
Julia Cunningham, John Hill, & Shane Douglas join Jeff Lewis in New York City.
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Doug
Maybe I'm just talking about the news.
Jeff Lewis
We don't talk about the news here.
Julie Cunningham
No, just sex.
Jeff Lewis
There's gotta be that one actor or actress that nobody likes. Cause we have that here.
Julie Cunningham
Oh my God. Who is it?
John Hill
Me.
Jeff Lewis
Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In today's episode, Julie Cunningham and John Hill join the show from New York City with we recap the radio Andy 10th anniversary party from the night before. And I apologize to John and Julia for my inappropriate behavior. I barely hung over.
John Hill
Did you sleep at all?
Jeff Lewis
A little bit. I went to bed at like 4:30. Still asleep.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, no.
Jeff Lewis
Yes, I am still asleep.
John Hill
Well, I see your staff passing out Pedialyte shots. That's not a good sign.
Jeff Lewis
All right, so let's try this again. So we have Julia Cunningham here. Thank you. We have John Hill here. We are in New York. We are not in Los Angeles. Yeah, sorry about that.
John Hill
Here we are.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, John, I just. I'm so embarrassed.
John Hill
You should be.
Julie Cunningham
Yep. I heard you were spiraling.
John Hill
No, I spent all morning talking to Adam in hr.
Annie
Wow.
John Hill
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
You have a legit.
John Hill
After this, we're gonna.
Jeff Lewis
You have legitimate reasons to turn me in. You do too.
Julia Cunningham
What?
Julie Cunningham
Do I?
Jeff Lewis
Well, did I harass you?
Julie Cunningham
You know what? What was really scary about it is you Come up to me and you go, I think we could be friends.
John Hill
No, that's really scary.
Julie Cunningham
It was actually maybe worse. I was Halloween.
Annie
Say something about my boo.
Julia Cunningham
I know.
Julie Cunningham
I was so shocked. I didn't even know what to say. I was just like, oh my God.
John Hill
Jeff did objectify you when he was talking to us, he was like, julia's body is so banging. I told her she has to wear a skin tight leopard suit and she did it.
Julie Cunningham
You were like. When you came to me, you were like, your tits aren't even out.
Jeff Lewis
I didn't say that, did I?
Doug
You said you wanted to see more cleave.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, God.
Julie Cunningham
Like, I thought it was like body shaping.
John Hill
I thought that was bodycon.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, bodycon.
Jeff Lewis
Exactly.
Julie Cunningham
Bodycon.
John Hill
Thank you.
Jeff Lewis
Don't you think though, just a little peekaboo in addition to the form fitting dress would have been great.
John Hill
We're working on it. I think Julie is the most beautiful ever. So I think yes. Show it all.
Jeff Lewis
Did you have your hair and makeup done or did you do it?
Julia Cunningham
I did.
Annie
That was good.
Julie Cunningham
Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna do it up.
John Hill
Gorgeous.
Julie Cunningham
It was really fun. I enjoyed it.
Jeff Lewis
Do we want to address the elephant in the room, John?
John Hill
Sure.
Jeff Lewis
My cock. I was so inappropriate. I was so inappropriate. I'm so sorry.
John Hill
Where did 11 since 2008? I know what I'm getting when I interact with you.
Jeff Lewis
I'll tell you what happened. I think I connected with you over Pop Tarts and Celsius.
John Hill
What else is there in life?
Julie Cunningham
Oh my God. Celsius is number one.
Annie
How cute.
Jeff Lewis
I know.
John Hill
I'm a high school girl at heart. I'm like a 16 year old girl driving a Jetta.
Annie
Where did it start, the flirtation?
Jeff Lewis
Did I ask you if you had sensitive nipples?
John Hill
Oh, you asked me. And that? Well, that. Listen.
Jeff Lewis
Or did you just volunteer that you asked me?
John Hill
Let's back up. It started when you sat down and we were, you know, we were all in a group in like a crescent lounge tuft, tight bed, our legs were touching and I felt a spark. I felt a spark of something and I commented on that like, oh, this is nice. And then it was like an avalanche.
Julie Cunningham
Of just ugly chest.
John Hill
Then we were grabbing knees and then.
Julia Cunningham
Wow.
John Hill
Listen, you asked me if my nipples were sensitive. I asked you straight up if you were a bottom. So we're both guilty.
Jeff Lewis
But then what? We talked.
Annie
I mean, generous enough.
Jeff Lewis
We have to continue that conversation because I'm willing to do a lot to please you. Okay.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, all right.
John Hill
Well, listen, we've got a playa vibe.
Jeff Lewis
Socialist.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah. I think that's really positive.
John Hill
No, I want to be pleased. Yeah.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Annie
Do you want us to go?
John Hill
Yeah. Everybody out now.
Jeff Lewis
We were talking about this. At my age, no one's coming up to me. Right.
John Hill
That's not true. You pull like crazy. I've seen some of the guys.
Jeff Lewis
I have to be aggressive, though. I have to be the aggressor. I have to go up to the. No one's coming to me, so. Interesting. So the problem is, is that sometimes I can be too aggressive.
John Hill
I don't.
Jeff Lewis
Yes, I was aggressive. Yes, I was.
John Hill
I like that, though. But I think guys come up to you all the time. I don't buy it.
Jeff Lewis
I think you're rich. They really don't.
Annie
They don't.
Jeff Lewis
They don't.
Julie Cunningham
But it's also because you arrive with, like, a whole posse. It's probably feeling like they're, like, intimidated. Yeah. Like, you gotta, like, break through, right?
Jeff Lewis
What?
Annie
Well, you walk in with, like, me and key. So they're like, why would. You know?
John Hill
They think you. Yeah. You're a daddy to many.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
John Hill
Well, I think aggressive is one thing, direct is another. And I think you're direct. Yes. My nipples are sensitive.
Jeff Lewis
We've been talking a lot about this this week. You guys don't have to worry about this yet. But it's very difficult when you used to be really hot and then you're not anymore, but in your head, it's like. You know that movie I Feel Pretty.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah. With Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer.
John Hill
Thank you.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
When you see yourself differently. Right. And it takes a while. Like, I've already come to the realization, but still, I have friends that are around my age that they haven't gone through it yet. They still think we're 35 and top of the food chain.
Julie Cunningham
It's reverse body dysmorphia.
Jeff Lewis
It is.
John Hill
You need some.
Jeff Lewis
For 10 years, I thought I was as hot as I was when I was 30. But then you start to realize it. And I think it first started when. And I will never forget it, when we were pulling out of the gate.
Annie
This was really traumatic for you.
Jeff Lewis
It was really traumatic. And that was when it was like, oh, fuck, I gotta get the. Was it The UPS guy?
Annie
FedEx.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, FedEx guy. You jumped out of the car, but the windows were dark of the gate.
Annie
As the FedEx guy pulled up and he had a package. Someone had sent Jeff wine. And he was like, um, can you grab.
Jeff Lewis
Can.
Annie
Can you grab Your dad to sign for this.
Jeff Lewis
And that was it.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, that's gutting.
Jeff Lewis
And then it happened again, like two weeks later at the airport.
Annie
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Where? Oh, it happened three times.
Annie
Yeah, it happened at the mall. You saw someone from like, high school.
Jeff Lewis
Or something and he goes, is this your son?
Annie
No.
Julie Cunningham
They're fucking with you. That's insane.
Jeff Lewis
No, they weren't. No, they weren't.
Annie
That was.
John Hill
I mean, if I didn't know you, I would think maybe father, son.
Annie
That was on that. That was five.
Jeff Lewis
Happened three times. And then at the airport, at Starbucks at the airport, somebody did say, so then what happened was you. You have to come to that realization.
John Hill
Yeah, yeah.
Jeff Lewis
But I have friends that aren't there yet. Well. And I. It's not my place to tell them.
John Hill
To shame them. Right, Right.
Jeff Lewis
Like, sweetie, can we make a pact?
John Hill
Will you tell us? Can we tell some more ugly? Yes.
Annie
John won't get ugly. You won't get ugly?
Julie Cunningham
No.
Annie
I don't think it's in the cards for you.
Jeff Lewis
But see, what's going to happen, John.
John Hill
I'm going to get old.
Jeff Lewis
You're going to get to an. You're going to have to be the aggressor. So you're going to have to then go up.
John Hill
Are your nipples answered out? Are your nipple on?
Jeff Lewis
So, yes, that's what's going to have to happen. And then here's the other thing too, which sucks. Once in a while you, like a hot guy will look at me and I'm like, damn. And I'm like, is this really happening? Hey, used to watch your show and they're not. So. They're not looking at me because I'm hot or they want me.
Julia Cunningham
They just write, my mom watched your show.
John Hill
My mom.
Jeff Lewis
That happens all the time.
John Hill
That happens to me about radio Andy, like, my mom listens to you guys and like, thanks. Tell her hi. I just.
Jeff Lewis
I just. I feel bad for that day that.
John Hill
You guys realize we're going to make it back.
Jeff Lewis
We're going to be.
John Hill
Death becomes her. We're going to kill ourselves and then.
Julie Cunningham
Yes. And come back. Exactly.
John Hill
And we're going to stay cute forever.
Julie Cunningham
Full of injections.
John Hill
I think it's worse in L. A though. I think people are desperate to look. They're like younger than they are in LA and they're freaked out more. I know, like, more guys who are 60 trying to look 25 and they're doing too much. And, like, I think you just gotta look good for your. I just wanna look good for my age.
Julie Cunningham
Right age. Appropriately, I'm.
John Hill
I know we're getting old like that. It's gonna happen. It's coming for all of us.
Jeff Lewis
Last night, who did you enjoy seeing? Julia?
Julie Cunningham
Well, I was saying earlier, I was like hanging out in the whole Radio Andy staff and it was like so exciting seeing like Luann in the wild with the fedora, like full tilt being Luann boyfriend. Oh, my God, it was her agent.
John Hill
Wait, no, she claimed it was her agent.
Jeff Lewis
No, they've been dating for two years. I spoke to him.
John Hill
Okay. Yeah. There's a picture of them making out. So I was like, agent Schmajin, he's.
Jeff Lewis
A good looking man.
Julie Cunningham
He was really good. And when my sister and I, we were leaving, we were like waiting for our Uber at the doorway and they went outside with someone, I think, to like help someone go get in a car. And then our Uber, like canceled. So we ordered a new one. I was like, let's sit down for a minute while we're waiting. And I went back in. They were like magically back inside doing shots at the bar. And I was just like, they're fun.
John Hill
Luann is hardcore. She went out with the staff. She went out with Sarah. She got Sarah so drunk. Sarah got in the shower with her clothes on.
Julie Cunningham
With her clothes on.
John Hill
What with Luanne?
Julie Cunningham
Sarah, get on here.
Jeff Lewis
Sarah.
Doug
What with Luanne.
Julie Cunningham
I'm not, you know, proud of it.
John Hill
We're proud of you though, with Tim.
Doug
Being right here, but we're proud of you.
Julia Cunningham
We should also say we have a friend. Full radio Andy House here. We have Kate, we have Shakira. We have Jim Thompson, we have Sarah, we have Scott. Among all of you, everyone but Nicole.
Jeff Lewis
Nicole Ryan was just here and she said that SiriusXM used to do these parties all the time, but they got so out of hand, they had to stop. And after last night. I get it, I get it.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, yeah.
John Hill
People are. They're in this office all day. They need to let loose.
Julie Cunningham
Totally.
Jeff Lewis
Like, he's an example right there. Jameson. Oh, he's so tightly wounded.
Julia Cunningham
And I was fun last night. Annie, you were so fun.
Jeff Lewis
But it was fun.
Doug
They wouldn't let Jameson drink until like.
Julia Cunningham
10Pm we were working. We had things to do.
Jeff Lewis
But why did you make him work?
Doug
Jim, they can work drunk.
Annie
We do it all the time.
Julia Cunningham
It's fine. But once we got to let loose.
Julie Cunningham
If you go out, Jameson was so.
Doug
Fun and his outfit was so good.
Jeff Lewis
Guys, a picture of that I will post.
Julia Cunningham
I'll post. Oh, Annie will dapper.
Annie
Thank you.
Jeff Lewis
Do you have a picture of him.
Doug
Me and Jameson got such a cute pic. I'm gonna post it.
Julie Cunningham
Grid.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, okay.
Julia Cunningham
Grid. Annie, I'm tired. Wow.
Jeff Lewis
My computer went down again. Can you fix that? Who else? So you saw. So did you talk to the Countess? Has she been on your show?
Julie Cunningham
No, I've never spoken to her, but she. There was a moment where I was like, I'm about to walk up to Luann, and then she was, like, twirling with someone, you know, she was like. I loved seeing her in her.
Jeff Lewis
Did you see Ramona?
Julie Cunningham
I saw Ramona's daughter. I didn't see Ramona until I saw Andy posted Ramona and Carol Radzwell, which was, like, exciting to see them together. I was losing my mind.
Jeff Lewis
Are you friends with Carol? Ish. Yeah.
John Hill
Not close.
Jeff Lewis
I embarrassed myself in front of her, too.
John Hill
No, you didn't. What'd you say?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, I did.
John Hill
Did you ask her if her tits were sensitive?
Julia Cunningham
No.
Jeff Lewis
I did say. I remember saying to her, have we met or did I just dream it? Because I really, like, I felt like we've met, but then I don't. Maybe because I wanted to meet her because I'm a fan.
Julie Cunningham
Totally.
Jeff Lewis
So I don't think I met her before.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
So I was trying to figure it out, and I think she was like, somebody saved me. Yes. Somebody help me.
John Hill
That's sweet. Did I dream you? That's, like, such a nice thing to say.
Julie Cunningham
I was standing next to her when Maury Povich and Connie Chung walked in.
John Hill
That was my star sighting.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, my God.
Jeff Lewis
I fell out.
Julie Cunningham
I felt like New York classic. And I literally was like, oh, my God. And I thought I was grabbing Kiki, but I was grabbing Carol Radzwell. And then we looked at each other, and she was like, no, it's crazy.
Doug
I was like, okay.
John Hill
I love Connie Chung.
Julie Cunningham
Connie Chung was, like, waving to people. Like, she was like the queen. She was like, hey, you guys. Connie Chun.
John Hill
I think that Connie Chung was very fucked up.
Jeff Lewis
Really?
John Hill
I thought she was. She has a strain of weed. She's a stoner. I think she was blitzed, maybe because.
Julie Cunningham
She was waving to people.
John Hill
Allegedly. I think she was really fucked up.
Julie Cunningham
Could have been.
John Hill
Well, I was like, are you fucked up, OR Are you 87?
Annie
Both.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
So you could be. Looks the same. Yeah, you're right.
Annie
Porcaina los dose.
Jeff Lewis
Who else was there? Oh, Dorinda.
John Hill
Dorinda?
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, Dorinda.
Jeff Lewis
She did a kind of a drive by.
Annie
Yeah, I talked to her early, and then I didn't see her.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, I Was gonna say I lost her in the crowd.
Julia Cunningham
Oh, she was flying out.
Jeff Lewis
No, not flying.
Annie
Driving up. Driving into Berkshire's.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
John Hill
She sat down with Susan Lucci and they both talked about losing a spouse. That was fun.
Julia Cunningham
Early in the evening.
Annie
Wow.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, wow. I'm glad I missed that conversation.
John Hill
That's how we warmed everybody up.
Julie Cunningham
Welcome to the show.
John Hill
But Susan Lucci is such a star to me too.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, I saw her, like, on the Little step and repeat, and I was like, wow.
John Hill
Susan Lucci from another era. I mean, she started doing All My Children in like the, what, 50s?
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, something crazy.
Jeff Lewis
1850S.
Annie
Yeah.
John Hill
Like, it's been a long. She was like, really young, like 20. It was like way back when.
Jeff Lewis
She looks really good also.
Julie Cunningham
Mark Ronson was DJing. I was like, wow, that was a budget.
Annie
That was wild.
John Hill
I was like, is that.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, he looked really good.
John Hill
He's married, though, huh?
Julie Cunningham
To a gummer.
John Hill
Which one, Mamie?
Julie Cunningham
I don't know which one.
John Hill
Oh, my God.
Julie Cunningham
A Meryl Streep daughter.
Julia Cunningham
Yeah.
Julie Cunningham
Unknown Gummer.
John Hill
I've had a few.
Jeff Lewis
How many people would you say were there? A couple hundred.
Annie
Like 200, maybe.
John Hill
I didn't get to see the whole party. I had to sit there and work the whole time.
Jeff Lewis
You would just sit there the entire time?
John Hill
I mean, I got to sit there. I didn't have to privileged enough.
Jeff Lewis
Did you do the confessional, too?
John Hill
No, I didn't. I literally didn't get to move from that seat.
Julie Cunningham
How was your confessional?
John Hill
What'd they ask you to do?
Annie
That was cute. That was good. You weren't crazy.
Jeff Lewis
I'm so glad I didn't fuck that up.
Julia Cunningham
Yeah.
Annie
You weren't crazy.
John Hill
They prompting you?
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, they're asking questions.
Annie
Favorite memory with Andy, what had happened on your show. Da, da, da. Stuff like that.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. I think because you were there.
Annie
I was. I kind of coached.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. And I think Jim actually was hovering over me too.
Annie
People get a little nervous when you know.
John Hill
And where will that appear?
Jeff Lewis
I hope nowhere.
Julie Cunningham
Like a silly cast.
Jeff Lewis
It wasn't that. A reporter came up to you?
Annie
Oh, that was.
Jeff Lewis
And I was like, oh, shit.
Julia Cunningham
Wait.
Annie
That was wild.
Jeff Lewis
I put my face on your shoulder because I needed to hear everything you said. What did you say? It was a small publication. It was just like the Daily Mail or something. I'm so nervous about it.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, my God.
John Hill
What were you afraid he would say?
Julie Cunningham
Anything?
Jeff Lewis
Anything. I think he was. This is after he had talked about your nipples. I actually did think I said. I know what I said. What'd you say, I think it was okay. No, I think it was okay. We ran it by pr. Oh, you did? You were there?
John Hill
What did you say?
Jeff Lewis
We talked about it with pr.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, my God.
Annie
What was the subject?
Jeff Lewis
It was serious exam internal stuff.
John Hill
Oh, God.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, geez.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, really? Yeah. We'll just. Let's see. Did I talk about passion scores again? Oh, God, I'm out.
John Hill
What's a passion score?
Julie Cunningham
It's like a key rating.
Jeff Lewis
I know what I said because it's true. So, you know, it's kind of like, you know, those martinis are kind of truth serum. So there was a time where I thought I wanted to keep expanding the show. And I wanted, like, my own channel. Obviously I would partner with Andy on it, but I wanted my own channel and, you know, create all this programming. Whatever.
John Hill
An empire.
Jeff Lewis
I don't know about an empire. But then I saw all the fucking work that Andy does and dealing with all the talent, and I'm like, I got this. I got a good gig here. I'm happy to be just.
Annie
Just talking.
Jeff Lewis
Yep. Just a show on radio. Andy let him do all the heavy lifting. I just get a check on the first. You know what I mean? And I'm happy you get your check on the first. I actually. They do. Ach. They do a. I want mine on the first, though. Oh, you know what?
John Hill
At the end of the month. When's the first? Just two days before.
Jeff Lewis
Did they only pay you once a month, too?
John Hill
Yeah. That's okay. Those taught me how to budget.
Julie Cunningham
Interesting.
John Hill
It's really hard.
Jeff Lewis
I don't know, like, sometimes, like, I have no money at the end of the month.
John Hill
Yeah, same.
Jeff Lewis
And I think I'm like the poorest rich person right now.
John Hill
Try moving across the country. I've got nothing. That's why I'm drinking your Celsius and working at parties.
Jeff Lewis
Julie, when do you get paid?
Julie Cunningham
I'm on, like the two week. Because I'm just an employee. So, like, every two weeks.
Jeff Lewis
But don't say that. You lucky to be an employee. Cause you get benefits and you get days off.
John Hill
You're a star.
Julie Cunningham
Health insurance.
Jeff Lewis
Health insurance.
John Hill
Oh, my God.
Jeff Lewis
Wait.
John Hill
I had to buy my. You know how much my health insurance is allowed? 1,400amonth.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, my God.
Jeff Lewis
But that includes Monroe. Monroe's on there.
John Hill
I don't even have a baby.
Annie
Why is there so much?
Julie Cunningham
I know it's a lot.
John Hill
Honestly, I. I want. I like to have the gold.
Julia Cunningham
Just.
John Hill
I'm getting older. I don't want shit to go down and Be broke for medical reasons. That's not fair.
Doug
That's so tragic.
Jeff Lewis
I bet I have a high deductible. Because if it's 1,500 dol for Monroe and I. Yeah, I bet it's a high deductible.
Annie
You have a good plan. They. They cover a lot.
Jeff Lewis
What is it?
Annie
Blue Shield.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, okay.
John Hill
Oh, that's what I had in la. I missed the California.
Annie
I have Blue Shield. Shout out. Blue Shield.
Jeff Lewis
So how much time off do you get paid a year?
Julie Cunningham
Do you know, sir? I don't know, actually. I think I get like 20 days.
John Hill
That's good.
Jeff Lewis
Three weeks. Wow.
Julia Cunningham
Paid, that would be four. Jeff. Five times four.
Jeff Lewis
I should not talk today. You should not talk today.
Julie Cunningham
More weeks. I mean, I disagreed.
John Hill
It's pretty good.
Julie Cunningham
I'm in hours.
Annie
Incredible.
Julie Cunningham
I get 20 days.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, okay. I was doing a calendar week, but it was like.
Julie Cunningham
But yeah, but sure, yeah.
Jeff Lewis
I was thinking 21. Right? Yeah, I was thinking 23. That's three weeks. Okay, now I'm feeling crazy right now.
Julia Cunningham
Your office, Julie doesn't work on the weekends, so maybe that's a difference.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. So you're talking business Monday through Friday.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jeff Lewis
That's different. I was thinking calendar.
Julie Cunningham
Weekend calendar shows.
Annie
Shows. 20 shows.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Julie Cunningham
So I always take off like Christmas week and then. But I'm usually actually. How many days off have we had? Sarah? We usually. We're pretty good about working.
Jeff Lewis
Bullshit.
Julie Cunningham
We don't take that many days off. If we do. Your shows are in YouTube.
Jeff Lewis
But you can. But you can take days off.
Julie Cunningham
I can.
Jeff Lewis
Do you have health insurance too?
Julie Cunningham
Me?
Julia Cunningham
Yes.
Julie Cunningham
Thank God.
John Hill
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Shane.
Annie
I pay for my own. It's expensive and it's going up next year. It's got a thing in the mail that's going up like 50 bucks dollars. And the. And the are going up. Yes.
Julie Cunningham
That's a lot.
Annie
No, What I have, this guy got.
Doug
Me really good health insurance. It's like cheap. If you're young and healthy.
John Hill
You see, if you're young, it doesn't matter. Like you can be on a catastrophic plan.
Doug
Mine's like 260amonth.
John Hill
I just grew up. What?
Doug
Yeah. And it's like zero dollar copay when I go.
Annie
What?
Doug
Yes, that's why I told you to get it.
Annie
I know.
Doug
You just need an out of state.
Jeff Lewis
Do you have dental too?
Doug
No.
Julie Cunningham
You need an out of state address.
Julia Cunningham
Wait, what?
John Hill
Wait, what?
Julie Cunningham
Sounds like fraud.
Julia Cunningham
Hang on.
Julie Cunningham
Is this insurance fraud?
John Hill
Yeah. This is like a Romanian scam.
Julia Cunningham
Yeah. Wait, wait.
John Hill
What just happened? Yeah, a Nigerian Prince stole me.
Annie
I.
John Hill
He says it's great. I get free pap smears out of scam.
Jeff Lewis
Outstanding.
Julia Cunningham
Could also use your devices to attack your organization.
Julie Cunningham
It worked.
Doug
I went to the hospital, remember? And it worked.
John Hill
Why'd you go to the hospital?
Doug
I thought I've been having a stroke.
John Hill
Did you have spray tan overdose? You thought you were having a stroke?
Annie
Stroke?
Julia Cunningham
What?
Doug
But I wasn't.
John Hill
How much? What was it?
Doug
Yeah, Migraine. I have, like, hemophilic migraines. I don't know how to say it.
Jeff Lewis
Why do we have to do an out of state address?
Doug
Because it's something to do with California that they didn't. It wasn't that cheap in California.
Jeff Lewis
Is your auto insurance California, too?
John Hill
But insurance is inherently state by state.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, I know.
John Hill
I had to get insurance.
Julie Cunningham
Stop talking about it.
Annie
I talked to the housewife buys for GEICO Insurance, and she said she can't advertise on our show because we talk about insurance fraud so much.
John Hill
All right.
Jeff Lewis
Really? Yeah. And I don't expect to stop anytime soon.
Julie Cunningham
It's too good.
John Hill
Everyone wants to hear about insurance. I know every listener wants. All I want to hear about.
Jeff Lewis
You have to cross GEICO off our list.
Annie
I guess I was like, I have geico. I pay you money every month. She's like, sorry.
Jeff Lewis
You know where they should advertise? The Smith Sisters Cunningham. Yeah.
John Hill
They don't talk about insurance.
Jeff Lewis
They can sell that shit.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, I'll sell geico.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, you'll do it?
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, sure.
John Hill
Julia's right. I've seen Julia over more than a decade reading some of the craziest things.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, my God, the craziest things. Yeah.
John Hill
I used to just watch, like, Ron.
Julie Cunningham
Burgundy just read it. Don't think about it. Just read the words.
Jeff Lewis
You say yes to every single thing that they present.
Julie Cunningham
Pretty much. I try not to say yes to, like, health medication, but even then, I think I recently said yes to something.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, yeah. I don't want to turn down any sponsors.
Julie Cunningham
I want to get into big pharma. But I'm also like, well, maybe I'm bummed about guys.
Jeff Lewis
Geico, though, that's a big one.
Annie
That's a big client.
Doug
And she was, like, obsessed with you. She's like, I really, really wish I could. Keyan walked up, she's like, I know who you are. Like, she was a big chump.
John Hill
Well, why don't you change your ways? Why don't you just take a. Take a break.
Julie Cunningham
Just be like all insurance, but Geico.
Jeff Lewis
Here's the thing. Really great with Patrick and Pole on the show. There's no way we could stop talking about.
John Hill
Are they scammers?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. We can't stop talking about that. Stand on your feet, everybody.
Julia Cunningham
Pol.
Annie
There'S no way around it. All right?
Jeff Lewis
I don't think Geico. Yeah, all right, Julie, you do. Geico. Sorry.
Julie Cunningham
Okay, I'll take it.
John Hill
You know, sisters are so good. They can. I've heard them saying. I. I've heard of a product. They're so good, and I know that they hate that product, but I hear them reading it, and I believe they like it.
Annie
I met the Smith mother.
John Hill
Oh, did you?
Julie Cunningham
Yeah.
Annie
Gorgeous woman, Rochelle Stunner.
Jeff Lewis
Rochelle's done a nice job with those kids.
John Hill
She's the best mom.
Julia Cunningham
Oh, yeah?
John Hill
Yeah. My sister is here who has three kids, and she walked up to her and she's like, I want to be like you. I want to raise children like you.
Jeff Lewis
I think I did ask Rochelle parenting questions.
John Hill
Good.
Jeff Lewis
And I think I. Yeah. But I don't remember. But then I also remember talking about my kids grades with her, too. I think she probably really wanted someone to rescue her.
Annie
Yeah.
John Hill
No, I don't care.
Jeff Lewis
You know who else I cornered? Oh, God, I forgot to tell you about this Gem. You might have to do some damage control.
Julia Cunningham
Oh, yeah.
Jeff Lewis
I cornered Scott Greenstein and his wife.
Julia Cunningham
Oh.
Jeff Lewis
And I held them hot. Wow.
Annie
No. Like, their backs were against the bar and they're, like, looking over them.
Jeff Lewis
Hold on. I saw him scurry out. No, he was running for me. He was running for me. I was like, hold on. Something happened. He was pretty much having a good time, and now he's.
Julie Cunningham
And now he's running away.
Jeff Lewis
Yes, that was me. He left right after he spoke to.
Julie Cunningham
Me because his wife was, like, vibing on the dance floor to know that they were running away.
Jeff Lewis
I actually really liked her.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah. She was so nice.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, I do remember something.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, my God.
Jeff Lewis
I think I asked her to drinks. Oh, I really liked her. I didn't know. Hopefully it didn't overstep, because we should clarify.
Julia Cunningham
This is our CEO.
John Hill
This is our CEO's wife. And you asked her if she's the bottom.
Jeff Lewis
Jennifer.
Julia Cunningham
President.
John Hill
President.
Jeff Lewis
Wait, so who's the president? Jennifer. Scott is the president. Jennifer's here. Okay, got it.
Annie
She's the CEO.
Jeff Lewis
So then I cornered the president of the company. Yeah. And his wife. Last night.
Annie
And the first lady.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, and the first lady.
Jeff Lewis
I was talking to her about the kids, too. They have two boys.
John Hill
Julia has a baby.
Jeff Lewis
I forgot.
Julia Cunningham
But she's not Present.
Jeff Lewis
I totally forgot you had a baby.
John Hill
She's a beautiful baby.
Julie Cunningham
Well, she's almost three. She's a toddler.
John Hill
I call them all babies.
Annie
She's a grown up.
John Hill
Yeah, she's 30.
Jeff Lewis
It's still a baby. I still call Monroe a baby.
Julie Cunningham
I still call her a bab.
John Hill
Shane's a baby.
Jeff Lewis
Is a baby. How is your baby?
Julie Cunningham
She's good.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Julie Cunningham
She's with dad back in la.
Annie
Oh, good.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Julie Cunningham
She's in school.
Jeff Lewis
She's three. When's her birthday?
Julie Cunningham
January. So she'll turn three in January.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, she turns three in January. So she's in preschool now, right?
Julie Cunningham
Yes. Yeah, she's loving it near our home.
Jeff Lewis
You know, we live near each other. Why do we not. Oh, we don't carpool. Because we are at different.
Julie Cunningham
We're at different times, but we could carpool maybe.
John Hill
I thought. Why did I think you lived? I guess I don't know where you are.
Jeff Lewis
Well, I'm moving. I live by Julia right now.
John Hill
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
And then I'm moving. But I don't want to leave Julia.
John Hill
Yeah, Julia's a great movie.
Julie Cunningham
I'm understandable.
Jeff Lewis
Can you move to Hancock park, please?
Doug
Oh, I would love to.
John Hill
I love Hancock Park.
Julia Cunningham
Since.
Jeff Lewis
Now that we're going to be friends.
Julie Cunningham
Now that we're going to be friends. No shocking reveal.
John Hill
He said to me, he was like, oh, my gosh, Julia, I think she is so cool.
Julia Cunningham
What?
Jeff Lewis
I did not say that.
Julie Cunningham
You did say that.
John Hill
You did. Right before you talked about her tits. You were like, I didn't know about Julia first, but like, the more I've gotten to know her, I just think she is the. You are so complimentary.
Jeff Lewis
Stop.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, we had a whole talk about.
Jeff Lewis
There was somebody that looked like me.
John Hill
It was you. Your hand was on my phone.
Julie Cunningham
Even when you said to me. When you said to me, I think we're gonna be friends or something. We were like standing by the radio. Andy photo. And even Andy was like, what?
John Hill
Like, get your tongue out of my mouth.
Julie Cunningham
Exactly.
Jeff Lewis
I am truly the nicest drunk in the world.
John Hill
You are crazy. All this shame you're feeling. I think you were a fun lovin, freewheeling gal last night.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah.
Doug
Yeah, you were fun loving.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, I gotta go to the bathroom.
John Hill
We don't know what happened after the party. Where'd you go after the show?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Julie Cunningham
Wait, did you go out.
Jeff Lewis
And then things went. Yeah.
Doug
Oh, they were fun there.
Julie Cunningham
Wait, right before you run to the bathroom.
Annie
She's just away.
Julie Cunningham
Seeing Shannon was so fun too. Yeah, she was in like These sky high heels, like, literally going, like negative 2 miles per hour, moving around the floor. It was so great. I love her.
Jeff Lewis
We went to the townhouse. You know where that is?
John Hill
That's where Luann got arrested.
Jeff Lewis
Really?
John Hill
Look, she got arrested at the townhouse because she grabbed the mic of the piano player, was like, hey, I'm gonna do a show. And they're like, no, you're not. And the cops came, and she's like, whatever. For those of you who don't know, the townhouse is a hustler bar. Oh, I know, sugar daddy.
Jeff Lewis
I was doing well.
John Hill
It's classic, though. That's camp. Classic.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. Yeah.
John Hill
I love the townhouse.
Jeff Lewis
I was at that bar for hours.
Annie
Hours. I mean, seriously. Cause we got there at probably 11:30 and we left.
John Hill
You went to the Upper east side?
Doug
You were so confusing. We were like, in the car. Shane found us the perfect place. And then you were like, we can't go anywhere. I have radio in the morning. And then something changed, and then we ended up at the townhouse.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. Cause I think it doesn't take much to convince me.
John Hill
Was it packed?
Jeff Lewis
I was just saying that to myself. I think it was like, I've gotta go home because I have radio tomorrow, but I'm not really going home.
John Hill
Sure, Right.
Jeff Lewis
I just said it. I don't know why I said it.
Doug
You made us cancel the car.
Annie
Yeah, I have a cancellation phase.
Julia Cunningham
Yeah.
Doug
We had to cancel a car because we had found the perfect bar. And then we're, like, halfway to the hotel, and you were like, why aren't.
Julie Cunningham
We going to a bar?
Jeff Lewis
Shane's like, okay, that's so weird, because I wanted to go to a bar.
Annie
I know.
Doug
Yeah, you're weird.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. But then they left me.
John Hill
What time?
Jeff Lewis
By myself?
Annie
I. No. Well, yes.
John Hill
Was this like 3:00am oh, my God.
Annie
2:00Am this was like, two. This was two. And I had had enough.
John Hill
And you were stranded at townhouse.
Annie
No, he was talking to someone, and the guy was like, you're not leav. And he's like, I'm spoon.
John Hill
Oh, my goodness. Can you paint us a picture of this gentleman?
Jeff Lewis
He was very handsome.
Doug
He was handsome.
Jeff Lewis
How old?
Doug
Dark hair.
John Hill
How old?
Jeff Lewis
35. Oh, okay.
John Hill
All right. American.
Annie
Yeah.
John Hill
Because there's a lot of, like, Eastern European workers up there. Oh, yeah.
Jeff Lewis
I don't think he was working.
Doug
No, he wasn't a worker.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, you think he was?
John Hill
I don't know. Sometimes they're, you know.
Annie
You're about to get a Venmo.
John Hill
Yeah.
Annie
Request.
John Hill
That's like What? It's there. It's like, literally like an estimate.
Julie Cunningham
Selling out of state insurance.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
John Hill
Yeah. For Geico.
Annie
Geico Rep. It's a hustling bar. And then there's Shannon and Annie. Have a Taco Bell.
Jeff Lewis
They order Taco Bell to the bar.
John Hill
To the townhouse.
Jeff Lewis
Yes. They order Taco Bell to deliver to the townhouse.
John Hill
Okay, now I'm sad.
Julie Cunningham
It's incredible.
Jeff Lewis
You guys shouldn't have left me there, though.
Annie
I literally said, get up. We're going.
Jeff Lewis
I don't even know how I got home.
Annie
That's wild.
John Hill
Have you been home?
Jeff Lewis
Yes. I got home at 4. Something 4.
Julia Cunningham
Oh, wow.
Jeff Lewis
We all packed, but I don't even know how.
John Hill
Did you go home alone?
Julie Cunningham
You fell?
Jeff Lewis
Fell.
Annie
The reveal.
Jeff Lewis
I lost my balance.
John Hill
Did you fall, like, just onto the ground or into the bathroom or.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, so off the bed downstairs, did.
Doug
You get up on your own?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, it was like a. It was like a trip over the bed. Land on the floor?
John Hill
Oh, no.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, but it was carpet.
John Hill
Yeah. Did you land on your, like, face or like.
Jeff Lewis
No, like, my arm? Shoulder. Okay.
John Hill
You're fine.
Jeff Lewis
Ass.
Doug
I've fallen and I can't get up.
Jeff Lewis
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John Hill
Like the date will go down, that we'll have a date, we'll hook up and it's like post coital bliss serenade on the piano singing to you.
Annie
What is that?
Julie Cunningham
So sweet.
Jeff Lewis
I have to buy.
John Hill
I said, yes, sure, but I have to buy a piano from Switzerland. A Bosendorfer has to be a grand piano.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, my God.
Jeff Lewis
How much is that gonna set me back?
John Hill
200,000.
Jeff Lewis
What?
Julie Cunningham
Worth it.
John Hill
Worth it.
Jeff Lewis
I need GEICO insurance. Okay. Can I finance it?
John Hill
Sure.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. I'll make monthly payments.
Annie
I'll make some calls.
John Hill
I can only play a Bowsendorfer.
Julie Cunningham
You're gonna have to tear up part of your house, though, to get that air lifted in.
John Hill
Licking ghosts.
Jeff Lewis
Tear it up again.
Annie
All right.
Julie Cunningham
No, tear it up again.
Jeff Lewis
Oh. In fact, Vanina just said some of the wallpaper came in. Thank God. We've been waiting months.
Annie
No, she's saying it didn't come in. What she's saying, should we just install what we have? Because the one that's not in is not in.
Julie Cunningham
Is this still the house from three years?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, I bought it three years ago.
Julia Cunningham
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Julie Cunningham
I remember when you were working on it on the show.
Jeff Lewis
Still working on it.
Julie Cunningham
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. But you're moving eventually.
John Hill
Okay.
Annie
He's been staying there for years.
John Hill
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. When? Julia and I are gonna be moving to Hancock park at the same time.
Julie Cunningham
I love that.
John Hill
I love Hancock Park.
Julia Cunningham
It's so cute.
Jeff Lewis
Is it true that. Which is. We love this. I mean, people send us samples all the time of products for us to use. Sometimes it's potential advertisers. Sometimes it's people that just want us to use their product and talk about it. Is it true that you started taking a new multivitamin?
John Hill
Yeah. I was just telling Julia on the break, I gotta look up the name, but this company sent it to me and it was like, beef organization supplement.
Annie
Yeah.
John Hill
And I.
Jeff Lewis
Well.
John Hill
But I was kind of like, maybe I do need some iron in my system or whatever. So I started taking it and I realized it's beef. Testicle. Yeah, testicles. That's why you were attracted to me last Night. Because I'm full of bull seed.
Jeff Lewis
I think it's because you smelled like testicles.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, my God.
Annie
That's weird.
Julia Cunningham
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
You've been taking bull testicles?
John Hill
Yeah, bull testicles.
Annie
Do you feel better?
John Hill
I do, actually.
Julia Cunningham
Yeah.
John Hill
I gotta find their name.
Jeff Lewis
Where do we buy it?
Annie
The store.
Jeff Lewis
Are you building muscle?
John Hill
I think so.
Jeff Lewis
From bull testicles?
John Hill
Yeah. Let me find the name of it real quick.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, it's called, like, science behind that.
John Hill
From land to table or something. I'll figure out the name.
Julie Cunningham
So every part of it.
John Hill
Not to waste any part of the animal, blah, blah. Meanwhile, this should be from taint to table.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, wow. Sorry.
Julia Cunningham
It just came to me.
Jeff Lewis
You're lucky we didn't make out last night, cuz I have a cold sore, I think. Do you? Yeah, it's coming in.
Doug
Well, you kiss my cheek.
John Hill
Scott Greenstein's wife has a herpes breakout this morning.
Julia Cunningham
Jeff, how did you get that cold sore?
John Hill
Townhouse.
Julia Cunningham
A pimple on your lip?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Julia Cunningham
Oh, yeah.
Doug
Weren't we talking about this yesterday?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, I felt coming. I felt it coming in.
Annie
Yeah, I have one.
Julia Cunningham
What you doing in the house?
Jeff Lewis
You have one too?
Annie
Just a pimp.
Jeff Lewis
Not a. Oh, but yours came from a.
Annie
From last week.
John Hill
You could do ads for Abreva.
Annie
What's that?
John Hill
Cold sore.
Julie Cunningham
Cold sore.
Doug
Yeah.
Annie
Shout out. Breva.
John Hill
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Annie and Shane think that they break.
Doug
Out because the spit from blowjobs.
Julie Cunningham
Wow.
Doug
If you don't wash your face after.
John Hill
Well, you're getting the dick on your face during a blowjob.
Annie
Yeah.
John Hill
I've never heard of this technique. You like, take it out and slap it on the cheeks and the forehead.
Annie
The forehead.
John Hill
That must look so crazy. Okay, the spit from blowjob.
Doug
All right, he's slut shaming, so.
John Hill
No, I'm not. No, I want to know. I want to know what I've been doing wrong for 50 years.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, my God.
Jeff Lewis
Wow.
John Hill
I'm not taking it out and whacking it on my forehead. I'm doing it wrong.
Jeff Lewis
The strangest thing. So Doug rode with us to the party, and we were in the. We were in the car and Shannon had a hairbrush. And she goes, shannon, do you remember this? And she goes, oh. I go. She goes, I have nowhere to put this thing. It's not gonna fit in my purse. She goes, I'm gonna have to leave my hairbrush here. And then Doug is like, no, no, no. Do what I do. I go, what do you do? He goes, I find a potted plant and I put my wallet on my phone in the potted plant?
Annie
Yeah.
Julie Cunningham
No.
Julia Cunningham
His wallet.
Julie Cunningham
A pocket.
Doug
I don't know.
Julie Cunningham
He's got a what in a potted plant?
Jeff Lewis
So he wanted to put Shannon's hairbrush in a pot.
Doug
Just put it in Annie's purse?
Julia Cunningham
Yeah.
Doug
I don't want it.
John Hill
I'm with Doug. I get that.
Annie
Are you Stasher?
John Hill
I am a stasher.
Julia Cunningham
Yeah.
John Hill
So is Andy.
Annie
It's a new app. Stasher.
John Hill
Stasher, Stasher.
Jeff Lewis
But it never occurred to me to put something in a pot, hide it in a plant.
John Hill
It's a safe space. No one's digging through there. People are pilfering through purses and pockets and stuff, but they're not looking at plants.
Jeff Lewis
Now I am.
Julia Cunningham
Huh.
Doug
With wallet.
Jeff Lewis
He said no to his phone.
Annie
No wallet. He was like, phone or.
Julia Cunningham
This is like the story you were talking about, about people keep valuables in their kitchen.
Jeff Lewis
Yes. You would never think it's in the potted plant. We should start putting in our potted plants at home.
Julie Cunningham
But, like, in random.
John Hill
No one is going restaurants there, I think so. I was at the underwear party in Fire Island. I put my phone on a potted plant inside. It was a fake plant, but.
Jeff Lewis
And it was there when you got back? Yeah, because no one's gonna think. Till now.
John Hill
No one's digging in there.
Julia Cunningham
Okay. Actually.
John Hill
And we had no pockets because we were in underwear, right?
Jeff Lewis
What?
John Hill
Well, yeah. There's no. You have to hold it it or put it in your. Like.
Doug
Is this the party from Sex in the City?
Julie Cunningham
That's what I was thinking, too. The club?
Julia Cunningham
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
Is it?
John Hill
I mean, I don't know.
Julia Cunningham
It's.
John Hill
Yeah.
Doug
They go to Fire island, and it's.
John Hill
Every Friday night in Fire Island.
Jeff Lewis
Underwear.
John Hill
Yeah.
Annie
Did people wear, like. How's the scents in the room? Does it smell good?
John Hill
The what? Oh, beef testicle. A beef testicle? Yeah. It's very nut.
Annie
Yeah.
John Hill
It's giving nut.
Julia Cunningham
It's giving.
Julie Cunningham
It's giving nuts.
John Hill
Yeah. I mean, it smells like fake smoke. You know what I mean? It's more. It smells like poppers, probably.
Jeff Lewis
Jameson, do you fly back today?
Julia Cunningham
I'm actually gonna fly back tomorrow, so I'm gonna have a date with myself tonight. I'm so excited. And then my family is gonna come in.
John Hill
Are you gonna, like, walk with yourself through Central Park?
Julia Cunningham
Well, my favorite cookies are in New York City.
John Hill
Schmackeries. Yes. I got some two nights ago.
Julia Cunningham
So excited to go there and get cookies, and then I'm gonna have dinner for one.
Annie
Where are you Going.
Julia Cunningham
I'm gonna just, like a bistro pub kind of thing. Gonna bring a magazine, sit at the bar, make a friend.
Annie
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
I pity the guy that's sitting next to you.
John Hill
No, that's cute. He's gonna go to Serendipity.
Julia Cunningham
I think it's gonna be cool.
Julie Cunningham
Get a hot chocolate.
Julia Cunningham
But my family's gonna come into the city tomorrow. I'm gonna have brunch with them, and then I'll fly out in the afternoon.
John Hill
Where do they live?
Julia Cunningham
They live in Jersey. They're in Jersey.
John Hill
Jersey, that's right.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. What magazine are you bringing?
Julia Cunningham
The New Yorker.
John Hill
Cosmopolitan.
Julia Cunningham
New Yorker. I love the New Yorker.
Julie Cunningham
Hi, bud.
Jeff Lewis
Tiger Beat. Where are you staying?
Julia Cunningham
I'm staying just around the corner at a version of Hilton.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, we were all in the same hotel.
Annie
You were a party hotel?
Julie Cunningham
Yeah.
Julia Cunningham
How cute.
Jeff Lewis
Did they put you up?
Annie
Yeah, she gets everything.
Jeff Lewis
Did they book your travel too?
Julie Cunningham
No, I had to book my travel. Oh, do you mean did they pay for it?
Jeff Lewis
Well, no, I was just wondering if someone at Sirius just did it, like for me.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, no, I book it. Yeah, I book it.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. Because we had to book our stuff too.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, yeah.
Jeff Lewis
But they didn't. They did it a little differently with me.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, yeah?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. But not in a good way. So. So they just covered your. They didn't just give you, like. This is how much we have for expenses.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, yeah. No, no. They were like, here's a budget.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
John Hill
I got the supplement.
Jeff Lewis
Name? What is it?
John Hill
Heart and Soil.
Julie Cunningham
Heart and Soil.
Annie
That's weird.
John Hill
I like it.
Jeff Lewis
When do you go back?
John Hill
Thanks for the beach festival.
Julie Cunningham
I'm flying back tonight.
Annie
What time?
Jeff Lewis
You're not gonna do a date with yourself? Myself?
Julie Cunningham
I'm not having a date with myself. I'm heading home.
Jeff Lewis
What time do you fly?
Julie Cunningham
My flight's at, like, 7:30. I'm UN American.
Annie
Oh, we're on the 5:30.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Julia Cunningham
Yeah.
Julie Cunningham
So I'm doing my live show and then going straight to the airport, basically.
Jeff Lewis
What time's your live show?
John Hill
4.
Julie Cunningham
3. So I'll be done at 4. But I'm taking the subway. No, no, no. I take the subway.
Jeff Lewis
The subway to the airport.
Julie Cunningham
Because at that time. Yeah, because otherwise you're in a cab for, like, three hours. So you take the subway.
John Hill
It's 150 bucks and a lift.
Julia Cunningham
Yeah.
Julie Cunningham
And you're sitting in traffic.
Julia Cunningham
And poor Jul. Sarah has to. They have to work tomorrow.
Julie Cunningham
Listen, so we were originally flying home because I had a town hall tomorrow in la, but they Actually moved it.
John Hill
This makes me so mad. I wanted Sarah to stay longer than you to stay longer.
Julie Cunningham
And then we couldn't because we were supposed to work. They just canceled it or they moved it to Tuesday, so we were gonna work tomorrow.
Annie
Who's the town hall?
Julie Cunningham
It was with Sydney Sweeney and for this movie called Christie, which is.
John Hill
I've seen the posters for this.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, it's like a. And the woman who she plays in the movie, she was like the most famous female boxer.
Annie
Who.
John Hill
Christy Turlington.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, my God, that would be amazing. But now she has sort of a fascinating story where her husband stabbed and shot her.
John Hill
Damn.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah.
John Hill
Spoiler alert.
Julie Cunningham
So it's. Well, it's like a part of our narrative, but also. Spoiler alert.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, she dies, you get all the good guests.
John Hill
Yeah, she.
Julie Cunningham
Well, they canceled on us, so I don't know if that's true.
Jeff Lewis
But you know what? Last night, you were so professional. How much did you have to drink?
Julie Cunningham
I had.
Jeff Lewis
I bet you stop yourself, don't you?
Julie Cunningham
Well, I did. Well, I had two drinks last night. Well, you know what? Also, when I walked up, I had 20. I know I should have had more, honestly, but I saw Shane order. Cuz I love a martini, and I saw Shane order a martini. And they put it in like a.
Jeff Lewis
Glass, a tiny, tiny little glass.
Annie
And it was stemless, so it got warm.
Julie Cunningham
It got warm. And so I ended up just getting like a few vodka sodas. And I was just like, these aren't like going down.
Jeff Lewis
You're not drinking fast enough.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, true. Also true.
Jeff Lewis
So what I did is I saw those little glasses and then I would go up, I'm like, can I have two martinis, please? And then he thinks I'm ordering for someone else. But then I turn around, I pour one into the other. So I had a double. Every time I switched it tonic so.
Annie
I could have ice.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, it was like the nice.
Julia Cunningham
I can't imagine why you were talking about sensitive nipples on the radio. I can't even imagine.
John Hill
Did you see the pour, though?
Jeff Lewis
It was a very weak pore, Right?
Julie Cunningham
Yeah, it wasn't great. I could have had more drinks, were not that strong.
Jeff Lewis
But I just. I commend you that you know when to stop.
Julie Cunningham
Well, I just was like, especially at.
Jeff Lewis
A work function, you know what you.
Julie Cunningham
End up happening is like you're talking, talking, talking. Then I was like, oh, I should go get back her to the bar. And I just never did.
Jeff Lewis
We did.
Julie Cunningham
Is it laziness? Yeah, it might be laziness.
Jeff Lewis
We did Julia Is a pro. I will say it is my biggest pet peeve. Food breath.
John Hill
Oh, my God. Wait, I probably had it. Did I have it?
Jeff Lewis
You actually didn't.
John Hill
I was chewing gum on the radio because I was afraid because I had.
Jeff Lewis
A lot of people had food breath and it grosses me out.
John Hill
I walked the first, like one of the first people I saw last night. Food breath. It also. Food breath mixed with hospital breath.
Jeff Lewis
Death breath.
Annie
And then there was a lot of white wine breath.
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Julie Cunningham
I don't know.
Jeff Lewis
Mixed with food breath is disgusting.
John Hill
No.
Julie Cunningham
You should be only drinking vodka so it just like kills your mouth.
Doug
Jeff said we're not allowed to eat at the party.
Jeff Lewis
No. No eating. No eating. The one thing mistake I made though is I went to red wine and I think for a little bit I had red wine breath, but then I switched back to martini and then it went away.
Annie
You can mix back and forth.
Julie Cunningham
Yeah.
Doug
You can m count how many martinis do you think you had. You were doing doubles. I got you three.
Jeff Lewis
No.
Doug
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
You got me three.
Doug
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
Holy. Like I said, it was probably 20. 20 drinks. I don't know.
Annie
Watered.
Jeff Lewis
I think there was. There was. They were.
Doug
They were not big.
Jeff Lewis
They were like shots.
Doug
Yeah, they were not big.
Annie
So it was just 20 shots.
Jeff Lewis
Chill, Andrea. And Texas. Hey, Andrea. Hi. What's up? I'm so excited. I'm on a country road right now.
Doug
Doordashing.
Jeff Lewis
So real quick. Listene well, it's a vitamin. Listene will take care of your cold sore, fever, blister, whatever you want to call it for the rest of your life. You'll never need. It'll never come back.
Julie Cunningham
Just take one daily.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, thank you. Can we order that?
Julie Cunningham
It's called listener.
John Hill
I think it was lysine. Is the, Is the like amino acid lysine? L, Y, S I, N E. My friend took that also. It's true.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. Walmart, Amazon, wherever you want to go, everywhere. And it'll take. Is it lysine or lysine?
John Hill
I think it's lysine, but maybe it is. Maybe there's a T in there.
Annie
T skin T. Maybe there's a brand.
John Hill
With a T in there.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, it could be. We're going to look into it. Andrea. Thank you. I think you and John should date.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, wow.
John Hill
So does Jeff.
Jeff Lewis
Thank you, Andrea.
John Hill
Can I plug something really quick?
Jeff Lewis
Of course.
John Hill
I'm performing tomorrow night. Today's Friday, right?
Julia Cunningham
Yeah, yeah.
John Hill
Saturday night, New York City, 9:30pm at UCB. I'm the guest star of Ask Sketch. It's gonna be really, really good. I'm so impressed with them. They're like SNL caliber. I'm intimidated and excited.
Doug
Yeah.
John Hill
Tomorrow night, ucb.
Jeff Lewis
Is Oscar the only person in LA right now?
Julia Cunningham
Yeah. Say hi if you want.
John Hill
Hi, Oscar. From here it looks like the pornhub logo on his.
Julia Cunningham
That's funny.
Jeff Lewis
Ha ha. Hi.
John Hill
Hi, Oscar, we miss you.
Jeff Lewis
We have a little. Oscar, he said, notes are in pre record sent. Nothing further. Have fun at the party without me.
John Hill
Yeah. Jeff had 10 martinis in your honor.
Jeff Lewis
Yes, we missed you.
Julie Cunningham
Oscar drank for two.
Jeff Lewis
It's funny that you read that because as soon as you sent that, my high school sent me an invitation to another band reunion. Oh no, that's not happening.
John Hill
That's not happening. I'm not going home.
Jeff Lewis
Good for you, Oscar. Yeah.
John Hill
And maybe you can come to the 20 year reunion of our channel.
Jeff Lewis
That would be nice because they pretty much brought everybody but Oscar.
Doug
Wow, that's true.
Jeff Lewis
This is the first time someone's forgotten to invite me. Oh my God, Seriously? Everybody? It brought everybody.
Julie Cunningham
I was going to say no one is in LA now, right? Cuz we're the main daily shows.
Doug
Even the front desk girls were there.
John Hill
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Yes, they were. That was so nice of them to bring those three receptionists, the security guards.
Julia Cunningham
We call them the.
John Hill
And the valet.
Jeff Lewis
Both of them, P4 and P2. They were great.
John Hill
They're wondering why I had that cart.
Jeff Lewis
Did you see them as well?
Julie Cunningham
They were staying with us at the Tempo.
Jeff Lewis
I was wondering why I had a.
Julia Cunningham
Hard time getting in here.
Jeff Lewis
I promise. I work here. Yeah. Is there. There's gotta be disorder.
Julie Cunningham
There's like no one. Yeah, Quiet.
Jeff Lewis
So last night I went over and said hi to Sandra Bernhardt. Did you say hi?
Julie Cunningham
Oh, I saw her, but I didn't actually get to talk to her. But I did see her.
Jeff Lewis
It's funny because, you know, it's a little work. You know, she doesn't know me and the whole thing, but Doug went up and he was with me and he just started talking about two broke girls when he was on it, like in the, in the, the 90s.
Annie
They were on the same episode.
Jeff Lewis
They were on the same episode. They didn't, they didn't film, they didn't film anything together. They didn't have a scene. But it was very funny because she goes, oh yes, I remember. I said, no, you don't, you don't remember. I said, it was so long ago, no one expects you to remember. And she started laughing, but he just kept going with the episode. I don't Know what?
John Hill
It was such a long resume, I was gonna say.
Julia Cunningham
Yeah, that.
John Hill
Special guest appearances.
Jeff Lewis
Now, I heard that you were on. You're on season two of Palmer.
John Hill
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
How did you book that?
John Hill
I auditioned.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, you did. Okay.
John Hill
But I do know the showrunner from back in the day. We were both Broadway chorus girls and so. But I just like a bunch of times and it took a long time to book. And then I auditioned like in November. We shot it in May. The fires brought the production down because they shoot in la.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, I didn't know that.
John Hill
Came out and shot it in May. I have one scene. I'm almost naked in a Speedo talking to Alison Janney. Is my role. Telling her about gay sex and then that's so you.
Jeff Lewis
That was it.
Annie
That's a lot.
Jeff Lewis
Perfect role for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
John Hill
It was intimidating, to be honest.
Annie
It was a huge.
John Hill
The entire cast was there. It was a big party scene. Every character was there and the camera was floating, like to conversations. And when it would come to you, you had yours and it was like, cool.
Julie Cunningham
Oh, so you gotta be like on the lines.
John Hill
Really cool. Watching Kristen Wiig in the wild was incredible. Yeah, I'm episode seven, so watch.
Jeff Lewis
That has to be so intimidating. Cause that's an incred. An incredible cast.
John Hill
There wasn't time to be intimidated because I was sitting with. Allison was the only person I had lines with. Also the extras staring at you. Also there's no party music, so they're just like. And you have to be funny, but you can't be being funny. It was like. It was intimidating, but I was like, okay, just do it. Don't think about it.
Jeff Lewis
It's a great. I love the show. I'm looking forward. When does it air?
John Hill
I think it comes out this week.
Julie Cunningham
That was day six started, I believe.
Annie
Yeah, yeah.
John Hill
That was the premiere party last week. I hung out with Rinna all night.
Jeff Lewis
You're kidding.
John Hill
Yeah, we had the best.
Jeff Lewis
Wait, was she. Was she on the show?
John Hill
No, she was just there at the party.
Julie Cunningham
Love it.
John Hill
And Paige desorbo and Joey Zauzig and I hung out all night.
Jeff Lewis
Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Live every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app.
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Jeff Lewis
Why? Hi. Hi. It's Jason.
John Hill
My name is Jason.
Annie
Sure.
John Hill
And I do a podcast called Smart List. And here's the good My name is Sean.
Jeff Lewis
Do it by yourself or other people. I got a couple of ding dongs.
John Hill
To do it with me sometimes.
Jeff Lewis
But I'm going to bring these fools out on the stage at the Hollywood Bowl November 15th. You guys, please show up.
John Hill
It would be so awkward if it was empty.
Jeff Lewis
Where can they get tickets@smartless.com live. Live. Please buy a ticket. Go now. God's sake. You can go now. Bye. Bye.
Episode: Julia Cunningham & John Hill: Overserved & Apologies
Release Date: November 5, 2025
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Julia Cunningham, John Hill
Location: New York City
In this raucous, candid episode, Jeff Lewis is joined by Julia Cunningham and John Hill for a post-party recap of the Radio Andy 10th Anniversary shindig. Nursing a hangover, Jeff issues playful apologies for his overserved antics, including flirty banter and embarrassing moments with coworkers and media personalities. The group dives into party gossip, aging, relationships, industry stories, and signature self-deprecating humor. Listeners get an unfiltered look into the dynamics of the SiriusXM crew and insight into "how the sausage is made" behind reality radio, all while covering everything from body image woes to insurance fraud schemes.
On Jeff’s party antics:
On aging out of the "hot" demographic:
On insurance and modern survival:
On hiding valuables at parties:
On friendship and flirty boundaries:
| Timestamp | Segment / Highlight | |------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:21 | Episode setup, overview of last night’s party, and apologies | | 03:20 | Jeff apologizes for inappropriate behavior, HR jokes | | 04:15 | Recap of flirty banter & “who started it” | | 06:38 | Jeff’s “aging realization” with the FedEx guy | | 09:14 | Julia on seeing Luann, party impressions | | 14:36 | Party "confessionals" taped for Radio Andy | | 16:57 | Discussion of pay frequency and benefits at SiriusXM | | 19:36 | Jokes about insurance fraud, out-of-state loopholes | | 22:52 | Jeff corners SiriusXM president and his wife | | 26:20 | Arrival at Townhouse, after-party and hustler bar story | | 32:24 | Unexpected ask: "Did I ask you to play piano after sex?" | | 34:26 | The grand piano price riff | | 35:33 | Beef testicle supplement anecdote | | 38:29 | “Hiding valuables in potted plants” party hack | | 41:17 | Supplement name revealed: Heart and Soil | | 43:40 | Jeff commends Julia for moderating drinks at work parties | | 44:02 | Food breath at parties, “no eating!” rule | | 49:09 | John’s acting gig on “Palmer” Season 2 |
The episode is loose, irreverent, and full of insider gossip—typical for Jeff Lewis. Humor is self-deprecating, the jokes fly fast, and the group’s comfort with taboo (and low-brow) topics keeps things lively and unpredictable. Even serious moments (“aging out of being hot”) are treated with candor and comic relief.
If you’ve ever wondered what really happens at showbiz parties (and the hilarious, regrettable fallout the next day), this episode delivers. The chemistry between Jeff, Julia, and John provides for both cringe and cackle-worthy radio, while dishing on the realities of aging, SiriusXM’s quirks, and the perpetual awkwardness of being Jeff Lewis.
Recommended listening for fans of reality radio, unfiltered banter, and the behind-the-scenes lives of SiriusXM’s “Radio Andy” family.