Joey Zauzig & Molly Sims: Power Chump & New Therapists

Summary

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Episode: Joey Zauzig & Molly Sims: Power Chump & New Therapists

Date: June 17, 2026
Guests: Joey Zauzig, Molly Sims
Host: Jeff Lewis
Producer/Co-hosts: Shane, occasional input from other team members

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Episode Overview

This reunion episode centers around the candid, messy, and often hilarious dynamics between Jeff, Joey, and Molly. Joey Zauzig returns after a five-month absence post-rift, prompting discussion of their reconciliation, the shifting “chump” power structures in Jeff’s friend cohort, and updates on branding (especially Molly’s beauty line, Wise Beauty). They also veer into food/restaurant takes, parenting tales, run-ins with “sticker police,” luxury car drama, rebranding woes, and a lively round of “Are You Smarter Than a Chump?”

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Major Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Joey’s Return, Reconciliation, and Chump Power Rankings

• Joey is welcomed back, marking their first on-air reunion since a “rift” (01:19, 02:25).
• Molly was pivotal in pushing the group to reconcile – too soon, according to Jeff, who jokes about needing space:

  “Two weeks after, I’m like, no, no. Need more space. … But now, four months in, Molly and I are talking about a chump mixer, and she’s like, ‘What about Joey?’ and I’m like, ‘You know, Molly, I really miss Joey.’” — Jeff (02:51)

• Crystal Minkoff is declared the "power chump," as the rest of the group rallies behind her during Joey's absence (03:24).
• Joey is acknowledged for his uncanny ability to predict who's going to be "thrown under the bus" among the chumps, with Jeff noting,

  “I think you are three for three.” (07:46)
  Joey self-identifies as a bit "witchy" in this, with Molly agreeing.

2. Food, Reviews, and Influencer Brand Evolution

• Joey’s “Caesar wrap” era is discussed; he recently helped co-create a wrap for Sweetgreen (04:20), but the group nudges him to branch out into more restaurant and food reviews, perhaps doing “high-low” spots (05:51).
• A lively debate follows on the best dishes at Craig’s (LA hotspot), including vegan ice cream and the Tink Sundae (05:18).
• Leora, a sandwich/salad spot in Beverly Hills, gets a plug—with Joey flexing he "put that on the map" (06:11).
• Social media strategy advice is woven throughout, including how branding can pigeonhole influencers and why it's important to evolve (05:39).

3. Inside Jokes & Chump Group Shenanigans

• The "sticker police" saga at the Mulholland Hills Tennis Club: Jeff recounts a comic altercation after not having his dashboard sticker (11:12). Despite luxurious trappings (“I had a Rolex on my wrist, I’m driving a Mercedes...” 14:11), security fixates on him:

  “These are the people you are choosing to shake down. It’s not like I pulled in some f***ing old pickup truck with two toothless kids in the back and a rottweiler and a cooler…” — Jeff (14:13)

• The club's Bloody Marys, lunch with family and nannies, and the contrast with Molly’s own chaotic family trips are discussed (15:20).

4. Parenting Problems, School Tactics & Competitive Kids

• Molly shares stories about her children's travel misbehavior and competitiveness, especially her daughter Scarlet striving for straight As (16:07, 18:29).
• Joey admits to skating by on charm and personality in school, confiding:

  “That’s why I don’t know French. I took it for three years, the teacher just liked me. Failed everything. I was just like, we’re gonna at least have to get a C.” (19:08)

5. Branding Woes: The Wise (Now YISE) Beauty Update

• Molly details the rebrand from “Wise” (YSE) to “YISE” (YISE), prompted by customers' inability to spell or pronounce the name (20:27).

  “No one could pronounce it, so we added the ‘I’... Honestly, it’s been three years, can’t tell you how many people have said ‘yse’... I’m over it.” — Molly Sims (20:36)

• Discussion on the cost/complexity of a total rebrand, updating packaging and Sephora support (21:21).
• Jeff provides marketing advice on web domain redirections:

  “So YSE or YISE… You should also do WISE. Sponsor links. That way if I type in WISE, it goes to YISE.” (24:08)

6. Skincare Routine: Listener Q&A

• Multiple call-ins for skincare tips, routines, and product recommendations (28:23, 42:27). Molly lays out easy step-by-step regimens for beginners at (28:46).
• Skincare “hacks,” such as not using Problem Solver during the day (29:41), and Jeff’s overuse of moisturizer because “I have a big fat face” (23:24).

7. “Are You Smarter Than a Chump?”: Game Segment

(33:52)

• A fierce (and often ridiculous) trivia contest between Joey and Molly, with questions at a sixth-grade level.
• Molly flexes with answers on science questions (“carbon dioxide,” “Pacific Ocean,” “Milky Way”), but Joey surprises everyone, ultimately winning:

  “Joey, you won... You are smarter than a sixth grader. … What do I get?” — Jeff (40:34)

• The group lampoons their own gaps in knowledge, with Joey claiming, “Space!” as the name of the galaxy containing our solar system (35:17).

8. Luxury Cars & Lemon Law Stories

• Joey shares he “lemon lawed” his Range Rover, netting a $100,000 settlement (41:07).
• Paid for his G-Wagon in cash; jokes about financial advisers and his commitment to car “ceramic coating” (41:39, 45:09).

9. Therapy & Relationship Status

• Joey’s return to therapy:

  “It’s good. I’m, like, doing it at least once a week now, sometimes twice. … She gives me all these books to read. I haven’t finished one yet, but I’ve started all of them.” (45:58)

• On relationships: Joey claims he really wants to be single (“I just cleared my roster last week—my therapist told me I have to…” 46:32), then admits continuing feelings for his ex.
• Therapy costs are discussed (“$450 an hour — she’s that bitch… a lesbian Armenian who screams at me, and I love her.” 47:35).

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Joey on coming back:
  • "It feels like no time passed." (02:25)
• Molly, on the brand name puzzle:
  • "We added the I. ... It's been three years. I cannot tell you how many people have said 'Yse.' I'm over it.” (20:36)
• Jeff’s ‘sticker police’ rant:
  • “It’s not my full-time job to go around and ask for stickers.” (13:41)
  • “It’s not like I pulled in some f***ing old pickup truck…” (14:13)
• On group transparency:
  • “The chumps are pretty—we’re pretty out there up front…there’s a lot of things we shouldn’t say that we do say, right?” — Jeff (08:42)
• Molly on parenting:
  • “My kids were assholes on the plane.” (16:07)
• Alternative branding brainstorm:
  • “Why beauty is actually kind of chic.” — Joey (44:21)
• On school strategy:
  • “I was hustling. I was like, I want to get out of here and get to work, so let’s just get through this. That’s why I don’t know French.” — Joey (19:08)
• Game show hilarity:
  • Joey: “Space.” (35:17, as the name of our galaxy)
  • Joey: “Six degrees Celsius” (for water’s freezing point; correct answer: 0)
• About therapy:
  • "She’s that bitch. She’s like a lesbian Armenian who screams at me." — Joey (47:35)

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Key Timestamps

• 01:19–03:55: Joey’s return, group reconciliation, “power chump” dynamics
• 04:17–06:52: Food content, restaurant reviews, influencer branding chat
• 11:12–15:16: Tennis club “sticker police” altercation
• 16:07–19:51: Parenting woes, competitive children, school “hacks”
• 20:27–24:40: Wise (YISE) Beauty rebrand deep-dive
• 28:46–29:59, 42:27: Skincare Q&A
• 33:59–40:43: “Are You Smarter Than a Chump?” game show segment
• 41:05–41:59: Joey’s lemon law Range Rover saga, G-Wagon purchase
• 45:58–47:41: Therapy update, relationship status, therapy costs and personalities

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Tone & Style

• The banter is sharp, self-deprecating, unpredictable, and raunchy.
• No one is spared ribbing—including themselves, each other, the brand, and their children.
• The episode is loaded with inside jokes, pop culture references, and unscripted detours.
• The intimate, tell-all style means listeners feel like part of the “chump” group.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode is a true Jeff Lewis experience: chatty, gossipy, full of LA lifestyle detail, and equal parts juicy confession and laughter. Whether you’re in it for the friendship drama, influencer-fueled branding quandaries, or the endless stream of irreverent advice, this is a quintessential, chump-filled ride.

Transcript

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[Molly Sims]

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[Jeff Lewis]

For the last is a decade you've been covering disasters.

[Commercial Narrator]

That's right.

That's why he's here.

[Molly Sims]

The math ain't mathing and the gay ain't gayin'.

[Jeff Lewis]

Later you're gonna need to do maintenance.

[Molly Sims]

Why? To be attractive.

[Commercial Narrator]

For who?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, for us.

[Molly Sims]

Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In today's episode, Joey Zauczig and Molly Sims join the show. Joey's back after a five month pause and Molly has a branding update. Plus, Molly and Joey go head to head. Joey Zauczyk is here.

[Commercial Narrator]

Period.

[Jeff Lewis]

Work bitch. We have so much to catch up on. As you know, big changes here at Sirius xm. Joey.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

We got new lens wipes.

[Joey Zauzig]

I love the new ones. Like just like poppers. A bigger surface area to cover. Really good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now the funny part is if we still had video, which we don't cause they took it away because the budget cuts. We have been like furiously cleaning our phones and our glasses for the last 10 minutes. Have you noticed that?

[Shane]

I mean, no, but it feels really good. Especially after like on a Monday to come in and to sanitize.

[Jeff Lewis]

But if you do take a nice big long sniff, it'll wake you right up.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, that's exactly what we need.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do it right now.

[Joey Zauzig]

I'm opening another one.

[Shane]

Not a fresh one. Asmy, I'm up.

[Molly Sims]

We missed you.

[Joey Zauzig]

I missed you guys. It feels like no time passed.

[Molly Sims]

This is our reunion show.

[Jeff Lewis]

It is a reunion show. Now Molly is. We probably have to give Molly Credit where credit is due. Because Molly did move this reconciliation along. But you started a little too soon. I mean, you started the reconcilia. You pushed me to reconcile two weeks after we had our rift, Joey.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, I love you for that.

[Molly Sims]

I tried.

[Jeff Lewis]

So. Molly tried. Two weeks after, I'm like, no, no. Need more space. Need more space. And then I think enough time went by. We're about now four months in, Molly and I are talking about doing a chump mixer together. And she's like, what about Joey? And I'm like, you know, actually, Molly, I really miss Joey, and I think it would be nice for him to attend. But now, since you've been gone. Since you've been gone, we have a chump who I realized is a power chump.

[Shane]

Who's the power?

[Jeff Lewis]

She's got a lot of power, that Crystal Minkoff. She really does. She a lot of chumps. The chumps, really? And I'm talking about the chump co hosts.

[Joey Zauzig]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

They really love Crystal. Rally behind. I don't see it. But they really. They're really, really into her.

[Commercial Narrator]

They are.

[Joey Zauzig]

They love her.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I had to go to Crystal, who apparently runs this, and I had to say, how do you feel? And I was shocked. She goes, you know what I miss, Joey?

[Caller]

Love.

[Joey Zauzig]

What's not to miss? Just kidding. That's cute. I'm glad to be back. And I love you for pushing it along.

[Molly Sims]

Thank you.

[Joey Zauzig]

And I was just trying to give you your space. That's all I could do. I learned patience. Cause usually I'm pushy, you know, usually. I'm gonna text you a few days after, like, are we cool? Are we good now? I wanted to give space.

[Jeff Lewis]

We have questions.

[Joey Zauzig]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you still doing your Caesar wraps? Of course.

[Joey Zauzig]

My sweet green Caesar wrap that I helped co create launched like, three weeks ago. It's really good and it's doing really well.

[Molly Sims]

It's doing so well anyway.

[Joey Zauzig]

It's doing really well.

[Commercial Narrator]

Really?

[Jeff Lewis]

You had it, Molly.

[Joey Zauzig]

Yes, it's doing really well, and my

[Molly Sims]

kids have had it.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you're still reviewing them.

[Joey Zauzig]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, I would think you'd gone through them all by now.

[Joey Zauzig]

I mean, I have pretty much done them, and now it's kind of just like when people tag me. Like, Broad Street Oyster in Malibu did a lobster Caesar wrap, and it's. Oh, it's insane. It's insane.

[Shane]

Is there a new food group we can pivot to?

[Joey Zauzig]

Yeah, well, we'll see. I have a lot of other things coming up, so it's not just gonna be Caesar wraps.

[Jeff Lewis]

But, you know, I think it's time to branch out.

[Joey Zauzig]

It's time to branch out.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I was thinking, like, this morning, I asked you. Cause you were at Craig's on Thursday. I was there Friday. And I was just curious what you ordered, because I want to make sure I'm not missing anything. And Justin Sylvester is also pretty good about restaurants. Remembers what was good and what to order. Maybe you should do more of that. Like, I'm at Craig'. You gotta do the pigs in the blanket.

[Molly Sims]

You gotta do the vegan ice cream. You gotta do. It's so good.

[Joey Zauzig]

I don't like the vegan ice cream.

[Molly Sims]

Where are you guys?

[Shane]

Tink sundae? Hello?

[Commercial Narrator]

So good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Tink sundae's not vegan ice cream, is it?

[Shane]

It is.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's a lot going on with that sundae.

[Joey Zauzig]

Too much going on with the sun, right?

[Molly Sims]

I love the vegan ice cream.

[Shane]

I love the chocolate chip cookie.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you don't put all that stuff on it that Tinks does, do you?

[Joey Zauzig]

No, the Tink sundae is a little extra.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think so, too, but I love

[Molly Sims]

a little extra every now and then.

[Joey Zauzig]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Maybe my suggestion to you, because I. It's funny. Cause you kind of branded yourself now. Cause now when I. When I look at it, I'm like, okay, what's Caesar? Does he want? What's Caesar like? I feel like you should do it with restaurants now.

[Joey Zauzig]

I will. I do it sometimes with restaurants.

[Molly Sims]

Hotels.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Joey Zauzig]

Yeah. I mean, we're branching out, but restaurants.

[Jeff Lewis]

You should do high low. Right? Cause we don't always want to drop 500 bucks and, like, sit.

[Joey Zauzig]

No, I love high low. Like the hole in the wall.

[Molly Sims]

Well, it's like sandwiches and salads. Leora, that's.

[Joey Zauzig]

Babe, I put that on the map. Hello. Everyone knows I put that on the map.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, wait, I didn't know you put it on the map. I did, but I didn't know I did.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, no. Ask Laura, the owner. Shout out.

[Molly Sims]

It's shout out. It's so good.

[Joey Zauzig]

She's the best.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where is this?

[Joey Zauzig]

It's right under the UTA building in Beverly Hills. You. It's so good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is there parking? Because that's an issue for me.

[Molly Sims]

Yes, there is.

[Joey Zauzig]

Easy.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Joey Zauzig]

And a frozen coffee. You could do a frozen coffee.

[Jeff Lewis]

A frozen matcha.

[Joey Zauzig]

Yeah, a frozen matcha.

[Jeff Lewis]

You better write the shit.

[Shane]

I know. Liora.

[Joey Zauzig]

Joey put a quarter suite. Not full sweet quarter suite. You do a quarter suite and they'll do it for you. Don't do a full half. Sweet. No quarter sweet.

[Shane]

Don't do a full half sweet.

[Joey Zauzig]

Don't do full half sweet.

[Jeff Lewis]

Justin Sylvester says that during these reality shows, like, still flipping out, that there's always someone that's thrown under the bus and ultimately killed. And I thought it was gonna be you. I really thought it was gonna be. Yes. I'm a betting man. And in the beginning, I'm like, I think it's gonna be Joey. But it wasn't Joey.

[Joey Zauzig]

No, it wasn't.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was Annie.

[Molly Sims]

It was Annie.

[Joey Zauzig]

It was Annie. Thank God.

[Jeff Lewis]

I didn't see that coming.

[Joey Zauzig]

I didn't either. No, no, no, no. I fully.

[Molly Sims]

It was not Joey.

[Joey Zauzig]

I knew that it wasn't gonna be me forever. Well, then I was kind of gay. Yeah. But she. Yeah, I. You're saying you never listen to me. Like, I always tell you these things about people in the beginning, and I have these.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're right.

[Joey Zauzig]

I'm never wrong. I think this is the third prediction.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm going to give you credit for that.

[Joey Zauzig]

You know?

[Jeff Lewis]

It is your third prediction.

[Joey Zauzig]

It's my third prediction.

[Molly Sims]

I'm witchy like that, too.

[Jeff Lewis]

Somebody comes in and Joey's like, you got to be careful with that one. You got to watch out for this one. You got to. And honestly, you've. I think you are three for three.

[Joey Zauzig]

I am three for three. It never misses. It's like I never said anything about Key. We'll talk about it next week. Just because, I don't know.

[Jeff Lewis]

You never say anything about Keyan.

[Joey Zauzig]

No, I never say anything about Key and shame, Molly. Because you know what we know people are going to be.

[Shane]

Oh, Keon's shady.

[Jeff Lewis]

We have an example of Keyan's shadiness that you and I both recognized over the weekend.

[Shane]

We pointed it out.

[Jeff Lewis]

Look at him. Look at his face.

[Joey Zauzig]

He always plays coquettish. You know what?

[Molly Sims]

A little bit coquettish.

[Joey Zauzig]

Yeah, he plays a little coquette.

[Jeff Lewis]

What does that mean?

[Commercial Narrator]

Like a little.

[Molly Sims]

Like a little.

[Joey Zauzig]

Like. No, it doesn't mean a little hot. It means a little, like. No. Like a little. Like you're, like, thinking about it like you're trying to play coy.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, okay.

[Joey Zauzig]

No, Zata's just not playful. It's koi.

[Jeff Lewis]

The chumps are pretty. We're pretty out there up front.

[Shane]

Direct.

[Jeff Lewis]

We're not. There's a lot of things we shouldn't say that we do say. Right. It's too much information. But Cian is the opposite, which makes people like us suspicious. So we had to do this pickup. We were filming here at the studio on Saturday, and We got done pretty early. I think we were done by 11:45 or noon. And you and I were planning on going to the country club. And I said for lunch. And so I said to Keon, I'm like, you should join us. And then what did he say, Shane?

[Shane]

He says he had to go because he had some things he had to

[Jeff Lewis]

do and I have to be somewhere.

[Shane]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that was it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I have to be somewhere.

[Joey Zauzig]

You said you have some things to

[Jeff Lewis]

do and I have to be somewhere.

[Shane]

I have to be some.

[Jeff Lewis]

I have to be somewhere.

[Molly Sims]

He probably has to be somewhere.

[Jeff Lewis]

But it's so weird because the rest of us would be like, I, oh, I've gotta meet so and so at the coffee. Oh, I've gotta go. Da da da. But it begs for other questions.

[Shane]

I have to be some other question.

[Commercial Narrator]

Right?

[Joey Zauzig]

I would beg for other questions.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's what he. Is he teasing us?

[Joey Zauzig]

Yes.

[Molly Sims]

Yeah.

[Joey Zauzig]

Do you do it? You like to be like mysterious, which like, I think in the dating.

[Jeff Lewis]

Get him the mic.

[Shane]

He's.

[Joey Zauzig]

I think in the dating world it's like nice to be mysterious, but like in a friend group.

[Shane]

We're not dating, period.

[Joey Zauzig]

That's what I'm saying.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think he's just odd.

[Joey Zauzig]

He's so bad.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's how he answers questions.

[Joey Zauzig]

You are a little vague, but I think it's sexy.

[Jeff Lewis]

And this one over here, if I ask Shane, he's like, oh, I'm eating a broken. We're going to home dep. We're going to barbecue.

[Joey Zauzig]

We're going to do.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, he just tells me everything. So guess what? After he's done talking, there are no follow up questions. I got all my answers with this one. You got. It's like pulling teeth.

[Shane]

I really have no idea where he was on Saturday and Sunday.

[Joey Zauzig]

I like to know.

[Shane]

And it was also.

[Joey Zauzig]

Where were you?

[Jeff Lewis]

It was pride weekend and you missed a really nice lunch.

[Joey Zauzig]

Did you go to the pride parade? You did.

[Jeff Lewis]

Get on the mic, please, if you're gonna speak away. So Molly, Shane and I like to frequent the country club about three times a week. We start off with the spicy tuna on crispy rice.

[Shane]

Delicious.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then we each get half a salad. Cause it's skinty.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, skinty. Half a salad.

[Jeff Lewis]

I do the Mulholland half salad. Can we go hold the beets?

[Molly Sims]

Let's go.

[Joey Zauzig]

Can we go? I love a country club.

[Jeff Lewis]

What you're really gonna love is the country club. Drinks the Bloody Marys. I'm not kidding, Joey. I don't know if it's good for you, though. But they're this tall.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, gas me up, baby. One or two. I could have one or two.

[Jeff Lewis]

Although we did have a little bit of an issue. And then I'm gonna quote Shane that says only you can get in an altercation in the happiest place on earth. That's what Shane said to me.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

We've got a security guard, and he is sticker police at the Mulholland Hills Tennis Club.

[Shane]

And so when you sign up, their policy is that there's a sticker that goes in your dashboard, that they see it and they flag and they just wave you in, right?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I don't. I just drive right by and I just wave. I do a nice little wave. Sometimes I roll down the window, do a little hi pageant wave. And I've been doing this for two weeks because I'm waiting for the stickers. So in the meantime, I just kind of slow down. It's not like I roar through. I mean, I slow down, I wave. No one's. No one stopped me until Saturday. Now I'm already in a little bit of a mood, which I'll tell you why later. A little bit of a mood. So I. And I don't park. Like, I park real close to the clubhouse. Like, I'm the one that will go up and down and up and down so I don't have to walk. So I'm far from the guard house. Now I get out of the car and I see this guy coming towards me like full speed. And he's like, sir, sir, sir. And I go, yeah, what's going on? He goes, where's your sticker? You need the sticker. I go, I don't have a sticker. He goes, well, you need the sticker. And this was the most ridiculous, like, exchange you've ever heard. Because I go, I don't have a sticker. And he goes, well, you need the sticker. I go, I don't have a sticker. He goes, are you a member here? Yes, I am. What's your member number? I don't know.

[Molly Sims]

I never know my numbers either.

[Joey Zauzig]

Of course he knows their member number. Up the top of my head, Bungalows

[Molly Sims]

are there every time.

[Jeff Lewis]

I go, I don't know. So I go, shane, do you know. Do you know the member number? And of course, Shane, 54791. And he goes, what's your name? I go, louis. He goes, well, you. You should know that you can't come in here without a sticker. And I said, all right, well, I New member. I joined two weeks ago. I go, you guys are supposed to send me the stickers. I go, send me the sticker and I'll put the sticker on. But right now I don't have a sticker. He goes, well, you need that sticker. I go, I don't know what to tell you. I go, I don't know what to tell you. I don't have a sticker. I'm waiting for the sticker. He goes, you gotta go to the front desk and you gotta get a sticker. And I go, let me tell you something. I got limited time today. I don't have time to chase a sticker. He's like, it was that ridiculous.

[Joey Zauzig]

Where's the sticker?

[Shane]

The exact.

[Molly Sims]

Did you ever get the sticker?

[Joey Zauzig]

Yeah, like, we need to get the sticker.

[Shane]

Jeff said to him, she said that they would send me the sticker. It's not my full time job to go around and ask for stickers.

[Jeff Lewis]

I can't imagine why Keon didn't want

[Molly Sims]

to join the coolest.

[Joey Zauzig]

Yeah, it sounds. It sounds joyful.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you know how, like, it's just the one. Like you've had a day and then it's just. You just kind of. You're done. You're done. And the sticker police. Meanwhile, the guard house is unattended.

[Shane]

Yeah, you're right.

[Jeff Lewis]

So people are driving in. Just driving in now. By the way, I want to preface this. I was filming that day. I looked nice. I looked nice. I had a Rolex on my. I had a Rolex on my wrist. I'm driving a Mercedes.

[Shane]

I was in full glam this.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shane looked cute. Full glam this. These are the people you are choosing to shake down. It's not like I pulled in some fucking old pickup truck with two toothless kids in the back and a rottweiler and a cooler.

[Commercial Narrator]

You know what I mean?

[Jeff Lewis]

It's like, what do you think I'm doing here? Do you think I'm just sneaking in to use the pool? Why am I the one you're profiling?

[Joey Zauzig]

I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Guess what? It was so easy to get the stickers. I walked right.

[Molly Sims]

Can I get the stickers?

[Jeff Lewis]

It was so easy.

[Shane]

How many? Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. You walked right up.

[Shane]

Yeah. Signed a form, done Two stickers. Literally 10 seconds.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was the easiest thing in the world.

[Shane]

Couldn't have been simpler.

[Jeff Lewis]

But it could have been easier to just mail me the stickers.

[Shane]

It could have been easier if the sign up girl said, okay, now stop upstairs and grab your stickers anyway.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I Got my stickers. We're good.

[Joey Zauzig]

You got the stickers?

[Shane]

No problem.

[Joey Zauzig]

Can we all go? I would love to have a field trip. A moment there.

[Jeff Lewis]

Just gotta have a sticker.

[Joey Zauzig]

Well, yeah, give me a sticker just to make sure I got the sticker police.

[Jeff Lewis]

And we had a lovely lunch.

[Shane]

So good. I mean, the bloody really is like. It's the perfect bloody Mary.

[Molly Sims]

It's like too salty.

[Shane]

It's like a little bit spicy. Like just savory. Delicious.

[Joey Zauzig]

Not too dark.

[Shane]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I'm telling you, I don't know how people do it without nannies because we. So we met my brother and sister in law, my two nieces and nanny, Claudette. I love Claudette.

[Shane]

No, she's adorable. She's car tied.

[Jeff Lewis]

So one of the kids starts acting up. Carrie and Todd, right away. And I think it's because it's a country club and they don't want to be embarrassed, probably. Claudette, could you please take her home? And they just removed her from the situation. Immediately, immediately, immediately. Bye.

[Molly Sims]

Bye.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like she was never there.

[Molly Sims]

Stop. We got such good boundaries.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was great. And we were just able to enjoy our cocktails.

[Shane]

Yeah, we finish our drink.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, they got rid of that kid so fast.

[Molly Sims]

I wanted to get rid of my kids in Colorado Springs this weekend.

[Jeff Lewis]

What happened?

[Molly Sims]

No, they just were assholes on the plane. I mean, I don't know if they realize that other people fly, but it was gray and hitting each other.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, you didn't separate them?

[Molly Sims]

I couldn't because I was in the window. He was in the aisle. And there's only three, so it was like. And then he was by an older woman and he kept like, literally.

[Joey Zauzig]

Wow, that really hurt.

[Molly Sims]

Actually slapping. I'm like, I'm gonna kill you.

[Jeff Lewis]

So where was Stuber during this?

[Molly Sims]

Oh, he was up there with Scarlett. Just like quiet and headphones, reading a script.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, and then he's got you. So you're with the boys.

[Molly Sims]

I'm with the animals.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, where were you? Colorado Springs. Why?

[Molly Sims]

Lacrosse tournament.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, God.

[Molly Sims]

I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm so sorry. How many nights were you there?

[Molly Sims]

Two. It was nice. We stayed at the Polaris, which is Polaris, which is right outside of the naval academy. It was.

[Commercial Narrator]

It was.

[Molly Sims]

I was. The air Force academy.

[Joey Zauzig]

It was great.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is that why you were stuck in the Denver airport yesterday?

[Commercial Narrator]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Because when I called, you were in the Denver airport.

[Joey Zauzig]

I hate the Denver airport.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you have delays?

[Molly Sims]

We had like a three hour delay and then no one could decide on the food. One wanted Shake shack, one wanted Chick Fil a one wanted something healthy. I'm like, oh, my God, I'm going to go.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you guys were on your own. Well, your kids are older now. Is Scarlet still mad at me?

[Molly Sims]

I don't think so.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know why I need her approval, but I just.

[Molly Sims]

She forgot about the swan mirror.

[Shane]

Oh, good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, good.

[Molly Sims]

It's. By the way, it's downstairs in my office.

[Shane]

But.

[Jeff Lewis]

So, what happened? Joey, you're gonna die. We were at a wise beauty event and we were gambling and I taught Scarlett how to gamble. And she's actually. She's very competitive. She's a good gambler. And at the end of the night, whoever had the most, it was like imaginary money. But whoever won the most money, there were prizes. So I think I won $16,000. And I think Scarlet was like 12 to 14,000. So she was real close. But she did not win, so she was very upset. She really beat. She really beats herself up.

[Molly Sims]

She does.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's very competitive.

[Molly Sims]

She's very competitive.

[Joey Zauzig]

Really?

[Molly Sims]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

But that doesn't come from you. I mean, no. I mean, because I said, I'm like. You don't put that kind of expectation on her, like, with grades.

[Molly Sims]

Not for me. I thought she meant. Is she like me? Yeah. No, she puts it on herself. But she's definitely like. She counts everything.

[Jeff Lewis]

But she'll beat herself up if she

[Molly Sims]

doesn't get an A. Yeah, well, she was, like, trying. She's like, okay, I'm gonna go from an 89 to 90. And she did, like, 16 IXLs for the one point. I'm like, give it up, girl. Get the 89C.

[Jeff Lewis]

Monroe does the bare minimum. She feels like she gets a C. She's good.

[Joey Zauzig]

I did the bare minimum. As long as I was passing and got a C. I was like, fuck it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you get a circle?

[Caller]

Well,

[Joey Zauzig]

yes, I got Cs. But then I would just, like, make friends with my teachers. So they would just give me. I'd be like, listen, like, this is not gonna work for me. I gotta, like, go to New York and intern. Like, I was hustling. I was like, I want to get out of here and get to work. So let's just get through this. That's why I don't know French. I took it for three years, but the teacher just liked me. Failed everything. And I was just like, we're gonna at least have to get a C.

[Jeff Lewis]

My middle brother was that way.

[Joey Zauzig]

And it worked.

[Jeff Lewis]

They passed him. Yeah, I don't think he was a great student at all. He Was such a likable guy that they just would pass him.

[Joey Zauzig]

That's what happened with me.

[Jeff Lewis]

I had to fucking work.

[Joey Zauzig]

Yeah, my sister did, too, poor thing. I literally just was, like, lots of work, too, but it's a lot of work to have the personality to talk to these teachers and make them, like, you know, it's a lot of work.

[Shane]

So school.

[Joey Zauzig]

It's a lot of work, dude.

[Jeff Lewis]

What else is school?

[Joey Zauzig]

It's the same kind of shit. You know, You've really got to work them. I'm a personality and a school.

[Molly Sims]

Like, literally, Gray will just, like, look at you and, like, bat those blue eyes and those chubby cheeks and that peroxide blonde hair. He will get away with murder.

[Joey Zauzig]

I love a peroxide blonde hair.

[Molly Sims]

I know. Brooks wants to.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, no, no, no. He looks good as a brunette.

[Molly Sims]

I know, but he wants to do this whole lacrosse thing because he's Colorado Kings kid. He's like, one of his favorite, like, kids cross. He's going to Notre Dame. And they all did, like, 31 to all on the Colorado Kings. They all bleached their hair. It's kind of cute.

[Joey Zauzig]

It's really cute.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know if I would let that happen.

[Joey Zauzig]

I might go bleach again.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, Joey.

[Joey Zauzig]

But it. Did it really scream crisis?

[Molly Sims]

But I think, like, he can't do

[Joey Zauzig]

that if the shoe fits.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now what's happening with Wise? Nobody could spell it. Nobody could find it. So now you had to change the name because Chomps couldn't spell it.

[Molly Sims]

No one could pronounce it. So we added the I. It's okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

So how do we spell it now?

[Molly Sims]

Y, I, S, E. So it's still misspelled a little bit? Oh, yeah, a little bit. But no, look, it's been three years. I cannot tell you, like, how many people have said yse. Yse. I'm over it.

[Jeff Lewis]

What does the I stand for then? What is the yse stand for again?

[Molly Sims]

Wise. To be wise. Like, it's.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I thought they were. They stood for something like three. Okay. All right. So now we're. Y, I.

[Molly Sims]

If you see anything, it's not fake. It's not, like, off market. It is Y, I, S, E. What

[Jeff Lewis]

is this costing to do a rebrand? Is this, like, all that money they wasted @SiriusXM on their rebrand?

[Joey Zauzig]

So you have to change every single package? Every single package, every single marketing tool.

[Molly Sims]

I want people to be able to pronounce the name. I want them to not like, what's it called? What is that again?

[Joey Zauzig]

You're going to have to get a new blow up.

[Jeff Lewis]

So that's been a real issue, like with marketing research and all of that, that people can't find it. Spell it, don't know how to pronounce it.

[Molly Sims]

Don't know how to pronounce it. So it's good.

[Shane]

But.

[Jeff Lewis]

But what about. Aren't you in every Sephora now?

[Molly Sims]

I'm in every Sephora, so we're going to change it out. They were really supportive of it, which I was really happy because when we went to them, I was a little nervous.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you're going to sell out of the yse before you do Y I S E. So you're not going to have like a bunch of waste.

[Molly Sims]

No, no, no. I would never do that.

[Jeff Lewis]

By the way, I need. I appreciate you sending products to me, but I need. I only want to take the ones that I use. Okay. Okay. So right now, this is what I'm out of.

[Molly Sims]

Okay. Jameson, give me a pen, please.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you. And by the way, everybody, place your order with Molly right now.

[Shane]

I'm out of the Peptides.

[Molly Sims]

Okay, I'm gonna. I did the X pads, the peptide and the. Oh, my God, it is amazing. It's the last four months I prepped with it for Sports Illustrated for the swim show that I walked. God bless my America that I did that. But yes, I did it with my exped.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you've missed out on a lot of new products, Jo.

[Joey Zauzig]

I've missed out on a lot of new products. They just sent me a huge package.

[Molly Sims]

The Extreme Glow Dewy Peptide is.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't have that.

[Shane]

It's really.

[Molly Sims]

Get the pink one.

[Commercial Narrator]

Yes, you do.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I've been using Problem Solver, though.

[Molly Sims]

Other problem solvers. Did I get it for discoloration? I'm gonna. I'll make you.

[Jeff Lewis]

I need the Problem Solver because all

[Molly Sims]

the age spots I bought, the refills.

[Jeff Lewis]

Jameson, what do you need?

[Joey Zauzig]

All of it. I've been using the exfoliating gel and I love.

[Commercial Narrator]

I love.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's my favorite.

[Shane]

I love it.

[Jeff Lewis]

God, you and I, we have a lot in common. Twin flames pretty much. I love it. Don't you?

[Shane]

I love it.

[Jeff Lewis]

How often do you use it?

[Joey Zauzig]

Three times a week.

[Jeff Lewis]

I used it this morning.

[Joey Zauzig]

Yeah, this is very green.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I'm out of extremely rich moisturizer too. Molly, Molly, you need one in a bigger container. I go through it too quickly. The extremely rich moisturizer. Moisturizer.

[Molly Sims]

I know, I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

I need a larger size.

[Molly Sims]

I know. I'm doing it right. I don't worry.

[Jeff Lewis]

It lasts like five days.

[Molly Sims]

I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

I have a big fat face.

[Molly Sims]

I took so much Extremely Rich this weekend to Colorado. My skin was

[Joey Zauzig]

like. There's a lot of space to cover, babe.

[Jeff Lewis]

A lot of chins. I gotta. I gotta cover with that extremely rich moisturizer.

[Molly Sims]

Okay. But we are doing a little. A little something special for our wise changeover for Jess. Same Joey. We're doing. If you get the X pads or the refill. X pads. We're adding a Extreme Glow Dewey Peptide, a mini.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I want that Dewy peptide. I gotta try it. How long have you been using it?

[Molly Sims]

So good.

[Shane]

Since it came out. That was probably like.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, here's the confusing part, though. Are we going to ysebeauty.com or we going to yisebeauty.com site? Okay.

[Molly Sims]

YSE will go to Y I, S, E. Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

So YSE or Y I, S E. You should also do W I, S e. No. Well, because. Yes, you should. And then sponsor links. That way, if I type in W I, S, E, it goes to Y I, S, E. That's true, actually.

[Joey Zauzig]

That's a good point.

[Jeff Lewis]

Especially with. Because some people spell it correctly.

[Molly Sims]

I know.

[Joey Zauzig]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So for the educated. Actually, for the educated chumps that spell correctly. That would not be you, Joey. Yeah. Redirect it.

[Shane]

Yeah, for Joey.

[Jeff Lewis]

No one's thought of this.

[Molly Sims]

I don't know, because I feel like

[Joey Zauzig]

if people are listening, they're gonna go to YIS.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, but you gotta use code Jeff.

[Molly Sims]

Code Jeff. 15% off. You guys are gonna.

[Joey Zauzig]

15%.

[Molly Sims]

But you're getting the. You're getting the Extreme Glow Peptide Mini with the X pads or the refills.

[Joey Zauzig]

That's me, Jo.

[Molly Sims]

Like, skin glow.

[Jeff Lewis]

I've never used the pads. I like the gel in the.

[Molly Sims]

It's crazy.

[Joey Zauzig]

The exfoliating gel.

[Molly Sims]

Especially if you spray tan. Get all that shit off your face.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Molly Sims]

That's gonna make it smooth. I mean, the gel is amazing. I do it two to three times a week in the shower. But the. So for the Sports Illustrated, we did the X pads. I did that right before my spray tan. We did the Dewey Peptide. I did the Model Behavior. I, like, religiously did. And the Problem Solver every night.

[Joey Zauzig]

The X pads are really good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Before spray tan and the skin glow. Was Bethenny Frankel in Sports Illustrated?

[Molly Sims]

She was in Sports Illustrated and she also walked.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, okay. Now that makes sense.

[Molly Sims]

She was awesome. Her body was amazing. She just.

[Jeff Lewis]

Honestly, how did she keep that body like that girl?

[Molly Sims]

And she's got the best new boyfriend. He Is this amazing ex hockey player from Canada. So cool. She's so happy. She was amazing. Like I'm telling you, she likes this guy.

[Shane]

She.

[Molly Sims]

She's good with the girls.

[Jeff Lewis]

How can you guys and be that thin? How do you eat Molly and be that thin?

[Molly Sims]

Oh, I starved.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, you did?

[Molly Sims]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you were just so hungry.

[Molly Sims]

I was starving.

[Jeff Lewis]

So what was the first thing you really ate when you were done?

[Molly Sims]

I drank and had some cookies and chocolate.

[Jeff Lewis]

Mm, nice.

[Joey Zauzig]

I feel like it's always hungry. I'm so hungry. I'm always so hungry.

[Molly Sims]

By the way. That's great. Instead of hungry. I'm starving.

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey. You know they now offer protein shakes at We Care, which we could have used.

[Joey Zauzig]

So fucked up.

[Jeff Lewis]

We could have used that when we were starving to death.

[Molly Sims]

I've been in Wecare like 197 days.

[Joey Zauzig]

Me too.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, they weren't. They didn't have protein then. Although I don't want the protein that Cian recommended.

[Joey Zauzig]

What's the protein?

[Jeff Lewis]

You know he was trying to bulk me up on protein shakes.

[Joey Zauzig]

Yeah, well, that's why.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, you were, dick.

[Joey Zauzig]

It's the only way. But really, Whole Foods protein shakes?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I was gaining all this weight from the protein shakes.

[Shane]

I told him to consume more protein and he just added it to his

[Jeff Lewis]

diet instead of supplementing. You didn't tell me to supplement it.

[Shane]

Well, that's obvious.

[Joey Zauzig]

What do you mean supplement it got.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's not obvious. It's not obvious.

[Molly Sims]

You can't add it.

[Shane]

Instead of like cutting out the bacon, he would just have the protein shake with the bacon.

[Molly Sims]

No, it's either one or the other.

[Jeff Lewis]

He didn't tell me that.

[Joey Zauzig]

It's all just about protein. One gram per body weight.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, Catherine in Canada, line two. Oh, the love. Hi, Kathryn. Kathryn, hello.

[Caller]

I'm so excited. Work bitch.

[Joey Zauzig]

Work bitch. Thank you, love. It's good to be back.

[Caller]

Work bitch.

[Joey Zauzig]

Work bitch.

[Caller]

Yeah, work bitch. Work hard, Molly. Speaking of working hard, when is wise beauty with an I and E? Whatever. When is it coming to Canada?

[Molly Sims]

It's probably going to come either the beginning or the middle of next year. We're doing all the things that you have to do for your regulation for the outside of the box. We're on it. We cannot wait to be in Canada.

[Caller]

You gotta get the French on it.

[Molly Sims]

I know, I got. I'm doing it. Don't worry.

[Caller]

I won't take. I won't take up any more of your time. But I'm so happy. Long time listener, first time caller for Joey.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you, Kathryn.

[Joey Zauzig]

Thank You, Kathryn. Love you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Line five, Andy in Indiana. Hi, Andy. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hi. How are you guys doing?

[Jeff Lewis]

Great, thank you.

[Molly Sims]

Hi, Andy.

[Caller]

Hey, chomps. Welcome back, Joey.

[Joey Zauzig]

Thanks, babe.

[Caller]

Then I've got a question. Question for Molly. I am a 59 year old woman who needs desperate skin care. And I'm just kind of. I need like the skin care for dummies. And I need it like step by step, when to take it morning, when to take it afternoon. But at night, like I just. Is it all like labeled out that way?

[Molly Sims]

You can go on the website YISC Beauty or YSE Beauty, but do the X pads. Number one thing, X pads. Then you're going to do your dewy peptide glow. That's the pink. Then you're going to do your skin glow for your SPF 30, for your prime protection and glow. And then at night, use your extremely rich moisturizer. It's in a glass jar. Your last call. And your problem solver. It's pretty. It's that we've got the morning routine and the nighttime routine. And then you can do the gel, the X gel in the shower for like, you know, kind of just resetting, like the texture of your skin. It'll get all the, you know, sunscreen, everything. I sweated so much this weekend. It was disgusting. Just like it's, it's, it's great.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you, Andy. Thank you for your call. I have a question.

[Molly Sims]

Thank you, Andy.

[Jeff Lewis]

This morning I used the exfoliating gel. Then I used the extremely rich moisturizer. That's when I noticed I'm almost out. Which hopefully you're gonna replenish today.

[Molly Sims]

Yes, I told you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Then I did the problem solver. Am I doing that in the. No, I did it in the day.

[Molly Sims]

You don't do the problem solver during the day.

[Jeff Lewis]

I do it during the day.

[Molly Sims]

No.

[Joey Zauzig]

Why not?

[Molly Sims]

It's transexemic.

[Jeff Lewis]

I did it during the day.

[Molly Sims]

Cell turnover. No, do it at night. A dime before you go to bed. All over.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I'd use it. More than a dime.

[Shane]

A quarter.

[Molly Sims]

A quarter.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, at least a silver dollar.

[Molly Sims]

Then you're.

[Joey Zauzig]

Well, honey, that's why you're running through it.

[Shane]

A 50 cent piece.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, so why can't my cells regenerate during the day?

[Molly Sims]

I mean, they can, but it's. It's more of a nighttime thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shit. No one told me that.

[Commercial Narrator]

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[Joey Zauzig]

I told you.

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[Jeff Lewis]

All right, we are going to put play. We've played this before. Another installment of are you smarter than a chump?

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, God.

[Molly Sims]

Oh, God.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, we are.

[Joey Zauzig]

We're really. We're gonna be.

[Jeff Lewis]

Molly, you've spent your career proving you're more than just a pretty face. Joey, you've spent your career proving that all you have is a pretty face. Today we'll find out which one of you is smarter than a sixth grader. Joey, you get to answer first. And Molly, you can steal it if he misses. Joey, what is the largest ocean on Earth?

[Joey Zauzig]

The Atlantic.

[Molly Sims]

Steel. Pacific.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shane, it's the Pacific.

[Joey Zauzig]

Work, bitch. They're both the same thing at the end.

[Molly Sims]

Okay, yeah.

[Joey Zauzig]

No, it's not like one's that much bigger.

[Commercial Narrator]

True.

[Shane]

It's true.

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey, what is the capital of the United States?

[Joey Zauzig]

Washington, D.C. you are correct.

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey, what gas do plants absorb from the atmosphere? Look at his face.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oxygen.

[Molly Sims]

Steel. I just did this with rogues. Carbon dioxide.

[Joey Zauzig]

See, this isn't fair, because she has like a sixth grader, basically. So she's doing this every day.

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey, what is the name of the galaxy that contains our solar system?

[Joey Zauzig]

Space.

[Jeff Lewis]

Molly.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, here we go. See, she's on hold now. She's.

[Molly Sims]

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Jeff Lewis]

The galaxy that contains our solar system.

[Molly Sims]

I know this

[Commercial Narrator]

path.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, outer space?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, the Milky Way.

[Caller]

The Milky Way.

[Molly Sims]

I knew the Milky Way.

[Jeff Lewis]

You didn't say it.

[Joey Zauzig]

I totally knew the Milky Way. I was just trying to give Molly a little second.

[Shane]

His first guess was space. His second guess was outer space.

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey, who wrote Romeo and Juliet?

[Joey Zauzig]

Shakespeare.

[Jeff Lewis]

You are correct.

[Shane]

The score is too far.

[Joey Zauzig]

Arnold Armstrong. Bitch.

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey, what is the freezing Point of water in degrees Celsius.

[Joey Zauzig]

Six degrees Celsius.

[Jeff Lewis]

Molly?

[Molly Sims]

32.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, I was gonna say that, but then I was gonna say it, but.

[Molly Sims]

32 degrees Fahrenheit.

[Joey Zauzig]

I backtracked. I need to go with my first guys.

[Molly Sims]

Okay, Celsius.

[Joey Zauzig]

I'm gonna go with my first guys.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is a hard one. I just. Just did this with Monroe. What are the three branches of the United States government?

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, uh, Senator.

[Molly Sims]

No, the branches.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, the branches. Oh.

[Molly Sims]

Executive.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, Molly. Molly. You're stealing it.

[Molly Sims]

No.

[Joey Zauzig]

You could go. You could go.

[Jeff Lewis]

You just stole. You're stealing it.

[Molly Sims]

No, I can't.

[Joey Zauzig]

I'd like you to go.

[Molly Sims]

Okay.

[Joey Zauzig]

I don't get into politics. I try not to talk about politics.

[Molly Sims]

Executive. Judicial.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Molly Sims]

Executive Judicial.

[Jeff Lewis]

And starts with an L.

[Joey Zauzig]

Legislation.

[Molly Sims]

Legislation.

[Jeff Lewis]

Legislator.

[Joey Zauzig]

Legislator.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do we give that to Molly? No one gets it.

[Shane]

It's still two to three.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, Joey, what is the largest mammal in the world? Don't say Jeff Lewis.

[Joey Zauzig]

Girl. We know that already.

[Jeff Lewis]

Second largest.

[Joey Zauzig]

A rhino. What? I have Papala's seal.

[Molly Sims]

Whale.

[Joey Zauzig]

Seal or whale?

[Jeff Lewis]

Whale.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, a whale. The great white.

[Jeff Lewis]

Molly's correct. She said it's the blue whale.

[Joey Zauzig]

The blue whale.

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey, who painted the Mona Lisa?

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, Molly, don't know.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, my God. I know this one. Pride really got. I'm just a little rusty at the moment.

[Molly Sims]

Very famous actor reminds you of that actor.

[Joey Zauzig]

That does not help. That just threw me way off. That just threw me way off.

[Commercial Narrator]

Thank you.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, Gimona Lisa. Oh, Leonardo da Vinci.

[Jeff Lewis]

You gave that to him, Molly.

[Joey Zauzig]

Okay, she actually didn't. I didn't even hear her.

[Shane]

She did it. Now it's tied three to three. So not your best move, Joey.

[Jeff Lewis]

What organ pumps blood throughout the human body?

[Joey Zauzig]

The heart.

[Jeff Lewis]

You are correct. How many sides does a hexagon have?

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, my God, I hate this question. One, two, three. Oh, a hexagon. So eight sides. 12 sides. Six sides. 12.

[Jeff Lewis]

Six.

[Joey Zauzig]

Six.

[Jeff Lewis]

Molly's correct.

[Joey Zauzig]

I was thinking about Pentagon.

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey, who is Octagon?

[Joey Zauzig]

Which is 5.

[Molly Sims]

Octagon is 8.

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey, who was the first president of the United States?

[Joey Zauzig]

George Washington. I was obsessed with George Washington.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, they're kind of hot. What is the name of the line that divides Earth into the Northern and Southern hemispheres? Don't do it, Molly. Don't help him.

[Joey Zauzig]

Like longitude and latitude or like, in the middle.

[Jeff Lewis]

Molly, stop it.

[Molly Sims]

You're.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're competing with the equator. Oh, you got it, Molly. You're going to lose.

[Molly Sims]

No, I'm not. Go.

[Jeff Lewis]

Which ancient civilization built the pyramids at Giza.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, the. Egypt. Like Cleopatra. Like the Egyptians.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, wow.

[Shane]

Okay. Like Cleopatra.

[Jeff Lewis]

What do you call a scientist who studies weather?

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, an ar. No, not an archaeologist, bitch. A.

[Jeff Lewis]

A. Molly, stop.

[Joey Zauzig]

Wait. What? A meteorologist.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God. I think. Molly, you're gonna lose this.

[Joey Zauzig]

Don't underestimate me, Joey.

[Jeff Lewis]

Which continent is the largest by land area? Largest continent?

[Joey Zauzig]

Well, okay. Like the Northern Hemisphere, Molly.

[Molly Sims]

Asia.

[Joey Zauzig]

Asia.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, what's the score now?

[Shane]

Well, now it's. It's.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, I knew that.

[Shane]

Joey. Five. Molly.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, shit. Molly. Oh. So we'll ask Joey. Joey, what is the name of the largest bone in the human body?

[Joey Zauzig]

The femur.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God. You are surprising me.

[Joey Zauzig]

I know. I've done a lot of work on myself over the past five months.

[Jeff Lewis]

Last question. What is the currency used in Japan?

[Joey Zauzig]

Well, I've never been. So I don't.

[Molly Sims]

You've never been to Japan?

[Joey Zauzig]

I've never been to China. Or to Asia.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, let's answer the question.

[Joey Zauzig]

I've never been to Japan.

[Molly Sims]

China's not Japan.

[Joey Zauzig]

I know, babe. I just said Asia.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, do you know currency used in Japan, Dolls?

[Joey Zauzig]

DH oh, no, that's Dubai.

[Molly Sims]

No. Yen.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yen. Okay. All right, so what was the score?

[Joey Zauzig]

Yeah, but she's, like, rich, and she's been there before. Like, I've never.

[Shane]

It's six. Molly. Nine. Joey.

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey, you won.

[Joey Zauzig]

What do I get?

[Jeff Lewis]

You are smarter than a sixth grader. You get satisfied, you get some wise beauty. Well, Yisc, though.

[Joey Zauzig]

Yisc. But you can also do ysc.com. we'll direct you to the same website code.

[Jeff Lewis]

Jeff, you better fix that, Molly.

[Molly Sims]

I will.

[Shane]

Yeah, it does.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so, Joey, I have a quick question. I'm almost like, maybe I'll regret asking this. What happened to the Range Rover?

[Joey Zauzig]

You were Range Rover bought it back or. No, they didn't buy it back. They. They bought it back and they gave me a settlement.

[Molly Sims]

Wait, what happened?

[Joey Zauzig]

I Lemon Lawed my car. So it was in the.

[Molly Sims]

My girlfriend just Lemon Lawd her car?

[Joey Zauzig]

Yeah, they gave me. They gave me 100 grand.

[Molly Sims]

Range Rover, electric.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, so they gave you how much?

[Shane]

No, that's a lot of money.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you serious? I should lemon lawn my cars?

[Joey Zauzig]

It took two years.

[Jeff Lewis]

How much? Went to the attorney, though.

[Joey Zauzig]

I just got 100 grand. They took the rest. So they settled with them for, like, 10,000 more than 100 and took 10,000.

[Jeff Lewis]

Congratulations.

[Joey Zauzig]

Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

So did you plunk that whole down payment on that G wagon?

[Joey Zauzig]

I paid the G wagon in cash.

[Commercial Narrator]

Wow.

[Joey Zauzig]

Well, my financial advisors and Stuff are like, if you really want to do this, you can't. Because most of my money just goes into my three big portfolios. I don't spend that much money. And I was like, I really want this. I don't want a car payment anymore. I just want to have this car forever. And just like for the next 10, 15 years, whatever.

[Jeff Lewis]

And how long will you have it? 10, 15 months probably.

[Joey Zauzig]

I'm already ready to go.

[Molly Sims]

What's this whole thing on leasing and buying?

[Joey Zauzig]

Kind of thinking about going back to a Range Rover.

[Shane]

They will not allow that. They'll be like, get out of my shoulder.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I wouldn't let you in that dealership. I would just lock the door.

[Joey Zauzig]

They probably already have it. I think I'm on the black.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I think so too. I'm blacklisted listed from Land Rover Anna in Virginia. I don't know if it's Ana or Anna.

[Joey Zauzig]

Shout out, Virginia.

[Caller]

Shout out, chums. I love you guys so much. Welcome back, Joey.

[Molly Sims]

Thank you, Molly.

[Caller]

My skin, four years old. My skin has never looked better. I will never use anything other than wise beauty. I do have a question for you though. With my morning cocktail, my primer and my peptides, do I still need the, the other glow? If I'm using the peptides, do I still need that?

[Molly Sims]

Yeah. So that's it. So if you do your extreme glow dewy peptide, so do that after the pad or actually do it after morning cocktail. But then the skin glow, you can wait like, wait like a minute and a half, two minutes and then do the skin glow because you got to have spf. And also it's going to give you like, like blurring filter. It's going to kind of just blur everything.

[Caller]

A little question. I use the morning cocktail after the pads or do I use it after the peptides?

[Molly Sims]

You use it right after the pads. The morning cock always goes first. Your vitamin C always goes shit down for me.

[Jeff Lewis]

I can't remember that.

[Caller]

I just want to say this. My husband's African American. He's 50, but he looks 35. It's so annoying. Black doesn't crack, but everyone's been complaining. Me on my skin. This motherfucker starting to use my wife products. So I had to up my subscription. I had to fucking up my subscription. I'm like, you're black, motherfucker. You don't need this.

[Jeff Lewis]

Please clip that for next week.

[Caller]

And that is amazing.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thanks for your call.

[Molly Sims]

Anna.

[Shane]

Shout out to your husband.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shout out wisebeauty.com code jeff. But how do you spell It Shane.

[Shane]

Y, I, S, E or Y S, B.

[Molly Sims]

Do you like the new name change?

[Joey Zauzig]

I do. I think it's better for parents.

[Shane]

I think it's good.

[Jeff Lewis]

I kind of like the old one.

[Shane]

You do the old one? It's like it doesn't even spell wise.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's just one less letter this way

[Joey Zauzig]

it'll make it just do.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, just Y. Let it A Y, Y.

[Joey Zauzig]

Beauty.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why Beauty?

[Shane]

Why?

[Joey Zauzig]

Beauty is actually kind of chic.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shorten it.

[Joey Zauzig]

Why?

[Jeff Lewis]

Let's change it again.

[Joey Zauzig]

Why Beauty?

[Jeff Lewis]

Why?

[Molly Sims]

Why? Yeah, nobody think about it. Why? I, I. Why is the eye. You're doing something for yourself. You're giving.

[Commercial Narrator]

You're.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's all confusing.

[Shane]

You're putting the I in Y's.

[Joey Zauzig]

I like the name change. I think it's gonna be better for.

[Jeff Lewis]

Pronounced like Molly Sim.

[Joey Zauzig]

Oh, Molly Sim's beauty.

[Shane]

No, don't pass these.

[Jeff Lewis]

Don't remember why? Why?

[Shane]

Because then if you. No, no offense, but if she gets canceled and the whole brand is canceled, you need to.

[Jeff Lewis]

You never get canceled.

[Shane]

You especially.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, maybe because you. Yeah, you're right. Use a different name.

[Shane]

Yeah, that's smart. That's marketing 101. That's.

[Caller]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's a good thing Jill's Aaron. Oh, she did put her name on it.

[Shane]

That's why no one's buying the wrong.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, shit. What is a surprise. What is a ceramic coating?

[Joey Zauzig]

Did you do that on your. Everyone has to put a ceramic coating.

[Jeff Lewis]

That sounds like an upsell.

[Joey Zauzig]

No, it's not.

[Shane]

I want that.

[Joey Zauzig]

I do it on all my cars. And they basically like. They.

[Molly Sims]

So no one can key you.

[Joey Zauzig]

They buff it out first? Well, ye. But they buff it out first. And then they put three layers of ceramic coating. So it just protects the paint. It lasts like four or five years easier. It stays cleaner way longer.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, how much?

[Joey Zauzig]

I think it's like 1500, a thousand? I didn't pay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think if you didn't pay for it.

[Joey Zauzig]

No, I work with my. I got him like 42,000 bucks.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. And it's gonna protect the paint if you have a. If you keep the car for a while. But on the lease, you're not gonna do that because you're gonna take it back in 36.

[Joey Zauzig]

Yeah, no, I mean, I lease.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, if you own your car. Okay.

[Joey Zauzig]

I do regardless. Because, like, it's gonna just look better. Like, when it rains, it, like, kind of pebbles up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shane, you gotta get the ceramic coat on.

[Joey Zauzig]

I'll hook you up with my guy. He'll give you friends and family.

[Shane]

I want It.

[Jeff Lewis]

How's therapy going?

[Joey Zauzig]

It's good. I'm, like, doing it at least once a week now, sometimes twice a week. It's a lot of, like. She gives me all these books to read. I haven't finished one yet, but I've started all of them.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, she shouldn't do that. See, if I was. I told her, that's dumb. It's dumb to give you a book.

[Joey Zauzig]

I know. She was like, I needed to start doing the audible book. But it's working. I like it. You know?

[Molly Sims]

Are you anybody?

[Joey Zauzig]

No. Right now? Right now I'm single.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're never single.

[Joey Zauzig]

Right now, I really, really, really do want to be single, because I have

[Jeff Lewis]

things that I want to want to be single.

[Joey Zauzig]

I want to be single right now.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you're not single.

[Joey Zauzig]

I am single.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you always have hookups and things like that.

[Joey Zauzig]

I just cleared my roster last week. My therapist told me I have to tell. I was, like, dating. Like, I just was like, I still really love my ex, who we just ended up with. So, I mean, I.

[Jeff Lewis]

Which ex is this?

[Joey Zauzig]

I was dating him for, like, the last. My most recent one.

[Molly Sims]

You still dated?

[Joey Zauzig]

I still. I still, like, love him, and I think I saw him last week for the first time, and there's definitely still something there. But I definitely have some things I want to, like, work on myself, and I think it's gonna take a little bit of time. So I can't be in a relationship. Um, not at the moment, but maybe down the line. But I don't know. Like, I.

[Jeff Lewis]

The first thing your therapist should know is that you're not gonna do the homework. So I wouldn't even waste the time giving you a book.

[Joey Zauzig]

I tell her that's just stupid. I told her. I was like, I'm paying you.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm not reading a book either.

[Joey Zauzig]

It's expensive, though.

[Jeff Lewis]

How much is it?

[Joey Zauzig]

$4.50 an hour.

[Molly Sims]

Ooh, that's expensive.

[Jeff Lewis]

What are we paying?

[Joey Zauzig]

Well, she's that bitch.

[Molly Sims]

Is she good?

[Joey Zauzig]

She's really good, but she yells at me.

[Jeff Lewis]

350. I think I paid 350.

[Joey Zauzig]

It's still expensive. It's all expensive. I'm like, I don't know how much 450 is.

[Molly Sims]

That's a lot.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, 350 is the threshold for me.

[Joey Zauzig]

She's that bitch. She's like a lesbian Armenian who screams at me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, well, all you have to say is, les, you have me at lesbian.

[Joey Zauzig]

I need to.

[Jeff Lewis]

I pay 550. Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Live every weekday on Sirius XM as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel exclusively on the SiriusXM app.

[Commercial Narrator]

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[Molly Sims]

Huh?

[Commercial Narrator]

Nibbles gone too soon. May he scurry in peace.

[Joey Zauzig]

Hey, sorry about your pet, but I just wire stuff.

[Commercial Narrator]

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[Joey Zauzig]

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