Loni Love & Sarah Colonna: Birthday Hookup & Anniversary Song

Summary

JEFF LEWIS HAS ISSUES
Episode: Loni Love & Sarah Colonna: Birthday Hookup & Anniversary Song
Date: July 22, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, Jeff Lewis welcomes comedians Loni Love and Sarah Colonna to dig into personal antics, relationship stories, wild weekends, Real Housewives drama, and the complications that arise from fame—both fun and fraught. True to form, no topic is off-limits as they riff on birthday hookups, cringe-worthy anniversary gifts, messy friendship fallouts, and the sometimes bizarre world of reality TV. Along the way, there’s a healthy dose of outrageous humor, a little gossip, some candid advice, and a lot of laughs.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Birthday in Vegas: Loni’s Wild Weekend

• Loni Love shares her birthday celebration in Las Vegas, including performing with Martin Lawrence, surprise encounters, and Vegas shenanigans.
• She talks about running into the New York Knicks coach Mike Brown and scoring a surprise cake during the show.

“My birthday's tomorrow.” – Loni Love [01:33]

• Conversation shifts to food safety amid parasite outbreaks, with Loni giving a comedic PSA:

“A parasite is hitting the veggies and the fruit, and you could get explosive diarrhea, and I am upset. That ain't nothing but the devil trying to stop me from eating salad.” – Loni Love [02:49]

• On Vegas hookups: Loni confesses to a fun, no-strings birthday “present” with a man she met at a craps table:

“I mean, we were winning money, that's even worth three dates.” – Loni Love [05:30]
Surprise: The guy was tall (“6’8”!), in his 40s, and in military service.

2. Sarah’s Anniversary: Romance, AI Songs & Material Gifting Angst

• Sarah Colonna recounts her wedding anniversary trip to Cabo, filled with beachside dinners, margaritas, and an unusual gift—her husband wrote her a song (with help from AI).

“John gave me an AirPod and he had one in his ear. And he played for me a song that he had written.” – Sarah Colonna [07:25]

• Jeff roasts the AI-written song as a disappointing and “nightmare” anniversary gift:

“Please tell me you filed for divorce. That is the most disappointing anniversary gift.” – Jeff Lewis [08:42]

• Memorable lyric excerpt:

“Seeing you on my TV, there goes my erection. Never thought that girl would ever notice me…” [07:52]

• In true Jeff fashion, he wonders why there was no big jewelry:

“So he has no problem buying a ladies soccer team, but he can't get you a nice diamond tennis necklace?” – Jeff Lewis [12:20]

• Sarah remains romantic:

“That's sentimental. That's something that you know you're gonna remember forever.” – Loni Love [12:23]
“Jeff's dead inside. He doesn't understand sentimental.” – Sarah Colonna [12:28]

• They joke the only thing that can buy anal is jewelry:

“You're not doing anal for a song.” – Jeff Lewis [12:56]

3. Gay Karaoke & “Songs That Made Us Gay”

• Frank (friend/cast regular) describes a themed piano night: friends perform songs that made them realize they were gay.

“This month's theme was songs that made you gay. And they also had to submit pictures of us as little gay boys." – Frank [13:43]

• There’s a “Part of Your World” number, group singing, and nostalgia.
• Loni brags that in Korea, her karaoke skills had people thinking she was Aretha Franklin [15:31].

4. Relationship Real Talk & Past Marriages

• Discussion touches on Sarah and Loni’s relationship histories. Loni is honest about a short-lived marriage:

“I was married for three months. It was the worst three months of my life…I'm not a wife.” – Loni Love [17:52]

• Loni and Jeff joke about relationship lessons:

"So you learned you just sleep with them, you don't marry them." – Jeff Lewis [18:14]

5. Bravo Reality TV Behind the Scenes

• Loni talks about co-hosting with Cynthia Bailey and catching up on Real Housewives of Atlanta, hinting at explosive drama in the reunion:

“They started talking about each other's mama and, you know, in the black community...No, I didn't talk about mamas.” – Loni Love & Jeff Lewis [21:27]

• Discussion about the “fakery” of reality TV cast trips:

"We're not idiots. I already know a producer is putting you all together in a bus and sending you to San Diego." – Jeff Lewis [24:18]

• Loni explains the difference between being a “friend” cast member (discloses less) and a full “Housewife” (must have a storyline and include family) [23:32].
• They debate new vs. old cast members, bankruptcy storylines, and favorite housewives [25:32].

6. Showbiz Stories & Celebrity Encounters

• Loni shares about the Netflix “Hawk” premiere, meeting Will Ferrell (“with his eyes closed” in the photo), and rubbing shoulders with Molly Shannon and Ice Cube’s son [28:19 – 30:54].
• Audience impact surprises her:

“People were at the premiere saying I love you on Jeff Lewis. It was some publicist. That's why I was like, really? People really listen to your show.” – Loni Love [30:01]

7. Jeff’s Ongoing "Victim Narrative" Drama

• Jeff updates the crew about drama stemming from a golf cart accident—his friend Lakendra is portraying herself as a victim online, generating sympathy and stirring up tension.
• He discusses disappointment over public responses and learning who real friends are:

"I'm drawn to these big fun personalities, some of which are a little bit reckless...ultimately they get fired for the same reason. Everyone has expiration dates now." – Jeff Lewis [39:50]

• Loni offers a sage perspective on drama, accountability, and letting things play out naturally [39:05].

8. Cats, Coyotes & Quirky Home Life

• Sarah updates on her four cats: only one, Ralphie, misses her when out of town (and shows it by pooping under her desk) [45:13].
• The group debates letting cats outdoors and fending off coyotes. Jeff jokes:

“Snap that coyote’s neck. Even though I’m gay.” – Jeff Lewis [46:33]

9. Homeless Encounters & Summits

• Jeff relays a bizarre roadside sign:

“I’ll do anything to make a buck, but no Gay shit.” [47:08-47:18]

• Loni plugs an upcoming event called “Learn Her Forward” (unaware what it is until her agent reveals it’s a women’s leadership summit in Kentucky). They riff on the name and event confusion [47:38 – 48:38].

10. Upcoming Shows & Promotion

• Loni and Sarah hype their upcoming comedy dates (Miami, Montreal, Vegas, Nashville, etc.) and joke about selling out venues.
• Jeff touts their big live show at Cobbs in San Francisco (July 30th):

“People can't get tickets. It's already sold out.” – Sarah Colonna [50:07]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “A parasite is hitting the veggies and the fruit, and you could get explosive diarrhea, and I am upset. That ain't nothing but the devil trying to stop me from eating salad.”
  – Loni Love [02:49]

• “Please tell me you filed for divorce. That is the most disappointing anniversary gift.”
  – Jeff Lewis (reacting to the AI song) [08:42]

• "You're not doing anal for a song."
  – Jeff Lewis [12:56]

• “We lose them how we get them.”
  – Loni Love (on friendship cycles) [39:50]

• “I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.”
  – Sarah Colonna (riffing on the homeless man’s sign) [47:28]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Time | Segment / Topic | |--------|-----------------| | 01:33 | Loni’s Birthday & Vegas recaps | | 04:08 | Food safety/parasites tangent (explosive diarrhea) | | 04:53 | Loni’s Vegas hookup story | | 07:02 | Sarah’s Cabo anniversary trip | | 07:49 | The AI-generated anniversary song | | 13:43 | Gay karaoke & “Songs that made you gay” | | 17:52 | Loni’s brief marriage confessions | | 21:27 | Real Housewives drama & “don’t talk about mamas” | | 23:32 | Friend vs. Housewife, reality TV “setups” | | 25:32 | Recapping new and old Housewives stories | | 28:19 | Showbiz stories: “Hawk” premiere, Fortune Feimster | | 35:11 | Show drama: fallout with Lakendra post-golf cart incident | | 39:50 | Letting drama play out, learning from cycles | | 45:13 | Cat stories & quirky pet dynamics | | 47:08 | The “no Gay shit” panhandler sign anecdote | | 47:38 | Loni’s “Learn Her Forward” summit confusion | | 48:45 | Promotions and show dates | | 50:07 | Cobbs show already sold out | | 51:42 | Podcast wrap-up & closing banter |

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Tone and Style

Unfiltered, hilarious, a bit irreverent, but warm-hearted. The conversation flows with the panel ribbing each other, revealing outrageous personal stories, and peppering real talk with snarky asides. Jeff plays the deadpan cynic; Loni is candid and feisty; Sarah offers zingers but shows her sentimental side. The banter is self-aware, self-deprecating, and consistently tongue-in-cheek—making for a highly entertaining listen.

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This summary captures the energy, major topics, and funniest moments of the episode while neatly marking where to find each highlight. Consider it your CliffsNotes for Jeff Lewis Has Issues: Birthday Hookup & Anniversary Song.

Transcript

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[Jeff Lewis]

This is our love language. We terrorize each other. You're the villain. You're now the villain. Yeah, same girl. But that's kind of the deal. You come on here, you get made fun of, right?

[Sarah Colonna]

Uh, yeah. Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In today's episode, Loni Love and Sarah Colonna join the show. We talk about birthday hookups outside cats and anniversary songs.

[Lonnie Love]

My birthday's tomorrow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Happy birthday.

[Lonnie Love]

Happy birthday. 22.

[Sarah Colonna]

There we go.

[Jeff Lewis]

You were in Vegas this weekend celebrating.

[Lonnie Love]

I was celebrating me and Martin Lawrence, we had a great show. And then they gave me a little surprise cake. And guess who I met? The head coach of the New York Knicks. The world champion. I was so excited, Sarah. Yeah, you were so excited. He's really nice. Mike Brown. Really great guy. And then there were other people. So it was just a great week in.

[Jeff Lewis]

So did you stay at Resorts World?

[Lonnie Love]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is that where your show was? Yes, I love it there. We had our chump con there.

[Sarah Colonna]

I was telling her that. I said it's my favorite place. I love that place.

[Lonnie Love]

Really?

[Sarah Colonna]

Do you have a booker?

[Jeff Lewis]

We had it in the theater.

[Producer/Assistant]

Yeah, we had a. No, we had Zuk's nightclub.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh yeah. The theater's huge.

[Producer/Assistant]

Yeah.

[Lonnie Love]

I was wondering.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah. Oh, did you have it in the theater?

[Jeff Lewis]

How many people did you have?

[Lonnie Love]

It's like 3,000, but it's Martin Lawrence.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. You know, we had 400, but that's thousands.

[Producer/Assistant]

They drink enough for 3,000.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, they sure do. I loved resort. Did you Go to the steakhouse. How good is that?

[Lonnie Love]

Delicious. But I can't, you know, because I'm on the shot still, so I can only eat, like, a quarter of the steak.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you try the apps?

[Lonnie Love]

I did try that, and I love everything. Well, I still love food, which I come to complain because I have been trying to, you know, eat healthy. And then what happens? A parasite is hitting the veggies and the fruit, and you could get explosive diarrhea, and I am upset. That ain't nothing but the. The devil trying to stop me from eating salad.

[Sarah Colonna]

That's right.

[Lonnie Love]

It's in the berries. It's in the lettuce.

[Frank (Friend)]

You.

[Lonnie Love]

You have to cook your vegetables, Chumps. I'm telling this as a psa. Cook your veggies.

[Sarah Colonna]

They don't eat vegetables.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's when it loses the nutritional value, though.

[Producer/Assistant]

Well, you can wash. They said do, like, one part vinegar or whatever, three parts water for if you're gonna eat fresh produce right now. Because people are having diarrhea that they cannot stop for months.

[Jeff Lewis]

But don't you lose weight, though, when you have explosive diarrhea?

[Lonnie Love]

But it's like, no, the hospitalization, it's bad. Okay?

[Jeff Lewis]

I'd rather have explosive diarrhea than throw up.

[Lonnie Love]

No, some of them do that, too. It's like, it just depends on your body. I don't want both.

[Jeff Lewis]

One or the other.

[Lonnie Love]

Well, then, you know what? Just cook your food or wash it in vinegar. I don't know.

[Producer/Assistant]

Twinkies. We're back to processing.

[Sarah Colonna]

Is it in every state now? I wasn't sure if.

[Lonnie Love]

31 states.

[Sarah Colonna]

What about California?

[Lonnie Love]

Of course. California.

[Jeff Lewis]

So what are you going to eat?

[Lonnie Love]

Steak. McDonald's.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you. Did you meet anybody this weekend?

[Lonnie Love]

Yes, I did. I always meet people when I go, you know, ow.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's her birthday.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, my God, I forgot. Oh, Jeff, I forgot to. I forgot to text back. Six, eight. I'm so sorry. Wait, hold on.

[Jeff Lewis]

Six seven or six eight?

[Lonnie Love]

Six eight.

[Producer/Assistant]

He grew.

[Jeff Lewis]

He just keeps getting bigger.

[Lonnie Love]

I forgot to. He called me, and I told him I was gonna call him back, and I was busy. Yeah, I'll text him anyway. But, yes, it was a nice guy. He's in the service, which I. I like, you know, guys in the service, because usually they are okay, and they won't. They don't want to get in trouble,

[Sarah Colonna]

so that makes sense. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you feel safe?

[Lonnie Love]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. So was he.

[Lonnie Love]

No, no. This. He's. He was in his 40s, so he still can, you know, and it was nice. It was a Nice evening.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, did you. Is he a Chuckle Fucker?

[Lonnie Love]

What's that?

[Jeff Lewis]

Is he. Did he come to see you?

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, no, no, I met him.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is it a setup?

[Lonnie Love]

No, I met him at the craps table.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, really?

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah. Cause I gamble. It's Vegas.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then how long did you know him before you went back to your room?

[Lonnie Love]

Like, about six hours. Okay.

[Producer/Assistant]

Long time.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, you got you.

[Lonnie Love]

I mean, we were winning money that's even worth three dates.

[Sarah Colonna]

Worth enough time to go deep, you know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you have a few drinks?

[Lonnie Love]

A lot of drinks. Okay. It was Vegas. You know what I like about Vegas? You can be yourself. You see those people in their little bathing suits and all types of bodies.

[Producer/Assistant]

Flip flops, toes out.

[Lonnie Love]

I mean, asses out, everything. Vegas is just wild. It is.

[Sarah Colonna]

Just walking through with, like, a bikini in a casino, fucking cigarette hanging out of your mouth.

[Promo Voice]

Yeah.

[Producer/Assistant]

It's not Love Island.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did he leave after or did he stay?

[Lonnie Love]

No, I asked him to leave because I was like, you know, where's the time, Gwen?

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Where's the dick, Gwen?

[Jeff Lewis]

And then you didn't see him again. That was it.

[Lonnie Love]

Because, you know, I don't. It was just for that moment, it was just to get something, you know,

[Producer/Assistant]

you had to go back to the service.

[Lonnie Love]

Birthday present, a birthday gift.

[Jeff Lewis]

What night was that? Friday or Saturday?

[Lonnie Love]

That was Thursday.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh. Oh, God. You got two more days out of it to go.

[Lonnie Love]

Well, no, not with him. But I mean, I always fly in early for my shows. So Thursday night. I had all of Thursday to relax and everything. And then that's when I met him. I met him, like, Thursday, like about 6 o'. Clock.

[Sarah Colonna]

And then did you meet anyone else on Friday and Saturday?

[Lonnie Love]

No, I did not.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, okay.

[Lonnie Love]

I was working.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay.

[Lonnie Love]

I was a good girl.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you did shows on Friday and Saturday?

[Lonnie Love]

No, we did one on Friday.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Lonnie Love]

It wasn't Saturday, it was Saturday night. We had one show Saturday night.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, Sarah, you were in Cabo for how long?

[Sarah Colonna]

Like six days.

[Lonnie Love]

It was so cute. It was so cute.

[Jeff Lewis]

Six nights, seven days. You did Jet Suite X.

[Sarah Colonna]

We did Jet Suite X home. Yeah. We actually did Delta there because Jet Suite Sweet X was full.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, and then where did you stay?

[Sarah Colonna]

Esperanza.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, nice. And then what did you actually end up getting for your anniversary?

[Sarah Colonna]

A trip to Cabo and Dick and lots of that. And as I told you, we weren't doing diamonds. And we had a dinner on the beach, a private dinner on the beach. And when we got down there, John gave me an AirPod and he had one in his ear. And he played for me a song that he had written.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

I still remember.

[Lonnie Love]

Is this a song?

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Seeing you on my tv There goes my erection. Never thought that girl would ever notice me. You were my celebrity crush back then. Oh, Couldn't have dreamed how this story would begin. I found a way sometimes A couple of strangers becoming us now every time I look at you I still see a girl I couldn't believe would choose me. We're back in Esperanza.

[Producer/Assistant]

Sounds like Dave Matthews.

[Jeff Lewis]

Please tell me you filed for divorce. That is the most disappointing anniversary gift.

[Lonnie Love]

That is sweet.

[Sarah Colonna]

It was amazing.

[Lonnie Love]

Don't listen to him.

[Sarah Colonna]

The best part is he puts it in and I'm like, who wrote who Is this? What's happening? And we're both, like, kind of teary eyed, maybe a little bit drunk, and then we both just start hysterically laughing. And he's like, well, I didn't really know. And then I found out it was AI. Because then right after he finished it, they go, do you also want a punk rock version? And you also want a love ballad version? And so now we have all three versions.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, my God. Well, what version is that?

[Sarah Colonna]

I believe that's the love. The love ballad. Yeah, the 80s love ballad version.

[Producer/Assistant]

Air Supply.

[Sarah Colonna]

Come on. You don't want Ty to do that for you. We're back here at the round.

[Lonnie Love]

We're jealous.

[Jeff Lewis]

That would be the end.

[Sarah Colonna]

No, I met you at the roundup.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was advocating for a tennis necklace. Something that you could take away from it.

[Lonnie Love]

I can.

[Sarah Colonna]

This will never go away.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's a nightmare. That will never go away.

[Frank (Friend)]

This. You look beautiful in this picture of you two. And I was looking at the table, I'm like, why are John's AirPods on the table? Like, that's so lame. Anniversary. But now.

[Sarah Colonna]

Now you know why. Yes.

[Lonnie Love]

Nobody else can hear it.

[Producer/Assistant]

Thank goodness.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you have to listen to the whole song or you're like, hey, I got the idea.

[Sarah Colonna]

I love you, John. I listened to the entire thing. And then when he played the other ones, the punk rock version, we couldn't.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, my God.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

It's a concert. Standing by the water where we promise we never change.

[Sarah Colonna]

Ian kind of like that.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's a little better.

[Producer/Assistant]

Blake. 182.

[Sarah Colonna]

It does sound like Blink 182. And we were laughing so hard. And since we were, like, at this private dinner, you know this, we just have a waiter for us. And he's like. He's like, what the fuck are these two listening to? You can totally just come by and Go just refill our drinks and just walk away like, what is happening over here?

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Oh, my God.

[Frank (Friend)]

Oh.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Jeff Lewis]

So no gift? Nothing?

[Lonnie Love]

I didn't.

[Sarah Colonna]

That was a gift. The trip was our gift.

[Producer/Assistant]

Six nights.

[Jeff Lewis]

You take a trick. You go to club all the time.

[Sarah Colonna]

We had the nicest room. We had a.

[Jeff Lewis]

You always had nice rooms.

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, we had a nicer one. It was bigger. I had three bedrooms. Oh, good for the two of us.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm disappointed.

[Sarah Colonna]

I'm not. I said no. No gifts. I didn't want. As you know, I don't like material things.

[Lonnie Love]

Obviously.

[Jeff Lewis]

So he has no problem buying a ladies soccer team, but he can't get you a nice diamond tennis necklace?

[Sarah Colonna]

Have you seen my bag? My handbag collection? I have the rock on my finger, the rock on my other finger.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's a 10 year anniversary.

[Sarah Colonna]

I didn't want anything.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's not too late to make this right.

[Sarah Colonna]

Twelve.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah. That's big. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was expecting something like that for the 10 year anniversary.

[Sarah Colonna]

I'm sorry he disappointed you. Jeff, sit.

[Jeff Lewis]

I am afraid one of those ladies on the soccer team is wearing your necklace. That's what I. That's what I'm worried about.

[Producer/Assistant]

They each got him.

[Sarah Colonna]

All of a sudden I see it. I'm like, wait, where did she get that nice beautif.

[Producer/Assistant]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you got. And you got a song from AI. Who gave him that? Who gave him that stupid idea?

[Sarah Colonna]

I'm sure he. I'm pretty sure he gave.

[Jeff Lewis]

Straight guys are so dumb. They are so dumb.

[Lonnie Love]

That's sentimental. That's something that you know you're gonna remember forever.

[Sarah Colonna]

Jeff's dead inside. He doesn't understand sentimental.

[Lonnie Love]

Okay, I'm gonna make Jeff a song. I know.

[Sarah Colonna]

Let's do it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I loved your romantic post.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh.

[Jeff Lewis]

10 years down anal to go. And then Michael Beck responded. These are gonna be your best years. I can't believe you haven't done anal after 10 years.

[Sarah Colonna]

No. Yeah, maybe if I would have got that diamond necklace.

[Jeff Lewis]

Agreed. You're right. You're right. You're not doing anal for a song.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

John's really missing out.

[Sarah Colonna]

I don't know if he is, to be honest.

[Jeff Lewis]

Not after all that produce.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Oh.

[Sarah Colonna]

I was literally like, john, is it okay if I tell Kian about the song?

[Jeff Lewis]

Big mistake.

[Sarah Colonna]

He was like, please do.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, speaking of explosive diarrhea, you had karaoke with your friends this weekend.

[Frank (Friend)]

Oh, my go. We had the best weekend. So two of Frong's friends.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's been waiting for an hour to Talk about

[Frank (Friend)]

was so magical. Two of Frong's friends host a piano night every couple months, and there's a theme. This month's theme was songs that made you gay. And they also had to submit pictures of us as little gay boys. So I picked Part of youf World from Little Mermaid, which is. But, you know, every single day, you

[Jeff Lewis]

have to sing that for us.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay.

[Producer/Assistant]

Why?

[Frank (Friend)]

Play the video. Cue it, Oscar.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have to sing it for us.

[Frank (Friend)]

So I had. I was performing for these gigs. I wanted to give it a dramatic flair. So she dies in the end. She's choking. She needs water. It's like an irony of it all. I don't get it, but it's like, she's a mermaid. There's water everywhere. Water.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah, she's dying. I get it.

[Frank (Friend)]

But anyway, when we got there, there was a book with all of our photos of little gay boys. And it was so fun. And then we were all singing along. I just. These guys are great. And so thank you to Brian and Spencer for hosting another phenomenal night.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, I see the little book. If you guys.

[Frank (Friend)]

They cater it, they have dessert. I mean, they go all out. They're so special.

[Jeff Lewis]

How many gays were there?

[Frank (Friend)]

About 40 gays.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

God, you theater gays. You have the best time.

[Frank (Friend)]

Yeah, we had a really good time.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I saw your post. It says we perform songs that made us know we were special. Definitely special.

[Frank (Friend)]

We all knew Frank sang I Can't wait to be King from Lion King. So I sang back up as Zazu. And then, you know, people were singing Rent. We're all singing along. It was so sweet. I thought of you, Jeff.

[Jeff Lewis]

I would be so uncomfortable.

[Frank (Friend)]

Well, you would.

[Jeff Lewis]

So uncomfortable.

[Frank (Friend)]

It would be a disaster for you. Yes, I thought of you. Cause two people sang part of your world. Or I mean, sang a whole new world.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Frank (Friend)]

From Aladdin.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah.

[Frank (Friend)]

I was like, bitch, so much song.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, when you and Alyssa sang that for. Do you sing that for Monroe or Part of this World?

[Frank (Friend)]

No, we sung Aladdin. A Whole New World.

[Jeff Lewis]

She loved that.

[Lonnie Love]

I love karaoke. I did karaoke in Korea. They thought I was Aretha Franklin over there.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

All right.

[Lonnie Love]

It was just phenomenal.

[Frank (Friend)]

All right, well, I mean, I asked the group what song made you gay. What would you say?

[Lonnie Love]

Jaback in Esperanza? I'm just gonna say that.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yep.

[Frank (Friend)]

I'm singing that at the next one because I've got an original tune to sing.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. I am worried about John.

[Lonnie Love]

That's so sweet.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, I was sending it to all my Friends. It was just, like, the best.

[Lonnie Love]

What else did you guys do over there?

[Sarah Colonna]

We just like to have margaritas and lay by the pool and go to dinner, you know, nothing.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can I ask on your Instagram, I just saw Frank was standing up.

[Frank (Friend)]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

And he was singing. But you were sitting in a chair next to him.

[Frank (Friend)]

Because I was Zazu. I was the backup. I didn't want to take. I didn't want to pull focus from Brandon. It was his song.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, you meaning he didn't want you to pull focus on him?

[Frank (Friend)]

No, I sat down. I wanted him to shine, and then he gave me time for me to shine.

[Jeff Lewis]

Trust me, he's got a lot of time to shine. He's shining. So was he involved in your performance, or you were on your own?

[Frank (Friend)]

I was on my own solo.

[Lonnie Love]

Didn't you see the dying scene? He was by himself. Dying.

[Frank (Friend)]

Yeah. It was awesome. You would absolutely hate it. And for me, I know you're not gonna appreciate this moment, but I really thought, you know, you don't know what you don't know. And I was thinking, as a little gay boy, I was like, I wouldn't know that this is. I'd want to be today. Like, I just thought it was so great.

[Lonnie Love]

It was.

[Jeff Lewis]

I love you. Want to be here.

[Frank (Friend)]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, no, we're not here.

[Frank (Friend)]

No, no, not in the studio. But I mean, at that singing, just all of us kind of, like healing through song and music. It was so touching.

[Lonnie Love]

You don't do karaoke?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, once in a while when I'm drunk enough.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, you do it, like, with the chomps.

[Jeff Lewis]

Chumpioki, Chumpiochee.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah. What's your go to?

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't. I don't really have a go to.

[Sarah Colonna]

I don't either.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, but I've got a new one. Because of this song. I will never go to Esperanza, ever.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's actually gonna be their new. Their new theme song in their commercial.

[Jeff Lewis]

So we're gonna love that.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, we're gonna sell it to them.

[Lonnie Love]

I love it. Did you ever think you'd be married 10 years?

[Sarah Colonna]

No, I didn't think I was gonna get married.

[Lonnie Love]

So I remember.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, I didn't really want to.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, but have you been married?

[Sarah Colonna]

I like it.

[Lonnie Love]

For three months. It was the worst three months of my life.

[Producer/Assistant]

Really?

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah. Oh, three months ago. Wait, when was that?

[Lonnie Love]

It was a military guy in Vegas. Well, why are you repeating the same

[Sarah Colonna]

shit on your birthday?

[Lonnie Love]

No, I just didn't get married.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, okay.

[Lonnie Love]

So I didn't make the same mistake.

[Producer/Assistant]

How long did you learn?

[Jeff Lewis]

So you learned you just sleep with them, you don't marry them.

[Sarah Colonna]

Exactly.

[Lonnie Love]

Annulled it three months.

[Sarah Colonna]

What can you say what went wrong? That it only lasted three months?

[Lonnie Love]

Because it was. I'm not a wife. Okay. You know. You know when. You know, and I was like. And, you know, I was traveling, I'm Stand up.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Lonnie Love]

You know. Slut.

[Sarah Colonna]

It just. It doesn't work out.

[Lonnie Love]

You know, all that. You know, you gotta cook, you gotta be there and you want kids.

[Jeff Lewis]

How long did you know him before you married him?

[Lonnie Love]

About six months.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, okay.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So it wasn't like.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah, it wasn't right away.

[Sarah Colonna]

It was a decent amount of time.

[Jeff Lewis]

How long were you engaged?

[Sarah Colonna]

We were engaged for like a year and a half. But because we got engaged during the off season and then you can't really get married until the next off season. That's why you see so many summer weddings, like Taylor and Travis.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's your next party, by the way?

[Sarah Colonna]

You're not gonna know about it. We're just gonna play that song on repeat.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, God.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is that the holidays?

[Sarah Colonna]

That is what I'm gonna play when I wanna wrap it up.

[Lonnie Love]

That's a good signal, no.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, it probably won't. Christmas.

[Lonnie Love]

How did you meet again?

[Sarah Colonna]

Did you not hear the song? I mean, he said no. No, he saw me on. He used to watch Chelsea lately. He loves you. You know that already. Yeah, but he watched Chelsea.

[Jeff Lewis]

I bet Lonnie was his first choice.

[Producer/Assistant]

She checks her DM request.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, hey, that song was meant for Lonnie.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

It could have been.

[Sarah Colonna]

We're back here at Resorts World.

[Jeff Lewis]

Aren't you glad you didn't marry him, Lonnie?

[Lonnie Love]

It's like, oh, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

I used to think John was like a catch. Like a. Oh, my God. Yeah. Until that song. Now I think there's some mental instability.

[Sarah Colonna]

He's sweet. He's sweet.

[Producer/Assistant]

Thoughtful.

[Sarah Colonna]

Thoughtful, romantic.

[Jeff Lewis]

I always liked him. Until then.

[Lonnie Love]

Respectful.

[Sarah Colonna]

Respectful.

[Lonnie Love]

Smart, ambitious.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know you can't have everything. I really. Yeah. I'm gonna say I'm disappointed.

[Sarah Colonna]

So upset. I'm sorry that you're disappointed in my anniversary gift.

[Jeff Lewis]

I just. I've always wanted more for you.

[Sarah Colonna]

I don't want more for me. I enjoyed it very much.

[Jeff Lewis]

You filled in for Crystal recently in humblebrag with Cynthia Bailey.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yes.

[Lonnie Love]

That was an experience.

[Jeff Lewis]

How was it?

[Lonnie Love]

That was great. Cynthia Bailey and I had to catch up on all of the Real Housewives of Atlanta episodes so I could seem like I knew what I was talking about. And it was A great experience. And right now, Real Housewives of Atlanta is really going through it because they're coming towards the end and they've already shot the reunion. So I was trying to get information out of Cynthia about the reunion, and it's going to be explosive. You know, just on the last episode, Portia and Shamia, who were best friends, but now they're not best friends, they started talking about each other's mama and, you know, in the black community.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I didn't talk about mamas.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, it was bad. It was bad, Jeff. It was like, basically, Portia said, Shamia's mama slept with Shamia's. Her mother slept with a brother. And then Shamia said, oh, your mama slept with an uncle, or something like that. It was bad. It was really.

[Jeff Lewis]

So it doesn't go lower than that.

[Lonnie Love]

No, it will go.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, when you bring up mamas, that doesn't go any lower than that.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah, definitely.

[Jeff Lewis]

So are they gonna, like, fight?

[Lonnie Love]

You know what?

[Jeff Lewis]

That Shamia has a great body.

[Producer/Assistant]

She doesn't look like a fighter.

[Jeff Lewis]

Have you seen her body? Yeah, it's insane.

[Lonnie Love]

And I interviewed her before, and it's like she really, you know, was. They were really friends, her and Portia, so there's something that's, like, deeper that's going on between them, you know, that's really bad. So at the reunion, I doubt if they make up, you know, because Phaedra was on watch what happens live yesterday, and Andy was like, yeah, you know, he was trying, like, not to give it away, but it's something that really happens in the reunion that, you know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can I ask you, since you watch these shows, I was watching the Valley last night, and they were setting up the trip to San Diego, and it's. They're not actors and it's so fake. Like, we should all go. Even though we all hate each other, we should all go on a trip. That sounds like a good idea. Where should we go? San Diego. It's so like. And I. It's probably the same editor that's still doing. Still flipping out, but I. It's just so obvious. And it. At this point, I feel like. Just tell us. We're not idiots.

[Producer/Assistant]

Yeah. Cast, Trip. We're all in San Diego. It is what it is that. I mean.

[Jeff Lewis]

Or just show us show em in a bus on the way to San Diego.

[Lonnie Love]

You, Jeff, the average viewer, they like it. That's why they keep doing it. And they don't look at it as a setup. Some people really believe, like, this stuff is like. Like, I Didn't realize the difference between, until I went on the podcast, a friend and a actual housewife.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Lonnie Love]

I didn't know the difference. And then, you know, Cynthia explained it to me that you gotta have a storyline if you're going to be a housewife, and you have to include your family and stuff. And I'm like, well, I don't have family, so I wouldn't be a housew.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you could make a good friend. You could be a good friend, and you could.

[Lonnie Love]

You choose as the friend what you want to reveal and who you want to come on the show. And I'm like, wow, that's a great way of having it. But actually being a housewife, you gotta have some type of storyline, which it kind of goes back to what you're saying, that maybe sometimes it's fabricated or sometimes they just, you know, start up stuff just to have a storyline to stay on the show. But. But the viewers love it. They love drama, and so they keep doing it. And the money that these housewives are

[Jeff Lewis]

getting paid right now, I'm down. Look, I'm down for the San Diego trip. Like, I'm ready, but don't insult my intelligence. Like, I already know a producer is putting you all together in a bus and sending you to San Diego. Like, I already know that. So my feeling is, yeah, okay, I'm down. Like, you're all being paid to go.

[Lonnie Love]

Well, what do you want them to do? Just say, hey, it's a cash trip.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, no, they're breaking the fourth wall anyway.

[Sarah Colonna]

Just let them, like, fly there separately.

[Producer/Assistant]

Or just say, like, our first trip of San Diego. We're so excited. Don't be like, oh, my God, we all need to go somewhere for my birthday. It's like, shut up.

[Lonnie Love]

But it's kind of like. Like, on Real Housewives of Atlanta, they went to Scotland. And so it was basically like Portia and Phaedra, because Portia. No, Phaedra was on the Traitors.

[Jeff Lewis]

I love Phaedra.

[Lonnie Love]

And I love Phaedra, too. And. And so it was in Scotland. So they said, well, since she did Traitors in Scotland, let's go to Scotland. So it. It kind of, like, made sense for them to go to Scotland. And it looks crazy. You got these black women in Scotland because it's like, Scotland.

[Sarah Colonna]

So they found it, like, jumping. They found a way to tie it back.

[Lonnie Love]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

So who are your favorite. Who are your favorite characters? Cast members on Real Housewives of Atlanta for this season?

[Lonnie Love]

I really like K. Michelle and her husband because they're so cute. And I like Pinky Cole. I like Pinky because she brings the business aspect of it. Plus, she's going through that whole bankruptcy. You really need to have her come on and talk about that. I like Pinky because I'm trying to understand why she won't take the money from her husband. Her husband. She's like, 5 million in debt. The husband who has a really great Philly cheesesteak business where he's, like, in all the airports all around and he's in stadiums and stuff. He was like, I'll just give you the five. And she won't take the money.

[Sarah Colonna]

Why?

[Lonnie Love]

Exactly. So, I mean, they're married.

[Sarah Colonna]

Take it. Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, I think she's filing bankruptcy and trying to avoid paying it, paying the creditors.

[Sarah Colonna]

But isn't it better for her credit and whatnot to pay it and then not have the.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know. A lot of wealthy people file bankruptcy when certain businesses don't work out to avoid the paying off the debts.

[Sarah Colonna]

I see.

[Lonnie Love]

So you have that. So basically, the newbies. I like the newbies, but I really think, Jeff, they can bring back. Just like they brought back Phaedra. They need to bring back some of the old heads. Like, I really believe that. Nene, Kendra. I mean, Kenya.

[Jeff Lewis]

Kenya. I like Kenya.

[Lonnie Love]

Kenya.

[Jeff Lewis]

I really think Kim Zolciak.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, yeah.

[Frank (Friend)]

I like that.

[Producer/Assistant]

She should be on there.

[Lonnie Love]

They should bring them back.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I do like this cast, though. I'm happy with this cast.

[Lonnie Love]

I love this cast. But, you know, the viewers are. You know, you see them and they're like, we want to see Nene back. We want to see.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I'm happy we got Phaedra. We have Portia. Can I ask you, speaking of drama, Kim Whitley, she was at the BET Awards with you. And were you around when the paramedics came? Because her feet turned blue and she had no feeling and nerve damage and all of that. Were you there during all of that?

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah, I was there and I was trying to rub her feet.

[Jeff Lewis]

But were they really blue?

[Lonnie Love]

Blue? No, they weren't really blue. But this is what happens when you're a woman of a certain age and you trying to wear high heels. It's like, girl, that's why I'm in. In sneakers. Y' all not about to kill me, you know, or wear some ballet. I mean, and she had on pants anyway. But the pants were long. So you know how when you wear long pants.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Lonnie Love]

You wanna wear heels so you can have that height. But yeah, it was just. And it was Hot that day, you know, so. But she's fine. Kim's always gonna be fine.

[Jeff Lewis]

But, you know, the medics came.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Call the. Call the ambulance if you need it. Call the ambulance.

[Jeff Lewis]

She is so drama. I love her. I love her, but she's a mess now. You went to the Hawk premiere?

[Lonnie Love]

Yes, I did. That Hawk is a new show coming out on Netflix.

[Jeff Lewis]

Fortune, Feemster.

[Lonnie Love]

Fortune. I. Look, that's.

[Sarah Colonna]

Fortune invited me and John to the premiere, but we couldn't go because we were in Cabo. Oh.

[Lonnie Love]

She didn't write in the song, we

[Producer/Assistant]

don't get invited to anything.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, maybe I shouldn't have said that.

[Lonnie Love]

It was a great premiere.

[Producer/Assistant]

The Minions, now Fortune.

[Sarah Colonna]

God, you guys didn't even get, like, the invite after. I couldn't go.

[Jeff Lewis]

We weren't even.

[Lonnie Love]

They were giving invites to everybody for that. They needed people to come.

[Sarah Colonna]

I think she was inviting us because

[Jeff Lewis]

of Patrick and Paul there.

[Sarah Colonna]

People.

[Producer/Assistant]

Good question.

[Sarah Colonna]

I doubt it, or we would have already seen that the cops came or something. What happened, by the way?

[Jeff Lewis]

He texted me. He said they. They lost six bags. Oh, six bags. How long are they going?

[Producer/Assistant]

That does feel intentional. If you lose all six bags.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, there usually would just be one.

[Jeff Lewis]

Or, like, would get retaliatory move by American.

[Sarah Colonna]

What happened at the lounge? Nobody knows.

[Jeff Lewis]

Nobody knows yet. They're coming on next week.

[Sarah Colonna]

They were, like, in a fight with someone. Sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

There's a restraining order, a lawsuit, but,

[Lonnie Love]

yeah, Fortune did really well in the show. And so you guys need to have her on. She's just a.

[Jeff Lewis]

We have her on all the time. You must not listen to the show. No, yeah, she was on last night.

[Lonnie Love]

I've been busy.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Lonnie Love]

You know, and so. But yes, I did go and I met Will Ferrell for the first time.

[Jeff Lewis]

I noticed that. I noticed that you had posted a picture with his eyes closed.

[Lonnie Love]

Yes, because he just. I closed his eyes.

[Sarah Colonna]

I mean, if you look good. If you look good and his eyes are closed. Oh, well, there's no. You gotta go show the pictures. It's a good outfit.

[Lonnie Love]

It's down. Yeah. Oh, no, that's another post. Yeah, that's me and the fans. Yeah, you know, me and the chumps.

[Sarah Colonna]

That's a really good gift.

[Lonnie Love]

No, people were at the premiere saying I love you on Jeff Lewis. It was some publicist. That's why I was like, really? People really listen to your show.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thanks, Lonnie. Yeah. You seem a little surprised.

[Lonnie Love]

That was Luke Wilson.

[Sarah Colonna]

They're going through her Instagram.

[Lonnie Love]

That's Ted Santos. There's. That was the only picture I could get of him. That was actually him smiling. That was Chris Parnel. I was in a Molly Shannon.

[Jeff Lewis]

I love Molly Shannon.

[Lonnie Love]

She does great. That's my manager. That's Judy. She's in the show. I don't know her name, but she's in the show. Sorry.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is great for radio.

[Lonnie Love]

I'm giving you names. Okay. That's Ice Cube's son.

[Jeff Lewis]

No pictures of Fortune.

[Sarah Colonna]

No, There was one of her. It was the first.

[Lonnie Love]

You were two pictures.

[Jeff Lewis]

Who invited you?

[Sarah Colonna]

Fortune.

[Lonnie Love]

Fortune invited me.

[Jeff Lewis]

No. Yeah, she invited you, too. How many other people did she invite?

[Lonnie Love]

Okay, there's the picture of Will Ferrell

[Jeff Lewis]

with his eyes closed.

[Sarah Colonna]

You have to look online.

[Jeff Lewis]

Instagram. You did him dirty. You did him dirty. You don't post. Why would you post a picture with somebody with their eyes closed?

[Lonnie Love]

Because that's the only picture I had

[Jeff Lewis]

and you should have left it out.

[Lonnie Love]

No, I'm not doing that, Jeff. And if you close your eyes, I'm gonna post you, too.

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Sarah Colonna]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Which is coming up in the next few weeks.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. We're gonna need you to probably do the opening show with Todd. Oh I sent Lakendra a text on Friday and I said Look, I think based on everything that's going on right now and all the noise around this accident, I think it's, I don't want it to overshadow the evening.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

And so I, I, I said to her, like, I hope you understand, but I think you probably should sit this one out. Okay, so.

[Sarah Colonna]

And she was fine with that.

[Jeff Lewis]

She said, I, I, I was thinking about it and I agree.

[Lonnie Love]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I felt like that was a decent exchange.

[Producer/Assistant]

Totally.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then she also sent me a kind of a nice email the, the next day.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay, good. I was hoping you guys would be okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I would like, I'd like to say so, but there's a lot of chatter on online and you know, you gotta be careful with the chumps because sometimes they pretend that they are on your side and then what they do is they'll screenshot your response and they'll send it to the other person. So when she responds to people, they will screenshot it and they send it to me. So there's been a few things that I've received that's been a bit disappointing and it seems like the victim narrative is being perpetuated. So that's, But I also understand, I mean, you've been famous for a long time, Lonnie. You don't know Sarah, but did you

[Sarah Colonna]

not hear the girl on the TV from the beginning?

[Jeff Lewis]

I think people that have not had any attention and they get all of a sudden get a lot of attention playing victim, they want that to continue, so they keep double down, triple down. And that's what they don't understand is it gets tiresome and people will eventually move on.

[Sarah Colonna]

So those screenshots you got were after you guys had a nice exchange.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. One of which was very upsetting because now there's this whole thing where, do you know the whole story about the party? And so I invited Lakendra to Kelly Dodd's house and, and we had a nice time, but then there was an accident. She fell out of the golf cart. And it was a minor accident.

[Lonnie Love]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Couple scrapes, bruises, and then some chipped teeth, but no major injuries.

[Lonnie Love]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

But it's being presented as if it was like a near death experience and, you know, I almost died and you know, because what's happening is there's getting a lot of condolences and a lot, a lot of responses. So we're, we're keeping it going. That I don't think is a good idea because I don't think it's gonna help her moving forward with this narrative.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, I just Thought when I first. Cause when I first heard about it, I mean, I was back at Esperanza in case nobody heard. And I just was listening on Monday. And so I thought it was like it was just gonna be this dumb thing that happened. Like, you know, not dumb thing, but silly, shitty golf lady. Things turned awry with whatever and then it would be gone. So I was bummed that it turned into this for you guys.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, it's crazy because I was thinking this didn't even occur to me till this morning. Shane, you were there, I believe. There was one night I was at Leah Black's house. I used to go up there all the time. She used to have parties and people over and I had too much to drink and it was dark and the walkway was not well lit. I think something happened where the lights went off. All the landscape lights went off. Now, now I tripped, fell and broke my foot.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh.

[Jeff Lewis]

And there was not a second where I would think that someone else is responsible for that.

[Lonnie Love]

Of course not.

[Jeff Lewis]

Not a second. I had too much to drink. I was carrying this big vase. I was, you know, I miscalculated the step. I would never ever consider blaming someone else for that.

[Lonnie Love]

You're responsible and you are accountable for yourself. And I've been in those. These types of situations where there's always a person that wants to be the victim and want to. Wants to make you look bad. I just try to ignore them. I try to get my story out my side. And the nice thing is that you have something daily where you can, you know, give your side and you have your fans. And I think people know you and I think you just in the end, playing the victim. Like you said, it doesn't work. People gonna call em out and so. But you can't change that person. So you just gotta let it. You just gotta let it ride and let the process play itself out. That's what I find once in a while.

[Jeff Lewis]

Lonnie Jameson will say something astute and we were blessed on Friday. Cause you actually, you said something that has resonated with me and I believe you said. And tell me if. I mean, I'm paraphrasing. We lose them, how we get them. And it's true. It's like, you know, I'm drawn to these big fun personalities, some of which are a little bit reckless, some are irresponsible. But it's funny. It's funny for the show. We hear their crazy stories and their crazy antics and then ultimately they get fired for the same reason. And that's so true. Now, I wonder, like, it's. Everyone has expiration dates now.

[Frank (Friend)]

Oh, no, what's mine?

[Jeff Lewis]

But you know what I mean, like, it's, there's been so many people that have circulated through this show.

[Frank (Friend)]

It's like, kind of a disappointment for me because we're having a really good time with people. But ultimately, sometimes those same things that drew them in, or can be because

[Lonnie Love]

they weren't real in the first. That's why you have to let the process play itself out. If they're doing something crazy, let it play out. You know, like I said, you give your side of the story, you know what's going on, and I guarantee you it's not gonna last for them. It never does.

[Sarah Colonna]

Does she end up blaming anyone?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, she's in the process of blaming. Yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Because I thought there's all sorts of excuses. Yeah. Except for the one obvious one, which is she had, you know, too much to drink and, you know, was, Was reckless. She was reckless and, you know, she wasn't holding on and she had her arms and legs waving out of the cart and all of that.

[Frank (Friend)]

She claims that she, she's not here, obviously, but she claims that she had all her faculties and that she was. That. That's her story.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay.

[Lonnie Love]

Wow.

[Sarah Colonna]

I mean, I was, Yeah, I was. Obviously wasn't there, but I just was like, I just thought it was gonna be this thing, and then it, like

[Producer/Assistant]

when she decided, oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. I drank too much and I fell out.

[Sarah Colonna]

Like, that's, that's what I thought was gonna happen overall. And so I was bummed to see it go. I mean, obviously love Lakendra so much. She's hilarious and, like, so fun on the show.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, she was fun. She hasn't been fun the last two weeks at all.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's only about that week.

[Jeff Lewis]

But then if you. It was like four, then, you know, I, I, I have dementia. We have, we have joked about it for months. I have. I, I just, I can't remember. Like, I forget about Chump Con and the Chump Wise Mixer and the Phoenix show and Todd's birthday and Chumpioki and Thanksgiving.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I, I look back, I'm like, oh, my God. There is a common theme here. She was. She overindulged. Every time. Every, on every one of these occasions. She fell in the bushes.

[Producer/Assistant]

What?

[Jeff Lewis]

Jamie Kennedy told me she fell in the bushes at your holiday party.

[Sarah Colonna]

She did?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

I don't think so. No, she came.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's what Jamie told me.

[Sarah Colonna]

No, I think he Might be mixing that up with. Didn't she. She had, like, a bandage on her knee when she came. Because of the coyote, I believe. The coyote attack. Yeah. So I think she had.

[Lonnie Love]

What is this bitch.

[Sarah Colonna]

No, she's hilarious, and she's very sweet. And she. No, she was walking her dog. And you know how coyotes are fucking rampant right now. And she was. Ran from them. And we. I did laugh when she said she got chased by coyotes because I was what. But that. I think he might be mixing it up with that, because I don't.

[Lonnie Love]

And is Jamie.

[Sarah Colonna]

Because she had a bandage on her knee. I think I could be wrong.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know.

[Lonnie Love]

You're busy. Don't worry about it. You know, I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's. I'm disappointed. Yeah, I'm really disappointed.

[Producer/Assistant]

She was fun as part of it.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then just some of the. I think the problem, too, is there's these racial implications. There's the. You know, there's these things that. Oh, I should have never gone to that party with those people. But the problem is she's not calling out the individuals. So people assuming it's me, you know, and Jamie and all these other people. So that's a problem. And then someone said, well, if you. And this was, I think, posted over the weekend, somebody had said to her directly that if you at any point in time thought. Thought they were racist, why did you go to the party? And then she had responded by saying, I was invited by someone I loved and trusted with a disappointed emoji. Well, I was the one who invited her.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, God.

[Jeff Lewis]

So it's like, if you ever wanted to come back, that was probably not the best thing to do, right?

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Lonnie Love]

Stay away from.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you know, one thing I can assure you, if I ever fall at your party, if I have too much to drink and I fall, I'm never gonna sue you.

[Sarah Colonna]

I never thought I would push you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Then I'd have to sue you. But if you play that music, I will drown that song. I will drown myself in that pool.

[Sarah Colonna]

You play that song, you know that John can still kick your ass, right?

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know. Not that gay guys can't.

[Lonnie Love]

I know a lot of gay guys that can. That Jameson over there, that's a wild coyote right there.

[Frank (Friend)]

Stop, stop.

[Sarah Colonna]

I feel like Jameson would be one of those that, like, gets on your back and then just holds onto you, pulls your hair.

[Frank (Friend)]

I'm gonna bite.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, is it true that you said that one cat missed you on your trip?

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Just one out of four?

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah. Ralphie's the only one that ever misses us.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's crazy.

[Lonnie Love]

How'd you know?

[Sarah Colonna]

Because the girls don't care. The girls are just like. As long as someone feeds me. That's great. Ralphie gets upset and takes number twos under my desk when we're out of town. That's how I know he loves me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, he's the only one.

[Sarah Colonna]

He's the only one. The girls don't care. No, they're very. They just want to be fed. They don't care. They're not cuddlers. But we did keep.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know you did.

[Producer/Assistant]

You've adopted cat.

[Sarah Colonna]

Cat Benatar. We named her Bailey because.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is she getting along better with the other cats?

[Sarah Colonna]

She is.

[Lonnie Love]

She is.

[Frank (Friend)]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm glad to hear that.

[Sarah Colonna]

It is better. Yeah. It's not. They're never gonna be like besties, but it's a lot better. And then John, we had to give her a Christmas name like the other cats. So now she's Bailey Ryan. And I think Ryan Bailey thinks she's named after her him. But she's not.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you ever let your cats.

[Sarah Colonna]

But her middle name is Romy.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you let your cats outside supervised?

[Frank (Friend)]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

You don't?

[Sarah Colonna]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

I have started at the new house and they love it and they're so happy.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

How.

[Sarah Colonna]

How is supervised?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, what do you mean? Like I said.

[Sarah Colonna]

Are they on a leash?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, they can't get out. I have huge walls. Like, they can't get out, but I.

[Sarah Colonna]

How tall are the walls?

[Jeff Lewis]

Pretty tall. And we got one fat cat that

[Producer/Assistant]

can't jump nine feet.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. They can't get out. No, but it's supervised. We sit out there.

[Sarah Colonna]

I understand, but if a coyote jumps

[Jeff Lewis]

your fence, I'm out there. Trust me. I'm out there.

[Sarah Colonna]

And they'll snatch it right in front of your face. That happened to Tommy Lee.

[Jeff Lewis]

Snap that coyote's neck.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Even though I'm gay.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

I feel like to protect a cat you'd get rid of. Real gay, angry. Real gangry.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah. And then after him is Jameson, so. Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Have you seen the homeless guy at the 101? It's the 101 north at Reseda.

[Sarah Colonna]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so that's where the country club is. So I was exiting, and he had this sign, and I'm sitting at the red light, and I look over. Why don't you join? We gotta talk about that.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, it might be.

[Jeff Lewis]

He said. And it says on his. He goes, I'll do anything to make a buck, but no Gay shit.

[Sarah Colonna]

Did you give him money? I would give him money for that.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, I thought it was pretty damn funny, but also, like, good for you for setting boundaries. Yeah, Like, I'm gonna. I'll do anything, just no gay shit.

[Frank (Friend)]

Yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. Yeah, that's a solid one. I would have given him.

[Lonnie Love]

You asking for money and putting up boundaries.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, like. Oh, okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

What is this Learn Her Forward summit you're doing?

[Lonnie Love]

I have no idea. My agent booked it and I'm gonna go.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't even get it. Learn Her Forward?

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

What does that mean?

[Lonnie Love]

I have. I told you, they booked me. It's in Cave, Kentucky. Cave, Kentucky. That's where I'm going.

[Producer/Assistant]

Are you presenting? Are you doing a stand up?

[Lonnie Love]

I'm doing a keynote.

[Sarah Colonna]

Lesbian

[Jeff Lewis]

Learn Her Forward.

[Sarah Colonna]

I don't know what that sounds.

[Producer/Assistant]

Gay women's leadership event in South Central Kentucky. Designed for female entrepreneurs professionals.

[Sarah Colonna]

How to Go down on a Lady.

[Lonnie Love]

Hey, I will do anything for a buck, but no gay shit.

[Jeff Lewis]

Good luck at that Learn Her Forwards summit.

[Producer/Assistant]

Learn Her Forwards backwards.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I don't know what it is. My manager booked me.

[Lonnie Love]

I don't know. But I will be at the Miami Improv August 14th through 15th, so buy your tickets, please. Chumps.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, there's that. I think I have a couple events for you and Sarah. You've got a lot of. Sarah's finally working again.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, well, I gotta buy my own.

[Jeff Lewis]

Go ahead, Lonnie, you go first.

[Lonnie Love]

Okay. August 14th through 15th, Miami, Florida. Also, I will be in Montreal, Canada, July 23rd through the 25th. And I will be with Martin Lawrence, August 7th and 8th in Foxwoods and in Senak City. Whatever, New York.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then if you have absolutely nothing else to do.

[Lonnie Love]

Right.

[Sarah Colonna]

If you don't go see Lonnie go down on anyone, I will be in Vegas. August 3rd through 9th. August 27th, Nashville. September 24th, 26, Batavia, Illinois. October 29th, Omaha. November 11th, Albany. December 17th, Columbus, Ohio. Sarah colona.com.

[Jeff Lewis]

but your biggest show is coming up in, like two and a half weeks.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah. Jeff Lewis, live at Cobbs.

[Jeff Lewis]

What date is it?

[Producer/Assistant]

July 30th.

[Jeff Lewis]

July 30th. San Francisco. Cobbs.

[Sarah Colonna]

So the song didn't get me canceled.

[Jeff Lewis]

I actually think we should get John to sing that.

[Producer/Assistant]

That means something.

[Lonnie Love]

Yeah, I mean, that would be beautiful.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, it's so fun. I know.

[Lonnie Love]

I love Cops.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's like. It's actually. I think they just celebrated like their 86,000th. Yeah. Something. But it's people can't get tickets. It's already sold out.

[Lonnie Love]

Really?

[Sarah Colonna]

That's right.

[Lonnie Love]

Look at you, Jeff.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, I did want to point out I saw some real progress in your relationship this weekend, Jameson. Oh, so this is the first time I've ever seen this happen. But Frank did a photo dump of about 18 different photos and this has never happened before. He has always laughed, but this time Franck has finally learned his lesson. Jameson was the very first photo. Congratulations.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh, look at that. So cute.

[Frank (Friend)]

Thank you. It also is so funny because I look so tiny in this photo.

[Lonnie Love]

He looks like Ben Vereen.

[Frank (Friend)]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

It must feel so good to be seen to be first.

[Sarah Colonna]

I made the photo carousel to be lost.

[Frank (Friend)]

I always feel seen with him. He's so great.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, no. It's usually like a bunch of Speedo pics with his friends and then Jameson's at the very end when he remembers you're near.

[Lonnie Love]

Two times. That's great.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow, things must be going really well with you guys.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Three times.

[Lonnie Love]

Once. Twice.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Four.

[Sarah Colonna]

He must have really liked that performance. Is that you?

[Jeff Lewis]

Nope, that wasn't him.

[Producer/Assistant]

Lonnie.

[Frank (Friend)]

Another white guy.

[Producer/Assistant]

Keep swiping.

[Sarah Colonna]

Sorry.

[Lonnie Love]

Keep swiping.

[Sarah Colonna]

There's another one.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Wow. Oh.

[Lonnie Love]

Oh.

[Sarah Colonna]

Hello.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's not Jameson, you guys.

[Sarah Colonna]

That's another Guys.

[Frank (Friend)]

That's me in shadow. So I am their sister.

[Sarah Colonna]

You guys got to scroll the Instagram if you want to see some gay.

[Lonnie Love]

I just realized this Monday, never on a Monday. Because he's grumpy. McGrumps. Right?

[Jeff Lewis]

Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Live every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app.

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