Jeff Lewis Has Issues: Episode Summary LaKendra Tookes & Zach Noe Towers: Cuddling & Pregnancy
Release Date: May 2, 2025
Host: Jeff Lewis via SiriusXM

1. Welcome and Introduction

The episode kicks off with Jeff Lewis introducing his guests, Lakendra Tooks and Zach Noe Towers. Jeff sets the stage by highlighting the main topics of discussion: "baby chumps, new cars, and pregnancy tests" (01:18).

Jeff Lewis: "Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, Lakendra Tooks and Zach Noe Towers join the show. We talk about baby chumps, new cars and pregnancy tests."
— 01:18

2. Reflecting on Chump Con and Lakendra's Professionalism

Jeff expresses his concerns about Lakendra's professionalism following an incident at a previous pool party. He humorously balances criticism with appreciation for her entertaining nature.

Jeff Lewis: "I have been rethinking you working for me at the next Chump Con. Because after what happened at that pool party, I kind of feel like you need to host it. I mean, you are a lot of fun. You're totally unreliable and unprofessional, but you're a lot of fun."
— 01:18

Lakendra Tooks: "But I've told you, Jeff, I am gonna prove to you I can be professional."
— 01:43

3. The Pool Party Incident

Lakendra recounts her experience at the pool party where she met "Baby Chump," a young man whom she initially thought was Jeff's nephew. The conversation delves into their interactions, the expectations set by Jeff, and the humorous misunderstandings that ensued.

Lakendra Tooks: "I thought he was your nephew."
— 03:11

Jeff Lewis: "How old did he tell you he was?"
— 03:33

4. Interaction with Baby Chump

Lakendra describes her time spent with Baby Chump, highlighting his gentlemanly behavior and their mutual enjoyment of each other's company. The discussion touches on their decision to grab a meal and drink together, leading to a lighthearted exploration of their budding relationship.

Lakendra Tooks: "He is a man."
— 04:12

Lakendra Tooks: "He was really sweet. And he's really comfortable in his manhood. He wasn't afraid to carry a purse."
— 07:05

5. Managing Responsibilities at Chump Con

The conversation shifts to Lakendra and Zach's roles during the event, emphasizing their commitment to professionalism despite distractions. They humorously admit to texting during the live show but express sincere apologies for any disruptions caused.

Lakendra Tooks: "I do apologize for that. But I texted both Ryan and Doug both because I adore them."
— 13:33

Jeff Lewis: "But moving forward, you understand that, like, when somebody's performing a live show, like, moderating or, you know, maybe that's not the best time."
— 14:13

6. The Pregnancy Test Segment

A significant portion of the episode revolves around Lakendra taking a pregnancy test following her interactions with Baby Chump. The hosts and guests engage in a humorous yet candid discussion about the test's results and the misconceptions surrounding intimacy.

Lakendra Tooks: "I am not the mother. Because it says no."
— 25:07

Jeff Lewis: "You have it already."
— 25:07

7. Enhancing Relationships and Future Plans

Lakendra shares her open-minded approach to relationships, discussing her preference for older partners and her experiences with Baby Chump. The dialogue touches on future plans, maintaining connections despite geographic distances, and the dynamics of their evolving relationship.

Lakendra Tooks: "I usually date guys that are my age or maybe a couple of years old or younger. And actually, probably my preference would be, like, an older guy."
— 10:12

Jeff Lewis: "Do you have any plans to see him soon?"
— 10:51

Lakendra Tooks: "He lives in Colorado."
— 10:43

8. Light-Hearted Conversations and Personal Anecdotes

Interspersed throughout the episode are humorous exchanges about new car purchases, including discussions on car features, personalization, and sentimental attachments. The group also shares amusing insights into daily life challenges, such as handling public restrooms and maintaining personal hygiene.

Zach Noe Towers: "I have 534 miles to go. That'll take me a year. That's great."
— 19:22

9. Listener Calls and Community Engagement

Listeners call in to share their experiences and ask questions, leading to spontaneous and often humorous interactions. Lakendra reflects on her first Chump Con experience, while Jeff addresses concerns about maintaining professionalism and managing relationships.

Unnamed Caller: "I wanted to talk about the vomit in the elevators every day at the Crockford."
— 27:30

Lakendra Tooks: "It was my first Chump Con. I'm gonna get it together."
— 28:40

10. Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up, Jeff and the guests share final thoughts, expressing gratitude for the experiences and the lessons learned. They tease future episodes and encourage listeners to stay tuned for more entertaining and candid discussions.

Jeff Lewis: "Thanks for calling. Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis live every weekday on SiriusXM, as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM. Applied."
— 35:29

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Jeff Lewis: "I don't need therapy. I don't need a prayer service. I need facts. Get to the point."
  — 01:01

• Lakendra Tooks: "I'm gonna prove to you I'm professional."
  — 01:52

• Zach Noe Towers: "He was a total gentleman."
  — 07:16

• Lakendra Tooks: "The results. And I am not the mother. Because it says no."
  — 25:07

• Jeff Lewis: "You have it already."
  — 25:07

Conclusion

This episode of Jeff Lewis Has Issues offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and candid discussions about relationships and personal growth. Lakendra Tooks and Zach Noe Towers provide engaging conversations that explore the complexities of modern relationships, professionalism, and life's unexpected moments. Jeff Lewis masterfully navigates these topics with his signature no-filter style, making the episode both entertaining and relatable for listeners.