Jennifer Fessler & Jackie Schimmel: Allergies & Breaking Ground

Summary

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Podcast Summary: "Jennifer Fessler & Jackie Schimmel: Allergies & Breaking Ground"

Podcast: Jeff Lewis Has Issues
Release Date: February 6, 2026
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Jennifer Fessler (RHONJ), Jackie Schimmel (The Bitch Bible), recurring contributors

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Overview

In this lively and often hilarious episode, Jeff Lewis welcomes back Jennifer Fessler and Jackie Schimmel. The conversation jumps from personal stories about messy relationships and health challenges—including life-threatening allergies and diabetes—to gossipy talk about baked goods, parenting woes, wasted money, and Jackie’s plans to renovate her yard. With Jeff’s signature no-filter commentary, the group dives into the nuances of modern life with candor and sarcasm, all while serving up some memorable laughs.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Jennifer’s Epic Arrival and LA Logistics

• Jennifer arrives late, flustered by LA's geography and Uber woes.
• Group teases her for not understanding LA distances.
  • “[Jennifer] looks Chicago… I don’t like being late. Especially not for you. I am so sorry.” – Jennifer Fessler (06:41)
• The gang describes Jennifer’s outfit, sparking jokes about statement necklaces.

2. Pet Chaos & Cafe Drama ([02:10 – 06:16])

• Jeff and Oscar update everyone about Oscar’s injured dog. Jeff jokes about caring more for Oscar’s dog than Oscar himself.
  • “If Oscar fell off the sofa and got a spinal injury, I wouldn’t give a fuck. Why do I care so much about a dog I’ve never met?” – Jeff Lewis (02:49)
• Riffs about employees at local favorite café ‘Sight Glass’ dodging work, poor croissant quality, and blame placed on a sprained-ankle baker.
  • “Why does her foot impact her ability to make croissants? Get a stool that rolls and get to work, bitch.” – Jackie Schimmel (03:42)
  • Complaints about outsourcing and bad pastries become a recurring bit throughout.

3. Setting Up Rachel & Kian: Diabetes, Dating, and Disease Education ([07:02 – 26:12])

• Jennifer discusses her daughter Rachel’s type 1 diabetes, life with chronic illness, and the group’s planned matchmaking with Kian.
  • “You are barking up the wrong tree. There is nothing wrong with type 1 diabetes.” – Jennifer Fessler (07:36)
  • Jeff’s ignorance about diabetes becomes a running joke, Jennifer and others educate him (and the listeners) about the differences between type 1, type 2, and gestational diabetes.
  • “I didn’t know, I don’t know anything about it.” – Jeff Lewis (07:45)
• Discussion of diabetes technology: insulin pumps, glucose monitors, emergency glucagon.
  • “What, he’s gotta walk around with an EpiPen and glucagon on a first date?” – Jeff Lewis (23:27)
  • Jennifer defends Rachel’s normalcy and independence.
• Rachel’s allergy to salmon and her brother’s severe tree nut allergy spark conversation about life-threatening food allergies.
  • “My son has a very life-threatening tree nut allergy.” – Jennifer Fessler (23:49)
• The group jokes about dating with medical baggage, wondering whether Kian is up for the challenge.
  • “I want him to fall in love with Rachel first before we tell him about the diabetes, the pump, the glucagon, the salmon.” – Jeff Lewis (26:01)
• Jennifer recalls discovering her son’s allergy “the hard way,” and the kid’s face swelling up from pistachios (27:03).

4. Parenting & School Struggles ([19:23 – 21:59])

• Jackie and Jeff rant about school drop-off, snack planning, and the finickiness of kids.
  • “You stock up on all the snacks for school, and then she’s like, ‘I don’t want those, I want this.’” – Jeff Lewis (20:41)
• Picky eating versus medical restrictions in kids, how this affects family routines.
• Classic digression: peanut/nut-free lunch tables and anxiety over sending the wrong snacks.

5. Food Allergy Myths, Trends, and Dark Babysitter Tales ([27:29 – 29:38])

• Jackie claims giving babies exposure powders can reduce allergy risk, as learned “at Erewhon.”
  • “I swear to God. I got it at Erewhon. It’s a powder.” – Jackie Schimmel (27:55)
  • Jeff and Jennifer are skeptical. “I feel like you’re talking out your ass right now.” – Jeff Lewis (27:53)
• Jackie admits to using a kid’s peanut allergy as a discipline tool during babysitting years: “If you don’t listen to me, I’m going to get a jar of Jif and spread it all over your body.” (28:36)
  • The child’s mother later adopted this technique, much to everyone’s shock and amusement.

6. Homelessness, Neighborhood, and LA Life ([16:53 – 18:46])

• Jennifer jokes about giving her “F Majors” (designer heels) to the homeless, leading into gripes about local encampments and neighbor complaints.
• Kian is dubbed “a Karen” for calling the cops on RV dwellers outside his house.
  • “He still calls the cops on them. You know about this?” – Jennifer Fessler (17:10)

7. American Dream Mall, Kringle Obsession & Jennifer’s Hotel Misstep ([35:13 – 38:41])

• Jeff and Jennifer bond over the American Dream Mall in NJ, planning Monroe’s trip to rollercoasters and caviar.
• Jennifer confesses her “Kringles” pastry endorsement and laments losing the gig.
• The group roasts Jennifer’s accidental sharing of her Brentwood hotel room and suite number on Instagram: “You sure did. That’s how I knew you were in room 25.” – Jeff Lewis (37:30)
  • She laughs off concerns for her safety: “Listen, I ain’t that famous. No one’s coming.”

8. Money Woes, OnlyFans, and Yard Renovation ([39:28 – 42:41])

• Discussion about divorce-over-OnlyFans spending: a woman drains family savings; what amount is forgivable?
  • “If Andrew spent a couple hundred thousand (on OnlyFans)…I’d be very upset.” – Jackie Schimmel (41:00)
  • Jennifer is more laissez-faire, admitting her own history of wasted money.
• Jackie talks about finally breaking ground on extensive landscape renovations while Andrew’s away.
  • “We’re starting. We waited long enough… I’m pulling the trigger on this.” – Jackie Schimmel (41:53)
  • Detailed plans: moving retaining walls, creating outdoor living space, picking limestone.
  • “We’re using Clyde’s education fund.” – Jeff Lewis (42:39)

9. Diabetes Realness: Listener Call & Clarification ([42:47 – 46:34])

• Julie from Chicago (a listener with type 1 diabetes) calls in to offer advice and clear up some myths:
  • “When I was being trained by the nurse to wear my insulin pump, she told me to take it off for the three S’s: swimming, showers, and sex.” – Julie (43:33)
  • Jennifer and Julie discuss drunk vs. low-blood sugar symptoms—how low blood sugar can appear like drunkenness in social settings.
  • “It’s not about being drunk—when she’s low blood sugar, people don’t realize that. When you get too low, that’s when you have a seizure.” – Jennifer Fessler (45:39)

10. Movies, More Parenting, and Lighthearted Wrap-Up ([46:36 – 50:08])

• Suggestions for movies for Kian to learn about difficult life challenges: Steel Magnolias, A Walk to Remember, The Notebook.
  • “What’s that movie where the girl’s real sick and they fall in love? The Fault in Our Stars. Oh, you have to watch that with her.” – Jeff Lewis (25:36)
• Brief aside: Jeff’s dentist, TV setup, and watching “Frankenstein” (to amusement/disgust of others).
  • “She was so rude. She was like, ‘So are we here for a conversation or a teeth cleaning?’” – Annie, via Monroe (49:58)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Cats, Parenting, and COVID:
  • “I have two disgusting black cats that I hate that I just got because during COVID my kids, like, suckered me.” – Jennifer Fessler (07:02)
• On LA Café Woes & Employee Shenanigans:
  • “Who chipped their tooth?... Becky Robinson chipped her tooth on one [of those bagels]. And then she tried to sue me.” – Jeff Lewis (03:36)
• On Food Allergies as a Babysitting Weapon:
  • “If you don’t listen to me, I’m gonna get a jar of Jif and spread it all over your body.” – Jackie Schimmel (28:36)
• On Parenting High-Maintenance Kids:
  • “You stock up on all the snacks for school, and then she’s like, I don’t want those, I want this. It’s like, week by week, moving the goalposts.” – Jeff Lewis (20:41)
• On Chronic Illness & Dating:
  • “First of all, it’s not Type 2… She was born with it. It’s genetic. And for the rest of her life.” – Jennifer Fessler (08:27)
• On Coping with Homeless Encampments:
  • “He still calls the cops on them. You know about this? Yes… Kian’s a Karen.” – Jennifer Fessler (17:10-17:14)
• On Relationship Deal-breakers:
  • “If Andrew spent a couple hundred thousand (on OnlyFans)… I’d be very upset.” – Jackie Schimmel (41:00)
• On Navigating School’s Peanut-Free Table:
  • “The poor kids that can’t sit with the other kids at lunch…” – Jennifer Fessler (29:16)
• On Parenting and Remedial Moves:
  • “We’re starting. We waited long enough… I’m pulling the trigger on this [yard renovation].” – Jackie Schimmel (41:53)
• Listener Julie’s Advice for Diabetic Living:
  • “For the 3 S’s: swimming, showers, and sex. Take off the pump...” – Julie, caller (43:33)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------------|---------------| | Late Arrival & LA Geography | 01:39 – 07:02 | | Café/Pastry Drama | 02:10 – 06:16 | | Pets, Parenting, and Cats | 07:02 – 07:55 | | Rachel, Diabetes, and Dating Kian | 07:55 – 26:12 | | School Snacks & Picky Eating | 19:23 – 21:59 | | Food Allergies—Discovery, Discipline | 27:03 – 29:38 | | Homeless RVs, Neighborhood Complaints | 16:53 – 18:46 | | American Dream Mall & Kringle Talk | 35:13 – 38:41 | | OnlyFans Divorce & Money Waste | 39:28 – 42:41 | | Jackie’s Landscaping Plans | 41:39 – 42:41 | | Diabetes Call-In & Sex/Drunkenness Myths | 42:47 – 46:34 | | Movie Rec Lists & Jeff’s Dentist Experience | 46:36 – End |

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Tone & Takeaways

Unfiltered, quick-witted, and loaded with both sincerity (around health issues and parenting) and savage humor (especially when discussing relationships, money, and Jennifer’s accidental public hotel info). If you enjoy irreverent conversation around real-life challenges, medical mishaps, and the mayhem of modern parenting, this episode captures it all.

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Best For:

• Fans of snappy banter and no-filter takes
• Listeners interested in the real lives behind reality TV and podcasting personalities
• Anyone navigating food allergies, chronic illness, or messy home renovations—with a side of laughter

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Final Note:
If you need some comic relief on the topics of love, health, money, and croissants (and who doesn’t?), this episode is a gem.

Transcript

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[Jennifer Fessler]

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[Jeff Lewis]

Stop fucking apologizing. You're not making it any better. You're just reminding me how late we are. I know I'm specific. I know I'm a little high maintenance, which is why I tip really fucking well. I don't want to start shit, but don't you.

[Annie]

Okay.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Really? Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In today's episode, Jennifer Fessler and Jackie Schimmel join the show. We talk about life threatening food allergies and wasting money. Plus, Jackie's excited to break ground on her landscape renovations. We are anxiously awaiting Jennifer Fessler's arrival. I think she said she had trouble getting an Uber.

[Annie]

She's really stressed.

[Jeff Lewis]

She was staying in Brentwood, which is not close, and then I don't think she really understood how long it would take.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Sure she doesn't get the geography of Los Angeles.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, it's, you know, I get it. You know, not everybody understands that. So she'll be here any second.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Can't wait.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm very curious to see what picture we posted of Jackie.

[Oscar]

We haven't posted yet because I want to get one of her coming in to go in it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah. Oh, and a car. We're doing a carousel today.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Ooh, every day.

[Oscar]

We're doing a carousel every day.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know if you listened yesterday, Jackie, but and I have to say I've thought about it like 10 times since when Oscar brought up his dog and the dog fell off the sofa and the dog hurt its Back, right? Yeah.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

She. She had a spinal injury, so she's home now.

[Jeff Lewis]

I went to go pick her up.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

But it's been incredibly stressful and anxious.

[Jeff Lewis]

I get really bad anxiety.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

I had to call my brother this morning, who is across the US to keep me company on my drive because I was freaking out.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's tough for me right now. It's so weird because I think it's because of our love of animals. I was actually very worried and concerned about his dog. But then I thought to myself, and if Oscar fell off the sofa and got a spinal injury, I wouldn't give a fuck.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Right?

[Jeff Lewis]

Why do I care so much about a dog that I've never met?

[Jackie Schimmel]

I'm the same exact way. I don't know. There's something wrong with us, probably.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you agree, like, we wouldn't care if Oscar hurt himself.

[Jackie Schimmel]

I'm pissed about the woman at Sight Glass spraining her ankle and not being able to make croissants.

[Jeff Lewis]

They look for excuses not to come to work. You know that?

[Jackie Schimmel]

It's pathetic.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can't she wear, like, some sort of foot brace of some kind? Annie, what's going on?

[Oscar]

I don't know. Every time something good happens at Sight Glass, they're like, oh, we changed.

[Annie]

Oh, we outsourced the overnight oats that they dumped. Yeah.

[Oscar]

Those espresso overnight oats, the cinnamon rolls, the croissants, the fucking bagels.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Oh, don't even get me started on those fucking bagels.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're outsourcing those too, right?

[Oscar]

Yeah. Disgusting.

[Jeff Lewis]

Who chipped their tooth?

[Annie]

Becky Robinson chipped her tooth on one.

[Jeff Lewis]

Of those bagels on an outsourced. And then she tried to sue me.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Oh, my God. I just need clarity on why the croissant maker. Why does her feet impact her ability to make croissants? Get a stool that rolls right and get to work, bitch.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like those guys that film us on those. They have these little.

[Annie]

They have those little, like, seats with wheels, and they can just bop around.

[Jennifer Fessler]

She can bop around.

[Jeff Lewis]

So they just shut down all the croissants because one girl sprained her ankle.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Grow up.

[Oscar]

And the new croissants are horrible.

[Annie]

Now they're selling Costco croissants for, like, 10 times the price.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

How was the croissant today?

[Jackie Schimmel]

It wasn't as good as it was.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

You know, this could be a negotiating tactic for her. She could be like, oh, I hurt myself. And suddenly it takes down the whole business. And they see of her she might be using this to negotiate more money.

[Oscar]

She's a bitch.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I agree.

[Annie]

She's selfish, she's smart.

[Jeff Lewis]

But now they're outsourcing their croissants, so she's gonna. I don't know, this negotiation that she's doing, she's gonna end up without a job.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Well, people have complaints. So if she was there and they were paying her what she's worth.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, we're just gonna stop going there. We're somewhere else.

[Jackie Schimmel]

It's a flawed plan because the ankle will heal. Then what?

[Oscar]

They're very short staffed over there.

[Annie]

Should we. Should we try tartine again?

[Oscar]

I go to tartine every day. I do coffees from tartine and teas and pastries from side glass. Or should I start doing pastries from tartine?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, tartine has really good.

[Annie]

Let's investigate.

[Jackie Schimmel]

They do pastries.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why don't we just buy the pastries?

[Oscar]

They don't poach eggs.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't care.

[Annie]

Okay, you're done with eggs.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, I'm not done with eggs.

[Oscar]

But I can still go to Sight Glass and get your eggs and then do it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Just seems so. I don't know, it seems like a lot.

[Annie]

I don't care.

[Oscar]

It's my job.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Going to tartine would be a return to the beginning. That's where you started.

[Jeff Lewis]

Couldn't tartine poach an egg?

[Oscar]

No. I've asked.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Don't they have scrambled eggs?

[Annie]

They have boundaries.

[Oscar]

I think they have fried eggs.

[Annie]

And didn't those scrambled eggs give you the shits?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, they did.

[Jackie Schimmel]

I remember this.

[Jeff Lewis]

They did.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

But didn't they scramble the pancake batter by accident? Wasn't that what it was?

[Annie]

That's Doug's theory. Oh, that they put pancake batter in scrambled eggs.

[Jackie Schimmel]

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. That makes absolutely no sense.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

I'm sorry.

[Jeff Lewis]

I feel like this is. It's reached a level now where you and I have to do a sight glass visit and a tartine visit.

[Annie]

A sight visit?

[Jeff Lewis]

A sight glass visit.

[Jackie Schimmel]

We need a tier one letter.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Mmm.

[Jeff Lewis]

When's Doug here again?

[Annie]

Next Friday.

[Jeff Lewis]

Next Friday With Brittany. He's not here this week. Was he here this week?

[Annie]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shit. You know what? I just looked down here and I saw for tomorrow. I had no idea. Beverly d' Angelo is on tomorrow.

[Jennifer Fessler]

There she is. Yeah.

[Annie]

And then you're going to Zerf after.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm so excited.

[Annie]

That was the whole thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God. Jennifer Fessler. You look really cute.

[Annie]

Now we can start this.

[Jackie Schimmel]

You look gorge.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, let's describe what she's wearing.

[Annie]

She's wearing the amulet that in traitors that you have to touch to murder him.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Gorgeous black velvet blazer, Fendi heels. Like a cute white pant.

[Jeff Lewis]

She looks Chicago.

[Annie]

And a white T shirt kneeled over.

[Jackie Schimmel]

And a statement necklace. Yes, but not in a Countess Luann way.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I don't like being late. Especially not for you. I am so sorry.

[Jeff Lewis]

Don't worry about it.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I couldn't get an Uber.

[Jeff Lewis]

We're good. We've been talking about nothing for 10 minutes.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Truly.

[Jeff Lewis]

Literally, like, truly nothing. We're talking about croissants.

[Annie]

Yeah. So do you like them?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Welcome. I can't breathe.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you have pets?

[Jennifer Fessler]

That's how we're starting. I have two disgusting black cats that I hate that I just got because during COVID my kids, like, suckered me. And we were in doctor's appointment, and my daughter has type 1 diabetes. And she pulls up like this foster cat, and she's, look, mom, special needs cat like me. I don't know. And then I was like, okay, you can foster it. And now, years later, I've got two black cats. Rachel has type 1 diabetes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is that gonna be a problem for Kian?

[Jennifer Fessler]

I was about to say that.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Shh.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Don't tell Kian. That is disgusting.

[Jeff Lewis]

Jeff, why did you bring that up? You're trying to set. We're trying to set her up with Kian.

[Annie]

Mm.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Okay, let me just tell you something, okay? You are barking down the wrong. What's the expression? Tree. You are barking up the wrong tree. There is nothing wrong with type 1 diabetes.

[Jeff Lewis]

I didn't know. I don't know anything about it.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Disgusting. Well, don't know anything about it. You shouldn't say anything about it. It's a chronic illness that she'll have the rest of her life.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, why are you saying that in front of Kian?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

We're trying to set him up. So, news. Okay? So we have to. We have big news here. Rachel broke up with Harrison, and you never liked Harrison.

[Jennifer Fessler]

That is a lie.

[Jeff Lewis]

That is a big deal. That is not a lie. That is not a lie.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I always liked Harri.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Not for Rachel, okay?

[Jennifer Fessler]

That's all Keyan. Are you gonna be okay with her having a chronic illness?

[Jeff Lewis]

Keyan doesn't wanna take care of somebody with diabetes.

[Jennifer Fessler]

That is disgusting.

[Jackie Schimmel]

They're gonna rip your ass. You are such a dead man. You are dead.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Thank you. First of all, it's not type 2. Do you know the difference between type 2 and type 1? No.

[Jackie Schimmel]

I don't either.

[Jennifer Fessler]

It's not like she's overweight. It's not a lifestyle thing. She was born with it. It's genetic. And for the rest of her life.

[Jeff Lewis]

So keen. It's not type two. Don't worry.

[Annie]

But your kids will get it.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, shit.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah. I can't with you. I can't.

[Jeff Lewis]

You can't procreate with her.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I was hooked. You are so dead that I don't have to worry about this. Cause you are going down like Jet Lewis. If you never went down before, you may as well, like, make fun of people with cancer.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm gonna have to raise money for diabetes.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Oh, you are?

[Jackie Schimmel]

You're gonna have to organize a march asap. I can lead it. I had gestational diabetes. Not to make this about me, but I did.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you just did. Yes.

[Annie]

You had to. Does that mean it came and went?

[Jeff Lewis]

Is that type one, type two? What does that mean?

[Jennifer Fessler]

It's gestational. And it comes and it goes when you're pregnant?

[Jackie Schimmel]

Yes.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

So just when you're pregnant?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Yes.

[Annie]

So you get the insulin and everything?

[Jackie Schimmel]

No, I just wasn't alone.

[Annie]

So it's not really diabetes?

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Jackie Schimmel]

This is my story.

[Jennifer Fessler]

So. Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna get slammed or caller's calling you in.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm waiting for the diabetes. Hate.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Oh, get ready.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Those lights are.

[Jeff Lewis]

I knew. I know nothing about it, but it sounds like something that Kian doesn't want to take on.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Right? Like, for instance, if, like, she had cancer. God forbid.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. You want somebody helping me.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I don't want that. Kian. Right. Right. I don't even have to worry about it because I know that you're dead.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Bye, everyone. It was a really fun show.

[Jeff Lewis]

So Rachel and Harrison broke up how long ago? Cause I don't want Keon to be the rebound.

[Jennifer Fessler]

About a week and a half ago. Well, we've been talking about this.

[Jeff Lewis]

Enough time's passed. Enough times passed.

[Jennifer Fessler]

We're good and we're good. Exactly. But listen, she has been looking at pictures of Kian for a long time.

[Annie]

Really?

[Jeff Lewis]

And so has her mother.

[Jennifer Fessler]

And so has her mother. That is true. I cannot lie. I'm not a stalker.

[Jeff Lewis]

You love some Keyan.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah, I do. Who doesn't? You guys don't love Keyan.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Who doesn't love him?

[Jeff Lewis]

We don't love him as much as you do. We like him. We like him a lot.

[Annie]

We like him. Okay.

[Oscar]

I love Cian. He's the best.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I don't. I mean, I don't have.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Should I be offended that Cian didn't come get Me? From the parking structure today?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes.

[Annie]

Yeah.

[Jackie Schimmel]

What the fuck? I was sticking up for you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can I tell you something? You're not old enough. Oh, that's the thing. When you. I think in five more years, he'll come down and get you. He loves, like, a older milf.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Okay.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Like Jen Festler and an older MILF loves him.

[Jackie Schimmel]

It's mutual.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Last night, I knew you two were going to hit it off. We had drinks. Where do we go? Sofitel.

[Annie]

At the Sofitel Hotel.

[Jeff Lewis]

I knew you two would hit it off beautifully. And you did.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Mm. We did.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I was a little worried. Not about hitting up. I was intimidated a little bit because, well, I talked to Doug and to Annie, and apparently, you know, you're everyone's favorite person. Ugh. And all the fans die from you, and I'm like, news to me. No, it's true. You know that. But so I was a little. I don't know. I always get a little nervous, maybe because I've been burned by, like, Tom Arnold.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Oh.

[Jennifer Fessler]

And, like, who else got burned by him? No, I loved him, actually. But I'm just saying it was a lot. I loved him, too. I'm just saying, I don't ever know, like, who you're gonna partner me up with.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's like Tom burned your husband.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes, he certainly did.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Oh, he did.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah. But I don't worry about that.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I think that. Because I know you guys are on a bump right now, clearly. The post you did for his birthday. That was a great picture of him.

[Jennifer Fessler]

You do. Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. I think he looks really good.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Well, there was more than one. It was a scroll.

[Jeff Lewis]

I just saw one. Yeah, I. But I like that Jeff Fessler. I'm a fan.

[Jennifer Fessler]

He's always said that.

[Annie]

He's a good guy.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah.

[Jackie Schimmel]

That's a good endorsement, by the way.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I know it is. Well, you know, I think also because he's so different than, like, a lot of the housewives, significant others, especially Jersey.

[Annie]

Those husbands are a lot.

[Jennifer Fessler]

You said it. I didn't, but I'll say it again. Yeah, you do it. But, like, he's just. He's he's just sort of quiet, not interested in the spotlight.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Refreshing, refreshing, refreshing.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Very smart.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Refreshing.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think your son is into the spotlight.

[Jennifer Fessler]

You think?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Yeah. He's a monster. It's insane.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's the cutest thing ever.

[Jennifer Fessler]

He is the cutest thing ever.

[Jeff Lewis]

You missed because you were so late. We actually FaceTimed Clyde today.

[Annie]

You did?

[Jeff Lewis]

He's so cute with his blonde, curly Hair.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Ugh.

[Jackie Schimmel]

He's delicious. I can't.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Can you do it again?

[Jackie Schimmel]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, you missed it.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Oh, no, he's at school.

[Jeff Lewis]

We also learned about cosplay, which I didn't know what that was either. Did Jackie.

[Jackie Schimmel]

No, never heard of it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you for explaining all that to me.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Sure.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

It was a kind of like a group effort. Cosplay is costume play.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, so people dress up in costume? I didn't know either. I didn't know people that go to.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Comic Con and whatnot. If they like video games or something. They like Zelda. Old reference. They'll dress up as Zelda. That kind of thing.

[Jackie Schimmel]

The way that you got a twinkle in your eye when you started explaining this makes me so uncomfortable.

[Jeff Lewis]

You think he's into cosplay?

[Jackie Schimmel]

You said something about, like, war vet.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. What else were you teaching us?

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

LARPing. That's different. That's live action roleplay. Those are people that, like, dress up in Civil War costumes, assumes uniforms, and then they reenact a war. So that's why. I don't know. But it is interesting.

[Jeff Lewis]

With his improv background, he for sure is into that shit.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Look at him. He's glowing. He's got a twinkle in the eyes.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

To me, it's not something I participate in, but I find it fascinating. Shut up, Jackie.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Lie.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Just get your stupid kid back on FaceTime.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is that a lady boy?

[Annie]

What?

[Jeff Lewis]

Why do we have lady boys up on us?

[Annie]

Why don't you put that on screen? What's she cosplaying as?

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

It's what he said is keen saying it's horny. He thinks it's sex based.

[Jackie Schimmel]

That's giving cultural appropriation. Oh, and I will not stand for that.

[Annie]

Thank you.

[Jackie Schimmel]

You're welcome.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

We're looking at a photo of a very busty woman.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Oh, okay.

[Oscar]

I feel like not all cosplay is cosplay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Who's pulling up these photos? What's going on over there?

[Oscar]

Oscar?

[Jackie Schimmel]

Those are in the favorites too.

[Annie]

Wait, why did cosplay come up? What are you talking about?

[Jackie Schimmel]

That's such a good question.

[Oscar]

At the coffee shop, the barista adding to the list of things. She got in a motorcycle accident. And then her only other thing she likes to do is cosplay. So she can't cosplay and she can't make espresso.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, is she. Is she paralyzed?

[Annie]

Not.

[Oscar]

No. She'll make a full. She won't make a full recovery.

[Jeff Lewis]

But what's going on over there?

[Oscar]

I'm telling you, I have a whole community. It's a whole thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I mean, they're very accident prone over there.

[Oscar]

Yeah, at cyclist, it's a mess.

[Jeff Lewis]

So somebody was in a motorcycle accident and another girl, she went to Mexico.

[Oscar]

And she had to drive all the way from wherever she was in Mexico to San Diego to get fixed.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Why can't she cosplay anymore?

[Oscar]

Because she's paralyzed in bed right now.

[Jackie Schimmel]

But like, I mean, that's her hobby. She could put ears on instead of crowned.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Thank you.

[Oscar]

She does.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I was thinking the same thing.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Right.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah.

[Jackie Schimmel]

A cape.

[Jeff Lewis]

Jameson, Maybe she can't feel anything. Is she paralyzed, like below the waist?

[Oscar]

I think right now she's like regaining ability. I don't know. I don't know her.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Well, then she definitely don't.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Set her up with Cian.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, so you're not interested anymore now that you found out that Rachel has diabetes? We're gonna be in New York in March and I would love to arrange some sort of meet and greet, but we have to do it casually, very.

[Annie]

Cas, Low stakes, no pressure.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Right. I think they probably at this point both know what we're trying to do.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Yeah.

[Jennifer Fessler]

But.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, now I do want to say before you commit to having Keyon as a son in law, Right. He did talk shit about your F majors, your shoe line.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Who cares?

[Annie]

Okay, so has Jen.

[Jeff Lewis]

He said because you were very. You were kind enough, I think you donated a few pairs to convicts that have Ex convicts. Sorry, Ex convicts that are now.

[Jennifer Fessler]

And they're wearing F majors in the slammer.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're entering into the world and they're looking for jobs. Okay. Which I thought was really generous.

[Jackie Schimmel]

That is very nice.

[Jeff Lewis]

But Keon said. I bet they never. I bet they didn't get the job because of his shoes.

[Jennifer Fessler]

The problem was the shoes.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's not very supportive.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Right. That's okay. Keon.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, you had another great idea that you were gonna give some of the shoes to homeless women because that's what they need, heels.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Well, right. I was gonna give. The idea came up a comfortable heel.

[Oscar]

And we were all heavy. I was like standing on the corner in a comfortable heel.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Right, right. Well, arch support. Listen, I gotta get rid of them somehow.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know who could have used it? The girl at Cyclists. I bet she wouldn't have sprained her ankle. Not in an F major.

[Jackie Schimmel]

She'd be making those croissants with ease and breeze.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I'm gonna bring them.

[Jeff Lewis]

They are comfortable shoes.

[Jennifer Fessler]

They are. I'm gonna bring them over to Keon's house because apparently he has that whole setup. The what? Is it the. What? Rv? Although we call his homeless people in front of his house living in an rv. So he says they're not homeless, but he still calls the cops on them. You know about this?

[Jeff Lewis]

I didn't know Cian was calling the cops on these people. On these poor people?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes.

[Annie]

Cian's a Karen.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

He is a Karen.

[Annie]

Kian. Karen.

[Oscar]

I love that for him.

[Annie]

I've seen that. Because there's certain streets where you're allowed to leave the park overnight.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'd call the cops too.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

I mean, yeah, they're illegally parked, like.

[Jeff Lewis]

10 of them, 20 of them on our streets.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Are they making noise?

[Jeff Lewis]

Doesn't matter.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

There's, like, delinquent activity for sure occurring.

[Annie]

Oh, God, that's.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, delinquent cosplay.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Send me the address.

[Jeff Lewis]

So how many RVs are in front of. Of your house?

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Well, there's a really long street, and so there's.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, there's too many to count.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

So the cops come in, like, once every few months, and they, like, tell everyone. They give them tickets, and they tell them to leave, and they leave, and.

[Jeff Lewis]

Then they come back.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

It's like, a huge issue.

[Jeff Lewis]

So Keane's very empathetic and sympathetic, I was gonna say.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

To the homeless plight.

[Jennifer Fessler]

More and more, I want him to join the family.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right. To the homeless plight. That's good. That's his contribution. He calls the cops.

[Annie]

He's like, move it. Susan Powder, she wants to live in an rv.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's her dream.

[Jennifer Fessler]

She's on to date.

[Annie]

I saw that.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I know. Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's making a comeback.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes.

[Jackie Schimmel]

I'm obsessed with her.

[Jeff Lewis]

Me too. When is she coming back?

[Annie]

I was. Just sent her some dates this morning.

[Jeff Lewis]

You did?

[Annie]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey. Andrew got stranded in Nashville over the storms.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Almost.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, almost.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Almost. He made it back. He was on the only flight that left Nashville on Saturday.

[Annie]

Whoa.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Every other flight.

[Jeff Lewis]

Interesting how he waited till Saturday. He wanted to get stranded there.

[Jackie Schimmel]

No, I wanted him to get stranded there.

[Jeff Lewis]

You did?

[Jackie Schimmel]

Oh, yeah. By the way, he had no idea about the storm. I was like, I think there's, like, a storm going on this weekend. And he's like, no, it's just probably a little bit of snow. It's not a big deal. And I was like, this bitch doesn't have the Internet. He has no idea what's coming. Cause he's not on social media or anything. And I have all my friends in Nashville who are, like, generators. They're, like, prepping for this catastrophe. And Andrew's like, do you think I'm Gonna need a coat or a sweater. And I'm like, fuck up, buttercup. And then once I started shit, started seeing shit really hitting the fan, I was like, is this dude gonna get like stranded there? Like in a. What is he gonna do? Where is he gonna go? And unfortunately he made it back.

[Jeff Lewis]

So he was there for work for how long?

[Jackie Schimmel]

He was there for three days.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, this morning when we were feasting, he was a little overwhelmed. Andrew, she's panicked because of drop off.

[Jackie Schimmel]

She is just. She really unravels. She's a little neurotic and just. I don't know. He wants to get there on time. And the lunch and the this. He's very, very type A like me.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I like to get there on time.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Annie]

Since when?

[Jeff Lewis]

Sure.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I really try.

[Jeff Lewis]

So this overwhelms him slightly, I will say. Like, it took me a minute to. To navigate the carpool situation and the school drop off. Yeah, but that's different than preschool. Preschool is easy, like, whatever. Like, this is a big school. A lot of kids, a lot of cars.

[Jackie Schimmel]

It's fine. I'm like, throws. He's like, what snacks can he have the. And he's. He's really good, but he's just overly. He thinks he's just overthinking about everything. This is not exclusive to parenting. He's just. He's very in his head about everything. Like, God forbid he doesn't pack three sweatshirts or is. Do you think he's gonna need jacket? Does he need different shoes? What if they play outside? Is it muddy because it ra. I'm like, just take a deep breath. You're gonna be fine. Everything's gonna be okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now Clyde eats anything and everything.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so with Monroe, and it changes weekly. So, you know, you get.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

You.

[Jeff Lewis]

We stock up on all the snacks for school. And then she's like, I don't want those, I want this. And she's constantly like, new demands. Don't you think? Yeah, it's really weird.

[Annie]

It's like week by week moving the goalpost.

[Jeff Lewis]

Was Rachel picky with the diabetes and everything?

[Jennifer Fessler]

No, Rachel couldn't be picky, Jeff, because she just couldn't eat certain things.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, okay.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes. But having said that, even, like, with the diabetes, she was just mean, like as a kid at that age.

[Jeff Lewis]

But not now, right?

[Jennifer Fessler]

No, now she's a doll. But. What are you winking at me? She still has diabetes. It's not gonna happen.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is he gonna have to be careful about what restaurants he chooses?

[Jennifer Fessler]

No, it's nothing like that.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's not like that's an inconvenience.

[Oscar]

Is that really a deal breaker?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah. Is it keto?

[Jeff Lewis]

I think it is.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

I don't think so.

[Annie]

He's a picky eater too though.

[Jennifer Fessler]

So it's not even about that. That's all type two. Type one is she has dog food, a pump attached to her body. She has to give herself insulin.

[Jeff Lewis]

She has a pump attached to her body.

[Jennifer Fessler]

When I say pump, what are you picturing?

[Jackie Schimmel]

It's like a little F major.

[Jeff Lewis]

Good.

[Jennifer Fessler]

That was good. That was quick. It's a little device and she. Well, two little devices. One tells you what her sugar level is and the other one actually administers the insulin.

[Jeff Lewis]

So make sure not to take that.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Off when you're cosplaying.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Who said Dexcom? Well done. My auntie.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can I see it?

[Jackie Schimmel]

Thank you.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Well done. That is. Well, that's a sensor. Oh, no, that's the pump. Excuse me. It's called an omnipod. Yeah. Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can you see that under in her clothes?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Why is your face like that?

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm just asking.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Estie Heim has one. She's like a full blown rock star. Gets on stage in a bra with it. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Who does?

[Jackie Schimmel]

Estie Heim.

[Jennifer Fessler]

You know who else does?

[Annie]

Who?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Nick Jonas.

[Oscar]

I didn't know.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is diabetes awareness.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sure is. I didn't know. I did not know. Huh?

[Jackie Schimmel]

Cue the rainbow.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

And she rotates. Am I correct?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. Does he have to charge the pump or does he have to change the batteries? Like what?

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

What?

[Jennifer Fessler]

She's not paralyzed. She's. I mean, she's like full human.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Does he have to charge?

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, how do we. I'm just.

[Jennifer Fessler]

He won't have to worry about it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I just want him to, you know, manage his expectations here.

[Jennifer Fessler]

If she ever has a seizure. The only thing he would have to do if she ever had a seizure is administer glucagon.

[Jeff Lewis]

But do you have that?

[Jackie Schimmel]

What's that?

[Jeff Lewis]

Glucagon.

[Jennifer Fessler]

That is. It's like picture like narcon for an overdose.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, shit. Now he's got to carry around glucagon. What is it?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah, glucagon. Glucagon or Bisquami. Right. Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Holy shit. This is a lot.

[Jennifer Fessler]

This is disgusting is what this is.

[Annie]

He can handle it.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Awful.

[Jackie Schimmel]

No, I feel like.

[Jeff Lewis]

So it's like an EpiPen, he's got to walk around.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Correct. Well, also, I should say that she also has life threatening food allergies.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Oh, to what?

[Jennifer Fessler]

As does my son.

[Jeff Lewis]

Should he bring the EpiPen on the first date.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Epi and Pentagon. Yes. She also do not give Rachel salmon. That won't end well.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you write that down, Kian?

[Jackie Schimmel]

No salmon.

[Jeff Lewis]

No salmon. Oh, you love salmon.

[Annie]

I love salmon.

[Oscar]

You're not dinner.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Could you. Yes, exactly. Thank you. Thank you.

[Jackie Schimmel]

With her. Can she be around salmon?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes. Okay. She could be Salmon to Jason.

[Jeff Lewis]

She doesn't have a nut allergy, does she?

[Jennifer Fessler]

No. My son has a very life threatening tree nut allergy.

[Oscar]

You got a couple winners.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Annie.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Holy shit. That fell out way too loud.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Wow. You two bit whore.

[Jeff Lewis]

Jeez.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Not really to your listeners about the two bit whore thing. We got past that a long time ago.

[Oscar]

We're past it.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

How did Rachel's ex boyfriend do with the insulin and the this and that? I don't know.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Maybe that's why he listened. Glucagon.

[Jeff Lewis]

I gotta write that down.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Glucagon, yes. She never had a seizure. It's not like she has them regularly. He never had to administer those things.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is why he broke up with her.

[Jennifer Fessler]

This is not why he broke up with her. That is disgusting. Disgusting?

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm just asking.

[Jennifer Fessler]

It is dis. This is like. It's a disease. You can't make fun of a disease.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm not making fun of anything.

[Julie]

You are.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm learning about it.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Annie's over there. Like Jeff vessel shoots bad loads. Like the whole thing is disgusting.

[Jeff Lewis]

She never said that.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah, she did. I've never talked about what she said.

[Jeff Lewis]

No one has talked about Jeff Bezler's Law.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Disgusting.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Where's my croissant?

[Annie]

Let's go back to croissant talk.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

As we are learning today, you might be Interested to note, 9.2 to 9.5 million people worldwide are living with type 1 diabetes.

[Jennifer Fessler]

That's a lot of people.

[Jackie Schimmel]

There you go.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Very interesting.

[Annie]

Worldwide, that seems like not a lot.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, because there's like billions of people.

[Annie]

So that's not a lot in the world.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you found one of them?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Keon.

[Annie]

She's special.

[Jeff Lewis]

One of the 9 million.

[Jackie Schimmel]

I love that for you. This is romantic.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Thank you. Yes.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Thank you, Jackie.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, what's that movie where the girl's real sick and they fall in love? Fault with the Fault in our stars. Oh, you have to watch that with her.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Excuse me.

[Jackie Schimmel]

She's not dying.

[Annie]

That was so sad.

[Jackie Schimmel]

No, I never saw it.

[Jeff Lewis]

That would be.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Wow.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I mean. So let's say she did have something like that. Would you tell Kia not to date her?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I would just not tell Kian. I want him to fall first.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Right Got it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I want him to fall in love with Rachel first before we tell him about the diabetes, the pump, the glucagon, the salmon.

[Jackie Schimmel]

She's gonna love this episode.

[Jeff Lewis]

The salmon. The salmon. You're right.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

So no. Oh, my God. Nobu. You just got.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Can't go to Nobu with Clyde.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah, you can go to Nobu. You just can't.

[Jeff Lewis]

What else can you.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Salmon, sushi. Salmon. That's it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I feel like there's more and you're not telling us.

[Annie]

What is her allergy?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Her allergy is to salmon. What do you mean, what is it?

[Annie]

I thought those three.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Are you okay?

[Julie]

What is her attitude?

[Jennifer Fessler]

It's a salmon.

[Annie]

I thought she liked salmon.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah, she didn't like it. She doesn't like it. Kee. And so she carries an EpiPen just.

[Jeff Lewis]

In case you're not gonna accidentally eat salmon. You could accidentally eat nuts, though.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Sure could.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's scary.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah. My son, it's.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you've got like, what, a pocket full of EpiPens for your kids?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah, I do. I can't lie. I know, it's a lot.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're in the car, they're in the. The purses, the.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Correct. Correct.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Uh huh.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you found out the hard way.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah.

[Annie]

Oh, that's scary.

[Jennifer Fessler]

With my son, he was like three at my mom's, and she gave him like a teeny tiny piece of a pistachio. Cause, like, just even the choking thing, she was so careful. And his face blew up like a. Like a baseball mitt. Wow.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Yeah, it was awful.

[Jennifer Fessler]

So we knew. And then he's had other, like. Like, you know, whatever happened, he didn't know there were nuts in it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jennifer Fessler]

So, yeah, food allergies are not. They're no joke.

[Jackie Schimmel]

They do this thing now where they have a powder that you give babies at like six months. Like an allergy powder that you mix in with yogurt that exposes them to nuts, to shellfish, like anything that's like a big allergy reaction, whatever, and you give it to them. And I guess if you expose them early, it helps, like, not have food allergies or something, I don't know.

[Annie]

Did you do it?

[Jeff Lewis]

I feel like you're talking out your ass right now.

[Jackie Schimmel]

I swear to God. I got it at Erewhon. It's a powder.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Google it.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, we will. We're gonna Google it.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Google it.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Go for it.

[Jeff Lewis]

You sound very convincing.

[Jackie Schimmel]

My son asked to go to Nobu on FaceTime this morning.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Okay. It works.

[Jeff Lewis]

I heard him.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Isn't that embarrassing?

[Jeff Lewis]

I heard him.

[Jennifer Fessler]

No, it's embarrassing is that I didn't give my kids that powder.

[Jackie Schimmel]

No, I think it's too late.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can we give him the powder now?

[Jackie Schimmel]

I think it's probably a little bit too late, unfortunately.

[Oscar]

Can't you, like, eat, like, one peanut a day and, like, gets you used to it? I followed on TikTok. That does that. It's like exposure therapy.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know if we recommend that.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah, I don't think you should be.

[Jeff Lewis]

Saying that on radio Float that.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes.

[Oscar]

I saw it on TikTok.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, then it must be true.

[Jackie Schimmel]

I used to babysit a kid with a very severe peanut allergy. Like, couldn't be in the room with peanut butter. And as a disciplinary tactic, I would be like, if you don't listen to me, I'm gonna get a jar of jiffy, spread it all over your body. And I ran into him recently.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did it work?

[Jackie Schimmel]

Yeah, totally. And I ran into him and his mom, like, not long ago, and this is 20, 30 years ago or whatever, and she said to me, she's like, my son used to come home and tell me that you threatened to spread peanut butter all over him if he didn't listen to you. And I adapted, and I picked that up as a discipline tool. So thank you. I was like, you're welcome. I was an amazing babysitter.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sounds like it worked.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Don't you guys have the peanut free table at lunch? Like those poor kids that can't sit with the other kids at lunch?

[Annie]

Yeah.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Oh, it's all nut free now. Andrew packed almonds a week ago, and it was a panic.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Annie]

Same day anxiety.

[Jeff Lewis]

We had a problem too. I was putting. I didn't know I was putting peanuts in her lunch.

[Annie]

She loves home. Yeah.

[Jennifer Fessler]

About other kids.

[Jeff Lewis]

She does love the peanuts.

[Annie]

I know, but I didn't real.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, it was crazy. Remember when they were all that? School got real mad at me.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Jamie Kennedy was upset. Does anyone else in this room have allergies to food or anything?

[Annie]

No.

[Jennifer Fessler]

No.

[Annie]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Does anyone else have diabetes here?

[Oscar]

No.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Me, Gestational.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, that's right. That's right.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Jackie's gonna be grand marshal of the parade this year.

[Oscar]

Yes, I am.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I have to say, you really sold it. Yeah, Rachel. Really?

[Jennifer Fessler]

When Rachel got it, I was like, oh, this has to be from Jeff's side. There's no way. Cause I don't have anything. Except that I have a sister who's younger than Rachel who then also got it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is she the hot one?

[Jennifer Fessler]

No, she's younger than Rachel.

[Annie]

How old is she?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, which is the real pretty one? The blonde one? Your sister?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes, that's Robyn. She's my sister. Yes. I have a half sister who is 21. Right. I know it's all fucked up.

[Annie]

Give her Kian's number.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Let them battle it out.

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Jackie Schimmel]

That's such a weird take.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't understand. It's like a weird thing in my brain. I can't. Lonnie Loni Love will be here.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Yes, like a green lawn.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then tomorrow we have Beverly d', Angelo, Nichelle Turner and Jamie Kennedy.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Lovely.

[Jeff Lewis]

That'll be fun. I'm looking forward to that.

[Annie]

Two hours above. Sign me up.

[Jeff Lewis]

You first of all, the American Dream Mall oh God.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Aren't you bored?

[Jeff Lewis]

No I'm not. I'm gonna tell you why I am so excited. I think I'm gonna take Monroe there when I go to New York in March.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm going to the American Dream Mall. I think it's perfect. There's like a roller coaster there. There's caviar. There's a whole thing.

[Jennifer Fessler]

They've wanted you to come for a long time, so I'm going to get a pink gol. You don't have to walk all over. Uh huh.

[Annie]

Oh, my God. She's going to love that.

[Jennifer Fessler]

They're going to send you the piece.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's going to want one.

[Jennifer Fessler]

They're going to send you the pink off card.

[Oscar]

She deserves one.

[Jennifer Fessler]

There's going to be no lines. There's going to be.

[Jeff Lewis]

Annie, you want to come with us?

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Annie]

Bts.

[Jeff Lewis]

She wants me to buy her something. Probably both girls, obviously.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

What about the Kringles? Weren't you like an ambassador for Kringle?

[Jennifer Fessler]

I mean, ambassador is a stretch, but we're still. We're talking now about Valentine's Kringles.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Would you say enthusiast?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes, I'm definitely an enthusiast. And they've definitely worked with me, so I have done endorsements for them. I've done some nice paid endorsements for them.

[Jeff Lewis]

Cyclops should do Kringles.

[Oscar]

They can't.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why?

[Oscar]

She sprained her ankle.

[Jeff Lewis]

No. Can we outsource the Kringles?

[Jackie Schimmel]

She's not putting them in the oven with her feet.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

They are one of the few outsourced items from Trader Joe's. So why not at Sight Glass as well?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah, why not give someone else the endorsement? You took one job away from me and now I don't have Kringle. Kringle.

[Annie]

You should endorse Kringle for Sight Glass. A collaboration.

[Jeff Lewis]

A Sight Glass collab.

[Jackie Schimmel]

And proceeds go to type 1 diabetes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, why do we have to do that?

[Annie]

A sugary treat for type 1 diabetes.

[Jackie Schimmel]

It's ironic.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

It's fun.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, fine. A very small portion.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Kringle is mine. I don't understand. Now you got. Exactly.

[Jeff Lewis]

I love how you take ownership of these things. You do like one post and then you suddenly like you're the face of Kringle.

[Annie]

You did not Kringle.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, actually.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Exactly, exactly.

[Jeff Lewis]

You really are. We should pay more attention to Jen Fessler.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Between the American Dream Mall and the Kringles, you have really introduced me to a lot of things that I was missing out.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I'm staying at the Petite Palais in Brentwood, room 25. OMG.

[Jeff Lewis]

If you want to talk to Jennifer Fessler? It's Petite Pali.

[Jennifer Fessler]

That's fucked up.

[Jeff Lewis]

In Brentwood, room number 25.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Posted it on the Internet.

[Jeff Lewis]

You sure did. Oh, my God.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

You posted the.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's how I knew you were in room 25.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Oh, my God.

[Annie]

You posting her door.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Holy.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's how I knew you were in 25.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Oh, that is crazy.

[Annie]

That's so funny.

[Jennifer Fessler]

That is sad.

[Jackie Schimmel]

You're gonna have to move rooms.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, really.

[Jennifer Fessler]

It looked like a nice come in.

[Annie]

How is there a full kitchen? Like, I was like, an apartment.

[Jennifer Fessler]

They did upgrade me to a suite, but the whole place. And I actually. They gave me cookies. Chocolate chip cookies, which they give to the guests every night. These huge, unbelievable cookies.

[Annie]

Yum, yum.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hopefully no nuts.

[Annie]

Y.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes, no nuts. But they gave me some for you guys. Yeah, it's number one on TripAdvisor in LA. Number one hotel.

[Annie]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

I put you there. But it's in Brentwood. It's too far.

[Jackie Schimmel]

It's kind of far.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you know what? I tried to get you in the Pali house by my house on third.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

But they were booked, right?

[Annie]

They're sold out.

[Jeff Lewis]

They were sold out.

[Jennifer Fessler]

It's.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Cause it's Grammy week. People are in from out of town.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, is that what it is? Okay.

[Annie]

Yeah, me too. That's why I'm.

[Jennifer Fessler]

It's also very reasonably priced. Yeah. 300 bucks.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can people go right to your room or do you need a key to go to the elevator?

[Oscar]

You can go right to the room.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I'm totally gonna have street access.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I was worried now for your security because you posted the.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I know. I totally forgot. I cannot believe I did that. Listen, I ain't that famous. No one's coming. Okay.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Leave gifts.

[Jeff Lewis]

You should be surprised. There's a lot of desperate people out there.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah. That's nice.

[Jackie Schimmel]

So sweet.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, sorry. I did want to ask you both, and I think I know the answer to this. Jackie, this poor man. Who is. Where was he? China. He divorced his wife. Now, first of all, for six years, this guy was like, I want to retire. I'm going to work hard, I'm going to save my money, and I'm going to save up a good chunk so I can retire. It turned out his wife blew all the savings on. Basically spent it on a male streamer. An OnlyFans situation.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Oh.

[Jeff Lewis]

So she spent what is equivalent to $94,000 and has left the family in debt. So she will be divorcing him. I mean, he'll be divorcing her.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Andrew, Spends a couple hundred thousand on an OnlyFans model. I'm guessing you're out.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

What about you, Jen?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Jeff doesn't know what OnlyFans is. He's like 100.

[Jeff Lewis]

You catch him and he spent 50 hundred. 200.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Oh, no. I wouldn't give a shit.

[Jeff Lewis]

I kind of knew that about you.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I wouldn't.

[Jeff Lewis]

You wouldn't care?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Mm.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

Mm.

[Jackie Schimmel]

No, I would care.

[Jeff Lewis]

I would care, too.

[Annie]

If you're spending that much money like it's an emotional affair. Like you think that you're, like, funding this girl's life. Like, that's.

[Jackie Schimmel]

We're talking hundreds of thousands of dollars that you're taking out of my son's future college. I mean, my accounts. Like, think about what you could do. That is disgusting.

[Jeff Lewis]

What if it was just ten grand? You'd probably forgive it.

[Annie]

Dolphins out of the pool.

[Jackie Schimmel]

I need more than 10 grand to get those dolphins out.

[Jeff Lewis]

Here's the. But here's the thing I want you to think about.

[Jackie Schimmel]

I mean, I would.

[Jeff Lewis]

He makes good money, right? So you're going to be leaving that situation over money that he spent on an only fans model?

[Jackie Schimmel]

I have no prenuped.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know, but there's future earnings there. You got to think about that.

[Jackie Schimmel]

I feel like I could make a case to get royalties. Like his music royalties for all of eternity.

[Annie]

Jennifer. Tilly. You're gonna pull a Tilly?

[Jackie Schimmel]

Yeah, I'm gonna pull a Tilly. You're gonna ask for half of his catalog?

[Annie]

Yep.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Yeah, I could do that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. So I'm glad we figured that out.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Yeah, I'll be fine.

[Annie]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

You don't give a.

[Jennifer Fessler]

No, it would be. First of all, my kids are already.

[Jeff Lewis]

Through college, but the problem is that they have health issues. So you don't want, you know, you don't want to get divorced.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Well, I think he would probably still take care of his children.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah, one would hope that. One would hope. It's not that I wouldn't care. I can't complain about him wasting money. I've wasted so much money.

[Jeff Lewis]

And still do.

[Jennifer Fessler]

And still do. So it's a little hypocritical. Yeah.

[Jackie Schimmel]

No, I mean, I can see that. I haven't renovated my yard yet, so I'd be very upset.

[Jeff Lewis]

What is happening?

[Jennifer Fessler]

We're doing it.

[Jackie Schimmel]

We're starting.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you doing the hardscape, the drainage, all of it?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Everything.

[Jeff Lewis]

The pool, the landscaping. I'm so excited for you.

[Jackie Schimmel]

I'm so excited.

[Jeff Lewis]

But did Andrew agree to this, or are you just demoing it?

[Jackie Schimmel]

We're just Moving forward. I said we can have a discussion if you'd like, but we have waited a long enough time, and I'm pulling the trigger on this. Sorry. And when he was in Nashville, I met with a landscape architect. I said, when can we break ground?

[Jeff Lewis]

Good.

[Jackie Schimmel]

He's too. He's, like, just a worrier. And it'll never get done. I have to, like, execute plans.

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

What's in the plan?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, God.

[Jackie Schimmel]

We're moving a retaining wall 10ft. We're doing, like, an outdoor living room. I've been looking at tiles. I'm thinking limestone.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Jack K. Well, yeah, but it's gonna improve. It's gonna.

[Jennifer Fessler]

And he can't spend a couple on onlyfans.

[Jackie Schimmel]

No, it's gonna increase the value of our home. And it's important to.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hopefully. We're using Clyde's education fund.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah.

[Jackie Schimmel]

He's not going to college.

[Jeff Lewis]

Let's be real. Oh, good. Julie in Chicago has advice for Kian.

[Annie]

He just went to grow up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, she has type 1 diabetes. Hi, Julie.

[Julie]

Hi. Oh, my gosh. Shout out, Shane.

[Annie]

Shout out. Julia.

[Jeff Lewis]

He just went to get Lonnie Love, so.

[Julie]

Oh, no, it's okay. I have advice for him, though.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Tell us and we'll tell him.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Hi, Julie. Thank you for calling me. I hope you're mad at Jeff.

[Julie]

A little bit. A lot of people are going to come for you, Jeff.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I'm just. I'm just asking questions. I'm not making any judgments.

[Julie]

Of course, of course. So I was diagnosed, actually, fun fact, as an adult. So I was 29 years old. So when I was being trained by the nurse to wear my insulin pump, she told me to take it off for the three S's, which is swimming, showers, and sex.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, keen. You have taken off during sex.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Great.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you hear that? Keith just walked in? Julie. So you can't leave the pump on during sex.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I think you can.

[Julie]

Correct.

[Jennifer Fessler]

You can, though, right, Julie?

[Julie]

You also don't want, like, the sight to get ripped out, you know?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah.

[Julie]

Only Jen understands what I'm talking about.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I see. Okay. That's good advice. And then do you carry around, like, one of the glucagon.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Glucagon.

[Jeff Lewis]

Glucagon.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Or bisquami.

[Julie]

I actually, I don't. I've never. I'm supposed to. I've never had an issue with it. I've never. With all. With the insulin pump and the sensor. The technology is great.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes.

[Julie]

It's not an issue.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Very good. How many times have you had to actually use it a few.

[Jennifer Fessler]

I mean, she got it when she was 12.

[Jeff Lewis]

Recently?

[Jennifer Fessler]

No, not recently, but she got it when she was 12. You know what's happened? What did happen with her and her ex boyfriend is that. And Julie, you could probably relate to this, but one night, I guess they went out, and when you're drunk, being drunk and having low blood sugar looked like the same thing. They'd gone out, they went. They were drinking. Obviously they got back, she was throwing up, and he. And she freaked out on him. You could also get. Julie, I don't know if this happens to you. Very belligerent, like, nasty, mean. Oh, you didn't get. Oh, you've never had. Have you never gotten that low when you drink? Not just when you just.

[Jackie Schimmel]

I think I have, like.

[Julie]

Well, I have different symptoms. I feel like when I'm low, it does. It can be perceived to others as, like, being drunk.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you immune?

[Julie]

Your words. You can't. Yeah, I don't think so.

[Jeff Lewis]

So people with diabetes are mean drunks?

[Jennifer Fessler]

No.

[Annie]

When you have a low blood sugar.

[Jennifer Fessler]

It'S not even about being drunk.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know a lot of people that must have diabetes.

[Jennifer Fessler]

No, it looks.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you think Tyler has diabetes?

[Annie]

Happy birthday to him.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, it's his birthday today. He's a mean drunk.

[Annie]

It's actually good for Kee. Cause he's not a drinker, so he won't be encouraging her. Like, that won't really be a part of their relationship.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's actually a great interview, but you.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Guys have completely missed the whole point of what I was saying. It's not about her getting drunk.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, sorry.

[Jennifer Fessler]

It's about when she's low. If you're in a bar and she's low blood sugar, people don't realize that she is. She's low. When you get too low, that's when you have a seizure.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, they think she's drunk. What if she's not drunk?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes.

[Annie]

What if she got a margarita or a pina colada? Something with a lot of sugar?

[Jennifer Fessler]

That would help. That helps. But sometimes you go past that point and you need glucagon, like a cosmo. It doesn't happen every day.

[Jeff Lewis]

A cosmo's really sugary. Or a daiquiri.

[Jennifer Fessler]

What other.

[Jeff Lewis]

Really sugary. Oh, that would be good. I love. Yeah, that would be great.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Oh, my God. I love a pina colada.

[Jeff Lewis]

If I had diabetes, I'd have to change my drinking habits.

[Jennifer Fessler]

No. Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have to drink sugar because I need sweeter drinks.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Have you ever had a Chichi.

[Annie]

What's a Chi chi?

[Oscar]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Does it have a lot of sugar?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yes.

[Jackie Schimmel]

It's a pina colada with vodka.

[Oscar]

Instead of the rum. Or in addition.

[Jackie Schimmel]

No, instead of.

[Annie]

Oh. Sometimes I do both.

[Jackie Schimmel]

You're crazy.

[Annie]

A pina chicha.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm learning a lot today. Thank you, Jen.

[Jennifer Fessler]

You're very welcome. I'm glad I could be of service.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you, Julie. I believe the diabetes people are coming for me.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I just realized that you've been actively trying to tank your radio show this whole time, and you're doing a great job at it.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Oh, wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

That really wasn't my intention.

[Annie]

I think her blood sugar is just. She's acting like Shane. You said it turned into a bitch.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh. Give her a pina colada.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Chi chi. I've never felt more well behaved in my entire life.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Really?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah.

[Jackie Schimmel]

I feel like I'm doing a great job navigating this terrain.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was gonna ask why Harrison broke up with Rachel, but now I know why don't. So you have some movies? We've been putting together some movies for Kian to watch this weekend.

[Jackie Schimmel]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Steel Magnolias. Did you get that?

[Annie]

Steel Magnolias. A Walk to Remember. And then the note.

[Jennifer Fessler]

No way.

[Jackie Schimmel]

The Notebook.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, the Notebook.

[Annie]

They don't remember me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Does anyone die in the Notebook?

[Jackie Schimmel]

Yeah, of old age.

[Jeff Lewis]

What a. Not the Notebook. Steel Magnolias. For sure.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah, the Notebook. Crosswalk.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's A Walk to Remember?

[Jackie Schimmel]

Oh, with Mandy Moore.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did she die?

[Jackie Schimmel]

Spoiler alert.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Okay, let me just say. Oh, my God.

[Jackie Schimmel]

What's that song?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Rachel's not Dying.

[Jeff Lewis]

What other movies?

[Annie]

Oh, gosh. I think just the first 10 minutes.

[Jennifer Fessler]

This is really fun.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wake me up.

[Annie]

Yeah, it's the animated one. It's so sad at the beginning.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why did he lose his wife?

[Jackie Schimmel]

But is that of old age, too?

[Unknown Guest/Contributor]

They don't know. It's only. It's only music. There's no. You have to put the pieces together in your brain.

[Annie]

You can put them together.

[Jennifer Fessler]

There's only one movie where someone dies.

[Jeff Lewis]

I put the pieces together.

[Jennifer Fessler]

It's just Steel Magnolias.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's the one he should watch.

[Jennifer Fessler]

No, I haven't let Rachel watch it, so.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, so maybe they should watch it together.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Yeah. And then she'll come to terms with her disease.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

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[Jeff Lewis]

Wow, this has really taken a turn. I went to the dentist yesterday, got my teeth cleaned, and I. What I love about my dentist is that they have TVs so nice and they up on the ceiling. So I'm looking up and I can watch whatever I want. I started Frankenstein on Netflix.

[Jackie Schimmel]

How is it?

[Jeff Lewis]

They thought it was a strange choice, but I really liked it.

[Annie]

It.

[Jackie Schimmel]

He's so hot.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm only in the first. First 30 to 40 minutes right now because then my cleaning was done. So I've now gotta. I gotta check back in so I can finish it. But I liked it.

[Annie]

Check back in in three months when. When you go back to the dentist.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, when I. You're right.

[Annie]

Just make. Make that your dentist movie and watch it in installments.

[Jeff Lewis]

So. Yeah, didn't the. The girl in that was like, oh.

[Annie]

Well, they normally do like, let's do it cooking shows or like Great British Bake Off. Like. Like, is it cake? That's what normal people watch. But Frankenstein was a good choice.

[Jeff Lewis]

Were you watching it too?

[Annie]

I started, but then had to work. So I was bopping in and out.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, right. Yeah, right. You were working, you know. Cause obviously I bring Shane everywhere. So he came into the room with me, right? And then I had him move his chair next to me so he's staring up the ceiling so he could see Frankenstein with me.

[Jackie Schimmel]

That's adorable.

[Annie]

Yeah, just trying to see. Just.

[Jennifer Fessler]

That's adorable. That's a little weird.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's my emotional support animal.

[Jackie Schimmel]

It's very codependent.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Wow.

[Annie]

90210.

[Jennifer Fessler]

Have a snowball on your back and you bite.

[Jeff Lewis]

That was the dentist. He's real chatty. I really like him and he's real chatty and he has lots of questions and I'm fine with it. But when I took Monroe there, what did she say? She was so rude.

[Annie]

She was like, so are we here for a conversation or a teeth cleaning?

[Jennifer Fessler]

Shut up.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, she shut him down.

[Oscar]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

What is that?

[Jackie Schimmel]

She shut.

[Jeff Lewis]

She was sick of the small talk.

[Annie]

He was talking about the Four Seasons on his trip to Santa Barbara and.

[Jeff Lewis]

She just shut him down.

[Jackie Schimmel]

She's like, this ain't the Spanish Inquisition, buddy. Get cleaning.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Ladd every weekday on Sirius XM as well as the Jeff Lewis channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app.

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