Fortune Feimster & Zach Noe Towers: Intervention & Hands

Summary

Jeff Lewis Has Issues

Episode: Fortune Feimster & Zach Noe Towers: Intervention & Hands

Date: February 20, 2026
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Fortune Feimster, Zach Noe Towers

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Overview

This candid, lively episode features comedian and actress Fortune Feimster and standup Zach Noe Towers. The trio banter about personal branding, the tension between authenticity and mainstream appeal in comedy, and relationships. Jeff and Fortune playfully confront Zach about his risqué social media presence and comedic material, leading to an “intervention”—but it’s all delivered in the characteristic Jeff Lewis blend of humor and honesty. Additional topics include lesbian dating priorities, upcoming projects, group movie outings, and plenty of witty, self-deprecating asides.

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Major Discussion Points & Insights

1. Zach’s Social Media and Career “Intervention” (00:49–11:29)

• Jeff’s Concerns about Zach’s Online Persona
  • Jeff voices his belief in Zach’s talent, suggesting he has the potential for mainstream success but could be hurting his image with “butt pics” and overtly sexual comedic material.
  • “If you’re gonna show your ass on Instagram, what you should do is OnlyFans. And make some money at least…” – Jeff Lewis (02:24)
• Fortune’s Perspective
  • Fortune agrees some mainstream appeal is wise, but insists Zach should maintain authenticity:
    • “This is part of his personality. But I say have that but also have your 30 minutes of clean material, like be accessible to people as well.” (04:50)
• Zach’s Thoughts
  • Zach acknowledges the guidance but resists completely sanitizing his act, expressing that sex is inherently funny to him:
    • “I do think sex is very funny. That’s what I’m drawn to talking about.” (05:58)
• Fortune and Jeff Emphasize Opportunity
  • Both encourage Zach to be able to toggle between edgier material and accessible, “clean” sets for broader exposure and to not block opportunities with casting directors or producers:
    • “If I’m a producer…first thing we do is look at their Instagram.” – Jeff Lewis (11:04)
• Memorable moment:
  • Zach jokes about feeling like his parents are at a parent-teacher conference as they both “intervene.”
    • “I do feel like my parents are at a parent-teacher conference right now.” (04:34)

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2. Dating: Wounds vs. Worth & Zach's Approach (11:46–15:37)

• “Dating from Your Wounds or Your Worth”
  • Jeff brings in a concept from another show, reflecting on how in the past he’s dated from emotional wounds, but now focuses on worth and boundaries.
  • Zach claims to date from his “worth,” but jokes about how therapists have interpreted his self-valuing as possibly overinflated (12:59).
  • Fortune and Annie tease Zach about his sexual openness, suggesting maybe his level of satisfaction makes him “too happy to fall in love.” (14:17)
• On Being Single and Self-Sufficient
  • Zach opens up: “I love myself so deeply…when I start to add someone, they start to gunk up my joy.” (13:55)
  • The group teases that he’s yet to find someone “additive.”

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3. Fortune’s Big Projects, Tours, and Acting vs. Comedy (18:29–21:49)

• Fortune’s Acting Gigs
  • Discussion of Zootopia 2’s success and tease of a possible third installment.
    • “There was 700 people that worked on Zootopia 2.” – Fortune (19:13)
  • Mention of filming a movie with Kim Kardashian, Nikki Glaser, Brenda Song (“Fifth Wheel”), and a Netflix project with Will Ferrell.
• Comedy Specials and Tours
  • Fortune plugs her comedy special “Crushing It” (Netflix) and “Taking Care of Biscuits Comedy Tour,” with stops around the U.S.
  • Zach notes he’s opening for Fortune in some cities.
• Jeff’s Perception of Fortune (“comedian vs. actress”)
  • “Should we call you an actress now? Cause you’re pretty much acting more these days.” – Jeff (01:07)
  • Fortune: “I have been acting for a long time.” (01:26)

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4. Friend Group Dynamics, Movie Outings & Cheesecake Factory Drama (22:22–34:12)

• Planning a Group Night Out
  • They plan to see Scream 7 and argue over theaters (“Grove” vs. “CityWalk” vs “Century City”), outfits, and logistics.
  • Classic Jeff moment: “Grove is so easy. Just pull in the valet, the guy knows me…” (23:11)
• What’s Everyone Wearing?
  • Extended playful back-and-forth about dress code for dinner and movies, athleisure vs. dressing up, desire to coordinate looks.
    • “What are we wearing to the theater? Are we dressing athleisure, cute sweat sets or are we dressing like knives?” – Fortune (25:27)
• Inside Movie Theater Jokes
  • Middle-middle seats are coveted. Chumps (“the Jeff Lewis crowd nickname”) get group seating.
  • Annie’s detailed concern about outfit appropriateness for Cheesecake Factory in iconic fashion.

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5. Miscellaneous – Travel Mishaps, Guns, and Lesbian Hands (35:09–44:03)

• Fortune’s Hotel Room Flood
  • Fortune tells a story about waking up to a flooded suite in Salt Lake City, ultimately preferring a large wet room over being “claustrophobic” in a regular one.
    • “So you’d rather have a flooded suite than a regular room? I understand that.” – Jeff (37:20)
• Gun Range Adventures
  • Zach describes his inadvertent target practice mishap at the range (“shot the hostage”). Fortune observes: “I don’t think you’re a good shot if you kill the hostage.” (42:15)
  • Jeff wonders if his friends are “shoot to kill” types.
• Value in the Home—Or Lack Thereof
  • Fortune claims, “I don’t own anything of value. Like, every T-shirt is, like, eight years old.” (43:48)
• Don’t Rob a Lesbian
  • Jeff jokes about stereotypes and valuables, differentiating between “lipstick lesbians” and “no lipstick” as to what burglars might find.

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6. Call-in: Howard from Boston, Annie’s “Evolution,” and Memorable Quotes (44:08–49:00)

• Call from Howard
  • Longtime listener Howard dials in, lovingly noting that Annie is now “such a bitch” (in a good way).
  • Fortune, Jeff, and Annie riff on workplace dynamics and listener relationships.
• Annie’s Transformation
  • Fortune: “Every egg spoils at Jeff Lewis Live.” (44:48)
• Lesbian Hands Discourse
  • Fortune lays out why hands are important for lesbians.
    • “Hands are important to every lesbian.” – Fortune (46:51)
    • “Your hands are longer than mine. You’d be a good lesbian.” – Fortune to Zach (47:13)
  • Jeff is surprised, “I never even thought about that. I thought you girls use toys.” (47:08)
• What Do We Look For?
  • The group debates if hands, hair, teeth, or other features are deal-breakers or “deal-killers.”
  • Zach: “If a guy has a bass voice that makes my … like my butt rumble, I’m gonna lean towards it.” (48:46)
  • Fortune: “A butt makes my butt rumble is one of the wildest [things].” (49:03)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Zach’s Comedic Persona:

  • Jeff: “If all you had was your face and your ass... but you have more to offer than just your cute little twink face.” (05:09)

• On Professional Advice:

  • Zach: “What if I fail at being the watered-down version of myself?” (07:13)
    • Fortune: “Try it.” (07:21)
    • Jeff: “You’re at the bottom, babe. Where are you gonna go from there?” (07:31)

• On Acceptance and Boundaries:

  • Zach: “I love myself so deeply, and I enjoy myself so thoroughly...I do not find myself seeking to add someone [to my life].” (13:55)

• On Mainstream Doors:

  • Jeff: “...First thing we do is if a guest is pitched to us, we look at their Instagram.” (11:04)

• Lesbian Dating Priorities:

  • Fortune: “Hands are important to every lesbian.” (46:51)
  • Fortune: “Your hands are longer than mine. You're a good lesbian.” (47:13)

• On Voices as Deal-Killers:

  • Jeff: “What is a deal killer? Voice.” (48:08)
  • Zach: “If a guy has a bass voice that makes my … like my butt rumble, I’m gonna lean towards it.” (48:46)

• Outro Laugh:

  • Fortune: “A butt makes my butt rumble is one of the wildest.” (49:03)

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Group Chemistry & Closing Thoughts

• This episode exemplifies why Jeff Lewis' show is beloved: The group’s camaraderie, relentless teasing, and complete lack of pretense. The “intervention” for Zach is both earnest and hilarious, and the conversation covers a surprising amount of emotional (and comedic) territory while remaining rapid-fire and honest.
• Memorable for its blend of heartfelt advice, confessional moments, and pure ridiculousness—plus a crash course on lesbian priorities (hint: hands), a tongue-in-cheek treatise on movie-going etiquette, and a loving but unfiltered friend-group dynamic.

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Segment Timestamps

• Intervention begins & Zach’s career/image: 00:49–11:29
• Dating from wounds vs. worth: 11:46–15:37
• Fortune’s career, touring, movies: 18:29–21:49
• Movie night debate, group dynamics: 22:22–34:12
• Personal stories: hotel flood, guns, home: 35:09–44:03
• Call-in from Howard & Annie, hands: 44:08–49:00
• Final banter about preferences, voice: 48:06–49:07

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Listeners Will Learn

• How personal branding can aid or undermine a comedian’s mainstream prospects
• An inside look at the interplay between comedy, authenticity, and industry representation
• Fortune and Zach’s approach to relationships and self-worth
• The surprising importance of hands in lesbian dating
• Why movie night planning with comedians is never straightforward

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If you enjoy real talk with a comedic edge and no filter, this episode delivers genuinely funny moments mixed with modern cultural commentary—and plenty of playful chaos.

Transcript

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[Fortune Feimster]

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[Jeff Lewis]

Stop fucking apologizing. You're not making it any better. You're just reminding me how late we are. I know I'm specific. I know I'm a little high maintenance, which is why I tip really fucking well. I don't want to start shit, but no, really, don't.

[Fortune Feimster]

Really.

[Jeff Lewis]

O.

[Fortune Feimster]

Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, Fortune Feimster and Zack Noe Towers join the show. We hold an intervention for Zack about his standup material. Plus, Fortune tells us why hands are so important to lesbians. Should we call you an actress now? Cause you're pretty much acting more these days.

[Fortune Feimster]

I have been acting for a long time.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know, but I felt like you were more of a comedian than an actress. And now I feel like you're more of an actress than a comedian.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't. It's only. I think you feel that way because I have two big projects back to back.

[Jeff Lewis]

Tell them about it, Zach. Do we call you comedian or prostitute?

[Zach Noe Towers]

He said two big projects back,

[Fortune Feimster]

butt to butt. Stop.

[Jeff Lewis]

So on the way out, I go, susan. I go, bye, it was great to see you. And she goes, I'm doing onlyfans with you. I go, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not onlyfans, Susan. Don't tell anyone.

[Fortune Feimster]

We're doing only fans that I want to see.

[Zach Noe Towers]

You've got a price. We just don't know what it is yet.

[Fortune Feimster]

I actually both just yell at people.

[Jeff Lewis]

I love Zach Noe Towers, but I'm very protective of him and his career and some of his Life decisions.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, is he making questionable.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I don't. I'm. I'm finding out about it in real time.

[Jeff Lewis]

I. Cause I saw another post where you were standing with your pants down and showing your ass. And I honestly think if you're Cheeks. If you're gonna do that. What you should do. Onlyfans.

[Zach Noe Towers]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

And make some money at least if you're gonna show your ass on Instagram.

[Fortune Feimster]

He's a tease.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I'm a tease.

[Fortune Feimster]

He's a tease.

[Jeff Lewis]

I just feel like we gotta find it. We gotta find a. Is this. If this is the route you're going.

[Fortune Feimster]

It's not.

[Jeff Lewis]

We gotta figure out how to monetize it.

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm seeing that he doesn't approve of the route you're going. I do not say if this is the route you're going. And look disgusting.

[Zach Noe Towers]

It was the 20th picture on a carousel. So you had to flip through all 20 photos to get to it.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's the only one they post. They post. Right. Is the one of. So here's what I'm going to say. And I'm saying this with love. I think you're very funny, very talented, very quick on your feet. I actually don't even see you. I see you as doing comedy here and there for fun. But I see you. I'm gonna. But let me. Let me finish.

[Zach Noe Towers]

But you see me as a sexual being primarily.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't even see you as sexual.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. No. But I see you as like a host. Whether it's on t. Whether it's radio,

[Zach Noe Towers]

whether it's at my apartment.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I. Right. And I feel like it's just a path that I really. I just feel is good for you. And I think you would excel. Excel. I mean. Cause I saw you on like. What was that dating show we did?

[Fortune Feimster]

Date.

[Zach Noe Towers]

No Filter. He did rivalry that Jamison was on.

[Jeff Lewis]

I just. I'm a little worried because I want you to. We've said this. I said this a thousand times. I want you to be more mainstream because I really think.

[Fortune Feimster]

I tell them that too.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have incredible potential.

[Fortune Feimster]

You.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know the sexual part of it all people hate sex is a lot.

[Zach Noe Towers]

The mainstream is like sexist out.

[Fortune Feimster]

I have too many gay sex. I've given him many a speech about.

[Jeff Lewis]

What have you said?

[Fortune Feimster]

Cleaner material.

[Jeff Lewis]

But it's not even cleaner material. It's his representation on Instagram.

[Fortune Feimster]

But you don't want him to not be who he is.

[Jeff Lewis]

And Grindr.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I do feel like my parents are at a parent teacher conference right now. How do we get him Back on track.

[Jeff Lewis]

Y. It's so true.

[Zach Noe Towers]

And I'm gonna send him a way worner.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't want him to not be who he is though. So it's a fine line.

[Annie]

He is a butt cheek. That's what he is.

[Fortune Feimster]

This is part of his personality. But I say have that but also have your 30 minutes of clean material, like be accessible to people as well.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, he's absolutely agree with you, Fortune. And again, if you had no talent as accessible.

[Fortune Feimster]

He's a butt cheek.

[Jeff Lewis]

Let's just say that's all you had was your face and your ass. Right?

[Fortune Feimster]

What a.

[Jeff Lewis]

Then you go down that road. Yes, but you have more to offer than just your cute little twink face.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's true, Jess.

[Jeff Lewis]

And your twink ass face.

[Fortune Feimster]

You have a twink face.

[Zach Noe Towers]

You're flirting.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I'm not.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yes, you are.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm just telling you I'm not.

[Zach Noe Towers]

The camera saw it.

[Fortune Feimster]

Jess not flirting doesn't look like flirting.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Jess

[Jeff Lewis]

not flirting. Helping.

[Zach Noe Towers]

A smash cut to me later in your home.

[Jeff Lewis]

Talk to your mom.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Straight, tanned, naked.

[Jeff Lewis]

Talk to your mom.

[Fortune Feimster]

Are you coming?

[Annie]

You want to come?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yes.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay. My mom likes it when he's cleaner too. What? But she loves. But she loves you.

[Zach Noe Towers]

But.

[Fortune Feimster]

But you know, she doesn't want to hear about jizz. As far as I. As far as I know.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I can't relate. But no, it's. It's. It is tough because like, I do think sex is very funny. That's what I'm drawn to talking about. But obviously you two are more successful than me, so you have a lot to offer in. In the way of guidance.

[Jeff Lewis]

I just think it is going to open you. Oh, God. I'm not gonna. That's terrible.

[Fortune Feimster]

Right into this.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, I sure did.

[Zach Noe Towers]

You're gonna open me up. I'm gonna be gay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think you'll have more opportunities if you were a little more mainstream.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah, right.

[Jeff Lewis]

And appeal to, you know, more.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, but I think he can exist

[Jeff Lewis]

in a. I don't think so.

[Fortune Feimster]

In a space. He is his. His little flirty.

[Jeff Lewis]

Gotta be way toned down.

[Fortune Feimster]

But self. But way, way, way down. But he has to have the 30min.

[Zach Noe Towers]

You also told Nikki Glaser this same piece of advice.

[Fortune Feimster]

She is killing it right now. I'm doing a movie with her.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I just. No, I asked her questions. I asked her questions. I don't know if I gave her career advice, but what I think I just felt. But look.

[Fortune Feimster]

But Nikki blew. Blew up. She's amazing and a hard worker, but the roast.

[Jeff Lewis]

The Roast. But that was a stepping stone to other things for sure.

[Fortune Feimster]

And. And now she's. Yeah, she's doing all these other things.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I just worry that I'll. What if I fail at being the watered down version of myself?

[Jeff Lewis]

I know you think that I. I disagree.

[Fortune Feimster]

Try it.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I start weeping.

[Fortune Feimster]

Try it.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you can't. Promise you. But if he does the watered down.

[Fortune Feimster]

No, no, I mean, damn.

[Zach Noe Towers]

You're at the bottom, babe.

[Annie]

Where are you gonna go?

[Fortune Feimster]

Where are you gonna go from there?

[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Fortune Feimster]

Does it hurt you to have clean skin?

[Zach Noe Towers]

No, no, you're right. You know, that's what I mean. You are so. What does it are Absolutely right.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, then also, you could.

[Fortune Feimster]

But also, I didn't mean to be a part of some kind of intervention. I'm as shocked by this as.

[Zach Noe Towers]

No, I want to say I love you both deeply. I know you hate when people express gratitude, but you two have given me incredible advice. But, you know, you do have both employed me, too, for years, like. And you've taken a chance on me as I am.

[Fortune Feimster]

And I did introduce him to you. I heard y' all trying to figure out the origin I texted you about.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you're taking the credit for all of it. Wow. Okay. I did.

[Fortune Feimster]

And you were like. You're like, we'll look him up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Honestly, you're right. I don't think he would be here if it weren't for your endorsement.

[Fortune Feimster]

This is true. That's why I'm part of this intervention.

[Jeff Lewis]

But what if. If he did have cleaner material.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

He could open for other comedians as well, not just you. Yeah, right. Because you use other openers. He should be able to open for other.

[Zach Noe Towers]

She has me in spite of my content. Am I. Am I wrong?

[Jeff Lewis]

I thought. But did you clean it up for. When you opened for her? Did you clean it up? Because I didn't know. He told me.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I tried.

[Jeff Lewis]

I didn't find it that offensive.

[Zach Noe Towers]

No.

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, because he was. He's been working on it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Annie]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

But it's not just the comedy sets. It's his representation on Instagram.

[Fortune Feimster]

Because if you don't like all the but stuff.

[Jeff Lewis]

If I'm a producer or I'm a. A casting director and I'm looking for a mainstream co host.

[Zach Noe Towers]

They cannot have a.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you just.

[Annie]

You.

[Jeff Lewis]

You get worried about that kind of content.

[Annie]

Mario Lopez has no butt.

[Jeff Lewis]

I've now. I've now invested in him and three other hosts. And then, you know. And then he goes down the road. He goes. And then, you know, it's A bad representation of the show.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Well, now I'm a bad representation of this show.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Zach Noe Towers]

You're. You're all criminals on this,

[Jeff Lewis]

but we're quiet about it. It's different. You never know on Instagram that we're criminals.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't know. I would be curious to hear if other people that know Zach from here, what they think when they see his butt.

[Jeff Lewis]

But even so, you now hire somebody, right? And let's just say, thank you, Annie. I mean, this is aiming real high, but let's just say he's a host on. I don't know, co host on Good Morning America or something.

[Fortune Feimster]

Here we go.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right? Let's just say I love it.

[Fortune Feimster]

Then he really can't show his butt.

[Jeff Lewis]

You can't go on a gay cruise. Do a live. You were doing some live stream where you just kiss some random dude.

[Fortune Feimster]

I did.

[Jeff Lewis]

You can't do that.

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, his social. His socials are. His socials are part work, part trying to hook up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, that's clear.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Well, I just made out with someone. A stranger.

[Jeff Lewis]

What do we talk about?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Way more stuff off camera.

[Fortune Feimster]

Wow. We've really. We're really digging in.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I'm probably bright. Am I bright red?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, you're okay.

[Annie]

No.

[Zach Noe Towers]

What day am I?

[Annie]

Blue canceled you out.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Okay, great.

[Fortune Feimster]

Listen, I don't know. Rome wasn't built in a day. What are we going to. What are we going to do? Just change that completely? He still has to be.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Ideally, you'd like to never see my butt again is what I'm hearing. Unless it's behind closed doors, obviously.

[Fortune Feimster]

He does make a lot of money off his stickers on the road.

[Zach Noe Towers]

And that's my butt.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's different, though. It's a little bit quieter that way.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Oh.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, so you don't mind that? Okay, look at that.

[Annie]

Okay, we found a loophole.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's just someone. The first thing. Look, the first thing we do is if a guest is. Is pitched to us, we look at their Instagram. Yeah, we do. That's the first thing we look at.

[Zach Noe Towers]

And if you saw the crack of their butt cheeks, you'd be like, get this whore out of my sight.

[Jeff Lewis]

I would just ask, like, what is. I don't understand. What business is he in? Is he. Is he on OnlyFans? Is he. Is he a porn star? Like, what business is he in? I'm confused.

[Zach Noe Towers]

It was cheeky.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's an actor or he's a comedian, but he's got his bare ass post on Instagram. Look, I don't want to beat a dead horse here, but, I mean, we can move on. But that's just my opinion. Okay, Now I do have a question about dating, because

[Zach Noe Towers]

you shouldn't be doing it yesterday.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yesterday we're talking about dating from your wounds or dating from your worth.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, yeah. Dug deep.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I feel like you should have been

[Jeff Lewis]

only for a few minutes. Who was on?

[Annie]

It was exhausting. Who said that?

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. Where did this come from?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, it came from heel to feel. Liott. Steep.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, yeah.

[Annie]

But who brought it here?

[Jeff Lewis]

Mercedes.

[Fortune Feimster]

Wait, so date. So dating from your wounds or your What?

[Jeff Lewis]

I brought it up because I was. I heard it on Heel to feel worth dating from your wounds.

[Fortune Feimster]

From their wounds.

[Jeff Lewis]

Most people do until. But I honestly feel. Because I. I guess I relate to this. In the past, I have dated from my wounds, for sure. But I think now I have certain expectations and standards and boundaries, and I. I feel like now I. I very much date from my worth.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yes.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right.

[Fortune Feimster]

I would say that.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Agreed.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Now, presently, not always.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

My question to you is, do you date from your wounds or your worth?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Definitely worth.

[Jeff Lewis]

Good.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah. I don't have many wounds.

[Fortune Feimster]

Crickets.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Where's the cricket sound effect.

[Zach Noe Towers]

If anything, I. I'll never forget, I had a therapist once, and we were talking about how I haven't had any significant relationships, and he was like, maybe you don't know your self worth. And I go, oh, I actually think I, like, value myself greatly. And he's like, right, you don't know your self worth. As if I was overvaluing myself.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, wow.

[Zach Noe Towers]

And I fired that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, ouch.

[Annie]

Because you were better than him.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I was better than him.

[Annie]

Inflated teleport.

[Fortune Feimster]

You got crickets again.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well,

[Fortune Feimster]

that would have been a good callback.

[Jeff Lewis]

Some may say. Some may say that, you know, you're very sexually active.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, we're back on it.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, some may say.

[Annie]

And take it out of your act.

[Jeff Lewis]

Some may say you're promiscuous. And I'm just curious if you've ever taken a look at that.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Oh, no, no. We, of course have.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I just, like, this is the thing. I love myself so deeply, and I enjoy myself so thoroughly. Moment to moment, hour by hour, day by day, I do not find myself seeking to add someone. Like, often when I start to add someone, they start to gunk up my joy.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, yeah, they start.

[Zach Noe Towers]

And I'm like.

[Fortune Feimster]

They start chipping away, telling you to stop posting your ass. Yeah.

[Annie]

Mm. You're too happy to fall in love I just.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah, kind of. I've yet to meet that person who likes. Brings me to the next level is additive.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, it takes a minute, right. So you have to kind of make a short. At least a short term commitment to someone.

[Zach Noe Towers]

There was a guy that I was trying to invest time in and he pulled the plug on us, so.

[Fortune Feimster]

You pulled the plug on us?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah, we were on life support.

[Fortune Feimster]

That sounds like a Hallmark movie. Yeah. And then you pulled the plug on.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you know why? Did he give you any sort of explanation?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Do you want to marry me? Is that what this is about?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, this is a case study.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Oh, my gosh. He's trying to mold me. He's trying to get myself.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I'm not trying to mold you.

[Fortune Feimster]

Really?

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm not.

[Zach Noe Towers]

For your child groom.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Child bride. Yeah.

[Zach Noe Towers]

What was the question?

[Annie]

Why did you guys break up?

[Jeff Lewis]

March.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh.

[Zach Noe Towers]

He said he was getting too busy with work. We started hanging out over Christmas break, so we both had a lot of time. And then when it got back, he was like, busy and stressed and he was like, I'm sorry. I'm going hot and cold on you. You are so great. You are so kind. You are so intentional. I can't meet you there right now.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay, but.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Which is very. It's not you, it's me. And at the end of the day, maybe I just grossed him out or maybe he got the ick or something. You know what I mean? But I do think I am. I think I am a catch.

[Jeff Lewis]

I do, too. Yeah. I feel.

[Annie]

Fuck off, Sam Sanger.

[Jeff Lewis]

He has been that way lately. He's been that way.

[Annie]

He's on edge.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Annie]

You need to clean up your ass.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think he's about to just quit because he kind of doesn't give a shit anymore. The way he treats us.

[Annie]

This energizes him.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, this does my demonic.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you hear. Did you hear the audio of him losing his shit yesterday?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, I didn't. Listen.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can we just play it? We just play it. You should have told me when we're walking out of the studio like you did Monday for Tuesday.

[Fortune Feimster]

Noted.

[Jeff Lewis]

You set me up.

[Fortune Feimster]

And your name was on the TV in there, so. You really set us up. Wow. I can't do everything. I can't be responsible for all of you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, he snaps.

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm trying my best.

[Jeff Lewis]

Ginger snapped.

[Fortune Feimster]

I am giving you my best.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Crazy.

[Fortune Feimster]

It was so solid. And then the aux of it went to.

[Annie]

I love it. Every time.

[Fortune Feimster]

Wow.

[Annie]

I do.

[Jeff Lewis]

I've got to list that open. Can I have that I want to that on my phone.

[Fortune Feimster]

It's in our group message. That should be your ringer. It was the lull too.

[Zach Noe Towers]

There was like. Like 5 seconds.

[Fortune Feimster]

You pushed him to the edge.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know. The other thing. The other thing I wanted to mention. I'm going to move on from you, Zach.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Do it. I dare you.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm going to turn over to Jameson.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Okay, great.

[Jeff Lewis]

I thought about this last night. Is that we brought up. There was a caller that brought up Frank. Right. It was real quick and it was over the whole 9 inch comment. And they said that you were just covering for Franck. And he's the one that said he had nine inches.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was a quick call. You're confused by this 9 inches of what?

[Fortune Feimster]

Dick. Oh, wow.

[Annie]

Wow.

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm clutching my pearls.

[Jeff Lewis]

Ryan's baby shower.

[Fortune Feimster]

Got it.

[Annie]

Oh yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

I did hear about that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. So it came up yesterday. The caller came in and she had a different theory on the whole thing. That maybe Franck had said that he is 9 inches and that Jameson was covering for Franck. Whatever. It was just a theory.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Then you said. Now I have to go home and I have to have a conversation with Frank.

[Fortune Feimster]

Absolutely.

[Jeff Lewis]

I feel like it's borrowing trouble. Why bring it up? Unless he finds out about it, there's no reason to talk about it.

[Zach Noe Towers]

It's better to come from him than a bunch of strangers on the Internet.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's not gonna hear it. He doesn't listen to the show.

[Fortune Feimster]

That is dating from your wounds, honey. No way. That is dating from your wounds, honey. That is not. Because then what happens is someone sends him a very kind, sweet message.

[Jeff Lewis]

Maybe, maybe not.

[Fortune Feimster]

They mean well. They probably will mess. He comes to me and he says, what's this about? It's easier. Just. There's nothing to be ashamed about. Or. So I give him the information. We're good communicators because we're dating from our worth.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Wow.

[Fortune Feimster]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, wow.

[Zach Noe Towers]

And your nine inch.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't know what's happening today.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. I'm sorry.

[Fortune Feimster]

It's okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm really sorry. Do you want to talk about your movies?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Sure.

[Fortune Feimster]

I can talk about whatever. Whatever. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well. Zootopia.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh my God. $1.8 billion.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is that it?

[Annie]

Whoa.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's it? It's still in the theaters right now.

[Zach Noe Towers]

That's crazy.

[Fortune Feimster]

It's like the biggest it in Hollywood. In China. That's from Hollywood.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you were saying to me earlier that it's because of your participation in the movie.

[Fortune Feimster]

Me being a beaver right now.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you think there Will be. I would imagine there would be a part three.

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, there will be at the end of the. The end. End of the movie. It teases that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Will you please tell me you'll be involved?

[Fortune Feimster]

I hope so. I don't know yet. I mean, you know, these take, like, seven years to make.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why taking so long?

[Fortune Feimster]

Five to five to seven.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Animation does take a long time.

[Fortune Feimster]

It takes forever. There was 700 people that worked on Zootopia 2.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, it's a. It was a big movie.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oscar has some Funko Pops that he would love you to sign.

[Fortune Feimster]

I would love to sign this.

[Jeff Lewis]

We're trying to get him out of debt. And you know that we can buy some right now. A Funko Pop signed by Fortune. Feimster goes for 240.

[Fortune Feimster]

No, seriously? Good.

[Jeff Lewis]

So he paid 15. If you sign it, he can sell it. You know, make almost $500.

[Fortune Feimster]

I would love to do that for Oscar. Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

And that. That pays off 15% of his debt?

[Fortune Feimster]

Absolutely. I'll send as many as he wants.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Thank you. That's very sweet of you. And then. Oh, you don't have a Funko Pop.

[Annie]

Oh, you can sign his butt sticker.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're not mainstream enough.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Wow. But I. I can sell a whole pic for, like, a thousand dollars. So where are we at now?

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm filming a movie right now in la and we keep getting paparazzi because it's with Kim Kardashian. So I keep getting photographed behind dumpsters and all these random places.

[Jeff Lewis]

That movie is called Fifth Wheel.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's the working title. It'll probably change.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then. How long have you been filming that?

[Fortune Feimster]

We are a month in, I think, or about. About four weeks. Three and a half. Four weeks. It's with Nikki Glaser, Kim Kardashian and Brenda Song and myself.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then did you finish. Did you wrap the Will Ferrell movie?

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, that one's a TV show that'll be out sometime later this year on Netflix. And then I'm excited about both, but I think you're going to love the Will Ferrell one.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now also, you. So crushing it is. That is your special that streams it streaming on Netflix, which I've seen. Yeah. Now there's Taking Care of Biscuits Comedy Tour. Have I seen that?

[Fortune Feimster]

You have not seen that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

I'll be doing a show in L. A. Probably, like in the fall. Okay, I'll let you know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. And then I have the dates. You're not going to cancel on people, are you?

[Fortune Feimster]

I know. I am so sorry. I had to do that. But, yeah, I'm in New York this Saturday at the Beacon if anybody needs a Valentine's Day little thing to do. San Diego, Oklahoma City. Where else am I? Oh, I know I have to apologize to San Antonio, Texas, and Portland, Maine. I did cancel on them a couple times, but I am getting to those couple of times.

[Annie]

There's someone on the line that says she can't wait to see you in San Antonio.

[Fortune Feimster]

I know. Cynthia, did you just cancel? No, I had to reschedule. It's because of this. These projects were back to back. I only had two weeks in between the project.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Also, I'm with her for San Antonio.

[Annie]

That's right.

[Zach Noe Towers]

And then two. And then.

[Fortune Feimster]

And then you're. We just out of Dallas.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I think I'm Dallas.

[Fortune Feimster]

Little Rock, Arkansas. Des Moines, Toronto, a bunch of places. Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Rochester, Minnesota. I'm Detroit. I'm everywhere.

[Jeff Lewis]

Zacky, I hope you know that all of. All of my advice is coming out of love. You're very invested in your career.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I feel that 100%.

[Jeff Lewis]

And your talent.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Thank you so much. Wait, wait, I. Did you say that I'd make a better host than comedian? Is that what the vibe was?

[Jeff Lewis]

That's not what I said.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I just have this gut instinct, intuition, because I have seen you as a host, and you. I mean, you're really good, and I was on your podcast and the whole thing, and I really feel like that is a trajectory. Your only career.

[Fortune Feimster]

Totally.

[Jeff Lewis]

It is one of your careers.

[Fortune Feimster]

Totally.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I appreciate that.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. He has great energy.

[Annie]

You show us a game show.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Oh, that'd be fun.

[Jeff Lewis]

He is. He's, like, fun and light and people like you. You're likable.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. So you want, like, my. You want. You, like, be hosting my white.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, see, that's where you need to.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Like my furry.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are we seeing. Okay. Are we seeing. Are we seeing Scream 7?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yes. Let's go.

[Jeff Lewis]

When does it come out?

[Zach Noe Towers]

It comes out the 27th, but it. We could see it the 26th because it always comes out, like, Thursday before.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, but do we have to go to CityWalk?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Is that what we're going to City Walk?

[Fortune Feimster]

And I loved it.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Oh, CityWalk is in. It's all recliners.

[Annie]

I just went there. It was actually.

[Fortune Feimster]

It is great park.

[Annie]

And the parking was easy. We go to Grove.

[Zach Noe Towers]

We go to Grove.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where do I park? Park in the Jurassic park lot. Park. I hate that.

[Fortune Feimster]

That part is annoying, for sure. Go. He'll. He'll go to the Grove.

[Jeff Lewis]

Grove is so easy. Just pulling the valet the guy knows me. He leaves my car up front. It's like seven steps to the theater.

[Fortune Feimster]

We go to the Cheesecake Factory at

[Jeff Lewis]

the I love Cheesecake Factory.

[Fortune Feimster]

Good. I signed up for their membership club so I could get a free piece of cheesecake.

[Zach Noe Towers]

That's worth it. It's like $12.

[Fortune Feimster]

It's worth the 30 emails a day.

[Jeff Lewis]

That table, can we order a bunch of things for the table? Can try different things.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, of course.

[Zach Noe Towers]

You just did that. You went like this.

[Jeff Lewis]

You did that.

[Zach Noe Towers]

You did it. Play back the tape.

[Jeff Lewis]

Jesus. Okay, so the 26th. What day is that?

[Annie]

That's the Thursday.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, we're gone.

[Annie]

No, we're actually.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Where? You're, where are you gone? Wait a minute.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hold on. Annie.

[Fortune Feimster]

I thought you were talking about March. Sorry, why would we talk about March?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah, what month is it right now?

[Fortune Feimster]

Whatever. Turn my mic off.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Oh, my God. America's going to fall in love with these, Danny.

[Annie]

For sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

I, I, I think so, yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, it's just, but it's just taken

[Jeff Lewis]

a while for people to catch on.

[Fortune Feimster]

Don't hate me.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Oh, no.

[Fortune Feimster]

Today's obviously a big teasing day. I love it.

[Zach Noe Towers]

When is it not just not a big teasing day Today?

[Fortune Feimster]

Shut today, Zach. He never does it. Don't gaslight me, Zach.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right. February. That's a, That's a Thursday.

[Zach Noe Towers]

February 26th.

[Jeff Lewis]

We have to buy tickets, though. Do we? Do we do it now?

[Zach Noe Towers]

I'll get them.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Zach Noe Towers]

If you can commit.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm committing.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Thursday night.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do I have been rod that night? It doesn't matter. I'm only gone for two hours.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Just bring her. Bring her.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

Scream.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Kidding.

[Jeff Lewis]

We can buy the tickets.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Lips are moving. I'm telling a joke.

[Jeff Lewis]

Let me, Let us buy the tickets because then we can invite chumps.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't want you painting.

[Annie]

Should we buy a whole theater?

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Hilarious.

[Jeff Lewis]

How much does that cost?

[Annie]

I thought someone told us you can do it for like, 400 bucks.

[Jeff Lewis]

But not on the 26th movie.

[Fortune Feimster]

Like in the theater. I thought, I thought you have to, like, put your own movie. You don't need to invite that many people.

[Annie]

Should we just watch something else?

[Jeff Lewis]

We just need a couple rows for chumps.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Well, if you want a couple rows, you gotta jump on it now because it'll be filling up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Do you have a particular area of the theater that you'd like to sit?

[Zach Noe Towers]

I'm middle. Middle. Middle.

[Annie]

He's a side. I have a.

[Jeff Lewis]

So, like, front row or second row of the second section?

[Fortune Feimster]

Yes, middle of the middle.

[Zach Noe Towers]

That is Ideal.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, fine.

[Fortune Feimster]

What are we wearing to the theater? Are we dressing athleisure cute sweat sets or are we dressing like knives? Now, I know I haven't been here in a minute.

[Jeff Lewis]

Portrait looks at her, she goes, wow, you guys.

[Fortune Feimster]

What are we wearing? What are we gonna be wearing to the groom? What's our color scheme? Are we doing, like, sweatpants or are we, like, dressing up?

[Annie]

When we watched a movie at Zach's house, she told me we were doing athleisure, and so I wore sweats, which I never do. And then you showed up in a nice outfit. So I'm glad we're gonna have this conversation.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't think we should do. Cause we're going to Cheesecake Factory before.

[Annie]

Cannot wear sweats to a Cheesecake Factory.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Oh, my God. We can do, like, chic Athleisure.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, you can. As a girl. But I don't think we should.

[Annie]

No.

[Fortune Feimster]

Everyone has their Lululemon. Have fun.

[Zach Noe Towers]

We do aloe.

[Annie]

We wear aloe.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, do you want to go or are you working?

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm probably working.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, well, we're gonna have a bunch of shoes.

[Annie]

That's a great answer.

[Fortune Feimster]

I mean, I'll look, but chances are I am filming.

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[Fortune Feimster]

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[Zach Noe Towers]

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[Zach Noe Towers]

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[Jeff Lewis]

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[Zach Noe Towers]

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[Fortune Feimster]

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[Jeff Lewis]

I forgot what I was gonna ask you. Oh no, I. I was gonna ask you. Scream 7 is sold out on the 26th. Yes, I've heard the the shows are not listed yet for the 27th.

[Annie]

Right. Zach was saying that'll even be worse. Those will.

[Zach Noe Towers]

It's not listed yet.

[Fortune Feimster]

Really? I'm going back to the movies though.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Well, that is like an event like Scream has such a big fan base.

[Jeff Lewis]

So what do we do? We just keep checking when the tickets go on sale.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Are they really not?

[Fortune Feimster]

What?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Wow. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you can set an alert on

[Fortune Feimster]

the app anywhere or just at the grow.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Probably AMC if they. If AMC doesn't have them listed yet.

[Jeff Lewis]

But is there other places that we should check aside from the Grove? Do you want to go to Century City I or Is that just as crazy?

[Zach Noe Towers]

CityWalk.

[Annie]

You love it. That's far from you.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Okay, okay, I. I'll go there. No, I'll be the bigger person.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'll go there. And I like some of their restaurants there.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Oh, and they.

[Annie]

They have.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Oh, Margaritaville, Bubba Gumps.

[Fortune Feimster]

Ooh, which one should we go to?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, they don't have Cheesecake Factory.

[Fortune Feimster]

They don't.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where would we go raising canes, though.

[Fortune Feimster]

You gotta go somewhere with abs.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, that's like a lunch restaurant.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Actually, City CityWalk doesn't have great restaurants.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay?

[Zach Noe Towers]

They have a lot of fast food. They have Taco Bell.

[Jeff Lewis]

We need to go to the Grove.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Pizza Hut or Scent. Taco Bell's delicious.

[Jeff Lewis]

I like Taco Bell, but I don't want Century City.

[Fortune Feimster]

Mall's nice, too. Century City's great.

[Jeff Lewis]

Century City.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Let's do Century City then.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm fine with that, but we're gonna get an alert.

[Annie]

Well, I don't have the app. I have to get the app.

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, I'll.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I'll keep my eyes peeled for that.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, but just let us know. We'll buy the tickets right away. Okay, okay, I will.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I will.

[Jeff Lewis]

What do you think I should get, like, a dozen?

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, yeah, just do it, daddy.

[Zach Noe Towers]

A dozen?

[Jeff Lewis]

How many people are you bringing? Oh, Kevin Sullivan.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Great question.

[Jeff Lewis]

Kevin Sullivan.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

Kevin's a good movie watcher.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Heaven. Oh, Evan. Evan loves scary movies.

[Jeff Lewis]

Kevin.

[Annie]

Kevin and Elvin, they have.

[Fortune Feimster]

The next name has to rhyme.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Devin. I'll find. I'll make Devin find a Devin. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Zach Noe Towers]

We can figure it out.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you want me to get three for you?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah. But also, I'm happy to see this with the chump crew. I don't need to bring people. I can be in the chump family.

[Jeff Lewis]

I feel like Kevin is a chump. He's got a comment. Of course.

[Fortune Feimster]

Of course.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Of course.

[Fortune Feimster]

Maybe not Evan.

[Jeff Lewis]

Maybe not Evan. But we gotta bring Kevin. You're right. No Evan. But we'll bring Kevin.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Zach Noe Towers]

So true.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, Evan hasn't been on the show.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Show?

[Annie]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

He actually gave him the meta glasses, remember?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I did.

[Fortune Feimster]

He won a game and they got those meta glasses.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, he did?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah. There are.

[Annie]

How come you can see it and I can't?

[Zach Noe Towers]

February 27th.

[Fortune Feimster]

It's a snow.

[Annie]

Boo. Boo.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Your Shane is slipping up because.

[Jeff Lewis]

What did you just find?

[Annie]

What am I supposed to do? I'm on the AMC website.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Well, you're using it wrong.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, so what do we. Where do we go?

[Zach Noe Towers]

AMC app.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where were you going, Chad?

[Fortune Feimster]

GPT.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Are you in the app don't install.

[Jeff Lewis]

You should have that anyway.

[Annie]

I don't go to the movies.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you buy tickets for me every other other week.

[Zach Noe Towers]

God. Do you not have AMCA list? I'm not a brand rep. It is 25amonth. It's four movies a week for free because you go. So if you go once, it pays for itself.

[Annie]

You do go once a month.

[Jeff Lewis]

What is wrong with you today?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Get him on AMC A list, and I'll add him to my entourage, and then I can book for you.

[Fortune Feimster]

Hey, gay, Stop fighting. Jesus. You're working, too. Let's keep it together.

[Howard]

No, we're not.

[Annie]

Zach has good advice.

[Zach Noe Towers]

God, I'm really worked up.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't understand. I don't like the AMC A list. We're joining.

[Annie]

And then we join Zach's entourage.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yes. And then we can book for each other. Oh, I go. I'm gonna bring Jeff to this. I'm gonna bring Shane to this. And I book all of our seats in the app, and it's free.

[Jeff Lewis]

Holy shit.

[Fortune Feimster]

It is.

[Zach Noe Towers]

This is stressing me out more than my career advice, if I'm being honest.

[Fortune Feimster]

There's a lot of twigs snapping here today. Crickets. Crickets. Crickets.

[Annie]

I'm perfectly intact. I'm perfectly intact. I'm getting more information.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I don't get the twig snapping thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, that's a reference to the first hour.

[Annie]

Oh, if you were on the first hour.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, yeah, we did. We weren't. We were all pinging hair.

[Zach Noe Towers]

We were gabbing.

[Fortune Feimster]

I was eating a cinnamon bun or something.

[Jeff Lewis]

Fortune. You were very dismissive of Annie before we went to the break. But she did.

[Fortune Feimster]

That was not dismissive.

[Jeff Lewis]

She did have a question, and we did not answer her.

[Fortune Feimster]

You had a question?

[Annie]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

What the fuck are we wearing to the movies? I was just doing Annie's voice.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know, but no one answered her question.

[Annie]

Well, no. Now, if we're going to Century City.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

You got to level up.

[Zach Noe Towers]

It's a classic. Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God. We could get the tablitas at Javier's.

[Annie]

Yeah.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

You can't wear sweats to the.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, not to Javier's.

[Annie]

Okay. But there is a thing. I'm gonna have to look it up because I've talked to them before where if you have over a certain amount of people, you have to do, like, a whole, like, contract with them, and there's, like, a food and beverage like that. You have to. If you have too many people. So we have to be under that limit.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. So you need to think about about

[Annie]

this, I'm gonna call.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's the limit?

[Annie]

I forget. But we were over it last time

[Jeff Lewis]

we did this when we saw Gotta get the Tablita. I never go with enough people to get the Tablita.

[Fortune Feimster]

I've never been to Javier.

[Annie]

What?

[Jeff Lewis]

What is wrong with you?

[Annie]

Cancel your show that night.

[Fortune Feimster]

I know, I. If I do. If. If for some reason I get off filming early, I'll join at Javier's.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'll just leave you next to a ticket. I'll leave an extra ticket. How much are they? 20 bucks or something.

[Fortune Feimster]

But I am probably filming. I will check my actual schedule. Digital and like. So you're lying. No. I have on my. My calendar if I'm off by a certain time, but it's currently not on my calendar. But I need to double. So there's nothing on your calendar, but you're telling us that you have something? No, I am. I am filming that day.

[Jeff Lewis]

Here she comes. She's coming for Fortune. That's not gonna go well for you.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I just.

[Fortune Feimster]

I will kill you.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, the fans will come. They'll come for her.

[Fortune Feimster]

No, I am. I'm filming for the next five weeks. Weeks? Monday through Friday, almost all day into the night.

[Annie]

Why are.

[Jeff Lewis]

You don't have to justify anything.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I know you don't.

[Jeff Lewis]

And by the way, the Swift piece, that's nothing compared to Fortune's fans.

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm not coming for her.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I'm just trying.

[Fortune Feimster]

She's not coming to our party.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah, you did. Annie is.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's your Instagram? Cuz people are going to want to comment.

[Fortune Feimster]

Comment. I know, right? Annie. Annie was. Deserved that because I did do her voice. So it was a.

[Jeff Lewis]

It is a pretty good impression.

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm pretty. I'm pretty good at.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, where were you when you woke up in a hotel room and your hotel room was flooded?

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, that was in Salt Lake City.

[Jeff Lewis]

Tell me everything.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, it wasn't that big of a deal. Where was I staying? Le Meridian. I woke up and I. It was a two room room, so

[Jeff Lewis]

I was in a suite.

[Fortune Feimster]

That would be what it's called.

[Jeff Lewis]

Nice try. Oh, and this happened to be. There happened to be just two rooms and two bathrooms in a kitchen.

[Fortune Feimster]

I went to. Into the other room to get water and I felt water on my feet. I was like, that's weird. I didn't think anything about it. I went back to bed and then I went back in there and there was water all over the floor in there. And I called them like, hey, I think my room's leaking. But I couldn't see where it was coming from. And, like, for three hours passed and no one came. And I was like, I don't know if this room is flooding or not. And then finally someone came, and it turned out the upstairs room was flooding into my room.

[Jeff Lewis]

So your carpet was all wet?

[Fortune Feimster]

It was hardwood. Hardwood. Thankfully.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, did you have anything on the floor that got damaged?

[Fortune Feimster]

No. And they came with a shop. A shop vac.

[Jeff Lewis]

And vacuumed the water up?

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, and vacuumed it up. And then in the shower, the water was coming through. There was a big bubble.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you change rooms?

[Fortune Feimster]

They didn't have another suite.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, so you'd rather have a flooded suite than a regular room? I understand that.

[Zach Noe Towers]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

They could be so claustrophobic, those regular rooms.

[Fortune Feimster]

Little rooms.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Is it toilet water, though?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, probably.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Probably, yes.

[Fortune Feimster]

But I had a bathtub, so, you know, you win some, you lose some. And they. And I didn't get any. Any. I didn't complain or anything. I mean, I was like, hey, can you send somebody up there? But I didn't get, like, a discount or anything.

[Zach Noe Towers]

That's crazy.

[Jeff Lewis]

That. That is crazy.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Send a letter.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you'd rather sleep underwater water.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yep.

[Jeff Lewis]

Than be in a regular sized room?

[Fortune Feimster]

Yep.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Wait, what do you even do with the other room?

[Fortune Feimster]

I needed Doug to send a tier two letter.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, how is Doug's surgery? Did he recover?

[Annie]

Oh, he told us that he's alive and that he lived through it.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, good. What?

[Annie]

So that's step one.

[Fortune Feimster]

What did he have?

[Jeff Lewis]

Kidney stone. But they had to. They had to do. How did they do it?

[Annie]

They did, like, a laser.

[Zach Noe Towers]

A laser on the.

[Jeff Lewis]

Too big to pass, so they had to break it up, so he had to go under.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's a big.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then it's. Who's picking him up? Oh, oh, Sal.

[Fortune Feimster]

No, I believe it's called Uber. His friend Rick. You can't Uber. You can't leave in an Uber. Arrive in one. But you can't leave. Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why did he. Did he text you that he's okay?

[Fortune Feimster]

Yes, he did.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you see his picture?

[Fortune Feimster]

I did not get it.

[Jeff Lewis]

We got a picture of him in his gown and his cap.

[Fortune Feimster]

I said, welcome back to consciousness. Oh, Dougie, he's sweet.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Does he get to keep the kidney stone at least?

[Fortune Feimster]

How cute. I mean, they busted it into a million pieces, and he's gonna, like, pee it out in pieces.

[Annie]

If it's successful, then it'll break it up small like. Like sand, and he'll just pee it out and not even know.

[Fortune Feimster]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you see that 28 days later bone temple. Yeah, twice. Did you like it?

[Zach Noe Towers]

Loved it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Was it better than the other 28

[Fortune Feimster]

days later than like the last one?

[Jeff Lewis]

28 years later. Sorry.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I thought it was better.

[Fortune Feimster]

Even with the big dong.

[Jeff Lewis]

I didn't like the last one either.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Let you know there's big dong in this one too.

[Fortune Feimster]

Really?

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, good. Maybe I'll watch it this weekend then.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yes.

[Zach Noe Towers]

We dive deeper into that guy's in the Ralph Fiennes. Yeah, the old like, man with the bone tumble. We dive deeper into his character.

[Fortune Feimster]

That bone tumble and lasso is absurd. I was like this.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Oh, it's a lot of.

[Fortune Feimster]

No, but like whoever built it. Oh, I know.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

It looked like it was like you. Like it was not structurally sound. Structurally. I had a lot of notes.

[Jeff Lewis]

So.

[Zach Noe Towers]

So the 20 a lesbian and you was like.

[Fortune Feimster]

That wouldn't hold. Sheila would never.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you strongly suggest the 28 years later bone Temple.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Bone temple.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, you're right. The other one was just.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, it looks stupid.

[Zach Noe Towers]

It was really good. And it had a lot of humor in it. Like there were a lot of funny moments.

[Jeff Lewis]

Our little twink over here, Shani has not seen Weapons.

[Annie]

What?

[Fortune Feimster]

It's streaming.

[Jeff Lewis]

What are you doing?

[Fortune Feimster]

It's streaming.

[Annie]

I know. I keep saying Broken Eye will watch it.

[Zach Noe Towers]

And apparently there's gonna be a Gladys film. Gladys is the red haired, you know, character.

[Jeff Lewis]

They cannot make it fast enough.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I know. Zach Kreger, Heated Barbarian.

[Jeff Lewis]

I hope it doesn't take as long as Zootopia 3.

[Zach Noe Towers]

What if it was animated?

[Jeff Lewis]

700 people.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Gladys cartoon witch.

[Fortune Feimster]

Highest grossing movie.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, because of you.

[Fortune Feimster]

Of all animation of all time.

[Annie]

Is that.

[Fortune Feimster]

Wow. It's the highest grossing animated film.

[Annie]

That's wild off Frozen.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yes, that's right.

[Fortune Feimster]

It be frozen.

[Annie]

Let it go.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, do you want to. Do you want to, um, shop for furniture with me? Cause I feel like I don't want to just pick stuff and have it delivered.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, I think.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then you hate it. And then I have to take it.

[Fortune Feimster]

I think I were chatting. We picked a day.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Can I go? Can I come?

[Fortune Feimster]

It doesn't matter.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I don't have to.

[Jeff Lewis]

You said. No, no. I'm just. I'm just trying to figure out like the value added. Is there. Is there any value added?

[Fortune Feimster]

He is good at comfort. You know, we gotta go for comfort. So Zach's good at sitting on things.

[Annie]

Yeah.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Never mind. I don't wanna go anymore. I thought it'd just be a cute family day with mom and dad, but I guess not. I want you thanks, Shane.

[Fortune Feimster]

I do too.

[Jeff Lewis]

Maybe another time.

[Annie]

Maybe.

[Jeff Lewis]

Maybe when you're ready for furniture.

[Fortune Feimster]

I really want my house look cute.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Annie]

I love your house.

[Fortune Feimster]

And I want. Oh, thank you. And I want it to have some personality too. Like little pops of color here and there. What color? Well, we're doing what we're doing what, earth tones.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

And then like some pops. I don't know.

[Annie]

What should we wear? Shopping. Green.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. What should we wear Shopping?

[Annie]

Annie.

[Fortune Feimster]

Figure it out.

[Jeff Lewis]

How's the gun club going?

[Zach Noe Towers]

I haven't been back, but I did go to a gun range.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know you did.

[Fortune Feimster]

Do.

[Zach Noe Towers]

We talked about this? I'm a good shot.

[Fortune Feimster]

Really?

[Zach Noe Towers]

I shot this bitch in the heart like eight times.

[Fortune Feimster]

First time she go female.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Well, okay. Unfortunately, one of the two things I picked, one of the two cutouts was a woman like this and a criminal holding her. And I shot her a bunch. Get away from my madness.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't think you're a good shot. I don't think you're a good shot shot. If you kill the hostage.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Zach Noe Towers]

I don't know. Now he and I are free to do whatever we wanted.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you. You aim to. I mean, shoot to kill.

[Zach Noe Towers]

You're not.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're not looking to maim anyone?

[Fortune Feimster]

No. You didn't even go for a kneecap.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Well, they don't have knees on those posters. But yeah, I guess so. I guess.

[Jeff Lewis]

I guess if someone is in our home, we want to kill them. Because they'll go to jail for, you know, six months and they'll come out and they'll come back for us.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Totally.

[Annie]

Scream seven, hell below.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Definitely. Definitely. I do kind of want to. I. It had. It did make me want to buy a gun more.

[Annie]

Where was the range geographically?

[Fortune Feimster]

Louisiana.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Downtown, Los Angeles. Kind of near the.

[Jeff Lewis]

I need to become comfortable near the Fashion district.

[Annie]

Oh, okay.

[Zach Noe Towers]

It was.

[Fortune Feimster]

So what did you wear?

[Zach Noe Towers]

What did I wear? I think I wore my own merch. So I had a picture of my butt on my body.

[Annie]

With men with guns.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah. Yeah. And they loved it.

[Jeff Lewis]

We would have made you the target.

[Fortune Feimster]

We really covered some topics today.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, we sure did. But no. Do you. You have any interest in owning a gun?

[Annie]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Cuz you live alone now. I don't have.

[Fortune Feimster]

We talked about it. I don't own anything of. I'm the most valuable.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yeah, you're lying.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's it.

[Zach Noe Towers]

You're lying.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't have any fancy stuff in my house anymore.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you have. Here's the thing. Here's the problem. You have a fancy house and A fancy car. So they don't know you have no furniture. Do you know what I'm saying?

[Fortune Feimster]

House is literally empty.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's literally empty. She has, like, one sofa.

[Fortune Feimster]

Someone came in there, they'd be like,

[Zach Noe Towers]

oh, like a frat guy lives here.

[Annie]

It's the smallest rug you've ever seen.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't own anything of value. Like, every T shirt is, like, eight years old.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, they. I mean, I think it's probably not a good idea to rob a lesbian. Unless it's a lipstick lesbian.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. And.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then she'll have the bags and she'll have the jewelry.

[Fortune Feimster]

There's no lipstick there anymore, so.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right. So it's just point. There's just literally nothing.

[Fortune Feimster]

All that stuff has left my house.

[Jeff Lewis]

Let's take line five. Howard from Boston. Hey, Howard.

[Howard]

Oh, my God, Jeffrey, I have been calling you for a year.

[Jeff Lewis]

I have not seen your call at all. Howard. I would. I always take your call.

[Howard]

I know. I was a little taken back because you and I on 22 March, and I called to issue a happy birthday last year. But today I have a question for you. What did you do to that sweet, innocent girl, Annie? Annie has become. And I mean this in a good way. She is such a bitch.

[Fortune Feimster]

Annie. Thank you, Howie.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, ask Jameson, because he has his theory.

[Fortune Feimster]

You know, Howard, every egg spoils at Jeff Lewis Live.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow, she did start off so nice. Yeah, she started off so nice and so sweet, Howard.

[Fortune Feimster]

I wanted to sink my teeth in. Now I can be myself.

[Howard]

Do you know. Do you know, Jeff, how famous you've made me?

[Jeff Lewis]

Seriously?

[Howard]

Seriously. I made an announcement. I work at a national home improvement center. I made an announcement over the phone, and I started walking away from the desk, and a lady pulled me aside, said, did you make that announcement? I'm like, yeah. She goes, you're not Howard from Boston, are you?

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Fortune Feimster]

She heard that voice of yours.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, we. You and I go way back.

[Fortune Feimster]

And she's like, I'm a chump. Yeah. I'm an og.

[Howard]

Chomped Up Allen.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yep.

[Fortune Feimster]

Howard, I'm a jump.

[Jeff Lewis]

You've. You've watched these people come and go.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Have you met Howard in the flesh?

[Howard]

Oh, yeah, I don't think.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Have y' all met?

[Howard]

No, we haven't had the opportunity. My husband won't go to California.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Uhoh.

[Jeff Lewis]

When you go to Phoenix? We'll be in Phoenix on March 2026.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, that's a good club. We'll be in New York.

[Annie]

Maybe I can come to Phoenix. It'll be really good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Howard. If you and your husband. You. I mean, look, you've been listening for years and years and years. If you and your husband.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Go.

[Jeff Lewis]

Go. You can buy the VIP. But then what I'll do is I'll give you VVIP.

[Fortune Feimster]

Whoa.

[Jeff Lewis]

So we're. We already sold out the 100, but I'll just give you two. I'll give you two more.

[Fortune Feimster]

You guys can come in. Go to Phoenix, bud.

[Howard]

You know what?

[Annie]

I will.

[Howard]

I will call. I will talk to him tonight about it.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, let me know. And then Oscar, you all. We always have to take Howard's call. Always take Howard's call.

[Annie]

Priority.

[Jeff Lewis]

I feel like I haven't seen these on the board. But you're right about Annie. She is a big but. But we love her. We do love her. Or I do. The listeners don't, but I do.

[Fortune Feimster]

Slays it.

[Howard]

Yeah, you slay, girl. You're welcome.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you. Howard, is it true that when you are. I don't know if you're dating right now, but I did hear something. Maybe it's from Kian that you said that hands are important to you.

[Fortune Feimster]

Hands are important to every lesbian.

[Jeff Lewis]

I didn't know this. This is a lesbian thing.

[Fortune Feimster]

What do you think? Lesbian? What do you think we're working with here?

[Zach Noe Towers]

It's the sex toy. It's the.

[Jeff Lewis]

I never. Honestly, I never even thought about that.

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, you need to think about us more.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow. I never thought about that. I thought you girls use toys.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Wait, where?

[Fortune Feimster]

Where also happens.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Where do our hands rank?

[Fortune Feimster]

Your hands are longer than mine. You're a good lesbian.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yes.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. Yeah. We.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Look out, girls.

[Fortune Feimster]

This is what you're working with. Here I come. I'm scared.

[Jeff Lewis]

So when you look at. So when you look at a woman, is hair important? Is teeth important? Besides, are you just focusing on the hands?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, I don't even look at anyone's hands.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Hair and teeth. Is it like a dog show? Let me see in here.

[Fortune Feimster]

It would be the overall vibe of someone.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

All the things.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, men are obviously more, you know.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. Y' all are into the wieners. Y' all like to.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't think it's the first thing,

[Annie]

though it is for Jameson.

[Fortune Feimster]

See, it is resolved like a bull.

[Zach Noe Towers]

My. I have a heat seeking missile.

[Fortune Feimster]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

But that. Is that the first thing you look at? Like, I look at height.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

I look at face.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Yes, yes, yes. And you're right. Teeth, lips, eyes. But it's so fast. You know, you look at someone, you go, yay or nay.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know what? Else is really important to me.

[Fortune Feimster]

An energy thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'll tell you what is a deal. Killer voice.

[Zach Noe Towers]

Point at Jameson.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, I thought you were pointing it at. Hey, Jeff. Can't wait to go on this date.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. No, no. Voice is important.

[Fortune Feimster]

You don't like the more effeminate voice?

[Jeff Lewis]

It's just like the high voice that sounds like a woman.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay, he's homophobic.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I'm not. Voice is important.

[Zach Noe Towers]

My voice. My voice is.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, is a voice important to you?

[Annie]

Yeah, because I don't want someone to sound more queenie than me.

[Jeff Lewis]

You don't care?

[Zach Noe Towers]

No, of course I don't like. I don't like myself or my voice.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, no, no. I mean, when you meet someone.

[Zach Noe Towers]

No. Yeah, obviously, if a guy has a bass voice that makes you my. Like my butt rumble. I'm gonna lean towards it.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is a good time to end this show. He didn't wild. He did not hear a single word we said.

[Fortune Feimster]

We came full circle journey.

[Jeff Lewis]

A butt rumble.

[Fortune Feimster]

A butt makes my butt rumble is one of the wildest.

[Zach Noe Towers]

When a guy so hot your butt starts doing more.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, we gotta. We gotta end this. Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Ladd every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app.

[Fortune Feimster]

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[Jeff Lewis]

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