Becky Robinson & Todd Lewis: Shacks & Candy

Summary

Podcast Summary: Jeff Lewis Has Issues

Episode: Becky Robinson & Todd Lewis: Shacks & Candy
Date: November 7, 2025
Host: Jeff Lewis (SiriusXM)
Guests: Becky Robinson, Todd Lewis

Main Theme

This episode is a lively, unfiltered roundtable of Jeff Lewis and his guests—comedian Becky Robinson and Todd Lewis—discussing everything from Halloween party planning, parenting, dental mishaps, and travel paranoia, to the peculiarities of golf carts and the best Halloween candy. True to its title, Jeff and friends share their issues, swap sharp banter, and revel in behind-the-scenes gossip, all delivered with their signature irreverence.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Dental Mishaps & Morning Drama (01:25–03:00)

• Becky Robinson enters with a dental crisis after her crown (tooth) pops out while eating a tough bagel in the green room.
  • “These bagels are harder than Dick. Rock hard. It must be gluten free or something.” —Becky Robinson (01:58)
• The cast jokes about the quality of the bagels and Becky storing the crown in her pocket.

2. Extreme Diets and Anxiety Cures (03:31–04:03)

• Annie details her “stop eating” diet: "One salad a day and a matcha." (03:36)
• Anxiety becomes a running joke as an appetite suppressant, while Jeff and Becky trade notes on various pharmaceutical coping mechanisms.

3. Last-Minute Halloween Party Planning (04:06–05:58)

• Becky's party-planning style is revealed—100 bottles of Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc at the ready, invitations sent just days before the party.
  • “I don’t like to plan too far in advance. I don’t want people to have anxiety about the soiree.” —Becky Robinson (04:41)
• Casual attitude toward party numbers—Becky accidentally leaves the invite list open for guests to add plus-ones.

4. Golf Cart Obsessions & Neighborhood Living (07:31–10:17)

• Todd and Becky bond over their mutual love of golf carts.
• Jeff probes Becky about driving her custom 'Entitled Housewife' pink golf cart around Calabasas, and Todd recounts his history flipping used golf carts for profit.
  • “I’d buy them for like a grand ... clean them up, wet down the driveway for pictures, and sell them for $3,500.” —Todd Lewis (09:06)

5. Holiday Decoration Wars & Neighbors (05:59–06:24, 42:22–50:23)

• Becky admits to skipping Halloween decorations in favor of early Christmas, citing neighborhood skeletons spooking her kids.
• Todd takes pride in his Halloween “shack” installation, featuring a leaf blower to scare trick-or-treaters (45:01).
• Friendly competition with neighbors (the flamboyant Sean and Jim) for best holiday décor; Todd’s goal to reclaim coolest-dad status.

6. Behind-the-Scenes Gossip: Parties, Live Shows, and Fandoms (10:18–16:32, 19:47–21:00)

• Oscar recounts a chaotic “Date on a Plate” taping (13:40), including surprise double-headers and meeting quirky contestants.
• Becky discusses her fanbase (the “chumps”), their rowdy behavior at shows, and humorous altercations among attendees.
  • “They forget people pay to hear me speak.” —Becky (19:31)
  • “In general, the chumps are rude, obnoxious, and violent.” (19:51)

7. Messy Travel Plans: Mexico Paranoia & Tulum Antics (21:06–25:46)

• Jeff and Todd debate the safety of traveling to Cabo for the holidays, with Todd paranoia about cartels.
  • “They’re going to target the richest Americans on vacation, which is you.” —Todd (22:26)
• Becky reveals her all-girls Tulum trip: hundreds of women, cases of wine, and a climbing stripper count (“GEOs,” often all surnamed Argentina).
  • “Approved 12 more strippers yesterday. … I’ll do anything for the girls, Jeff.” —Becky Robinson (24:36, 24:44)

8. Celebrity Appearances & Stand-Up Special (26:08–37:26)

• Becky reflects on her heartwarming Kelly Clarkson Show guest spot, getting emotional backstage.
  • “Never felt more at the right place at the right time.” —Becky (27:37)
• Promotes her comedy special “Entitled”—stand-up plus a docu (“35 minutes of hell”), $12 available at entitled.beckyrobinsonthegreat.com.
  • Becky recounts filming through norovirus: “Hugging the toilet, puking non stop. ... Abs have never been tighter.” (36:41–37:11)

9. White Lies and Hotel Shenanigans (37:31–38:32)

• Becky admits to telling wild lies—including faking paralysis to get hotel staff to bring up her Uber Eats order.
  • “I told them I was paralyzed and my help had gone home ... then answered the door on my two feet.” —Becky (38:04–38:27)

10. The Theragun Incident (39:04–40:03)

• Becky describes an “over the pants” accidental near-sexual experience with the family’s Theragun massager.
  • “I sneezed, coughed, and it buzzed across my crotchal region... I didn’t hate that.” —Becky (39:08)

11. Dating Woes & Kink Confessions (46:24–48:09)

• Becky shares a wild Hinge message from a man offering full-service submission: chores, errands, and ... bedroom power play.
  • “I’m experienced in the kink lifestyle and I’m an active service submissive... I enjoy restraint, power play...” —Becky (46:51)
• Group educates Becky on Shibari (Japanese rope bondage), jokes about bringing it to Tulum.

12. The Best Halloween Candy Debate (42:47–45:01)

• Heated discussion on candy rankings: team Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups versus Snickers, Hershey’s, Butterfingers.
  • “Every year it’s the Reese’s peanut butter candy. Every year.” —Jeff Lewis (43:48)
• Todd criticizes a neighbor who hands out toothbrushes: “I think he’s a fuck.” (44:11)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Out comes the crown. It’s now festering in my squirt pocket.” —Becky Robinson (02:12)
• “You can’t accelerate with your left foot. What’s wrong with you? Use your elbow.” —Todd Lewis, teasing Annie's driving advice (03:18)
• “I might take my top off at some point. Depends if we get the whipped cream out.” —Becky (12:13)
• “Skin-on banana? She throated a whole banana—skin on.” —Becky, on a porn star at a live show (15:07)
• “I welcome them (the chumps) with open arms.” —Becky (20:51)
• “I’ll bet money I’ll sleep with two. I’ll just call him Mr. Arg.” —Becky, on her Tulum stripper plans (24:59)
• “Abs have never been tighter. I ate ice chips for a good three days.” —Becky, on having norovirus while touring (37:20)
• “I told them I was paralyzed … then sashayed up to get my McDonald’s.” —Becky, white lies at hotels (38:04)
• “I sneezed, coughed, and it buzzed across my crotchal region … I didn’t hate that.” —Becky, on accidental Theragun use (39:08)
• “I’m experienced in the kink lifestyle … I spoil in the best ways in the bedroom.” —Becky, quoting a Hinge match (46:51)
• “There is someone in our neighborhood that gives away toothbrushes. I think he’s a fuck.” —Todd (44:11)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Dental mishaps & bagels: 01:44–03:00
• Anxiety diets & medicine talk: 03:31–04:03
• Halloween party invites & prepping: 04:06–05:58
• Golf carts & flipping for profit: 07:31–10:17
• Neighborhood competition & Halloween shack: 42:22–45:01
• “Date on a Plate” chaos: 13:40–15:07
• Chump show fights: 19:47–21:00
• Travel paranoia (Cabo, Tulum): 21:06–25:46
• Entitled special & Kelly Clarkson talk: 26:08–37:26
• Becky’s white lies at hotels: 37:31–38:32
• Theragun incident: 39:04–40:03
• Hinge kink message: 46:24–48:09
• Halloween candy debate: 42:47–45:01

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Overall Tone & Atmosphere

The episode is loose, playful, and raunchy, with fast-paced banter and self-deprecating humor. No subject is off-limits, including bodily functions, sexual escapades, and family quirks. Jeff’s no-filter hosting keeps the conversation unpredictable and deeply personal, with guests slotting right into the chaotic rhythm.

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Final Takeaway

This episode of Jeff Lewis Has Issues is a wild, irreverent ride through party planning, dental disasters, neighborhood rivalries, travel fears, and sex-positive dating. Becky Robinson and Todd Lewis match Jeff’s energy with their candid stories, quick comebacks, and willingness to overshare, affirming the podcast’s status as a haven for the hilariously unfiltered.

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For more Becky Robinson, catch her special at entitled.beckyrobinsonthegreat.com ($12: over an hour of standup and a documentary).

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Note: Ad breaks and technical difficulties were omitted as requested.

Transcript

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When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

Doug said it was dumb, but maybe I'm dumb because I enjoy it. Maybe I'm just talking about the news. We don't talk about the news here.

[Becky Robinson]

No, just sex.

[Jeff Lewis]

There's gotta be that one actor or actress that nobody likes. Cause we have that here.

[Annie]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

Who is it?

[Todd Lewis]

Me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, Becky Robinson and Todd Lewis join the show. We talk about the number Halloween candy. Becky searched for strippers in Todd's Halloween shack. Becky, how are you feeling after the mishap in the green room before the show?

[Becky Robinson]

Losing my crown.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. So every morning, Annie gets here early. She takes everyone's drink orders and food orders. Now, you were saying just before the crown popped out, said, these bagels are.

[Becky Robinson]

Harder than Dick Rock hard. It doesn't. It must be gluten free or something. Something's very wrong with the bagels.

[Jeff Lewis]

Cause I said to you, I said, isn't the cream cheese so good? You're like, yeah, but the bagels are so hard. And then, bloop. Out comes the crown.

[Becky Robinson]

Out comes the crown. It's now festering in my squirt pocket.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, I went over after you. You left the room to retrieve the crown. I think it was on. Did it fall on the floor or what did I. Did you catch it or.

[Becky Robinson]

It's in my pocket, but I had a mouthful of bagel mixed in with the crown, and I didn't know how to react with you guys all in the room.

[Todd Lewis]

Right.

[Becky Robinson]

So I kind of just kept in my mouth for about a minute.

[Todd Lewis]

You handled it really well.

[Jeff Lewis]

You really did.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I went over to test your bagel, and it's true. It was like a bagel crisp.

[Becky Robinson]

A crisp?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Those bagels were not fresh, Annie.

[Annie]

Okay, Sorry. I'll make them better next time.

[Becky Robinson]

They need more fluff.

[Annie]

Got it.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. More moisture.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, Annie gave you really great advice today, is that correct?

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah. No, she really did. So recently, I've been driving down Irvine three days a week. So I drive, like, three hours a day, three days a week. And I've developed a soreness in my right knee from accelerating, braking, accelerating, braking. I told Annie this, and she goes, why don't you just drive with your other leg?

[Becky Robinson]

I was trying to help.

[Todd Lewis]

I was like, what?

[Jeff Lewis]

She was serious.

[Todd Lewis]

She backed it up again, too. She's like, yeah, just cross your legs. I'm like, you can't accelerate with your left foot. What's wrong with you? Use your elbow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I said to her today, I said, you are looking skinty. And she's like, you. You just stopped eating, right?

[Annie]

Yep. One salad a day and a matcha.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Oscar]

It's not enough.

[Jeff Lewis]

And what are you. Are you. Are you trying to lose weight for a particular.

[Annie]

No, I just, like, I got fat, so I need to get thin again.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Annie]

I'm like you.

[Becky Robinson]

Are you microdosing Adderall to keep the hunger over?

[Annie]

But I miss that time of my life.

[Becky Robinson]

Is there anything that's, you know, halting the cravings? I'd love to know.

[Annie]

Anxiety?

[Becky Robinson]

M. Mm.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, okay.

[Becky Robinson]

I've got Xanax in my satchel.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now. You're an amazingly organized person, because I think. Was it yesterday that we got the invite to our Halloween party on Friday?

[Oscar]

I thought.

[Becky Robinson]

No, no, you're welcome. I mean, come on.

[Oscar]

I thought that we were like. She was like, oh, fuck, I'm gonna see them tomorrow. Let me invite them. So that. Just to cover her tracks. No, it said there, like, 100 out of 100 spots open. She just sent the invitation.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Becky Robinson]

God forbid. Mama's been busy. I don't know if you saw. I was Michelle Clarkson show yesterday.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yes. Congratulations. So you sent invites on a Tuesday for a Friday party?

[Becky Robinson]

Yes. I don't like plans. I don't like to plan too far in advance, and I don't want people to have anxiety about the soiree.

[Annie]

Only 30 people are going so far.

[Todd Lewis]

Well, they just got it.

[Oscar]

Give it time for a two day turnaround.

[Becky Robinson]

I didn't realize I had left. Guests can invite friends open. So around midnight last night I changed that because I saw some names confirmative on there that I don't know.

[Todd Lewis]

Oh yeah.

[Annie]

You're welcome.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now is it true that you've got. You've got 100 bottles of Sauvy B ready?

[Becky Robinson]

Kim Crawford is fully. Yeah. All the boxes are in the garage. 100 bottles of Savvy B. Brought one here today at somewhere.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now I know I noticed the screw top.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you and I were discussing cars. We think it's best that you go with the Range Rover. But you have to do the add on which is the refrigerator. The cooler in the center console for.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, because I like to have a beverage to and fro. Soccer games, equestrian camp. And it needs to be crisp. It does need to be crisp.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

I don't like arranged temps, you know.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Now it's true that. So you didn't. Not only did you not decorate for Halloween, but you've already put up your Christmas decorations.

[Becky Robinson]

I instructed others to put them up, yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. So you're. You've got the holiday decorations up for the Halloween party on Friday?

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Becky Robinson]

Well, you know what? It's too spooky for Dashiell and Maccabee to have Halloween decor. Skeletons are all over the neighborhood and they're just freaking out.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

You know, and there's cob. Why would I put up cobwebs when I spend the whole rest of the year trying to knock those shits down?

[Jeff Lewis]

Right. True. I. I always wondered. I always wondered why you settled in Calabasas. But it turned out. And we've known each other for several months now. Right.

[Becky Robinson]

Almost a year.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Todd Lewis]

And that's why you got the invite.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. So. And it turns out the only reason you bought that house is because the real estate agent was hot.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. Scott took on a new.

[Todd Lewis]

Lost another crown.

[Becky Robinson]

Scott took on a new position at Charles Schwab Financial Management.

[Jeff Lewis]

I see.

[Becky Robinson]

So he's closer to work.

[Annie]

We should clarify for those listening. We are with full entitled. We've got visor, we've got sunglasses, we've got shawl. We've got skort.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, there's like a weird split personality happening.

[Annie]

That's awesome.

[Jeff Lewis]

She walked off that elevator and she's in a tennis skirt.

[Becky Robinson]

It's called a skort.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. And you've Got. You're in all black and you have this. A pink sweater tied around. And then you've got your visor. And then you have your. Who makes those glasses?

[Becky Robinson]

These are Oakley's.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

Custom. And then I've got my AirPods on under my headphones.

[Todd Lewis]

She really does.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, it's true that you. You and Todd have something in common. A love of golf carts.

[Todd Lewis]

This is true. Yeah. I was admiring the entitled Housewives golf cart that I saw on your Instagram page because you've really committed to it. Not only do you have a classic model, but you've also decal wrapped it numerous times. I think you've actually changed it a couple times too.

[Becky Robinson]

So it's a street rod golf cart. They made a whole fleet of them foreign titled.

[Todd Lewis]

No shit.

[Becky Robinson]

They did, yeah. Because I went out there to play. They own a country club, so I went out there to play a little tournament with girls and they had a whole fleet of custom entitled rigs.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Becky Robinson]

And they're the nicest golf carts. They even told me the way that you can unhook the thing so there's no speed limit. So I'm going to be ripping down the 100.

[Todd Lewis]

The governor. The governor is what they call that?

[Becky Robinson]

The governor.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

Why would they ever call it that? That makes no sense.

[Todd Lewis]

I don't know. But I've ripped off a few governors in my life to make my golf cart street legal.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, you have?

[Becky Robinson]

Todd, what are you doing after this right now?

[Jeff Lewis]

You got rid of the last cart because Carrie crashed it into the wall.

[Todd Lewis]

She did.

[Jeff Lewis]

But did she deny the whole thing? She did.

[Todd Lewis]

So I always. You know, with young children, you want to always take the key out of the golf cart. That way they can't get in it. But somehow Carrie crashed it into the wall. And I said, well, the. The key. You must have put the key in. No, Todd, I did not. I'm like, well, what are you doing in the golf cart? I was trying to back it up in reverse. I go, so you had to put the key in? No, the key was in it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm like, okay. Did you ever have more than one golf cart at a time? I feel like you did. And then Carrie was mad because she couldn't get her car in the garage.

[Todd Lewis]

I had multiple. I was flipping them for a while for profit. So what I would do is I'd put a trailer.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I would think it would be for profit.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Not to lose one.

[Todd Lewis]

Well, no, I'm saying flip it because some people are like, wait, you're crashing them? No. I would go and I'd get a trailer, and I would find them on Craigslist, and I'd go to Palm Springs because people die in Palm Springs, and then they. People don't know what to do with their parents golf cart. So I'd buy them for, like, a grand. Then I take them back to la, I clean them up, and I'd wet down the driveway to make them look cool, take really good pictures, and sell them for, like, 3,500.

[Becky Robinson]

It's got to be wet. I know what you mean. Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

So are you dry? Is your street legal? Are you driving it on in Calabasas?

[Becky Robinson]

It will be street legal once it has a license plate. It is not currently, but I have been driving it to Erawan and other places.

[Todd Lewis]

If I may. You have to have seatbelts, a turning signal horn, and, I think, headlights to be street.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you have all of that?

[Becky Robinson]

I have all that, yeah. Plus a cooler in the frunk.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, nice. So you're driving to Air One in your golf cart.

[Becky Robinson]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

And it's pink and it says Entitled Housewife on it.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And do you drive it as Entitled Housewife, or do you. You do.

[Todd Lewis]

Should. Yeah. Commit to that?

[Becky Robinson]

Of course. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

And then, you know, I take the dog to the park in it because I don't want to walk.

[Annie]

And.

[Todd Lewis]

Of course not.

[Becky Robinson]

Sometimes I go, you know, I go to the neighbors and we play mahjong, so I load up the front with a bunch of beveragenos. Yeah, we go over there.

[Jeff Lewis]

I see. So you've made friends with the neighbors.

[Annie]

I have.

[Jeff Lewis]

Got it. And will they be coming on Friday?

[Becky Robinson]

Mm.

[Jeff Lewis]

Even with the short notice?

[Becky Robinson]

They're. Yeah, they. Yeah, they are coming. Anything to get away from the kids, right?

[Jeff Lewis]

Right.

[Todd Lewis]

I know what that's like.

[Jeff Lewis]

Mm.

[Becky Robinson]

Annie's coming.

[Jeff Lewis]

Annie, you going?

[Annie]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Nice slay.

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, I didn't get to send Oscar an invite because I don't have your number, but I didn't want you to be left out. You're more than invited.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, thank you.

[Becky Robinson]

I know that they don't invite you to a lot of things.

[Jeff Lewis]

So much. Thank you. I'm about to call you out. Uh.

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

You said your biggest nightmare was that no one was gonna show up to the party except for Oscar and that he would spend the night. Did you or did you not say that? You are so full of shit.

[Becky Robinson]

What else is he gonna bring up today? Kian. He had me on the porn yesterday for an hour. He was on the phone with me for an hour and Then he goes, I gotta go. I go, oh, no, pal, I gotta go. I gotta fucking go. Sitting here chit chatting for hours. But yes, I did say that. You know, sometimes it's those last straggly invites that they wind up staying the latest and then it's awkward and.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you haven't even invited him yet.

[Todd Lewis]

You don't want the food to go away. Could be a lot of food.

[Becky Robinson]

I've got catering.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

What?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, are you. Seriously, what are we eating?

[Todd Lewis]

What you got up in there?

[Becky Robinson]

Full barbecue spread, pulled pork sliders, pickled red onions, boom boom barbecue chicken, hot links ribs, Mac and cheese, coleslaw.

[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Becky Robinson]

Coleslaw and a summer salad.

[Annie]

I'm nervous. Cause on the invite it's don't spit out your crown. The invite says, wear a costume or don't.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Annie]

So what is this looking like?

[Becky Robinson]

Are people wearing costumes?

[Todd Lewis]

I mean, the insight Daisy, that you bring to this show is amazing.

[Becky Robinson]

Well, you definitely want to pack your swimsuit because we'll be getting in the pool. Or you can go naked. However, I don't know how you are at parties.

[Jeff Lewis]

Will you be naked?

[Becky Robinson]

I might. I might take my top off at some point. Depends if we get the whipped cream out.

[Todd Lewis]

Put your keys in the bowl when you get there.

[Becky Robinson]

But I'm just. You know, Dashiell and Maccabee are dressing up as K pop Demon Hunters.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, so is Monroe.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, and you know what? If I hear K pop Demon Hunters one more time, I K pop my ass into a K hole. Okay, I cannot. We're going up, up, up. And they sing it so po.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, and I'm just sick of it.

[Becky Robinson]

And I've been driving all over town trying to perfect these costumes. I bet you have a good one, don't you?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, and we got a professional makeup artist coming tomorrow.

[Becky Robinson]

God damn it.

[Todd Lewis]

Where are you going on Halloween?

[Jeff Lewis]

Your house, dumbass.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah, but are you going to. You're coming to full costume?

[Jeff Lewis]

I have to get a costume tonight. But it's gonna be costume light. I think if you don't want to do a whole thing, you gotta do some sort of.

[Annie]

Well, I already have a whole plan, so I just wanna know that. I wanna embarrass myself.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's your plan?

[Annie]

Well, Bryson's being Benson Boone and it's like a TikTok trend thing, so you guys don't really get it, but I'm gon.

[Todd Lewis]

Is it on the Facebook?

[Becky Robinson]

So condescending cream.

[Annie]

So I'm just wearing a lot of pink glitter. Honestly.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, it'll be tea oh, Becky, I'm afraid to ask what your dressing is.

[Becky Robinson]

You're looking at it.

[Todd Lewis]

Title?

[Jeff Lewis]

Housewife. Oh, yeah, right.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. I don't do Halloween, you know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right, right.

[Becky Robinson]

I'll do this. Maybe a Whisper of Santa Claus.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Becky Robinson]

But I'll probably wear a cape because it's, you know, my party.

[Todd Lewis]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

How is the. What is it? Date on a Plate show last night?

[Oscar]

Oh, yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

Pandemonium. Absolute pandemonium. Nikki was amazing.

[Oscar]

Of course, he did a great job.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you want to complain?

[Oscar]

It was a long night. Long night.

[Jeff Lewis]

So Nikki told you to be there at what time?

[Oscar]

He said be there at 7:30, shows at 8. So we got there at 7:40. 7:50. We got a drink at the bar, having a good time. They didn't seat us till like 8:45. Then the show.

[Jeff Lewis]

So be there at 7:30. But they seated you at 8:45. Yes.

[Oscar]

Show started around 9.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Oscar]

And we did the show. It was funny. It was good. It was great. He did a phenomenal job.

[Jeff Lewis]

So the show is over, you think?

[Oscar]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

And what time is that?

[Oscar]

That is 9:50.

[Jeff Lewis]

Great. So you're like, okay, good. We're gonna get home. We'll be home in 10 minutes.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. And then what happens?

[Oscar]

Then the host comes out and says, stay in your seats. Second taping coming up.

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, God. It was a sneak attack. Double header.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sneak attack.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

He didn't tell me that either. No, left that little detail out.

[Jeff Lewis]

We tried to leave.

[Annie]

And the warm up comment goes, you.

[Becky Robinson]

Guys need to sit down. Don't leave. Please don't leave me.

[Annie]

And we're like, oh, okay.

[Becky Robinson]

Percy was on meth. That guy was bouncing all over. I thought Nikki was energetic. That guy took it to a new level.

[Jeff Lewis]

What about that autistic girl? Was she there?

[Oscar]

Danny from Love on the Spectrum, how was she? She was great.

[Annie]

She was great.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then what about the porn star that's paralyzed from the nipples down?

[Becky Robinson]

She got picked.

[Jeff Lewis]

She did. Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

I can see why.

[Becky Robinson]

She throated a whole banana. Skin on.

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Todd Lewis]

Wow. Skin on.

[Becky Robinson]

Is it called skin?

[Annie]

Yeah, peel on.

[Todd Lewis]

But we know what you meant.

[Becky Robinson]

Good.

[Jeff Lewis]

And so of course she got picked.

[Becky Robinson]

After he saw that, he was. He was drooling. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Isn't that funny? Now, you said. You said that you. Because you, you know, you've kind of dipped your toe in the lady pond.

[Becky Robinson]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you said you prefer dating men because they're dumb.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Do you want to elaborate on that?

[Becky Robinson]

I mean, everyone who's listening, I'm sure feels the same.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

You know they're tuned out. And, you know, I have to tell Scott something six times for him to commit it to memory. So I'm gonna gaslight more in 2026. I'm just gonna not say it and then say, I did I thought it, therefore I said it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Becky Robinson]

I can really fly under the radar with men. Women, they know everything.

[Jeff Lewis]

So men are oblivious to your emotions.

[Becky Robinson]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where women are in tune to you. So that's a lot of work for you.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so men are dumb, therefore less work.

[Becky Robinson]

Maybe they are more work in the long run. Okay, but you know, but then you're. You're also getting a couple benefits. You know, I've got kids. He can screw light bulbs in that are tall. You know, in the female. Female relationship, it's hard. Someone's gotta wear the pants. Someone's gotta build the furniture.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right. Okay.

[Becky Robinson]

You know what? We were at Nikki's taping till about 3am last night. It was a two hour drive to get here this morning. So we got about an hour of sleep. Plus a broken crown.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Do you want some Celsius?

[Annie]

No.

[Becky Robinson]

Makes me shake and shit.

[Annie]

Follow up to the crown. Where is the crown? Is it a molar? No, no, no. In your mouth.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's about to going in her pockets.

[Becky Robinson]

We should put it on the wall. Well, I went to the dentist and I end up having to get $5,000 worth of work done. I got three temp crowns on Monday.

[Annie]

Oh, that's a temp crown?

[Becky Robinson]

Yes. Oh, but she goes, you know, we can't do the permanents until mid November. I've got tulum next week. And apparently I've just whittled my. I've been grinding my teeth down to just little nubs.

[Todd Lewis]

Don't you only crown a molder? Like, unless you're a pirate. Like who's crowning like front teeth?

[Annie]

Well, if you have a root canal or something, you have to crown the front tooth.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, how many crowns do you have?

[Becky Robinson]

Three temps in.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where are they?

[Becky Robinson]

In the way back in the farthest back.

[Annie]

Are they root canals or just had to be whittled?

[Becky Robinson]

No, just had to be whittled. Fillings that have moved. Weird things.

[Annie]

Right, right, right, right.

[Becky Robinson]

You know, you probably should keep a.

[Annie]

Like a little thing of like little cement. Temporary cement with you.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah, some crazy glue.

[Oscar]

Crazy.

[Annie]

Yeah, whatever.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you gonna go back to the dentist or it just wait till mid November?

[Becky Robinson]

Well, there's just a little whittled down tooth back there now.

[Oscar]

Can't chew.

[Todd Lewis]

Well, she comes on the show again.

[Annie]

And you don't want to break.

[Becky Robinson]

They told me not to eat chewy, crunchy foods.

[Annie]

This is Jeff with his veneers.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, I remember while he waited.

[Todd Lewis]

Mine was in the front. They used to fall out.

[Jeff Lewis]

Those were my temporary veneers.

[Annie]

Right.

[Oscar]

That was at Chili's.

[Todd Lewis]

Did I lose two?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I chipped one at Chili's. You're right. I chipped one at Chili's.

[Oscar]

She popped right off on a pretzel.

[Annie]

We ate a pretzel.

[Oscar]

Oh, the pretzels.

[Jeff Lewis]

I can't say no. Is it true that one of the girls got in a fight with a chump at one of your live events?

[Oscar]

No.

[Todd Lewis]

Oh, how's that possible?

[Jeff Lewis]

I thought they were one in the same.

[Becky Robinson]

They've been acting out the chumps.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know.

[Annie]

It's okay.

[Todd Lewis]

They're mad.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know. You know, they have a lot of trauma. They're triggered easily.

[Oscar]

Why did they fight? What happened?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, what happened?

[Becky Robinson]

Well, there were a couple of them, and then there was. One of the girls was sitting behind him, and I just saw people, it looked like falling over, and all the security was running over. So I was like, someone's. Someone's had a heart attack. So I stopped the show. Being the good citizen that I am, I'm like, what's going on? Looking to be a hero. I go, is there a problem? They go, yeah. And I go, well, what is it? And she goes, these two won't shut the fuck up. And I can't hear any part of the fucking show.

[Todd Lewis]

That's a chump.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's a chump for shows.

[Becky Robinson]

And a few moments later, the girl had stood up right before I was about to hit a glorious punchline. It just goes, I'm a child. That's the only thing they ever say.

[Todd Lewis]

And it's always good for her.

[Becky Robinson]

It's always right before a punchline of a really long, lofty bit.

[Jeff Lewis]

Their timing is not great.

[Becky Robinson]

You know, they forget that people pay to hear me speak.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know. And they also.

[Becky Robinson]

I think they want the floor.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, they drink, too. They drink a lot.

[Todd Lewis]

No, they're heavy drinkers.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, well.

[Jeff Lewis]

And they are prone to violence. So did. Who threw the first punch. Probably the chump, Right?

[Becky Robinson]

It was in New Orleans. New Orleans? I didn't see it. They were in the darkness.

[Todd Lewis]

Be there next month.

[Becky Robinson]

If I had to guess, I'd say the chump.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Do you find that in general, the chumps are rude, obnoxious and violent?

[Becky Robinson]

On a scale of one to.

[Annie]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I'm so sorry.

[Becky Robinson]

The crossover of them all So I went and crashed a couple. Cause my standup special has officially come out. So I went and crashed a couple premiere parties in Minneapolis over the weekend. And those were a lot of crossover girls and chumps, and they were incredible.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow. So they can exist together in the wild, right?

[Becky Robinson]

Absolutely.

[Jeff Lewis]

But once in a while, if you, you know, symbiotic relationship.

[Todd Lewis]

I just threw out some 8th grade science to you guys.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you.

[Todd Lewis]

You're welcome.

[Jeff Lewis]

So generally they coexist, but once in a while, there's just a little bit of a revolt.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. And that's any show, you know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, well, I apologize for the chumps.

[Becky Robinson]

Thank you so much.

[Oscar]

But it will happen.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. I can't say it's gonna get any better.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

I welcome them with open arms.

[Jeff Lewis]

But see, they are entitled. Right. So they're also entitled. So once they spend the money, they. They write to be heard.

[Becky Robinson]

And who doesn't, you know? I get it.

[Todd Lewis]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, Todd, do you want to tell. Because I don't think Becky understands what's happening in Mexico.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we had a plan. A planned trip to Cabo between Christmas and New Year's. And we were gonna stay at a beautiful resort. And I was all for it, because last year we went to the snow, and we're like, this year, let's go to the beach. And I'm. I'm scared to go.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hold on. We booked our trip to Tahoe. All of us.

[Todd Lewis]

Yep.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then you and your wife. Yep.

[Todd Lewis]

And Tom and Claudia. Tom doesn't want to go. You're the one to go.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can I tell you something? Always get in his head. And so he brought it up first. First you got his head. And then they're. All of a sudden, they're. Everybody's calling me, saying, we don't want to go to Tahoe. We want to go someplace warm. So I have to cancel all. Everything.

[Todd Lewis]

I've got to cancel everything in a row. Nobody wants to do that two years in a row. We're going to mix it up. You know what?

[Jeff Lewis]

It's the holidays. People want to be where it's cold.

[Todd Lewis]

The cartels are targeting Americans in Cabo.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I cancel. I cancel Tahoe.

[Todd Lewis]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

Then we book this whole trip to Cabo. Then you and your wife start being crazy drama queens. And then you call up dad and Claudia, and now you get them on board. And now they've called and said they.

[Todd Lewis]

Don'T want to go to Mexico. Did you see the headlines yesterday that we're sending warships into Venezuela, because of the cartel and what the current administration is doing. I don't want to get into politics.

[Jeff Lewis]

But unless the Parks front of the Nobu.

[Todd Lewis]

Listen, they're going to target the richest Americans on vacation, which is you. So maybe we should let other people go and take our spots.

[Jeff Lewis]

I would have been fine. I know that once you're on the resort, you're totally safe. I have armed security. No, that's not true.

[Todd Lewis]

I'm not a pussy. I just don't feel comfortable about it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sorry.

[Becky Robinson]

The thing is, you can get it on any side of the board.

[Todd Lewis]

True, but like, if there was an opportune time to hit Americans, it would be between those times.

[Oscar]

But to say I'm. I'm afraid of gun violence, I'm gonna stay in America. It just. It seems. It seems a little nutty now.

[Todd Lewis]

We're good in politics. I don't want to do all that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is it true that the Tulum trip you're describing as tits to the wind and cocktails to the brim?

[Becky Robinson]

Indeed.

[Jeff Lewis]

I like that. Yeah, I like it. Sums it up.

[Becky Robinson]

The girls are getting picked up in Lamborghinis.

[Oscar]

No.

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, yeah. We're pulling out all the stops.

[Jeff Lewis]

So that would be.

[Becky Robinson]

A cartel will be able to catch up to said Lambos, right?

[Jeff Lewis]

It's very inconspicuous. And I don't think the Lamborghini. The Lamborghini SUV entitled your taxis.

[Becky Robinson]

I would like to see the cartel try to take on the Gerals or the Chubbs.

[Todd Lewis]

Apparently they'll fight back.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, we will scrap down on those motherfuckers.

[Jeff Lewis]

How many girls are going to tulum so far?

[Becky Robinson]

100 something.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow, that's a lot.

[Annie]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

100 something. Yeah.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Becky Robinson]

Ken Crawford also sent down just crates of vino.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, nice.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now how many strippers are we up to?

[Becky Robinson]

It's gotten steep. I just approved 12 more yesterday. They call them GEOs. Not sure why. And when they present them to me, all of their last names are Argentina. I don't know if that's a stage name thing down there or what that is.

[Jeff Lewis]

Or is this one big family? Maybe they're all related. Yeah, like one big good looking family.

[Todd Lewis]

It's like a circus family. They all have the same. It's like the Vargas Circus. Vargas. You know, they all have the last name. Nothing, I suppose.

[Oscar]

The what?

[Jeff Lewis]

All right.

[Becky Robinson]

Is that on Facebook?

[Jeff Lewis]

So Facebook, how many Argentinas are there?

[Becky Robinson]

Well, Yesterday there were 12. I keep getting PDF folios of them and then I approve them. And every now and then there's one that just doesn't look quite right. So pick those out.

[Todd Lewis]

But we got special talents, though.

[Becky Robinson]

I think we're up to about 36. Some of them are dancers, some of them are strippers.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have 36 strippers?

[Becky Robinson]

I'll do anything for the girls, Jeff.

[Jeff Lewis]

With a hundred something girls. Yeah, that's actually pretty good.

[Todd Lewis]

Good ratio.

[Annie]

Good ratio.

[Becky Robinson]

I want them to be taken care of. And I would also like to take one back to my room.

[Jeff Lewis]

I knew you were going to. I knew. I. I will bet money you sleep with one of those strippers.

[Becky Robinson]

I'll bet money I'll sleep with two. I'll just call him Mr. Arg.

[Todd Lewis]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Nowhere to go after that. What do you pay for these gio's? Were they GS? GEOs?

[Becky Robinson]

You know it's all in pesos, right?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh.

[Oscar]

So who knows?

[Jeff Lewis]

We're not good with.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, I'm not either. But I think we're getting a good deal. My le.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think it's worth braving the cartels to get to 36 strippers.

[Oscar]

100%.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's gonna be a fun weekend.

[Becky Robinson]

Abso goddamn lutely.

[Jeff Lewis]

We would have had a fun weekend at that. Nobu, had you. Had you and your wife not got to dad and Claudia could have got some geos. Now where are we gonna go? Where are we gonna go now?

[Todd Lewis]

We'll figure it out. Don't get all crazy on me. At least we'll be safe yet. You know what? I'm gonna talk shit if something happens, just so you know. And I'll be like, I was right. Why are you.

[Becky Robinson]

If something happens to me.

[Todd Lewis]

No, not you. No, no, no. In Cabo, you wait and see.

[Jeff Lewis]

Nothing's gonna happen.

[Todd Lewis]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right. All right. Back to Kelly Clarkson.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

How was it? I love Kelly.

[Becky Robinson]

She's incredible.

[Todd Lewis]

She's a sweetheart.

[Becky Robinson]

She's so sweet. She's from Texas.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did she come to your green room before your dressing room and say hello?

[Becky Robinson]

No. I know, I know. I heard. She does that for some.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

They were doing a musical bit. I met Jeremy Renner.

[Jeff Lewis]

That means it was. It was a producer's idea. It wasn't your. It wasn't her idea.

[Oscar]

We're grateful for that producer.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's not a fan. She didn't even come over and say hello.

[Becky Robinson]

She's a fan. Big time. Yeah, she knows me. We're gonna hang out.

[Oscar]

Yeah. She sing? Did she sing?

[Becky Robinson]

She had someone there that was. Aloe Black was singing, so they were filming a pre tape while we were Getting ready in the green room. So she was tied up. But, you know, there were a lot of producers on the show. They were running around telling me they were big fans. Oh, maybe Kelly's not, but I've got the support of the rest of the team.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, that's all you need. It's all you need.

[Todd Lewis]

You just need that booker, that foot in the door.

[Jeff Lewis]

So the show was good? You were happy?

[Becky Robinson]

The show was great. Yeah.

[Todd Lewis]

Just voice of an angel. Get it? Oh, there she is.

[Becky Robinson]

So I lost a button on that skirt right before I walked out. It just burst.

[Oscar]

You have teeth, though.

[Jeff Lewis]

You look really cute.

[Becky Robinson]

Thank you so much.

[Todd Lewis]

Wow.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. So when I was standing behind. You've gone on the show?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, not yet.

[Annie]

We should say you're right.

[Todd Lewis]

Producers haven't invited him.

[Becky Robinson]

Producers haven't invited.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're not a fan.

[Becky Robinson]

Right. I wonder if she'll.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're not a fan.

[Annie]

You're wearing, like a red and white, almost like gingham shirt. You kind of look like a little cowgirl.

[Becky Robinson]

It's a little head to toe Tom Brown.

[Annie]

Oh, yeah. And you even have little boots.

[Becky Robinson]

Feet are covered in blisters. But. So while I was standing behind, there's these glass doors before you walk out to the studio audience in Kelly, and they go stand right there on this little gold star. And I have never felt more at the right place at the right time. And I know that's a little emotional, but right when I got into the green room after our interview, I burst into tears.

[Oscar]

Aw.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you serious?

[Becky Robinson]

I know I don't cry very.

[Jeff Lewis]

Were you about to get your period?

[Todd Lewis]

Right?

[Becky Robinson]

No, it's not coming for weeks. Maybe it's not at all this month.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I hope so.

[Becky Robinson]

But I'm standing behind the glass and she kept messing up the intro. So she just started yelling, sorry, Becky, I swear I'm good at this. And I was yelling back over the partition to her. So we kind of got a little preamble.

[Todd Lewis]

Oh, that's fun.

[Oscar]

Oh.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, that's so nice.

[Becky Robinson]

She was so amazing.

[Todd Lewis]

Good times.

[Becky Robinson]

I love her Christmas music.

[Jeff Lewis]

The first and last time you'll be on Kelly, right? I'm glad you enjoyed it and that you're emotional.

[Becky Robinson]

I'm surprised they haven't pitched me a weekly segment.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah, it's coming.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sure.

[Becky Robinson]

A lot of people in 30 Rock that day are saying I should have a talk show, so.

[Oscar]

Yeah, that's what they're saying.

[Todd Lewis]

Shane, the parking lot attendant.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

The guy at Dunkin Donuts.

[Todd Lewis]

You ought to have your own show.

[Jeff Lewis]

My Driver, what time. What time was the taping?

[Becky Robinson]

10, 11.

[Jeff Lewis]

In the morning?

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you didn't drink?

[Becky Robinson]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Were you nervous?

[Becky Robinson]

I felt pretty good, actually. I did have two martinis the night before we went to Polo Bar. And you can't have.

[Jeff Lewis]

Just so you know. That's like four martinis. You had four martinis.

[Becky Robinson]

I know. I was quivering the next morning.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

But you have the caviar on the little.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah. Did you do the little pigs in the blanket?

[Becky Robinson]

Of course. I'm so sick of hearing about the pigs in the blanket.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're so fucking good.

[Becky Robinson]

They're so good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you do the cheeseburger?

[Becky Robinson]

Talk about coming out wet.

[Jeff Lewis]

Were we. That one.

[Todd Lewis]

I missed that one.

[Annie]

What's coming out wet?

[Todd Lewis]

I don't know what we're talking about there.

[Becky Robinson]

You said something about fortune.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, we were talking about pigs in a blanket and then you.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, well, they're just. They're very wet. A lot of pigs in a blanket come out pretty dry. Those are soppy.

[Todd Lewis]

Oh, I see where you're going with it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. I mean, I hate this word, but maybe think of it. They're moist.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know about wet.

[Todd Lewis]

The pastry is not hard.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like. Like the bagels, like Annie's bagels melt in your mouth.

[Becky Robinson]

Really?

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Who did you go to Polo Bar with?

[Becky Robinson]

I went with my manager, Michelle, Shannon, the two producers on my special, Kiki, who does my hair, and Katie. And Katie, my. My wonderful publicist who's married to my manager.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wonderful. Sounds like a big power meeting at that Polo Bar.

[Becky Robinson]

It certainly was nice. It certainly was. We had a couple teenies and then the next day we did good. And then I had. We had a celebratory martini after that as well.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you do a teeny in the bar, then go downstairs to the dining room, or did you go straight to the dining room?

[Becky Robinson]

We went straight to the dining room because we were running late, but we had a cocktail at the hotel before to get nice.

[Jeff Lewis]

And what hotel were you staying in?

[Becky Robinson]

A Hilton. A Hilton in Times Square. Extremely mid. Yeah, yeah, I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Huh?

[Todd Lewis]

A Garden Inn.

[Becky Robinson]

Todd.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you use points or something? Right.

[Becky Robinson]

Is that why it was not booked through me? I had. I didn't get to give my approval and.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. You know, did Kelly.

[Oscar]

Did Kelly put you in a Hilton?

[Becky Robinson]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Annie]

Yes, there's a glitch. It's being worked on and investigated and records in retrograde.

[Jeff Lewis]

Zazzle. Zazzle.

[Todd Lewis]

So you know.

[Annie]

So you know things are wacky today.

[Becky Robinson]

The planets are off.

[Jeff Lewis]

Becky Robinson, we need to promote your comedy special.

[Becky Robinson]

Don't sound so excited, Jeff.

[Jeff Lewis]

We need to promote it. No, entitled.

[Becky Robinson]

Jamie's already watched it and he watched the documentary.

[Annie]

It was great. It's a lot of cool BTs with that. It's really interesting. It's really fun. You're seeing Becky.

[Jeff Lewis]

Explain. Explain.

[Becky Robinson]

Explain what?

[Jeff Lewis]

So it's the show or is it a docu? What is it?

[Becky Robinson]

It's both. It's my stand up special. And then when you finish that, if you haven't had enough of me, you can watch the documentary which is about 35 minutes long. Follows the months leading up to shooting the special. Which were absolute sheer hell.

[Jeff Lewis]

How long's the special?

[Becky Robinson]

An hour and 13 minutes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Fine, that's good. And then 35 minutes for the docu, but I got to spread it out over three nights.

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, my God.

[Annie]

The fun part about the docu, you get to see the tour bus. Not to ruin anything, but you do get to see the tour bus.

[Jeff Lewis]

I do want to see the tour bus. And did I hear she throws up?

[Becky Robinson]

Up, girl. We got norovirus on the road. And I. It, like, hit right before the show started when I run backstage to change into entitled. I was hugging the toilet, just, oh, puking non stop. And I go make Nikki go on. Nikki needs to go up for five minutes so I can throw up and put my wig on. And then we somehow made it in time, went out there.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God. So you did that. You. So it was a live show that you did and you were just sick?

[Becky Robinson]

Yes. Oh, did you get norovirus this year?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I didn't. Did you lose weight?

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

How long did you have it?

[Becky Robinson]

It's 48 hours of intense. Both ends wretched.

[Jeff Lewis]

You must have lost five pounds minimum.

[Becky Robinson]

ABs have never been tighter. I ate ice chips for, you know, good three days there.

[Jeff Lewis]

Really?

[Becky Robinson]

And then when you eat for the first time after, that comes out pretty quick as well.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, Right.

[Todd Lewis]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now you have been. You've admitted to telling white lies.

[Becky Robinson]

I tell black lies.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you recently said that you had ordered. You were in a hotel. Was this at the Hilton?

[Todd Lewis]

The Garden Garden.

[Becky Robinson]

The Temple. Hilton Temple.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you had ordered, I think Uber eats. And it required you to go down to the lobby to pick up your food.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you did not want to put on clothes, walk down the hall, take the elevator, and go down to the lobby. So what did you tell the front desk?

[Becky Robinson]

I told them I was paralyzed. And I said that my help had gone home for the day. And then they didn't even bring the McDonald's up for another 20 minutes. So by the time they knocked on the door, I forgot I even told the lie. So I go sashaying up to get it, you know?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, shit. So you answered the door?

[Becky Robinson]

On my two feet.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, no.

[Todd Lewis]

Whoops.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are there any other lies you've told recently?

[Becky Robinson]

Tons. I was about to be late today and I was brewing up my lies on the drive over.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, again. Yes.

[Todd Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, you visited.

[Oscar]

That's how we met.

[Jeff Lewis]

You visited your family recently and you discovered the theragon. Cian.

[Todd Lewis]

It's Cian.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, Cian.

[Jeff Lewis]

Cian told me the keyian Theragon.

[Oscar]

You named your theragon Cian?

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

Guys, he can really pound. He's not even in his 30s yet, is he?

[Annie]

No.

[Becky Robinson]

Jesus.

[Oscar]

If you want them to be.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. I've got the theragun turbo. It's the big one.

[Annie]

And.

[Becky Robinson]

Okay.

[Oscar]

Kian.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. There was one day I was sitting on the couch and I was in brand new, gorgeous, all white aloe legging outfit. And I just. I was doing my calves and I kind of. I sneezed, coughed, and it slipped and it buzzed across my crotchal region and I went. Well, I didn't hate that.

[Todd Lewis]

It's not a Jacob's ladder.

[Becky Robinson]

Like, I've been shawshanked. Redemption.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Todd Lewis]

Good lord.

[Jeff Lewis]

I've used that theragun before and it is just. I can't use it anywhere. It is unbelievably powerful and strong.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. Which is.

[Jeff Lewis]

How do you put that on your vagina? Well, it must have ripped it up.

[Becky Robinson]

It wasn't. Well, first of all, the pusses are powerful and strong. And also it was an over the pants ordeal. So there was a layer of skims and an aloe legging blocking, you know.

[Jeff Lewis]

And was this your family's theragun or was it yours?

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, the whole family. It's our travel theragun. We go on ski trips and such. That's the one we bring. But it was over the pants.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah. So it makes it okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, now I get it. Where do we get your special? You didn't say, where do you buy it?

[Becky Robinson]

You buy it at entitled.beckyrobinsonthegreat.com or if you go to entitledhousewife.com you can get to it there as well. And it costs $12, Jeff.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. That's a good deal.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah, I should say.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're getting an hour and 13 minute special with a 35 minute doc of you throwing up in the tour bus. Exactly. That's worth $12 alone.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

It's a great gift of a matcha.

[Todd Lewis]

Makes a great gift.

[Becky Robinson]

It's a great gift.

[Jeff Lewis]

And are you working on your opening? Because Todd's opening for chump miss.

[Todd Lewis]

I got two shows.

[Jeff Lewis]

You got two shows?

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah. Yes, I am working on the opening. We're working on a few things. We're gonna of a little bit old, a little bit new. We should have a real good show down there in Brea.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Because you haven't done a show since chump con, so people thought that you had retired. But no, you are doing shows again. You're back on the road.

[Todd Lewis]

You can take the boy out of chump. But you can't take the chump out of the boy. So, no, I'm coming back. We're coming back with a big show. Probably throw out a lot of T shirts and merch. I was telling you Oscar had a real good idea for a whatnot channel for Jeff Lewis Merch. Limited items have different chumps come on and promote it. I love it. I love the idea. Normally that's the first. Actually, Oscar.

[Jeff Lewis]

A good. First idea that Oscar's ever had.

[Todd Lewis]

I was like, wow, that's not bad, Oscar. So I want to give him credit.

[Oscar]

Yeah, he loves to online shop, so he has the tea.

[Todd Lewis]

I heard.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, I spent thousands of dollars on Funko Pops. I. You know.

[Oscar]

Well, you're a hell of.

[Todd Lewis]

Why not have the chumps spend thousands of dollars on.

[Jeff Lewis]

Might not want to broadcast Jeff Lewis Funkle Pop. Yeah. What is a Funkle Pop?

[Oscar]

Yeah, they're little, like bobbleheads, right?

[Todd Lewis]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

You've spent thousands of dollars on bobbleheads? On autographed bobbleheads?

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah. Come on, Jeff. They're autographed.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Todd Lewis]

God.

[Jeff Lewis]

How many do you have, idiot? I think I have about 26.

[Todd Lewis]

Whoa.

[Annie]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Those expensive?

[Todd Lewis]

That's an average of like.

[Oscar]

Yeah, but it's fun. Thousands.

[Jeff Lewis]

Someone do the math. Sounds like a lot of money.

[Todd Lewis]

Ann, use your left foot.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, I called your wife yesterday and I said, hey, you know, we're gonna see you on Friday for trick or treating. I'm bringing Monroe over. She's gonna trick or treat with her cousins. Their neighborhood is crazy on Halloween and they go all out with decorating. And so I said, I thought, okay, I could bring a bottle of wine or a bottle of vodka or something. She goes, yeah. Can you bring some candy?

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah. Oh, no, you gotta bring candy.

[Jeff Lewis]

Candy.

[Todd Lewis]

Anyone that comes over, you gotta bring candy. Because we run out, we'll have thousands of kids.

[Annie]

What?

[Todd Lewis]

No, literally thousands. Thousands. No. And it's a Friday this year, so it's going to be a really big. And plus, we've had, like, five bags at the house that we've been grazing.

[Jeff Lewis]

On, which would have probably been five Snickers. What are you eating, Kit Kats?

[Todd Lewis]

No, the mini Snickers. I throw them in the freezer. Oh, frozen mini sneakers.

[Jeff Lewis]

She can't do that with her crowns.

[Todd Lewis]

You're screwed. You only got, like, Twizzlers. That's like the only. Only thing you could. Well, no, it's. Well, no, I mean, you're limited based on the crowns.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'M not into the butterf.

[Oscar]

That's my fav.

[Jeff Lewis]

What is yours?

[Annie]

Mine is always the number one Halloween candy of the year versus peanut butter cups.

[Jeff Lewis]

I can't. How do you know it's the number one candy of the year?

[Annie]

I look it up every year. It's curious.

[Todd Lewis]

I'd like to look that up. I'm gonna call your blood.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think it's. No, look it up right now.

[Todd Lewis]

He's like the number one candy, the Milky Way.

[Becky Robinson]

It's because they lean into the flavors.

[Jeff Lewis]

I like the number one candy of the year.

[Todd Lewis]

I and millions of others.

[Becky Robinson]

I got them for. They sold it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Studies show. Every year it's number one. Jameson's, right? It is the Reese's peanut butter candy every year.

[Annie]

I guess I got good taste. America.

[Jeff Lewis]

Annie, what do you eat?

[Annie]

I just like a little Hershey's.

[Jeff Lewis]

Mm, okay.

[Todd Lewis]

Oh, I'll give you all mine. I used to hate those, you know, they're boring.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're just boring. It's just straight up chocolate.

[Todd Lewis]

There is someone in our neighborhood that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Gives away no peanuts, no caramel.

[Todd Lewis]

There's someone in our neighborhood that gives away toothbrushes. I think he's a fuck.

[Jeff Lewis]

That.

[Todd Lewis]

I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Egg it.

[Todd Lewis]

Egg the house.

[Jeff Lewis]

Egg it. Yeah. Now you've got some gays that are across the street and down one block.

[Todd Lewis]

That Sean and Jim. Shout out.

[Oscar]

Shout out.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shaun and Jim.

[Todd Lewis]

Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

They have the most amazing decorations.

[Todd Lewis]

They really don't. This year I upped my game.

[Annie]

Yas queen.

[Jeff Lewis]

You say that, but every year they kick your ass.

[Todd Lewis]

For 12 years we've had a hiatus on the shack. I brought the shack back and the shack.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's the shack.

[Todd Lewis]

Exactly.

[Becky Robinson]

Wait, is this the thing where you grab kids ankles?

[Todd Lewis]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Todd Lewis]

So I used to have. In the old house, I used to have.

[Oscar]

Not the shack.

[Todd Lewis]

Sorry. I used to have the shack set up like 12 years ago. But everyone's like, what does it do? And it doesn't do anything.

[Jeff Lewis]

Annie.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah, Annie's there. She was there as a kid. She's like, trick or treat. What does the shack do?

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Todd Lewis]

So now I up my game this year. So on the door I made this foam sign that says, don't look in here with a hole. So when a kid goes in there, I've got my leaf blower on remote. So I'm able to hit the leaf blower and it blows him in the face and it scares him. Oh, I don't.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Todd Lewis]

It says don't look in there. So if you're gonna look in there, you're gonna pay the price.

[Oscar]

That's crazy.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you blow the poor kids with the leaf blower.

[Todd Lewis]

It says don't look in there.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's gotta be scary.

[Becky Robinson]

What if there's an incident with a bark chip?

[Jeff Lewis]

Can I have the remote?

[Todd Lewis]

You can. I have a control center. I've got three things on remotes, three different scares.

[Jeff Lewis]

Seriously, I do.

[Todd Lewis]

Oh, no. I'm going big this year.

[Annie]

Now, if you're in West Hollywood this year and you see a shack with a hole and it says, don't look in there, don't look. I'm telling you, I've seen Wesson men.

[Becky Robinson]

I've played that game before.

[Todd Lewis]

But they do give out Reese's there. Number one candy.

[Oscar]

It's number one candy.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's the number one candy every year.

[Annie]

What can I say? I've got good taste.

[Todd Lewis]

Hey, Jeff, I just got a DM that someone's trying to call in Jameson. Can we take calls?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, we can't take calls. Oh, another glitch, Problem with the software. And then in two weeks, another glitch.

[Annie]

Wow, it's technology.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you remember when they spent, what was it, like hundreds of millions of dollars on that satellite and they launched and it didn't work.

[Annie]

It didn't work.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's Sirius XM for you.

[Todd Lewis]

Just sitting in orbit.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, it's just floating.

[Todd Lewis]

Wow.

[Becky Robinson]

Floating in the ether.

[Jeff Lewis]

You run hinge?

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

How's it going?

[Becky Robinson]

Not well.

[Oscar]

Why?

[Becky Robinson]

Well, I'll tell you why.

[Jeff Lewis]

Cian knows you had a conversation with a guy recently who opened up.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. And he seemed totally normal.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. What did he say?

[Becky Robinson]

It was so absurd that I copied and pasted it into my notes. So I mean, a little back, back and forth. He goes, what are you into? What are you looking for in here?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

I was like, direct. I like it. Okay, to the point.

[Todd Lewis]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

And I was like, what are you looking for? He sends immediately. I'm experienced in the kink lifestyle and I'm an active service submissive. I find real fulfillment in making my queen's life easier. Running errands, handling chores, completing tasks, and making sure she feels cared for. And I spoil in the best ways in the bedroom.

[Oscar]

I love this for you in the bedroom.

[Becky Robinson]

I'm dominant. I enjoy restraint, power play. And I want something long term as well.

[Todd Lewis]

Sounds like a greeting card.

[Annie]

Sounds like a king.

[Todd Lewis]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's the problem?

[Becky Robinson]

I liked all of those things.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, I'm into it, but I had.

[Becky Robinson]

To board a flight at JFK and I didn't respond to him for about a week because I was at the Hilton Garden Inn and he found another queen.

[Jeff Lewis]

The Internet was down.

[Becky Robinson]

He's unmatched me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, shit.

[Becky Robinson]

I remember he said he's a marketing something at uta, so I'm gonna track his little ass down with some handcuffs. I'm saying I've got some chores for you to do, Poppy.

[Jeff Lewis]

What were those. What were those ropes we were talking about yesterday? Those Japanese ropes.

[Annie]

Shibari or something?

[Oscar]

What?

[Annie]

Shabari.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shabari ropes. Have you heard of that?

[Becky Robinson]

No. Should I. Is that like. Is that like a sex swing art of Asian descent?

[Todd Lewis]

I have no idea what it is.

[Oscar]

Japanese ropes where they tie knots and they tie each other up and, you know, get freaky.

[Becky Robinson]

I like that. I like that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shibari. Check into it.

[Becky Robinson]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God. Bring shabari ropes to Tulum. Oh, the cartel might have them, right?

[Becky Robinson]

I might need them for the cartel.

[Oscar]

Oh, he missed the Dog Girls against the cartels. Crazy.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

What are we. What are we drinking on Halloween? We're. We're walking around with the kids. Oh, you gotta remind me because I bought little glow stick things for the kids and I don't remember where I put them. Where I put them in the house.

[Todd Lewis]

I did my own there. Thank you. I brought.

[Jeff Lewis]

I. I bought glow sticks for the kids, so I gotta remember to bring them because we have trouble finding them because it's dark.

[Todd Lewis]

Bring a bottle of Crown.

[Jeff Lewis]

And we're so drunk.

[Annie]

It's such like a suburban mom thing to do.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Todd Lewis]

Really?

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Todd Lewis]

Thanks, Andy.

[Annie]

Are you gonna put him on a leash?

[Jeff Lewis]

I would, but I don't think we can find a retractable leash long enough. Cause I don't wanna walk to the.

[Todd Lewis]

There's so many people like, you know. And then your leash is gonna get tangled with other people like it is madhouse.

[Jeff Lewis]

I just think there's. It would be a hotbed for predators. It would be. So I wanna just keep an eye on our kids. So anyway, what are we drinking?

[Todd Lewis]

Bring whatever you want.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm Martini. I saw something. It was like. I think you had it. It was like a cozy. But it was shaped. It was shaped as a martini. It was like a cooler, but shaped as a martini.

[Becky Robinson]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where the fuck do I get that?

[Annie]

Had a lid.

[Becky Robinson]

This woman in Minneapolis. I'm sure we can Amazon them.

[Jeff Lewis]

We've got a market that she came running over. There it is. We've got a market. And sell it on Jeff Lewis merch.

[Annie]

It looks like a Stanley, but it's in the shape of a martini glass with a lid.

[Oscar]

That is perfect.

[Todd Lewis]

We'll sell them on jefflewismerch.com because I.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hate when the martinis get warm like your savvy bee, you know.

[Becky Robinson]

And I have hot, hot hands, so my hand will warm it right up. Sizzling temperature.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you do. So you're gonna do jack and diet?

[Todd Lewis]

Crown and diet. But you know this. I don't leave the house. I stay in the front yard because it's the one day out of the year that I'm the coolest dad in the neighborhood. So I just, I. I welcome the nice compliments.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know those gays, they upstage you every.

[Oscar]

You wait.

[Jeff Lewis]

This year now you said that every year. And those gays no outdo you every.

[Todd Lewis]

Thanks, Jim. Sean listens to the show, so he's gonna be laughing all the time.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I hate to say it, but you're not the coolest guy in the neighborhood. Sean and Jim are.

[Todd Lewis]

I'm the coolest dad that Sean and.

[Jeff Lewis]

Jim are the coolest.

[Todd Lewis]

All their shit is store bought. I make my shit now.

[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, arts and crafts. Are you gonna bring the gays into the shack?

[Todd Lewis]

Come by the shack. It's only up one day a year.

[Jeff Lewis]

We should put up another shack for the gays, don't you think?

[Todd Lewis]

Right.

[Annie]

I don't wanna go into that shack.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'll work that shack.

[Todd Lewis]

It's the Jack shack.

[Jeff Lewis]

I want to be inside the shack.

[Todd Lewis]

With a chair and a martini.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Ladd every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app.