Bob the Drag Queen & Zach Noe Towers: Matcha & Twinkdom

Summary

Podcast Summary: Jeff Lewis Has Issues Episode: Bob the Drag Queen & Zach Noe Towers: Matcha & Twinkdom
Release Date: June 6, 2025
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Bob the Drag Queen, Zach Noe Towers

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Introduction of Guests

In this lively episode of Jeff Lewis Has Issues, host Jeff Lewis welcomes two vibrant guests: Bob the Drag Queen and Zach Noe Towers. The trio dives into a range of topics, from everyday mishaps to personal journeys in the entertainment industry.

Matcha Mix-Up and Morning Mishaps

The conversation kicks off with a humorous recounting of a miscommunication over a matcha order involving Jeff's assistant, Annie. Bob shares the confusion:

Bob the Drag Queen (01:28): "So Annie, let's start with annie's phone number. 555. No, I'm kidding. Annie says, hi, this is Annie from Jeff Lewis..."

Jeff probes the situation, leading to Bob explaining how the order was mistakenly placed:

Bob the Drag Queen (07:21): "Can I get two matcha lemonade, please? And I meant to say lemonades. And I said, the website only has bags of coffee."

This anecdote sets a lighthearted tone, highlighting the often chaotic behind-the-scenes moments of running a live show.

Behind the Scenes: Live Show Pressure

Jeff comments on the intensity of live broadcasting:

Jeff Lewis (02:11): "When Jeff Lewis is live, everyone's on edge. That's crazy."

Zach and Bob agree, emphasizing the high-stakes environment of live shows and the constant pressure performers face.

Guest Backgrounds and Achievements

Bob the Drag Queen provides an insightful look into his multifaceted career:

Bob the Drag Queen (05:42): "I've been doing standup comedy for about 16 years now. I toured with Madonna for two years, had my own TV show on HBO for three seasons."

Jeff expresses his admiration:

Jeff Lewis (05:35): "How does this guy make money? So then when I started looking at the package..."

Zach adds to the discussion by highlighting the diverse talents of both guests.

Personal Anecdotes and Experiences

Bob shares a poignant moment from his past:

Bob the Drag Queen (16:08): "2024 was crazy for me. So my house burned down in January. On January 10th... my mom passed away on Mother's Day. And then I went and did Traders two weeks after my mom passed away."

This revelation underscores the resilience required to navigate personal tragedies while maintaining a public persona.

Roommate Dynamics and Friendship

The dynamic between Bob and Zach as roommates becomes a focal point:

Zach Noe Towers (20:29): "Zach had a roommate that he didn't like... It was like, I literally can't live with you."

Bob reflects on their friendship:

Bob the Drag Queen (22:05): "Zach was like, an incredible roommate and we're incredible friends."

Their candid discussion offers listeners an authentic glimpse into the challenges and rewards of shared living spaces.

Upcoming Shows and Collaborations

Excitement builds as the trio discusses their upcoming joint show, Girls, Gays, and Theys, scheduled for June in various locations including Los Angeles, Washington D.C., Brea, and Buffalo. Bob and Zach promote their performances enthusiastically:

Bob the Drag Queen (34:31): "And Zach is also a part of that show."
Zach Noe Towers (35:26): "S E. Like, see with your eyes. See the Drag Queen dot com."

Their promotional banter is both humorous and engaging, enticing listeners to attend their events.

Humorous Moments and Light-Hearted Banter

Throughout the episode, Jeff, Bob, and Zach engage in playful teasing and humor, keeping the conversation entertaining. This includes a flirtatious yet comedic discussion about their friendship:

Bob the Drag Queen (23:38): "Zach and I have both bragged about being able to fellate very well the art of fellatio."
Jeff Lewis (23:54): "So Zach and I have never hooked up. We have wanted to do this."

Their ability to balance humor with candid conversation adds depth to their interactions.

Reflections on Identity and Fear

Bob delves into his upbringing in a drag-inclusive environment and his initial fears:

Bob the Drag Queen (26:29): "My mom owned a drag bar... I was scared of drag queens for a while."
Zach Noe Towers (27:36): "I've been at 2. Yeah, I was at the Vegas shooting."

These reflections offer a deeper understanding of Bob's journey toward embracing his identity and overcoming fears.

Conclusion and Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up, Jeff invites listeners to tune into their weekday shows and provides additional information on upcoming events. The trio leaves listeners with a sense of camaraderie and anticipation for their future endeavors.

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Notable Quotes:

• Jeff Lewis (02:11): "When Jeff Lewis is live, everyone's on edge. That's crazy."
• Bob the Drag Queen (05:42): "I've been doing standup comedy for about 16 years now..."
• Bob the Drag Queen (16:08): "My house burned down in January... my mom passed away on Mother's Day."
• Bob the Drag Queen (23:38): "Zach and I have both bragged about being able to fellate very well..."
• Bob the Drag Queen (26:29): "My mom owned a drag bar... I was scared of drag queens for a while."

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This episode of Jeff Lewis Has Issues offers a blend of humor, personal storytelling, and insightful discussions, providing listeners with an engaging and multifaceted conversation between Jeff, Bob, and Zach.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Jeff Lewis]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[Jeff Lewis]

I've learned from my mistakes, and that's what I want to teach people. Don't do what I have done this show.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I mean, you guys really start some shit.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm sorry if I'm coming off as an asshole. I just want people to do their jobs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In today's episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Zach Noe Towers join the show. And we talk about Bob's matcha order, Shane's twink status, and Zach's experience having Bob as a roommate. You got the day correct?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did. I did. So I'm actually really good at. Zach can attest I'm pretty good at showing up to everything when I get to. You're punctual and I live by the calendar. I live by the calendar. Someone asks, what are you doing? I don't know. Before I go to bed, I check the calendar. This is Bob's drag queen talking. I check the calendar. No one's getting.

[Zach Noe Towers]

You thought it was Shane? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone thinks Zach's doing a black scent. I checked the calendar before bed. Then I woke up and then somehow I skipped to the next day. And I was like, what the. Like, this is crazy. What the fuck? I. So I called Shane and I was like, I'm on the way. I'm 10 minutes away. I don't know what. I don't know what happened. And he was like, girl, what now?

[Jeff Lewis]

Our question is, is that you called at 8:48am and we are live at 9. Were you indeed in the car or were you at home?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I was actually 10 minutes away. I lived so close.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you were at home. Yeah. So you were not technically on your way?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I said, I'm 10 minutes away. I didn't say I'm on the way. I said I'm 10 minutes away. 10 minutes away.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so you are. So you would have just. You think, man, you would have been probably a few minutes late.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Skin of my teeth. Can I talk about something in the intro that really stood out? When Jeff Lewis is live, everyone's on edge. That's crazy.

[Zach Noe Towers]

It's the most accurate way to describe the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one's comfortable when Jeff Lewis is on the airwaves.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's actually pretty accurate.

[Zach Noe Towers]

It's so accurate. They've never changed that copy in six years because it's still crack. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, Bob the Drag Queen. When is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Miranda Priestley of.

[Jeff Lewis]

When is the last time you had a brown sugar and cinnamon Pop Tart?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna say maybe I must have had one on set somewhere. So it's probably been a little over a year.

[Jeff Lewis]

Probably. How good are they?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's good. It's the second best Pop Tart.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's the first?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The first best Pop Tart. And hear me out, y' all. I don't want to hear no bibbidi bop boop. You take your.

[Jeff Lewis]

The OG Strawberry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The strawberry frosted Pop Tart, you put it in the freezer.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Zach Noe Towers]

I can attest a frozen Pop Tart's fucking delicious. Do you add a little ice cream.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Into a Pop Tart sandwich or you just have to. Okay, you eat one egg. You're not putting ice cream.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're so right, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shane, you're not putting ice cream on your Pop Tart. Okay. I'm just curious. The fact that you ate a. No. He's like, no, bitch. You would put ice cream on your Pop Tart. I didn't say me, I said do.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I actually am curious. Do you split a hard boiled egg with Annie?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It comes with a two pack, so.

[Zach Noe Towers]

She has one and I have the second.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I noticed you put a little sea salt on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Zach Noe Towers]

It comes with like this gorgeous flaky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Salt and you just crush it up in your fingies.

[Jeff Lewis]

Annie's a salt.

[Zach Noe Towers]

And once a week we put hot sauce on it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, just one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all. I am surrounded by white people. What hot sauce are you putting on it?

[Zach Noe Towers]

The one at the place.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Frank's. Oh, Frank's. It's delicious. You like sriracha?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You like cholula? Yeah. Okay, nice.

[Jeff Lewis]

But what day do you decide?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm kidding. We just. Whenever they have it.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you use the flaky sea salt on it.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Of course.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, now anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it because two eggs is too much?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I couldn't possibly eat two eggs. Couldn't Possibly eat two eggs.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I could barely eat the one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all are. Y' all.

[Jeff Lewis]

We all have eating disorders.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm on Ozempic, and I can eat more than that, which is crazy.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you on Ozempic?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was on it, then off it for, like, four months. Now I'm back on the sauce.

[Jeff Lewis]

Honey, now what I'm concerned about is that you and I split pop Tarts this morning, Right. So I had one. You had one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I doubled back.

[Jeff Lewis]

But then I noticed you grab a whole nother two pack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you put it in your bag. When are you planning on eating it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I already ate one. I'm already. I'm already one down. I'm already one down.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Bob is like a famous snacker. Like, his. His offices in Burbank were stocked.

[Jeff Lewis]

Offices?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Jeff Lewis]

I had a grass.

[Zach Noe Towers]

He has, like, a four studio, like, setup in Riverbank. It's very cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you should come away.

[Jeff Lewis]

I will say, Bob, I was like, how does this guy make money? And then I'm a comedian, because I was just curious. I had no idea. And so I'm like, I know he was on RuPaul's Drag Race. I think it was season eight. And you won. And then, of course, I knew that you. I know that you had. You were doing some standup, But I was like, how does this guy make money? So then when I started looking at the package. Cause they. We're pretty professional here. Jameson does a little research.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't realize you're an actor.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, exactly. We're gonna talk about that. You're an actor, you're a podcaster, you're a standup comedian, you're a musician, you're a writer, producer. It's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, I mean, so I've been doing standup comedy for about 16 years now. I have been. I'm also. I toured with Madonna for two years. I had my own TV show on HBO for three seasons.

[Zach Noe Towers]

New York Times bestseller.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New York Times bestseller.

[Jeff Lewis]

I had no idea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I be. I. You know, I don't. I just. I do the things I love, and then I. Luckily, I can find ways to make money doing those things.

[Jeff Lewis]

So were you. Oh, let's go back to the matcha order.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. So, Annie, I'm just gonna be honest with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I get out of the elevator, and Annie looked a little. She was a little perturbed. Let's say that she's like, bob wants.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Annie's face right now.

[Jeff Lewis]

Bob wants second matcha lemonade. And I go, really? She Goes, do I have time to go get it? Cause she wanted me to say, no, Annie. And I go, yeah, you have time. Just be quick. And then I said, so then I came in. I'm like, bob, two matchas.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then you said, well, actually, yes, which was fine, but Annie was under the impression that you wanted to double the way that you said it in the text.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll read the text.

[Jeff Lewis]

Please read the text.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll read the text to you all.

[Jeff Lewis]

Because, Annie, I think you've been vindicated. Because I looked at the text and it is confusing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, Annie, let's start with annie's phone number. 555. No, I'm kidding. Annie says, hi, this is Annie from Jeff Lewis. I make a coffee run every morning before the show. Let me know if you want any food, drinks, whatever. Can I go through the whole. So then Annie sends me the website, and then this is the website she sent. So I went looking through the website. It says a very popular coffee shop nearby. And. But the website is just bags of coffee, like bags of beans, a pound.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Of the blonde roast. It's like merch and bags.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was like, no. And so I responded and I said, can I get two matcha lemonade, please? And I meant to say lemonades. And I said, the website only has bags of coffee. And then I said, they don't have that. Then one black coffee. So that's what the whole thing says.

[Zach Noe Towers]

2. He didn't say double. You know what I mean?

[Jeff Lewis]

He said, it's confusing because it didn't say, yeah, lemonade isn't plural, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I was using the swipes.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Who needs two drinks?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two people.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's true. No one's ever ordered two drinks, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But no one orders a double. But no one orders a double and say, can I get. Can I get two espresso? I don't know you, but, like, that would be crazy. Can I get. Can I get.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Feeling bold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say she was very kind this morning. I don't know this Annie. Annie, are you okay? Are you? Not right now. I like you, Annie. We're good now, though. The beef is squashed.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Good.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I did, you know, I did kind of want to get her in trouble. That's why I wanted to see the text. So I was kind of disappointed that it was a miscommunication. I was like, fuck, I gotta be on Team Annie on this one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was low key me, low key me. But Annie. Me and Annie are cool. Yeah, that's.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you live 10 minutes away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Hollywood Yeah, well, I technically live in WeHo, but I tell everyone I live in Hollywood.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why WeHo is more exclusive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's because when you travel, more people know Hollywood than WeHo. Like when you're outside of.

[Jeff Lewis]

When you just say West Hollywood. When people know, but then they think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'Re talking about the west part of Hollywood. Because people, like everyone isn't like, WeHo is not. It's not as what everyone thinks it is. Like, people know weho like the gays, but once you're talking to the gays, they'll be like, oh, West Hollywood is like. People think that like East New York is the east part of New York City. They don't know that east New York is a town in New Jersey. So when you're in the New York area, you can say East New York, but people who don't live in the area don't know. So I just say I'm in Hollywood. I'm also. I am on the. You know how La Brea separates Hollywood from WeHo?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like a stone's throw from La Brea.

[Jeff Lewis]

La Brea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what I'm gonna dox myself?

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I'm not gonna say. We're not gonna say what street. Just give me a major cross street.

[Zach Noe Towers]

She's very north.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I'm like, oh, yeah, Hollywood Sunset.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, that's a great location. Actually the best centrally located. But yeah, I think West Hollywood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, no, we got to give your cross streets. I want to give me something near your cross streets. We got to even the playing field here.

[Jeff Lewis]

Fine. We'll say Beverly and Highland.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yes. Honey. You heard that? Honey. Wow. She could eat eight eggs in this economy if she wanted to.

[Jeff Lewis]

Three matchas and three matcha lemonades.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You guys should say that you're splitting eggs because of. Because of the prices. You should say it's cuz the economy. It's the bird flu. It's the tariffs. There it is. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

How did you meet Zach? Cuz Zach referred you to us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Which I'm not. I'm not going to thank you yet.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I've referred some epic people to the show.

[Jeff Lewis]

Who?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Are you kidding me? Name them.

[Jeff Lewis]

Who?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Ms. Pat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Love Lunel. Love Nikki, Paris.

[Jeff Lewis]

Love.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Isn't that enough?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's enough. You've done enough.

[Jeff Lewis]

You don't have to prove that. But then Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I would say you're right.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Bob will give you a run for your money, which I'm excited.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zach is so well connected. Zach is low key. A comedy socialite like Zach also helps Me book for my show that's coming out soon, called the Big question on my YouTube page. Zach actually helps me book that as a friend. Like, he's literally just sending me names, not charging anything.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know what you said? Comedy socialite. I absolutely agree. Yeah, everybody. Well, not everybody, but most people love you. Most people love you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zach is very beloved.

[Jeff Lewis]

The people that don't love you don't love anybody. You know what I'm saying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And no one likes them.

[Zach Noe Towers]

They don't love themselves.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's true. That's true. But you are a comedy socialite.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I met Zach Noe Towers on a cruise ship maybe 12 years ago.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah. Probably 10 or 11.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, yeah, this was before I was on Drag Race. He was still a twink at the time. Say love you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In his twink death era, to be clear.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Oh, for sure. Gasping.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My last breath of twinkdom sunsetting. For sure. White Claw, please. This is. By the way, this is literally. So it was literally before White Claw. This is.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Oh, it was before White Claw.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, this is. This. This is for Loco, please. And so I was hosting this comedy show and doing my own solo show on the cruise ship. And then I just hit it off with him. He was just so funny. It was like a daddy cruise. It was an older gay cruise. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So, like, I know what a daddy is.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Okay, well, you looked confused, grandpa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, how does Jeff Lewis not know what a daddy is? This is crazy. But anyway, so we kind of. We were two of the younger people on the cruise back then. Imagine we were two of the younger people on the cruise, and we connected.

[Zach Noe Towers]

They were working Bob's ass on this cruise. But Bob's solo show, she was supposed to do, like, three. They added a fourth because they were packed and, like, standing room only. Standing ovations. They were supposed to be, like, an hour. People insisted they go for, like, an hour and a half, two hours. And I will say the coolest moment on the ship was Kathy. Najimmy was also performing on it. Do you know her?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Should have her on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's great.

[Zach Noe Towers]

After she saw Bob show, we were all at dinner, and she, like, took out her, like, satellite.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you missed the best part. The best part is where Kathy and Jimmy, after my. My. My final show, where it was like, literally five standing ovations and encores. It was like, I was like. They would not let me get off stage, and this tiny little lesbian named Bunny who's in the front row was, like, going crazy for me. And then I got off stage and Kathy And Jimmy grabs me by the hand, and she goes, meet me by the French fries. That's my favorite part. Meet me by the French fries. So we go upstairs. I go, oh, my God, Kathy. And Jimmy wants me to meet her by the French fries. So we go upstairs, and Kathy pulls out her phone, and she goes, one second. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. And then whoever it is doesn't answer the phone, and she goes, rupaul, I am sitting with the next winner of your show. You need to call me back. No. And then hung up. And then I won the next season.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Won the next season.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

She got you on Bob. Got you on RuPaul.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm a nipple baby. Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's incredible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rigged election. Yeah. No. Kathy and Jimmy, it was a big. And then RuPaul actually came. This is really rare. RuPaul actually came to my show before I was on Drag Race. Tweeted about it. Just, like, tweeted like, I met Bob the Drag Queen show. She came into the bar, and she goes, is Bob the Drag Queen performing tonight? And everyone's like, oh, my God. RuPaul just showed up at the bar. She was like, don't tell anyone. I just want to. I just. I don't want anyone to know that I'm here. Immediately, this faggot goes downstairs to tell everyone, pop, RuPaul's here. RuPaul's here. RuPauls here. RuPaul's here. Rupaul is here. And RuPaul is not inconspicuous. RuPaul's six four, wearing a huge orange puffer coat and this fuzzy bucket hat and sitting in the back corner. And I go tell the dj. I said, you see that person in the corner? That's RuPaul. He goes, oh, my God. So he hits, sits that walk. Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump. The crowd goes up. They don't know RuPaul's there. The crowd goes up. We start doing this. Like, everyone starts Runway walking, and RuPaul, like, actually tweeted where she was. Like, I was in the club last night. They were all getting their life to assist that walk in. No one even knew I was in the room. And then. And then I got a text from this company called the casting firm. I don't know if they still work at the Drag Race or not, but they were the casting company that did RuPaul's Drag Race. And they text, and they were like, you should audition for RuPaul's Drag Race. And I was like, you guys reached out and said that last year and nothing happened. And they were like, no, girl, you should audition this year. Trust me. And then. Then RuPaul showed my shelves. Okay, I'll do. I'll audition. Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

You never know who's gonna open doors for you. I need to start being nicer to people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally. I don't see your feedback. Just do your thing. Do your thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

But then how did you end up on Traders?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, they just called me. Yeah, they just. They just. They reached out to my management and they were just like, we want. I was on tour with Madonna and I think I was in.

[Jeff Lewis]

Were you dancing for Madonna or were you opening as a comedian?

[Zach Noe Towers]

He's the MC.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was the MC.

[Jeff Lewis]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hosted Madonna's 40 year retrospective tour.

[Jeff Lewis]

Got it. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was actually just watching. Grandpa didn't know no about Madonna. Are you not a Madonna girly?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I like Madonna, but I didn't know what your role was with her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So you didn't come see Zakiya Forum? Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sorry, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Madonna fans aren't what they used to be. This is crazy. But, yeah, I hosted her show. We co hosted together. And I think I maybe was in Atlanta or somewhere when I either got the call. When I confirmed, I was like, all right, I'm doing. I'm gonna go do the Traders. Which actually, it was an actual crazy time in my life. It was honestly genuinely insane. 2024 was crazy for me. So my house burned down in January. On January 10th.

[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My house burned down. My house in Atlanta that my family lived in. And then my mom passed away on Mother's Day. And then I went and did Traders two weeks after my mom passed away. So my mom passed away on Sunday. The next Sunday, we had her funeral. The next Sunday, I went and did the Traders. Like, I literally. So if y' all see me on the Traders acting crazy. I wasn't acting. I was. I was dead ass serious.

[Jeff Lewis]

How did you like to work with Brittany Haynes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Brittany. She's the one from the. From. From Big Brother.

[Jeff Lewis]

Big Brother, Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I don't think Brittany likes me, to be honest.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'll ask her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I didn't really connect with Brittany that much, to be honest. But I remember at the reunion, we were in the elevator and I was still in face, but wearing a tank top and just kind of walking around, just kind of get my bearings and leave the hotel. And I was like, oh, Brittany, did you have fun? And she was like, no, that was horrible. And I Was like, oh. I was like, oh, okay. And she was like, people were coming for me. I mean, I'm people. I did come for her during the reunion, but I just was like, I just want to talk about this thing that you did that seemed, you know, not necessary. But I just remember her being like, that was not fun. I did not like it. And she didn't say me specifically, but I wish she was like, I didn't know people were gonna, like, address things that we did in the castle. I was like, what do you think a reunion is? This is where you address things that happen in the castle. Mary.

[Jeff Lewis]

So she was upset about the reunion, but not upset about the whole experience?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I was asking her specifically about the reunion.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. And I haven't spoken to her outside of the show or in that one time. In that one time in the hallway.

[Jeff Lewis]

We should put them on together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's gonna be here in two, three weeks. I mean, I'll live her, so I'll swing back by. But I like. I mean, for the most part, I like. Me and Brendan, we didn't really connect in the cast. I really had connection with, like, Danielle Reyes, Dylan Efron, Gabby, Wendy, although it was never shown, and Bob Harper, they were the ones that I really connected with.

[Jeff Lewis]

He could stop by. Cause he's only 10 minutes away. He's right there on La Brea and Hollywood.

[Zach Noe Towers]

You're so yet that you just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'll just. Everyone just go over to fucking Beverly and Hillside or at Highland and just open your grinder and you'll find this queen. Look for a girl with one matcha lemonade and see where she's headed.

[Jeff Lewis]

So when you were on Traitors, you were chosen as the traitor, right? In the beginning, correct?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. First episode.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, you seemed adamant about removing the housewives. There was four housewives.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I stand by it too. I do it again.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, this is my reasoning. So the Big Brother people don't like each other. The Survivor people don't like each other because all of them have actually crushed each other's dreams of making a million dollars or more. They have actually actively participated in stopping the person. They all come with built in drama. They're gonna hate each other. Survivors do not trust each other. Because I knew, because I was working with one survivor, Carolyn Caroline. And she could not stand the other survivors. None of them like, none of them trusted Tony Vlachos. They trusted Jeremy. But then also the Big Brothers, they also did the same thing. But the Housewives, they have no actual animosity and revolved around crushing each other's dreams. Yeah, they're caddy on tv. But the housewives are actually really, from my experience, I don't know much. I don't watch the show, but they are really good at, like, fighting you and then, like, being chill when the cameras are off. Right. You know, they. They live in the moment and they're. They're not acting. Those are their real feelings, but they're really not taking it personal.

[Jeff Lewis]

So they're aligned and they would help each other.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe so. And they have done it every other season.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's an interesting theory.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was knocking them off because she was a traitor. But they will stick together. The housewives are mafioso. They fucking stick together, especially.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, they do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Especially Dolores who's like, literally mafioso. That's not an actual implication, but she's like, you know, she's got the bravado, she's got the. She's got the whole. Yeah, New Jersey thing going on. I'm like, they're going to stick together, so we got to get rid of them. And my goal was to murder women in the night and banish men to their faces. Like, I wanted to scream at men and yell at them and belittle them.

[Zach Noe Towers]

And just quietly betray women.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And quietly betray women. Yeah, that was my goal.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gay dream.

[Jeff Lewis]

Interesting strategy. Now, how did you guys end up as roommates, you and Zach?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I was renting a. Yeah, I.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Was a. I was a transition pad for Bob. Bob was a New York girly. I had a two bedroom. Bob wanted to transition to la for the most part.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I say one part that might be a little shady?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah, do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zach had a roommate that he didn't like.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah, it's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I manifested that it would crumble.

[Zach Noe Towers]

It was crazy. He came over one day and my roommate was in his room being a cunt. And. And Bob points in the room and he goes, I want that bedroom. And I was like, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, I'm gonna have this.

[Zach Noe Towers]

And then like, literally, like two months later, I like, had. I was at my wit's end with the roommate and I kicked him out.

[Jeff Lewis]

You kicked him out? Why? What did he do?

[Zach Noe Towers]

It was a lot of things.

[Jeff Lewis]

And was Bob any better?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Yes, I was. We had one problem.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Living with a drag queen is crazy, though.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, oh, first tell us why we lost the old. What was the problem with the old roommate?

[Zach Noe Towers]

The old roommate was, like a rich kid who didn't know how to do. Yeah, exactly. There should be a reality show live with Jeff Lewis for a month. See how far people make it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one makes it. Everyone's like, three days max. It's traitors.

[Zach Noe Towers]

He was bad. He like, it never paid a security deposit. And then, like, he wouldn't clean. And I was like, I feel like I'm doing all the cleaning. He's like, well, I don't touch anything. Like, it was just like crazy stuff like that. I'm like, I literally can't live with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he was like a really good painter. And I was in talks with buying a painting for him, and then I.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Nipped that in the bud and I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was like, zach, can I get a roommate? I still want to get a painting. Zach was like, absolutely not. No. And I was like, you know what? That's fair. I'll get a painting for someone.

[Zach Noe Towers]

And then Bob was like, an incredible roommate and we're incredible friends and it made us, I think, better friends.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree.

[Jeff Lewis]

How long did you live together?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like actually living in a space? I mean, I was bouncing back and forth. It was a year. The whole time was about. Was a little over a year, but we were actually living in the same apartment for maybe like five, six months.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is it Kyla or Kyle? Kyla. Okay. Line one. Kyla. Hi, Kyla from Pasadena. She has a question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hi.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Hello.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hi. Hello. I've listened to you both, like, on podcasts and stuff. First off, Bob, I'm a major bobblehead. Thank you. And I'm also a chomp. So this is like two of my worlds colliding. I am, like, so excited. But I know you guys have been roommates, but I also know you guys are notoriously slutty. So I want to know how many.

[Jeff Lewis]

Times you guys hooked up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she's right. We are both notoriously slutty.

[Zach Noe Towers]

We are proudly. We have never hooked up. We. I think we've seen each other very much as siblings in that way. Like, we're very family. But we have wanted to do this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For a while and I think it needs to happen at some point.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, do what?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Okay, this is a. This is an R rated warning.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Zach, Jeff, let it happen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let it happen. Okay, Ease yourself.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Bob will tell us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Zach and I. Well, I think Zach has. Has. Zach is now kind of afraid because I'm very braggadocious.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I love. Yeah, I am afraid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And now Zach's afraid that he's not.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Gonna maybe just use the clinical term.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kyla called us slut. Kyla fully just Slut shamed us.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Would you really not want us to say?

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know. I just worry how graphic this is gonna get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll make it easier.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Zach and I have both bragged about being able to fellate very well the art of fellatio.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Okay.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Art.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The art. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, for some of us, it's a fine art. For some of us, it's kind of like, you know, a Cartoon Network, but like an Ed Edd N eddy drawing.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Okay, let's go blank.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And so we wanna have a competition. Get someone to be the adjudicator, and we're going to fellate them and we're gonna get rated and find out who did a better job.

[Jeff Lewis]

I see. Well, I imagine we'll get a lot of.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Phone lines are open.

[Jeff Lewis]

Imagine we'll get a lot of volunteers. A lot of volunteers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have we ever. We've never announced it publicly. Have we ever announced it publicly?

[Zach Noe Towers]

I don't think so, but we do talk about it a lot.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I just met your boyfriend who is in the green room. Yeah. Does he have an issue with this? Have you ever discussed it with him?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tao, can you look over here? Thumbs up.

[Jeff Lewis]

The nicest, sweetest guy.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Thumbs up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's with it. Thumbs up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's with it. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Noe Towers]

You would never.

[Jeff Lewis]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, are you one of those traditional gays chasing that hetero lifestyle?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Jeff is a Handmaid's Tale character.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, let's go back to your earlier years. You grew up in Georgia and your mom. Is it true that your mom owned a drag bar?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's called Sensations in Columbus, Georgia. And everyone always asks me, what's it like? I never went to the club, like, I was a child. So I wasn't allowed in the club when it was operating, obviously. But I was there during the daytime when they were cleaning up and stuff like that. But I did actually once work at the club. My mom couldn't get a babysitter, and I was sitting outside the club, so I wasn't in the club. I was in the ticket booth taking money. So I had to, like. But my mom turned off all the lights, and you just see my hand come out and take money and then give change. I just have this memory of, like, having to sit in the shadows and doing math and, like, crunching numbers. And there was no. There was no, like, machine. It was, like, literally, like, me counting money.

[Jeff Lewis]

The calculator.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I probably fucked up so much money. I was. I was like, I think I'm even, like 10.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or 11 years old. So I definitely gave someone way too much money or way too little money or something, for sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

How long does she own the bar?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She opened it up with, like, a bunch of lesbians, and then all the lesbians kind of started, like, slowly fading away, and she would just buy their chunks, which makes my mom sound like a corporate monster, like Jeff Bezos. But I swear, these women were leaving willingly. And I think it was maybe like, somewhere between three and five years she owned this place.

[Zach Noe Towers]

As the bar got more fun, more lesbians dropped out of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're wild. But. Yeah, but I mean, so my mom owned that bar. I grew up all over the South. I grew up in Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi. We moved a lot.

[Jeff Lewis]

But growing up around this drag bar, did that influence you? Did that shape you into who you are today? Did you hang around a lot of drag queens?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I didn't hang around any drag queens. I remember my mom's friend Sidney used to. Actually, I remember him telling me that drag queens are dangerous because he got shot by a drag queen. One time.

[Zach Noe Towers]

One time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One time. Thank you.

[Zach Noe Towers]

One time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sidney got shot in the parking lot of my mom's nightclub because he. I guess he went.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Didn't tip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, went.

[Zach Noe Towers]

He got the wrong change back at the booth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then she pulled out a gun and she shot him. And she shot him. And he was. She grazed him in her defense.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He didn't even have to go to.

[Jeff Lewis]

The hospital, so she just wanted to scare him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know that her aim was good enough to graze. I think that she was aiming to wound.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I see. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She got what she got. You know what I mean? And also, once you shoot, obviously, everyone starts running everywhere, so, like, your aim is all off because now everyone is. It's madness. Have you ever been in a shooting?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, Bob, I have not. No, I've never been in a shooting.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I've been at 2. Yeah, I was at the Vegas shooting, and I was at the Gilroy Garlic Festival shooting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm starting to think you might be.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I'm. Good luck, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one I'm still standing the watch, doing the shooting. Wow.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Isn't that crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that is kind of crazy. Yeah, it's madness. Like, it's chaos. Everyone is running everywhere because no one. You kind of hear the gun echo, but you can't really tell where it's coming from because it's bouncing off every wall. So you're just running in any direction you can and trying to get Underneath stuff. So obviously the queen couldn't get a clean shot on Sidney. Poor girl. Anyways, I was scared of drag queens.

[Jeff Lewis]

I can understand the fear of drag queens now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I was scared of drag queens for a while. But then I have a gay uncle. I have a lot of gay. My family's very gay. My mom's gay, My uncle's gay. I have a gay cousin. I have a gay like younger cousin, like my cousin's son.

[Zach Noe Towers]

There's a dog that's questioning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, for sure, for sure. So I have a very quick bat.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Dog that he brought that's a gay ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Little Cody's pretty gay. Yeah, Cody's pretty gay. He's.

[Jeff Lewis]

Your dog is gay, Cody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cody's not my dog. But I do have a lot of pride in Cody. Cody's my partner's dog. But I. But Cody has like. I think Cody's like Cody low key. Thinks that I'm like his dad now. One of his dads, I think because the other day Cody was scared something. He ran to me.

[Jeff Lewis]

But why do you think he's gay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cody? Cody just gives off gay vibes.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Cody gives off twink vibes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally scared twink. Very. Not a sassy twink. Like a scared shaking twink.

[Jeff Lewis]

Speaking of scared shaking twink. So Shane is 28. When is he kind of now graduating from the twink era?

[Zach Noe Towers]

No, he's still a twink because I.

[Jeff Lewis]

Was telling him his window's closing this morning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, twinktum comes in a couple of ways, you know what I mean? There are a couple ways to get out of your twinktum. And they're not all voluntary. Some of them just happen. One of them is gaining weight.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I went to the gym last night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of them is growing body hair.

[Zach Noe Towers]

He doesn't have a lick of it on him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The other one is aging. And then I will tell you too this. If you're tall, your twink ears are shorter. Being tall will just take away some because then you become something called what I call a tarantula twink. Nick is a tarantula twink. These giant tall, skinny, six foot four guys running around gaunt. Yeah.

[Zach Noe Towers]

The Tim Burton twinks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Running around terrorizing the talent. Be like, who wants this? This also like the New York Giants. I don't know.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Working for Jeff Lewis will also take the sparkle out of a twink's eyes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, it's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Every time you get young, I suck the life out.

[Zach Noe Towers]

You do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've aged 10 years in the five years.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. And I've just Gotten better.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Better? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just like I've never gotten work done. I just keep sucking the life out of these poor twigs.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Shane has, like, a USB plug in the back of his lower back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How old are you? 28. 20. I mean, how tall are you? I mean, uh, five' 11. Five' 11, yeah. I will say this.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I'm border. Honestly, I think of you as five. I think of you as my height. Isn't that crazy? How tall are you? Five' nine, I think.

[Jeff Lewis]

Two more years, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I would give you five years max.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Depending on what you do with your hair. Do you grow a beard? No. No. That's gonna give you. That's gonna give you.

[Zach Noe Towers]

No, but I won't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, you can grow a full beard.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I never have, but I can get.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't think. I bet it's patchy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You would know if you can grow.

[Jeff Lewis]

A full beard and it's gonna be a blonde beard, which I don't. Sorry, Zach, I don't love blonde beards. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Zach's blonde beard looks really good.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He looks really nice, actually.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Also, you know what's so crazy? I'm approaching 40 and I still get straight approaching.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Zach Noe Towers]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Zach Noe Towers]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Zach Noe Towers]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's okay. I don't really have much in my purse.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, let's see.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Hand sanitizer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's lavender. I'm good. Seriously.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Let me check this pocket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, mints.

[Jeff Lewis]

Really, I'm fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I have raisins.

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah, it's Bob and I's showing you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Jeff Lewis]

So are you on together or is it just you and then him or him?

[Zach Noe Towers]

It's the show together.

[Jeff Lewis]

I see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then these two sets. Yeah. And all of our comedians that we have are ggt, meaning girls, gays, or theys. But every once in a while, we will allow one single cisgender straight man to perform, but he has to do it in a dress or he's not allowed on stage.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we are going to objectify him. June. It was hilarious. I saw it last month.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

June 5th in Washington, DC. June 20th in Brea, California. June 28th in Buffalo, New York. And then for tickets and dates and venues, you can go to Bob the Drag Queen dot com. Also, you have a big show June 8th in Washington, D.C. correct.

[Zach Noe Towers]

The DC Improv for World Pride.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you go to ZackNowayTowers dot com.

[Zach Noe Towers]

That's correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you want the link straight to my tickets and go to see the Drag Queen dot com. S E. Like, see with your eyes. See the Drag Queen dot com.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I get it. So go to sea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I don't know.

[Zach Noe Towers]

The letter C. The Drag Queen. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I give you an update real quick? And I didn't want to bring this up, but Annie's giving me death stares over there.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, she's over you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know she can't stand me. I know she hates me, but now I have an update. What? So Annie went back to what's like, she can't hear me. So Annie went back to get the second Matcha Lemonade.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It wasn't a Matcha Lemonade. No, it was the Matcha Orange tonic.

[Jeff Lewis]

Annie, you did that on purpose.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah. Tao also dies. It has, like, arsenic in it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, this is not. And I was like, oh. Then I was like, I don't wanna. But then I was like, now I have to, because people wanna know. People want the updates. You know what I mean? I don't make the drink.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you check them after they make them to see if you have the right drink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I said, is this for Annie? Matcha lemonade? And the girl said, yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did.

[Jeff Lewis]

Was it a different color?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Same color.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. So that couldn't. Yeah, that's confusing.

[Zach Noe Towers]

It is confusing for me. Wow. We got two ties, the only girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In the room making a lot of excuses for Annie. And I don't hear any sympathy for the one who's sitting here parched. That's what this white lady needs. You know what? White ladies don't get enough of sympathy in America. No one's ever bad for. I don't trust you, Shane. Thanks for this water. This is certainly a water.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you were born Chris Caldwell?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

But everyone calls you Bob or Caldwell?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, Caldwell. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My partners call me Caldwell. Everyone else calls me Bob like everyone else calls me Bob. Even my dad calls me Bob.

[Jeff Lewis]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So how long have you been Bob Bob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been Bob for maybe, like, maybe 12 years now. My original drag name was actually Kitten with a Whip. Oh, like the old Ann Margaret movie.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, Bob is a very masculine name for a drag queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Stands for big old bottom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly.

[Jeff Lewis]

Speaking. I mean, you are like, six, seven. Today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am wearing. I'm wearing big hills.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To those of you who are watching, I'll give you a glimpse of the shoe. Is anyone watching? They watch.

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Zach Noe Towers]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are these fucking cameras for?

[Jeff Lewis]

What are those, platforms?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they're pop Tarts. Yes, they're fucking platforms.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm trying to describe it to the audience.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's that camera?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, that's for social media. Oh, well, so they may see it, may watch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, I'm wearing these, like, these Demonian. Demonia. Is it Demonia? Demonia. Those are crazy. I think it's big platform. Like, they kind of look like shoes that someone wear on the craft.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Or like the Spice Girls, Goth era. Posh Spice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But open toe.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Okay, so let's take this line two, Glenn in Pennsylvania. This is a very good question for you, Zach. Bobanna and Zachy, I love you both so much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob is the goat.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're so funny, and you're a good rival for Jeff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like you on here, Bob. I know that you're a very busy bitch.

[Jeff Lewis]

You get a lot to do, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hope you come back. I want to know.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I know it was just shot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It might be too early to really know, but when about. Thank you, Bob, for producing Zach's special. When do you think, roughly, we might be able to see it? Well, I would say Zach and I haven't even had this conversation yet, to be honest, but I would say definitely by the fall, if not in the fall.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah, I think that felt right to me, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And I'm telling y' all, it is so funny. So we. Most of the time, when you do comedy, you film two specials. And the first special I opened for, I opened for Zach on both of them. And then I went out and opened for Zach and. And there was this group in the front row that was a little rowdy.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Did you even know this?

[Jeff Lewis]

Was this on my taping? I was at the nine o' clock.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Three drunk girls.

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, one wasted girl and two tipsy girls.

[Jeff Lewis]

Annie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Annie with a Matcha Lemonade.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Live every weekday on SiriusX as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel exclusively on the SiriusXM app.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Jeff Lewis]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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