Kym Whitley, Shannon Beador, & Michael Beck: Rainbow & Butterfly

Summary

Jeff Lewis Has Issues – Episode Summary

Episode: Kym Whitley, Shannon Beador, & Michael Beck: Rainbow & Butterfly
Date: January 9, 2026
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Kym Whitley, Shannon Beador, Michael Beck

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Overview

This lively episode brings together comedian Kym Whitley, “Real Housewives of Orange County” star Shannon Beador, and regular “Chump” Michael Beck for a spirited, unfiltered conversation. The group takes listeners on a hilarious ride through stories of holiday décor by "the gays," country club drama, raising empathetic (and high-maintenance) kids, awkward encounters with overly friendly waiters, and weight anxieties fresh into 2026. As always, Jeff weaves his personal drama and sharp wit into every subject.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Kym’s Return & Her Glam Routine

• Kym Whitley returns after a busy filming schedule and jokes about always looking on point. She credits her Filipino makeup artist:
  • “No, when I do it, I look like a prostitute, bad makeup? No, Eileen Gamma. She did it for me.” (02:29 – Kym Whitley)
• Celebrates Filipino talent, particularly in care professions and karaoke.
  • “They are the nicest people. And they laugh a lot. And they're great singers.” (02:57 – Kym Whitley)

2. Holiday Parties & Office Drama

• Jeff recounts storming into other live interviews at SiriusXM because he was upset about not being invited to the company holiday party.
  • “So I said, ‘julia, were you invited to Christmas party?’… I go, ‘motherfuckers.’ And then I stormed out.” (07:56 – Jeff Lewis)
• The group reflects on whether Jeff was left out intentionally due to his penchant for bringing a large entourage and causing mischief.
  • “They thought I was going to start trouble.” (09:10 – Jeff Lewis)

3. Kim’s “Rainbow & Butterfly” Crew & Epic Holiday Decor

• Kym outsources her elaborate holiday decorations to two friends, “Rainbow and Butterfly”—two gay Puerto Rican decorators:
  • “When they come to my house, I was like, oh, yeah, the rainbows and the butterflies were here because it's always fantastic.” (10:55 – Kym Whitley)
• The group marvels over the lavishness and affordability of her displays, sparking envy and questions from Jeff.
  • “Those gays went all out.” (14:40 – Jeff Lewis)

4. Tennis Court and Gated Estate Living

• Kym opens her house and tennis court (more often used for roller skating!) to Jeff and friends.
  • “We black people, we don't play tennis. We over there roller skating on it. I got a pickleball net, I got a volleyball net all on the court and a basketball court, all on the tennis court.” (11:55 – Kym Whitley)
• Jokes about not giving out her gate code and her two dogs (“Dorito” who will “bite your balls” and “Dexter”).
  • “My dog Dorito will bite you. And Dexter, Dexter's little one, he's vicious. But that big one has been trained to bite your balls.” (12:37 – Kym Whitley)

5. Wealth, Lifestyle & Generators

• Kym admits not knowing her utility bills and having a business manager (“That’s rich.”)
  • “I have a business manager.” (18:06 – Kym Whitley)
• She also inherited a massive generator from her survivalist predecessor.
  • “You have a generator? Oh, it’s the biggest. This damn room. This man. And he had a water tank.” (16:26 – Kym Whitley)

6. Adoption Story: Kym Becomes a Mom

• Kym tells the moving story of how she abruptly adopted her son Joshua, left at the hospital by a mentee with Kym’s name on the baby.
  • “She literally has the baby. Leaves the baby at the hospital with my name and phone number.” (20:19 – Kym Whitley)
• Chronicles the rush to get supplies and how her mother convinced her:
  • “My mother looked at me... She said, you like 99 years old. You ain’t got no kids. You got one egg left and you ain’t got no man. Go get that baby!” (21:42 – Kym Whitley)
• Formed a “village” of friends to help raise him—featured on OWN’s “Raising Whitley.” (24:46)

7. Parenting, Perspective, & Empathy

• Group discusses raising empathetic, grounded kids in privileged environments.
  • “How do we let them see normal, be with normal people, like in the hood, like the food bank…?” (28:58 – Kim Whitley)
• Shannon shares how she raised her daughters to give back and avoid “fast living.” (29:13–29:46)
• Jeff and Michael joke about his daughter’s high expectations and the challenges of teaching value:
  • “She does not have perspective… she doesn’t really understand what things cost and how other kids [live].” (29:13 – Jeff Lewis)
  • “Her currency, that’s what she knows. Now that she has her own bank account and her own money, she can at least kind of…” (31:21 – Michael Beck)

8. Country Club & The Gays

• Jeff investigates local country clubs, referencing their moves to be more inclusive.
  • “This is the time he’d like to join.” (36:35 – Michael Beck)
• Discussion of tennis lessons, and the possibility Monroe would prefer a gay coach:
  • “She loves gays. You’re right. She loves. She’s like, Kim loves the gays.” (37:28 – Jeff Lewis)

9. Dinner at Tam O’Shanter & The Flirty Waiter

• Michael tells a story about an obviously gay waiter being extra-friendly and possibly flirting with him and his boyfriend:
  • “When he brought us our bill, he had already written his phone number with a little smiley face on it before we even asked. I was like, oh, okay.” (40:09 – Michael Beck)
• Waiter texts: “Hey, stud… by the way, you guys are really sexy.” (41:18)
• The group debates: Was he hitting on them or just being friendly/networking?
  • “He wants a threesome, Kim.” (41:31 – Jeff Lewis)
  • “No, I do not believe. I gotta disagree, because it could be a little like, oh, let me see. Where y’all gonna go?” (42:20 – Kim Whitley)

10. End-of-Year Weigh-Ins & Body Image Banter

• Jeff and Michael get on the scale live in-studio after joking about weight and BBLs (Brazilian Butt Lifts).
  • “He got fat last summer.” (43:51 – Kim Whitley)
  • “I just want good naked weight. I have good clothes… I want naked weight.” (46:44–46:56 – Jeff Lewis)
• Kim and Shannon physically examine Jeff’s augmented backside:
  • “Can I touch it?” (45:00 – Kim Whitley)
  • “No, go under the cup. Get your fingers under there.” (47:59 – Kim Whitley)

11. Matchmaking & “Dual Action” Shannon

• Kim offers to play matchmaker for Shannon, who’s recently divorced, and Jeff tries to pitch actor Steve Guttenberg as a prospect.
  • “I am going to D him my damn self. I'm your representative. How about that?” (49:22 – Kim Whitley)
• The group jokes about being proper “first lady in the streets, dual action in the sheets.” (51:19 – Michael Beck, Kim Whitley)
• Shannon plugging her charity auction of show outfits for golden retriever rescue. (50:53)

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Notable Quotes & Moments by Timestamp

• On Filipino Karaoke Talent:
  “First of all, they are the nicest people. ... And they laugh a lot. And they're great singers.”
  — Kym Whitley (02:57)

• On Adoption Shock:
  “She literally has the baby. Leaves the baby at the hospital with my name and phone number.”
  — Kym Whitley (20:19)

• On Parental Reality:
  “You got one egg left and you ain't got no man. Go get that baby!”
  — Kim’s mother, relayed by Kym (21:42)

• On Sexual Innuendo:
  “You got to tell me. Do you want to hit or you want it forever? What do you want to know?”
  — Kym Whitley to Shannon (13:44)

• On Diversity & Parenting:
  “How do we let them see normal, be with normal people, like in the hood, like the food bank…?”
  — Kim Whitley (28:58)

• On Wait Staff Flirting:
  “When he brought us our bill, he had already written his phone number with a little smiley face on it...”
  — Michael Beck (40:09)

• On Body Image Ritual:
  “I just want good naked weight. I have good clothes… I want naked weight.”
  — Jeff Lewis (46:44)

• Matchmaking, Blunt Approach:
  “I am going to D him my damn self. I'm your representative. How about that?”
  — Kym Whitley (49:22)

• Physical Comedy:
  “No, go under the cup. Get your fingers under there.”
  — Kym Whitley, encouraging Shannon to test Jeff’s butt filler (47:59)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------|-------------| | Kym references Filipino makeup artists | 02:29–03:54 | | Jeff recounts office party snub | 07:56–09:34 | | Kim’s “Rainbow & Butterfly” decorators | 10:55–14:40 | | Kym’s adoption story | 20:19–24:46 | | Parenting & teaching kids empathy | 28:58–32:03 | | Flirty waiter at Tam O'Shanter | 39:03–42:20 | | Weigh-ins and butt filler banter | 43:47–48:15 | | Dual action jokes, Shannon matchmaking | 51:11–52:15 |

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Tone & Style

The episode is unscripted, raucous, and rooted in the candid, fast-paced, shade-throwing style Jeff Lewis is known for. The group bounces between zinging one-liners, genuine personal stories, and affectionate ribbing, with colorful language and no shortage of playful (and bawdy) digs.

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Summary

This episode exemplifies why “Jeff Lewis Has Issues” is beloved: outrageous storytelling, heart (especially in Kym’s adoption tale), and no shortage of unfiltered, irreverent banter. For those new to the show, expect laughter, some shock, and even some real warmth beneath the snark.

Transcript

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Shannon Beador]

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[Kim Whitley]

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[Jeff Lewis]

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[Kim Whitley]

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[Jeff Lewis]

Stop fucking apologizing. You're not making it any better. You're just reminding me how late we are. I know I'm specific. I know I'm a little high maintenance, which is why I tip really fucking well. I don't want to start shit, but.

[Kim Whitley]

No, really. Don't you really?

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, really.

[Shannon Beador]

Jeff Lewis has Issues.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has Issues. In today's episode, Kim Whitley, Shannon Beador and Michael Beck join the show. We talk about gay holiday decorations and waiters with ulterior plus. We force the chumps to complete end of year weigh ins. Good morning, Kim.

[Kim Whitley]

Good morning. I thought you forgot about me. I am so excited to be here. Everybody wake on me.

[Jeff Lewis]

We did not forget about you at all. In fact, the second you left, I said rebook her. And what's.

[Michael Beck]

We've been pursuing you.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, my goodness. But vagina is tight.

[Michael Beck]

They said that you were filming something in the fall.

[Jeff Lewis]

So was it her team?

[Michael Beck]

Yeah, they said that you were. Were you filming in the fall?

[Kim Whitley]

Yes, yes. I filmed a couple movies. I was very busy. And of course, on New Year's Eve, of course, Jeff. Oh my God, do I love Jeff. Everybody. You know, because I came in here not really knowing who you were. But baby, I say your name and people turn. I was like, you know, he's my cousin.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now. Kim, I have to comment. You look gorgeous today. Very well put together. I asked. Your makeup is too good for you to have done it yourself, right?

[Kim Whitley]

No, when I do it, I look like a Prostitute, Bad makeup? No, Eileen Gamma. She did it for me. She was with me on Daily Pop and she works for E. But she's great. Shannon, you got. She. She. I wear this for three days, honey.

[Jeff Lewis]

Really?

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, yes. She's that good. And I spray it and I. Baby, I wear it for three days. I go to sleep, I wake up looking just like this.

[Shannon Beador]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, I heard that your makeup artist is Filipino.

[Kim Whitley]

She is.

[Jeff Lewis]

We love Filipinos here at Jeff Lewis Live.

[Kim Whitley]

First of all, they are the nicest people.

[Jeff Lewis]

Nicest people.

[Kim Whitley]

And they laugh alight. And they're great singers.

[Michael Beck]

Great singers.

[Jeff Lewis]

Great. That's what David Archuleta told me.

[Michael Beck]

They were so good at karaoke.

[Kim Whitley]

It is ridiculous.

[Jeff Lewis]

What is it that Filipinos are so good at? Karaoke.

[Kim Whitley]

I have no idea how it is, but they're blessed. They can sing. And it was interesting. You know, she told me this morning that I forgot the name of the Tuktuk. Whatever the name of the language is. Also like Spanish, she said, because I guess something would.

[Jeff Lewis]

What is the name? What's the language they speak?

[Kim Whitley]

Filipino language. Tagalog. Look at you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Holy shit.

[Michael Beck]

Oh, my God. You're a smarty.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Kim Whitley]

Woman of the world. What can I say? You.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, what is it again?

[Kim Whitley]

Tagalog.

[Jeff Lewis]

Tagalog.

[Kim Whitley]

Tagalog. She said she understands Spanish.

[Jeff Lewis]

We should know Talaq.

[Michael Beck]

We should.

[Kim Whitley]

Talag. Tagalog.

[Michael Beck]

Tagalongs.

[Kim Whitley]

You know what?

[Jeff Lewis]

Why are you here, Shannon? Repeat it.

[Shannon Beador]

Tagala.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, look at you.

[Shannon Beador]

Tagalog.

[Michael Beck]

Here's a drink for you, Kim.

[Jeff Lewis]

So we had. I had a Filipino employee, and he was just the sweetest, most nurturing, gentle guy. Yes, I fired him.

[Kim Whitley]

Why? Cause he was so true.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, actually, he quit.

[Michael Beck]

He didn't fit the company culture.

[Jeff Lewis]

He was too nice.

[Kim Whitley]

I get his tonight. Oh, you want a Filipino nurse? Let me tell you something.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know a caretaker.

[Kim Whitley]

Caretaker. You want a Filipino? Yes, you do.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, Shannon, you taking notes?

[Kim Whitley]

Nothing. I like. I like the Haitians in my black people too.

[Shannon Beador]

I. I'm.

[Jeff Lewis]

But what about a Filipino makeup artist?

[Kim Whitley]

Sciatica.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shots fired.

[Shannon Beador]

I work with Nicole Ray now, and she's an I. I met her on the Love Hotel.

[Jeff Lewis]

Fine, but what's her ethnicity?

[Shannon Beador]

Hair and makeup. She's from Sweden.

[Kim Whitley]

Hey, Morda bra.

[Michael Beck]

Swedish.

[Kim Whitley]

Nobody heard me speak Swedish. You heard that? Hey, hey. Mortar. Mortar.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, okay. Were you hitting on Ty there?

[Kim Whitley]

Woo. Let's talk about Ty. I mean, is this something we can talk about on air?

[Jeff Lewis]

Sure.

[Kim Whitley]

Whoa. Let me tell you something.

[Shannon Beador]

I'm just getting ready.

[Kim Whitley]

Did you see Ty?

[Shannon Beador]

I know Ty.

[Kim Whitley]

I walked into the green room and I said, good Lord. Merry Christmas to me. I said, who? I said, who are you? What's your. He was tall. He was chiseled. He has dimples. I said, you have everything. You have a great smile. And then the personality came out and almost passed out. And he said. He said, yes. You know, he told me that Jeff is his boyfriend. I said, how did you meet? I swear, I interviewed him. I was like, I am not going into there. They were like, you got four minutes. I said, I'm not finished talking to Ty. The story how they met. And he saw him at the bar. He saw you from behind, and that's how fine you were. He was. Wow. The bbl.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was. The BBL paid off. Those injections paid off.

[Kim Whitley]

Okay, I can't. I'm not dealing with you this morning. You know? And he just. You know, And I just love the story. I love love. And I talked about his past loves. Oh, I was into it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I had to know every love.

[Michael Beck]

What did he say about his past loves?

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know anything about past loves.

[Kim Whitley]

Okay. I'm waiting for y' all to have a conversation. And, I mean, I did ask him. It was just interesting because, you know, he's from Germany. And I said, were you always gay? It was a crazy question because I.

[Jeff Lewis]

I've never asked him any of these questions.

[Kim Whitley]

Okay, I'm coming home with y'. All. It was just interesting. Cause I said. Cause, you know.

[Michael Beck]

Do you know his last name?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Kim Whitley]

Good. That was a good answer.

[Michael Beck]

Good.

[Shannon Beador]

There's a bit of a delay.

[Kim Whitley]

It is.

[Michael Beck]

Think about it.

[Kim Whitley]

Are you gay? Me? Yes.

[Michael Beck]

Yeah.

[Kim Whitley]

How long you been gay?

[Michael Beck]

Wait, baby. For a while.

[Kim Whitley]

See, that's what happens.

[Jeff Lewis]

You ask questions.

[Michael Beck]

Are you gay?

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you have changed?

[Kim Whitley]

You have. You cannot assume.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're right.

[Michael Beck]

Everybody's gay.

[Kim Whitley]

Well, I think they're gay, but they're like, oh, no. And I'm like, but you have sex everywhere.

[Shannon Beador]

I'm not. I'm not gay.

[Kim Whitley]

I am gay adjacent, baby.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh. So actually, the story before we went to the break includes Kim Whitley.

[Kim Whitley]

Uh. Oh.

[Jeff Lewis]

Because there's three and apparently three infractions that my boss has to discuss with me when he gets back from vacation. One is when I stormed in on you during your live interview with Lunel.

[Kim Whitley]

Is that an infraction?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Not allowed to do that.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Jeff Lewis]

So they might interview you.

[Shannon Beador]

But why did you storm in? Like, storm angry?

[Jeff Lewis]

Lunel and I had this idea we wanted. She was in the middle of a live interview. Kim Whitley. And Lunel loves Kim. And so we went in together to. And we interrupted the live interview. Now, Lou, you don't care.

[Kim Whitley]

No, it's fantastic.

[Jeff Lewis]

The hosts don't appreciate.

[Kim Whitley]

How do you. Did they say that? Did the host say that?

[Jeff Lewis]

That. He did not say that.

[Kim Whitley]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's just an issue because then makes it. But then, Kim, I want you. And I was going to tell you that, Shannon, because, you know, we tend to. We get emotional sometimes, we don't think things through and we react. Right. So I had found out live on this radio that SiriusXM had a holiday party and didn't invite me. And I got very upset, so I stormed next door. Sarah, you were there. You witnessed it.

[Michael Beck]

I did, yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

They were live. And I said, julia, were you invited to Christmas party? And this. She was live. And she goes, yeah. And I go, motherfuckers. And then I stormed out. So that was second. And then the third, Kim is again. I was heated that day, and I think Jamie Kennedy was here in Crystal Minkoff. I said, come with me, I need backup. And I knocked on the door, but then opened it at hr, and it turned out she was on a zoom with six other people. And then I stormed in and I said, why was I not invited to the SiriusXM Christmas party?

[Michael Beck]

And recorded it.

[Kim Whitley]

No, no.

[Michael Beck]

Yeah, recorded it.

[Kim Whitley]

This was full on Aries.

[Shannon Beador]

Jeff, let them.

[Kim Whitley]

You better read that book, girl.

[Shannon Beador]

I'm reading it right now.

[Jeff Lewis]

Let them. I just said, look, just give me the drink tickets and we'll call. And we'll call it even. And we'll call it even because they were giving out. Danica had two drinks. They gave her.

[Kim Whitley]

But I don't. You have to take a look inside. Why do you think you were not invited? Was it oversight?

[Jeff Lewis]

Sarah, do you think it was on purpose?

[Kim Whitley]

I mean, a little.

[Jeff Lewis]

See, I'm just kidding. No, no. They thought I was going to start trouble.

[Shannon Beador]

That would have added a lot of additional.

[Michael Beck]

More color to some guess. Well, they probably didn't have enough drink tickets because Jeff has a tendency to come places or invite multiple people with. He'll come with a whole entr.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, you're Jamie Fox.

[Jeff Lewis]

Got it.

[Michael Beck]

A whole entr.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Kim Whitley]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Which we would have need. Plus, they're all drinkers, so it would have been five times. Nine.

[Shannon Beador]

Just me to Andy Cohen's party in New York. I was your guest a lot.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, you.

[Shannon Beador]

You dragged. Or I mean, not dragged me. I was very excited to go.

[Jeff Lewis]

I dragged you. It's okay.

[Shannon Beador]

But we all. We were all there together. You did have an entourage, so.

[Jeff Lewis]

Fortunately, my boss is gone until the 5th, so hopefully he's got time to cool down.

[Michael Beck]

That's why we're drinking.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Kim Whitley]

Okay, to the point.

[Shannon Beador]

Maybe you could leave those bottles by his drink.

[Kim Whitley]

You know what?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, can I take that kettle one? Has it been opened yet?

[Michael Beck]

No, that's mine.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I was gonna say we could send it to him. We could send it to him.

[Kim Whitley]

You know what? Keep your numbers up and keep doing who you are. And guess what?

[Jeff Lewis]

I know they tend to kind of just slap me on the wrist.

[Kim Whitley]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Because until your numbers go down and.

[Kim Whitley]

Then they fire you when your numbers go down, it's over. I need you to come over to my house and I'll set up a little podcast or something for you to thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I love all your holiday decor.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, you did.

[Jeff Lewis]

I saw it on Instagram. You went all out. Who did all that shit? Filipinos?

[Kim Whitley]

No, actually a Puerto Rican.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, just as good. I love Puerto Ricans, too.

[Kim Whitley]

Nivez. Ramon. Ramon and Floyd. Nivez.

[Jeff Lewis]

Ramon and Floyd did all of that and.

[Kim Whitley]

Yeah, and let me tell you something. They did it used to do in Palm Springs. And they are so good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are they gay?

[Kim Whitley]

How did you know?

[Michael Beck]

I knew Ramon and Floyd.

[Kim Whitley]

Stop it stopped. Call them. I've been calling them for years. Rainbow and Butterfly. That's what I call them.

[Michael Beck]

Sounds about right.

[Kim Whitley]

When they come to my house, I was like, oh, yeah, the rainbows and the butterflies were here because it's always fantastic. And you're absolutely right. And Mike, the Christmas tree. And everyone was like, who did that? Ramon, NZ and Floyd. Thank you. I love y'. All.

[Jeff Lewis]

Rainbow.

[Michael Beck]

Butterflies.

[Kim Whitley]

Rainbow and butterflies.

[Jeff Lewis]

Which. So was it Rainbow's idea or Butterflies idea to do the mural on the gate with Santa?

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, that was Rainbow. Or was that Butterfly? Wait, hold on. That was Butterfly. That was Ramon Butterfly. He said that because my gate was. Sit down. And he did. He said, you know what? We need a thing. Oh, a garage. He said, a garage. I was like, what? I have a gate. He said, we're gonna get a garage cover. He looked it up, put it, and just boom. I was like, rainbows and butterflies.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can we. Is there any way we could just reach out to you direct? Do we have to go through all your people every time we wanna book you on the show?

[Kim Whitley]

Why don't you have my number?

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm gonna get your number. Cause I have to tell you, I have to now join Mulholland Hills Country Club.

[Kim Whitley]

Yes, it's right down the street.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right. But I want to use your tennis court.

[Kim Whitley]

Okay? You can use my. Let me tell you something, honey. We black people, we don't play tennis. We over there roller skating on it. I got a pickleball net, I got a volleyball net all on the court and a basketball court, all on the tennis court.

[Michael Beck]

We're gonna come use your court.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, no. I gave another friend of mine. I do have a lot of gays in my life. I'm like, jesus. Another gay girl, and I gave her. And she came over in the morning. I just give her the gate code, she'll come and play.

[Michael Beck]

What's your gate code?

[Kim Whitley]

I'm not giving it on the air.

[Michael Beck]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Michael Beck]

Are you serious?

[Kim Whitley]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you have a dog or anything?

[Kim Whitley]

I have two dogs.

[Jeff Lewis]

But are they friendly?

[Kim Whitley]

They're very friendly.

[Jeff Lewis]

So if I open the gate.

[Kim Whitley]

That's a lie. One is vicious. He will kill you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Which one? Rainbow or a butterfly?

[Kim Whitley]

My dog Dorito will bite you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Dorito.

[Kim Whitley]

And Dexter, Dexter's little one, he's vicious. But that big one has been trained to bite your balls.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Shannon Beador]

I want to see the Christmas decorations.

[Kim Whitley]

I'm gonna have to show it to you. We're gonna follow each other. Shannon. Are we friends now?

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you know Steve Guttenberg by chance?

[Shannon Beador]

Okay, you need to stop.

[Kim Whitley]

Do I supposed to?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, he's an actor. I know. You would know him. What are some of the movies he's been in? Police Academy. What was the big movie he did?

[Kim Whitley]

Are you praying, Shannon? Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, what are Steve Guggens?

[Kim Whitley]

You're horrified that I don't know about you.

[Michael Beck]

Three Men and a Baby.

[Kim Whitley]

If he's not on bet, if he's.

[Jeff Lewis]

Not on bet, I'm Three Men and a Baby. Did you see that?

[Kim Whitley]

Yes, I saw it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, what else?

[Michael Beck]

Diner. Cocoon.

[Jeff Lewis]

Cocoon.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, I love him. I love him.

[Michael Beck]

The bed. Yeah. So does Shannon.

[Jeff Lewis]

So does Shannon. She's been liking all of his pictures on Instagram. Wait a minute.

[Kim Whitley]

Are you trying to. You're not married.

[Michael Beck]

She's trying to slide in. She's got chinks.

[Kim Whitley]

Shannon, I got you, girl. Really? What you need, baby? I got a police. You like black in. You got to tell me what your problems are.

[Jeff Lewis]

She does.

[Kim Whitley]

I got a police officer right now looking for a woman.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shannon.

[Kim Whitley]

Shannon, you got to tell me. Do you want to hit or you want it forever? What do you want to know?

[Jeff Lewis]

Both.

[Kim Whitley]

You can't do both.

[Shannon Beador]

I'm very traditional. I'm not a one night stand type of girl.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. She wants it forever.

[Kim Whitley]

You Want it forever. Let me dig deeper. She told me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why does the police guy just want to hit it?

[Kim Whitley]

No, he wants. He wants children. Do you have children? You want children?

[Jeff Lewis]

She already has three girls.

[Kim Whitley]

You're done. You don't. You look like. Not a day over 45. So.

[Jeff Lewis]

So we need someone a little older. We need someone older now.

[Kim Whitley]

How much money? What's the money range?

[Jeff Lewis]

That would be nice if they had money.

[Shannon Beador]

No, my, my, my saying is I can contribute to her decorations. I just can't take on new bodies.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, you can't take on new bodies.

[Shannon Beador]

Okay. That is beautiful.

[Jeff Lewis]

Outside the game, if people want to see it.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, yes. Kim Whitley. K Y M W H I T L E Y On my Instagram. That's in the yard after you come through the gate. That's the little they put up. The little. The rainbows and butterflies came back.

[Jeff Lewis]

Those gays went all out.

[Kim Whitley]

Baby, this ain't nothing. You should have seen what they did.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can they do other houses?

[Kim Whitley]

That's what they do.

[Michael Beck]

Kim, you are rich.

[Kim Whitley]

But they don't. Okay, does that. Does it look rich?

[Michael Beck]

I want to look rich.

[Jeff Lewis]

Look how. Look at that tree.

[Kim Whitley]

I want to move the gate. Here's the.

[Michael Beck]

Oh, my God.

[Kim Whitley]

I want it to look like a thousand heir. Look at me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Michael Beck]

Look at that.

[Kim Whitley]

Because I live near Candy Cane Lane.

[Jeff Lewis]

What does all of that shit cost.

[Kim Whitley]

When they drop now? I'm not giving out prices, but it's not as much as you think.

[Jeff Lewis]

Because I bet. I bet they'll charge me. They're gonna charge me.

[Kim Whitley]

No, you're gonna take all my decorations. I have boxes they have left me with. I've had it for years. All the Christmas decorations are back in my storage.

[Jeff Lewis]

See, I don't have shit. I have to buy decorations.

[Kim Whitley]

No, they'll take them. Bring them over to your house.

[Jeff Lewis]

They will.

[Kim Whitley]

Yes, they will bring them. They have all the decorations. They'll bring them to you and they'll buy a couple things.

[Michael Beck]

But do you have a Christmas party?

[Kim Whitley]

I did because of the decorations.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, you have to. You have to.

[Kim Whitley]

I was like, let me show the people I'm a thousand.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you offer her champagne? Do you not recognize that?

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, no. Because I don't want you to get a. I don't want you to get a fourth strike. So I didn't drink at all.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, no, you can really.

[Michael Beck]

No, drink up.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's the least of my problems.

[Kim Whitley]

Was Ty. Is it Ty?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Kim Whitley]

He has my number, so you can call me. Oh, you guys. Did Ty get her number?

[Jeff Lewis]

Really?

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, God. That's my place. Please follow me, y'. All.

[Jeff Lewis]

Kym, do you have a ball machine?

[Kim Whitley]

I do.

[Jeff Lewis]

Great.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, my God. It's never used. I just got it fixed because we don't use it. I have a ball machine. I got balls. I got rackets.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Kim Whitley]

And I have a picker upper to pick the ball. Oh, I love that.

[Jeff Lewis]

I love that. Well, you've got it all. You are rich, Kim.

[Kim Whitley]

No, no, no, no, no, no. The man I bought the house from was rich. He had all the stuff. I didn't buy any of this. And he is a giant ass generator.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have a generator?

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, it's the biggest. This damn room. This man. And he had a water tank. I had to finally sell that in the back. He was a survivalist. Because you see my gate? You can't walk in the gate. You can't get into this bad boy. It's just that gate.

[Jeff Lewis]

So the generator, does it power the whole house?

[Kim Whitley]

It powers. Guess what? Soon as electricity goes off, all you hear is this. Everything's everything.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, what does it sound like again?

[Kim Whitley]

And then you got. My neighbor. Can I put an extension cord over your fence? My neighbor, it will be black in the neighborhood one time for two days. And I called the owner. LT Generators. He's the one. Shout out lt. Lt.

[Jeff Lewis]

I want a generator.

[Michael Beck]

Call lt.

[Kim Whitley]

Call LT Ask for Lenny. He's the owner.

[Jeff Lewis]

He owns the house. Oh, lt. Lenny.

[Kim Whitley]

Lenny owned the house.

[Jeff Lewis]

Who's T?

[Kim Whitley]

So he.

[Jeff Lewis]

Who's the T, though? I mean, obviously.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, that's his last name. Like Taroski or Taroski. Oh, okay. Lt. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Will you write that down, please?

[Kim Whitley]

Because if you Google my address, well, I'm not gonna get it. Comes up as lt. Cause business was there, but he made so much money in generation. We bought another house, sold me the house and you something. I said, this man is not playing that generator. I said, how long do I have? How long does it run? Yeah, he said as long as you have natural gas, it's going to run, like, for weeks. Weeks.

[Jeff Lewis]

Months.

[Michael Beck]

What does that cost you?

[Kim Whitley]

Running expensive.

[Jeff Lewis]

Gas is cheap.

[Kim Whitley]

Yeah. Never paid.

[Jeff Lewis]

Gas is cheap.

[Kim Whitley]

Yeah.

[Shannon Beador]

Cheaper than electricity.

[Jeff Lewis]

What is your DWP bill at that mansion?

[Kim Whitley]

This is going to be ignorant, and I'm embarrassed to say you don't know.

[Michael Beck]

Oh, that's rich.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're not even looking at the details.

[Michael Beck]

Wait a minute.

[Kim Whitley]

Is it rich or you have a business manager? Which is it?

[Michael Beck]

Having a business manager is rich.

[Kim Whitley]

I have a business manager.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's rich.

[Michael Beck]

That makes you rich.

[Kim Whitley]

I'M not. I don't want to put that.

[Jeff Lewis]

I bet you don't even know what you're so. You don't even know what you're paying a month.

[Kim Whitley]

You know what? Let's. What's Ty. What's his name? Tyson? Ty Little. He's so handsome. You know, I'm gonna get better in 2006. I really said so. I'm taking off the monster.

[Michael Beck]

Good night.

[Kim Whitley]

2026. Thank you. I'm taking off the month of February to get my life together. I said no, I gotta just sit. I gotta look at my bills, look at my life.

[Shannon Beador]

Yes, I need to do that.

[Kim Whitley]

Yeah, yeah, you can do it with me. Just pick a month and say, I don't wanna book for anything. I don't wanna do anything. I don't even wanna go on vacation. Like go somewhere, because that's not it. I wanna sit at home, focus on my 14 year old, focus on my dogs, focus on my life. Do you wanna get here? What's next? I will come here though. So I think that just to reset because I. You're right. I have worked so much like a Sagittarius out there. He's a Sagittarius. Did you know that Ty was a Sagittarius?

[Michael Beck]

No, he didn't.

[Kim Whitley]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's a Sagittarius. Yeah, sure.

[Kim Whitley]

Workaholic. Workaholic. So what happens is you work, work, work, work, work and you don't enjoy life. So sometimes you have to tell people, get a work life balance.

[Jeff Lewis]

I. I have that. I had that problem. I had that problem.

[Kim Whitley]

You fixed it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm fixing it. Yes.

[Michael Beck]

He took a lot of time, but.

[Jeff Lewis]

My kid helped me. My kid helped me with that.

[Kim Whitley]

Right? We talked about the kid. How old is the baby now?

[Jeff Lewis]

9. Can I ask you this? Cause I really want you. Your story of how you adopted your son is truly one of the most touching things I've ever heard. You have to hear the Shannon.

[Shannon Beador]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Will you let her know what happened exactly?

[Kim Whitley]

If Shannon promises to be my new friend.

[Shannon Beador]

Of course.

[Kim Whitley]

So we gonna get you a man. Okay.

[Shannon Beador]

Okay.

[Kim Whitley]

I'm gonna meet your three kids. No, don't be nervous, Shannon. We're gonna go out. We gonna go somewhere rich. We gonna go in Beverly Hills. Cause that's what you look like you like to do when you go down to Orange County. But we're only going to the wealthy places.

[Jeff Lewis]

Newport Beach.

[Kim Whitley]

We'll go to Newport Beach.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's where she lives.

[Kim Whitley]

Just drive around in a golf cart. Okay. We'll go to. I don't play golf, but we're going to pretend like we do, okay? And we're going to get you somebody. So I always wanted to have kids, but work, work, work, work, work. And God said, you know what? Let me give this child a baby. I'd been mentoring girls, and this one girl in particular, she gets pregnant and she literally has the baby. Leaves the baby at the hospital with my name on and phone number.

[Jeff Lewis]

And phone number on the baby.

[Kim Whitley]

On the baby. I swear on the baby.

[Jeff Lewis]

She actually wrote it on the baby.

[Michael Beck]

What?

[Kim Whitley]

Yeah. She was out of control. Yes, she was out of control. Probably on his arm. She was out of control. And the hospital was like, yeah, we got a baby here for you. She left your name and number and not, you know, being a comedian. I was like, ha, ha. Thought it was one of my friends. I was like, ah, you got me a baby. The fries come with that baby. And I was like, I ain't got time for this. Bye. You know, Bye, girl. I thought I was more friends. Hung up. The lady called back, you know, these social workers are not nice. She was like, ma', am, this is serious. You know. You know, this house was from Kaiser. You know, we got this baby and she left it. And your name is on it. Now, do you want the baby or not? And let me tell you something. Do you know how something hits you and you don't understand and your body goes cold? It's that kind of thing. Like when they didn't invite you to.

[Jeff Lewis]

The Christmas party, you get, my body went cold.

[Kim Whitley]

You're like, I can't. Wait, hold up. Give me a second. And that's when my mother, Praise God, was there. And I was like, wait a minute. What do you mean? She said, now, listen, you got 20 minutes. You can. I said, I gotta call you back. She said, you got 20 minutes because you can either come get this baby or we're going to put it in the system. First of all, I was like, what the hell is the system? It sound like the Matrix. What are you talking about? So my mother was there because if not, the baby would have been in the system. Because I was like, forget that. I'm still in these streets. I'm outside. So I said. I said, I told my mother, and I'm telling you, God bless my mama. Mama looked at me because sometimes we don't realize where we are in life. I'm thinking I'm tilting 27. She said, Kim, come on, baby. She said, you like 99 years old. You ain't got no kids. You got One egg left and you ain't got no man. Go get that baby. That's what my mother said to me. I was like this, first of all, I'm appalled. And she put a reality check. She was like, what are you doing? What are you doing? Comedy running around? What is your life? What are you doing? Go get that baby. Called the lady back, she said, good, we'll be there in two hours. I need you to have a car se seat and a, a bassinet or a little crib or something. I was like, what? So me, my mom and dad, we run out now. First of all, my parents are old. We in the store looking for a bassinet, one of those wicker white ones from the 60s. My dad, my daddy walking around, he said, they don't have none of them bassinets now. These play yards are there, all the cribs, everything. We get all the stuff, run back, they bring the baby to me. He's four days old. And it was. We had it like, we just videotaped it. Like, look, we got a baby. Woo woo. I swear they had a giant plastic bag. There were diapers in it and little bottles of formula and some ointment. And the social worker lady who dropped off said, hey, here you go. She said, feed them every two hours. I said, is it a puppy? What are we doing here? I was like, there's no paper. What are you doing? They're like, hey, this is dropped off a human being to my house. Umbilical cord still on. She said, put that ointment on that umbilical cord. Here's some diapers. My mother and father had left the house because they were like, we don't want to, you know, mess it up or something. They got people in the house and they come back. And my mother immediately took the baby from me because she saw that I had already taken off the diaper and was sitting there looking like, I have no idea. Even though I've taken care of babies with nothing that small that needs your every second to survive. So his name is Joshua Samuel Whitley Johnson. That's a lot of names. But I opened this, I opened the Bible. I don't know who's believers, but I had no idea. How do you name a person for the rest of their life? I had seconds. They were like, we need to put a name on the birth certificate. And I just prayed and I said, lord, give me a name. And in my right ear I heard the word Joshua. I have never liked that name. I know that sounds crazy. I just never have been a. I'm gonna name. His name would have been Tariq Kyle or something. And I heard Joshua and Samuel's my mother's father's name. Whitley is my name. And Johnson we just added to it is the man who raised him. My friend was like, I didn't have a father. Can I be his father? So now that's his.

[Jeff Lewis]

Isn't that a beautiful story?

[Kim Whitley]

And then Oprah made a whole show about it. Cause Oprah loved it because I couldn't raise the baby by myself. So I asked all made him sign a contract that you were not a babysitter. You will help me raise his baby for the rest of his life. All my friends did. They are still in his life, except two on the show. So we had a show called raising Whitley on own for two seasons.

[Michael Beck]

That's amazing.

[Jeff Lewis]

So Joshua, is he 14 or 15?

[Kim Whitley]

He'll be 15 next week.

[Jeff Lewis]

Next week's his birthday.

[Kim Whitley]

Next week. Grown man got hair under his arm. He shows me all the time. Okay, what's he like? Joshua is. He's a regular teenager. Okay. Because he smells and he's mean and all that. But to his core, he is empathetic. He's kind and he's fun. So I'm very.

[Jeff Lewis]

Does he have your sense of humor?

[Kim Whitley]

He tries. I'm funnier. But, yes, he does have my sense of humor. You know, they say nurture nature and nurture. Even though he didn't come, you know, through me, he came to me, and I have put much. But it's very hard, like raising your child. Jeff, let me tell you something. You think every day, how am I molding this human being? I talked to a girl friends. Oh, my God, these men here in la, the. The Filipino, she needs a boyfriend. Find her one and very pretty girl. And she said, these men are horrible here. Blah, blah, blah. And I said, what I don't want anyone to say about my son is that he's a horrible person. He might not be, you know, your relationship might not work out, but I want him to be known with a woman that he was kind and he was honest. I don't want to hear like, she was talking about guy was mean. I don't want my son to be mean. So it's a. How do you. This is gonna sound crazy. Everyone follow me. How do you raise the man that you would want to date?

[Michael Beck]

It's true.

[Kim Whitley]

Put that on the table.

[Michael Beck]

It's good to hear, especially as, like a gay person. Like, I want kids. And society tells you, like, a child needs A mother and a father, but really they don't, you know, and they just need a whole village of people around them. And so it's like, actually, it's very sweet to hear.

[Kim Whitley]

Good, I hope that you do that. Bring everyone in. Because what I learned is my son, even now as a baby, I never held him. He went to every. So he has never been afraid of people, which is kind of bad because one day I saw him go over my brother's house. He was over the neighbor's house, sitting down their backyard, eating. And they're Indian. And I was like, you know, the communication. He was over there with them, came back, he had some Indian food. He was five years old. So his fear and peace.

[Jeff Lewis]

There's no stranger danger.

[Kim Whitley]

There's no stranger nothing. He just found out that his uncle was gay. Even though he's been wearing bling bling and long hair and everything. He literally said to me, he's gay too. That's what I was like, Yep, got too many gay people in my life.

[Michael Beck]

His gay art's just as bad as yours.

[Kim Whitley]

No, he doesn't know Rainbow is gay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sunshine are gay.

[Shannon Beador]

Butterfly.

[Michael Beck]

Rainbow.

[Shannon Beador]

Butterfly.

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Kim Whitley]

This is what's so crazy. I don't think he knows what the word. He knows gay, but he doesn't put a. A thing on it. Like, he's not a. They're humans. This is his uncle. This is his.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did Rainbow and Butterfly sign a contract to help raise him too?

[Kim Whitley]

No, they weren't around at that time.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's not too late.

[Kim Whitley]

That's a good idea.

[Jeff Lewis]

Maybe they could sign the contract. I'll sign it. I'll sign it.

[Kim Whitley]

Will you sign? Be his uncle because you got money. My friends, I need him to be in your will. I mean, that's the thing. Now your daughter is daughter, right?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Kim Whitley]

Are you gonna raise her to be the woman that somebody would want to date? The woman, the mother, the wife.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's already a little high maintenance, Kim. Because I spoil her. And I don't do it.

[Kim Whitley]

Don't do it, don't do it.

[Jeff Lewis]

But it's not just like spoiling her with material things. It is like I make sure she has fresh flowers in her room every week and her bathroom. Like, I do little things for her. Do you know what I'm saying? So if I bathe her, it's a whole spa thing with the music and the bath salts and hand foot massages. So I spoil her. Not just materially, but I very much spoil her. So somebody. It's a high bar. It is a Very high bar.

[Kim Whitley]

So how do you balance that? And I say that even with my son. How do we let them see normal, be with normal people, like in the hood, like the food bank. How do we let them go to a. Not public school? But you gotta. How are you going to balance that?

[Jeff Lewis]

That needs to happen. Kim, that needs. She's got, she does not have perspective.

[Shannon Beador]

I have three daughters, and so they, when I raised them, they were involved in charity work and giving back. And I used to say to them all the time, I told you, you say if you do drugs, you die. It could be the first time I'm.

[Jeff Lewis]

Going to do it. You were telling me that last night.

[Shannon Beador]

But if you do drugs, you die. So they, they've tried marijuana before, but they've done zero drugs. And then I also say you need to be the girls that boys want to bring home to mom and dad. You're not the easy, fast girls. You want to be the girl that gets taken home. So. And I think I have, I've raised three pretty good kids.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, they are great kids.

[Kim Whitley]

I know. Are they balanced? Because I'm going to be honest, my son is not the perspective that you're talking about. How do you do that when you live a life as we live, not wealthy and all that, but how do you balance that when this is what we do? How do we look at that and say, hey, I know the charity work, but bringing like in my house, of course I have black, white, everybody's in my house, all kind of people. So I made sure my son understood the world. But when he goes to a school that doesn't look like him and his friends don't look like him, and your children might, but how do you bring them into. And I'm saying this as a black woman, and for you guys, how do you bring your children into. Be empathetic to different societies and communities such as my community, even for my.

[Jeff Lewis]

Son, I think there's a lot of diversity in my home. But I think where the issue is is I think it's more income and financial. I want her to be able to understand because she does just expect things and she doesn't really understand what things cost and how other kids. Although she has been pretty good about, I've talked to her about giving to people in need. And so she's been very good about going through with her toys and let's give away this and let's give away that. And I try to explain that a lot of. I try to explain all of that to her. But until you see it?

[Michael Beck]

That's her currency. That's what she knows. But now that she's becoming more like financially aware, I think she has gotten a little more. A little more aware. Like now that she has her own bank account and her own money, like she can at least kind of. Cuz but before then, if something cost $50, she's like, she does. Has no concept of what that means to the world.

[Kim Whitley]

How does she ever own bank account? Is she earning the money and putting it in there?

[Jeff Lewis]

No. See, because that doesn't help the case.

[Shannon Beador]

What about when you do chores?

[Kim Whitley]

Does she have. What's it called, the allowance?

[Shannon Beador]

Right. I used to get paid $3 an hour and I had to haul logs in the wheelbarrow and clean out the horse stalls. And I did that too.

[Kim Whitley]

It does make a difference, I know.

[Shannon Beador]

To learn the value of the dog.

[Jeff Lewis]

We talked about that for like two years with chores.

[Kim Whitley]

Does she have a phone yet?

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, good.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't want her to have a phone.

[Kim Whitley]

First phone, if she ever gets it, you have to make her buy it. You cannot buy her that phone. My son saved.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's what she's saving for. But I keep telling her I'm like, I'm not paying the monthly plan. Not now. She's too young. She's not.

[Kim Whitley]

No. Yeah, you can't give her a phone now.

[Michael Beck]

I think it's also important that you take her to. To give back. Like not just taking her Barbies and saying, oh, I'm gonna give these Barbies away, but actually going and showing her the people that are in need and.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are gonna take Jamie's house.

[Michael Beck]

We need to bring Oscar the Barbies.

[Jeff Lewis]

I had that dream again.

[Kim Whitley]

My small business needs to hire, but.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't use LinkedIn and I hire wrong.

[Kim Whitley]

So then I'm doing it. And when I go to plug the servers in, they become sentient and they won't let us access our network unless.

[Jeff Lewis]

We forward their chain emails and memes.

[Kim Whitley]

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[Michael Beck]

He's so handsome.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh. I mean, how long y' all been together before you just move in?

[Jeff Lewis]

He can't go to the country club.

[Kim Whitley]

You are silly. Yes. That's what they want. They want more inclusive, though.

[Michael Beck]

This is the time he'd like to join.

[Kim Whitley]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. So we were talking at the break about the country club that I'm interested in joining, and they had to change the name because they were reinventing themselves, Correct?

[Kim Whitley]

Yeah, absolutely right. And they have the new restaurant. And I went up there for the first time because I was like, I'm not going up there. But Kenny Lofton, baseball player for the Dodgers back in the day, he invited me there. And it was lovely. It was lovely.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, it's very close to your home. It's right there, so you can meet me.

[Kim Whitley]

I will meet you for lunch.

[Jeff Lewis]

While Monroe takes her tennis lessons, you and I can eat in the new restaurant.

[Kim Whitley]

I was gonna say, but she can take her. I have actually a great tennis coach that does come to my house. Caroline, Ray's coach. And then I forgot it and didn't get Joshua tennis lessons, and now he's 14, so I messed up. But she has a great tennis coach that can come to the house. He knows exactly where it is.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think at the country club, you have to use their pros. And I asked them, I said, do you have any female pros? And they said they had.

[Kim Whitley]

So.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Michael Beck]

Okay. Or if there's a gay, she would like that.

[Jeff Lewis]

She loves gays. You're right. She loves. She's like, kim loves the gays.

[Kim Whitley]

She loves the gays. Let's see. Do I know gay? Probably.

[Shannon Beador]

But then there's play. Like, she.

[Jeff Lewis]

She has taken some lessons already. Now, there is a restaurant that we've been talking about. Kim, have you heard of Tam o'? Shanter?

[Shannon Beador]

I have.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have?

[Shannon Beador]

Like, when I grew. I grew up here in la.

[Jeff Lewis]

You've been there.

[Shannon Beador]

Wait, where is it?

[Michael Beck]

It's like an iconic place.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, but isn't it, like Silver Lake? Los Feliz?

[Shannon Beador]

Are you sure there wasn't another one before? More on the west side?

[Jeff Lewis]

There could have been.

[Michael Beck]

It's part of the. Oh, it's a Scottish steakhouse, I think Lowry's.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, nice.

[Michael Beck]

I think. Same owners. Is Lowry. Over a hundred years old?

[Kim Whitley]

It's over a hundred years old.

[Jeff Lewis]

So, wow, Listen to this.

[Kim Whitley]

I'm listening.

[Jeff Lewis]

Michael takes his handsome boyfriend Austin, and they have a nice date night out.

[Michael Beck]

Throughout because they go crazy for Christmas there. Like, this is their whole thing, like you do.

[Jeff Lewis]

But honestly, I bet the decorations aren't even as good as Kim's because she's got rainbow and butterfly.

[Kim Whitley]

I have rainbow and butterfly.

[Michael Beck]

They have carolers that come to your table and you pay them.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's annoying. That's annoying. I don't want that.

[Shannon Beador]

I do stare at them the whole time.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Beck]

I love it.

[Shannon Beador]

It's so cute.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, so what happened? You had a beautiful dinner. What did you order?

[Michael Beck]

This is such a weird coincidence.

[Shannon Beador]

I've seen that sign before.

[Kim Whitley]

Look at that.

[Jeff Lewis]

How many entrees did you have?

[Michael Beck]

Well, I had the prime rib and it was very bitter and so good. But no, look at this. It's such a coincidence that Jameson was talking about this yesterday because I had talked to Kian earlier in the day, not knowing I hadn't listened to radio until later. And I had. I always wanted to warn Jameson.

[Jeff Lewis]

Listen to this shit. What went down.

[Michael Beck]

So my boyfriend is the. He's like Ty. He's like the sweetest guy in the world. Like, just friendly to everyone.

[Kim Whitley]

Love it.

[Michael Beck]

Just very kind and almost a little, like, so kind. He's just oblivious to the craziness of the outside world. So we have a waiter who is clearly gay, very gay.

[Jeff Lewis]

And he's being very like, Shane gay.

[Michael Beck]

Or keen shout out waiter.

[Kim Whitley]

Yeah, or the little redhead gay.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, that's very gay.

[Kim Whitley]

He's a different gay. Yeah.

[Michael Beck]

Like Shane gay. Like a swish. And you know what's a swish? You know, like when you walk just that little swish.

[Kim Whitley]

Yeah, you got a swish. I like the swish.

[Michael Beck]

I like that one. Yeah. So he's clearly gay. He's being very friendly, and Austin's being very friendly, as he always is. And he's telling us he just moved to town. He's new here. He just. His first job in town, and he's, like, looking for new friends. And Austin, being the sweet boy that he is, is like, oh, my gosh, we'll be your friends. Like, you know, we. We're always making new friends and, like. And so Austin, at the end of the dinner, Austin tells me I'm gonna ask him for his number so that we can, like, reach out to him.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, Austin is the best.

[Michael Beck]

Red flag number one. When he brought us our bill, he had already written his phone number with a little smiley face on it before we even asked. I was like, oh, okay, that's interesting. I guess he does want to be friends. So then we get home, Austin sends him a text, and it's like, was nice meeting you, thank you for dinner. He gave us a free dessert. Very sweet. His response? Hey, stud.

[Kim Whitley]

Wait, wait, Isn't that a. Wait, wait, hold up. Wait. I know what stud is. It's not a man.

[Michael Beck]

Well, okay, I'm confused.

[Kim Whitley]

Okay, sorry.

[Michael Beck]

Two versions of stud is a butch lesbian.

[Kim Whitley]

Right?

[Michael Beck]

But also, stud is like a term of endearment, like, for somebody that's.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know a stud was a butch lesbian.

[Shannon Beador]

I didn't either.

[Kim Whitley]

Yes, that's the only word you know for sure. I didn't even know that. Oh, I got a lot of stud friends.

[Michael Beck]

Like Niecy Nash's wife is a stud is a stud.

[Kim Whitley]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

I've never even heard of this before. God, and I thought I was down with all the lesbians.

[Kim Whitley]

No, no, stud is a big thing. Like, a stud would make me attracted to them. That's what a stud is. Okay, go ahead.

[Michael Beck]

It's also more so in the black community. Like a stud female lesbian stud. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so.

[Kim Whitley]

So go ahead, go ahead.

[Michael Beck]

Hey, stud Z.

[Shannon Beador]

That's better.

[Michael Beck]

Was so nice meeting you guys. Would love to hang out. By the way, you guys are really sexy.

[Jeff Lewis]

You guys were some sexy men. That's what he said.

[Michael Beck]

Yes, some sexy.

[Kim Whitley]

Okay, that's good. That's a compliment. I would have said that.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, he wants a threesome, Kim.

[Michael Beck]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, no, we don't get with my man solicitation. Oh, my God, he's a prostitute.

[Kim Whitley]

No, this is not. Listen here, little skinny, show your waistline girl over there. Let me give you a rule, young lady. Anytime a big girl comes in, you hide your little stomach. Messing with my self esteem. I say my contract. Okay, go ahead now tell the story.

[Jeff Lewis]

Cover up, Annie.

[Kim Whitley]

Cover up Annie. Need to hear you see her little belly button. Go ahead.

[Michael Beck]

I feel seen.

[Kim Whitley]

So. I don't believe this.

[Michael Beck]

He was hitting on absolutely us.

[Kim Whitley]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

You just.

[Shannon Beador]

After that.

[Michael Beck]

No, Austin was like, what does this mean? And I was like, he's hitting on us. He wants to have a threesome with us. He does not want to be friends.

[Kim Whitley]

No, no, no. I do not believe. I gotta. I gotta disagree, because it could be a little like, oh, let me see. Where you all gonna go? If he would have said it was a little tap tap. If he would have said, what are you guys doing tonight? Then he's hitting on you if he just says you're sexy. Guys, you're. I'm looking at you. I want to lick your teeth. Your teeth are beautiful. She wants a threesome tomorrow. Okay, see, that's the.

[Jeff Lewis]

What do you think?

[Michael Beck]

She.

[Shannon Beador]

I think that I agree. Like, you don't know.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know.

[Shannon Beador]

He wants to try to be nice.

[Michael Beck]

Okay, let's reframe it.

[Kim Whitley]

Okay.

[Michael Beck]

You go to dinner with your man, you'd be nice. And the waitress. The waitress asks for your man's phone number and then text him, hey, sexy.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're a sexy couple.

[Michael Beck]

Yeah, you're a sexy couple. So you don't think they're trying to have a threesome?

[Jeff Lewis]

He is. No, I think he went on to sleep with Austin. And maybe he'll let you watch.

[Kim Whitley]

I have been hit on.

[Shannon Beador]

Did you block the number?

[Michael Beck]

I was hoping he was like a little chubby chaser and he was thinking I was cute.

[Kim Whitley]

He does think you're cute. You're very cute.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, he doesn't. He was flirting with Austin.

[Kim Whitley]

No, don't agree. Cause you are handsome. You're tripping. Get your self esteem together. If you were straight, I would be winking at you right now.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, well, the problem is he comes in here and again, her little. Her little tummy makes him feel fat.

[Michael Beck]

I'll tell you after. You telling him he's fat makes you're not fat.

[Jeff Lewis]

I also tell him he's fat. Do you?

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, I'm done. I'm done.

[Michael Beck]

Chef Reed, the last two times I've been here, they made me get on a scale live on the reservoir.

[Kim Whitley]

What are you doing?

[Michael Beck]

Yes.

[Kim Whitley]

You need therapy now.

[Michael Beck]

He got fat last summer.

[Kim Whitley]

You are gorgeous.

[Michael Beck]

He got fat last summer.

[Jeff Lewis]

He does have a pretty face.

[Kim Whitley]

You gained some weight last summer.

[Michael Beck]

Yeah, I gained a little weight.

[Shannon Beador]

Yeah, you wear it well.

[Michael Beck]

But I'm losing it. I'm on my way down. 2026, new year, new meat.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, really? Where are you today?

[Kim Whitley]

I got some zest meat.

[Jeff Lewis]

Go get the scale. We're not doing this again.

[Michael Beck]

Not in front of Kim.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, because you lost weight.

[Michael Beck]

We have a guest here.

[Jeff Lewis]

What are you worried about?

[Michael Beck]

You lost. No, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

Get the scales.

[Kim Whitley]

Your face is a God. You're chiseled.

[Michael Beck]

Thank you. After seeing your house, I am straight and I think we should get a lavender.

[Kim Whitley]

Can we have a lavender?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God. You could have tennis people over for tennis parties.

[Michael Beck]

I love tennis. Tennis lessons, pickleball.

[Jeff Lewis]

Pickleball, basketball. What else?

[Kim Whitley]

I have pickleball, basketball, volleyball, roller skating, and roller Skating.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, you love that.

[Michael Beck]

I'm gonna help you raise Joshua.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, I got another villager.

[Jeff Lewis]

We're gonna take a break. Cause you're gonna go get on that scale.

[Kim Whitley]

No, you'.

[Michael Beck]

We're not going into the new year like this.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, we are.

[Michael Beck]

Last weigh in of the year. I'm going to do it. If Jeff does it, Jeff's going to do it today, too.

[Kim Whitley]

Now what?

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, but I have some very heavy boots on. Just keep that in mind.

[Michael Beck]

And a bbl.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I'll get on the scale.

[Kim Whitley]

Do you really have a bbl?

[Jeff Lewis]

I had some injections, too.

[Kim Whitley]

Can I touch it?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, totally. I'll show it to you.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, my God. I got to see it. It's going to be interesting. Fantastic. Shannon, you got to see this. They are making Jeff get on the scale.

[Shannon Beador]

No, he's taking off the heavy boot.

[Kim Whitley]

And what's the cute. The cute man?

[Shannon Beador]

Michael.

[Kim Whitley]

Michael and Michael. He's so cute. They are actually getting on the scale. But this is good because it's the end of the year, so we're gonna start the new year. Is Jeff big? Is he big? Come on in there, big bitch.

[Shannon Beador]

Oh, but he took. We'll take the boots off, right?

[Kim Whitley]

He took the boots off.

[Michael Beck]

This is the most he's ever weighed. What was you, Michael?

[Kim Whitley]

Jeff. Michael's 201. What were you this summer in October, August?

[Michael Beck]

212 When I came out.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Michael Beck]

Look at you. You're already 212. All right. No, no, he was 200. 200.

[Kim Whitley]

That's good. He's seven feet tall.

[Michael Beck]

That's the most he's ever been on this scale. You're 200.

[Jeff Lewis]

Was 199.8.

[Kim Whitley]

But get closer to the mic, please. I need you closer to the mic.

[Michael Beck]

At his best, he is 190.

[Kim Whitley]

But you know what? This is the thing. You. I'm looking at you, Jeff, and you have good man weight. You don't. Don't get too thin. This is good for you. It's something my boy Ty told me. He needs something to hold on to.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, okay, so as you age, and.

[Shannon Beador]

If you're too thick, you don't want to be gaunt when you get older.

[Michael Beck]

Old man.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, When I weighed myself this morning, it was 194.8. But I've had two bit. I've had two.

[Michael Beck]

You did not gain six.

[Shannon Beador]

You had a Pop Tart. I left my clothes on a Pop Tartar.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right? So I gained another pound. So Now I'm at 1-7893lbs of clothes. It totally makes sense. No, but I'm still, you know, I still need to lose £5.

[Kim Whitley]

No, you don't. What? What is the need? Okay, let me understand everything. Why?

[Jeff Lewis]

I just want good naked weight. I have good clothes.

[Shannon Beador]

It's not the number. It's not the number. It's how you look in your clothes.

[Kim Whitley]

And how you look at your clothes and how you feel. Naked weight means if so you took £5 off. You're chiseled. I mean, what is this naked weight?

[Jeff Lewis]

I want naked weight.

[Michael Beck]

He's added some weight with his fake ass, though. So, like, he's had some injections. So I think that's it.

[Shannon Beador]

Filler. They put filler in your fanny?

[Jeff Lewis]

It's.

[Kim Whitley]

Pretty much bad. Or is it? Is it?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, it's actually what it does, is your body absorbs it and creates collagen. So when you feel it, it feels like. It feels like a normal ass.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, I'm going to feel it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kim Whitley]

Don't worry.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you. But just don't go between the cheeks.

[Kim Whitley]

Why not? That's one of the best parts. Are you kidding me?

[Michael Beck]

You don't know what's in there, girl.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, Lord. Okay, okay, let me feel this.

[Michael Beck]

He's got filler in his fanny.

[Kim Whitley]

Wait, wait, let me see. It's a new brand. I need a beforehand.

[Michael Beck]

Look at that thing. Oh, he has pictures before and after. Give it a squeeze. Oh, oh, oh, no, no.

[Kim Whitley]

It's soft on the bottom. Like, the underneath part is gray. Shane is saying pull your pants down. It's a muscle on the top.

[Michael Beck]

No, baby, that's collagen. The collagen buildup around the top.

[Kim Whitley]

So listen, so if I grabbed you, if I reached under, give it a big squat. Oh, my God.

[Michael Beck]

Be careful, though.

[Kim Whitley]

I just got moist. Get away from me. That is nice.

[Shannon Beador]

That was worth the money.

[Kim Whitley]

Girl, you gotta feel that. Get under. No, go under the cup. Get your fingers under there.

[Jeff Lewis]

Be careful.

[Michael Beck]

Watch your. Watch your hand. Cause that thing's hungry.

[Kim Whitley]

It's hungry.

[Michael Beck]

That thing is hungry.

[Kim Whitley]

That was worth it. You know what I like? It's just a regular, nice little. Just a nice.

[Jeff Lewis]

Jeff.

[Shannon Beador]

You, like, pushed my hand.

[Kim Whitley]

I need to see the. Before pushing.

[Michael Beck]

Told you. It's hungry.

[Kim Whitley]

It was no booty at all.

[Michael Beck]

Ties in town.

[Kim Whitley]

That's nice. Then. You did a good job.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you.

[Kim Whitley]

Would have been worth it.

[Michael Beck]

Thank you, doctor. Curves.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, it's a nice little. Yeah, it's a nice little.

[Kim Whitley]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you, Kim. I'll let you know. I mean, if you don't need It.

[Kim Whitley]

I need it. No, no, no. I have a lot of European in my family.

[Jeff Lewis]

I wonder if Steve Gutenberg has a nice ass.

[Kim Whitley]

Okay, can we call.

[Michael Beck]

We just got divorced this year.

[Kim Whitley]

Okay, wait, that's too soon. How long ago?

[Michael Beck]

This year.

[Jeff Lewis]

This year.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, no, you got to. Well, this year, like six months ago. He's fine. He's.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kim Whitley]

He's a man. Women got to take all the time. He's great. Yes. It's time. He is primed.

[Shannon Beador]

Okay.

[Kim Whitley]

Did you DM him?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I DM'd him.

[Shannon Beador]

I'm not a pursuer.

[Kim Whitley]

I. Oh, you gonna be by your damn self.

[Shannon Beador]

Traditional.

[Kim Whitley]

So you want somebody to see you walk over.

[Shannon Beador]

Well, I mean, I want. I'm the woman, so I want to be the woman in the relationship. Like I.

[Kim Whitley]

Okay, okay.

[Shannon Beador]

Now, what is that at my bottom?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, don't. Don't even say that.

[Kim Whitley]

No, no. I am going to D him my damn self. I'm your representative. How about that?

[Shannon Beador]

Hey, well, by the way, Jeff did DM him. And get this. He read the message 15 hours ago and he. Yet he did not respond.

[Michael Beck]

Can we check?

[Jeff Lewis]

I asked. We need to DM a picture. I said I'm a fan. I'd love to have him on the radio show.

[Michael Beck]

Let's DM a picture of Shannon.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I thought we would bring him on the show and have Shannon on.

[Kim Whitley]

Boom. Smart, smart.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, also, you should have your wing woman here.

[Kim Whitley]

Wing woman in his house?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Kim Whitley]

Let's put it on the book. I'm not gonna be regular. But what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna ask all the questions that you wanna know so you look like the woman you wanna be like.

[Jeff Lewis]

The same questions you did to Ty.

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, yeah. I know all his information. I know about his sister. I know everything about the sister.

[Shannon Beador]

Passed.

[Kim Whitley]

Love.

[Michael Beck]

Those are just normal questions you ask somebody you're dating.

[Kim Whitley]

I know his mother passed. His daddy. They were in the army. I know everything. So what I'm gonna do for you is we're gonna play. You're gonna be sweet and cute. Let me see your cute face. Blink and just look over.

[Jeff Lewis]

Isn't she pretty bashful?

[Kim Whitley]

So look over and be bashful. Like, hi. That's cute. See, she got it together.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's cute.

[Kim Whitley]

So you're gonna do that. And I'm.

[Jeff Lewis]

She can flirt.

[Michael Beck]

She's sweating.

[Shannon Beador]

Gotcha.

[Kim Whitley]

She's nervous and I just wanna say, how you doing after your divorce? Really great. Great.

[Michael Beck]

She wants to be the first lady.

[Kim Whitley]

See, I'm gonna do all that.

[Michael Beck]

Why'd you break up?

[Kim Whitley]

Yeah. Why did you break up? You don't mind sharing with us?

[Jeff Lewis]

You're charitable too. He'. Activist. But you work at the church boutique.

[Shannon Beador]

I do. I volunteer at my church.

[Kim Whitley]

Do you love animals?

[Shannon Beador]

Yes. And I'm having an auction of when in February of my clothes that I've worn on the show, and I'm donating it to the Southern California golden retriever rescue. I just rescued a dog from there.

[Kim Whitley]

Steve's gonna love that. No, he's gonna love the clothes.

[Michael Beck]

Yes, Kelsey, that.

[Kim Whitley]

He's gonna go crazy.

[Michael Beck]

She's so forgiving.

[Kim Whitley]

And every now and then just go, arf, arf. I just. Everybody, you're the dog.

[Michael Beck]

No, she's first lady in the street.

[Kim Whitley]

What?

[Michael Beck]

And double penetration in the sheets. Is that right? Double penetration.

[Kim Whitley]

Hold up. Dual action. Dual action. She's a lady. She's a virgin. Malefaction. Dual action.

[Michael Beck]

I forgot, this is not your servant.

[Jeff Lewis]

What are you.

[Kim Whitley]

You cannot be on the show when.

[Michael Beck]

He comes somewhere else.

[Kim Whitley]

No, he cannot, buddy.

[Michael Beck]

You still have me at Tam o'. Shanter.

[Kim Whitley]

What?

[Jeff Lewis]

So listen to this.

[Michael Beck]

Dual action. She's a dual action.

[Kim Whitley]

She's two hands. Praise the Lord.

[Jeff Lewis]

Coincidentally.

[Kim Whitley]

Look, she's meditating again.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know the little redhead?

[Kim Whitley]

Little redhead?

[Jeff Lewis]

He and his boyfriend, they have reservations this weekend at Tam o'. Shanter's.

[Kim Whitley]

No. So we're gonna set them up, tell him how he looks, and I want them to sit and see what happens. Put them at the same table.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, sexy guys.

[Shannon Beador]

Well, you know his name, right? So you can. They can request him.

[Kim Whitley]

Request him?

[Shannon Beador]

Station.

[Jeff Lewis]

Don't say his name. We don't want him to get fired. Don't say.

[Michael Beck]

No, I gotta ask Austin what his name is.

[Kim Whitley]

No, no, not on here. But you can tell.

[Shannon Beador]

Yeah, tell Jameson.

[Kim Whitley]

Yeah, tell Jameson to ask for his.

[Michael Beck]

Jason. Also, Jameson also has a sexy chocolate man. So I think that's what. It's his type.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, yeah, see, I do think it's his type. I think he's. I think he's going. I think he was not interested in you. Sorry. I think that. I think that he's going to be very interested in Frank. Not Jameson. I don't think Jameson is his type.

[Michael Beck]

Is the server white or black? White. And so he let.

[Kim Whitley]

Yeah, y' all are killing me. I cannot be here.

[Michael Beck]

But the problem is that this server also has a gay swish and he's just like Jameson. So he's not going to be interested. Frank might be into it. Frank might Take the bait. Take the bait.

[Shannon Beador]

They've been together now how long?

[Jeff Lewis]

Two years.

[Michael Beck]

Yeah, that's perfect. Time to open up.

[Shannon Beador]

Uhuh.

[Kim Whitley]

Not two years. No opening up. No opening up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Does anyone else want to feel my ass before we go?

[Michael Beck]

Okay, this show has gone off the rails.

[Kim Whitley]

I want to. I want to take a picture of your ass. Take it to a doctor and say, give me the same ass.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, give me a picture.

[Kim Whitley]

Happy Happy New Year.

[Michael Beck]

Happy New Year.

[Kim Whitley]

Happy Happy New Year.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Lad every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app.

[Kim Whitley]

We've all been there. You hold on to a coupon, hoping to cash it in at the store, but then you forget about it and suddenly you've got a mountain of useless expired coupons.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you think this one's still good? Free milk?

[Kim Whitley]

Oh, mate, that expired in 1993. Dang it. Fortunately, there are better ways to save money. Like by switching to Geico, you could save about $900 on car insurance without ever touching a coupon. Ooh, how about this one? Half off floppy disks. Now you should try a bit of spring cleaning.

[Jeff Lewis]

It feels good to save big.

[Kim Whitley]

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[Michael Beck]

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[Kim Whitley]

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