Lauren Lake & Jamie Kennedy: Broken Teeth & Final Verdict

Summary

Podcast Summary: “Lauren Lake & Jamie Kennedy: Broken Teeth & Final Verdict”

Podcast: Jeff Lewis Has Issues
Host: Jeff Lewis (SiriusXM), with guests Judge Lauren Lake & Jamie Kennedy
Release Date: July 17, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode revolves around a dramatic and comedic recounting of an accident during a chaotic Fourth of July golf cart ride involving Jeff, Jamie Kennedy, and their friends, which resulted in a friend (Lakendra) sustaining serious dental injuries ("broken teeth"). Judge Lauren Lake joins to preside over the “hearing,” guiding the group through the facts in her trademark no-nonsense, yet humorous, style. The conversation ranges from assigning blame (or not), to hilarious tangents about party guests, neighborhood chaos, and the questionable mix of alcohol, golf carts, and adult friends trying to relive their youth.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Fourth of July Golf Cart Incident

[01:47–12:29]

• Cast & Setting: Jamie Kennedy designated as the "sober" driver; 6 people cram into a 4-seat golf cart at Kelly Dodd's Fourth of July party in Huntington Beach.
• The Ride: Expected to be a simple parade cruise, but “we were attacked by a bunch of animals”—locals pelting riders with water balloons and squirt guns (03:13–09:00).
  • "We were attacked by a bunch of animals. We were hit by water balloons, squirt guns, God knows what else." – Jeff ([03:13])
• Lakendra's Fall: Amidst the chaos, Lakendra falls out of the golf cart, hits the pavement, and chips four teeth.
  • "She ended up like really damaging, like three of her teeth." – Jeff ([03:29])
  • "She rolled three times. She was pretty banged up." – Jeff ([03:28])
• Seating & Safety: The group debates if seatbelts should've been used and notes the golf cart’s overcrowding ([04:11–06:37]).
  • "It has long benches...but we're really trying to fit six in a four-person golf cart." – Jamie ([04:31],[06:12])

2. The "Courtroom" Hearing

[12:30–27:58]

• Judge Lauren Lake steps in to examine the sequence of events.
  • "So we're in a full hearing right now." – Judge Lauren ([07:00])
• Assigning Fault:
  • Negligence: Judge Lauren questions if Jamie was driving negligently or if Lakendra contributed by not sitting safely.
    • "Was Jamie driving negligently? I can't tell right now from what I'm looking at." – Lauren ([16:14])
    • "I rode a lot of golf carts. One small bump wall saw one small crack in the road, and you can fall out. And that's exactly what happened." – Lauren ([16:34])
  • Comedic Accusations:
    - Multiple running gags accuse Jeff of “low key pushing” Lakendra out ([12:19]) and debate lawsuits and insurance ([07:02–10:28]).
• Video Evidence: The group critiques video footage, noting the moment wasn’t actually captured, to much frustration and speculation ([12:31–13:39]).

3. Guest Testimony & Play-by-Play

[13:13–26:06]

• Kelly Dodd Calls In: Adds key details: claims Lakendra was “high and drunk;” Jamie was allegedly “speeding,” and jokes that Jeff “low-key pushed her out” ([13:29]):
  • "Makendra was high and she was drunk. Jamie Kennedy was speeding, and Jeff low key pushed her out." – Kelly ([13:29])
• Aftermath:
  • Descriptions of chaos, efforts to care for Lakendra, and confusion about who should have done what in the immediate aftermath ([21:02–24:36]).
  • Confirmation that the group found her broken teeth at midnight and returned them to her ([32:13–33:23]).
  • "We went back and got the teeth. We went back that night." – Kelly ([32:13])
  • “Kelly wrote on it...La toothless.” – Judge Lauren ([33:08])

4. Tone, Tangents, & Notable Moments

[26:06–41:56]

• Humor Amid Tragedy:
  • Despite the seriousness, the recounting is peppered with jokes, self-deprecation, and absurdity:
    • "This is literally an episode of We The People." – Lauren ([27:27])
    • "This is Jeff. He goes, is it too soon...to call her 'Chip'?" – Kelly ([50:19])
    • "We did a Lorena Bobbitt. We were trying to find, like, the dick—like the teeth!" ([32:34])
    • Judge Lauren’s wisecracking about not joining them on Alabama Avenue and celebrating Juneteenth instead ([15:00]), and the panel’s riffs on the diversity (or lack of) at Kelly’s party ([48:54]).
• Bobby "Karen" Moment:
  • A drunk guest, Bobby, shoves Ty (the group protector) out of the way, prompting more farce and righteous outrage ([42:34–46:34]):
    • "She was Karen. She was a white wine warrior. She was wasted." – Jamie ([46:02])

5. Final Verdict

[50:26–51:37]

• Judge Lauren’s Decision:
  • After reviewing all testimonies and the video, concludes there was no clear negligence by anyone except perhaps Lakendra herself for sitting unsafely and possibly impaired.
    • "From what I saw on the video...he [Jamie] wasn't speeding. He had both hands on the wheel, looking straight ahead...there's been no testimony that because of the water balloon, a turn was made or something negligent happened. But this is very unfortunate, and I don't see that anybody else was negligent." – Lauren ([50:29–51:37])

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “This is our love language. We terrorize each other, right?” – Jeff ([01:34])
• “If I’m going down, guess who’s the first person I’m snitching on?” – Jamie ([02:14])
• “We were attacked by a bunch of animals...” – Jeff ([03:13])
• “No, I think she got hit with balloons. We all got hit.” – Jamie ([11:56])
• “How dare you?” (on being accused of pushing her out) – Jeff ([17:09])
• “It looked like the Nike symbol.” – Kelly, on the teeth ([23:35])
• “I will pay for Lakendra to go to Urgent Care...I’ll Venmo her right now.” – Jamie ([14:10], [24:49])
• “She made me a living throwback.” – Jamie ([20:08]), when Kelly introduced him as “Remember him? Jamie Kennedy!”
• “La toothless.” – Kelly, on the cup with the teeth ([33:01])
• “This is a nightmare.” – Lauren ([44:19])
• “Judge, would you like to get sued?” – Jamie ([45:06])
• “Is it too soon to call her, Chip?” – Jeff ([50:19])
• “I laugh in inappropriate situations.” – Jeff ([44:33])
• “Based upon the evidence that was presented today...I don't see that anybody else was negligent.” – Judge Lauren ([50:29])

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Important Timestamps

• [01:47] – Main episode starts, guests introduced
• [03:13–04:48] – The fateful golf cart ride described
• [07:00–09:00] – The “courtroom” dynamic emerges
• [11:56–13:15] – Details on how Lakendra may have fallen
• [13:13–15:00] – Kelly Dodd calls in, shares bombshells
• [23:12–24:22] – Describing severity and impact of Lakendra’s dental injury
• [32:02–33:23] – Finding and returning her broken teeth
• [42:34–46:34] – The “white wine warrior” Bobby moment
• [50:19] – Jeff’s controversial “Chip” joke
• [50:26–51:37] – Judge Lauren’s final verdict

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Conclusion

This episode was a raucous, no-filter comedic examination of a real-life friendship disaster. The group’s dynamic delivered as promised: brutally honest, irreverent, and full of wild asides, with Judge Lauren’s “final verdict” neatly closing the farce. No one was ultimately found at fault except perhaps for the universal combo of too many friends, too many drinks, and a poorly utilized golf cart on a chaotic American holiday. Listeners come away both entertained and with a cautionary tale: always keep your hands (and legs!) inside the ride.

Transcript

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[A]

when you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[B]

This is our love language. We terrorize each other, right? You're the villain. You're now the villain. Yeah, same girl. But that's kind of the deal. You come on here, you get made fun of, right?

[A]

Uh, yeah. Jeff Lewis has issues.

[B]

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has Issues. In today's episode, Judge Lauren Lake and Jamie Kennedy join the show. We talk about a fourth of July accident, broken teeth, and Judge Lawrence final verdict. Good morning.

[A]

Good morning.

[B]

I have to say I'm shocked you showed up today, Jamie.

[C]

Oh, why?

[B]

I thought you'd be meeting with your defense attorneys or moving assets.

[A]

What?

[C]

That's what he's doing right now with Justin.

[B]

Protecting assets.

[C]

First of all, you're trying to create a narrative that I will listen if I'm going down, guess who's the first person I'm snitching on? Snitch? First of all. All who? Don't even get me started cuz I got every. I got a receipt of receipts.

[A]

What is going on?

[B]

Judge Loren, like just got back, said

[C]

Newport is a very peaceful place.

[D]

Oh,

[C]

this is what he kept saying. Get me out of Huntington.

[B]

I thought Newport would be Safer than Huntington.

[C]

I know.

[B]

I was wrong.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Judge Lauren Lake. We had a, a, a horrific, tragic accident on 4th of July.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Jamie Kennedy was driving.

[C]

Stop.

[B]

Were you not driving?

[C]

Okay, tell your way and I'll tell my way.

[B]

Go ahead. Jamie Kennedy was driving a golf cart with six of us in it.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

We were having a great time. We were attacked by a bunch of animals. We were, we were hit by water balloons, squirt guns, God knows what else. Lakendra fell out of the golf cart while we were moving.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Hit the concrete, rolled three times. She was pretty banged up. And then she ended up like really damaging, like three of her teeth.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I know.

[A]

She felt she was sitting in it or riding like on the back the way people do.

[B]

No, she was sitting.

[A]

She was sitting in the seat. And what, hit a bump?

[B]

No, no bump.

[A]

How does she fall out?

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

Well, there's a lot. There's a lot.

[E]

We could talk.

[B]

There's a lot of different scenarios.

[C]

First of all, I just want to say I think we should be sensitive to Kendra, okay? Because this is terrible what happened and I don't. And I want to know that we're a comedy show, but we do have to be because this is crazy what happened. So where do you want to start?

[A]

Okay, I have a couple questions before.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

How many people were riding? Six people. What type of seat or golf cart was this? How many seats? Were we in our seats or were we stuffed in?

[C]

I think it probably fits too.

[B]

No, it's probably like a four seat golf cart. But the problem is. Well, it's not a problem. It has long benches.

[C]

Exhibit A photo.

[A]

She's on the edge there.

[B]

Long. It has long benches.

[C]

Let's go from the. We're all at the party. We're all having a good time. Jeff's skipping over a lot of stuff. Jeff goes, hey, I want to take everybody to Alabama Avenue. And I thought you brought it up.

[B]

No, Kelly did, but I thought it would be fun.

[C]

So Jeff goes, let's go to Alabama Avenue. So Rick already invited me earlier to go to a parade. And I said, is this like another parade? And Rick's like, there's a lot of parades. And so I go. And I said, oh, we're gonna like, go like see decorations or. I have no idea. Jeff goes, jamie, you're driving. You're sober. I said, okay. He said, it's going to be a chump event.

[A]

Okay. And you're going in the golf cart.

[B]

All we were doing is taking a Ride on the golf cart.

[C]

On a golf cart.

[B]

There was no mention of Alabama.

[A]

And that's not.

[C]

No, no.

[A]

First, does it require Alabama street on a major street, or is this just like a back street?

[C]

This is a beach town.

[A]

Just a beach town.

[B]

Residential streets.

[A]

Okay?

[C]

Huntington beach town. Small alley streets like that.

[A]

Okay?

[C]

So he says, let's go to Alabama. Let's take this wonderful tour.

[B]

No, I said take Memphis.

[C]

Whatever. You said Memphis. Safe southern streets.

[B]

You confused it.

[C]

No southern streets. So Jeff goes, jamie, you're driving cause you're sober. And I said, oh, good chump event. So he grabs all the chumps. So it was me. Alyssa's gonna film. Kelly's doing directions. That's the three. Alyssa's on the end, Kelly's in the middle. Ty gets on the end for security. Jeff is, you know, he's showing us where to go. And Lakendra is gonna join in all those chumps. Okay? We start driving. Everything is chill. Everybody's on well. Everything's chill.

[B]

Jeff made sure the first hit.

[C]

Well, Jeff made sure that everyone was in there safe. So he actually put like armrest down

[B]

because in hindsight, we should have had seatbelts for some of us, because they only had four seatbelts. So four of us could have had seatbelts, but then other two would not have side note.

[A]

So then nobody wore them.

[C]

Nobody wore them. But I just played golf the day before I did.

[A]

Because you're really trying to fit six in a four person golf cart.

[B]

Exactly.

[C]

But we all fit.

[B]

But it's a roomy golf cart.

[C]

And also I drive golf carts every day I want to golf.

[B]

And also, do you have a license to drive a golf cart? Because I think it's.

[C]

Yes, I do.

[B]

Really?

[C]

And I just got.

[B]

What class is that? What class license?

[C]

I have to add this to the judge. Judge, I just got out of the hospital.

[A]

I just realized. So we were in.

[B]

You got out of the hospital two weeks ago.

[C]

I got out of the hospital.

[B]

You just got out of.

[C]

Just got out of the hospital.

[B]

Just got out of the hospital two weeks ago.

[C]

Still in recovery.

[A]

So we're in a full hearing right now.

[C]

We're in a full court hearing.

[A]

Okay, okay, let me. Let me dial in. I'm a little jet lag.

[B]

Why are you defensive with me? First of all, I'm not the one that mentioned anything about litigation. It was him. What you did yesterday. It was him. No, no one spoke about litigation until Jameson.

[E]

Well, my weighed in was, let's just get the money out of the insurance company. If we Can.

[B]

Yeah, let's sue our friend. Hold on.

[C]

First of all, I just got out the joint. You know this. I was in the pokey before, okay? I was in Chump Pokey, okay? I did some time in county. Then I got up.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

So I was just in the joint. Oh, no.

[B]

She convicted you.

[A]

Yeah, she did.

[C]

She did.

[E]

She did.

[A]

I sent him, too.

[C]

She said.

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I remember.

[C]

She said, he lucky I wasn't dead.

[A]

I sure is. You lucky I wasn't there.

[C]

Sure is.

[A]

Okay, But I'm back now. I can be impartial.

[C]

Okay, so wait. Before you show it.

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I want to.

[A]

Hold on now. I don't like that leg hanging out.

[B]

Hold on. Can we get back to Jameson?

[C]

Yes. What do you want to talk about with Jameson?

[B]

He is starting a world, like.

[E]

Well, first.

[C]

First, we're still leading up to. Ken, don't play it yet. I'm still walking through the moment. Let me get the details. Jeff, you just stop with the video yet. Okay, first of all, I want to say this. Rick and Kelly did nothing wrong. And that's not me defending them because you guys think we're on the same page. It's just they did nothing wrong, okay? And it was. We all were in this cart. Okay? Let's be real. And I love La Kendra. She was partying a little bit. And we were all in this golf cart, and we were driving in there. And then all of a sudden, Judge, on this street. It wasn't a parade. We got barraged with. All of a sudden, Judge, a balloon comes and hits me in the face. And then another balloon hits.

[A]

Are you serious?

[C]

100%.

[A]

I was from, like a. They're having fun. It's somewhere from the street.

[C]

Judge. Judge, they're throwing balloons at my.

[B]

And shooting us with squirt guns.

[C]

Squirt guns. I'm like, what? I'm all. I'm ducking. I got hit with a balloon.

[E]

There's a picture of me, which happens every year. This unknown activity.

[C]

I had no idea.

[E]

You're gonna get known to Jeff.

[C]

I had no idea, Shane. I had no idea.

[B]

Are you working for the prosecution?

[C]

I had no idea.

[A]

See? Okay, but this is important evidence.

[C]

That is the idea.

[E]

Betty Gunvalson got hurt last year. At last year's celebration, she was on a bicycle.

[B]

I thought we'd be safe in a golf cart.

[A]

So it's known that any moving vehicle. Bicycle. It's like, this is the fun thing. We throw.

[E]

We.

[A]

We shoot you with water. We throw water.

[B]

They shot us long before we got to Alabama.

[A]

Okay, but we Got hit many times. Is the reason why you wanted to go to Alabama Avis for this to happen?

[B]

Well, I wanted to show them how you know the festivities.

[A]

Okay, so you wanted them to get hit with the water balloons, but I

[B]

didn't mention anything about lawsuits. That was. Jameson, where do you have your audio from yesterday?

[E]

I do, but I guess my point.

[C]

Everyone was partying.

[A]

Oh, my Lord.

[E]

Balloon people. Oh, yeah. Just to get. Not to, like, have litigation, but just to get cash from the insurance company.

[B]

Why are you putting that out there?

[E]

Oh, I'm just saying. No way they can pay for.

[B]

You're not gonna sue your friend, okay?

[E]

You can sue the city of la.

[B]

There's probably potholes. We don't sue our friends here just

[E]

to get the money from the insurance company, though. Not to be, like, litigious.

[B]

Well, then they're. Insurance premiums go up.

[E]

Oh, no, we don't want. Okay, we don't want. First of all, I mean, in my defense, this is why people have insurance. People get hurt.

[C]

Okay, but it's not there. Listen, imagine you had a cart, okay, and you lent it to Oscar and that chick that he goes to Disneyland with all the time. Shout out, Andy. And Oscar drives.

[B]

That's his blind friend Andy.

[D]

Andy.

[C]

She's not driving. God bless her. And so she drives. She. He drives. She falls off. And then Andy's like, well, let me just sue Jameson's insurance company. His premium goes up, everything. And you're like, all I did was lend you my car.

[E]

I wouldn't be happy about that.

[C]

Of course. So let's think this. We can figure this out.

[B]

First of all, I'd put Andy in a seatbelt. I think she's blind.

[C]

Jeff is starting shit. If you want to be real.

[B]

I'm not starting anything.

[C]

Do you want to do real, or do you want to do radio? That's where we're at right now.

[A]

Oh, my Lord.

[C]

Let's be sensitive.

[B]

I got Kelly Dodd on the line.

[A]

It went there. Oh, my gosh, she is.

[E]

I haven't even gotten to the accident yet.

[C]

I know this motherfucker. You are. You're an agent of chaos. This is Gaos. This is Gaos. Oh, my God. Jameson, for the record, you seem really nervous. I asked Lakendra, I said, let's get you to urgent care. I don't know if she's gone.

[A]

I still have not really understand stood. The moment that she fell off and rolled off, it was. Did a balloon hit you in the face and then you.

[B]

We all got hit by a balloon.

[E]

They made A turn and she fell off?

[C]

Not really at the turn.

[E]

Okay, well, at some point she fell off. She tumbled.

[A]

Had she been hit in the face?

[C]

No, I think she got hit with balloons. We all got hit.

[A]

She's not holding on anywhere. She's got the cup in one hand, a leg outside, and there's her armrest. And she's holding onto the back. She's holding onto Jeff.

[E]

Does anyone know at what point she

[C]

was sitting next to Jeff? Which is probably low key judge.

[B]

I needed a little more room.

[C]

Low key judge. I wouldn't be surprised if he low key pushed her.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

He low key pushed.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

That's an allegation.

[E]

Do we know how soon after this video was taken she exited the golf cart like that?

[C]

Like us? Two seconds.

[B]

Oh, we're going pretty fast, actually.

[C]

That's fast.

[B]

I think you were speeding.

[C]

Jeff, don't. Jeff.

[E]

We're not getting hit here.

[C]

So you really want to push this?

[B]

I just. I don't know. I don't know what the speed limit is. I mean, maybe you were traveling the speed limit. It looks fast to me, but maybe. Maybe that's the speed limit.

[C]

I didn't know golf carts go that fast.

[B]

Are we on the freeway?

[C]

Okay, so you're all driving. There's a curve. Or not a curve. You're getting hit by water balloons.

[A]

This is.

[C]

Or not. What do you mean or not? There's another video we're getting.

[A]

Kendra is consistently kicking her leg out of the car and holding on with one hand.

[B]

I think we got to take Kelly. We got a Witness on line 11.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Kelly Dodd.

[D]

Okay, first of all, do you swear

[B]

to tell the truth, the whole truth,

[D]

nothing but the truth?

[C]

People have insurance.

[E]

I don't want anyone to get sued, but I don't want the Kendra to be out $10,000.

[D]

First of all. Wait, no, no, no. Let me start. Makendra was high and she was drunk. Okay, let's start there. Okay, Those are the facts. Those are the facts. Jamie Kennedy was speeding, and Jeff low key pushed her out.

[C]

No, I didn't. Talking about.

[A]

This is Jeff.

[C]

Let's go against Kelly. Get your lawyer. I'm going against Kelly.

[D]

First of all, you can't. You can't speed on a golf cart.

[C]

Thank you.

[D]

It goes 25 miles an hour. So that. That.

[C]

That Shannon Bedor on the phone.

[B]

I actually. Kelly, be truthful. My back and neck.

[C]

First of all, I want to make. I want to offer this right now. I will pay for Lendra to go to Urgent care. I've told her, I will pay. Go to urgent care. I will pay. I will vent her money right now. Well, we didn't.

[D]

We offered. We offered to pay for her to go to urgent care.

[A]

She hasn't been to urgent care yet. She didn't go to urgent care.

[C]

And we put her in the car with two of her friends who. Jeff was oddly.

[D]

Rick. Rick was urgent care.

[B]

He's not infatuated with anybody.

[C]

We're talking to them a lot, asking them where they're from.

[B]

Oh, being friendly?

[C]

No, but you were like, oh, Jamie, guess her race. And I was like, she's American Indian. And she's like, no, I'm Caribbean.

[B]

Because she said you'd never guessed my race.

[C]

Oh, okay, that's.

[B]

And she said she was some random island in Bahamas or something.

[A]

Oh, my God, Jane, clearly you didn't.

[C]

You know what, Judge? This is. There was a little.

[B]

Gabe called Guess my raise.

[C]

That was his opener. I went into the party, Judge.

[A]

And this is exactly why I celebrate Juneteenth. Because I'm not messing around with y' all on Alabama Avenue. Soon as y' all said y' all were going to Alabama Avenue, I would have sat my black ass down. Like, I'm gonna stay here.

[E]

Ooh.

[A]

Okay. I'm gonna stay right here.

[C]

This is a race crime. This is a race crime in Huntington.

[B]

It's a hate crime.

[A]

No, you know what? Don't even play, okay? I'm trying to figure out how in the world.

[B]

Ask Kelly. We have Kelly on the line.

[A]

Okay, she's still there, but Kelly's in the center. She was waiting. She can't even see behind her. She's in the center in the front.

[C]

I thought I had Alyssa turn the camera.

[A]

She can't see.

[D]

Wait, did you see. Did you see the video? Wait, did you see the video?

[A]

I'm watching it right now.

[B]

I think we have to post it

[D]

so you can see that she is hanging out with her hand. With my cup?

[A]

No, I just said that I see a cup and I see a leg flying out, and the hand is right on the slope of where the seat is in the back. It's on the slope. That's the left hand, but it's moving where the right hand position really should be.

[B]

Why are you laughing?

[A]

Leaning out of this is a tragedy.

[B]

Why are you laughing?

[A]

So listen, Jameson, there's, of course, issues with negligence. Was Jamie driving negligently?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I can't tell right now from what I'm looking at because he has both hands on the Wheel. I'm watching this, and I can't really gauge the speed because I don't see a lot of cars coming.

[D]

Well, it only goes 25 miles an hour, and there's no way. 25 miles an hour.

[A]

Are we driving in the center on the line?

[B]

Who knows where he is? He's on the opposite end of the street.

[A]

Reckless driving, also called contributory negligence, where if a person is contributing to their own situation. I don't like the way Lakendra's hanging out of this golf cart. And that's what I said. I rode a lot of golf carts. CJ's and golf carts aren't no joke. One small bump wall saw one small crack in the road, and you can fall out. And that's exactly what happened. Or I want to hear testimony on. Did Jeff try to push her?

[B]

How dare you?

[A]

I want to know what somebody just said.

[C]

Because then he goes, five days of content.

[A]

No. What?

[C]

I don't want to get canceled.

[A]

But now I can see Jeff in the back. No, I'm looking clearly at Jeff, so I don'. See any furtive movement. I don't see any furtive gestures.

[C]

Yeah, because the camera conveniently cut out.

[A]

Yeah. Who's recording? And then missing the fall.

[C]

I know. Alyssa turned it around and it was like, boom. So look it.

[A]

So we don't get the fall.

[B]

Kelly, I do have a question for you.

[C]

We got. Right after this judge, we got barraged by balloons.

[B]

Kelly, face, Is it true that Jamie took that cart without your permission?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

That's gonna be. Are we doing Randy or are we doing real? Because this is getting crazy.

[A]

She's riding next to him.

[B]

So it's a stolen golf cart, Rick.

[C]

It looks consensual.

[D]

No, no, we're kidding.

[A]

Well, I mean, at the end of

[B]

the day, if you go slow.

[C]

By the way, you got a close up on Jeff and Ty. You gotta pause it because Jeff and Ty are literally having their own picnic. They're like, so happy to be in there. It's like they're on the log flume.

[A]

But Jeff is looking ahead and talking to Ty. He's not even paying attention.

[C]

He's not even paying attention to Lendra at all.

[A]

He's not.

[C]

And Lendra was.

[B]

That's why when I looked, she was gone.

[C]

Lendra was having a good.

[A]

So then you looked and she had rolled out the thing, so. And busted her teeth on the.

[B]

What's that?

[D]

Real quick, real quick, real quick, real quick. Jamie, I. I said her teeth are her moneymakers. Right? She smiles with her teeth. And look at Jamie. He goes, what? And I go, you don't. You don't talk with your teeth. Jamie, show them your teeth when you talk.

[C]

Hi, how are you?

[B]

Oh, you don't talk with your teeth. Now, do you have the evidence here?

[D]

When he. When he went. When Jamie was putting. And talking with his teeth up like that, it was so funny.

[C]

You're over skipping to everyone listening right now. This is your testimony as over.

[B]

Can you show your honor the evidence?

[C]

I will see, Jeff just likes to jump. Just up. I will say this. Judge, before I go into this, I want to tell you this. Kelly has a party, okay? And everyone has a thing at the end of their introduction. She's like, oh, this is John. He was the head fire chief of Huntington Beach. He's also.

[D]

No, Todd.

[C]

Todd. This is Todd. He's head of the fire chief here in Huntington Beach. He's a convicted felon. And then it'll go like this. This is George. He's the head of the school board. Convicted felon. This is my friend Lori. He was a lawyer. Convicted felon. Like this, the party was a bunch of people that were very well to do. All had one felony.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Welcome to the real world. That's pretty much how it goes.

[C]

But then Jeff in the middle.

[B]

But you forgot about the best part,

[D]

when you have a diverse group of friends.

[B]

What about when you introduced Jamie to the entire party? It was like, this is Jamie Kennedy. Remember him?

[C]

Oh, God, he did that. She did that. She called. She made me a living throwback.

[A]

Oh, no.

[C]

She was like, hey, you remember him? Jamie Kennedy. Guys, remember him?

[A]

And I took CJ all the way to Greece to study history. Who knew I would be here with living history? You're as ancient as the relics in Athens.

[C]

Oh, God.

[B]

You did have one guy. Like, he kind of fangirled out one guy.

[C]

Well, there's two other things before we get in, but there was that I was a living throwback. And then there was a guy that was. Apparently had relations with Paige Davis, who was there. And also there was another girl goes, hi, Jamie. Remember me? 2012, Playboy Mansion. And Alyssa's like, hello. Some chick came up, and then she

[D]

sent a picture, and then she pulled out the picture.

[C]

Oh, God, she pulled out a picture.

[A]

Okay, can I. Can we get back to the. I know we were in recess, but can we get back to the hearing? When she rolls off the golf cart, here's what happened.

[C]

Judge, let her ask the question.

[A]

What? You're driving, and you're also two people away, so you don't have a great vantage point of her rolling off.

[C]

No, he didn't know, Judge, we're all in this thing.

[A]

So then people tell you, stop.

[C]

No. Can I?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

We're driving. Chill. Everybody's chill. We're going. We start getting blasted. We got attacks, Beirut, Hamburger Hill, water, hitting guns, everything.

[B]

You got hit in the face.

[C]

I heard that they actually would put. They would freeze these balloons. That's how psycho these people are. And they would throw them frozen, but they thank God they didn't. And we turn and we start driving down the street. And all of a sudden, Alyssa goes, stop, stop. And I go, what? She goes, la.

[A]

Kendra's off.

[C]

So then I'm like, what? And Ty's like, stop the damn car. Stop this motherfucker. Oh, my God. And Jeff's like, what? I go. And I go. And I go, what? And fucking Lakendra is on the ground. I'm not gonna say. Can I say this? Lakendra, I love you, but I'm describing what the judge is asking. A face down, asshole.

[A]

Oh, well, we already saw her panties.

[C]

Yeah. So. No, she was down. And I was like, what is going. Oh, my God, this is crazy. And I thought she'd just fallen off. We go over there. Ty. God bless Ty. God bless this man. Ty's not only protection, but he's also Teddy bear. He's good. And so he's holding her, and then she goes. She said, my tooth.

[A]

Oh, no.

[C]

She says, my tooth. And I look and this poor. She had. She had a chip. But here's the thing.

[A]

A chip.

[C]

Well, it's a chip across three. But I want to say this. It was.

[E]

It was.

[C]

It was. It was intense, but it was. The thing is, there's no blood, so I think she probably broke the falls with the knees and scraped it, which is terrible. This is terrible.

[A]

But her. Her mouth.

[C]

I'm trying to be sensitive.

[A]

Her face. Her whole face?

[C]

Possibly. I assume so.

[D]

No, it was just her teeth. No, her teeth.

[B]

She had a scrape on her nose, so.

[A]

Oh, she didn't really. She didn't really have a lot of facial stuff.

[C]

No, not at all. Just her tooth. She, like, hit her tooth. I think she broke the fall pretty much, but since, you know, whatever happened, she scraped it against the ground. It's terrible. But here's the thing. There was a chip across three, so it's a clean chip across three. And one was bigger than the other, like diagonal.

[D]

So she looked like a. It looked like the Nike symbol.

[C]

So. Okay, Kelly. So. Jesus Christ. So. So she. This is intentional.

[A]

This is terrible.

[C]

It's terrible. It's terrible.

[A]

So it's a swoosh up.

[C]

Yes. Here's the thing, is this is easily bondable, easily fixable.

[B]

Are you. Are you a cosmetic dentist?

[C]

No, but I know I have a great. I have a great dentist. So. So here's the situation. She went in, and then she's like. I felt so bad because she's like, these are my money makers. These are my money makers. And she does. She has a beautiful. And she's like, I'll make my money with my mouth. I smile. And then Kelly comes over. You know, her and Jeff are the same fucking person. And she goes over and she's like. And Kelly looks at her, and Kelly's eyes become saucers.

[B]

Cause mine too.

[A]

Because when you saw it.

[C]

Yeah. And we can't hide it. Kendra's like, oh.

[A]

Cause she hasn't seen herself.

[C]

No, no.

[B]

So she's like, am I okay?

[D]

Am I.

[C]

What is it?

[B]

How bad is it?

[C]

How bad is it? And Kelly goes, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. It's not great. And that's how it started. But I want to be sensitive, seriously, because I know we're recounting, but this is a real thing. It's terrible.

[A]

This is scary.

[C]

It's scary. It's terrible. There's a lot of things that happen. So I don't know where we're gonna draw the line between comedy and recounting it, because I want to be sensitive to Lakendra. I do love her. I will pay for her. What do you call it? Urgent care.

[A]

Well, why don't we just go?

[C]

Why wouldn't I pay for urgent care?

[B]

Negligent.

[C]

And you are, too. But here's the thing.

[E]

But for the record, Judge, I want to say I don't think anyone here is. Is responsible.

[C]

I think. Oh, I mean, I think it could have been prevented.

[E]

No, I think herself.

[B]

Oh, by how could have been prevented?

[C]

You could have held on to her.

[E]

She was.

[C]

And she was. Her body was touching her body.

[B]

Did you see? I was not paying attention. Well, I was dodging, by the way. I got squirt in the face.

[C]

Well, hold on.

[A]

This is literally a full episode of. This is an episode.

[C]

Here's what happened.

[B]

I could not see.

[C]

We turn around. Here's what happen. I turn around, okay? Alyssa's telling me to turn around. Ok? I turn around. Ty is helping Makendra, Okay. And Kelly is like, telling us to call the cops.

[B]

The cops?

[C]

Or she was like, let's go, emergency paramedics. And we look And Jeff is walking away. And with walking away, he goes, Alyssa, come on, let's go. Yeah, he's walking away.

[A]

To his defense, he left the scene.

[C]

Oh, did he leave the scene? He fled. But by the way. And as he's walking away. Judge, judge, judge, judge, I will say, even though he's throwing me under a bus right now, in his defense, he got, like, asked three times for pictures on the walk back. So Alyssa was with them going, we have to go. We have an emergency. People were literally going, it's bravo, Jeff. This is a true story.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

I just don't get recognized very often.

[C]

Yes. So.

[A]

So then you stop for pictures.

[C]

So he walks back. So Kelly was doing directions. Alyssa was taking video. I was driving. Ty was security, and Jeff pushed.

[A]

Oh, no, I don't think I.

[B]

Look, I was temporarily blinded. They were using bullets.

[A]

The entire negligent act started when all of you piled into the golf cart. That really only seats four with six. However, while the golf cart is rolling, everyone else. I mean, Alyssa's a little bit dangerous with this phone out, but everybody else has their hands inside the golf cart. And honestly, Lakendra, this. This is asking for trouble. Although you would never wish this on anyone. You would never wish that someone rolled out of a golf cart. But this is precisely why they tell you keep your hands and legs inside of the golf cart.

[B]

They say that at Disneyland, because now

[A]

you can't tell when you're driving whether her leg is out or not. Now you've got to do. Now, there's a scientific component that if you begin to make a turn and she's hanging halfway out the golf cart due to her own actions, purposeful actions, and that causes her to take a fall, well, then that is negligent on her part. There's a lot going on here at once. This is literally an episode of we the People.

[B]

I would be thinking could be responsible.

[C]

You have two huge, very in shape gay men who are supposed to be sensitive in nature. Now, if a tie was in the middle, this would have never happened. 100%.

[A]

So. So it's somehow Jeff's fault.

[C]

Well, I mean, you could have thought he would hold her, but here's the situation.

[B]

Well, I'm the one that put her armrest down.

[C]

He did. Jeff did.

[A]

I will put the rest down.

[C]

He put the rest down. So she stayed in.

[A]

And then if she would have maybe been riding with that hand, he.

[C]

But she didn't.

[B]

I don't think she had. She was not holding anything. She didn't have anything.

[A]

To break.

[B]

She wasn't holding anything.

[A]

She was set up to fall out of this cart right now.

[C]

But here's the situation. He was holding onto her cup.

[D]

He was holding onto her alcohol.

[A]

And look, look, look, look, look here. One leg is out, and the other leg.

[B]

We're not gonna let go of our drinks, right?

[C]

But, you guys, she was. But everyone in that cart besides me and Ty was faded. Alyssa's four tequilas in. She can hold herself because she's Mexican.

[A]

I was faded.

[B]

I had two drinks the whole day.

[A]

Her left legs are out. That is not true.

[C]

You were baby faded.

[B]

I was not baby faded.

[C]

Ty was fine.

[D]

Jeff didn't drink.

[C]

Kelly was. Kelly was twisted and she was fine. She's got six in her, and I had none. So you were baby faded, dude, because you had two. You were nursing two cups. You did a shot. You had your.

[B]

I did not do a shot.

[C]

You had a shot. You had a whole thing of tequila in front of you. And yet.

[D]

What?

[B]

I only had half of that.

[C]

And you sitting next to one margarita, sitting next to Sue.

[B]

Just because sue drinks.

[C]

Cancer survivor Sue.

[A]

So why. Why has lakindra.

[B]

I gotta tell you something. Your honor. I gotta tell you this thing. Sue, Viver, Kelly, the whole party. That's my friend Sue. She survived cancer three times. And then. So finally she kept. She told, like, six people that. So I'm sitting down there next to Sue. She's like, that's Sue. She survived cancer three times. She goes, it was one time, Kelly.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

And I walk in, and then Kelly

[B]

says, it seemed like three times.

[C]

Oh, my God, no.

[D]

Cause you lost her hair twice.

[C]

You know what, Judge? I walk in and Jeff goes, hey, Jamie, this is Sue. She's drunk and survived cancer. Happy 4th.

[A]

I came out with you guys.

[E]

Does anyone know where Lakendra stands today? I believe we thought she was going to the dentist.

[D]

She's going this morning. So we went back and got the teeth. We went back that night.

[A]

Wait, you found the teeth at midnight?

[C]

Yes, we went after this. Jeff goes like this. Jeff goes, I'm so stressed out. He goes, jamie, get the van. Take me to my fucking hotel. And he goes.

[E]

And he comes.

[D]

He's never coming back here again.

[A]

He's so drunk.

[B]

I said that I'm never coming back here again.

[C]

He said, I'm never.

[A]

To your own home.

[B]

Huntington Beach.

[C]

This is your judge, Judge. This is your fucking witness. He goes, take me, Jamie, right now. Get the fucking van. So I put him in my van, and he's in the van.

[B]

I was in that fucking van of his, that Predator van.

[C]

And so he's in the Predator van,

[D]

and it's a Mystery Machine.

[C]

And he goes like this. He goes. He goes, this is animals. Huntington beach is animals. Get me to Newport. Of course, you know what happens? He goes, get me to Newport. And then we literally cross. He profiles Jeff Judge one port, and he's like, see how clean it is here? See how nice it is here? See how fancy it is? So we go to Newport. He goes, valet this thing. I go, no. He goes, then just pull over. He goes, let us out. I go, alyssa, help me park. He goes, no, Alyssa, come with me. She's gonna get us all doubles. Jamie, meet me by the fucking pool.

[A]

What? That's how it went?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

And meanwhile, poor Lakendra doesn't have teeth, and you all are by the pool.

[C]

Well, we put her in her car for her to go to Urgent.

[B]

Yeah, we found her teeth, but she

[A]

didn't go to emergency.

[B]

You need to give her her teeth back.

[D]

So we went, no, we. We did a Lorena Bobbit. It was like. We were trying to find, like, the dick.

[C]

Like, it was like, Easy Cali.

[A]

All of you guys.

[B]

Well, hold on.

[C]

Then we had drinks.

[B]

I'm not going back to. Honey.

[C]

Jeff had tons of drinks. Watch the fireworks.

[A]

So you FL and went to the pool. It's not safe there.

[C]

He went.

[A]

And. And Lakendra was where?

[C]

Wait, we put my house at her friends. Then Jeff made me go to Huntington. We went to via Alyssa, got us a crazy table. I don't know how she did that, by the way.

[A]

Oh, now you are.

[B]

I'm the one that spotted the table by the swim. I told Alyssa to go get.

[C]

Grab it. So then he goes, gets drinks, calls Shannon Beador, watches fireworks, says, I'm tired, Ty. Let's go to bed. Then me and Alyssa, we're with the two chumps that you left us with. Very nice lady. And then we go back at midnight. I say, this is boring. I call Kelly. Kelly goes, come over. Have some hamburgers. I go to Kelly's at 12:30.

[A]

At midnight.

[C]

At 12:30, Kelly's, like, going to bed. She's like, you're too late. I go, no, I'm hungry. She opens up her fridge. I start eating hamburgers. She goes, let's find the teeth. At 1am we went on a scavenger hunt. And to be honest, show.

[B]

Your Honor, Kelly found the tea.

[A]

Show me what?

[B]

We got the teeth.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

I cannot believe.

[A]

This is the. This is Orange cup.

[C]

The Orange cup. That was the cup.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

It's the evidence of it. The only orange cup. And the teeth.

[B]

You gotta give her her teeth back.

[C]

Cook's teeth.

[A]

Oh, my God. Exhibit A.

[C]

And Kelly wrote on it. What did Kelly write on it?

[A]

La toothless. La toothless. Oh, my God.

[E]

We're looking at three chips. They look like the size of the mini chips.

[A]

Four chips.

[B]

Oh, God. She chipped four teeth?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

And.

[B]

Oh, I thought it was three.

[A]

Oh, all of this.

[B]

Well, how many does she have left?

[C]

She has the rest of her teeth.

[B]

Well, how many is that?

[C]

It's like 22.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

She's down to 18.

[C]

These are partials.

[A]

No, they're. They're shattered. Oh, God.

[C]

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[A]

Do they have what it takes to compete and be the next Dancing with the Stars pro? I'm here to win.

[B]

Nothing is gonna stop me.

[A]

Our star judges will decide.

[C]

This is what hunger looks like.

[A]

It was 100% the wrong choice. Robert Irwin hosts.

[B]

The next era of ballroom starts right

[C]

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All new Mondays, 8, 7 Central on ABC. Next day on Hulu.

[B]

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[D]

Good, I got my judge. Thank you. Thank you so much for having my back in session.

[B]

Now I do have a question. I mean, I think it's great that you guys went back to the war zone at 1am and retrieved said teeth. But don't technically, don't those teeth belong to the rightful owner, which is Lakendra?

[D]

Well yeah, Lakendra called me this morning because she's gonna go see Dr. Michael Spitzer. He's gonna fix her up and she said should I bring the teeth? And then she texted me and said can I get the teeth? I Said, I don't have the teeth. Jamie has the teeth. And he said, you don't need the teeth, but if you have the teeth, bring them. Bring them.

[B]

I really wanted to keep them here in the studio.

[A]

No, let's not.

[E]

The cup.

[B]

But if she needs them. But if she needs them, seriously, she can borrow them.

[A]

The orange cup is here as well.

[C]

The Avril Spritz cup.

[B]

Okay, can we talk about. First of all, I know that you think I was drunk, but I had one margarita.

[D]

No, you weren't.

[B]

One beer. Instead of forced me.

[D]

I was trying to force alcohol down your throat.

[C]

No, you weren't.

[B]

Because honestly, Kelly didn't have the drinks that I would want.

[C]

She had a weird butt plug tequila.

[B]

I didn't love the margarita.

[C]

You know, the butt plug tequila.

[B]

The beer was fine. It was Modelo. It was fine. She did not have anything for the martini. She did not have olive juice. So you know what?

[D]

Actually, I had everything for them. I had Fever Tree, everything.

[B]

No, you didn't, because you weren't prepared. You saved my life because I could have fallen out of the golf cart, too.

[A]

So did you make the turn, Jamie, because someone was throwing a water balloon at you, or were you making the turn to go to the go to Alabama Ave?

[C]

Yeah, going on the route that Jeff said.

[B]

And I didn't say I'm on the back, it was. Kelly was next to you.

[C]

No, no. Jeff goes like this.

[B]

Does it take measures?

[C]

Jeff goes. We're starting to get pounded at the corner. And Jeff goes. Go, go, go.

[A]

Now, did you speed up then? No.

[B]

Yes. He was going at least 55 in a 15.

[A]

Kelly said the card only goes.

[B]

It was a school zone.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Go, go. Because we were getting hit.

[A]

Did you make a sharp turn or did you just turn?

[E]

I turned.

[C]

You can look.

[D]

You just turned.

[B]

No, I didn't get to see her squealing.

[C]

Stop it. Can I say.

[A]

So everyone here that's testifying doesn't seem to say. Well, Jeff says that Jamie was driving too fast.

[B]

I'm not saying anything else without my attorney.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[E]

She's listening.

[A]

Probably Jeff knew the water balloon scenario was likely to happen.

[C]

That's the whole point of the trip. He set us up. This is all for content. He probably gets. Oh, yeah, this is a content place.

[A]

And no one said, lakendra, get your behind back up in this golf cart.

[D]

I was in the front. It happened really fast.

[C]

Wait, her behind was not on the golf cart. Her behind was next to your behind and you.

[B]

It happened so fast.

[A]

Didn't put her Leg back in.

[C]

He put her rest down. I will say that even though me and Jeff are at odds right now, he did put her armrest down. And she did not see.

[B]

You have to understand, we were getting hit with water balloons.

[C]

My eyes were closed.

[B]

Water and water guns. So my eyes were closed. I had both hands on the seat in front of me. When I opened my eyes, she was gone.

[A]

She was gone.

[C]

And here I will say this. In the middle of all this, we're back in the alley. Rick's like, what is happening? What's going on? And. And. And we're like, get up, get up, get up. Get a kit. So he goes.

[B]

He did act fast that night.

[C]

He did. Rick was great. We get a kit.

[A]

An emergency.

[C]

Jeff's over running in the corner.

[B]

Kelly.

[C]

I'm like, kelly, don't tell anyone. Running in the corner.

[B]

Shane, stop causing problems.

[C]

Kelly. Kelly's going, where are you going? Kelly's going, what face were you making? There's an accident. I'm like, don't talk, Kelly. She's getting all the neighbors involved. Okay. Ty is being a wet nurse. And then at one point, for some Bobby. I look at my phone. No, I look at my phone at one point, and I look down and my Instagram comes up, and what do I see? I see a picture of Jameson and his boyfriend in Speedos.

[D]

Wait, what?

[C]

In the middle. And I look down and all this.

[B]

That's the true accident.

[C]

All this chaos is going. I go, I really wish I was the third guy in a Speedo right now.

[E]

Jamie, me and Frank's bulges are always with you.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[E]

Thank you.

[C]

It was great that day. So Ty's over there taking care of everybody. Like, Ty's there. He's.

[A]

I don't need to see that.

[C]

So, wait, so, hey, let's be sensitive, man. I'm serious. But I'm sorry, but we're trying to recap absolute chaos. No, it's chaos. So the. Ty's over there. He is being the best. He's really.

[B]

I mean, he was.

[C]

And Rick was great, too. She didn't want to have the alcohol on her because it burned. So she's like, please don't burn it. Burn?

[A]

Well, why not go directly to emergency? She could have had a.

[C]

Well, we were. Her friends were getting the car, and as we're doing that, we're treating her. So Ty's literally there doing this, doing everything, trying to put bandages on all this.

[E]

And where's Jeff?

[C]

No, let me. Oh, Jeff is down the street with making Alyssa do Something. Okay, so now. So hold on.

[A]

So you. You left.

[C]

Wait. Okay, I have to say the story. So then this chick comes. This is. This is Bobby Kelly's friend. Bobby, right? And Bobby.

[B]

Drunk. She was drunk.

[C]

Bobby comes over. Epitome. And I like Bobby. Karen, this can't.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

Judge. He jumps everything. And she comes up and says, what the fuck he's going on? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Your knee.

[A]

Your knee.

[C]

And so she goes, guys, get out. Get the fuck out. This girl's only. And. And we're like, what? And she takes her hand, Judge.

[B]

And pushes tight.

[C]

She pushes. Put. Hand, pushes. Ty, the only nurse. And he's big. He could be a linebacker. And we all walk off. And Ty goes like this, tiger. He goes. He's sitting there. He start looking down on the ground. He goes, bitch, put hands on me.

[A]

I can't.

[C]

He go, where was she at? Where was she at? And then he goes, you're 20 minutes late, bitch. What's her name? What's her goddamn name? Oh, my God. Medea came. Came out. Everybody came out. He was.

[B]

He's the one that picked her up off the street, held her, got her in the golf cart, sat with her, like. And then this comes in.

[D]

And then a half an hour later, Bobby comes back in. And then he goes, girls only.

[C]

Girls only. And not only, Judge. Judge. He's a gay black man. There's a double crime there.

[A]

Let me tell you something. This is a nightmare.

[C]

No, it is.

[A]

I mean, this is just a nightmare.

[C]

It is. It was a great day until this happened. And again, I want to say this. Cause it's terrible what happened with Kendra. We have to all bound together and help her out. I don't want her to think you're joking about it, Jeff. But you're making fun of the situation.

[B]

I laugh in inappropriate situations.

[C]

No, you do, Jeff. You have a mental issue. And I love you to death, but you have a mental issue.

[B]

Because when she smiled and I saw the teeth, I started laughing and I had to walk away.

[A]

Okay, see, now you're testifying to the truth. I couldn't.

[B]

Kelly, you did, too.

[A]

Where is he? Where is he going? You were trying not to laugh because of the way her smile looked when she. When she.

[B]

Yes. And I didn't want her to see me laugh at her, so I turned around and I walked away.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

And I have never. I don't know when the last time I laughed that hard.

[C]

Judge, would you like to get sued? Judge? And Kelly, I'm like, don't tell anyone. And Kelly's like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's like neighbors are coming out. What's going on? And, like, was like 10 people in the driveway. It was crazy.

[A]

But that Bobby, an absolute spectacle. But Bobby, here's a. Bobby is Karen.

[C]

Bobby is a Karen. She was drunk and she pushed Ty. And we talked about two hotels later. Ty was still talking about it.

[B]

Oh, he was.

[A]

He didn't like it. No, I don't like it either.

[B]

She literally, like, take her. She took her hand and she just kind of pushed him out of the way. Go, go.

[D]

The nicest sweet guy is the nicest sweetest guy. And then he. He. We're all sitting outside, and then Bobby comes back out, and Ty goes, what the fuck? You're back again. And I start laughing.

[C]

No, he said it to me. He's like, I put it on her knee. I put a bandage on her knee, right? I put a bandage on her elbow. What the fuck she do

[A]

that part?

[C]

Yo, I'm crying. But Bobby was literally. She was Karen. She was a white wine warrior. She was wasted. She was white wine.

[A]

A white wine warrior.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

She was wasted. She had a whole box of Franzies, and it was wrong, Bobby. And you should call and apologize. You should apologize to Ty.

[A]

That's true.

[C]

And Jameson, you would have been livid.

[E]

I would have been with Ty on this one. Bobby, you owe him an apology.

[A]

I agree. I agree. I agree totally.

[D]

I can't say sorry. I apologize. I thought they're gonna talk about you on the radio, Bobby. She's like, but I apologize.

[C]

So wait, just to get this straight, I got out of the hospital, Jeff

[B]

Drive two weeks ago.

[C]

I also said we. Also, Jeff knew that Lendra did party hard, and you did put her on.

[B]

I didn't know, honestly.

[C]

Oh, how convenient. I didn't know. She literally said, the edible's kicking in.

[B]

I did not know. I had no idea. Kicking out, obviously. If I thought that somebody was gonna fall out of a golf cart, you know, I would not invited them.

[C]

Is that true? Or put her in the middle or.

[B]

I would have put her. I put a seatbelt on. I would have put a seatbelt. If I thought at any point in time that she was, you know, disoriented in any way, I would have. I would have put a seat belt on her. Jamie, did you have any other comments you wanted to make?

[C]

Put hands on me.

[D]

You know.

[A]

You know what? I can't. Poor Ty.

[C]

Poor Ty's the man.

[A]

I mean, he done got caught up in this craziness.

[B]

I Know.

[A]

I mean, he just got here.

[C]

Ty's the man.

[A]

Insanity.

[D]

And it's like Kendra is second year drives on this.

[B]

Yeah, cuz Vicki got injured last year.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

I just want to say this. Jeff knew and Kelly knew. So no more golf carts when we go to LA County. Those two set us up. That's a hundred.

[A]

Is Lender okay? Emotionally. Physically, we know she's got to get her teeth, but.

[C]

No, that's what I'm saying. Like, we shouldn't be. I understand it because she's. No, I mean, I can't imagine what she's going through, but we have to be. We gotta be.

[A]

Should have gone immediately to urgent care.

[B]

That's what I said.

[C]

That's what she should do.

[E]

She's supposed to be here on Thursday as well, so we're gonna find her out, hopefully.

[A]

And this fix.

[E]

The.

[A]

The dentist can fix this. I mean, they can fix this.

[B]

Most important, not without the teeth.

[A]

Well, yes, they can.

[B]

You got to give her her teeth back. Yeah, but I was worried about a concussion.

[A]

Me too.

[C]

Well, that's why she should go to urgent care. And I'm telling you right now, hey, I'll Venmo her money right now. She should go to urgent care. Burbank Urgent care. It's awesome. Shout out, Burbank. Yeah. I don't know, but let's just be honest. Other than this. Jeff, it was a fun party.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

It was a really fun party. She had a crazy group of people.

[C]

Kelly gets a lot of rap, you know, Judge. She had every color of the rainbow there. I saw two twinks and an international twink. It was international.

[A]

Diversity was on display.

[C]

We had people from West Indies. We had people from Detroit.

[A]

And y'. All.

[B]

All people would never think that of Kelly. I thought they hired extras.

[D]

I know.

[C]

I think so. Oh, my God. I really did.

[D]

I had my friends for 20 years.

[C]

We had two women that Kelly had working around the clock on there, didn't speak a lick of English, but he's like, wipe that, wipe that, wipe that. Kelly had a lot.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Don't get in trouble.

[C]

I know.

[A]

Everybody. Everybody remain.

[B]

Yeah. Yes.

[E]

Okay, good.

[B]

Well, we had a respectful. We had a very nice 4th until the accident, but then we also had a nice fourth after the accident.

[A]

Sounds like you did.

[B]

Because we went to the vea and we had the best table for fireworks. You could.

[C]

You.

[B]

You could not get a better table.

[A]

Kendra, all this time, she went to

[C]

Kelly's with two girlfriends and just stayed at Kelly's.

[B]

No, they took her to Santa Monica. I don't know. Like, the girls had a hotel in Santa Monica. They took her to Santa Monica. I think, like, Henry didn't want to ruin their evening, which is probably why she didn't go to urgent care.

[C]

They wanted to take her. They knew it was a big deal, though.

[A]

That sounds like a huge deal. I'm. I'm really concerned. I want her to go to.

[C]

Oh, we forgot something.

[D]

So, Judge, what is the consensus here? Who's at fault? Who's at fault?

[C]

Before we say this?

[B]

That's a good question.

[C]

Jeff did say this at one point. He goes. This is Jeff. He goes, is it too soon? No, I'm not even gonna do the joke. I'm not gonna do it. Go ahead, Judge.

[B]

I started calling.

[D]

Yeah. He said, is it too soon to call her, Chip?

[C]

Yeah, that's what he said.

[A]

You know what?

[C]

Stop it.

[B]

It was not appropriate. I should have waited.

[C]

Judge, we have two minutes. It's your.

[B]

I should have waited another half an hour.

[A]

Based upon the evidence that was presented today, the evidence that I saw, the video, evidence that I was able to review, and also some other testimony. No, look, I was really looking to see what Jamie was doing when he was driving. From what I saw on the video, he wasn't speeding. He had both hands on the wheel. He was looking straight ahead. Even with all the commotion in the car, he wasn't looking behind him. Nothing. I didn't see everything.

[B]

He's pretty good driver.

[A]

Now, I saw her handrail down in the car. Which you did for safety. I do think maybe you could have warned and said, now about at this spot, we're going to start getting hit with water balloons. But that was a part of your joke.

[C]

No, no.

[B]

We got hit the second we pulled out of the alley.

[A]

Okay?

[D]

So, yeah, they went too soon. Usually Alabama is where they are.

[A]

So you weren't. You weren't ready. You weren't aware that it was coming. But even with that, there's been no testimony that because of the water balloon, a turn was made or something negligent happened. But this is very unfortunate, and I don't see that anybody else was negligent.

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