Loni Love & Jamie Kennedy: George Glass & Birthday Texts

Summary

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Jeff Lewis Has Issues

Episode: Loni Love & Jamie Kennedy: George Glass & Birthday Texts
Date: June 5, 2026
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Loni Love, Jamie Kennedy

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Episode Overview

This episode features a classic no-holds-barred conversation as Jeff Lewis welcomes Loni Love and Jamie Kennedy. The trio dive into everything from dress code drama and the infamous “Hernandez” incident, to the realities of career pivots in showbiz, “foot ratings” on WikiFeet, and the ever-complicated birthday group texts. The tone is candid, irreverently funny, and unfiltered, with every guest dishing stories and playful jabs in equal measure.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Dress Code Drama and Workplace Boundaries

[01:05–05:55]

• Jeff, Loni, and Jamie recount a heated debate over comments made about Lola’s attire at a work event.

• Loni passionately defends Lola’s right to dress how she wants, while Jamie confesses his comments may have been inappropriate.

• Hilarious back-and-forth about the difference between “tatas” and “nipples.”

• Quote:
  “If she wanted to show her fucking cha chas, let her show her cha chas. That is her.” — Loni Love [01:48]

• The panel pokes fun at generational differences and touches briefly on mental health.

• Quote:
  "Your generation... they're all messed up, and they're soft. And I go, a bunch of them." — Lonnie [04:53]
  “They're all just... All on SSRIs. And Lola stops and looks at me and goes, I’m on SSRI.” [05:01]

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2. The 'Hernandez' Roofing Fiasco

[07:05–15:54]

• The group dives into Jeff’s saga with a roofing company that damaged his car, with $5,000 in damages.
• Accusations and demands for accountability escalate humorously, culminating with a quest to identify and fire the culprit—leading to a suspiciously generic name: “Saul Hernandez.”
• The discussion weaves in references to a recent road rage incident also involving a "Hernandez," sparking conspiracy theories about feuding families.
• Jamie and Lonnie speculate if the name is a “George Glass” situation—an inside joke referring to a fake persona from The Brady Bunch.
• Quote:
  “I want you to find out who the person on your crew is a liar and a trespasser, and I want you to fire him. I actually said, I want his head on a stick.” — Jeff Lewis [08:24]
• Quote:
  “It’s giving George Glass.” — Jameson, referencing the classic TV alias [15:01]

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3. Showbiz Realities and Reinvention

[16:13–21:45]

• The group discusses career pivots, layoffs, and the difference between self-accountability and “wishful thinking.”
• Loni shares her own experience post-cancellation of The Real and turning to stand-up, while Jamie reflects on evolving from acting to comedy.
• They praise the importance of flexibility in the current entertainment climate.
• Quote:
  “You always have to evolve. We have to change. That’s just our business, the way it is.” — Lonnie [19:52]
• Loni and Lonnie joke about launching OnlyFans accounts for their knees and feet, reflecting on monetization of everything online.

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4. WikiFeet, OnlyKnees, and Body Part Hustles

[21:32–26:13]

• The trio fall down a WikiFeet rabbit hole, comparing their star ratings and debating strategies to up their foot pics game.
• Banter erupts over the demand for niche content and the hilarity of monetizing appendages.
• Quote:
  “I’m gonna do OnlyFans for my knees…because my knees are exquisite. And also my toes!” — Loni Love [21:38]

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5. Mattress Lifespans and Gross Confessions

[26:43–29:57]

• The group debates how often to replace a mattress—ranging from 4 to 19 years (Lonnie’s confession).
• TMI stories flow about the history and “color changes” of old mattresses.
• Quote:
  “I’ve had [my mattress] since 2007…there’s a lot of history on that mattress.” — Lonnie [28:44]
• Quote:
  “It’s orange now. Wait, the color is orange now.” — Lonnie [29:38]

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6. Birthday Snubs and Group Text Politics

[34:56–40:38]

• Jamie expresses hurt over not receiving the usual flood of birthday wishes in the “chump thread” (close-knit friend text chain).
• The group analyzes why only a few well-wishers showed up, with theories ranging from “chump jail” (social probation) to general shenanigans.
• The bit turns into a running joke about probation, public shaming, and the politics of group texts and invitations.
• Quote:
  “You were convicted, you served your time, but you’re still on chump probation.” — Jamie Kennedy [36:53]

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7. The Realities of Friendship, Forgiveness, & Social Faux Pas

[40:39–45:14]

• More tales of minor feuds and reconciliations among the group (snubbing, egg deliveries gone awry, mixer invites).
• Stories of parties, who gets “mic'd up” and who’s relegated to “background talent.”
• Lonnie and Shane’s “cunty” martini alter ego becomes a recurring in-joke, with Shane apologizing for snappy behavior.
• Quote:
  “When chumps drink, they’re either chumpy, funny, funty or cunty.” — Lonnie [43:29]

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8. Tennis Lessons, Bullying for Good, and Club Politics

[46:12–47:36]

• Jeff recounts problems enrolling his daughter in weekend tennis lessons, and how public shaming on-air finally got him action from the club.
• The group jokes about bypassing club admissions and background checks.
• Quote:
  “Bullying works, everyone. Moral of the story.” — Jameson [47:13]

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9. Relationship Updates: “Six Eight,” “Noodles,” and Birthday Goals

[47:48–49:56]

• Loni provides comic updates about her dating adventures: “Six Eight” (nothing happened—she was sleepy) vs. “Noodles” (plans for a second chance).
• Open talk about weight loss progress, personal goals, and the sometimes–brutal support of the “Chump” fan community.
• Quote:
  “I just want to get done with Noodles, and then I can concentrate on Six Eight.” — Loni Love [48:27]
• Quote:
  “And I’m down 27 pounds…by my birthday I want to be down another 10.” — Loni Love [49:31]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Defending Lola’s Style
  “If she wanted to show her fucking cha chas, let her show her cha chas.” — Loni Love [01:48]

• On Accountability
  “I want his head on a stick.” — Jeff Lewis [08:24]

• The ‘George Glass’ Revelation
  “It’s giving George Glass…he looked at his radio at Sirius XM.” — Jameson [15:01]

• On Industry Changes
  “Comedy Central would be the king of comedy eight years ago now doesn’t even exist.” — Lonnie [19:43]

• On OnlyFans Ambitions
  “I’m gonna do an OnlyFans for my knees.” — Loni Love [21:38]

• On Birthday Snubbing
  “You were convicted, you served your time, but you’re still on chump probation.” — Jamie Kennedy [36:53]

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Key Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|----------------------------------------------------| | 01:05 | Intro: Lola dress code incident | | 07:05 | Roofing disaster and the Hernandez saga | | 15:01 | “George Glass” naming conspiracy | | 16:13 | Philosophy: Rejection vs. redirection | | 19:43 | Showbiz pivots and career reinventions | | 21:38 | OnlyFans/wikifeet/body part monetization | | 26:43 | Mattress confessions | | 34:56 | Birthday text drama | | 40:39 | Mixer/social snafus and forgiveness | | 43:29 | “Chumpy, funty, or cunty” martini persona talk | | 46:12 | Tennis lesson saga and “bullying works” lesson | | 47:48 | Relationship updates: “Six Eight” & “Noodles” | | 49:31 | Loni’s weight loss journey |

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Conclusion

This episode encapsulated the signature Jeff Lewis chaos—uproarious, occasionally awkward, and always real. Topics ranged from everyday absurdities and work drama to deeper insights about adaptation and resilience in life and show business. The banter is relentless, the stories wildly entertaining, and each personality shines with their trademark blend of affection and irreverence.

Transcript

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Jamie Kennedy]

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[Jameson]

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[Doug]

See full [e-mail] when you're Jeff Lewis,

[Loni Love]

the drama never stops.

[Jamie Kennedy]

For the last is a decade, you've been covering disasters.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's right.

[Loni Love]

That's why he's here.

[Jameson]

The math ain't mathin' and the gay ain't gayin'.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Later you're gonna need to do maintenance.

[Jameson]

Why? To be attractive. For who?

[Lonnie]

O.

[Loni Love]

Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In today's episode, Loni Love and Jamie Kennedy join the show. We talk about fake names, birthday texts and tennis lessons. Good morning. Lonnie's mad at me because of what I said to Lola.

[Loni Love]

Yes.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Tell me why.

[Loni Love]

She just got here.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I understand. I'm helping. I'm trying to help her.

[Loni Love]

Lonnie, you're not trying to help her. This is why your attorney had to talk to you all.

[Jamie Kennedy]

She did. No, it was just. It was just a gentle reminder. If you do have an issue with someone's appearance, if you feel like they're dressing inappropriately or unprofessionally, just take them aside quietly. That's where I went wrong. There was nothing wrong with me talking to her about it.

[Loni Love]

Yes, it was. She's a young, beautiful woman.

[Jamie Kennedy]

That's what I said.

[Loni Love]

She was at a party, an event. And if she wanted to show her cha chas, let her show her fucking cha chas. That is her. You were.

[Jamie Kennedy]

There's tatas and then there's nipples.

[Loni Love]

Not have nipples.

[Jamie Kennedy]

She said, I saw a nipple.

[Loni Love]

No, no, wait.

[Doug]

You're making it so much worse.

[Lonnie]

Hold on here. I'm so confused about this.

[Doug]

What? What? Don't get cha chas and tatas.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Well, what's the problem here?

[Lonnie]

Lola caught. I just said lala. Lola caught. Lola caught Astray. And the thing is, this is the same. Lola was dressed very normal. It was at nighttime.

[Loni Love]

Thank you.

[Lonnie]

We were just talking.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Do you have a picture?

[Lonnie]

Me and Lola and it's a work event. No, it was not a work. Eight o' clock at the sofa. It was working. 8:30 at the Sofitel.

[Doug]

Let her work 7:00pm, eh?

[Lonnie]

And then what's crazy is she's helping you.

[Loni Love]

It's guests.

[Lonnie]

It's the same.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Zoom in, pinch to zoom

[Lonnie]

completely. Fine. Nothing.

[Loni Love]

Beautiful.

[Lonnie]

You see that?

[Loni Love]

What are you talking about?

[Lonnie]

That's lovely.

[Jamie Kennedy]

That's. That picture doesn't really show.

[Lonnie]

Hold on, I have a thought. First of all, it's the top of the valley. There's nothing there. Here's the thing, dude.

[Loni Love]

Top of the valley.

[Lonnie]

Here's the thing. This is the same event where there's a picture that you posted in the carousel on Instagram of you zooming in on the judge's cha. Chas.

[Jamie Kennedy]

That's called hypocrisy.

[Lonnie]

Yes.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Welcome to Jeff Lewis Live.

[Lonnie]

And we've often talked about it, how they are gold plated and God has blessed her.

[Loni Love]

I wish I had boobs. Like, I mean, mine's south of you.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You should see Judge Lauren Lakes. But she does a little peek. She just does. The judge does it right. She does. Like, she'll wear a blazer with just a little peek and you'll want to see more. You do, but she just covers just enough.

[Loni Love]

Lola is young.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Right, I understand.

[Loni Love]

Let her be her. Like that's fine. You can't see nipples. You see just a little bit of a cleavage. And she's helping to bring some femininity to this show.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You don't think we have that here?

[Lonnie]

Have you looked?

[Loni Love]

No.

[Lonnie]

Have you looked? Have you looked at the soundboard?

[Loni Love]

It's nothing but balls and meat in the show. I get tired of it. I'm happy to see Lola. I'm sick of this.

[Lonnie]

I'm sick of this. Yeah, but they're very fragrant. They smell wonderful.

[Loni Love]

Yes, they are lovely. Really lovely.

[Lonnie]

Wait. What's crazy is, is that I had a moment with Lola. Whoa.

[Jamie Kennedy]

What are you talking about?

[Lonnie]

No, I'm gonna tell you this.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, my attorney's on the phone.

[Lonnie]

Cause I love. I. I went up to Carnie and I said, I superstar. And she goes, I know. Carney's like, I know, I know. She's amazing. I know. I go, she's such a good vibe. She's an old soul. And I said, you know what I love about you, Lola? And she's like, What? I'm like, you're cool. Got a great sense of humor.

[Loni Love]

You laugh.

[Lonnie]

And I go, your generation. They're all messed up, and they're soft. And I go, a bunch of them.

[Loni Love]

They're all just.

[Lonnie]

All on SSRIs. And Lola stops and looks at me and goes, I'm on ssri.

[Loni Love]

Shout out. Prozac.

[Doug]

Shout out.

[Lonnie]

She's like, it keeps me sane. And I was like.

[Loni Love]

And then you know what he said to me? You know what he said to me?

[Lonnie]

He said, lola, touch grass. Yeah. I said. She goes, I love touching grass. After I take an ssri.

[Doug]

It's May. It's Mental Health Awareness Month.

[Loni Love]

I love it.

[Jameson]

I think if Marlo was here, she would ask us to move on, is what I think would happen.

[Lonnie]

Oh, and then I had a. Oh, you're.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, so you're now speaking for the attorney.

[Jameson]

I feel Marlo speaking through me.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, geez.

[Jameson]

I feel her speaking through me. And she's saying, jeff, please move on.

[Loni Love]

Okay. But we love you, Lola.

[Lonnie]

Oh, okay.

[Doug]

Thank you.

[Loni Love]

Let's end it like that.

[Lonnie]

I mean, God.

[Loni Love]

All to say, jeff, I will wear a Hazmat suit next to me time. Okay. Oh, my God.

[Lonnie]

See, that's funny, Dude. She's funny.

[Loni Love]

She's on pro.

[Lonnie]

Yo. She claps back.

[Loni Love]

It's not. Now he's smiling. He wasn't smiling. He'll have an issue with you. What, do you have Ebola now?

[Lonnie]

Is that. Is that a Givenchy Hazmat? Okay, get ready.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You know that she's going on a Hunt of Hantavirus cruise?

[Lonnie]

No, you're not.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yes, she is. In November. In November, she's going on a cruise.

[Lonnie]

What are you doing?

[Loni Love]

No, the type of cruise. This is not a. I'm not gonna mention the cruise line. It's a very upscale cruise. It's a luxury cruise, Jeff. It's not what we go see. I didn't say that. I didn't say. Okay, it was one of those. But this is a very upscale cruise.

[Doug]

Sanitary cruise.

[Jamie Kennedy]

So it's free of the hantavirus?

[Loni Love]

It's very much free of it. We don't even go around in that area.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah, but, Lonnie, didn't they just find another. There was a new case in Spain.

[Lonnie]

Are you ready?

[Jamie Kennedy]

Same ship.

[Lonnie]

Ebola's on its boat coming over here.

[Loni Love]

Ebola?

[Lonnie]

Yeah, Ebola. It's coming over here. You'll be your Marlo. You're not worrying about Lola's dress code when Ebola gets here. A lot bigger fish to fry.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Now, you know, we've all followed this whole. The road rage incident with Patrick and Paul. It was all over the news, of course. And they identified that suspect as Kevin Antonio Hernandez. Okay.

[Doug]

Call the police.

[Jamie Kennedy]

So I have to tell you the roofing situation. You know, you heard about what happened at my house. The roofer knocked some lumber on the car, on Jeff's car, and it did some $5,000 in damage. And initially, the roofer said that it was not their responsibility, that they didn't do it, that it was. I must have gotten a car accident. The car was purchased. It was only like, I'd only had it for 14 days, and it was perfect. And then it was. So there's $5,000 worth of damage. And I've been spe. With Hector at the Roofing Services, Inc. He and I become actually friends because we talk every other day. He has admitted he's taking accountability, although he was reluctant to admit responsibility because the problem is that one of his crew dropped the lumber on the car, trespassed over into my driveway, remove the lumber, and then pretend like nothing happened. Now, with the neighbor on the other side, they notified that neighbor, that neighbor was able to move his car. Or they. You know, normally what roofers do is they'll cover the car. They'll move the car. Nothing. They didn't cover the car. They didn't move the car. So, long story short, he said, I will take care of this. Will that satisfy you? And I said, no, it won't. I want you to find out who the person on your crew is a liar and a trespasser, and I want you to fire him. I actually said, I want his head on a stick.

[Doug]

So

[Jamie Kennedy]

they found him because the other crew, one of the crew members, ratted him out.

[Loni Love]

Yeah. Told on him.

[Jamie Kennedy]

And guess what his last name is.

[Loni Love]

What?

[Lonnie]

Hernandez.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You know how uncommon that name is. He's related. He's related to Kevin Antonio Hernandez. I knew this had something to do with Patrick and Pole. No, he probably thinks. Yep.

[Doug]

I think they were on the show last week, and I think that he saw the picture of you with them.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I'm not friends with them.

[Doug]

He thought that you were.

[Lonnie]

Lonnie, do you understand what's happening?

[Loni Love]

No.

[Lonnie]

Patrick and Paul are very wild guests here. Okay. They got something happened with them on a car on a Sunday, and we know what happened.

[Jamie Kennedy]

They cut the guy off, and then they flipped him off.

[Lonnie]

And then they decided that they were the victim, and they chased this guy, and it was all by Pavilions, by Melrose and vine, and he got Arrested. Then this guy gets arrested. Right. And his last name is Hernandez. He's been dragged on this show for a month.

[Jameson]

He got out of the car and punched the car and kicked the door.

[Lonnie]

Yes.

[Jamie Kennedy]

So his brother.

[Lonnie]

There he is. There he is.

[Jamie Kennedy]

His brother, Saul Hernandez.

[Lonnie]

Yes.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Gotta be related.

[Lonnie]

So look at Lonnie right there. Look. But they were annoying him. He gave. Bam.

[Loni Love]

I saw that.

[Doug]

Bam.

[Lonnie]

Okay, so it's all over. Yes, he kicked it. Okay, but what did they do to provoke him? Okay, now. And I love you, too, guys. Don't get mad at me.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I did not provoke the roofer.

[Lonnie]

No, I'm talking about Jeff. So then they found out where you live. Y. And they went heave a hole.

[Jamie Kennedy]

That's exactly what happened.

[Lonnie]

Jam.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Retribution. Retribution.

[Lonnie]

They want to take out the Mercedes, the new one.

[Jamie Kennedy]

They took out the BMW instead.

[Lonnie]

Oh, my. Right on the hood. And that's not cheap. Just a light cover alone.

[Jamie Kennedy]

$5,000 in damage.

[Doug]

1200.

[Jamie Kennedy]

So I believe that these, the Hernandez brothers, are coming from me. And I have nothing to do with this. I don't even like Patrick and Paul.

[Loni Love]

Yeah, you just want to be in something, don't you?

[Jamie Kennedy]

I like pull. I do like pull, but it's next. I don't like Patrick.

[Lonnie]

Yeah. I think. And with the World cup coming, I think at the time, it's on their side. This is. This is.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, we have a new summer bop. Can you just play that for Lonnie? I just love it. We'll let you hear. We put together a little song.

[Loni Love]

Hey.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Arrested a man they say attacked 2 Reality TV stars in Hollywood last week. He's seen on video punching and kicking

[Jeff Lewis]

the car's window and door before taking

[Lonnie]

the reality tv stars said they did nothing to provoke the driver.

[Jamie Kennedy]

We can't turn right. We can't turn left. We're literally trapped like a rat in a corner.

[Lonnie]

This is it.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I'm like, I'm gonna die here.

[Jameson]

Let's have a lawsuit. I want to have a lawsuit.

[Doug]

Lock the door.

[Jamie Kennedy]

They're suing him.

[Jameson]

Let's have a lawsuit. Remember those bitches.

[Loni Love]

Pull the police.

[Jameson]

Let's have a lawsuit. I want to have a lawsuit. Let's have a lawsuit.

[Loni Love]

Stop fondling. That is a bop. That's a bop.

[Lonnie]

It is. Can I.

[Jamie Kennedy]

They have an ax to grind. They're Hernandez family.

[Lonnie]

Jameson really gets his Kristin Chenoworth on on this show. He really. And that's a deep cut for some of your listeners. He's using all of his Broadway skills. That's incredible. No, that's a Lawsuit. Let's have a lawsuit as a whole.

[Loni Love]

I know.

[Lonnie]

That's so fucking funny.

[Loni Love]

It's so funny. So great. It's genius. I love it.

[Lonnie]

Okay?

[Jamie Kennedy]

I love it.

[Lonnie]

But Patrick and Paul, if you're listening, you know I love you, but come on, guys, let it go. You're causing Jeff. Next thing you know, they're gonna go and attack your guest house.

[Jamie Kennedy]

They know where I live.

[Lonnie]

They don't know the new one, do they? Well, they don't know the new one.

[Jamie Kennedy]

No.

[Lonnie]

Okay, good.

[Jamie Kennedy]

But I have to tell you, I like this roofer so much, Hector. Now that Saul Hernandez has been fired, I would consider hiring him to do roof work. I just like working with him now.

[Doug]

He's a great guy to work with.

[Lonnie]

So this is.

[Doug]

I don't know if he'll take on your job.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah, he might not work for me.

[Loni Love]

No.

[Lonnie]

What a weird. What a weird way to advertise. Throw something on your car, right? And then get your attention.

[Jamie Kennedy]

They got my attention.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Loni Love]

Wow.

[Jamie Kennedy]

It's two weeks in the shop, but I told Hector, I go, hector, the good news is I don't have to rent a car, so you don't have to pay for that. He's like, oh, thank you.

[Lonnie]

So who's paying?

[Doug]

Really nice to each other.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah.

[Doug]

It's a good relationship.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Hector, he owns the roofing system.

[Lonnie]

Okay, wait, so you guys are talking?

[Jamie Kennedy]

Talking Roofing Services Inc. We talk every day, but we're friends now.

[Lonnie]

I mean, at the end of the day, is there a cerveza happening?

[Jamie Kennedy]

I don't know. Maybe. I like the way he's handled things.

[Lonnie]

So a Corona and Lyme.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You know what he did, what I asked him to do? I said, I want you to find that guy and I want you to fire him. He found him and he found him and he fired him.

[Lonnie]

Doesn't go good, though. The Mexican culture. Snitch. That's a snitch?

[Jameson]

Yeah.

[Loni Love]

That is.

[Lonnie]

Snitch on snitch.

[Loni Love]

Snitches get stitches.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, yeah, because that somebody on that team snitched.

[Jameson]

Are you worried at all about this man and his family?

[Loni Love]

No, he doesn't care about that.

[Jamie Kennedy]

What are you talking about?

[Jameson]

This man probably has a family. He's probably got kids.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Then maybe he should have thought of that before he dropped the lumber on my car. Maybe trespassed, removed it, and then pretended like nothing happened. As if I'm supposed to absorb.

[Jameson]

Have you never lied at work? Have you never covered something up?

[Lonnie]

Honey, honey, honey.

[Jamie Kennedy]

There was that one elevator inside. See?

[Loni Love]

Let me tell you something.

[Jamie Kennedy]

They still can't prove it.

[Loni Love]

The guy is still working there. It just changed his name. Jeff doesn't know who he is.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You think Hector's lying to me?

[Loni Love]

Of course.

[Jameson]

He's in witness protection.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Could you imagine if we hire him and then Saul's there?

[Doug]

That's a good point.

[Loni Love]

You don't even know what he looks like. You're right.

[Jamie Kennedy]

No.

[Loni Love]

So he just told you? Yeah, I fired him.

[Lonnie]

They put him in another job on commerce.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You know what, Lonnie?

[Loni Love]

Exactly.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I thought that he could have been just appeasing me, placating me, and be like, yes, we found him and he fired. We fired.

[Doug]

Cause remember, that's not the Hector I know. Hector is a man, an honorable.

[Loni Love]

Do you know what he looks like?

[Doug]

I've never seen him in my life.

[Jamie Kennedy]

And do you remember I said? He goes, we found the guy. And I go, what's his name?

[Loni Love]

And he said, hernandez.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Hernandez. And I go, what's his first name? And then he told me the first name. But I think he was just reluctant that we were going to talk about it on the air, which we wouldn't.

[Doug]

No, it's giving. He just didn't want to give out his employees personal information.

[Jameson]

It's giving George Glass. Because I just looked up Saul Hernandez, and it's a famous Mexican musician and writer. So I have a feeling he was just like Hernandez.

[Loni Love]

Saul.

[Jameson]

He's looking at his radio at Sirius xm.

[Doug]

Holy shit.

[Lonnie]

Oh, my God.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Do you think he lied to me?

[Jameson]

He was looking at his radio.

[Lonnie]

You've got George Glass.

[Doug]

That's the guy who does our Glass.

[Lonnie]

Do you know. Do you know what George Glass means? Do you know what that is, Lonnie? No.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You don't know that reference?

[Lonnie]

Oh, it's a famous. One of the most famous white people love this famous episode of the Brady Bunch, and they ask, is it Jan or Marcia?

[Jameson]

Jane, Middle child.

[Lonnie]

Jan. And it's Jan. And they go, jan, you don't you have a boyfriend? She goes, yeah, it's George. George. And she looks at the big window and they go, george, what? And she goes, glass, George Glass. And that's how it starts. Oh, so you're getting Glass.

[Loni Love]

I love that reference.

[Lonnie]

Yeah.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I really believed Hector when he told me that.

[Doug]

I'm choosing to believe him.

[Jamie Kennedy]

He looks like a nice guy, Hector.

[Loni Love]

He's doing the right thing. He is a nice guy. He's saving someone's job and he's satisfying you. You can't. I mean, that's a good boss. End of the story.

[Lonnie]

Yeah, but if he is incompetent, you have to. There has to be repercussions.

[Loni Love]

Well, I'm sure he's gonna make sure

[Doug]

that the guy gets five grand at the compound.

[Jamie Kennedy]

So, Jamie, let me ask you this. And Lonnie, so Zuri was saying right before we ended the show, we were talking about how she believes that, you know, when. When something happens, adversity, that God is fast tracking you to a better plan. And it's not rejection, it's redirection. How do you feel about that, Lonnie? I don't think that's always the case.

[Loni Love]

No, it's not always the case sometimes,

[Jamie Kennedy]

but people like to believe that.

[Loni Love]

Well, I mean, it's called wishful thinking. So, you know, people wishfully think, you know, certain things. Zuri's in her Bible right now because she's about to lose her job. So, you know, we always get like that.

[Lonnie]

What do you mean?

[Jamie Kennedy]

Well, Access Hollywood got canceled. Yeah. What shows you she's got so many opportunities?

[Loni Love]

Because we.

[Jamie Kennedy]

For someone like her, she's probably got a lot of opportunities.

[Loni Love]

Yeah, we all have opportunities.

[Jamie Kennedy]

But also, she didn't do anything wrong. You know what I mean? It wasn't like they singled her out. I mean, they just didn't pick up the entire show. But for people, I just. What bothers me are when people have hope. No, they. They.

[Lonnie]

Yo, that's funny.

[Jamie Kennedy]

They say things like that to avoid accountability. Why they lost the position in the first place. So that's why I feel like you have to distinguish between the two.

[Doug]

Right. Sometimes you have to, like, have the self accountability to know, like, I fucked up an opportunity versus, like something like God has a better plan for me

[Loni Love]

or things just happen. It's called life, and you just gotta deal with it. But I mean, if that's what gets you through today, I'm happy for you. You know me, I'm just like. When they canceled the Real, I was

[Jameson]

like, fuck,

[Loni Love]

I gotta go find another job.

[Lonnie]

You know what I mean?

[Loni Love]

It's like just sometimes just be real about stuff. And it's like you're disappointed and that's. It isn't that. You know, it's just life. All this God stuff is like, I love God, by the way.

[Doug]

Shout out. God.

[Lonnie]

Yeah. Shout out.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You kind of redirected where Jamie Kennedy.

[Lonnie]

On what?

[Jamie Kennedy]

Well, look, I went into your museum.

[Lonnie]

Yes.

[Jamie Kennedy]

And I.

[Lonnie]

You have a museum Slowly happening.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, it's his home, but he's made it a museum.

[Doug]

Oh, it's a shrine to Jamie.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You have never seen so many movie posters in your life. Every artifact, square inch of wall, DVD is covered with memorabilia. And we are not exaggerating.

[Lonnie]

Good for you. Thank you, Lonnie. And wait till you see it. Cause it's expanded. I can't wait to have a. I think I'm gonna have a party in July, and it's gonna be a blowout.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I will say, though, I had look I knew you from.

[Loni Love]

And Lola's gonna come with a low cut top bun.

[Lonnie]

Let it happen. The pool's warm.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I knew you from Scream, and I knew you from the Jamie Kennedy Experiment, which I loved. That was, like, my favorite show.

[Lonnie]

Thank you.

[Jamie Kennedy]

But then when I walk into the museum, I didn't realize how many movies Jamie Kennedy has done, because he's reminding all of us by putting the posters up all over the house. So it actually be honest with you. I was like, wow, damn, this guy's very accomplished. Now. You are still acting, but not like you were before. So what you did is you now, you're a funny guy. You're a comic. You now have turned this. You have a completely different career now. A very successful one, but very different. Yeah, I redirected.

[Lonnie]

Well, we have to adjust because that's how our business is.

[Jameson]

Yeah.

[Lonnie]

You know what I mean?

[Loni Love]

Like, that's what it is.

[Lonnie]

Me and Lonnie were just talking about this. Comedy Central would be the king of comedy eight years ago now doesn't even exist.

[Loni Love]

Right.

[Lonnie]

It's Netflix, and Hulu's trying to get in on it. So you adjust and you. It's funny you say that because Kelly came over when she did my pod, and Kelly was like, I can't believe you were in that. So even Kel couldn't believe it. So I think we always have to evolve. We have to change. And I think that that's just our business the way it is.

[Loni Love]

So the way this business is right now, Jeff is rough. And that's what I mean by just being real about the whole situation. It's like most of us standups, luckily we have standup. We're able to go back out on the road, and we're able to tour and things like that. You know, my goal after the Real was canceled was I thought, oh, I get another hosting job. And. And I did get another hosting job on E. Daily with Justin, but it got canceled. That got canceled. Everything's just start. Because the whole business is changing. So you have to redirect certain things.

[Lonnie]

So I want to give a shout out to the legend is I tell people we all have to be Ryan Seacrest. And Ryan. He was the first, huh? Skinny, but he always the guy. When you would do his show, you would do his radio show.

[Loni Love]

Yeah.

[Lonnie]

Then he'd be on E. Then you would be on something else. And I have about seven jobs now.

[Loni Love]

You have to.

[Lonnie]

I like. I consider this one of my family. Serious. Slowly getting in the Bravo world. That's another thing I love, right? I love doing my cons, which is my horror signing convention. Stand up. Which me and Lonnie are part of. Funny you should ask. Which is another world me and Lonnie are in, which is Byron Allen podcasting. That's another one.

[Jamie Kennedy]

But see, you both are lucky because you can act.

[Lonnie]

Act.

[Jamie Kennedy]

And your. You can do stand up.

[Loni Love]

Yeah, I'm gonna do.

[Lonnie]

You gotta be able to do.

[Loni Love]

I'm gonna do an OnlyFans for my knees.

[Lonnie]

Why not?

[Loni Love]

Because my knees are exquisite. And also my toes. I just have to get them done. And bitches are making money off of only fans.

[Lonnie]

Tell me you're not lying.

[Loni Love]

I'm not lying.

[Lonnie]

Tell me.

[Loni Love]

I'm seriously. I'm gonna set it up for my knees and for my toes. Lonnie. Toes and knees. Only fans. It's going to happen.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I think there are people into that.

[Lonnie]

Oh, 100%, Jeff.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Lonnie]

I've never been appendage guy, but this is a huge deal. Now, if you take those toes and you wrap it around like a piece of fruit or something, extra money.

[Loni Love]

Really?

[Lonnie]

Yeah, big time.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Do we have any fruit around here? Do we have any bananas? Want a banana?

[Loni Love]

Anything?

[Lonnie]

Cucumber, cola.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Can you grab a piece of fruit, please? Let's do it. Are those shoes easy to take off?

[Loni Love]

No, they're not easy to take off. I said I'm starting it. I'm gonna start it.

[Lonnie]

I'm gonna use only knees. That's so funny.

[Loni Love]

Only knees, only toes. That's it. And let's make that money. So the whole thing that we're saying, Jeff, everybody is just redirecting and, you know, changing their whole lifestyle. So you gotta do what you gotta do to make money. Now Lonnie is.

[Jameson]

Excuse me. Lonnie is on WikiFeet. But only 3.09 stars.

[Loni Love]

Lonnie.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, Lonnie, I'm so sorry.

[Loni Love]

3.1.

[Lonnie]

How many stars you get?

[Jamie Kennedy]

Where am I right now? With Wikifeet. Cause some asshole brought me down.

[Lonnie]

They got a whole. Yeah, where's her feet?

[Loni Love]

Cause I don't show my feet a lot.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You need to show your feet more.

[Loni Love]

See?

[Jamie Kennedy]

And it's gonna bring your rating up.

[Loni Love]

What's Jeff?

[Lonnie]

Jeff is 4.61. What? Out of how many stars? Five. Wow, that's good.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Sorry, Lonnie, you show your toes a lot. Wait, I need to show more because I want to get a five star rating.

[Lonnie]

The open toe is not a comfortable shoe.

[Loni Love]

It's not. Oh, my God. Take that down. That was Ellen. That was an Ellen. That was an Ellen show bit.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, there's my foot. When I broke my foot.

[Lonnie]

Let's see your foot.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I forgot I broke my foot.

[Doug]

Jamie Kennedy, 4.74.

[Lonnie]

I'm beating you.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Wow. You should do a foot only fan.

[Lonnie]

I think only.

[Jamie Kennedy]

What is she gonna do with those almonds, Lola? She can't wrap her foot around an almond.

[Lonnie]

Is that what you brought?

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, we can put him between your toes. Let's do it. And we'll take pictures.

[Doug]

Jamie, there's people currently like looking at your feet. There's like new comments.

[Lonnie]

How do you know? I didn't even know this existed.

[Doug]

Holy smokes. Looked at those toes and the soles that Jamie's got. So hot. What five star.

[Loni Love]

Can I see Jamie's toes?

[Lonnie]

I didn't even know I showed my toes.

[Doug]

I never knew his feet would be so darn cute. But I'm so jealous of that guy.

[Lonnie]

I was.

[Loni Love]

He has little white toes.

[Lonnie]

Wait, Jeff. I have been told, Jameson. I've been told I have beautiful arches, but I don't know. That's not for ballerinas. You can't. What's a good arch? You have to be flat footed or.

[Doug]

Oh, no, like a high arch.

[Loni Love]

Are those toes?

[Lonnie]

Yeah, those are my toes.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, those are good looking toes. I want to comment.

[Loni Love]

Wow.

[Lonnie]

You know what? I do. I do take care of my own toes because I don't like the way they cut the cuticle. They cut it too tight.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah.

[Lonnie]

So I make sure I clean it myself. Wow.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Do you have any ingrown toenails, Jamie?

[Lonnie]

I have that issue. Yeah.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, that'll be great.

[Lonnie]

That is my toe on a movie. That was a joke and I put my foot to shush the guy.

[Loni Love]

No wonder you got a high rating.

[Lonnie]

Wow. So does that look like a good foot?

[Loni Love]

That. That's it. What's going on with her?

[Jamie Kennedy]

I wouldn't do a 4.74 for that.

[Lonnie]

Jealous.

[Doug]

That second. Oh, I don't know.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I have a better foot than.

[Lonnie]

Let's go. Let's foot it off. Let's have a foot off.

[Doug]

Foot to foot.

[Lonnie]

Foot to foot.

[Jamie Kennedy]

All right, Lonnie, if we do A foot off. Will you? Here, let me take off my shoes.

[Loni Love]

No, I can do it. I can't participate today.

[Lonnie]

Hold on, I'm gonna look at this.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Let's do a foot off.

[Lonnie]

I'm gonna do it later. I want to do a foot off. I want to do wiki feet.

[Loni Love]

Camera ready?

[Lonnie]

I want to do wiki feet.

[Doug]

You're on wiki feet.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You're on wiki feet right now.

[Lonnie]

I want to start a foot thing.

[Doug]

If this is real foot finder is what you want.

[Lonnie]

Who's these people that are in the feet? You know, Alyssa has exquisite hands.

[Loni Love]

Who has the highest number?

[Lonnie]

And I said she's new hands.

[Doug]

There's gotta be.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Are you on Wikifeet, Jameson?

[Lonnie]

No.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah, we gotta put you on wiki feet. I bet. Jamison, do you have nice feet?

[Doug]

I bet you have beautiful feet.

[Loni Love]

Every time.

[Jameson]

I have nice feet. Nice hands. Thanks, mom.

[Lonnie]

Hey, Jeff, do you know how you get your feet even better? Because now if we're gonna have a foot competition.

[Doug]

Yeah. How do you train your feet?

[Lonnie]

There is extenders you put between your toes. Women do them when they.

[Loni Love]

Yeah, when we get our nails done.

[Lonnie]

Pedicure. But you do that. Stretch it out and then stretch your feet out. Wear them an hour a day. It's gonna perfect.

[Loni Love]

Shane's on here.

[Lonnie]

Also perfect. They're gonna look like claws.

[Doug]

Really?

[Lonnie]

Shane hooves.

[Loni Love]

What's his number?

[Jameson]

Oh, cute.

[Lonnie]

Where's your feet, Shane? Point six, seven star.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, Shane, because they're so little. You have little, little feet.

[Loni Love]

No, I don't.

[Lonnie]

You're with me.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah. You have like, infant feet.

[Loni Love]

No, you need to be on wiki knees. Look at those knees, baby. Those are cute knees.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, you do have nice legs.

[Doug]

I do have good legs.

[Lonnie]

Thank you, King of the feet.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Good to thank your mom.

[Doug]

Shout out, Mom. Thank you, Shannon. Shout out, Shannon.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Lonnie]

I'm gonna start one.

[Loni Love]

I learn something new every day on this show.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Are you gonna get a new mattress? I hope.

[Lonnie]

Well, I'm gonna tell you guys something, but the judgments are gonna come in. So I want you to go easy on me.

[Doug]

We're already starting.

[Lonnie]

How often?

[Jamie Kennedy]

Here we go.

[Lonnie]

Should you replace a mattress? Everyone take a moment and tell me slowly.

[Jamie Kennedy]

10.

[Doug]

I was gonna say 10 years.

[Lonnie]

10 years.

[Jamie Kennedy]

10 years, Lonnie.

[Loni Love]

It depends on how much you take care of it.

[Lonnie]

Okay. Thank you.

[Doug]

Lola, take care of a mattress.

[Lonnie]

Seven. Kian Jameson.

[Jameson]

I'd say ten.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah, ten at the most.

[Lonnie]

Oscar?

[Jamie Kennedy]

Eight. I'm change my answer to eight.

[Loni Love]

I say eight.

[Lonnie]

Okay.

[Doug]

I actually.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I'm Hispanic.

[Lonnie]

So use it until it smells, until it rises. Okay, now, Jameson, look it up.

[Doug]

But also, I will quantify. I think Jamie could actually go longer because he's gone so much, and on the road, his mattress probably gets half the use.

[Jamie Kennedy]

But his mattress probably smells.

[Doug]

He doesn't shower before bed.

[Loni Love]

You're right.

[Jamie Kennedy]

He doesn't shower before.

[Lonnie]

That's a beautiful answer from him. Not a great answer from you.

[Loni Love]

And do you turn it over?

[Lonnie]

But there's a lot of truth to a lot of that. Jameson, look it up.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I bet your mattress smells.

[Lonnie]

I can say.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Do you use Febreze or whatever that spray.

[Doug]

Yeah, spray her down.

[Loni Love]

If you turn it over, it gets clean.

[Lonnie]

No, watch this.

[Jameson]

Listen, the general says somewhere between seven and ten years.

[Loni Love]

See, that's it.

[Lonnie]

I was told it's four years just recently.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, that's. I don't know.

[Loni Love]

They were selling you a mattress.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah.

[Lonnie]

No. So it's on mattress feet. No. So. So here's the situation. I got.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is.

[Lonnie]

You're gonna judge me on this one. I remember when Tempur Pedia came out.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yes.

[Lonnie]

So I was broke. I could show you every apartment in LA where I lived off of Hayworth and Highland, and I didn't have this. Sleeping was a big deal for me when I was broke. When I made money, I went and got the killer's mattress from ikea. And then Tempur Pedia came out, and they sent me a mattress, and it was, like, the biggest deal in the world. And they said, you and Jake Gyllenhaal are the only ones that have them. I got, like, the tester.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I bet it was, like, a $5,000 mattress.

[Lonnie]

It's insane. It's, like, got this, like, Mars foam, astronaut foam, and I've had this since 2007.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You know who doesn't have it anymore? Jake Gyllenhaal. He got rid of it.

[Lonnie]

I've had years. 19. 19. But I look at 19 years.

[Doug]

Oh, that's a stink.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I can smell it from here.

[Lonnie]

It's had three houses, but it feels so good.

[Doug]

They still make them, Jamie.

[Lonnie]

So good. And it has a. There's a lot of history on that mattress.

[Loni Love]

I know how many bodies.

[Doug]

There should be a lot.

[Loni Love]

That's what I want to know. How many bodies it cost.

[Lonnie]

Like, I almost want to oxy it off because there's some history on that mattress. But it gets clean. Do you know the green machine? Yeah, I used the green machine. And then I get the other thing, the cloth, the Tempur pedic cloth. I bought One of those ago and it's. You'd have to go. I don't sleep on it raw. I don't raw dog it. But I will say.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I'm gonna say top of the sheets.

[Lonnie]

I want to out myself even though you guys are mean to me sometimes. There is. It's. It's orange. It's orange. Wait, the color is orange now.

[Loni Love]

You missed.

[Lonnie]

But now there is a little part in the middle that's yellow. It means that I've used it too long. So anyway, my question is, do I get rid of it?

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, no. Keep it another 10 years.

[Lonnie]

I think I could frame it, put it in the museum.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Do you flip your mattress?

[Lonnie]

Say it, Lola.

[Jameson]

I used to, but now we have a purple or something.

[Lonnie]

Those are supposed to be good.

[Jameson]

I don't know what it is.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You don't flip it over. It's not like Frank does to you.

[Lonnie]

Oh, it goes honey bottom. Wait, is it Casper or a purple? Jameson, tell me what to buy.

[Jameson]

I honestly don't know what it is. I inherited this with my boyfriend, so I don't know.

[Lonnie]

Tell me.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Was his mattress.

[Jameson]

Yeah, we took his because I needed a new one. So we just took his because it's newer.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Wait a minute.

[Lonnie]

Franck is a little Randy. Meaning he's a very excitable man. So you've got his mattress there.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You got the history of his mattress, his story. But I don't know. Honestly, I think Jameson probably had more history.

[Lonnie]

He was a PB and J.

[Jameson]

Time for a break.

[Loni Love]

So cute.

[Jamie Kennedy]

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[Loni Love]

Thank you dear. Oh this week I will be in Charlotte at headliners Charlotte, North Carolina. Friday and Saturday, June 12th, I'll be in Reno, Nevada. June 13th, Reynard park, whatever that is. And July 25th, I will be in Chicago, Illinois. Go to lonielove.com for your tickets. Thank you.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You're welcome. Jamie Kennedy. So it was your birthday just this past weekend. Happy birthday.

[Loni Love]

Happy birthday.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I texted you. I know that Shane texted you. There is a group text, but unfortunately there were not a lot of well wishes for your birthday.

[Lonnie]

Well, what's crazy is Jameson texted me, you texted me, Shane texted me, Kian texted me, and it was all beautiful. There is a chump thread, lonnie, with about 20 different chumps. And these are what we call OG chumps. We went to Chump Con together. We've known each other forever. And if there's a birthday, it is shouted out. So if Doug has a birthday, happy birthday blows up. Or Sarah Colonna, slay queen, you know? Or Beverly Hills 90210. Good poochie pal birthday. And my birthday came and my birthday was like on the Internet. Like people are talking about it. People are sending me memes and stuff. And from the thread it was just crickets. It was. Why?

[Loni Love]

Why do you think, Jamie? Ah, yeah, that's what that was.

[Lonnie]

That's what it was. And I usually. It's like my brother's always the first one to see.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Surprising. It was surprising.

[Lonnie]

Cause usually that you get early. That thread is good. I've gotten other well wishes on that thread.

[Jameson]

I don't know if this is better or worse, but I'm scrolling back and I see we did wish you happy birthday last year, but it didn't follow through to this. So something happened.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah. I Wonder what happened.

[Jameson]

365 days.

[Jamie Kennedy]

What do you think could have happened?

[Lonnie]

What did happen? Is it my. Do I say too much?

[Jamie Kennedy]

I think maybe you were in chump jail.

[Lonnie]

But Shane. Oh, but Shane wished me the sweetest gift. He said, happy birthday. I hope you have a wonderful day. Oh, it's chump jail. You're right.

[Jamie Kennedy]

But here's the thing.

[Lonnie]

Thinking of many things that could have happened.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You were convicted.

[Lonnie]

That's what it was.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You served your time.

[Lonnie]

Yes.

[Jamie Kennedy]

But you're still on chump probation.

[Lonnie]

So no one wanted to be the first one to be.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I didn't have a problem with it.

[Lonnie]

So hold on.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Given your criminal past.

[Lonnie]

Yes. Oh, I know what happened. What happened is no one wanted to be the first to. Coz if Kelly was on that thread, I would have got a nice one. Kelly would have been like slay king so you're saying like, if, you know, Paul usually reaches out.

[Doug]

Patrick is the one that starts the group text. That's kind of without him.

[Jamie Kennedy]

No one wished him a happy birthday. But the dog, which is the most hated dog in America. That Snow White 90210. The dog even got more well wishes than you, Jamie.

[Lonnie]

I feel actually better now because. No. Patrick and Paul, whatever you say about them, always reach out to me for everything. And they're not scared of other chump judgment. So I. But the fact that they.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Well, clearly.

[Lonnie]

But I guess what it is, Lonnie, is since I've been a criminal, what they did was.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You're convicted.

[Lonnie]

No one wanted to like kind of be like, yo, I hang.

[Loni Love]

Be the first one.

[Lonnie]

I hang with Charles Manson Jr. Over there.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Right.

[Lonnie]

Like, they didn't want to like co sign that I've rehabbed. Well, I've rehabbed now. Okay, thread. There's 20 people in the thread. I can't get.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Shane, could you ask everyone to wish him happy birthday?

[Doug]

I can't get it came and went.

[Jamie Kennedy]

His birthday was when was it?

[Lonnie]

Saturday. It was Memorial Day, but Paris was a month. Paris does birthday month.

[Loni Love]

It's Wednesday.

[Lonnie]

Come on. It's birthday week. I mean, I can't get one from Paul.

[Loni Love]

What did you do for your birthday? Did you get some?

[Lonnie]

I was working all like I was at a convention until then. I had dinner at midnight and I didn't get home until 2 in the afternoon.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I saw your post because you were at a con.

[Lonnie]

Yeah.

[Jamie Kennedy]

One of the coolest things about doing cons is the gifts we get. Not connecting with people or meeting your fans. It's the gifts.

[Loni Love]

And he wonders why he's in jail. Why anybody wish me happy birthday?

[Lonnie]

Come on, Jamie. People. So that's what it is. I feel better. Well, Doug usually.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, he didn't.

[Lonnie]

Doug didn't even wish me in the private.

[Jamie Kennedy]

That's weird.

[Lonnie]

I'm a little bit in jail with Doug.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Why are you in Doug, Joe?

[Lonnie]

Doug goes to Farmer's Market and he's like, I'm doing an egg run. How many? Dozens would you like? And I've been so crazy running around playing.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You're not getting back to him.

[Lonnie]

Didn't get back to him. So when I went to Chump Festival or whatever it was on Thursday, Chump Mixer. He looked at me and kind of acted like he didn't see me. And then I was at the bar and then we made. We locked eyes and he came over and he gave me a little bit of the Mm, mm, mm. And then he told me why I was in trouble. I said, doug, I'm so sorry. He goes, you're not being a very good neighbor. And he goes, but I forgive you. So he goes, the next time I ask you to eggs, please give me your order.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh.

[Lonnie]

And then we hugged. And that was it. But he's never charged me for eggs. Farm fresh eggs. Never tried everything.

[Loni Love]

Wow.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Did you get invited to the Chump Mixer?

[Loni Love]

Yes, I did.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Okay, good.

[Loni Love]

Twice.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Great. Okay. No, I don't care. I just want to make sure you're getting the invite.

[Loni Love]

Shane kept sending me messages. I'm like, I can't go.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Okay, Okay.

[Loni Love]

I responded. I would have.

[Jamie Kennedy]

We were worried that we might have, because I think we missed someone. And then we worried we missed you, so that's why we sent you another one.

[Loni Love]

Yeah, we did. Twice.

[Jameson]

I started it. I said on the Chum chain, I said, happy belated birthday, Jamie Kennedy. Todd said, here we go. Doug said, eggs on me. And Ryan said, happy birthday, B. Rad.

[Jamie Kennedy]

See, There we go. But you're right. It took a beloved chump like Jameson to start it. And also now they think it's okay.

[Lonnie]

And also public shaming on a national syndicated radio show.

[Jamie Kennedy]

That also. That could be the case.

[Lonnie]

I want you guys to, like, to send it because you like me, not because we just said it on radio.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Can you text him happy birthday, please?

[Lonnie]

It up.

[Loni Love]

Oh, okay.

[Lonnie]

I got an argument with another ch.

[Loni Love]

Oh, was that the first time I was on and you said something? Okay.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah.

[Loni Love]

Okay.

[Jamie Kennedy]

But they're good now.

[Lonnie]

Yeah. She's not only.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Not, like, chummy at the Chump Mix.

[Lonnie]

Super chummy. And she's taking me to BOA next week.

[Jamie Kennedy]

What?

[Lonnie]

Yeah, for my birthday.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You should be taking her after what you said to her.

[Lonnie]

Well, good. We can go. We'll go. We can go to. We can go to the.

[Loni Love]

The.

[Lonnie]

The Sushi sa.

[Doug]

You really lost sushi?

[Lonnie]

Samba scrambled them up, but yeah. So me and Mercedes are beyond good. And we laugh. And you know what I love about Mercedes is that she just gets my sense of humor, so she didn't take anything personally. Okay, well, that's what it seems like.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah.

[Doug]

Wait, that was the impression I got, too.

[Jamie Kennedy]

She was laughing that day.

[Lonnie]

One day, dude. And you know what's so funny? You and I stayed really late at the party. I want to make a joke now about this, Lonnie, okay? Not a joke. I walk into the party.

[Loni Love]

Yes.

[Lonnie]

And there's a guy there, producer there. And I go, hey, bro. How are you? He goes, hey, Jamie. And you just have to sign all the stuff. He goes, just go right in. And I go, do you need a microphone? He's like, no, just go right in. I go, release. He's like, no, just go right in. So I go, I'm background tonight. And he goes, now just go. Enjoy the party. And so that party, there was groups of things being filmed.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yes.

[Lonnie]

And I look at Mercedes, I go, you, Mike? And she's like, nope. And I go, we're atmosphere tonight.

[Jamie Kennedy]

And she goes, yep, you're a background talent.

[Lonnie]

We're background talent. And then I look over and Joey and Crystal in the corner. You would have thought Obama was in the corner. There was 17 cameras. Hands were flying. Every, like was this very passionate. Boom. Releases.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You're right. You're right.

[Lonnie]

Everyone leaves. Everyone leaves. Directors. And then it's me, Jeff, Ty Arden, Annie, her boyfriend Todd. And we're dying, cracking up, having the best stories. And I'm like, jeff, where's the crew? And he goes, they left.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yep. They were there for one thing. That's why they were there for one thing. They were coming in, getting it, and then out.

[Lonnie]

Yeah, they did. So it was great. But it was funny because.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Because it was a pickup.

[Lonnie]

If you don't wear a mic, Lonnie, then you know background.

[Loni Love]

Yeah. If you don't see the camera on you.

[Lonnie]

No, I had the sliders. Everything was happy. And me and Mercedes were laughing.

[Jamie Kennedy]

We have to talk about what you said about Shane.

[Loni Love]

Uh oh.

[Lonnie]

Oh, God, no. We're in such a good place.

[Loni Love]

What did he say about my boo boo?

[Jamie Kennedy]

He's not wrong.

[Lonnie]

Oh, my God.

[Jamie Kennedy]

He's not.

[Loni Love]

Oh, my God.

[Lonnie]

Shane just gave me. Are we in a good place?

[Jameson]

Yeah.

[Doug]

Do you know until you say whatever you're gonna say.

[Lonnie]

I didn't say.

[Loni Love]

Do you know what he said?

[Doug]

I was drinking.

[Jamie Kennedy]

What happens when you drink?

[Doug]

Oh, what happened?

[Jamie Kennedy]

What happened lately?

[Lonnie]

Wait, what did I say? What was the term that I said that would. Chumps. Not just you.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You said cunty.

[Lonnie]

No, I said.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You said Shane was cunty.

[Lonnie]

I said, no, I said, when chumps drink, they're either. What did I say? What were the three words? They're chumpy, funny, funty, or cunty.

[Doug]

And Shane, I would say I'm all three.

[Lonnie]

Shane with me were laughing.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You never know with Shane.

[Lonnie]

Shane and me were laughing and having a good time. And then, like, he had a drink while he had those beautiful martinis.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yep.

[Lonnie]

He takes them down. And two martinis teenies later, I was talking to Kerry. Cause Carrie's been helping me with my hole. It's a whole other story. And we're all laughing. And then I said, carrie, you and me should do the show together. And she goes, we already did. And I go, when? She goes, when you first started, that was our first fight. And I said, oh my God, we had a fight. And then I go, oh, yeah, we did have a fight. And she goes, I'm over it. And then I go, you know, Carrie, listen, I fight with women sometimes. I have a lot of sisters. And Shane goes, we get it. A lot of sisters. I'm from Philly. Women are aggressive. Change the fucking record.

[Loni Love]

Thank you.

[Lonnie]

And he stepped three. Three foot stops. And he goes, he's been a bitch

[Jamie Kennedy]

the last two weeks.

[Lonnie]

Get it? And Todd is going. And Carrie goes. And I'm sitting there going, did I miss the joke? And Shane was. And then he went. He was so annoyed. And then I look at Mercedes, I go, did I say something? She goes, no, Shane did. It was so funny. But I was like, yeah, he got me totally different. Two martinis.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yep.

[Lonnie]

He's like, we get it. So good for you, Shane. Good for Shane. Fine Philly. Fine feeling.

[Loni Love]

He let it out, baby.

[Lonnie]

Well, it was really funny. So I was like, what's the real Shane? So is the martini Shane or is the pre. Teeny Shane?

[Jamie Kennedy]

Well, that night the martini was Shane.

[Lonnie]

Okay. Okay.

[Jamie Kennedy]

That night he had. Cause he had a lot going on in his world.

[Lonnie]

He had a lot going on. I know you.

[Jamie Kennedy]

He was angry.

[Lonnie]

Yeah. But also he had. I think you probably had at least four martinis that night.

[Jamie Kennedy]

He was drinking his feelings.

[Loni Love]

He works really hard. He deserves four.

[Lonnie]

No, you did. And you're. I feel like they're doubles.

[Doug]

They. No, they were normal. But. But I didn't eat the food cuz I didn't want to smell like the wagu.

[Lonnie]

You didn't eat the food. And that olive absorbed. You eat that olive.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You have two drinks with. No. With empty stomach.

[Doug]

Yeah. Feels like more.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You're cunty.

[Lonnie]

He was. Is that okay to say? But it was. But we're sweet. He just wishes me sweet. Text.

[Doug]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

[Lonnie]

I thought it was.

[Doug]

I was just trying to be funny.

[Lonnie]

It was funny. No, it didn't.

[Loni Love]

Did it hurt your feelings?

[Lonnie]

No, he just asked me what happened at the party.

[Jamie Kennedy]

That was a sweet apology.

[Lonnie]

That was very sweet.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You really like your Uncle Jamie.

[Lonnie]

Thank you.

[Jamie Kennedy]

All right, so we were talking yesterday about Mulholland Hills Tennis Club.

[Lonnie]

Yes.

[Jamie Kennedy]

And I had joined to get my daughter into tennis lessons, Specifically mornings, every other Saturday or Sunday, because that's when I have my daughter. They assured me that would not be a problem. And then after I joined and paid, then they told me that the courts were not available until after 12. So look, isn't that beautiful? Oh, yeah.

[Doug]

How did that pool.

[Lonnie]

Oh, that pool's gonna be bomb in the summer.

[Jamie Kennedy]

So after speaking to the appropriate people, you know, talking about on the radio yesterday, and fortunately, after we spoke about on the radio extensively, we were pointed in the right direction. We spoke to Philippe, who's head of the racquet sports, and Philippe is being so accommodating, and it looks like he has a 10am on Sunday from Monroe. Wow. Thank you, Philippe.

[Loni Love]

Wow.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Thank you, Phillipe.

[Lonnie]

Jeff. I want to.

[Jameson]

Bullying works, everyone. Moral of the story.

[Jamie Kennedy]

We started with nice. What do we do? We always start with nice, Jeff. And that didn't work.

[Lonnie]

Do you have to be voted in by the board? Lord. Because if they look at my history, I'm in trouble. No, I want to join.

[Jamie Kennedy]

They didn't do a credit check. They didn't do a background check. They didn't do anything.

[Loni Love]

Oh, I can join in.

[Lonnie]

They go, wait. Then they can look up a little history. Aren't you from Detroit? Oh, man, I lived in Compton.

[Loni Love]

If they don't look that up, I'm like, good.

[Jamie Kennedy]

What happened to Six Eight, by the way?

[Loni Love]

Six Eight?

[Jamie Kennedy]

You were supposed to text me. I know you met him for drinks. It was a Friday, I think.

[Loni Love]

Yeah, we met for drinks. Nothing went down.

[Jamie Kennedy]

What are you talking about?

[Loni Love]

His birthday is coming up in June. I'm helping him with his birthday party. But the problem is his birthday is on a Saturday, and I have to go out of town, and Noodles is coming in on Sunday.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Noodle city.

[Lonnie]

Yes.

[Loni Love]

And Noodles wants to make up for the first time that we did it. So I'm gonna go with Noodles.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Are you serious? But Noodles. Okay, and then I'm setting yourself up for disappointment.

[Loni Love]

No, I just want to get done with Noodles, and then I can concentrate on Six Eight.

[Doug]

You see, Six Eight lives in town. Six Eight is more accessible.

[Loni Love]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Why didn't you hook up with Six Eight? Just for fun?

[Loni Love]

Because I was sleepy. And so we just started talking, and I was sleeping.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You're like, it's gonna be a lot of work. It's our first time. I'm gonna have to, like, put some effort in. I don't want to do it.

[Loni Love]

Exactly.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I get that.

[Loni Love]

So I helped him with his party, and so we're okay. So by the next. If I'm here in two more months.

[Jamie Kennedy]

But that noodle city wants a second shot at you.

[Loni Love]

Exactly. And he's only gonna be in town one night.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Okay. Oh, I have. Should I get you a Viagra or Sialis.

[Lonnie]

He.

[Loni Love]

I'm making him responsible. Cause if it doesn't. And then it's over. Right. He says it.

[Lonnie]

He said, oh. So this he. You're saying that he was a noodle, but he wasn't al dente. Yeah. So noodle really flopped.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah. So he's probably nervous. And now you're gonna give him a second chance. But now it's even going to be more pressure. So he better. I mean.

[Loni Love]

And I'm down 27 pounds. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

[Lonnie]

Congrats. He better take a blue and a yellow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

[Loni Love]

So by my birthday, I want to be down another 10, which is July. And I just. Again, I want to thank all the chump listeners because they encouraged me. They encouraged me. They just gonna. It's gonna.

[Jamie Kennedy]

They don't encourage anybody. Are you kidding?

[Loni Love]

They're nasty.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Are you serious?

[Loni Love]

When I put it up on in my comments,

[Lonnie]

they don't.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis live every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel, exclusively on the the SiriusXM app.

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