Sarah Colonna & LaKendra Tookes: Dino Exhibits & Shoe Insoles

Summary

Podcast Summary: Jeff Lewis Has Issues

Episode: Sarah Colonna & LaKendra Tookes: Dino Exhibits & Shoe Insoles
Date: May 15, 2026
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Sarah Colonna, LaKendra Tookes, Jameson, Oscar, others

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In this lively and unfiltered episode, Jeff Lewis is joined by comedians Sarah Colonna and LaKendra Tookes for a wide-ranging conversation filled with comedic banter and personal updates. The group dives into everyday annoyances (like the realities of owning an electric car), behind-the-scenes drama, and career updates, all while poking fun at each other and navigating the small indignities of adulting. Key topics include electric vehicle woes, live dinosaur and art exhibits, family and work dynamics, and the art of shameless birthday gift soliciting.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Realities of Electric Car Ownership

• Sarah’s New Car: Sarah discusses her transition to driving a larger, electric Volkswagen ID4, highlighting the learning curve and charging challenges as a city-dweller without home charging.
  • “I don't own a home yet, Sarah, you know that... For now, I have to go to Target, I have to go to Vons. It is.” (02:02, Sarah)
  • “Did you ever think about that before you bought the car?” (02:17, Jeff)
• Charging Logistics: The group debates the cost and inconvenience of charging—especially fast-charging at grocery stores and gyms versus the dream of a home charger.
  • “You think it's like a toaster, but it's not. No, it's a little bit bigger.” (02:33, Sarah)
  • Jeff suggests he would only consider an electric car if he could install a home charger, noting the high price but possible subsidies.
    • “That charger is gonna cost me... it's gonna be like $2,300.” (07:05, Jeff)
• Comedic Take on Drinking While Charging: Hilarious back-and-forth about Sarah having a White Claw while her car charges, and the dubious legality and common sense of 'open container' laws.
  • “I run in there, grab a couple white claws and let the charge…” (02:49, Sarah)
  • “You're saving money on gas, but you're about to spend a lot on a DUI.” (05:03, LaKendra)

2. Showbiz and Stand-Up Gossip

• Max Meisel and Tom Arnold Drama: Jeff updates on the rift between comedian Tom Arnold and opening act Max Meisel, with speculation on behind-the-scenes resentments and live show etiquette.
  • “My loyalties are to Tom, so I'm not going to wait...” (11:51, Jeff)
• Toe-Curling Perks of Working for Jeff: In true Jeff fashion, he brags that being his employee comes with unpredictable assignments—like foot massages—and hefty cash tips (for those who are good at it).
  • “When you sign up, you know that you're going to be asked to do a lot of things that are outside the...scope of work.” (15:01, Jeff)

3. Sports Teams, Parenting Concerns, & Nepotism Jokes

• Sarah’s Minor League Sports Investments: Sarah mentions shared ownership of quirky minor league teams like the “Portland Bangers” and “Cherry Bombs.”
• Jeff’s Parenting (and College Path Anxieties): Reflects on teacher meetings, college ambitions for daughter Monroe, debating getting her into a sport (or perhaps fashion), all laced with tongue-in-cheek humor about holding her back a year to 'keep her longer at home.'
  • “Is she gonna be able to get in college? Like, where would she go? And they said it would be really good if she took up a sport.” (18:06, Jeff)
  • “I said, I don't mind if you hold her back, actually, because then I get her home another year.” (19:30, Jeff)

4. Serial Killer and Art Exhibits – Hosting, Hustling, and Faking Expertise

• LaKendra’s PR Stint at “Mind of a Serial Killer” Exhibit (New York): She shares her whirlwind experience being flown in last minute, learning details on 19 serial killers, and starring in media interviews on TV and press.
  • “Le Kendra Tookes...learned 19 serial killer cases, characteristics and investigative insights in just a few hours, and then welcomed more than 100 guests into the experience.” (34:19, Jeff, reading a review)
  • Notable moment: “Studies show that actually like 68% of people do that. I just made that up.” (33:52, Sarah, joking about bluffing through interviews)
• Upcoming Exhibits: She’s set to be spokesperson for a Vincent van Gogh exhibition in Denver, and a “Dinos Alive” dinosaur exhibit in Oakland. Quick pivots to dinosaur knowledge lead to playful misinformation:
  • “Because the caveman and killed them all. That’s what humanity does to animals.” (38:57, Sarah, joking—incorrectly—about how dinosaurs went extinct)
  • Discussion about providing EV chargers at these events for fans like herself.

5. Travel and Hustle Banter

• Yoga Certification Struggles: Sarah juggles classes with her busy exhibit schedule, joking about missing classes, traveling by bus, and not having her own plane (yet).
• Travel Anxieties: The group riffs on the quirks of logistics, from car charging paranoia to the delight (and dangers) of bus travel.

6. Birthday Gift Registries and Adult Wishlist Etiquette

• Oscar’s Birthday Registry: Oscar proudly discusses his public wishlist, from Dr. Scholl’s insoles to Ninja air fryers, Michael Jackson vinyls to Funko Pop dolls—and the benefits of crowdsourcing gifts from “chumps” (fans).
  • “It's pretty bold going on your Instagram and asking for birthday gifts. You know what kind of a smart thing.” (45:15, Jeff)
• Sarah’s Own (Impending) Birthday: This inspires Sarah to vow to post her own registry, joking about asking for an EV charger and dinosaur encyclopedia for her birthday.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Electric Car Woes

• “You think it’s like a toaster, but it’s not. No, it’s a little bit bigger.”

  • Sarah Colonna (02:33)

• “You're saving money on gas, but you're about to spend a lot on a DUI.”

  • LaKendra Tookes, on Sarah sipping White Claw while charging her car (05:03)

On Bluffing & Media Work

• “Studies show that actually like 68% of people do that. I just made that up. That was good.”
  • Sarah Colonna, on improvising facts in interviews (33:51)

Jeff on Parenting & Nepotism

• “Maybe we should start thinking about college now...And they said it would be really good if she took up a sport. Is there any… Can she be a part of the Cherry Bombs? Sure…wink, wink.”
  • Jeff Lewis (18:06-18:24)

Serial Killer Exhibit

• “Le Kendra Tookes, who flew in from LA with less than 24 hours notice, stepped in as spokesperson and celebrity host, learned 19 serial killer cases, characteristics and investigative insights in just a few hours, and then welcomed more than 100 guests into the experience.”
  • Jeff Lewis, reading review of LaKendra’s work (34:19)

Dinosaur Comedy

• “Because the caveman...killed them all. That’s what humanity does to animals.”
  • Sarah Colonna, as a comically incorrect answer to why dinosaurs went extinct (38:57)

Oscar’s Registry Hustle

• “It’s pretty bold going on your Instagram and asking for birthday gifts. You know what—kind of a smart thing.”
  • Jeff Lewis (45:15)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:35 — Sarah’s electric car, charging struggles, and the White Claw story
• 06:52 — Jeff and guests debate the cost of installing home EV chargers
• 09:00 — Max Meisel & Tom Arnold touring drama recap
• 15:00 — The “perks” (and perils) of working for Jeff, including foot massages
• 16:45 — Sports team ownership, Cherry Bombs, and awkward recruiting for Monroe
• 18:06 — College path anxiety and junior sports team discussion
• 34:19 — LaKendra’s standout moment: handling media for a serial killer exhibition
• 38:57 — Dinos Alive preparation and hilarious dinosaur extinction debate
• 41:06 — Sarah’s upcoming stand-up dates and more travel complaints/planning
• 43:29 — Oscar’s birthday registry, insoles, Ninja air fryer, and fan wishlist tips
• 45:15 — On the etiquette of public birthday registries and leveraging chump generosity

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Show Notes & Flow

• The episode unfolds as a fast-paced group chat full of spontaneous, off-the-cuff humor, lightly roasting each other about their life choices.
• There’s an equal mix of showbiz chit-chat, lifestyle gripes, family stories, and lampooning both the hardships and excesses of modern adulthood.
• The warmth and teasing between Sarah, Jeff, LaKendra, and crew keeps the tone irreverent, playful, and relatable, despite recurring jokes about privilege and petty problems.
• Throughout, mutual encouragement—about careers, hustles, or even bold birthday shopping—undercuts any cynicism, making this episode especially inviting to fans of honest, comedic friendship.

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Takeaways for Listeners

If you missed this episode, expect sharp comedic banter, a real-world glimpse into life with an electric car, hilarious backstage media stories, and plenty of good-natured shade. Whether you need a laugh about EV logistics or ideas for your next birthday wishlist, Jeff and friends deliver plenty of relatable—and just ridiculous—moments.

Transcript

[Sarah Colonna]

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[Sarah Colonna]

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[Jeff Lewis]

For the last is a decade, you've been covering disasters. That's right.

[Sarah Colonna]

That's why he's here.

[Jeff Lewis]

The math ain't massing and the gay ain't gayin'. Later, you're gonna need to do maintenance.

[Sarah Colonna]

Why? To be attractive. For who?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, for us.

[Sarah Colonna]

Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, Sarah Colonna and Lakendra Tooks join the show. We talk about parent teacher meetings, dinosaur exhibits and insoles. Good morning. Good morning, Lekendre. How's the new car treating you?

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, good. I'm doing good. I had to get used to driving it because it's bigger than what I'm used to. Yeah, but I'm used to it now. And I'm on the road, baby.

[Jameson]

I'm doing good.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah, that's me. What is it? What kind of car is it?

[Sarah Colonna]

It's a Volkswagen ID4. It's electric. Oh, I know. I'm saving the environment.

[Lakendra Tooks]

You are just you. I'm so proud of you.

[Sarah Colonna]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where do you charge it, Lakendra?

[Sarah Colonna]

Various places. There's a Vons where I can go fast. Charge. I mean, this is what it is right now, y'.

[Jeff Lewis]

All.

[Sarah Colonna]

Now listen, I don't own a home yet. I don't own a home yet, Sarah, you know that.

[Lakendra Tooks]

But soon you will.

[Sarah Colonna]

Soon I'll be owning a home and then I'll have my Own little, you know, thing. But for now, I have to go to Target. I have to go to Vons. It is.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow, how inconvenient. Did you.

[Sarah Colonna]

I could get a chicken poll.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you ever think about that before you bought the car?

[Sarah Colonna]

Did I think about it?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Like, where am I going to charge it?

[Sarah Colonna]

I thought about it. I thought about it.

[Jameson]

And she said, I'm gonna have to think about that.

[Sarah Colonna]

I thought about thinking about it.

[Lakendra Tooks]

She was like, I thought I could just plug it in in my house, like, just in a regular socket, you know?

[Sarah Colonna]

You think it's like a toaster, but it's not. No, it's a little bit bigger.

[Jameson]

Don't get me started on toaster.

[Sarah Colonna]

I know. Do not get me started.

[Jeff Lewis]

You didn't realize what an inconvenience it'd be to go to a grocery store to charge your car. And how long does it take?

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, okay, at the grocery store, I can fast charge.

[Jeff Lewis]

So how long does it take?

[Sarah Colonna]

Not long. 30 minutes. I run in there, grab a couple white claws and let the charge

[Lakendra Tooks]

drink them and then drive away.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, you can sip on that. You can sip on the white claw whilst you're charging.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so how long does it take if you do not find a fast charger?

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, if you don't find a fast charger, baby, buckle up. It takes hours. No, hours and hours and hours.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where do you go then?

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, okay, sometimes I'll go. Sometimes I'll go to the gym, and I go to the. And I go get on the treadmill with my ankle weights and I put it on an incline because that helps your butt, you know. You know, I'm in my fitness era, Sarah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, so we're talking about the car. So the car. You charge the car at the gym.

[Jameson]

I can't reason to go to the gym. Like, that would make me like, okay, I'm have to stay there for two hours. I have to do something, and I

[Jeff Lewis]

can charge for three hours for free at the gym.

[Sarah Colonna]

At the gym.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

How much does paid charging cost? What is it to charge your car?

[Sarah Colonna]

You know what, it depends. And I will say this, for anyone who's considering an electric car, it can, like, when I go fast charge, that's a little expensive. Like, I fast charged yesterday, and it was like $24, but that was a lot.

[Lakendra Tooks]

So you have to pay at the grocery store to charge it.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yep. I was at Vons and you had

[Jeff Lewis]

to pay and you to buy something at the grocery.

[Sarah Colonna]

And I had to spend $9 on my white clothes.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

So altogether that was like 32 bucks.

[Jameson]

Nine is 32.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, well. And you lose like a half an hour of your life and you have to spend it at Vons, but not. Are you sitting outside?

[Sarah Colonna]

Hey, I got my white cloth. I'm good. I'm chilling at the Vons. I love Vons. The security guy.

[Jeff Lewis]

So these are alcoholic beverages, Sarah.

[Sarah Colonna]

Not a lot.

[Lakendra Tooks]

They don't have much in them.

[Jameson]

4%. It's like that.

[Jeff Lewis]

But then you're driving, so you're getting. You're gonna have. You're having alcoholic beverages at Vons while you charge the car. Then you're getting in the car and driving.

[Sarah Colonna]

But it's like the. It's like literally, like it says on the thing. It says like 4K.

[Lakendra Tooks]

It says you can drive right after it. It says it on the can.

[Sarah Colonna]

Drive it after. And the nutrition facts. It says, please drive. Yeah. Please drink the car. It's okay.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Where do you sit when you're drinking at Vaughn's? Like.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

Is that in the driver's seat?

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, just.

[Sarah Colonna]

I'm in the car.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's called open container.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

Whilst the car is parked and the police aren't over there.

[Lakendra Tooks]

No, it is. If your car is parked and you're drinking in it, you can't. Here's the thing. You're saving money on gas, but you're about to spend a lot on a dui.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay. Okay. You're okay. So, okay, no more white claw. No more.

[Lakendra Tooks]

I'll.

[Sarah Colonna]

I'll ditch the white claw. I can just get. What? I mean, it's the grocery store. You can get anything. I can go get some cereal.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know, pain in the.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah, you should get some cereal.

[Sarah Colonna]

You know, I will say, I do wish I had my own charger at home. That would make my life a lot easier. But I'm not there yet. But also, like, I refuse to pay six and seven dollars a gallon for gas. I refuse. Like, there's just no way I'm going to pay that.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is really problematic, though. So if I'm looking for an electric car, which I am not, I would make sure that I have a charger at my home.

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, guess what?

[Jameson]

I think that makes. That makes the difference.

[Lakendra Tooks]

It does.

[Sarah Colonna]

But guess what? I gotta get there. I'm getting there. I'm getting there.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

I love running around the neighborhood and seeing all these silly people with those extension cords running out of their windows. Some people got into their carport.

[Sarah Colonna]

I need to just come to Vons.

[Jeff Lewis]

You should have done a hybrid like Jameson.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

I honestly didn't Get a plug in. Because I don't have anywhere to plug it in.

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, I could have gotten a hybrid, but I really. This car that I got, I really wanted it. Like I wanted it since last year. I had my eye on it, so I wanted this in particular. So it's a little inconvenient sometimes, but it's really not that bad.

[Jeff Lewis]

Jameson. So you wouldn't even consider an electric car when you were shopping because you didn't have. Because you didn't have a charger?

[Unidentified Guest 1]

No. And everyone's like, it's fine. You just pull over on the side of the road and charge 20 minutes. I don't want to do it.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, right.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Especially if you're headed somewhere and then it.

[Sarah Colonna]

It can be inconvenient. You got to plan. It's a good thing I'm a planner because I have to plan. I am. And yeah.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Do they like, do they let you charge it at the yoga studio?

[Sarah Colonna]

You know, we don't have any chargers there yet. But I bet you after I get certified, that'll be like one of my first orders of business. Like, guys, we gotta get some chargers up in here.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're expensive. We. We were our. So I'm putting it at the old house because Brogan and Shane are going to be moving into that house. They. Brogan already has an electric car. You're getting. Getting an electric car.

[Jameson]

I'm in the market, so I've got it.

[Jeff Lewis]

That charger is gonna cost me. I mean, it's fine, but it's gonna be like $2,300.

[Sarah Colonna]

But Gu La DWP or whatever, they can pay for it. There's subsidies for this stuff. Well, I don't know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can I qualify?

[Sarah Colonna]

I think so. Well, I don't know. Maybe don't tell them how much you make. It might be like just lie on the application. Yeah, just lie.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is that a good idea?

[Lakendra Tooks]

They might be able to Google that.

[Sarah Colonna]

I mean, who's checking?

[Oscar]

It's a write off. I wrote it off on my taxes for the electric. Because I have a plugin.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Because they do. Because they're giving you like a perk for saving the environment.

[Jeff Lewis]

I see. But wait a minute. I have to buy that electric car in order to get the rebate, right? I'm not doing that.

[Oscar]

But even if you do just buy the charger itself, you still get to write it off because it's still helping the environment.

[Sarah Colonna]

You guys, I have something important to say. Shane, when you get the car, especially if you buy it brand new, I think there Is a thing that you can get where you can get the charger installed for, like, a rebate or something like that.

[Jeff Lewis]

This sounds like a chump hack. I'm down.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah, well, you're going to look out the window of your. Well, you're going to look out the window of his old house and see, like, Kendra, drinking white claws, charging your car.

[Sarah Colonna]

Honestly, my first thought was, I'm coming over to charge at your condo.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Will they charge your car?

[Jameson]

Will they plug it in there? Yes. Well, bro, because my spot does not have a charger, but they do have charger spots that are communal. But also, brogan spot that we rent does have a charger already included. Wow. So he can just plug in. It costs him $12 to fill up his car. He has to do it every other week.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's not bad. Wait, what are y' all going to do with your other condo? Because I might need a new.

[Jameson]

She's getting torn up. She's getting renovated.

[Sarah Colonna]

Dang.

[Jeff Lewis]

So that's why he's going to my old house while we renovate the condo.

[Lakendra Tooks]

We.

[Sarah Colonna]

You're renovating it?

[Jeff Lewis]

We own it together.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, we're partners on the condo. You really do. Did you hear the show yesterday with Tom?

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

What did you think about this whole Max Meisel? He was on the show before. I liked him. I thought he was a nice guy.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah. Yeah, he seems like a nice guy. I was listening when he called into Howard, and I thought. I just thought it was weird.

[Jameson]

What was he talking about?

[Lakendra Tooks]

Howard? It just sounded. I don't know, Max. But I thought it just came across as like he was trying to get, I don't know, some attention by calling and trying to maybe shit on Tom a little bit. But Howard shut it down. Yeah. He's a. You know, he loves Tom, and so I just thought it was kind of an odd choice. It would be like him calling in here and trying to say something that.

[Jeff Lewis]

We have a development.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh.

[Jeff Lewis]

So after the show yesterday. Um. And Max has been on the show before?

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah, he's.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I was introduced to Max through Tom, and, you know, that's how he's on the show. But ultimately, my loyalties are to Tom.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Right, of course.

[Jeff Lewis]

So Shane got a text from Max yesterday. Oh, Shani read it.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, no. Is it a long?

[Jameson]

No, short. Oh, sorry. I get a lot of text.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

I.

[Jameson]

Is anyone else's search function not working on the iPhone?

[Sarah Colonna]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Or maybe it's just yours.

[Jameson]

When I type in Max, it doesn't come up. Basically.

[Jeff Lewis]

No. I Want you to read it, find it.

[Sarah Colonna]

Did he hack you?

[Jeff Lewis]

Felice Navi paz? Up to 3,800.

[Lakendra Tooks]

I mean, just growing like crazy, you know?

[Jeff Lewis]

You realize that the cats are more popular than you. They're gonna surpass your Instagram followers.

[Sarah Colonna]

That's fine.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Whatever. Then I'll just start posting my shows over there

[Sarah Colonna]

from the perspective of the cat.

[Jeff Lewis]

Have you followed up on Kat Benatar?

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

I hear how is she doing?

[Lakendra Tooks]

Every day from the chump that adopted her. And she gives me updates. She's doing really well.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's happy.

[Lakendra Tooks]

She's happy. Yeah. She sends.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Lakendra Tooks]

For the next two. For two weeks, I ask. She kind of like, check in every day to make sure it's going well so I don't have to go pick her up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you think she's happier?

[Lakendra Tooks]

I don't know.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's what I worry about.

[Lakendra Tooks]

I know, but I think she's happy.

[Jameson]

Why? You want her to be happier or.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I want her to be happier.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Oh.

[Jameson]

Well, Sarah has a mansion and two cats to play with.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Well, she has a friend. She has a cat, too.

[Sarah Colonna]

Good.

[Lakendra Tooks]

And she said so far they're like, not. They're just checking each other out and it's going very smoothly.

[Jeff Lewis]

Good. So far it's taking it slow.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yes. Yes. And she knows how to do it.

[Jeff Lewis]

You wouldn't know anything about that, Lakenda.

[Sarah Colonna]

No, no.

[Lakendra Tooks]

And she's very sweet. So shout out Jen for adopting cat Benatar.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right.

[Lakendra Tooks]

I love the.

[Jeff Lewis]

You found it.

[Jameson]

Yeah. He texted me at 4:44 angel number and said that interview with Tom was very entertaining today and I would love to talk about this. There's so much more going on.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I love that.

[Sarah Colonna]

That was a really good.

[Lakendra Tooks]

So he wants to come on.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can we hear it again? I really like that.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Courtesy of Keith.

[Jeff Lewis]

So here's the thing.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, that's good.

[Jeff Lewis]

My loyalties are to Tom, so I'm not going to wait.

[Sarah Colonna]

Talking about Tom Arnold.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jameson]

He loves her legs. Okay, so backstory.

[Sarah Colonna]

Talking about your dad, Tom Lewis.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jameson]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

My dad's been doing stand up and Max has been opening for my dad.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yes.

[Sarah Colonna]

Just call him Mr. Tom.

[Jameson]

So Tom by his first.

[Jeff Lewis]

And he still sells more tickets than Sarah.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Dare you.

[Jameson]

Tom has been coming on the show for like five years. Since the beginning.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Jameson]

And he had this comic open for him, Max, who you might know from Beth and Frankel show. He was her assistant. But Max's whole bit is I'm short and I look gay, but I'm straight.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay. Yeah. Oh, he is very short. Yes.

[Jameson]

So Max has been opening for Tom, but Tom came on the show yesterday and said, hey, I'm having some issues with Max. He's not very grateful, not really helping, not really doing the things he used to do. I think I'm let him go. And we really dove into it, and Tom is. Or. And Tom was saying Max has been, like, kind of an issue.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, no, Max, you gotta chill.

[Lakendra Tooks]

And he seems like a nice guy, but it just sounds like there's been some issues. But I just thought the Howard thing was weird.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know Monica's very close to Tom.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I call Monica, and then I had Shane read the text on speakerphone. I'm a shit stir, as you know. And I said, hey, I'm guessing, knowing Tom, he doesn't have an NDA. And she goes, knowing Tom, he probably doesn't. I go, I just think he should know about this text. Because my. You know, my guess is, is that Max wanted to come on the show and shit talk.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

And so they were planning on a very slow exit, like he was gonna. He was gonna continue to tour with Tom till the end of June. And I suggested to Tom, based on the resentment from both sides, that maybe they should end this sooner. Like, now.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Lakendra Tooks]

I feel like maybe yesterday ended it right.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think so, yeah.

[Jameson]

I mean, I feel like there's obviously two sides to every story, but Max calling in to Howard and, like, we know that he wants to talk shit.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Well. Cause it was unprovoked, as far as I know, at least, because when I was listening, I didn't hear. Howard wasn't talking about Tom. He wasn't talking about anything. And then he just called in and got through. Cause I think he used to intern there or something.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Or work there. And so it just seemed sort of out of nowhere.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Playing devil's advocate. Do we think Max's POV is that he's being asked to do things he never agreed to do in the first place? Do we think maybe that's his?

[Jeff Lewis]

It's possible, but Shane and I were talking about this, like, I'm obviously not an easy. I mean, I know this can be shocking to you, Jameson, because we have such a nice relationship, but I'm not the easiest person to work for.

[Sarah Colonna]

What? What? Stop that right now.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Jeff Lewis, the lie detector determined that was a lie.

[Jameson]

Whoa.

[Jeff Lewis]

That is just crazy for us to say so sometimes. You've never witnessed it, but I can be difficult. And. But there's. What did you have to say, Shane?

[Jameson]

No, but I think we should play the promo where you're like, man up, you pussy.

[Jeff Lewis]

I forgot what that one was.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

That was the Christmas one.

[Jeff Lewis]

We could play it.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Anyway, there are perks to working for me.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

But when you sign up, you know that you're going to be asked to do a lot of things that are outside the scope, the original scope of work.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Massive foot massage.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I do pay extra for that though, right? That's true. So I paid Alyssa. She. She's very good at the foot massage. It was an hour. And I paid her $150 cash.

[Sarah Colonna]

That's great.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Wow.

[Sarah Colonna]

So now you slept on your feet for a whole hour now.

[Jeff Lewis]

So.

[Lakendra Tooks]

By the way, how many white claws the kinder could buy for that?

[Jameson]

That's four charges. That's four charges.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you know what she said to me? So she did that like maybe a week ago on Sunday. I think she was leaving, her shift was up. And on the way out, she goes, hey, if you decide you would like a foot massage this week, I'll come over.

[Jameson]

Oh, wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Because she wants the 150 bucks.

[Jameson]

She's motivated, entrepreneurial.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, that's good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Aurora's also rubbing my feet, but I don't give her any extra money. Cause she's not good.

[Sarah Colonna]

She doesn't rub them good.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's not good.

[Sarah Colonna]

You need somebody with small hands to rub your feet.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, you think so? I thought big hands.

[Sarah Colonna]

I like small hands. So you can get up in the. Well, I have a small foot, so I like a small. I like little hands on my feet. That's what I. That's just how. That's how I like every woman. You know, my body, my choice. You know what I mean? Yeah. Everybody has to make their own choice.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. It's your choice whether you want big hands or small hands.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, on my feet. I want small hands.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, well, good to know.

[Sarah Colonna]

For just that. Not for everything men. For other things, I do like a big hand.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

Cause it's got.

[Lakendra Tooks]

The whole thing's gotta fit up there. You know,

[Sarah Colonna]

I was thinking about for hanging pictures, putting together furniture and stuff.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Right. Yeah, that's what I meant.

[Jeff Lewis]

Speaking of big hands, let's talk about the Portland Bangers for a second.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah. All right.

[Jeff Lewis]

At this point.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

There's a whole bunch of sports teams. Do you own four?

[Sarah Colonna]

Come on. Ted Turner. Yeah.

[Lakendra Tooks]

So we have the Portland Bangers, the Portland Cherry Bombs, the Portland Pickles, and then we are part owners of the Lake County Captains, which is a minor league team to the Cleveland Guardians. But we brought A bunch of merch. Everyone can see bangers and cherry bombs merch. There's a bag for Monroe that I gave Keyan because the cutest little John got a bag.

[Jeff Lewis]

The cherry bombs.

[Lakendra Tooks]

He was so sweet. John was like, oh, I got Monroe a little cherry bomb shirt and a little cherry bomb socks. Are you serious?

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Lakendra Tooks]

And then he got her a little banger plushie, which she's probably a little too old for, but you could tell her it's like a labubu or something.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's like a bang Boo Boo.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. The Portland Cherry Bombs, they're young girls, right?

[Lakendra Tooks]

They're like pre professional. So they're probably. Yeah, early 20s.

[Sarah Colonna]

These boys are very young. They're too young for that.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's the Portland bangers.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah. I think we haven't seen their hand yet.

[Jeff Lewis]

Have you?

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, I haven't, but they don't even use them.

[Jeff Lewis]

How old are the Portland bangers? Are they legal?

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Because I have a big backyard if they want to practice.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Okay.

[Jameson]

That's fine with not a plate of

[Sarah Colonna]

grass, you know, they can come practice in the parking lot of Vaughn.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Just Jeff out there with Alyssa massaging his feet, watching the bangers.

[Jeff Lewis]

I also have an outdoor shower if they need to shower afterwards.

[Lakendra Tooks]

That's a very generous of you. So this is.

[Sarah Colonna]

You said this is pre professional?

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah. I love that.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, my goodness.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know what? Is there something. Cause I had a meeting yesterday at Monroe School, and I was like, maybe we should start thinking about college now. Like, is she gonna be able to get in college? Like, where would she go? And they said it would be really good if she took up a sport. Is there any. Can she be a part of the Cherry Bombs? Sure.

[Lakendra Tooks]

But not sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

Really? Wink, wink.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

She's on the.

[Jeff Lewis]

We gotta do something.

[Lakendra Tooks]

She's on the roster already.

[Sarah Colonna]

I got to start your Lori Laughlin on. I like it. Do what you got.

[Jeff Lewis]

I have to do something. What did they say, Shane, yesterday? Because I said we got to get her into a sport or something to get her in college. And what did they say?

[Jameson]

They said, I don't think that's her path.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Not sports. John could come over and teach her how to kick a football.

[Jeff Lewis]

And we could just say Sarah, just to get her into junior college.

[Jameson]

Well, I think she loves. She loves to make her jewelry. She loves sewing. I feel like she's going to be like, more of a fit girl fashion.

[Lakendra Tooks]

She could have her own Etsy page. Yeah, she could make stuff.

[Jeff Lewis]

What about posh?

[Jameson]

Poshmark yeah.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Slash, like, she. Yeah, like selling your stuff.

[Sarah Colonna]

Selling beautiful things you bought her.

[Jeff Lewis]

I see my. On the. Yeah. Okay. Or Chaz Dean's, you know, products.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

We could sell that.

[Sarah Colonna]

She could be a Dean doll.

[Lakendra Tooks]

She's already. She can just go ahead and put up that Cherry Bumps T shirt we bought her. And I said.

[Jeff Lewis]

I go. I go, are you going to be holding her back? Just. Just tell me.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

They go, no, she's. We're gonna. We're gonna pass that. We're gonna. We're gonna. She's going fourth grade. I said, I don't mind if you hold her back, actually, because then I get her home another year.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I don't mind if they keep holding her back.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So she wants to repeat third, because then she'll be, like, 21 and a sophomore.

[Lakendra Tooks]

She's 21 in ninth grade.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Hey.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, she's doing really well.

[Sarah Colonna]

Good. That's good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. She told the teacher that she can walk in high heels.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, there's a sport that she can do runways. She can walk in high heels. Wow, that's impressive. Especially. Does she. Has she ever. She doesn't have any that fit her feet, right?

[Jeff Lewis]

No. I think she walks in grandma's high heels.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Well, that's actually very talented.

[Jeff Lewis]

So she thinks that's a talent. Yeah, but that's not gonna get her in college.

[Lakendra Tooks]

But putting on shoes that are too big for you and being able to walk around is nothing to sneeze at.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Lakendra Tooks]

That's coordination.

[Jeff Lewis]

Correct. Now, what's happening with Tate? Now, Tate is your cousin, right?

[Lakendra Tooks]

John's cousin, yeah. And we just saw him on Sunday. That's cute.

[Jeff Lewis]

Lakendra, where did you see him? Where was he?

[Lakendra Tooks]

We went to the Angels game. And then. And he was there with his parents who were in town from Canada. And then we all went and had a drink at the brewery afterwards.

[Jeff Lewis]

So to back up, you flirted with. You look confused. You know who Tate is?

[Sarah Colonna]

I don't remember him. That was so long ago.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, you were.

[Jeff Lewis]

You were at a party.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, well, let me remind you. Let me remind you. Hey, how was that? Boy, that burger was good. Oh, yeah, sure was. I really like that burger. Did you like that burger?

[Sarah Colonna]

Did y' all have burgers?

[Lakendra Tooks]

Sure did. I want to have another burger.

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, you know what?

[Lakendra Tooks]

That was your wonderful flirtation.

[Sarah Colonna]

That's me. But okay, I do remember him a little vaguely. But I'm glad y' all had a lovely evening.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did he ask about her?

[Lakendra Tooks]

He didn't, but only because I think his parents were there. So he doesn't like talk about no dating and whatnot.

[Sarah Colonna]

Honestly, I just think it's okay. Like he doesn't have to ask about me. That's okay. I didn't ask about him.

[Lakendra Tooks]

No, you didn't see. No, I know, but how is he? He's good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is he dating anyone?

[Lakendra Tooks]

He's not.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why is this not happening?

[Lakendra Tooks]

I don't know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Lakendra's fun, amazing, and she's got a lot of time on her hands to date.

[Sarah Colonna]

He can come pick me up while my car is charging. He could take me on a date while my car's charging.

[Lakendra Tooks]

He's gonna have to. Cause your car can't make it to Orange County.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, that's true.

[Sarah Colonna]

I'm not going to Orange county, baby. He had to come see me. He can come see me.

[Jameson]

The five goes both ways.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, but. Oh, thank you. Oh, thanks Jameson.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Jameson just had to fix the Kendra's mic. Yeah, she's just figuring out. Jameson, you got big hands.

[Jeff Lewis]

We've used that before.

[Sarah Colonna]

I'm new to this.

[Jeff Lewis]

So Ty is here today. He's in the green room. We are still waiting for his luggage from Ship and Play.

[Jameson]

Oh, let me track it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I've asked Ty what was in there and he said that he had his. All his dress clothes. So his dress shirts, his slacks, his ties, his nice shoes, colognes, vitamins, supplements, they're all in that bag. Which I believe is still in Memphis.

[Jameson]

Let me live track right now.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh my God. That's not too far from now.

[Jeff Lewis]

But he said maybe they could pick it up.

[Sarah Colonna]

I'm gonna get it.

[Lakendra Tooks]

He said one of the labels came off. So how are they tracking it? Doesn't have a label on it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, they're trying to figure out what went wrong. They said that?

[Jameson]

Yeah, the label, it's in LA.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, are you serious?

[Jameson]

As of 7:53 this morning.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, but. Oh great. Okay.

[Sarah Colonna]

Jameson said. Okay. I love.

[Jameson]

They say that they'll be to your house before noon. However, it's not out for delivery yet, so that's kind of hard to justify those.

[Lakendra Tooks]

It's not going to be there by noon. No, it's not.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, it's not.

[Lakendra Tooks]

But that's. I mean his voice.

[Jeff Lewis]

We get it today, right? He starts his new job tomorrow just

[Jameson]

in time get those supplements.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, well he needs the nice, nice clothes. Oh yeah, he can rent a Nordstrom.

[Lakendra Tooks]

He's got that outfit.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, he could. You're right.

[Jameson]

You could wear what you're wearing today. Just have him.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, you're Right. He could just borrow my stuff, except it's gonna be very loose on him.

[Jameson]

It'll be like, wow. It's like, very.

[Jeff Lewis]

Especially around stomach area. She's a very convenient person. Okay. All right.

[Lakendra Tooks]

I like his scruff.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, it looks good.

[Lakendra Tooks]

It looks really good on him.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know what, Ryan? I really want to thank Ryan in Orange county who calls and fat shames me because I've lost a few pounds every day. He calls, I eat less.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, really?

[Jameson]

I know. But then I go home hungry, and it was Cinco de Mayo, so Brogan and I went to Tacos Caballon.

[Jeff Lewis]

You didn't go to El Mariachi?

[Jameson]

I'm not a Valley.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, you need to be.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know, there was a live performance last night. Were you there?

[Sarah Colonna]

Where?

[Jeff Lewis]

El Mariachi.

[Lakendra Tooks]

No, we didn't go.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you kidding?

[Lakendra Tooks]

I know we didn't go.

[Jeff Lewis]

Cinco de Mayo.

[Lakendra Tooks]

I know. It's gonna be too crowded.

[Jeff Lewis]

There was a live performance, a mariachi band by Amor de Mexico.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, we should have gone.

[Jeff Lewis]

You should have gone. And there was all, you can eat tacos.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's. Wow. I know. You'll like this. Drink specials.

[Sarah Colonna]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do they have a charger there? Can we call if they have a charger? You should go there. El Mariachi on Mondays.

[Lakendra Tooks]

They have half off Mondays.

[Sarah Colonna]

Tutienes el charcher. Wait, Don donde estasu? Charch.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did she get that right?

[Jameson]

That was perfection.

[Lakendra Tooks]

It was pretty good.

[Sarah Colonna]

You know I am a linguist. Yes.

[Lakendra Tooks]

I need that guy to call him fat shame. Me, too.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, me too. I'm gonna give Ryan my phone number so he could just send me nasty texts all day. I knew because I waited at 198 this morning.

[Jameson]

That's good.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Wait, can we all do that?

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I gotta tell you, we were. We were pushing, like 2:02.

[Jameson]

We hit the two.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah. That's why I got scared. Yeah, we were at 2:02 Sunday night.

[Sarah Colonna]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you can't.

[Lakendra Tooks]

You can't weigh yourself on a Sunday night. What are you doing? You got to do, like, Jameson. Just Fridays and that's it.

[Sarah Colonna]

Friday mornings.

[Lakendra Tooks]

That's my way in. Damn you fat.

[Sarah Colonna]

You are workshopping some new sounds today, James.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

They're courtesy of Kim.

[Sarah Colonna]

We have to give him the flower said, let's. Let's do some new soundage.

[Lakendra Tooks]

I love it. No, but you got to do what he does. Just Friday morning.

[Sarah Colonna]

That's what we are.

[Lakendra Tooks]

We're good all week.

[Jeff Lewis]

I weigh myself twice a day.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

He's obsessive.

[Lakendra Tooks]

That is good for You.

[Jeff Lewis]

Not yet.

[Sarah Colonna]

You need to measure because you've.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shane, you need to start measuring me.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Jameson]

Can't reach.

[Jeff Lewis]

If you need any injections. Peptides. Shane has perfected.

[Jameson]

Thank you.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay, I'm gonna call you.

[Jeff Lewis]

We've made our second kitchen a clinic.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Lewis]

And that's where I get all of my injections.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, my gosh. Cause I need to get on something because I need to lose weight.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shane, you could be an injector. Like, I swear to God, you could work at Nurse Jamie's now because you've had so many years of experience. And he uses this vibrating tool. And he puts it right above where he's going to inject. I don't feel anything.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, it helps, like, make the pain go away.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, there's no pain. I don't feel anything. I'm coming over to charge your nerves.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Okay. They do that. I've done that before. And they give me like a cortisone shot. They did like a freeze it first or something. And then. And then they do it.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is vibrate. Vibrating. And he puts it right. Right above where he's going to inject. And it kind of tricks your body so you don't. I don't feel anything.

[Sarah Colonna]

Interesting.

[Lakendra Tooks]

What all are we.

[Jeff Lewis]

Come over to the clinic.

[Lakendra Tooks]

What all are we?

[Jameson]

Something that we learn.

[Jeff Lewis]

Glow stack, you know.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Wait, what's that?

[Jeff Lewis]

Glow stack.

[Lakendra Tooks]

It's not the nads then.

[Jameson]

No, it's three peptides in one.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, I need that. BPC157.

[Sarah Colonna]

I need that.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, that's what I need.

[Sarah Colonna]

Does that help me?

[Lakendra Tooks]

That's what. Where do you get it?

[Jeff Lewis]

My skin actually does look better. Molly Sim, she's very critical of my skin. She says it looks a lot better. I mean, I think it has a lot to do with Molly's products too. But I have been doing the glow stack as well. But I also do testosterone. And you don't need any more of that, Sarah.

[Lakendra Tooks]

No, I don't need any more beard. I already got to get rid of what I have.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now we do want to announce we have a live event. It's Chumps at Bay. This is our second show in San Francisco. It's Thursday, July 30th. There is only 400 seats, so they're gonna go quickly. Same tiers. We're doing the VVIP. A hundred, I think 100 tickets with the VVIP, which is the meet and greet before the cocktail hour. Yeah, then we have 100. No, we have 200 VIPs and only 100 general admission so that is Thursday night, July 30th. Here is the lineup.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh my God.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Drum roll please.

[Sarah Colonna]

This is exclusive.

[Jeff Lewis]

Myself Doug Jameson, Shane, Alisa Donovan, Lakendra Tooks, Todd Lewis, Cian and Liz will be there and then you're probably not interested, but Sarah Colonna will oh wow.

[Lakendra Tooks]

You motherfucker.

[Sarah Colonna]

I thought I was gonna get a pew. Pew, pew.

[Lakendra Tooks]

There we go. There it is.

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Lakendra Tooks]

Sarah at bay. Yeah, yeah. And friends.

[Sarah Colonna]

And bae is going to be Sarah and Friends.

[Lakendra Tooks]

B, A, E. Oh, Sarah the bay. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And we just added Max Mizel to the.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yes. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right. To the lineup.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

So he's going to open.

[Lakendra Tooks]

He's going to close.

[Sarah Colonna]

He's going to do it.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah, he's closing.

[Sarah Colonna]

He's going to do it.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're opening for him?

[Lakendra Tooks]

I'm opening for him. It's just my new thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

You were in New York recently, yes, Correct.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

So walk us through this.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, God.

[Jeff Lewis]

You went to the mind of a serial killer exhibition and you were a spokesperson.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yes, I did all of the media. I was on PIX11. I was on Inside Edition. I was on Fox. I'm in the Guardian.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Lakendra Tooks]

I saw a photo of you at the. On. Yeah. On Fox, I think.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah. No, it was a really. It was amazing. So good.

[Jeff Lewis]

You just promote it.

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, I'm there. Cause like. Okay, so like when there's like an opening of the exhibition, all of the media comes out. So I'm the Person that's doing all of the media with them. Like, I'm. And I'm doing, like, pr. Yes. That's who.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're doing the interviews.

[Sarah Colonna]

I'm doing the interviews. So they'll be asking me, like, tell me about this mind of a serial killer. And I'm like, well, over here, this is Ted Bundy's 1968 Volkswagen Beetle, which he used to use to abduct women. Like, I'm like that.

[Jeff Lewis]

How so? You have. I mean, you have to be very knowledgeable.

[Sarah Colonna]

I do. Yeah. I had to get. Or at least fake it till you make it. I gotta get out there and I gotta at least act like I know what I'm talking about. But I am an amazing actress.

[Jeff Lewis]

So can I ask you. Was there a question? I'm sure there was at least one, if not 20, that you didn't have the answer to. You knew the answers or. Because when you say fake it till you make it, I'm just curious if you. Because you know who. Carrie Berkman Lewis. She's a good bullshitter, too. Like, when she doesn't know the answer to something, she makes it sound so convincing that I think it's real. But now I know. And you do, too, Shane.

[Jameson]

100%.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, well, you know, studies show that actually like 68% of people do that. I just made that up. That was good.

[Lakendra Tooks]

That was good.

[Jeff Lewis]

That was really good. I believed so. They were actually very pleased with you.

[Sarah Colonna]

They were. And now they're. Wait, I don't know if you want us. I mean, I'm. They're. They're asking me.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm gonna come back.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh. Oh, my God. You're. It's a review of me.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is the review.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, this is from the company that hired you.

[Sarah Colonna]

Hell, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Le Kendra Tookes, who flew in from LA with less than 24 hours notice, stepped in as spokesperson and celebrity host, learned 19 serial killer cases, characteristics and investigative insights in just a few hours, and then welcomed more than 100 guests into the experience.

[Sarah Colonna]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, this makes you sound like a real professional.

[Sarah Colonna]

It does make me sound that way.

[Jeff Lewis]

What did you learn about serial killers?

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, my gosh. So much.

[Jeff Lewis]

I actually would have been interested in going to this.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Was it a Beetle? Was he really?

[Sarah Colonna]

It's still there. He used a 1968 Volkswagen Beetle and he took the passenger seat out. So then you had no choice but to get in the back seat. Isn't that messed up?

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, that's a red flag right there. This was 19 and he was hot. He was hot.

[Sarah Colonna]

I don't know if I'd use the

[Jeff Lewis]

word hot, but I think back then he was.

[Sarah Colonna]

For those times, he was attractive. I mean, I would say he's maybe like a 7, but I'm not getting in a Sevens car with no passenger.

[Jameson]

Como you got in Jamaica, one tooth.

[Jeff Lewis]

I would crawl right into the trunk for a seven.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, Shane.

[Sarah Colonna]

You always call me out, but no. Yeah. Back in the day, people were more trusting. But we also had. What's his name? Jeffrey Dahmer.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

Jeffrey Dahmer. They recreated his apartment where there was that. When the police found his apartment, there was a head in the fridge. Gay stuff. Yeah, that's what he was into.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why did they use Chef Lewis design for that?

[Sarah Colonna]

They could have called. Actually, they could have called you. You could have done some good recreations.

[Jeff Lewis]

I could have done Dahmer's apartment.

[Sarah Colonna]

They did Dahmer's apartment. They did the BTK killer budget, the beat buying, Torture. Kill that guy. I can't remember his name.

[Lakendra Tooks]

I don't know who.

[Sarah Colonna]

They redid his living room. And it really. It was. It was scary because it really looked like your grandma's house because it had that old carpet where.

[Jameson]

Where was the chump B and B. Doug. Doug Shed.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, you know what? They're gonna add that for the next one. For the next one.

[Jeff Lewis]

For 27.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah. For the next exhibition iteration of this, definitely. And when people ask me about that, I did say, listen, we've got more serial killers to come.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

Especially one in particular. One in particular.

[Jeff Lewis]

Chris Hansen's been tracking him.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Like Kendra, is there a world where this firm continues to hire you to promote? They already have new projects.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's got three other events.

[Sarah Colonna]

And that world is called Earth because. Because, baby, it's happening. Yeah. I'm working. I'm working on what's the next event. I'm going to Denver. Today.

[Jeff Lewis]

Today.

[Sarah Colonna]

Today.

[Lakendra Tooks]

And what are you doing there?

[Sarah Colonna]

Today is Vincent. It's the Vincent van Gogh exhibition. So I had to learn everything about Vincent van Gogh.

[Jeff Lewis]

What do you know about him?

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, my gosh. Oh, I love him. First of all. First of all.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is that what you're gonna say in the press?

[Sarah Colonna]

In the press.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Honestly, so good.

[Sarah Colonna]

If he and I, like, we would have been besties. Like he.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, you think?

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, definitely.

[Jeff Lewis]

You think he'd want to be friends with you?

[Sarah Colonna]

Yes. Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's so great about him?

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, you know what? It really. You know, May is mental health awareness month. Did you know that? That is the truth. That is the truth, I say.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't. I don't believe anything she says.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Now, we don't know.

[Sarah Colonna]

68% of Americans are not up to date on their mental health codes. There's mental health codes. Do you know about this?

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, yeah.

[Sarah Colonna]

There's mental health.

[Lakendra Tooks]

You're just making things up.

[Jameson]

She doesn't know about.

[Jeff Lewis]

She doesn't know about van Gogh.

[Sarah Colonna]

I know about van Gogh.

[Lakendra Tooks]

No, but let me said one thing about van Gogh.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay, Let me tell you. He did. Now, this is why it's important right now during the month of May, which is also my birthday month. It is important because May is mental health awareness. Yeah, it's Mental Health Awareness Month. It makes sense that I was born during Mental Health Awareness Month. And, well, he actually had a lot of mental health issues. And his most famous work, Starry Night, he actually created that from memory whilst he was in the asylum. And he died at only 37. But look at his impact. Look at his impact, y'. All. So you can. You can get a lot of stuff done in 37 years.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Honestly, if you just say whilst a couple times during a sentence, I'll think you're really smart. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So then you go to Oakland to talk about dinosaurs.

[Sarah Colonna]

I'm doing Dinos Alive. Yep, that's next week.

[Jeff Lewis]

Dinos Alive.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's called Dinos Alive. It's in Oakland. Also in the bay. I'll check out the bay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Check out Cobbs.

[Sarah Colonna]

I'll check it out. While I'm there, I'll just be like,

[Lakendra Tooks]

you guys, when are you going?

[Sarah Colonna]

Jameson, can I borrow your clipboard? I'm gonna be like, I'm here to inspect. I heard the chumps are gonna be. When are you going to Oakland? Next week. Are you doing a show there?

[Lakendra Tooks]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you know anything about dinosaurs?

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, I know a lot about dinosaurs.

[Jeff Lewis]

Name three of them.

[Sarah Colonna]

Stegosaurus, Tyrannosaurus Rex, and the Triceratops.

[Jameson]

Good ones.

[Sarah Colonna]

Isn't that a brontosaurus? That was a girl band, that Triceratops, the brontosaurus.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why did they become extinct, Lakendra?

[Sarah Colonna]

Because the caveman and killed them all. That's what humanity does to animals.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's not what happened at all.

[Sarah Colonna]

That's what I heard. I heard the Neanderthals came in with their fire and their.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you think the cavemen killed the dinosaurs?

[Sarah Colonna]

Definitely.

[Jeff Lewis]

So it wasn't an asteroid?

[Sarah Colonna]

No, an asteroid. You know, I grew up in church.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

This is feeling a little church.

[Sarah Colonna]

An asteroid.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah. No. So I'm doing dinos. Next week? Yeah, Van Gogh this week.

[Lakendra Tooks]

When are you gonna have time to work at the yoga studio for 20 minutes?

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, we gotta talk about that. Your certification is supposed to be May 17th. You've already missed two classes. You missed one more and we're done.

[Sarah Colonna]

No, well, I've already made plans. Me and my instructors, they know right now that I'm busy. They know that I'm in demand. But I'm also in demand for yoga sculpt. So listen, I'm being spread thin. I am being spread right now. But that's okay. I'm very spreadable.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do they have chargers at these exhibitions? Because I think that's important. That is important for people with electric cars.

[Sarah Colonna]

San Francisco and the Bay for sure. And Denver for sure. Because Denver is a very environmentally friendly town.

[Jeff Lewis]

So if anyone wants to come to these. These exhibitions, you are assuring them that they have chargers.

[Sarah Colonna]

Absolutely. Come. Come with your car on. Come with the car on. Zero. Yeah.

[Lakendra Tooks]

And you can charge your car whilst, like Hendra tells you, I believe.

[Jeff Lewis]

How many? I think we have a lot of chargers there at the Cobbs Club. Right. In San Francisco, there's parking.

[Lakendra Tooks]

You're gonna have to have a lot. Since I got announced today, you're gonna

[Sarah Colonna]

have to have a few chargers.

[Jeff Lewis]

A lot of electric cars.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

How many chargers do they have?

[Jameson]

Dozens.

[Jeff Lewis]

Dozens.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah. Actually, I just read a report that they've got 17.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, okay. So just go and buy your tickets now and you could charge your. You can charge your vehicle while you're watching.

[Sarah Colonna]

Whilst.

[Jameson]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, Sarah, you have a couple live events coming up.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yes. Please come to see me. And speaking of the bay, you can come see me do an hour of stand up before you see me at the Bay in June 4th and 5th in Sunnyvale. August 3rd through 9th in Vegas. September 24th 26 in Batavia, Illinois. Saracolona.com, more to come.

[Sarah Colonna]

Ooh, Sarah, I'm gonna come to the Vegas one. Oh.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, good. It's so fun. I do a whole week there. It's so fun. Oh, my goodness.

[Jameson]

Should we go?

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, let's go.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, fun. Yeah. Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you gonna miss another class of yoga?

[Sarah Colonna]

No. Well, I have to miss one tonight, unfortunately.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's your third one.

[Sarah Colonna]

No, no, this is my second one.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Sarah Colonna]

I'm only allowed to miss two. So then that's it. So now I have, trust me, like, for my Oakland trip, I might even have to take the bus because I have to get there, do my stuff, and then I have to get back. I don't have My own plane yet.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why don't you drive or take jet suite.

[Sarah Colonna]

I could drive. I can't charge her car. And then sometimes you do get. What do they call it when you're nervous about charging paranoia or something like that. Also, I don't want to drive all the way there. I'd rather be on the bus and then I can sleep. Y' all know I'm old school. I don't have a problem getting on the bus.

[Lakendra Tooks]

You know What I'm saying is jet suite go to Oakland.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, I looked at. But the timing doesn't work. Cause I have to be there early in the morning. I'm doing, like, morning shows. I've. You know, I've got a lot. I'm doing radio show. I'm sorry, Jeff.

[Jameson]

The bus could stop or break down or something.

[Sarah Colonna]

Well, they better not, because I got to. I got to get to Oakland. But I did give myself some wiggle room. If I have to hitchhike, I'll get there.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, So I do want to change the subject.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay, me too. Yeah.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Why you don't want to talk about this.

[Sarah Colonna]

You don't want to talk about my travel plans.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm going to. Oscar has a big birthday coming up.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

When is it, Oscar?

[Oscar]

It's on Monday, May 11th.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God.

[Sarah Colonna]

Happy birthday. You're a Taurus now.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oscar did a post yesterday asking friends and family, whoever else, for birthday gifts.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

And he has. He's included a list of items that you would like other people to buy you, correct?

[Oscar]

My personal friends and family. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I think it also said and anyone else, which means chumps. But you should, because chumps will buy everything on the list for you.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, my God. I need to do this.

[Jeff Lewis]

So let's go over some of this. Let's go over what you. You are looking for.

[Sarah Colonna]

Wow.

[Lakendra Tooks]

What do we got?

[Jeff Lewis]

Brogan got. Got you. What did Brogan get?

[Jameson]

No, he didn't. He didn't buy it. Oh, but there's the options for the Dr. Schultz inserts.

[Oscar]

Oh, yes.

[Lakendra Tooks]

I got you a Portland banger sweatshirt.

[Sarah Colonna]

You're welcome.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay. Wait a minute.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

I actually love those.

[Sarah Colonna]

Is that a Elton John vinyl?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Sarah Colonna]

Do you have a record player?

[Oscar]

So I. I put the inserts because Jameson recommended me those because I have planterfresh. Yeah. Unfortunately, marching ban years.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, my God.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

I love those inserts.

[Oscar]

And they're great. I put them in all my shoes.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oscar, I love that you're a Taurus like me.

[Lakendra Tooks]

You need okay, so 10 Dr. Scholl's inserts. What's this?

[Sarah Colonna]

You want to.

[Jeff Lewis]

And how much are those?

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay, they're like $15.

[Lakendra Tooks]

$15 and 27 cents.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, where do people go to your Instagram? Where do people go to buy you birthday gifts, Right?

[Oscar]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oscar the voice. What else is he looking for? Sarah?

[Lakendra Tooks]

I don't know what this is. G, R, D, T, N A world. And then it stops.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, it.

[Oscar]

That's a belt. But that was just a ridiculous gift kind of a shot to my brother.

[Lakendra Tooks]

It's a $119.99. It's not that bad.

[Jeff Lewis]

Someone can afford it for a weight belt.

[Jameson]

Telling us that they're $400.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, what else?

[Lakendra Tooks]

Okay, we got the diamonds, the Elton John vinyl.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Okay, what else?

[Oscar]

A record player.

[Lakendra Tooks]

What else you got over there?

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay, I've got a Michael Jackson off the Wall album.

[Oscar]

I don't have that one yet.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Sarah Colonna]

Gotta get that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Good.

[Sarah Colonna]

Another Michael Jackson album. Did you see the movie yet?

[Oscar]

Yes, I did, and I loved it.

[Sarah Colonna]

It was great. Oh, my gosh. I need to go see it. Also at Ninja Crispy. Now this is good. The Ninja Crispy. Somebody get Oscar this. Is it an air fryer?

[Oscar]

Yes, it is.

[Sarah Colonna]

Is it an air fryer? But you can also do a whole toaster. You can do a whole rotisserie chicken in there too.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm getting in the Breville.

[Sarah Colonna]

You can get a whole chicken in there. You're getting him a Breville?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I want to get him a Breville. The juicer, the two slicer.

[Lakendra Tooks]

How much is the Ninja Crisper Only two.

[Jeff Lewis]

Nine. What about. Are there any Funko Pops in there?

[Sarah Colonna]

You better believe it.

[Oscar]

There is one Funko.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, my gosh, Oscar. It's a dinosaur. For those who don't know, dinosaurs also are available in the form of a Funko.

[Oscar]

It's actually an alligator.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm so glad you're doing the dinosaur exhibit.

[Lakendra Tooks]

You know, Caveman also made the alligator, right?

[Sarah Colonna]

An alligator is actually. No, the alligator still exists.

[Lakendra Tooks]

No, I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

What else? Isn't there a Funko Pop protector?

[Oscar]

Oh, yeah, there are protectors in there.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, is this the pop shield? Okay. These little thingies.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, like a display case that.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's pretty bold going on your Instagram and asking for birthday gifts. You know what kind of a smart thing.

[Jameson]

You only turn 29 months.

[Oscar]

A lot of my extended family live in other states and they just suggested I'd put everything in a link and they'll just purchase it for me.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know who probably does that Katie Lowe's.

[Jameson]

Oh, she has a link.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, for sure. Your birthday's in May.

[Sarah Colonna]

My birthday is literally two Ken's days from today.

[Jameson]

Where's the day?

[Lakendra Tooks]

Is it. What day is it?

[Sarah Colonna]

May 20th.

[Lakendra Tooks]

You need a link, y'.

[Sarah Colonna]

All. I'm gonna post my link. Follow me at lentz.

[Jeff Lewis]

You need a registry.

[Sarah Colonna]

I do need a registry.

[Jeff Lewis]

For your birthday.

[Sarah Colonna]

I need a birthday registry.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know what? You should ask for a charger.

[Sarah Colonna]

Okay, I need a charger. I need a. What else do people put on their registration?

[Lakendra Tooks]

An encyclopedia about dinosaurs.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yes.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Yes.

[Sarah Colonna]

Y' all give me some dinosaur information.

[Lakendra Tooks]

How old are you turning?

[Jeff Lewis]

God, I should have.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oscar, how old are you turning?

[Oscar]

I'll be 29.

[Sarah Colonna]

Me too.

[Jameson]

I'm turning 30. On tennis birthday, I'm gonna want gifts.

[Jeff Lewis]

Except everything I want is really expensive. I needed the rich chump.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Well, we've got them.

[Sarah Colonna]

We all got them. Y' all got some rich chumps. I love that for y' all also,

[Jeff Lewis]

so if you go to voice, make sure to pick up a gift for Oscar.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, I appreciate it.

[Lakendra Tooks]

And there's also gift cards in there, so you could just like get a five dollar gift selling them all.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know what?

[Lakendra Tooks]

I.

[Jeff Lewis]

If you sell them all, you should add more to the list because I think the chumps today are going to buy all that shit.

[Sarah Colonna]

Also put your Venmo, because maybe they could just give you money.

[Oscar]

Well, there's a gift card option in there. It goes up to two grand.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you also add coloring books, crayons, Legos, puzzles, all my Disney ears and stuff?

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, I love that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, the Disney pass.

[Oscar]

Oh, that's a good idea.

[Jeff Lewis]

Someone will buy that for you. Not me. Put me down for an insole. Oscar. What are they, 15 bucks?

[Jameson]

Yeah.

[Lakendra Tooks]

How many are you gonna get?

[Jeff Lewis]

One.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Just one?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Not even a pair.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why don't you get one?

[Lakendra Tooks]

I'll get one and you get one.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, there's two. You want in?

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, I'll get you an insult.

[Jeff Lewis]

So now those are 15 bucks.

[Sarah Colonna]

Now he's got three insoles.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Someone better buy a fourth. He's gonna be all lopsided.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah. I love that.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is exciting. I think.

[Sarah Colonna]

Good. Happy early birthday. I love that you're.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Are you doing anything exciting for your birthday?

[Jeff Lewis]

You go to Disneyland?

[Jameson]

Oh, it's Mother's Day. That's. What's your birthday?

[Oscar]

Oh, it's Mother's Day the day before this year.

[Jeff Lewis]

So this time, will your mom celebrate this year? No, it's too close to Mother's Day.

[Oscar]

So my mom's birthday is also in May, so she's going to San Diego with my dad at the end of the month.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Aw.

[Oscar]

That's how they'll celebrate.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you're not invited?

[Oscar]

No, I'll be taking care of Bambi.

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh.

[Jeff Lewis]

So are they gonna do anything for your birthday, your parents? We'll get you a cupcake or something.

[Oscar]

I don't know, actually.

[Jeff Lewis]

A cookie. We gotta do something for him.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's been a little.

[Jeff Lewis]

Although it's coming up so quick, though.

[Jameson]

I just.

[Jeff Lewis]

We don't have time to plan.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Monday.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yes. Okay. Like, my birthday's coming up. All these talk about ostriches.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Oh, it's all we're acting like.

[Sarah Colonna]

It's not going to also be my birthday.

[Jeff Lewis]

What? Or two Ken's days from now.

[Sarah Colonna]

Two Ken days from today. It's also my birthday.

[Lakendra Tooks]

I'm going to Cabo.

[Oscar]

Celebrate together. Lendra, we should go together.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think you guys have different interests.

[Lakendra Tooks]

I'm going to Cabo for your birthday.

[Sarah Colonna]

You are going to be in Cabo on my birthday?

[Lakendra Tooks]

Well, the day.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah, I might come. Okay, well, you know, I'm busy.

[Jeff Lewis]

How was that Cinco de Mayo celebration on the seventh floor? The fiesta?

[Unidentified Guest 1]

I did not attend. Did you go ask?

[Oscar]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

How was the food?

[Oscar]

Oh, tacos. They had carne asada tacos, chicken tacos, rice, beans. So good.

[Jeff Lewis]

If I was eating chicken Coke.

[Lakendra Tooks]

Where was it from? Do you know?

[Oscar]

I don't know, actually.

[Lakendra Tooks]

But it was good.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was really good.

[Oscar]

Yeah, the salsa.

[Jeff Lewis]

No one else went, huh? Why didn't you take it? Oh, because you're ibs.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Just.

[Jeff Lewis]

You'd have to go home.

[Sarah Colonna]

You gotta be so careful with your tummy, James.

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[Jeff Lewis]

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[Jameson]

Get styled. Not today, sweatpants. Somebody's wearing jeans that fit.

[Oscar]

No photos, please.

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Jameson]

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[Jameson]

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[Lakendra Tooks]

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