Jeff Lewis Has Issues – Episode Featuring Lisa Barlow & Doug Buden
Released on December 20, 2024 | Host: Jeff Lewis | Guests: Lisa Barlow & Doug Buden
In this fiery episode of Jeff Lewis Has Issues, host Jeff Lewis sits down with Real Housewives alumna Lisa Barlow and culinary enthusiast Doug Buden to delve into a myriad of topics ranging from the intricacies of reality TV real estate to personal mishaps and lifestyle choices. The trio navigates through discussions filled with humor, candid admissions, and sharp insights, offering listeners an unfiltered glimpse into their lives.
1. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City: Real vs. Fake Homes
The conversation kicks off with Jeff’s curiosity about the homes featured on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. He questions the authenticity of the residences showcased on the show, leading to a detailed discussion about the use of facades and the true ownership of these properties.
- Jeff Lewis [01:06]: “We talk about fake tans, real furs, and the real housewives of Salt Lake City... the home that you show that's yours is actually not yours.”
- Lisa Barlow [01:37]: “So it's not mine... Yeah, I don't want anyone... They use chryons for everything else.”
Jeff and Lisa estimate the real estate values of the housewives, highlighting the impressive property prices in Salt Lake City, with houses valued between $3 to $4 million.
- Lisa Barlow [02:31]: “I would say three million.”
- Lisa Barlow [03:06]: “Mary lives in a different pocket... 4 million.”
2. Fashion and Lifestyle in Salt Lake City
Transitioning from real estate, the trio discusses the unique climate of Salt Lake City and its impact on fashion choices, particularly the reluctance to wear heavy coats despite the cold.
- Jeff Lewis [04:35]: “I have a great coat collection. I'd like to show off more.”
- Lisa Barlow [05:08]: “I just got the coolest real fur mittens that I can't wait to wear this winter.”
The conversation shifts to the debate between real fur versus faux fur, with Lisa passionately advocating for real fur for environmental benefits.
- Lisa Barlow [05:10]: “I wear real fur because... better for the environment.”
- Jeff Lewis [05:35]: “How many real furs do you have?”
- Lisa Barlow [05:37]: “28. More? Maybe more.”
3. Plane Travel and Safety Protocols
A humorous yet serious segment unfolds as the guests discuss the importance of opening window shades during takeoff and landing for safety reasons.
- Jeff Lewis [07:07]: “It's a safety protocol... no one's doing it.”
- Doug Buden [07:22]: “That's the rule during takeoff and landing... ensure space for evacuation.”
Lisa shares her experiences, emphasizing the necessity of these protocols, despite some passengers' reluctance.
- Lisa Barlow [07:42]: “I'm kind of the girl that loves the shades down... you've changed my view.”
4. Personal Anecdotes: Jeff's Troublesome Dog
Jeff opens up about his two-year-old puppy, Toby, who recently caused significant damage by chewing up his Range Rover fob and universal remote, leading to unexpected expenses.
- Jeff Lewis [17:02]: “Toby jumped up, took the Range Rover fob and chewed it up. That's why he's still calling him a puppy.”
- Doug Buden [18:12]: “You spent $1,000?”
Jeff recounts the frustration and the costly aftermath, adding a touch of humor to the situation.
5. Relationships Among Real Housewives: Jared and Brittany
The discussion turns to the tumultuous relationship between Jared and Brittany, exploring their on-again, off-again dynamics and Jeff’s observations on their compatibility.
- Lisa Barlow [29:49]: “She's a fuckboy... she should move on.”
- Jeff Lewis [31:19]: “She's one of those I can fix him girls.”
The trio debates the sustainability of their relationship, considering Jared’s behavior and Brittany’s expectations.
6. Hair Controversy: “High Body Count Hair”
A heated moment arises when Brittany is criticized for her hair styling, labeled as “high body count hair,” which deeply affects her.
- Jeff Lewis [24:31]: “Do you agree that she had high body count hair?”
- Lisa Barlow [24:55]: “She had very high body count hair...”
- Doug Buden [25:57]: “I scratch that off my resume.”
Jeff and Lisa express their discomfort with the derogatory comment, highlighting the emotional impact on Brittany.
7. Culinary Insights with Doug Buden
Doug shares his passion for cooking, specifically his approach to making authentic shrimp cocktail from scratch, contrasting it with store-bought alternatives.
- Doug Buden [32:36]: “We're making cocktail sauce and cocktail shrimp.”
- Jeff Lewis [32:50]: “I buy it frozen at Gelson's... it tastes good to me, but it's gross.”
He emphasizes the importance of quality ingredients and traditional methods in creating flavorful dishes.
8. Lisa Barlow’s Tanning Salon Incident
In a candid revelation, Lisa recounts an unsettling experience where she was banned from a local tanning salon despite being a long-time customer, leading to a confrontation and eventual ejection from the premises.
- Lisa Barlow [34:35]: “I went in, and it was like 30 minutes before they're closing... I'm a second time offender.”
- Jeff Lewis [35:31]: “Did you ask to speak to the manager?”
- Lisa Barlow [35:47]: “I know your little lotion deal... I can't let you tan because I'll get fired.”
The incident underscores issues of customer service and personal identity within business establishments.
Conclusion
Throughout the episode, Jeff Lewis, alongside Lisa Barlow and Doug Buden, navigates a spectrum of topics with their characteristic no-filter honesty. From critiquing reality TV's portrayal of luxury living to sharing personal woes and lifestyle choices, the trio provides listeners with a blend of entertainment and genuine conversation. Notable moments include Jeff lamenting his dog’s destructive antics and Lisa’s bold stance on real fur usage, all while maintaining a lively and engaging dialogue that captures the essence of their dynamic relationships.
Notable Quotes:
- Jeff Lewis [01:06]: “We talk about fake tans, real furs, and the real housewives of Salt Lake City.”
- Lisa Barlow [05:37]: “28. More? Maybe more.”
- Jeff Lewis [07:07]: “It's a safety protocol... no one's doing it.”
- Lisa Barlow [29:49]: “She's a fuckboy... she should move on.”
- Lisa Barlow [34:35]: “I went in, and it was like 30 minutes before they're closing... I'm a second time offender.”
This episode is a must-listen for fans seeking an unvarnished look into the lives of the Real Housewives and beyond, presented with the sharp wit and candidness that Jeff Lewis is renowned for.