Sarah Colonna & Joey Zauzig: Birthday Trips & Denied Raises

Summary

Podcast Summary: Jeff Lewis Has Issues

Episode: "Sarah Colonna & Joey Zauzig: Birthday Trips & Denied Raises"
Date: July 10, 2026
Host: Jeff Lewis (SiriusXM)
Guests: Sarah Colonna & Joey Zauzig

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Episode Overview

In this lively and candid episode, Jeff Lewis is joined by comedian Sarah Colonna and influencer Joey Zauzig for a trademark no-filter roundtable on everything from absurd workplace dramas, staff negotiations, and the etiquette of denied raises to birthday trips, reality TV parties, fatherly advice, and social media strategy. The group’s witty banter, friendly roasts, and trademark overshares make for an energetic, irreverent, and entertaining listen.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Fashion Police and Staff Photo Fiascos

• The crew opens with a playful debate on the color of Jameson's sweater, leading to classic Jeff Lewis ribbing and group disagreements on wardrobe choices.
  • “It's a beautiful chartreuse Uniqlo kind of polyester blend, blue sweater, kind of.” —Sarah Colonna (02:31)
  • The group jokes about approval for posted photos and missing face filters now that social media girls are in charge.
• Sarah awkwardly laments, “I have a bulge. It's kind of like a cat camel toe. Like, it's not gonna—” (03:58)

2. Elevator Troubles & Office Gossip

• The team discusses the broken office elevator and the logistics nightmare for their upcoming CEO visit.
  • “Wait till Jennifer has to walk up those stairs in her heels…” —Jeff Lewis (06:00)
• Jokes fly about everyone being able to fix elevators or being “a technician now.” (06:22)

3. Jeff’s Chicken & Rice Bowl Obsession

• Jeff evangelizes Waba Grill (“my new favorite obsession”) and chicken bowls become a running bit.
  • “I'm not wasting anything on a vegetable.” —Jeff Lewis (07:12)
• A debate erupts over Chipotle’s chicken quality, followed by food recs: Sharkey’s on Ventura, Benihana, and nostalgic mentions of Wahoo’s (09:45).

4. Wellness Scans, Brain Health, and Medical Advice

• Jeff and Sarah talk about “Prenuvo” full-body scans, brain MRIs, and the latest health fads.
  • “He goes, huh, it’s weird. It’s very even keeled and healthy.” —Sarah Colonna, after her brain scan (10:52)
• The group pokes fun at the difference between medical advice and Google searches. (11:04)

5. Religious Pamphlets and Workplace Boundaries

• Jeff discusses his bookkeeper, Justin, who’s been distributing Bible verses to staff.
  • “He’s basically running a Bible study at lunchtime. And then he’s also printing them out in Spanish, which I think is considerate.” —Jeff Lewis (12:52)
• Guests debate the HR and etiquette implications, with sensible advice from a caller:
  • “Because the law can perceive that you condone that behavior.” —Patrick in Florida (19:34)
• “He’ll stare at you until you read it.” —Jeff Lewis, on Justin’s persistence (14:12)

6. Denied Raises and Manifesting Money

• Jeff details his ongoing saga with Justin’s relentless requests for a raise, despite repeated on-air denials.
  • “You’ve had all these emotional outbursts recently, like, check yourself. Don’t worry about us, Jameson." —Jeff Lewis (05:08)
  • “You’re not getting a raise… I won’t give you a raise.” —Jeff Lewis (15:01)
• “I got a message from Jesus and he told me that I need to move.” —Justin, via Jeff Lewis (15:54)
• Sarah: “Just saying it to the person over and over, that’s really… I’m surprised about that.” (15:40)

7. The Myth of the Fast-Walking Gays

• Joey kicks off a playful debate about whether “gays walk faster than straight people.”
  • "Absolutely. It's the gay walk. We're at least two steps ahead of you." —Sarah Colonna (20:11)
  • “Oh, I’ll fuck you up after a cold brew. Let’s go.” —Sarah Colonna (20:21)
• Jeff: “You might be onto something. Why do gays walk fast? I think 'cause we’re trying to burn more calories.” (23:13)

8. Birthday Trips and the Joys of Being Single

• Sarah shares plans for a Mallorca birthday extravaganza and considers bringing a romantic interest from Paris, admitting she still loves her ex.
  • “I rented a beautiful home. On the water. It’s in Pauma. I have no idea. I’ve never been there before.” —Sarah Colonna (21:28)
  • “Honestly I am single right now and I’m loving it.” —Sarah Colonna (22:34)

9. Social Media Advice: Picking Your Lane

• Jeff recounts giving “unsolicited fatherly advice” to Annie about focusing her brand, decrying the “cooking in your bikini” trend.
  • “You need to figure out what business you’re in… Cooking in your bikini is not—I don’t think it is the look that you ultimately want.” —Jeff Lewis (31:49)
  • “Because once you start straying and everyone’s like, 'what am I watching here?' people drop off.” —Sarah Colonna (33:38)
• Sarah adds practical wisdom about algorithms: “The algorithm does not like a bikini… you’re gonna get put—pushed down.” (36:03)

10. Behind the Scenes of Reality TV

• Jeff attends the “Real Housewives of Orange County” 20th-anniversary party and catches up with old cast members, reflecting on authenticity and storytelling longevity.
  • “Why? Because they are so… They open up their lives. They’re true, they’re authentic, and they have interesting lives.” —Jeff Lewis (37:09)
• Skepticism about reality show plotlines:
  • “My bullshit meter just started… this is a storyline for season 20.” —Jeff Lewis (38:55)

11. Peptides, Glow Stacks, and Health Trends

• Insights from Dr. Terry Dubrow on the effectiveness of combining (“stacking”) peptide injections.
  • “I stack them. They're in one syringe... But I don't really see what's the benefit to doing them separately.” —Sarah Colonna (43:29)
  • “He said that they're more effective when you do it separately.” —Jeff Lewis (43:38)
• Discussion of Ozempic-style drugs and health influencer culture, with Sarah noting side effects.

12. Weight Watchers, Rationalizations, & Food Points

• Jeff investigates the points value of his chicken and rice bowl meals and reveals gaming the Weight Watchers system.
  • “No, it’s because I lied. I said I was diabetic… and they gave me, like, six more points.” —Jeff Lewis (45:13)
• More diet confessions ensue, reflecting both authenticity and humor.

13. Live Show Feuds & Reconciliations

• Joey and Sarah joke about being replaced and about attending upcoming live shows—with playful references to feuds and “Chutmas” events.
  • “Sometimes we have to take a little break just to reconnect and be back stronger and better than ever.” —Sarah Colonna (47:04)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On company pictures:
  “Can we, like, have us be able to approve the picture before we post it?...I look like I'm pigeon-toed.” —Sarah Colonna (03:35)
• On denied raises:
  “Just earn it. Just do the work, and then he'll notice it, respond so much more to like hard work and earning it versus asking and asking and asking.” —Chloe (16:57)
• On reality TV authenticity:
  “Because once you start straying and everyone’s like, ‘what am I watching here?’ people drop off.” —Sarah Colonna (33:38)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Fashion and Photos: 02:00–04:15
• Office Elevator and CEO Drama: 05:00–06:30
• Jeff’s Chicken Bowl Obsession: 07:02–10:14
• Health Scans and Medical Fads: 10:12–11:43
• Workplace Bible Study: 12:55–15:40
• Justin’s Raise Problem: 15:01–16:50
• Caller Sean & Bosses: 17:13–19:09
• "Why Do Gays Walk Fast?" Debate: 20:02–23:38
• Sarah’s Mallorca Birthday: 20:50–23:00
• Anniversary Gifts & Cabo Trip: 28:43–29:55
• Jeff’s “Real Housewives” Recap & Fatherly Advice: 30:08–34:36
• Social Media Branding Rant: 31:49–37:03
• Health Trends/Peptides: 42:40–44:09
• Weight Watchers Confession: 45:00–45:54
• Live Show Reunions: 46:17–47:04

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Tone and Style

The episode is marked by unfiltered humor, playful sarcasm, and gentle roasts, balanced by genuine moments of advice and reflection among friends. Jeff’s blunt style and willingness to air even embarrassing personal stories set the tone, amplified by Sarah and Joey’s quick wit and easy chemistry.

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For Listeners…

This episode is for fans of confessional comedy, behind-the-scenes drama, and the kind of oversharing that’s equal parts relatable and outrageous. You’ll walk away entertained—and maybe craving a chicken and rice bowl.

Transcript

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[Announcer]

when you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is our love language. We terrorize each other, Right? You're the villain. You're now the villain. Yeah, same girl. But that's kind of the deal. You come on here, you get made fun of, right?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Uh, yeah. Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues. In today's episode, Sarah Colonna and Joey Zauczyk join the show. We talk about denied raises, fatherly advice, and international birthday trips. Good morning.

[Sarah Colonna]

Morning.

[Jeff Lewis]

We have a lot to catch up on.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Thank you so much.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, first of all, you were saying, Joey, I asked you if you thought that Jameson's sweater today was a good color on him. How would you describe it? Is it like a. Like a royal blue?

[Joey Zauczyk]

I think it's more purple, leaning cerulean.

[Keon]

It's like electric blue kind of.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's not electric blue. It's purple.

[Chloe]

No, I don't purple.

[Keon]

It's blue.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It's purple.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's not purple. Let me describe it for you.

[Keon]

Well, you can also see colorblind. Is it posted LJF Lewis. It's not.

[Sarah Colonna]

Let me describe it for you. It's a beautiful chartreuse thin, Uniqlo kind of polyester blend, blue sweater, kind of.

[Jeff Lewis]

Who makes it?

[Sarah Colonna]

Uniqlo?

[Keon]

Banana Republic.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, that's cute. That's real cashmere.

[Chloe]

Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, is that real cashmere? Let me feel it. Hold on, let me feel it.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It's real purple cashmere.

[Sarah Colonna]

100% cash.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's not cashmere.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's giving cashmere.

[Keon]

I think it's cash.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think it's a nice color on him.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh. But underneath he has a beautiful pink and blue gigam.

[Keon]

It's merino Italian wool.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah, that's what Banana Republic always is.

[Jeff Lewis]

That sounds rich.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Did you say gingham?

[Keon]

Gingham.

[Sarah Colonna]

Gigam. Yeah, Gigam.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Gigam.

[Sarah Colonna]

I wear a gingham shirt.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think it's nice on you.

[Keon]

Thank you. I appreciate it. Jeff insisted I was in the picture today. Is this why you wanted me in the picture? So people can go in the comments and be like, take it off, idiot.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, how did you find my burner account already?

[Jeff Lewis]

Felicity positive. I was not trying to humiliate you. I just thought it would be nice to have a special guest star in the photo too.

[Sarah Colonna]

Hey, guys, can we, like, have us be able to approve the picture before we post it? I know, because no one shows it to us anymore. They just throw it on us.

[Jeff Lewis]

Cian doesn't give up.

[Sarah Colonna]

We don't have a face app. We don't have any filters on anymore. Whatever happened to that? I don't look at my feet. I look like I'm pigeon toed when

[Chloe]

we have social media girls.

[Sarah Colonna]

This is really true.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, you're right. Your feet do look weird.

[Sarah Colonna]

My feet look real weird.

[Chloe]

Why are you facing that?

[Sarah Colonna]

I have a bulge. It's kind of like a cat camel toe. Like, it's not gonna.

[Joey Zauczyk]

My shirt needs to be above my waist. Why did you tuck my waist?

[Sarah Colonna]

I didn't tuck this morning. I was too rushed.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I needed to tuck or do something. Why are we looking at this? Take it down.

[Sarah Colonna]

Take it down.

[Jeff Lewis]

I actually think it's a nice color.

[Announcer]

Jameson.

[Sarah Colonna]

Did Sarah really look good to get, like, our colors? We're always in sync.

[Joey Zauczyk]

We're in sync.

[Jeff Lewis]

He would look nice in that shirt too. The shirt you were wearing.

[Chloe]

Jameson, I'm afraid.

[Caller]

Sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can somebody look up redheads?

[Chloe]

I did.

[Sarah Colonna]

Baby blue is a really good redhead color.

[Chloe]

Effortlessstyle.com says go green. All redheads should have green in their closet. Most shades are instantly flattering.

[Keon]

Earth Tones, greens, Browns are great for red.

[Jeff Lewis]

I really think that light blue would look great on you.

[Chloe]

I think it might wash him out.

[Sarah Colonna]

A light blue with a brow. Like a brow outfit.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I'm gonna Google image his sweater and see what color it is.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, God.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, thank you, Sarah. Because I don't really know the color.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I think it's perfect.

[Keon]

I had to dress professional today because we have a big day today.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, I know. So here's the thing. So we have the CEO coming in today, Jennifer Witts, which I'm on good

[Sarah Colonna]

terms with her shout out. Jennifer.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's coming in at 2 o' clock today and there's a big meeting on the seventh floor. I heard.

[Chloe]

Is there food? Is there food?

[Jeff Lewis]

We'll be long gone.

[Keon]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So it's fine. We're not gonna. No, we should not. So Jameson sends us a group text last night. You, me, Keon. Oh, wait, heads up. You know, CEO's coming in. I go. You're the one that has been completely, like, inconsistent, unhinged, defensive. You've had all these emotional outbursts recently, like, check yourself. Don't worry about us, Jameson.

[Keon]

I feel confident going into this meeting. What could possibly go wrong?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, we're not going to that meeting. I don't think talent's supposed to be at that meeting, right?

[Keon]

No, no, no. I just. I didn't know what time she was gonna get here. So in the event that you ran into her, I wanted to make sure you had the heads up.

[Chloe]

Is there catered lunch for you at the meeting?

[Sarah Colonna]

It says refreshments, which means like a fruit plate.

[Jeff Lewis]

And like, not even that.

[Sarah Colonna]

No booze, baby.

[Keon]

It might even have said light.

[Jeff Lewis]

Bevy water.

[Sarah Colonna]

Bevy water from the machine.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Bring your own refreshment from downstairs.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait till Jennifer has to walk up those stairs in her heels. Cause of the broken. Maybe the elevator get fixed now.

[Sarah Colonna]

The elevator's still broken.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you kidding?

[Sarah Colonna]

This is a mess.

[Joey Zauczyk]

That's why we went all the way down and came all the way back up.

[Sarah Colonna]

This is a mess.

[Jeff Lewis]

Weeks, weeks, weeks.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's not that hard to fix an elevator.

[Chloe]

I feel like Joey could do it.

[Sarah Colonna]

Just reattach it. I could probably go take it. Just reattach the pulley and call it a day.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I'm definitely taking the stairs if you fix the elevator.

[Keon]

Hell yeah. He's a personality, a speller. And a technician.

[Joey Zauczyk]

And a technician.

[Sarah Colonna]

I actually am really, really handy around the house.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why is it so hard to fix that elevator? I don't know.

[Chloe]

I mean. I mean, really, every place I'VE lived that has issues with them. It takes months and months for elevators.

[Sarah Colonna]

My building always has one elevator down.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It's ridiculous. I will say you want them to get the right part. You don't want them to be like, oh, we got, you know, the knockoff version part.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's not to be messed around with.

[Keon]

Apparently they're wait. According to Qian, they're waiting for a part to come in from China. Gong.

[Jeff Lewis]

I want you to have a partnership, Joey, with Waba Grill.

[Sarah Colonna]

Waba Grill.

[Jeff Lewis]

It is my new favorite obsession. I realized I have.

[Sarah Colonna]

Write that down.

[Jeff Lewis]

I have a passion for chicken and rice. Oh, a chicken rice bowl. I lose the vegetables. I'm not wasting. I'm not wasting anything on a vegetable.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Is that W A b A Waba

[Sarah Colonna]

grill up on the rice?

[Chloe]

Honey, the one that we go to is on Sunset and La Brea.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, do they have teriyaki? I think John orders.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's delicious.

[Joey Zauczyk]

John likes that teriyaki.

[Jeff Lewis]

It is fresh. Thank you.

[Sarah Colonna]

Shout out waba.

[Chloe]

Jeff's obsessions with chicken and rice bowl. It's just like, it's who he is.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I love a chicken and rice bowl.

[Sarah Colonna]

What's the sauce? I need to know about the sauce.

[Jeff Lewis]

I do the teriyaki sauce, but then I also add soy sauce. I do a ton of salt and pepper.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oink.

[Caller]

It is.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know, but if I just eat that one meal a day.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, but I like chicken. Listen, that's how you build muscle. Look at those guns. It's working for you. Not really.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think I feel like I'm shrinking.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I really love chicken.

[Jeff Lewis]

I strongly recommend waba.

[Sarah Colonna]

I like Waba because it looks like it's just straight to the point.

[Chloe]

It is.

[Sarah Colonna]

You got to your base, you got your protein, you got your plate. Straight to the point.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're absolutely right. It's a very simplistic menu. It's easy.

[Sarah Colonna]

I need that kind of reminds me of a Benihana almost.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you want shrimp? Do you want veggies? Do you want chicken? Have you had waba yet?

[Keon]

I haven't, but I would be into this.

[Chloe]

I'm surprised.

[Jeff Lewis]

It might be good because it's, you know, it's plain food.

[Keon]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

And it's good for your constitution.

[Keon]

Thank you.

[Sarah Colonna]

I'm going to do a Waba review on my Instagram.

[Jeff Lewis]

Will you?

[Sarah Colonna]

I will.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Okay.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah. Let's see if they. Let's see if we can tackle fresh chicken.

[Joey Zauczyk]

No Chipotle bullshit, right? Ooh, yeah, right.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay. Chipotle is fresh, okay?

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't think so.

[Sarah Colonna]

The New honey hot chicken to die for.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sarah has a theory on the chicken.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah. It's like, whatever. They own another chain. I forget what one. And the good chicken goes to that. And then they give you all the extra parts and take it to Chipotle.

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, Chipotle's not hiring you for their super bowl.

[Jeff Lewis]

I won't rest. I won't rest until they close their doors.

[Sarah Colonna]

I love you, Chipot.

[Chloe]

With integrity is what they say.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know about that.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's very, very. Have you ever gone to a chipotle and watched them cook the chicken in front of you? It's like, table.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It's all dark. It's thigh. It's not. I don't. I like.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't think it's real.

[Sarah Colonna]

Beggars can't be choosers. It's like, we can't have waba.

[Jeff Lewis]

You got to get.

[Joey Zauczyk]

All right, I'll go to waba.

[Jeff Lewis]

I want to buy a waba.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, can you see?

[Sarah Colonna]

You don't know what kind of chickens and waba.

[Chloe]

I know. It's delicious.

[Jeff Lewis]

It is good. It's fresh chicken.

[Sarah Colonna]

That shaved, dark, kind of weird looking meat.

[Jeff Lewis]

Remember how I wanted flame, bro?

[Chloe]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And they were all closing.

[Chloe]

They don't have them around us. So I said, we need to get waba. Because when I was at the condo, I would get that all the time.

[Sarah Colonna]

I'm getting waba stuff.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Who used to have a really good bowl? Chicken and rice bowl was Wahoo's.

[Chloe]

Who's Wahoo?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Wahoo's fish tacos. But I would get the chicken. Wahoos was really good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do we have a Wahoos?

[Chloe]

I've never heard of Wahoos.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know where you need to go? To Sharkey's on Ventura. Have you been to Sharkey's?

[Sarah Colonna]

I've never been to Sharkey's.

[Jeff Lewis]

Delicious. Also fresh. Lot fresher than Chipotle. Sorry.

[Sarah Colonna]

Chloe, write that down.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sharkies.

[Sarah Colonna]

Sharkies.

[Joey Zauczyk]

He's talking to his assistant to write down places to eat.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm so hungry because I'm fasting for pre nouveau today.

[Sarah Colonna]

Honey, Pre nouveau is so three years ago. It's all about Corviva.

[Jeff Lewis]

It is not about Corviva. It's about Prenuvo.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, okay.

[Sarah Colonna]

Actually, you're right. Corviva. Do we like Corviva at Chloe? Not really. Corviva was like, fine. But the best thing about Corviva was that they gave you the results on hand the same day.

[Chloe]

I don't trust it. I want someone to look at these and.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Exactly.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

I want a doctor.

[Sarah Colonna]

A doctor was there a physician was there looking through my thing, but he said everything was fine.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't want him to rush my results or Joey. I want Joey reading my results.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, that would be amazing. You have to have him come on and read your results when you get up.

[Sarah Colonna]

I'm doing the brain scan as well, because you should get your brain scan. They said my brain was very even keeled.

[Jeff Lewis]

Were they surprised at how small it was?

[Sarah Colonna]

Yes, he was surprised. He goes, huh, it's weird. It's very even keeled and healthy.

[Chloe]

I was like, such a big thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you have a healthy brain.

[Sarah Colonna]

I have a very healthy. Even keeled. Even keeled. Even keeled.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I don't know if you can tell by looking at a brain that it's even keeled.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, they can. They're professionals.

[Sarah Colonna]

They're professionals. These are core of it had two green at Carvanho. Listen, they said it was even keeled, and I'm gonna go with it.

[Jeff Lewis]

So did they find anything besides the small brain?

[Sarah Colonna]

No, I'm just kidding now. Nothing. They said I was perfectly healthy.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is my third prenatal.

[Sarah Colonna]

We didn't go through.

[Joey Zauczyk]

And what is it? You get it every year, right?

[Sarah Colonna]

Good for you, Jeff. You should be doing that sometimes.

[Jeff Lewis]

We love it at my age. Once you finish the sentence at your age, Jeff, you should really be doing it more often. You should be doing it it every other week.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Everyone should do it at least twice a year. I haven't done it. Do we have a code code, Jeff?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

500 off.

[Chloe]

Do prenovo.com code or prenova.com, jeff. I think it's 300 off.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know if your brain is even.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, my corviva.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It's probably too big for their. Oh, look at the big brain.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, you're gonna have to do the big MRI machine.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah, they're gonna be like, for the big brain.

[Keon]

I was just doing a little bit of a deep dive into waba grill. Their sauces are waba sweet chili, boom boom. Or garlic serrano.

[Jeff Lewis]

What do we do?

[Chloe]

We just do waba, which is the classic toyo.

[Jeff Lewis]

I didn't hear about the boom boom.

[Chloe]

I want a boom boom.

[Sarah Colonna]

I want a boom. Stay away from the boom boom. Get me the boom boom.

[Joey Zauczyk]

No boom boom.

[Keon]

No, no, no.

[Joey Zauczyk]

For me, no boom boom.

[Jeff Lewis]

Tell the girls here what happened with the dumplings yesterday.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, no.

[Chloe]

So Jeff and I get the chicken and rice bowls, but Justin, the Christian bookkeeper, gets the Chicken plate. And that includes salad and three pork dumplings. And he's got it. This is probably the fourth or fifth time that we've done it. And the three of us are sitting at the island about to eat, and he goes to eat the dumpling. He goes, oh, I can't eat this dumpling.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can't eat pork.

[Chloe]

And I was like, why? He's like, I don't eat pork. I was like, why? He said, cause he's Christian. I was like, why? Are you, like, Jewish or something? He said, yeah, I'm gonna start.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's gonna convert.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, I'm gonna start now.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's gonna convert.

[Chloe]

Oh, he said he's gonna be both.

[Jeff Lewis]

But here's the thing. He has been bringing Bible verses, which I have to talk to Marlo about this. He's bringing a bunch of Bible verses and handing them out at lunchtime for my houseke. So he's basically running a Bible study at lunchtime. And then he's also printing them out in Spanish, which I think is considerate. But I asked Maria. I go, are you offended by that or you care? She goes, no, I like reading him. And then I asked Aurora and she said she was okay. I just have to ask Ruth, but I don't know. I don't think you're allowed to do that.

[Sarah Colonna]

I think it's fine. It depends on the verse.

[Keon]

Are they asking for them?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, no. He's showing up with his verses and he's passing them out at lunch.

[Keon]

I mean, they're crusades.

[Jeff Lewis]

Have you witnessed that, Keyan?

[Sarah Colonna]

Why is that not allowed?

[Jeff Lewis]

Does he give you. You could read the Bible?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Well, there's nothing wrong with it, but it's just if you're not. If that's not what you practice, then it can be a little bit weird. But some people don't care. But some people might care. Yeah, I don't think it's worked.

[Jeff Lewis]

Keon, have you witnessed this? Yeah, I mean, I'm the one.

[Chloe]

I'm the one that told you.

[Keon]

It's crazy.

[Jeff Lewis]

Super inappropriate. This is weird little table vibe that goes on at lunch where they're all, like, take out their little flyers and pieces of paper and they're like, reading these verses.

[Chloe]

That's so sweet.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, it's very distracting. Do they feel obligated to read because he prints them out and brings them. Yeah, that's what I was wondering. He'll stare at you until you read it.

[Chloe]

Probably.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, and then he probably wants to talk about it.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Like how it makes sense.

[Sarah Colonna]

He has a Roundtable discussion about the Bible study verse.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

We had. I really like him. I really do, and I'm really hoping for the best. But, you know, he's a little. Which I've just discussed with him, you know, Know, he's not totally focused and he gets distracted easily and he's made some mistakes, but I do think he's very bright, and when he's on, he's on. However, I have already told him and Shane, you have witnessed this. Thank God you were there as a witness, because I have said it five times. He's like, well, hopefully, you know, in, you know, in October, when I get my review that I'll get a raise. I go, justin, you're not getting a raise. I go, you're not going to get a raise. I go, and it's not that I can't afford to give you a raise. I won't give you a raise. I said, because you have to go a long period of time without making mistakes. I go, you just made two last week and you got written up. I said, so then he went and got a new apartment. And he's like, well, I'm hoping, you know, he said it to me again yesterday, and I just told him on Friday, you're not getting a raise. So then yesterday he says, well, I'm, you know, I'm hoping in October I just get a little bit of a race. No race. There's no race. You're not getting a race. And then you. You heard it.

[Chloe]

Yeah, no, I'm. And he keeps bringing it.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's bringing up. You're not manifesting this. This is not happening. We can keep talking about it over and over and over again, but until you can demonstrate that you can go months and months and months without making mistakes or getting written up. We're not talking about a race.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joey Zauczyk]

And just saying it to the person

[Sarah Colonna]

over and over, that's really, like, I'm surprised about that. That's a lot.

[Jeff Lewis]

So then he's, you know, he rents this apartment, which he cannot afford, and he's like, I don't know what I'm gonna do. I might have to get, like, a job on Saturdays or do this. He goes. I go, I don't think that was a good decision. I said, we discussed this. And I said, you need to wait. And he goes, well, I got a message from Jesus and he told me that I need to move. And look, I understand his home situation. I said, I get it. I have 150% agree you need to move. I Said, but I think you misinterpreted Jesus's message, because Jesus. Jesus did not say, go rent a studio apartment for $2,100 a month. All Jesus said to you was that you need to get out. I said, so you should have rented a room or got something that you could afford. I'm just saying.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You sure it wasn't a note from his landlord?

[Chloe]

Jesus,

[Joey Zauczyk]

You need to

[Keon]

get the apartment sign to your lease.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you witnessed it all?

[Chloe]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you also tried to give him advice about raises.

[Chloe]

I told him to stop. I said, stop asking. I said, just, yeah, don't ask. Just earn it. Just do the work, and then he'll notice it, respond so much more to, like, hard work and earning it versus asking and asking and asking. He's like, oh, yeah, okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, Sean in West Virginia, line one. Shut up, Sarah. What's up, Sean?

[Caller]

Hey.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hi. What's your comment? Question?

[Sarah Colonna]

Concern?

[Caller]

Oh, I. I'm like, I'm listening to the live show, and I'm listening to you all at the same time. I'm like, oh, my God. And my comment?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, what's your comment, Sean?

[Caller]

My comment is, how does Shane deal with a boss that's up his ass all the time? Because I have two, and I have two bosses. One is always up my ass, and the other one is, like, really laid back. Like, how do you. You know, how do you.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Are you at work right now, Sean?

[Sarah Colonna]

Sean, what are you up to right now? You're on an early vacay, honey.

[Joey Zauczyk]

This might be why they're up your ass.

[Caller]

No, not at my ass right now. No. I work overnight, and so I've been off work for, like, three or four hours now.

[Joey Zauczyk]

So you're in happy hour time right now?

[Caller]

Yeah, I am happy hour work with you haven't.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sean, have you been drinking?

[Caller]

Yes, I have. Yes. I've had a cocktail. Yeah?

[Sarah Colonna]

What'd you have? What'd you have, like a martini or something? Some big guy.

[Joey Zauczyk]

What didn't he have?

[Caller]

No. Is it the flavored vodka that I like or whatever flavor?

[Chloe]

Yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

All right.

[Chloe]

Cheers.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, well, enjoy your morning, Sean. Thank you. Do you want to answer the question? How do you work for such an asshole?

[Chloe]

Just flavored vodka.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why are you laughing?

[Chloe]

Over there,

[Joey Zauczyk]

Jameson's just giggling.

[Jeff Lewis]

You just drink.

[Chloe]

We have fun.

[Keon]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you, Sean.

[Sarah Colonna]

Enjoy.

[Chloe]

Cheers.

[Sarah Colonna]

Love you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Patrick in Florida, line two. Hey, Patrick. Hopefully you're sober, Jeff.

[Sarah Colonna]

It turns out I am for once. But as a chump, I feel obligated to drink on occasion.

[Caller]

Jeff.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Sarah Colonna]

Justin.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Caller]

Do not allow him to pass out his materials at work.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know.

[Caller]

Because the law can perceive that you condone that behavior.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right.

[Sarah Colonna]

And therefore.

[Caller]

And other people might not feel comfortable

[Sarah Colonna]

bringing up that they don't want.

[Caller]

So just a little advice from an

[Sarah Colonna]

HR guy for a long time.

[Jeff Lewis]

I appreciate it, Patrick. In fact, I know that when Marlo hears this, she's gonna call me anyway.

[Chloe]

Patrick said therefore, so I trust him.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's smart. He's a smart chump.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Big words.

[Sarah Colonna]

Definitely.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you, Patrick.

[Caller]

I appreciate.

[Chloe]

Shout out Patrick.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, Joey, is it TR that you have said that you claim that gays walk faster than straight people?

[Sarah Colonna]

Absolutely. It's the gay walk. We're at least two steps ahead of you. Caffeinated gay. You're gonna be cutting the time in half.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I don't know. I walk really fast.

[Sarah Colonna]

No, you can't keep up with me, honey. Oh, I'll fuck you up after a cold brew. Let's go.

[Joey Zauczyk]

How dare you?

[Sarah Colonna]

Let's go.

[Joey Zauczyk]

John can barely keep up with me.

[Sarah Colonna]

If it says I'm gonna, it's gonna take.

[Chloe]

That's very strange.

[Sarah Colonna]

I left an event. It said it was gonna take me an hour. Chugged a cold brew, walked home. I got there in 32 minutes.

[Chloe]

Where did you walk an hour?

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, from running into my house.

[Keon]

Wow.

[Joey Zauczyk]

We're gonna have a walk off down

[Sarah Colonna]

the hallway because I wanted to digest my food and I'm trying to get snatched for my orca.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, for your birthday.

[Sarah Colonna]

For my birthday trip.

[Chloe]

When is your birthday trip?

[Sarah Colonna]

It's gonna be the 15th through the 23rd.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Of what?

[Sarah Colonna]

And then I'll go to Paris for a little bit maybe. But now I have a shoot on the 14th, so everything's getting messed up.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Of what month?

[Sarah Colonna]

July. You should know this.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, we should all know.

[Sarah Colonna]

When your birthday. You should all know. No, when is it? Everybody else on the chump group chat is texting everyone else because I've been out of the group and out of the loop for a little bit.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think they put you back on the. Do they put him back on there?

[Sarah Colonna]

Honey, I never left.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You're on there.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, when is your birthday exactly?

[Sarah Colonna]

July 21st.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. If we don't see you, happy birthday.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Happy birthday.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, you'll see me before then.

[Chloe]

Maybe my Evite tomorrow. I got lost in the mound.

[Sarah Colonna]

Anyone can come. I rented a beautiful home. Really? I did.

[Jeff Lewis]

How nice.

[Sarah Colonna]

On the water. It's in Pauma. I have no idea. I've never been there before. But it's gonna be cute.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It's supposed to be really Pretty.

[Jeff Lewis]

How many people are going?

[Sarah Colonna]

So it's like my best friend Ed, his boyfriend. My best friend Eric. His boyfriend. Me and

[Caller]

boyfriend?

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, no, no boyfriend.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, you.

[Sarah Colonna]

I don't have a boyfriend. I'm very single right now.

[Jeff Lewis]

You and a date. You and a date.

[Sarah Colonna]

Possibly not.

[Joey Zauczyk]

If you're bringing a date to Mallorca, that's a pretty serious date.

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, he lives half the time here, half the time Paris. But I think that I need to like, I really do. I'm starting. Oh God. Chloe's gonna call me out like, be like, what the fuck? You're lying, bitch. I do kinda like.

[Jeff Lewis]

Chloe is Joey's assistant, everybody. And we're trying to figure out what she actually does.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yes, she just.

[Sarah Colonna]

She does everything.

[Joey Zauczyk]

She just answers questions when he says. Right.

[Sarah Colonna]

No, you guys, I'm very disorganized. We know that. So she keeps me organized, she does my calendar, she helps me with my interviews. It's nice to have someone to bounce ideas about with content. Packs my suitcases, unpacks my suitcases. Makes sure the house is organized. Puts all the.

[Jeff Lewis]

Gives you your bottle, changes your diaper.

[Sarah Colonna]

Changes my diaper. Like she's got me. Okay, but honestly I am single right now and I'm loving it.

[Joey Zauczyk]

But you're bringing a guy to Mallorca.

[Sarah Colonna]

I don't know yet because he wants to come, but I'm thinking about it right now.

[Chloe]

There's too many things in the air for this trip. It's in two weeks.

[Sarah Colonna]

But he's in Paris already, so he might just come for like three.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, well that's easy. Okay, so somebody's just coming for a few days.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's a hundred dollar flight from EasyJet. He's, you know, and he wants me to come back to Paris with him. But I don't know. I don't know if I'm ready. I still love my.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean easyjet100dol well yeah, I still love my ex. You know, I have a couple gays in my neighborhood and they do walk fast.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You walk fast, don't you?

[Jeff Lewis]

I walk fast too.

[Sarah Colonna]

You walk really fast.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I walk really fast.

[Jeff Lewis]

You might be onto something. Why do gays walk fast? I think cause we're trying to burn more calories.

[Sarah Colonna]

Maybe because we're intentional with it. So we want to burn it. Calories.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're right.

[Sarah Colonna]

We're engaging the core. Squeezing the ass.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I wouldn't go that far. But I am. But I tell co. I tell Toby, I'm like, pick it up, Toby. We're not gonna Be sniffing.

[Chloe]

He's straight for 45.

[Sarah Colonna]

You're right.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right? He is.

[Sarah Colonna]

When we're walking with a group, Jeff, if you notice, it's always me and you in the front and everyone's behind us.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sarah's not too far behind.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I'm very fast.

[Sarah Colonna]

She's actually fast, too. Like when we went to. What was it? Horror Nights, Halloween, whatever. Yeah, we were really chucking ass.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You put me in a crowd. I walk real fasting ass.

[Sarah Colonna]

We were. What is that again?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Chucking ass.

[Jeff Lewis]

I want to do Halloween Horror Nights again.

[Sarah Colonna]

I would love to.

[Jeff Lewis]

How many people did we bring?

[Chloe]

I think it's 24. It's a lot.

[Jeff Lewis]

So we had two groups.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You didn't do it last year, right?

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Chloe]

Yeah, we all went without you.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I follow you on Instagram. I would have known.

[Jeff Lewis]

I have to tell you, you heard that San Diego sold out, like, in under 24 hours. Now you're not on. You're not on the roster.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I'm not because I'm at show. I'm doing a show in Batavia, Illinois, that night.

[Sarah Colonna]

I've been getting a lot of messages

[Jeff Lewis]

about this, but San Francisco took a little. I mean, you are in the lineup of San Francisco. You claimed that we sold out of you. Now, it did take a couple of days to sell. And then now all of a sudden, we replace you with crystal for San Diego sells out in 22 hours.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Do you remember when I'm willing and able. Do you remember when 50 Cent bought out the first 200 tickets of the Ja Rule concert so he would have to play to an empty crowd? That's what I did to you.

[Chloe]

It's like hacks.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It's like just the very famous Jeff Lewis, Sarah Colona feud.

[Sarah Colonna]

Guys, am I ever going to come back to a live show?

[Jeff Lewis]

No. The best dancers from across the globe are about to join me for the audition of a lifetime.

[Announcer]

Abc, Monday. Do they have what it takes to compete and be the next Dancing with the Stars pro? I'm here to win.

[Sarah Colonna]

Nothing is going to stop me.

[Announcer]

Our star judges will decide.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is what hunger looks like.

[Announcer]

It was 100 the wrong choice. Robert Irwin hosts.

[Jeff Lewis]

The next era of ballroom starts right here on Dancing with the Stars.

[Caller]

The next Pro.

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[Joey Zauczyk]

I sure did. Tomorrow night actually I'm at the Irvine Improv. That was a last minute ad, so come see me. July 2nd at the Irvine Improv the 3rd through the 9th in Vegas 27th in Nashville, Tennessee this September 24th through the 26th Batavia, Illinois. You can fly there instead of going to The Belly Up October 29th in Omaha November 12th Albany December 17th Columb Columbus, Ohio Sarah Colonna.com thank you.

[Sarah Colonna]

Good for you.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I do need to mention that whether you're going to the San Francisco show or the San Diego show, you absolutely need a small bag that's stadium compliant. But it's also fashionable where you can put in your lip gloss, your credit card, your driver's license, a little cash code.

[Joey Zauczyk]

[e-mail] and I just went to the World cup and breezed right through Security

[Jeff Lewis]

using Mine Stadium compliant. Fashionable handbags.

[Sarah Colonna]

Look at those babies. Maybe I'll make an appearance on one of the live shows. You never know. Go.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, God, we need security.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, you never know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now you've got your 10 year anniversary.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

That is on the 9th.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yes, July 9th.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you will be in Cabo.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yes. Yes, I'm gonna be in Cabo. And so is Joey. He's coming with us to celebrate.

[Sarah Colonna]

I am? We're gonna be doing a little celebration

[Jeff Lewis]

at Las Ventanas Bantanas. Are you getting diamonds?

[Joey Zauczyk]

No, we're not doing gifts, we're just doing the trip.

[Chloe]

Do you think he's gonna surprise you with a gift?

[Jeff Lewis]

This is a 10 year anniversary. This is big. You need a big gift.

[Sarah Colonna]

No, I know she has enough diamonds. Look at her, she's dripping.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why would you say no? No diamond tennis necklace.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I have a diamond tennis bracelet.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, you need the matching necklace.

[Jeff Lewis]

You gotta have the necklace. I wear it every day.

[Sarah Colonna]

You gotta pop over to 14 karats, babe.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah, we said just the trip is gonna be our gift.

[Chloe]

That's nice. Yeah, we love it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'd be really disappointed.

[Sarah Colonna]

Me too.

[Jeff Lewis]

If after 10 years you got nothing. Even if you say, oh, I don't want anything, he still needs to get something. Does he listen to the show?

[Joey Zauczyk]

He does. He's probably 14 karat.

[Jeff Lewis]

Beverly Hills. Don't skimp. Get a nice big diamond tennis necklace.

[Sarah Colonna]

And it's gotta be now or never. Cause they're not open every day. So you have about two days to purchase. But you guys just bought a house. What do you mean they're not open?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, they bought a house years ago and they have tons of money.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay, well then if you have tons of money, John's gonna ask me to

[Joey Zauczyk]

quit doing the show after that.

[Sarah Colonna]

Get the diamond tennis bracelet, babe.

[Jeff Lewis]

So last night. Yes, I went to the Shane. And I went to the 20th. It's the Real Housewives of Orange County 20th season premiere party, right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

When does it actually premiere?

[Chloe]

July 9th, I think. For Sarah's anniversary.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh my God.

[Keon]

Yeah.

[Joey Zauczyk]

That was it. Yeah, that's why they're doing it. That night it was.

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey, you were not there because they didn't. We've discussed this. There were a lot of people there. Like blogs, press, all of that. You weren't there because you weren't being paid.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, they couldn't come up with a rate that we could agree upon.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I asked you. Mm, interesting. Okay, so I was there. Cause I'm pressed.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, you are. You're an influencer. Too.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Where was.

[Jeff Lewis]

Was actually really nicely done. It was at the Universal lot. On the lot.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, fun.

[Sarah Colonna]

That's chic.

[Jeff Lewis]

Really nice theater. They had a panel and there was a few Housewives from season one and then all the Housewives from season 20.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, that's fun.

[Jeff Lewis]

And it was actually. I thought it was really great. I thought it was very well done. I thought the party was really nice. I ran into Annie, so I guess they came to a rate.

[Sarah Colonna]

Wow. They became like, she did it for free. She wanted to be on that Universal lot.

[Caller]

No gay.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I was kind of sitting towards the back. Cause I was a bit. I was a little late and I was looking up and I was like, proud of her. She was, I think in row two or three and she was one with. With all the bloggers and, you know, the influencers. She looked very cute. I spoke, I'm very professional.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I spoke to her afterwards and you know, we, we, you know, we were asking each other how we're doing. And then before she walked away, I said, I want to give you some unsolicited fatherly advice.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, God.

[Jeff Lewis]

I said, you need to figure out what business you're in. And I said, I think, I think you are talented. I think you're very good at what you do. I said, I think you need to focus on your business. I said, cooking in your bikini is not. I don't think it is the look that you ultimately want. I said, what I'd like to see is you here at this big splashy event working. That interests me. But I go, it seems a little. I go, I know someone else is doing something like this right now. And I go, it seems, it feels. And I just. I go, I'm gonna refer to this person, but it feels desperate and thirsty. And it looks to me like this person is spiraling and desperately trying to get something.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, my God, you found my cooking bikini blog.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is it still only because I blocked him. I blocked him. But people have been sending me these reels and I was like, I always. My dad used to ask me all the time. He's like, what business do you in? What business are you in? What is, what is the purpose of this? So I think that, like, non stop. So when I, When. So someone sent me a stew reel and he's sitting there in his underwear and he's like, what? This is what I'm going to wear today to go nowhere. And I thought, what business are you in? I thought you were a chef. Because if I'm, you know, if I'm looking to hire a chef. I want someone who's professional. Are you a chef or are you on Only Fans?

[Sarah Colonna]

He needs to pack it up.

[Jeff Lewis]

I use that as an example with Ann. I said, you have a gift. You have a career. You have a profession. Focus on that. Now, I don't mind seeing you pull an outfit to get ready for the 20th. You know, the 20th season anniversary premiere party. That interests me. But, you know, cooking mashed potatoes in your bikini is not really the look I think. And this was all unsolicited, by the way.

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, this is the thing is like, someone who does this for a living and someone who's done it for a almost 10 years. It's like, you have to pick something and make it work. You can't be all over the place because then you don't get an audience. Cause everyone's like. Like you said, everyone's like, what am I watching? Where am I going with this? And then it's like with the Stu thing, it's like, we know why you're starting to take your clothes off. Because you're desperate. Cause your views are dropping. You have to stick to one thing and gain an audience that way. Because once you start straying and everyone's like, well, what am I watching here? People drop off.

[Chloe]

We follow Sarah for cat content and cat content exclusively.

[Sarah Colonna]

I love your content, by the way.

[Chloe]

Thanks for having me.

[Keon]

Was any reception?

[Jeff Lewis]

She really was. And then I just thought to myself, where the fuck are your parents? Why do I have to be your parent? You know what I mean? Like, aren't your parents. Your parents should be giving you sound advice, but they're not in the business.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah, they may not know that. Like, they may think, oh, it's all.

[Chloe]

It's all.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah, it's all, like, you know, connected. They may not realize, but that is really good advice because it's nice saying this. Like, do this one thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

I love Annie. I really do. I'm invested in her. I want her to do well. I just feel like some of these posts recently have been really sad, you know, And I just. I just really want her to get back on track.

[Chloe]

Well, and now we're on the other side of it, where we are looking at new candidates and we go on their Instagrams and it's like, this isn't someone who can work in a professional environment.

[Jeff Lewis]

Actually, I don't like that girl. That girl that you talk to. There's another girl that I forward it to you.

[Chloe]

I reach out to her.

[Jeff Lewis]

So if anyone is you Know if you, if you're interested in doing social media, if you feel like, you know, if you've got the experience doing reels and posting, please reach out to us because we're looking for.

[Sarah Colonna]

You need someone creative that's able to like also come up with the concepts and also like put it, put the whole reel together from top to bottom. Emphasis on the top to bottom.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I, okay, I, I, I said to Shane, you know, some of those videos, if Monroe, if I saw Monroe mixing some food in the kitchen in her bikini, I would be driving 100 miles an hour over to that house to fucking yank that phone away from her.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Well, that's your fatherly instinct. But I think, I mean, I don't think what she's doing, I don't think that's a bad thing really. It's just that if it's not the lane, if she's not picking a lane, like wanting to do.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh no. Oh, oh no.

[Jeff Lewis]

So the reason I'm bringing this up is because I do want her to get back on track.

[Chloe]

Her hair looks gorgeous.

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, she also needs to know the algorithm does not like a bikini or bathing suit. You are going to get put pushed down.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you serious?

[Sarah Colonna]

Absolutely. It's like basically like it's, you're gonna just get at least hit with the 18 plus. That's why I said, which takes away half or 21 plus. Like they put it into the adult section, then you don't get any views, which is why that has 150 likes or whatever.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why can't you, you know, look pretty, talk about your outfits, but then show us what you're doing today.

[Sarah Colonna]

The algorithm wants, especially nowadays, authenticity and face to camera body and onlyfans stuff only works if you've already garnered that audience and you've had an onlyfans with a cult following because then you have the, you're not gonna gain new followers. The thirst trap of it all is a thing in the past.

[Joey Zauczyk]

That must be why my thirst traps aren't working.

[Sarah Colonna]

That's why they ain't working too late.

[Joey Zauczyk]

They're too late.

[Jeff Lewis]

I like people in, you know, working like if they're passionate about what they do and you know, you're very good at what you do. Very good at what you do.

[Sarah Colonna]

Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I think it's just like a natural, I mean, I think you connect with your audience. It's just naturally.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, I love my audience and I know what they like to see, but I also know what I want to put out there. And it's Always changing. And I'm going through a transition period. I'm not going through a transition. I'm going through a transition period with my business, where it's finding out what is next.

[Joey Zauczyk]

But your personality is always the same.

[Sarah Colonna]

My personality is always going to be the same, but it's about how to show that personality more online.

[Jeff Lewis]

So last night, the panel, speaking of authenticity, last night on the panel, I thought, I'm gonna just say, all the girls look gorgeous. Everybody. Emily looked fantastic. You know, even Gina was able to clean up. So everybody looked great. So what? And I'm looking at it, and, you know, 20 years is a long time. And I'm looking at Vicky and Heather Dubrow and Shannon and Tamara, and I'm like, God, these girls have been here forever. Why? Because they are so. Really. They open up their lives. They're true, they're authentic, and they have interesting lives. So then somebody had asked Gina what's. So I hear you're engaged. Congrats, everyone. Everybody. So what's going. So tell us, how's the planning? And do you have any ideas where you're getting married? She's like, oh, I'm not a planner, and we haven't really discussed it, so. And then the girl starts pushing a little bit, so she goes, you don't know if you want a small ceremony or a large ceremony, and. And I'm like, my bullshit meter just started, like, in my head alarms. And I'm like, oh, this is a storyline for season 20. Is anyone else seeing this or is it just me? Because I'm sorry. If your boyfriend, who you love, proposes to you and this is an exciting event, don't you start at least talking about what we're doing.

[Sarah Colonna]

Mm.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, so you just think it's all bullshit.

[Jeff Lewis]

I will bet $1,000 she doesn't get married.

[Chloe]

Married.

[Sarah Colonna]

I agree with that. She's she.

[Jeff Lewis]

Unless they give her another season and pay for it. Yeah, it's just. It feels like bullshit to me. And I already had heard the rumors that, you know, they really didn't break up. Remember the season where he moved out?

[Chloe]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

I heard that was a stunt for camera. And then all of a sudden, we're doing well in the gated group. We bought a new house, rented it. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I just. I just think it's bullshit.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I think you might be right.

[Sarah Colonna]

I agree with you.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah. Because you would definitely start at least planning it or talking about it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, Annie Sharp. So good to see you last night. Thank you. For the advice, Papa.

[Keon]

Aw.

[Jeff Lewis]

So hopefully she's listening.

[Joey Zauczyk]

That sounds like she is. Maybe to the show right now, too.

[Jeff Lewis]

Courtney in Georgia, line three. Hi, Courtney.

[Caller]

Good afternoon, Jeff. How are you?

[Keon]

Good.

[Caller]

Well, I wasn't calling to talk about this, but I am so glad that you and Annie are still friends and that. And I love the advice you gave her. Bravo. Excellent. Excellent. Thank you. But what I was calling about is that I don't know if it's your accountant that's handing out pamphlets or Bible verses.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. Do you want one? Courtney?

[Caller]

I just think that I would love one for you. I could probably claim for you, but. But I just think maybe quietly. Maybe you just quietly hand them out to whomever is there. They could choose to read them at their leisure. Yes, if they so choose to. But I mean, Jeff, I'd rather err on the side of God and be maybe, you know, maybe not politically correct, but just maybe. Maybe let it go for a little bit. Just let it go and let it happen.

[Jeff Lewis]

Actually, it does not bother me, Courtney, but I have to. As an employer, I have to ask people like, are you okay with this? Are you comfortable with this? Because I don't want some sort of lawsuit. But to be honest with you, you know, he talks to Monroe a little bit about God and she's kind of. Yes, God, it's sweet. Yeah, I think it's really sweet. I don't. I personally don't mind it. And some of the things that he. He talks about, I resonate. It resonates with me. But I understand that's not everyone's jam,

[Joey Zauczyk]

just from like an HR point of view. Therefore, you have to feel better.

[Keon]

I think Patrick made a great point. You might not be bothered, but some of your employees might be.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's why I asked.

[Keon]

And they might not feel comfortable.

[Jeff Lewis]

I asked Maria today. She's religious. She said it was fine. I asked Aurora yesterday. I have to ask Ruth and a few other people. I don't know who's getting pamphlet. Probably the pool man, the gardener, the handyman.

[Chloe]

He did talk to the termite guy about. About Christianity.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you kidding me?

[Sarah Colonna]

I gotta come by for a pamphlet I need.

[Chloe]

He told me that they had a

[Sarah Colonna]

nice talk about it, for sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

God, I hope it works. They came and they sprayed everything. I hope to God it kills those termites.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I hope so. Well, you hope to God.

[Sarah Colonna]

You might have to t. Justin.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Summon him.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, it's rubbing off on you.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I guess that. So we had two housekeepers that day, right? It was. It Was Ruth okay? So the termite guy was on his way to the attic, and he spilled the solution on the stairs so you could see drops. And I guess Justin noticed it. And the guy's like, oh, my God, I'm sorry. And Justin's like, no problem. They'll clean it up. And then, like, Ruth peers around the corner and she goes, what? And then just like, oh, I mean, could you clean it up? And I'm like, bitch, you don't want to mess with those girls. They will. They will kick your ass.

[Chloe]

Maybe he gave them pamphlets about, like, forgiveness. He's trying to get back on the inside.

[Sarah Colonna]

Maybe it is good for company morale.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah. He's like, God loves it when you clean the stairs after other people. That's what he loves the most.

[Chloe]

Cleanliness is a virtue.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

By the way, you know who I spoke to last night? I've never spoken to, aside from, hi, how are you? Whatever. Dr. Terry Dubrow.

[Sarah Colonna]

Aw, that's so nice.

[Jeff Lewis]

He was so nice. I was talking. Cause I saw him on 60 Minutes, and I said, congratulations, I actually noticed you. And I watched it, and he was interviewed about peptides, and he took the time. I mean, there's a lot of people coming up to him and wanting pictures and saying hello. And he was like. Took an interest and said, well, what exactly are you taking and what doses and blah, blah, blah. And I really appreciate that. He looks great, by the way.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Really?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Do I need to watch that? 60 Minutes? Does he tell you what to take?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, he was telling us about the glow stack. He doesn't think the glow stack should be stacked.

[Sarah Colonna]

I don't think the glow stack should be stacked either. All combined, you mean? I think you should do injections separately.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's what he told me.

[Sarah Colonna]

And I. I stack them. They're in one syringe. But I just started again. But I don't really see what's the

[Keon]

benefit to doing them separately.

[Jeff Lewis]

He said that they're. They're more effective when you do it separately.

[Sarah Colonna]

That's what everyone said.

[Jeff Lewis]

Also asking about John Barlow. You should see. See how big John Barlow is. And I go, what are you doing? He goes, well, I'm doing testosterone. I go, yeah. And he goes, I'm doing a growth hormone. He goes, I'm doing it. So then I was asking Dr. Terry last night about the growth hormone.

[Sarah Colonna]

Scary.

[Jeff Lewis]

But he looks great.

[Sarah Colonna]

I know when I said hgh, I was like, ripped.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you know what? They're all on doctor. Well, I don't know if I'm supposed to Say, but a lot of them are on retatrutide.

[Joey Zauczyk]

That's the CRP one.

[Jeff Lewis]

Barlow's on it. Dubro's on it.

[Sarah Colonna]

I'm surprised you haven't. It's. It's a little. I mean, it's not FDA approved yet. I've done it a few times, and it's like, makes me really sick.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm gonna do Weight Watchers because they're gonna pay me.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, well, then do Weight Watchers. Get the check. Papa, don't do it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can you figure out how many points is a waba? Chicken and rice bowl, please. No broccoli.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I gotta start talking about all the sauces. You're gonna have to pick one sauce.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'll do soy. I love soy. I'll do soy.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Me, too. I could eat chicken, rice, and soy sauce.

[Jeff Lewis]

Same.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, look. Twinsies, these.

[Sarah Colonna]

I. I really need to do Weight Watchers, too. I guess if, like, it works.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You don't need Weight Watchers. Jeff does.

[Jeff Lewis]

I do.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I'm just kidding.

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, I'm an overeater, so it doesn't help with that.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I'm an undereater.

[Sarah Colonna]

You're an overeater, too, but you don't look. Both of us are actually very trim.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You do. You don't look like you have.

[Jeff Lewis]

You haven't seen me naked.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Well, not yet.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know you want to. I know you've asked.

[Announcer]

I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

I've tried.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I know. It's just always trying around 11 points.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. But I'm allowed 24 in a day.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, that's.

[Chloe]

You could have. Bottom's like, 30.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You could have one for dinner and one for dinner.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, it's because I lied. I said I was diabetic.

[Chloe]

Oh, you. You're.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You're.

[Chloe]

You're cured.

[Jeff Lewis]

And they gave me, like, six more points. Yeah.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Wait, did you really?

[Sarah Colonna]

That's fucked up.

[Jeff Lewis]

I needed those six points, Sarah.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah, no, I would do the same thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

How much is my martini again? Cause I'm fine.

[Chloe]

But you have to cut the blue cheese. Olives?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah, just regular olive.

[Sarah Colonna]

What?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Or no olive. Just make it dirty. You don't need the olive.

[Jeff Lewis]

I have some points, so. All right, so if I just want to do a chicken bowl from Waba.

[Chloe]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Am I just doing soy sauce?

[Chloe]

11. I mean, that's. It just says 11. Wait, we'll have to take a picture. Well, I'll get the app. Sign in, and you'll take a picture.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did I have my martini? I'm at. I'm at 15 points. Yeah, I'm allowed 24.

[Chloe]

Okay?

[Jeff Lewis]

I want to use every fucking point.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You can have the same thing for half a bowl for dinner.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I don't need it. You can have two more tables.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, how? Two martinis over a bowl.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, no, I want the bowl and two martinis.

[Sarah Colonna]

Can you do that?

[Chloe]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know, Shane.

[Sarah Colonna]

Look at that as wobba. Your only meal for the whole day. Yeah, that doesn't seem like that's good for your metabolism.

[Chloe]

You should split the waba in two.

[Jeff Lewis]

So, Jameson, you remember how Joey and I reconnected?

[Keon]

Yes. You were chatting with Molly Sims about the event she was going to put on for the chumps. And she said, I'd really like to invite Joey. I think, you know, time has passed. You agreed to it. And then we all saw Joey at that event.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then Joey also had, like, texted me on my birthday and.

[Sarah Colonna]

And I wasn't messing behind the scenes.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I was hearing like, you know, nice. You never said anything bad behind my back. And, you know, I was getting messages. You missed the chomps and you missed us. And I was like, okay, look, I think people deserve second chances. Your case is like number five.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, well, no, it's not. This is my first choice.

[Chloe]

Joey 4.0.

[Joey Zauczyk]

But you guys are.

[Sarah Colonna]

I ain't going nowhere. I'm excited for the live shows. You know, know San Francisco. We have San Diego coming up. I can't wait to miss. Oh, we have Chutmas.

[Jeff Lewis]

We have shotcon.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, you know, bigger and better. No, but it is good to be back and I'm glad we reconnected. And sometimes we have to take a little break just to reconnect and be back stronger and better than ever.

[Jeff Lewis]

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