
Raven-Symoné, Miranda Maday, & Shane Douglas join Jeff Lewis in Los Angeles.
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Miranda Mayday
When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.
Jeff Lewis
For the last is a decade, you've been covering disasters. That's right. That's why he's here.
Miranda Mayday
The math ain't mathing and the gay ain't gayin'.
Jeff Lewis
Later, you're gonna need to do maintenance.
Miranda Mayday
Why? To be attractive. For who?
Jeff Lewis
Oh, for us.
Miranda Mayday
Jeff Lewis has issues.
Jeff Lewis
Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, Raven Simone Miranda Mayday joined the show. We talk about car accidents, valley skunks and stolen crystals. Good morning.
Miranda Mayday
Good morning.
Jeff Lewis
I love the longer hair.
Raven Symone
Oh, I'm glad someone does.
Jeff Lewis
No one likes it.
Raven Symone
No, a lot of people like it. It's just me getting used to it. I haven't had long hair in like six years.
Jeff Lewis
I think you look so pretty. I really like it. Do you like it, Shane?
Raven Symone
Yeah.
Caroline
Gorgeous.
Raven Symone
Thank you. I'll take it.
Jeff Lewis
Miranda, why are you so quiet over there? Do you not like it?
Miranda Mayday
It's not my fave.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, wow. I can see it on your face.
Miranda Mayday
She can wear any hairstyle. We know this. Raven can have all the hair. She can have no hair. It's just. It's not my wife. You know what I mean? Like, it's not who she is.
Caroline
What length of hair did you have when you met?
Miranda Mayday
Oh, I've had every length. Yeah, she's had every length. She's literally had every length and every color.
Jeff Lewis
So it's not the. She's not the wife you want. You want short hair?
Miranda Mayday
It's.
Raven Symone
She's more. It's not the one that matches my personality at home. This is not the personality that I am at home. What? I am at home.
Miranda Mayday
That's the Persona.
Raven Symone
Yeah. This is what Raven Symone, that everybody's like, oh, my God.
Miranda Mayday
Raven Simone.
Raven Symone
It's like, hi. And then I'm like, take this shit off.
Jeff Lewis
So why did you. Why do you have it long? Are you set for a movie?
Raven Symone
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
Got it. Okay. I do like it. Is it just too long, though? Is that the problem? What if it was just a little shorter? Can I see how long? Oh, no, you could just take it out of it.
Caroline
That's a lot of work. Okay.
Miranda Mayday
No, it's not a lot of work.
Raven Symone
Give me three seconds.
Jeff Lewis
One, two, three.
Caroline
Wow.
Jeff Lewis
I see what you're. Okay, so just maybe like, what, five inches off, four inches off.
Raven Symone
Miranda, she wants my shape or 20.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah, it's just a. It's just a lot, you know, it's also, like, a lot of hair.
Jeff Lewis
Too thick now. Were you saying that it's all over the house?
Miranda Mayday
Yes.
Raven Symone
Oh, shedding is wild.
Miranda Mayday
I can know.
Raven Symone
I think it's really pretty, though.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah.
Raven Symone
Like, now I know that if that's a hair in the house, it's mine. Before, I was like, who is this blonde hair?
Miranda Mayday
Who's in the house? But how much of it is yours?
Raven Symone
About 2 inches.
Caroline
And you're growing it?
Raven Symone
This little baby. This little baby one is mine.
Caroline
Got it.
Raven Symone
It's a baby one. Yeah, I'm growing it. And I'm keeping. I'm keeping the locks in the. The real locs for a minimum of five years as I go through writing the book and doing the memoir. Sorry, that's the same thing. Doing the memoir, doing the doc and all these things. I'm gonna be just keeping my hair this way because it's a lot easier to maintain. I don't have to worry about 17 people on tour with me. I do my own makeup.
Miranda Mayday
So literally, I get to, like, it's easy peasy.
Raven Symone
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
With the longer hairs.
Miranda Mayday
No, just in general. Raven is so low maintenance when it comes to makeup. Hair, skin, all the things.
Jeff Lewis
I would think longer hair is higher maintenance.
Raven Symone
No, it is. This is gonna. As soon as I finish my job, it's out. It's out. And I go back to my three inch.
Jeff Lewis
Got it, got it, got it, got it. Okay.
Raven Symone
Keep that in for like, five.
Jeff Lewis
Is that really expensive? I would imagine that hair. Yeah. Like, it's like a fortune.
Raven Symone
Four gram.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, my God.
Raven Symone
I'm an expensive ass.
Caroline
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
$4,000. But how long does it last?
Raven Symone
It'll last as long as I want. It to.
Miranda Mayday
And we got it retwisted every what, like two months?
Raven Symone
Every two months. But that's a normal lock phase. The actual extensions could last me for the rest of my LOC journey. So I could last for five years.
Jeff Lewis
What movie are you doing?
Raven Symone
None of your business.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, are you not ready to announce?
Raven Symone
Correct.
Jeff Lewis
Got it. And then are you gonna be filming here in LA or elsewhere?
Raven Symone
I plead the fifth.
Jeff Lewis
Elsewhere. Okay. And then will you be gone two months, three months?
Raven Symone
I plead the fifth.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, so
Caroline
just making stuff up
Jeff Lewis
now? I do have to. I always. Cause you guys are car people. Gotta talk to you about cars. So I heard. Cause this is shocking to me. Cause I thought lesbians were good drivers.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah, we are.
Raven Symone
No, you're not.
Jeff Lewis
I heard you backed right into a pole in the Tesla and did some major damage and didn't tell me. What?
Raven Symone
Did she tell you that part that she didn't tell me? Oh no, she didn't tell you either, did she,
Jeff Lewis
Keith? Did she tell you that part?
Miranda Mayday
Yes, I.
Raven Symone
That you hid it from her?
Miranda Mayday
Yes.
Caroline
Oh, I don't remember.
Jeff Lewis
That's cause she didn't tell you.
Miranda Mayday
Oh my God. I did. I told you what happened and I will tell you again. Okay, first of all, Cian, you have to report better because I just didn't hit a big poll. Raven, first of all, I wasn't even here.
Raven Symone
Don't bring me in. Don't start. Leo.
Caroline
Leo.
Miranda Mayday
Excuse me.
Jeff Lewis
I said Raven, first of all.
Raven Symone
Okay, I was in Georgia.
Miranda Mayday
You guys. Let me get the story out. My wife, the. The whole story, the beginning.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, this is going to be your fault.
Miranda Mayday
My wife has taught me that when you park a car, you must reverse in. And this is because Raven is a security freak and she's like, when you back in, you can get out more quickly and this is what you have to do. So I was never a reverse into a parking spot person until Raven was like, no, Miranda, you have to start doing this.
Raven Symone
She's going to blame it on me.
Miranda Mayday
No, no, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not blaming it on her. I'm just saying it's now become automatic to me. I back all parking spots. So the problem with this particular.
Raven Symone
For the record, I don't back into parking spots that say head in.
Miranda Mayday
Okay, okay. For the record, that was. That's where I made the mistake. Because I am now. I am now so autopilot when it comes to parking. I just reverse in. I backed into a head first parking spot. And the reason it was a head first Is because there was a low hanging beam from the ceiling. So I didn't have any sensor go off. I didn't have any warning which is built all around the entire perimeter of the damn car. And then I hit the pole that was from hanging from the ceiling, not in the ground. And I messed up the car. And let me tell you, I was so upset. And I didn't tell Raven because she was away. I didn't want to make her time feel spoiled by this news. Baby, hey, I know you're having a great time with all the.
Jeff Lewis
So you were trying to save her feelings.
Miranda Mayday
She was protecting her because I'm in. And I was scared. And I was scared.
Jeff Lewis
And then you were scared. That was it. You were scared.
Raven Symone
It was both. You know what else I found out? I might be exaggerating, but on that day, I found out that they'll no longer be making that type of car.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, no.
Raven Symone
They are no longer gonna be making the Batman winged Tesla.
Jeff Lewis
Is it totaled?
Raven Symone
No, it's not totaled. But if I have to get a new frame. If I have to get a new
Jeff Lewis
frame, then they're gonna total it.
Raven Symone
Then I'm not an authentic went 20 years down the line. I'm trying to keep this car.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, that car has lost all its value. Now it's gone.
Raven Symone
Because she drove you guys.
Miranda Mayday
I already went to the body. Totally repairable. It's literally as much as your hair. It's fine. We're good.
Raven Symone
That's not going to be as much as my hair.
Jeff Lewis
If.
Raven Symone
If what? The dent that I see.
Miranda Mayday
They quoted me.
Raven Symone
I. They.
Jeff Lewis
So you haven't even seen the car?
Raven Symone
Oh, I've seen it. And I don't know what body shop you're going to, but if they're only charging four grand for what happened to that car, I need you to go to somewhere else immediately.
Miranda Mayday
Hugo liked me, number one. Number two, it's because I pause there. I got the hell.
Raven Symone
Hugo. Who the hell is Hugo?
Miranda Mayday
He is the auto body man. And he was a recommendation from the Porsche guy. The one that a Tesla. But the Porsche people that liked you so much who sang your song, they are hooking it up.
Raven Symone
He was.
Miranda Mayday
I got it, you guys. You go.
Jeff Lewis
I don't think you do.
Miranda Mayday
I'm gonna take care of everything.
Raven Symone
I don't think she understands that. A Tesla and a Porsche body totally different.
Jeff Lewis
Wait, are you going through insurance?
Raven Symone
Oh, I tried it. She was like, I don't.
Miranda Mayday
Here's the thing. This is all.
Jeff Lewis
Wait. In trouble. Why would you get in trouble?
Caroline
Insurance rates Would go up.
Miranda Mayday
Oh, I'm sorry. Hugo was like, I've now told the story to the radio. He was like, did anyone see this happen? And I was like, no. He goes, oh, so you got rear ended? And I was like, I couldn't tell that lie.
Caroline
I am the.
Jeff Lewis
It sounds like. Honestly, it sounds like a hit and run.
Miranda Mayday
Oh, my God.
Caroline
You were attacked.
Miranda Mayday
I was.
Raven Symone
Don't turn my wife into a Karen.
Caroline
Not today.
Raven Symone
Not today.
Jeff Lewis
No. You came down to that structure and it was damaged.
Miranda Mayday
Exactly.
Jeff Lewis
You don't know how it happened.
Miranda Mayday
I have no clue how that happened. It was someone back.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. Someone backed into you.
Caroline
That pole attacked you.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah, in a. In a. Totally.
Raven Symone
Like, make sure they don't see my.
Miranda Mayday
There was a wall here and then the car, but someone hit me. Someone hit me through the wall.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Raven Symone
Call the police immediately. Make sure you go with all your
Miranda Mayday
white friends when you do this, because
Raven Symone
if you show up with me, you
Miranda Mayday
are in trouble already. Is he who already likes me. My whiteness worked. Don't worry.
Raven Symone
I don't know who this Hugo is, but I don't like.
Miranda Mayday
He's really nice.
Jeff Lewis
But you brought up the Porsche. What happened to the Porsche?
Raven Symone
Oh, well, my Porsche is from 2014, so I just needed a good servicing and some of the things were leaking and stuff, so I got a new little cart underneath and it's fine. Although my spoiler on it hasn't raised in about five years. But I'm not gonna get that done because that's 30 grand. I feel like I don't need it.
Jeff Lewis
What?
Raven Symone
30 grand to change the.
Jeff Lewis
It goes up automatically when you're going
Raven Symone
75 and a speed. Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Well, isn't that important to keep the car from. I think it's more flying away.
Raven Symone
I think it's more aesthetic for a 911. But don't be mad at me, Porsche lovers. I'm gonna get it fixed. Let me get this job in this bag and then I'll, you know, I'll fix it. Then it's 30 grand. That's ridiculous to me.
Jeff Lewis
You know what you need to do? Go to Hugo.
Raven Symone
I'm not showing a titty to Hugo.
Caroline
Okay.
Raven Symone
I don't know what she did for a four thousand dollar body job, but babes, we gotta have a conversation off air.
Miranda Mayday
You have to. No, I didn't. He does Porsches. He was the. I thought I was. So Tesla's. Yes, he does. All of it.
Jeff Lewis
How loud was it when you hit?
Miranda Mayday
Yeah, with your mom in the comb.
Jeff Lewis
Good. We were like, holy.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah, I said what the. Did I. I was like, who?
Raven Symone
And her mom was in the car. Did she tell you this? No. Oh, Mama Teresa. She probably was like, oh, my God.
Miranda Mayday
She was. That's exactly what she was like. My mom is so dramatic that she was scarier than everything. The gasp is so. And I was like, what did I hit? And she was like, I have no idea.
Raven Symone
She tell you that this car that she was driving, she also drove into a brick wall head on.
Jeff Lewis
What?
Miranda Mayday
Before I had low blood sugar,
Raven Symone
you guys.
Miranda Mayday
And I warned everyone about it.
Raven Symone
Me and Quinn. I've never experienced a crash on low blood sugar.
Miranda Mayday
Okay, babes.
Raven Symone
I was like, dizzy.
Caroline
Wait, you hit a wall and connect A to B. How did that happen?
Jeff Lewis
Was that the same car?
Miranda Mayday
Same car, yeah.
Raven Symone
Still has. Oh, is he fixing that part too? That hasn't been fixed.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah, Hugo said he would do it for free.
Jeff Lewis
Something's up.
Miranda Mayday
Two titties. He would be so disappointed.
Raven Symone
Sorry. No, he's not. I know what they look like.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah. So here's the thing. I was parking. I was parking the correct way, which is like the front way. And there was this little brick wall. But I little. I just didn't know when to stop. But I had low blood sugar. And I was like.
Raven Symone
The car was beeping.
Miranda Mayday
I was like, I'm losing it. I'm losing. I'm getting dizzy. I'm losing it. And then I just tapped the wal.
Jeff Lewis
Was that a lot of damage too?
Miranda Mayday
No. No.
Raven Symone
Yes.
Miranda Mayday
No. No.
Raven Symone
Yes.
Miranda Mayday
No. Yes. It did nothing. It just took some paint off. It didn't deter.
Raven Symone
You know, that's custom paint, babe. Cause when you go get the car done, you can get the paint that's free and the paint that's not free. That's the not free paint.
Jeff Lewis
She's very entertaining, Miranda. Now last time you weren't here.
Raven Symone
Last time I wasn't.
Jeff Lewis
She told us with a straight face that she has a perfect eyebrow to forehead ratio.
Caroline
Excuse me.
Jeff Lewis
Has she ever told you that?
Miranda Mayday
Excuse me. Keltie told me that. And I just said, okay, Kelty. I did not say that. Kelty told me. She told me I had Jennifer Aniston's proportions of the forehead to the eye. And I said, what does that mean, Kelty? And she was like, well, I got this necklace now. I know that's how that happened.
Raven Symone
I just love that the Porsche is a Tesla and the neck is a forehead and how it all just connects that way. Babes. I will say she doesn't have a five head, but the eyebrows are on fleek.
Miranda Mayday
If that's still a word. I was really flattered that Kelty told me that because I didn't know that. And you guys all know I have facial dysmorphia. So the fact that I was proportioned correctly.
Jeff Lewis
Perfect. It's a perfect ratio. I agree.
Miranda Mayday
How do we know? Should we measure?
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, I could see. Don't you think it's a perfect eyebrow to forehead ratio?
Raven Symone
That's what I stare at all the time. The perfectness of that ratio.
Jeff Lewis
Now, can I ask you. There was something that I noticed last time you had like, a little bit of a fid. Like a fidget toy.
Miranda Mayday
She still got it.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, because I. It's funny because you fidget paperclips. I fidget too. Paper clips, napkins, everything. All day. All day.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah.
Raven Symone
We got to get you a tea time fidget spinner. We have one. We have branded merch.
Caroline
Okay. Branded.
Miranda Mayday
We do.
Jeff Lewis
Is that a tea time fidget?
Miranda Mayday
No, this is just a neato that I'm obsessed with. It's.
Jeff Lewis
It's too big for, like. I put it. I'll put it in my pocket. Like, whatever I have. I'll put my pocket. Take it back out. That's funny that you do that constantly. Why do we do that?
Miranda Mayday
Well, I mean, for me, it's. I don't know, anxiety. Just.
Raven Symone
Let me just explain to you. We'll be in. It's more than anxiety. We're on the couch watching, for instance, the new Cape Fear. Have you seen it? It's really good.
Miranda Mayday
From. We're watching from.
Raven Symone
Or from.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, my God. We gotta talk about that.
Raven Symone
She's double fisting needles. There's one in one hand, two in the hand.
Jeff Lewis
I understand that.
Caroline
With.
Jeff Lewis
From. I get it.
Raven Symone
Everything, though. All the.
Jeff Lewis
You know what? We have so much in common every time.
Miranda Mayday
Jeff.
Jeff Lewis
I also have a perfect eyebrow tube forehead ratio.
Miranda Mayday
And you have great lips and nice teeth. Thank you. You literally are twins.
Jeff Lewis
But I do fidget all day long.
Miranda Mayday
I think it's just, you know how have, like, oral fixations where they have to be chewing or they, like, chew their straws.
Jeff Lewis
I do that too.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah, I eat. I've done a little bit. I think it's just nerves. Is it nerves but also like a preoccupation? Exactly. It's like you put. You're putting your energy somewhere else. I think. You know, I used to have a little bit of, like. I'd pick like my cuticles or something. Like, it's just. I think I mentioned it might be
Jeff Lewis
like a ADD kind of thing.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah. For sure.
Raven Symone
Oh, never mind.
Jeff Lewis
Can I ask you about crows?
Raven Symone
Sure. I haven't talked about that.
Jeff Lewis
Do you know anything about crows?
Raven Symone
I mean, just the lore.
Jeff Lewis
So we were talking about how smart they are and how intelligent they are. And so I moved out of my old house. And for some reason, right before we moved, we had, like, one crow.
Caroline
He would just come say hello.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. We'd, like, hang out in the fountain in the front yard. And then he started bringing, like, little peanut shells and chicken bones and clogging my fountain. But then we left, and then more crows moved in. And then every time I got there, there was all these crows, and they were all bathing and they're dropping food. And we talked about it, but it was, like, extreme.
Caroline
Like, the fountain would be, like, full of stuff, and I would, like, hose it down. We'd go inside for, like, two seconds and, like, lock up the house, make sure.
Jeff Lewis
And they would drop more things, come
Caroline
back outside, and it's covered again.
Raven Symone
It's crazy.
Caroline
It was bizarre.
Jeff Lewis
Then they're gone. I went there. We went there yesterday.
Caroline
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Gone. They're gone. All of them. They're gone. It's the weirdest thing. Where did they go? And I have. I, like, now. First I was pissed off about the crows because I have to spend. What does that guy charge me every time?
Caroline
$3.75.
Jeff Lewis
375 to fucking fix the fountain.
Raven Symone
That's crazy.
Jeff Lewis
Every time the crows. I need Hugo.
Raven Symone
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Every time the crows clog the fountain, I gotta have fountain guy there. So I was starting to get pissed. And there was always chicken bones and all kinds of food they get in the trash cans and they drop it all in the fountain. So then yesterday, fountain's perfectly clean. No crows, no peanut shells, no chicken bones. I have to say, I'm kind of sad about the crows.
Raven Symone
Oh, you miss your friends.
Jeff Lewis
Where did they go?
Miranda Mayday
Do they migrate? Don't birds migrate?
Caroline
Oh, they flew south for winter.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
I don't know.
Raven Symone
I was gonna say, you cleaned up some messiness in your life. And they were like, we're gone.
Jeff Lewis
Really?
Raven Symone
I don't know. Did somebody die?
Jeff Lewis
Not yet.
Caroline
Well, it's a sign.
Miranda Mayday
Also, you moved, so maybe, you know, that could have been a sign of affection because crows will bring gifts and things. So maybe they were doing that because they actually loved you. And then you left and they were
Caroline
like, well, shit, yeah, you hurt them first.
Jeff Lewis
Because I don't. I've never chased crows away. I don't. Do you know people do that with a broom or a hose or whatever?
Raven Symone
They remember I walk.
Jeff Lewis
I mean, it's not like I welcome them, but they were fine. Like, we coexisted together, but I just think it's like, maybe it's my fear of abandonment, but I don't know.
Caroline
Do you feel abandoned?
Jeff Lewis
I feel abandoned by the crows. Pros. And I'm like. I'm just curious. Like, where did they go?
Raven Symone
Why don't you leave them a little chicken bone, see if they come back. It's like a little chicken carcass.
Caroline
Somebody said Little McNuggets.
Jeff Lewis
Remember they were saying that Brazilians.
Raven Symone
Brazil.
Miranda Mayday
Those are expensive. And they'll give a lot of selenium.
Raven Symone
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Miranda Mayday
You can just go out there and
Raven Symone
try and call them the picass. Crazy.
Miranda Mayday
Imagine Jeff Lewis outside in his backyard.
Jeff Lewis
It really is kind of a mystery.
Raven Symone
It is a mystery.
Miranda Mayday
We love a mystery.
Raven Symone
It's like our backyard. We have a lot of crows. She got sprayed by a skunk. Like, there's been a whole thing.
Jeff Lewis
Wait, what?
Miranda Mayday
Oh, my God. Yes. That same weekend that raven was away, that I hit the pole, I also got sprayed by a skunk. Something was not right.
Raven Symone
Him and her and Quinn.
Miranda Mayday
It was terrible.
Jeff Lewis
Well, okay.
Miranda Mayday
So you want the story?
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Miranda Mayday
Okay. So it's a show.
Caroline
Yeah.
Raven Symone
I think I'm gonna need that.
Miranda Mayday
11:45 p. 11:45pm I'm on the couch. I'm exhausted. I'm letting Quinn out for his final pee of the night. We have a routine when we let Quinn out because we do have so many creatures in the backyard. I'm telling you, it is like. It's wild. Okay, I don't understand. I live in Los Angeles, and there's just like. There's lizards that in the tree. There's squirrels. There's just, like, so much. There's raccoons.
Jeff Lewis
Do lizards?
Raven Symone
Yeah.
Miranda Mayday
It's disgusting.
Raven Symone
Violently.
Jeff Lewis
What?
Miranda Mayday
Yeah. And then they, like, lose body parts that they leave. Like, it's just a whole thing. So obviously, Quinn, we have to go
Jeff Lewis
back to the gay. Liz.
Miranda Mayday
The gay lizard thing is crazy. So Quinn has his thing, right? Because he goes out there and he wants to. Like, they do.
Caroline
Fuck.
Jeff Lewis
Are you on the computer looking at lizards?
Caroline
Of course.
Jeff Lewis
Can we see it?
Raven Symone
Call hr.
Caroline
They've reproduced through sexual reproduction involving internal fertilization. And there's pictures.
Jeff Lewis
Can I see the pictures? I'm so sorry. We'll get back to your story, but you can't drop that.
Raven Symone
And that.
Jeff Lewis
You know what I mean?
Miranda Mayday
Right? Right.
Jeff Lewis
Can I see a picture?
Miranda Mayday
I just thought we all knew that's how babies were made.
Jeff Lewis
The men creep on the girls.
Caroline
Yeah, they do like, bright colors. They bob their. They perform push ups to attract females.
Raven Symone
Yeah.
Caroline
How cute. They, like, work.
Miranda Mayday
There it is.
Raven Symone
That's what we see.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, wow. That one's just.
Miranda Mayday
That's literally our backyard.
Jeff Lewis
Do they prefer that position?
Raven Symone
I think so, because it's. You can hang on the tree, but you can also do it on the ground.
Jeff Lewis
Caroline, come here for a second.
Caroline
Caroline ran.
Jeff Lewis
I wonder if she knows this. We're gonna show her the picture. Let's see what she says. Caroline, do you know that lizards fuck? Look.
Caroline
Were you aware they do it doggy style?
Jeff Lewis
That's what I said. That's what I said. They prefer that position.
Miranda Mayday
That's what happens in our backyard.
Raven Symone
Wow. She's speechless.
Miranda Mayday
Are you still living in. No, we move. No, we moved. We're living in the.
Raven Symone
Yes, you moved.
Jeff Lewis
Now you're in a fancy place.
Raven Symone
Yeah, now I have a really nice house.
Jeff Lewis
But that's what's going on in their backyard.
Miranda Mayday
So I think I want to go
Raven Symone
back to the hood. I miss it. We weren't having that problem. They're watching Jurassic. That's their version of porn.
Miranda Mayday
Miniature version.
Raven Symone
Okay.
Jeff Lewis
That's crazy.
Miranda Mayday
Love you.
Jeff Lewis
Bye. So you see a lot of that around your backyard?
Miranda Mayday
Yeah. So there's a lot of that's happening. We also have raccoons. We have a dead. Had a dead one. One time when I was actually coming here to do morning radio, I had a baby raccoon drowning in the pool. It was like. It was horrible.
Caroline
Tragic.
Raven Symone
Yeah.
Miranda Mayday
Really tragic.
Jeff Lewis
Did he drown?
Raven Symone
No.
Miranda Mayday
No.
Jeff Lewis
You saved him.
Miranda Mayday
No, it was.
Raven Symone
That's another story. That's a long story.
Miranda Mayday
I get back to the fact that
Raven Symone
she was sprayed by a skunk.
Jeff Lewis
It's funny, but you guys dropped these, like, but he didn't drown. Kind of drowned.
Raven Symone
You know why we do this? So you can invite us back.
Miranda Mayday
Next.
Raven Symone
Keep going, babe.
Miranda Mayday
We strategize that. It's called the tease. Okay, so anyhow, I let Quinn out for his nighttime pee. But because of the situation before we let him out, we always do these obnoxious, like, whooping sounds, stomping them with the feet to, like, spook whatever's there. Which also doesn't fucking work because these animals are unspookable. Anyway, I do that. That I. I do a little, like, perimeter check. Great. Quinn, go potty. Quinn goes out and I go to the back kitchen to put the final dishes in the dishwasher. To turn the dishwasher on and I hear, like, a little tussle sound. And I was like, oh, not tonight. Then I hear him bark. And then I hear more. I'm like, something's out there. So I go out and I look, and I see Quinn just, like, kind of batting at a rosemary bush. And I was like, oh, God. I was like, but the raccoons usually run away. Like, if he comes up on one.
Raven Symone
Not this.
Miranda Mayday
Lip you. So I went out there, and I was like, please don't be a possum. Like, I've already had two possum incidents. I can't take a third.
Jeff Lewis
And also, another teaser, but okay,
Miranda Mayday
you're welcome. We're trained for it. And I'm walking towards Quinn, and I'm calling him, and he's not paying attention, and he keeps going. And then I finally get close enough that I see.
Raven Symone
See the tail. She just sees a puckered.
Miranda Mayday
No, I see. I see the tail. Happy pride. And I. And I literally. It's like my life flashed before my eyes because I understood in that moment. Skunk. And we've had these skunks because I smell them all the time, and it's aggressive. And I see Quinn, like, continuing to. Baby, it's not moving. I'm screaming. Now, let me tell you, when I start screaming. I was screaming so much so that I actually hurt my throat. And no one came to my rescue. So I do not feel safe in my neighborhood. All my neighbors, because they. If they didn't.
Raven Symone
Hey, leave John alone. I don't like John.
Jeff Lewis
They sprayed the dog, too.
Raven Symone
Yes.
Miranda Mayday
Well, here's what's happened. Here's what happened.
Raven Symone
So I get to the part where the.
Miranda Mayday
I see the puckered asshole, and I'm like, don't do it. And then it did it. And when I tell you, it's like this oil, it's like, like. And it. It was on me. It was on Quinn. No. I grabbed him. My sliding door was left open. So the smell, just like in my house. I can't breathe. I literally can't breathe. It's like my eyes are burning. I can't take a deep breath. I start, like. I don't know what to do because, again, I'm born and raised in Los Angeles. Like, not trained for this. I take my clothes off. I start washing. I had to wrap my head in a T shirt to fall asleep that night. I finally went to bed around, like, 1:30 in the morning. I sent her, what? Yeah. Like, six times over this span.
Raven Symone
And then she calls me. I'm in Georgia. I grew up with skunks. So put your dog in the tomato sauce. Like, do the.
Miranda Mayday
That doesn't work.
Raven Symone
I asked Chatgpt. I have to do baking soda vinegar. I said, no, you don't put that little thing in a tomato sauce. Cover yourself with tomato sauce. And she didn't.
Miranda Mayday
But I sent you the angriest text, though, because I didn't want to call you that night.
Raven Symone
She just has a problem calling me while I'm gone, but then misses me so much.
Miranda Mayday
Well, I didn't want to wake you up.
Jeff Lewis
How did you get the smell out of your gorgeous hair?
Miranda Mayday
Oh, it was in my hair for, like, good three days. But honestly, what worked the best was African black stuff soap. I. It's straight for you. It's stripped.
Jeff Lewis
Like, where do you buy that?
Caroline
What is that?
Raven Symone
Let me tell you some. Y' all come with me some days.
Caroline
Yeah.
Raven Symone
I mean, I'll take you to a place anyway. You buy it. You can buy it in Ethiopian Town. You can buy it at a black hair salon on Fairfax.
Caroline
Yeah, South.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, I know where that is. Okay.
Raven Symone
You can buy it there. And it's natural soap, so it's made from ash and palm kernel oil, and they cook it for hours. And it's one of the best stripping soaps that you have. It's great for skin if you have eczema, if you have any type of. Any type of problem. Acne.
Jeff Lewis
I had no idea this existed.
Raven Symone
It's amazing. It's very natural.
Miranda Mayday
It's squeaky.
Jeff Lewis
It will take my. Would it take my spray tan off?
Raven Symone
Yes, it will.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Great.
Raven Symone
It'll take any oil, any spray tan, any glue. Like, you're clean.
Jeff Lewis
We're buying. What is it?
Raven Symone
African black soap.
Jeff Lewis
Will you write that down, please?
Miranda Mayday
We should send you some. We should send him the link to the one you got, because the one you got, too, it's. It has a little grit in it, and it's.
Jeff Lewis
How did you get it out of your hair? You use that soap on your hair? Yes, but it's dripping and damaging on your gorgeous hair.
Miranda Mayday
I mean, I had to. I had no choice. Like, I couldn't handle the smell. And the smell I could not escape, especially that night, because it was throughout the entire house. I'm not lying when I told you. Telling you I had to wrap my face in a T shirt to go to sleep. And I. And I brought filters into my room. The air filters.
Raven Symone
I'm really proud of her.
Jeff Lewis
My dog got sprayed when we lived in Los Feliz, and my entire house smelled for days. And days and days. I was worried I was gonna have to get rid of furniture. Like, it was so bad.
Miranda Mayday
I had that thought too, because I.
Jeff Lewis
You felt the oil on your face.
Miranda Mayday
My hands. It was on my face. Thank God.
Raven Symone
Good reflexes.
Jeff Lewis
Wow. Oh, you put your hands up and the oil hit your hands.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah, because I grabbed him because he. His Quinn's face took the bit of front of it.
Jeff Lewis
Now it was the skunk still in the backyard somewhere.
Raven Symone
You know, I came across. I came across the booty hole once before, but he didn't spray me.
Jeff Lewis
Because you didn't get close.
Raven Symone
I didn't scream.
Jeff Lewis
You didn't threaten him.
Raven Symone
You know what I mean?
Miranda Mayday
Well, if Quinn hadn't been messing with him, it would have been fine. Quinn was threatening him. This skunk, though, came back. There's supposed to be nocturnal. He came back at 6:30, it was still light out, and decided just to parade around the backyard. My yard. My yard. All three of us stood there and just watch him. Like, are you.
Raven Symone
He's so bold.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Miranda Mayday
And I tried. This is very rude. I. I like animals, but I wanted to spook him. And one of the neighbor kids has a ball, like a little soft ball.
Raven Symone
That yellow one with the spice.
Jeff Lewis
You threw a ball at him?
Raven Symone
Oh, that's why that's in the backyard.
Jeff Lewis
So now you're pissing him off. So you're pissing him off.
Raven Symone
Yeah, that's what she's doing, aggravating him.
Miranda Mayday
You guys have to understand, I tried to throw this at him to get him out of the yard. Just be like, go. He was so. He looked at me like, bitch. He was so unfazed. He was just like, this is where I live.
Raven Symone
Like, I live in the valley. These are valley skunks. They don't care.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, I didn't realize that. Valley skunks.
Raven Symone
Valley skunks gunk.
Miranda Mayday
And then. Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Now, what about the. You said the little baby raccoon was in the pool and it didn't drown,
Raven Symone
but that's another story.
Caroline
I'll just.
Miranda Mayday
I can. I mean, you want it now?
Jeff Lewis
Just real quick.
Miranda Mayday
Okay. Basically, I was hesitating because I heard that raccoons can be really aggressive and the baby was drowning. The two parents were like circling the pool. It was.
Jeff Lewis
It was terrible. Really sad.
Miranda Mayday
And I was seeing. I could see where our pool net was. But I was afraid if I went in, got that, and got the baby out, the parents might attack me because there were. It was feeling like a threat. So I was really back and forth and I'm watching this happen. I'm like oh my God. But I can't let it die. So I just opened the door to run out and the burglar alarm went off. And it went off at that high like emergency, emergency because I didn't turn it off before I opened it. It's like 5am and whatever that sound did spooked everyone so much that the baby like actually got itself to the ledge and then the parents pulled it out and then everyone ran away.
Jeff Lewis
You saved the baby's life.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah.
Raven Symone
Inadvertent the neighborhood and woke up the
Jeff Lewis
neighborhood, but you saved the baby.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah.
Caroline
And probably scared the skunk away for a little bit.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
You're a hero.
Miranda Mayday
Thank you.
Raven Symone
Jeff wow. Jeff Wow.
Jeff Lewis
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Miranda Mayday
Have you?
Jeff Lewis
What I'M gonna tell you is that it is everything.
Raven Symone
Oh, my God. The one we missed.
Jeff Lewis
It is the one episode. It is the episode I have been waiting for this season.
Raven Symone
What did you find out?
Miranda Mayday
No, don't.
Jeff Lewis
Well, it is action packed. I love when the monsters show up. I love when they attack people. I mean, it's just. It was everything for me.
Raven Symone
I'm so excited. I really. Can we. We can do a little bit of spoiler situation. The dolls in the water.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah.
Raven Symone
Okay. I get. Okay, great.
Miranda Mayday
I.
Raven Symone
The dad becoming an alcoholic again.
Jeff Lewis
Yes.
Raven Symone
Okay, what's going on there?
Jeff Lewis
Right?
Raven Symone
Harold getting his wife's hand up from. First of all, really, I'm sorry, Boyd, really bad shot. I was not okay with the shot choice of that Mr. D.P. that's just my judgment. And then I'm missing the hurt little boy who's now 85 years old. The one who has been in.
Miranda Mayday
Oh, yeah. You're missing him?
Raven Symone
I'm missing him. He's kind of gone into, you know what I'm talking about. The one who peed on himself when he saw the yellow shirt.
Miranda Mayday
Ethan, bff.
Jeff Lewis
I love that guy. He's. He was in episode seven.
Raven Symone
Good. Because this whole season he's been very quiet and very to himself and his character to me, along with Boyd, really
Miranda Mayday
does push the story because he's been so traumatized by the fact that he saw the yellow suit in the forest. And the yellow suit, man is that girl.
Jeff Lewis
Honey, that's a pretty good twist. That was a good idea to go
Miranda Mayday
and whatever is happening. Oh, my gosh. She.
Jeff Lewis
So there's Shane, Madonna.
Miranda Mayday
Oh, my God.
Jeff Lewis
Basically, you know, it's these people against these monsters. Right?
Raven Symone
Right.
Jeff Lewis
But one of the monsters now has transformed himself into a human, like this girl. And so he's infiltrated the group and it's insane.
Raven Symone
And he chose a girl that is a Bible thumper.
Miranda Mayday
That's how she came air quotes into the world with her preacher daddy. But the thing too, is that the reason that. That it's not just any monster. He's like a very, very bad monster. And he is the monster that Victor, that's his name, Victor saw when he was a little boy eating his mom's remains. And that's what's like triggered. Yeah. Yeah. So he's like the. He's like a bad baby.
Jeff Lewis
I can't believe you guys are as into this show as I am. Oscar, do you watch this show too?
Raven Symone
He sure does, yeah.
Miranda Mayday
But I haven't caught up. I'm on episode three.
Jeff Lewis
I gotta get back into it. Okay. But you know that the guy with the yellow suit is the girl now.
Miranda Mayday
Oh, yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Raven Symone
It's so good. It's such a good show. The fact that it's lasted and it's going into its fifth season. There's not posters everywhere around it. There's no full on. You know, I think this season's been
Jeff Lewis
a bit, bit, bit slow because it really picks up in seven.
Raven Symone
Yeah, it has been slow, but I think it was so. Because nobody knew if they were gonna get picked up for five. So I mean.
Caroline
Yeah, let's just keep.
Miranda Mayday
And nobody knows.
Raven Symone
Exactly.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah, exactly. And none of the actors know what's happening.
Raven Symone
The mother does get on my nerves.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, yeah.
Miranda Mayday
I think she's Julie and Ethan's mom.
Raven Symone
Julie and Ethan's mom.
Jeff Lewis
Julian, Ethan, you know, all the Daves.
Raven Symone
Julian, Ethan's mom has made some really bad choices as a mother. She has left her children in that town by herself so she can go on a spirit trip.
Jeff Lewis
She's not a good mother.
Raven Symone
She is not selfish. It is very selfish.
Miranda Mayday
And so was the father.
Raven Symone
That's why he got home. They were both very.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, sorry. Do you know he's dead?
Raven Symone
Yeah, that happened in season three.
Jeff Lewis
Okay, good. That was the cliffhanger. Okay, Just want to make sure we not really spoiling. You need to catch up.
Miranda Mayday
Minor spoiler alerts and we're telling you everything.
Raven Symone
How do you feel about the mom?
Jeff Lewis
You're right. I could take her or leave her. She's okay.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
I love the. Oh, God. What's the lady that runs the colony house?
Miranda Mayday
Donna.
Raven Symone
Donna who had the heart attack.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, yes. I love Donna.
Miranda Mayday
We love Donna too.
Jeff Lewis
She survived. Oscar.
Miranda Mayday
Sorry. She's fine.
Raven Symone
And then the golem that's gonna come. Does the Gollum come alive in seven?
Miranda Mayday
Don't. Don't answer that.
Jeff Lewis
I don't want to spoil the. Seven's so good. I don't want to ruin it. I don't want to ruin it. Seven is so good.
Raven Symone
We're text you in the morning.
Jeff Lewis
I was like, okay, I'm back. I'm back in.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah.
Raven Symone
Okay, great.
Jeff Lewis
What else are you watching?
Raven Symone
We just started Cape Fear.
Jeff Lewis
Okay.
Miranda Mayday
Adams.
Jeff Lewis
Someone else told me to watch that. Yeah, okay.
Raven Symone
Really good. We saw don't with Cats, the documentary. It's an older doc, but it was good.
Miranda Mayday
And I had already seen it and then forgot and then watched it again and I was like, whoa.
Jeff Lewis
What's the one with Levy?
Caroline
Oh, Dan Levy.
Jeff Lewis
Dan Levy.
Caroline
Big mistakes.
Jeff Lewis
That's pretty good. I like it. I Like it.
Raven Symone
I like him. I don't watch a lot of comedy.
Jeff Lewis
Widow's Bay. I'm watching so good. It's good. I'm finished. Hacks. I love friends and neighbors. I finished that.
Raven Symone
I didn't get into that.
Miranda Mayday
You have a good TV watcher. You're like us.
Raven Symone
Widow's bay is a sleeper. Don't sleep on widow's Bay, you guys. It is really funny and really good. I love when the old hag sits on his face. His favorite scene.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. Now, I don't want to start anything, but when you were here, you were talking about this tomato sauce that you made that made Raven cry. It was so good.
Caroline
You should have put it in your hair when he got sprayed by the scone.
Raven Symone
She should have actually.
Miranda Mayday
Can't waste it.
Jeff Lewis
No. Now we've got somebody here who he really takes pride in his cooking.
Miranda Mayday
Doug.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah. He said, and I just want to quote, he said that, oh, I know that recipe. It's not that special and it isn't a secret. That's exactly what he said. Not that special, isn't a secret.
Raven Symone
Wow, Doug, now you gotta talk to me.
Jeff Lewis
Somebody is really jealous.
Raven Symone
Doug, I'm need you to come over the house and let alone us feed you this and see if you try to hold back a tear.
Miranda Mayday
Doug. I don't think that Doug has had our fermented tomatoes though. And there I think here's the.
Jeff Lewis
He's very close minded, man.
Miranda Mayday
He's not judgmental. He's not wrong that there is no secret. There isn't a secret ingredient. I didn't say there was a secret.
Raven Symone
There is a secret ingredient.
Miranda Mayday
What?
Raven Symone
Skin cells, Right? You're not going to taste your fermented food is.
Jeff Lewis
And, and our cooked stem cells, I'm like, I'm down.
Miranda Mayday
I add them to my pasta.
Raven Symone
No, but this is something that I've been talking to Miranda about. There are people out there who's like, no one can cook like my mom. No one can cook like my grandma. You know why? Because she put her hand. She didn't cover her hands in gloves to cut your tomatoes or to cut the garlic. She put the garlic in her hand and cut it. She might have even smoked a cigarette while doing it. But it's the fact that the person who's cooking it, you enjoy and taste. You can taste the love. So that tomato sauce, when you come over, that's the love of me because I make the ferment, and my wife because she makes the tomato sauce. And when you blend it together, it's us.
Jeff Lewis
Doug's missing love in his. That's why it's a base. It's just a base. Cause there's no love.
Caroline
Right.
Jeff Lewis
You can't miss it. Yep. He's missing the most important ingredient, which is love.
Miranda Mayday
It's true though because there is no secret sauce to me. Because the recipe, it is an easy recipe. Taking tomatoes, garlic and butter or onion and butter, that's that. Yeah, that's standard. Like a thousand and one million bajillion people.
Raven Symone
But you need it in our pot and you need it in our kitchen.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah, the pot has a big difference. Yeah, the kitchen, the time, the.
Jeff Lewis
Are you country club girls?
Raven Symone
I've been to few.
Jeff Lewis
I just was curious if you would be interested in joining the Mulholland Hills Tennis Club. Just use code JEFF. 50% off initiation. I'm just making that up. But I could probably. But I could probably get 50% off initiation.
Raven Symone
How much has the country club?
Miranda Mayday
I've been to that club.
Jeff Lewis
It's not that much. Much.
Raven Symone
What is not that?
Jeff Lewis
Well, you can't do the golf. Golf is way too expensive and I don't golf. You don't need to.
Raven Symone
I'm not a sports lesbian. I'm an arts lesbian. So like do they have easels?
Jeff Lewis
No.
Raven Symone
Tuna melts.
Caroline
They cut the easel program.
Raven Symone
I. I love a tuna mo.
Jeff Lewis
I wanted to say really quick. I know this is off subject. We'll go back to the. I think it's pretty hot that you're like such a feminine girl, Miranda and that you back in when you park.
Miranda Mayday
Thanks, Jeff.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, not like girly girls don't back in when they park.
Caroline
Yeah. You might hit a pole but you backed in.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah. It was a low hanging ceiling beam. Get it right back to the country club convo. I grew up with a family membership to the LATC and then my dad had his golf like memberships.
Raven Symone
What's latc, babe?
Miranda Mayday
Los Angeles Tennis Club, duh. I'm from a Georgia and I really liked it. I think that having that landing spot was cool. I used to go to tennis camp there as a kid. And then it was also kind of fun on the weekends to have a place where I could take my friends that on my own. Like my parents weren't worried about.
Raven Symone
It's called the mall.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah.
Raven Symone
But this was contained laser tag.
Miranda Mayday
You know what I mean? Like you weren't out in a mall world. So we could go there and go to the pool and like order chicken tenders and Arnold Palmer's and then like it was a vibe.
Jeff Lewis
It Was fun.
Caroline
That was a good train.
Jeff Lewis
So. So they put a lot of love in their drinks.
Caroline
Oh, the love and that bloody Mary. I can taste every sip.
Jeff Lewis
Yep.
Miranda Mayday
So did you just join Mulholland?
Jeff Lewis
Yes, and then I let Soho go because Shane said, oh, we just got a notification. They're gonna charge you six grand. I go, I literally have gone there twice in a year, which is gonna cost me, like, $3,000 a visit. No, thank you.
Raven Symone
I used to be a member of the house of Blues.
Jeff Lewis
Did you use it?
Raven Symone
Yes, because Prince would perform. I'd be in the small room underneath. Oh, I was there a lot back in the day. And I would still have that membership. Actually, it was worth it because it was also not $6,000.
Jeff Lewis
$6,000. I can't justify that. I don't use it enough.
Raven Symone
Listen, you got a pool in the back of your own house. I'll use some chicken fingers. There'll be chicken dinos, but they'll still be very good. We'll make you some honey mustard and call it a day.
Jeff Lewis
But I think they also put love in that. My Holland Cobb salad.
Caroline
Soho House. No love in those.
Jeff Lewis
No.
Caroline
No love.
Raven Symone
No love in Soho House. No generic food.
Jeff Lewis
Yeah, I didn't realize that. It's the absence of love.
Caroline
The hummus has no love every time period.
Jeff Lewis
Now you've got a big birthday coming up. Not that big, but 39.
Miranda Mayday
Yes. Yeah. In August.
Jeff Lewis
What do we want? Jeff, She's a gifts girl.
Miranda Mayday
I feel like we talk about, like,
Caroline
the gift for your 38th birthday or six months after.
Jeff Lewis
We also have an anniversary on June 16, so we need two gifts.
Caroline
Six years.
Raven Symone
What are you getting her?
Jeff Lewis
What is on your mind? What are you thinking? Do you want another Birkin since you took that one back from your sister, which we are going to talk about. But real quick, what do you. What are you thinking? Okay, probably new car now.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah, new car. New car would be so cool.
Raven Symone
I just put your name on this one.
Caroline
How about that?
Miranda Mayday
I. I haven't. You know what?
Jeff Lewis
You have thought about it.
Miranda Mayday
No, I'm going to disappoint you. I haven't really. It would be great to take a trip. We talked about that. I feel like. Like we could do one of the places on our bucket list. We really want to go to South Korea where I can get all of the facial treatments. You know, that would be great.
Raven Symone
After that, I'm done.
Jeff Lewis
That's a great birthday.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah, that's a great birthday. Sl. Anniversary birthday.
Jeff Lewis
K Beauty. It's all about K Beauty.
Raven Symone
It's all about K. Barbecue.
Miranda Mayday
It's all about K. Everything. We also never really took a proper honeymoon, so I feel like. Like we still have room to do that.
Jeff Lewis
It's so nice you still like each other.
Raven Symone
I was thinking that should be our 10th. This is just our six.
Miranda Mayday
That's a good idea.
Raven Symone
You know what I mean? This is just our six.
Miranda Mayday
Six is.
Jeff Lewis
But you might not be together when you're 10 in the 10th.
Raven Symone
It's something to look forward to, Jeff.
Jeff Lewis
Okay. But I do like the idea of a trip.
Miranda Mayday
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
Especially one with K Beauty.
Raven Symone
Yeah.
Jeff Lewis
A lot of treatments. Lot of. I'm doing Zerf today, by the way.
Miranda Mayday
Jeff, I'm mad at you. We were supposed to go together. We talked about this.
Jeff Lewis
I can talk to him. I'm gonna talk to him about you today. Cause I'm gonna get you the best possible price.
Raven Symone
What's going on? What is this?
Jeff Lewis
But she's not getting that. She's not getting that for her anniversary. Just so you know. She's just getting that.
Miranda Mayday
Babes, what do you want? What do you want, babe?
Raven Symone
Oh, my God. Somebody asked me what I want. This is crazy. Okay, let's think about it. I want a new dog.
Jeff Lewis
Ooh, that's a big commitment.
Raven Symone
I want another dog.
Jeff Lewis
That's a big commitment.
Miranda Mayday
That is a big commitment. And I said, I think we can do it, but it just has to be a little bit of a. A rest period in our schedule just so you can do that. You're about to leave to go.
Jeff Lewis
You're kicking that can down the road. Smart.
Miranda Mayday
Well, also, Raven, you need to raise it. You have to do this.
Jeff Lewis
Obviously, going to Korea. You'll want to get a puppy.
Raven Symone
I want to get a. I want to get a puppy in Korea.
Miranda Mayday
They're the cutest little.
Raven Symone
Little fur balls that are Japan. They're so cute. They fit in your pocket.
Miranda Mayday
Okay, we can do that. You can buy that, and I'll buy something else in Korea, and then we can come home fully happy. Both.
Raven Symone
Isn't it? As an anniversary? Aren't we supposed to switch the.
Jeff Lewis
We've decided. All right. I see the Birkin that you took back from your s. Now, you gave that Birkin to your sister how many years ago?
Miranda Mayday
It was loaned to her six years ago.
Jeff Lewis
It was given to her six years ago. And then you took it back. It's a beautiful bag. Can I ask how large it is?
Raven Symone
Medium. Medium Birkin.
Jeff Lewis
But I know they have, like, 32 and 40s and, like, which one is that? That's a perfect size. For travel?
Raven Symone
I'm not exactly sure, but I think I'm 30. Not Monroe.
Jeff Lewis
Um. It's beautiful. Now, did you have it hand painted?
Raven Symone
I had it hand painted by a fantastic artist by the name of Simpkin. And he's someone that I look up to in the art community. He started in graffiti art and now he does YouTube videos. But he painted that again. You know, the whole history of this bag.
Miranda Mayday
You can actually see the YouTube video on his channel. It's still there.
Jeff Lewis
It's very cool.
Raven Symone
Thank you.
Jeff Lewis
But did you devalue the bag?
Raven Symone
No, I didn't devalue the bag. Let me tell you why. Because when he starts selling more of his artwork in museums, the bag will appreciate. If he doesn't, then yes, but I don't care. You know why you should paint this Tesla.
Jeff Lewis
Paint the Tesla. Don't you think?
Miranda Mayday
Don't you think he will value that?
Jeff Lewis
He will value appreciate to the Tesla because you've devalued it when you ran into the pole.
Miranda Mayday
We should say it's painted with almost like a pocket watch. Strawberries. A woman's eyes. Those are raven's eyes. Those are raven's eyes.
Jeff Lewis
There's a bee.
Raven Symone
Yes. There's a theme to it.
Jeff Lewis
What color is that?
Raven Symone
Nude neutral gray with the gold hardware. Yeah, I was really proud of that find. Really proud of that find.
Jeff Lewis
So is your sister. How is she doing after you took the gift away from her?
Miranda Mayday
She's fine. I think the thing to also remember everyone, because some people came. Came for me after this conversation is,
Jeff Lewis
well, yeah, I can see why.
Miranda Mayday
This was a bag that Raven, again, had purchased and painted for her ex. This was like a proposal. So I was like, there's bad juju around it. Raven's like, you can just have it. You know, it's whatever. Also, it's like, Mimi, my sister doesn't have to be carrying this bag with raven's eyes on it. That's weird to carry.
Jeff Lewis
No one knows it's raven's eyes. No one knows until you point it out. And this is where you're reaching. Why would anyone want to carry around a bag with raven's eyes? I would.
Caroline
I would carry it right now.
Miranda Mayday
Can we see the back of it? Whatever.
Jeff Lewis
Guys, you have to post it. Oh, it's a bee. Oh, I like the bee on it.
Raven Symone
The bee's work is amazing. Really?
Jeff Lewis
No, I really like his work. He's a great job.
Raven Symone
My ex and I, anything that I bought her, I had to get back. And anything she bought me, I gave back.
Caroline
To her.
Jeff Lewis
So that was a silly thing to get back.
Raven Symone
No, it's fine. She got. We're good. Everything is fine.
Jeff Lewis
And so I hope it was equitable because it sounds like you got the better end of the deal with that Birkin.
Raven Symone
No, she. She got some Gucci shoes. She got some stuff. She bought me some stuff.
Jeff Lewis
No, I was. I didn't realize because Monica Casey was on the show a lot. She's very into crystals and she actually wears them in her bra every day. You do you wear them on yourself as well? So they're on person?
Miranda Mayday
Yes.
Jeff Lewis
Where do you keep them exactly?
Raven Symone
I keep them around my neck sometimes I put them in my hair. I've. You know the little weed pocket in your jeans? Yeah, I put it in there sometimes and I'll keep it in my bag depending on what evil area I'm walking into.
Jeff Lewis
So do you have crystals around the home too?
Miranda Mayday
Ye.
Raven Symone
A lot.
Jeff Lewis
And do you carry it with them when you travel?
Raven Symone
Yes, I will. I will carry probably one of my smoky quartz pyramids and my regular quartz and a selenite.
Jeff Lewis
Where did you read about all of these? Like what each one accomplishes?
Raven Symone
I've been in this spiritual crystal world since I was 18 years old. I've been a part. I was a Namyoho Renge Kyo person for a really long time.
Jeff Lewis
Don't know what you just.
Raven Symone
I was a Nicham Buddhist practitioner for a while and then I've also been.
Jeff Lewis
She making shit up right now.
Raven Symone
No, I'm not. You can look it up. It's the thing that Tina Turner used to say all the time.
Jeff Lewis
Oh, chant.
Raven Symone
It's a chant. But then I also have been a part of quote unquote, new age and universe spirituality. I'll show you my tats. I'm tatted from top to bottom with all spiritual beasts.
Jeff Lewis
I don't want to cause any problems, but is it true that Miranda left them on the balcony and somebody stole them?
Raven Symone
No. Yes and no. It's true that. That she lost one of my most expensive crystals. A unicorn clear quartz crystal. $600.
Jeff Lewis
No.
Miranda Mayday
You guys are so funny. Over here.
Raven Symone
And gone, gone, gone.
Jeff Lewis
You must be so upset.
Raven Symone
That's why. You know what we're getting for Valentine? I'm sorry? Our anniversary.
Jeff Lewis
What?
Raven Symone
Whatever happens on the 10th year anniversary, we're just moving everything down to 10 years down.
Miranda Mayday
I just have to say I didn't lose it. I. Raven told me to put them on the balcony.
Raven Symone
You see how all the stories about her starts with me? Yes, it's correct. You guys.
Jeff Lewis
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JEFF LEWIS HAS ISSUES – PODCAST SUMMARY
Episode: Raven Symoné & Miranda Maday: Backing In & Valley Skunks
Date: June 19, 2026
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Raven Symoné, Miranda Maday
This lively episode of "Jeff Lewis Has Issues" features celebrity couple Raven Symoné and Miranda Maday. Known for their candid conversations and playful energy, the duo join Jeff to talk about personal mishaps, unpredictable LA wildlife, relationship quirks, and everyday drama – all served with Jeff's signature bluntness and humor. The group dives into car accidents, animal encounters, relationship dynamics, and stories about hair, crystals, and tomato sauce, blending everyday issues with celebrity glamour and wit.
This episode is a classic blend of Jeff Lewis’s no-filter style and the infectious energy of Raven Symoné and Miranda Maday. Listeners get a peek behind the curtain at everyday relationship antics, hilarious pet and wildlife mishaps, wealth and celebrity quirks, and honest conversation about love, spirituality, and what makes a house a home—sometimes literally. It's both entertaining and refreshingly real, with plenty of laughs and “did-that-really-happen?!” moments.