Jeff Lewis Has Issues: Episode Summary

Episode: Crystal Minkoff & Joey Zauzig: Summer Camp & Cringe Mountain
Release Date: March 14, 2025
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Crystal Minkoff & Joey Zauzick

Introduction and Social Gatherings

Timestamp: [01:27] – [02:35]

Jeff Lewis kicks off the episode by welcoming his guests, Crystal Minkoff and Joey Zauzick. The conversation quickly delves into a recent social gathering at Craig's, where Jeff spent time with the Dubai Housewives, including Taline and Chanel. Jeff shares his enthusiasm about the event, highlighting the fun atmosphere and the great company.

Jeff Lewis [01:49]: "Yeah. They’re so fun. It was such a great group."

Crystal expresses disappointment about not receiving an invitation, leading to a humorous exchange about future invites.

Crystal Minkoff [01:53]: "I didn't get the invite."

Jeff Lewis [01:55]: "We should have invited Joey."

The Monroe School Banner Incident

Timestamp: [02:50] – [08:43]

The core of the episode focuses on a contentious issue involving a banner promoting Monroe's school's summer program, which featured a picture of Monroe without prior consent. Jeff explains how he initially viewed the banner as an innocent mistake, believing someone at the school had mishandled the promotion.

Jeff Lewis [04:50]: "There was a. I don't. At least one banner... It was just a cute pic."

However, tensions escalate when Jeff's father, Mike, confronts him via email, accusing him of endangering Monroe by revealing her school's information. Jeff vehemently defends himself, labeling his father as "a total dipshit" for overreacting.

Jeff Lewis [05:24]: "Don't tell anyone."

Jeff Lewis [05:44]: "You put her in harm's way, you're endangering her. Unbelievable."

The conversation reveals deeper family conflicts regarding custody and Jeff's struggles with co-parenting Monroe. Jeff discusses his efforts to enroll Monroe in beneficial summer programs, only to face resistance from his ex, leading to legal battles.

Jeff Lewis [07:04]: "I think the irony of this is that... he would not participate in summer school... so I had to take him to court. I lost."

Crystal and Snow White (Jeff's partner) add their perspectives, emphasizing the logistical challenges and emotional strain caused by these disputes.

Crystal Minkoff [08:17]: "I think this was a complete oversight."

Snow White [08:38]: "You guys are so contentious."

Listener Feedback: Daisy Sauce on MJ’s Conflicts

Timestamp: [14:22] – [17:09]

A listener named Daisy Sauce calls in to express frustration with MJ's handling of conflicts on the show. She criticizes MJ for being defensive and not taking accountability, contrasting her behavior with how Jeff and his team address issues with Joey.

Daisy Sauce [14:39]: "It's incredibly frustrating to listen to her talk about conflict with her. She becomes extremely defensive."

Jeff responds by asserting his empathy towards MJ, acknowledging her personal struggles while maintaining that her issues are affecting her professional life.

Jeff Lewis [16:24]: "I am empathetic and sympathetic to MJ because I'm very aware of her struggles in her personal life."

The segment highlights the tension between maintaining professionalism and personal relationships within the podcast team.

Financial Fraud and Personal Struggles

Timestamp: [19:07] – [23:32]

Crystal shares a harrowing experience of having $4,000 stolen daily from her PayPal account due to fraud. She details the anxiety and steps taken to address the situation, including contacting her bank and PayPal.

Crystal Minkoff [19:20]: "Someone has been taking $4,000 from me a day for two weeks."

Jeff attempts to calculate the total amount stolen, leading to a humorous yet concerning exchange about the extent of the fraud.

Jeff Lewis [20:24]: "4,000 a day times 14 is 56,000."

Snow White relates by sharing her own experiences with frequent credit card fraud, underscoring a broader issue of financial insecurity among the hosts.

Snow White [21:11]: "My business manager’s like, oh, we’re submitting a new credit card. We just have fraud every month."

Social Media and "Cringe Mountain"

Timestamp: [23:32] – [28:17]

The discussion shifts to the pressures of maintaining a social media presence. Snow White criticizes Crystal for her "cringe" posts about being busy, labeling them as attention-seeking.

Snow White [25:08]: "I hate cringy posts of any kind."

Crystal defends her social media activity, explaining the necessity of regular engagement but acknowledges moments of regret over past posts.

Crystal Minkoff [27:40]: "Sometimes I post things and I'll look back at it and be like, that was really cringe."

Jeff introduces the concept of "Cringe Mountain," suggesting that overcoming embarrassing moments is part of achieving success.

Crystal Minkoff [28:17]: "Sometimes in climbing, sometimes in my world, to become successful, you have to climb Cringe Mountain."

Game Segment: Are You Smarter Than a Chump?

Timestamp: [31:25] – [37:12]

To lighten the mood, Jeff initiates a game called "Are You Smarter Than a Chump?" where he asks sixth-grade general knowledge questions to Crystal and Joey. The segment is filled with playful banter and humorous mistakes.

Sample Questions and Highlights:

1. Largest Ocean

   • Jeff Lewis [31:43]: "What is the largest ocean?"
   • Crystal Minkoff [31:44]: "The Atlantic."
   • Snow White [31:46]: "Pacific."
   • Jeff Lewis [31:46]: "You are correct, Snow! The Pacific."

2. Square Root of 64

   • Jeff Lewis [36:38]: "What is the square root of 64?"
   • Crystal Minkoff [36:52]: "34 Fahrenheit."
   • Snow White [36:58]: "8."

3. First Person on the Moon

   • Jeff Lewis [35:47]: "Who was the first person to walk on the moon?"
   • Crystal Minkoff [35:53]: "Neil Armstrong."
   • Snow White [35:56]: "Armstrong."
   • Jeff Lewis [36:06]: "I give it to Snow."

Crystal emerges as the winner of the game, having missed only one question.

Jeff Lewis [37:00]: "Crystal only missed one out of 16. We'll take it as a draw."

Conclusion

Timestamp: [37:17] – [37:30]

Jeff wraps up the episode by encouraging listeners to tune into his weekday live shows on SiriusXM and the Jeff Lewis Channel for more content.

Jeff Lewis [37:17]: "Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Live every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel exclusively on the SiriusXM app."

Notable Quotes:

• Jeff Lewis [05:24]: "You put her in harm's way, you're endangering her. Unbelievable."

• Crystal Minkoff [36:55]: "Please, dipshit goons, don't come for me for not knowing the square root of 64. It's eight."

• Snow White [25:08]: "I hate cringy posts of any kind. I."

• Jeff Lewis [28:17]: "Sometimes in climbing, sometimes in my world, to become successful, you have to climb Cringe Mountain."

This episode of "Jeff Lewis Has Issues" offers a raw and unfiltered look into Jeff's personal and professional struggles, ranging from family conflicts and financial fraud to the challenges of maintaining a public persona. Through candid conversations and humorous interactions, listeners gain insight into the complexities of Jeff's life and his approach to handling various issues.