
Garcelle Beauvais, Loni Love, & Shane Douglas join Jeff Lewis in Los Angeles.
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Jeff Lewis
For the last is a decade, you've been covering disasters.
Garcelle Beauvais
That's right. That's why he's here.
Announcer
The math ain't mathing and the gay ain't gayin'.
Jeff Lewis
Later. You're gonna need to do maintenance.
Announcer
Why? To be attractive. For who?
Jeff Lewis
Oh, for.
Garcelle Beauvais
Jeff Lewis has Issues.
Jeff Lewis
Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, Garcelle Bouvet and Loni Love join the show. We talk about graduation, talent shows, questionable biting, and hot truckers. Good morning, my girl.
Loni Love
Good morning.
Garcelle Beauvais
I was so happy that you're gonna be here.
Loni Love
I was like. They was like, are you good with Garcelle? I said, of course. We can sketch up everything.
Jeff Lewis
Wait, who asked you that? Kim?
Producer/Assistant
I did. When I booked her. I was like, I just want to make sure we're all friends.
Jeff Lewis
I guess we assumed. Because you worked on the real season seven and eight.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
We assumed you were friends, but we don't. I guess we know.
Garcelle Beauvais
No, we are. Good.
Loni Love
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. Because, Lonnie, you've already been. There's been a little bit of shade. Basically, you feel that Garcelle gets special treatment here at Jeff Lewis all the time.
Loni Love
All the time?
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah.
Loni Love
Like, literally. You guys are like, pulling out all the, like, breakfast.
Producer/Assistant
Seriously, There's a video team?
Loni Love
No, it's a video. We got.
Garcelle Beauvais
There was a countdown. Is this a sitcom?
Loni Love
It's five cameras. What's happening? I come. I don't get this.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, my God.
Loni Love
They actually speak to you. Jeff came and spoke to you. He did.
Jeff Lewis
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to ignore you. I was just so excited to see Garcelle.
Loni Love
He was like, oh. I'm like, I'm here. I'm. Hello. Oh, hi, Lonnie.
Garcelle Beauvais
Hi.
Loni Love
It's crazy.
Garcelle Beauvais
We love you, Lonnie.
Loni Love
Oh, I love you, too.
Jeff Lewis
You know, maybe it's because Garcelle has not been here for two years.
Garcelle Beauvais
I get in trouble for that.
Loni Love
What happened?
Garcelle Beauvais
I don't know what happens. I think my people just do things formally. And I know people just show up.
Loni Love
Right.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, that's Shade. That is shade. Already 902.
Announcer
She's like, Shane.
Producer/Assistant
She's like, shane, I got your text. My personal cell. But please, can we loop in the PR and push this down the road for two years? And I was like, okay. Notice.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. No, we have. We have chased Garcelle for two years.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, my God. But let me tell you, I listen to the show. I love the show. I know a little bit about everybody here. And I'm obsessed with Monro.
Announcer
Yes.
Garcelle Beauvais
Like, obsessed.
Producer/Assistant
Of course.
Loni Love
Yeah.
Garcelle Beauvais
She's amazing. And what you do with her is amazing, too.
Jeff Lewis
Thank you, Loni.
Loni Love
I'm not saying nothing. Yes. Whatever she says.
Jeff Lewis
Now, I tried to recruit your boys. One or both.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
For our Nepo baby internship program. However, they both are going to college.
Garcelle Beauvais
We hope.
Jeff Lewis
What do you mean, we hope? It's June.
Garcelle Beauvais
Well, Jade's not going to college. Jade's going to New York. Cause he signed with a modeling agent.
Loni Love
He's a model.
Garcelle Beauvais
So he's starting his career. His modeling career. Jax is going to college.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. So he goes to Santa Barbara. What do you say? We hope. Like, we hope he gets in the car and goes.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah, pretty much.
Jeff Lewis
But he's been accepted.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Garcelle Beauvais
No, he will. But it's also, like, his friends. He wants to get an apartment with his friends. And I don't know if his friends are gonna come through. Like, you know, these kids change their minds. They do things.
Loni Love
Yeah, they do.
Jeff Lewis
But he's going.
Garcelle Beauvais
He's going.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Loni Love
I have faith in Jax. Okay. I do.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Loni Love
I know it's gonna happen.
Garcelle Beauvais
Jax is gonna rule the world.
Loni Love
Definitely.
Jeff Lewis
Just, you know, when is he supposed
Garcelle Beauvais
to go In August.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
And then is Jade going right away to New York?
Garcelle Beauvais
We are going tomorrow to look at apartments. The end of July is when he's supposed to be there. Cause they start casting for New York Fashion Week in September and August. So he's gotta go there for all the go sees.
Announcer
I'm.
Jeff Lewis
So what area does he want to be in in New York?
Garcelle Beauvais
Either the Flatiron or Hudson Yard.
Jeff Lewis
Is that the thing?
Loni Love
Yeah, Hudson Yard.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. And then so you are traveling with your ex husband.
Announcer
Ooh.
Jeff Lewis
Now, how long have you been divorced?
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, my God. A hundred years.
Loni Love
How was it?
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Wow. And so you have obviously not traveled with him.
Loni Love
No, it's a family vacation.
Garcelle Beauvais
No, we go, like, you know, volleyball tournaments, basketball tournaments, but not, like, traveled on a plane.
Jeff Lewis
Are you on the same flight?
Loni Love
Yes. Ask her. Ask her?
Garcelle Beauvais
Her.
Loni Love
Ask her who's sitting where?
Garcelle Beauvais
I'm in first class.
Jeff Lewis
Why don't you just ask her?
Garcelle Beauvais
No, they're not.
Jeff Lewis
Are you serious? Well, you're too famous. You can't be.
Garcelle Beauvais
I'm going for one.
Jeff Lewis
Economy.
Garcelle Beauvais
I know. I like to go in economy. I like to go in economy, but I feel like.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, sure, okay.
Producer/Assistant
We all like it.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, hold on. Wait one second.
Garcelle Beauvais
I'm not Crystal. The lie detector determined that was a lie. You know what I would love?
Jeff Lewis
I love a. Don't you, Shane?
Producer/Assistant
I love a con.
Garcelle Beauvais
I'm saying I would like to date someone new.
Loni Love
Can you imagine Garcelle in economy?
Producer/Assistant
That's. I would retweet in an instant. Hey, guys, let's see.
Loni Love
Garcelle in economy.
Jeff Lewis
Your publicist told you to say that?
Garcelle Beauvais
No, actually, if someone's flying me. Yes. They have to fly me first class.
Loni Love
Right.
Garcelle Beauvais
But if I'm going by myself, I don't want to fly all my kids first class. That's a lot of money.
Loni Love
When was the last time you were in economy?
Jeff Lewis
The 70s.
Garcelle Beauvais
The last time Kim Kardashian went to a supermarket, which apparently she said six years ago. I love it.
Loni Love
I love it.
Jeff Lewis
So, all right. Same flight?
Producer/Assistant
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
You're in first, and then they're right behind me. Okay. You at least got them. You splurged for premium economy?
Garcelle Beauvais
Yes, of course I did.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, fine. So they're in row seven.
Loni Love
Yeah, exactly.
Jeff Lewis
You're in five, and they're in seven.
Loni Love
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Garcelle Beauvais
That's not so bad.
Loni Love
The ex husband is in economy, too.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yes. Oh, he's. Oh, he's very frugal. He's like Crystal.
Loni Love
Oh.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, really?
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah. Very frugal.
Loni Love
All right.
Jeff Lewis
That's weird. There's some weird. I mean, I agree. I try to unpack that with Crystal. I don't get it.
Garcelle Beauvais
I don't get it. She can afford it. Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Like.
Garcelle Beauvais
Well, but it might be a culture thing.
Jeff Lewis
I don't know. I really don't know.
Garcelle Beauvais
Always been that way. Even when we were, you know, working together, she would not splurge for things. And I think sometimes Rob is in first class and she's not.
Loni Love
Oh, wow.
Jeff Lewis
Or it's just, you know, people have different priorities. I used to work for this billionaire.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
And he spent, I swear to God, $3 on his clothes. Like $3. Like, literally would buy them at Costco. Yeah, but he would splurge, like, on trips and dinners and wine and, like, money was no object. But then he just could not wrap his head around buying expensive clothes.
Garcelle Beauvais
That might be the thing.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Garcelle Beauvais
Like my ex will spend on food. Food and travel. But in terms of, like, getting to the destination, he doesn't care.
Jeff Lewis
Now, you went so recently, the boys graduated.
Loni Love
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
And then what? What day was that? Was it two weeks ago? Three weeks ago.
Garcelle Beauvais
Always on Thursdays. One the week before on Thursday. Jax was the week before on Thursday, and then Jade was the following Thursday.
Jeff Lewis
And then how were those graduation ceremonies?
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. What happened? Every. This school is so progressive. Every kid who wanted to perform or wanted to make a speech or wanted to thank their rabbis, they could.
Jeff Lewis
So it was like open mic.
Garcelle Beauvais
It was open mic. We were there from 3:30 to 7:00pm What? Yes. The actual giving of the diplomas took 10 minutes.
Jeff Lewis
Oh.
Garcelle Beauvais
Every kid, they performed. They did piano, they did a flute, some girls just sang together and I mean, it was torture.
Jeff Lewis
It sounds like it.
Garcelle Beauvais
Torture.
Jeff Lewis
They should do the diplomas right from the get go.
Garcelle Beauvais
Thank you.
Jeff Lewis
And if you want to stay, stay.
Loni Love
Yes. Right? Yes.
Garcelle Beauvais
Or do the talent show the night before.
Jeff Lewis
Right.
Garcelle Beauvais
And if your kid's not in it, you don't have to come. But let me tell you how progressive this school is. So Jade comes home one day and he goes, mom, you won't believe what I experienced today. And I go, what? What could it be? He goes, I tried a menstrual cramp simulator.
Announcer
What?
Loni Love
Love it.
Garcelle Beauvais
I said, you did what? He goes, they strapped it on me. It was so painful. And I was like, why would you do that? He goes, I wanted to see what it felt like.
Producer/Assistant
Yeah, I want to do that.
Garcelle Beauvais
No, just to see what it feels.
Producer/Assistant
Just to gain sympathy.
Garcelle Beauvais
Of course. Let me just punch in your stomach without feeling it.
Loni Love
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
I think that's actually kind of a. That's sweet of him to do that.
Loni Love
He's that type of kid.
Garcelle Beauvais
He is that kid. Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
It makes him more sensitive, sympathetic.
Loni Love
She did such a great job raising them. Thank you.
Jeff Lewis
How much are they? I kind of want to buy one.
Producer/Assistant
Oh, you want one?
Loni Love
Oh, here we go.
Jeff Lewis
And we'll just make all of her guesses.
Loni Love
Already got it.
Jeff Lewis
How much?
Producer/Assistant
You can get it on Amazon Prime.
Garcelle Beauvais
Of course you can. Of course you can.
Loni Love
Oh, of course. They're not available.
Jeff Lewis
They sold out. I. Seriously, I want to strap our guests up to it.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, my God.
Loni Love
Wives are purchasing that for their husbands.
Garcelle Beauvais
Exactly.
Jeff Lewis
$30.
Loni Love
Oh, that's afford that.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah, you can do that.
Producer/Assistant
I want the first class.
Loni Love
Just put it on the credit card.
Garcelle Beauvais
First class.
Jeff Lewis
You know, Shane's cash heavy right now since I bought him out of that condo. Oh, and so guess where he said
Garcelle Beauvais
you were renovating it?
Jeff Lewis
Garcelle went south. Went south. So somebody was at the outlets this weekend spending some money.
Producer/Assistant
Of course, Cabazon went in Palm Springs.
Garcelle Beauvais
That's a great one. What'd you get? What you get what you buy?
Producer/Assistant
I was at the Sandro Outlet.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, I love Sandro.
Garcelle Beauvais
Me too.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, this is Sandro Outlet.
Producer/Assistant
I got all my. I actually, this is not from the outlet, but I got a. All my work polos.
Garcelle Beauvais
She's a rich bitch. Yes, she is. Yes, she is.
Jeff Lewis
Now this is crazy. So I texted my dad. I tried to call him, and it went to voicemail. So I texted my dad, happy Father's Day. And then he goes. He's funny because I'm like, checks in the mail. Because he always asked me for money. Even though he has money, he always asks me for money. And I go, checks in the mail. He's like, okay, I'm going to be waiting outside. So I'm waiting for the postman. I go, oh, the mail. Slow down. It's going to take a few days. He's like, I have Zell.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh.
Jeff Lewis
But it was interesting. Cause he didn't take the call. So when he doesn't take the call and he goes to voicemail, I know he's gambling. Because he and my stepmom disappear for, like, two days. And they either go to Vegas or they go to Palm Springs. Cut to. You're shopping.
Producer/Assistant
I'm walking through the outlet mall.
Garcelle Beauvais
No.
Producer/Assistant
And someone, like, tries to grab my phone. So I turn around, I'm like, what? And then I see this, like, crazy old man, like, running away. And I'm like, tom,
Garcelle Beauvais
what are the shams in?
Producer/Assistant
It was Tom and Claudia after their gambling.
Jeff Lewis
Now, I said, cause so if they're shopping, that means they won, right?
Garcelle Beauvais
Right, right, right.
Jeff Lewis
And so what did she have in her hand?
Producer/Assistant
Claudia had a gorgeous new bag from Prada. A summer bag.
Jeff Lewis
So they won big. They won big. Well, they. They bet big, but they must have won big. And they seem. They seemed happy.
Producer/Assistant
Oh, the great mood.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Producer/Assistant
Ecstatic.
Jeff Lewis
So they won at least. Probably 15. Are you up here 15 to 30? Yes, I am. But they're like pros.
Loni Love
Oh, yeah.
Jeff Lewis
They do it.
Garcelle Beauvais
Okay.
Producer/Assistant
They were.
Jeff Lewis
Then they went. They. They hit big.
Producer/Assistant
They had a good Morning.
Jeff Lewis
So I'm now with Doug, having brunch with Doug.
Garcelle Beauvais
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
And I get a picture sent to me from Shane with my dad on Father's Day.
Producer/Assistant
I'm the smartest grandson.
Jeff Lewis
I go, wtf? He's like. He's like. Eddie calls it. He calls my dad Grandpa.
Loni Love
Oh.
Jeff Lewis
Because he tries to borrow money from him. So he's like, grandpa, you're not. I mean, he's not stupid. Well, now you're gonna have to go to Grandpa. Cause I'm. The bank of Jeff is closed.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, is it?
Loni Love
Why?
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, because they gamble with it?
Jeff Lewis
No, because we were in business together. And then Shane decided that he didn't want to be in business anymore, so I bought him out.
Producer/Assistant
So now I'm sending pictures with Grandpa.
Loni Love
Okay, great. Did you have a good Father's Day? Are you okay?
Jeff Lewis
I'm okay.
Loni Love
Okay.
Garcelle Beauvais
And did you have a good Father's Day?
Jeff Lewis
I did. I mean, I wasn't with Monroe. Monroe was with Gage. So I'll see her today.
Garcelle Beauvais
Nice.
Producer/Assistant
You were with Doug.
Jeff Lewis
I was with Doug.
Loni Love
Right.
Jeff Lewis
We had a very nice brunch. And Sharon, his friend Sharon was there and Ty was there. But I have to say, I mean, again, when Gage is nice to me, I will say nothing but nice things about him.
Garcelle Beauvais
Good.
Jeff Lewis
So he said, which was very, very unexpected. Happy Father's Day. Thanks. For what? And how much you provide for Monroe.
Garcelle Beauvais
I love that.
Jeff Lewis
With a little prayer emoji.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, I love that.
Jeff Lewis
And I just. Why are you laughing?
Loni Love
I love it, too.
Jeff Lewis
I couldn't believe it.
Loni Love
I swear. Emoji.
Announcer
We like this vibe.
Garcelle Beauvais
We love this vibe.
Jeff Lewis
Do you think Scott wrote it?
Announcer
It doesn't matter.
Jeff Lewis
He picked up his phone. Scott wrote it.
Announcer
It doesn't matter. We love this.
Jeff Lewis
I think that's very nice.
Garcelle Beauvais
No, I think that's very nice. And it's like. Almost like a white flag. Like we're gonna move forward and be love and co parent beautifully, which is not easy.
Jeff Lewis
And I don't even mind that he sent me pictures of her rash and said that she needs to go to the dermatologist. And I'm like, okay, I'll take care of it. Don't even mind. I don't even mind.
Garcelle Beauvais
Good. Good, good, good. I think that's a nice way to go.
Loni Love
All right.
Garcelle Beauvais
Would you guys ever travel together?
Jeff Lewis
Fuck no.
Loni Love
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
Absolutely not.
Garcelle Beauvais
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
No, no, no, no. I don't see that happening.
Garcelle Beauvais
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
Although, you know, we're really. We've been talking about. Shoot. She turns 10 in October already. She wants earrings. She wants your Ears pierced. So I feel like that is something we absolutely have to do together.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, that's.
Jeff Lewis
So we're kind of this friendly. I think the friendly communication is good because I would. And I think she. Why do you keep laughing?
Announcer
I'm just imagining it going sour and you having to go to pierce one ear and then Gage having to go, in my mind, to pierce the other ear. Like, I could just.
Loni Love
And one is crooked.
Announcer
Yeah.
Loni Love
Like two separate visits, I could just.
Announcer
But I don't want that. This is good. Good things are happening.
Loni Love
Are you gonna go to Claire's?
Garcelle Beauvais
One is a real diamond and the other one's zirconium.
Jeff Lewis
I'm not going to. You're so shady. I am not going to Claire's. I'm getting a lot of DMs from moms. I don't know if we go to a.
Producer/Assistant
Some say the pediatrician or some sort of, like, medical professional. Really?
Jeff Lewis
Some people said tattoo. Like a tattoo.
Producer/Assistant
Tattoo parlor. They have the good way to do it.
Loni Love
I don't know.
Garcelle Beauvais
I don't know. I mean, I was like, three days old. In Haiti, the minute you're born, if you're a girl, you get pierced, like, right away, so you never have a chance.
Loni Love
But my mom did mine.
Garcelle Beauvais
But everybody goes, Claire.
Announcer
Really?
Loni Love
Yeah, it was. Can't you do mine? Back in the day, you just, you know, you light the sewing needle and just push it.
Jeff Lewis
I could never do that and push it through.
Loni Love
And that's how. And I still have them to this day.
Garcelle Beauvais
See, it worked.
Jeff Lewis
So the whole. Never closed. You left the earrings in. Because a lot of these girls, they take the earrings out, they close. You gotta do it again. And I hope she's old enough to take care of it and that we don't have to do it again.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah, I could see her doing that, though.
Loni Love
10 is a good age to do it.
Jeff Lewis
Well, I don't know. We have a sleep. Our very first sleepover on Friday.
Garcelle Beauvais
Really?
Jeff Lewis
And I woke up this morning with,
Garcelle Beauvais
how well do you know this parent?
Jeff Lewis
I do know them. I really like them. They're probably the only ones at our school that I would ever allow.
Garcelle Beauvais
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
They're very responsible. I like that. They only have one child.
Garcelle Beauvais
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
So there's no older brothers. Brothers, friends, no uncles around. Like, they're very lovely couple. I've spent time with them. This is the family to do it with. The only problem is, is that I just keep. Is she too young? Like, is she going to. Like, who's going to tell her to shower? Who's going to tell her to brush her teeth.
Loni Love
It's just one night.
Garcelle Beauvais
It's just one night.
Jeff Lewis
One night.
Garcelle Beauvais
But also, leave your phone on because I've had parents who like the night the kid wants to go home and I can't reach them. And they're crying.
Loni Love
Right?
Jeff Lewis
So here's the problem. Yeah, they're an Upper Bel Air. You know how long it's going to take me to get there?
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, hilarious.
Jeff Lewis
I literally thought about that.
Garcelle Beauvais
I'm like, helicopter.
Loni Love
You know what? She may never come.
Jeff Lewis
And I'm trying to think of, like, the route I would take already. Cause I'm in Hancock Park. That's a drive.
Garcelle Beauvais
That's a drive. That's a drive. Once I had to pick up Jade from a birthday party and they went, what's that? Paintballing? And then they ended up at a friend's house. And so I had to go there. And I had a brand new car. I didn't even know how to turn on my high beams. Luckily, it automatically happened. I was like, wow, this is great. So I'm driving and I'm cussing, like, who lives up here? Just because you're rich, you don't have to live all the way up here. Like curve. I get to the gate, I don't know the code to the gate. I'm waiting for someone to come out, and I'm like, they're not going to give me the code. So finally I saw somebody I recognized. I'm like, do you have the code so I can get in? I pull in, I'm like, there's security outside this house. And Jade comes in the car and I go, whose house is this? He goes, kevin Hart. And I was like, I was cussing him out the whole way up there.
Jeff Lewis
Hilarious when you're up there. I mean, the views are insane, but it's not worth it. Come on and try to go up there at like five o' clock on a Friday. And that's the other thing I'm thinking about. I don't want to drop her off at 5:00 on a Friday. It's gonna take me two hours.
Garcelle Beauvais
I know, but you wanna go and say hi to the family.
Jeff Lewis
I don't.
Loni Love
Yes, well, I know, but you should, Jeffrey. You have to.
Jeff Lewis
I already figured out what I'm gonna do. Summer camp is over at 3. Normally she would come and it's in the Valley. Normally she would come home and then I would drive back to Bel Air and drop her off. But I'm gonna reach out to the mom Is there any way I could drop her off at 3:30 after camp?
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, so you don't have to then.
Jeff Lewis
It's right on my way. So I pick her up in the valley, I go to Bel Air, down the hill to my house. That's what I'm hoping is gonna work out. It's all about me.
Loni Love
I see that as you.
Garcelle Beauvais
I see that. The first time Oliver slept at a friend's house and I picked him up and he goes, mom, we found. We saw a book. And I go, oh, what kind of book? He goes, I don't know, but there was a girl biting a guy's penis.
Loni Love
Oh, what. What book is that?
Jeff Lewis
Where do I get that?
Garcelle Beauvais
I almost hit a tree. So I go, really? I said, I don't know what that is. And I'm thinking, holy shit, she wasn't biting. And so I get home and now I go to call the parents, because I'm like, what did you know? What do you have laying around? And I was hoping to get the mom, but I got the dad. And I was like, uh. Oh. And I'm like, bill. So Oliver just told me
Loni Love
exactly. Names change to Prot.
Garcelle Beauvais
And he goes, you know how those kids are. They find things everywhere. And I was like, no, no, no, no, they don't. No, they don't. Like, you gotta do a better job at hiding it. I guess he must have been like a playboy or Playgirl or. So that was the first sleepover.
Jeff Lewis
It's. By the way, it's racier than Playgirl. And.
Announcer
Yeah.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
I mean, if Hustler. Maybe if she's biting. If she's biting, then it's something else. Yeah, it's Hustler.
Loni Love
Probably see that on their phones today. So I. I don't know.
Garcelle Beauvais
Well, back then there was no cell phone.
Jeff Lewis
Now, speaking of books, you wrote yet another book. This one is called Protecting My Peace at All Costs.
Loni Love
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
Now, audio only.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. And it's three hours long.
Announcer
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Producer/Assistant
It's like.
Garcelle Beauvais
There's so much. There's so much judgment behind this question, Lonnie. Did you feel it? Yes, I did. I was waiting on something, and he's.
Loni Love
Okay, three hours.
Garcelle Beauvais
First of all, that's a good question.
Loni Love
You know how long it takes to protect your peace?
Garcelle Beauvais
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
Apparently, three hours and five minutes.
Loni Love
Yes.
Garcelle Beauvais
Three hours and five minutes. Loni. Yes. First of all, it was suggested. Do you want to do audio only? And I thought, I've already written a book. That takes a long time. Audio doesn't take that much time.
Jeff Lewis
The only problem Is what do we do about the deaf people that want to protect their peace? Did you ever think about that?
Garcelle Beauvais
Is there a braille version?
Loni Love
It could be. They could turn it into braille.
Jeff Lewis
I don't see how.
Garcelle Beauvais
I don't.
Loni Love
Oh, my God.
Garcelle Beauvais
You really had to throw a wrench in there.
Jeff Lewis
I'm just. The first thing I thought was, what about the deaf people that want to read?
Loni Love
Really, Jeff?
Garcelle Beauvais
Really?
Announcer
Just send the file.
Jeff Lewis
You don't realize you're discriminating, but you are. You don't realize it.
Garcelle Beauvais
I am so sorry.
Jeff Lewis
How are the deaf people going to protect their peace at all costs?
Garcelle Beauvais
You know, I don't know. They're gonna have to. I don't know. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness.
Jeff Lewis
Yep. You're stumped.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah.
Loni Love
Now, you could do a transcript and then turn it into.
Garcelle Beauvais
And then Braille.
Loni Love
That's it.
Garcelle Beauvais
There you go, Lonnie.
Loni Love
Yeah, we got it.
Jeff Lewis
You make it sound.
Loni Love
So she call her people. I'll call her people.
Garcelle Beauvais
Wait.
Producer/Assistant
Deaf people don't need braille. Cause they can see.
Loni Love
Oh, oh, oh, sorry. Sorry. Deaf people. Sorry I was horrible.
Garcelle Beauvais
We are horrible.
Loni Love
Well, then, so just do the.
Producer/Assistant
Just. You'll get the book and you need to print it.
Jeff Lewis
You gotta print it so they can read it. Lonnie.
Announcer
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
You don't need any braille.
Garcelle Beauvais
I did audio only.
Loni Love
Okay. Oh, you didn't do any video.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, oh, so they could read lips.
Loni Love
You could. No, you could print the words on a video and they could read it. Knew I was gonna come up with something.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, what about, like, what is it? It's the. The text.
Garcelle Beauvais
More Scott to text.
Producer/Assistant
Oh, hold your phone up to it. Ask Siri. It'll just read it.
Loni Love
Yeah, it'll come up with words.
Jeff Lewis
Voice to text.
Producer/Assistant
Yeah, Talk to text.
Garcelle Beauvais
Well, if they can't hear it, how their voice coming through?
Jeff Lewis
No, they're reading.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, they're reading it.
Jeff Lewis
They're reading it. They're hearing your voice.
Garcelle Beauvais
But it'll print it out.
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, I love that idea.
Loni Love
See, we fixed it.
Garcelle Beauvais
My God. It only took 10 minutes, but I just.
Jeff Lewis
I can't believe that none of this was ever considered.
Garcelle Beauvais
No one considered the deaf people. I'm so sorry.
Jeff Lewis
How many deaf people are in the United States? I bet there's a lot.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, my God.
Jeff Lewis
You bet there's a.
Loni Love
Not listening to this show. I'll tell you that.
Garcelle Beauvais
They're not protecting their peace.
Jeff Lewis
What if we have voice to text? You know, some places have, like, movie theaters. They have caption glasses and cup holder mounted screens.
Loni Love
To look at.
Jeff Lewis
Do they really?
Garcelle Beauvais
While they watch.
Announcer
Really?
Loni Love
Look.
Garcelle Beauvais
You learned something new on the Jeff Lewis show?
Jeff Lewis
Not really. Now, if they're doing all of that, that means there's a lot of deaf people. You're missing a big market.
Announcer
There's 1 million people in America who will not be able to protect their piece.
Loni Love
Oh, no.
Garcelle Beauvais
Y' all are so a lot. That is a lot of people.
Loni Love
One million.
Garcelle Beauvais
My bad. My bad.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, well, yeah.
Loni Love
Voice to text.
Garcelle Beauvais
Voice to text.
Loni Love
We'll do that.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, hilarious.
Jeff Lewis
So you said on the Today show, I'm going to quote you. Oh, that this book is a love letter to women.
Loni Love
Yeah. Lesbian.
Garcelle Beauvais
You know, sometimes I do think about going lesbian. Lesbian.
Loni Love
He's on one today.
Garcelle Beauvais
He is.
Loni Love
And I love it. He's on it. I'm here for it.
Jeff Lewis
I did. I was very honest with you. So I'm dating someone who's truly like one of the nicest people on the planet. I couldn't even get mad at him if I wanted to, if I tried.
Garcelle Beauvais
What long has it been now?
Jeff Lewis
Like a year and a half maybe.
Producer/Assistant
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
So the problem. Here's the problem almost too. I got nobody to fight with. So on Monday morning. And I can't will not pick a fight with him. Cause I don't want to fuck things up. But I come in Monday morning and I said to Shane on the elevator today, I go, I'm bored and I need to start some shit today. And I need. Because I haven't fought with anybody in like two weeks.
Producer/Assistant
I know. And no one's taking the bait so far.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. So I tried to pick a fight with you.
Announcer
Jeff's looking at me, talking to me. Yes. And it was a non starter for me.
Loni Love
Yeah.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah. You squashed it real quick.
Announcer
Yeah. Because we have cameras in today for social purposes. And you said. Well, you didn't tell Garcelle. But we didn't talk about it.
Loni Love
But we did. We talked about it last week. And then he tried to pick one with me. He was like, something about Shay just in a few minutes ago. And I'm like, I'm not. No, I'm not doing this with you, Jeff. I'm here to support my friend garcelle and her GPS.
Jeff Lewis
My goal is to piss you off before 10:00'. Clock.
Loni Love
No, it's not working.
Jeff Lewis
I know.
Loni Love
This is why he's good for you. Because he's going to make you change.
Producer/Assistant
Change.
Jeff Lewis
No, I just think I'm gonna. The thing is, I'm gonna direct my anger elsewhere.
Garcelle Beauvais
How'd you meet that I don't know.
Loni Love
Bar.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh.
Jeff Lewis
After being unhinged for three months.
Loni Love
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
We met at a bar.
Loni Love
How many drinks?
Jeff Lewis
Oh, a lot.
Garcelle Beauvais
Really?
Producer/Assistant
I mean, it was the second location of the evening.
Jeff Lewis
So I already. And I was. Where were we the first time? Roundup. So there was probably a lot of jello shots.
Producer/Assistant
For sure. Chumps love to buy us jello shots.
Jeff Lewis
They love. Chumps love J.
Loni Love
How does he feel?
Jeff Lewis
How does he what?
Loni Love
He's black.
Jeff Lewis
He's. Yes.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah. How does he feel about your celebrity?
Jeff Lewis
I have a question.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
I said the other. I remember last week on the radio, I said half black, half white. And then I realized. Is the correct term biracial?
Loni Love
Yes.
Garcelle Beauvais
No. You can say whatever you want.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. I don't know.
Garcelle Beauvais
I don't say.
Loni Love
It is not fair to the white people in this room, Garcelle. To say that we don't acknowledge that he has a white parent.
Garcelle Beauvais
Well, I say my kids are mixed. I don't say bi.
Jeff Lewis
Are we allowed to say mixed, too?
Loni Love
Yeah. I mean, well, black people. You white people have to say biracial.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, fine.
Loni Love
We say okay. We say mixed.
Garcelle Beauvais
I didn't know there was a thing.
Loni Love
This is different.
Garcelle Beauvais
I also prefer black than African American.
Loni Love
Me, too. Because it's black.
Garcelle Beauvais
It's black.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. Okay, good.
Loni Love
As an African American, you may not be from Africa. So, you know. Or you may not be from America.
Garcelle Beauvais
Right.
Loni Love
So to encompass everybody, we say black.
Garcelle Beauvais
Right.
Loni Love
And when you say half black or biracial. Because he has a white mother.
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Loni Love
And then you're a black mother. So basically, they're mixed.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah.
Loni Love
And this is my TED Talk.
Jeff Lewis
Speaking of black men, please tell me.
Loni Love
Oh, my God.
Jeff Lewis
Six, eight. Oh.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, did you. Go on. Come on, you gotta give him some time.
Loni Love
Look, first of all, Noodles came to town.
Jeff Lewis
I wanna ask you about Noodle City.
Loni Love
Okay. Noodles came to town.
Jeff Lewis
You have to tell Garcelle about Noodles.
Loni Love
Oh, okay. So I met this guy. He's a musician and everything. He's in his 60s. Cause I said. I was telling Jeff, I said, maybe I need to go older. Cause I'm tired of buying PS5s for all my young guys.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, yeah, no, we're not doing that.
Loni Love
And so I met this guy. We hooked up on the ship, and he took me to Noodle City. Straight ramen. Nothing went up. And I was like, I'm done. He says, I'm coming into town. This has been.
Garcelle Beauvais
What do you mean nothing went up?
Loni Love
Nothing. Oh, it's like he didn't take his pills or whatever. And it Was like, good. And then he tried to like, you know. So he's back in the town last week.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah.
Loni Love
But I also have six eight who's currently in town. And it was his birthday, but I went with Noodles because I knew that he was gonna be gone. So we had the whole little shindig. I went to his place.
Jeff Lewis
Noodles, he took a pill.
Garcelle Beauvais
Noodles, he took a pill.
Loni Love
He took a pill. It still didn't work. So I have blocked him. I am done. Done.
Jeff Lewis
Did he take a pill for sure?
Loni Love
I don't know. He said he did. I don't know.
Jeff Lewis
He didn't take enough. He needs 10 milligrams. I could have linked him something up his dose.
Loni Love
I don't have time, Jeff. I don't have time. So now I'm dealing with six eight.
Garcelle Beauvais
Okay?
Loni Love
So it was six eight's birthday. I missed his birthday because I was with Noodles. So now I gotta make it up with 68 and I'll tell you next month what happens.
Jeff Lewis
I cannot believe we were waiting this long to see Six eight's penis.
Loni Love
Every time I'm a busy because I'm traveling. I just don't have.
Jeff Lewis
He's not sent you a dick pic?
Loni Love
No, I don't do that. I don't like that.
Jeff Lewis
I know girls don't like that.
Garcelle Beauvais
They don't like it.
Loni Love
You don't like that.
Jeff Lewis
Dudes do, but girls don't like that.
Loni Love
Send me a picture of your bank account. I want to see.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, your credit report.
Loni Love
That's what I like. You know, wrapped in bait.
Jeff Lewis
I don't like that.
Garcelle Beauvais
No, we don't like it.
Jeff Lewis
I just, I mean, like, what are
Garcelle Beauvais
we supposed to say?
Jeff Lewis
It's just like the Chinese torture system here. It's been months for 6 8. We've been waiting. The whole audience has been waiting.
Garcelle Beauvais
Obviously. Six Eight has been waiting.
Loni Love
Yeah, but we've been in communication. But this is what happens when you're a touring comic. You just. You don't have time, do you? FaceTime.
Garcelle Beauvais
I mean, play around.
Loni Love
What is that gonna do?
Garcelle Beauvais
Well, you can just play around.
Loni Love
I need the real thing.
Garcelle Beauvais
I need the.
Loni Love
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Garcelle Beauvais
Wow.
Jeff Lewis
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Jeff Lewis
Are your standup dates sold out or do you want to promote them?
Loni Love
They're sold out. All of them. This is what happens when you come Jon Jeff Lewis live.
Garcelle Beauvais
That's amazing.
Loni Love
And I'm also getting calls from production. I'm actually like getting, you know, actual production people. So I think people listen to you, but you don't know that they listen to you.
Jeff Lewis
Yes, it's a dirty positive listener. It's a dirty secret shout out closeted listeners. I wish you would tell some of your famous friends though, because you know we have Trouble getting guests. It took two years to get Garcelle.
Garcelle Beauvais
I knew I was gonna come in there.
Loni Love
I knew it.
Garcelle Beauvais
I knew it.
Loni Love
Yeah, I definitely. Yeah, yeah. You gotta come back.
Garcelle Beauvais
I want to come back. I love this show.
Jeff Lewis
You say that and then we chase you down for two years.
Garcelle Beauvais
I do not.
Jeff Lewis
And by the way, no one is a bigger fan of the Black Girl Missing trilogy. No one. No one.
Loni Love
No one.
Jeff Lewis
And now you have.
Loni Love
I'm so proud of her.
Jeff Lewis
I know. It's pretty amazing. So first it was Black Girl Missing, then it was abducted at an hbcu. And I didn't know what that was. I had to look that up.
Loni Love
See?
Garcelle Beauvais
Ooh.
Announcer
See?
Garcelle Beauvais
I taught you something.
Jeff Lewis
You did teach me something.
Garcelle Beauvais
Ah, I love that.
Jeff Lewis
Tell everyone what it is.
Garcelle Beauvais
It's a black college.
Jeff Lewis
Historically black. College or university?
Loni Love
Better. Go ahead, Jim.
Jeff Lewis
Ok, I did not know that.
Garcelle Beauvais
And you're dating a black man. You should know these things.
Jeff Lewis
I know he helps me a lot. I'll bet he helps me a lot with the. Right. Now we have the newest Black Girl Missing movie, which is taken at a truck stop.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yes. That already aired.
Jeff Lewis
Well, tell us about it, though.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, that. Okay, so my niece, who turns 18. I'm a trucker. We have a family business. Wait, no, no. Listen. I'm an actress.
Jeff Lewis
You're a trucker?
Garcelle Beauvais
I'm a trucker. Yeah. I play a trucker.
Jeff Lewis
I just. I'm sorry, I gotta stop there. I just. I'm glam today.
Garcelle Beauvais
You have to see it.
Jeff Lewis
I just don't see that.
Garcelle Beauvais
Look at the.
Loni Love
Have you seen her without makeup? She looks like a trucker.
Garcelle Beauvais
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
Weren't you, like, 50 most beautiful people or something?
Garcelle Beauvais
Yes, yes.
Jeff Lewis
At some point. So we're supposed to believe that this gorgeous, polished woman plays a trucker?
Garcelle Beauvais
It's called being an actress.
Loni Love
She's a great actress.
Jeff Lewis
Now, I would see Lonn as a truck.
Loni Love
Oh, my God. Male trucker at that.
Jeff Lewis
Never you.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yes. Anyway, I. Oh, look at that.
Jeff Lewis
Look. See, you're still hot with no makeup. She's still gorgeous with no makeup.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah, well, anyways, I play a choker. My niece, who's neurodivergent, comes with me. It's her 18th birthday.
Jeff Lewis
Wait, what?
Garcelle Beauvais
She is on the spectrum.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. Because when you say neurodiversity. Neurodivergent, it's a big, broad term. It could be a lot of things. They could have adhd.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh. Oh, I didn't realize that.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Garcelle Beauvais
Well, anyways, she comes with me.
Jeff Lewis
And she has dyslexia.
Garcelle Beauvais
No, it's more on the spectrum, you know, she's like Tourette's. No. Will you stop throwing out words?
Jeff Lewis
Auditory processing disorder.
Garcelle Beauvais
No, a good one, but very good with the big words. No, she's not deaf. Anyways, she comes with me.
Jeff Lewis
Is she non verbal?
Loni Love
This is not the pit. It's a lifetime.
Garcelle Beauvais
Thank you. Thank you, Laura. Noah Wylie has nothing to do with it.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, so she gets abducted.
Garcelle Beauvais
She gets abducted. She's been talking to a guy online. So the guy comes and follows us.
Jeff Lewis
Look how hot she looks at the trucker.
Loni Love
What kind of trucker is that? That's a miscast. I should have been in that.
Announcer
I agree.
Loni Love
I should have been there.
Garcelle Beauvais
She gets abducted, and so, you know, we have to find her.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, but here's the thing, okay? I get, you know, you exec, produced, created, pitched it, all of that. And I also get, you know, I'm gonna put myself. I'm. Put myself in one of the roles. There was no other role for you.
Garcelle Beauvais
No. These movies do better when I'm in them.
Loni Love
Yeah, that's the issue.
Jeff Lewis
No, I agree with you. So I just think that was the only character. I mean, look at you with your. What are those? Tom Ford sunglasses? I think they are.
Garcelle Beauvais
I can't understand you.
Loni Love
Yes, exactly. She does.
Garcelle Beauvais
Well,
Loni Love
the hair is like, quaff. Like, girl.
Garcelle Beauvais
Okay, let's move on.
Producer/Assistant
Maybe if the next one is, like, supermodel gone missing, probably super.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, that makes more sense.
Loni Love
But what I do like about it is that it brings the attention of black women that are missing, and it's like.
Garcelle Beauvais
And the disparity of us not getting the attention and the police giving us attention and the media, all of that. That's why I do that.
Loni Love
And for Lifetime to partner with you. I think that that's. How many movies have you done?
Garcelle Beauvais
We're about to do our four.
Loni Love
Oh, wow.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah.
Loni Love
Can I be in? Can I just do.
Jeff Lewis
But the irony of this. The irony of this, if one of your kids went missing, it would be on every single news station 247 until they tell it.
Garcelle Beauvais
Only because I am a celebrity. If I wasn't. No one, I mean, you know, God bless Nancy Guthrie, but if it was a black old lady, they wouldn't be looking for her.
Loni Love
Yeah, yeah.
Jeff Lewis
You know, well, the white old lady might not be working for her, looking for her. I mean, she was famous, right?
Garcelle Beauvais
Absolutely famous.
Jeff Lewis
Wealthy daughter.
Garcelle Beauvais
And it's really unbelievable that they still. This day and age with technology, with everything that we know, everybody has a phone. There's no trace of her.
Loni Love
Yeah, that's odd.
Jeff Lewis
Do you think anyone would look for Shane?
Garcelle Beauvais
Yes. Yes.
Jeff Lewis
Cause you're kind of fame adjacent.
Producer/Assistant
I'm famous.
Garcelle Beauvais
No, you're famous. You're famous.
Producer/Assistant
I have find my friends with like 20 people.
Loni Love
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
I think if Lonnie went on and like find my friend Shane, then maybe.
Producer/Assistant
Yeah.
Loni Love
Yeah. Cause I'm strong social media. She would find.
Garcelle Beauvais
They would find you.
Loni Love
Shane is missing everyone. There's his picture. Let's find him.
Garcelle Beauvais
She would post 20 times a day.
Loni Love
20 times a day. We would find not just stories.
Producer/Assistant
I would be on her grid and I see that.
Garcelle Beauvais
And I. Yeah, you'd be on the feed.
Loni Love
Do you know that Garcelle and I were both on Star Search?
Garcelle Beauvais
Yes.
Loni Love
No.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
What did you do?
Loni Love
Oh my God.
Jeff Lewis
Juggle.
Loni Love
I am never coming on a Monday ever again.
Garcelle Beauvais
Ever, ever, ever.
Loni Love
He's quick witted. He's restless.
Garcelle Beauvais
Right. And he wants to fight with somebody.
Loni Love
Yeah. I'm coming on Thursdays like I normally do with Jamie Kennedy Garcelle.
Jeff Lewis
I bet you were so pretty.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, I mean, I don't know.
Loni Love
Yeah, I guess she was gorgeous.
Jeff Lewis
I bet you were just shining. I was Star Search.
Garcelle Beauvais
I was skinny. Skinny. I mean, my God, I can't believe how skinny I was.
Jeff Lewis
Look at that.
Loni Love
Look at her. I mean, look at her.
Jeff Lewis
You know what it says? Trucker.
Loni Love
Don't pull up my Star Search bitch.
Garcelle Beauvais
Your man would never say my. Oh my God, look at me.
Loni Love
Look at that. With that pineapple haircut. At the Pineapple. I was so happy to be on national tv. That was the same suit I wore when I graduated college. Everything, it's like. That's the pineapple.
Garcelle Beauvais
Do you know a lot of people were on Star Search? Like Rosie o'. Donnell. I mean, a lot of people.
Loni Love
Beyonce.
Garcelle Beauvais
Beyonce was on a lot of people.
Loni Love
Justin Timberlay, a lot of people.
Garcelle Beauvais
I think Britney too, maybe.
Announcer
Yes.
Loni Love
And we all lost.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah, we all did.
Loni Love
We all lost.
Producer/Assistant
Stop being a documentary. Who won?
Jeff Lewis
Cast some of your friends in one of your movies.
Garcelle Beauvais
Like who?
Jeff Lewis
Like Lonnie. She could do something.
Garcelle Beauvais
No, Absolutely. Now that you're in my head, I will.
Jeff Lewis
She was an electrical engineer major. She could play nutrition.
Garcelle Beauvais
She's so smart.
Loni Love
Do you know how smart this woman is?
Jeff Lewis
No, I have no idea.
Loni Love
It's true.
Garcelle Beauvais
She's very smart.
Loni Love
You know what, Jeff? Look, I know it's Monday.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Loni Love
Ease it back a little bit, okay? No, I can take. Baby, Come on. What else you got?
Jeff Lewis
So my housekeeper comes in at 6:30.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. She waits outside. This really bug every day. She waits outside until, like, 6:28, 6:29. And then she comes in the door. And so I'm like, maria, almost late again. And she goes. I go, 6:28. I go, you just made it. And she goes. Because I was looking for a fight this morning. And she's like, I was waiting outside for five minutes. I. I go, that's not at work. You're not at work. You're not at work until you come in the door, standing in the driveway till 6:29, you're not at work. And I can see her in the cameras, by the way, and she's literally waiting, waiting. God forbid you work five more minutes.
Announcer
Right.
Producer/Assistant
But also, like, if you, like, weren't ready for, like, someone to walk in, it would be a whole other thing.
Garcelle Beauvais
Right? She doesn't know if your man's on at the house.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, she doesn't like to work.
Producer/Assistant
Well, that too.
Jeff Lewis
And so then what she does is she go, she comes, she goes, I'm gonna go walk Toby. I go, no, no, no, no. Clean the cat's hand first. Da, da, da. I would like some more coffee. Blah, blah, blah. She's trying to go walk the dog for 30 minutes.
Producer/Assistant
She said, hello, saw your mood, said,
Garcelle Beauvais
I'm going on a walk, get walked with the dog.
Producer/Assistant
See you in 30 minutes.
Garcelle Beauvais
Do you blame Mark?
Loni Love
You know what else I wanted to say, Jeff? While I have Garcelle here, she was one of the best people to work with on the real. She was.
Jeff Lewis
So, Jeff, you want to be in a black girl missing movie, I know exactly what you're doing.
Loni Love
She was, literally.
Garcelle Beauvais
Cause that's what I. That's my wheelhouse. Like, being a talk show host is what I want to do for the rest of my life.
Loni Love
Yeah.
Garcelle Beauvais
Because the landscape is changing.
Loni Love
What? Hollywood.
Garcelle Beauvais
Hollywood Today live.
Loni Love
Yep. Hollywood Today live.
Garcelle Beauvais
I was up for the view. I was up for the talk. I got the reel.
Loni Love
Yeah. Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
If you're so smart, can you fix our elevator, please?
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, good question.
Loni Love
You know, I really was thinking about asking what's going on with that elevator? Because it's been broken from. For.
Jeff Lewis
It's always broken.
Garcelle Beauvais
Really?
Jeff Lewis
And when that one's broken, we're not broken. The other one is broken. And there's only two elevators. It's a big building for two elevators. Now we're down to one. How long has it been broken, Jameson?
Announcer
Probably a month is my guess. It. It does feel like a long time.
Loni Love
It's something that's probably missing that they're. That keeps wearing out and they don't have A replacement for it.
Jeff Lewis
They say it's coming from, like, China or something.
Loni Love
Well, that.
Jeff Lewis
Here you go. That's the problem.
Garcelle Beauvais
Where are we on eight. Oh, eight?
Loni Love
Yeah.
Garcelle Beauvais
You're gonna say two, get your ass up on the stairs.
Jeff Lewis
But even when I Park on P4 and have to take the stairs, I'm winded.
Producer/Assistant
It's too far.
Jeff Lewis
It's a long walk.
Producer/Assistant
Three is good. Four is like.
Loni Love
Well, you know, he'll be really grumpy if he had to walk.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, my God, be so pissed.
Garcelle Beauvais
That would be something to fight about.
Jeff Lewis
Now, what happened with that giveaway? The SiriusX. Listen to this. So Siri, SiriusXM does this big giveaway, right, to go to K. Cape Canaveral in Florida to watch the launch of the SiriusXM 11 satellite. So it's, you know. So some nerd, of course, is gonna want to go. So it's a big giveaway. Sirius X across all of SiriusXM. They're not paying for lodging.
Garcelle Beauvais
What?
Jeff Lewis
Flights? Transpo? Nothing.
Garcelle Beauvais
Well, what's the giveaway? You get to see it.
Jeff Lewis
You just get to go. You get to go. They give you a ticket. Whatever.
Loni Love
I wanna go. I'm that nerd.
Garcelle Beauvais
No, but you got to have the whole thing.
Jeff Lewis
Nothing.
Garcelle Beauvais
Even if it's a coach flight.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, JetBlue to all. You fly to Miami. LAX to Miami is 500 bucks round trip. I guess I heard
Loni Love
maybe we could do it.
Jeff Lewis
I know Garcelle wouldn't know. Oh, no. I love economy. You know what I want to do is what's the game we play next time?
Producer/Assistant
Garcelle's on the Price is wrong.
Jeff Lewis
Price is wrong.
Loni Love
Oh, my God.
Garcelle Beauvais
I would love to play that. Good.
Loni Love
How much are eggs? Yeah, how much are eggs right now?
Garcelle Beauvais
I think they're probably between seven and nine dollars.
Jeff Lewis
No, no, look it up.
Garcelle Beauvais
How much are they?
Loni Love
They're about four.
Producer/Assistant
Four?
Garcelle Beauvais
When's the last time they went down? Cause we're people.
Loni Love
Wait.
Garcelle Beauvais
Cause weren't people, like, crying about that?
Loni Love
Where do you get your eggs from?
Garcelle Beauvais
Rouse. I shop from Rouse.
Loni Love
Okay.
Garcelle Beauvais
I get about four eggs, but I instacart. Like, I don't do Air one.
Jeff Lewis
That's bullshit.
Garcelle Beauvais
Expensive. The only thing I get at expensive is bath salt. Cause it has CBD in it and it's really good.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, yeah.
Garcelle Beauvais
If you're sore, it's really good. It's about like $90 for this little bag, but.
Loni Love
Oh, yeah. I didn't know that.
Jeff Lewis
You need to do the stem cells. Garcelle, you know you gotta go with me.
Garcelle Beauvais
I will Go with you?
Jeff Lewis
Because we're thinking.
Garcelle Beauvais
Because I'm so scared.
Jeff Lewis
The next trip, we're just going to fly in for the morning.
Loni Love
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
And then we're going to come back that day.
Garcelle Beauvais
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
But I'm getting a bunch of chumps together, and I'm getting the chump.
Loni Love
Where is it at?
Garcelle Beauvais
Arizona. Yeah.
Loni Love
Oh.
Jeff Lewis
Yep. So. But you got to go.
Garcelle Beauvais
Do you feel a difference? Like when. Like, how do you see a difference? Or when.
Jeff Lewis
I feel like I have a lot of energy this weekend. I do. And a lot of energy. Or I'm just.
Loni Love
It doesn't help the temple.
Garcelle Beauvais
No, no.
Jeff Lewis
It makes me angrier. Yeah. That's the. That's the downside. But, no, I slept really well without sleep aids. Oh. Over the weekend, which is rare. And I have to use sleep aids. Same.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
So for me not to use a sleep aid and sleep through the night, that's. That's a miracle. So I'm already starting to see, like, micro results.
Loni Love
Great.
Jeff Lewis
Thank you. But they want us to do a three for every every eight weeks. Three times. And then you could scale back.
Producer/Assistant
Wait, three times in the eight weeks?
Garcelle Beauvais
In the eight weeks.
Jeff Lewis
Sorry. Once every eight weeks, three sessions.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, every eight weeks.
Jeff Lewis
That's so bad. Yes. Then pull back. And you could do once or twice a year. And I told you, there is this doctor who injects herself stem cells once a month. She's 62 years old. I am not. I am not exaggerating.
Loni Love
Wow. Wow.
Jeff Lewis
38. She looks 38. 42, probably on a bad day.
Loni Love
Wow.
Producer/Assistant
Do you think she's lying about her age? Older? Like, if I was like. Do you think she's 52 and says she's 62 and she has the fountain of youth?
Loni Love
No. There are people like, this weekend, I was with Jay Moore and Jeannie Buss. They just got married. Jeannie looks fabulous, and she's older than Jay. Jay actually looks older than her a while, haven't they?
Producer/Assistant
Yeah.
Loni Love
And they finally got married. So prenup for sure.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, for sure.
Loni Love
I mean. Jade,
Jeff Lewis
Nan in Pennsylvania, line three. Hi, Nan.
Garcelle Beauvais
Hello. Hey, you know what?
Announcer
I'm.
Garcelle Beauvais
I'm talking to Garcelle and Garcelle, I miss you so much on the Housewives. Your storyline was so interesting, and I really got into you and your family and when your mother came up and everything else. Any chance we're gonna have you back? First of all? Hi, Nan. You're so sweet for saying that. No, not. No. I'm sorry to say I feel like
Jeff Lewis
Andy would have you back.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
I Think he would whenever you'd want to come back.
Garcelle Beauvais
I think he would. But, Nan, thank you. You know what? I had a good time, and you know, now time for something else.
Loni Love
What about another franchise?
Jeff Lewis
No, I'm ready. I think you should do another black girl missing movie. And you know who you should cast?
Garcelle Beauvais
Loni Love.
Jeff Lewis
Loni Love. And Patrick Simpson. He's a great actor.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, my God.
Jeff Lewis
Patrick's a great actor. Do we have. We have his real.
Garcelle Beauvais
Yes, please send me his reel.
Loni Love
If a model shows up with lip
Producer/Assistant
filler and no personality, I will jump into the Pacific and let the side you take me.
Loni Love
What?
Jeff Lewis
Isn't that good?
Garcelle Beauvais
That is very good. That is very good.
Jeff Lewis
Garcelle's shaking her head.
Garcelle Beauvais
I want to get a coffee read by them.
Jeff Lewis
Yes, you should. They'll charge you $7,000.
Garcelle Beauvais
Shut up.
Jeff Lewis
Now make sure Garcelle, that they do. Oh, I would pay.
Garcelle Beauvais
Is it accurate?
Jeff Lewis
It is accurate. But here's the thing. What they're gonna do with you is they're gonna say, oh, we'll do it for free, but do our thing.
Garcelle Beauvais
If you do the podcast.
Loni Love
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
Whatever you need to say, I'm gonna pay the 199.
Loni Love
Okay. Okay. Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Pay the 1. If you don't wanna do the podcast, pay the 199.
Garcelle Beauvais
Okay. Beautiful. I didn't know there was an option.
Jeff Lewis
Well, you gotta tell them. Okay, but you gotta use the chump code, because sometimes they charge 299. 399.
Producer/Assistant
Oh, wow.
Jeff Lewis
But you have to say, I heard on Jeff Lewis live, it's 199 with the chump code. Have you done it, Lonnie?
Loni Love
No, I haven't. So now. Yeah.
Garcelle Beauvais
They're great guys, though.
Loni Love
I didn't know are.
Garcelle Beauvais
I did see them on the news, though.
Loni Love
Oh.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, my God.
Jeff Lewis
Did you hear our summer? Our summer bop? Do you have that, Jameson? It's so good.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, my God.
Loni Love
I want to hear it.
Jeff Lewis
The LAPD has arrested a man they say attacked two reality TV stars in Hollywood last week. He's seen on video punching and kicking the car's window and door before taking off.
Loni Love
The reality TV star said they did
Jeff Lewis
nothing to provoke the driver. We can't turn right. We can't turn left. We're literally trapped like a rat in a corner.
Garcelle Beauvais
This is it.
Loni Love
Like, I'm gonna die here.
Announcer
Let's have a lawsuit.
Loni Love
I want to have a lawsuit. Lock the door.
Producer/Assistant
Lock the door.
Jeff Lewis
Let's have a lawsuit.
Announcer
Beverly Hills pull the police.
Jeff Lewis
Let's have a lawsuit.
Loni Love
I want to have a lawsuit.
Announcer
Lock the door.
Jeff Lewis
Lonnie loves it. Lonnie loves I can't come. He had this look.
Garcelle Beauvais
I love it. Who put that together?
Announcer
Me and Keon put it together.
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh, my God. He should go up for an Emmy. Submit it for an Emmy.
Announcer
Grammy.
Garcelle Beauvais
A Grammy.
Jeff Lewis
You should sell that on itunes.
Garcelle Beauvais
Totally.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, for sure.
Garcelle Beauvais
For sure.
Jeff Lewis
Absolutely.
Loni Love
Definitely.
Garcelle Beauvais
I would agree.
Jeff Lewis
I'll give you guys a. Like, a cut.
Loni Love
He's so sweet.
Jeff Lewis
Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Live every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app.
Garcelle Beauvais
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Episode Title: Garcelle Beauvais & Loni Love: Biting & Hot Truckers
Release Date: July 1, 2026
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Garcelle Beauvais, Loni Love
Producer/Assistants/Recurring voices: Shane, Jameson
In this highly entertaining and candid episode, Jeff Lewis is joined by the charismatic Garcelle Beauvais (actress, producer, and author) and Loni Love (comedian, TV host, and actress). The trio dive deeply into Jeff’s personal dramas, parenting challenges, celebrity quirks, and their own experiences with family, relationships, and the entertainment industry. The conversation flows through awkward family vacations, talent show horror stories, generational shifts, the nuances of biracial labels, racing truckers, missing girls, and the importance of representation on screen. As ever, the tone is unfiltered, sassy, and self-deprecating, with frequent bursts of laughter and sharp banter.
This episode is a classic mix of shade, warmth, and irreverent humor. Garcelle and Loni’s friendship, candid takes on family, career, and race add depth and charm. Jeff, ever the provocateur, keeps the conversation lively and unpredictable. The show delivers laughs, empathy, and plenty of behind-the-scenes peeks into celebrity life, making it a must-listen for fans of Bravo, talk shows, or modern LA chaos.