Jeff Lewis Has Issues – Episode: Fortune Feimster & Sarah Colonna: Perky & Eggplants
Release Date: July 25, 2025
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Fortune Feimster, Sarah Colonna
Platform: SiriusXM
Introduction
In this lively episode of "Jeff Lewis Has Issues," host Jeff Lewis welcomes comedians Fortune Feimster and Sarah Colonna to discuss a range of personal and humorous topics. True to Jeff's unfiltered style, the conversation dives deep into relationships, homeownership woes, personal struggles, and even entertaining game show ideas.
Guest Introductions
Jeff opens the show by introducing Fortune Feimster and Sarah Colonna, highlighting their backgrounds in comedy and their dynamic rapport.
Jeff Lewis [01:14]: "Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has Issues. In today's episode, Fortune Feimster and Sarah Colonna join the show."
Homeownership and Moving
The discussion kicks off with Shane congratulating Annie on closing escrow on her condo, segueing into shared frustrations about building management and parking issues.
Annie [01:36]: "You know what's frustrating, though? When the manager doesn't call you back of the building and you can't get your fob and you can't have access to the parking garage."
Sarah Colonna [01:47]: "Yeah, I have keys to the building. I can just park in guests valet, and then, you know, we'll figure the rest out."
Relationship Anniversaries and Trips
Annie and Sarah share their strategies for celebrating anniversaries without the stress of gift-giving, opting instead for memorable trips. They recount their recent visit to Cambria and Paso Robles, emphasizing the joys and minor mishaps of road trips.
Annie [05:18]: "We decided of the two trips. We went to Cambria, which is really pretty. We drove four hours in the car."
Sarah Colonna [05:42]: "We went to Paso Robles, too, for a wine tasting day."
Fortune Feimster’s Personal Struggles and Tour
Fortune opens up about her mother's battle with cancer, discussing the emotional toll and the support from her community. She also talks about her ongoing comedy tour and the challenges of integrating personal struggles into her material.
Fortune Feimster [11:52]: "She's doing treatment and all that? Yeah, she's about a month in. She has to do two more months of chemo."
Fortune Feimster [12:33]: "This will go till like the end of next year and then I'll film another special."
Game Show Idea: Leaving Partner for Money
Jeff introduces a playful yet provocative game show concept where participants would consider leaving their partners for a million dollars. The guests and audience engage in humorous debates about the feasibility and morality of such a scenario.
Jeff Lewis [19:08]: "So my question is, would you leave Franck for a million dollars, tax free?"
Fortune Feimster [19:29]: "He'd break up with this girl over a gift card?"
Discussion on Dating Apps for Lesbians
The conversation shifts to the challenges and nuances of dating within the LGBTQ+ community, specifically focusing on dating apps tailored for lesbians. They joke about the scarcity of lesbian bars and the dynamics of meeting potential partners.
Fortune Feimster [16:47]: "Someone's gonna have to tell me because I've been out of game for 10 years."
Sarah Colonna [17:06]: "They're taking what was Z Pizza on Santa Monica Boulevard and turning it into a lesbian bar called Sweetwater."
Fortune Feimster Hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live
Fortune excitedly announces her role as a guest host on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," sharing details about her appearances and expressing gratitude for the opportunity.
Fortune Feimster [25:26]: "I'm hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live next week. That's a big deal."
Annie [25:43]: "How's the beaver sound?"
Listener Call: Susan’s Story
A heartfelt and humorous call from Susan in California shares her desire to escape her husband's incessant dog-related chaos. The hosts and guests provide supportive and comedic advice on her predicament.
Susan [37:19]: "I'm ready. Just a plane ticket to Hawaii and I'm out of here or anything."
Jeff Lewis [37:55]: "So where are you gonna stay when you get?"
SiriusXM Charity Move Event
Shane discusses a SiriusXM charity challenge that links physical activity with charitable donations. The group humorously critiques the campaign's effectiveness and the ranking system.
Shane [45:03]: "If every mile that you move, a dollar goes to a charity of your choice."
Jeff Lewis [46:00]: "Because you guys keep going out."
Final Banter and Wrap-Up
The episode concludes with lighthearted banter about studio temperatures, fashion woes from being cold, and upcoming events like Doug's Cookin Kibbutz. The guests promote their latest projects, including Annie’s podcast and Fortune’s hosting gig.
Jeff Lewis [49:10]: "You got to join her."
Annie [35:00]: "Yeah. Who. Jimmy Kimmel. He's gonna be on all week."
Notable Quotes
- Jeff Lewis [16:33]: “Yes. Yeah, so Subaru.”
- Fortune Feimster [15:55]: “I think I've just accepted what's happening. You're dealing with it."
- Susan [37:19]: "I just need a week to rest and I'll live on the streets."
- Jeff Lewis [19:49]: "I think I'm taking the money."
Conclusion
This episode of "Jeff Lewis Has Issues" offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and candid discussions about life's ups and downs. From navigating homeownership challenges to contemplating monumental relationship decisions, Jeff and his guests provide both laughs and relatable insights. Whether it's brainstorming outrageous game show ideas or sharing personal struggles, the trio ensures listeners are both entertained and engaged.
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