
Mercedes Javid, Jamie Kennedy, & Shane Douglas join Jeff Lewis in Los Angeles.
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Mercedes Javid
When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.
Jeff Lewis
I have no problem prioritizing myself.
Jamie Kennedy
I'm glad that you're feeling so good.
Mercedes Javid
About this, but the truth is I.
Jamie Kennedy
Got fired and it's your fucking fault.
Jeff Lewis
She gets paid for this shit.
Annie
You get paid for this shit.
Mercedes Javid
Jeff Lewis has issues.
Jeff Lewis
Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, bravo Lebrety, Mercedes Javit and comedian Jamie Kennedy join the show. Jamie breaks down the difference between a negative bump and a positive one. Plus, MJ opens up about her recent separation and setting boundaries. Good morning, guys.
Jamie Kennedy
Hello.
Jeff Lewis
How are you?
Mercedes Javid
Second billing.
Jamie Kennedy
Good. Oh, my God. Really?
Mercedes Javid
You guys, really? Yesterday.
Jamie Kennedy
She's that sensitive already?
Mercedes Javid
You.
Annie
Well, you just came in and help. Helped yourself the first chair.
Jamie Kennedy
I always sit here.
Jeff Lewis
I think Jamie always gets first billing.
Mercedes Javid
Yeah. No, no, no.
Jeff Lewis
It's been in this business a long time.
Jamie Kennedy
Thank you.
Jeff Lewis
You've earned first billing. Thank you.
Mercedes Javid
He needs it.
Annie
Thank you.
Mercedes Javid
I mean, deserves it, by the way. I'm just kidding around.
Jamie Kennedy
That's all he has, by the way. And so. Oh, shots fired.
Jeff Lewis
What'd she say?
Jamie Kennedy
Shots fired.
Jeff Lewis
What'd she just say? What'd she say?
Mercedes Javid
Early.
Jamie Kennedy
He said, she goes like this.
Jeff Lewis
In the.
Jamie Kennedy
In the corner of her mouth, she goes. That's all he has.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, because you went after her last time you were here.
Jamie Kennedy
I really didn't.
Annie
Yeah, you did.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah, you did.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, you did.
Liat
You backtracked, but you did.
Annie
You called her A bump.
Jeff Lewis
You called her a bump. And I. I even came to her defense. I felt so bad.
Jamie Kennedy
That's.
Annie
Yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
First of all, I talked about Keen with this yesterday. Okay? This. I didn't backtrack. It's only because Jeff looked like I said something in Swahili.
Jeff Lewis
I think we all reacted the same.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, well, you started, and then everyone followed.
Jeff Lewis
I started it. You started it.
Jamie Kennedy
Do you like drama? So listen, here's what I'm gonna say.
Jeff Lewis
You like drama.
Jamie Kennedy
So here's what I wanted to say, is that I told Kian this yesterday. It's not a bad bump. She enjoyed the. We all like the perks.
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Jamie Kennedy
Okay. And I went on my Instagram and said that it's nothing malicious, but there are malicious bumpers.
Jeff Lewis
But here's the problem. You bump was described as a negative, and then you pointed at her and said she was a bump. And then you did backtrack. Cause you're like, wait a minute. Oh, you're a different kind of bump.
Annie
A good bump.
Jamie Kennedy
I did. Because there's no good bumps. I had zero. Well, no, you're wrong. You're wrong, because she loves her job, and she will go and do what she's going to do with it. Okay? There's a difference between using somebody just for complete usury.
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Jamie Kennedy
And there's enjoying it. And going, yeah, I'm enjoying these perks.
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Jamie Kennedy
But I'm going to also blow up, too. But you come first. That's what that is. You cannot see that.
Jeff Lewis
All right, so this is a perfect segue. Speaking of bumps and usury, let's take line one, Heather in New York. Hi, Heather.
Heather
Shout out, Shane. Hey, chum.
Annie
Shout out. Just.
Heather
Just wanted to say I love Jamie Kennedy. I'm so glad that you're back. We have missed you so much.
Mercedes Javid
Thank you.
Heather
My question, Jeff, is there was a post that just came out that Stu had posted Cozying up with Tamara at the Orange County Housewives reunion watch party.
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Heather
I know you don't like to tell people who they can or cannot be friends with regarding exes, but.
Jeff Lewis
Correct.
Heather
Where does your relationship with Tamra stand? And there's speculation also that you are the one on the last episode of this season that was telling Shannon and Gina that you were the one getting fed the information about what was going on all season.
Jeff Lewis
Right. So I've already addressed that. I'm. I live my life pretty out loud. I don't really hide anything. I don't need to be anonymous. If I did say those things, there would not be any Sort of voice, you know, distorted voice recording. That was not me. So there's that. Now, in regards to Stu and Tamra, you have to understand, this is a big public event. Right. So Stu was. My guess is, again, like Paige Davis, who's the female version of Stu, I think that was probably a plus one. Look, we haven't seen the last of this grifter. He's gonna. He is trying very to make this happen for himself, you know, to no success. So he will continue to show up at these big public events. He will continue to try to get photographed with people that are famous in hopes that somehow he's going to make it. It's just sad. But in regards to Tamara, Tamara and I are pretty good friends. We're also. We work together. She took a picture with him. Big deal. They're not hanging out. They're not friends. He might think they are, but they're not.
Jamie Kennedy
That's my opinion.
Jeff Lewis
Wait, so I'm not at all. I'm not at all concerned.
Annie
She's scheduled to come on in a few weeks. We can talk about it.
Jamie Kennedy
Lakendra's there? Yeah, Lakendra's there. Lakendra's there. Oh, my God. We saw her yesterday.
Jeff Lewis
That's her outfit she was wearing. Oh, my God.
Jamie Kennedy
I'm finding bumps.
Jeff Lewis
Wait, so.
Mercedes Javid
But Le Kendra is going to be at Tamra?
Jeff Lewis
It was a big public event. I'm sure the press was there.
Annie
I'm sure Tamara hosted it with Katie, and I know that. I think. I feel like Stu's trying to get close with Katie. Listen, that makes sense.
Jeff Lewis
I know nothing, but I would be shocked if Katie even comes back another season. He's aligning himself with the wrong people.
Mercedes Javid
I don't know Katie. I don't want her to come back.
Jamie Kennedy
So were you surprised we saw Lakendra there?
Annie
No.
Jamie Kennedy
Okay, here's what I want to tell you is that I know nothing, but I will say your past, bro. They are all together to form, like, the Avengers anti super group against you. It is absolutely crazy. I don't ask for it in my feed and I get so much.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Mercedes Javid
So it's Avengers supergroup.
Jamie Kennedy
The opposite, though. They're like, they want to go after him. They've painted him as the villain.
Annie
Revengers.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah.
Mercedes Javid
Love that.
Jamie Kennedy
So, yeah, the Revengers.
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Jamie Kennedy
Brilliant.
Jeff Lewis
Nerves.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, my God. That's brilliant right there. Revengers. Did you hear that, guys? Make the fanny pack.
Mercedes Javid
And she looks really good. Like Kendra.
Jeff Lewis
Shout out.
Annie
She does love her.
Jeff Lewis
She's so funny.
Jamie Kennedy
She does.
Mercedes Javid
But what was the event?
Jeff Lewis
This. But you have to understand. It wasn't like people at Tamara's house. It was a big public event. Oh, my God.
Jamie Kennedy
Annie's there. That was a joke.
Mercedes Javid
He said, she told you. Shut up.
Jamie Kennedy
She did tell me. Shut up. It's fine.
Jeff Lewis
It's fine. Jamie has a good sense of humor.
Jamie Kennedy
I hope Annie does.
Annie
It's all he has. Come on.
Mercedes Javid
Wait, what did your mom say? Annie?
Liat
I don't remember. My mom was, like, kind of on my side. She thought it was rude, but.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, my God, are we a fucking comedy show that shares everything or not?
Jeff Lewis
Annie's got a good sense of humor. She's cool, right? Are you okay?
Liat
I am going to never forget this, but I am fine.
Jamie Kennedy
Jeff, you. You totally screwed me up. That's why. Because you took. Why you blame me because you took it so serious that everyone, like I can.
Jeff Lewis
Holy shit.
Liat
Today I got you that nice coffee.
Jamie Kennedy
I owe you. No, I appreciate you not owe me. That is so sweet of you, but.
Jeff Lewis
I think you guys are working.
Jamie Kennedy
But can you understand the relationship?
Jeff Lewis
Really?
Jamie Kennedy
Let's go.
Jeff Lewis
I.
Jamie Kennedy
It's not malicious. There are malicious bombs.
Annie
She.
Jeff Lewis
She's not a revenger.
Annie
She wouldn't have gone out of her way to make the second stop to get the.
Jeff Lewis
Like.
Annie
She.
Jamie Kennedy
So sweet of you.
Liat
You're welcome.
Jamie Kennedy
I owe you.
Liat
I'm not mad at you. You do not.
Jamie Kennedy
But, I mean, am I crazy to.
Mercedes Javid
Your point about her being a future housewife? There is a house IP here that can discover you. Isn't that good?
Liat
That's so true. Maybe I'll get discovered today.
Mercedes Javid
Yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
Well, yeah. I mean. God.
Mercedes Javid
Are we allowed to see it?
Jeff Lewis
I think it's fine.
Jamie Kennedy
It's totally fine.
Jeff Lewis
I think you guys are good.
Jamie Kennedy
It's totally fine.
Jeff Lewis
She's gonna forget about it.
Annie
She will forgive, but she will not forget.
Jamie Kennedy
No, she'll never forget.
Annie
She will never forget.
Jamie Kennedy
But I didn't know it was.
Liat
It's part of our lore now, Jamie.
Annie
Yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
Origin story. I actually had a vision of me and Annie laughing about it.
Jeff Lewis
Someday this is what I will say. I appreciate that you have. You've drawn a bound. She said to him, you're not gonna speak to me like that. And I think for someone like Jamie, who's a very strong personality, I think boundaries are good for Jamie.
Liat
It was a little crazy thing to say, like, in front of my boss, in front of all my people I work with. You know what I mean? So that's where I'm coming from.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, so it's not over.
Jamie Kennedy
I mean, clearly.
Liat
But I understand you didn't have ill intent.
Jamie Kennedy
No.
Liat
No one out wrong and we move on.
Jeff Lewis
Sometimes he misspeaks. Yeah, but no one just said it spoke.
Jamie Kennedy
Keon knows exactly what we were talking about. On. I wish you would fucking say something.
Jeff Lewis
Bro can get to a mic and defend.
Jamie Kennedy
I mean, you said you didn't mean.
Jeff Lewis
It in a malicious way.
Jamie Kennedy
That's kind of that.
Annie
That's the.
Jamie Kennedy
Can we.
Jeff Lewis
That's it. It's not really defend.
Jamie Kennedy
You understand there's people in your life that have taken advantage of you. Yes.
Annie
They're on the screen right now.
Jamie Kennedy
Okay. And there's other people that enjoy. I enjoy coming here as well. I. Okay, you don't need me. No, it's different. But Annie doesn't need you either.
Liat
Well, I do because I work for him.
Jamie Kennedy
Yes, that's a job. That's different.
Annie
But that's why. That's where I think it was just.
Jamie Kennedy
That's where it gets. That's where I said it was just a bad example because this.
Jeff Lewis
We're not even to get to your divorce. No.
Mercedes Javid
Benny, tell us more.
Jamie Kennedy
What else? Let me put a pin in.
Mercedes Javid
What did your dad say?
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, you brought it up.
Mercedes Javid
What do you think?
Jamie Kennedy
Can I tell you something now? Let me just defend myself, because you guys, I've done crazy shit in this business. I'm not going to say names. I had a director told me, he goes, where's the guy I hired? Where's the fucking guy I hired in front of a legacy person? And I said, he's not here. I don't know. And he goes, fucking do this, do this, do this, do this. And he completely just hollered. And I sat there and I was like, he's right. Until we got the scene right. And at the end of the scene, he's like. He goes, there's the guy. So I apologize, but I've. In this business, you could throw a stapler at my head and I'd be like, okay, cool. Did I get the line? Like, that's my boundaries. I don't have any boundaries. Because you're in a movie, you're in TV show. This is my boundaries.
Jeff Lewis
Look, I think in a way I'm glad it happened because it is gonna toughen her up a bit. Right? I don't think it was that bad. I really don't think it was that bad.
Jamie Kennedy
I don't know. It feels like it's still living.
Liat
No, it wasn't that bad. I've said I forgive you.
Jamie Kennedy
I spoke. Tell your mother to DM me. Like, we figured out all right, so.
Jeff Lewis
But he did apolog. It sounds like you. Right?
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah. Multiple times.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. We're good.
Jamie Kennedy
I know, but then you guys get backtracked. Just for the final thing.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, shit.
Jamie Kennedy
There's users and there's enjoyers. She's not a user.
Liat
I'm an enjoyer. Slay but Trump.
Jamie Kennedy
But I did come up with one yesterday.
Liat
I need that caviar. I write first class.
Jamie Kennedy
There she goes. There it is. I still.
Jeff Lewis
She likes the purse.
Liat
But I also show up for work every day.
Jeff Lewis
So does Mooch over here.
Jamie Kennedy
I got a 5,000. Also worked for London. I got a $5,000 buyout. Okay. For travel. What did I do? I didn't fly economy. Plus, I flew coach. Why? Because I knew there wasn't many. There were seats open and I put 3,000 in my pocket. Now, that was my personal preference. Sure, Annie, you might do that, too, and put three in your pocket or.
Jeff Lewis
She doesn't have an option. You will. I hand her her ticket. You will. Here's your seat.
Jamie Kennedy
You will have an option. That's all.
Liat
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
She doesn't have an option now.
Jamie Kennedy
She will, though.
Liat
It's part of this job. Yeah, there's bad parts, but these.
Jeff Lewis
These kids, they work hard. They work their asses off. So if I can give them a few extra perks here and there, I don't give a fuck. And I write it off anyway.
Jamie Kennedy
You should.
Jeff Lewis
I have to. I need the. Right.
Jamie Kennedy
I'll see you in another two months.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, shit. You going on pause again? Is anyone going to get to. Hey. So you're getting divorced?
Mercedes Javid
No. I do have an important announcement to make that's so positive.
Jamie Kennedy
What?
Mercedes Javid
We put West Knoll in escrow.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, my God.
Mercedes Javid
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
837 Northwest Knoll Dr, number 106.
Mercedes Javid
Yes, sir.
Jeff Lewis
Congratulations.
Mercedes Javid
Thank you. I think the buyers are really happy. I'm really happy for them. And. Yeah. So really good. And it was great to show Zach stuff, too, so.
Jeff Lewis
Well, did you show Zach 109? No. But you don't think 109 is right for Zach?
Mercedes Javid
It's a smaller unit and I think it'll be a great backup. But remember, the unit location is important.
Jeff Lewis
Are you going to show him in that price range? Because that's a good price range for him.
Mercedes Javid
He has something else on Fairfax and so.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, I think he's very. Oh. Like. I think he's ready to go.
Mercedes Javid
He's like.
Jeff Lewis
He's not like Jamie.
Mercedes Javid
Oh, yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Well, no, Jamie keeps changing his mind. Whatever happened at the Hollywood Hills house that you made an offer on it.
Jamie Kennedy
Went down 100,000 sitting there.
Jeff Lewis
No shit.
Jamie Kennedy
Guess what? The guy's a chef.
Jeff Lewis
Okay?
Annie
That means he's untrustworthy.
Jamie Kennedy
The house. The house right now. I could do the house right now. And the worry that I had before, I would not have it all. Mercedes, low keys. Like, you know, you got the house on Woodrow Wilson. She keeps saying that. I look at a house, you know, you got the house on wood truck.
Annie
That's your house. It'll just. It'll take time.
Jeff Lewis
I did like that house for you a lot.
Jamie Kennedy
I could do it right now with no stress. Because yesterday I looked at a house with her, which was unbelievable. But I started having a little stress today in the shower I took.
Jeff Lewis
Because it's more expensive.
Jamie Kennedy
That's how weird it is.
Annie
That's how stressed he is.
Jamie Kennedy
I took a shower, show him houses.
Jeff Lewis
All shit. You stress on the show.
Jamie Kennedy
I was thinking of my nut.
Jeff Lewis
You washed yourself?
Jamie Kennedy
I washed myself. I was thinking my monthly nut. And then I was thinking, thinking about, well, then I like to eat this food, and I like to go to Mimi and get a sandwich. And it's 23 sandwiches.
Mercedes Javid
Good to know.
Jamie Kennedy
And I'm thinking of my Ubers, and I gotta go to New York. You know what I mean? Like, yes.
Jeff Lewis
I noticed you do these Instagram posts now where you're eating sandwiches. We're watching you get fat. Like, in real time.
Jamie Kennedy
Hopefully not, but because I love. I'm gonna live in the area now. I love. I love Hollywood, but I love Hollywood. We Hill. I love La Brea to Lahal. Santa.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, so now we're not doing Woodrow then.
Jamie Kennedy
It's there.
Mercedes Javid
She keeps pushing it in the flats. But I like it where Doug lives.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah. I love where Doug lives.
Jeff Lewis
Well, the problem is, is the property values just went down because Patrick and.
Annie
Paul, they just went like Gardner.
Jeff Lewis
So it actually could probably get a good deal.
Jamie Kennedy
And I owe them an apology. What? Well, because they said they were going to buy a building. And I've seen that building on. It was 2.9. I think they probably got it for 2.1. It's a beautiful building. I looked at it. I thought it was a live work situation. Mercedes is like, you. You can't live there. And so they actually. Patrick, you know, says, I don't know where. They bought a place right around the.
Mercedes Javid
Corner from the first time that I.
Jamie Kennedy
Heard was right around my way. So they said they were going to buy a building. Amazing. This is where these houses were. They ended up buying it, and they ended up doing it like that.
Jeff Lewis
You know why? Because they pulled the trigger. Jamie did.
Jamie Kennedy
Well, I'm ready. No, I am ready, Mercedes. You know I am.
Jeff Lewis
Is he ready?
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah.
Mercedes Javid
I mean, yeah. I think this Sunday we're going to see way more stuff in the flats and he's going to make an offer on what?
Jeff Lewis
Make an offer on what?
Mercedes Javid
On one of the houses already.
Jeff Lewis
You found one you liked?
Jamie Kennedy
Well, there's a like seven Jeff houses. The problem is, it's like, I love your house, bro. It's a little high.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
And you're a little farther. But I like, I love your house. But there's versions of this house all over LA right now. In the flat.
Jeff Lewis
I said I would do a lease option to purchase so you could live there and you could, but. Are you going to fuck it up?
Jamie Kennedy
No, I wouldn't it up.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. You'll take good care of it? Yeah, I said I would lease it to you with an option of purchase.
Jamie Kennedy
She hates leases.
Jeff Lewis
I don't care. I'm gonna lease it regardless.
Mercedes Javid
I'm not saying that I hate it for you, Jeff. I'm saying that he, he.
Jamie Kennedy
Jamie, you want.
Mercedes Javid
Because he's already been leasing for a long time and you have the cash to put down and he has the money to buy. When you have the option to buy, you should buy. Also, I wanted to say about Zach, for clarification.
Jeff Lewis
Yes. However, excuse me, with the lease option to purchase and if I lock in the price, if the, if the rates go down and prices go up, he's still getting. He's still getting the same price, right?
Mercedes Javid
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
So he could lease it for a year. That property could go up 500,000. He's still paying 3, 8.
Mercedes Javid
I don't think Jamie should pay 3.8 or 4 million for a house. I feel like his price point should be in the twos because you don't.
Jeff Lewis
Want the monthly nut.
Jamie Kennedy
I can.
Mercedes Javid
Yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
It's a big night.
Mercedes Javid
That's too much.
Jamie Kennedy
There's a nut. I mean, would you.
Jeff Lewis
Why is everybody giggling?
Jamie Kennedy
It's a monthly.
Jeff Lewis
Why is everybody laughing?
Jamie Kennedy
Can you like increase? Well, I could probably do 17 as a nut, but then there's a lot of other things.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, I get it.
Jamie Kennedy
I get not. I could do it, but.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, I know, I know.
Jamie Kennedy
And I'm like. One of these commenters were rude to me, but they were right, These comments, when they're right, commenter goes, you know, he's 55. How long has he been paying a mortgage? His best years are behind him now. The best years behind me. Is not true. But I am 55. Although I don't act, it's right.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, what if we made extra payments to principal and we got it paid off sooner?
Jamie Kennedy
Well, 30% down is for sure happening. Mercedes convinced me of that.
Jeff Lewis
He's ready. He's getting closer and closer.
Jamie Kennedy
No, I am and it should be done. There's one gay man. I don't know if it's you or someone else. There's one of the leaders of the pink mafia that have taken over cause the Beverly Hill flat. Well, that's a true thing, Jameson. The pink mafia is a real thing. And so the Beverly Hills flats used to be 6 million, now they're 12. You can't get in. WeHo will be the new Beverly Hills flats. And so get in now because there. There's like your houses.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, that's why I think I want.
Mercedes Javid
To sell my house. And we hope are not that big.
Jamie Kennedy
It doesn't matter.
Mercedes Javid
The house will never be the Beverly Hills flats.
Jamie Kennedy
No, but all the houses are like to the.
Jeff Lewis
To the girl who's like, goes out to. Where does she go?
Jamie Kennedy
Who to?
Jeff Lewis
Tarzana's. The new Encino and new Studio City.
Mercedes Javid
The lot sizes are like 4,500 square feet.
Annie
Every house is like a new Encino.
Mercedes Javid
Every.
Jamie Kennedy
Every house is like the one hotel. They're beautiful.
Annie
Yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
So it's Lockheed. All right, I'll shut up.
Jeff Lewis
Can we talk about Mercedes divorce, please?
Jamie Kennedy
Getting divorced?
Annie
What?
Jamie Kennedy
By the way, it's, you know, I don't have a saying on it. This is her life. But, you know, can you pull it.
Jeff Lewis
Can pull up to the mic, please? We have some questions. What's happening? You move out of your house?
Mercedes Javid
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, done. The house is because you were renting. Went back. So you gave your keys, you're done, you're out of it?
Mercedes Javid
Yes, we moved out.
Jeff Lewis
Great. So I'm happy you got out of that big monthly rental.
Mercedes Javid
Yeah, I mean, it was a. It's very humbling to move from a place where your child was six months old until he's six and a half years old.
Jeff Lewis
Mm. Now, how is the new place? Are you happy?
Mercedes Javid
Very happy.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, good. How is Shams?
Mercedes Javid
Good. He's just like very focused on what's happening in his life. And he loves a new place.
Jeff Lewis
Good.
Mercedes Javid
The way we filled it up and made it special before he saw it by we me, I mean me.
Jeff Lewis
Yes. Okay, and then where is. Did Tommy find a new place to live?
Mercedes Javid
He did. He moved into the. Pretty much the same cul de sac.
Annie
Like just as Your new place?
Mercedes Javid
Kind of. No, I'm in a different community.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, good.
Mercedes Javid
But the distance between his place and my place is less than a minute driving.
Jeff Lewis
That's great. So he can see Shams on the regular?
Mercedes Javid
Yes, of course.
Jeff Lewis
Good, I'm glad. Okay. And then how is Shams reacting to all of this? What have you told him?
Mercedes Javid
I have just been like very honest about. I think it's really time to move out of the house. It was like such a house that we couldn't enjoy anymore. It was too much for me and it felt like living there felt like cleaning a window and then someone would just wipe it with mud. So he kind of. You could see him understanding that change is a good thing. And he was really just concerned about are the toys coming? And he just thought like, as long as my stuff comes with, of course.
Jeff Lewis
That'S makes him feel secure.
Mercedes Javid
He's got all of his things right, like his fort. So like we have new forts. One of the rooms is like underneath the staircase is this big giant room that I like put LED lights in. So he thinks it's a secret room for just kids. And I put all his squishmallows in there and just made this photo light box sign and I wrote like welcome King champs and all this stuff. So he is really happy. He has a really big bright room. The place is so bright and white and the ceilings are extremely high. Lots of skylights and big windows. And it's just such a nice change because the other house was like espresso, dark wood.
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Mercedes Javid
And the old fashioned French doors. So it was really like of a big change of feeling.
Jeff Lewis
So I'm curious obviously, if, if it's just you and Shams, I imagine it's much, you know, there was tension between you and Tommy, which is no longer there. Correct. So I spoke to Liar yesterday and she said I asked how you were doing because you and I, we texted here and there, but we haven't had dinner or anything like that. And she said that she feels that you've been so much lighter lately. Do you feel that way?
Mercedes Javid
Yeah, I felt really good about. I feel like this is, you know, I love Tommy. I. I might still be in love with Tommy. I will. He's always family. I'm always going to make sure he's okay. And I love, you know, I, I just, I think that this is something that's necessary and positive for everybody. And I kind of like disagree when people say like, if this is going to make you happy. It's not really about happy. It's about healthy. And that's the part that I do feel like making the right decision in. In our lives is, to Liotte's point, important.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Mercedes Javid
So there was just a snap thing where things were going well between the Tommy and I until, like, the movers had, like, a little problem and it stressed him out. And then that part made. It made me re. Realize how much of an impact he can have on me emotionally. So I'm just hoping that we'll stay positive, friendly, civil. Yeah. Instead of, like, getting mad at me for something that I would never intentionally cause, like, if the movers do something wrong.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, because that would normally be your fault. I'm asking.
Mercedes Javid
I mean, could be. It just depends on how people interact with each other when there's conflict.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. And then what happens? Because I. I did get a question about this. What happens to your podcast with Tommy? Does that continue?
Mercedes Javid
I. I don't want to bury it. There's no. If you ask me what I want, I absolutely want to keep it going because I think that we could be amazing co parents. I think we could be great friends, and I think that it should continue. I think it's a place where I want to go every week and talk about whatever I want to talk about, which is like Persian Oprah. Like, I want to do my thing.
Jeff Lewis
You can do that on any podcast.
Mercedes Javid
I think that the.
Jeff Lewis
You don't necessarily need one with Tommy to do that.
Mercedes Javid
Well, it's also.
Jeff Lewis
People are more interested in your opinion anyway.
Mercedes Javid
Well, we don't know. I mean, we have to let Tommy decide if he wants to be involved in it, and I hope so.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. But in addition to the podcast, I'm just curious. So Tommy would also obtain other work.
Mercedes Javid
I hope that he continues to nurture all of his projects.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. Have you worked out any sort of details in regards to, like, financial or anything like that?
Mercedes Javid
No, nothing like that has been discussed at this point. No, it's been discussed, but, like, we're not, like, I think we're just focusing on one foot in front of the other. The house was really hard. We moved, we got out, we got in our new places, and we're still in boxes. Like, no one should come over right now. It's still a lot of purging and getting.
Jeff Lewis
Well, we see a lot of your things on Poshmark.
Mercedes Javid
Oh, my God. Yes.
Jeff Lewis
That's what I figured.
Mercedes Javid
I think we should do like a 25 sale or something. That's like, really? Anyone who wants to, like, just offer whatever. I donated so much. Gucci. Yesterday.
Jeff Lewis
It's donated. It should be on Poshmark.
Mercedes Javid
You know what, what size shoe do you wear? And handbag? Honestly, same handbag, any size. Okay. For sure. Because it was so much house to move that some of those, the Gucci you wouldn't wear because they were like open toe moccasin high heel, like suede. I don't know if you would wear those.
Liat
I'll see them.
Jamie Kennedy
How old is Shams?
Mercedes Javid
Six and a half.
Jamie Kennedy
Okay. First time I ever saw divorce my friend Eric, he was nine, third grade a month later. That was the first time I ever saw kids smoke a cigarette.
Mercedes Javid
Oh my God.
Jamie Kennedy
My friends start smart.
Jeff Lewis
Where do we go with this? So what's the.
Annie
Keep him off the.
Jamie Kennedy
Well, I'm just saying don't let Sham start smoking.
Mercedes Javid
Okay. It's actually Calabasas.
Jeff Lewis
Some really good advice, Jamie.
Mercedes Javid
A 100% smoke free city.
Annie
Is that true?
Mercedes Javid
Yes. Calabasas is 100 smoke free. No vaping. No.
Jamie Kennedy
Good for them anyway. That's incredible.
Mercedes Javid
Proper.
Jamie Kennedy
No, not Woodland Hills. I'm just saying don't start smoking.
Mercedes Javid
So hashtag Poshmark and all the other things.
Jeff Lewis
Will you be finally letting go of the Fendi baguette?
Mercedes Javid
No, it's still gonna be just like house to house. Yeah, it's like a pin. When you pin your post.
Annie
Yeah.
Mercedes Javid
Okay, so where is that? I haven't even seen that purse. Jesus. I don't know where it is. I honestly don't know where it is.
Jeff Lewis
Oh really? Because you have it on Poshmark for ten grand.
Mercedes Javid
God knows that's just a photo. You don't know where the physical back is located? That's the other thing. I donated so many things because I had to get the house empty. So I'm.
Jamie Kennedy
I'm confused. You have. You literally have like old sponges on Poshmark for five bucks, but yet you're donating Gucci bags.
Jeff Lewis
I know that makes no sense. And Gucci shoes.
Annie
It was an act of desperation. You know when you're moving and you're like, I don't know what the fucking do with this?
Jamie Kennedy
Why would you. So if you. If you like money and maybe need some dollars, why would you give away Gucci? I don't understand.
Mercedes Javid
No, I donated. All of those shoes are gone.
Jamie Kennedy
What do you get for the donation?
Jeff Lewis
We're looking at our Poshmark right now.
Mercedes Javid
Those are all gone.
Jamie Kennedy
A tax write off.
Mercedes Javid
Gone, gone, gone.
Jeff Lewis
Annie, why don't you look through that?
Jamie Kennedy
Why don't you give them to Annie.
Jeff Lewis
And start making Annie start making some Offers. Ann.
Mercedes Javid
Annie, just come over.
Jamie Kennedy
If you're donating, just give them to her.
Mercedes Javid
Just come over and rummage through it.
Liat
Okay. Are you free Sunday?
Jeff Lewis
How does it.
Mercedes Javid
Yeah. Oh, after him. Before him.
Jamie Kennedy
We can go together.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, my God. Okay, so you. Obviously you have Shams at the condo. Tommy has moved into a condo nearby. How does the. How does it work? So does he come over to see the baby or do you drop Shams off at his house or you guys meet at the park or how does that work?
Mercedes Javid
We don't know how it's gonna go yet because Tommy is just moving in.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. Yeah, but when did. What date did you move out of that house?
Mercedes Javid
The current house is empty as of like yesterday slash today.
Jeff Lewis
I see.
Mercedes Javid
And the other one last week. A week ago.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, so you just now this is all. You're gonna figure all this out?
Mercedes Javid
I'm in a really cute townhouse. I love it.
Jeff Lewis
It sounds like you're happy.
Mercedes Javid
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Yes. Jamie, do you want to talk about Eric again? No.
Jamie Kennedy
She's a minute away.
Mercedes Javid
Who?
Jeff Lewis
A minute away, but I think that's fine. She's in her own community, a gated community. She's got. She's separate from dates.
Jamie Kennedy
I'm saying dates will eventually happen. Yes, a minute away.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, but they're not picking her up at Tommy's house.
Jamie Kennedy
I'm just saying a minute away.
Annie
It's a transitionary time. It's probably good to have that flexibility to be right down the street.
Jeff Lewis
It is kind of nice.
Annie
It's good convenience. Not forever.
Jeff Lewis
I understand what you're saying. I understand. It's not the same community. It's not across the street.
Jamie Kennedy
Okay, I didn't know. Can he, like. Can you walk to his. Can he hear you in the house.
Jeff Lewis
Where Eric's parents do they live close together? Is there some sort of story you want to know?
Jamie Kennedy
He went far.
Mercedes Javid
No, it's like the. It's like Vegas. Like, every property is like a mile away.
Jamie Kennedy
Okay, so he's a mile away.
Mercedes Javid
Yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
Okay, good. I thought he was like two houses down.
Mercedes Javid
Nobody's dating. Nobody's dating. Nobody's hiding people. I promise you that.
Jeff Lewis
Not yet.
Mercedes Javid
No. Nobody is hiding.
Jamie Kennedy
No hiding. You're allowed to date.
Mercedes Javid
Yeah, but you can't even imagine how far away I am from publicly.
Jeff Lewis
It's probably not a good thing to do until everything is settled. We don't want to set everyone off publicly optics.
Mercedes Javid
Emotionally. I am like, married to somebody that I had to separate out of no other choice. I'm not thinking about another person. I can't even imagine that.
Jeff Lewis
Don't you emotionally kind of leave before you leave? You know what I'm saying? Like, did you already leave?
Mercedes Javid
I think you hit your limit of disappointment and sadness and those kinds of things.
Jeff Lewis
As your friend, I hope that you realize that you did everything you possibly could do to fix this. Yeah, you did.
Mercedes Javid
Yes, I know that. So I definitely agree with that.
Jeff Lewis
So there should be. You're doing the right thing. There should be no guilt. There should be no regrets. There's. There was. There was no choice. No, I don't have no choice.
Mercedes Javid
I don't have any regret or guilt.
Jeff Lewis
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Mercedes Javid
Yes may I please promote Heal to Feel With Liotte and me we've had our second season. We've dropped so many good shows. Lamar Odom and so many others every Wednesday. It's so amazing and I want everyone to go and listen to Heal to.
Jeff Lewis
Feel, Heal to Feel. Wednesdays wherever podcasts are available. Who's the guest this week?
Mercedes Javid
It's this incredible couple of women that made a movie about your body after postpartum. And it's so good because you forget to connect. How we, like, lose our connection with our bodies when we have C section or stretch marks. And, you know, it's good.
Jeff Lewis
I really can't. I can't relate to that. So what's the next. What's the next one? What's the next one? Next Wednesday?
Mercedes Javid
I don't know. Just go and listen because there's so many good shows stacked.
Annie
The postpartum episode is called the whole truth, but. H O l e. Was that on purpose?
Mercedes Javid
Yeah, it was the name of their movie.
Jeff Lewis
What's the next one? Not out yet.
Annie
What's the one before it was a chiropractor. Dr. Burns.
Mercedes Javid
Oh, Dr. Burns. The Dr. Burns.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, I've seen Dr. Burns.
Mercedes Javid
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Mercedes Javid
He talks about how important your brain is. Mind over matter. It's very important to know what the words you're feeding yourself because our 60 thoughts a day, or 60,000. Excuse me, thoughts a day.
Jeff Lewis
Chumps only have 60 jumps up six.
Mercedes Javid
Three thoughts a day.
Annie
Ryan was. Was the one before that. So that's fun too, if you want to lighten the mood.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, Ryan Bailey.
Mercedes Javid
He talks about things.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, I was talking.
Annie
He talks about, I think his mom who passed. So maybe it's not lightening the mood.
Mercedes Javid
No, no, it's a good show.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Mercedes Javid
Oh, I got invited.
Jeff Lewis
What about the one before that?
Annie
Lamar Odom, if you haven't heard.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, I want to hear that one.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah.
Annie
Oh, and then Dr. Judy. Okay. It's a very chumpy show.
Jeff Lewis
Dr. Judy.
Annie
Dr. Judy Rosenberg.
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Mercedes Javid
He was really, really good too.
Jeff Lewis
I haven't seen her in a while. I need to see her. Rose.
Mercedes Javid
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
I love Dr. Judy Rosenberg.
Mercedes Javid
She was on. It's really good.
Jeff Lewis
I need therapy every episode. Yeah, she's a good therapist, Jamie, if you need one.
Jamie Kennedy
Really?
Annie
Couples counseling.
Jamie Kennedy
Add to the nut.
Mercedes Javid
She's. She's published a lot of really good. Really good.
Jamie Kennedy
She's real smart.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Annie
The web is her thing.
Jamie Kennedy
Are you in therapy right now?
Jeff Lewis
No, I'm due.
Mercedes Javid
He's got Ty. He doesn't need therapy.
Jeff Lewis
I could go back into some therapy, do a checkup.
Jamie Kennedy
P. S. Ty looks like the Louvre robbers. Oh.
Mercedes Javid
Oh, that was.
Annie
Well, he did just take a trip to Paris.
Mercedes Javid
What?
Jeff Lewis
What is it?
Jamie Kennedy
Do you know?
Annie
What?
Jamie Kennedy
The Louvre robbers.
Jeff Lewis
But he looks like.
Jamie Kennedy
It's a compliment.
Jeff Lewis
Is it? Is this one of the ones?
Jamie Kennedy
Okay, Jameson, bring up the Louvre.
Jeff Lewis
A bump?
Jamie Kennedy
No, this is a compliment. Oh, God. Oh, the louvre robbers are trending.
Mercedes Javid
Tie. Cover your ears.
Jamie Kennedy
It's a good looking thing. This is a compliment.
Annie
I didn't even see them.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh my God. You guys would talk about it.
Jeff Lewis
Are they hot?
Jamie Kennedy
Look, bring it up, Jameson. Bring it up.
Jeff Lewis
It must be hot. This has got to be a compliment.
Annie
It's a comp.
Jamie Kennedy
Of course it's a compliment.
Annie
We're about to see the ugly question.
Jamie Kennedy
The Louvre robbers.
Mercedes Javid
Oh God, no.
Jeff Lewis
This is huge.
Mercedes Javid
Oh, please.
Jamie Kennedy
That's the Louvre.
Mercedes Javid
No.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh my God.
Mercedes Javid
You, James.
Jeff Lewis
Well, I'm sure that Ty loves that compliment. Whoa, calm down.
Mercedes Javid
Oh my God.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, they are good.
Jamie Kennedy
Everyone's talking about the Lou rob.
Annie
Well, they should get a diamond or two.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, they are kind of hot.
Jamie Kennedy
They're saying the actors to play them could never play them because they're better than the actors. The guy on the right is.
Jeff Lewis
They do look like good looking guys.
Liat
One's way hotter than the other.
Jamie Kennedy
They're both very hits.
Annie
I. I don't mind. The left.
Mercedes Javid
The left.
Jamie Kennedy
Is that a compliment or not?
Jeff Lewis
I think it's a compliment.
Jamie Kennedy
Thank you. Okay.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Jamie Kennedy
They did a big heist.
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Jamie Kennedy
And now. Yeah, look at, look at.
Mercedes Javid
He looks better than chase the Lou during the day. Got away with stuff, right?
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah, they robbed the Lou during the day putting.
Annie
Did they catch him now though or.
Jamie Kennedy
No, they caught him but they were trying to put him on Poshmark Mark.
Mercedes Javid
Oh, I got an offer from somebody during the break.
Annie
For what?
Jeff Lewis
For the F. Fendy.
Mercedes Javid
No, I think it was for a jean jacket. I'm going to accept.
Annie
Do you know where the jean jacket?
Jeff Lewis
How much? Wait, how much? Maybe I want to like 20 bucks. I'm going to bid it. What size is it? Can. Will it fit me?
Jamie Kennedy
Offered.
Mercedes Javid
Accept an offer. I just accepted up two handbags. Just sold.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh my God.
Liat
A lot of your stuff sold.
Jeff Lewis
Danny bit on that right now.
Liat
I'm looking. Okay.
Mercedes Javid
No, she can have everything for free.
Jeff Lewis
You're just selling this shit right now.
Mercedes Javid
No, but there's.
Annie
She can't have the jean jacket or those two handbags.
Mercedes Javid
Yeah, no, I seriously have both. Like two extra ones of everything.
Jeff Lewis
What's up?
Jamie Kennedy
I don't want to.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Jamie Kennedy
I don't. I don't promote my pod because it's more conspiracy, but there's a lot of chumps that are conspiracy theorists. So hate to break it to you. Mine comes out on Monday at 1.
Mercedes Javid
It's called Hate to break it to you.
Jamie Kennedy
And also there's the. The phones are blowing up. Up.
Jeff Lewis
What about the three eye Atlas? What's the. What's the update?
Annie
Is that the comet?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, it's the comet. Slash, it turned alien spaceship.
Jamie Kennedy
It turned blue. So the it had a tail. They didn't know what's going on. Usually comments are iron and nickel. This one has more nickel. They're like what is that? It went behind the sun. It came back from behind the sun. It looks different.
Jeff Lewis
So can a comet do that?
Jamie Kennedy
No.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
So Japan is like has better pictures than we do. The government shut down. You can't get stuff because NASA's shut down. Ty was telling me four hour delay yesterday. So that's all real. And so some stuff's happening December, early December. We're supposed to see be able to see it better.
Jeff Lewis
Ty is, he's not one of those like he's not a Karen. But I will tell you there can all he's writing America in a tier one letter. Because yesterday in Dallas they so they were like oh, you know gate two. Oh actually gate 23. Oh actually gate 11. Jamie, why don't you guess how many times they changed his gate?
Jamie Kennedy
I know, he told me 11.
Jeff Lewis
11 times they changed his gate.
Jamie Kennedy
Wow.
Jeff Lewis
Then they boarded the whole plane and they didn't have a pilot, so then they had to look for a pilot. So they sat there for an hour and 15 minutes waiting for the pilot.
Mercedes Javid
That's as long as he could have just driven.
Jeff Lewis
So he was three.
Annie
Dallas.
Mercedes Javid
Oh no, he should move here permanently.
Jeff Lewis
Wait, so wait, wait a minute, hold on, back up. So you think you can drive to Dallas in just a couple of hours?
Jamie Kennedy
An hour 19 minute drive.
Mercedes Javid
Arizona? I thought it was Arizona.
Jeff Lewis
Seven, eight hours.
Mercedes Javid
Well by that tarmac delay and walking to all those gates, it could have taken seven hours.
Annie
So just drive to Arizona and then drive from Arizona to LA. It's basically the same.
Jamie Kennedy
It's halfway there. It's 1500 miles.
Jeff Lewis
It doesn't live in Arizona. Yeah, lives in Dallas.
Annie
If he lived in Arizona he could have just drive.
Mercedes Javid
Doesn't live in Arizona, but helicopter.
Jamie Kennedy
He also had another like get him an hour delay when he got here.
Jeff Lewis
Yes. There was no gate.
Jamie Kennedy
Crazy.
Jeff Lewis
This is half an hour delay. So the whole thing was four hours.
Jamie Kennedy
Government shutdown. It's the government shutdown.
Jeff Lewis
Four hour delay.
Mercedes Javid
What's the purpose of this shutdown?
Jamie Kennedy
I don't know.
Mercedes Javid
You know, they want him to agree to something.
Jeff Lewis
So you think the Three Eye Atlas is. Is an alien spaceship?
Jamie Kennedy
I think it's a shot. I think there's a shot.
Jeff Lewis
When is it due to arrive? December. Right.
Jamie Kennedy
It would help my cause. Right? You want it to be crazy? Jamie's, not so crazy.
Annie
Well.
Jeff Lewis
Right?
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, the DVD commentary is strong today. My God, I forgot my mic was on. By the way, I'm gonna let Annie take as many shots as she wants.
Annie
Is that the Three Eye Atlas?
Jamie Kennedy
Yes, but CG Shane, I said it's a question. If that's real, it could be doctored.
Annie
It's AI but look at it. There's no way that's. That's a.
Jeff Lewis
That's June 30th. I guess I'm crazy, too, because I believe in aliens. I believe in aliens, dude. So I guess I'm crazy, too.
Jamie Kennedy
That's what's annoying. Because you are more like me than people realize. They think you got it all together, but you and me could sit at a coffee shop and start ranting about the government and people don't know that about you. And I'm not gonna tell you, okay?
Jeff Lewis
We're talking about aliens. And I do believe that there is extraterrestrial life.
Jamie Kennedy
Thank you. Did you hear that, everyone? Thank you.
Jeff Lewis
I mean, I don't know if they walking among us disguised as humans.
Annie
For sure. We had them on the first hour.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Low key.
Jamie Kennedy
Low key. Patrique.
Jeff Lewis
At least one of them's an alien.
Jamie Kennedy
Patrick.
Jeff Lewis
But I think they're both. You're right.
Jamie Kennedy
No, I don't know.
Annie
Paul is psychic. He's not.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, you're right.
Jamie Kennedy
And Patrick, obviously, P. S. Paul told me in my. In my grinds that I have to buy the house in place that makes me happy. Don't buy it for anyone else.
Mercedes Javid
He was saying that you're buying it to flex for your friends.
Jamie Kennedy
No, he never said that.
Mercedes Javid
Yeah, that's what that means.
Jamie Kennedy
No, he never said that. He didn't say that at all.
Jeff Lewis
I don't think that's what he said.
Jamie Kennedy
He didn't say that at all.
Annie
That's what he meant.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, my God. Now you're.
Jeff Lewis
Here's the thing.
Jamie Kennedy
You're Jamie and I'm Annie.
Jeff Lewis
She's. Okay, here's the thing, though. And I'm going to defend Mercedes because she wants you to make a sound financial decision. She knows what streets are good, she knows what neighborhoods are good. She knows all the comps. She knows the prices. You are more. And look, it's fine. You're emotional, right? So you want to find this place that the energy feels good and you know you're going to be happy. But a lot of us look at these homes as an investment also. And that's what she's trying to protect. You, your finances.
Jamie Kennedy
So let's just go. Really?
Jeff Lewis
Am I correct? Are you on your poshmark right now? Selling?
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah, it's weird.
Mercedes Javid
No, you know what? I think I did. I think I put a lot of things in the donation pile and if I. I should probably take it out and sell it. I have to. I have to see, like, the things that I just sold I might have put at the curb by accident.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, so you're selling. You don't have.
Annie
Just throw away.
Mercedes Javid
Potentially.
Jamie Kennedy
That's. That's. That's a crime.
Mercedes Javid
What I was doing was I was scrolling to see if I can pull those things off the curb that have brand new purses.
Jeff Lewis
Well, just tell them, hey, here's the address. It's on the curb.
Mercedes Javid
I'll text my.
Jeff Lewis
Go pick it up.
Mercedes Javid
I'll text my next door neighbor.
Annie
Do you know your neighbors already?
Mercedes Javid
This is the old place.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. So you have to get the stuff that are in bags on the street because you just sold it. You have to go through bags.
Mercedes Javid
But it's fine. Everything will work out. I'm not worried about it. I will say that Jamie looks at too many houses that need too much work. And when he goes to see these old houses that need a lot of work, you have to come, Jeff, and tell him how much it's going to cost to remodel them. Like just. I just tell him a lot of cash.
Jamie Kennedy
I learned. And carrying costs 2.8 in the birds, which is crazy, but it needs.
Mercedes Javid
It wasn't the birds. St. Ives is not a bird street.
Jeff Lewis
He kept saying good street, though. I like St. Ives.
Annie
What bird is St. Ives?
Jeff Lewis
Sunset Strip.
Mercedes Javid
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
Is the Iva. Is that a bird?
Annie
No, that was my joke.
Mercedes Javid
Warbler. Yeah, he knows.
Jeff Lewis
But the birds are bird adjacent.
Annie
Yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
Listen. Yeah, we'll figure this out Sunday. I'll have a lot of answers real quick. I have a fan social coming up and it's five women and I need your guys advice. Do you think I could have them uber to the restaurant and then I'm gonna take them all back in my van?
Mercedes Javid
What?
Jamie Kennedy
Why not? That'll be great. They'll all be in my van. They'll have a good time on the roof. We'll smoke cigars.
Jeff Lewis
No.
Mercedes Javid
Why? Women don't smoke.
Jeff Lewis
You're not driving them.
Jamie Kennedy
Some are cool.
Jeff Lewis
That's against the rules. The fan social rules to put him in my van. You can't drive them.
Mercedes Javid
Terms and conditions are being.
Jamie Kennedy
Well, I want to take a vote. To everyone listening, should I give these five women a ride?
Jeff Lewis
No.
Jamie Kennedy
Huntington. In my van. Huntington yes, we're gonna eat in lbc. We found a nice place. Shannon helped us find a nice place in lbc. And then we're gonna go to Long Beach. I know, because there's not good steakhouses in Huntington. As I thought. Oh, you found one in Long beach where Shannon did.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
There's no sneaky spots in lbc.
Jeff Lewis
But where are you driving them? Back to Huntington?
Jamie Kennedy
I would say we all meet in LBC and then we go and I'm gonna give them a ride back to their spot.
Liat
If they're willing.
Mercedes Javid
Why not?
Jamie Kennedy
And there's seats in my van. And there's a table.
Mercedes Javid
Does she stand for city or Jamie?
Jeff Lewis
You always do. You want to be one man in a van with five women?
Mercedes Javid
He sure does with his van.
Jamie Kennedy
Here's the thing.
Jeff Lewis
At least throw a gay in there. You gotta have something else in there.
Annie
I'm not putting in the van.
Jamie Kennedy
I know two of these. I know Shane wouldn't. After Liat's party that night, he wouldn't.
Jeff Lewis
Get in your van.
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, my God. I told you. I offered him a ride and he's like, I'm not getting in that thing. He was all drunk.
Annie
We had no. Cause we had. We had. You had given the Uber driver cash on the way there, so he was already there.
Jamie Kennedy
I wanted to give him a ride in my van.
Mercedes Javid
No, Nobody wanted any of Jamie van.
Jeff Lewis
Well, have you been in the van, Mercedes?
Jamie Kennedy
Oh, I started it.
Jeff Lewis
Is it nice?
Mercedes Javid
No.
Jamie Kennedy
Yes, it is. You're wrong. I'm just kidding.
Jeff Lewis
You're wrong.
Jamie Kennedy
Say I'm lying.
Mercedes Javid
I'm lying.
Jamie Kennedy
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
She's shaking her head.
Jamie Kennedy
Well. Cause she's trying to be funny, but that hurts me.
Mercedes Javid
Oh, gosh.
Annie
I would put something nice about the van.
Mercedes Javid
I like your jeans. You have cute jeans on today.
Jamie Kennedy
Thank you.
Jeff Lewis
Oh.
Jamie Kennedy
Cause she said they were dirty and they're clean for once. And she said you have to put baking soda in your load when you wash them.
Jeff Lewis
I didn't know this.
Jamie Kennedy
To get the white out.
Annie
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Baking soda and a low. I've never heard of that.
Jamie Kennedy
Yeah, it's a good.
Mercedes Javid
Good.
Jamie Kennedy
I just learned this.
Mercedes Javid
He's wearing winter white new jeans, and sometimes he would wear dirty jeans. So I told him.
Jamie Kennedy
Did not.
Jeff Lewis
Is it true that you said you wanted to buy something? You said you want to be in the hood and there's blood in these streets. Is that what you quoted?
Jamie Kennedy
No, I said, this is a two mix up. This is where Keon gets a note right effing now. Okay. I like to be in the Hood. Like I said, La Brea to La Sienna go from Melrose Up. That is where I live.
Annie
I actually think it's a really nice area to live.
Jamie Kennedy
No, it's the hood. In a good hood. It's a good hood. I love it.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, now he has different definitions of things.
Annie
Yeah, you know, he means like the hood. Like you can walk to Astro Burger and get a.
Jamie Kennedy
Get a hood. No, there's way better burger. I can go to Marathon Burger. You take my scooter. I go down there. All this stuff. I love Astro, but it's not as good. Now there's a new place called Guac Daddy. All of this is good.
Jeff Lewis
Can you make sure that there's a place for him to park a real car? Like he can buy a real car?
Jamie Kennedy
Mercedes.
Jeff Lewis
It's weird. He drives around in a black van.
Jamie Kennedy
Mercedes.
Mercedes Javid
It's a very high van. It was hitting the trees on the top, too.
Jamie Kennedy
Is that lady mad at me for that?
Mercedes Javid
Yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
Are you kidding me?
Mercedes Javid
You were hitting the tops.
Jamie Kennedy
I went back and looked. I went and looked and see, I didn't take a branch off. Is she mad at that?
Mercedes Javid
They were also upset about the track marks on the driveway.
Jamie Kennedy
Are you kidding me? Is this true?
Mercedes Javid
I have a picture. Did I send it to you? Jamie, this morning.
Jamie Kennedy
Jamie's in?
Mercedes Javid
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Why?
Jamie Kennedy
I didn't know this when he told me.
Jeff Lewis
You got to get a real car. This is stupid. You're driving around that big van.
Jamie Kennedy
I know, but hold on. Are they really mad?
Mercedes Javid
Yeah.
Jamie Kennedy
Come on, Mercedes, this old lady.
Jeff Lewis
You have the money. Just get a car.
Jamie Kennedy
I am. I'm gonna get a car.
Jeff Lewis
Do you want to promote? I know you're gonna be at Comic Con in. Is it. Where are you in Michigan next week?
Jamie Kennedy
Next weekend? I'm on Detroit City motorcon. It's gonna be Friday to Sunday. Me, Skeeter, Matt and Davey. So I'm gonna be there.
Jeff Lewis
The Motor City Comic Con in Detroit, Michigan. You're gonna be there from November 14th through the 16th next week.
Jamie Kennedy
And then I'm gonna have Columbus.
Jeff Lewis
I need you to do me a favor.
Jamie Kennedy
Yes, sir.
Jeff Lewis
Oscar has brought his Jamie Kennedy scream, Funko Pop. And he wants you to sign it.
Jamie Kennedy
Well, the table cost is.
Jeff Lewis
Stop it.
Annie
They're running a Venmo request from Alyssa.
Jeff Lewis
Stop.
Jamie Kennedy
Totally free.
Jeff Lewis
Yes, please.
Jamie Kennedy
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
Please do that for him. You're gonna make his entire weekend, if not life.
Jamie Kennedy
It's a paint pen. Okay.
Jeff Lewis
It's a paint pen.
Jamie Kennedy
Would you like a quote or just a name and character?
Jeff Lewis
Oscar surprised me with the quote. Oh, that's very nice.
Jamie Kennedy
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
Oscar's a fan.
Jamie Kennedy
And Oscar. Maybe we'll go to Guacdotti.
Mercedes Javid
Yeah, let's go.
Jeff Lewis
And I think that's nice of you to do that for free.
Jamie Kennedy
Front or the side window?
Jeff Lewis
Ask him. Front window.
Jamie Kennedy
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
I don't give a shit. Ask him. Okay, Mercedes, I'm looking forward to. We'll do it after Mercedes last two years ago you were the mayor of Bravocon. I cannot believe how many Bravo liberties you know and love.
Mercedes Javid
Thank you.
Jeff Lewis
And I was just standing by myself.
Annie
We were just watching.
Jeff Lewis
Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Ladd every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app.
Annie
When cool creamy ranch meets tangy bold buffalo, the whole is greater than the.
Jamie Kennedy
Sum of its sauce.
Annie
Say howdy, partner.
Jamie Kennedy
To new Buffalo Ranch sauce only at.
Annie
McDonald's for a limited time.
Jeff Lewis
A participating McDonald's.
In this episode, Jeff Lewis welcomes Bravo star Mercedes Javid ("MJ") and comedian Jamie Kennedy for a lively, unscripted conversation that dives into all things personal—divorce, real estate, boundaries, friendships, and the occasional (possibly extraterrestrial) conspiracy theory. True to the show’s title, Jeff and his guests hold nothing back, delivering unfiltered opinions, hilarious banter, and a bit of raw emotional honesty about moving on and growing up.
[01:16–13:03]
[19:01–31:00]
[03:50–07:00]
[13:04–19:01; 43:40–45:55]
[19:01–31:00]
[25:13–49:04]
[39:27–43:14]
[34:57–50:13]
| Timestamp | Segment / Topic | |--------------|--------------------------------------------------------| | 01:16–03:50 | Opening banter, drama over “bump” comment | | 03:50–07:00 | Listener call: Bravo drama, “Revengers” supergroup | | 13:04–19:01 | Real estate: buying, selling, leasing woes | | 19:01–31:00 | MJ’s separation, co-parenting, podcast future | | 25:13–28:00 | Poshmark, moving and donating luxury goods | | 34:57–36:48 | MJ plugs “Heal to Feel” and recent podcast guests | | 39:27–43:14 | Jamie’s conspiracies: Three Eye Atlas comet/aliens | | 43:40–45:55 | Real estate advice: investment vs. emotion | | 45:51–49:08 | Vans, laundry tips, and car drama | | 49:31–50:31 | Jamie’s Motor City Comic Con plug, Funko signing |
Episode paints a picture of real people navigating the mess of relationships, real estate, and the ever-present search for happiness (or at least, sanity), all with the kind of brutal and hilarious honesty only Jeff Lewis and company can provide.