Kirby Bliss Blanton & Doug Budin: Pull/Pack & Brunch

Summary

Jeff Lewis Has Issues: Episode Summary Episode: Kirby Bliss Blanton & Doug Budin: Pull/Pack & Brunch
Release Date: April 18, 2025

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1. Welcome and Introductions

[01:15] Jeff Lewis opens the episode by welcoming listeners to "Jeff Lewis Has Issues." Kirby Bliss Blanton and Doug Buden join the conversation, introducing themselves and setting the stage for today's topics, which include packing strategies, sponsored lunches, and upcoming events.

2. Discussing Jody Sweeten’s Accident

The trio starts by expressing concern over Jody Sweeten's recent accident.
[01:39] Kirby Bliss Blanton shares, “She actually fell down the stairs yesterday,” highlighting the physical challenges Jody faced.
[02:10] Doug Buden adds humorously, “She’s got an ample bosom. Yeah, I'm surprised she doesn't fall all the time,” lightening the mood while emphasizing the need for caution.

3. Packing Strategies for Chump Con

A significant portion of the episode revolves around preparing for Chump Con in Las Vegas.

Pull and Pack Method

[04:26] Doug Buden introduces the “pull and pack” technique:
“I start with a pull. That’s pulling the looks, then a pack, which is really a pre-pack, then a pack, then a repack.”

[04:37] Kirby Bliss Blanton elaborates on her method, emphasizing organization and efficiency: “I put the outfits hanging in the closet in a certain section. Then today I’ll put it in the suitcase.”

Individual Packing Styles

[05:01] Jeff Lewis shares his personal approach: “I’ll think of outfits while I'm in bed and add items to the bag throughout the morning.”

Meanwhile, Jody Sweetin and Jameson discuss their own unique packing styles, highlighting the diversity in preparation methods among the team.

4. Wardrobe Challenges and Solutions

As the team prepares for the convention, wardrobe issues surface.

Handling Oversized Clothing

[02:58] Doug Buden humorously explains his anxiety-related packing:
“When you zip that bag, my anxiety is now released. So now every day I can go back into that bag and pull more out.”

[20:22] Kirby Bliss Blanton confronts her struggles with clothing sizes: “They shrank at the dry cleaners. I can’t fit in these pants.”

Adjusting to Changes

The conversation shifts to adjusting wardrobe choices to accommodate fluctuating sizes.
[23:14] Jeff Lewis suggests practical solutions: “Maybe slacks with some elastic or palazzo pants so nobody has to know about that elastic part.”

5. Office Dynamics and Handling Sickness

Health issues and office interactions become a focal point as the discussion progresses.

Dealing with Illness

[07:00] Doug Buden and Jameson share their strategies for staying healthy: “I’m taking zinc because everyone around me has been sneezing.”

[29:36] Kirby Bliss Blanton voices her frustrations with lack of support: “...everyone keeps saying oregano... let me get some... Has anyone acknowledge that I'm the one that's actually sick?”

Support and Neglect

[29:58] Kirby Bliss Blanton recounts a personal experience: “When I was having trouble breathing, Zoila and Jenny just stood there and did nothing.”

This segment highlights the tension and lack of empathy within the workplace, leading to broader discussions about team support and personal accountability.

6. Personal Revelations: Quitting the Job

A pivotal moment occurs when Jeff Lewis shares a significant personal update.

[31:14] Jeff Lewis reveals:
“I left because I was around drinking too much... I couldn’t handle being around too many drunk people.”

[31:22] Doug Buden reacts sympathetically:
“That’s why she works in a bar, probably.”

[32:04] Kirby Bliss Blanton probes further, leading Jeff to elaborate on his struggles with alcohol and the decision to seek acting jobs instead.

7. Interactions with Colleagues and Con Planning

The conversation delves into workplace dynamics and the implications of Jeff’s departure.

Handling Complaints and Upgrades

[34:07] Jeff Lewis shares anecdotes about dealing with his mother’s complaints: “She complained about someone’s hair in the room, and we got the best suite after that.”

Strategizing for the Convention

The team discusses strategies to ensure a smooth experience at Chump Con, including interactions with hotel staff and managing personal appearances.

8. Concluding Remarks and Final Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, the team reflects on the upcoming convention and the challenges they've discussed.

[37:02] Kirby Bliss Blanton wraps up with a light-hearted note: “It was a dinner. It was a meal supplement.”

[37:49] Doug Buden closes with a playful commercial jingle, signaling the end of the episode.

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Notable Quotes

• Doug Buden on anxiety and packing:
  “When you zip that bag, my anxiety is now released. So now every day I can go back into that bag and pull more out.”
  [02:58]

• Kirby Bliss Blanton on wardrobe struggles:
  “They shrank at the dry cleaners. I can’t fit in these pants.”
  [19:16]

• Jeff Lewis on leaving his job:
  “I left because I was around drinking too much... I couldn’t handle being around too many drunk people.”
  [31:14]

• Kirby Bliss Blanton on lack of support during illness:
  “Everyone keeps saying oregano... let me get some... Has anyone acknowledge that I'm the one that's actually sick?”
  [29:36]

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This episode of "Jeff Lewis Has Issues" offers a candid glimpse into the personal and professional lives of Jeff Lewis and his colleagues as they navigate the preparations for Chump Con. From packing dilemmas and wardrobe malfunctions to deeper personal revelations and office dynamics, the conversation is both engaging and relatable for listeners.

Transcript

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Doug Buden]

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[Jeff Lewis]

When I have an 8 hour shift. And XXX after I was out all night at a club called xxx, drink Vitamin water. It's from New York.

[Doug Buden]

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I don't need therapy. I don't need a prayer service. I need the fucking facts. Get to the point. She shut me down. I know. She's like, I don't want this toxic man near me.

[Jeff Lewis]

See, you're a nice person.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Don't tell anyone. Well, nobody thinks it, so it doesn't matter. Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has Issues. In today's episode, Kirby Bliss Blanton and Doug Buten join the show. We talk about packing company sponsored lunches and hotel numbers. Good morning.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hello.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Thank you for having me, Kirby.

[Jeff Lewis]

You too, love.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, hi, Doug.

[Doug Buden]

Well, I wasn't supposed to be here originally.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, thank you. So Jody Sweeten, everybody. She was scheduled for today. She actually fell down the stairs yesterday.

[Jeff Lewis]

I asked you, I was like, is she okay?

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

She literally fell down the stairs. Really hurt her back. I know she was going to the doctor. I know that she said that she was not very mobile, but here's the thing. When you're that top heavy, you gotta be careful going down those stairs. Oh, oh, we have audio. Yeah. She's got an ample bosom. Yeah, I'm surprised she doesn't fall all the time.

[Doug Buden]

Center of gravity.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't have that problem. But I'll definitely be here. I'll be texting her afterwards.

[Doug Buden]

Get well soon. Not too soon, but get well soon.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. We miss you. We love you.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Now, fortunately, Doug was just right out in the lobby waiting for a cancellation.

[Doug Buden]

I'm using the WI Fi. I have my understudy card. You guys need me, I'm subbing in for, you know, the Julie Cunningham show later. I'm on sways at 4:00pm today.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

So, Douglas, I just want to be clear. We are. You and I are leaving tomorrow for Chump Con in Vegas. How many times have you packed?

[Doug Buden]

Well, I only packed once. I've repacked daily for the last. Since last Friday.

[Jody Sweetin]

Since Friday, yeah.

[Doug Buden]

What, again? I don't know that. Listen, think about what in your life gives you anxiety and then the ways that you can relieve your anxiety. Things like this give me anxiety. So to relieve my anxiety, I put everything that I can possibly think of into that bag. Once I zip that bag, my anxiety is now released. So now every day I can go back into that bag and pull more out. So I've pulled out tons of things and every day my bag gets a little bit smaller.

[Jody Sweetin]

What was in there that you pulled out?

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Like, lube?

[Doug Buden]

Well, no, that stays.

[Jeff Lewis]

Of course.

[Doug Buden]

I need to make more room for the lube. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, I had some choices. Like, I don't need four choices of shirts to wear for the Saturday night show. I just need one, and that will be the choice. But I put.

[Jameson]

I put.

[Doug Buden]

I put all four in. So now I can remove. So every day just gets a little bit smaller.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I just got a message that they believe that you pushed Jody so he could be on the show.

[Doug Buden]

Sorry, Jody.

[Jameson]

I was inspired by Doug and I did pack, pre pack. My first pack yesterday. I laid it all out on the bed. And then I will actually pack this.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I did a pre pack too. Okay, well, but my pre pack is just. I put the outfits, they're hanging in the closet. In a certain section of the closet. I mean, let's be honest, I had somebody come and do it, but. And then today I'll put it in the suitcase.

[Doug Buden]

So that's. So what you've done is you've done a.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Actually, Shade will put this in case.

[Doug Buden]

That's a pull and a pack. That's just a pull.

[Jody Sweetin]

A pull and a pack.

[Doug Buden]

I start with a pull. That's pulling the looks, then a pack, which is really a pre pack, then a pack, then a repack.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

But I'm gonna do a poll. I did a poll. Well, Julie did a poll. I'm gonna do an edit and then Shane will do a pack.

[Doug Buden]

And that's what we're talking about.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Kirby, how do you pack?

[Jeff Lewis]

I do pack before, but not days before.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Right. So is it the morning before? Is it the night before?

[Jeff Lewis]

The night before? The night before for sure. Okay, absolutely. And I, like, make sure that I have A bunch of laundry clean so that I can pack everything. And y. I am kind of organized.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Do you go through it? Like, I'll like, replay it in my head like I'm getting up in the morning. I need this, this, this, this, this, this. Like, I replay the whole thing. Do you do that too?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. And I'll think of, like, outfits that I should wear on the trip while I'm in bed. And then I'll like, be like. And I get out of bed and then I grab something and put it in the bag and it's. It's a whole thing.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, so you're adding. You're not editing.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't edit. I should add. I should edit. I should definitely edit.

[Jody Sweetin]

Bring in.

[Doug Buden]

But the other thing is, like, a lot of times women especially Kirby's wearing these very fancy motorcycle pants. And like, you can't just throw that in us. Like, that needs a lot of cute, right? But that's. So that takes up a lot of room.

[Jeff Lewis]

Vegan leather. So I'm not hurting anyone's feeling.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, we don't care. I know, but no one cares here.

[Jeff Lewis]

Some do. So I'm just saying.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

But I mean, I'm great that it's vegan leather, but we don't care.

[Doug Buden]

They feel. They feel very nice.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

You could wear fur here if you want.

[Jeff Lewis]

I bet I could.

[Jody Sweetin]

Didn't.

[Doug Buden]

Who's talking about that?

[Jody Sweetin]

Barlow.

[Jameson]

I also did the morning of post it because I'm a pillow packer, so I obviously can't prepack my pillow. I need it for that night.

[Jody Sweetin]

You bring your own pillow from mountain?

[Jameson]

I bring everywhere. I bring my own pillow everywhere.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

How do you fit that in the suitcase?

[Jameson]

Ziploc space bags. I suck the air out of it.

[Doug Buden]

You brought it to Disneyland when we worked at Disneyland. That we found.

[Jameson]

Okay, you're sick.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're a pervert.

[Jameson]

You're a pervert. But there's a post it for the morning of. For everything that could not be pre packed.

[Doug Buden]

Your night breaks, night brace.

[Jameson]

Including my. Yeah. Mouth guards.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you make a list of things to do that with?

[Jameson]

Okay, so pajama pajamas.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

You wear pajamas and you only have one pair?

[Doug Buden]

You don't have a single?

[Jameson]

Well, no, but I just want to wear the ones that I'm wearing.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Is it the ones with the hole in the back?

[Jameson]

This is exactly the ones. It's not worn out. It's cut out.

[Doug Buden]

See above. Pillow biter.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

How many pairs of pajamas will you wear?

[Jameson]

Just one. But I'm going to want to wear the ones I'm Wearing this week to complete the circle.

[Doug Buden]

Are you swallowing your tongue or something?

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Jameson]

I have a lozenge in.

[Jody Sweetin]

Oh, you wear pajamas every night.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Everybody's sick here.

[Doug Buden]

Yeah, not me. I've been taking my zinc.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Good for you. Everyone keeps saying oregano.

[Jody Sweetin]

I just sneezed. I'm really nervous.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, you're gonna get it.

[Jody Sweetin]

Like, and it's the worst possible timing for me to get sick, like, tonight or tomorrow.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Yeah. What do you stress? Start taking stuff now.

[Doug Buden]

Right?

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Take.

[Doug Buden]

Take zinc. Zinc?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Do emergency and all of, like, the airborne and all those things.

[Jameson]

I'm taking the zinc because everyone around me has been sneezing.

[Doug Buden]

I'm also doing orange juice.

[Jody Sweetin]

It's very Jeff fashioned to host a super spreader event again.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I know.

[Doug Buden]

It is Kirby. It is.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Now, this came from Kian, who is not here right now. But I do want to ask you, will this be the second time you have sex this weekend in Las Vegas?

[Doug Buden]

This weekend? No, it won't be.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Okay.

[Doug Buden]

I'm not having sex this weekend.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh. We just thought since you're in Vegas.

[Doug Buden]

I mean, I'm going to pleasure myself.

[Jameson]

As you should.

[Jeff Lewis]

As you should.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Why would you?

[Doug Buden]

I'm always honest.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Ew.

[Doug Buden]

That's why I want some alone time.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Nya, are you okay? Nya's feeling sick.

[Jody Sweetin]

Oh, I'm uncomfortable.

[Jeff Lewis]

She needs to exit the room. She's like, I'm gonna take a lap. I'm gonna take a lap.

[Doug Buden]

I'm a sexual being, Nya.

[Jody Sweetin]

I'm happy for you.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

So you've got all your looks. You're ready to go?

[Doug Buden]

I think so. It does require two bags. I have one show bag, and then one bag with all my clothes.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I'm sorry. A show bag?

[Doug Buden]

Yes. We have props.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, you have your cnk.

[Doug Buden]

I have salt. But I also have stuff that we're gonna use for the life.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Is that gonna make it through tsa? I got salt.

[Jody Sweetin]

Sweet.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

You got salt?

[Jeff Lewis]

I got salt today. I'm pretty pumped. My mom's gonna love it. I'm really excited.

[Jody Sweetin]

You're gonna give it away, Shan.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Shout out Shan.

[Jody Sweetin]

Shout out Shan.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Wait a minute. So you're re gifting it?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, it was for my mom.

[Doug Buden]

I brought it to Kirby. I said, please give this to your mom.

[Jody Sweetin]

So what did you bring for Kirby?

[Jeff Lewis]

His good time, incredible personality.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, my God. Was he just talking your ear off in the green room? I am so sorry.

[Jameson]

You.

[Doug Buden]

Tell the truth.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, he wasn't. In fact, he kind of, like, at one point was like. Like he wanted to listen to the show. He didn't shush. But he turned up the volume.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I'm sure he did shush. Wait a minute. They might mention me.

[Doug Buden]

No, I was listening.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, he was doing his homework. He was. He's being a professional.

[Doug Buden]

Kian and Kirby started chatting. So all I did was instead of shushing him.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, I'm sure Keyan was up in that.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, Kian has a girlfriend. We were chatt chatting about this. And I was gonna make a joke that I didn't get these sides just to throw him under the bus. But he's not here, so it won't be funny.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

It's for a game that we're playing. But I'm sure Keyian was interesting. Cause I kept looking for him. Cause he's supposed to be in here. But of course he's following you around.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm sure he's making sure everybody got to their cars okay.

[Jody Sweetin]

No one knows.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I mean the parking ticket thing. So I'm sure there was.

[Doug Buden]

Was that real?

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Yeah, she got some sort of parking ticket.

[Doug Buden]

Isobel knocked on the green room door to ask if any of us had that car. And I said more of a warning.

[Jameson]

It's not a ticket, it's a spot.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

What are they gonna do?

[Jameson]

Right?

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

What are they gonna do?

[Doug Buden]

But for the record, for everybody listening, Carnie did park in between.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Yes, I know she did.

[Jody Sweetin]

She keeps saying no.

[Doug Buden]

She keeps saying no. That's one spot.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

She thinks two tandem spots are one spot.

[Doug Buden]

It's not two spots if you have a Winnebago.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

It's one spot. It's two. You're right. She doesn't have a Winnipeg or a limousine.

[Jameson]

But also, all the single spots are available when we get here. But you only need to use the tandem spots. If there's no single spot.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

She's not gonna make it a spot.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right next to your car too. When I came in, I wasn't gonna park there. It made me nervous.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

She should reconsider this whole gay thing.

[Doug Buden]

Good idea, you know?

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Where are you parked, Kirby?

[Jeff Lewis]

P4I. Listen, I'm aware. I know what to do.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

You're smart.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm ready.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Follow instructions.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I try.

[Doug Buden]

I'm in a new car right now. I backed in and I have this huge. Almost the size of a Winnebago. I'm in a loaner car right now. Cause remember, my car horn wasn't working. So they picked it up and they gave me a loaner. And I said, I don't want an suv. I need a small car because I have a very Small driveway. And they brought me this big suv. I said, I can't drive this. So they said, okay. So they drove it away and they said, we'll come back in the afternoon. And they brought me an even bigger one. So now I have this big.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Are you Serious?

[Jody Sweetin]

Got the Q5?

[Doug Buden]

Yeah.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

What are you driving?

[Jameson]

What do you drive?

[Jeff Lewis]

You got a Hemi?

[Doug Buden]

I got a Q5.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

That's nice. That's too big for you.

[Doug Buden]

Yeah, that's what. You can't get that on and off my drive. I'm leaving it on the street.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I know. They're good cars.

[Jeff Lewis]

They really are.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I do want to ask you for your birthday. Jameson?

[Jameson]

Yes.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

What are your plans?

[Jameson]

Gonna have a pretty chill night, see my man, and do some packing and just kind of like cleaning and whatnot. But we're gonna celebrate next weekend.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, I see.

[Jameson]

So I said I want gifts and celebration all next weekend. So we're gonna do that then.

[Doug Buden]

Oh, that's what I requested, even from chumps.

[Jameson]

I mean, if you're giving things, I'll take them.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, so he's gonna just plan something next weekend then?

[Jameson]

We already have. Yeah, we have something planned for next weekend. It's just kind of like was weird timing with chum Con and leaving and barking. So we're gonna do that next week.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Great. What's planned?

[Jameson]

We're. I don't want to say what's planned.

[Jody Sweetin]

Are we going to eat or are you going away?

[Jameson]

We are. We're getting drinks in one place and dinner in another and then post drinks in another.

[Jody Sweetin]

Wow.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

All right, give us the places, don't tell us the day.

[Jameson]

Okay, well, I wanted a Beverly Hills evening, so we're gonna go to the Polo Lounge for drinks.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Nice, nice.

[Jameson]

And then we're gonna go hopefully to Funk for dinner. You can only get a reservation seven days out, so we have backup reservations just in case.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Where's your backup?

[Jameson]

Backups are Avra and then another Italian place on Sunset or something. And then we're gonna do post drinks maybe at the Beverly Wilshire or something like that. Oh, I want a whole, like, prostitution evening.

[Doug Buden]

I have a hookup there. I have a hookup at the Reach Bev will.

[Jameson]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Reach Bev will.

[Doug Buden]

Rick Milliken's brother's the concierge there.

[Jameson]

Oh, thanks, Doug.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Well, can you get them a room so they can spend the night?

[Doug Buden]

I don't think I can get a room, but I think I can get you an amenity in the bar.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

An amenity? But I mean, what would it cost for Them to stay the night. That would be nice.

[Doug Buden]

I think that's an expensive hotel.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

But. But if your friend's the concierge, why can't he get us a discount?

[Doug Buden]

Because I once tried to use that to get a discount for someone and he said we don't get discounts.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

But I can get such a beautiful hotel.

[Jameson]

It is, but we don't need to spend the night. This will be perfect. It'll be low key.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Okay, this is what I'm wondering. I think you should spend the night. I think you should check in, I think you should have a pre drink there, then go to dinner, then wrap it up, have a post drink there and then spend the night. It's such a beautiful hotel.

[Jameson]

Sure, but it's not necessary. I'm gonna have the whole hotel experience.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

No, I've already planned it. What day. What day are we going?

[Jameson]

We have the whole hotel experience this weekend.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

You know what? I'm gonna make your a birthday an even happier one. I'll join for a drink.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, we're.

[Jameson]

The bar's closed. It's renovation.

[Doug Buden]

We were gonna. We were gonna celebrate Jameson's birthday tomorrow night with dinner. We have a fan social and then I was gonna take Jameson out for dinner, but I had to cancel Jameson. Sorry.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Why?

[Doug Buden]

That's when we're gonna do our tech. We're doing a tech tomorrow at 9pm, Jameson and me.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Are you serious? Yeah.

[Jameson]

Why? It was the most ideal time to do it.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

9:00Pm?

[Doug Buden]

Yeah.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

You're gonna be drunk.

[Doug Buden]

So.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

So are you.

[Jameson]

That's when I do my best work.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Wow. I'm looking forward to that show.

[Doug Buden]

We're going from our fan social to the tech. So I guess you're right. We will be drunk. Oops. Good luck with your lighting.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're professionals. I trust them both.

[Jameson]

Thank you, Carpenter.

[Jeff Lewis]

For sure. Absolutely.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Are you doing any sort of makeup situation?

[Doug Buden]

What do you mean?

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Are you getting your makeup done?

[Doug Buden]

No.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

You getting powdered?

[Doug Buden]

Well, I have my invisible face powder that I wear, of course.

[Jody Sweetin]

Why are you laughing?

[Doug Buden]

You look at me like I'm from Mars.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

No, I just under the stage lights. I know. I think everybody should be powdered.

[Doug Buden]

But I have face powder that I bring with me.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Is it white?

[Doug Buden]

No, it's nude. It's like kabuki. I'm doing a kabuki. I actually have that. But that's from a different.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Like a geisha girl. That'd be so pretty.

[Doug Buden]

When I did that for Halloween. I still have some of that makeup.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, but I don't think we can do that anymore. It's not. Politically, I think that's correct.

[Doug Buden]

Cultural appropriate.

[Jeff Lewis]

Cultural appropriate.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Then again, though, it's chump con. No one cares. You can do whatever you want.

[Doug Buden]

Well, you can, but you aren't gonna.

[Jeff Lewis]

Use your tanner, you said.

[Doug Buden]

Yeah, I'm doing the Chaz Dean light tan misting. I'm gonna do that tonight.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

He's tried it many times, Kirby, because he wanted to get it right for Saturday.

[Jody Sweetin]

I think you should wait and do it on Thursday night.

[Doug Buden]

That's tomorrow. Oh, do it there.

[Jody Sweetin]

You said do it tonight. I think you should do it tomorrow night.

[Doug Buden]

Oh.

[Jody Sweetin]

Because it'll be gone by Saturday if you do it tonight.

[Doug Buden]

Okay, I'll do it then. I'll bring it with me. Now I'm gonna have to add something to my suitcase. Read that.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I do want to talk to you about something that I'm actually upset about. I know it's your birthday.

[Jameson]

Jeff is looking at me.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I know it's your birthday, okay? And I hate to lay into you on this, but yesterday. Now you know that my superpower is I have. Even when I'm sick, I still have supernose. Okay, so yesterday, apparently There was some SiriusXM sponsored breakfast.

[Jameson]

Yeah.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

On the seventh floor.

[Jameson]

Right.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

You kept that from us. Yes, you did.

[Jameson]

I received the alert during the show.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Okay, well, did I not talk to you after the show?

[Jameson]

I don't like to talk to you after the show. Okay. I mean, I did not alert you. You are correct. But I didn't know I needed to alert you.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

So down on the seventh floor, which.

[Jody Sweetin]

Is like a utopia. The seventh floor is incredible.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I have to show it to you. Kirby, on the way down.

[Jeff Lewis]

Cold boomer, the woman who let me up got off on the seventh floor.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, it's like VVIP downtown.

[Jeff Lewis]

I should have taken a stop there.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

They have cold brew. They have a boozeball. Yeah.

[Doug Buden]

Outdoor space, beautiful terrace outdoors. 3,000 square foot terrace.

[Jeff Lewis]

So what company is it who works SiriusXM? Oh, it's just like the better version of 8.

[Doug Buden]

But then there's a picture of Jeff Lewis with a red slash over it and it says, do not let into this floor.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

So what happened was I go to the lobby on 8 and I could smell some delicious food. And I knew exactly it was on seven. So what they don't realize is that my FOB works on seven. So I took three people down there and we ravaged that buffet. And not only did we do that, we took shit home. And there was bagels, there was pastries, there was muffins. There was breakfast burritos, but we didn't get a breakfast burrito because you didn't tell me that it was going on and they looked delicious.

[Jody Sweetin]

There was a box that housed the former breakfast burritos. So it's just like sitting there laughing at us while we had to eat dry bagels.

[Jameson]

Well, the purpose of that.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Fresh fruit, juices, coffee.

[Jameson]

The purpose of it was to mingle with your fellow colleagues. Did you make friends? How many people did you meet?

[Jody Sweetin]

No one. Because we missed it.

[Jameson]

How many new friends?

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

It was over.

[Jody Sweetin]

It was over.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

But here's the thing. Why are they not catering something like that for us on the eighth floor? And I'll tell you why.

[Jody Sweetin]

Not for us.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I'll tell you why. No ad sales. They go out of their way for ad sales. Oh, they're the people that are generating the money for SiriusXM. No, they're not. Let's back it up for a second. How do they sell ads? They sell ads because you take a hit show and then you go to advertisers and that's how you sell the ads. They can't sell those ads without me. I want a brunch.

[Jeff Lewis]

I hear you doing the ads. I hear you doing the ads.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I want a brunch. You know what I've got? I've got assorted fucking snack packs and they have a full brunch down there on the seventh floor.

[Doug Buden]

I'm about to add some insult to injury, Jeff. The ice machine is gone from our floor. If you want ice, you've gotta, because.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I'm sure something happened on seventh floor and they took ours and gave it to seven.

[Doug Buden]

Yep.

[Jameson]

This is the drama I pulled to Karen. So the hot water machine was like dripping and I was like, this used to flow and now it's dripping. I was full on Karen, because I drink hot water kind of all day. So anyway, they fixed it, but in fixing the hot water machine, they broke the ice machine.

[Doug Buden]

So it's your fault.

[Jameson]

Yeah. So they're repairing it, but for the meantime we have to go down to.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Seven boys to get ice. Yes, because of you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, but you know what happens burrito when you go down there?

[Doug Buden]

What if somebody goes into labor?

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

No, because the breakfast burritos were gone. Because they went first. Kirby, because he didn't fucking tell us that there was a full on breakfast buffet downstairs.

[Jameson]

We would have left the show.

[Jody Sweetin]

We would have left the show to do it, to get some to pack up.

[Jameson]

Jeff. I was doing it for you. We all know. Probably didn't need that brunch.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Okay. I have to tell you what happened. That was really bad. Okay, see, so yesterday, Julie came over. Shut up, Candy. The stylist came over.

[Jeff Lewis]

His little giggle.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

And she's like, oh, I love this suit for Saturday. I'm like, oh, that's beautiful. Yeah, let me try. Oh, the pants aren't fitting snug. The pants are fitting size 14.

[Doug Buden]

Oh, Jack.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

And then I could tell. I'm like, oh, my God, I'm fat. I'm like, I can't fit in this. She's like, it's the dry cleaners.

[Jameson]

They shrank.

[Jeff Lewis]

Absolutely.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

They shrank. Clearly.

[Jody Sweetin]

She's like, they shrank a lot.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

They shank at the. They shrank at the dry cleaners.

[Jameson]

I'm like, okay, she's trying to help you for chum. Com this weekend.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

So then here's another suit. Same thing. Can't fucking. I can barely button the waist. No belt, nothing.

[Jeff Lewis]

She got the wrong size for sure.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

No, it's already mine.

[Doug Buden]

She's pulling clothes. Was she a great big fan of his own clothes? Jeff.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

So I've got two pairs right now. Emergency at Cebu right now to let them out so I can fit in them.

[Doug Buden]

Well, let me tell you something. That brunch on Sunday, you are going to eat at that brunch. So put elastic in them.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Can you text Cebu, tell him to let it out more?

[Jody Sweetin]

Yep.

[Doug Buden]

Sibo all the way.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

C Bo.

[Jody Sweetin]

I think it's a good thing. I think it's because you invested a lot of money to make your ass larger. And if the pants fit the same after, I would say you didn't get your money's worth with the injections. I think that your proportions are changing, and that's something that you wanted.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Thank you.

[Doug Buden]

Yeah.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

So I haven't gained weight? No.

[Jody Sweetin]

And if the number has gone up on the scale, it's because of the voluma. It's because of the sculptra.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, okay. I feel better. And the dry cleaning.

[Jody Sweetin]

And of course, dry cleaning shrinks clothes exponentially.

[Doug Buden]

The problem is.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Thank you. I feel better.

[Doug Buden]

The problem is you are shrinking, so you will have to get those pants taken up anyway.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh. So I've got three pairs of pants there right now. Emergency. Trying to get them by that.

[Doug Buden]

Is he gonna get them done? This is a great tailor on Melrose, right down the block here.

[Jeff Lewis]

Good to know.

[Doug Buden]

I mean, he's expensive, though.

[Jeff Lewis]

Never mind.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

After I tried on two, I got so depressed. I'm like, I'm not trying on any more suits. There's no way. There's just no way. But I'm on a juice cleanse now, and I've lost £4.

[Jody Sweetin]

As of when?

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Since I got home.

[Jody Sweetin]

Since we ate lunch yesterday. When did you start?

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Why are you such a hater?

[Jameson]

Put the sandwich in a blender, turn into ju.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's with you every meal.

[Jody Sweetin]

We had lunch.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

All right, first of all, let me explain. I did not have breakfast. Yes, I had half that pastry downstairs, but that doesn't count. And then we went.

[Jameson]

Wait, wait, wait. So you didn't eat at the brunch that you were upset you didn't get.

[Doug Buden]

And you took food to go, by.

[Jody Sweetin]

The way, he did. Like you ate.

[Doug Buden]

Stop lying right now.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I had half the Danish.

[Jody Sweetin]

And the Danish was literally, like, comically large. It was like. It was, like, huge.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Okay, so it was like one Danish like you ate, but I had half of it. So it was like one Danish. Because it was probably two.

[Jody Sweetin]

I agree.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Okay, so I had one Danish. Okay, fine.

[Jody Sweetin]

Half of a double Danish.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Fine. I had one Danish. We'll call it one Danish.

[Jody Sweetin]

Yeah.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Then we went to sushi, and I ate very light.

[Doug Buden]

But you ate.

[Jody Sweetin]

So you had soup, edamame, two spicy tuna rolls, and one big hand crab roll.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

That's light for me.

[Jody Sweetin]

Very light.

[Doug Buden]

You are a Peppa Pig right now. You haven't had breakfast.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I had juice for dinner.

[Jody Sweetin]

After we split the Meredith Mark's caviar.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Yes, but that was just a few bites.

[Jeff Lewis]

So we got that open finally. Or they sent you a new one.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

We got a new one. We got it open. Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Just curious.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

That one opened right up, no problem.

[Jody Sweetin]

And we split it.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

It's good caviar, actually.

[Jody Sweetin]

Shout out. Meredith.

[Doug Buden]

That was the fancier one, right? Yeah.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Yeah, but I think. I don't know what happened, but I didn't have dinner, and I had the juice for dinner, so that. Maybe that's why I'm only 194 today. Yeah, but I think I'm gonna need to lose a few more pounds by Saturday to fit in those pants.

[Jeff Lewis]

I say just enjoy yourself.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I would enjoy myself if I could fit in my pants.

[Jameson]

Kirby, you know what they say?

[Jeff Lewis]

Trying to be supportive?

[Jameson]

They say love weighs 15 pounds. Ever heard that saying?

[Doug Buden]

No, I haven't.

[Jameson]

Yeah, it means when you're in love, you gain weight.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

So what do I wear? Like, stretchy pants? Like, you're. Sorry. So if I'm going to wear. Let's say if the jacket fits. Okay, so if I'm wearing the jacket, but I don't fit in the pants. What would you suggest for pants?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, like slacks that maybe have some elastic that nobody has about palazzo pants. Nobody has to know about that elastic part.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

You can wear an elastic waist.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, exactly. But slack so that they still look carompet.

[Doug Buden]

That's what it's called. Carabant.

[Jeff Lewis]

Don't do that.

[Doug Buden]

I think Pola2 once said a good jacket can hide a multitude of sins. Make the jacket flashier. People will only look at the jacket.

[Jody Sweetin]

And not look at the color coat.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh my God. Yeah.

[Jameson]

No, but are you going to be uncomfortable? You don't want to be like yes.

[Doug Buden]

Then you're in a.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

That's why he's trying to let them out right now.

[Jameson]

Yeah.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I mean, there's still fabric there. Thank God.

[Jameson]

Someone is going to split their pants this weekend.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I know. I almost did yesterday trying it on. I know it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I cannot wait to hear all the stories from. From this weekend you guys are going to have. It's going to be crazy.

[Jameson]

My pants are debauchery Saturday. So it could be me too.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

What?

[Jameson]

Yeah, they're tight.

[Doug Buden]

Oh, is it. Those gain weight too.

[Jameson]

No, no, no. They're going. They're like a skinny pair of pants.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're supposed to be tight.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, see, mine are not supposed to be tight. That's not. Yeah, no, that's not.

[Doug Buden]

These pants are a sausage casing.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

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[Jameson]

I am. I have a medley prepared for this weekend.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

And are you dead set on the songs?

[Jameson]

Well, I don't have a choice. Or edit it together.

[Jody Sweetin]

The track is submitted already.

[Doug Buden]

Jeff.

[Jameson]

Yeah.

[Doug Buden]

Jeff. This ship has sailed. Stop. A, stop saying what is happening. And B, the show's locked. The show's done. We can't make changes.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, my God. So sorry.

[Doug Buden]

The track's.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Doug is our self appointed showrunner.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah. I got to see the.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

He actually has been a great help.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's been working hard.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

He's got a whole little sheets of stuff now. I just want to call out. I have been sick since Monday. I have been blowing my nose, I've been coughing. I've had the chills and no one seems to give a fuck about me. And then Shane, just a few minutes ago. Oh, I'm not. I think I'm coming down with something. You would not believe how much sympathy and support and help he just got in. Four minutes, literally six people. You've got to take this. Oh, let me get you this. Do you want some water? Do you want some clean. Has anyone. Can you. Can you acknowledge that I'm the one that's actually sick?

[Doug Buden]

Feel bad, but. Shane, how are you feeling?

[Jody Sweetin]

I don't know. I just sneeze. I'm nervous and I'm so cold. It's freezing.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I just couldn't believe it how everyone rallied around you.

[Doug Buden]

Why do you think that is? What do you think? If you had to come up with a guess, what would it be?

[Jody Sweetin]

Look inward. What have you learned about yourself?

[Doug Buden]

Thank you.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

I will say, and this was not a joke. I don't know what season of flipping out it was, but I was having what I thought was a heart attack. But it turned out to be some sort of panic. It turned out to be some sort of panic attack. But I was having trouble breathing. And Zoila and Jenny just stood there. I thought I was having a heart attack. And they just stood there and did nothing. And that's. This is what this reminded me of.

[Jody Sweetin]

You're always sick.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Okay.

[Jody Sweetin]

It's just kind of like I'M not.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

The boy that cries wolves.

[Jody Sweetin]

What are we supposed to do? No, but you're always. I believe that you're sick, but you're always sick.

[Jameson]

I also think you came in Monday and we're like, okay, well, he'll be fine for this weekend. But if Shane gets sick now, that means he's sick for this weekend, right?

[Jeff Lewis]

It's about time.

[Jameson]

I'm still sick and infecting all of us. I'm still sick as we radio. Yeah. I don't want to be sick.

[Doug Buden]

I don't want to be sick.

[Jameson]

I absolutely do not want to. And everyone in the office is sneezing. Have we learned nothing from the last X amount of years?

[Doug Buden]

Kirby can't get sick.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't really have anything going on.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

For next week.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm not going to Trump Con. I can. I'm good. I'm good.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

You still working at the hotel?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, actually.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

What happened?

[Jeff Lewis]

I know it's only been a month. Don't judge me.

[Jody Sweetin]

You quit.

[Doug Buden]

Too late.

[Jeff Lewis]

What happened?

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

You lost that job, too.

[Jeff Lewis]

Let me finish. I left because I was around drinking too much, and I didn't want to be around it. There was a lot of events, and it almost turned into. The lobby turns into a nightlife club every single night when they have live music. And I was just around too many drunk people, and I couldn't handle it. I can handle it.

[Jody Sweetin]

So I'm not coming to Chump Con.

[Doug Buden]

That's why she works in a bar, probably.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I don't. I'm looking. Looking for a job, but that's why we need to get. We need to get acting jobs. But no, the. Yeah, it's a bummer. It's a bummer. I was, like, really hoping you wouldn't bring it up, actually. But, like, I don't know why, like, you're so good at that. Like, knowing the. Right.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Calling out people, embarrassing them.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, because it's good for you.

[Doug Buden]

Then it's great that you were able to recognize it before. Before something bad happened.

[Jeff Lewis]

Agreed. Didn't relapse, so that's good. But. Yeah, exactly. Knock on. I'm not gonna. I'm a pro.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Well, that sounds like a fun job. Are there any app, like an application?

[Jody Sweetin]

Sounds like there's an opening.

[Jeff Lewis]

Absolutely.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

And availability. I think you're a little busy, though.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Do you get to, like. Would I be able to get to drink if I work there?

[Jeff Lewis]

No. See, that's the other thing, too. Yeah, they were very strict about people not drinking while. While they're. While they're there. I just, like, sloppy drunk. And I am just, like, gives me anxiety only when I'm in there, like, under high pressure. Like, I. When I'm working, if I was just hanging out, like, getting to enjoy myself, and everyone was drinking, I'd be like, wow, they're looking dumb. But, like, I was, like, under a lot of pressure. It was like. So, yeah.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Were you under pressure because you had to deal with people like me? Unruly, hysterical, A bit unhinged.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm really glad that you got the.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Nanas back demanding justice for me.

[Jeff Lewis]

I asked, like, before we even sat down in there. I'm like, is there an Update about the NA NA's?

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Well, they haven't arrived yet, but they're on their way.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, again, how many times have we knocked on this wood now? Doug.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Yeah. Have you ever had to deal with someone like me?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I've. I've had to deal with my. My mom's a bit of a Karen. Like, learn from the best. Like, when we go to hotels.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

So you're calling me a Karen?

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Jody Sweetin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Adjacent.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

So used to dealing. What's the male Karen Kent?

[Jody Sweetin]

Jeff Lewis.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Jeff. Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, but I do understand how important those are. I get why that would be stressful. I do.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Did you ever feel like you would deal with a lot of complaints at the hotel? Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Any of them, like, insane that you thought, this is ridiculous or. No. Did you feel like they're justified?

[Jameson]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Most of the time, it's justified. I do remember one time, like, with my mom, when she complained we went to a hotel and there were extensions left in the room. Like, somebody's hair. Yeah. And she complained, which is fair because that's, like, someone else's hair. But we got the best suite after that. I swear to God.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

They upgraded you?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. And then, like, there would be times where we'd go to hotels when it was just me and her traveling together. And if, like, the. The front desk said our, like, room number out loud.

[Doug Buden]

Oh, you can't do that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Exactly, by the way. You cannot do that. You have to point to it, because she'd be like, my daughter and I are traveling alone. That is a safety issue. Blah, blah, blah. So then get this. I did a staycation at the Mondrian, like, semi recently, and they did that. They said my hotel number out loud. And, like, this guy did kind of overhear it, and, like, was like, oh, but I hold what room you're. And, like, I was like, oh, my God, am I gonna pull a Karen and be My mother and I did, and they gave me some discounts. Not gonna lie.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

They did.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Doug Buden]

Yeah.

[Jody Sweetin]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, because it is a safety issue.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

So what we should do is we should try to bait these people into safety.

[Jameson]

I can't hear you.

[Doug Buden]

What was my room?

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Yeah, we should bait them into saying it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm starting trouble.

[Doug Buden]

What room? Shane, where's my hair? I packed extra hair. Leave it on.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Well, that's the other thing we should plant. Herrick's gonna believe me.

[Doug Buden]

I'm gonna put Herrick's in my room. Well, actually, no, it's perfect. Cause they would know it couldn't come from me.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's true.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Right, Right. That's true. And you would say, why would I ever do that? I'm bald. Well, not bald, but, you know, that's crazy.

[Jeff Lewis]

Fat fuck.

[Doug Buden]

At least that fit into my pants.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Ouch.

[Jody Sweetin]

Ouch.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Now, Kian called me out when we were cross streaming in the restroom. He said, actually, Jeff, you didn't volunteer the information that you couldn't fit in the pants. And I now recall what happened. Keyan.

[Doug Buden]

Yeah.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Your stylist was leaving and she kind of threw you under the bus a little bit. So I was in the office. She came down.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, she came down.

[Jameson]

And she's like, all right, I'll see you later, Jeff.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

It's a shame that they won't fit because. Oh. And then she stops talking and then.

[Jameson]

Jeff goes, beet red. Damn.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

And then looks at all of us. And then they three pounced. And they pounced. They were waiting.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, she was.

[Jody Sweetin]

She felt bad about that.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Or maybe it was intentional.

[Jody Sweetin]

Yeah.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Oh, she's shaming me publicly. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Maybe you said something nasty to her.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

No, but I mean, it probably makes her job more difficult when I fluctuate like the way I do. Yeah, yeah.

[Jameson]

But she's like, stop pumping up that ass.

[Doug Buden]

Does she make money based on how many. How much clothing she purchases? She'd want to purchase a lot of clothes for you. All the different sizes.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

Yeah, but what a pain in the ass that she does a poll for me and then nothing fits. Right. But also, I gained 10 pounds and didn't tell her.

[Doug Buden]

Right.

[Jameson]

194 is not that bad for you.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

No, 194 is good. But that was after the juice cleanse yesterday.

[Jameson]

The juice cleanse?

[Jeff Lewis]

The juice cleanse with the Danish and the sushi.

[Doug Buden]

He had a glass of juice. The juice to wash down his glass.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

That's a lot cleaner as your beverage.

[Doug Buden]

Give me the sushi, but I'll have some clear juice. To drink it with. What are you. It's ridiculous.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

No, I use supplemented my dinner.

[Doug Buden]

Right?

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

It was a dinner. It was a meal supplement.

[Jameson]

A shake for morning, a shake for lunch.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

It's a Danish sensible dinner. Sush caviar and then the juice. And juice, yeah, but otherwise I did pretty. Oh, I had that pudding too. Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Ladd every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app.

[Doug Buden]

Hataday presents, in the red corner, the undisputed undefeated weed whacker guy, champion of hurling grass and pollen everywhere.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

And in the blue corner, the challenger.

[Doug Buden]

Extra strength Hannity eye drops that work.

[Kirby Bliss Blanton]

All day to prevent the release of.

[Doug Buden]

Histamines that cause itchy allergy eyes. And the winner by knockout is Pataday Hataday. Bring it on.