Sai De Silva & Nicole Ryan: Docking & Bracelets

Summary

Podcast Summary: Jeff Lewis Has Issues

Episode: Sai De Silva & Nicole Ryan: Docking & Bracelets

Date: October 15, 2025
Host: Jeff Lewis (SiriusXM)
Guests: Sai De Silva, Nicole Ryan

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Overview

In this hilarious and unfiltered episode, Jeff Lewis welcomes Sai De Silva and Nicole Ryan for a lively roundtable from NYC. Together, they dissect everything from questionable men's jewelry choices and gym selfie etiquette, to quirky New York apartment woes and bawdy slang (yes, "docking" is discussed in detail). The panel delivers rapid-fire banter on relationships, flirting, social media cringe-ness, and the peculiar rules of Manhattan living—all with Jeff’s signature no-filter candor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Men’s Bracelets and “Gay or Nay?”

[02:23 – 04:13]

• Jeff describes a run-in with a handsome stranger sporting a Van Cleef bracelet and wonders if that's a “gay” accessory.
  • Jeff: “He had a Van Cleef bracelet. That’s gay, right?” [02:45]
  • Nicole: “A row of Cartier? I saw a guy with that... He’s gotta be gay.” [03:10]
  • Sai, Nicole, and Annie debate if straight men can pull off luxury bracelets, ultimately deciding it’s more of a “young guy in his 20s” trend, or a “gift from a girlfriend.”
  • Nicole: “If my husband came home with that, I’d claim it. It’s for me, not for you.” [04:07]

2. Hostile Encounter & ‘Podcast Bitch’

[04:22 – 05:46]

• Nicole recounts an awkward bathroom run-in at SiriusXM, sparking sustained giggles and the birth of an alter-ego: “Podcast Bitch”.
  • Sai: “Podcast Bitch is a good name. I like it.” [05:16]
  • Jeff and Nicole examine New Yorker attitudes, and passive aggression over holding doors.

3. Shady Phone Habits & Relationship Detours

[05:52 – 07:03]

• Jeff witnesses a shady elevator interaction: a man declining his wife's call (“Jenny—wife”) with a transparent excuse.
  • Jeff: “He picks up the phone, he’s like, ‘Hey, I’m on a call right now. Let me call you back.’ He was not on a call.” [06:16]
  • Panel judges—everyone agrees: that’s not a good sign!

4. Definitions: Eaters & Docking

[07:04 – 08:29]

• Nicole introduces the term “eater”—someone who only comes over to perform oral sex, no reciprocation.
  • Nicole: “That’s an eater... acts of service.” [07:28-07:42]
• Jeff brings up “docking”—and the group learns (in full, anatomical detail) what it means, courtesy of Jameson.
  • Jameson: “It’s when two men... stretch their foreskin over the other person’s penis. Like docking at space.” [08:05]
  • Laughter and wide-eyed responses ensue.

5. Social Media Selfies & Humblebrags

[09:18 – 10:22]

• Jeff confronts Nicole about her “cringe” gym selfies:
  • Jeff: “Please do not post it… you’re just bragging.” [10:02]
  • Nicole defends her inspirational intentions, while Sai and Annie note, "If your own friends are roasting, that's love.”
  • Nicole reveals that her former “lazy eye” made her humble—now, she just feels confident!
  • Jeff: “I liked you better with your lazy eye.” [10:14] (playful)

6. Botox Updates & Life’s Tough Turns

[11:15 – 12:35]

• Nicole delivers shocking news: the man responsible for her eye issues (Joey) has died, possibly by suicide.
  • Nicole: “I just found out... he died. No one knows how.” [10:31-11:20]
• Group discusses Botox plans, dermatologists, and the importance of going to licensed professionals.

7. Apartment Woes: Rats, Roaches & Cost of NYC Living

[12:35 – 16:36]

• Nicole details her infamous “small apartment,” past infestations (“city mice, not rats!”), and why she’s bleeding money on rent—even after attempted upgrades.
  • Nicole: “It’s just… it’s too much money. I’m hemorrhaging money paying for this apartment.” [12:55]
• Sai compares her own Downtown Financial District move (3 beds, 3,000 sq ft, rooftop pool, Michelin chef), emphasizing the wild NYC real estate spectrum.
  • Jeff: “Nicole’s not so much [enjoying it].” [14:24]
  • Nicole: “We have 1,000 [sq ft]. My poorer friends come in and say, this is huge!” [14:57]
• Group teases Nicole’s “normal” lifestyle, shower curtains, and lack of a chef.

8. Amenity Wars & Lifestyle Comparisons

[16:38 – 17:52]

• Sai lists her building’s insane amenities, while Nicole jokes about her Duane Reade and modest balcony.
• Classic New York “status anxiety” peppered throughout.
  • Nicole: “I want to be you when I grow up.” [41:53]

9. Flirtations with the Savannah Bananas

[19:32 – 21:37]

• Jeff admits real envy when Nicole got to interview the Savannah Bananas (a viral baseball team).
  • Nicole: “We had the hottest ones in here… they’re all really young, but I don’t care!” [20:01]
  • Jeff: “You are a MILF.” [20:14]
  • Conversation turns to cougar-dom, youthful lovers, and Nicole’s admittance to having taken a guy’s virginity “just to take it.”

10. Past Lives & Partying at Scores

[22:24 – 24:08]

• Sai clarifies she was a bartender at Scores (NYC’s legendary club), not a shot girl, but got demoted for two weeks (“You straddle them with a mudslide bottle…”).
  • Nicole reminisces about wild SiriusXM after-parties at Scores, which no longer happen.

11. Workplace Aesthetics, Cleaning & Body-Shaming Debates

[30:03 – 40:25]

• Jeff rails against the dirty Morning Mashup studio and ribbing ensues over condiment collections.
• Conversation evolves into desk cleanliness at Jeff’s office, staff hiring preferences, and a fraught discussion of hiring the “hot” bookkeeper.
  • Jeff: “Is it weird that we said we wanted someone who looks like a Savannah Banana?” [38:54]
  • The group teases Jeff’s “pattern” of hiring attractive employees, dancing around (and through) HR taboos.
• They touch on a previous incident where a heavy housekeeper was passed over for a thinner, more attractive candidate, blending humor and cringe at the ethical line.

12. Sleepaway Camp, Summer Skills, and Parenting

[33:39 – 36:10]

• Sai reports her daughter went to “circus camp” (trapeze, acrobatics), with Jeff wondering aloud: “what are you gonna do with that skill?”
  • Sai: “She’s a ballerina, so it came very natural to her.” [34:20]
• Nicole and Jeff reflect on the value of sleepaway camp, with hints at their own co-dependency.

13. Daughter Drama: Designer Bags & Mean Girl Moves

[47:59 – 48:41]

• Nicole and Sai joke about “LaBubus” (status handbags), with stories about kids giving away fake ones to less favored classmates.
  • Jeff: “Monroe would rather die than carry a fake one.” [47:30]
  • Nicole: “Don’t raise a mean girl.” [47:41]

14. Looking Ahead: Bravocon, Career Hopes, & Not Burning Bridges

[48:32 – End]

• Sai reveals she’s attending Bravocon, prompting hopeful speculation about her standing with Bravo and the fate of “Real Housewives of NYC.”
  • Jeff: “They may not use you in the reboot, but you’re on their radar.”
  • Sai: “I don’t burn bridges.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Quote | Speaker | |---------------|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|------------------| | 02:45 | "He had a Van Cleef bracelet. That's gay, right?" | Jeff Lewis | | 05:16 | "Podcast Bitch is a good name. I like it." | Sai De Silva | | 06:16 | "He was not on a call." | Jeff Lewis | | 07:28-07:42 | "It's acts of service." | Nicole Ryan | | 08:05 | "It's when two men... stretch their foreskin over the other person's penis. Like docking at space."| Jameson | | 10:02 | "Please do not post it… you’re just bragging." | Jeff Lewis | | 11:20 | "He died. No one knows how. We all think it might have been self-inflicted." | Nicole Ryan | | 12:55 | "It's just… it's too much money. I'm hemorrhaging money paying for this apartment." | Nicole Ryan | | 14:57 | "We have 1,000 [sq ft]. My poorer friends come in and say, this is huge!" | Nicole Ryan | | 20:14 | "You are a MILF." | Jeff Lewis | | 38:54 | "Is it weird that we said we wanted someone who looks like a Savannah Banana?" | Jeff Lewis | | 41:53 | "I want to be you when I grow up." | Nicole Ryan | | 47:30 | "Monroe would rather die than carry a fake one." | Jeff Lewis | | 50:06 | "They may not use you in the reboot, but you're on their radar…" | Jeff Lewis | | 50:17 | "I don’t burn bridges." | Sai De Silva |

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 02:23 – Introduction of the Van Cleef bracelet topic
• 04:22 – SiriusXM “Podcast Bitch” bathroom saga
• 05:52 – Shady elevator phone call story
• 07:04 – “Eater” and “Docking” explained
• 09:18 – Gym selfie debate and humblebragging
• 11:20 – Nicole reveals news about Joey
• 12:35 – Nicole’s apartment woes and NYC real estate contrasts
• 16:38 – Apartment amenities comparison
• 19:32 – Envy over Savannah Bananas interview
• 22:24 – Stories from working at Scores
• 30:03 – Dirty studio, condiments, and office messes
• 33:39 – Summer camp adventures and parental debates
• 38:54 – Jeff’s honest HR and hiring “hot” employees
• 41:53 – “I want to be you when I grow up” (lifestyle envy)
• 47:59 – Mean girls, designer bags, and parenting
• 48:32 – Bravocon and Bravo futures

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Tone & Closing Thoughts

The episode is a classic Jeff Lewis roast-fest dripping with sarcasm, playful shade, and no-holds-barred honesty. There’s mutual ribbing—about wealth, looks, parenting, and life’s humiliations—but also a feeling of camaraderie. Underneath the laughter and oversharing, Jeff hits serious moments (Joey’s death, apartment anxiety, career transitions), showing the ups and downs of urban adulting through the lens of humor.

If you missed it: Catch this one to hear what “docking” means, find out which amenities should be required for NYC apartments, and to get a brutally funny take on mixing business, friendship, and oversharing.

Transcript

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[Nicole Ryan]

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[Jeff Lewis]

Doug said it was dumb, but maybe I'm dumb because I enjoy it.

[Nicole Ryan]

Maybe I'm just talking about the news.

[Jeff Lewis]

We don't talk about the news here.

[Nicole Ryan]

No, just sex.

[Jeff Lewis]

There's gotta be that one actor or actress that nobody likes. Cause we have that here.

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, my God. Who is it?

[Jeff Lewis]

Me.

[Nicole Ryan]

Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In today's episode, CIA Silva and Nicole Ryan join the show from New York City. We talk about men's bracelets, Nicole's Smollett apartment, and the bizarre meaning of docking. It's so nice to see you. Sigh. Hi, Nicole. It's so. It's so good to see you.

[CIA Silva]

It's so good.

[Jeff Lewis]

I love your hair.

[Nicole Ryan]

I'm obsessed with it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, can we explain it?

[CIA Silva]

Hi, guys. Thank you so much. I got little knotless box braids. I'm really into the braids right now.

[Nicole Ryan]

How long does it take?

[CIA Silva]

This took two hours. This was not bad at all. But usually I do things that take maybe about between six and seven hours and then.

[Jeff Lewis]

How long will you leave them in, do you think?

[CIA Silva]

I'll probably leave them in for at least another week. I think I had them for a little like two weeks maybe, but sometimes I leave them in for like two months.

[Jeff Lewis]

They look good. Why are we getting rid of them in a week?

[CIA Silva]

Because I'M off to the next.

[Nicole Ryan]

Next look.

[CIA Silva]

Next look? Yeah, come on. I love it. I'm here to serve.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can I ask you something? So I'm. I'm walking here from my hotel and I ran into this. This guy was kind of, kian, you're here. Come over. Because Keon was with me. So handsome guy was like looking at me too long and I'm like, okay, he's not into it. He just recognizes me, right? So I said hello. He came right over to me and he said, I bought a house in Los Feliz because of you.

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, cool.

[Jeff Lewis]

And we started talking about Los Feliz, the neighborhood, all of that. But. And he was good looking guy, and he had a Van Cleef bracelet. That's gay, right?

[CIA Silva]

A little fuck boy.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah. What are we doing here?

[Jeff Lewis]

But super straight, super masculine, but a Van Cleef bracelet?

[CIA Silva]

No, I'm not into it.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah. Like, I saw a guy actually walking down the street with like a row of Cartier.

[CIA Silva]

Like, but he's gay, right?

[Jeff Lewis]

He's gotta be gay.

[Nicole Ryan]

I don't know. But it didn't look good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, here's the thing. If he didn't have the Van Cleef on, I'd be like, oh, hey, whatever, right? But I was like, that guy. I bet that guy's gay. Kian, did you get a gay vibe?

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah, it was gay. And it's red. They were red too.

[CIA Silva]

Oh, do you think that maybe, like, he got it from a significant other? That doesn't seem like something he would buy himself.

[Jeff Lewis]

It doesn't look. No, the guy had like a ball cap on, shorts. It didn't make sense.

[Nicole Ryan]

Why did you stop and ask?

[CIA Silva]

Yeah, come on.

[Annie]

But he said. He said, I bought a house in Los Vilas. Not like, my wife and I bought a house in Los Vilas. So it's kind of an open invitation if you think about it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I fucking missed that. I missed that invitation. And then when I walked away, that's why I said to Kean, I'm like, do straight guys wear Van Cleef bracelets? I don't think they do.

[Nicole Ryan]

But you were attracted to him. Yeah, he was attractive. Okay.

[CIA Silva]

I've seen some tiktoks where there's some claim to fame. Kids like. No. Straight boys, like.

[Jeff Lewis]

But young guys, right?

[CIA Silva]

Yeah, young guys. Young guys in their 20s. Yeah, you're right.

[Nicole Ryan]

I would laugh at my husband if he came home with anything like that on his wrist and I would claim it.

[CIA Silva]

Would you wear it? Would you take it?

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah, it's for me? It's not for you.

[CIA Silva]

I agree. I would take it.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, have you seen that? That you had the altercation with here at SiriusXM?

[Nicole Ryan]

No, never saw her again.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, so she doesn't work here? She was a guest?

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Maybe.

[Jeff Lewis]

Fuck her.

[CIA Silva]

Wait, what happened?

[Jeff Lewis]

Tell Sy what happened.

[Nicole Ryan]

I was walking into the bathroom and I didn't. Yeah, I was walking into the bathroom and she was walking out and she held the door for me and she was like, you're welcome. And I was like, I'm sorry. I mean, and I was like, I'll fight you. I saw something like. She rolled her eyes at me and I was like, don't you roll your eyes at me. It was just such an unnecessary. Like she was ready to fight with somebody. Like, oh yeah, she was ready just to start with somebody and it wasn't me.

[Jeff Lewis]

It had nothing to do with you.

[Nicole Ryan]

Probably not.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, it probably did.

[Nicole Ryan]

I mean, maybe, but I mean, what.

[CIA Silva]

Did you pass by and not say? Like, were you already out?

[Nicole Ryan]

I don't know. I don't think I did anything wrong. But then I was waiting to come in and interview someone and she was coming out. She had just interviewed them. So I think she was like guest interviewing or something.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, so she does work here.

[Annie]

Or she was intimidated by you.

[Nicole Ryan]

Or she's from the Pandora side or something. I don't know.

[Annie]

Podcast Bitch.

[CIA Silva]

Yeah, Podcast Bitch is a good name. I like it.

[Jeff Lewis]

So she. So you were. Cause you kind of self involved, so you were probably going through. You're not considerate people behind you? No, see, I look, I'll look behind me and if someone's behind me, I'll hold the door. Yeah, but not you. You just go right through and you don't give a fuck.

[Nicole Ryan]

Well, especially in the morning because I'm racing to pee. I'm on the radio.

[CIA Silva]

I'm guilty of telling someone, you're welcome. I do that.

[Nicole Ryan]

You do.

[CIA Silva]

I'm behind podcast.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's passive. That's passive aggressive.

[CIA Silva]

I'd be like, you're welcome. Now you can't like hold the door. You have to say thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Excuse me, I have to ask you some other shady shit that I witnessed today. So I'm in the elevator going down. So we're all in the elevator, me and my kids. And this guy gets in and his phone starts ringing and it says, jenny, hyphen, wife. How many Jenny's do you know? How many Jenny's do you know and listen to this shady shit. He picks up the phone, he's like, hey, I'm on a call right now. Let me call you back.

[Nicole Ryan]

But he was not on a call.

[Annie]

He was in a hotel.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's not on a call.

[Nicole Ryan]

I have seen somebody have their, like their wife's name in. Like it's like Sarah wifey. Like it's like supposed to be like cute. But I don't. I don't like that. I don't like why you label.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why are you leaving it?

[CIA Silva]

Maybe that was his main chick. Like, that's the wife.

[Jeff Lewis]

That was so shady.

[CIA Silva]

Did you say anything?

[Jeff Lewis]

So you don't think he's staying there at that hotel? You think he was?

[Annie]

I think he was. I think he saw someone else this morning when he said he was at a meeting.

[Jeff Lewis]

And here's the thing. Wasn't that cute? No, it's the not cute ones that cheat. So you think you're safe by dating someone ugly and you're not safe?

[Annie]

Hot people don't cheat.

[CIA Silva]

Shady.

[Nicole Ryan]

I don't know about that. Wait, speaking of labels, I just learned a new label that I want to know if I'm the only person who didn't know this. Do you know what an eater is? Why did I not know what an eater is?

[Jeff Lewis]

I didn't know till this morning.

[CIA Silva]

Wait, I don't know what an eater is.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know what an eater is. I did not know till. This is so weird.

[CIA Silva]

You're bringing this out like a tossed salad type thing.

[Nicole Ryan]

No, it's like one girl, or I guess one girl or one guy who, like, that's your go to person. They come and they eat it, go down on you and then they just leave you a BJ and they leave. They don't do any other physical things with you. They're not. They're not dating you. They just come suck it and go.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's an eater.

[Nicole Ryan]

That's an eater.

[Annie]

That's an eater.

[Jeff Lewis]

I did not hear about. I think Cardi B. Was talking about that. That's where I learned it. Yes.

[CIA Silva]

Wait, so they don't. You don't reciprocate?

[Nicole Ryan]

No. So you come in, you go down, you do it and you leave. And they just.

[Jeff Lewis]

They love the way that everyone needs an eater.

[Nicole Ryan]

I guess so.

[CIA Silva]

It's a service. It's acts of service.

[Nicole Ryan]

It is an act of service.

[CIA Silva]

Okay.

[Annie]

It's an act of love.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I wasn't gonna talk about this.

[CIA Silva]

Oh, so.

[Jeff Lewis]

But do you also. Have you heard of docking? I didn't know what that was.

[CIA Silva]

What the hell is docking?

[Nicole Ryan]

Putting bowls somewhere.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's pretty gross. Have you heard of it, Jameson? Of course.

[Jameson]

You know, I absolutely have.

[Jeff Lewis]

Jameson, will you explain it?

[Jameson]

It's when two men approach each other with erect penises and they stretch their foreskin over the other person's penis. It's like you're docking it into the other one.

[Nicole Ryan]

What?

[Jameson]

Like it's space. Like you're an astronaut.

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, you're an astronaut. I thought it was like putting balls on your face.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't have foreskin, so I can't dock.

[CIA Silva]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, I have to dock with someone with foreskin.

[Nicole Ryan]

We do. Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Both of them don't have to be.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah, well, only one has to have the sleeping bag.

[CIA Silva]

Only one has to be.

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Possible.

[Jeff Lewis]

I very, very, very rarely find foreskin, so I don't think I'm going to be doing some docking.

[Nicole Ryan]

I lost my virginity to that.

[Annie]

To undying.

[Nicole Ryan]

No, not to dock to somebody with foreskin. And then I thought that that's what they all looked like.

[Jeff Lewis]

So. Have you ever docked Jameson or been docked?

[Jameson]

That's a very personal question.

[Nicole Ryan]

That means yes.

[CIA Silva]

That means.

[Annie]

That means yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

That is a total yes.

[Annie]

If it was no, he would say no.

[Jameson]

I'm not comfortable responding to that question.

[CIA Silva]

I mean, smiling.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know.

[Nicole Ryan]

It's like a triad giveaway.

[Jameson]

It's just so funny. It's just such a silly thing. It just makes me giggle, the thought of it.

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Yeah.

[Nicole Ryan]

Like, it's not really that sexual. Like, how could you do that and not laugh in someone's face? It seems, like, yucky, right?

[Jeff Lewis]

I have to say thank. Thank you because you have stopped posting those gym selfies. They're so cringe.

[CIA Silva]

I hate you.

[Nicole Ryan]

Why does everyone. Sam, who I do my podcast with, Ben, my producer, on the morning mashup, everybody's like, if you do. My kids are roasting me.

[CIA Silva]

What do they look like? These are people. That's them.

[Annie]

These are people that have your back. If it was strangers dogging you, I'd be like, okay, whatever. They're jealous. These are people that want what's best for you.

[Jeff Lewis]

I will say your body does look good, but please do not post it.

[CIA Silva]

What is she looking at?

[Nicole Ryan]

So, like, I have, like, some, like, spin teachers that are, like, so inspirational, and they say things to me in the class that make me feel like I can go out and do it.

[CIA Silva]

Are you putting them on your feet or your story?

[Nicole Ryan]

No, they take a selfie. Like, so and so said this selfie at the gym, it makes me feel happy and makes me be like, I want to spread that same thing that they say.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, you're not. You're bragging. Oh, I've been working out. I look good. Check out my body. Look at my arms.

[Nicole Ryan]

I show my face, not my body.

[Jeff Lewis]

You've got so much confidence now that you don't. You're a lazy eye anymore.

[Nicole Ryan]

It is.

[CIA Silva]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

I liked you better with your lazy eye.

[Nicole Ryan]

I have an update.

[Annie]

What happened to that girl?

[Nicole Ryan]

That girl that was so humble.

[Jeff Lewis]

She was humble.

[Nicole Ryan]

I have an update on that.

[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Nicole Ryan]

The guy. The guy that did this to me. Joey, he's dead.

[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Nicole Ryan]

He's dead.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, where's the dun dun dun?

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, yeah, come on.

[Annie]

Karma got. It's kissing. She's looking for him.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah, I should have prepared you for that. I just found out, like a couple.

[Jeff Lewis]

You'd have to tell her 30 minutes before.

[Nicole Ryan]

Okay, my bad. Oh, stop it.

[CIA Silva]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's still looking. She's still looking for the stuff.

[Nicole Ryan]

Did you see my show?

[CIA Silva]

I don't know.

[Nicole Ryan]

I don't know. Poor thing, looking for the buttons.

[Annie]

What happened to him?

[Jeff Lewis]

Great.

[CIA Silva]

There it is.

[Jeff Lewis]

There we go. Thanks.

[CIA Silva]

Better late than never.

[Nicole Ryan]

I get a call, like, the end of the summer from my hairdresser who lives in Miami, who's also gay and is, like, just runs in that whole circle. And he was like. I saw him at a party a few months ago, and I'm like, a party? He's arrested. Like, how is he not home on house arrest, waiting? He was like. Like, looking at, like, 80 years. And he said, I have to tell you, but he's. He died. And no one knows how. We all think it might have been self inflicted.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, he's.

[Nicole Ryan]

He was never going to get away with this. I mean, it was bad. I talked to the feds. It was so horrible.

[Jeff Lewis]

And he would spend the rest of his life paying off his victims. Right? I mean, if he had money. I don't even think he had money, but even his. His wages would have been garnished, the whole thing.

[Nicole Ryan]

So look at who I tried to set you up with, Jazz.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know. Because I'd be paying for it.

[CIA Silva]

He would have been. Y would have been.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're right. I would have been with a criminal.

[CIA Silva]

So never, ever take Nicole's advice.

[Nicole Ryan]

No.

[CIA Silva]

Ever.

[Jeff Lewis]

You don't have the lazy eye anymore, do you?

[Nicole Ryan]

No, I still. I feel like I still randomly. Like, my daughter's like, mommy, you're going cross eyed.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I'm like, it's the left eye, right? It looks okay.

[CIA Silva]

Yeah, it looks fine. Looks good.

[Nicole Ryan]

Give me one cocktail. It's over.

[Jeff Lewis]

You still get Botox?

[Annie]

One Cosmo and Abra.

[Nicole Ryan]

I actually am getting Botox tomorrow, so you can see when I come back on Thursday, if it all turned out okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. And this person's licensed.

[Nicole Ryan]

This is an actual doctor. It's a surgeon.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, great.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. You checked him out?

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah, it's great.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Okay, so what are we doing? We're just going to do Botox in the forehead?

[Nicole Ryan]

I don't like that. That's not.

[Jeff Lewis]

I can barely see the lines.

[CIA Silva]

No, the lines are fine.

[Nicole Ryan]

I love you guys.

[CIA Silva]

It's just. It's a tiny bit.

[Nicole Ryan]

All right, well, he better do it. You're not gonna be lazy.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think the old Botox dissolved, didn't it?

[CIA Silva]

Yeah.

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, 100. It's gone.

[Annie]

The photos?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Nicole Ryan]

It dissolved with. With him so into the ground.

[Jeff Lewis]

What happened with the apartment, honey? Because you were telling us you were looking for an apartment. You're gonna get a new apartment. And then Keon told me nothing.

[Nicole Ryan]

We decided to stay.

[CIA Silva]

Why?

[Jeff Lewis]

You had rats?

[Nicole Ryan]

No, no, that was. That was like, in the pandemic, and. They weren't rats. It was a couple field mice. City mice. Sorry. We live in the city.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is that what they told you? Because my guess is they were big old rats.

[Nicole Ryan]

No, there's no rats. No, I. It was just. It was more that. It was like, it's too much money. Like, it's like they were just getting like. Just like I'm hemorrhaging money trying to pay for this apartment.

[CIA Silva]

I'm sure.

[Nicole Ryan]

Well, I feel like you didn't you just.

[CIA Silva]

Why do you keep looking at me?

[Nicole Ryan]

Because I just feel like you have it, like, all. All set up better than I do.

[CIA Silva]

It's. I'm still hemorrhaging money.

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[CIA Silva]

Okay. Just to let you know.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah. We just decided to say we looked. We looked. I seriously looked. I lost a couple because Matt was golfing and couldn't get home in time to sign all the things that we needed to, but we decided to stay, and he got them to do some, like, upgrades. They repainted. They put in, like, new washer dryer.

[Jeff Lewis]

But are you still paying the same money?

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So they didn't lower your rent? No. So. Okay. And that was the reason why you were considering moving, is to get something more cost. Okay. Yeah.

[CIA Silva]

What about the mice?

[Nicole Ryan]

The mice have been gone for years.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you sure?

[Nicole Ryan]

Positive.

[Annie]

We don't believe you.

[Jameson]

You should.

[Jeff Lewis]

What about the cockroaches?

[Nicole Ryan]

There's never been a cockroach.

[Jeff Lewis]

I thought you said cockroaches.

[CIA Silva]

I can't live with a roach.

[Nicole Ryan]

Disgusting. Years ago, we first moved in. There was one, and the guy came up and I was like, get it out.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, no. Where there's one, there's seven.

[Nicole Ryan]

Well, he said. He was like, that's a water bug. And I'm like, same thing. A big old black, disgusting bug. I get it out.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's a cockroach.

[Nicole Ryan]

I live in New York City. It.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. How was your apartment hunt? Did you move?

[CIA Silva]

I did. I moved.

[Nicole Ryan]

You got, like, a sick place.

[CIA Silva]

I moved downstairs.

[Jeff Lewis]

I love that you actually committed to it.

[CIA Silva]

I did.

[Jeff Lewis]

And followed through it.

[CIA Silva]

I was all for it. You know, we committed.

[Nicole Ryan]

You looked at some ridiculous places. I was loving the search.

[CIA Silva]

Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was so fun.

[CIA Silva]

I felt like it was a fun time on my stories. Everybody loves the real estate.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think it's fun. In your price range, of course.

[CIA Silva]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Nicole's not so much.

[Nicole Ryan]

No, I had it when I posted some of my stuff. I had to edit the you know what out of it. Cause nothing looked that special or that big.

[CIA Silva]

It was a fun time, but no, I moved. We are loving life. It's smaller than a townhome, but it's great because it's a city and it's, you know, we feel good and.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where are you exactly?

[CIA Silva]

Downtown. Financial district.

[Jeff Lewis]

The address?

[CIA Silva]

Nope.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then how many bedrooms?

[CIA Silva]

Three.

[Jeff Lewis]

Nice.

[Jameson]

Three.

[Jeff Lewis]

How many square feet?

[CIA Silva]

Almost 3,000.

[Annie]

Nice.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's nice. How many square feet do you have, Nicole?

[Nicole Ryan]

1,000.

[Jeff Lewis]

No. You're kidding.

[Nicole Ryan]

No. 1,000.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Nicole Ryan]

What do you think?

[Jeff Lewis]

That's good. Is that a joke?

[Nicole Ryan]

You think it's too small? No, no, it's small. It is small. It's funny. Like, I have friends who are like, come in and they're like, this is huge. And I'm like, no, it's not. My poorer friends. Right, right.

[Annie]

Gotta keep them around.

[Nicole Ryan]

I don't know. I mean, we still have three bedrooms and two baths. They're just not that large.

[CIA Silva]

And a thousand square feet. No, no, it's gotta be.

[Kate]

Do you have a kitchen?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[CIA Silva]

Yeah.

[Nicole Ryan]

It's like a little area over there.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. That's where the mice are, the roaches.

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you have, like, shower curtains and stuff?

[Jameson]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Okay.

[Nicole Ryan]

I live like a normal human being. I'm a grown up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Nicole Ryan]

I adult.

[CIA Silva]

You have shower curtains, not glass doors?

[Nicole Ryan]

No. Yeah, we're still shower curtains.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you have a carpet?

[Nicole Ryan]

No.

[CIA Silva]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was just asking.

[CIA Silva]

Jeff is really good.

[Nicole Ryan]

I do not like carpet.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Nicole Ryan]

I'm not a carpet fan.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right. Anyway, let's talk about Your apartment?

[CIA Silva]

Yeah.

[Annie]

Do you have views? Do you have a view?

[CIA Silva]

I have great views.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, what floor are you on?

[CIA Silva]

I'm up there. I'm on a higher floor.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, how nice.

[CIA Silva]

Yes. The sun comes in. It's beautiful. You know, it rises. It's sunsets.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you have outdoor space?

[CIA Silva]

I have outdoor space in the building. Oh, yeah, we have great amenities. We have two gems.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, tell us everything.

[Annie]

Two gems.

[Nicole Ryan]

Do you know what? I see a building. Right. Just all I see is windows. That's what I got me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you have outdoor space?

[Nicole Ryan]

A small little balcony.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, that's good.

[CIA Silva]

That's good.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's more than I thought you'd have.

[CIA Silva]

Step outside, take a breather.

[Nicole Ryan]

Is that part of my thousand square feet?

[Annie]

Oh, that's an additional 10ft for sure.

[Nicole Ryan]

Okay, I'm moving on up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Tell us about the other amenities.

[CIA Silva]

Okay, amenities. We have a pool. We have a beautiful deck. We have a pool on the roof. The kids must love it. We have a private restaurant for residences only. No, we have a bar for private residents only.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, you've got Chipotle down the street.

[Nicole Ryan]

Nicole got a Duane Reade. Oh, my God, a restaurant. That's amazing.

[CIA Silva]

You should come over.

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I'm coming.

[Jeff Lewis]

She won't leave.

[Nicole Ryan]

This is a real confidence booster. When I come on Jeff Lewis, it really just makes me feel good about myself and my life.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, you know what? It does. It motivates you.

[Nicole Ryan]

Okay. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right.

[Nicole Ryan]

I love the motivation.

[Jeff Lewis]

You should start another podcast.

[CIA Silva]

Of course.

[Jeff Lewis]

14 is not enough.

[Nicole Ryan]

No, it's not. Okay, next.

[CIA Silva]

Podcast. Podcast.

[Nicole Ryan]

Fish podcast. Coming out in the winter.

[CIA Silva]

Well, that was fun.

[Jeff Lewis]

God, it makes you. Don't you feel so good about yourself?

[CIA Silva]

I do.

[Nicole Ryan]

I feel great.

[CIA Silva]

Nicole's got me feeling so good about yourself.

[Jeff Lewis]

All those amenities.

[Annie]

Your skirt is really cute, though. You look adorable.

[CIA Silva]

You do look really great today.

[Nicole Ryan]

You know, the last time I wore this skirt, it was in one direction. Was still together, everyone was still alive, and everybody came in for the first time when they first were together. And I was like, oh, my God, this whole thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

Vintage. How cute?

[CIA Silva]

Vintage, vintage, vintage.

[Nicole Ryan]

Why do you hate me?

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't hate you at all. What are you talking about? Are you going to this? Do you have these advertiser events this week?

[Nicole Ryan]

I'm doing one. They asked me that. Ad week. Yeah, tomorrow. I'm going to one.

[Jeff Lewis]

I have to go to one tonight. That's why I'm here. I wish you were on tonight. I know.

[Nicole Ryan]

Are you getting paid for it?

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Nicole Ryan]

Me neither. Okay, guys.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, the fact they barely Reimbursed me for all my expenses. No, it's costing me to be here.

[Nicole Ryan]

They are doing glam for me, which I am not always offered, so I'm happy about that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, here's. Okay.

[CIA Silva]

Did you ask for it?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, no, they needed it.

[Annie]

They offer it.

[Nicole Ryan]

Honey, we're gonna offer you some glam.

[Annie]

Don't put her up without it.

[Nicole Ryan]

Could be a disaster. Should have given me a stylist, too.

[Jeff Lewis]

I bet they give you wardrobe, too, I hope.

[Nicole Ryan]

I don't think so, though.

[Jeff Lewis]

So we could always wear that skirt.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's cute, right?

[Nicole Ryan]

It's vintage, you know? What is yours for?

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know.

[Nicole Ryan]

You don't even know what you're doing.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I do. What am I doing?

[Annie]

Andy's hosting. And then just like, a quick Q and a quick games and, like, a meet and greet for you and the advertisers.

[Jeff Lewis]

So my panel is Kelly Ripa.

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, that's fun.

[Jeff Lewis]

Tinks. Andy and myself.

[Nicole Ryan]

That's cool.

[CIA Silva]

That's cute.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Who's your panelist?

[Nicole Ryan]

They're just interviewing me about my story.

[CIA Silva]

So no one? No one.

[Nicole Ryan]

Me, myself and I.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where's the cricket sound effect? Do we have that? She'll have it about 15 minutes.

[Nicole Ryan]

She's noisy. I don't know where it is. She's just still looking for the dun, dun, dun. Oh, man. Yeah, they're interviewed because, like, that's live. Live feed from my panel tomor. Yeah.

[CIA Silva]

Oh, my God.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah. Because remember, I started at the front desk, so it's like, kind of like.

[Annie]

A fun little inspirational.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah, I am an inspiration to all.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm gonna tell you, there is something that happened recently where I was actually a bit envious of you and never has that happened before. What is that when you interviewed the Savannah Bananas?

[Nicole Ryan]

I want all of them.

[Jeff Lewis]

We're gonna need the misohone sound effect, Kate. Okay.

[Nicole Ryan]

Okay. Let's get going. Kate. That one I'm familiar with.

[Jeff Lewis]

You met all the Savannahs?

[Nicole Ryan]

Well, yeah, we went out on the field with them, but we had, like, the hottest ones in here in this studio right where you are.

[CIA Silva]

Four.

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Four.

[Nicole Ryan]

Like, they're young, but I don't care. I mean, I was like, they're over 21, right? Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Nicole Ryan]

I was super, definitely super inappropriate. And I love them all.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're just amazing. Well, you are a milf.

[Annie]

You're a milf.

[CIA Silva]

Thanks.

[Jeff Lewis]

Here's the thing. If you were not with Matt, I think. I think you could.

[Nicole Ryan]

You think I could lay in one of those bananas?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Yeah. So what Are you. How are you? How old are you? 40?

[Nicole Ryan]

43. I just turned 40.

[Jeff Lewis]

See, I think you could. I think you could date a Savannah Banana.

[Nicole Ryan]

I mean, they all are, like really young.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're all fuck boys, aren't they?

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, my God, that one. Jackson.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Oh, he gets around.

[Annie]

Googling.

[Jeff Lewis]

Allegedly. Allegedly.

[Nicole Ryan]

She was ready with that. With who?

[CIA Silva]

Look at you. But who?

[Nicole Ryan]

Allegedly.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, no, she's awake now that we talked about Savannah Bananas.

[CIA Silva]

Kate.

[Jeff Lewis]

Kate is paying attention.

[Nicole Ryan]

But you should take your daughter to see them. They're amazed.

[Annie]

His daughter? His son.

[CIA Silva]

No.

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, sorry, my bad. No, but they're so fun. They, like, do pop music and it says, yes, your son. You're right. You should take all your kids.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm gonna take all my kids.

[CIA Silva]

Take all your kids.

[Nicole Ryan]

It was so awesome. It was so feel good and fun and it was awesome. I'm obsessed.

[CIA Silva]

Did she leave horny?

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, very horny.

[Jeff Lewis]

So they have like.

[CIA Silva]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[CIA Silva]

She's just getting there.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's feeling herself, warming up. The uniforms are nice and fitted.

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, my God, yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you saw like.

[Nicole Ryan]

And they're.

[Jeff Lewis]

And they're all 21 year old ass.

[Nicole Ryan]

And like gyrating and flipping and everything flopping around. It's everything.

[CIA Silva]

Oh, my God.

[Nicole Ryan]

I can't.

[CIA Silva]

They got a cougar in the building.

[Nicole Ryan]

I just. They. But they are just. They are all very attractive and they know it and they're fun and they like. They don't take themselves very seriously. They're amazing.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is it true that you want to dominate a younger guy?

[Nicole Ryan]

I sure. Did you hear that from someone.

[Jeff Lewis]

Just around the studio?

[Annie]

We're all talking about it.

[Nicole Ryan]

I did once, a very long time ago. I did once, a very long time ago. And I was like, yeah. Have you ever, like, dated somebody a little bit younger?

[CIA Silva]

Nope.

[Nicole Ryan]

I just took his virginity. Cause I just was like, I want to take someone's virginity. And he was ready, willing, and able. So I was like, let's go.

[Jeff Lewis]

But he was over 21.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yes.

[CIA Silva]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm just. Okay, I know this.

[CIA Silva]

He was over 21 and he was a virgin. No, no, no, no.

[Nicole Ryan]

Sorry. This was in high school. It was the end of high school, so we were both under.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is a gray area here. How old were you?

[Nicole Ryan]

I was not 18 and neither was he. And I was like, let's go.

[CIA Silva]

It was fun. Was that fun?

[Nicole Ryan]

I liked it.

[CIA Silva]

Okay.

[Annie]

All right.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow. Now, is it true that. Did we talk about this? That you used to work at scores?

[CIA Silva]

Yeah, we talked about that.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you were a shot girl?

[CIA Silva]

No. I was a bartender.

[Jeff Lewis]

I thought you were a shot girl.

[CIA Silva]

Tender of the bar.

[Annie]

But we read about how you filled in as a shotgirl.

[CIA Silva]

I did fill in as a shotgirl.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you make more money as a shotgirl?

[CIA Silva]

No, I got demoted cause I got in trouble. That's what happened. I was a bartender and I got demoted for like two weeks and became a shotgirl.

[Annie]

So shotgirl is under the bartender? Yeah, I guess.

[CIA Silva]

Cause, well, yeah, because bartenders make a lot of money, so.

[Jeff Lewis]

But don't shotgirls make a lot of money?

[CIA Silva]

They do, but my clientele would sit at the bar with me and hang out with me. So the shotgirl, like that was easy money. Shotgirl really had to hustle. She really had to walk around and go to sweaty guys with hair on their back. I'm like, hey, can I sit on you?

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[CIA Silva]

Do you want a shot? Yeah. Cause you would straddle them with a mudslide pre made mudslide bottle and like cock it back and put it in their mouth and you'll be like, yeah, you like that? And then put the whipped cream in their mouth and then be like 20 bucks, Nicole.

[Nicole Ryan]

I love it. I did have a friend, we used to have like sick parties here. Like long time ago. They would throw like amazing parties.

[Jeff Lewis]

SiriusXM.

[Nicole Ryan]

Then they had an after party at Scores and I had. Someone found me with the. In the back room. I have no recollection of it. And it was. I was just having fun with the girls. Me and the girls were having fun. I have no idea what we're doing back there, but it's such a fun place.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then that was the last party they've ever had.

[Nicole Ryan]

A hundred percent.

[Jeff Lewis]

When were these days? Because I've been here eight years, no one's ever invited me to that kind of party.

[Nicole Ryan]

Like the very, very beginning. It was really, it was fun. Everybody hung out together.

[Jeff Lewis]

You could fuck each other. Yeah, different time. How many years ago was that?

[Nicole Ryan]

I mean I started here 2005, so.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow. Wish we were here then.

[Nicole Ryan]

You missed it when things were good.

[Jeff Lewis]

There's a few people at the LA studio, but you've got better looking here. Better looking people.

[Nicole Ryan]

People here?

[Jeff Lewis]

I think so.

[Nicole Ryan]

Really? Than in la?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Annie]

Well, there's just no one in la, right?

[Kate]

There's no one hot at the studio?

[Nicole Ryan]

No. Damn, you're already taken. Well, she can look. That's fair.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's not true. We have like one or two.

[CIA Silva]

Who?

[Kate]

Oscar and Jameson.

[Jeff Lewis]

Who's the guy that works for Hard CERN again that we like oh yeah. Starts with an R. Rahsaan.

[Annie]

Rahsaan.

[Jeff Lewis]

Have you met Rahsaan? No. Yep.

[Jameson]

Yeah.

[Nicole Ryan]

Handsome.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yep.

[Annie]

John Hill just moved here this week.

[Jeff Lewis]

So now we lost John Hill. He's one of the last ones. There's no one else hot in la.

[Kate]

But there's like cute girls that work like in the back or on floor seven.

[Jeff Lewis]

There is some cute girls. Yeah, there's some cute girls on eight. There's like two.

[CIA Silva]

Yeah, they might not be interested in this orgy party.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah, that might not be their thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're right. Maybe in hindsight, maybe it's better. Well, maybe it's better. Maybe it's better they stopped doing those parties then. Yeah, people got in trouble because, oh.

[Annie]

You would get canceled.

[CIA Silva]

You would also probably get sued. Yeah, people were making sexual harassment that you're just a target. People seem to go after you.

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Nicole Ryan]

Okay? We like hot sauce.

[Jeff Lewis]

Red devil.

[Nicole Ryan]

Love the red devil.

[Jeff Lewis]

Valentina.

[Nicole Ryan]

That one's not my favorite.

[Jeff Lewis]

Salsa picante. You have a clown wig. You've got a clown outfit.

[Nicole Ryan]

Okay?

[Jeff Lewis]

You have.

[Nicole Ryan]

What is Cow Tales? Someone sent those to us.

[CIA Silva]

Oh, I thought they said hooters on them.

[Nicole Ryan]

They did look like those.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then you have a hydrating face primer.

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, that fell out of my makeup bag. But the clown suit is. We have to put it on. If one of us gets fooled by AI, which happens once a week.

[CIA Silva]

Wait, Nicole, is this why you got roaches?

[Nicole Ryan]

No.

[CIA Silva]

No, no, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

Totally. Also, we probably have roaches here at Sirius xm.

[Nicole Ryan]

Is it my job to clean this? To do this? I don't own this studio. I work here for a few hours in the morning. There's a million other people that come in in here.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, no, it's not your job to clean the studio. However, it is your job to take your shit when you're done. You've got condiments here.

[Nicole Ryan]

It'll be gone by tomorrow.

[Annie]

She needs her tapadillo.

[CIA Silva]

She should take her shit.

[Nicole Ryan]

I will take my shit and I will. I will get it out here before your show tomorrow.

[Jeff Lewis]

I told Jameson, I said, you know what? This really, really makes me appreciate him. He. Our studio is spotless thanks to Jameson. Thank you, Jameson.

[Jameson]

This is like when Molly Sim sent her kid to sleepaway camp and that's what she has.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're right. It made me really appreciate you, Jameson.

[Jameson]

Do you actually appreciate that?

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you actually vacuum?

[Jameson]

I don't vacuum, no.

[Annie]

That's where I don't facilities, no. But we make a mess. We will eat cookies and croissants and have crumbs all over. And I've seen him go on his hands and knees to pick up the crumbs that we make. It's so good.

[Nicole Ryan]

Not ever gonna happen.

[CIA Silva]

Oh, he's so numb.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, he really is the best. I miss you, Jameson.

[Nicole Ryan]

When I'm here, I've never.

[Annie]

I'm homesick.

[Nicole Ryan]

I've never seen you be so kind to Jameson live on the air ever.

[Jameson]

Annie, don't cut it off. God. Give me a moment.

[CIA Silva]

Is there any, like, love, like sound effects that we have?

[Nicole Ryan]

What's going on back there? This poor thing just looking for her sound effects.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I feel bad, okay? Kate.

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, Kate.

[CIA Silva]

Okay, we'll take it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Thank you, Kate. Thank you. So something happened recently where Jameson had to go to the dentist because he was so stressed out at work that he was clenching. And then what happened? You were paralyzed?

[Jameson]

Well, I've been a clencher for a very long time, but it just got to a point where my.

[Jeff Lewis]

And a doctor, by the way.

[Jameson]

Thank you. And I was in so much pain, I thought, like, I've also terrible teeth, so I thought I had cavities, but it's just. It's trauma from clenching.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I'm worried about a lawsuit. So if you notice, that's why I'm being nice to him.

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, do you have the clicking? Did they make you a mouth?

[Jameson]

Oh, I'm a clicker, too.

[CIA Silva]

Can you get both of those?

[Jameson]

I have Jeff jaws.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yes, you can. That is something that they offer me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Jeff jaw. Do you have jaw? Do you clench, too?

[Annie]

Oh, I chatter in my sleep. Broken side. I, like, tear out my teeth.

[Jeff Lewis]

I swear, probably since you've been working for me, literally.

[Annie]

And my TMJ is crazy. My clicks out of my jaw.

[Kate]

I also have tmj.

[CIA Silva]

What?

[Kate]

Yeah, you, too.

[Nicole Ryan]

Really bad.

[CIA Silva]

I think you're stressing your kids out.

[Nicole Ryan]

Matt says it sounds like I'm eating cereal sometimes at night after I've been on your show. So it's probably the Jeff jaw that's affecting us all.

[CIA Silva]

It all eats back to you, Jeff.

[Jeff Lewis]

You sure it's not that bad? Botox.

[Nicole Ryan]

Could be one or the other. You never know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, can I ask you. So what is he saying? He's hearing what noise at night?

[Nicole Ryan]

He says it almost sounds like I'm eating.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, those are the mice.

[Annie]

No.

[Nicole Ryan]

They'Re eating the cereal.

[Annie]

Pause.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, if you're this messy at home, I can see why you have mice and rats and cockroaches.

[Nicole Ryan]

Don't have all of those things.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, God.

[Nicole Ryan]

Can you come? Do, like, come, like, redo my. My apartment?

[CIA Silva]

Do we need.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is that neighborhood even safe for me to go in?

[Nicole Ryan]

I'll give you a Hazmat suit. I'll provide it for you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, is it true that you put your daughter in acrobatic summer camp?

[Nicole Ryan]

Acrobatic summer camp?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I told you that.

[Nicole Ryan]

Was that you?

[CIA Silva]

No, that's not me.

[Nicole Ryan]

I mean, she went to sleep waking up.

[CIA Silva]

Oh, wait, my kid had circus. Wait, I forgot. I'm like, who has kids?

[Nicole Ryan]

You were staring at me.

[CIA Silva]

Way too young for kids. I'm looking at Nicole like you. Yeah, tell us more. Yeah, I forgot. Yeah, my kid had circus this summer. That's fun.

[Jeff Lewis]

Circus?

[CIA Silva]

Yeah, it's part of her summer camp where she is on trapeze and she does all of these amazing flips and she was very impressive.

[Nicole Ryan]

Doesn't that sound fun? Why are you crunching your face?

[CIA Silva]

I feel like money well spent.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's she gonna do with that?

[CIA Silva]

I mean, she's a ballerina, so it came very natural to her.

[Nicole Ryan]

Have fun.

[CIA Silva]

Jeez.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I mean, just. What are you gonna do with that skill?

[Annie]

Improve flexibility, core strength.

[CIA Silva]

Right.

[Kate]

Very confident.

[Jeff Lewis]

She could work at scores.

[CIA Silva]

Yeah. Okay.

[Nicole Ryan]

Killer. I mean, there's also. Just enjoying yourself. It's camp.

[CIA Silva]

It's summer camp. Come on.

[Jeff Lewis]

Acrobatic.

[CIA Silva]

What are you gonna do?

[Jeff Lewis]

Can I ask, were there boys in that. In that camp?

[CIA Silva]

They're all gay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I know. That was my next question.

[CIA Silva]

Yeah, there's definitely tons of boys at the camp. It's a performing arts camp.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I think that's a red flag right there.

[Annie]

It's a red fag.

[Nicole Ryan]

That was low hanging fruit, Shane.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so she went to acrobatic summer camp. For how long?

[CIA Silva]

She went for six weeks.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did she stay there?

[CIA Silva]

Yeah, it's sleep away.

[Annie]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's nice.

[CIA Silva]

It is. It's great. It's wonderful. Wow.

[Nicole Ryan]

Parker went for four weeks this summer for her first time. She loved it. It's so fun.

[Jeff Lewis]

I bet. Monroe. I bet all my kids would love to go to sleep with you.

[Nicole Ryan]

I would love it. It's such an amazing experience.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm too codependent. There's no way. I can't.

[CIA Silva]

You have problems.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I do.

[Nicole Ryan]

Does your ex have a say in what she does in the summer?

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, yeah. I mean, I guess he could do whatever he wants on his week. Okay, but.

[Annie]

Okay.

[CIA Silva]

Just asking.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I don't know. I. I don't. I wouldn't send her away.

[CIA Silva]

It's a game.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't want to send any of my kids away.

[CIA Silva]

They don't have screens.

[Jeff Lewis]

Especially you, Annie.

[CIA Silva]

You can't. Yeah, right. You can't contact them. They have no screens. They play all day. They do creative things. It's.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'd send Oscar to summer camp.

[Annie]

That'd be good for him.

[Jeff Lewis]

Acrobatic summer camp. Band camp. Oh, yes.

[CIA Silva]

Sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

That makes more sense. They're horny, those band.

[CIA Silva]

You know, I mean, apparently. So. He's out of American Pie or whatever.

[Nicole Ryan]

That's. Yeah, it's all like so much, like repressed, like, sexual tension, so.

[Jeff Lewis]

Speaking of repressed sexual tension, I'm looking for a new employee and I'M here. So we have. We're looking for a new employee bookkeeper. My bookkeeper has given his notice, which is devastating because we loved him.

[Nicole Ryan]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's Filipino, so you know, they're so nurturing.

[CIA Silva]

Where's he going?

[Annie]

Loyal.

[Jeff Lewis]

Probably do a better job.

[Nicole Ryan]

They are nurturing.

[Jeff Lewis]

Don't even ask. Cause it's gonna make me feel like shit. But probably a better position.

[Nicole Ryan]

The nannies I had were Filipino and they're like the most amazing humans ever.

[CIA Silva]

I have a bookkeeper for you. Yeah, I have a great bookkeeper.

[Nicole Ryan]

Are they hot?

[CIA Silva]

I mean, I don't really look at her. I just pay her on ven. I mean, I can blow up her photo.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, we did. Well, we did ZipRecruiter. We used. Did you use code, Jeff this time?

[CIA Silva]

Yeah, I did.

[Jeff Lewis]

So we got the discount. Last time we used ZipRecruiter, he didn't use my code and I had to pay full price.

[Annie]

Like what's the fucking.

[Jeff Lewis]

How did you forget? I have a read every day.

[Annie]

How do you forget I'm on my phone by then.

[Nicole Ryan]

It's not his money.

[CIA Silva]

You should take it out of his pay.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Anyways, so I said, he goes, I've got seven good candidates that reached out on ZipRecruiter. And I said, great. I said, any of them cute? He goes, one. And I said, call him. So you had an interview with him?

[Annie]

I did, I did a phoner.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. And does he sound hot on the phone too?

[Annie]

He did. He sounded cute. He gave like nice straight guy, just like bopping along.

[Jeff Lewis]

We did look at photographs of him, of course.

[Nicole Ryan]

Obviously.

[CIA Silva]

Should we be saying this?

[Jeff Lewis]

No. Oh, are we not?

[Nicole Ryan]

Jesus with the hr.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's the problem? We're complimenting him.

[CIA Silva]

Okay, all right, all right.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, because of the other ones that we're not gonna hire. Is that what you mean?

[CIA Silva]

Are they not attractive, the other ones?

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, according to Shane. Well, isn't Shane the one discriminating?

[Nicole Ryan]

Because I said to him, under the employer.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shane, you said they were.

[Annie]

There were like a lot of people because it's a part time job. So a lot of people who maybe have like, have quit their full time jobs and they're on like the next phase of their Life in Act 2 and Act 3.

[Jeff Lewis]

But if they're really hot, we would consider full time.

[Annie]

This was someone. Yeah, that was what I'm trying to say. But you can't say that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, but you're can't say that either.

[Annie]

But you can say it about their discriminate on age.

[Jeff Lewis]

But how Old is he? We're not discriminating. We're just asking.

[Annie]

He has 10 years experience. He graduated like five years before me.

[Jeff Lewis]

But how old is he?

[Annie]

So probably around my age. Five years older.

[Nicole Ryan]

Thank you.

[CIA Silva]

Five years older.

[Nicole Ryan]

This is for your company. This is not for anything to do with SiriusXM.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, it's for my company.

[Nicole Ryan]

And you don't have an HR department by design. Yeah. I just love you, Annie.

[Jeff Lewis]

But is it weird that we said we wanted someone that looks like a Savannah Banana?

[Nicole Ryan]

Is that what you said?

[CIA Silva]

Those words?

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, that's what I told him. I don't know what you put in the Ziploc.

[CIA Silva]

Well, you didn't put that in the ad. Right.

[Annie]

Basically, we should get one.

[Jeff Lewis]

We're not gonna get. No. Why would we get sued? We're not discriminating. We're actually celebrating.

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, celebrating your hotness.

[Annie]

We're advocating.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. I don't think there's anything wrong with this. I'm feeling this sense.

[Nicole Ryan]

I guess you're discriminating against the ones that. That might be good for the job but are not hot enough for you.

[CIA Silva]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

Isn't that what's wrong with that? Like, you're perfect position, but we found someone hotter. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

[CIA Silva]

Okay. Okay.

[Nicole Ryan]

Keep telling yourself.

[Annie]

This is where it would be valuable to have someone, an HR person that tells me what the rules are. I genuinely don't know.

[Kate]

It really boosts our confidence.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah.

[CIA Silva]

Yeah. Everyone you hire is pretty good looking.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah, they are.

[Annie]

Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's the thing. Like, we have a pattern. I can't break that. Now.

[CIA Silva]

What is it? Is it, like, easy on the eyes? Is it. They have to be a certain weight? Do they have to look a certain way?

[Nicole Ryan]

Do you weigh them?

[CIA Silva]

We don't know with our eyes.

[Jeff Lewis]

We don't weigh them. But we did have a problem recently because we had hired a new housekeeper and we were concerned. Oh, God. I don't want to bring all this up again.

[Nicole Ryan]

It has to happen. It's okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. She was very, very heavy. Very, very, very heavy.

[Nicole Ryan]

Like unhealthy.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. And I thought, this is a very physical position. So I went with the. The one that was a little less heavy, who happens to be really pretty and very.

[Annie]

And very qualified and decades of experience.

[Jeff Lewis]

She gets Botox, but she gets. But she goes to a license, you know.

[CIA Silva]

My cleaning lady, does she have a good personality?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[CIA Silva]

Okay, great.

[Jeff Lewis]

Which was a nice bonus.

[CIA Silva]

Yeah. Because you can put her on social. Great.

[Nicole Ryan]

My cleaning lady is rather heavy and I feel like that helps her. Like, she's like almost like a linebacker. So she gets in there.

[Jeff Lewis]

A lot of stairs. Three floors.

[CIA Silva]

Yeah. When there's a lot of stairs, you.

[Annie]

Gotta a thousand square foot apartment. That makes sense.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, but it's probably a walk up, I'm assuming. Do you have an elevator?

[Nicole Ryan]

I live on the 15th floor. Of course I have an elevator.

[Jeff Lewis]

You walk up 15 floors. Is it stairs or a ladder?

[Nicole Ryan]

I did have to walk. I did have to walk up 15 flights when our elevators busted.

[Jeff Lewis]

I remember that because you were late. I was.

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, my God. Tears. I was crying. And it wasn't because of you.

[CIA Silva]

I feel bad for you. You want to come over? Y.

[Jeff Lewis]

Please.

[Nicole Ryan]

I want to go to the restaurant that you're. That your building provides.

[CIA Silva]

Let's go drink at our private bar.

[Nicole Ryan]

Gosh.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, that sounds so lovely.

[CIA Silva]

Isn't it so nice? David and I just go right upstairs after we put the kids to bed. It's really nice. Just go right upstairs in the elevator.

[Jeff Lewis]

I bet it's a gorgeous view.

[CIA Silva]

It's a beautiful view. Do you look at the sunset? So nice.

[Annie]

Right on the water. I bet, right?

[CIA Silva]

We sit outside, watch the sunset. It's beautiful.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm sorry, do you get like apps or do you just get drinks or what do you do?

[CIA Silva]

Yeah, we get apps sometimes.

[Nicole Ryan]

Depends on how you're feeling.

[CIA Silva]

Depends on what the chef wants to make.

[Annie]

He's always hungry.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, the chef. So it changes daily. You have specials?

[CIA Silva]

We have a Michelin star chef.

[Annie]

No.

[CIA Silva]

Yeah.

[Nicole Ryan]

So I still haven't been on a private plane and my daughter has. And you have a chef at your apartment and I don't.

[Jeff Lewis]

Nicole, why don't you look into that?

[Nicole Ryan]

I want to be you when I grow up.

[CIA Silva]

Come on over. God.

[Nicole Ryan]

Meanwhile, she's younger than me. Just kill me.

[CIA Silva]

I think you need to. I'm older than you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, she just looks younger, which is even worse.

[Nicole Ryan]

You look incredible. I swore you were younger than me.

[CIA Silva]

I'm going to be 45 next month.

[Nicole Ryan]

Why do you look like a baby?

[CIA Silva]

Oh, my God. Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm telling you, I think the braids has something to do with it too.

[CIA Silva]

Thank you so much.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, you look like a teenager.

[CIA Silva]

I do?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Yes. That's why I think you should keep the braids for a little longer.

[CIA Silva]

Do I look old without the braids?

[Nicole Ryan]

No, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you know what? I prefer your hair a little longer.

[CIA Silva]

Okay, got it.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I think. But I do love. You know what? Here's the thing. She's got a gorgeous face. Your hair's pulled back. And that's why we're seeing the whole gorgeous skin, everything. Nicole.

[Annie]

Have you ever thought about bangs?

[Jeff Lewis]

Long bangs, just to cover the lazy eye so much?

[Nicole Ryan]

My guy. My guy who called did let me know that that Botox guy had passed away. He. I wasn't able to see him one time. Cause he comes in from Miami, so I had to go to someone else. And it was this, like, random woman who did not speak great English. And she goes, you know, you have a bald spot here. And I was like, what? She was like, you are bald right here. And I was like, oh, no. Because it's right where the staples were when I got in the accident. And I was like, I hate your. I want to run out crying.

[Jeff Lewis]

Who.

[Nicole Ryan]

If you're like a hairdresser, says it like that. It's not a big bald sponge. Just like a little spot where the. The staples were.

[Jeff Lewis]

But it could be nice. Like, it's easy for Halloween.

[CIA Silva]

Poor Nicole. It's just really good. Do you need a different Botox person? I have a guy.

[Nicole Ryan]

I don't. I need a new life. Things are not looking up for me today or any day.

[Jeff Lewis]

But anyways, Can I tell you something? It's a. I'm gonna extend a compliment.

[CIA Silva]

Okay. Thanks.

[Jeff Lewis]

Considering, like, hearing about your life, the fact that you're so, like, upbeat and positive every day, what else are you gonna do?

[Nicole Ryan]

That's true, you know, like, you just have to smile and keep on. Keep on looking.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's so admirable the way you're pushing through life.

[Jameson]

Right?

[Nicole Ryan]

Just overcoming adversity day after day.

[Jeff Lewis]

Your skin is so glowy. How is your skin so glowy?

[CIA Silva]

I don't know. I really take care of it.

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, you know what?

[CIA Silva]

I want lots of skincare.

[Nicole Ryan]

I want your massage person that does the.

[CIA Silva]

Oh, the lymphatic drainage lady, so I can be a little skin. So I have this Colombian lady who really doesn't give a shit if it hurts or not.

[Nicole Ryan]

I want that.

[CIA Silva]

Okay. She beats you up with this wood apparatus and goes in and really just makes you the skinniest you can possibly be.

[Nicole Ryan]

Don't you want it?

[CIA Silva]

And if you tell her it hurts, she could care less. I like that she's here to do one job and one job only to make you thin.

[Nicole Ryan]

Let's do it.

[CIA Silva]

And I go to her quite often.

[Nicole Ryan]

I would, too. I'm gonna go. I have to go.

[CIA Silva]

No, you have to.

[Nicole Ryan]

I think you gave me the number, I think, like, a long time ago, but I need to.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's gonna be a lot of beating over there.

[CIA Silva]

Get ready.

[Nicole Ryan]

She's gonna take. Take me down. Yeah. And I'm here for it. Let's do it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Nicole Ryan]

Beat the F out of me, baby. I need it.

[CIA Silva]

You look. She looks great, guys. Okay. Make sure you look at her selfies. I will never.

[Nicole Ryan]

I'm never doing them again.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, you can't.

[Nicole Ryan]

Meanwhile, I think you would love the guy that. That is the one that inspires me so much.

[Annie]

Who?

[Jeff Lewis]

Why don't you take pictures of him and post it?

[Nicole Ryan]

I should. You know what?

[Annie]

I.

[Jeff Lewis]

You'll get more likes.

[Nicole Ryan]

You're probably right. Who's this guy? He's just this fabulous man named Anthony. And he just tells you. He's like.

[CIA Silva]

He's like.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can you show us a picture of the break? Yes.

[Nicole Ryan]

He's like a happiness coach.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's like, oh, is that why you're so happy?

[Nicole Ryan]

Maybe it's him.

[Kate]

You have a happiness coach?

[Nicole Ryan]

Well, he.

[Jeff Lewis]

Or when you're Nicole, you kind of need one.

[Nicole Ryan]

Someone to just keep pushing you and just patting you on the back, right?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Everybody needs.

[CIA Silva]

I like that, though. You are very positive and upbeat.

[Nicole Ryan]

All right, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna stop posting that because you're not. You're literally like the sad seven people to give me a hard time about this, so I'm gonna stop.

[CIA Silva]

They're not your audience. Okay, you're right.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't even follow you, do I? Do I even follow Nicole?

[Kate]

I don't even think you can let me look.

[Nicole Ryan]

Probably not.

[Kate]

Oh, that's on me if you don't.

[Nicole Ryan]

No, you don't ever.

[Kate]

You do. You do. First thing popped up is her story.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, but I follow Psy. Of course.

[CIA Silva]

Yeah.

[Nicole Ryan]

Is it Annie who does it? Do you even do your social media?

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Nicole Ryan]

Okay. Makes.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, I read my DMs.

[Kate]

I told him to post something. He would have no idea how to.

[Nicole Ryan]

Do it for real.

[CIA Silva]

Does anybody ever slide in your DMs and wanting to date you? Yeah. How does that ever.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's few and far between, though.

[Annie]

Really?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[CIA Silva]

No hot guys recently?

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I'm hoping that the guy with the Van Cleef bracelet's gonna slide you with ideas. Yeah, hopefully he.

[Nicole Ryan]

But you're like a celebrity. I feel like people try to shoot their shot, like, in the nose. No, not really.

[CIA Silva]

Maybe they're scared that you're gonna tell their business or they're just not interested.

[Nicole Ryan]

Don't be scared.

[Annie]

You're just very intimidating.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can I get the number of your happiness Coach.

[Nicole Ryan]

I need my happiness. Coach.

[Jeff Lewis]

So Shane gave us a little bit of a lecture because when we hire the cute new bookkeeper, we have to make room at the desk, right? Because we're gonna have. Now we're probably gonna make him full time, so there'll be five people at the desk. So we're gonna have to squeeze in another chair.

[Nicole Ryan]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Because we're all at kind of one desk. So Shane told us. Was it this morning? Any.

[Kate]

It was yesterday. Like right after we got up the flight.

[Jeff Lewis]

He told us that we're all. We're gonna have to clean up our desks to make room for. What's the new bookkeeper's name?

[Annie]

Well, we haven't hired him yet, but.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's his name?

[Annie]

Justin.

[Jeff Lewis]

So to potentially make room for Justin, we have to clean up our desks. And he said specifically we have to remove all of our labubus. Are you joking?

[CIA Silva]

We have a ton of labubus.

[Nicole Ryan]

How many?

[Jeff Lewis]

Shane's. The one with the labubus. We don't have labubus.

[Nicole Ryan]

But you bought your daughter like a million.

[Jeff Lewis]

But Shane has them on his desk.

[Nicole Ryan]

How many?

[Annie]

Just two.

[CIA Silva]

Can you still sell those?

[Annie]

Yeah, now they've been out of the box. They've been on my desk.

[CIA Silva]

Are they fake? Are they real?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, they're real.

[Annie]

Why?

[Nicole Ryan]

He has a little.

[CIA Silva]

You might have knockoffs. I don't know, Shane.

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yeah, I think they are slowly losing popularity, like recently.

[CIA Silva]

But my daughter just bought a fake one.

[Nicole Ryan]

Did she?

[Annie]

She has a foof.

[Nicole Ryan]

On purpose?

[CIA Silva]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, Monroe would rather die and carry around a fake one.

[CIA Silva]

How would they know? How will we know?

[Kate]

She's giving fake ones to the girl she doesn't like at school.

[CIA Silva]

Shade.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's mean girl behavior. And I talk to her about that.

[Nicole Ryan]

Don't do that. Don't raise a mean girl.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I said. I talked to her like, no, we're not doing that. You're not gonna do that. Yeah. No, no, no. I don't want her.

[Nicole Ryan]

Don't be like, daddy. Don't be a mean girl.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, no, no, no. Because she was talking about doing that to someone at school. I said, absolutely not. You're not doing that.

[Nicole Ryan]

Good.

[Jeff Lewis]

So did she do it?

[CIA Silva]

I don't know.

[Kate]

But when she told us she thought it was genius and we all were like, oh, girl.

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[CIA Silva]

She said what? I just gave them to my friend. She just.

[Jeff Lewis]

She holds grudges and she doesn't let it go.

[CIA Silva]

Does she like you?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I let shit go.

[Nicole Ryan]

I feel like you do.

[CIA Silva]

You forget?

[Nicole Ryan]

Well, you like, well, you get in a fight and then you're like, let's be friends. Like, let's make up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. After a while, I don't. It's just, you know why it's so much energy to hate people.

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[Jeff Lewis]

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[Nicole Ryan]

You find it?

[CIA Silva]

There are a few that I also will.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Anyway, so I heard that you're going to Bravocon. I'm very. That. That's great.

[CIA Silva]

I am. I am going to Bravocon. When did that come out? Did that come out recently?

[Annie]

Yeah, they posted the whole thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's good about that is that you were still in the. It sounds like you're still in the Bravo family. And if there was some sort of reboot to the reboot of Real Housewives New York City, I think that's promising for you.

[Nicole Ryan]

My fingers are crossed.

[CIA Silva]

Yeah. That sounds like I'm. I don't know. You never know. You never know.

[Jeff Lewis]

You never know. But I was very encouraged by that.

[CIA Silva]

Okay.

[Nicole Ryan]

Can we hang out? Me too. Because I'm going to be there for something else. Else while Bravocon's happening.

[Jeff Lewis]

I would, but I just have so many obligations for a drink.

[CIA Silva]

Are you doing that drink thing? Should we. Should we go for drinks, Guys, please.

[Annie]

What are you going for?

[Jeff Lewis]

Fine. Fine.

[CIA Silva]

What are you doing there?

[Nicole Ryan]

The Cosmo has us going. Something for the show.

[Jeff Lewis]

Fine. You meet.

[Jameson]

Okay.

[Annie]

Thank you.

[CIA Silva]

Are you going? No.

[Nicole Ryan]

Oh, you need an invite her.

[CIA Silva]

Shane, you're going, right?

[Annie]

I'll be.

[Nicole Ryan]

He wouldn't function. Jeff would not function.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I wouldn't even know how to get there. Where is it?

[CIA Silva]

That's so true. That's so true. You would not know how to get there. You need a wrangler.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. So Shane's going, but we're going.

[Nicole Ryan]

Does it feel like over? I feel like Bravocon feels like overwhelming, like, all the time.

[Jeff Lewis]

It is overwhelming.

[CIA Silva]

Extremely overwhelming.

[Annie]

Are other girls from your cast going?

[CIA Silva]

Aaron is going. That I know of. Jessel is going. That I know of. And that is all that I know of.

[Jeff Lewis]

Huh.

[Nicole Ryan]

Interesting.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sounds like they've narrowed.

[CIA Silva]

I know. Now she's just nothing. Just, you know, I just, you know, just.

[Jeff Lewis]

But here's the thing. They might. They may not use you in the reboot, but they. Obviously you're on their radar, so they could potentially use you for something else. So it's good that you didn't burn any bridges with them.

[CIA Silva]

I don't burn bridges.

[Jeff Lewis]

People do, though. And I think it's some mistakes.

[Nicole Ryan]

Yes, there's a few that I have.

[Jeff Lewis]

Because sometimes they'll take some show that was, you know, off the air for eight years and like reboot it.

[Nicole Ryan]

Weird.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know.

[Nicole Ryan]

I mean listen, it happens though, every once in a while.

[Jeff Lewis]

It happens once in a while.

[CIA Silva]

You are absolutely right about that. Maybe I'll just drop in this like old 8 year show or something. You never know. Might make a cameo or something. Amazing. I would love that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Ladd every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel exclusively on the SiriusXM app.

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