Lisa Barlow & Doug Budin

Summary

Jeff Lewis Has Issues – Episode Featuring Lisa Barlow & Doug Buden
Released on December 20, 2024 | Host: Jeff Lewis | Guests: Lisa Barlow & Doug Buden

In this fiery episode of Jeff Lewis Has Issues, host Jeff Lewis sits down with Real Housewives alumna Lisa Barlow and culinary enthusiast Doug Buden to delve into a myriad of topics ranging from the intricacies of reality TV real estate to personal mishaps and lifestyle choices. The trio navigates through discussions filled with humor, candid admissions, and sharp insights, offering listeners an unfiltered glimpse into their lives.

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1. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City: Real vs. Fake Homes

The conversation kicks off with Jeff’s curiosity about the homes featured on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. He questions the authenticity of the residences showcased on the show, leading to a detailed discussion about the use of facades and the true ownership of these properties.

• Jeff Lewis [01:06]: “We talk about fake tans, real furs, and the real housewives of Salt Lake City... the home that you show that's yours is actually not yours.”
• Lisa Barlow [01:37]: “So it's not mine... Yeah, I don't want anyone... They use chryons for everything else.”

Jeff and Lisa estimate the real estate values of the housewives, highlighting the impressive property prices in Salt Lake City, with houses valued between $3 to $4 million.

• Lisa Barlow [02:31]: “I would say three million.”
• Lisa Barlow [03:06]: “Mary lives in a different pocket... 4 million.”

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2. Fashion and Lifestyle in Salt Lake City

Transitioning from real estate, the trio discusses the unique climate of Salt Lake City and its impact on fashion choices, particularly the reluctance to wear heavy coats despite the cold.

• Jeff Lewis [04:35]: “I have a great coat collection. I'd like to show off more.”
• Lisa Barlow [05:08]: “I just got the coolest real fur mittens that I can't wait to wear this winter.”

The conversation shifts to the debate between real fur versus faux fur, with Lisa passionately advocating for real fur for environmental benefits.

• Lisa Barlow [05:10]: “I wear real fur because... better for the environment.”
• Jeff Lewis [05:35]: “How many real furs do you have?”
• Lisa Barlow [05:37]: “28. More? Maybe more.”

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3. Plane Travel and Safety Protocols

A humorous yet serious segment unfolds as the guests discuss the importance of opening window shades during takeoff and landing for safety reasons.

• Jeff Lewis [07:07]: “It's a safety protocol... no one's doing it.”
• Doug Buden [07:22]: “That's the rule during takeoff and landing... ensure space for evacuation.”

Lisa shares her experiences, emphasizing the necessity of these protocols, despite some passengers' reluctance.

• Lisa Barlow [07:42]: “I'm kind of the girl that loves the shades down... you've changed my view.”

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4. Personal Anecdotes: Jeff's Troublesome Dog

Jeff opens up about his two-year-old puppy, Toby, who recently caused significant damage by chewing up his Range Rover fob and universal remote, leading to unexpected expenses.

• Jeff Lewis [17:02]: “Toby jumped up, took the Range Rover fob and chewed it up. That's why he's still calling him a puppy.”
• Doug Buden [18:12]: “You spent $1,000?”

Jeff recounts the frustration and the costly aftermath, adding a touch of humor to the situation.

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5. Relationships Among Real Housewives: Jared and Brittany

The discussion turns to the tumultuous relationship between Jared and Brittany, exploring their on-again, off-again dynamics and Jeff’s observations on their compatibility.

• Lisa Barlow [29:49]: “She's a fuckboy... she should move on.”
• Jeff Lewis [31:19]: “She's one of those I can fix him girls.”

The trio debates the sustainability of their relationship, considering Jared’s behavior and Brittany’s expectations.

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6. Hair Controversy: “High Body Count Hair”

A heated moment arises when Brittany is criticized for her hair styling, labeled as “high body count hair,” which deeply affects her.

• Jeff Lewis [24:31]: “Do you agree that she had high body count hair?”
• Lisa Barlow [24:55]: “She had very high body count hair...”
• Doug Buden [25:57]: “I scratch that off my resume.”

Jeff and Lisa express their discomfort with the derogatory comment, highlighting the emotional impact on Brittany.

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7. Culinary Insights with Doug Buden

Doug shares his passion for cooking, specifically his approach to making authentic shrimp cocktail from scratch, contrasting it with store-bought alternatives.

• Doug Buden [32:36]: “We're making cocktail sauce and cocktail shrimp.”
• Jeff Lewis [32:50]: “I buy it frozen at Gelson's... it tastes good to me, but it's gross.”

He emphasizes the importance of quality ingredients and traditional methods in creating flavorful dishes.

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8. Lisa Barlow’s Tanning Salon Incident

In a candid revelation, Lisa recounts an unsettling experience where she was banned from a local tanning salon despite being a long-time customer, leading to a confrontation and eventual ejection from the premises.

• Lisa Barlow [34:35]: “I went in, and it was like 30 minutes before they're closing... I'm a second time offender.”
• Jeff Lewis [35:31]: “Did you ask to speak to the manager?”
• Lisa Barlow [35:47]: “I know your little lotion deal... I can't let you tan because I'll get fired.”

The incident underscores issues of customer service and personal identity within business establishments.

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Conclusion

Throughout the episode, Jeff Lewis, alongside Lisa Barlow and Doug Buden, navigates a spectrum of topics with their characteristic no-filter honesty. From critiquing reality TV's portrayal of luxury living to sharing personal woes and lifestyle choices, the trio provides listeners with a blend of entertainment and genuine conversation. Notable moments include Jeff lamenting his dog’s destructive antics and Lisa’s bold stance on real fur usage, all while maintaining a lively and engaging dialogue that captures the essence of their dynamic relationships.

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Notable Quotes:

• Jeff Lewis [01:06]: “We talk about fake tans, real furs, and the real housewives of Salt Lake City.”
• Lisa Barlow [05:37]: “28. More? Maybe more.”
• Jeff Lewis [07:07]: “It's a safety protocol... no one's doing it.”
• Lisa Barlow [29:49]: “She's a fuckboy... she should move on.”
• Lisa Barlow [34:35]: “I went in, and it was like 30 minutes before they're closing... I'm a second time offender.”

This episode is a must-listen for fans seeking an unvarnished look into the lives of the Real Housewives and beyond, presented with the sharp wit and candidness that Jeff Lewis is renowned for.

Transcript

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[Jeff Lewis]

Cheers to a great day and this ice cold Corona. You know what would make this day even better?

[Lisa Barlow]

My grandma's carne asada. Throw in some music. We can watch the game.

[Jeff Lewis]

Or we could keep it simple. Corona la vida Masvina. Get your [e-mail] we're luckily responsibly Corona Extra beer. Imported by Crying Port Chicago, Illinois.

[Doug Buden]

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm sorry. We didn't mean to offend anybody. We offend everybody. We live in a nest of positivity. I live in a nest of negativity.

[Lisa Barlow]

She said, I swear you'll love him. I said, you could swear all day long. I hate that guy. Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In today's episode, Lisa Barlow and Doug Buden join the show. We talk about fake tans, real furs, and the real housewives of Salt Lake City. We were just talking about Salt Lake City, gorgeous. We were just talking about Salt Lake City. I'm so curious because I have, you know, I've watched every episode and I'm curious about real estate because I'm watching all these people's homes and I hope it's okay for me. I mean, I'm saying this to defend you. The home that you show that's yours is actually not yours. Right.

[Lisa Barlow]

So it's not mine.

[Jeff Lewis]

So they use the facade of someone else's house so that way viewers don't find your real home.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, I don't want anyone.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can I tell you, I'm so glad to hear that because I just, I don't love the house that they're showing that's yours. And I don't think it's reflective of who you are as it's not reflective of who you are as an icon.

[Doug Buden]

Shouldn't it say that like representative house.

[Lisa Barlow]

Or, you know, not actual house. They use chirons for everything else. I'm surprised they don't use it for my house.

[Jeff Lewis]

But other people have shown their real homes.

[Lisa Barlow]

They do.

[Jeff Lewis]

So and I looked to because I was curious because I know that Heather had purchased a home in the last, what, year or two, Right?

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, the last two years.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I think she paid maybe 2.8, 2.9.

[Lisa Barlow]

I love that you know this.

[Jeff Lewis]

I looked. So I'm just curious, like, what for Salt Lake City real estate? Like, what is. Like Brittany, what is. It's cute house. Like, what, what would that house go for?

[Lisa Barlow]

I mean, I'm not a real estate agent. Just a guess. I would say three million.

[Doug Buden]

Wow.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Brittany's house is three million.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah. There's different pockets in Utah that are more expensive than others. And obviously Park City is very expensive in Utah. Like where I live. I think it's the second or third wealthiest cities in Salt Lake.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. And so then where does Mary live?

[Lisa Barlow]

Mary lives up by the. I shouldn't say where Mary lives. Not in that Mary. No. Mary lives in a different pocket. She's right in Salt Lake in a beautiful gated community.

[Jeff Lewis]

And what do you think that house is worth?

[Lisa Barlow]

4 million.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Lisa Barlow]

Maybe more. Maybe more. Utah's expensive.

[Doug Buden]

Did she get. She got rid of that green carpet.

[Lisa Barlow]

She has beautiful white carpet. She went with a more of a monochromatic feel throughout the house with accessories.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, angie's is around 4, I think, because I noticed that I had read that she'd listed it.

[Lisa Barlow]

She did list it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did she sell it?

[Lisa Barlow]

I don't know. I'm not sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's a nice house. Looks like a pretty view.

[Lisa Barlow]

Shawn built it.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then. Let's see. So, Bronwyn, what does that house do you think that's a. That's a very unique home.

[Lisa Barlow]

It's a very unique home. And from what I understand, it sat vacant for a little bit.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Lisa Barlow]

And was probably like four.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow. Okay. I was very curious.

[Lisa Barlow]

Three and point eight four. Utah is expensive.

[Unknown Speaker]

There's a new show selling slc. That's all.

[Doug Buden]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

About this, I thought, oh, I need to check it out.

[Doug Buden]

I thought you were leading to it. Just premiered this.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, no.

[Doug Buden]

It's called Selling slc. And it's all about the real estate in Salt Lake City.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right. But it still doesn't tell me what the Real Housewives houses are worth. You know what I'm saying?

[Lisa Barlow]

And I feel like we always film during the winter, so you can't see how beautiful everything is. It's all, like, brown. And I grew up in New York. I'm used to treeline freeways. It's very different in Utah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I, I, I noticed that some of those scenes that you film are outside and not. You don't always have jackets on it looks like it's pretty cold.

[Lisa Barlow]

You know, Utah has a dry cold. And I rarely wear a jacket during the winter. It has to be really cold, like 10, 20 before I'll put a coat on.

[Jeff Lewis]

Really? Yeah.

[Lisa Barlow]

It's a dry cold if it is 68. I noticed everyone was wearing coats yesterday, and I was not. I was in a tank.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was just wondering if people like, oh, I don't want to ruin my outfit by putting a coat over it. And so people were not purposely wearing coats, but they're just not cold because they're used to it.

[Lisa Barlow]

They're just used to it. And I have a great coat collection. I'd like to show off more. And I was too warm.

[Doug Buden]

Heather does too. Heather. I take note because I'm always like, wow, I have one coat. So I would just wear the same coat all winter. But these housewives have multitude of coats. They are with different colors.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you allowed to wear real fur there?

[Lisa Barlow]

I wear real fur because. Here you go. It's like, better for the environment. I feel like everyone should be wearing real and not faux.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. So does every. Does. Do most people have real fur there?

[Lisa Barlow]

Take I, Nadjia Saraski.

[Doug Buden]

You've heard it?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Lisa Barlow]

Did a whole study on this. And you can watch water school. Like, what damages, like, what we need as humans. And it's not always great for, like, our environment. So you should wear real fur always.

[Jeff Lewis]

How many real furs do you have?

[Lisa Barlow]

28.

[Doug Buden]

What?

[Lisa Barlow]

More? Maybe more.

[Doug Buden]

Where do you keep. Do you keep them in a vault?

[Lisa Barlow]

I have, like a cold storage room downstairs that I keep them in that's racked.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Doug Buden]

Like a temperature control.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you wear them on the show though?

[Lisa Barlow]

I do. You'll notice when I'm walking into parties in the evening, I always have a great fur on.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you tell people they're faux?

[Lisa Barlow]

No, I always say it's real. I'm proud.

[Doug Buden]

And is it just.

[Lisa Barlow]

There's nothing. There's one thing that's faux about me.

[Doug Buden]

Do you have hats and muffs and, like, all the fur lines?

[Lisa Barlow]

I just got the coolest real fur mittens that I can't wait to wear this winter.

[Doug Buden]

Mittens.

[Lisa Barlow]

You're gonna love them. Mittens.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you have, like short jackets? Long jackets.

[Lisa Barlow]

Short, long. Like, I grew up with a mom that looks like Anna Wintour, but. And she's like, really beautiful. And she always wears a long mink in the winter.

[Doug Buden]

I'm going shopping at Lisa Barlow's basement.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yes. Come over.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did your mom ever have a real fur?

[Doug Buden]

She did.

[Jeff Lewis]

Ye.

[Doug Buden]

And she got. There was a place that used to advertise like, you'll walk in and you'll look like a million. It was ritz Ritz on 57th Street. And she had a full length mink. And then I feel like in the 80s, she had it shortened into like a jacket and a stole or something.

[Jeff Lewis]

Does she wear it anymore?

[Doug Buden]

No, no, but I have because it's.

[Jeff Lewis]

Good for the environment.

[Doug Buden]

Yeah, my mom is an environmentalist. I have a shearling that's a real shearling that I got at a place on the Upper west side called Beau Brummel. The most expensive article of clothes I ever. That was ever purchased for me. And I still have it, but I can't wear it anywhere. Last time I wore it was in Park City.

[Jeff Lewis]

By the way, Doug told me this morning that it is a safety protocol that people, when you're on planes that you're supposed to lift those window shades up during takeoff and landing, but no one's doing it.

[Doug Buden]

Redemption for you and me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. Because we were talking about this the other day. I don't like when we're on planes and all the shades are down and I can't see, like when we're taking off and landing. And you know, it's like if you crash. Did we crash in water? Or do I need my life jacket? Or if. Is there a fire on the right side? Because then I'm going to get on the left side. But I don't know because all the shades are down.

[Doug Buden]

Right.

[Lisa Barlow]

I'm kind of the girl that loves the shades down. But you've changed my view. Just during takeoff and landing intended.

[Doug Buden]

That is the rule during takeoff and landing. That's. Your seats have to be upright, your tray tables. That's to make sure that it's, God forbid you have to exit, that there's enough space for the people in the window to get through the other two seats to get to the aisle. That's why you want your seats up and your tray tables up.

[Unknown Speaker]

Especially in 17C. You need that extra space.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, were you in. Were you in 17C?

[Lisa Barlow]

I was in 17C. And that was not a 49 minute flight. It was an hour and a half, two hours.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know. I have to say, I'm like. When I was watching the Confessional, I'm like, I bet she's exaggerating. It seems like it's longer.

[Lisa Barlow]

It's way longer.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then I googled it. It was like an hour and 40 minutes or something.

[Lisa Barlow]

And you have to wait at the airport and get Your check back.

[Jeff Lewis]

So let's dive into this because this. This triggered me. Okay. You know, I just think, you know, I've been on other people's planes before. We've charted a plane before. If you invite people, you know, you just assume you've got a ride home.

[Doug Buden]

Do you need to explain for people listening?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yes. Go ahead, Doug. Thank you.

[Doug Buden]

So basically, there was a cast trip in Salt Lake City, and all of the housewives were flown private, going to the destination. It was only just before flying back home that they found out that their host did not plan to fly them private flying home. They were booked in coach on a commercial airplane. And the only two seats, there were four seats available in first class. Two of them were taken by the host and her husband. And then one of the housewives was given the other first class. Everybody else had to fly back coach.

[Jeff Lewis]

I just think if you're hosting this big birthday party and you're saying, you know, we've charted a plane, you just assume you're getting a ride home.

[Doug Buden]

Unless you just says, one way.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. Who flies one way?

[Lisa Barlow]

Who flies one way? Private. It was really, really weird.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's so weird.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah. I thought it was crazy. And when I. When they were Angie's, like, what seat are you in? I'm like, what do you mean, what seat am I in? We're going to the Jet Center. Like, what seat are you in?

[Jeff Lewis]

Right.

[Lisa Barlow]

And then that's when I found out we were going home coach. And I would have liked the option to upgrade myself or buy my own ticket home. And I feel like my rights were taken away from me.

[Jeff Lewis]

I just felt like we normally. If we're flying and we're flying with other people, we will send an itinerary. So you have an idea, Number one. Number two, did they really wait till the last day to spring this on you?

[Lisa Barlow]

The last minute? Like, we were taking our photo before leaving. And then that's when I found out we were going home coach.

[Jeff Lewis]

Was this a producer thing or was this.

[Lisa Barlow]

I think it was a Bronwyn thing.

[Doug Buden]

But they had to know. The production had to know.

[Lisa Barlow]

They had to have known.

[Doug Buden]

They have call sheets.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I think to put this in more like relatable terms, right? It's like, I'm going to drive you down to the Brea Improv on Thursday. You know, you can ride in my car, and then I'm going to send you home on the bus.

[Doug Buden]

Right at the end of the show, it's when you would say, how are you getting home?

[Lisa Barlow]

I didn't love it. I did not love it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I just thought it was really tacky.

[Doug Buden]

Weird.

[Jeff Lewis]

Really tacky.

[Lisa Barlow]

And when we were at the Palm Springs airport, we were all having lunch, and Bronwyn was inside with Todd, like, right. Right at the terminal entrance. And I was like, hey, do you want to come out and have lunch with us? Like, come back out here? I was still really pleasant after, and I was inclusive. I had her, like, at our table. Went and got her. Todd declined the invite, but Bronwyn took it and came and hung out with us.

[Jeff Lewis]

I could imagine they would be embarrassed. I would be embarrassed.

[Lisa Barlow]

I would be embarrassed because I don't think it's like, if you can't afford to keep the plane there for 36 hours, don't fly us down on a private plane.

[Jeff Lewis]

I tend to agree.

[Doug Buden]

Do you have. Is that what you have to do? You have to pay to keep.

[Lisa Barlow]

Well, you just put the pilots up. Yeah, you put the pilots up in, like, a. You know, you get them lodging.

[Doug Buden]

Yeah.

[Lisa Barlow]

And then you fly the plane home. So.

[Jeff Lewis]

And look, I don't care. I don't so much care about it. Like, if it was all up front.

[Lisa Barlow]

If it was up front, it would be amazing.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know, Todd had chartered a plane. On the way down, we're gonna fly home. Such and such airline. You know, I just think, again, communication. But to spring it on. To spring it on you, last minute tells me she knew she was doing something wrong.

[Lisa Barlow]

I agree 100%.

[Jeff Lewis]

And look, it's not about flying coach. We all, you know, in a pinch, will fly coach or whatever. It's not about that.

[Lisa Barlow]

Kanye did it for Kim.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's not. And it's not. It's not about that. It's just, let us know. Let you know, so you can make other arrangements if you like. Or some people might say, you know what? It's an hour and 40 minutes. Big deal. I don't care.

[Doug Buden]

But you're prepared. I would pack the same. I would bring my fur. If I knew I was gonna fly home in 17C, I would say, well, I'll leave my fur home.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're right.

[Doug Buden]

I'll only bring my little fur.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know what? You're right. Because when you check your luggage, you have to have all these, like, TSA compliant, you know, not if it's checked.

[Unknown Speaker]

But then you have to check these bags. I have to wait at baggage claim at Salt Lake City for the whole time. It's just. It's weird. I mean, you. You would have just had to check everything you brought and the Sizes wouldn't matter. But then you have to check all your bags.

[Lisa Barlow]

You could die back there. I didn't like it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I thought it was really just same. Yeah.

[Doug Buden]

And then for her to fly first class was even.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, that was even more of a.

[Lisa Barlow]

And when she said, I put myself where I wanted to be, I'm like, I would have liked to have put myself where I wanted to be.

[Doug Buden]

You didn't have the option.

[Lisa Barlow]

I didn't have the option.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I think, you know, she probably might have known your reaction, which is why she sprung it on you in the last minute, which I have. Let me ask you this. So she said, lisa, look, I know this was going to be an issue, so I bought you and John the other two first class tickets. My guess is no one else would have cared. You cared. And you were very. But here's the thing. It's not. I'm sure they all cared. You were just verbal about it.

[Lisa Barlow]

She put Brittany and Heather in those two seats.

[Unknown Speaker]

What?

[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Lisa Barlow]

I know. That's what was so strange to me, because I'm like, if you can buy her a first class ticket, why are you so upset that I'm calling her?

[Jeff Lewis]

It just was a catfish situation.

[Lisa Barlow]

Catfish for sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, let me ask you this. There's. During the Palm Springs trip. No. The accommodations looked amazing.

[Lisa Barlow]

The house was cute.

[Doug Buden]

Cute. I looked really nice.

[Jeff Lewis]

You seemed to like it when you were staying there.

[Lisa Barlow]

You know what? I thought it was cute. My girlfriend has. My best friend has a house in the Madison Club. And I think once you've done that, or the thermal club on the Porsche track, it's kind of hard to think anything else is anything but cute.

[Jeff Lewis]

But that was. That was nice. I thought it was nice.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah. It was n an equestrian, so it was a pretty property.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did they pay for that or did Bravo pay for that?

[Lisa Barlow]

I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure. I think Bronwyn paid for it for the one night.

[Jeff Lewis]

For we only there one night.

[Lisa Barlow]

Only there one night.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's it.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yes. I won. Let's go away for the 36 hours.

[Jeff Lewis]

That is so weird. Let's go away for the weekend. For the birthday weekend. And then we're gonna stay. Oh, and we're gonna stay one night. And one night.

[Doug Buden]

I don't even.

[Jeff Lewis]

We're gonna fly private one way.

[Unknown Speaker]

Fly commercial home.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. The $4 million necklace, apparently, allegedly, that was given to her as an anniversary gift. Have you ever seen it again?

[Lisa Barlow]

You know, she said Todd gave it to her as a gift.

[Jeff Lewis]

That wasn't my Question. Have you seen it again?

[Lisa Barlow]

I mean, I haven't been paying attention.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have to have a pretty. Pretty high net worth to spend $4 million to spend 4 million on one piece of jewelry.

[Doug Buden]

Well, just because it's a $4 million necklace doesn't mean he spent 4 million.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you have to have a pretty high net worth to even spend a million or 2 million on one piece of jewelry. Do you believe that that was indeed a gift, or do you think it was potentially just borrowed? Or was it lab grown diamonds? Or was it just a really good.

[Lisa Barlow]

Foe or cubic zirconian? But I don't think it was that. But I do think she said vehemently that she and Todd bought the necklace and some hoop earrings.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. But no one's seen the necklace since. I mean, I. You'd. I mean, I'd be wearing it 24 7.

[Lisa Barlow]

Well, I would wear it with a T shirt. I'd wrap it around my wrist as a bracelet.

[Doug Buden]

Maybe it'll make an appearance now. But, you know, even last night, I.

[Jeff Lewis]

Think she'll borrow it again.

[Unknown Speaker]

Well, she should have worn it to the reunion if she owned it.

[Lisa Barlow]

She had a really cool neckline on her dress for the reunion. I did love her reunion dress.

[Unknown Speaker]

Okay.

[Lisa Barlow]

But a necklace wouldn't have worked.

[Jeff Lewis]

Mm.

[Doug Buden]

That's standing by her.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm just. I don't know. I don't know. And if it. If it was kind of done for television, why? Why? I mean, that would be weird. It would be weird.

[Doug Buden]

But what I was gonna say is, last night on Real Housewives of New York, we found out that Jenna Lyons didn't own that Bentley that they. That was. She borrowed it. They. She said they gave it to her just for the show. Or she may not have said for the show. They just gave it to her. The $200,000 Bentley that they showed.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I know, I know.

[Lisa Barlow]

That's a nice gift.

[Doug Buden]

Revealed last night that. That she didn't buy it. It's not hers. It was a loner.

[Jeff Lewis]

A loner.

[Unknown Speaker]

You would get cars for flipping out.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Maybe it's that kind of thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

They'd want to keep me because I. Originally, Mercedes wanted to keep me in Mercedes because it was. It was such a great platform for them. And it was. And so, yeah, they would. They would give me loaners.

[Doug Buden]

Sure, Jameson has that with.

[Jeff Lewis]

But they'd give them to me for, like, a year. I wouldn't take it. Like, they would say, oh, yeah, we'll give it to you for three months. I'm like, no, no, no, I'll just. I got my own car. It's cool.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then I said, but if you want to give it to me for a year, it was like a free lease.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, that' this is what Crystal's talked.

[Doug Buden]

About on the show with her car.

[Unknown Speaker]

Alfa Romeo.

[Doug Buden]

Alfa Romeo. So that's coming up for you, I bet. Maybe you can get a yacht.

[Unknown Speaker]

That Porsche should be free.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, that Porsche should be free. And the G that's still in the garage.

[Unknown Speaker]

And John's Range Rover that he parallel parked.

[Jeff Lewis]

That was one of your favorite scenes.

[Unknown Speaker]

That was my favorite scene.

[Jeff Lewis]

Explain what happened.

[Lisa Barlow]

John's actually a really good parallel parker. Did it look like it? It did not look like it. I thought I was getting out of the car. I was like, wait, what scene did I film? And then I was like, oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm not a great parallel parker either. Only because I'm afraid of hitting the rims. So I'm a good driver. But I do get very worried about the rims. Cause you know, you hit those rims and you have to place them and it's so expensive. And by the way, so I have a two year old puppy who's, you know, we're still training him. And when you walk.

[Doug Buden]

He's not a puppy. You have to stop.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's a puppy.

[Doug Buden]

He's not.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's a baby.

[Doug Buden]

He's an adult dog at this point.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, and dog years need to only be 14. That's still a baby.

[Jeff Lewis]

So he's a teenage. I have this like marble dish and I put all my keys in it when you walk in the door. And so Toby jumped up, took the Range Rover fob and chewed it up. And I'm like, okay, what's this gonna cost me? 2 or $300? So first of all, it's drama. You have to take the car in. It was there for three hours. Cause they had to reprogram the key and give me a new key. And still I'm not stressed about it. I over to pick up the car and then I got the bill.

[Doug Buden]

How much?

[Jeff Lewis]

$1,043.

[Doug Buden]

You could get a nice Christmas tree for that. You spent $1,000?

[Jeff Lewis]

I didn't have a choice.

[Doug Buden]

Did he eat it or he just mangled it?

[Jeff Lewis]

He chewed it up. $1,043. And then that's why he's still calling him a puppy. I was so pissed. And it's funny because I was. I just kind of reacted. I'm like, that goddamn dog. And there was like three people that heard Me, because I was like, God damn it. $1043 to replace the father they normally.

[Doug Buden]

Give you, like, for Audi gave me. I think I have three. I probably.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I didn't get three.

[Lisa Barlow]

Range Rover should give you two in a case that's like, really pretty, and you open it up and they have cute keychains with them.

[Jeff Lewis]

So that dog. Oh, my God.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, that dog.

[Doug Buden]

Yikes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Lucky. I love him so much, but. Oh, and then he got ahold of the universal remote. Those are $800 now. I refuse to get a new one. So we've kind of taped it back together, but it's falling apart.

[Doug Buden]

I love that. That's your threshold, like the fob or whatever, that remote.

[Jeff Lewis]

No. You know why? Because the remote's $800. I didn't know the fob was $800,000. I thought it was like 200.

[Doug Buden]

And for the remote, you then have to pay the person to come back and reprogram. Yeah, that's same with me. As I change equipment, I have my universal, and then whatever the new thing is, because I'm not going to pay to have somebody come back.

[Jeff Lewis]

Your son is on a mission in Colombia.

[Lisa Barlow]

He is.

[Jeff Lewis]

When does he come home?

[Lisa Barlow]

Six and a half months. He's been gone for a long time, but I feel like it's flown by.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow. It feels like a long time. Feels longer to me.

[Unknown Speaker]

Is it two years or three years?

[Lisa Barlow]

Two years.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, it's two years.

[Lisa Barlow]

Two years.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, no wonder. I thought it was a year.

[Lisa Barlow]

Oh, no, it's two years. So his Spanish is perfection. He's so cute. He's working out on his mission. Oh, mi espanol es no mi bueno. Your espanol is really good. I work on mine.

[Jeff Lewis]

How old is Jack?

[Lisa Barlow]

Jack is 20. I have a 20 year old. It's weird.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so when you. So college gets postponed when you go on your mission and then defer. Okay, yeah.

[Lisa Barlow]

So he applied to schools and then deferred, and one of them, he had to actually reapply.

[Jeff Lewis]

I see. So you do your mission for two years, then you go to college. So then he graduates at 24.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, he'll be older. No? 20. Yeah, 24.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right. Unless he's on the Jeff Lewis plan.

[Doug Buden]

It'll be 26, 28, 29.

[Lisa Barlow]

Hey, you did it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think it was like five and a half. You know, five years. But then with like, summer school dog years, probably equates to be six years just to get it.

[Unknown Speaker]

You were just a baby.

[Lisa Barlow]

Just a baby.

[Doug Buden]

Just a baby.

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[Jeff Lewis]

Jack is on a mission. Will Henry follow in his footsteps?

[Lisa Barlow]

I went live with Henry on TikTok. He was like, we should go live. And I'm like, let's go live. And he said he wants to go on a mission too. Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

He does.

[Lisa Barlow]

He said he wants to. Jack is like his museum. Everything Jack does, Henry does the hair, the poof. It's still there.

[Jeff Lewis]

Speaking of hair and poof, I thought it was really funny, but what event was it this season where Brittany just now? Oh, it was.

[Lisa Barlow]

She had high body count.

[Jeff Lewis]

So Britney did have, you know, high teased hair, maybe some extensions, some clip ins, whatever. And Angie, Angie went for her. Angie went for her and said she had high body count hair.

[Unknown Speaker]

Iconic.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you agree that she had high body count hair?

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, she had very high body count hair. Like high, high body.

[Jeff Lewis]

She was very insulted by it. Very insulted. But you kind of have to know.

[Doug Buden]

You'Re doing that on purpose.

[Unknown Speaker]

But what sucks is I heard that my favorite Jesse from Secret Lives did her hair. Is that did you're friends with some of the girls from Secret Lives?

[Lisa Barlow]

I am. Extensions. I don't know if she actually styled it.

[Unknown Speaker]

She's not in charge of the high body count hair?

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Lisa Barlow]

Did she claim it?

[Unknown Speaker]

Okay, good.

[Lisa Barlow]

I wouldn't clean that now.

[Doug Buden]

I scratch that off my resume.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's goals for me after my hair transplant on the 17th.

[Lisa Barlow]

You don't need it. Your hair is amazing.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have to do it beforehand. It's preventative.

[Lisa Barlow]

Got it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Got a little bit of recession here and here.

[Unknown Speaker]

I don't want going to overcome.

[Jeff Lewis]

But afterwards, afterwards. High body count hair. Wait till you see it.

[Lisa Barlow]

I mean I laughed that whole entire conversation. I'm like, we're kind of being mean but you're really funny.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was really funny but it really affected her. Didn't she cry and leave?

[Lisa Barlow]

She totally cried.

[Jeff Lewis]

All because of her hair.

[Lisa Barlow]

No, she was Told she had a slutty dress, slutty tits, slutty shoes. Like, there was more than just high body count hair.

[Jeff Lewis]

And did you agree with that?

[Lisa Barlow]

Well, who am I to call someone slutty?

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, well, you're not slutty at all. I feel like you dress. I think my K was a bat mitzvah.

[Doug Buden]

Like, there's. There's certain things.

[Jeff Lewis]

So, Doug, you feel it was slutty?

[Doug Buden]

Well, I mean, listen, I grew up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Super refined, slutty, probably like Mary.

[Doug Buden]

I would not go anything above the knee. You have to keep your shoulders covered when you're in synagogue. So there are all kinds of, you know, to be different. Tafferential.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, so it was not appropriate.

[Doug Buden]

It may have been inappropriate, but it's also. It was.

[Lisa Barlow]

I think a lot of us were dressed inappropriately.

[Unknown Speaker]

But she also got mad at Angie for bringing wine to her church thing. So then it's interesting for her to show up inappropriate to.

[Jeff Lewis]

But Angie's. Meredith's church thing. Her teas were out. Like, that was not appropriate at all.

[Unknown Speaker]

But her hair was very slick.

[Jeff Lewis]

But she did have. Really.

[Lisa Barlow]

Her hair looked great. Low body count hair because she's green.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are we friends with her?

[Lisa Barlow]

Angie? Yeah, we're fine.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, good. Cause I like her.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, we're fine.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I know you're close with Meredith.

[Lisa Barlow]

We are.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. And you're good with Heather.

[Lisa Barlow]

I'm good with Heather.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, great. Who are you not close with?

[Lisa Barlow]

I mean, Whitney and I had a hard time this year because she lies a lot.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh. How much is that house? And why did she sell the other one?

[Lisa Barlow]

I have no idea. I think they're very close to each other.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, they look the same.

[Lisa Barlow]

They do look the same.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sometimes I think it's the same house.

[Lisa Barlow]

One of my neighbors built out that whole community, but he lives in my.

[Jeff Lewis]

Neighborhood, so is it one of those situations where they got. They got. I heard that shade. I heard that shade. Okay. I'm just curious why they sold the one and bought the other. Is it a smaller house? Did they downsize?

[Lisa Barlow]

You know, I wasn't talking to Whitney when all those decisions were made, so I'm not sure. I've never been to the house.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. And then is Brittany, who I kind. I mean, she's a huge train wreck. In the best way possible.

[Lisa Barlow]

In the best way possible.

[Jeff Lewis]

I really like her, and I think she's a great addition.

[Lisa Barlow]

Defying gravity. She has a great voice.

[Doug Buden]

She's legit. She's a legit.

[Lisa Barlow]

She legit was on Broadway. Like, she can really sing. I think she was raised in, like, the Von Trapp family singers. Every single one of them has a talent and they all sing.

[Jeff Lewis]

So she was actually on Broadway.

[Lisa Barlow]

She was actually on Broadway.

[Jeff Lewis]

So then where did. Did the money come from marriage, or did it come from her family? Like, you know, $3 million house? That's.

[Lisa Barlow]

I don't know.

[Jeff Lewis]

You must.

[Lisa Barlow]

I honestly, I never ask.

[Jeff Lewis]

I feel like you need people's financial business, like I do.

[Lisa Barlow]

I. Apparently not.

[Doug Buden]

You do it for everybody.

[Lisa Barlow]

Just let me know. You look broke ass.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm just. You've got to know, like, was she married to a wealthy man?

[Lisa Barlow]

I have no idea. I know. The second ex. We don't like him, but to the second exact. And I don't think we like the first one either. Um, I don't think so. Jared has money.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, but Jared didn't buy that house.

[Lisa Barlow]

I don't. I don't.

[Doug Buden]

And just because she's living in it doesn't mean that it owns it. Lifestyle.

[Jeff Lewis]

Does she own it?

[Lisa Barlow]

You know, I think she does own it because her dad, her mother passed away a little over a year ago, and so her dad lives with her, so. But it's her house.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Lisa Barlow]

And I think she does real estate development and sales. She's a real estate agent and she does real estate development. So she can afford it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, great.

[Lisa Barlow]

I would think.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, what's happening with Jared? Is she still with him? Is it the on and off thing?

[Lisa Barlow]

Oh, Jared's interesting. I was at my favorite restaurant in our. In our hood, and we were joking. I was with two of my girlfriends, and we were joking. We're like, jared's probably here trying to pick up on girls. And we look over and I'm like, that can't be Jared. And then the waitress comes over and she's like, jared wants to say hi to you guys. So I'm like, oh, my gosh, we have to say hi to Jared. And then Brittany came in and Heather came in and turned into, like, a really fun, like, late night. Yeah, it was.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, at least he was with Britney and not with someone else.

[Lisa Barlow]

He was with Britney and we harass him for that, too. I'm like, you can't say you're dating her if you're hitting up other girls.

[Jeff Lewis]

And is he now dating her?

[Lisa Barlow]

DMs?

[Jeff Lewis]

Is he dating her or is he. Is it still real, like, loose and casual?

[Lisa Barlow]

You know, I think they're on again, off again, like, every week.

[Jeff Lewis]

So he seems kind of, like, from. As a viewer, he seems kind of Hot. Is he hot in person?

[Lisa Barlow]

I mean, I just like John Barlow, so I don't really pay attention.

[Jeff Lewis]

John Barlow's hot too.

[Lisa Barlow]

John Barlow's cute.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. He's tall and he's handsome, and he seems very supportive and shocking.

[Lisa Barlow]

He's type A, though. He hides that part of him.

[Jeff Lewis]

Really?

[Lisa Barlow]

He's very type A.

[Jeff Lewis]

Because I feel like you're the one that's.

[Lisa Barlow]

We're both type A.

[Jeff Lewis]

He seems much more laid back compared to you. He does seem laid back.

[Lisa Barlow]

Like he has gotten on to our home security system when I'm filming and said, tell Lisa to pick up the phone right now. Because he's like, where is Lisa? She's not calling back. But everyone was laughing. They're like, he seems so chill, but.

[Jeff Lewis]

He'S not so chill.

[Lisa Barlow]

He's chill in most situations, but, like, business, he's not so chill.

[Unknown Speaker]

Good.

[Lisa Barlow]

When it comes to work, he's not so chill.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right. When you meet Jared and you talk to Jared, are you getting while why Brittany's so into him?

[Lisa Barlow]

No. I think he's a fuckboy. And I think that she should just acknowledge that, like, this is never gonna work out. I'm never gonna have 100% of his attention, and she should move on.

[Jeff Lewis]

I see.

[Lisa Barlow]

But Jared's nice. I mean, you would love him if you met him. He's super nice, but she's like, she's.

[Unknown Speaker]

Not gonna get what she needs.

[Lisa Barlow]

She's not gonna get what she needs.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's one of those I can fix him girls.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, she's. I think. I think girls that think, like, oh, I can change him. You're never gonna change them. Stop.

[Doug Buden]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Lisa Barlow]

Abort mission.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, well, how long has she been doing this back and forth?

[Lisa Barlow]

They've been together for a while, but I think they were trauma bonded at first, so, you know, like, their exes ended up hooking up, so I think that trauma bonded them.

[Unknown Speaker]

Like Jeff's exes?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, like my exes.

[Lisa Barlow]

Oh, yeah. We don't like them.

[Unknown Speaker]

They got together.

[Lisa Barlow]

We like that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Not really. It's very uncomfortable.

[Doug Buden]

It's very awkward.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's so weird because you hung out with us. You hung out with us when I was with Scott.

[Lisa Barlow]

I did.

[Jeff Lewis]

And that was the night he lost the coat in New York that night.

[Lisa Barlow]

That coat was amazing. I would be upset about that.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think that coat was gone.

[Doug Buden]

Lisa's basement.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yes. Oh, no.

[Doug Buden]

Lisa took.

[Lisa Barlow]

I wear a good coat that night, too.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. No, you. Yeah. That bar wasn't so great that we.

[Doug Buden]

Went to rooftop of a Hotel, I think.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

But it was not. It was shady. And then that beautiful coat went missing.

[Unknown Speaker]

Scott left it.

[Doug Buden]

Karma, how upset are you now exactly?

[Lisa Barlow]

Oh, well, Scott was cute, though.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, very cute.

[Doug Buden]

I'm sure he still is in whatever he's doing in this world.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I hope he's cold.

[Doug Buden]

He's coatless. Coatless but not homeless. Or toothless.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, no.

[Doug Buden]

The lie detector determined. You're telling coatless but not toothless.

[Jeff Lewis]

You've got C and K. Tomorrow night.

[Doug Buden]

I do shrimp cocktail with Joey Zauczig and Ryan Bailey.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you're just making a cocktail sauce?

[Doug Buden]

No, no. Shrimp cocktail is not just boiling shrimp. You have to make a cork bouillon to make. To flavor the shrimp.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you?

[Doug Buden]

Yeah. And you know where we get.

[Jeff Lewis]

I just buy it frozen at Gelson's and then I just buy a coffee sauce.

[Doug Buden]

I went to Gelson's, I looked at all the ingredients. Cause that's what Joey always buys these frozen and ready made. They are full of preservatives. They spray those shrimp to keep them fresh and not.

[Jeff Lewis]

Tastes good to me, but it's gross.

[Doug Buden]

So we're gonna make shrimp cocktail. And I learned this was really interesting. Why do we call it shrimp cocktail? It's because the cocktail glass. Because during prohibition, all these restaurants had cocktail glasses that they could serve.

[Jeff Lewis]

Boo. No. Did anyone ask? Did anyone ask? Come on.

[Lisa Barlow]

That's interesting. I have learned a lot from you today, Doug.

[Jeff Lewis]

Just imagine this every day. Imagine every day the lectures. You don't. You didn't ask. You didn't ask.

[Doug Buden]

Well, I just thought it was interesting, but yeah. So join us tomorrow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Cooking Gibbons to make. You're gonna make cocktail sauce?

[Doug Buden]

No, we're making. We're making cocktail sauce and we're making the cocktail shrimp.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. And then Joey's gonna trauma dump live on Instagram.

[Doug Buden]

No, no, I'm sure not. We don't. There's no trauma or dumping in my kitchen.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, you've done real. You've done really well with your truffle salt bundles.

[Doug Buden]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where do people go? They're still available, right?

[Doug Buden]

Yeah. So we were. They were out of stock, but now they're back in stock. So go to saltery store and choose Doug's holiday gift bundle. And that gives you three different jars of salt with a glass jar and a built in spoon. Featuring Cook and Kibbet's truffle salt.

[Lisa Barlow]

Ooh, this sounds amazing. I love it.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's a great gift. It's actually a really great gift.

[Doug Buden]

It comes gift wrapped with that bow. And if you use code DOUGLOVESALT, you'll get 15% off and. And free shipping.

[Lisa Barlow]

I'm buying these songs.

[Jeff Lewis]

It is really a good holiday gift, especially if you're a Jeff Lewis live listener and you happen to like Doug.

[Doug Buden]

So that's both of you.

[Jeff Lewis]

There's a few of you out there.

[Doug Buden]

Three, But. But it is a great gift also if people like to cook.

[Jeff Lewis]

Were you banned from a tanning salon?

[Lisa Barlow]

I was banned from a tanning salon. I'm still upset about it.

[Jeff Lewis]

What happened?

[Lisa Barlow]

So I went in, and it was like 30 minutes before they're closing. That was not the issue. I was like, hey, I need to tan. I want to. You know, I do my spray tans. And I'm like, I need the clear, dark. Like, let's go. And she's like, do you have your id? And I'm like, I've been coming here for eight years. What do you mean, do I have my id? This is like, the first time you're asking me? She's like, I think you're a second time offender. And I'm like, offender? Then I'm like, then you must know who I am if I'm a second time offender.

[Doug Buden]

What was the first like, what was.

[Lisa Barlow]

Not having my ID the first time? But I don't remember that part. And so John was with me, and he's like, hey, I have her ID on my phone. Will that work? And the girl's like, you know who she is? Like, the little girl helping her. And she's like, sorry, you're not gonna be able to tan. And I had a huge event the next day, and I'm like, let me fucking tan. I, like, lost my mind.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, it's stupid.

[Lisa Barlow]

It was so dumb.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you ask to speak to the manager? Call the owner?

[Lisa Barlow]

And then I was like, we need to call your manager. And then. And then I took it, like, one step further. And I was like. And the other girls that work here say you steal all the time too.

[Doug Buden]

Oh, Lisa, are you kidd. You can't do that, Lisa.

[Lisa Barlow]

And I'm like, I know your little lotion deal. And she literally was like, I'm gonna call the police if you don't leave. And I'm like, I'm not leaving. And John's like, we are leaving. You can't just do that. It was true. And her sister dated our next door neighbor's son. And it's one of Jack's, like, best friends. And he told us a lot of stories about her, too. We know what you did in the tanning beds, too. After hours.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. What is. Okay, so they really ban you?

[Lisa Barlow]

They really ban me. And then, like, probably two weeks ago, I was like, I need a tan. And my girl couldn't come over. She's very pregnant, and I don't even know if it's healthy for her to spray me pregnant, but she does.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Cause you ingest. I was, like, inhaling a lot of that last night in the tent.

[Doug Buden]

How long does it take from beginning to end?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, it's only 15 minutes.

[Lisa Barlow]

Oh, okay.

[Doug Buden]

Okay.

[Lisa Barlow]

And it's like a really nice tan, too.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you're inhaling. You're right.

[Lisa Barlow]

You're inhaling it. So I'm like. I always ask her. I'm like, is this safe for you? So she couldn't come over. So I'm like, oh, my gosh, what's open? That chain was open. So I'm like, if I go to the next city over, maybe they won't know. And the girl is like, I'm friends with Jack. I can't let you tan because I'll get fired. But she's like, you are seriously banned.

[Jeff Lewis]

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