
Molly Sims, Justin Sylvester, & Shane Douglas join Jeff Lewis in Los Angeles
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Molly Sims
I had a dream. Why are you so emotional?
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Molly Sims
When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.
Jeff Lewis
Stop fucking apologizing. You're not making it any better. You're just reminding me how late we are. I know I'm specific. I know I'm a little high maintenance which is why I tip really fucking well. I don't want to start shit, but don't you really? Okay. Really?
Molly Sims
Jeff Lewis has issues.
Jeff Lewis
Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has Issues. In today's episode, Molly Sims and Justin Sylvester join the show. We just chat about self parking and the Golden Globes worst dress list. Plus, Molly tells us how she replaced her children's pet lizard. Good morning. Good morning, Molly. You made it with 90 seconds to spare.
Molly Sims
I know.
Jeff Lewis
Where was the accident?
Justin Sylvester
In her bathroom. The curling iron wouldn't go on. Is that the accident we're talking about?
Jeff Lewis
Well, I spoke to Molly. You said that there was a wreck.
Molly Sims
There wasn't. She lied.
Justin Sylvester
You lied.
Molly Sims
I did.
Shane
She's the wreck.
Molly Sims
I did. Can I be honest with you? Can I be honest with you?
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Molly Sims
Gray got a haircut with Emily and you know he gets. Because they all want to give him a mohawk and so they threatened a mohawk this morning. So I stayed.
Jeff Lewis
Because you were worried.
Molly Sims
I was worried.
Justin Sylvester
She's a good mom.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. So how did the haircut turn out?
Molly Sims
Really good.
Jeff Lewis
Really good.
Molly Sims
He looked cute. He was like, up he goes. Maybe a little more tomorrow.
Jeff Lewis
Emily cut my accountant's hair and she did a great job. Don't you think?
Shane
It was a transformation. He looks so good, right, Annie?
Annie
Yeah. It was so hot now, Annie.
Shane
It was probably 8 inches of hair that he cut off. It was a lot.
Justin Sylvester
She's on the prowl, honey. She is on the prowl.
Jeff Lewis
No, he's a handsome guy, but he had, like, this really long, like, curly bob. Bob. And so it was no, she does.
Molly Sims
A wicked hair, but they're always threatening. And, like, Brooks was really mean to me. He was like, why won't you let him shave it? I'm like, no.
Jeff Lewis
Right. And so you. You thought for sure. Do you think it would have happened if you had left 100%?
Molly Sims
Like, a 90% chance he would have a mohawk?
Jeff Lewis
But I feel like Emily wouldn't do that if you told her not to.
Molly Sims
She would side with Stuber.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, you.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, so Stuber wanted it. Mohawk.
Molly Sims
I know deep down.
Justin Sylvester
How old is your son?
Molly Sims
He just turned nine.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, no. He has, like, two more summer classes.
Molly Sims
He's in third grade.
Justin Sylvester
It's Mallard. Like, sixth grade.
Jeff Lewis
How old is Brooks?
Molly Sims
Thirteen.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, he's. I mean, they're all cute, but Brooks is really handsome.
Molly Sims
Yesterday I had to meet him from school, and he was like. I was like, look, I can't take you to Dr. Kagan. And he's like, don't worry. So I call him right before he goes upstairs. He goes, okay, let me give you a status update about my health since I left. He's very cute. He's like, I still got chills. My head hurts. Like, she's cute.
Jeff Lewis
Do you have an orthodontist you can recommend?
Molly Sims
Dr. Paul Austin. He's amazing.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, can you write that down? Where is he located?
Molly Sims
He's in Santa Monica.
Jeff Lewis
We gotta start the whole orthodontist stuff. Oh, God.
Molly Sims
We get braces next week.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, which one? Brooks. Brooks is gonna get braces.
Molly Sims
He had his first round. They do it in two stages now. It's weird.
Justin Sylvester
So weird.
Jeff Lewis
Gee, look how cute those kids are.
Justin Sylvester
I mean, those kids are really cute.
Molly Sims
And his hair is all. It's terrible. The hair is terrible, Brooks. Like a fucking rat's nest.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, I love it.
Molly Sims
That's a lot of hair I don't love. See, look how cute.
Jeff Lewis
Shane, Is it like a Keon cut but more hair? Keon, turn around. Show Molly your hair, please. No, his is cute.
Molly Sims
His is cute like his. They're just. It's like. And he just goes like this and like that.
Justin Sylvester
So, you know, this is the point in a white lady's life when her kids stop letting them control them. Like haircuts and clothes. Like, the boys are turning 13. Yes.
Molly Sims
I feel like I'm. I feel so bad.
Justin Sylvester
For her.
Jeff Lewis
You do.
Molly Sims
I would, I feel terrible for her. I would die. I would. My soul, by the way, sweet child, like, I, I, I just, we haven't.
Jeff Lewis
Chatted about it on the show yet. Would you give just like a brief explanation of what's happening for people that.
Molly Sims
Oh God. Okay, start from the beginning. Brooklyn is married to Nicola, who's a billionaire. Who's a billionaire. Her father is a billionaire. I think I read this morning like a lot of billions and like a lot of billions because they were like he might get nothing in the prenup. And so I guess there's been problems. And then I read today he was dating like the Hadid brother and Sheikh, like so it was like a whole thing. I'm not taking sides. But he issued like a six page, seven page statement over social, basically separating himself from the family, which I thought was so sad I would die.
Justin Sylvester
It's wild. It's wild. But this has been going on for a very long time.
Molly Sims
No, I know, but it's, look, it's blood. Like I don't know that's her son. I just, I'm not taking sides.
Justin Sylvester
Also, we all have had a crazy mom. Like everyone's mom is some form of crazy in here. And we've all had to deal with it. I think that Brooklyn Blecham is in the same situation that Prince Harry was in. They grew up in a bubble. They were told one thing their whole lives. They had to be perfect. They had to show the perfect family. Their parents were probably out of town for 90% of the time. And then all of a sudden you meet this billionaire girl who now has wants to control your life and thinks your mom's a bitch because she didn't make your dress. And all of a sudden it blew up.
Molly Sims
She didn't make the dress. That was also like a big thing. And something with the dancing.
Jeff Lewis
The first dance went with.
Justin Sylvester
To the mom.
Molly Sims
To the mom.
Jeff Lewis
Which is awesome.
Justin Sylvester
Which is terrible.
Molly Sims
I've met Nicola a handful of times. She always been super lovely to me. So it's not even about. I just feel bad about the mother son. Like it would rip out if Brooks. I'm going to worship his wife.
Justin Sylvester
Well, you better make that dress.
Molly Sims
I'mma make that dress.
Shane
She's gonna have so much wife.
Jeff Lewis
Skin care.
Molly Sims
Don't do her skin care.
Justin Sylvester
Here's the jam. Victoria Beckham said that she didn't have time to make the dress. Said that Adelier was like, you know, busy and all these things. I watched her make a full collection in 35 days, ship it from London to Paris. Show it on a rainy day on Netflix. So if you couldn't figure out how to make this size 0 a slip dress from Calvin Klein or anywhere else, you had the problem.
Molly Sims
What do you think he's going to be?
Justin Sylvester
Victoria Beckham?
Jeff Lewis
Not necessarily, because. So I believe we shared a baby nurse because, you know, this baby nurse signs all these NDAs. But it sounded like the couple she was talking about were the Beckhams. And she said they would wake up in the morning and like Google themselves, both of them. And they would spend a lot of time like Googling themselves.
Molly Sims
She said $90,000 on plants, but who gives a shit?
Jeff Lewis
I just. They seem very self involved. That's what I got.
Molly Sims
They're the Beckhams.
Shane
Yes. And if Jeff says someone is self involved.
Justin Sylvester
Right.
Shane
They're self involved. They make Jeff look humble.
Molly Sims
Imagine if Monroe.
Jeff Lewis
I would die.
Molly Sims
Was with someone who hated you. You would die.
Jeff Lewis
Well, more than likely that is going to happen.
Shane
Like, and then he welcomes it.
Justin Sylvester
No, he welcomes a challenge.
Molly Sims
I just. I don't know. It would hurt me.
Justin Sylvester
It would hurt me. But here's the thing. And I feel bad because you are a celebrity and I'm going to say this, and this is a blanket term. I think a lot of times the Beckhams were so uber famous in the 90s that when they had Brooklyn, I feel like they dropped the ball somewh. And I feel like he got the brunt of it. Most parents dropped the ball on their.
Molly Sims
First kids, but everybody drops the ball.
Justin Sylvester
That's what I'm saying. But it was.
Molly Sims
Kids are not famous. People fucking drop the ball. Like, for sure. My mom really hard and then I play hard. Like, I don't know. I. I just think the judgment of like, okay, go to fucking therapy.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, don't do it on the Instagram.
Molly Sims
Yeah, don't put it on on Instagram.
Justin Sylvester
Also, I feel like she wrote the statement.
Jeff Lewis
Now can we talk about the Golden Globes? Because you were both there and that both of your.
Molly Sims
That line was like.
Jeff Lewis
Both of your outfits were criticized. What?
Molly Sims
Oh, they were.
Justin Sylvester
They were.
Molly Sims
I got good press off me.
Justin Sylvester
I got great press.
Molly Sims
I got great press.
Justin Sylvester
I was in Vogue.
Jeff Lewis
Molly Sims reminded us of a cheerleading pom pom. When a star makes it to the worst dress list, at least we can usually see what they were going for or where they went wrong. Upon seeing Molly Sims pink flamingo look, though, we were totally lost. Her textured pale pink dress would have been a typical form fitting Evening gown, but there was a big ball of feathers.
Molly Sims
Give me that.
Jeff Lewis
Who wrote that? I didn't make it up.
Molly Sims
Who wrote that?
Jeff Lewis
Thelist.com.
Tremphya Announcer
Shit.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, my God.
Molly Sims
I did look like a little bit of a stuff. Flamingo. I will tell you, I had a whole thing with my stylist people love.
Justin Sylvester
I loved it.
Molly Sims
But, you know, the feathers, it's on trend. I love a pale pink. I thought. I thought my hair, my hair, like, look at Emily did. It was legit.
Jeff Lewis
No, your hair looked good.
Molly Sims
And Toby, like, we all brought it.
Jeff Lewis
Your hair and makeup look incredible. I mean, the list didn't like your dress.
Molly Sims
I don't care. I loved it.
Justin Sylvester
I loved.
Molly Sims
Your dress was rough. It was hot. It was like the Met Ball. You had to turn, pose, and then turn back. I know.
Justin Sylvester
Walk upstairs. Walk upstairs.
Jeff Lewis
You got one of the biggest. Justin. Biggest train wreck outfits. Justin Sylvester saved us from seeing just another boring black suit on the carpet. But unfortunately, this one looks far too tight.
Justin Sylvester
Who? What?
Jeff Lewis
Oh, someone didn't slim down for that event.
Justin Sylvester
Did someone say that?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, they sure did.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, Annie, I can't believe you.
Annie
What?
Justin Sylvester
It was you.
Annie
It was me.
Jeff Lewis
Biggest train wreck outfits from the Golden Gloves looks. And I did like, listen, you were deemed a train wreck.
Justin Sylvester
I'll take it.
Molly Sims
You do have. I did like this. I had this amazing black, beautiful, pointed, but it looked a little bit like Alex Cooper. She had said, like, you know, help me pick out my outfit, which I thought was so cute. And I'm like, ugh, Is it too similar? She picked that one. Goes into it. But yeah, I had to fire my stylist at like 3 o' clock on a Saturday.
Jeff Lewis
Why?
Justin Sylvester
Why?
Molly Sims
She had picked a dress that had already been worn last year by Hillary Swank.
Justin Sylvester
Stop.
Molly Sims
And then she blamed the PR people and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Jeff Lewis
Wait, so then you found out last minute that you can't wear that dress? Is that when you decided to pull out the pink flamingo dress?
Molly Sims
That's when I went back, figured it all out, hired.
Jeff Lewis
It's like, who made the pink flamingo feather dress?
Molly Sims
I actually don't know.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, that dress was amazing.
Molly Sims
But it was couture. It was amazing. It was Han. It was beaded.
Justin Sylvester
I would wear it.
Jeff Lewis
The list didn't like it.
Molly Sims
The only the list.
Annie
It'd be too tight.
Molly Sims
Who cares? That's one. But I will say it was really heavy.
Jeff Lewis
So you fired your stylist because she almost put you in a dress that Hilary Swank wore last year?
Molly Sims
Yeah, I didn't have a dress at 3 o'. Clock. I had a backup, which was fine. I felt like I looked. I don't know, it just wasn't elegant enough, I don't think. Don't fuck with me, fellas.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, was that.
Molly Sims
This ain't my first time.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, is this her audio of her firing her stylist?
Justin Sylvester
Oh, 100.
Jeff Lewis
Is that where you were getting ready at the Beverly Hiltons? Did you have a room there?
Molly Sims
I had a room at the Waldorf.
Jeff Lewis
Got it. Nice.
Justin Sylvester
Bloop.
Jeff Lewis
Did you have a backup suit that was maybe not as tight?
Justin Sylvester
I did, but I wanted to wear the tight one.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Justin Sylvester
By the way. Let's go. Come on. You get one chance at this red carpet. I'm wearing the suit I want to wear.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. Maybe you should have used those Cher plums that Kelty takes.
Justin Sylvester
She took too many the day of.
Molly Sims
No. What are those?
Annie
A nightmare.
Jeff Lewis
You didn't heard her trick?
Molly Sims
No.
Justin Sylvester
And they work.
Jeff Lewis
I think you take these share plums like the night before and you just shit yourself for 24 hours.
Justin Sylvester
Two days before.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, really skinny.
Justin Sylvester
Have you seen Trader Joe's?
Jeff Lewis
Have you seen how skinny Kelty Knight is? Cher plums. But now she wants to wear this naked dress or something to the Grammys.
Justin Sylvester
She should. It's the Grammys.
Jeff Lewis
No, I told her no. I said focus on your job, just focus on the work.
Justin Sylvester
No, you're right, you're right, but that's.
Jeff Lewis
Forget about the dress.
Justin Sylvester
No, you have to dress nice. You have to like be on point at these things because people write these things like this. Look at the list.
Molly Sims
And I knew going in, half would love, half would hate. Like, I. I knew because half my team was like, you look like a stuff flamingo. So the other half was like, you look amazing.
Jeff Lewis
So if the black dress wasn't worn by Hilary Swank last year, would you have worn that dress? Was that your first choice?
Molly Sims
No, this was a. This was a second from the pink. Um, the other one. No, I probably wouldn't have worn. It just wasn't. You have to like, the Golden Globes are very elegant, very chic, very. I don't know. I. I don't know.
Justin Sylvester
What are you gonna wear to the Oscars? Cuz your husband got nominated.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, yeah. So how many nominations for Frankenstein?
Molly Sims
They got nine.
Shane
Wow.
Molly Sims
Nine. So it was good. We've been up early, but he was happy.
Jeff Lewis
So you're going to the Oscars and do you have an idea? Did you get a new stylist yet?
Molly Sims
No, I'm. Sonya wasn't available the first time. So she's. She's with me always.
Shane
Thank God.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, so that's your original stylist?
Molly Sims
Yes, she just.
Shane
Sonya's back.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, so this was a temporary stylist?
Molly Sims
Correct.
Justin Sylvester
Who was with Sonya for the Golden Globes? Who was she with?
Molly Sims
Sonia was in Seattle, so it was like a whole thing. Sonia in Seattle? But she's amazing. She pulled it off from Seattle.
Justin Sylvester
Crazy.
Molly Sims
She did everything. Brought it. I had dresses with Stephanie, who's an incredible tailor at my house. Like 50 dresses by 7 o'. Clock.
Jeff Lewis
When are the Oscars?
Justin Sylvester
March 12th.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, so when do you start looking for dresses?
Molly Sims
Now.
Jeff Lewis
And when do you start looking for suits that are way too tight for you?
Justin Sylvester
I'm doing it on Monday. So I have my seamstress coming to my house with five looks. We're gonna go through them and she's gonna get them all together.
Jeff Lewis
Did you and Kelty. Was that. Did you mean to wear the same color?
Justin Sylvester
No, but I'm happy we did.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Molly Sims
I thought you looked. Guys looked amazing.
Justin Sylvester
I loved it. I loved it. By the way, this is the least interesting part of my job. I hate a fitting. I hate having people in my house. I hate worrying about what I'm gonna wear. I wanna get in there and do the work as you said. But you have to do it good. You just have to look good.
Shane
Right.
Jeff Lewis
Now, do you borrow jewelry or is it all your own? Molly.
Justin Sylvester
It's her own.
Molly Sims
No, I borrow.
Jeff Lewis
You borrow?
Molly Sims
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Do you wear some of your own pieces or.
Molly Sims
Never?
Jeff Lewis
Never. You always borrow?
Molly Sims
Always.
Justin Sylvester
Do you go to 14 Karat's to keep it?
Molly Sims
I love 14 Karat.
Justin Sylvester
I borrow from 14 Karats.
Molly Sims
You do? Allison.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, my God. I'm Karen.
Molly Sims
I love Allison. She's so good.
Justin Sylvester
I go to Karen. They send me with a bodyguard sometimes.
Jeff Lewis
Really?
Justin Sylvester
Oh, yeah.
Jeff Lewis
What are you wearing? Rings.
Molly Sims
I try not to make necklaces.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, I do everything. I do rings, I do necklaces. But back in the day, I will do a tiara at Oscars. Back in the day, they used to have all these parties at the Golden Globes. You would go to the Beverly Hilton. And then downstairs, all the parties were there. Hbo, Hulu, yada, yada, yada. And people would get railed out drunk like it was wild. So they would send a security guard to follow me all night to make sure I didn't lose any of the pieces.
Jeff Lewis
They should be sending a security guard with Kelty, by the way. I cannot believe they lent her jewelry after, you know, she falls, she loses jewelry. She. I mean, she's a mess.
Justin Sylvester
She lost her diamond on the red carpet.
Jeff Lewis
Four carat.
Justin Sylvester
A four carat diamond.
Annie
It fell out of her setting.
Justin Sylvester
And guess what? You want to hear the worst part? What was not insured? I know her husband and now straight men.
Jeff Lewis
Now she had to switch it out for a lab grown.
Molly Sims
That is terrible. Why would he not insure it?
Justin Sylvester
I think he's straight. He didn't like, think about it.
Shane
Straight people hate insurance.
Justin Sylvester
What do you mean straight people hate insurance? They just hate it.
Molly Sims
No, but I think a lot of jewelry, they want you to wear one. Designer, they want you to wear one.
Jeff Lewis
You know, so which jewelry? Who will you wear then to the Oscars? Cause that's serious jewelry.
Molly Sims
Maybe Tiffany's. They did Frankenstein. They had a whole. Which is amazing. For the carpet, like, maybe. I don't know yet. I have to see the dress.
Justin Sylvester
It's crazy.
Molly Sims
It's crazy. It is fun, though. The Vanity Fair is so fun.
Jeff Lewis
But there's a lot of events leading up to it. So do you have. Do you attend several events or. No, you just do the Oscars and then the after party.
Molly Sims
I just do Oscars and vanity. It's too many. He'll have to go to a few. Cause he's nominated. But no, he's got DGAs, PGAs, the whole. Whatever.
Jeff Lewis
So does this mean you're gonna stay married to him a little longer?
Molly Sims
I am, yeah. At least till the middle of.
Jeff Lewis
Do you enjoy the. Do you enjoy the actual awards ceremony? It's a long one.
Molly Sims
It's a long one to sit there. It's long. I loved Nikki. I'm a massive. I'm glad. The next time I come on, hopefully I can share some good news. I think she is super, super talented.
Justin Sylvester
I think she's great too. And the thing with the Golden Globes, don't forget it's where, like, public school and private school meet. Like the private school kids, the actors, the serious actors. And like the TV people come and they want to party and they. It's just so much fun.
Molly Sims
You guys chomp down there. Smoking.
Justin Sylvester
Literally.
Molly Sims
Oh, my God.
Annie
He lit us at.
Molly Sims
Also sitting in those dresses, especially those, like, very architectural ones. Is it uncomfortable sitting? Terrible. And then everybody in between goes to the bar. And the sushi was so, like, I couldn't even. There's so many people. Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
And then how do you go to the bathroom, Molly?
Molly Sims
You don't.
Jeff Lewis
You don't. You just hold it.
Molly Sims
You just hold it.
Shane
But you're drinking.
Molly Sims
I know. You hold it.
Justin Sylvester
She still has the catheter. In.
Shane
Wow.
Jeff Lewis
Do you go to the bathroom?
Justin Sylvester
Yeah. Pants on.
Jeff Lewis
But how do you get those on and off? Those pants, they were so tight. Do you have help? Do they sew in? Did they sew you in, babe?
Justin Sylvester
I had key in there that day.
Jeff Lewis
Now yesterday. Was it yesterday? The day before where we see you walking with a on Tuesday week. Golden doodle.
Justin Sylvester
I cannot believe I did.
Jeff Lewis
There's no gayer dog.
Justin Sylvester
I'm so mad at myself.
Molly Sims
You got a golden doodle.
Justin Sylvester
I got a golden doodle.
Molly Sims
I have a Verna doodle.
Jeff Lewis
Why are you sitting on the floor by the way?
Justin Sylvester
I don't know, it just fell.
Jeff Lewis
Can you lift it?
Justin Sylvester
I'm a little thick. What do you mean stand up? It doesn't just fall, it fell.
Shane
Release.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, we're trying to fix the chair.
Justin Sylvester
Cheap ass people.
Jeff Lewis
He doesn't even work here. The guy that's helping you.
Justin Sylvester
Oh my God, thank you so much. Mike. I don't know his name.
Jeff Lewis
That's not Mike.
Molly Sims
That's what I'm talking.
Jeff Lewis
Tell us about this dog.
Justin Sylvester
What are you thinking talked me into this dog? I don't know what I was thinking.
Jeff Lewis
It seems very impulsive.
Justin Sylvester
It was very impulsive. I also think like it was a client of his who needed to re home the dog. So I said I will take him for a week and I'll try it out and if we click, I'm in. And this fur ball is just so cute. You saw him, he's adorable.
Jeff Lewis
He's very cute. But here's my concern. You don't know where you're gonna end up. You know, you could end up in New York. You could end up. Who knows, you know, it's a doll. He's £12 with your business.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
And I'm concerned because right now he's very adoptable. Cause he's cute and he's a puppy. And if you find out a year from now, oh, I can't take New Yorker. I can't. It's going to be harder to re home him. It's very easy to re home him now.
Justin Sylvester
Well, it's a joint puppy with the boyfriend.
Molly Sims
Are you. What is wrong?
Jeff Lewis
No, I know, I know. That's so complicated.
Justin Sylvester
So.
Molly Sims
You sound like Joey. I know.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, I know, I know.
Jeff Lewis
That's really complicated.
Justin Sylvester
What am I doing? What am I doing? I don't know.
Shane
But he's so cute and so sweet.
Justin Sylvester
That's the problem.
Jeff Lewis
But now you're going to be connected to that boyfriend forever. Even after you break up.
Justin Sylvester
I don't think black People and white people do the same thing like that. Like, once we break up, we break up.
Jeff Lewis
So somebody decides, like, who's taking the dog?
Justin Sylvester
Yes. We're not doing visitations.
Molly Sims
How long have you been dating him?
Justin Sylvester
We've been together for a year and a half.
Jeff Lewis
So he's probably the more responsible one.
Justin Sylvester
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, so maybe the dog should stay with him.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, get out of here.
Jeff Lewis
And then you take the dog periodically.
Justin Sylvester
No, the dog likes my house. Like, we are having a good time. Okay? He loves it.
Jeff Lewis
Just think this through.
Justin Sylvester
Jabarcus is having the time of his life.
Molly Sims
Nobody wanted magic.
Jeff Lewis
Who's Magic?
Molly Sims
My Golden. After Ruby, she's the Bernadoodle. He's the best thing that's ever happened.
Jeff Lewis
Really?
Molly Sims
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
I was thinking about that with Toby today. That was the one good thing that came out of the Jen Green relationship.
Justin Sylvester
Hold a minute. You just told me to give my dog away, and now you're like, this is the best thing that ever happened to me.
Jeff Lewis
I'm more stable than you are.
Justin Sylvester
What?
Jeff Lewis
Not. Not emotionally.
Justin Sylvester
Okay.
Molly Sims
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
But I'm in one job. I'm not going anywhere. Well, I don't know.
Justin Sylvester
Maybe I am.
Jeff Lewis
But I'm not moving anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. You know what I'm saying?
Justin Sylvester
You have roots. You're grounded here.
Jeff Lewis
Correct. You're not grounded. You have no roots.
Justin Sylvester
But this dog's gonna be 12 pounds.
Jeff Lewis
It doesn't matter.
Justin Sylvester
He fits in a bag.
Jeff Lewis
You still have to feed it and walk it.
Molly Sims
And how's Monroe?
Shane
It's good for Justin.
Jeff Lewis
She's. She's doing great.
Justin Sylvester
Say it.
Jeff Lewis
What is the pause I gotta do? I was gonna ask you about this. I gotta give her some chores. I keep talking about it. It's gotta happen. We gotta. We have to figure out. We're talking about allowance and chores. She's gotta be responsible.
Molly Sims
So give her a checklist. Picks up her clothes off the floor. Hangs her towel. Picks up her dishes.
Jeff Lewis
She told my nanny today that she wants her to date the security guard at her school so she could get front row parking during school pickup. And she said, you can break up with him when I graduate.
Molly Sims
She's smart.
Jeff Lewis
She's always planning shit.
Shane
She knows how to work the system.
Molly Sims
Yeah, she knows how to work the system.
Jeff Lewis
She really. She really understands how life works.
Molly Sims
She really does.
Jeff Lewis
Mm. So she's pimping out her nanny.
Molly Sims
It's fine.
Jeff Lewis
Tell her with parking.
Molly Sims
Is her nanny single?
Jeff Lewis
Yes, by the way.
Justin Sylvester
At least she's not trying to hook.
Jeff Lewis
Up a married woman. And I do like that security. I think he's very nice.
Shane
Oh yeah. And he's very efficient, very professional, protective.
Justin Sylvester
Is he hot?
Jeff Lewis
He is good looking.
Justin Sylvester
All right, Annie, you might have to go for it.
Jeff Lewis
Annie has a date tonight. Molly.
Annie
Yes, I do.
Jeff Lewis
So you know about the breakup? No, she's not doing that. She is not doing that.
Annie
I'm a classy woman. Jameson.
Jeff Lewis
Jameson, he's not you.
Molly Sims
I heard about the breakup.
Annie
Yeah, tragic.
Molly Sims
But it's been a month, so we're.
Annie
Ready to get back out there.
Molly Sims
Okay.
Justin Sylvester
And he's 6 foot 5.
Jeff Lewis
He's real handsome. Show Molly the video.
Justin Sylvester
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
But Kian knows him, which is a little weird. Did you hear about that, Justin?
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, that was weird.
Shane
Well, that's. I mean, but we didn't know till after. I mean, I think that's very cute. Coincidence.
Jeff Lewis
Is it a cute coincidence? Yeah, I think Keyon's cruising at the gym.
Justin Sylvester
Thank you.
Jeff Lewis
I think he's become friends with this guy who might swing and I just don't want. I don't know. They're like Eskimo brother and sister.
Justin Sylvester
I'm sorry. Keon was talking about poppers too hard last time I was here.
Shane
Is this the guy who.
Jeff Lewis
Who didn't really commit to the date but has now? I'm tell Molly what happened.
Justin Sylvester
Wait, hold a minute. Wait. Jameson, you shady o ho.
Molly Sims
We just talked about it yesterday.
Justin Sylvester
You are such a shady bottom.
Molly Sims
Just for context, for the listeners.
Justin Sylvester
Wait, is that the guy that didn't call you back after you called him 17 times?
Molly Sims
Annie, you can't call him 17 times.
Shane
I did not put down the phone.
Annie
Be serious. So on Saturday, I met him and then he was like, I want you to come home with me. I was like, no. But he drove me home. And then he drew Olaf, we kissed goodnight, and he drove off before I got inside. He didn't walk me to my door. 2:00am Side of the street, driving drunk.
Jeff Lewis
Dr.
Molly Sims
Wait, wait, wait.
Justin Sylvester
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I thought you told me you guys were drinking and having a good time at a party.
Annie
We were, but he wasn't.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, I was about to say. You let this man drive you home drunk.
Molly Sims
Didn't he get out of the car or at all?
Jeff Lewis
No, but Molly, he dropped her off at the curb, didn't wait for her to even get inside because she wouldn't sleep with him. Well, but that's a straight guy thing.
Molly Sims
I don't love that.
Annie
Don't love that.
Justin Sylvester
Abort.
Annie
Wait, so then he's like, are we hanging out on Thursday? I'M like, sure. What are we doing? Depends on what we're doing. And he was like, let's go to the beach and have wine, whatever. I was like, okay.
Jeff Lewis
I don't know about the beach, though. Yes.
Annie
Yesterday.
Molly Sims
How did that go?
Annie
We haven't gotten to tonight.
Jeff Lewis
You're not going to the beach with him.
Annie
Well, then he texted me yesterday, and he was like, how would you feel if I made you dinner at my house?
Jeff Lewis
No. He wants to sleep with you.
Shane
I was really trying to get to the house.
Jeff Lewis
He really is trying to get.
Justin Sylvester
When, Dana.
Molly Sims
I love that.
Shane
No, how would you feel if we got drinks at South Betty Beverly Grill?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, I think you need to keep it in a public place right now. You're not going to his house, and you're not going to the beach. Okay. No.
Justin Sylvester
Let me let you know.
Jeff Lewis
It's a sec. First date. No, you're not. No, you're not.
Justin Sylvester
And by the way, this is how girls go missing in Los Angeles.
Annie
No, I don't want to go missing.
Jeff Lewis
Or get pregnant.
Justin Sylvester
Or get pregnant.
Annie
We're also not doing that. There's zero chance of getting pregnant.
Jeff Lewis
You are on birth control, right?
Annie
I got off of it.
Jeff Lewis
You better go. What? What? What?
Molly Sims
I think you can legally ask your employee if they're on birth control.
Annie
I post about it on Instagram.
Justin Sylvester
Are you on birth control?
Jeff Lewis
Somebody asked Annie.
Annie
I was, but it put me at high risk of strokes. I got off of it.
Justin Sylvester
Honey, I have two IUDs. I can let you borrow one. Thank you.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Justin Sylvester
You do not want a kid in this economy.
Jeff Lewis
I don't think she should go to his house for dinner on the first date.
Molly Sims
By the way, where does he live?
Annie
Where does he live?
Jeff Lewis
He drives to Prius.
Justin Sylvester
Okay, hold on. Let me just say this.
Annie
I know it's a problem.
Justin Sylvester
Let me just say this. I think you should go to his house, first of all, drop a pin, let everyone know where you are. And let him know that people know exactly where you are, just in case he gets crazy.
Jeff Lewis
How's she gonna tell him that?
Molly Sims
Do you know Life360?
Annie
No, but we can do share my.
Molly Sims
Okay.
Shane
I mean, I'll find myself.
Justin Sylvester
She tells him like this. By the way, I hope you're not crazy, because I told all my friends where I am. That's how you're gonna tell him? The second thing is, don't waste your time dating a guy for, like, five dates, six dates. Not going to his house, not seeing how he lives, because a bathroom in a man' can tell you a lot about them. Okay.
Jeff Lewis
Can we wait till the second or third date? I feel like the first date should be in a public place. We don't even know this guy.
Molly Sims
What does he do?
Annie
He's a wedding photographer. Destination wedding photographer.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, so he fucks around. Yeah, he definitely does destination. I do know that way to look at him. He looks like a player.
Justin Sylvester
Did you get whack?
Jeff Lewis
Walk her in.
Justin Sylvester
He didn't wait for her to go.
Jeff Lewis
In because she wouldn't go home with him. Now then he tries to take her to the beach, which we know what's going to happen now he's trying to get her over to his house. This is. These are red flags.
Shane
She's a hoe. It's a first date. It's a first date out of her breakup. It's been a month. She wants to go out and see a ho shene.
Justin Sylvester
She's a hoe.
Jeff Lewis
She's ready.
Shane
I would call that hoe.
Jeff Lewis
I'm not a hoe. It sounds like a potential j rape situation. I'm not. I would not.
Justin Sylvester
Why does your mind go there?
Jeff Lewis
It just goes there. I'm protective.
Justin Sylvester
I'm sorry.
Jeff Lewis
Monroe is not. Monroe is not going to someone's house on a first date.
Justin Sylvester
Annie, how old are you?
Annie
26.
Justin Sylvester
Okay, Annie, if you want to go to this man's house on the first date and get it in, you go right ahead.
Annie
No, no, we're not getting in.
Justin Sylvester
Fully getting it in.
Jeff Lewis
You're not getting it in.
Justin Sylvester
No, you know, heavy petting.
Annie
We'll see.
Jeff Lewis
It's interesting because if my other kids wanted to go on a first date with some, I feel more comfortable with that, but I just don't feel comfortable with my daughters.
Justin Sylvester
Well, you're massaging them.
Annie
And you just wait outside.
Justin Sylvester
You're massaging because by the way, if Shane was going on a first date with a 6 foot 5 man.
Jeff Lewis
No, actually worry about him. I don't think you can defend us.
Justin Sylvester
Okay, let's go with James.
Jeff Lewis
Kean can though.
Justin Sylvester
Keon definitely can go with it.
Jeff Lewis
Kean can defend himself. I believe that american idol can change my life for the better.
Justin Sylvester
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Annie
Why are you so emotional? I didn't think I'd ever get to be somewhere like this.
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Jeff Lewis
There it is. The golden ticket. You are inspiring.
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Jeff Lewis
Molly Sims you have do you have sales today? For my listeners, please, for Wise Beauty.
Molly Sims
Wise beauty is crushing. We're doing so well.
Shane
Not my question, but also true.
Jeff Lewis
Molly, I know that you're in 361 Sephora stores, but I think my listeners get a better deal.
Justin Sylvester
Thank you.
Molly Sims
Code Jeff.
Jeff Lewis
If they go to wisebeauty.com. code Jeff, you get 15% off everything. Correct.
Molly Sims
Everything.
Jeff Lewis
You have the Minutes to Glow Trio right now for $106 using code JEFF. It's the best selling three step skincare routine. It is the Wide Awake Brightening eye cream. Is that new?
Molly Sims
We have four shades now. Shade one, shade two, pink, peach, honey, and mocha. Wait, perfect, because I've got you. I know we didn't have any money to have shades, so now we have money and we have shades, so it's good.
Jeff Lewis
So you have Wide Awake Brightening eye cream. Can dudes wear that?
Molly Sims
Yes. And you can highlight dark circ wrinkles. It's like. Honestly, it's literally like eight hours in a bottle. I'm telling you, my makeup artist uses it Pink a little bit.
Jeff Lewis
Really?
Justin Sylvester
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Which. Which color?
Justin Sylvester
The black one, apparently.
Jeff Lewis
That makes sense.
Justin Sylvester
The blackest one you can find.
Jeff Lewis
That makes sense.
Justin Sylvester
She puts it on.
Jeff Lewis
Which color would I need for my. For my skin tone?
Molly Sims
You would be orange. No, I didn't say you were orange today.
Jeff Lewis
No, no, no, I don't. I don't have a spray tan today.
Molly Sims
Oh, I said, so what.
Jeff Lewis
What color would you use today?
Molly Sims
I would do a two and a three. I would do honey and a one or a two, a peach or a pink. Just the highlight in here.
Jeff Lewis
Just underneath my eyes. Okay.
Molly Sims
Then you have dark circles. It's so good. It's like a little bit of a concealer, too.
Jeff Lewis
Dark circles.
Molly Sims
You have a little bit of dark circles just like right here.
Jeff Lewis
I feel like I slept last night for like eight hours.
Molly Sims
Sometimes you can sleep too much.
Jeff Lewis
Skin Glow SPF. Okay, so I slept too much. Skin Glow SPF 30 primer and then the, like, a gloss hydrating lip treatment. So you get the three products for $106 if you go to Wise Beauty. Code Jeff. Then if you want to just buy the Wide Awake Brightening cream, you can buy that individually for $57 using code JEFF. Right.
Molly Sims
You can shade match on the website. It's so good.
Jeff Lewis
Shade match.
Molly Sims
Yeah, but I'm honey, I would go honey on you.
Jeff Lewis
What about when I'm on. I have my spray tan, which. Which, Because I'm gonna have to buy two.
Molly Sims
I love your spray tan. You know that.
Jeff Lewis
But. Okay, but that Wasn't my question.
Shane
So just don't.
Jeff Lewis
If I have a spray.
Annie
Hurts, doesn't it?
Jeff Lewis
If I have the spray tan, what.
Molly Sims
Color can I send you?
Justin Sylvester
You get darker than this. You get darker.
Jeff Lewis
I leave it on too long, Molly. That's the problem. I leave it on too long.
Molly Sims
How long do you leave it on?
Jeff Lewis
4 hours.
Molly Sims
I sleep in it.
Jeff Lewis
No, no, we can't.
Molly Sims
Don't look at me in the go.
Jeff Lewis
Fast acting. You can't do it, Molly.
Molly Sims
Which. Which spray tan are you using?
Jeff Lewis
Skj I just leaving it on too long.
Shane
Sunkissed by Jenny.
Jeff Lewis
Sun kissed by Jenny. She's great. I just leave it on too long. It's fast acting. You're supposed to wash it off in two and a half. I forget. And then it's suddenly four hours. I need to set my alarm.
Justin Sylvester
I'm sorry. You have four assistants here. How has no one told you to get in the shower?
Molly Sims
You know who I met? I had her on. Lipstick on the rim. I actually shot with her last week. This week PETA. She has a great self tanning brand called PETA G. I don't want to.
Jeff Lewis
Put that all over me. I just want someone to spray me. I don't. It's just easy.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
And then I also want to like. I want my whole body. Like you know what I'm saying? I don't just want my face.
Justin Sylvester
You get the nooks and crannies.
Jeff Lewis
True.
Molly Sims
I do have to squat to your butt cheeks.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. Not. She doesn't get in between the cheeks, but she gets under the cheeks.
Molly Sims
Under the cheeks?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Molly Sims
You have to squat.
Justin Sylvester
Is your housekeeper still doing it?
Annie
Yeah, she tanned me last night.
Justin Sylvester
Monica, your housekeeper's still giving.
Jeff Lewis
No, she's my housekeeper. She's my house manager.
Justin Sylvester
So Monica's managing the house and your ass cheeks.
Jeff Lewis
She doesn't spray me.
Molly Sims
Your house manager gives you your spray tan.
Shane
She's really good.
Jeff Lewis
My house manager gives Annie her spray tan. But I think it's weird because I'm naked. So I don't want my house manager to see me naked. I think it's uncomfortable, baby. So I have SKJ spray me.
Justin Sylvester
I'm sorry. You have boundaries.
Jeff Lewis
I think it's weird. I think there's like a. I don't know, like a sexual. It's a weird thing, harassment.
Molly Sims
It's a little weird situation.
Jeff Lewis
I don't think I can do that. Yeah, no, it would be easier.
Molly Sims
This is growth. Good for you.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Molly Sims
Yeah. That is good. I don't think your house manager should be spray tanning. You?
Jeff Lewis
No, she's not spray tanning me. She's spray tanning Shane and Annie.
Justin Sylvester
But she was spray tanning you before that.
Jeff Lewis
No, she's never spray tanning. No, because I prefer naked. I don't want tan lines.
Justin Sylvester
You don't want tan lines?
Jeff Lewis
No. Now, is it true that you got stuck in a parking structure at a mall recently because valet was closed?
Justin Sylvester
What mall?
Jeff Lewis
What mall is that? Century City. Because I have the same problem can.
Molly Sims
It was Century City.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, same. Why do they. They need more valet spots.
Molly Sims
I was so frustrated.
Jeff Lewis
I know.
Molly Sims
I was trying to do the ticket. I'm like. I said to my team, Samantha was there. I'm like, how does this thing work?
Jeff Lewis
I know.
Molly Sims
I do know how to do a parking ticket. I do know how to do it. Samantha, you don't. No, I. It was a moment. I'm like, how do I do this?
Jeff Lewis
It's so stressful. It is so stressful. With a line of cars behind you and you're putting the ticket in and credit card. And I put it upside down in the wrong way.
Molly Sims
I was trying.
Jeff Lewis
People are honking. It's so stressful.
Shane
You guys saw the problem. Pay before you get in your car. I tried to try harder.
Molly Sims
I did pay. There was a lot.
Jeff Lewis
I tried to. It was. It was. Shut down the machine.
Shane
You are shut down.
Justin Sylvester
I'm sorry.
Molly Sims
And it kept flipping it back out of my.
Jeff Lewis
And there's like, now there's seven cars. Now there's eight cars. Now there's nine cars. And I'm like, fuck, take my card. And then I'm using another card because. But I'm just putting it in wrong. But I think it's my card.
Molly Sims
And then you know at one point you're gonna push that fucking help button.
Justin Sylvester
You have to do it.
Jeff Lewis
Why do they not have enough valet spots?
Shane
Why can't you guys all open?
Molly Sims
They opened the Sephora for me and I'm like, there's no valet.
Jeff Lewis
No valet.
Justin Sylvester
Flip the credit card.
Molly Sims
Come get me.
Jeff Lewis
Just flip credit card right in front of Javier's. So easy, papa.
Molly Sims
Javier's.
Jeff Lewis
I go to Javier's. Then I go to Gelato. Then I go to the movies. I know, I know.
Justin Sylvester
And.
Jeff Lewis
And once in a while, you get there. Valet closed. I go, monroe, what are we gonna do? Just like you self park.
Justin Sylvester
You are listening to the Diary of a Battered White Woman. When we return. Opening the car door was so difficult yesterday, I almost popped the jail. Now right off. When we return.
Jeff Lewis
I hate it.
Molly Sims
It makes me angst more than a Parking lot.
Jeff Lewis
I hate Century City parking.
Molly Sims
And I have to take a picture.
Jeff Lewis
Like, look, I'm going there on Friday. I hope the valet's open.
Molly Sims
I take a picture.
Jeff Lewis
I'm going to see SpongeBob.
Justin Sylvester
Did you have Doug buy those tickets, too?
Jeff Lewis
Good question. No. Shane, we gotta buy those tickets today. I'm so worried, and you gotta put it on my phone.
Molly Sims
I'm gonna get lost.
Jeff Lewis
I got lost. I couldn't find my car. Molly.
Molly Sims
Three one, blue 161.
Jeff Lewis
I got lost, too. I couldn't find it, and I took a picture and still got lost.
Justin Sylvester
I have an idea. I have an idea.
Jeff Lewis
What?
Justin Sylvester
I need you three to.
Jeff Lewis
I'm Ubering.
Justin Sylvester
No, no, I need you three to take the day off for one day. I want to follow Jeff around and give him a list of things to do.
Shane
A chore chart.
Justin Sylvester
A chore chart to see if he can do the most normal things. I just want you to be a normal person for one day.
Jeff Lewis
I just want to tell you what happened. I went over to prepay, so that way I could expedite getting out of the structure.
Shane
Great idea.
Jeff Lewis
The machine was not working. I went to the next floor. That machine was not working. Was it a user error? No, because the person behind me had the same problem. It was Molly. So I knew what was at the machine. So. But then I was so stressed because I knew that I was not gonna be able to get this done quick enough for the people behind me, and I wasn't.
Justin Sylvester
And by the way, you know when you press that help button, it goes boop. Yeah, they make it loud so people know they make it loud. So the people in the door.
Jeff Lewis
Embarrassing.
Justin Sylvester
It's really embarrassing. Don't ever do that.
Jeff Lewis
And then the line on the right. Just people going right through.
Justin Sylvester
Babe, you have a Range Rover. Knock that thing right over.
Jeff Lewis
No, I sold it over the weekend.
Justin Sylvester
Knock that thing right over. What'd you get, A Ix?
Jeff Lewis
No, I got a S. Class. Oh, nice.
Justin Sylvester
Is that the black one?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. It's a nice car.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, that's you.
Jeff Lewis
It's easier to get in and out.
Molly Sims
I've fallen and I can't get up.
Justin Sylvester
Someone give this man a life alert.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, sometimes I had to climb into that Range Rover. It was just not sexy.
Justin Sylvester
Especially that big ass. Shane's just pushing you in there.
Jeff Lewis
Trouble getting out of your car? No. You're very fit, Molly.
Molly Sims
I'm fit.
Jeff Lewis
You should probably just jump right into that suv. No problem.
Molly Sims
I've been working out, like, a lot.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Justin Sylvester
She's in a helicopter.
Molly Sims
I've been lifting weights. I'm doing the whole thing.
Jeff Lewis
Really?
Molly Sims
I know.
Justin Sylvester
Trainer, by the way. Good for you.
Molly Sims
I know.
Justin Sylvester
I'm talking all my white ladies. And to get into weight training, you have to do.
Jeff Lewis
By the way, that dog is a very. It's. That dog is very white lady.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, of course.
Jeff Lewis
A goldendoodle.
Molly Sims
They're the best.
Jeff Lewis
I was like, whose dog is this? It doesn't look like.
Molly Sims
Do you have a picture?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, It's a he, right?
Justin Sylvester
It's a he. And the owner was a white lady.
Annie
What's the name?
Justin Sylvester
Well, we're. Pablo right now. Is Pablo right now.
Jeff Lewis
I don't like that.
Justin Sylvester
But we're workshopping. Kevin.
Annie
No.
Justin Sylvester
And workshopping. Yeah. Jabarcas. He really likes.
Annie
I like that one.
Justin Sylvester
He loves jabarcas.
Annie
I love jabarcas. It's kind of like bark like a dog.
Justin Sylvester
Jabarcas. It's cute, right? Jabarcas.
Annie
Jabarcas.
Molly Sims
Come here.
Jeff Lewis
It's like a long name.
Justin Sylvester
No, but it, like, you know, for me, I can't be like, Pablo, get off the thing. I can be like Joe Barcas. Get the fuck off that thing.
Jeff Lewis
You know, I like having Kevin's cute.
Molly Sims
Is cute, too.
Jeff Lewis
I mean, I like human names for dogs.
Annie
Jabarcus is so good. I'm gonna take it.
Molly Sims
Magic has a twin brother named Henry.
Justin Sylvester
This was him yesterday. Look at him.
Jeff Lewis
How's the. How is the. Oh, my God. That lizard that you have.
Shane
Taco.
Jeff Lewis
Taco. Taco died.
Shane
Taco pass.
Jeff Lewis
Taco died.
Justin Sylvester
No, she rehomed him.
Shane
You set Taco free.
Jeff Lewis
Why did she re home? Taco?
Molly Sims
We were gonna kill him.
Jeff Lewis
Why?
Molly Sims
She died, girl. We were gonna kill him.
Jeff Lewis
What do you mean you're gonna kill him?
Molly Sims
We were gonna kill him on purpose?
Shane
On accident. What are you saying?
Molly Sims
On accident? Like, we had a bad thing happen with Taco? Yes.
Jeff Lewis
What happened? You flew him to the Hamptons?
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Molly Sims
No.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, my God.
Molly Sims
There are certain things. His tail started rotting. We had to have part of his tail. Like, I amputated. We can't do this. And I'm like, I don't know what's happening. We clean it. We got the crickets. We got the worms. I'm in there. We are not equipped. You're not equipped and equipped to take care of a bearded dragon.
Justin Sylvester
Was he a diabetic or something? Like, what happened to the tail?
Jeff Lewis
Did you just let him in the wild?
Justin Sylvester
Oh, not enough moist. It was not enough.
Molly Sims
Well, you know what happened. You know, the first Taco.
Jeff Lewis
Well, I didn't know there was two Tacos.
Molly Sims
There was two tacos. So wait, hold on.
Justin Sylvester
You couldn't do it with the first taco, so you got another taco?
Molly Sims
Well, no.
Jeff Lewis
Is Taco at Coldwater park right now?
Justin Sylvester
Listening.
Shane
Franklin Canyon.
Molly Sims
No, hold on. So during the fires, I put Taco with the reptile proper people to home him because we were all over the place, Orange County.
Jeff Lewis
We were the first taco or the second taco?
Molly Sims
The first taco.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Molly Sims
And after eight days of being there, when we were in like four different places all over in the first eight days of the fire, I get a call on the way out one year ago, and she killed him.
Jeff Lewis
Wait, how did she kill Taco the first taco?
Molly Sims
She doesn't know.
Justin Sylvester
And why did she tell you?
Jeff Lewis
But she's a reptile person. She's supposed to know how to take care of lizards.
Molly Sims
She's.
Jeff Lewis
Again, you never told us this.
Molly Sims
I know because I was worried my kids would hear. So we pretended and got another taco and replaced him. But they didn't know. The kids never knew. So when he came to Manhattan beach, it was Taco Two, not Taco One. No, this is true. This is true. This is. It's so sad. And then.
Jeff Lewis
And the kids never knew that taco.
Molly Sims
2, they just were like, he looks a little different. I'm like, no, he's fine.
Justin Sylvester
He grew up.
Molly Sims
He grew up. He's a little more orange. Oh, no. And so. And then right before we left, or like in the fall, he had something with his tail. And I'm like, we're done. I had to get surgery on it. I'm like, we can't.
Jeff Lewis
Is it possible that was the result of using Wise Beauty on your lizard?
Shane
His skin was so dry and scary.
Jeff Lewis
Code Jeff, by the way.
Justin Sylvester
Literally.
Molly Sims
Code Jeff. Favorite xl.
Shane
Extremely rich, by the way.
Molly Sims
A lot of people are copping my pads.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, really?
Molly Sims
Oh, yeah.
Shane
Skincare shade.
Molly Sims
I love that.
Shane
What's happened?
Molly Sims
Doing the two fingers and they were like, dryer's better, bitch. Dryer's not better. But whatever, keep going with that.
Jeff Lewis
You know who loves your products?
Molly Sims
Tell me.
Jeff Lewis
Jamie Kennedy, of all people. He comes in here with your iPads all the time and leaves them on the entire show.
Justin Sylvester
Why not?
Molly Sims
The iPads are amazing, I tell you. Wait for your puffy eyes.
Jeff Lewis
So what's up, bitch?
Justin Sylvester
You little gay bitch.
Jeff Lewis
Where is Ta? So where's Taco Two now?
Molly Sims
I rehomed him.
Justin Sylvester
Him. He's on line five.
Jeff Lewis
Somebody who knows.
Molly Sims
Yeah, he's on line five.
Justin Sylvester
He has some things to say.
Shane
He's like, my new family flew me commercial.
Justin Sylvester
Help.
Jeff Lewis
Help me. I went from Manhattan beach to San Bernardino. Oh, Taco, too. Is he with a reptile family?
Molly Sims
No. I did not put her back. I did not put him back with. With the reptile company.
Jeff Lewis
That killed taco one.
Molly Sims
That killed taco one.
Jeff Lewis
Well, how long are they supposed to live?
Molly Sims
Like 20 years.
Jeff Lewis
How old is taco one?
Molly Sims
It was disturbing. I literally. I'm like, what is happening? And then the surgeon was like, we had to amputate. But don't worry.
Jeff Lewis
Plastic surgeon.
Molly Sims
No, I didn't do plastic.
Justin Sylvester
Paul and acid.
Molly Sims
No, it was really.
Justin Sylvester
Do not feel bad. I used to work for a family, and the kids had a puppy. The puppy was terrible. The mom never took care of the puppy. The puppy peed everywhere.
Molly Sims
I took care of Taco.
Justin Sylvester
One day we get home from school and the puppy's not there. And the mom's like, you know what? He had something wrong with him. It's all a terrible thing. We had to put him down. And you had to make a quick decision. Four or five months later, we're walking with the kids in Century City, and all of a sudden, the puppy. The puppy. Out the corner of my eye, I see this puppy. And I'm thinking to myself, there's no way. And the puppy runs up to the kids, freaking out. Freaking out. The mom had rehomed the puppy in the middle of the day and hadn't told the kids.
Jeff Lewis
What? Did you tell the kids about Taco, too? Did you say passed away?
Molly Sims
No, I said, we have to re home him. He almost died.
Justin Sylvester
And his facelift didn't take.
Molly Sims
And you don't. And Brooks and I talked to Brooks about it. I'm like, I'm the one who takes care of him. Me and Tita.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. Poor Tita. Meaning Tita takes care of him.
Molly Sims
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
So Tita.
Molly Sims
Actually, that's not true. I was really good. Like, I got him out, he'd crawl. I'm not a huge fan.
Jeff Lewis
No, I'm sure you directed that, Tita.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm sure you did.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, God, that's terrible.
Molly Sims
I know.
Justin Sylvester
How long have you had Tita?
Molly Sims
They're a lot more complicated than I thought. Like, it's the lizards. The lizards, the bearded dragons. It's a lot. It's the temperature, humidity, the light, the humidity.
Jeff Lewis
Like, it just rip Taco One and Taco Two.
Justin Sylvester
Wait, no.
Molly Sims
Taco Two's still alive.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, okay. Well, that we know.
Justin Sylvester
We don't know.
Molly Sims
We do. I check on it.
Annie
Him.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, really?
Jeff Lewis
When's the last time you checked on him, Molly?
Molly Sims
A month ago.
Annie
Oh, wow.
Molly Sims
Alex Farstone.
Jeff Lewis
Lot could happen in four weeks.
Justin Sylvester
I was about to say 30 days.
Jeff Lewis
Alexander in Pennsylvania, line two.
Caller/Fan
Hi. Shout out, Shane. Love you guys. Molly, I love your products so much. I love the morning routine. I have two small children and I won't work full time and it's just a breeze. So thank you so much.
Molly Sims
You're the best of the best.
Caller/Fan
I. Yes. I love the exfoliator. I hide it from my husband. I wrote estrogen women only on it. I don't want him to touch it. So he's not going to read the ingredients and then question. Have you considered something to, like, get the product all the way at the bottom? Because especially with, like, some of the creams, like, I feel like I can't get it all out with the skin glow.
Molly Sims
We worked on the tubes. I know.
Caller/Fan
Yeah, but.
Molly Sims
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Do you just unscrew the top?
Molly Sims
I. I do.
Jeff Lewis
I feel like I've unscrewed the top and I just dig in there.
Molly Sims
Just like. Let's go.
Shane
The exfoliator, when it's down on the bottom, I just cut it.
Caller/Fan
Oh, that's a good tip, Shane.
Molly Sims
That's a good pro tip.
Jeff Lewis
That was a problem with Aaliyah Black Beauty as well, where we would just. I would always recommend people like, once you're. You think it's done, it's not done. You have to unscrew the top and there's a lot more at the bottom.
Justin Sylvester
I know. By the way, they don't want you to know that. They want you to buy another one. Molly here is telling you the secrets.
Molly Sims
Cut it out, cut it, cut it.
Jeff Lewis
So if you are Interested, check out wise beauty.com use code jeff for 15% off. And then you have the minutes to glow trio right now, which is $125 value. We can get it for 106.
Justin Sylvester
That's crazy.
Jeff Lewis
And then the Wide Awake Brightening eye cream, which seems to be one of their most popular products right now. It retails for 68, but you can get it for 57.
Justin Sylvester
Is it normal sizes? Like, we're not talking about, like, travel sizes?
Molly Sims
No, Boo, it's all Norma.
Justin Sylvester
Let me just take a photo of this real quick.
Jeff Lewis
And then you still haven't given me the color. I mean, for the spray tan color. You said honey, when I'm not spray tanned. What's the other one? There's four colors, right?
Molly Sims
I would do peach.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. Peach. And then some people mix it.
Molly Sims
Yeah, you could do peach kind of like your inner corner. Just highlight and then just.
Jeff Lewis
I do like the moisturizer. I use that a lot.
Molly Sims
The moisturizer is amazing.
Jeff Lewis
It's really good. And you don't need a lot of it.
Molly Sims
You don't need a lot of it.
Annie
Is this something I do under my makeup or on a no makeup day?
Molly Sims
You can do both.
Annie
Okay.
Molly Sims
It can replace concealer if you to. Want.
Jeff Lewis
Want.
Molly Sims
Oh, perfect.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
How many products do you have now? Do we need to ask Gabby?
Molly Sims
I think we have. Stop. I. I know how many guys. Thirteen.
Jeff Lewis
Thirteen. Okay.
Justin Sylvester
And by the way, you got a prime spot in Sephora.
Molly Sims
Thank you.
Justin Sylvester
Like, they're not like. It is.
Jeff Lewis
They're not playing.
Justin Sylvester
They're not playing. It's a nice spot.
Jeff Lewis
Are you expanding? Are you going to be getting more stores now?
Molly Sims
560 by April.
Shane
Oh, my God.
Jeff Lewis
Congratulations.
Molly Sims
We have a huge launch in April, which you're going to be invited to.
Jeff Lewis
Really? Well, you and I have a big meeting today to discuss the next influencer trip. Justin, I don't know if you're on the list. We'll find out at lunch today.
Justin Sylvester
Let me know.
Jeff Lewis
We'll let you know. I have my mental list.
Molly Sims
Yes, I have my list.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. I mean, I'll change.
Molly Sims
You have your list.
Jeff Lewis
It's your decision, but I'll make suggestions. What? Why you look at me like that?
Molly Sims
No, I just. I'm. I'm mixed on some people I don't know.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, wait, hold on.
Jeff Lewis
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Shane
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Jeff Lewis
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Shane
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Jeff Lewis
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Episode: Molly Sims & Justin Sylvester: Worst Dressed & Replaced
Date: January 30, 2026
Host: Jeff Lewis | Guests: Molly Sims, Justin Sylvester
This lively episode brings together Jeff Lewis, Molly Sims, and Justin Sylvester for their signature mix of unfiltered storytelling, Hollywood hot takes, and playful banter. The group dives into family drama (the Beckhams!), red carpet mishaps, pet adventures (including lizard switcheroos), dating red flags, and relatable parenting woes—plus a behind-the-scenes peek at surviving LA’s notorious parking structures. All delivered in the panel’s quick-witted, candid style.
The episode is a fun, fast-moving peek into Hollywood-adjacent life: part domestic chaos, part superficial glamour, and all delivered through the hosts’ irreverent, no-filter lens. You get real stories about the pitfalls of parenting, the perils of red carpet fashion, pet replacements, dating drama, and the endless quest for the perfect self-tan and parking spot in LA. All with laugh-out-loud moments and the sense that for this group, no topic is too sacred or too silly.
For more, listen to the full episode on SiriusXM or Jeff Lewis Live.