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Episode: Nischelle Turner & Reza Farahan: Geriatric & Reza-lutions

Date: January 14, 2026
Host: Jeff Lewis (B)
Guests: Nischelle Turner (A), Reza Farahan (C)

Overview

This lively episode features Jeff Lewis in conversation with entertainment journalist Nischelle Turner and reality TV star Reza Farahan. The trio dives into topics ranging from reality TV drama and new show premieres, to Nischelle’s experience starring in a Lifetime holiday movie, the nuances of gifts and relationships, and candid takes on dating, personal insecurity, and New Year’s resolutions. As always, Jeff's “no-filter” style brings out honest, humorous, and occasionally outrageous exchanges that give listeners both laughs and a peek behind the reality TV curtain.

Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Reza Farahan’s New Show…and Too Many Castmates

[01:37–05:10]

• The group discusses the upcoming Bravo premiere of “Valley Persian Style,” the latest reality TV series starring Reza. Two episodes drop simultaneously to introduce the show's large cast.

• Memorable Quote:

  • Jeff: “How many cast members…?”
  • Reza: “12.”
  • Jeff: “How are we gonna remember them all?”
  • Reza: “You can’t.” ([02:10])

• Reza shares frustrations about some castmates, especially a content creator who constantly wants to film viral moments for TikTok.

• Nichelle: “That would drive me nuts.” ([03:19])

• Discussion of reality TV mechanics: The need for “sacrificial lambs” in a large cast and the inevitable drama that comes with egos and alcohol.

2. Navigating Fame, ET, and Replacing Icons

[05:41–08:35]

• Nichelle talks about the challenges and pressures of hosting high-profile events, including becoming the face of the Palm Springs Film Festival after Mary Hart (an industry staple for decades).

• Memorable Quote:

  • Jeff: “Some people…just don’t like change. Where’s Mary Hart? I like Her.” ([07:09])
  • Nichelle: “I was more scared…We went from these two, like, beautiful, blonde, Americana looking women to me, and so.” ([08:08])

• She addresses public skepticism surrounding her appointment and the slow process of being officially acknowledged as lead host.

3. “Rent-a-Penis,” Alarms, and Relationship Real Talk

[08:46–11:34]

• Nichelle recounts a recent home security scare and discusses the anxiety of living alone after a burglary, joking about the occasional desire for a “rent-a-penis”—a man or butch lesbian to handle home issues.
• Jeff and Reza thoroughly enjoy and riff on the idea.
• Memorable Moment:
  • Nichelle: “There are certain things that sometimes you just need a fellow there to make you feel better.” ([10:13])
  • Jeff: “Or a lesbian.” ([10:15])
  • Nichelle: “Or a good-looking butch lesbian. Yes, a handsome lesbian would work too.” ([10:16])

4. Reviews & Ridicule: “A Runaway Bride for Christmas”

[12:33–15:35]

• Jeff reads hilariously scathing and ageist audience reviews of Nichelle’s Lifetime movie “A Runaway Bride for Christmas.”

• Quotes from reviewers include:

  • “Truthfully, this should be called the Geriatric Bride. The lead actress looks to be at least 50.” ([14:33])

• Nichelle responds with admirable confidence:

  • “You can kiss the narrowest part of my behind. There are people, my generation, who are blushing brides who haven’t been married, who are starting the second chapter of their life.” ([14:50])

• The group jokes about steamy on-screen kisses:

  • Reza: “Nichelle, it looks like you’re going in for a Big Mac. Your mouth is wide open.”
  • Nichelle (laughing): “I think I was feeling something that day, and I just needed it.” ([16:09])

5. Gifts, Watches, and Regrets

[17:05–18:32]

• Jeff quizzes Nichelle about her luxury watches and gifts from exes, notably a “purple Porsche Panamera” and two Rolexes.

• Nichelle tells a story of returning the car post-breakup:

  • “When we broke up, I gave it back…That’s the one regret, I should have kept that car.” ([18:26])

• The cast teases her about her “Big Daddy” ex and being “slutted out by Jeff” every time she appears.

6. Real Estate Corner

[19:01–21:20]

• Reza promotes a new Silver Lake real estate listing and Nichelle talks up her soon-to-be-listed Missouri property—big enough for “girls’ trip” events, with transportation included for sports weekends.
• This segues to a running joke: Jeff wants to create a regular “Open House” segment on the show.

7. “Blowjob Neck” and Marital Honesty

[21:41–22:54]

• Reza shares that his husband is traveling to Colombia for stem cell therapy for a degenerative neck disc, cheekily dubbed “blowjob neck.”
• Jeff: “He injured his neck, but I’m trying to get the visual…”
• The group has a good laugh about marital longevity and “lots of oral sex.”
  • Reza: “We’ve been married for ten years. You better believe there’s a lot of oral sex.” ([22:42])

8. Dining Out, Food Comas & “Fuck First” Meals

[24:21–28:12]

• Discussion of Jeff’s recent “date night” experience at Tam O’Shanter, favorite Thanksgiving dinners, and the strategic approach to eating before romance.
• Nichelle coins:
  • “This is what I refer to as a ‘fuck first meal’. If you want to do the biz you gotta do the biz before you go out.” ([27:52])

9. Producer Kian’s Date Debrief

[33:17–37:03]

• Jeff grills Kian (producer) about his ambiguous date, speculating about gender and names, how the date went, who texted first, and how often they’ve spoken since.
• The crew jokes about Kian moving too fast, possibly being a “lesbian” by dating standards, and the hazards of long-distance matches.
• Memorable quote:
  • Reza: “You need to be an Fboy. Come on. This is your FBOY era.” ([35:51])

10. Persian Valley Premiere Party Disaster

[38:13–43:41]

• Reza details the dubious $100/head “premiere party” for his new show. For $200 (for him and his husband), there was no bartender or caterer—just takeout kebabs and a small cake with the cast’s faces (minus the host’s daughter).
• Cake size and party catering become metaphors for reality TV frugality and awkwardness.
• Jeff: “If you have a party at your home, you foot the bill.”
• Reza: “That was super irritating…my husband had to order food at home.” ([42:00])

11. Dancing, Instagram, and ‘Geriatric Bride’ Self-Image

[44:21–46:36]

• Jeff compliments Nichelle’s dance videos on Instagram, jokingly calling her a professional dancer or even a stripper.
• Nichelle speaks about taking up dance two years ago after encouragement from friends—how it helped pull her out of a rut.
• Quote:
  • Jeff: “You could be OnlyFans if you wanted and do really well. You wouldn’t even need Big Daddy.” ([45:47])

12. Reza-lutions: Weight Loss and Self-Discipline

[47:08–48:05]

• Reza shares his New Year’s “Reza-lution”: maintaining his Bravocon weight loss—impressive self-control compared to Jeff, who laments his own struggle with treats.

13. Standing with Iran and “Batman the Rescue Cat”

[48:06–48:38]

• Reza briefly stands in solidarity with the people of Iran and asks for a check-in on “Batman,” a rescue cat the crew previously discussed.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• “When you’re in that situation surrounded by all those people, you react negatively, you get triggered…I keep my circle small.” — Reza ([05:10])
• “Whoever you are, you can kiss the narrowest part of my behind.” — Nichelle, responding to ageist criticism ([14:50])
• “I work from a place of yes kind of girl.” — Nichelle on relationships and gratitude ([28:19])
• “You need to be an Fboy. This is your FBOY era.” — Reza to Kian ([35:51])

Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:37–05:10 – Reza’s new show, cast drama, and reality TV dynamics
• 05:41–08:35 – Nichelle talks taking over from Mary Hart, public reaction
• 08:46–11:34 – “Rent-a-penis,” living single, and home security anxieties
• 12:33–15:35 – Hilarious movie reviews and age shaming
• 17:05–18:32 – Gifts from exes: luxury cars and watches
• 19:01–21:20 – Real estate “open house” banter
• 21:41–22:54 – “Blowjob neck,” marriage, and therapy
• 24:21–28:12 – Dining, food strategies, and “fuck first” meals
• 33:17–37:03 – Kian’s date and modern dating pitfalls
• 38:13–43:41 – Reza’s “Persian Valley” $100/h guest party fiasco
• 44:21–46:36 – Nichelle’s dance journey and self-image
• 47:08–48:05 – New Year’s “Reza-lutions”
• 48:06–48:38 – Shoutout to Iran, Batman the rescue cat

Tone & Atmosphere

• Authentic, raunchy, and irreverently honest
• Quick-witted exchanges, often with playful teasing and “roasts”
• Candid confessions about insecurity, age, fame, and relationships
• Supportive camaraderie, even through mockery

Conclusion

This episode exemplifies Jeff Lewis’s signature blend of no-holds-barred banter, behind-the-scenes insights, and personal vulnerability. Whether discussing reality TV chaos, holiday movie slander, luxury gifts, or New Year self-improvement, the conversation’s energy is consistently uproarious, raw, and relatable. Both fans of the personalities featured and newcomers will find plenty to laugh at—and a few candid reflections to ponder.