Katie Lowes & Zach Noe Towers: Awards & Burritos

Summary

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Jeff Lewis Has Issues

Episode: Katie Lowes & Zach Noe Towers: Awards & Burritos
Date: April 1, 2026
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Katie Lowes, Zach Noe Towers
Main Theme: Playful chaos as Jeff and friends navigate unexpected honors, mattress mooching, brunch, award show snubs, celiac struggles, and astrological manifesting—with zero filter.

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Episode Overview

This lively, fast-paced episode features actor/entrepreneur Katie Lowes and comic Zach Noe Towers joining Jeff Lewis and his “chumps” regulars (Shane Douglas, Annie, Jameson, and more) for a quintessentially colorful morning:

• Jeff is surprised with an official State of California proclamation—declaring “Jeff Lewis Day”—delivered by Assemblymember Mark Gonzalez.
• The group riffs on major (and minor) awards, snubs, and celebrity recognition.
• Katie shamelessly campaigns for a free mattress (while the others jump on the freeload wagon).
• Free food at work, celiac cruises, and manifesting desires are all in play, with plenty of digs, shout-outs, and rolling laughter.

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Key Segments & Highlights

1. State Proclamation: Jeff Lewis Day (06:00–15:40)

Mark Gonzalez (CA Assembly Majority Whip) surprises Jeff live in the studio, presenting him with a framed proclamation for “Jeff Lewis Day.”

• The Build-up: The gang jokes about whether Mark is a real politician or a stripper. Katie quips:
  • “I would love for an elected official to give you a lap dance.” (02:13 — Katie Lowes)
• The document is legit, and Jeff is genuinely moved:
  • “This is honestly perfect timing. I really needed this proclamation today. This is a fool.” (08:14 — Jeff Lewis)
• Mark honors Jeff for his philanthropy and industry work:
  • “The contributions that Jeff Lewis has made to the entertainment industry as well as his viewing and listening audiences have been invaluable...” (07:28 — Mark Gonzalez)

Chump Proclamations:
Mark doles out faux-official personalized certificates for each regular, poking fun at their quirks (10:00–14:10), e.g.:

• “A proud bisexual man, former Marriott employee, Funko pop collector... balancing theme park magic with very real credit card debt.” (10:29 — Mark Gonzalez, for Oscar)
• “You are living proof that you can chase thrills, drop sound cues, and rack up points and interests all at the same time.” (10:33)
• “Bringing true main character energy... charm and just the right amount of chaos. A proud, gluten free pretzel entrepreneur.” (12:42 — Mark Gonzalez, for Katie Lowes)
• The group is genuinely touched—though Zach’s gets roasted for “needing a real job.”
• Mark jokes: “Am I honorary chump yet?” (15:30)

2. Mattress Begging (16:53–21:36)

Katie Lowes launches into a campaign for a free mattress:

• “My Mattress is over 10 years old. I have a horrible back when I sleep at home... I need help.” (17:10 — Katie Lowes)
• Jeff exposes mattress industry price gouging; the group shares freebie escapades, trading influencer war stories.
• Everyone demands a free mattress (“Stack ’em! Princess and the Pea style!”), with Annie requesting one for her guest room.
• “I will post all day, all night. I will jump, I will pillow fight. I'll do whatever they want.” (19:25 — Katie Lowes)
• The crew plots a unified influencer mattress campaign.

3. Celiac Struggles & the Free Cruise (21:40–26:33)

• Jeff directs the conversation to Katie’s well-known celiac disease.
• Katie jokes about getting offered a free “celiac cruise” after her last appearance—she wants payment now:
  • “Love to go for an appearance fee.” (23:45 — Katie Lowes)
• The group discusses celiac food restrictions, with lots of banter on going truly gluten-free at sea.
• Jameson warns Jeff about insensitivity to diabetes after recent listener push-back, and Katie underscores that serious celiac can be life-altering (26:14–26:25).

4. Astrological Manifestations & Spirit Week (32:40–40:14)

• The group turns to Jeff’s recent woo-woo experiences—he’s been waking at exactly 4:11 AM nightly.
• Katie, into astrology and psychics, teases him:
  • “Those are two death numbers. I'm kidding.” (32:43 — Katie Lowes)
• They read online that 4:11 is about focusing on passions and new beginnings.
• Katie shares how the week is the Astrological New Year (Aries season), and gives a manifestation ritual:
  • “You should really write down what you want to let go of, of the last year, what you're calling in this new year... say it three times into your hands.” (38:14 — Katie Lowes)
• Everyone manifests together for new mattresses, gold bracelets, raises, and more.

5. Breakfast Burrito Rapture & Work Freebies (34:11–35:10, 41:06–43:51, 47:01–47:59)

• Jeff rants (affectionately) about SiriusXM’s “Spirit Week”—mockery of office dress-ups, but full endorsement of the free breakfast burritos.
• Listeners call in to commiserate:
  • “You've been shitting on spirit Week all week. I agree with you. It is dumb. Third grader should be doing Spirit week.” (48:58 — Listener, Martha)
• Everyone reminisces about favorite breakfast foods and campaigns for gifts from sponsors, including jewelry (Amati Designs shout-out).

6. Parenting, Carpools, and Everyday Chaos (44:00–46:30)

• Chat moves to Jeff’s daughter Monroe and the headaches of after-school carpool logistics, with relatable banter about LA parenting, aggressive “moms and gays” in pickup lines, and the unique habits of Jeff’s kid.
• Katie details minivan (Kia Carnival) driving life, and the crew laments chaotic school pickup routines.

7. Shappy Pretzels and Small Business Support (47:12–48:16)

• Jeff campaigns for listeners to buy Katie’s husband Adam’s Shappy Pretzels to fund her mattress.
  • “We’ve sold over like 6,7000 pretzels because of Jeff.” (47:32 — Katie Lowes)
• Katie hopes for a breakthrough gluten-free version:
  • “My husband's working very hard to try to make a gluten free pretzel. And I'm convinced when he figures it out, we're going to be billionaires.” (47:48 — Katie Lowes)

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• Jeff Lewis (on being honored):
  “I’ve never been honored in my life. I've never won any award.” (15:23)
• Mark Gonzalez (proclamation):
  “Now therefore be it resolved… that Jeff Lewis be commended for his exemplary record of service to people throughout the state of California and beyond.” (07:28)
• Katie Lowes (mattress hustle):
  “I will post all day, all night. I will jump, I will pillow fight. I'll do whatever they want.” (19:25)
• Listener Martha (on free food):
  “So we're paying for the burritos, we're paying for the M and Ms sitting in that jar.” (49:25)
• Jameson (Norms commercial):
  “I got it. I auditioned and I got it.” (41:58)
• Jeff Lewis (astrological new year):
  “This is basically January 1st, but of the astrolog, which is like a bit better, more powerful calendar in my opinion.” (37:24)
• Zach Noe Towers (roasted by Mark):
  “Comedy belongs on Vine, so it probably doesn't belong online or in public.” (13:13 – Proclamation reading)
• Katie Lowes (on Shappy Pretzels):
  “I can't even eat the product that I create… The irony sucks.” (47:32)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Award Setup, Mark's Entrance: 01:36–07:53
• Proclamations for the Whole Gang: 09:54–14:19
• Mattress Discussion: 16:53–21:36
• Celiac! Celiac! Cruise Offers: 21:40–26:33
• Astrology, Manifestations & 4:11 Mystery: 32:40–40:14
• Breakfast Burrito Joy/Spirit Week: 34:11–35:10, 41:06–43:51
• Carpools & Parenting Talk: 44:00–46:30
• Shappy Pretzels Push: 47:12–48:16
• Listener Martha Calls In: 48:44–50:12

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Summary Tone and Final Thoughts

The episode sparkles with Jeff’s trademark mix of self-deprecation, edgy banter, and genuine connection to the people in the room. Awards are simultaneously honored and spoofed, freeloading is shamelessly strategized, and wellness rituals are given their due—alongside the sarcasm.

If you love the messy, real, and slightly roasting dynamic of Jeff Lewis Has Issues, this episode captures the crew at their best—celebrating (and skewering) each other, manifesting big dreams and free stuff, and inviting listeners into their irreverent, affectionate chaos.

Transcript

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[Jeff Lewis]

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

They said that I am by far the most difficult talent that they're working with. You know, we could say we don't judge. I judge and I was judging.

[Jeff Lewis]

Money doesn't make you an asshole.

[Mark Gonzalez]

But if you're an asshole and with

[Jeff Lewis]

a ton of money, you're gonna be a bigger asshole.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Why are you looking at me?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I didn't. I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to look in that direction. Right at me. Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, Katie Lowes and Zach Noe Towers join the show. We talk about major awards and breakfast burritos. Plus, Katie tries her best to get a free mattress. Good morning.

[Jeff Lewis]

Good morning.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

So I think I know it's going to be good. I don't know if I'm being punk today or what's happening, but apparently California State assembly member Mark Gonzalez is here today who is going to be presenting Jeff Lewis live with some sort of state park proclamation. I think it's some sort of joke. I think he might be a stripper.

[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Yeah. Is this for my birthday? Am I getting a stripper for my birthday?

[Katie Lowes]

It's coming up next week. Proclamations can be bad.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Am I getting Mark for my birthday? Is that what's happening?

[Katie Lowes]

I would love for an elected official to give you a lap dance.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

The crazy part is like, this card looks so official.

[Jeff Lewis]

Read it.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Katie Lowe's read it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, hold on.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I mean, I'm falling for this.

[Jeff Lewis]

Mark Gonzalez, Assembly Member, 54th District, Majority Whip, California Legislature, Capitol office, full address in Sacramento. California, which lines up District office in la. Oh, it looks.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Do we check the phone numbers?

[Jeff Lewis]

Did we check the security? Do we know what kind of.

[Shane Douglas]

Because she said.

[Katie Lowes]

Is there a texture Majority Whip?

[Shane Douglas]

What kind of whip is this?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Hopefully the good kind.

[Shane Douglas]

That's what I'm saying.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Doesn't it look real?

[Katie Lowes]

And there's like. There's a texture to it. Like a seal.

[Jeff Lewis]

There's a seal.

[T-Mobile Announcer]

Holy shit.

[Jeff Lewis]

So what's happening? What are you being awarded with?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I don't know.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's why I don't think it's good. I think you're in trouble.

[Shane Douglas]

What? Like, what are we proclaiming?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Am I getting arrested?

[Jeff Lewis]

I think that you're in trouble.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Charged.

[Jeff Lewis]

I love that you went to. It could be something good. I went to, like, we're getting arrested.

[Shane Douglas]

Right?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

You're right.

[Jeff Lewis]

Something is bad. You're being like, where'd you get those diamonds?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Did you get those for free, too?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I wish. But I do love you guys. Amato jewelry. Shout out. Okay. No, she loves a soft Club Amati to dines. I love you guys. I love my diamond earrings. I wear them all the time. No, these were Grandma Faes.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, that's nice. You got that from Grandma?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Well, Adam's grandma.

[Katie Lowes]

Nice.

[Jeff Lewis]

When she passed away, there were some brooches and things that I had taken apart and put together.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

That's really nice.

[Katie Lowes]

I bet she was wearing it in the coffin. Katie was like, majority Whip.

[Jeff Lewis]

I did not. Yes, thank you. Majority Whip. Whip. What, is he coming here?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Yeah, he's in the green room right now.

[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Katie Lowes]

Oh, we met him. Yeah, he's gay.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Are you sure?

[Shane Douglas]

Things just got interesting.

[Katie Lowes]

Oh, no. Me just accusing people of being gay.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I don't know. That's a good idea.

[Katie Lowes]

I get arrested. Well, no. Okay, so maybe this is gay related.

[Shane Douglas]

Oh, a gay proclamation.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, you think it is?

[Katie Lowes]

I don't know.

[Shane Douglas]

You're louding it.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

The gays never recognize me, ever. Well, like, we just get snubbed every year by glaad.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's so sad.

[Katie Lowes]

Well, why?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Because I don't like the case.

[Katie Lowes]

And they've listened to the show, probably.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

That is, I love lesbians.

[Shane Douglas]

Hunting Wives should get a GLAAD Award. It's very.

[Jeff Lewis]

We did. We were nominated for, like, a bunch of different GLAAD Award things. I couldn't make it to the. Oh, no, I don't think.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Well, you weren't invited.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was not invited. They invited our amazing showrunner, Rebecca Cutter, and the author of the book the Hunting Wives, May Cobb, and they went and they had a great time.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

And probably the first two on the call sheet.

[Shane Douglas]

Brittany and Brittany.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I think Ernie and Malin. Yes.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. I was not invited.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

They're not inviting. Number six on the call.

[Jeff Lewis]

Five?

[Mark Gonzalez]

She got a platter.

[Jeff Lewis]

Five, not six. I was also five on Scandal. I've been five a lot. It's my kind of sweet spot. Oh, I love it.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Where is she? Here.

[Shane Douglas]

Well, there's you, there's me, there's Jameson, there's Oscar, there's.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I'm way low Down.

[Shane Douglas]

There's Annie.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I think you're probably in the 20s.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think I'm way low.

[Shane Douglas]

There's Mark Gonzalez.

[Jeff Lewis]

Low. That's okay.

[Katie Lowes]

Katie Low.

[Shane Douglas]

I think you're right before the low and lows.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Right before Sarah Colona. I think you're right before Sarah.

[Katie Lowes]

Oh, Sarah Catching strays.

[Annie]

Everyone's right before Sarah.

[Jameson]

Oh, no.

[Shane Douglas]

Saying something awful.

[Jeff Lewis]

Steph is going off mic, which scares me.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

No, I just thought I had a pretty good song. When Mark comes in, I think we should introduce Mark Gonzalez. Here we go. I'm excited. Here comes my birthday gift.

[Katie Lowes]

Wait, it's happening now.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Let's bring him in.

[Katie Lowes]

I don't feel safe.

[Shane Douglas]

Come on. Mark Gonzalez.

[Jeff Lewis]

Genuine.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

There he is.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Wow.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Assemblyman Mark Gonzalez. Oh, wow. Oh, he's got a couple layers on.

[Shane Douglas]

Okay, in.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, take off the jacket.

[Shane Douglas]

He's wearing a pride flag.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's awesome.

[Shane Douglas]

An ally.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Okay, so you're not a stripper.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Not yet.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Okay.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Day is young.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Okay.

[Mark Gonzalez]

But we are here to commemorate you today. So we're gonna start with Jeff. So if you guys can hand. By the way, this is Nina. She's my version of an Annie. So say Nina, first of all, shout out, Shane. We'll start today off with that. Shout out. I know that Danny Hang, you know, came here and gave a recognition. Right.

[Katie Lowes]

For West Hollywood.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

For West Hollywood.

[Jeff Lewis]

I feel so honored to pay for this.

[Mark Gonzalez]

So Dani gave you something, by the way. I'm a chump. I listen every day in Sacramento. Just so you know. I go back and forth. I take SouthW Airlines. I know you're a fan of that right now, but as I told Michael Beck, I was not gonna be, you know, outdid by the city of West Hollywood. So your birthday's coming up, right?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

It is.

[Mark Gonzalez]

So how old are you gonna be? Okay, got it. 56.

[Shane Douglas]

Google it.

[Mark Gonzalez]

So I wanted to declare Jeff Lewis day for simply being born. So I'll go ahead and read the last part that says, about fucking time.

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Whereas also appreciated for his caring nature, Jeff has participated in philanthropic initiatives such as a renovate to donate which supported the Amanda a non profit pet rescue organization and.

[Jeff Lewis]

Whereas Jeff.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Yes, you did. And Project Angel Food.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I think. Yes.

[Mark Gonzalez]

The contributions that Jeff Lewis has made to the entertainment industry as well as his viewing and listening audiences have been invaluable. And he has made a lasting positive impression on those whom he has been associated. Now therefore be it resolved by Selling member Mark Gonzalez that Jeff Lewis be commended for his exemplary record of service to people throughout the state of California and beyond. An extended sincere best wishes for continued success in his future endeavors. Dated March 24th on your birthday.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh my God.

[Mark Gonzalez]

It is Jeb Lewis day in the state of California. So sorry.

[Listener Caller (Martha)]

Danny.

[Mark Gonzalez]

We can replace that little West Hollywood.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm like the most.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

This is incredible. Thank you.

[Mark Gonzalez]

So this is for you.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm so emotional about this.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

After last week, my PR crisis is solved.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Wow.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

This is honestly perfect timing. I really needed this proclamation today. This is a fool.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have to hang that up in your office.

[Katie Lowes]

Green ribbon is giving Wicked Witch. So that's.

[Shane Douglas]

It's very on brand.

[Katie Lowes]

Apropos too.

[Shane Douglas]

And not. Not to shade Danny. But we had to get that one framed ourselves. Would you really Came in a beautiful frame.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

We do love Danny though.

[Shane Douglas]

Of course.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

And we had drinks with Danny at Craig's.

[Shane Douglas]

Oh, I love.

[Mark Gonzalez]

I just. I just saw Danny last night and I told him. Yes. I told him that I was gonna be here today. And he's aware.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think you guys should all hang out. A little hater on your birthday.

[Shane Douglas]

We all should. Danny hang out.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Danny's a hater.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Because. You know why?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Tell me.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Because I'm the state. He's a City. That's one of 88 cities in the county.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Trump city.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Yeah, Exactly.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

This is beautiful.

[Mark Gonzalez]

We're going national for you next.

[Jeff Lewis]

Look at the frame. Look at the mountain.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

No. I can see what the state has. Is this where the 20 billion went?

[Mark Gonzalez]

Yes. That's your taxpayer dollars

[Jeff Lewis]

worth it. Worth it.

[Jameson]

It's a beautiful gilded frame with a lovely green mat.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

It's gorgeous.

[Jameson]

And it looks like it's embossed. It's really beautiful.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Do we want to put it here or do we want to put it in my office?

[Jeff Lewis]

Don't you think your parents would be so proud? Your brother.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

My mom passed away. Thanks for bringing that up. Thanks, Katie.

[Jeff Lewis]

She can still see. I feel her.

[Mark Gonzalez]

We all know his grandma with his family.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Thanks, Katie. I want to bring up my grandma too.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. They all are here in spirit. They're all here in spirit.

[Jameson]

We do have a psychic. We do have a psychic on the show on Monday, so maybe we can.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Way to bring it down.

[Mark Gonzalez]

But I didn't want other people to be left out, so I brought other certificates for other people.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Like who?

[Annie]

Like, who's Denton?

[Mark Gonzalez]

Should we start with.

[Katie Lowes]

Oh, my.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

How cute.

[Mark Gonzalez]

You want me to read it?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Oh, he's all there on the corner.

[Jeff Lewis]

He got out of credit card debt. Congratulations.

[Mark Gonzalez]

So, on behalf of the California Seal legislature in the 54th district, I commend you for proving that one man can truly do it all. From running the board, calling a wrestling match, and deliver elite banter with piercing blue eyes that somehow distract from the chaos. A proud bisexual man, former Marriott employee, Funko pop collector, and devoted Disneyland Universal Studios enthusiast, you've mastered the art of balancing theme park magic with very real credit card debt. It's a lifestyle, it's a commitment, and frankly, it's impressive. You are living proof that you can chase thrills, drop sound cues, and rack up points and interests all at the same time.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

He does have blue eyes.

[Mark Gonzalez]

So that's for Oscar. Okay.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Okay. Here. Oscar. You got to get it framed. Oscar.

[Katie Lowes]

But no day does he get an hour.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Okay, we can't read every one of them.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Okay, so one's for. Well, which one? I'm gonna do Kean. It's kind of fun. Yes. No.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Does it mention. Okay, yeah, I'm kind of curious.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Okay, so I'll skip the. I commend you for your tireless dedication to content. And by content, we mean your ongoing field research into dating thirst traps and the modern MILF economy. Your commitment to studying heterosexual relationships so aggressively, so public and often is noted. Despite your repeated claims that you are not part of the LGBT community, your work continues to raise important questions and even more engagement. A proud Irishman with a global mission, you've turned chasing viral moments and women into a full time academic pursuit of. We thank you for your service.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yay. Okay, smile. Congratulations.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I mean, we've got to do.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shane.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Shane. Okay, we have a quick. You are the go to for everything. Producing, coordinating, booking, and somehow still finding time to deliver perfectly timed ones. From your humble beginnings crafting DQ blizzards to becoming one of the most reliable forces behind the show. You rise. Your rise has been nothing but short of inspirational. Add in the hot boyfriend and your wildly successful cameo career, and it's clear you've mastered the art of being both indispensable and very likable. Shout out.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, now I'm gonna cry. Our dairy queen Jameson's up next.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Okay. I commend you for writing the entire show while maintaining the vocal tote of meditation app and the digestive honesty of a Yelp review. Your consistency and inspiracy and calling out sick only once is lesson of achievement and more of a personality trait. Frankly, Madam Usil should be cutting you a sponsorship deal by now. A true Ginger snap. With just enough edge, you somehow balance producing chaos with a life that includes a boyfriend in the gay men's chorus, wellness retreats in Glendale, and an unwavering loyalty to Tamil shanters in Disneyland. It's range. It's discipline. It's fiber.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Congratulations.

[Jeff Lewis]

So cute. So tough.

[Annie]

Your face is so cute right now.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's you so touched I got one now.

[Mark Gonzalez]

I commend you for bringing true main character energy to every appearance. From your unforgettable portrayal of Quinn Perkins on Scandal to hunting to hunting wife RIP they killed you off.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Mark Gonzalez]

And now into the Jeff Lewis universe. You seamlessly blend talent, charm, and just the right amount of chaos. A proud, gluten free pretzel entrepreneur and all around force of nature. Your performance and advocacy continue to inspire. Olivia Pope would be absolutely approved.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, my gosh. Congratulations.

[Jeff Lewis]

I am so touched. Thank you. I'm going to bring this.

[Shane Douglas]

All right.

[Mark Gonzalez]

I commend you for pursuing your dreams, even though you're friends and are tired of you sharing clips of online. And we can't wait for you to get a real job. Comedy belongs on vine, so it probably doesn't belong online or in public. Between your new hair growth and your massive TV obsession with horror films and unforgettable bravery, meeting someone in a park and from an rv, you continue to prove that courage, chaos, and crushable life choices can coexist beautifully.

[Katie Lowes]

Oh, wait. Mine was just me. There was not one nice thing.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Not one. No. Let's go to the next one. Who's. Do you have any.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Let's see here, Annie.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

There we go.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Okay.

[Annie]

Slay me.

[Mark Gonzalez]

I commend you for being the human embodiment of Slay Mama. Your social media game is on point, your wit is chaotic, and your influencer energy keeps the show culturally relevant and just a little unhinged. Good luck on your journey to digital domination, whatever platform that may ultimately be. Onlyfans TikTok. The algorithm is yours to conquer.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you, papa.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Hers was positive. Everyone had a positive one except for Zach.

[Mark Gonzalez]

We have positive ones for everybody, but these are just the fun ones.

[Jeff Lewis]

You are such a dream. That is.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Mark Gonzalez, thank you so much. This is such an honor.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Did we do the Shafi one.

[Shane Douglas]

I can't wait for Shane Day.

[Jeff Lewis]

What a chump.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Wow. We really appreciate you coming down here.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Am I honorary chump yet?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Do you work in Sacramento?

[Mark Gonzalez]

I do work in Sacramento Monday through Thursday, and I live in LA Friday through Sunday, so I take Southwest.

[Jeff Lewis]

You must have so many miles.

[Mark Gonzalez]

I have almost a million.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh.

[Shane Douglas]

What?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, God. That's for you, Chappie. Pretty. What is this?

[Jameson]

So we were given paper certificates, but now they're framed as well.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Mark Gonzalez]

That's for you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Adam's gonna lose his mind.

[Shane Douglas]

So what is that? What is that?

[Mark Gonzalez]

Can you give me Zach's? Because I want him to cry. This is a real one. And this is a nice version of the real one.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, I like the nasty version.

[Mark Gonzalez]

This is a real nice one. I know you're all sad over there. Don't trip.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is unbelievable.

[Jameson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God. I swear to God, Jeff Lewis Live is the gift that just keeps on giving.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Look, you were honored today.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm honored. I've never been honored in my life. I've never won any award.

[Jameson]

Do we think California taxpayers are happy to know that this was all done on the tax dime?

[Mark Gonzalez]

Is it time for break?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Well, we thank you so much, Mark Gonzalez. Thank you for being here. Thank you for coming down here from Sacramento.

[Jameson]

Of course.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, here we go now.

[Shane Douglas]

Time for the show.

[Mark Gonzalez]

I love it. Of course. Thank you.

[Jameson]

Thank you, Mark.

[Annie]

That was beautiful, Mark. I can't wait to celebrate. Just.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Can we get Mark's number so we can go to drinks with him?

[Mark Gonzalez]

Yes. All right.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

And the bars.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Katie Lowes]

If you did drinks with the WeHo guy, you need to do cocaine. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

You need to take it up. This is the state.

[Mark Gonzalez]

These are funny.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is the state, Molly.

[Katie Lowes]

On the taxpayer dime.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Can we put it. Can we put it on his credit card? His business? Oh, we can expect. He can expense it.

[Katie Lowes]

Well, drinks only, though.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, vodka.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Thank you, guys.

[Katie Lowes]

But lots of it.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Have a great weekend.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

All right, we're gonna hang it. There we go. Probably put the city of West Hollywood underneath. We'll move city of West Hollywood down.

[Shane Douglas]

Or should we hang the state in that in your office? I mean, that's not a bad idea. It's own.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I don't know. I just feel like we're gonna get so many awards over the next few months.

[Katie Lowes]

Put it in your car windshield, like on the dash.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

That's a great idea, you know?

[Shane Douglas]

Yeah. Cause then you can't get a speeding ticket.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Now that everyone is listening.

[Katie Lowes]

I'm sorry, what?

[Jeff Lewis]

What is Happening now.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

You're here today, Katie Lowe's, because you need a new mattress.

[Jeff Lewis]

Correct? Let's really. I'm high, low, you guys. I go from getting awards to asking for a free mattress.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Okay, so let's talk about your mattress.

[Jeff Lewis]

I need help.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

My Mattress is over 10 years old. I have a horrible back when I sleep at home, every time I go away. Oh, my God, look how respectable this show was. And now we're talking about mattress.

[Katie Lowes]

No, this is important too, okay?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

It's bothering her, Jameson.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's killing me.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

And how do you. So you realize this because you started sleeping well at hotels?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. Like, every time I go away, my back is fine. I was away in Whistler last week and I was in Vegas and my back was fine. And then I put two in two,

[Shane Douglas]

Literally, Katie.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I was like, oh, my God, our Mattress is over 10 years old. I think it's time. But then I went down this spiral of trying to find a mattress and all these companies. I even did a sleep podcast brought to you by Mattress Firm five years ago. So I think that's a little bit too late to email them and be like, hey, I'm ready for that free Mattress Firm mattress now.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

But asking now for a mattress company to please DM you. And you're happy to promote the mattress in exchange for a free mattress?

[Jeff Lewis]

Of course.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

The best mattresses I have.

[Jeff Lewis]

What is it?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

We're free and what are they? I'm not spending $4,000 on a mattress.

[Mark Gonzalez]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's insane.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

But I'll post all day long for one.

[Jeff Lewis]

All day. And also we spend a lot of time on our backs.

[Katie Lowes]

Yeah.

[Jameson]

Reach.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I need a quality mattress. I'm also old. Like, I really feel it, like what your mattress company is or you have a couple different companies.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

No, I've had a few. So I've had a few trade outs. Like, I got a tempur Pedic. How was that $4,000 mattress for free? That's on the. In the guest room bed. Right. That's a nice mattress. Well, how did you get it?

[Shane Douglas]

That was in your val. That was in the. The Sherman Oaks house guest room. And then when you moved to Hollywood, you didn't have a guest room, so I took it from my apartment.

[Jeff Lewis]

You can even afford it.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

So you got my $4,000 mattress? Yeah.

[Annie]

How is it?

[Jeff Lewis]

How's your bed?

[Shane Douglas]

So I sleep so good. You do so good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

And then I got another high end brand too. That's how you do it.

[Jeff Lewis]

What about. Here's a question. If you like something different than the person you're sleeping with. Like, he likes soft.

[Katie Lowes]

I like sleep number.

[Shane Douglas]

Sleep number.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

If it's free.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

He's gonna have to deal with it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Agreed.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Because those.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you hearing that? Adam Shapiro? Shab Shap, Shappy. We're just going with whatever's free. And I will post all day, all night. I will jump, I will pillow fight. I'll do whatever they want.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I bought a basic bitch mattress two weeks ago or last week. And that thing was twelve hundred dollars.

[Shane Douglas]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Damn mattresses are really expensive.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Yeah. What was it? A Sealy.

[Shane Douglas]

That was a Sealy.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

And they, they're known for comfort, quality and what else?

[Shane Douglas]

And I forgot being rectangular.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

There's like a third thing being rectangular.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

They didn't give me a discount.

[Jameson]

Frank and I have one of those purple ones.

[Jeff Lewis]

Purple.

[Jameson]

And that's his bed.

[Katie Lowes]

Organic.

[Jameson]

I was a little nervous about it because I like a very firm.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is purple the name of the brand? It's purple.

[Katie Lowes]

Purple.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Yeah.

[Jameson]

Squishy.

[Katie Lowes]

It's called Purple.

[Jameson]

It's organic and I like it.

[Jeff Lewis]

It. Oh, I like organic.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

10 years old. So your mattress must be like sunken in and yellow.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's really bad.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Is it really stained?

[Katie Lowes]

It's full of.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's not really stained, but there's just like no support. Not only when I sleep, but in all the ways you use a mattress, there's just no. There's just no support. It's like time to step it up. And my back really hurt.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

So if you are a mattress company, please reach out to Katielews. What's your Instagram?

[Jeff Lewis]

KTQLows please. DM me and I'll take one too.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Okay, where do we go?

[Katie Lowes]

It's time. Zach Newey Towers.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I'll take one too. LJeffLewis.

[Shane Douglas]

I want one too. Shane Douglas. It's time for me to have a king size bed.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Annie, do you want a mattress?

[Annie]

Yeah, I would love a mattress and one for my guest room too.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think, I think we could do like a whole post together. Like we could just do it, have like a mattress, get on a mattress together.

[Katie Lowes]

We could stack em.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

So the Crazy Princess and the Pea.

[Katie Lowes]

Princess and the pea.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

You should be doing a lot more commercials, endorsements, and you're very advertiser friendly.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why thank you.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

And the last time you were here, so it's crazy. Every time you come here you get shit for free.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. And the Shappy pretzels order go up. I love chumps and I love Jeff Lewis Live. Let me just say that.

[Katie Lowes]

Oh, they're gonna clip that? No, because it's gonna seem so out of context.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

It's too positive.

[Katie Lowes]

I love the Chums and Jeff Lewis Live.

[Jameson]

No one's ever said that, but it won't appear in one of our open. But maybe in some promotional material.

[Annie]

Sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

Great.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Now let's bring it down. You have celiac disease. You usually find a way to work that in. Now, the last time you were here, you got invited to the celiac cruise.

[Jeff Lewis]

I did.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

For free.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I asked to. For free.

[Shane Douglas]

Are you gonna go?

[Jeff Lewis]

No. No, I'm kidding.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Why?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I might. I just am picky about my cruises. Although you're not. You went on a. What the hell? You're not.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

You'll go on a floating trash dump, shots fired.

[Shane Douglas]

You love to cruise. She knows that.

[Katie Lowes]

I mean, I go on gay cruise. I perform on gay cruises.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right.

[Katie Lowes]

Which you look down on.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. No, I would go with you on that. I've just been on cruises with my kids and I, and it's like.

[Katie Lowes]

Oh, family cruises. No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, it's a little, like, Virgin is where it's at. It's just a little. If. If it's really. It's just hard. Like, I'm getting. It's like you're with fans all day. It's like, kind of exhausting. I'm sorry. I'm sounding.

[Jameson]

Wow.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Well, so sorry your fans are bothering you.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is coming out terribly. But you're just like. You are trapped. I'm running around with my kids. My kids. It's just like. I don't know. I have to figure out what kind of cruise I could go on that I like. I went on a Viking river cruise once with my whole family that was amazing. But they don't allow children under 12. Have you ever been on a Viking river cruise?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I've never been on a cruise, period. Oh.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why don't you go on cruises?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I have lots of fears around cruises. The boats, the norovirus, the rogue waves.

[Katie Lowes]

No, no, no, no.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Do you get seizure?

[Jeff Lewis]

You're fine.

[Shane Douglas]

You're fine.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I get seasick.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I did, too, last time, too.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I'm claustrophobic. Yeah, I don't know.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know. That's why I didn't jump at the opportunity at the celiac cruise.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I thought you would. Because you asked for it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, you wanted them to pay you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Correct.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I get it. So they offered you the free cruise, but they didn't pay you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

So now. Okay, so let them know. Love to go for an appearance fee.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

And then you'll feel great all day about saying hi to fans.

[Jeff Lewis]

Correct.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Yep. Okay, I understand.

[Jeff Lewis]

You understand, like, it's a little bit of a work thing.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Of course it is.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, oh, you know, I'm just figuring out how. How far I can get pushed and

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

you get paid and that's why you go on those cruises.

[Katie Lowes]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, yeah.

[Katie Lowes]

I do stand up on them.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right, so. Right. Okay.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Yeah.

[Katie Lowes]

I'm not doing it for, like, free.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. See, I wasn't specific in my last ask, so thank you, Jeff Lewis, for leading me into a more specific ask.

[Jameson]

Katie, which one did they offer you? Was it Spain and Italy? Was it New England? Was it Bahamas?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Jameson]

Spain and Italy?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Wow.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

You don't know.

[Annie]

It was all of.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, no, it was Spain and Amsterdam. No. Was it Amsterdam? No, no, no, no. Because these were years out. They were like, what do you want to do in 2027? And I was like, I don't know what I'm doing in 2027. Hopefully I have a job and I'm unavailable.

[Mark Gonzalez]

Yeah, right.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I know. That's too far ahead.

[Jeff Lewis]

They were like, trying to do, like, Christmas time of 2027. I was like, dudes, I really don't know.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I don't know.

[Annie]

It really sucks because it'.

[Jameson]

Well, that's the point of the cruise.

[Katie Lowes]

Oh. So the point is you're safe to just eat whatever you see.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's incredible. Yeah.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

What can you eat?

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I can eat everything gluten free. But imagine these families what doesn't have gluten? Hold on. Imagine these families that get to go on these cruises and not have to worry about their kids cross contaminating. It's actually like a full need and an amazing experience.

[Annie]

It is really cool.

[Jeff Lewis]

I do not have that celiac.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

It's gluten free.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God. Apples, chicken, all meat, all vegetables, all fruit, all liquor. Gluten free.

[Katie Lowes]

But, like cookies.

[Jeff Lewis]

Beer is not cookies. Yeah, but they're.

[Shane Douglas]

These have gluten.

[Jeff Lewis]

Tate's. Yeah. That you can't.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

So it's a cruise with no bread and no beer.

[Katie Lowes]

Well, no good bread.

[Jeff Lewis]

And also their kitchens don't cross contaminate. They've gone on the cruise and taught the kitchens how to actually make. I love that when I come on here, we talk so much about celiac. It's so insane. I love it.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

But it's your identity.

[Annie]

It's actually a really good idea because then you won't get bloated on the cruise and you're in a bikini the whole time.

[Jeff Lewis]

What if we got Danny's Putting the pieces together.

[Jameson]

Katie. What about tequila?

[Jeff Lewis]

Gluten free.

[Jameson]

Gluten free.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

But celiac disease is no big deal.

[Jeff Lewis]

It is not, Jeff. It is because.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

How is this a big deal?

[Annie]

Sorry. You're skinny.

[Katie Lowes]

Food.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Yeah. That's why you're so skinny.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, I did lose a lot of bloating once I was diagnosed. Celiac. But a lot of kids actually can't even cross contaminate. Like, if they even transform. I just want to remind you, remember,

[Jameson]

about your insensitivities, about diabetes. So just tread lightly here.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Yeah, I got a little hate from diabetes. A little diabetes people.

[Jeff Lewis]

Jeff, you need to do a better job.

[Shane Douglas]

Diabetics.

[Katie Lowes]

Oh, yeah, Diabetes people.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, some celiac is really serious. Like, if they cry. That's if. If the kitchen.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

You would talk about this all day? If we let you.

[Jeff Lewis]

I would.

[Jameson]

You let her.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I love the celiac foundation. And I. I just love you guys.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I believe we just got proclamations.

[Jeff Lewis]

I can't believe it.

[Shane Douglas]

It's Jeff day on Tuesday.

[Annie]

How.

[Shane Douglas]

How should we celebrate?

[Annie]

Mine's kind of encouraging me to do only fantasy.

[Listener Caller (Martha)]

I haven't.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I definitely heard that on yours. I heard that.

[Annie]

I don't think I'll do it.

[Katie Lowes]

I haven't read my good one yet, but I am stuck on the mean one.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I know it's kind of shady.

[Jeff Lewis]

What did it say?

[Shane Douglas]

It was a roast.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was already.

[Katie Lowes]

It was like, get a real job. Your video should be on.

[Shane Douglas]

Fine.

[Katie Lowes]

It was just like.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Honestly, he was flirting.

[Jeff Lewis]

Really?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I do. I'm a little worried about Mark now because, I mean, coming on the show is career suicide. You know, Katie, I know you haven't worked since.

[Jeff Lewis]

Not since.

[Shane Douglas]

And he wants to be like, oh, elected to something. Like, what is he.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

But you do get free stuff from chumps.

[Katie Lowes]

That's nice.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's so nice.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I bet you'll get a mattress.

[Jeff Lewis]

I hope so.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Where do we go again?

[Jeff Lewis]

Today's the day KTQ lows on Instagram. Wait, what are you doing for your birthday?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I'm not a big. I mean, I'll go to dinner. I went to dinner last night with a couple of friends. And then I'll go to dinner on Tuesday.

[Jeff Lewis]

And that's it.

[Katie Lowes]

So you're already celebrating it. You're one of those girls who celebrates

[Jeff Lewis]

her birthday all day, five days all month.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I went reluctantly and I said, there'll be no candles, there'll be no singing. There's no mention.

[Shane Douglas]

Did they bring it on like the donut tree?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

No, I didn't. No, no.

[Jameson]

Where did you go?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Steak 48.

[Jameson]

What'd you get?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I have to say, Shane.

[Jameson]

What?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

You. I know you're a great orderer. Justin Sylvester's next level.

[Jameson]

Really?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

He knew exactly what to get.

[Shane Douglas]

What did he get?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I mean, I don't know.

[Shane Douglas]

Okay.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I mean things that we don't normally like. The caviar cones and oysters and like sashimi. I mean it was. And it was all nice and light and I think celiac friendly cones doesn't sound. Oh, that's not ceiling.

[Jeff Lewis]

You would have bloated soy sauce.

[Katie Lowes]

Soy sauce?

[Jeff Lewis]

I bring around my own gluten free soy sauce. Guys, it's not a big deal. I keep it in my purse.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

So. Drama.

[Jeff Lewis]

I am a dramatic actress in case you forgot.

[Shane Douglas]

I forgot.

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[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Katie Lowes]

It's not good.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's over for you.

[Katie Lowes]

Those are two death numbers. I'm kidding.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh shit. So the first thing. So usually I wake up, it's like I'm stressed about something. So I will say 4:11. This morning I woke up and I thought, you know Jeff, you were a dick to that spirit lady. Oh, so remember how nice she was

[Jeff Lewis]

the mom, she's the spirit lady.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

She's the one that's. She's the one that's been doing all this yesterday. Serious Exit Spirit Week.

[Shane Douglas]

She's like a marketing person and she put together the spirit week for the, you know, employee morale. I just think she's shitting on it all week.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Well, I do think like the dress ups in the games are stupid, but I do very. I'm very much behind the free food.

[Shane Douglas]

I feel like you were nice to her face.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Yeah, I know, that's true. I was nice or something to her face.

[Jameson]

Not that I want to make you feel better, but I did see her later in the day and she was. And I thanked her again for coming on the air and she's like, oh, I was excited. And I told my sons and they were excited.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

She didn't hear the other part of

[Katie Lowes]

the show or this part maybe.

[Jameson]

I know I almost got. Oh, did you listen? But I didn't, I didn't ask. I don't want to know.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Here's the thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you think she's casting a spell, waking you up at 4:11 and that's why?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

No, I think it's something else going on. But I do think I. Look, I think we should continue to do the brunch, the breakfast, the bagels, all of that. I've never seen anyone in this office as excited as yesterday with the breakfast burritos.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I love a breakfast burrito.

[Shane Douglas]

How excited she is.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I mean, Kian had, Oscar had one, Joey McIntyre had one, Carnie Wilson had one. I had one. I mean we were all excited and happy yesterday.

[Jameson]

Well, there usually is food tied to the events. You're just not always here for them. So you only see the poster that says like come for the corral of fun. But you don't realize there's food there because you're not here.

[Annie]

Well, he also wasn't invited to the Christmas one.

[Jeff Lewis]

They sent your invite to the other. Jeff Lewis in Atlanta.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

You remember that?

[Jeff Lewis]

I do, yeah.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

And so today, which is day five and I think it's coming to an end. This is the end of Spirit Week on, on the seventh floor. There's no food today. You want to know why?

[Mark Gonzalez]

Why?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Because marketing isn't there today. They only come in on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. So what about for the people that are here every day? Why don't they do some food on the eighth floor?

[Shane Douglas]

That is so selfish.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I, I think so too. And by the way, the girls at the front, yeah, they're pissed too. They wanted more free food.

[Shane Douglas]

Yeah, I mean they're.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Or they're here every day like us.

[Katie Lowes]

Yeah, it's not free food. You guys have been working for the food.

[Shane Douglas]

And I want a little kickback.

[Jeff Lewis]

Speaking of free things, mattress needed for everybody in this room.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Where do we go?

[Jeff Lewis]

Ktq, Lowe's. But also, everybody in this room would like a mattress.

[Shane Douglas]

Yeah.

[Katie Lowes]

And I kind of want a gold bracelet if that's on the table.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, that would be nice.

[Jeff Lewis]

Amadi designs. Amati Designs.

[Katie Lowes]

Wait, really?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Amati.

[Jeff Lewis]

Free Amati Designs. I got 5 carats worth of free diamond stud earrings that are so beautiful. And I cried when I opened it. Oh, my God.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Why are you wearing them today? Did you fucking resell them?

[Jeff Lewis]

I would freaking never.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's the point? They're under here. You can't even see them. And I needed a hoop because I was showing off my mom Bob today. I'm not a hair boss.

[Shane Douglas]

You are bobbing.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Did you cut that for a film?

[Jeff Lewis]

I can't say. Jeff.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I knew it. I knew it because I was like, wow, that's. That hair is. It's cute. Very cute.

[Katie Lowes]

Thanks.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

But, you know. Yeah, it does look like a mom. A cute mom.

[Jeff Lewis]

Bob. Yeah. Thank you.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

You did it for.

[Jeff Lewis]

I can't say yet.

[Jameson]

You know, Season two of the Hunting Wives just wrapped. Britney Snow was posting.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

And then, Zach, you're growing your hair out like that.

[Katie Lowes]

I'm also growing out of Bob for a role.

[Shane Douglas]

Maybe you and Katie play sisters.

[Jeff Lewis]

He was so upset because we were saying it's kind of two different people. This morning. Morning said it was like a Justin Bieber sweep moment.

[Katie Lowes]

Like, oh, Biebs.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

So, by the way, I Googled this morning, 4 11. Because I'm like, this is crazy. This has happened. It's like the seventh or eighth time that I woke up at 4:11.

[Jameson]

What does it say?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

It says it represents a message to focus on your passions, maintain a positive outlook, and build strong foundations for future success. It's. It actually represents taking my life to the next level and understanding that things are happening for me, not against me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Great. And today's the Astrological New Year.

[Jameson]

What?

[Shane Douglas]

It's not happening to you. It's happening for you.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

You're right.

[Jeff Lewis]

Today's the Astrological New Year. It's a big fucking deal. Meaning, like, this whole week leading up to it, like Spirit Week. And it's Spirit week in the office. You're getting hit from all sides. Generally.

[Jameson]

Aries is the baby of the zodiac. They're the first sign of the sign. Aries is the first sign New Year for the sign.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is basically January 1st, but of the astrolog, which is like a bit better, more powerful calendar in My opinion.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

So this is why you haven't. You haven't put together any sort of manifestations, resolutions, anything till this week? Baby, I just thought you were being lazy.

[Jeff Lewis]

Nah. Thank you, but no.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

No, you were waiting, actually. Okay, so this is.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, this is a more powerful calendar.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Like, this was by design.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Like, I'm not. Like, the other calendar is like the Christian Catholic calendar. No offense. Like, great. But, like, this has been around longer. This is like sun, moon, stars, witchy. So today is the new year day. So this week of you waking up every night at 4:11 and like, your subconscious is manifesting what you want this next year to bring in for you. That's something.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

So I have to do that today?

[Jeff Lewis]

Today's the day, my friend. But you've been percolating on it all week.

[Katie Lowes]

Yeah. Wait, wait. Tell us what we do.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, you should really write down what you want to let go of, of the last year, what you're calling in this new year.

[Katie Lowes]

Mattresses.

[Jeff Lewis]

Mattresses.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

You're right. Let's manifest mattresses.

[Katie Lowes]

Gold BR Bracelets.

[Jeff Lewis]

My mom's a yoga teacher. She's the best. But you say three times into your hands what you want, right? And then you go, mattress mantress. Mattress mattress. Ready? Ready. Gold bracelet.

[Katie Lowes]

Gold bracelet. Gold bracelet.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Wow. Okay, wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, but like, in a real way, like, what do you want? Like, you're joyfully working on a project that brings you joy and financial. Taking you to the next level. What do you want to do? What do you want?

[Katie Lowes]

Jeff, there's no joke.

[Jeff Lewis]

You want to live what you want your boyfriend to live. Like, whatever it is.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

So what do I do? So I. I say it three times in my hand and then just blow

[Jeff Lewis]

it out into the air. But it's just like saying it out loud, not only in your mind, or writing it down and saying it out.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Write it down too.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Like there's a much better chance of you. And you have to put positive, like, manifestation affirmation around it. Like, I am joyfully parenting Monroe every day or finding time with my daughter. That's not. That's stress free.

[Katie Lowes]

Don't waste on that

[Mark Gonzalez]

lie detector. Determined.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

That was a lie.

[Katie Lowes]

Wait, what about the cinnamon thing? Blowing cinnamon.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, the cinnamon challenge. Yeah.

[Katie Lowes]

No, but you blow cinnamon. You blow like, a teaspoon of cinnamon, I think, into your home.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, no, that.

[Katie Lowes]

For money.

[Jeff Lewis]

Something out. What was that? I was here for that, too. What aspect was that?

[Katie Lowes]

Kevin Sullivan, who you'll have on next week. Yeah, he does the cinnamon thing, so

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

we really should just think about it. Write it down.

[Jeff Lewis]

Just think about it as. Like, today is as if it's January 1st. You know, like, say. And write down what you want for this year. And. And it's. There's really powerful astrological sun, moon, stars in the right alignment to get you going.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Okay. All right. I'm starting to think about it now. What I want. Okay, what do you want?

[Katie Lowes]

Share with the class.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I want a raise.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's good. Say that in October, I am being paid what I believe I'm being paid what I deserve.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

Which is more than what I'm currently being paid. Whatever.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Actually, that's way more.

[Jeff Lewis]

Way more great.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Especially. You know what?

[Jeff Lewis]

Really? You should write down the exact number you fucking want.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Okay, I will. Here's the thing. Like, in your business, you win an Emmy or you win an Oscar, all of a sudden you're more valuable. Yeah, I got a proclamation, bitch.

[Jeff Lewis]

Correct.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I'm more valuable now than I was. Than I was at 8. 59.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm going to break you. Don't think I'm going to.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

How many other radio hosts have a proclamation from the state of California?

[Jameson]

You have two. Since your last city of West Hollywood, you have two.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, this should triple.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. And while you're at it, say free breakfast. I want burritos every Wednesday.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

And can I tell you something? The shock of all this? It was from Norms. What? And it was delicious. I have underestimated Norms. I'm sorry, Norm.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Shane Douglas]

Shout out. Norm. Great job.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

It was so good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Ever eaten there?

[Katie Lowes]

Have you had the pancakes?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I know. I would never think to eat at Norms. I would never go in there.

[Advertiser]

No.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

But then I had the breakfast burrito yesterday on the seventh floor. I'm now a Norm's fan.

[Shane Douglas]

Wait, that's way closer to House than Mel's. And you're driving all the way up to Sunset.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, is Norms on La Cienega?

[Shane Douglas]

It's on La Cienaga. Like south of Melrose.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Are you serious?

[Katie Lowes]

Sorry.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sorry.

[Annie]

Gonna be okay with that? She loves Mel's.

[Shane Douglas]

I don't know, guys.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's so cute.

[Jameson]

One of my one and only credits set. I was in a Norm's commercial. I'm gonna pull it up.

[Shane Douglas]

When?

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you serious? I'm dying.

[Shane Douglas]

How did this happen?

[Jameson]

I auditioned and I got it.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Why didn't you tell us this?

[Annie]

You're such a king.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

It's funny. He's not like Doug. It's not like Doug. Like, we know everything Doug's ever done.

[Jeff Lewis]

Of course.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

You're so w. He doesn't Brag.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's such an actor.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Thanks for bringing me my favorite restaurant Norms.

[Jeff Lewis]

Nor serve my favorite meals.

[T-Mobile Announcer]

Veggie omelets by my favorite waitress, Jackie.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Hi, Jackie. Like Norms. I too, have been around a long time.

[Mark Gonzalez]

60 years.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

And the one thing I've learned, never get stuck with the bill unless it's at Norms. No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Norm's veggie omelette for a limited time.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

God, that looks good.

[Jeff Lewis]

That looks delicious.

[Shane Douglas]

$5.99.

[Katie Lowes]

It is the cheapest place I've ever eaten food, if that tells you anything.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Why are you bringing us down?

[Katie Lowes]

No, I love it.

[Shane Douglas]

Complimentary.

[Katie Lowes]

I love it for us.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Delicious breakfast.

[Jeff Lewis]

Literally driving there from here.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

No, I don't know if it's celiac friendly.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I can get an omelet.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Yeah, you gotta be careful.

[Jeff Lewis]

You can get an omelet.

[Annie]

What about cross contamination?

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm fine with cross contamination. Some people are not. I'm so sorry. For those, that's really serious. I can cross contamina. But I'm also gonna drive there and get that omelet that looked delicious.

[Shane Douglas]

Jason, did you get free food?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Scrambled eggs, bacon, potatoes, and then salsa wrapped in a beautiful tortilla that I

[Jeff Lewis]

couldn't have unless it was corn.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

God, it must be fun going out to dinner with you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, I'm a good time.

[Jameson]

I mean, keep in mind, Katie can't even eat the product that she creates. The pretzels.

[Jeff Lewis]

I can't.

[Shane Douglas]

The irony sucks.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

That is crazy. Did you create the product before you were diagnosed with celiac disease?

[Katie Lowes]

She tried to deep throat the mic just now.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Did you chip a tooth?

[Katie Lowes]

Is there gluten in microphone?

[Jeff Lewis]

I was diagnosed after.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, wow. Bummer. Hey, I saw your Kia Carnival.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, thanks. So cute.

[Shane Douglas]

He didn't compliment it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you not love it?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I just thought it was wide. Like, it's a big car.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, well, I drive a lot of kids around and Ro should come over for a play date. My house is fun.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

You literally could get 12 kids in that carnival.

[Jeff Lewis]

I drive the whole neighborhood around.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

It's actually a bus.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah. It's awesome.

[Shane Douglas]

It is cute. From the back, like, it looks like a big, like, suv.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, it looks like I'm driving, like a big nice car.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

No, it's a nice looking car. It's wide. Really wide. Like, you could get four people sit across the bench.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, three, but shh. Sometimes four.

[Katie Lowes]

Hell yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know, I can fit a lot of people in there. And I drive grandparents around. I mean, I'm like a full carpooling mom. Look, I have A mom. Bob, did you have Uber?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

You got like, five rows in that car?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, no, three. No, it's. It's the regular. It seats. I don't know, I fit a lot and, like, bikes and roller blades and the back of the full. Guys. Come on.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know. I know that you have, like, people for that, Jeff, But I'm like, no,

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I only have one kid. I don't have a lot of shit.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, right, right, right. But she's friends. No. Are you, like, driving her friends around?

[Shane Douglas]

I'm driving carpool today.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, Shane's doing carpool.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, cute. What does that mean?

[Shane Douglas]

Because you have to pick up more than one kid at a time to get on campus at school. So you have to pick up two kids and then meet at the carpool spot.

[Jeff Lewis]

So who are you picking up? One of the Nero?

[Shane Douglas]

Her friend Isla.

[Jeff Lewis]

Cute.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Nyla.

[Jameson]

Not to give it away, don't give the exact location. Is a carpool spot like a Ralph's parking lot or is it.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, no, no.

[Shane Douglas]

It's close to school.

[Jameson]

Got it. And everyone kind of just meets there.

[Shane Douglas]

No, because you're supposed to, in theory, take the kid home, but most families just, like, find a spot close.

[Jameson]

Ish.

[Shane Douglas]

To the school and meet there.

[Jameson]

Got it, got it.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

So the school, it's. They're out at 2:35, but you gotta line up at that gate by like 2:15 because they open the. What time they open the gate? 222 20. And that's when all the aggressive moms start lining up.

[Shane Douglas]

I'm in the same boat, the moms and gays.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

So you can't. Can't. Yeah. So you cannot be late. No, because then.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you have to. It's so hard.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

It'll be 40 minutes to get Monroe if I. If I drive in that gate at 2:22, it'll be 30 minutes. 30, 40 minutes to pick up Monroe.

[Shane Douglas]

Wow.

[Katie Lowes]

Wow.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

So I try to be like, what, like one of the, like, 10 cars, right?

[Shane Douglas]

Yeah. I mean, first seven. Ideally.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Ideally. But Monroe does hold up the carpool line.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why? What's she doing?

[Shane Douglas]

Who knows? I don't know.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Know. I don't know what she's doing. But she does. She likes to wait for the. The final call.

[Shane Douglas]

She likes to hear her name called a few times.

[Katie Lowes]

Nice. Yeah, I like that.

[Jeff Lewis]

I get that.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

And then everyone's waiting for her, and then. Then she comes down at her leisure

[Mark Gonzalez]

and, like, it's kind of drama.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

No sense of urgency either.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, she's like, whatever. Does she not wait for me?

[Katie Lowes]

Does she never have a sense of urgency?

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Not really.

[Shane Douglas]

Not an urgent.

[Katie Lowes]

She's got antiitis.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Yeah. There's. You know what's interesting, I never thought of about that. There is no sense of urgency at

[Shane Douglas]

any time because everyone's like waiting on her. Like, why would she. She doesn't care. She's like, they'll take me when they take me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Annie]

She doesn't brush her own hair. She doesn't wash it. Like she's just slaying. She's an icon.

[Jeff Lewis]

Icon.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Just in case you don't hear from a mattress company today, which I know you will.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think I will.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I think we should sell enough pretzels today to pay for the mattress. Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Lewis]

Jeff Lewis, I love you.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Let's go to Chef Shappy. S H A p p y pretzels.com now and buy pretzels from Katie and Adam so they can get rid of their 10 year old stained sunken mattress and get something that will help her back.

[Katie Lowes]

That's a lot of thank you chumps, isn't it?

[Shane Douglas]

There's a lot of pretzels.

[Jeff Lewis]

A lot. But like we, Jeff Lewis, I mean, we've sold over like 6,7000 pretzels because of Jeff.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Wow. Yeah, I think we could sell another 6 or 7,000 more.

[Annie]

They're so good.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Are great. You recommend these for people with celiac?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, but my husband's working very hard to try to make a gluten free pretzel. And I'm convinced when he figures it out, we're going to be billionaires.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Really?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Because have you ever had a gluten free? No, they don't exist.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

No. They taste like shit.

[Jeff Lewis]

They do. Correct.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

They taste like shit.

[Jeff Lewis]

They really do. So he's hard at work trying to figure it out.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Shappypretzel.com, kTQ, Lowe's Mattress Pretzels. Let's go, guys. Gold bracelet. Sociological new year. Thank you, Amati designs for my amazing diamond earrings. I love you guys.

[Katie Lowes]

We got a promo machine.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah. Lilac Pediatric Dentistry. No. Come on.

[Jameson]

State of California.

[Jeff Lewis]

State of California. Mark Gonzalez.

[Katie Lowes]

Jeff Day, March 24th.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Katie Lowes]

Oh, Tower Bottom Hotline, 213-728-4647. Text me your name and city and I might be touring there soon.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Oh, Marth in Chicago, line four. Hey, Martha.

[Listener Caller (Martha)]

Hi.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

What's going on?

[Listener Caller (Martha)]

So I've been listening to you like Shane said. You've been shitting on spirit Week all week. I agree with you. It is dumb. Third grader should be doing Spirit week.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Thank you.

[Listener Caller (Martha)]

That being said, yeah, they should be giving you guys, like, breakfast burritos. What you guys are doing now and this week when I opened my Sirius XM to listen to you guys, it gave me a notice that said, this week we're raising the price from 9.99 to 12.99, which means that we're paying for the burritos, we're paying for the M and M sitting in that jar.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Holy shit. Martha, thank you so much. That burrito is so good.

[Shane Douglas]

For $3 a month, you two can buy us burritos.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Will you thank Martha, please, for the burrito? Thanks, Martha.

[Annie]

Annie, thank you, Martha.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

Martha, thank you so much. Much. It was delicious.

[Listener Caller (Martha)]

One good. I'm so glad you enjoy. You enjoy the salsa verde and the salsa roja.

[Jeff Lewis]

One more thing before.

[Listener Caller (Martha)]

Okay, okay, one more thing. I saw that Katie was skiing with Chelsea Handler at Whistler, like last week, like she had mentioned. Yes, you should invite her on your show unless you have beef with her, which wouldn't surprise me.

[Show Host (Jeff Lewis Live)]

I don't have any problem with Chelsea. In fact, I was on her show a few times and then, you know, it got real big. And then she started having a listers and then I was. And then I was banned and I was. The one thing I would say is like, hey, let's remember the people that were there in the beginning. Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Live every week weekday on Sirius XM as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app.

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