
Jodie Sweetin, Reza Farahan, & Shane Douglas join Jeff Lewis in Los Angeles.
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Jeff Lewis
From director Wes Anderson. Focus Features and Indian Paintbrush present the Phoenician Scheme. It's my most important project of my lifetime. Meet Zsa Zsa Gorda. They keep getting assassinated unsuccessfully. So far, he's the most bold, most elusive, most wanted man on the planet. Help yourself to a hanger neck.
Jody Sweetin
You're very kind.
Jeff Lewis
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Jody Sweetin
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Jeff Lewis
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Jody Sweetin
I mean, you guys really start some shit.
Jeff Lewis
I'm sorry if I'm coming off as an asshole. I just want people to do their jobs.
Jody Sweetin
Jeff Lewis has Issues.
Jeff Lewis
Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, Jody Sweetin and Reza Farahan join the show. We talk about Jody's exes and the unexpected offer. And that has me spiraling. Were you in a movie?
Jody Sweetin
What were you?
Jeff Lewis
Where were you? I know you were in London.
Jody Sweetin
I was. I was taking my mom on a trip that she has wanted to go on her entire life to England and Scotland. And for two weeks, me and my mom adventured about the UK and it was for her 75th birthday, which was last September. I told her, basically, you plan it, I'll pay for it, because I hate planning. And she loves it. And she just. It was. It was wonderful. It was. It was a lot of work. My mom has never traveled internationally and probably hasn't been in an airport in like 15 years.
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Jody Sweetin
So that was really overwhelming for her. And also she learned a lot about her mobility issues. We learned it together, you know. Cause she doesn't. She has like her errands and stuff she does at home. But about halfway through to the lounge at lax, she was like, ooh, my back. We gotta slow down. And I was like, slower. Yeah, yeah. But it's like traveling with me, it.
Reza Farahan
Was, yeah, call the cart.
Jody Sweetin
Oh, yeah. See, I am like, let's go. Yeah. But no, it was, it was wonderful. And it was literally something she's wanted for her entire life and had sort of resigned herself that she'd never be able to do it. And so we went. I mean, full business class, lie, flat seats, like lounges, drivers, everything. Everything she wanted.
Jeff Lewis
Are you the. Do you have siblings?
Jody Sweetin
No. Only child.
Jeff Lewis
I was gonna say you've gotta be the favorite at this point, but.
Jody Sweetin
Well, is this class for the first.
Cynthia
Time you've left the country? Hell yeah.
Jody Sweetin
Yeah. That was also really fun because I hate flying. I'm like, oh God. Ten hours we flew on United or I think British Airways on the way back and United on the way out.
Jeff Lewis
Nice, nice. Now you had a movie. First of all, you have the Jane mysteries that just came out.
Jody Sweetin
Yep.
Jeff Lewis
Which, what installment is that? Like four or five.
Jody Sweetin
They had gotten released on the Hallmark streaming service. And then I think after a certain amount of time they come to the regular like Hallmark channel. So that's. They. They have come out now. I think it's the third, fourth in the series. There's five total.
Jeff Lewis
Murder in Mosby.
Jody Sweetin
Murder at Mosby College. Yeah, that was James Alma mater. So there's a murder.
Jeff Lewis
And this is the fourth installment.
Jody Sweetin
This is the fourth and I believe there's one more after this.
Jeff Lewis
And that, that co star of yours, that hot co star, Steven, is he in every one of them?
Reza Farahan
Yes, thank God.
Jody Sweetin
Yes, he is in every one of them.
Jeff Lewis
Have you guys, you guys have make out scenes?
Jody Sweetin
No, no, no, no, no. Because it's kind of the thing that is sort of nice about the, like the mystery ones is that it's not all about like, oh, I'm gonna leave my life in New York for you or whatever. It's like we're actually doing something and it's kind of the will they, won't they moonlighting relationship about it.
Jeff Lewis
But you have these two people with hot bodies. Right. I mean, don't you think you would get more viewers if you guys showed a little more skin and like hooked up.
Jody Sweetin
It's Hallmark.
Jeff Lewis
Exactly. That's what I'm saying.
Jody Sweetin
Yeah. No, no, no, no. Hallmark is very. Yeah, Hallmark is very. The fact that I get away with the outfits that I do on Jane that are like some relatively low cut and vintage and kind of high fashion is like record breaking for that.
Jeff Lewis
Are you showing a lot of skin and.
Jody Sweetin
Yeah, there's definitely peekaboo tops. Definitely. Well, no, I definitely have like there's exc. There's a few, like, gowns that are super fitted, strapless. Like, everything is.
Reza Farahan
You know, maybe Jane goes to Hulu.
Cynthia
Oh, my God.
Jeff Lewis
I know. That's her co star.
Cynthia
What?
Reza Farahan
We got to take him to Hulu and show. Show a little more of Steven.
Jody Sweetin
Look, Steven, you guys need to go over to Lifetime.
Jeff Lewis
Would Lifetime let you take your clothes off?
Cynthia
Forget Lifetime.
Jody Sweetin
I just did a Lifetime movie.
Cynthia
But it wasn't real Lifetime. Take it to your bedroom.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, well, I think they're both married.
Cynthia
I mean, right?
Jeff Lewis
Is Steven married?
Jody Sweetin
I know, but he has been with his girlfriend for a while now. Katie.
Cynthia
I wouldn't let him out of my.
Jeff Lewis
I'm surprised you haven't broken up. That.
Jody Sweetin
Yeah. Katie Cassidy. Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, she's pretty.
Jody Sweetin
Yeah. Are they still together? Update. I don't know. I have to text him, but.
Jeff Lewis
And you've been. You're in. I forget. You're on your fourth marriage.
Lindsay
Yeah.
Jody Sweetin
Yeah. Fourth and final. Fourth and final.
Jeff Lewis
Right. And then you have an anniversary coming up in July.
Jody Sweetin
End of July.
Jeff Lewis
How many years?
Jody Sweetin
It will be three years. It'll be three years.
Jeff Lewis
And is that a record for you?
Jody Sweetin
It is indeed. It's a record for me, certainly, to make it to three years. Happy. And not in the middle of divorce proceedings, but yeah, no, it's. We're like. Everything's really good.
Jeff Lewis
You're still a newlywed. Technically. So what was the shortest marriage and what was the longest marriage so far? This one is the longest.
Jody Sweetin
This one is the longest marriage and longest relationship. Cause we were together for, like, almost six years before we got married.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Jody Sweetin
Let'S see. Longest it would be shortest was definitely when I. From the time that I met, got married and split from my older daughter's dad. It was about 14 months. So it was.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, it was quick.
Jody Sweetin
Yeah, it was quick.
Jeff Lewis
So you guys really, really worked on that one.
Jody Sweetin
You know, it was. There was a lot of questions that you should ask someone before you get married. And when you do it, can you.
Cynthia
Give us two of the good ones?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, tell us. What should we ask about? Cause I bet I haven't asked.
Jody Sweetin
So you have a job.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, okay.
Jody Sweetin
Helpful. And where do you live?
Reza Farahan
So you should go on a first date, Basically.
Jody Sweetin
Yeah. But I skipped right over that. Cause it was a dare and I.
Cynthia
Was it on someone else's couch. The living part?
Jody Sweetin
Eventually. No. But yeah, you know, look, I was gonna do.
Jeff Lewis
For your anniversary.
Jody Sweetin
I don't know. So we usually.
Jeff Lewis
We gotta think of something good.
Reza Farahan
Something really good.
Jody Sweetin
Well, it's also my husband's birthday his birthday's the 31st and our wedding is the 30th. Because doesn't give a shit about his birthday. So he's like, this way, like we can celebrate.
Reza Farahan
That's selfish of him.
Jody Sweetin
No, he doesn't care about his birthday. So he'd rather do celebrate your wedding.
Reza Farahan
Anniversary will always also be his birthday.
Jody Sweetin
He does it. He. Trust me, he does not. It's not.
Jeff Lewis
Wait, I don't care about birthday.
Cynthia
July 31st. There's something's wrong with this man. He's a Leo.
Jody Sweetin
You know what's funny? No. He is the least Leo man you'll ever meet.
Cynthia
Telling me he doesn't care about his birthday lets me know that you don't even need tell me what that's telling me.
Jody Sweetin
He doesn't want. He hates being like in pictures. Doesn't ever want to go to like, red carpet events. Is the most like sit in the corner and just chill and like watch people. Does not need attention. Hates attention. Yeah, is. Which is. It's a good balance between the two of us in the.
Jeff Lewis
Cause you're the opposite.
Jody Sweetin
Well, not that. No, it's not that I need attention, but like for my job, like, I have to go do shit and talk and blah, blah, blah, blah. And you know, he is a little more quiet. He's a therapist, so he just.
Jeff Lewis
Let me ask you, you too. What do we do in this situation? I've been a little down over the last 2122 hours. I'm not gonna go as far and say suicide watch. But we have removed any sharp objects from my house. Anything that I could use to actually harm myself. Weight Watchers reached out and they want to collab with me. Was she a great big fat person?
Cynthia
Put the lotion in the basket.
Jody Sweetin
It puts the lotion on its skin.
Jeff Lewis
And I was shocked and I thought that this cannot be for me. But they are very much interested.
Cynthia
Bitch, give them my number.
Jeff Lewis
They are very much interested in working together and partnering together. And as Shane said, they're not working with skinny people.
Jody Sweetin
But they're also not. I think now they're also not working with like traditionally people who are like necessarily hugely large, but people.
Jeff Lewis
Are you about size?
Jody Sweetin
I should stop talking. Stop talking. But you're not. I don't. I wouldn't. You. I wouldn't see why Weight Watchers would reach out other than that you have the audience that they'd want to get to.
Jeff Lewis
Well, as you know, I'm incredibly self conscious about it. My weight. And then Shane. Shane was sweet. Well, after you Made that comment, which was bitchy. You then knew how upset I was. And you said, they must have seen an old picture of me, but I don't remember being overweight in the past.
Jody Sweetin
Shane's like, here's the picture.
Lindsay
I believe they also just filed for bankruptcy. They must be desperate.
Cynthia
Can you not fuck our deal up? Why are you trying to fuck our deal up?
Jody Sweetin
That both made it better and worse all at once.
Jeff Lewis
So then I had another friend last night who knows that I'm really upset, and she said to me, well, maybe they want you to gain weight, to lose weight, right?
Jody Sweetin
They don't. They're not ones.
Reza Farahan
They don't want you to gain weight.
Jody Sweetin
No, they're not ones that gain weight.
Jeff Lewis
Before I start the program.
Jody Sweetin
No, they're not like the pill ones, where you see them in, like, the magazine where basically someone just sucked in their stomach and stood in better lighting. You know what I mean? They're like, I lost ten pounds. They don't. It's not.
Jeff Lewis
Am I that fat, Annie?
Cynthia
I mean, that's pretty humiliating.
Jody Sweetin
Which was neither a yes or a no, Jeff.
Cynthia
I'm sorry, are we not acknowledging the coins that will be flowing in your direction? Are we just gonna focus on the negativity?
Jeff Lewis
I thought about that, and I said to myself, well, I'd rather be rich and fat than poor and fat. And then my housekeeper goes like, me.
Cynthia
Oh, my God.
Lindsay
Weight Watchers is currently in an interesting position because after all the GLP1s and everything, they're rebranding. Yes, they're rebranding. Finding themselves in it. But Rez is right, dude. Take it to the bank.
Jody Sweetin
I did nutrisystem after had my first daughter because I, like, put on a lot of weight.
Jeff Lewis
Well, how much did you put on?
Jody Sweetin
Like, 40 pounds. But I was also, like, 120 pounds.
Jeff Lewis
I'm, like 10, 12. 12 overweight.
Jody Sweetin
I don't know, Jeff. I've never seen you naked.
Cynthia
You might be a target audience that they're trying to cover.
Jody Sweetin
They're saying, I think they want.
Cynthia
Yeah, there's a bunch of people that need to lo, like, 15, 25 pounds. And they're trying to get that right.
Jody Sweetin
Or maybe can't get. Maybe it's for the people or whatever.
Jeff Lewis
Maybe it's for the people that just need to lose, like, five pounds.
Jody Sweetin
That's what I'm saying. It's just. It's for the, like. You know what it is is they're like, we want somebody that we don't even need to get ready. That's Just ready and greatness.
Jeff Lewis
What?
Lindsay
A blue cheese olive martini is only four points.
Jeff Lewis
I was.
Lindsay
You know, that's pretty good.
Jody Sweetin
Okay.
Lindsay
Cause you're probably like 25 in a day.
Jeff Lewis
How bad was I yesterday when I got that?
Lindsay
I told Monica we have to remove all the sharp objects.
Jody Sweetin
He was despondent.
Jeff Lewis
I just couldn't believe it. But I guess I'm trying to reframe. At my age, you know, I'm in my senior era, and I think that.
Reza Farahan
It'S not an era, it's like a statistic.
Jody Sweetin
It's not an era. It's just a fact.
Jeff Lewis
I know that there's, you know, there's new opportunities for, you know, brand partnerships when you're my age and. Wait. Oh, ouch.
Cynthia
I'm sorry.
Jody Sweetin
It's not like you removed all of the sharp objects except him.
Cynthia
It's not like you got a call from aarp. It's Weight Watchers.
Jody Sweetin
He's already a member.
Jeff Lewis
Am I.
Jody Sweetin
Are you over 50?
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Jody Sweetin
Then, yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, God.
Lindsay
This is your daughter.
Jody Sweetin
Look, you could get 10% off at the movies, Jeff. Don't sneeze at it. You know what I mean?
Cynthia
And I was gonna garden.
Jody Sweetin
There you go.
Jeff Lewis
I was gonna see Cinnamon.
Jody Sweetin
Well, you gotta, you know, sign up for your little AARP card.
Lindsay
How many points is that popcorn, do you think?
Jeff Lewis
Oh, I'm probably gonna have to skip the butter.
Reza Farahan
You have to start a spreadsheet then.
Jody Sweetin
Don't even do it.
Jeff Lewis
Do I go to meetings? Weight Watchers meetings?
Lindsay
Yes.
Cynthia
Do they still have those?
Jody Sweetin
They're fully zoom meetings now. I would say they're probably all online.
Cynthia
Hi, I'm Jeff, and I need to lose weight.
Jody Sweetin
Hi, I'm Jeff, and. Do you think I look fat in this? Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Are there meetings? Are there serious meetings?
Reza Farahan
I think so, yeah.
Jody Sweetin
I think community. Like, community.
Cynthia
I'll come with you. I'll come and support. We could go together.
Jody Sweetin
He's just trying to get a break.
Cynthia
No, I. Hello?
Jeff Lewis
If.
Cynthia
Bitch, if you're gonna get even more lean, I'm getting lean with you.
Reza Farahan
Yes. Weight Watcher still has both in person and online meetings.
Cynthia
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
I want to do in person. I think.
Jody Sweetin
Yeah, in person is.
Reza Farahan
You're a lot better.
Jody Sweetin
Right. After he found out this news, he.
Cynthia
Immediately had me facetuning him skinnier.
Jeff Lewis
That is true. It is true. Now I'm. I'm really self conscious. I need some of those antipsychotic drugs that Carney is endorsing. I'm sorry. She doesn't really admit it's an endorsement. Have you noticed that I'm just. I love to help people and get a paycheck.
Reza Farahan
She's doing love.
Jody Sweetin
Hey, look, if you can do both, why not?
Jeff Lewis
She doesn't mention the paycheck part.
Cynthia
She's doing her kitchen.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, she's got to raise money for that.
Cynthia
That gorgeous remodel.
Reza Farahan
Yeah, it's in Burbank. The Weight Watchers. Oh, I'm looking at the location.
Jeff Lewis
How do we get there?
Reza Farahan
Or there's one on the west side.
Cynthia
You sound.
Jeff Lewis
I'm kidding. We'll take the 5 Barham. Do we take Barham 101 Durango over?
Cynthia
Yeah, it's by 1 to 135.
Jody Sweetin
It depends on where it is in the. I like Burbank. Is it Studio Burbank or is it Hills Burbank.
Lindsay
But you're gonna have to take the pass because otherwise you get right on the 101. You have to get right off at Barham. It's too quick. I fucking hate that you have to take the pass.
Jeff Lewis
I get so stressed out doing that. Do you? When you. When you get on the 101 at Highland and you have to get off at Barham? No, no, you don't have much time.
Jody Sweetin
Three quarters of a mile bridge and you go over. Yeah, No, I never do that.
Jeff Lewis
It's very trouble.
Jody Sweetin
Why would you get off at Highland? Get on at Highland and off at Barham.
Reza Farahan
You can just stay on Ca.
Lindsay
Yeah, you take the pass, it runs.
Jody Sweetin
Or take the Pilgrims Bridge over. And then you avoid all of the stuff on. Because my kids went to school right above that hill. So I. Every trick you can do in the book, getting around trucks and stuff. On that part particular, when I'm getting.
Jeff Lewis
On the 101, I get in the far, far right lane because you know it merges, right? And then I just tell Shane, hold on. And then I hit that accelerator and I go over five lanes of traffic.
Lindsay
We should explain to non Californians, when you get on the 101, you're getting on on the left side of the freeway, right? And it's a solid white line, so.
Jody Sweetin
You can't cross over.
Jeff Lewis
I cross it.
Lindsay
I cross it almost immediately. You then have your exit and it's four lanes of traffic on it.
Jody Sweetin
I'm pretty sure they painted those white lines so that people wouldn't do what you're doing, Jeff.
Jeff Lewis
You have to watch.
Jody Sweetin
The thing is, they're trying.
Cynthia
You need the time to not do it. You need the time.
Jeff Lewis
You do. You can't wait for that white line.
Cynthia
You can't.
Jeff Lewis
You're gonna solid white line.
Lindsay
The purpose of it is for you to advance fast enough to advance with traffic.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, I already have. As soon as that light turns green.
Jody Sweetin
I got into an accident there years ago.
Jeff Lewis
So did I.
Jody Sweetin
Where it, like where it veers off and then it gets on the freeway. And I was. I was like, I'm gonna go on the freeway. And then at the last second, I changed my mind, but I didn't let anyone know, and I just kind of veered into the car next to me.
Jeff Lewis
Well, the good news is that when I was veering over, someone hit me, rear ended me. So it was their fault.
Reza Farahan
Thank God.
Jeff Lewis
I mean, it was kind of my fault, but it was their fault.
Jody Sweetin
No, I'm just kidding.
Jeff Lewis
It was my fault, but their fault. Do you know what I'm saying?
Jody Sweetin
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cynthia
Hopefully you got a.
Reza Farahan
You rammed your car into them.
Jeff Lewis
No, no, they hit me. They hit the back of me.
Reza Farahan
Because you cut them off.
Jeff Lewis
That's true.
Jody Sweetin
Okay, Right. So it's one of those things where the insurance would be like, you're like 30% responsible and you're like 70, and then you, you know.
Jeff Lewis
Has anyone ever done Weight Watchers before? We do the points. Cynthia.
Reza Farahan
Cynthia. Yeah, yeah. The whole thing is like how many amount of points and you track what you eat during the day and then you allow up to that many points.
Jeff Lewis
As a obsessive. I'm such an obsessive person. I feel like. I feel like the point system is gonna work for me.
Jody Sweetin
I think you kill the game. You would, because you're very like that. That is a. But you also need structure in that way.
Reza Farahan
But you justify whatever. Like, you'll be like, yeah, I can have this. It's just like. It's like two points. I'm not even going to log it and I'll just have do that like 15 times.
Jody Sweetin
I don't know. I think in regards to this, you might be incredibly obsessive about it because you're so paranoid about it that you might be like every single thing. You want to make sure that you're like. You know what I mean? I don't know.
Cynthia
Can you get me a discount code? I'll join with you.
Jeff Lewis
Really?
Cynthia
Yeah, I'll do it, I promise. We can go to the meetings together. We'll do a chump meeting in Burbank.
Jeff Lewis
Well, the thing too is when we go to restaurants, I need to figure out how many points is this and how many points is that.
Jody Sweetin
You know what?
Jeff Lewis
I need like a 24 hour hotline.
Jody Sweetin
Look, it all up on the Internet.
Lindsay
According to the Internet. I looked it up. A 200 pound man weighs 23 to 24 points. A cheeseburger is 12 points. So that's half your day. If you eat a cheeseburger, that's half your day.
Reza Farahan
That's reasonable.
Lindsay
The cheeseburger.
Jeff Lewis
Sizzling cheeseburger at the encore. We gotta get it.
Cynthia
Reza, we can't. How about without 12 points? Without the bun?
Jeff Lewis
No, I gotta have the bun. Is that including the bun, the 12 points?
Lindsay
I believe it is.
Jody Sweetin
Yeah. That's. I think it's probably everything.
Jeff Lewis
All I need is the cheeseburger. And then how much is a martini? How many points?
Jody Sweetin
Four.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, fuck.
Cynthia
What if you do.
Jody Sweetin
Well, four with the blue cheese.
Cynthia
Olives.
Jody Sweetin
Olives are very high in fat.
Jeff Lewis
I gotta have the olives, but.
Jody Sweetin
Well, then maybe not the blue cheese. You know what I mean?
Jeff Lewis
So I can do three martinis and a sizzling cheeseburger.
Cynthia
Yes.
Jody Sweetin
There you go.
Cynthia
You'll be drunk. Drunk and skinny.
Jody Sweetin
There you go. You got it worked out. Yeah. Got the points right.
Jeff Lewis
I've been really into this point seven.
Reza Farahan
Well, and there's some things that are like zero points. Like you can have like a bell pepper or something and just like keep yourself full.
Jody Sweetin
Yeah, I think like vegetables and stuff like that.
Cynthia
Getting full off a bell pepper.
Jody Sweetin
Some really big bell pepper.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, so now I feel better about this.
Lindsay
This is an absolute yes. And I think I'm speaking on everyone in this room, except for Jeff, we're thrilled about this because this is just material. Beyond, beyond. Oh, we can just take you to task.
Reza Farahan
And I'm sure they've made it easy. Like, you don't have to have like a book. I'm sure there's like an app where you just like type in I need a person.
Jeff Lewis
Like, I need somebody I could just call all day, be like, I'm at Craig's. I want to order the truffle chicken. How many points is this?
Reza Farahan
You go on the app and type it in is what I'm saying. That's easier than picking up the phone in Craig's.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, right. Okay. But I wonder if they have somebody like 800. Or maybe I just need their direct number.
Cynthia
Or you just have someone who follows you around all day. And that's from Weight Watchers.
Jeff Lewis
From Weight Watchers.
Jody Sweetin
Yeah. There you go.
Cynthia
They give you a person.
Jeff Lewis
That's what I need. I need a Weight Watchers representative.
Jody Sweetin
You need a Weight Watchers Watcher.
Jeff Lewis
I wonder what that'll cost.
Lindsay
You go to Chili's and you get the awesome blossom. Unfortunately, it's 28 points.
Jeff Lewis
I can't.
Lindsay
You're gonna have to borrow some points.
Jody Sweetin
For two days. Right, that's it.
Lindsay
You have to take.
Jeff Lewis
What's an awesome Blossom?
Jody Sweetin
The fried onion.
Lindsay
The Bloomin Onion.
Jody Sweetin
The Bloomin Onion thing.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, we've got Chili's cards, don't we?
Jody Sweetin
Oh, there's.
Reza Farahan
So we've never gotten an awesome Blossom.
Jody Sweetin
Oh, it's never done. The awesome Fried Onion.
Reza Farahan
Well, if we smooch.
Jeff Lewis
No.
Cynthia
And that's 14 points to be a million calories.
Jody Sweetin
Well, it's like mayonnaise and spices, and it's delicious.
Lindsay
Oh, the loaded chicken wings are 42 points.
Jeff Lewis
I can't eat for three days.
Lindsay
The flatbread pizza is 56 points.
Cynthia
No.
Lindsay
So what would be an appetizer?
Cynthia
Wait a minute. I thought flatbread was supposed to be less caloric than regular dough.
Jeff Lewis
Maybe just get one piece or two.
Jody Sweetin
It depends on what you put on the flatbread. And if it's puffy flatbread or, like, crispy flatbread.
Reza Farahan
If it's puffy flat bread, it's no longer flat.
Cynthia
Correct.
Jody Sweetin
Then it's just bread.
Reza Farahan
We're just talking about pizza.
Jeff Lewis
I bet they want me to. It's like an actor's role. They want me to gain weight for the role.
Cynthia
No.
Jeff Lewis
For sure.
Jody Sweetin
Then you better get over and start eating some awesome Blossoms and some flatbread.
Cynthia
Flatbread.
Jeff Lewis
Maybe they want me to gain 20.
Lindsay
When you go to Chili's, do you get chips and salsa?
Jeff Lewis
Fuck Yeah, I do.
Lindsay
29 points.
Jody Sweetin
No.
Jeff Lewis
Why are you laughing at this?
Jody Sweetin
Now? I'm never gonna get out of my head, though. How many points?
Lindsay
Chips and salsa is fried and corn.
Jody Sweetin
Stop.
Reza Farahan
Eat chips and salsa every day.
Jeff Lewis
My God. We just start with chips and salsa at Chili's.
Jody Sweetin
That feels like air.
Jeff Lewis
There's a lot of points at Chili's.
Reza Farahan
Has anyone thought about this?
Cynthia
I think we're guys.
Reza Farahan
Chili's is not good for you.
Cynthia
It is not.
Jody Sweetin
That's true. I don't think anyone's going there for, like, ever again. Well, health conscious reasons. Look, sometimes you need an awesome Blossom.
Cynthia
Oh, my God.
Lindsay
Now, if you go to Denny's and you get the full order of zesty nachos. 58 points.
Jody Sweetin
Oh, my God.
Reza Farahan
What about the club sandwich at Denny's?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, I love that.
Jody Sweetin
What about the Moon Over My Hammy? Do you remember that? Okay.
Jeff Lewis
Do I still have that?
Lindsay
Club sandwich? Is 25 okay? I can't eat anything else.
Cynthia
No, you can't. You only have 20 to 24 points in a day.
Jeff Lewis
I thought I said I had 28 points.
Reza Farahan
No, you believe four.
Jeff Lewis
You told me 28.
Cynthia
No, no, you just jacked it up.
Lindsay
I said 24 to 28. It'll probably be around 25, but if.
Jeff Lewis
We'Re trying to lose weight. Do I have to. Do I have less points during the day?
Lindsay
You better stock up on bell peppers, honey.
Jody Sweetin
Right. And walk. I don't know, be a little active, I guess.
Reza Farahan
You just have to maybe like get off your ass for a second. Oh, my God.
Jeff Lewis
I like the way she says it. Maybe just be a little active.
Cynthia
Yeah, just walk.
Jody Sweetin
But like, anything to burn more if. Look, if you start training for a marathon, you can eat as many cheeseburgers as you want with martinis.
Reza Farahan
Let's be real.
Jody Sweetin
That's all I'm saying.
Lindsay
I do think Jodi's right. I think you can earn points by being active.
Jody Sweetin
If you're active, it's. It creates. Cause it's basically burning off the calories that you're consuming.
Lindsay
So your gay walk will get you to two chips?
Jeff Lewis
If I do a 30 minute fast. Well, is Weight Watchers gonna tell me this? Because I want more points.
Jody Sweetin
Put it in the app. Probably.
Jeff Lewis
I need more points.
Cynthia
Jameson, can you see how much? 30. A 30 minute brisk walk. How many points it gets?
Jeff Lewis
Starve if I'll.
Cynthia
If you're doing a cheeseburger and martinis, you will.
Reza Farahan
You just need to make better choices. You'll have like a six point lunch and a six point dinner. And it's a six point. Like, what? You just have to learn to break it up.
Jody Sweetin
You get three chips for breakfast, three chips for lunch, and three chips for breakfast.
Cynthia
And a sensible.
Lindsay
For a 30 minute walk, you can earn one to two points.
Cynthia
Oh, my God.
Jeff Lewis
Jameson is loving this.
Jody Sweetin
A 30 minute walk, like, that's.
Jeff Lewis
That's bullshit.
Jody Sweetin
No, that's.
Jeff Lewis
What am I doing with two points?
Jody Sweetin
All you're doing is a 30 minute walk.
Cynthia
Nothing.
Jody Sweetin
That's nothing.
Reza Farahan
Well, and weightlifting. 20 minute, 30 minute weightlift.
Jody Sweetin
You need to be breaking a sweat. And like, physically I can't.
Jeff Lewis
I'm like your mom. I have mobility issues.
Jody Sweetin
Because you're not exercising.
Jeff Lewis
But I'm gonna have to.
Jody Sweetin
Yeah, you are. And I guarantee you, once you start doing it more, actually, you feel it less.
Jeff Lewis
I love that.
Jody Sweetin
But it's just getting through that point. It's getting through that point of like. That's the thing. Look, I eat like shit, but if I go to the gym, I'm like, it's kind of breaking even.
Jeff Lewis
I wonder if we should Start hitting Chili's and Denny's and all that before I start my Weight Watchers program.
Reza Farahan
They don't want you to gain.
Jeff Lewis
I think they do.
Jody Sweetin
I. Look, I.
Jeff Lewis
Obviously, there was some mistake here.
Jody Sweetin
They don't want it intentionally, but if you did it, I couldn't hurt.
Cynthia
But you guys, all my friends that are. That get lipo, before the GLP1s came out, all the friends that got lipo, they would eat whatever they wanted for, like, the two, three weeks, a month before the lipo, because they thought it would just get sucked out.
Lindsay
Good news. They obviously encourage movement, and that's all kinds of movement. So loosely based on the Internet, you could get, for 10 minutes of sex, two points.
Cynthia
Okay, sex is two points, but 30 minutes of a brisk walk is one to two points. Yeah, I'm having. I'm fucking everybody.
Jeff Lewis
So you can eat.
Cynthia
Line them up. Yeah.
Jody Sweetin
20 minutes of sex. That's all. That's it. Simple math. Jeff, one martini, 20 minutes, and is.
Jeff Lewis
Familiar with Weight Watchers. Hi, Ann.
Jody Sweetin
Hey, guys. How are you?
Jeff Lewis
Good. How do I get more points? Ann?
Jody Sweetin
Good, good. Yeah, I was going to say exercise and certain things. Sorry. That Bono barking in the background. My golden doodle. Yeah, he's a little. Yeah, he's something. So, yeah, if you exercise, it's extra points, so that helps. And then I think some things are zero calories, like vegetables, which obviously bell peppers. That's not too fun.
Jeff Lewis
Hey, Anne. I think Bono has to go outside.
Jody Sweetin
Bono's trying to write a new album. I'm so hungry. He's on Weight Watchers. He's very.
Jeff Lewis
I wonder about swimming. I wonder if swimming and swimming's really good. Will get me some good points.
Cynthia
For sure.
Jody Sweetin
Swimming, probably walking.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. All right. Well, thank you. And she's got to take care of Bono.
Reza Farahan
Lean proteins are zero points, so you can have chicken breasts.
Jeff Lewis
Line three. Hi, Lindsay. Hi. What's up?
Jody Sweetin
So I did Weight Watchers for, like, a week. So, you know, I maybe don't have all the information. Yeah. But I'm.
Gigi
For the week that I did it.
Jody Sweetin
I'm pretty sure that if you, like, save all your points, like, so one day you don't use all your points. They roll over to the next day so you can, like, bank.
Reza Farahan
What day will.
Jeff Lewis
Jeff, not Lindsay, you know, that I'm going to use. I'm going to borrow points from the next day and then borrow the points from the day after that.
Reza Farahan
You're going to point.
Jeff Lewis
I'm going to owe them points.
Jody Sweetin
You're just going to. And Then by the weekend, you'll. You'll have, like 100 points, and then you can just do whatever you want.
Reza Farahan
There's no bank.
Jeff Lewis
There's no bank. There's no bank. I'm not going to be able to say enough.
Jody Sweetin
The points that Jeff's going to.
Jeff Lewis
I will use.
Gigi
Okay, well, I'm probably wrong.
Cynthia
You're gonna be able to buy points. They're like miles.
Jody Sweetin
When you're at the airport, you can upgrade.
Cynthia
Yeah, totally. Buy 500 points. You know, like, upgrade yourself, Right?
Jeff Lewis
No, I'm gonna be calling weight Watchers, begging them for more points. Like, Please lend me 10 more points for today.
Reza Farahan
It actually is a good point. If you do, like, become, like, an endorsement, you have to lose the weight. If you gain the weight, it's a bad look for you, for them, for everyone. Like, you. Like, you have to lose weight if you do it.
Lindsay
Yeah, Rez is right, though. That would be good for your commercial where it's just like you saying, can I buy myself more points? It feels very you.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, I just think there's. They've got to give me more points. I can't do it. I can't do it on 24 just like that.
Jody Sweetin
I just.
Jeff Lewis
You know what? I'm going to have my attorney negotiate more points. That's the only way it's going to work.
Reza Farahan
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
I need at least 50 a day. I think you're going to get better.
Jody Sweetin
I think I know that's not. Yeah, the points don't matter to them. It's a matter of how your body processes food, Jeff. And I don't know that you can negotiate your way out of that.
Jeff Lewis
Thank you, Lindsay, for calling. I have to say I meant to do something very kind and considerate yesterday. So I had ordered a salad, and that wasn't going to be enough points, so I ordered a sandwich. And then I thought, okay, I'm going to save half the sandwich in the refrigerator for Ty, because he was coming in last night and I. I knew he probably wouldn't eat, and so I saved it. Well, the idea was to save it. And then at 4:45pm I was so hungry, and so I went into the refrigerator and I ate the rest of the sandwich.
Jody Sweetin
So you had a sandwich and a salad?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Reza Farahan
Even though we had lunch. We had lunch at like one. It was like three hours later.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, that was just like the 4:45. I was just dying. And then I told. I shouldn't have just told Ty. Cause I said, why would you tell him? I meant. Well, I was really considering you. But then I got so hungry that I ate your sandwich.
Jody Sweetin
I wouldn't have brought it up though.
Cynthia
Yeah, I would have just leave it.
Jody Sweetin
Yeah.
Cynthia
Acted like.
Jeff Lewis
Well, I was like, it's the thought. I did think of you, but then I thought I ate it.
Jody Sweetin
I ate it.
Jeff Lewis
Right.
Jody Sweetin
I thought of you and then thought, you know what, Actually I want this instead. So it's not quite the compliment.
Reza Farahan
I think you just let him starve.
Cynthia
Do you think if you had ordered two sandwiches, one of them would have been left over for him? Or would you have eaten the second sandwich as well?
Jeff Lewis
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Cynthia
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Jeff Lewis
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Cynthia
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Jeff Lewis
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Cynthia
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Jeff Lewis
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Cynthia
Good the Oregon Lottery. Together we do good things. Lottery games are based on chance and.
Jeff Lewis
Should be played for entertainment only.
Cynthia
Must be 18 or older to play.
Lindsay
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Jeff Lewis
Multi vehicle discount, Safe driver discount, new.
Lindsay
Vehicle discount, storage discount. How many discounts will you stack up?
Jody Sweetin
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Jody Sweetin
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Jeff Lewis
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Jody Sweetin
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Jeff Lewis
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Reza Farahan
Literally.
Jeff Lewis
So this is really resonating with people. I see. I can't even decide. There's so many. Shane, can you help me here 7.
Reza Farahan
Works for weight Watchers if we want her.
Jeff Lewis
Gigi in New Jersey. Hi, Gigi.
Gigi
Hi, Jeff.
Jeff Lewis
Are you my representative?
Gigi
I am. I work for Weight Watchers in New Jersey and Marlton. I'm a receptionist, a guide. But the program is excellent. Do you have the app? Did you download the app on your phone?
Jeff Lewis
I'm going to, I'm going to do that today, Gigi, because I got to start the points.
Jody Sweetin
Not till after opening.
Jeff Lewis
Gigi, I need to borrow some points.
Gigi
Excellent program.
Jeff Lewis
I'm sorry, do I talk to you about borrowing points?
Gigi
Unfortunately, what, what that girl said about points rolling over, they don't. Per day. You have a certain number of points per day and you should hit your points. You should use all your points, but you also have rollovers for the week. Like you have like 20, I have 23 weekly. And then you have something like 31 or 32 extra points you can use. So if you're going to a event and you have. You were in your points all week that day that you don't do it before your weigh in day, obviously, but you can use all 30 if you want. But they don't roll over. But you do get extra points for exercise. And there's so many zero point foods like chicken, eggs, now ground beef, steak, potatoes. They're all zero point foods.
Jeff Lewis
Wait a minute.
Gigi
Don't go crazy. Like, just, just eat what you normally eat, but don't say, oh, because potatoes are zero. I'm going to like, you know, gorge on potatoes. You don't do that. You just continue as you are. Wine is a five ounce. A four ounce glass of wine is five points.
Jeff Lewis
Now I do the heavy pores. I do the heavy pores.
Reza Farahan
Four ounces of seven ounces.
Gigi
Okay. But there are some alcohols that are light like vodka and things like that.
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Gigi
So just go to your app. They give you the macros too. You have the macros, you can add calories. You see like, you know, you know, your, your fats, your fibers, you know, all the things that you're taking in. It's really an excellent program.
Jeff Lewis
I'm going to download the.
Gigi
Can be really successful on it.
Jeff Lewis
I'm downloading the app today, Gigi.
Gigi
You can scan, you know, you can go, you go out with your chumps, you take a picture of your plate and it can calculate the points. It's like AI they have AI generated. Really, you know, oh my God.
Jody Sweetin
This changed everything. This changed everything.
Lindsay
Yeah, it's like you're a food blogger.
Jeff Lewis
I can take pictures of my food and they'll tell me, take a selfie.
Gigi
Yeah, but you have to. You have to check it, though, because sometimes it's not correct. But they're working on it. You know, they're working on. Oh, so it doesn't work, but it's really amazing.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, I need at least 30 points for that smoke show with Jody Sweetin.
Reza Farahan
Well, you have your.
Jody Sweetin
That's. You have your bonus points.
Jeff Lewis
Can I use my bonus points on Saturday night, Gigi?
Gigi
Yeah, you can. Yeah, you can.
Lindsay
I want my Sunday.
Jeff Lewis
I'm not gonna weigh in. I don't wanna ever weigh in.
Jody Sweetin
No. How about I just eat and never do the program?
Reza Farahan
Weigh in on, like, a third step.
Gigi
My suggestion is when you weigh in, then that night you use, like, you go out to eat. You, you know, indulge a little bit, you know, if you want to.
Jeff Lewis
All right, thank you, Gigi. Let's take line eight. Vanessa in Wisconsin. Hey, Vanessa.
Jody Sweetin
Hi, Jeff.
Jeff Lewis
What's up?
Gigi
So I lost 40 pounds on Weight Watchers, and I'm very similar to you, like, OCD neurotic, and you obsess over the point.
Jeff Lewis
I know.
Gigi
By the way, I just spent a thousand dollars tracking down the Boo Boo, so thank you for that.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, you're welcome.
Gigi
Whatnot. The Whatnot app. You can get whatever the Boo Boos and cases you need. But anyway, that's a separate.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, what not app. Can you write that down? What not app. Okay.
Jody Sweetin
Thank you, Vanessa.
Gigi
For Weight Watchers. On the app, it also has a scanner, so when you're walking through the grocery store or. And you can scan any label and it will tell you how many points it is.
Jeff Lewis
I'm gonna have so much fun with this.
Jody Sweetin
You're gonna love this.
Reza Farahan
You don't go to the grocery store.
Jeff Lewis
I'm going to now. Where's the closest one to my house?
Cynthia
He's just in there scanning, not buying anything, walking around scanning.
Jody Sweetin
Look at what I've got.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, this is fun.
Lindsay
I went to the Internet goldfish crackers for about 55 of them. It's actually only four points.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, I love goldfish and wine. You can have a hundred, and I can have as many potatoes as I want is what Gigi was saying.
Reza Farahan
So we'll have French fries and get fried.
Jody Sweetin
Not the fried, probably. The fried will add oil and fats to it.
Reza Farahan
I don't think she said that.
Jody Sweetin
She didn't, but I don't know that that's the loophole.
Jeff Lewis
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Jeff Lewis Has Issues - Episode Summary: "Jodie Sweetin & Reza Farahan: Exes & Points"
Release Date: June 4, 2025
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Jodie Sweetin, Reza Farahan
In this episode of "Jeff Lewis Has Issues," host Jeff Lewis welcomes his guests, Jodie Sweetin and Reza Farahan, for an engaging and candid discussion. The episode delves into Jodie's personal life, her acting career, and an unexpected yet humorous conversation about weight management and the Weight Watchers program.
[01:33] Jodie Sweetin:
Jodie shares a heartfelt story about taking her mother on a long-awaited trip to England and Scotland for her 75th birthday. She emphasizes the challenges and joys of traveling internationally with her mother, who hadn't been abroad or in an airport for 15 years.
Notable Quote:
"It was wonderful. It was a lot of work, but something she's wanted for her entire life." – Jodie Sweetin at [01:33]
The conversation shifts to Jodie's acting career, specifically her role in the "Jane Mysteries" series on Hallmark. She discusses the evolution of the series, now in its fourth installment, and the chemistry with her co-star, Steven.
Notable Quote:
"The mystery ones are nice because it's not all about relationships. We're actually solving crimes, and it's a 'will they, won't they' dynamic." – Jodie Sweetin at [03:59]
The core of the episode transitions into a humorous debate about Weight Watchers. Jeff reveals that he's been approached by Weight Watchers for a collaboration, leading to a self-deprecating and comedic exchange about his weight and the program's points system.
Notable Quote:
"I've been really into this point seven. I feel like the point system is gonna work for me." – Jeff Lewis at [17:05]
Jodie and Reza engage Jeff in a lighthearted yet relatable discussion about managing Weight Watchers points. They explore the challenges of adhering to the points system while indulging in favorite foods like cheeseburgers and martinis. The trio calculates points for various menu items, highlighting the often overwhelming nature of dietary restrictions.
Notable Quote:
"You can eat as many cheeseburgers as you want with martinis if you train for a marathon." – Jodie Sweetin at [22:30]
The episode features interactions with guest callers, including Gigi from New Jersey, who provides practical tips on using the Weight Watchers app. Gigi explains the app's functionalities, such as scanning food items and tracking macros, which adds a layer of authenticity and usefulness to the discussion.
Notable Quote:
"The program is excellent. You can scan your food, check macros, it's really an excellent program." – Gigi at [32:58]
Throughout the discussion, the guests offer humorous solutions to Jeff's weight concerns, such as calculating points for everyday activities and finding loopholes in the points system. They humorously contemplate strategies like walking to earn points for indulging in high-point foods, emphasizing the often futile nature of strict dieting.
Notable Quote:
"How about a blue cheese olive martini? That's four points." – Jodie Sweetin at [12:01]
The episode wraps up with Jeff expressing enthusiasm to start using the Weight Watchers app, albeit skeptically. The trio leaves listeners with a blend of humor and relatability, addressing common struggles with weight management while maintaining their signature candid and no-filter approach.
Notable Quote:
"I'm downloading the app today, Gigi. I need to start the points." – Jeff Lewis at [33:18]
Personal Stories: Jodie Sweetin's heartfelt recount of her mother's 75th birthday trip highlights the complexities and joys of family adventures.
Acting Insights: Insight into the "Jane Mysteries" series showcases the balance between professional commitments and personal dynamics.
Weight Management Humor: The candid and humorous discussion about Weight Watchers points system reveals the challenges and absurdities of strict dieting plans.
Practical Tips: Guest caller Gigi provides valuable information on utilizing the Weight Watchers app effectively, adding practical value to the conversation.
Relatability and Humor: The episode excels in blending relatable issues with humor, making light of personal struggles while offering genuine insights.
Overall, this episode of "Jeff Lewis Has Issues" combines personal anecdotes, professional insights, and a humorous take on weight management, providing an engaging and entertaining experience for listeners.