
Loni Love, Jamie Kennedy, & Shane Douglas join Jeff Lewis in Los Angeles.
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Loni Love
the drama never stops.
Jamie Kennedy
For the last is a decade, you've been covering disasters.
Jeff Lewis
That's right.
Loni Love
That's why he's here.
Jameson
The math ain't mathin' and the gay ain't gayin'.
Jamie Kennedy
Later you're gonna need to do maintenance.
Jameson
Why? To be attractive. For who?
Lonnie
O.
Loni Love
Jeff Lewis has issues.
Jamie Kennedy
Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In today's episode, Loni Love and Jamie Kennedy join the show. We talk about fake names, birthday texts and tennis lessons. Good morning. Lonnie's mad at me because of what I said to Lola.
Loni Love
Yes.
Jamie Kennedy
Tell me why.
Loni Love
She just got here.
Jamie Kennedy
I understand. I'm helping. I'm trying to help her.
Loni Love
Lonnie, you're not trying to help her. This is why your attorney had to talk to you all.
Jamie Kennedy
She did. No, it was just. It was just a gentle reminder. If you do have an issue with someone's appearance, if you feel like they're dressing inappropriately or unprofessionally, just take them aside quietly. That's where I went wrong. There was nothing wrong with me talking to her about it.
Loni Love
Yes, it was. She's a young, beautiful woman.
Jamie Kennedy
That's what I said.
Loni Love
She was at a party, an event. And if she wanted to show her cha chas, let her show her fucking cha chas. That is her. You were.
Jamie Kennedy
There's tatas and then there's nipples.
Loni Love
Not have nipples.
Jamie Kennedy
She said, I saw a nipple.
Loni Love
No, no, wait.
Doug
You're making it so much worse.
Lonnie
Hold on here. I'm so confused about this.
Doug
What? What? Don't get cha chas and tatas.
Jamie Kennedy
Well, what's the problem here?
Lonnie
Lola caught. I just said lala. Lola caught. Lola caught Astray. And the thing is, this is the same. Lola was dressed very normal. It was at nighttime.
Loni Love
Thank you.
Lonnie
We were just talking.
Jamie Kennedy
Do you have a picture?
Lonnie
Me and Lola and it's a work event. No, it was not a work. Eight o' clock at the sofa. It was working. 8:30 at the Sofitel.
Doug
Let her work 7:00pm, eh?
Lonnie
And then what's crazy is she's helping you.
Loni Love
It's guests.
Lonnie
It's the same.
Jamie Kennedy
Zoom in, pinch to zoom
Lonnie
completely. Fine. Nothing.
Loni Love
Beautiful.
Lonnie
You see that?
Loni Love
What are you talking about?
Lonnie
That's lovely.
Jamie Kennedy
That's. That picture doesn't really show.
Lonnie
Hold on, I have a thought. First of all, it's the top of the valley. There's nothing there. Here's the thing, dude.
Loni Love
Top of the valley.
Lonnie
Here's the thing. This is the same event where there's a picture that you posted in the carousel on Instagram of you zooming in on the judge's cha. Chas.
Jamie Kennedy
That's called hypocrisy.
Lonnie
Yes.
Jamie Kennedy
Welcome to Jeff Lewis Live.
Lonnie
And we've often talked about it, how they are gold plated and God has blessed her.
Loni Love
I wish I had boobs. Like, I mean, mine's south of you.
Jamie Kennedy
You should see Judge Lauren Lakes. But she does a little peek. She just does. The judge does it right. She does. Like, she'll wear a blazer with just a little peek and you'll want to see more. You do, but she just covers just enough.
Loni Love
Lola is young.
Jamie Kennedy
Right, I understand.
Loni Love
Let her be her. Like that's fine. You can't see nipples. You see just a little bit of a cleavage. And she's helping to bring some femininity to this show.
Jamie Kennedy
You don't think we have that here?
Lonnie
Have you looked?
Loni Love
No.
Lonnie
Have you looked? Have you looked at the soundboard?
Loni Love
It's nothing but balls and meat in the show. I get tired of it. I'm happy to see Lola. I'm sick of this.
Lonnie
I'm sick of this. Yeah, but they're very fragrant. They smell wonderful.
Loni Love
Yes, they are lovely. Really lovely.
Lonnie
Wait. What's crazy is, is that I had a moment with Lola. Whoa.
Jamie Kennedy
What are you talking about?
Lonnie
No, I'm gonna tell you this.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, my attorney's on the phone.
Lonnie
Cause I love. I. I went up to Carnie and I said, I superstar. And she goes, I know. Carney's like, I know, I know. She's amazing. I know. I go, she's such a good vibe. She's an old soul. And I said, you know what I love about you, Lola? And she's like, What? I'm like, you're cool. Got a great sense of humor.
Loni Love
You laugh.
Lonnie
And I go, your generation. They're all messed up, and they're soft. And I go, a bunch of them.
Loni Love
They're all just.
Lonnie
All on SSRIs. And Lola stops and looks at me and goes, I'm on ssri.
Loni Love
Shout out. Prozac.
Doug
Shout out.
Lonnie
She's like, it keeps me sane. And I was like.
Loni Love
And then you know what he said to me? You know what he said to me?
Lonnie
He said, lola, touch grass. Yeah. I said. She goes, I love touching grass. After I take an ssri.
Doug
It's May. It's Mental Health Awareness Month.
Loni Love
I love it.
Jameson
I think if Marlo was here, she would ask us to move on, is what I think would happen.
Lonnie
Oh, and then I had a. Oh, you're.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, so you're now speaking for the attorney.
Jameson
I feel Marlo speaking through me.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, geez.
Jameson
I feel her speaking through me. And she's saying, jeff, please move on.
Loni Love
Okay. But we love you, Lola.
Lonnie
Oh, okay.
Doug
Thank you.
Loni Love
Let's end it like that.
Lonnie
I mean, God.
Loni Love
All to say, jeff, I will wear a Hazmat suit next to me time. Okay. Oh, my God.
Lonnie
See, that's funny, Dude. She's funny.
Loni Love
She's on pro.
Lonnie
Yo. She claps back.
Loni Love
It's not. Now he's smiling. He wasn't smiling. He'll have an issue with you. What, do you have Ebola now?
Lonnie
Is that. Is that a Givenchy Hazmat? Okay, get ready.
Jamie Kennedy
You know that she's going on a Hunt of Hantavirus cruise?
Lonnie
No, you're not.
Jamie Kennedy
Yes, she is. In November. In November, she's going on a cruise.
Lonnie
What are you doing?
Loni Love
No, the type of cruise. This is not a. I'm not gonna mention the cruise line. It's a very upscale cruise. It's a luxury cruise, Jeff. It's not what we go see. I didn't say that. I didn't say. Okay, it was one of those. But this is a very upscale cruise.
Doug
Sanitary cruise.
Jamie Kennedy
So it's free of the hantavirus?
Loni Love
It's very much free of it. We don't even go around in that area.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah, but, Lonnie, didn't they just find another. There was a new case in Spain.
Lonnie
Are you ready?
Jamie Kennedy
Same ship.
Lonnie
Ebola's on its boat coming over here.
Loni Love
Ebola?
Lonnie
Yeah, Ebola. It's coming over here. You'll be your Marlo. You're not worrying about Lola's dress code when Ebola gets here. A lot bigger fish to fry.
Jamie Kennedy
Now, you know, we've all followed this whole. The road rage incident with Patrick and Paul. It was all over the news, of course. And they identified that suspect as Kevin Antonio Hernandez. Okay.
Doug
Call the police.
Jamie Kennedy
So I have to tell you the roofing situation. You know, you heard about what happened at my house. The roofer knocked some lumber on the car, on Jeff's car, and it did some $5,000 in damage. And initially, the roofer said that it was not their responsibility, that they didn't do it, that it was. I must have gotten a car accident. The car was purchased. It was only like, I'd only had it for 14 days, and it was perfect. And then it was. So there's $5,000 worth of damage. And I've been spe. With Hector at the Roofing Services, Inc. He and I become actually friends because we talk every other day. He has admitted he's taking accountability, although he was reluctant to admit responsibility because the problem is that one of his crew dropped the lumber on the car, trespassed over into my driveway, remove the lumber, and then pretend like nothing happened. Now, with the neighbor on the other side, they notified that neighbor, that neighbor was able to move his car. Or they. You know, normally what roofers do is they'll cover the car. They'll move the car. Nothing. They didn't cover the car. They didn't move the car. So, long story short, he said, I will take care of this. Will that satisfy you? And I said, no, it won't. I want you to find out who the person on your crew is a liar and a trespasser, and I want you to fire him. I actually said, I want his head on a stick.
Doug
So
Jamie Kennedy
they found him because the other crew, one of the crew members, ratted him out.
Loni Love
Yeah. Told on him.
Jamie Kennedy
And guess what his last name is.
Loni Love
What?
Lonnie
Hernandez.
Jamie Kennedy
You know how uncommon that name is. He's related. He's related to Kevin Antonio Hernandez. I knew this had something to do with Patrick and Pole. No, he probably thinks. Yep.
Doug
I think they were on the show last week, and I think that he saw the picture of you with them.
Jamie Kennedy
I'm not friends with them.
Doug
He thought that you were.
Lonnie
Lonnie, do you understand what's happening?
Loni Love
No.
Lonnie
Patrick and Paul are very wild guests here. Okay. They got something happened with them on a car on a Sunday, and we know what happened.
Jamie Kennedy
They cut the guy off, and then they flipped him off.
Lonnie
And then they decided that they were the victim, and they chased this guy, and it was all by Pavilions, by Melrose and vine, and he got Arrested. Then this guy gets arrested. Right. And his last name is Hernandez. He's been dragged on this show for a month.
Jameson
He got out of the car and punched the car and kicked the door.
Lonnie
Yes.
Jamie Kennedy
So his brother.
Lonnie
There he is. There he is.
Jamie Kennedy
His brother, Saul Hernandez.
Lonnie
Yes.
Jamie Kennedy
Gotta be related.
Lonnie
So look at Lonnie right there. Look. But they were annoying him. He gave. Bam.
Loni Love
I saw that.
Doug
Bam.
Lonnie
Okay, so it's all over. Yes, he kicked it. Okay, but what did they do to provoke him? Okay, now. And I love you, too, guys. Don't get mad at me.
Jamie Kennedy
I did not provoke the roofer.
Lonnie
No, I'm talking about Jeff. So then they found out where you live. Y. And they went heave a hole.
Jamie Kennedy
That's exactly what happened.
Lonnie
Jam.
Jamie Kennedy
Retribution. Retribution.
Lonnie
They want to take out the Mercedes, the new one.
Jamie Kennedy
They took out the BMW instead.
Lonnie
Oh, my. Right on the hood. And that's not cheap. Just a light cover alone.
Jamie Kennedy
$5,000 in damage.
Doug
1200.
Jamie Kennedy
So I believe that these, the Hernandez brothers, are coming from me. And I have nothing to do with this. I don't even like Patrick and Paul.
Loni Love
Yeah, you just want to be in something, don't you?
Jamie Kennedy
I like pull. I do like pull, but it's next. I don't like Patrick.
Lonnie
Yeah. I think. And with the World cup coming, I think at the time, it's on their side. This is. This is.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, we have a new summer bop. Can you just play that for Lonnie? I just love it. We'll let you hear. We put together a little song.
Loni Love
Hey.
Jamie Kennedy
Arrested a man they say attacked 2 Reality TV stars in Hollywood last week. He's seen on video punching and kicking
Jeff Lewis
the car's window and door before taking
Lonnie
the reality tv stars said they did nothing to provoke the driver.
Jamie Kennedy
We can't turn right. We can't turn left. We're literally trapped like a rat in a corner.
Lonnie
This is it.
Jamie Kennedy
I'm like, I'm gonna die here.
Jameson
Let's have a lawsuit. I want to have a lawsuit.
Doug
Lock the door.
Jamie Kennedy
They're suing him.
Jameson
Let's have a lawsuit. Remember those bitches.
Loni Love
Pull the police.
Jameson
Let's have a lawsuit. I want to have a lawsuit. Let's have a lawsuit.
Loni Love
Stop fondling. That is a bop. That's a bop.
Lonnie
It is. Can I.
Jamie Kennedy
They have an ax to grind. They're Hernandez family.
Lonnie
Jameson really gets his Kristin Chenoworth on on this show. He really. And that's a deep cut for some of your listeners. He's using all of his Broadway skills. That's incredible. No, that's a Lawsuit. Let's have a lawsuit as a whole.
Loni Love
I know.
Lonnie
That's so fucking funny.
Loni Love
It's so funny. So great. It's genius. I love it.
Lonnie
Okay?
Jamie Kennedy
I love it.
Lonnie
But Patrick and Paul, if you're listening, you know I love you, but come on, guys, let it go. You're causing Jeff. Next thing you know, they're gonna go and attack your guest house.
Jamie Kennedy
They know where I live.
Lonnie
They don't know the new one, do they? Well, they don't know the new one.
Jamie Kennedy
No.
Lonnie
Okay, good.
Jamie Kennedy
But I have to tell you, I like this roofer so much, Hector. Now that Saul Hernandez has been fired, I would consider hiring him to do roof work. I just like working with him now.
Doug
He's a great guy to work with.
Lonnie
So this is.
Doug
I don't know if he'll take on your job.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah, he might not work for me.
Loni Love
No.
Lonnie
What a weird. What a weird way to advertise. Throw something on your car, right? And then get your attention.
Jamie Kennedy
They got my attention.
Doug
Yeah.
Loni Love
Wow.
Jamie Kennedy
It's two weeks in the shop, but I told Hector, I go, hector, the good news is I don't have to rent a car, so you don't have to pay for that. He's like, oh, thank you.
Lonnie
So who's paying?
Doug
Really nice to each other.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah.
Doug
It's a good relationship.
Jamie Kennedy
Hector, he owns the roofing system.
Lonnie
Okay, wait, so you guys are talking?
Jamie Kennedy
Talking Roofing Services Inc. We talk every day, but we're friends now.
Lonnie
I mean, at the end of the day, is there a cerveza happening?
Jamie Kennedy
I don't know. Maybe. I like the way he's handled things.
Lonnie
So a Corona and Lyme.
Jamie Kennedy
You know what he did, what I asked him to do? I said, I want you to find that guy and I want you to fire him. He found him and he found him and he fired him.
Lonnie
Doesn't go good, though. The Mexican culture. Snitch. That's a snitch?
Jameson
Yeah.
Loni Love
That is.
Lonnie
Snitch on snitch.
Loni Love
Snitches get stitches.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, yeah, because that somebody on that team snitched.
Jameson
Are you worried at all about this man and his family?
Loni Love
No, he doesn't care about that.
Jamie Kennedy
What are you talking about?
Jameson
This man probably has a family. He's probably got kids.
Jamie Kennedy
Then maybe he should have thought of that before he dropped the lumber on my car. Maybe trespassed, removed it, and then pretended like nothing happened. As if I'm supposed to absorb.
Jameson
Have you never lied at work? Have you never covered something up?
Lonnie
Honey, honey, honey.
Jamie Kennedy
There was that one elevator inside. See?
Loni Love
Let me tell you something.
Jamie Kennedy
They still can't prove it.
Loni Love
The guy is still working there. It just changed his name. Jeff doesn't know who he is.
Jamie Kennedy
You think Hector's lying to me?
Loni Love
Of course.
Jameson
He's in witness protection.
Jamie Kennedy
Could you imagine if we hire him and then Saul's there?
Doug
That's a good point.
Loni Love
You don't even know what he looks like. You're right.
Jamie Kennedy
No.
Loni Love
So he just told you? Yeah, I fired him.
Lonnie
They put him in another job on commerce.
Jamie Kennedy
You know what, Lonnie?
Loni Love
Exactly.
Jamie Kennedy
I thought that he could have been just appeasing me, placating me, and be like, yes, we found him and he fired. We fired.
Doug
Cause remember, that's not the Hector I know. Hector is a man, an honorable.
Loni Love
Do you know what he looks like?
Doug
I've never seen him in my life.
Jamie Kennedy
And do you remember I said? He goes, we found the guy. And I go, what's his name?
Loni Love
And he said, hernandez.
Jamie Kennedy
Hernandez. And I go, what's his first name? And then he told me the first name. But I think he was just reluctant that we were going to talk about it on the air, which we wouldn't.
Doug
No, it's giving. He just didn't want to give out his employees personal information.
Jameson
It's giving George Glass. Because I just looked up Saul Hernandez, and it's a famous Mexican musician and writer. So I have a feeling he was just like Hernandez.
Loni Love
Saul.
Jameson
He's looking at his radio at Sirius xm.
Doug
Holy shit.
Lonnie
Oh, my God.
Jamie Kennedy
Do you think he lied to me?
Jameson
He was looking at his radio.
Lonnie
You've got George Glass.
Doug
That's the guy who does our Glass.
Lonnie
Do you know. Do you know what George Glass means? Do you know what that is, Lonnie? No.
Jamie Kennedy
You don't know that reference?
Lonnie
Oh, it's a famous. One of the most famous white people love this famous episode of the Brady Bunch, and they ask, is it Jan or Marcia?
Jameson
Jane, Middle child.
Lonnie
Jan. And it's Jan. And they go, jan, you don't you have a boyfriend? She goes, yeah, it's George. George. And she looks at the big window and they go, george, what? And she goes, glass, George Glass. And that's how it starts. Oh, so you're getting Glass.
Loni Love
I love that reference.
Lonnie
Yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
I really believed Hector when he told me that.
Doug
I'm choosing to believe him.
Jamie Kennedy
He looks like a nice guy, Hector.
Loni Love
He's doing the right thing. He is a nice guy. He's saving someone's job and he's satisfying you. You can't. I mean, that's a good boss. End of the story.
Lonnie
Yeah, but if he is incompetent, you have to. There has to be repercussions.
Loni Love
Well, I'm sure he's gonna make sure
Doug
that the guy gets five grand at the compound.
Jamie Kennedy
So, Jamie, let me ask you this. And Lonnie, so Zuri was saying right before we ended the show, we were talking about how she believes that, you know, when. When something happens, adversity, that God is fast tracking you to a better plan. And it's not rejection, it's redirection. How do you feel about that, Lonnie? I don't think that's always the case.
Loni Love
No, it's not always the case sometimes,
Jamie Kennedy
but people like to believe that.
Loni Love
Well, I mean, it's called wishful thinking. So, you know, people wishfully think, you know, certain things. Zuri's in her Bible right now because she's about to lose her job. So, you know, we always get like that.
Lonnie
What do you mean?
Jamie Kennedy
Well, Access Hollywood got canceled. Yeah. What shows you she's got so many opportunities?
Loni Love
Because we.
Jamie Kennedy
For someone like her, she's probably got a lot of opportunities.
Loni Love
Yeah, we all have opportunities.
Jamie Kennedy
But also, she didn't do anything wrong. You know what I mean? It wasn't like they singled her out. I mean, they just didn't pick up the entire show. But for people, I just. What bothers me are when people have hope. No, they. They.
Lonnie
Yo, that's funny.
Jamie Kennedy
They say things like that to avoid accountability. Why they lost the position in the first place. So that's why I feel like you have to distinguish between the two.
Doug
Right. Sometimes you have to, like, have the self accountability to know, like, I fucked up an opportunity versus, like something like God has a better plan for me
Loni Love
or things just happen. It's called life, and you just gotta deal with it. But I mean, if that's what gets you through today, I'm happy for you. You know me, I'm just like. When they canceled the Real, I was
Jameson
like, fuck,
Loni Love
I gotta go find another job.
Lonnie
You know what I mean?
Loni Love
It's like just sometimes just be real about stuff. And it's like you're disappointed and that's. It isn't that. You know, it's just life. All this God stuff is like, I love God, by the way.
Doug
Shout out. God.
Lonnie
Yeah. Shout out.
Jamie Kennedy
You kind of redirected where Jamie Kennedy.
Lonnie
On what?
Jamie Kennedy
Well, look, I went into your museum.
Lonnie
Yes.
Jamie Kennedy
And I.
Lonnie
You have a museum Slowly happening.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, it's his home, but he's made it a museum.
Doug
Oh, it's a shrine to Jamie.
Jamie Kennedy
You have never seen so many movie posters in your life. Every artifact, square inch of wall, DVD is covered with memorabilia. And we are not exaggerating.
Lonnie
Good for you. Thank you, Lonnie. And wait till you see it. Cause it's expanded. I can't wait to have a. I think I'm gonna have a party in July, and it's gonna be a blowout.
Jamie Kennedy
I will say, though, I had look I knew you from.
Loni Love
And Lola's gonna come with a low cut top bun.
Lonnie
Let it happen. The pool's warm.
Jamie Kennedy
I knew you from Scream, and I knew you from the Jamie Kennedy Experiment, which I loved. That was, like, my favorite show.
Lonnie
Thank you.
Jamie Kennedy
But then when I walk into the museum, I didn't realize how many movies Jamie Kennedy has done, because he's reminding all of us by putting the posters up all over the house. So it actually be honest with you. I was like, wow, damn, this guy's very accomplished. Now. You are still acting, but not like you were before. So what you did is you now, you're a funny guy. You're a comic. You now have turned this. You have a completely different career now. A very successful one, but very different. Yeah, I redirected.
Lonnie
Well, we have to adjust because that's how our business is.
Jameson
Yeah.
Lonnie
You know what I mean?
Loni Love
Like, that's what it is.
Lonnie
Me and Lonnie were just talking about this. Comedy Central would be the king of comedy eight years ago now doesn't even exist.
Loni Love
Right.
Lonnie
It's Netflix, and Hulu's trying to get in on it. So you adjust and you. It's funny you say that because Kelly came over when she did my pod, and Kelly was like, I can't believe you were in that. So even Kel couldn't believe it. So I think we always have to evolve. We have to change. And I think that that's just our business the way it is.
Loni Love
So the way this business is right now, Jeff is rough. And that's what I mean by just being real about the whole situation. It's like most of us standups, luckily we have standup. We're able to go back out on the road, and we're able to tour and things like that. You know, my goal after the Real was canceled was I thought, oh, I get another hosting job. And. And I did get another hosting job on E. Daily with Justin, but it got canceled. That got canceled. Everything's just start. Because the whole business is changing. So you have to redirect certain things.
Lonnie
So I want to give a shout out to the legend is I tell people we all have to be Ryan Seacrest. And Ryan. He was the first, huh? Skinny, but he always the guy. When you would do his show, you would do his radio show.
Loni Love
Yeah.
Lonnie
Then he'd be on E. Then you would be on something else. And I have about seven jobs now.
Loni Love
You have to.
Lonnie
I like. I consider this one of my family. Serious. Slowly getting in the Bravo world. That's another thing I love, right? I love doing my cons, which is my horror signing convention. Stand up. Which me and Lonnie are part of. Funny you should ask. Which is another world me and Lonnie are in, which is Byron Allen podcasting. That's another one.
Jamie Kennedy
But see, you both are lucky because you can act.
Lonnie
Act.
Jamie Kennedy
And your. You can do stand up.
Loni Love
Yeah, I'm gonna do.
Lonnie
You gotta be able to do.
Loni Love
I'm gonna do an OnlyFans for my knees.
Lonnie
Why not?
Loni Love
Because my knees are exquisite. And also my toes. I just have to get them done. And bitches are making money off of only fans.
Lonnie
Tell me you're not lying.
Loni Love
I'm not lying.
Lonnie
Tell me.
Loni Love
I'm seriously. I'm gonna set it up for my knees and for my toes. Lonnie. Toes and knees. Only fans. It's going to happen.
Jamie Kennedy
I think there are people into that.
Lonnie
Oh, 100%, Jeff.
Doug
Yeah.
Lonnie
I've never been appendage guy, but this is a huge deal. Now, if you take those toes and you wrap it around like a piece of fruit or something, extra money.
Loni Love
Really?
Lonnie
Yeah, big time.
Jamie Kennedy
Do we have any fruit around here? Do we have any bananas? Want a banana?
Loni Love
Anything?
Lonnie
Cucumber, cola.
Jamie Kennedy
Can you grab a piece of fruit, please? Let's do it. Are those shoes easy to take off?
Loni Love
No, they're not easy to take off. I said I'm starting it. I'm gonna start it.
Lonnie
I'm gonna use only knees. That's so funny.
Loni Love
Only knees, only toes. That's it. And let's make that money. So the whole thing that we're saying, Jeff, everybody is just redirecting and, you know, changing their whole lifestyle. So you gotta do what you gotta do to make money. Now Lonnie is.
Jameson
Excuse me. Lonnie is on WikiFeet. But only 3.09 stars.
Loni Love
Lonnie.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, Lonnie, I'm so sorry.
Loni Love
3.1.
Lonnie
How many stars you get?
Jamie Kennedy
Where am I right now? With Wikifeet. Cause some asshole brought me down.
Lonnie
They got a whole. Yeah, where's her feet?
Loni Love
Cause I don't show my feet a lot.
Jamie Kennedy
You need to show your feet more.
Loni Love
See?
Jamie Kennedy
And it's gonna bring your rating up.
Loni Love
What's Jeff?
Lonnie
Jeff is 4.61. What? Out of how many stars? Five. Wow, that's good.
Jamie Kennedy
Sorry, Lonnie, you show your toes a lot. Wait, I need to show more because I want to get a five star rating.
Lonnie
The open toe is not a comfortable shoe.
Loni Love
It's not. Oh, my God. Take that down. That was Ellen. That was an Ellen. That was an Ellen show bit.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, there's my foot. When I broke my foot.
Lonnie
Let's see your foot.
Jamie Kennedy
I forgot I broke my foot.
Doug
Jamie Kennedy, 4.74.
Lonnie
I'm beating you.
Jamie Kennedy
Wow. You should do a foot only fan.
Lonnie
I think only.
Jamie Kennedy
What is she gonna do with those almonds, Lola? She can't wrap her foot around an almond.
Lonnie
Is that what you brought?
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, we can put him between your toes. Let's do it. And we'll take pictures.
Doug
Jamie, there's people currently like looking at your feet. There's like new comments.
Lonnie
How do you know? I didn't even know this existed.
Doug
Holy smokes. Looked at those toes and the soles that Jamie's got. So hot. What five star.
Loni Love
Can I see Jamie's toes?
Lonnie
I didn't even know I showed my toes.
Doug
I never knew his feet would be so darn cute. But I'm so jealous of that guy.
Lonnie
I was.
Loni Love
He has little white toes.
Lonnie
Wait, Jeff. I have been told, Jameson. I've been told I have beautiful arches, but I don't know. That's not for ballerinas. You can't. What's a good arch? You have to be flat footed or.
Doug
Oh, no, like a high arch.
Loni Love
Are those toes?
Lonnie
Yeah, those are my toes.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, those are good looking toes. I want to comment.
Loni Love
Wow.
Lonnie
You know what? I do. I do take care of my own toes because I don't like the way they cut the cuticle. They cut it too tight.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah.
Lonnie
So I make sure I clean it myself. Wow.
Jamie Kennedy
Do you have any ingrown toenails, Jamie?
Lonnie
I have that issue. Yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, that'll be great.
Lonnie
That is my toe on a movie. That was a joke and I put my foot to shush the guy.
Loni Love
No wonder you got a high rating.
Lonnie
Wow. So does that look like a good foot?
Loni Love
That. That's it. What's going on with her?
Jamie Kennedy
I wouldn't do a 4.74 for that.
Lonnie
Jealous.
Doug
That second. Oh, I don't know.
Jamie Kennedy
I have a better foot than.
Lonnie
Let's go. Let's foot it off. Let's have a foot off.
Doug
Foot to foot.
Lonnie
Foot to foot.
Jamie Kennedy
All right, Lonnie, if we do A foot off. Will you? Here, let me take off my shoes.
Loni Love
No, I can do it. I can't participate today.
Lonnie
Hold on, I'm gonna look at this.
Jamie Kennedy
Let's do a foot off.
Lonnie
I'm gonna do it later. I want to do a foot off. I want to do wiki feet.
Loni Love
Camera ready?
Lonnie
I want to do wiki feet.
Doug
You're on wiki feet.
Jamie Kennedy
You're on wiki feet right now.
Lonnie
I want to start a foot thing.
Doug
If this is real foot finder is what you want.
Lonnie
Who's these people that are in the feet? You know, Alyssa has exquisite hands.
Loni Love
Who has the highest number?
Lonnie
And I said she's new hands.
Doug
There's gotta be.
Jamie Kennedy
Are you on Wikifeet, Jameson?
Lonnie
No.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah, we gotta put you on wiki feet. I bet. Jamison, do you have nice feet?
Doug
I bet you have beautiful feet.
Loni Love
Every time.
Jameson
I have nice feet. Nice hands. Thanks, mom.
Lonnie
Hey, Jeff, do you know how you get your feet even better? Because now if we're gonna have a foot competition.
Doug
Yeah. How do you train your feet?
Lonnie
There is extenders you put between your toes. Women do them when they.
Loni Love
Yeah, when we get our nails done.
Lonnie
Pedicure. But you do that. Stretch it out and then stretch your feet out. Wear them an hour a day. It's gonna perfect.
Loni Love
Shane's on here.
Lonnie
Also perfect. They're gonna look like claws.
Doug
Really?
Lonnie
Shane hooves.
Loni Love
What's his number?
Jameson
Oh, cute.
Lonnie
Where's your feet, Shane? Point six, seven star.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, Shane, because they're so little. You have little, little feet.
Loni Love
No, I don't.
Lonnie
You're with me.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah. You have like, infant feet.
Loni Love
No, you need to be on wiki knees. Look at those knees, baby. Those are cute knees.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, you do have nice legs.
Doug
I do have good legs.
Lonnie
Thank you, King of the feet.
Jamie Kennedy
Good to thank your mom.
Doug
Shout out, Mom. Thank you, Shannon. Shout out, Shannon.
Jeff Lewis
Wow.
Lonnie
I'm gonna start one.
Loni Love
I learn something new every day on this show.
Jamie Kennedy
Are you gonna get a new mattress? I hope.
Lonnie
Well, I'm gonna tell you guys something, but the judgments are gonna come in. So I want you to go easy on me.
Doug
We're already starting.
Lonnie
How often?
Jamie Kennedy
Here we go.
Lonnie
Should you replace a mattress? Everyone take a moment and tell me slowly.
Jamie Kennedy
10.
Doug
I was gonna say 10 years.
Lonnie
10 years.
Jamie Kennedy
10 years, Lonnie.
Loni Love
It depends on how much you take care of it.
Lonnie
Okay. Thank you.
Doug
Lola, take care of a mattress.
Lonnie
Seven. Kian Jameson.
Jameson
I'd say ten.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah, ten at the most.
Lonnie
Oscar?
Jamie Kennedy
Eight. I'm change my answer to eight.
Loni Love
I say eight.
Lonnie
Okay.
Doug
I actually.
Jamie Kennedy
I'm Hispanic.
Lonnie
So use it until it smells, until it rises. Okay, now, Jameson, look it up.
Doug
But also, I will quantify. I think Jamie could actually go longer because he's gone so much, and on the road, his mattress probably gets half the use.
Jamie Kennedy
But his mattress probably smells.
Doug
He doesn't shower before bed.
Loni Love
You're right.
Jamie Kennedy
He doesn't shower before.
Lonnie
That's a beautiful answer from him. Not a great answer from you.
Loni Love
And do you turn it over?
Lonnie
But there's a lot of truth to a lot of that. Jameson, look it up.
Jamie Kennedy
I bet your mattress smells.
Lonnie
I can say.
Jamie Kennedy
Do you use Febreze or whatever that spray.
Doug
Yeah, spray her down.
Loni Love
If you turn it over, it gets clean.
Lonnie
No, watch this.
Jameson
Listen, the general says somewhere between seven and ten years.
Loni Love
See, that's it.
Lonnie
I was told it's four years just recently.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, that's. I don't know.
Loni Love
They were selling you a mattress.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah.
Lonnie
No. So it's on mattress feet. No. So. So here's the situation. I got.
Jeff Lewis
This is.
Lonnie
You're gonna judge me on this one. I remember when Tempur Pedia came out.
Jamie Kennedy
Yes.
Lonnie
So I was broke. I could show you every apartment in LA where I lived off of Hayworth and Highland, and I didn't have this. Sleeping was a big deal for me when I was broke. When I made money, I went and got the killer's mattress from ikea. And then Tempur Pedia came out, and they sent me a mattress, and it was, like, the biggest deal in the world. And they said, you and Jake Gyllenhaal are the only ones that have them. I got, like, the tester.
Jamie Kennedy
I bet it was, like, a $5,000 mattress.
Lonnie
It's insane. It's, like, got this, like, Mars foam, astronaut foam, and I've had this since 2007.
Jamie Kennedy
You know who doesn't have it anymore? Jake Gyllenhaal. He got rid of it.
Lonnie
I've had years. 19. 19. But I look at 19 years.
Doug
Oh, that's a stink.
Jamie Kennedy
I can smell it from here.
Lonnie
It's had three houses, but it feels so good.
Doug
They still make them, Jamie.
Lonnie
So good. And it has a. There's a lot of history on that mattress.
Loni Love
I know how many bodies.
Doug
There should be a lot.
Loni Love
That's what I want to know. How many bodies it cost.
Lonnie
Like, I almost want to oxy it off because there's some history on that mattress. But it gets clean. Do you know the green machine? Yeah, I used the green machine. And then I get the other thing, the cloth, the Tempur pedic cloth. I bought One of those ago and it's. You'd have to go. I don't sleep on it raw. I don't raw dog it. But I will say.
Jamie Kennedy
I'm gonna say top of the sheets.
Lonnie
I want to out myself even though you guys are mean to me sometimes. There is. It's. It's orange. It's orange. Wait, the color is orange now.
Loni Love
You missed.
Lonnie
But now there is a little part in the middle that's yellow. It means that I've used it too long. So anyway, my question is, do I get rid of it?
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, no. Keep it another 10 years.
Lonnie
I think I could frame it, put it in the museum.
Jamie Kennedy
Do you flip your mattress?
Lonnie
Say it, Lola.
Jameson
I used to, but now we have a purple or something.
Lonnie
Those are supposed to be good.
Jameson
I don't know what it is.
Jamie Kennedy
You don't flip it over. It's not like Frank does to you.
Lonnie
Oh, it goes honey bottom. Wait, is it Casper or a purple? Jameson, tell me what to buy.
Jameson
I honestly don't know what it is. I inherited this with my boyfriend, so I don't know.
Lonnie
Tell me.
Jamie Kennedy
Was his mattress.
Jameson
Yeah, we took his because I needed a new one. So we just took his because it's newer.
Jamie Kennedy
Wait a minute.
Lonnie
Franck is a little Randy. Meaning he's a very excitable man. So you've got his mattress there.
Jamie Kennedy
You got the history of his mattress, his story. But I don't know. Honestly, I think Jameson probably had more history.
Lonnie
He was a PB and J.
Jameson
Time for a break.
Loni Love
So cute.
Jamie Kennedy
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Loni Love
Thank you dear. Oh this week I will be in Charlotte at headliners Charlotte, North Carolina. Friday and Saturday, June 12th, I'll be in Reno, Nevada. June 13th, Reynard park, whatever that is. And July 25th, I will be in Chicago, Illinois. Go to lonielove.com for your tickets. Thank you.
Jamie Kennedy
You're welcome. Jamie Kennedy. So it was your birthday just this past weekend. Happy birthday.
Loni Love
Happy birthday.
Jamie Kennedy
I texted you. I know that Shane texted you. There is a group text, but unfortunately there were not a lot of well wishes for your birthday.
Lonnie
Well, what's crazy is Jameson texted me, you texted me, Shane texted me, Kian texted me, and it was all beautiful. There is a chump thread, lonnie, with about 20 different chumps. And these are what we call OG chumps. We went to Chump Con together. We've known each other forever. And if there's a birthday, it is shouted out. So if Doug has a birthday, happy birthday blows up. Or Sarah Colonna, slay queen, you know? Or Beverly Hills 90210. Good poochie pal birthday. And my birthday came and my birthday was like on the Internet. Like people are talking about it. People are sending me memes and stuff. And from the thread it was just crickets. It was. Why?
Loni Love
Why do you think, Jamie? Ah, yeah, that's what that was.
Lonnie
That's what it was. And I usually. It's like my brother's always the first one to see.
Jamie Kennedy
Surprising. It was surprising.
Lonnie
Cause usually that you get early. That thread is good. I've gotten other well wishes on that thread.
Jameson
I don't know if this is better or worse, but I'm scrolling back and I see we did wish you happy birthday last year, but it didn't follow through to this. So something happened.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah. I Wonder what happened.
Jameson
365 days.
Jamie Kennedy
What do you think could have happened?
Lonnie
What did happen? Is it my. Do I say too much?
Jamie Kennedy
I think maybe you were in chump jail.
Lonnie
But Shane. Oh, but Shane wished me the sweetest gift. He said, happy birthday. I hope you have a wonderful day. Oh, it's chump jail. You're right.
Jamie Kennedy
But here's the thing.
Lonnie
Thinking of many things that could have happened.
Jamie Kennedy
You were convicted.
Lonnie
That's what it was.
Jamie Kennedy
You served your time.
Lonnie
Yes.
Jamie Kennedy
But you're still on chump probation.
Lonnie
So no one wanted to be the first one to be.
Jamie Kennedy
I didn't have a problem with it.
Lonnie
So hold on.
Jamie Kennedy
Given your criminal past.
Lonnie
Yes. Oh, I know what happened. What happened is no one wanted to be the first to. Coz if Kelly was on that thread, I would have got a nice one. Kelly would have been like slay king so you're saying like, if, you know, Paul usually reaches out.
Doug
Patrick is the one that starts the group text. That's kind of without him.
Jamie Kennedy
No one wished him a happy birthday. But the dog, which is the most hated dog in America. That Snow White 90210. The dog even got more well wishes than you, Jamie.
Lonnie
I feel actually better now because. No. Patrick and Paul, whatever you say about them, always reach out to me for everything. And they're not scared of other chump judgment. So I. But the fact that they.
Jamie Kennedy
Well, clearly.
Lonnie
But I guess what it is, Lonnie, is since I've been a criminal, what they did was.
Jamie Kennedy
You're convicted.
Lonnie
No one wanted to like kind of be like, yo, I hang.
Loni Love
Be the first one.
Lonnie
I hang with Charles Manson Jr. Over there.
Jamie Kennedy
Right.
Lonnie
Like, they didn't want to like co sign that I've rehabbed. Well, I've rehabbed now. Okay, thread. There's 20 people in the thread. I can't get.
Jamie Kennedy
Shane, could you ask everyone to wish him happy birthday?
Doug
I can't get it came and went.
Jamie Kennedy
His birthday was when was it?
Lonnie
Saturday. It was Memorial Day, but Paris was a month. Paris does birthday month.
Loni Love
It's Wednesday.
Lonnie
Come on. It's birthday week. I mean, I can't get one from Paul.
Loni Love
What did you do for your birthday? Did you get some?
Lonnie
I was working all like I was at a convention until then. I had dinner at midnight and I didn't get home until 2 in the afternoon.
Jamie Kennedy
I saw your post because you were at a con.
Lonnie
Yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
One of the coolest things about doing cons is the gifts we get. Not connecting with people or meeting your fans. It's the gifts.
Loni Love
And he wonders why he's in jail. Why anybody wish me happy birthday?
Lonnie
Come on, Jamie. People. So that's what it is. I feel better. Well, Doug usually.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, he didn't.
Lonnie
Doug didn't even wish me in the private.
Jamie Kennedy
That's weird.
Lonnie
I'm a little bit in jail with Doug.
Jamie Kennedy
Why are you in Doug, Joe?
Lonnie
Doug goes to Farmer's Market and he's like, I'm doing an egg run. How many? Dozens would you like? And I've been so crazy running around playing.
Jamie Kennedy
You're not getting back to him.
Lonnie
Didn't get back to him. So when I went to Chump Festival or whatever it was on Thursday, Chump Mixer. He looked at me and kind of acted like he didn't see me. And then I was at the bar and then we made. We locked eyes and he came over and he gave me a little bit of the Mm, mm, mm. And then he told me why I was in trouble. I said, doug, I'm so sorry. He goes, you're not being a very good neighbor. And he goes, but I forgive you. So he goes, the next time I ask you to eggs, please give me your order.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh.
Lonnie
And then we hugged. And that was it. But he's never charged me for eggs. Farm fresh eggs. Never tried everything.
Loni Love
Wow.
Jamie Kennedy
Did you get invited to the Chump Mixer?
Loni Love
Yes, I did.
Jamie Kennedy
Okay, good.
Loni Love
Twice.
Jamie Kennedy
Great. Okay. No, I don't care. I just want to make sure you're getting the invite.
Loni Love
Shane kept sending me messages. I'm like, I can't go.
Jamie Kennedy
Okay, Okay.
Loni Love
I responded. I would have.
Jamie Kennedy
We were worried that we might have, because I think we missed someone. And then we worried we missed you, so that's why we sent you another one.
Loni Love
Yeah, we did. Twice.
Jameson
I started it. I said on the Chum chain, I said, happy belated birthday, Jamie Kennedy. Todd said, here we go. Doug said, eggs on me. And Ryan said, happy birthday, B. Rad.
Jamie Kennedy
See, There we go. But you're right. It took a beloved chump like Jameson to start it. And also now they think it's okay.
Lonnie
And also public shaming on a national syndicated radio show.
Jamie Kennedy
That also. That could be the case.
Lonnie
I want you guys to, like, to send it because you like me, not because we just said it on radio.
Jamie Kennedy
Can you text him happy birthday, please?
Lonnie
It up.
Loni Love
Oh, okay.
Lonnie
I got an argument with another ch.
Loni Love
Oh, was that the first time I was on and you said something? Okay.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah.
Loni Love
Okay.
Jamie Kennedy
But they're good now.
Lonnie
Yeah. She's not only.
Jamie Kennedy
Not, like, chummy at the Chump Mix.
Lonnie
Super chummy. And she's taking me to BOA next week.
Jamie Kennedy
What?
Lonnie
Yeah, for my birthday.
Jamie Kennedy
You should be taking her after what you said to her.
Lonnie
Well, good. We can go. We'll go. We can go to. We can go to the.
Loni Love
The.
Lonnie
The Sushi sa.
Doug
You really lost sushi?
Lonnie
Samba scrambled them up, but yeah. So me and Mercedes are beyond good. And we laugh. And you know what I love about Mercedes is that she just gets my sense of humor, so she didn't take anything personally. Okay, well, that's what it seems like.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah.
Doug
Wait, that was the impression I got, too.
Jamie Kennedy
She was laughing that day.
Lonnie
One day, dude. And you know what's so funny? You and I stayed really late at the party. I want to make a joke now about this, Lonnie, okay? Not a joke. I walk into the party.
Loni Love
Yes.
Lonnie
And there's a guy there, producer there. And I go, hey, bro. How are you? He goes, hey, Jamie. And you just have to sign all the stuff. He goes, just go right in. And I go, do you need a microphone? He's like, no, just go right in. I go, release. He's like, no, just go right in. So I go, I'm background tonight. And he goes, now just go. Enjoy the party. And so that party, there was groups of things being filmed.
Jamie Kennedy
Yes.
Lonnie
And I look at Mercedes, I go, you, Mike? And she's like, nope. And I go, we're atmosphere tonight.
Jamie Kennedy
And she goes, yep, you're a background talent.
Lonnie
We're background talent. And then I look over and Joey and Crystal in the corner. You would have thought Obama was in the corner. There was 17 cameras. Hands were flying. Every, like was this very passionate. Boom. Releases.
Jamie Kennedy
You're right. You're right.
Lonnie
Everyone leaves. Everyone leaves. Directors. And then it's me, Jeff, Ty Arden, Annie, her boyfriend Todd. And we're dying, cracking up, having the best stories. And I'm like, jeff, where's the crew? And he goes, they left.
Jamie Kennedy
Yep. They were there for one thing. That's why they were there for one thing. They were coming in, getting it, and then out.
Lonnie
Yeah, they did. So it was great. But it was funny because.
Jamie Kennedy
Because it was a pickup.
Lonnie
If you don't wear a mic, Lonnie, then you know background.
Loni Love
Yeah. If you don't see the camera on you.
Lonnie
No, I had the sliders. Everything was happy. And me and Mercedes were laughing.
Jamie Kennedy
We have to talk about what you said about Shane.
Loni Love
Uh oh.
Lonnie
Oh, God, no. We're in such a good place.
Loni Love
What did he say about my boo boo?
Jamie Kennedy
He's not wrong.
Lonnie
Oh, my God.
Jamie Kennedy
He's not.
Loni Love
Oh, my God.
Lonnie
Shane just gave me. Are we in a good place?
Jameson
Yeah.
Doug
Do you know until you say whatever you're gonna say.
Lonnie
I didn't say.
Loni Love
Do you know what he said?
Doug
I was drinking.
Jamie Kennedy
What happens when you drink?
Doug
Oh, what happened?
Jamie Kennedy
What happened lately?
Lonnie
Wait, what did I say? What was the term that I said that would. Chumps. Not just you.
Jamie Kennedy
You said cunty.
Lonnie
No, I said.
Jamie Kennedy
You said Shane was cunty.
Lonnie
I said, no, I said, when chumps drink, they're either. What did I say? What were the three words? They're chumpy, funny, funty, or cunty.
Doug
And Shane, I would say I'm all three.
Lonnie
Shane with me were laughing.
Jamie Kennedy
You never know with Shane.
Lonnie
Shane and me were laughing and having a good time. And then, like, he had a drink while he had those beautiful martinis.
Jamie Kennedy
Yep.
Lonnie
He takes them down. And two martinis teenies later, I was talking to Kerry. Cause Carrie's been helping me with my hole. It's a whole other story. And we're all laughing. And then I said, carrie, you and me should do the show together. And she goes, we already did. And I go, when? She goes, when you first started, that was our first fight. And I said, oh my God, we had a fight. And then I go, oh, yeah, we did have a fight. And she goes, I'm over it. And then I go, you know, Carrie, listen, I fight with women sometimes. I have a lot of sisters. And Shane goes, we get it. A lot of sisters. I'm from Philly. Women are aggressive. Change the fucking record.
Loni Love
Thank you.
Lonnie
And he stepped three. Three foot stops. And he goes, he's been a bitch
Jamie Kennedy
the last two weeks.
Lonnie
Get it? And Todd is going. And Carrie goes. And I'm sitting there going, did I miss the joke? And Shane was. And then he went. He was so annoyed. And then I look at Mercedes, I go, did I say something? She goes, no, Shane did. It was so funny. But I was like, yeah, he got me totally different. Two martinis.
Jamie Kennedy
Yep.
Lonnie
He's like, we get it. So good for you, Shane. Good for Shane. Fine Philly. Fine feeling.
Loni Love
He let it out, baby.
Lonnie
Well, it was really funny. So I was like, what's the real Shane? So is the martini Shane or is the pre. Teeny Shane?
Jamie Kennedy
Well, that night the martini was Shane.
Lonnie
Okay. Okay.
Jamie Kennedy
That night he had. Cause he had a lot going on in his world.
Lonnie
He had a lot going on. I know you.
Jamie Kennedy
He was angry.
Lonnie
Yeah. But also he had. I think you probably had at least four martinis that night.
Jamie Kennedy
He was drinking his feelings.
Loni Love
He works really hard. He deserves four.
Lonnie
No, you did. And you're. I feel like they're doubles.
Doug
They. No, they were normal. But. But I didn't eat the food cuz I didn't want to smell like the wagu.
Lonnie
You didn't eat the food. And that olive absorbed. You eat that olive.
Jamie Kennedy
You have two drinks with. No. With empty stomach.
Doug
Yeah. Feels like more.
Jamie Kennedy
You're cunty.
Lonnie
He was. Is that okay to say? But it was. But we're sweet. He just wishes me sweet. Text.
Doug
I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
Lonnie
I thought it was.
Doug
I was just trying to be funny.
Lonnie
It was funny. No, it didn't.
Loni Love
Did it hurt your feelings?
Lonnie
No, he just asked me what happened at the party.
Jamie Kennedy
That was a sweet apology.
Lonnie
That was very sweet.
Jamie Kennedy
You really like your Uncle Jamie.
Lonnie
Thank you.
Jamie Kennedy
All right, so we were talking yesterday about Mulholland Hills Tennis Club.
Lonnie
Yes.
Jamie Kennedy
And I had joined to get my daughter into tennis lessons, Specifically mornings, every other Saturday or Sunday, because that's when I have my daughter. They assured me that would not be a problem. And then after I joined and paid, then they told me that the courts were not available until after 12. So look, isn't that beautiful? Oh, yeah.
Doug
How did that pool.
Lonnie
Oh, that pool's gonna be bomb in the summer.
Jamie Kennedy
So after speaking to the appropriate people, you know, talking about on the radio yesterday, and fortunately, after we spoke about on the radio extensively, we were pointed in the right direction. We spoke to Philippe, who's head of the racquet sports, and Philippe is being so accommodating, and it looks like he has a 10am on Sunday from Monroe. Wow. Thank you, Philippe.
Loni Love
Wow.
Jamie Kennedy
Thank you, Phillipe.
Lonnie
Jeff. I want to.
Jameson
Bullying works, everyone. Moral of the story.
Jamie Kennedy
We started with nice. What do we do? We always start with nice, Jeff. And that didn't work.
Lonnie
Do you have to be voted in by the board? Lord. Because if they look at my history, I'm in trouble. No, I want to join.
Jamie Kennedy
They didn't do a credit check. They didn't do a background check. They didn't do anything.
Loni Love
Oh, I can join in.
Lonnie
They go, wait. Then they can look up a little history. Aren't you from Detroit? Oh, man, I lived in Compton.
Loni Love
If they don't look that up, I'm like, good.
Jamie Kennedy
What happened to Six Eight, by the way?
Loni Love
Six Eight?
Jamie Kennedy
You were supposed to text me. I know you met him for drinks. It was a Friday, I think.
Loni Love
Yeah, we met for drinks. Nothing went down.
Jamie Kennedy
What are you talking about?
Loni Love
His birthday is coming up in June. I'm helping him with his birthday party. But the problem is his birthday is on a Saturday, and I have to go out of town, and Noodles is coming in on Sunday.
Jamie Kennedy
Noodle city.
Lonnie
Yes.
Loni Love
And Noodles wants to make up for the first time that we did it. So I'm gonna go with Noodles.
Jamie Kennedy
Are you serious? But Noodles. Okay, and then I'm setting yourself up for disappointment.
Loni Love
No, I just want to get done with Noodles, and then I can concentrate on Six Eight.
Doug
You see, Six Eight lives in town. Six Eight is more accessible.
Loni Love
Thank you. Thank you.
Jamie Kennedy
Why didn't you hook up with Six Eight? Just for fun?
Loni Love
Because I was sleepy. And so we just started talking, and I was sleeping.
Jamie Kennedy
You're like, it's gonna be a lot of work. It's our first time. I'm gonna have to, like, put some effort in. I don't want to do it.
Loni Love
Exactly.
Jamie Kennedy
I get that.
Loni Love
So I helped him with his party, and so we're okay. So by the next. If I'm here in two more months.
Jamie Kennedy
But that noodle city wants a second shot at you.
Loni Love
Exactly. And he's only gonna be in town one night.
Jamie Kennedy
Okay. Oh, I have. Should I get you a Viagra or Sialis.
Lonnie
He.
Loni Love
I'm making him responsible. Cause if it doesn't. And then it's over. Right. He says it.
Lonnie
He said, oh. So this he. You're saying that he was a noodle, but he wasn't al dente. Yeah. So noodle really flopped.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah. So he's probably nervous. And now you're gonna give him a second chance. But now it's even going to be more pressure. So he better. I mean.
Loni Love
And I'm down 27 pounds. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.
Lonnie
Congrats. He better take a blue and a yellow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.
Loni Love
So by my birthday, I want to be down another 10, which is July. And I just. Again, I want to thank all the chump listeners because they encouraged me. They encouraged me. They just gonna. It's gonna.
Jamie Kennedy
They don't encourage anybody. Are you kidding?
Loni Love
They're nasty.
Jamie Kennedy
Are you serious?
Loni Love
When I put it up on in my comments,
Lonnie
they don't.
Jamie Kennedy
Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis live every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel, exclusively on the the SiriusXM app.
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Episode: Loni Love & Jamie Kennedy: George Glass & Birthday Texts
Date: June 5, 2026
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Loni Love, Jamie Kennedy
This episode features a classic no-holds-barred conversation as Jeff Lewis welcomes Loni Love and Jamie Kennedy. The trio dive into everything from dress code drama and the infamous “Hernandez” incident, to the realities of career pivots in showbiz, “foot ratings” on WikiFeet, and the ever-complicated birthday group texts. The tone is candid, irreverently funny, and unfiltered, with every guest dishing stories and playful jabs in equal measure.
[01:05–05:55]
Jeff, Loni, and Jamie recount a heated debate over comments made about Lola’s attire at a work event.
Loni passionately defends Lola’s right to dress how she wants, while Jamie confesses his comments may have been inappropriate.
Hilarious back-and-forth about the difference between “tatas” and “nipples.”
Quote:
“If she wanted to show her fucking cha chas, let her show her cha chas. That is her.” — Loni Love [01:48]
The panel pokes fun at generational differences and touches briefly on mental health.
Quote:
"Your generation... they're all messed up, and they're soft. And I go, a bunch of them." — Lonnie [04:53]
“They're all just... All on SSRIs. And Lola stops and looks at me and goes, I’m on SSRI.” [05:01]
[07:05–15:54]
[16:13–21:45]
[21:32–26:13]
[26:43–29:57]
[34:56–40:38]
[40:39–45:14]
[46:12–47:36]
[47:48–49:56]
On Defending Lola’s Style
“If she wanted to show her fucking cha chas, let her show her cha chas.” — Loni Love [01:48]
On Accountability
“I want his head on a stick.” — Jeff Lewis [08:24]
The ‘George Glass’ Revelation
“It’s giving George Glass…he looked at his radio at Sirius XM.” — Jameson [15:01]
On Industry Changes
“Comedy Central would be the king of comedy eight years ago now doesn’t even exist.” — Lonnie [19:43]
On OnlyFans Ambitions
“I’m gonna do an OnlyFans for my knees.” — Loni Love [21:38]
On Birthday Snubbing
“You were convicted, you served your time, but you’re still on chump probation.” — Jamie Kennedy [36:53]
| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|----------------------------------------------------| | 01:05 | Intro: Lola dress code incident | | 07:05 | Roofing disaster and the Hernandez saga | | 15:01 | “George Glass” naming conspiracy | | 16:13 | Philosophy: Rejection vs. redirection | | 19:43 | Showbiz pivots and career reinventions | | 21:38 | OnlyFans/wikifeet/body part monetization | | 26:43 | Mattress confessions | | 34:56 | Birthday text drama | | 40:39 | Mixer/social snafus and forgiveness | | 43:29 | “Chumpy, funty, or cunty” martini persona talk | | 46:12 | Tennis lesson saga and “bullying works” lesson | | 47:48 | Relationship updates: “Six Eight” & “Noodles” | | 49:31 | Loni’s weight loss journey |
This episode encapsulated the signature Jeff Lewis chaos—uproarious, occasionally awkward, and always real. Topics ranged from everyday absurdities and work drama to deeper insights about adaptation and resilience in life and show business. The banter is relentless, the stories wildly entertaining, and each personality shines with their trademark blend of affection and irreverence.