Fortune Feimster & Loni Love: Vintage Art & Buffalo Wings

Summary

Episode Overview

Podcast: Jeff Lewis Has Issues
Episode: Fortune Feimster & Loni Love: Vintage Art & Buffalo Wings
Date: August 7, 2026
Guests: Fortune Feimster, Loni Love

This episode is a lively, irreverent, and laugh-out-loud installment featuring comedians Fortune Feimster and Loni Love. The trio dives into topics ranging from home decorating woes and dealing with "porch pirates" to the finer points of buffalo wing consumption, with plenty of banter, friendly roasts, and behind-the-scenes stories about showbiz, crime in LA, and vintage art choices. As always, Jeff Lewis brings his candid, no-filter style to the conversation, peppering it with personal anecdotes and playful host-guest chemistry.

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Main Discussion Points & Key Insights

1. Friendship, Banter & Comedic History [01:59 – 04:17]

• Fortune and Loni reminisce about their early days together on "Chelsea Lately," highlighting their long-standing friendship.
• Loni to Fortune:
  “You have paved your own way, you know, in this comedy game. And I'm just so proud of you.” (02:18)
• Lighthearted group dynamics are established, with jokes about Monday moods, snacks, and Jeff’s “tattletale” tendencies.

2. Jeff’s Sobriety for Live Show [03:39 – 04:24]

• Jeff shares his excitement and nerves about doing his first ever live show in San Francisco sober, explaining how being alcohol-free will make him "lighter, quicker," and avoid becoming "emo."
• “I'm excited...I've never really done a show sober, and I think I'll be quicker.” – Jeff (04:18)

3. Designing Fortune’s Home: Vintage Art Debate [04:49 – 08:14]

• Jeff and Fortune reveal their collaborative home decorating journey, focusing on choosing vintage photography for Fortune’s living room.
• Fortune expresses reservations about an "ocean" print not matching the vintage vibe, sparking gentle disagreement.
• “I associate the beach and surfboards with the ocean, but we can change it if you like.” – Jeff (06:12)
• The group jokes about Fortune's hands-off approach and Jeff lamp-shops for her.

4. Domestic Mishaps: TV Installations & Maintenance [08:22 – 09:30]

• Fortune and Jeff banter over who can or can’t install televisions and tackle various home maintenance issues.
• Jeff’s "go-to guy" prowess and willingness to help is showcased.

5. LA Safety & Rising Crime – Building the “Fortress” [11:23 – 16:57]

• Discussion about rising crime and "porch pirates." Fortune reveals someone stole framed memorabilia off her porch.
• Jeff takes responsibility for the mishap and is now helping build her a "fortress" with gates, hedges, and cameras.
• “I am building a fortress for Fortune Feimster. So when I'm done, no one will ever, ever get to her front door or her property.” – Jeff (11:32)
• The conversation drifts into humorous ideas like electrifying fences, only to add, "I don’t want to hurt the neighborhood cat!" (13:04)
• Jeff tells a personal story about pebbles being thrown at his window and tips for staying safe from break-ins.

6. Hotel Kleptomania & Relatable Habits [13:40 – 15:12]

• Jeff exposes Fortune for taking large amounts of hotel toiletries for her guests. The group jokes about being “as bad as porch pirates.”
• “She stole a lot… It was there for the taking. Exactly.” – Fortune (14:45/14:49)
• Fortune claims her relatable side: “Who doesn't do that?” (29:45)

7. The Hawk: Behind the Scenes & Chemistry With Will Ferrell [19:26 – 22:36]

• Jeff and Ty rave about Fortune’s show "The Hawk," repeatedly complimenting the fast pace and humor.
• “I love the Hawk. Ty and I have been ripping through that show. We're already on episode six. It is so fast. It is so funny. I laugh, laugh, laugh.” – Jeff (19:39)
• Fortune details her natural on-screen chemistry with Will Ferrell, their shared improv background, and hopes for a season two with a fresh script.
• “We just clicked right away. And we both studied at the Groundlings… a lot of ad libbing.” – Fortune (20:10).

8. Restaurant Talk & Foodie Planning [10:00 – 11:22, 41:32 – 44:31]

• Jeff plans an outing to Javier’s for tablitas (shared meat platters), discussing the best strategies for ordering.
• The group bonds over their love for food, notably buffalo wings and tablitas, and candidly jokes about out-eating each other.
• “I’m a little piggy, like, you know, ... If he goes like, let's split a pasta, I will purposely take 75% of it.” – Jeff (43:49/44:10)

9. Touring, Clubs, and Comedy Promotion [38:50 – 41:06; 50:50 – 51:17]

• Lonnie and Fortune plug their upcoming comedy shows (Miami Improv, Brea Improv for Loni; Provincetown, Red Bank, and others for Fortune).
• Conversations about selling tickets, tough markets like LA, and the power of email lists.

10. Hot Tub Promotions & Social Media [39:10 – 40:06]

• Lonnie discusses using playful hot tub photos on Instagram as a way to promote her Miami show—much to Jeff’s confusion/amusement.

11. Music Industry & Band Member Romantic Ratings [25:28 – 27:02]

• Loni and Jeff have a cheeky debate about which musicians make the best lovers, with Loni insisting saxophonists have superior oral skills, violinists have the best fingers, etc.
• “I’ve been through the whole orchestra... a violinist... fingers!” – Loni (26:11 – 26:27)
• Fun round of band nerd confessions.

12. Binge-Worthy TV & Critical Reception [19:43 – 20:59; 30:06 – 30:37]

• Discussion about the comedic strengths of “The Hawk”—its cast, chemistry, and Fortune’s “good emotional arcs.”
• Fortune doubts critical accolades: “Critics hate these kind of shows.” (30:11)
• Group encouragement to push for peer-nominated awards.

13. Air Travel, Celebrity Sightings, and Housewife "Tea" [46:56 – 48:39]

• Fortune recounts meeting Phaedra Parks (Real Housewives of Atlanta) on a plane, sharing the surreal moments of working with former SNL stars and being a long-time Housewives fan.
• Fortune: “I was obsessed with Saturday Night Live… now I’m working with Will and Molly.” (46:21)

14. Supermarket Sweep & Everyday Relatability [48:39 – 50:44]

• Loni shares her appearance on "Supermarket Sweep" 26 years ago, and the group goes down memory lane about favorite grocery stores and the importance of knowing where the turkey is.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Design Disagreements:
  • “You want to rewrite the story?” – Jeff (06:40)
• On Safety:
  • “I am building a fortress for Fortune Feimster…” – Jeff (11:32)
• On Hotel Toiletry Theft:
  • “You're as bad as the porch pirates.” – Jeff (14:54)
• On Table Etiquette:
  • “If he goes like, let’s split a pasta, I will purposely take 75% of it.” – Jeff (44:10)
• On “The Hawk”:
  • “We just clicked right away...a lot of ad libbing.” – Fortune (20:10)
• On Musicians’ Skills:
  • “If they're a saxophone player, they're good at oral sex.” – Loni (25:54)

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Important Timestamps

• [02:06] – Fortune & Loni reminisce on “Chelsea Lately” days
• [03:39] – Jeff on performing sober in SF for the first time
• [05:15] – Discussion of vintage photography for Fortune’s home
• [11:23] – Jeff on LA crime & building Fortune’s “fortress”
• [13:40] – Fortune accused of being a hotel “kleptomaniac”
• [19:39] – Jeff raves about “The Hawk”
• [25:28] – Loni rates musicians by bedroom prowess
• [29:23] – Listener Deborah calls in with praise for Fortune & “The Hawk”
• [39:10] – Instagram hot tub photos to promote Miami show
• [44:54] – Buffalo wing scene in “The Hawk”
• [46:21] – Fortune reflects on working with SNL idols
• [48:39] – Loni recounts her “Supermarket Sweep” appearance

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Guest Show Plugs

Fortune Feimster:

• Touring dates: Provincetown, MA; Red Bank, NJ; Greenville, SC; Wilmington, NC (see her website for details)
• "The Hawk" streaming now

Loni Love:

• Miami Improv August 14-15
• Brea Improv August 20
• Cafe Mocha Radio (Sirius XM 121)

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Tone and Takeaways

The episode is naturally hilarious, teasing yet affectionate, marked by the cast’s chemistry, shameless self-deprecation, and real talk on everything from home design to crime, showbiz, and food. Both diehard fans and newcomers will feel welcome in the group’s conversational circle, get tips both practical (how to secure your home), and philosophical (how to be yourself and thrive in comedy).

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For fans of quick wit, off-the-cuff celebrity stories, and behind-the-scenes looks at everyday and showbiz life, this episode delivers classic Jeff Lewis humor with a side order of cheddar Chex Mix and buffalo wings.

Transcript

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[Caller/Deborah]

when

[Fortune Feimster]

you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is our love language. We terrorize each other. You're the villain. You're now the villain. Yeah, same girl. But that's kind of the deal. You come on here, you get made fun of, right?

[Fortune Feimster]

Uh, yeah. Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has Issues. In today's episode, Fortune Feimster and Loni Love join the show. We talk about vintage art, stolen packages, and buffalo wings. Good morning.

[Ty]

What up though?

[Lonnie Love]

I feel like it's like camp, summer camp. And I'm just seeing you.

[Fortune Feimster]

Ani and I go way back to the Chelsea lately days.

[Lonnie Love]

We sure do.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like how? When was that?

[Fortune Feimster]

2000. I came on at 2011. You were on before me?

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

So that show started around 2008.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah, around. Yep. And you were one of our diamonds of the show. And you know what I love about you, you know, Fortune, is that you have paved your own way, you know, in this comedy game. And I'm just so proud of you.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, thanks, Lonnie. Lonnie's the best. Thank you for pairing us together.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you want to be honest with our listeners and tell them that you were hiding snacks in Your pockets from Susan Powder.

[Lonnie Love]

A nice moment.

[Fortune Feimster]

So, okay, I love. I love cheese Chexnix. And, you know, it's. You know, it's like it says artificially flavored. Duh.

[Ty]

Like, food is not that color naturally.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

And I told Lottie. I was like, I'm putting these in my pocket. I don't want Susan to see it. And I walk in here, and she's almost gone out the door. And I go, jeff. I didn't want her to see my check sticks. He goes, susan, Susan, Susan. Or she's got check sticks in her pocket.

[Lonnie Love]

The biggest tattletale is Jeff.

[Fortune Feimster]

Nar this check snakes narc over here.

[Lonnie Love]

But Fortune, it is Thursday, so we get a good Jeff. If it was Monday, it'd be kind of meanie.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, you're right. You're getting a good Jeff today.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yes.

[Ty]

Why?

[Fortune Feimster]

Monday's meanie.

[Jeff Lewis]

Mondays, usually, a lot of shit happened over the weekend that pissed me off. So sometimes I come in grumps.

[Lonnie Love]

It's the residuals of it. You look good, though, Jeff.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you.

[Lonnie Love]

You got a little sun.

[Jeff Lewis]

You got a little sun. Losing a few pounds.

[Caller/Deborah]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Pulled back on the drinking. So tonight I'm doing the very first live show sober. Now, I know all my chumps that are going are scared.

[Fortune Feimster]

Wait, where is the San Francisco?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. But I'm actually very excited about it because sometimes when I drink too much, I talk too much. I'm not as light. I get a little. I get a little emo. Emo. I get dark. So I was like. I was excited this morning. I thought, you know what? I've never really done a show sober, and I'm excited to do it because I feel like it's gonna be a really fun, light, funny show, and I think I'll be quicker.

[Ty]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I'm excited about it.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. When I drink, I've noticed when I have an Old Fashioned before a show, my brain is not firing as fast.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's my. Sorry, somebody's at the gate.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, I texted Maria, so it does stop the little pistons from firing as fast.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah, I can't do anything. Like, I don't understand how comedians do stuff like Kai or you create it. I just. I could never do that. But a lot of my friends, they can, like, you know, smoke and then, you know, do a whole set. And I'm like, I don't know. I just can't do that.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know, I just want to share with you. I've been working with Fortune on her home and decorating and doing some improvements.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, that's right.

[Jeff Lewis]

And let me just find that text.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, that's text. Oh, my God. Oh, my. I've been a delightful client, but I know when I don't hear from them for like a day that he doesn't agree with me.

[Jeff Lewis]

So we together curated a lot of really beautiful photography.

[Fortune Feimster]

It's fantastic.

[Jeff Lewis]

And so there's in the living room, there's kind of this series. It's three photographs and it's very cool shot. Like it's done in the 50s or 60s with these women surfers on the beach.

[Fortune Feimster]

It's fantastic.

[Jeff Lewis]

So there are three photos and then fortune sends me a picture. I'm also thinking that this one should maybe go where the vintage boat is one on the brick wall because she was saying that she's just not sure. They look very cool. But the ocean one feels disconnected to me because the other two look so vintage.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm wondering if another vintage looking LA one would be better. It could maybe also involve palm trees. I don't know. We could always put the ocean one in the guest room. So this is what I said. I associate the beach and surfboards with the ocean, but we can change it if you like.

[Fortune Feimster]

How sweet of you. Okay, Lonnie, here's the deal. So the, if you see it in person, I think it makes more sense. There's very vintage looking main photo, the women with the surfboards. There's a very vintage looking palm tree. And then there's just a close up of ocean. Oh, it's beautiful. But it does not.

[Jeff Lewis]

It all tells a story. Tells a story, Lonnie.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay. And honestly, I've had like four people come in, go. Huh?

[Jeff Lewis]

You want to rewrite the story?

[Fortune Feimster]

I love this. I love this. They go, this is, I'm, I'm just telling you.

[Ty]

I, I thought the ocean was timeless. I thought the ocean.

[Fortune Feimster]

But it doesn't have the same vibe as these vintage ones. They have even a different hue. And, and so I'm just saying when you see it in person, I think

[Jeff Lewis]

it makes more sense if this really,

[Fortune Feimster]

this one doesn't write me back for a day because he' not to say something snarky to me. And I appreciate that.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're right. And then I thought about it and there's another photography place that I. And I was, I, I meant this. There's another photography place by your home at Studio City. And I, I said to you, if you want to go with me, I was gonna look at art from my house, and I think it might be a good opportunity for you to look at even more art. Yeah, you know, for the house.

[Fortune Feimster]

That would be great.

[Jeff Lewis]

So a field trip.

[Fortune Feimster]

But honestly, have I done a lot of. I am curious. Have I done a lot of, like. I don't agree with what you're doing. I don't think so.

[Lonnie Love]

Disagreements?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, but of course I'm gonna. Of course I'm gonna bring it up when we have a disagreement.

[Fortune Feimster]

Two things I say.

[Jeff Lewis]

And by the way, I am lamp shopping for you on Saturday.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's very sweet because I know you

[Jeff Lewis]

need two more lamps.

[Fortune Feimster]

I do.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I'm doing that Saturday.

[Fortune Feimster]

Thank you.

[Lonnie Love]

You want advantage. What kind of vibe you want?

[Fortune Feimster]

We ordered a bunch of lamps, but two of the ones that we were ordering weren't coming until like, mid September.

[Jeff Lewis]

But they told us after the fact, you know, they do that shit. It's like, it's available, it's in stock. We order it, we pay for it. And it's like, oh, I'm sorry, that's not available till September. Oh, you should have told us that before we ordered it.

[Fortune Feimster]

And then. It bothers me, getting so close to being done. He. He had. The last stage is the Zhu Jing, right? You said.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is that the word we have to do? You know, like coffee table, books, accessories, bedding, linens. I do have to call Fortune out for something. Do we have a.

[Fortune Feimster]

What is happening?

[Jeff Lewis]

Get ready for it's.

[Fortune Feimster]

It feels like Monday.

[Jeff Lewis]

You look broke ass.

[Lonnie Love]

It's Thursday.

[Jeff Lewis]

So he calls me a lesbian.

[Fortune Feimster]

If I'm being. If anytime, I'm being shit.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, you know what? I'm gonna tell you too. Yes. She thinks I can install that TV by myself. No, you can't.

[Fortune Feimster]

I can't stall the TV by myself.

[Jeff Lewis]

What got fucked up because you had to call my AV guy anyway.

[Fortune Feimster]

Not for the tv.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I got a guy. I got a guy who can do that.

[Fortune Feimster]

The TVs are fine. They're on the wall.

[Jeff Lewis]

What happened? We had to bring the AV guy back to fix something.

[Ty]

Oh, the Apple TV didn't go for the TVs. But then she did end up.

[Fortune Feimster]

He literally did nothing to my TV speakers. I installed a Sono system. But thank you.

[Lonnie Love]

I like that system too.

[Jeff Lewis]

And by the way, also, who helps you out when. So she had. She goes, oh, my pipes are gurgling. I didn't put any pipes in. I didn't put the AC in.

[Fortune Feimster]

That was not your fault. I was asking for a good guy that can lay.

[Jeff Lewis]

But look, I stepped in and I took care of it for you.

[Fortune Feimster]

You're very Sweet.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's Jeff Lewis design.

[Fortune Feimster]

I wrote Shane above and beyond. And I said, do you know I'm an H. An H Vac guy. I can call them and do it all myself. I just don't want to use the people I've been using because I've had trouble like four times now. Right, that's it.

[Jeff Lewis]

And we sent you Adam. First we sent you the plumber. The plumber said, no, it's an AC thing. Then we sent you Adam from Greenland.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't think it's a plumber thing,

[Jeff Lewis]

but I wanted to make sure.

[Fortune Feimster]

I said, I don't think this is a plumber thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I know, but it was. Pipes were gurgling so I thought, I know, but I.

[Lonnie Love]

Sorry, Lana, did we have zoom in

[Fortune Feimster]

chatgpt and I. I asked it what does that mean? And they go, that's a H Vac thing.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

And it's so nice when friends work together.

[Fortune Feimster]

I know all.

[Jeff Lewis]

We've got a lot to talk about.

[Fortune Feimster]

Delightful. You're just trying to search it. Cuz I don't complain that much.

[Jeff Lewis]

Have you been to Javier?

[Ty]

You were going to talk a little.

[Fortune Feimster]

I've never been.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was thinking about that today. I would like to take you to Javier's and cuz I think you really love the like this. Jeff, I think you'd like the tabitas.

[Fortune Feimster]

I've heard you talk about the tablitas. I would like to trust now. Will you give.

[Jeff Lewis]

Give fortune, please, the options? Because we're just going to get one tabita between you and I'm around on Saturday.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Really?

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't have any plans.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm available Saturday evening.

[Fortune Feimster]

Let's do it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Can we do early?

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, whatever. I don't have.

[Lonnie Love]

I don't have one.

[Jeff Lewis]

We're going. You want to come?

[Fortune Feimster]

Lonnie, should we go somewhere else now? People are gonna know. Don't say what you want.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. All right, but what. Okay, so please go over so you

[Ty]

can see this picture where it's. It's. It comes with two proteins and then the beans, the cheese, the toppings and the proteins. People mess up every time. People think, oh, I'll get chicken and steak. That's the normal thing. No, the carnitas is the best steak on the Javier's menu dishes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you okay with pork?

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Do you want to do. Okay, so we're gonna do the pork for sure. Do you want to do steak, chicken or shrimp?

[Fortune Feimster]

I love steak.

[Jeff Lewis]

So let's do steak. The steak is good. Let's do steak and carnitas.

[Ty]

That's the perfect order.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you want corn or flour tortillas?

[Lonnie Love]

Flour.

[Jeff Lewis]

Same. And then what we'll do is we'll get a couple sides of cheese. I'm gonna drink. I can have one drink.

[Fortune Feimster]

I like. I'll do a sweet margarita.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. We're gonna do a margarita.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay, It's a margarita.

[Jeff Lewis]

But Lonnie and I want you to listen to this. This is very, very important.

[Lonnie Love]

Yes, sir.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. As you know, the crime has increased in Los Angeles.

[Lonnie Love]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

I am building a fortress for Fortune Feimster. So when I'm done, no one will ever, ever get to her front door or her property.

[Fortune Feimster]

I had art stolen off my porch.

[Jeff Lewis]

Porch Pirates?

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

I wouldn't call that art.

[Fortune Feimster]

Personal picture.

[Ty]

The porch pirates opened the first box and they're like. They thought it's about the same aesthetic. I don't get the ocean with the waves.

[Fortune Feimster]

Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

They left it.

[Ty]

So then they went to the next box, which was the. Which was Fortune's personal.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was her memorabilia that we framed. And someone stole it.

[Fortune Feimster]

I know, but I wouldn't have had that shit because if my. If my Nibbles original thing had gotten sold, I would have died. I would have died. That's like an original drawing from the Disney animator.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I will say we took Jeff Lewis design, took responsibility because we had shipped it to her home. She was traveling a lot. We should have never done that. We should have sent it to my home, where someone is always home. So the porch pirates came and they took it. So then there was one kind of important print that I paid for all that.

[Fortune Feimster]

Sweet. Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, it was our fault, so we took care of it. But now I'm building, like gates and hedges and fencing and cameras and. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we're going to have a gun tower. I want to do an electric fence.

[Fortune Feimster]

I like the doorbell camera that your AV guy installed. It's really good. It can zoom in on people and their faces.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, that's.

[Ty]

I didn't have.

[Jeff Lewis]

What do you think about electrified the porch Pirates? What if I electrify the fence? No, you might kill a neighborhood cat.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, I don't want that.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Did you also have a cardboard cutout of yourself from Wheel of Fortune?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, it was a. That one I don't think I'm going to be able to replace. We'll see. It was this cool board when I did Celebrity Wasn't that cool. It was to me. It had my name on it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Looks like a seventh grade art project.

[Lonnie Love]

You can get that back.

[Fortune Feimster]

We're trying. We're trying to track down the producer.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right.

[Fortune Feimster]

So I already got my other print back. Oh, he sent it. He. He was in Australia and he got it done.

[Jeff Lewis]

And he took three pieces of art from her porch.

[Lonnie Love]

Wow.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Wait, this all started because you were about to call Fortune poor.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, yeah.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Did we get to that story?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I've got so much to talk about.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

I know, because you told me to queue up.

[Fortune Feimster]

You told me to queue a poll.

[Jeff Lewis]

Obviously,

[Fortune Feimster]

I pay all my bills, like, day of or the next morning.

[Jeff Lewis]

Lonnie, you tell me if this isn't okay. Low rent. So whenever Fortune's not home, I go to her home.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I snoop around.

[Fortune Feimster]

So he looks at my panties.

[Jeff Lewis]

I look at her. She always leaves dirty panties on the floor. Always. Even though she's leaving. Like, you think it's so weird. Like, why wouldn't you pick up your panties?

[Fortune Feimster]

I do it for her house.

[Lonnie Love]

Okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

So, I happen to.

[Fortune Feimster]

Is this all because I'm on a top three Netflix show?

[Caller/Deborah]

Come on.

[Jeff Lewis]

How long was it going to take you to say that?

[Fortune Feimster]

2 billion.

[Jeff Lewis]

Which is why you shouldn't be stealing the shampoo, conditioner, shower gel, and lotion from Pelican Hill.

[Lonnie Love]

Saving money.

[Fortune Feimster]

Lonnie broke ass. I was out of town for, like, two weeks. I was doing press in Laguna Hills for three days in a row. I had not been home or anything. And I had guests coming. I was literally picking up from Laguna Hills on the way home.

[Jeff Lewis]

She stole a lot and I took

[Fortune Feimster]

a bunch of food.

[Jeff Lewis]

A lot.

[Fortune Feimster]

It was there to. For the taking. Exactly. And I took it for them to have in the bathroom.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're as bad as the porch pirates.

[Fortune Feimster]

And then they didn't end up using Harley and Homa.

[Jeff Lewis]

There is so much Pelican Hill. The teeny little conditioners and the shampoos. I hope they know how much you stole from them.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, Eric. Right now. Hello, Eric at Pelican Hills. I have that. I have your stuff that y'.

[Caller/Deborah]

All.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's absurd how greedy she was.

[Fortune Feimster]

Eric loves me. He came to our the Hawk premiere, and he's going to be like, great.

[Ty]

He went invited to the Hawk premiere?

[Lonnie Love]

The Hawk was great.

[Jeff Lewis]

Everything I've done for you with your

[Fortune Feimster]

plumber invited on her own. She's got her own connections. I didn't invite Lonnie.

[Lonnie Love]

I only came because of you.

[Jeff Lewis]

So it was like, okay, but before, obviously before we build this fortress for her, I want you to be careful because I've been following a lot in my neighborhood crime yeah. And several weeks ago, there was a couple that were traveling. They were on vacation, Their parents were staying in their home. These people came in, it was in the middle of the night. And what they did is first they took little pebbles and threw them against the primary window to see if anyone was home. Because if you hear it, you would either open up the shade, turn on the light. So no one responded. So they broke in. Now the alarm went off.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Fortunately, they. They ran away and everybody was okay. I swear. Two nights ago, 12:35am I heard a tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, what the hell is this? Now that I've taken a gummy. Right. So I'm out. So I'm kind of like hazy. In and out, right. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. And I was like, what is this? Is that my neighbor's air conditioning? What is it? So I turn on the light, I go up to the window that faces the street. I open up the shade. I stay there for a few minutes. I'm looking around, I'm scanning the street, I close my shade, I turn off the light, and I go back to bed. I honestly think it was pebbles.

[Ty]

Totally.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I promise, then I thought, the next day, I'm going to check the flower bed underneath my window.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, smart.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's all gravel. It's all gravel. So it had just fallen into the gravel. And they could have took it. They could have taken the gravel.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah, it was just high.

[Jeff Lewis]

That was probably it, Lonnie.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I want you to be careful because this is what they do.

[Fortune Feimster]

Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.

[Lonnie Love]

Condo. So I don't have to worry about that. The only thing I have to worry about is my neighbors being loud and, you know, having sex. And I gotta hear that.

[Fortune Feimster]

Does that happen a lot?

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, my goodness. I mean, she's single and she's like, oh, she's getting.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's what Fortune's neighbors have been saying to me.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, yeah, please tell me she's gone.

[Jeff Lewis]

This so we could get some sleep.

[Lonnie Love]

You be getting it, huh, girl?

[Jeff Lewis]

And they've been, oh, my God.

[Fortune Feimster]

And every single one of them was like, this should be a more vintage looking photo.

[Jeff Lewis]

And they were like. And they were saying, God, if we have to listen to Melissa E. And Indigo Girls one more time.

[Fortune Feimster]

And they've also complimented my Pelican Hill shampoo and conditioner.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, the other thing is, you don't. You can't answer your front door until I build those gates.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So they were telling me, doorbell has a thing.

[Fortune Feimster]

I can see who's there?

[Jeff Lewis]

They were saying you. They were saying you never answer the door. And some of the common tricks are, hi, is Michael home? Oh, Michael doesn't live here. And, you know, you don't open the door. And then the other thing is, they

[Fortune Feimster]

bust through or something. They bust in.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I've lost my dog. Sometimes they've. They've posed as moving companies, like, oh, we're here to, you know, deliver this or move this. You can never, ever open your door. The thing is, is that when I. I never answer the door, I just let the. I let it ring. But you really need to at least acknowledge, because they want, you know, if they're home, you know, 80% of the. 85% of the time, they're not going to come in if you're home.

[Lonnie Love]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you just need to let them know you're home.

[Lonnie Love]

Right. Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I'm telling you, these as, you know, attractive young ladies that you are your targets.

[Fortune Feimster]

There's guys that were going around my neighborhood talking about trying to replace the meter to a digital meter. I couldn't tell if that was a scam or not.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, wow. Yeah, I don't know about that. You know.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. They claim they were with dwp, checking to see.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm sure you're gonna make me do it.

[Lonnie Love]

Jeff Lewis, meter check.

[Fortune Feimster]

You call Jeff Lewis,

[Lonnie Love]

meter check.

[Fortune Feimster]

Check my meter, Jeff. Check my meter.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right. I have to be. I'm gonna have to be sincere and give you a compliment. Fortune.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Come on.

[Ty]

Really?

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, I love that.

[Fortune Feimster]

Is that why you have been berating me for the last 10 minutes?

[Jeff Lewis]

I want there to be a ballot.

[Fortune Feimster]

The buildup to this. Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I love the Hawk.

[Fortune Feimster]

Really?

[Jeff Lewis]

Not like love.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Lewis]

Ty and I have been ripping through that show. We're already on episode six. It is so fast. It is so funny. I laugh.

[Ty]

It's really.

[Jeff Lewis]

I laugh, laugh, laugh.

[Fortune Feimster]

I love that.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm really, really loving the show.

[Fortune Feimster]

It's very silly and ridiculous and, you know, sophomore at times, but that's the kind of humor I like.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, that's. That's my mentality as well.

[Lonnie Love]

What's it like working with Will?

[Fortune Feimster]

He's amazing. I mean, he really is. Like, we're very similar energies, like, chill, but then can be ridiculous and silly. So we. We just clicked right away. And we both studied at the Groundlings, so I always knew where he was going with something. He always knew where I was going with something. So there's a lot of ad libbing

[Jeff Lewis]

with he and I, but they're all care. It's not even just so you know, you, you tune in because it's Will, it's Molly Shannon, it's fortune, but so many different characters that are, that make me laugh, that really make me laugh.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean the sun and then I also love Molly Shannon's new boyfriend.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

He is really funny. I think, honestly, I think even the, the fiance does a good job in her care. She's not funny, but she's a, she's great.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think in her role.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. Caitlyn, she's very. Yeah. The whole. Everybody's great.

[Lonnie Love]

We're.

[Fortune Feimster]

We're just waiting to see if we get another season.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh yeah, I think you'll get.

[Fortune Feimster]

I think, I do think that if we got another season it would be, it will be even better because they were working from like an old idea, an old script with this season.

[Lonnie Love]

Right.

[Fortune Feimster]

That had started with other people and it, they, I think now they're getting start from like fresh.

[Lonnie Love]

Did you audition or no?

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Lonnie Love]

I knew it.

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, I had done a small part in the two of Will's movies. One has come out and it was a tiny part. The other one hasn't come out yet. Another tiny part. But so he had.

[Lonnie Love]

Right.

[Fortune Feimster]

Right through that. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you remember what happens in episode, I think maybe the end of five where it's very disappointing.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't want to ruin it for anyone.

[Fortune Feimster]

You think my acting was okay?

[Jeff Lewis]

Thought your acting was good. Very good. I. But I'm as a viewer pissed right now.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

So when will he make this right?

[Fortune Feimster]

I think you have to keep watching.

[Jeff Lewis]

But when? Because I can't go too many episodes without making it right.

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm not in episode six.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, okay. So it happens at the end of five then does he make it right in seven?

[Fortune Feimster]

We'll see.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Lonnie Love]

Uh, oh.

[Jeff Lewis]

Because I'm not happy with this right now.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay, well that's. We want you to feel something.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm feeling it.

[Fortune Feimster]

You care about us.

[Jeff Lewis]

I care. I care. You guys have great on screen chemistry. Chemistry is off the charts.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, thanks.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't like the idea of one episode without you two together because you two together are magic. He and Molly are magic too.

[Lonnie Love]

Yes, but.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. So that better be corrected soon.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay, well, I like that you that you're invested so much that you want them to be okay.

[Lonnie Love]

He's invested. Like that sweater he's wearing.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Ty]

Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I'm going to San Francisco. It's a little chilly. That's why I'm wearing it.

[Lonnie Love]

All right.

[Fortune Feimster]

When you're giving me that vibe.

[Lonnie Love]

Right? I mean, he's like the dad.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I am a dad.

[Lonnie Love]

I know, but it's like everybody's dad.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm embrace. I'm embracing it. I'm really excited for that tablita. I had it on. I had it last Friday.

[Fortune Feimster]

Are we really doing this?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, we're doing it.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I'm doing an early reservation.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay, sounds good.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's. What time's good for you? Like six?

[Lonnie Love]

I'm free.

[Jeff Lewis]

5:30.

[Fortune Feimster]

I didn't make any plans on Saturday.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, let's do six.

[Fortune Feimster]

Sure.

[Lonnie Love]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

You want to go, Lonnie?

[Lonnie Love]

No, I won't be here. Oh, wow.

[Fortune Feimster]

This is one of the rare weekends I'm not on the rail.

[Lonnie Love]

I know you're always gone.

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm always touring. But my tour starts next weekend.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Lonnie, you open for Martin Lawrence?

[Lonnie Love]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Small world. Salt and Pepa were here this week, and they got their start. Before they got their start. They were working at Sears, and Martin was working at Sears, and that's how they all met.

[Ty]

Wow.

[Lonnie Love]

That's so cool.

[Ty]

Should I say it's a date night on the open table for you two?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, Ty's going, too.

[Ty]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think you make it for four.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. I imagine more people would end up getting added to this.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Do four right now.

[Ty]

Four person dating.

[Jeff Lewis]

They worked in the call center, and they would sell warranties. So if you bought an appliance five years ago, the warranty's about to expire, they're gonna send you. They're gonna sell you an extended warranty. Salt and Pepper said they were terrible. They did not sell warranties. But it was a very interesting story because they had agreed whoever makes it first would help each other. And from what I understand, Salt and Pepp. But then, did he open for them at all?

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah, I think he did a couple of times. But then he ended up getting Def Jam, the HBO series.

[Fortune Feimster]

He hosted it.

[Lonnie Love]

Right, Right. And so then that's what made him take off.

[Jeff Lewis]

I bought tickets to Salt N Pepa, TLC, and En Vogue. October 10th.

[Fortune Feimster]

I heard that show. I'll put it in my calendar if I end up not working.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I bought him a. Was it StubHub?

[Ty]

StubHub, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

I got front row seats. Oh, you got two front row seats for 800 bucks.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, wow. I get free tickets because I.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's worth it, though. It's worth it.

[Ty]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

You what?

[Lonnie Love]

I went to school with Terry Ellis of En Vogue. We were both in the marching band. She Was a singer and I played melophone. So I always give free tickets and I play.

[Ty]

What's melophone?

[Lonnie Love]

It is. I am a nerd proud.

[Fortune Feimster]

You need that sweater proudly.

[Ty]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Let me know if you want to borrow it.

[Lonnie Love]

This is why I have a shawl on. A melophone is a marching band French horn. A French horn is the big bell, and you put your hand in it. A melophone is. It has a big bell on the end like that. It looks like a trumpet, but it has a bigger bell.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you think that people that play like, those kind of instruments are good at oral sex?

[Lonnie Love]

No. If they're a saxophone player, they're good at oral sex.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Because you probably slept with a lot of band members, so, you know, I slept with.

[Lonnie Love]

I still do.

[Jeff Lewis]

So once you. Once you go, you just. You don't go back with the band member.

[Lonnie Love]

What do you mean?

[Jeff Lewis]

Meaning you have sex with a band member. You don't want to go back. Like, you want to continue to have sex.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, yeah. With different types. I. I've been through the whole, like, orchestra.

[Ty]

Who's the best?

[Lonnie Love]

I really do like a violinist.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Why?

[Jeff Lewis]

Fingers.

[Lonnie Love]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Interesting fingers.

[Lonnie Love]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so you're into finger playing.

[Lonnie Love]

I'm into touch and stuff.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. But saxophone, you think are really good

[Lonnie Love]

because they know what they do with their mouth.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, yeah. They have to use their tongue for the.

[Lonnie Love]

And with the reed and all that kind of stuff. It's really good.

[Jeff Lewis]

So depending on what's on the menu, you have certain people you would go to. Interesting.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Like a trumpet and a, I guess, melophone. It's more about, like, pursing and pressure. Whereas a saxophone is like, gently tonguing the reed.

[Lonnie Love]

Exactly. That's what I'm saying. You use your tongue more in order to get the sound.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah. You were in band.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

But.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you. But you're a virgin, though.

[Lonnie Love]

Come on, Nerds.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was in drumline, though.

[Ty]

Yes.

[Lonnie Love]

Nerds.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Oh, wait. Are you concerned about being scammed? I'm nervous for your subhub ticket.

[Lonnie Love]

Uh oh.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Are they guaranteed?

[Ty]

Yeah, we got them. We did the ticket.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't even know what you're talking about.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Okay, well, there's just so many scams online where people, like, show up to a concert and they, like, scam the ticket and it's like, sorry, sir, this is a scam.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God, that would be awful.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah, they're building all. They're building websites, and the website looks authentic and people are buying the tickets.

[Ty]

Shane.

[Fortune Feimster]

I bought it on Stub Chubb's.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Pretty subhub's pretty reliable, though.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, Salt, which we didn't get off to a great start, but by the time we ended, it was great.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

She. I thought, because Peppa and I immediately connected, but Salt and I, you know,

[Ty]

she was kind of salty.

[Jeff Lewis]

She was salty. She was late. I didn't like that.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh.

[Jeff Lewis]

And so. And I don't think a lot of people call her out. So I called her out. But we kind of liked each other by the end.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So she's the one, actually. She's like, I would love to give you tickets to my show. She goes, but. But la, I can't. I could do Vegas.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I'm like, I really appreciate that, but I want to go to la. So that's why I went to Stub Chub Chub. Would you make sure that's real?

[Ty]

Yeah. I mean, you. Because sometimes it's like they wait to the transfer till the day before when you can't do something about it. But the fact that they sent it right away, I feel good about it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Your publicist has arranged this call for line two. Deborah in Florida, Fortune. Oh, hi, Deborah.

[Caller/Deborah]

Hi, Jeff.

[Fortune Feimster]

Hi, Deborah.

[Caller/Deborah]

First. Hi. First, let me just say thank you, guys. I enjoy listening to you on the east coast. So I. On my drives in, I drive about 45 minutes. So I really enjoy your banter and just the stories that you each share. It really feels like a friend group. So thank you for that, Jeff and team, and then for Fortune. We watched the Hawk this past weekend. We binged the entire season. It is amazing. You are phenomenal in it and we laugh so hard. So to just. I'm excited. Hopefully season two will be around. Just kudos to you, girl. You knocked it out.

[Fortune Feimster]

Thanks, Deborah. That's really cool.

[Jeff Lewis]

Deborah, let me ask you a question because, you know they say, never meet your heroes. So you watch the show. You watch this show and you think, wow, she's great. She's funny. And then you hear about her stealing all those toiletries and how do you really. I mean, the entitlement. The entitlement. She checks into a hotel, she fills her bag full of toiletries. These celebrities.

[Fortune Feimster]

You know what Deborah would say? I'm relatable. Because who doesn't do that?

[Caller/Deborah]

Absolutely. I mean, do you take the toilet paper too?

[Fortune Feimster]

I do not.

[Jeff Lewis]

That surprised me. I bet you took a towel.

[Fortune Feimster]

I went to Costco. I go to Costco and I get the Costco cost. I go to Costco and get the giant thing of toilet paper.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you, Deborah.

[Lonnie Love]

We gotta get this to A season two. Because we gotta get you nominated it. You for what?

[Fortune Feimster]

Critics hate. Critics hate. Critics hate these kind of shows.

[Lonnie Love]

No, but that doesn't, you know, the Academy is our, you know, it's us as peers.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Lonnie Love]

So we can nominate you.

[Fortune Feimster]

I mean, listen, I don't know if I'd vote.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, there's a lot of other, I mean, options to vote.

[Lonnie Love]

Everybody likes four.

[Fortune Feimster]

I had some emotional. Good emotional arcs in there.

[Lonnie Love]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. But I know there's a lot of shows, though, that, you know, contenders.

[Fortune Feimster]

A lot of shows.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know. I mean, I love the show, but I don't know if I would vote for it.

[Lonnie Love]

No, I'm talking about her.

[Ty]

Oh.

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Ty]

Oh, that's a good name.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh yeah, it's just tell me about it.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh well, since I just made it up, it's just a letter. I'm supposed to write letters to my fans and I'm like a little busy. But yeah, all you do is go to lonielove.com, you sign up for it and you'll get a Loni Love Love Letter.

[Jeff Lewis]

I want to tell you what Keon says. He said you're scamming people to buy shit.

[Fortune Feimster]

You can use mailing list for different things. I actually do have a mailing list as well.

[Lonnie Love]

Thank you.

[Fortune Feimster]

And I did two shows, intimate shows in Charlotte and Atlanta this last week. I only sold it via my email list.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yep, we need an email list. I mean, we won't check it though.

[Ty]

We just send stuff out.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, you just, you just like send out, hey, I'm doing a show. Here's the link. And both, both shows sold out just on the email list.

[Lonnie Love]

If you do that, then, you know, because I listening yesterday you guys would sell more tickets than two in LA if you had an email list.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was Kelty Knight that sold seven at her hometown.

[Lonnie Love]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I told her, don't do la.

[Lonnie Love]

Right.

[Fortune Feimster]

LA is a tough market, especially for Kelty.

[Lonnie Love]

Honestly, for a lot of people, everybody,

[Fortune Feimster]

it's a tough, tough market. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, are you still co hosting Cafe Mocha on the weekends?

[Lonnie Love]

Yes, I am. It's a weekly radio show that comes on Sirius XM121 and I interview a bunch of people. I'm interviewing Eric Benet, I'm interviewing Omarion coming up in August. So it's great. Thank you for that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you come and I had heard that you were in the serious family, but do you come here to the studio or do you do it from home?

[Lonnie Love]

No, I do it from my home.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why?

[Lonnie Love]

Because I'm lazy.

[Ty]

Okay.

[Lonnie Love]

And I can do it from my home.

[Jeff Lewis]

And it sounds good.

[Lonnie Love]

It sounds great. I have a. Well, you gotta remember I'm an engineer, so I know how to hook it up, unlike some people.

[Jeff Lewis]

Humble bride. Don't ask Fortune.

[Lonnie Love]

You hooked up your television?

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, I've been doing my radio show from my house for the last six years.

[Lonnie Love]

See, what's yours? What is the name of it?

[Fortune Feimster]

With Tom Popple. What a joke.

[Lonnie Love]

With Tom Poppa. I love me some Tom Popple.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you also have Handsome. Is that once a week?

[Fortune Feimster]

Twice a week. One full episode? One small episode.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you felt guilty because you kept saying that.

[Fortune Feimster]

I think I called you the gays a lot.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

And at one point I said that the guy. And so Kian narked on me and was like, you called him the guy. So I just recorded an episode that comes out in late July and I said, I would just like to take a moment to say that the gays who have been doing my interior design. It's actually Jeff Lewis. And I said, what a fan I was of Flipping out and your design. And I had always told myself when I was watching Flipping out back in the day that if I ever Became successful, had any money, I would want to hire you because I thought you were so good at what you did.

[Jeff Lewis]

And thank you. Now, did Tig defend us because you called us the gays?

[Fortune Feimster]

She just. They just listen. They're used to me saying ridiculous things.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

And I. I say Cooter a lot.

[Jeff Lewis]

I say, you know, this is what the neighbor said. This. It's just on a loop.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Both neighbors on both sides have. Have complained.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. That we better put that gate up soon. I hope it's soundproof.

[Jeff Lewis]

We need to fertilize those hedges, too.

[Fortune Feimster]

So I gave you a shout out because.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yes, thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I gave you a shout out today for the Hawks. So we're even.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's sweet. We are even. Let's go celebrate with the tablita.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you watch the Hawk?

[Ty]

Yeah, I did. I started it. I loved it. And I thought what I thought. I thought of my parents because they never watch shows. Like, they never want to watch the same thing. They're always watching, like, one upstairs, one downstairs. This is, like, the perfect show where, like, straight couples, like, it's clean.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, like it two. It's clean comedy.

[Fortune Feimster]

No, no, it's not clean.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's clean to me.

[Lonnie Love]

A lot of.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, it's clean to me.

[Fortune Feimster]

My mom was like, I love the show, but why are y' all cussing so much? I was like, I didn't write it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Molly Shannon says you a lot.

[Fortune Feimster]

Her character cusses a lot.

[Ty]

A lot.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's the only one where I noticed it was excessive. But that's part of her character.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's really mostly her character.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Ty]

Not family friendly, but, like, for, like, adults.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Like.

[Lonnie Love]

Like adult R rated comedy.

[Fortune Feimster]

I've had a lot of couples write. Write me say they watched it together. Yeah, it's a fun, easy, like, a lot. It is a lot of laugh out loud stuff, which you want. You want actual. You want comedy to actually be comedy.

[Lonnie Love]

Right.

[Fortune Feimster]

And not like the bear.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Yeah.

[Lonnie Love]

It's like old school comedy.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. You know, for sure.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

You were promoting your Miami Improv Show August 14th through 15th, and I noticed there was a lot of photos of you in a hot tub. Now, how does that. How does that relate to the Miami improv?

[Lonnie Love]

You've been to Miami, right?

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. You go to hot tub.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you doing the show from a hot tub?

[Lonnie Love]

No, it was just to get your attention. I said, this is for Jeff, and it worked.

[Jeff Lewis]

Kian, were you confused by that? Yeah.

[Ty]

Let's call it up.

[Jeff Lewis]

What about that says, I'm a Great comic. Come see me. I'm really funny.

[Fortune Feimster]

I get the Miami connection.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Thank you.

[Lonnie Love]

Miami Improv.

[Fortune Feimster]

Lonnie, that's the photo.

[Jeff Lewis]

We should use Lonnie's showing.

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm having a good time. Come on, Miami.

[Lonnie Love]

We're gonna be in the club. We're going to be doing everything. Miami, August 14th through the 15th. I really need to sell tickets in Miami. Come on, Miami.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

So it's one main hot tub outside the hot tub, and then it's about eight mini Lonnies inside.

[Lonnie Love]

Exactly. Exactly.

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, while your fans go to Miami that weekend, I'm in Provincetown, Massachusetts, where all the gay enclave. So any ball. So any Boston gays come out for the weekend?

[Lonnie Love]

Also Brea. I will be there. Also August 20th, Brea, California.

[Jeff Lewis]

I like that venue.

[Lonnie Love]

I love the venue. But we need you guys to come on out. Chumps.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, Chumps will come out. There's a lot of OC chumps. So what is it? Brea Wina.

[Lonnie Love]

August 20th. Brea Improv.

[Jeff Lewis]

What day is it?

[Lonnie Love]

That is a Thursday.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, Thursday we're in Hawaii. Wait, we do Brea Improv. We're chump miss. There. There's a real good restaurant right there.

[Ty]

There.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right there.

[Lonnie Love]

There are a lot of good restaurants,

[Jeff Lewis]

but that steak place is excellent.

[Ty]

And that chump sent us caviar.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. What? Steak Cause chumps. Because chumps got money. They should go. They should make reservations at that steak restaurant first, then go see Lonnie. It's the perfect date night. Or go with a girlfriend or we

[Lonnie Love]

have a good time at my shop.

[Jeff Lewis]

My dad. That's one of my dad's favorite places. He drags me over there.

[Fortune Feimster]

I love a steakhouse.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Yard House. Olive Pit.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, Yard House is across the street.

[Fortune Feimster]

That delicious Yard House.

[Jeff Lewis]

Chump chumps went to Yard House, which I like. Yard House. But this is a really nice steak restaurant. Can you not find it?

[Ty]

Oh, Chop House.

[Jeff Lewis]

Chop House.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, yeah. I love anything with the chop.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's real good.

[Ty]

Yeah, Chop House.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

We're gonna get guacamole. Of course. Okay, so you're gonna do a fruity margarita.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. Like a mango or a guava or a hibiscus.

[Ty]

Oh, I had hibiscus.

[Fortune Feimster]

I love a daiquiri.

[Ty]

When we went. Oh, you had a nice. You had a pineapple.

[Jeff Lewis]

I had a mocktail.

[Ty]

Yeah, Pineapple.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know what? Maybe that'll be my second one.

[Ty]

Virgin. His.

[Jeff Lewis]

The first one's gonna be a real margarit.

[Fortune Feimster]

This is a nice summer marg.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm gonna do the skinny marg. With salt.

[Lonnie Love]

How long is this gonna last?

[Jeff Lewis]

Until my heart starts working again. I got my monitor on right now.

[Fortune Feimster]

I just went to a cardiologist, too. I'm trying to be heart healthy as well.

[Ty]

So start with the chips and guacs.

[Fortune Feimster]

Start with chips and guac and the Chex mix.

[Jeff Lewis]

I had an amazing mocktail at Javier's.

[Ty]

What was it you got a virgin pineapple diet? Zachary.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was. It was real gay, but real delicious. I might do that. My second drink.

[Fortune Feimster]

I love a gay drink.

[Lonnie Love]

You gotta watch that. It's a lot of sugar in those.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know, but it's so good. And I've been really good during the week. All right, you know what? I'll put it in that Weight Watchers app, because if it's like, eight points, it. Oh, it's not worth it.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

It is.

[Ty]

It's gonna be a lot.

[Lonnie Love]

I'm trying to tell you. It is.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

All right.

[Jeff Lewis]

I should have rollover points this week, though, for sure.

[Ty]

From what?

[Fortune Feimster]

Wait, you get rollover points for rule?

[Jeff Lewis]

They say no.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay.

[Ty]

But you are not rolling over from anything.

[Lonnie Love]

He's fuzzy math.

[Jeff Lewis]

I am going to roll over points for Saturday, though, fortunately.

[Caller/Deborah]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay, good.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

And he did lie, and he told them he was diabetic, so he gets extra points.

[Jeff Lewis]

I get three. I get three extra points a day for it. Should you would like to.

[Fortune Feimster]

I would.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Of course.

[Fortune Feimster]

Of course. I would lie about that.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I like going out to dinner with Fortune because we eat.

[Fortune Feimster]

We do. We eat.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, you know, you go with these. Sorry. All these people on glp ones like you, Lonnie, that don't eat. All you skinny. All you skinny bitches.

[Fortune Feimster]

Skinny bitches. I tear it up. I'm a little terrible tablita.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're gonna be fighting me for that tablit. Poor Ty. He's not gonna get a bite.

[Fortune Feimster]

You and I are gonna be hovering over it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I feel like we need two tablitas.

[Fortune Feimster]

We might need two tablitis.

[Lonnie Love]

You know why?

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't wanna. I want to.

[Fortune Feimster]

You get different meats.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I don't want to, like, have too little. I'd rather have too much.

[Ty]

I don't want Ty to see that side of it. Of you. I think.

[Fortune Feimster]

Wait, he hasn't seen that side of you yet.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think he has seen a little bit. I'm a little piggy, like, you know,

[Fortune Feimster]

so he's like, I'm a little biggie.

[Jeff Lewis]

If I, like. If. If he goes like, let's split a pasta, I will purposely, like, take 75% of it. It's not even. I go, let's split this. And then I clearly get the huge portion.

[Fortune Feimster]

I love, like, I love, like, leaving like one parfadelli noodle and be like, oh, I can't finish it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I can't finish it. So here's the thing. We're not going to look piggy because we're going to order two tablitas.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So then hopefully there's. We'll leave a little bit on each plate and then.

[Ty]

And then after you're done, you'd be like, I can't believe we ordered so much.

[Fortune Feimster]

We're so.

[Ty]

We so over ordered.

[Fortune Feimster]

We just, like, you know, our eyes were bigger than our mouths.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, I do want to ask you, when you were filming the scene, you and Will Ferrell are at. It looks like a bar. You're eating at a bar and you're eating buffalo wings at the scene and you both are eating a lot of buffalo. How many buffalo wings must you have consumed that day?

[Fortune Feimster]

So a lot of times when I do a food scene, I. You have to pace yourself because, you know, you film these, you film the scene like, what, 30 times or something? 25 times sometimes. So you don't want to go in hardcore because you have to then match that every time you do a take. But we knew we were filming at Buffalo Wild wings that day and we knew it was coming from the kitchen. So he and I both purposely didn't eat, knowing that we were going to go down.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you went in hungry.

[Fortune Feimster]

We went in hungry and we were for real eating a ton of wings. They were the.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, you were for real eating, both of you.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. But at one point later, you can see, at one point I'm holding the wing up and there's no chicken on the bone. Bone. And I still was nibbling on it because I at that point I was getting full. So I was just nibbling on a bone, basically.

[Jeff Lewis]

But then let me ask you this, because then you guys took the wings to go.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And now you're in the motorhome eating again. Was that the same day?

[Fortune Feimster]

Same day. We kept.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Oh.

[Fortune Feimster]

But honestly, neither one of us got sick of it. We were like, we're still good.

[Ty]

I love a good wing.

[Fortune Feimster]

Because sometimes you'll do a scene where you're like, I never want, like, he had a. To eat so many pickles in this one scene. And I was like, do you hate pickles now? He's like, no, but sometimes you'll, like, hate something.

[Jeff Lewis]

That is his thing, right? He likes pickles.

[Fortune Feimster]

He loves pickles Yeah.

[Lonnie Love]

I just love. I love you two together.

[Fortune Feimster]

It's fun.

[Lonnie Love]

So good.

[Fortune Feimster]

I think that we work very well together.

[Lonnie Love]

Did you ever dream, like, when you were doing this that you would end up, like, at this moment?

[Fortune Feimster]

No. I grew up. And when I was in high school, I was obsessed with Saturday Night Live. And I watched Will and Molly and Sherry o'. Terry. Like, I. I was obsessed. I recorded, started their sketches. I. I would memorize them. I would do them for my friends. The very first time I was ever on stage in any comedy capacity was my senior talent show. Oh, and I played Mary Catherine Gallagher. Isn't that weird? So it is like. Yeah. I couldn't have never guessed this. All my friends from high school are just like, this is wild. I'm like, you're telling me, like. Yeah, it's nuts.

[Jeff Lewis]

I want to ask you, you saw Phaedra Parks on a plane? Because she was on this week.

[Fortune Feimster]

I love Phaedra.

[Jeff Lewis]

So did. Who she was.

[Fortune Feimster]

Right, of course.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, did she recognize you or did you recognize her?

[Fortune Feimster]

Both. We mutually recognize each other. She also just watched what. What Happens Live, I had done with Shamia, I see. When I was doing Hawk Press. And so I got. I came on the plane, and my seat was right in front of hers, and we saw each other. Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

Was it Delta One?

[Fortune Feimster]

Huh? And nice.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you go in the lounge at jfk?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, we were coming from Atlanta. I did a show out there. There and. But I did hop into the LA lounge real quick.

[Jeff Lewis]

How nice is that? Do you have the sushi?

[Fortune Feimster]

I had a quick. I had a quick sushi bite. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Real good.

[Fortune Feimster]

I was like. I was like, my luggage is coming. I gotta order quick.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you grab some toiletries from the bathroom?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, I didn't. I didn't. But my. The guy that works here, I love him, the manager, and he hooked me up with a chocolate tart on the way out.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, Shane does the desserts. It's not worth the points for me. Are you a sweets person, Lonnie? Yeah, I am. Yeah. It's not worth the points. The points. I'm more salty than sweet.

[Lonnie Love]

No. I put a cookie and wrap it up. Because once I get on the plane, then I'm like, oh, I got a little treat.

[Ty]

There's a whole table. There's a whole array. That's a little shop.

[Fortune Feimster]

But, you know, I'm a Big Housewives fan, so I. I was asking Phaedra all the tea.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you're watching Atlanta right now?

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So am I. Yeah. Are you watching Atlanta, Lonnie.

[Lonnie Love]

Yes, I am.

[Fortune Feimster]

But it's funny because I was asking Shamia the tea. So I got two very different stories.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Exactly.

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm not saying anything of what they told me.

[Lonnie Love]

Okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

But I got two very.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you like Shamia?

[Fortune Feimster]

I did. She was lovely. I love that Phaedra I interviewed. So good.

[Lonnie Love]

Shamia is cool.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Lonnie Love]

But I. Do you think, like, they're just looking for a storyline?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, it's real. It's very real. It's definitely real.

[Jeff Lewis]

I did want to ask you. Lonnie, love, I heard a rumor that you were in Supermarket Sweep.

[Lonnie Love]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

And that was about years ago. 26 years ago.

[Lonnie Love]

You know what, Jeff? You don't have to make it so old.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was a long time ago.

[Lonnie Love]

It's like, that's.

[Jeff Lewis]

How did you do you.

[Lonnie Love]

We lost.

[Jeff Lewis]

You lost.

[Lonnie Love]

It was not my fault. I clearly remember my partner at the time. Her name is TJ. She did not know where the bread was.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, no.

[Lonnie Love]

And it took her extra time finding the bread, and that's why we lost.

[Ty]

That's a st. Well, I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's smothering that there with a.

[Ty]

I

[Fortune Feimster]

used to love watching that show.

[Lonnie Love]

No one. Wait till you see the hair, for it was a braidy wig with a headband.

[Fortune Feimster]

Look at me.

[Lonnie Love]

I know where everything is.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow, Lonnie, you're good.

[Ty]

You got it.

[Lonnie Love]

I'm actually gonna try to reboot Supermarket Sweep.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know what? Had they done Supermarket Sweep during COVID Shane and I would have won easily. Easily. We were going to the grocery store once a week. We knew. I mean, we knew where everything was. We were so methodical. We know what. We knew what aisles to AVO needed to go. We could have. We could have sweeped Supermarket Sweep.

[Lonnie Love]

Not the tampons.

[Jeff Lewis]

You don't know where they could have swept.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

But do you know the number?

[Jeff Lewis]

Swept.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

The big item you got to get first on Supermarket Sweep.

[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Lonnie, do you remember a turkey? No. Thank you. The turkeys. Everyone immediately goes to the giant turkey.

[Ty]

Why?

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Oh, so I guess they're the most expensive.

[Jeff Lewis]

But we would have to do Gelson's on Van Nuys, right?

[Ty]

Of course.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, should we plug Gelson on Van Nuys?

[Fortune Feimster]

Should we plug some stands of.

[Jeff Lewis]

We're. We're promoting Gelson on Van. Ey. I love Gelson.

[Ty]

Oh, my God. That is a high quality grocery store.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, that was our favorite. We went to many different stores.

[Ty]

Not only unload your cart. Reload your cart after check.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you remember all those fresher.

[Ty]

They had. And they're so.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, and the wine selection was. Was wonderful.

[Ty]

Buy six, you get a discount count.

[Fortune Feimster]

All right, next weekend I'm gonna be. I don't know what this is. Next, I'm gonna be in Red Bank, New Jersey.

[Jeff Lewis]

I got it, I got it, I got it.

[Fortune Feimster]

Foxwoods Casino.

[Jeff Lewis]

I gave you the wrong one.

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm gonna be in Provincetown, Massachusetts. Greenville, South Carolina. Wilmington, North Carolina.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, but some of that stuff sold out. Tell us the ones that's not sold out.

[Fortune Feimster]

No, those are. All have tickets left.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, don't give us venues that are sold out.

[Fortune Feimster]

Like Durham. I'll do LA in November. There's a lot of stuff coming.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, Lonnie.

[Lonnie Love]

Miami August 20th and Miami August 14th and 15th. Chumps come out.

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Lonnie Love]

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