Mindy Cohn & Carnie Wilson: Banging Pots & Hot Prowl

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Jeff Lewis Has Issues

Episode: Mindy Cohn & Carnie Wilson: Banging Pots & Hot Prowl
Air Date: July 3, 2026
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Mindy Cohn, Carnie Wilson (with contributions from Shane, Jameson, and others)

Episode Overview

In this lively episode, Jeff Lewis welcomes actress Mindy Cohn and singer Carnie Wilson for a signature no-holds-barred discussion on health scares, family quirks, home disasters, wildlife run-ins, and suburban crime. The conversation weaves between personal updates, comedic anecdotes, and genuine support, showcasing the guests' decades-long friendships. The tone is humorous, candid, and peppered with irreverent asides.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Mindy Cohn’s Health Update

• Surviving Cancer—Again

  • Mindy shares her recent health ordeal, correcting misconceptions in the press.
  • Previously known for her double mastectomy in 2012, this time it was stomach cancer, misdiagnosed initially as gallstones or ulcers.
  • Expresses immense gratitude for Dr. Anton Belczek, a gastrointestinal oncologist at St. John's Medical Center.
  • "He and his office. And I have to say, just a shout out, if I could be so gross, to St. John's Medical Center." — Mindy (04:28)
  • Post-surgery treatment: no chemo or radiation, just ongoing scans and endoscopies.

• Dealing With the Diagnosis

  • Mindy remained remarkably calm.
  • Carnie admires Mindy's strength: "You are an example." (07:47)
  • Jeff jokes about not wanting Carnie to visit him during a medical scare:
    • "Every time she walked in the hotel room, I pretend like I was asleep." (07:23)

Carnie Wilson’s Home and Family Chaos

• Raccoons, Opossums, and Parakeets

  • Carnie describes her home's revolving door of animals and pests:
    • Opossums once died in their attic, making the house smell like broccoli for weeks.
    • Now the issue is raccoons—her husband Rob fed a raccoon after noticing "she had hanging nipples" (10:28).
  • Carnie’s struggle to keep order: “…do you want the raccoon to stay here because now we have to take Frankie out our pug on a leash every time…” (11:09)
  • Birds (parakeets) live in their bedroom now due to recent kitchen renovations ("They just don't stop chirping" (13:37)), which causes comedic spousal bickering—both forgot their 26th wedding anniversary.

• Carnie’s Food Gifting Habit

  • Renowned for sending and bringing treats to friends and work:
    • "That's the love language. Today I had donuts delivered..." (16:00)
    • Staff complain (with affection!) about irresistible desserts derailing their productivity.

Jeff Lewis’ House Issues

• Remodeling Aftermath: Termites and Bills

  • Jeff’s newly remodeled house shows dozens of termite holes despite recent tenting ("I tend…because it's dozens of holes." (18:53)).
  • Anticipates all the havoc (moving out, broken roof tiles, food and cosmetic removal) that comes with re-treating a house for termites—everyone groans at the task.

• Sky-High Water Bills

  • Carnie details how her water bill inexplicably hit $7,000, using “enough water for a water park” and fighting a bureaucratic battle with LADWP (25:32).
  • Advice is exchanged about meter-reading tips to avoid erroneous bills, and Mindy suggests checking if neighbors are “plugged into your meter” (“Her neighbor was plugged into her” (27:26)).
  • Jeff admits to ignoring DWP warning letters, fearing a massive upcoming bill due to pool autofill leak ("I think it's honestly ten grand. I think so too." (30:09)).

Urban Wildlife & Neighborhood Dangers

• Coyotes and Protective Parenting

  • Discussion of ongoing coyote sightings in upscale LA neighborhoods.
  • Comic “coyote defense” tips:
    • "All you have to do is make a noise, and they're scared of you." – Mindy (17:08)
    • "If you happen to have cookware in your hand, bang it with a spoon..." – Carnie (17:51)

• Jeff’s Daughter Monroe’s First Sleepover

  • Monroe meticulously packs skincare and lip gloss, admits sleepover anxiety.
  • "She’s like, I'm a girl on the go. I need my lipstick and my lip gloss." – Jeff (20:27)
  • Parenting advice and commiseration flow, many recalling their own childhood nerves.

Suburban Crime: New Lingo

• Robbery vs. Hot Prowl
  • Jeff brings up new crime terminology: "hot prowl" (47:15)
    • Definition: When intruders invade a home knowing occupants are present, but avoid contact—contrasted with robbery or home invasion.
  • Reactions mix horror and dark humor ("That's very gay sounding to me" – Carnie, 47:17), as the group debates which scenario is less terrifying.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Bad Press & Misdiagnosis
  • "Even news organizations don't, like, do their research anyway." – Mindy (02:35)
• On Candles
  • Jeff to Carnie about her product: "Now, please tell me now, this is alleged that Carnie's candles, Love Lights, cause cancer." (07:48)
• On Raccoons
  • "He fed the raccoon dog food because he said that the raccoon was a mama. And I said, how do you know it's a mama? He said she had hanging nipples." – Carnie (10:28)
• On High Water Bills
  • "He said that I apparently used 220,000 gallons of water in seven weeks. Enough for a water park." – Carnie (26:12)
• On Parenting Anxiety
  • "I'm not kidding. This is what she said. She's like, I'm a girl on the go. I need my lipstick and my lip gloss." – Jeff (20:27)
• On Breakfast Buffets
  • “What’s better than breakfast?” – Carnie (43:54)
• On "Hot Prowl"
  • "What a hot prowl is, is when somebody...break in when they know you're home, but they do not make any sort of contact..." – Jeff (47:27)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Mindy’s Health Update & Cancer Story
  • 01:31–05:49
• Carnie & Mindy’s Friendship & Voiceover History
  • 05:50–07:47
• Home Disasters: Candles, Raccoons, & Birds
  • 07:48–13:13
• House Renovations, Treats, and Pest Control
  • 13:14–18:57
• Wildlife in LA: Coyotes & Parenting Anxiety
  • 16:10–23:43
• Utility Bill Nightmares (Water & Electric)
  • 25:00–30:33
• Friendship Banter & Past Conflicts
  • 33:20–39:13
• Carnie’s Gambling Habits
  • 40:22–41:40
• Upcoming Live Show & Travel Planning
  • 41:50–45:43
• Hotel Eggs Horror & Neighborhood Security
  • 46:04–47:34
• Crime Lingo: "Hot Prowl"
  • 47:14–48:50

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Additional Highlights

• Kitchen Renovations:

  • Amusement and mild exasperation at counting dozens of cabinet pulls in Carnie's remodeled kitchen—and the meals that came with each recount.

• Staff Banter:

  • Shane and Jameson provide running comedic interjections, with the group affectionately roasting one another (notably regarding Carnie’s potentially “deaf” audio settings and Mindy “snapping” at Jameson).

• Upcoming Projects:

  • Quick plug for Mindy’s upcoming horror film “The Hymn” with Ryan Phillippe.

• Travel & Live Shows:

  • Light debate about travel logistics (train vs. car) for the upcoming live show in Solana Beach (41:51–45:43).

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Summary

This episode is a quintessential Jeff Lewis gathering: irreverent, personal, and full of zany domestic tales. It brims with warmth and laughter as three longtime friends navigate challenging topics—surviving cancer, managing out-of-control homes, and protecting family (and themselves) from LA’s many “wildlife”—both animal and human. Sprinkled with practical advice, comic asides, and snappy comebacks, it's a relatable and entertaining listen for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

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[Carnie Wilson]

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[Jeff Lewis]

For the last is a decade, you've been covering disasters. That's right. That's why he's here.

[Carnie Wilson]

The math ain't mathin' and the gay ain't gayin'.

[Jeff Lewis]

Later, you're gonna need to do maintenance.

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Why?

[Carnie Wilson]

To be attractive.

[Ad Voice / Promo Announcer]

For who?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, for us.

[Carnie Wilson]

Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has Issues. In today's episode, Mindy Cohn and Carnie Wilson join the show. We talk about scaring coyotes and new burglary terms. Plus, Mindy shares an update on her health. Welcome back, ladies.

[Mindy Cohn]

Thank you. Nice to be back.

[Jeff Lewis]

Mindy, you've been gone for a while. You've been busy.

[Mindy Cohn]

Had a little ordeal.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. I did read. I saw it on your Instagram where you said you were. You were leaving social media for a while because you had to go and kick cancer's ass.

[Mindy Cohn]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Please tell me you kicked cancer's ass.

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, it's kicked.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank God.

[Shane]

Thank God.

[Carnie Wilson]

She's always.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think an air horn. I think an air horn for that.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, God. No.

[Ad Voice / Promo Announcer]

Really?

[Jeff Lewis]

There it is.

[Carnie Wilson]

That's more like it. She's always kicked ass, Jeff. She's a kick ass kind of person.

[Jeff Lewis]

And so what happened when. Cause you were initially. I remember 2012. Was it double mastectomy? Yes.

[Mindy Cohn]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

And so was it chemo, radiation, everything.

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, the whole shebangy boo. This was a totally different animal. So the press got it wrong, which was really, you know, we were talking about it before, where it's just like, if you just Google or type in my. My doctor that I thank on Instagram, he's the head of gastrointestinal oncology. It's like. It was stomach.

[Jeff Lewis]

I see.

[Mindy Cohn]

Yeah. And, yeah, so I sort of like. Even news organizations don't, like, do their research anyway.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you do surgery?

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, yeah. Major surgery.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then did you have to go back in and do radiation and chemo and all of that?

[Mindy Cohn]

None of it.

[Shane]

Oh, God.

[Mindy Cohn]

So it was on the outside of my stomach. So they removed part of my stomach. And this tumor who. You know, I called something and sent it off to pathology to be cut up and studied. You can only imagine what name I used. And, yeah, I mean, it's just. It was misdiagnosed for a long time, meaning my doctor thought I was passing gallstones. Then she thought, maybe you have an ulcer. I said, I need a gastrointestinal person. She referred me. Couldn't get in for months. Finally, was having so much pain, loss of appetite, going to bed at 4pm, just having no energy. Walked, you know, called this gastrointestinal person and said, what happens when one of your patients is just in distress? And of course, the office said, well, you either go into the ER or call your primary. Right, thanks. Thanks. So I called my primary again. Who's my angel? I've been with her for decades. She said, let's get to the bottom of this. Let's do a CT scan. Are you game? And I said, let's just get to the bottom of this. Yes. Saw something. It was definitely a tumor. You know how you get your test results back?

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh, my God. But how scary, though?

[Mindy Cohn]

Well, I'm not a panicker, so. Not yet. I knew it was something, all right. And she said, I have a dear friend I've referred before. His name is Dr. Anton Belczek. I mean.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you fell in love?

[Mindy Cohn]

Obsessed.

[Carnie Wilson]

But he's married.

[Jeff Lewis]

Nightingale syndrome.

[Mindy Cohn]

He's married to Norman.

[Jeff Lewis]

Doesn't matter.

[Mindy Cohn]

He's married to this wonderful woman. Normal. I have to tell you something. This guy is the real deal in every aspect. But it also doesn't hurt that he's incredibly handsome and has a beautiful accent. And so I want.

[Jeff Lewis]

And he saved your life.

[Mindy Cohn]

Literally. He and his office. And I have to say, just a shout out, if I could be so gross to St. John's Medical Center.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you doing, like, some sort of paid post with them?

[Mindy Cohn]

I wish.

[Shane]

Collaboration?

[Mindy Cohn]

No, they just.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you get a discount on your surgery if you bring it up on Jeff Lewis, live.

[Shane]

Use code Mindy on your surgery.

[Mindy Cohn]

I love how I am the non. What's an influencer. I mention things and don't get anything for free.

[Carnie Wilson]

He's cute. Jameson's showing us a picture.

[Mindy Cohn]

He's Dr. Anton Belczek. He is. And everyone at St. John's my nurses shout out to Finya, who was my night nurse.

[Shane]

Hey, Anton.

[Carnie Wilson]

Hey, Anton.

[Jeff Lewis]

How old is Anton, do you think?

[Mindy Cohn]

I don't care.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Mindy Cohn]

Yeah, he's.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, he's handsome.

[Mindy Cohn]

He's divine. His office is divine. And because the protocol of this is not.

[Jeff Lewis]

How's Norma's health?

[Mindy Cohn]

She's fine. And we want her to be fine. I want everything for Norma, who's an incredible jewelry designer. So I'll shout out to Norma.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Mindy Cohn]

But this whole, you know, office was just incredible. And so the aftercare is not anymore. Chemo or radiation. It's every six months, a CT scan, endoscopy, and then they light you up from the inside out, see everything. If they find anything, they have to cut again. But he feels very safe that he got all the margins, and I feel he did, too.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I'm so happy to hear that.

[Carnie Wilson]

I want you to know that I admire you, your strength. Mindy. You know, I've known Mindy for.

[Mindy Cohn]

We've known each other once. We met.

[Carnie Wilson]

We met each other back in the voiceover world when we had, you know, going up for the same roles and sitting there in the waiting room, you know, for our animation. But she's the queen. She's like the queen of voiceovers. I. I did, like, the Tide and all that Vons. And you. You had. Now, what character did you play on the.

[Mindy Cohn]

Velma.

[Carnie Wilson]

Velma.

[Jeff Lewis]

How long have you known Mindy, scooby doo?

[Carnie Wilson]

Decades. 30 years.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you reach out to her at all?

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, yes. Oh, she texted me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, I did, like, within the last few months. Six months.

[Carnie Wilson]

Why are you already on me?

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm just asking a question. Why are you getting defensive?

[Carnie Wilson]

Five minutes.

[Mindy Cohn]

We check up on each other. Especially since our dads got sick and passed away.

[Carnie Wilson]

That's right.

[Mindy Cohn]

So we're. We're.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yes, we're. We. Even though we don't see each other very often at all, we just have always had a little.

[Mindy Cohn]

Although I have invited myself for you to cook for me.

[Carnie Wilson]

Well, we've done autograph signings together, too, and we catch up real fast. But I wanted to say that, you know, if it was me and I was getting that. That, you know, X ray and I. And they said you have A mass. I would go into, like. I would just go into complete shock.

[Mindy Cohn]

So I.

[Carnie Wilson]

You're so calm.

[Mindy Cohn]

Well, I'm the opposite. I, I, I swing the other way. I tend to be really calm in a crisis.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's dramatic, this one over here.

[Carnie Wilson]

I am dramatic.

[Jeff Lewis]

You are dramatic.

[Carnie Wilson]

I'm dramatic. That's why I'm your friend.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, right.

[Carnie Wilson]

There you go.

[Jeff Lewis]

But what did I say?

[Carnie Wilson]

That's why we're friends.

[Jeff Lewis]

I ever go to the hospital, I do not want you to come.

[Carnie Wilson]

Why?

[Jeff Lewis]

Because you're gonna make everyone panic.

[Shane]

You're gonna stress me out.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, you are.

[Carnie Wilson]

I wanna tell you something. You should see me. Step. There's a crisis. You should see me. I'm the one who.

[Jeff Lewis]

Every time she walked in the hotel room, I pretend like I was asleep.

[Carnie Wilson]

Ah, very funny.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then Shane, you'd say, oh. Oh, he, yeah.

[Shane]

No, he's been out for hours.

[Jeff Lewis]

He had a rough night. He's gonna be.

[Shane]

You should go home.

[Carnie Wilson]

That's nice.

[Jeff Lewis]

Mindy, please come see me.

[Mindy Cohn]

I will always come see you.

[Carnie Wilson]

Mindy is a warrior. And anybody out there that hears this, that understands that maybe they're going through it too. Use her as an example. You are an example.

[Jameson]

You are.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, please tell me now, this is alleged that Carnie's candles, love lights, cause cancer. Do you have.

[Carnie Wilson]

You know what? I'm leaving now. I just came back and now I'm gonna leave. It's just this, he just has this thing. No, because two people said, like, it has soot that burns in the air.

[Jeff Lewis]

More than two and.

[Carnie Wilson]

No, that's not.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's black smoke. When you light our candle.

[Carnie Wilson]

Shut the fuck up. It's not turning out.

[Jeff Lewis]

So they believe it might cause cancer.

[Carnie Wilson]

Is that why they sold out?

[Shane]

They're banned in certain countries.

[Mindy Cohn]

Sold out?

[Jeff Lewis]

They sold out or they took them off the shelves?

[Jameson]

They. It's.

[Jeff Lewis]

I bet your whole garage is full of candles.

[Carnie Wilson]

No, it's not. Shut up.

[Mindy Cohn]

I want one.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, you don't. You just recovered.

[Carnie Wilson]

No, they're beautiful set. You just recover. Jesus. God, I'm just so happy that everything's okay.

[Mindy Cohn]

Everything is fine. More than okay. You know, driving.

[Carnie Wilson]

We all have our little hurdles that we have to get over.

[Mindy Cohn]

That's right.

[Jeff Lewis]

I heard you got a few hurdles over at your house.

[Carnie Wilson]

What?

[Jeff Lewis]

Raccoons.

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh, yes. Yes.

[Ad Voice / Promo Announcer]

What?

[Carnie Wilson]

I told Keene. He said, so what's new, Carney? I said, well, we have a raccoon problem now.

[Mindy Cohn]

So are they in the walls or just.

[Carnie Wilson]

No, no, they're not in the walls. We did have the opossums die. The opossums die in the attic. We had a family that actually die and they couldn't even get to them, so they had to like, rot. So the whole house.

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, my God.

[Carnie Wilson]

I walked in, I'm like, someone making broccoli. It's like broccoli for two weeks. It was disgusting. But anyway, that's another story. So now we have tons of trees. You there? Jeff and Shane. Oh, Jesus, that's great. That's just. That's. Is that a raccoon?

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, my God, that's horrible.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, you would know. You had a whole family living in the house.

[Carnie Wilson]

No wonder. That sounds familiar to me, that I thought it was birds, and I have birds. But wait a minute. So one day, all of a sudden, our.

[Ad Voice / Promo Announcer]

Our.

[Carnie Wilson]

Our cat is acting really weird. And then I get a text from our neighbor. There's a raccoon that's crawling on our fence. They've come around a lot. Be aware. So all of a sudden, Muffin Lucy's cat is acting, freaking out, staring at the window all day. I look and they send me a picture. And Rob goes, I found the raccoon. And I see these two eyes in the middle. Will you turn that shit off? Jesus. So I see these two little eyes, you know, peering through the bushes. And then Rob sends me a text. Honey, I fed the raccoon.

[Mindy Cohn]

What?

[Carnie Wilson]

I said, do not tell me. I'm like, are you. Because you don't want to be disrespectful to your husband, but you want to say, are you a fucking idiot? But I just said, why would you do that?

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you want he carry rabies, by the way?

[Carnie Wilson]

Yes, but he fed the raccoon dog food because he said that the raccoon was a mama. And I said, how do you know it's a mama? He said she had hanging nipples.

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, my gosh.

[Carnie Wilson]

And she looked hungry.

[Mindy Cohn]

There's a family. Oh, no.

[Carnie Wilson]

And she looked hungry. So he took dog food.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm not gonna tell you what Cian said.

[Carnie Wilson]

What?

[Jeff Lewis]

Cian said that Rob has a soft spot for low hanging nipples.

[Carnie Wilson]

Excuse me? Mine are very perky since I had them done. No, you didn't.

[Jeff Lewis]

He sure did. I didn't make that up.

[Carnie Wilson]

You're making. He's shaking his head.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, he did say that.

[Carnie Wilson]

He didn't say that. You know what do you.

[Jeff Lewis]

In. No, I was writing in Jeff's voice.

[Mindy Cohn]

Exactly.

[Carnie Wilson]

Listen, all I know is that I told my husband, do you want to have. Do you want the raccoon to Stay here because now we have to take Frankie out our pug on a leash every time we go out of the house.

[Jeff Lewis]

You can't even let him out of the house now. How many raccoons are there now raccoon's

[Shane]

gonna do to Frankie.

[Carnie Wilson]

Kill em.

[Shane]

Raccoons kill them.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, they're aggressive and actually it said you should never feed raccoons at your home because it causes them to lose fear of humans, leading to aggressive behavior, severe property damage, and serious health risk for your family and pets. Thanks, Rob.

[Carnie Wilson]

Thanks, Rob. Well, I saw this unfamiliar looking shit in the driveway.

[Shane]

She was like, that's not mine.

[Carnie Wilson]

And I'm. And I'm like, that doesn't look like Frankie's. You know, we have stray cats that come, but raccoons is another story.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know you've got raccoon shit in your driveway.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah, we do. So anyway, I don't know if the raccoon is still around. It's been a little quiet. Muffin is more calm. So that tells me that. That it's not.

[Jeff Lewis]

He cannot feed them anymore.

[Carnie Wilson]

No, he can't feed them anymore. But he has a problem. My husband loves his swee like that.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's nurturing.

[Mindy Cohn]

Disney movie.

[Carnie Wilson]

He loves animals.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like he goes hiking and low hanging nipples. Keon said that, not me.

[Carnie Wilson]

I don't have low hanging nipples.

[Mindy Cohn]

Don't put that out there. It's already out there.

[Carnie Wilson]

But you know, he. He goes hiking with the coyotes and the tarantulas and he's not scared of animals. He's just an animal guy.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, he also. They have. Mindy, you probably don't know this. He. They've got birds in their bedroom.

[Mindy Cohn]

Yeah, in their. Wait, what?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yep. It's weird. And you have a huge house and those birds could live anywhere.

[Mindy Cohn]

Wait, in the house?

[Jeff Lewis]

They're in the house. In their bedroom, in a cage.

[Carnie Wilson]

They're parakeets.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, they're still birds.

[Carnie Wilson]

They are. And they. And they're. They just. They just don't stop chirping. So my husband. I can't. These are the things that we fight about. And by the way, I've been really busy the last couple weeks. I had, you know, a family member that needed help. They were a little bit sick, so I helped them. But all I know is that I got a text today from my. From one of my best friends and she said, happy anniversary. It's apparently today. It's my 26th anniversary.

[Shane]

And I didn't remember.

[Carnie Wilson]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

But Rob didn't remember either.

[Shane]

No, Rob.

[Carnie Wilson]

So I said I know, I know, Mindy, I can't even.

[Mindy Cohn]

So I said, I mean, I know you've been occupied, but.

[Carnie Wilson]

Right, right. But I said, I went up to Rob this morning before I left. I said, honey, honey, wake up. It's our anniversary. He goes, happy anniversary. I love you. So we'll go to dinner, you know, 26 years. 26 years.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, you said you can't take a nap in that bedroom because those birds.

[Carnie Wilson]

No, I can't.

[Mindy Cohn]

Do they sleep at night?

[Carnie Wilson]

They sleep at night.

[Mindy Cohn]

Okay.

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh God, they sound like that's what it times, like a hundred. Yeah, because there's that and then there's a. Like in the middle of that.

[Jeff Lewis]

How many parakeets are in there?

[Carnie Wilson]

Just two.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, but they're just. They're talkative like you.

[Carnie Wilson]

They're. Yes, they're very, very talkative.

[Mindy Cohn]

Do they poop on the wall?

[Carnie Wilson]

No, on the walls.

[Mindy Cohn]

I heard birds like it poop on the walls. Like it goes. It goes out of the cage.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, does it ever go out of the cage?

[Carnie Wilson]

No. A feather. A feather or two will. Will be on the floor, but there's a big thing on the bottom and Rob cleans the cage.

[Jeff Lewis]

What about allergies? Does that bother the girls or.

[Carnie Wilson]

No, no, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

No birds in the house.

[Carnie Wilson]

When we knocked the wall out in the kitchen, when we renovated and blew the hole, you know, through the living room in the kitchen. The birds used to be in the kitchen, but now there's no place for there. So he said, well, we have to move them into the bedroom.

[Jeff Lewis]

By the way, you haven't done any kitchen posts in a while.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah, you're right.

[Jeff Lewis]

Aren't you due for some more videos?

[Mindy Cohn]

I mean, you've been a little.

[Jeff Lewis]

But maybe some more videos today.

[Jameson]

No, no, no, no.

[Shane]

Maybe invite girlfriend because we haven't seen

[Jeff Lewis]

it a thousand times.

[Carnie Wilson]

Okay, you want to ask me a few questions now? You're done with me. You're done with me.

[Shane]

What are the cabinet poles? I don't remember.

[Carnie Wilson]

No, we. We had 50, like 48 cabinet poles. And Jeff and Shane were going around and measuring. Okay, the round one here.

[Shane]

Oh my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

Over and over and over it.

[Mindy Cohn]

But it's stunning, you have to admit.

[Jeff Lewis]

But it was funny cuz we would go through. It's a huge kitchen. Huge.

[Mindy Cohn]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

So we would go through and we'd all count the cabinet poles. And it was like this huge disparity. It'd be like, there's 48. Shane's like, I've got 47. And Carney's like, I've got 31. It was then we'd all have to count again.

[Carnie Wilson]

Jeff and Shane came to my house four times to count the fucking knots.

[Mindy Cohn]

Just for pools.

[Shane]

No, because she would make us lunch each time. So I kept, like, screwing up the. On acts. On God. She's a good cook.

[Mindy Cohn]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's a good cook. That carnival.

[Ad Voice / Promo Announcer]

Hello.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's.

[Mindy Cohn]

I've only invited myself so many times.

[Carnie Wilson]

Really?

[Jeff Lewis]

It's amazing. But you have to stop sending. Here's the thing.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

She comes here every two weeks. Every three, every four. Right. And she always brings treats.

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh.

[Jeff Lewis]

But now that Lola works here, she now sends treats with Lola. Like, no, no, no, you can't. Yeah, you can't do that to us.

[Shane]

I just showed up to work, and there was strawberry tiramisu in the fridge. I can't focus.

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, my gosh.

[Carnie Wilson]

The strawberry tiramisu.

[Shane]

I can't.

[Carnie Wilson]

Can you even.

[Shane]

I ate a lot.

[Carnie Wilson]

I know, I know. I send it in containers. That's the love language. Today I had donuts delivered. You know, it's just the love language. That's what I like to do.

[Mindy Cohn]

It's very sweet.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you have coyotes in your neighborhood?

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

You must have them in your neighborhood in Brentwood.

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, yeah, we see them.

[Carnie Wilson]

Sorry, was that a little hiccup?

[Jameson]

Yes, it was.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, okay.

[Carnie Wilson]

You see coyotes?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah, we have them.

[Mindy Cohn]

Coyotes and ducks.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're really bad right now. Coyotes. And I think they come off the golf course.

[Mindy Cohn]

Do they want food or water? I'm assuming they want water.

[Jeff Lewis]

I haven't asked them, but I. So I'm not really sure.

[Mindy Cohn]

I don't think it's food because I think there's plenty. I think it's water. I think they come down.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, thirsty.

[Mindy Cohn]

I think they come down to drink.

[Carnie Wilson]

They're hot and thirsty.

[Jeff Lewis]

So now we're getting these homeowners. We're getting these mailers from the homeowners association, like, emails where they're saying, you know, beware. There's coyote sightings here and there. And they say, do not run. Well, I can't run after my spinal surgery, so I couldn't even run if I tried. I could do a fast walk, but I couldn't run.

[Shane]

You could power walk away.

[Carnie Wilson]

And then they said, I just imagine, like, Jazzercise, like.

[Jeff Lewis]

And they said, make yourself look big. Yeah.

[Mindy Cohn]

All you have to do is make a noise, and they're. They're scared of you.

[Jeff Lewis]

So Shane said to me, I don't think you're in any danger.

[Carnie Wilson]

I was gonna Make a reference to my own body just now. But, you know, I mean, you are tall and you can.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's a great big fat person. Yeah. So I guess apparently I have nothing to worry about.

[Shane]

Unless you're safe.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah.

[Mindy Cohn]

No, you have a tall and deep voice. That's what they are scared of.

[Carnie Wilson]

They don't make a louder.

[Jeff Lewis]

I bet they'd be afraid of Jameson.

[Jameson]

Aw, get away. Shoo.

[Ad Voice / Promo Announcer]

Shoo.

[Carnie Wilson]

Shoo. No, no. They say, like, if you happen to have a pot in your hand and bang it.

[Shane]

Why would I have a pocket?

[Jeff Lewis]

So when I'm watching Toby, I just happen to have Crystal Kung Minkoff's cookware.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah, cookware. If you happen to have cookware in your hand, bang it with a spoon and then it scares the shit out.

[Mindy Cohn]

It's not just poop bags you now have to carry.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yes, the pots and pans.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, after three and a half years of remodeling my home. Yes, we've moved in. We've settled in.

[Mindy Cohn]

Are you happy?

[Jeff Lewis]

I am happy, Mindy, but this is

[Mindy Cohn]

what I for today.

[Jeff Lewis]

This. No, I'm very happy. And I'm still, you know, waiting for a few light fixtures, a little more landscaping. But it's nice. I'm very happy there. But then I started noticing little holes in my wood floors. Oh. And I'm like, wait, where? All throughout the house.

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh, God.

[Jeff Lewis]

Little holes here and there. And I go, shit, that looks like termites. Because I've been in this business for a long time. No, no, no, those can't be termites. Because I tended the house when I bought it three and a half years ago.

[Jameson]

Oh.

[Jeff Lewis]

But here's the problem.

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, no. They never died.

[Jeff Lewis]

When you bring in new wood, they most likely have termites in them.

[Mindy Cohn]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

So now we're trying to get the termite guy out. I hope to God I don't have to move out of that house.

[Mindy Cohn]

You might have to tent.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know.

[Mindy Cohn]

I think you might have to tent

[Jeff Lewis]

because it's dozens of holes.

[Mindy Cohn]

I kind of would.

[Carnie Wilson]

I know. You don't want to hear it. No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Or we could light a love light

[Carnie Wilson]

and that'll kill them.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Allegedly, they kill termites.

[Jameson]

Right?

[Carnie Wilson]

Expression of the day and cause cancer. Fuck yourself.

[Jeff Lewis]

Cause stomach cancer.

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh, Jesus. Whatever. You know what?

[Jeff Lewis]

Sorry, Mindy.

[Carnie Wilson]

So does that mean you have to replace all your wood floors?

[Ad Voice / Promo Announcer]

Yeah.

[Shane]

How does that work?

[Carnie Wilson]

When you take place that you live.

[Mindy Cohn]

No, you wouldn't have to replace the floors.

[Jeff Lewis]

He said he could fill.

[Mindy Cohn]

Yeah, fill it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like a wood filler.

[Mindy Cohn]

Absolutely.

[Jeff Lewis]

But there's A lot. There's dozens. And so I'd have to move out for days.

[Mindy Cohn]

Four days.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, it's days, right?

[Mindy Cohn]

Yeah. I just. I mean, I would tend. Because you know what? You're gonna pay and all this.

[Jeff Lewis]

These people come every time. My brand new landscaping. No, my. The tile roof. I replaced tiles three times because people kept going up and breaking them.

[Mindy Cohn]

Of course.

[Jeff Lewis]

So now they're gonna break tiles, they're gonna up my landscaping. I'm gonna have to move out of my house.

[Shane]

What about all the stuff in the house? All the, like, the software goods.

[Jeff Lewis]

All the food has to come out.

[Mindy Cohn]

Pack it up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, that's cosmetics, too.

[Mindy Cohn]

Everything.

[Shane]

Don't leave wise beauty behind.

[Carnie Wilson]

Do not leave things in the house.

[Mindy Cohn]

What cosmetics do you have in your house?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, the reason I was thinking cosmetics is that Monroe has a sleepover on Friday. And I was talking to her last night, and she's like, I need to. I need to pack my bag. And I go, well, what are you taking? It's like one night. She's like, I'm not kidding. This is what she said. She's like, I'm a girl on the go. I need my lipstick and my lip Gloss.

[Carnie Wilson]

She's 10. She's 10.

[Jeff Lewis]

And what else did she say? She said she needed skincare.

[Mindy Cohn]

Skincare.

[Jeff Lewis]

She has to bring her skincare, her lip gloss, and then also stuffies. But she said, I don't want to bring too many stuffies. And then she also told me, I go, look, Monroe. Cause I can tell there's a little bit of anxiety.

[Mindy Cohn]

Is this her first one? Yeah, it is.

[Jeff Lewis]

She said she was.

[Mindy Cohn]

I called my mom after my first one. I didn't last the first night.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm worried.

[Mindy Cohn]

I'm just saying. I'm worried you may get a phone call and don't pee at 11pm I then went to many sleepovers. Many times. With my first one, I called my mom.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, this isn't a good sign because she said, I want you to spray my pillow with your cologne. And I want you to write a little note for me. And I could put it inside my pillow so if I get lonely or sad, I can read the note. And I was like, I'm gonna be driving to Bel air at fucking 11:30 on Friday.

[Carnie Wilson]

I probably will, but I am.

[Mindy Cohn]

But that was very sweet of me, honestly.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know. I thought it was really sweet. I was kind of touched by that.

[Mindy Cohn]

If I was your kid. Yeah. Expect that phone call. I don't know her, but I told

[Jeff Lewis]

her, I said, look, it is perfectly okay. If you want to call me, I will come pick you up. She goes, daddy, I'm afraid all the. All the kids will make fun of me if I don't make it through the night. She goes, I have to make it through the night.

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, see, now I feel bad.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know.

[Carnie Wilson]

It's kind of sad. She feels that pressure. But you know what? It's up to you to say you tried. Maybe next time you'll be smoking the whole night.

[Mindy Cohn]

No big deal.

[Carnie Wilson]

It's like the first step.

[Mindy Cohn]

No big deal.

[Jeff Lewis]

She goes, do you think they'll be serving breakfast?

[Carnie Wilson]

God, Monroe.

[Mindy Cohn]

Okay, honestly, that's my girl.

[Carnie Wilson]

I love her character.

[Shane]

I love her.

[Carnie Wilson]

She's a character.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think they're gonna serve breakfast. Yeah.

[Mindy Cohn]

Are you close to the parents? Like, do you know these parents?

[Jeff Lewis]

I do, and I like.

[Carnie Wilson]

Okay, great, good.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're the only people that I would really love.

[Carnie Wilson]

Honestly, that helps a lot.

[Jeff Lewis]

Honest. Very important that it's an only child, so there's no boys there. There's no older brothers. No brothers, friends, nothing.

[Mindy Cohn]

She's gonna be fine.

[Jeff Lewis]

I hope so.

[Mindy Cohn]

She's gonna be fine.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, she didn't seem so fine last night.

[Mindy Cohn]

Well, she's preparing herself, which I kind of love about that.

[Jeff Lewis]

She is a planner. She's a planner.

[Carnie Wilson]

How is that bad?

[Shane]

She's thinking ahead.

[Mindy Cohn]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did your girls. Did you have to pick them up?

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah, I did.

[Jeff Lewis]

You did? Of course they didn't make it.

[Carnie Wilson]

Of course.

[Ad Voice / Promo Announcer]

Of course.

[Carnie Wilson]

It's part of it.

[Mindy Cohn]

The first one.

[Jeff Lewis]

I can't drink on Friday.

[Mindy Cohn]

The first ones are. Well, just wait.

[Shane]

What are you supposed to do?

[Jeff Lewis]

I guess I could Uber, but then I. But I don't want to be like, I'm here to pick them in a room.

[Carnie Wilson]

Hi, Monroe. You didn't make it. You'll make it next time.

[Jameson]

Can I join your wi Fi? So I had a car back. It wouldn't wait.

[Carnie Wilson]

That's too funny. No, she's perfectly on the right track.

[Mindy Cohn]

That's right.

[Jeff Lewis]

I forgot what we were talking about before that. Oh, that's why you were mentioning the.

[Jameson]

The.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. Do we remove all of her makeup, her lip glosses, her skin care?

[Mindy Cohn]

Definitely skincare. Yeah. 100%.

[Jeff Lewis]

You've got it. I mean, basically have to move out.

[Mindy Cohn]

You do.

[Carnie Wilson]

It's chemicals. You bag it up. It's chemicals.

[Mindy Cohn]

You bag it up thick.

[Carnie Wilson]

You just bag it up.

[Mindy Cohn]

Yeah, but honestly, otherwise, if you don't take care of it just in that big way with the tent, you're gonna not get after it.

[Carnie Wilson]

I think with your Hundred person staff. You'll have it covered.

[Jeff Lewis]

There's just a lot of stuff. What about like detergents and. No bounce dryer sheets. I saw that in there. Yeah, yeah, right.

[Mindy Cohn]

Yeah.

[Carnie Wilson]

I don't know about that. Because bounce dryer sheets are what took. What kept the rats away from eating the wires in my car. So I think that the bounce dryer sheets are just like. You don't have to worry about that.

[Jeff Lewis]

I forgot about that hack.

[Mindy Cohn]

They're just poison.

[Carnie Wilson]

Wait, did I just make sense? I just said that it. Because the rats.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, I remember you telling me about this.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where did you put them? In the.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Carnie Wilson]

You tie a bounce dryer sheet like anywhere in an engine and then it keeps the rats from coming and eating the wires in your engine.

[Shane]

So.

[Carnie Wilson]

And they don't catch on fire.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why do we not question that? If it rats, if it deters rats, why do we put it in our dryer?

[Mindy Cohn]

Correct.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And dry our towels with it and like our clothes.

[Carnie Wilson]

I don't know. So if it's already chemicals, has anyone thought about.

[Jeff Lewis]

Because when you mentioned that, it didn't occur to me.

[Shane]

I was like, cool, cool hack.

[Carnie Wilson]

Well, that's why you don't have to worry then if we have it on our clothes, then you could just keep it there. It's already got no rats, right? No rats. But I mean, I don't know. I would get everything out of the house.

[Mindy Cohn]

I would too.

[Jeff Lewis]

I hope they could just do some sort of local treatment, spray something.

[Carnie Wilson]

They might, they might. They might.

[Jameson]

Go on. Maybe they'll find.

[Mindy Cohn]

Keep saying they're tomorrow. You keep saying it's all the floors in the whole house.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I noticed it on the stair treads. I noticed it in the. Oh, yeah. It's like throughout.

[Mindy Cohn]

Jeff, bad news.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think there's a lot of termites there.

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh, God, that is so.

[Mindy Cohn]

And they're happy. What a traveling.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're well fed. There's a lot of wood floors.

[Carnie Wilson]

Wow.

[Mindy Cohn]

Well, do it before they ruin it all.

[Jeff Lewis]

The other thing that's depressing, which I know that you just went through, which I am very scared about. I am yet to receive an LADWP bill and I have been there for two months.

[Carnie Wilson]

No, there's something very, very wrong and mysterious going in Porter Ranch, California right now. Uh, I got.

[Mindy Cohn]

My best friend Tara just went through this. She had $2,000 bills, like over and over.

[Carnie Wilson]

2,000. Mindy, my bill was $7,000.

[Mindy Cohn]

You have to call them out.

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh, I did. I tried to.

[Shane]

What?

[Carnie Wilson]

No.

[Mindy Cohn]

Get ready. Got a Guy.

[Jeff Lewis]

Seven grand.

[Carnie Wilson]

Get the fuck ready. Get ready.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm scared.

[Carnie Wilson]

Okay. I had a leak detection company come out because the la. Whatever DWP said, you must have a leak. So they came out. We checked every single valve sprinkler. This the pool? We did an evaporation test. I have a massive pool. That's like a Palm Springs kind of pool. Big. You know what he told me? What? He said that I apparently used 220,000 gallons of water in seven weeks. Enough for a water park.

[Shane]

No.

[Jameson]

No.

[Carnie Wilson]

And I'm like, are you out of. So they said, I'm using 1900 gallons of water per hour.

[Mindy Cohn]

No.

[Carnie Wilson]

How is that possible?

[Mindy Cohn]

It's not possible. It isn't.

[Carnie Wilson]

I went. So I called the ddddd. I said, excuse me, you tell me, how do you use enough water for a water park in that time? There's. There's sprinklers that go on for 10 minutes. There's no leaks anywhere. Well, we came out and we read the meter, and it's an analog, so it's not digital. And the needle was moving, which means that there's water running. So you have a leak. Well, guess what? When. And this is a good, good advice for people out there. When you have the DWP come out to read your meter and it's the needle, make sure that your faucets aren't running. No one's taking a shower. Your dishwasher's not running, your washer and dryer is not running. Because if it is, your needle will move. So if the needle is moving, it's detecting water is having action on your property. They can't tell where the water's coming from. I've been through everything, so now I have to. Like. I already went to the dwp, so I'll keep you updated.

[Mindy Cohn]

Well, let me tell you something. Tara's her neighbor. She was plugged into her neighbor. Her neighbor was plugged into her.

[Carnie Wilson]

Wait, wait. You know what? Okay, wait a minute.

[Mindy Cohn]

Thank you.

[Carnie Wilson]

Wait a second.

[Mindy Cohn]

Her bill is now back to normal. Point being.

[Jeff Lewis]

So she was paying for her neighbor?

[Mindy Cohn]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

And her. And her house.

[Carnie Wilson]

Okay, wait a second. This is really weird. I. I'm. There might be a mystery that we're.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is there a water park next door to you?

[Carnie Wilson]

Shut up. No, wait.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're reading your. Yes. This is what's happening.

[Carnie Wilson]

There's something.

[Shane]

The water park is tapped into your home.

[Carnie Wilson]

I just.

[Mindy Cohn]

But I'm serious. Check your neighbors.

[Carnie Wilson]

I just thought of something. This is very weird. And I have it on my ring camera.

[Mindy Cohn]

You're welcome.

[Carnie Wilson]

No, I was on tour and this guy rang my doorbell and he said, hi, I'm your neighbor around the corner, and I think you have a leak. You should come out and check it out. And I said. And I got so freaked out because first of all, he looked like a terrorist. So I said, thank you very much. And that was all I said. But why would this guy come out and say in the middle of the day, I'm your neighbor, I think you have a leak? What is that about?

[Jeff Lewis]

How did. How did he look like a terrorist?

[Carnie Wilson]

Shut up.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was just curious. He looked.

[Carnie Wilson]

He just.

[Jeff Lewis]

Was there a certain ethnicity?

[Carnie Wilson]

He was just very creepy. No, no, he had his head in the camera, like, really close.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like he said, you know, he said he looked like a terrorist. So I was just curious. What is. You know, what does that look like?

[Carnie Wilson]

All right, Any. He was very weird. He was very scary. And so I just said, thank you very much. And I thought, why did he say that? So what does he.

[Shane]

He saw something.

[Carnie Wilson]

But just in that month, that was the month of March. That's when the bill changed. The water started changing.

[Mindy Cohn]

I'm telling you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you notice how Carnie's just not media trained? What do you mean at all?

[Carnie Wilson]

What do you mean, what did I do?

[Jeff Lewis]

We were laughing at you. Mindy and I were laughing.

[Carnie Wilson]

You were?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mindy Cohn]

No, I was laughing at. No, no, no, no, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, what were you laughing at?

[Jeff Lewis]

The terrorist comment.

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh, apparently everybody's laughing at me, so whatever.

[Mindy Cohn]

I was laughing. That. Jameson, just shut that down.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Mindy Cohn]

No, we will not be talking about that.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I'll tell you, I got the same notification from dwp.

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, what is that?

[Jeff Lewis]

They said we have an.

[Shane]

It said that there's like an unusual

[Jeff Lewis]

amount of water being used.

[Mindy Cohn]

Okay.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yes, that's what I got.

[Shane]

He hasn't gotten the bill yet, but

[Mindy Cohn]

it was just like, check your neighbors.

[Jeff Lewis]

Listen to what happened. So I kind of ignored it. And then I got another letter and then they rang the doorbell, but I wasn't home, so it was serious. So I'm like, shit, I better figure out what's going on. So I had the plumber out. They found a leak. Oh, and a big one.

[Carnie Wilson]

Where was it?

[Jeff Lewis]

It was the autofill for the pool. So the pool was just draining, draining, draining. And the. And it was. The autofill was just filling it, filling it, filling it, filling it for weeks. And I have not seen that fill yet.

[Mindy Cohn]

That's gonna be brutal.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know. That's gonna be a. I' And I can't because it has termites.

[Ad Voice / Promo Announcer]

Yeah.

[Carnie Wilson]

It's going to be 10,000. You're in big shit now. Now you're really in big.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think it's honestly ten grand. I think so too.

[Mindy Cohn]

Minimum.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think we should bet.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah. I'm going to say.

[Mindy Cohn]

I say 12,000.

[Carnie Wilson]

I say 10.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. I was thinking 12. I was actually. When she said seven for. Was that for two months?

[Carnie Wilson]

It was 7,000.

[Mindy Cohn]

Two months every other month.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

What if it's like 14 grand? I'll kill myself.

[Mindy Cohn]

It's a car.

[Carnie Wilson]

So. So let's give our bids 12,000.

[Shane]

15,500.

[Carnie Wilson]

There it is. Price is right. Okay. I say 10,000, you say 12.

[Mindy Cohn]

12.

[Jeff Lewis]

What do you say?

[Shane]

15,500.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm kid. This is. I'm manifesting this and hoping it's eight.

[Carnie Wilson]

Okay.

[Mindy Cohn]

Okay.

[Carnie Wilson]

Jameson.

[Jameson]

$25,000.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'll die. I will freak the fuck out.

[Shane]

If it's that kind of condo, I don't blame you.

[Jameson]

I need a job. I hope it's two.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'll have to sell the condo back to you.

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[Jeff Lewis]

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[Jeff Lewis]

Now, Mindy.

[Mindy Cohn]

Yes. I'm gonna tell Tiffany for me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Mindy Cohn]

Okay, good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Tiffany Rice, would you please make a note of that?

[Shane]

Yes, I sent her a page. You need to watch all our.

[Carnie Wilson]

Who is that?

[Mindy Cohn]

Okay, thank you, Shane.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, during the break, why don't we explain to everyone what Carnie was talking about with us now, Carney, she's talking about what a loyal friend you are and how nobody loves love the way she does. The way you do. So you make love a competition.

[Carnie Wilson]

I didn't say those words. Nobody loves like I do. I did.

[Shane]

Yeah, it was impl.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was. Yes. And what did you say?

[Shane]

It's not a competition because she's already won. No one else is competing with Karni. Shane, she is most loving.

[Carnie Wilson]

Thank you, Shane. I love to love and I am. I do panic and I do react. But then I swear, take care of business. I take care of business.

[Shane]

Carnie, I'm concerned you're gonna go deaf. All of our knobs. I keep mine at like 12 o'. Clock. Mindy's is like 30%. Carnie's is up all the way.

[Carnie Wilson]

You know why? Because I am a musician and I've been on stage for 40 years. Yes, and that's the truth.

[Mindy Cohn]

You only are @Defcom1.

[Jeff Lewis]

You lost your hearing all the way.

[Carnie Wilson]

No, I didn't lose my hearing.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can you read lips?

[Carnie Wilson]

No. You guys, I swear to this. I can't even hear very well right now.

[Jeff Lewis]

I didn't realize you were deaf.

[Carnie Wilson]

It's all the way up. I'm not deaf.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God. You're up all the way.

[Mindy Cohn]

All the way. You're deaf.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're legally deaf.

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh, my God. Hers is all the way to the left.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have amazing hearing.

[Mindy Cohn]

What?

[Carnie Wilson]

Yes, yes. Mine's up all the way.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's like. It's like an animal, like with those amazing.

[Mindy Cohn]

That sounds incredible.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're on two and you can hear, you know?

[Mindy Cohn]

Yes. Not only that, I feel like I should go to your house and talk to the termites. That's how good my hearing is.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I'm on six. You're on six.

[Carnie Wilson]

I'm on ten.

[Shane]

Yeah, I. I'm. I'm like straight up, Carney.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm actually worried about you, so.

[Carnie Wilson]

Actually, so am I. Because now I'm realizing I'm actually like. I'm at turning the knob all the way.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know what it is? It's wax buildup.

[Carnie Wilson]

It's not my ears. Yes, you need to cone my ears.

[Shane]

Are you a minty cone

[Mindy Cohn]

now that's product placement. Mindy Cones coning.

[Jeff Lewis]

I love it.

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh, you might want to.

[Mindy Cohn]

I like that. I might jump on that.

[Shane]

Mindy's cones.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I really. I think it's a good idea.

[Mindy Cohn]

I do too.

[Carnie Wilson]

It's kind of scary.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was thinking this morning, I was really happy you were coming in today because, well, I was like, jeff, why do you like Mindy Cohn so much?

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, my God, that makes me so happy.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I'll tell you why. And the word icon came to.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah, okay, you need to stop.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I'm gonna tell you why. I'm gonna tell you why it's true. Because you're one of the only people that fucking put that Jameson Scala in his place. And I'm like, she's a fucking icon. The way you snapped at him that day, I was like, I fucking love this girl. Do you remember that we still talk about.

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh, my God.

[Mindy Cohn]

Wait, wait, I don't. So the fact that I don't. What a cold hearted bitch.

[Jameson]

Oh, my God.

[Mindy Cohn]

What icon status.

[Jameson]

You're one of three people who. What did I do? I corrected something with the headset or the.

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, now I remember. I've been doing this for years.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, but it was worse than that.

[Mindy Cohn]

What did I say?

[Jameson]

What happened?

[Jeff Lewis]

It was so bitchy. And he was shocked. He was like, shocked.

[Mindy Cohn]

Were you shocked?

[Jeff Lewis]

I was shocked. I'm like, ooh, she's got a dark side.

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, no. Very dark.

[Carnie Wilson]

I loved it, Jeff.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I loved it.

[Mindy Cohn]

Don't let the face fool you. I have an extroverted face. But I'm an introvert.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well.

[Mindy Cohn]

Well, also, like, just don't cross me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, you're like, the sweetest, happiest, most positive, like, joyful.

[Mindy Cohn]

But that is true. But guess what? People who have that capacity, absolutely matchy matchy.

[Jeff Lewis]

On the other side, you pushed back. I was like, holy shit.

[Mindy Cohn]

So wait, what did I say? Do you remember?

[Shane]

It was something like. He was. I think you were saying, like, you know, when you. When you talk to the guest to your right, like, speak into the microphone. Don't turn your head.

[Jeff Lewis]

He was talking down to you. He was talking down to you. He talks down to everybody. You don't have to be so rude about it.

[Jameson]

But you're in a wonderful sorority. You're also with Miranda Mayday, Raven, Simone's wife, and also Tom Arnold.

[Jeff Lewis]

They all snapped at him. But that's not. That's not a lot of people.

[Mindy Cohn]

I don't know if I should be complimented by that kiddo.

[Jeff Lewis]

We've been doing this for. I don't know. How many years have you been doing this?

[Jameson]

Seven years.

[Jeff Lewis]

Seven years, and only three people have pushed back, and you were one of them.

[Mindy Cohn]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

But yours, it carried a lot of weight.

[Jameson]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Jameson]

Love you, Mindy.

[Mindy Cohn]

Sorry.

[Jameson]

I hope you. No, I appreciate. I think we met. We met in the middle. It was like we. It was like, we're good.

[Mindy Cohn]

Okay. Mad respect, but yeah. Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

How's. How are things going at home? Because I know you had that big argument this weekend at lacma.

[Jameson]

We did not. We had a small disagreement.

[Jeff Lewis]

Didn't sound small to me.

[Jameson]

And everything's absolutely fine.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. Public fight.

[Jeff Lewis]

Otherwise. It was that parking structure.

[Jameson]

We had trouble finding the front door. And my boyfriend said to me, it's over there. Where I told you it was. And I said that I. And so we walked up.

[Jeff Lewis]

That sounds like Mindy.

[Jameson]

We walked up.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Mindy Cohn]

I might have to meet this man.

[Jameson]

So we walked into the exhibit, and I said, I just want to nip it in the bud. I don't appreciate the way you said that. And he apologized, but.

[Jeff Lewis]

How long did it take for you to have that conversation?

[Jameson]

Five minutes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Bullshit. You stood.

[Jameson]

No, we're good.

[Jeff Lewis]

What do I say?

[Jameson]

No, we're good.

[Jeff Lewis]

We're one team.

[Ad Voice / Promo Announcer]

Like that?

[Jameson]

No, because I.

[Mindy Cohn]

Do you need to say. Do you need something from me about that?

[Jameson]

Many years ago. No, no, no, no, no, no. Thank you. We're all good. We're good. Oh, I'm good.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you certainly remembered it.

[Jameson]

I did. Well, we nipped it in the bud. I wanted to have a Chance.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I mean with Mindy.

[Jameson]

Oh, yeah. We're good, me and Mindy.

[Shane]

I know he forgives, but he does not forget.

[Jeff Lewis]

But what's interesting is that now he treats you with the utmost respect. Cause he fears you.

[Jameson]

Oh, well, it's like two betta fish. We've fought and now we're at peace with each other.

[Mindy Cohn]

Aw, I'm so glad.

[Carnie Wilson]

You know what?

[Jeff Lewis]

There's no residual anger or resentment. Cause I don't think it was anything to do with the franchise. I don't think it had anything to do with the entrance. I don't.

[Shane]

Oh, no.

[Mindy Cohn]

It's built up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yep.

[Jameson]

The thing is, it's the opposite. It's that we don't want to have built up resentment. So I dealt with it. And the moment.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's not about where they parked. It's not about the entrance.

[Carnie Wilson]

Listen, it's not always.

[Mindy Cohn]

If I had a dime.

[Carnie Wilson]

Well, it's not always what you say, it's how you say it.

[Mindy Cohn]

Yes.

[Carnie Wilson]

You know, and today's my 26th anniversary. And at this point I'm like. It's not like I didn't like how you say it. It's like, wow, I liked how you said that. That's how often we don't like how we say something.

[Jameson]

And you know what he said to me?

[Carnie Wilson]

And we bicker a lot.

[Jameson]

He said to me after, he.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm confused. I don't know what she just said.

[Carnie Wilson]

I don't either.

[Jeff Lewis]

But anyway, that's a long way to do it.

[Mindy Cohn]

She and Rob communicate. You have to be care.

[Jeff Lewis]

Careful.

[Carnie Wilson]

That's it. No, I'm just saying, like, we're always complaining to each other.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, think about things before you say it.

[Carnie Wilson]

I don't. Shut up. I don't like the way you said that. I don't like the way you said that. You know what I mean? We always say that to each other. And so now we're like, wow. I'm actually noticed that he said something nicely. That's what I meant.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you gamble at the Thunder Valley Casino in Lincoln, California?

[Carnie Wilson]

Why are you bringing this up?

[Jeff Lewis]

Because I'm hoping you won.

[Carnie Wilson]

No, I didn't win. Oh, I didn't win. I lost. 1700. That's not okay. No, I calculated what I've lost the last year. It's not pretty. I'm trying each time, but I can't.

[Jeff Lewis]

God, you're the worst gambler. You never win. Why do you keep gambling?

[Carnie Wilson]

I don't know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Every time I'm with you, you lose.

[Carnie Wilson]

Because there was this One slot machine. That was really.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why are you doing slots?

[Carnie Wilson]

Well, I start with slots, and then when I win, I take it to roulette, but the problem is that I just didn't win.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, you're supposed to win at roulette and then take a little bit and. And throw it on slots because you're going to lose the slots.

[Carnie Wilson]

I know, I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Slots are fun. I get it. I love it. I like all the noise, the lights, the whole thing.

[Carnie Wilson]

I know. I just.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's good for add.

[Carnie Wilson]

I just kept thinking about the paycheck that I was getting from the concert that night, and I thought, well, what's a little bit, you know, towards that? It just is not the right way to think.

[Jeff Lewis]

Or.

[Carnie Wilson]

Or just. It's bad. It's really bad.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, it could have been worse.

[Carnie Wilson]

Well, I did get 17.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, could have been 17,000.

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh, never in my. Over my dead body, Jeff. I've never done anything like that. But I did give Doug my credit card. The time we were at the casino together. I gave him. I gave him my ATM card and I said, you hold this and don't. I mean, like, midmark.

[Jeff Lewis]

Which casino is this?

[Shane]

That was when we were.

[Carnie Wilson]

Where were we? Vegas.

[Shane]

Yeah. Smart Chump Con.

[Carnie Wilson]

Chump Con in Vegas. I gave him the card. Yeah.

[Mindy Cohn]

I'm going next year.

[Carnie Wilson]

You have to go.

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, I've invited myself.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mindy Cohn]

10 times.

[Jeff Lewis]

27. Are we looking at 27?

[Mindy Cohn]

Maybe.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then when the 27 will say it's 28. Oh, we have a live show coming up, right?

[Shane]

Yeah. Yeah. Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you know anything about it?

[Shane]

Yes. Tickets go on sale tomorrow. Tickets on sale tomorrow on.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's the date?

[Shane]

The live show is September 24th. It's a Thursday. It is in. Not San Diego.

[Jeff Lewis]

Solana Beach.

[Shane]

Solana Beach.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, we're taking the train.

[Carnie Wilson]

No, I was gonna say that.

[Mindy Cohn]

Fabulous.

[Carnie Wilson]

That reminds me of the train.

[Jeff Lewis]

They have a station at Solana Beach.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah, the Amtrak. If you take the Amtrak from like Van Nuys or Los Angeles, you stop in, like, Fullerton. Solana beach, you know Santa Ana. Yeah. San Clemente. And it's actually nice.

[Jeff Lewis]

It is fun. I used to take the TR all the time down to La Jolla.

[Carnie Wilson]

You buy the water.

[Jeff Lewis]

The only problem is we looked at the hotels in Solana beach. They're like two and three star.

[Jameson]

Ew.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know.

[Carnie Wilson]

No, take the 20 minute drive and stay at a better one.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's what we're thinking.

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh, yeah.

[Mindy Cohn]

But then they have to Uber. Yeah. Check in a train you're not driving down.

[Carnie Wilson]

That's the point.

[Jeff Lewis]

We'll have to take car service.

[Shane]

We'll take the train to San Diego, stay in San Diego, and then we'll have to Uber up to the show. But then we'll do the podcast studio.

[Carnie Wilson]

Right there it is.

[Mindy Cohn]

That's why Shane is Shane.

[Carnie Wilson]

That's right.

[Shane]

And then train home.

[Jeff Lewis]

That was my idea.

[Mindy Cohn]

Really?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, it was.

[Mindy Cohn]

I just witnessed that.

[Shane]

It was Shane. I had already reached out to the holiday.

[Jeff Lewis]

You wanted to put me at that holiday. What was it?

[Shane]

There's a beautiful Courtyard Marriott in Solana Beach.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do they have the breakfast buffet?

[Shane]

Oh, I bet they have a concert.

[Jeff Lewis]

But it's not a real buffet. It's like.

[Shane]

No, it's like coffee and, like, croissants

[Mindy Cohn]

and Marriott Courtyard is a. Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is it?

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah, it's a.

[Jeff Lewis]

Will you look and see if they have a breakfast buffet?

[Carnie Wilson]

I don't like.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't think they do. I think it's. I think it's cold cereal.

[Carnie Wilson]

And it's like.

[Jeff Lewis]

And some Danishes, if you're lucky.

[Carnie Wilson]

And if you're lucky.

[Jeff Lewis]

And Tropicana.

[Carnie Wilson]

You might get the eggs, but they're, like, really watery.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, watery Scrambled eggs.

[Mindy Cohn]

Eggs just Uber eats.

[Jeff Lewis]

And they probably have an indoor pool.

[Mindy Cohn]

Just Uber eats your breakfast.

[Jeff Lewis]

And RV hookups.

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh, my God, you guys. Indoor pools don't do it. Indoor pools are so wrong. I can't handle hotel, motel, indoor pools. I can't.

[Shane]

I can't deal with the Holiday Inn. They have breakfast usually.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, what's the breakfast?

[Shane]

No, there's an outdoor pool.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, that's good.

[Shane]

Okay, free breakfast.

[Carnie Wilson]

But what is it. But is it continental?

[Shane]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, maybe we drive.

[Carnie Wilson]

What's better than breakfast?

[Mindy Cohn]

I think you drive.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Okay, we'll figure out a place.

[Shane]

Okay, so September 24th, tickets on sale tomorrow.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, Well, I don't know if we're going. If we can't figure out these accommodations.

[Shane]

We'll drive home. If we.

[Mindy Cohn]

I think you drive home.

[Jeff Lewis]

We better figure that out today before you go on Tick on sale tomorrow. Who's going, by the way, to San Diego?

[Shane]

You. Me, obviously. Jamison, Doug, Lakendra and Todd. Krystal Kung, Minkoff.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, okay.

[Shane]

Patrick and Pole.

[Carnie Wilson]

Silence. No, no. Aw, I'm glad. Are they gonna bring the corpse dog?

[Shane]

Wait, 902 went out.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, did we invite them or they just going?

[Shane]

You did in a moment of weakness.

[Carnie Wilson]

I love them.

[Mindy Cohn]

Wait, you had a moment of weakness?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, because they usually just will go anyway. So either let them in or they're gonna break.

[Carnie Wilson]

Lola loves them. Lola's fallen in love with Patrick and Paul.

[Shane]

I'm trying to find the free content. The courtyard offerings at the Holiday Inn. And it says, unlock your dream honeymoon. So if you want a honeymoon at the. At the Holiday Inn.

[Jeff Lewis]

When does the hymn come out with Ryan Philippe?

[Mindy Cohn]

I don't know. I hope soon.

[Jeff Lewis]

It has to, right? Because it's a horror movie.

[Mindy Cohn]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So that's got to come out, like, real soon.

[Mindy Cohn]

We hope so.

[Carnie Wilson]

For the fall.

[Mindy Cohn]

We hope so. I don't know. No, they don't tell Talent.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm excited.

[Mindy Cohn]

That's what I am. Talent.

[Jeff Lewis]

A family's Halloween display becomes a real massacre when a silent killer turns their home into a house of horrors while unsuspecting crowds believe it's part of the show.

[Ad Voice / Promo Announcer]

Yeah.

[Carnie Wilson]

You're unbelievable.

[Shane]

What are you playing?

[Carnie Wilson]

Just all these.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you the killer?

[Mindy Cohn]

The crazy neighbor?

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh, that's great.

[Mindy Cohn]

Indeed. Yeah. Really good.

[Carnie Wilson]

That's good.

[Mindy Cohn]

I mean, Ryan Phillippe. Come on.

[Carnie Wilson]

Oh, my.

[Mindy Cohn]

Love him.

[Carnie Wilson]

Is he gorgeous?

[Jeff Lewis]

Does he take his shirt off?

[Mindy Cohn]

Of course he does.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. He has to.

[Carnie Wilson]

Jesus Christ.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, he always does.

[Carnie Wilson]

No, I know.

[Mindy Cohn]

I'm saying we want him to.

[Jameson]

Yeah.

[Carnie Wilson]

I'm saying. Ooh.

[Mindy Cohn]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Shane]

All right.

[Jeff Lewis]

We're talking about the train. Mindy was like, why on earth are you not driving? And I think it would be fun to have chumps on a train.

[Mindy Cohn]

And I. I agree. As soon as you said that, it's like, that's comedy in the making.

[Jeff Lewis]

Absolutely. Now, Oscar, apparently, also with all of the jobs you've had, you also worked at the Marriott. We've talked about this before. I used to serve breakfast.

[Jameson]

Be a handful.

[Jeff Lewis]

You've had so many jobs I can't keep. Interesting how you can't keep a job. But now you were saying that the eggs. Tell us about the eggs. They're bagged eggs, everyone. Sorry to burst your bubble, but they would come in a flat, skinny bag, and they're yellow already.

[Carnie Wilson]

So they're cooked. They just re. Eat them.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Six minutes in the microwave, you poke holes in it, then you throw it in a. A.

[Jameson]

Whatever.

[Jeff Lewis]

A plate, and then you smash it

[Carnie Wilson]

to make it look like scrambled eggs.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, that's disgusting.

[Carnie Wilson]

That's disgusting.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm having the Frosted Flakes or the Honey Nut Cheerios.

[Jameson]

No.

[Carnie Wilson]

No question about it. There's a molecular change that happens when you put eggs in a fricking microwave. There's no question. It changes everything. It doesn't become Eggs anymore.

[Shane]

It's not made with love.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, no. It totally changes now. We've had a few robberies in my neighborhood.

[Mindy Cohn]

The new neighborhood.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. There's not that many, but there's a few. And whenever it happens, they always send out all of these notifications. So I just want you guys to be aware of the terminology, okay? There's robbery, there's home invasion, and the new term hot prowl.

[Carnie Wilson]

What?

[Shane]

I like that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hot prowl.

[Mindy Cohn]

Wait a minute.

[Carnie Wilson]

That's very gay. That sounds very gay sounding to me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Maybe that's why I like it. Yes, maybe that's why.

[Shane]

Hot pride, mod prowl.

[Carnie Wilson]

Hot prowl.

[Jeff Lewis]

What a hot prowl is, is when somebody, they break in when they know you're home, but they do not make any sort of contact whatsoever. Right? They sneak around downstairs, they steal stuff, but they don't make any contact with the homeowner. That would be home invasion. That would be a robbery. So it's a hot prowl. So I.

[Shane]

Why would they do a hot prowl on this? Wait till you're not home.

[Jeff Lewis]

I have no idea. Like, I have no idea. I guess they want to rob people of their sleep, right? So there was a. There was something like a night two nights ago, and it was a hot prowl. So the guy. The guys came in, they were. There was a house sitter upstairs. When they realized that somebody was home, they left immediately.

[Mindy Cohn]

Thank God.

[Jeff Lewis]

But that's a hot prowl.

[Mindy Cohn]

All right.

[Carnie Wilson]

Nothing scarier.

[Jeff Lewis]

A hot prowl.

[Carnie Wilson]

I'll take a hot prowl over the other.

[Jeff Lewis]

Over home invasion.

[Carnie Wilson]

Yeah, it's. They're all horrible.

[Mindy Cohn]

But no, I want a home invasion when I'm not there. I don't want a hot prowl.

[Carnie Wilson]

Nothing sounds scarier than waking up. The thought of waking up.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, you want the hot prowl.

[Mindy Cohn]

You do. Instead of the home invasion.

[Jeff Lewis]

The home invasion is they make contact with you, they hold you up. Oh, yeah. No, no, no.

[Mindy Cohn]

I just want a robbery.

[Jeff Lewis]

You want.

[Mindy Cohn]

First of all, I don't want any of it. Pui, pui, everybody. Oh, my God.

[Carnie Wilson]

Watch your mouth. Oh, my God.

[Mindy Cohn]

We are literally manifesting this crap.

[Jeff Lewis]

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