Sarah Colonna & Ryan Bailey: Pantry Snacks & Confrontations

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Jeff Lewis Has Issues

Episode: Sarah Colonna & Ryan Bailey: Pantry Snacks & Confrontations

Date: January 2, 2026
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Sarah Colonna, Ryan Bailey, Jamie Kennedy, Annie Brogan, Lakendra, and others

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Episode Overview

In this lively bonus episode, Jeff Lewis and his ensemble of “chumps” relive the hilarious (and sometimes awkward) aftermath of Sarah Colonna’s epic holiday party at Ryan Bailey’s home. The group dishes about pantry raids, food fights, drunken antics, social faux pas, and unexpected confrontations among their extended circle of friends. True to form, Jeff navigates the mayhem with blunt humor and zero filter, while cohosts and listeners call in to fill in the wild social gaps.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Infamous Pantry Raid

• Jeff’s Take: Jeff enthusiastically recounts how he, Crystal Minkoff, and Michael Beck snuck into Ryan’s second kitchen and raided his pantry for snacks, completely disregarding the curated party food.
  • “I snuck off with Crystal Minkoff…Jeff's like, pulling pretzels down, Michael Beck has a piece of chicken satay…Crystal goes, ‘Is that Milk Duds?’” (03:25)
• Ryan’s Reaction: Disbelief and playful outrage over his guests bypassing hundreds of dollars in catering for leftover Halloween candy, sandwiches, and pantry snacks.
  • “I round the corner and go, what the fuck are they doing in my pantry?” (03:39)
• Highlights: Milk Duds, tortilla chips, salsa out of the jar, and Mr. Pickles sandwiches are all fair game deep into the evening.
  • “I was walking around with the tortilla bag…then I saw J.B. Kennedy walking around with the tortilla back, just eating…” (04:50)
• Memorable quote:
  • Sarah Colonna: “You looked at me like you found a diamond.” (04:36)

2. Running Out of Food: Online Party Shaming

• Online Outrage: Videos from the party spark social media judgment about the “lack” of food, focusing on a meager-looking charcuterie board.
• Reality Check: The hosts clarify there was an extensive food spread, a taco guy serving 300, and endless passed appetizers and dessert tables.
  • “You go spend thousands of dollars, you asshole.” – Ryan Bailey (03:23)

3. Overindulgence and Drunken Antics

• Champagne Punch Disappears: The notorious “Christmas Crippler” champagne punch runs dry before midnight, fueling some of the evening’s questionable decisions.
  • “At like 11pm I looked and it was all gone. And I made a big batch of it.” – Ryan Bailey (08:09)
• Food for the Drunks: Jeff suggests the party should’ve included a late-night food service for those with the munchies.

4. Dynamic Party Guests: Bloody Knees & Bandaged Faces

• Lakendra’s Story: Shows up bandaged after a “coyote chase,” becomes a talking point and joke fodder throughout the episode.
• Another Guest's Mishap: A boyfriend of a friend arrives with a fresh facial surgery, causing double-takes.
  • “This guy showed up and he had this big, swollen, bloody nose that was bandaged…Every single person is like, what has happened to that guy?” – Jeff Lewis (11:06)

5. The Awkward Confrontation: Justin & Evan vs. The Chumps

• Background: Tensions simmer from past podcast-related drama between regulars, notably Justin Martindale and others.
• The Bar Moment: Evan encourages Justin to go say hello to Shane, but Justin refuses, sparking awkwardness.
  • Annie Brogan: “Evan turns to Justin, he’s like, don’t you want to say hi to Shane? And he’s like, why would I want to say hi to Shane?” (25:39)
• Accidental Digital Eavesdropping: Annie’s constant filming catches some of the drama, unintentionally recording tense conversations.
• Sarah’s History: Sarah explains her falling out with Justin due to loyalty issues at “her new job” and his reaction to being ghosted after a blow-up from past events.
  • “He was upset by that, hurt by that, obviously.” – Jeff Lewis (32:34)
• Physical Escalation: Sarah describes Justin grabbing her arm on her way out, which she firmly rebuffs.
  • “He grabbed me by the arm, pulled me back, and was like, just be yourself. No, you’re not. I looked at him…realized he’s, like, wasted. Don’t touch me.” – Sarah Colonna (31:32)
• Ryan’s Regret: “I said, I just wish that didn’t happen…It’s my party. I just want everyone to have a good time and get along.” (28:43)

6. Parking Drama & Neighborhood Diplomacy

• Patrick & Paul’s Parking Adventure: Call in to explain how their charm got them driveway parking at a neighbor’s, reinforcing their status as party MVPs.
  • Patrick: “Tom came to the car and goes, why don’t you guys just park in our driveway?” (39:51)
• Security and Safety: Discussion of having security at the party, neighborly altercations, and the logistics of guest management.

7. Other Highlights & Running Jokes

• Doug and His “Texting Bed”: Jeff jokes about Doug’s strict routines and “emotional manipulation” from his bed texting him to come home.
  • “Your bed is texting you: Time for bed. Come to bed.” (14:37)
• Self-Image & Compliments: Doug questions Sarah’s “new look,” jokingly insinuating plastic surgery.
  • “Did you do something?…Did someone help you get ready?” – Doug via Sarah (17:13)
• Who’s Leaving Last? Final guests compete in an endurance contest, with Ryan and John up cleaning until 5am.
  • “I was up until five o’ clock in the morning. Not on cocaine. No…” – Ryan Bailey (47:40)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Pantry Raiding & Social Media Backlash:

  • “People were dragging you and saying…you should have gone to Costco…But what you don’t realize, there was the whole spread outside.” – Jeff Lewis (02:02)
  • “We had enough tacos for 300 people, and they were all fucking gone.” – Ryan Bailey (02:26)

• On Party Fallout and Physical Grabbing:

  • “He grabbed me by the arm, pulled me back, and was like, just be yourself. No, you’re not…Don’t touch me.” – Sarah Colonna (31:32)
  • “I just wish that didn’t happen…I just want everyone to have a good time and get along.” – Ryan Bailey (28:43)

• On Doug’s "Texting Bed":

  • “When you’re trying to have a conversation and your bed is texting you…It was the most creepy thing I have ever witnessed in my life.” – Jeff Lewis (14:37)

• Post-Party Regrets:

  • “We just had five house guests…that had nothing to eat the next day. It’s not a big deal. And no leftovers because Patrick and Paul took them.” – Ryan Bailey (47:59)

• Recounting Festivities:

  • “Those chumps, they came for that Camus, those chumps.” – Jeff Lewis (09:23)
  • “He had a big, swollen, bloody nose that was bandaged…Every single person is like, what has happened to that guy?” – Jeff Lewis (11:06)

• On Social Dynamics:

  • “If there was going to be any sort of confrontation, I’m glad that they didn’t.” – Jeff Lewis (42:38)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Topic | Timestamps (MM:SS) | |----------------------------------------|-------------------------------| | Pantry Raid Recap & Online Outrage | 02:00 – 05:45 | | Chumps’ Drunken Antics/Food Shortages | 07:45 – 09:30 | | Bloody Knees, Party Injuries | 09:19 – 12:15 | | Doug & His Texting Bed | 14:23 – 15:50 | | Justin & Evan Confrontation | 24:50 – 32:34 | | Sarah’s Side of the Story | 29:56 – 32:44 | | Patrick & Paul Call, Parking Saga | 39:34 – 43:56 | | Party’s Last Guests & Final Cleanup | 46:56 – 48:03 |

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Tone & Language

The episode crackles with the group’s signature irreverent banter, brutal honesty, and underlying affection—even as the cast calls each other (and their wider circle) out for bad behavior. No drama goes unexamined, but laughter and camaraderie win the day.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode is an unfiltered, laugh-out-loud window into the chaotic world of Jeff Lewis and his crew. If you appreciate reality TV-style drama, party horror stories, and friends who roast each other as much as they care, this episode delivers it all—with a main course of food-fueled mayhem and a side of jaw-dropping confrontational moments, all at one unforgettable holiday party.

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Transcript

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Sarah Colonna]

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[Ryan Bailey]

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[Sarah Colonna]

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[Ryan Bailey]

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[Jeff Lewis]

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[Ryan Bailey]

I'm glad that you're feeling so good about this, but the truth is, I.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Got fired and it's your fucking fault.

[Jeff Lewis]

She gets paid for this shit.

[Ryan Bailey]

You get paid for this shit. Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In this bonus episode, Sarah Colon and Ryan Bailey join the show. We chat about my pantry raid at Sarah's holiday party. Plus Lakendra's bandaged knees and. And drunken antics. Good morning, guys.

[Sarah Colonna]

Good morning.

[Annie Brogan]

Good morning.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm totally prepared to be dragged.

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh, good.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know what's coming.

[Lakendra]

Yeah, she hungry?

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Don't even start.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Welcome to Chunk. Miss you guys.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, I'm hungry because my. This morning I went to go get myself a protein shake, and, you know, they were all gone because a couple people started going through my refrigerator around.

[Lakendra]

11:30Pm what about your Mr. Pickle sandwich?

[Annie Brogan]

Is that still there?

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, okay, so first, let's back up.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah. How do we start?

[Jeff Lewis]

Epic holiday party.

[Lakendra]

So good.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I don't think people. Cause I know people are starting to drag you now because there were videos of inside the home where there was just this very small charcuterie plate and people were dragging you and saying that you were poor and that you should have. And you should have gone to Costco or whatever. But what you don't realize, there was the whole spread outside.

[Ryan Bailey]

Listen to that. Assholes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay?

[Ryan Bailey]

We had a guy making tacos from seven to nine. He had enough tacos for 300 people, and they were all fucking Gone. Okay. Wow. We had bites catering afterwards with past.

[Annie Brogan]

The turkey empanadas, which I ate six.

[Ryan Bailey]

Turkey pot pie empanadas were so good. We had enough for 300 people. I thought they were all gone, but I guess there were some leftovers. Cause that's when I found you guys over where the. The girls were heating them up and making and eating the leftovers. Michael Beckham.

[Jamie Kennedy]

But you were even just eating. They weren't even just eating the party food. They were eating your normal living food, right?

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, we'll get to that. And first I'm just yelling at the person that said I didn't have enough food. And then we had a table in the fucking dining room where food's supposed to be desserts, just full of, like, desserts and snacks. And so I'm sorry I didn't have a bunch of charcuterie, meat and cheese out. Sweating for three hours, you know, sitting out where people are gathering. Okay, right, okay. You go spend thousands of dollars, you asshole.

[Jamie Kennedy]

But what a successful party overall.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. So I say your house really works for me because you have this very private second kitchen with a big, beautiful walk in pantry. And that is where I snuck off with Crystal Minkoff. And of course, you didn't have to tell Michael twice.

[Ryan Bailey]

No. I round the corner and I look in the pantry and I'm like, what the fuck are they doing in my pantry? And like, Jeff. Jeff's like, pulling pretzels down. Michael Beck has a piece of chicken saute just hanging out of his mouth from the past dance. I looked out and then. And I. All I hear is Crystal go, is that Milk Duds? And then she's grabbing, like, our leftover Halloween candy.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was like rabid dogs.

[Jamie Kennedy]

And he has a great photo of Jeff with his mouth full.

[Jeff Lewis]

At 11:30pm Mercedes sent me a video. Just a video of Jeff eating a sandwich behind.

[Sarah Colonna]

And then they half eaten already.

[Ryan Bailey]

It wasn't enough to go into my kitchen. They decided, let's open the refrigerator.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm so glad I did.

[Ryan Bailey]

They go into my refrigerator. All right. We had five house guests. One of the house guests we had ordered from this place. Mr. Pickles, you're welcome. For introducing you to Mr. Pickles.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you. And thank you to your guests. That left half a sandwich.

[Ryan Bailey]

Half a sandwich. The next morning, she's like, oh, I thought I had a half a sandwich in here. I said, well, Jeff Lewis ate that. And so that was gone so good.

[Sarah Colonna]

I look over, you looked at me like you found diamond.

[Ryan Bailey]

You're like, I found salsa, not an entire bag of tortilla chips. I'm like, why? I don't know.

[Lakendra]

She was eating the salsa right out of the jar.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan Bailey]

No, I know. Yeah. I mean, listen.

[Jeff Lewis]

But the fun. I tell you, I was walking around with the tortilla bag because you had. There were like five of them in the pantry. And then like half an hour Later, I saw J.B. kennedy walking around with the tortilla back, just eating.

[Ryan Bailey]

You know where else there were tortilla chips? Out on the table. Out on the table.

[Lakendra]

No, no.

[Ryan Bailey]

And then I. And then I look and I go, is Michael back drinking one of our yogurt protein shakes?

[Lakendra]

It was a probiotic. I have a paras.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, no, it's great. And then I was telling John about it, and he goes, oh, it gets better. He goes round the corner, go to the bathroom in the hallway, and I see Keyian over there sipping on a protein shake. And I guess he tried to, like, hide it when John came around the corner. Cause he felt like he was so embarrassing. And John was like, yeah. He goes, hey, man, what are you doing?

[Jeff Lewis]

You should have hid in the pantry with us. It was so nice. You don't need, like, you don't need silverware. You don't need napkins.

[Lakendra]

Well, I got there a little bit late. Cause I was at another event before. And when I got there, I was told the food service was over. And when we walked into the pantry, there were so many empanadas.

[Jeff Lewis]

Chicken satay.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Like you were hoarding it.

[Ryan Bailey]

Like you were hiding it for us.

[Annie Brogan]

The taco service was over. The girls kept passing the apps for hours.

[Lakendra]

No, they didn't.

[Jamie Kennedy]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

And they roped it off. They weren't even letting us in. I had to climb the rope.

[Ryan Bailey]

John roped that area off for them. It was an idea this year. Yeah. And apparently we're gonna have to put up bigger barricades.

[Lakendra]

You need to lock your pantry.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah. I do not know why. I think they thought people weren't eating anymore. They were, like, passing them around. And then people weren't taking them anymore. So they were like, okay, we'll leave for a little bit. And then they didn't wait until you guys found out.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You guys, Jeff and Michael, you guys used to hang out all the time. And you said you would get each other into trouble. Did you just mean food wise? Yeah, like, you were just, like, pressure into those places.

[Lakendra]

Well, funny is this was the first time Jeff met Austin. And they instantly brought him very handsome by the way. Thank you, Austin. His love language is food as well.

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh.

[Lakendra]

And the next thing I know, Jeff and Austin are in the pantry together eating. Jeff's being a bad influence. And then Austin's eating Mr. Pickles. And I'm like, what the fuck?

[Ryan Bailey]

This is your first time in the Mr. Pickles.

[Jeff Lewis]

There was another half Mr. Pickles. And I told Austin, I ate the roast beef, but you. The turkey looks really good.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, that was mine. It was really good. Yeah, you're welcome.

[Lakendra]

I thought it was so good.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Jeff shares other people's food.

[Lakendra]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And we also. I love that you had mild paste picante.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was so concerned because I don't really act too spicy.

[Ryan Bailey]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was perfect. And Austin, I loved it. And we both double dipped.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah. Great. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then I put it back in the fridge.

[Lakendra]

Austin said at one point he had crumbs on. And Jeff looked over and wiped off his crumbs.

[Ryan Bailey]

Aww. I'm shocked he didn't eat it. That's so sweet.

[Sarah Colonna]

That's special.

[Ryan Bailey]

At one point, Crystal, the next day, just sent me a photo of an empty carton of Milk Duds on the console of her car.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you do have a lock on that pantry.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, but I told you it's on backwards. Yes, because one time I got locked in there. I know that backwards. MJ said that was a big mistake.

[Jeff Lewis]

You had a full table of sweets in the dining room. But I just. I like salt.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And so when I found those pretzels and tortilla chips.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah.

[Jamie Kennedy]

They were all.

[Ryan Bailey]

They were on the table.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Because I just want to explain to people this wasn't just a chump party. There was so many other people.

[Ryan Bailey]

A hundred other people.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Did they. Were they noticing your behavior of, like, who's the man with the tortilla chips?

[Lakendra]

I think they were freaked out by all of us. They kept looking at all the chumps.

[Ryan Bailey]

Like, I watched, I think by that point. So this is the first year the Christmas crippler, which is what John calls my champagne punch. And I get a lot of DMs from chumps giving me the recipe. So I'll just post it today. You don't have to. I'll post it on my stories, please. And this is the first time at like 11pm I looked and it was all gone. It was all gone. And I made a big batch of it. No. So I think everyone was bummed. So I don't think that would be.

[Jeff Lewis]

My only suggestion to you is that maybe you start another food service for the drunks like at 10. 10 to midnight because I got the munchies.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, well, you didn't eat because you didn't eat before.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I was trying really hard not to eat and be good.

[Ryan Bailey]

And then you lost your shit.

[Jeff Lewis]

But then when I had. Well, when I had that camas, which John was very upset about.

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh, my God.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Well, you opened a bottle of Camus that he brought.

[Ryan Bailey]

That he brought as a gift. He brought a giant bottle of Camus. Like the bottle and a half.

[Lakendra]

Like the bit.

[Ryan Bailey]

Whatever that is. And then John looks on the. On the island and he goes, oh, no, someone opened Jeff. Someone opened Jeff's gift. I go, yeah, Jeff did.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah.

[Ryan Bailey]

And then I look and it's completely empty. And he's like, that Camus is good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Those chumps, they came for that Camus, those chums. You opened it now. Did anyone notice? Now, Lakendra, it's interesting because, you know, she was all bandaged up, her legs and her knees.

[Jamie Kennedy]

But then she still gone.

[Jeff Lewis]

But she wore a dress that showed off the bandages so she could have a story to tell. She was chased by a pack of coyotes.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I didn't. Is this in Brad? She ran back from brain, fell face.

[Lakendra]

First on her knees.

[Jamie Kennedy]

At Sarah Colonis.

[Lakendra]

She had bloody.

[Jeff Lewis]

You didn't hear about this?

[Lakendra]

Both bandits up.

[Jamie Kennedy]

When I talked to lakindra, she was sitting down, so I couldn't see any.

[Ryan Bailey]

She got chased by.

[Jeff Lewis]

By the way she was telling that story to your guests. And you should see the response.

[Jamie Kennedy]

And then she was like, where's Sarah's cousin? Is he coming?

[Ryan Bailey]

She's like, I already got a knee pad on.

[Jeff Lewis]

Let's go.

[Lakendra]

One guy was kind of into it. That one guy was sticking around a little too long, lingering.

[Ryan Bailey]

I mean, I feel like I need more details about this. I didn't know that they really. That they chased people.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know if it was a pack. She said it was a pack.

[Lakendra]

I think it was one. It was one.

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

She said it got pretty close. That's why she started running.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, no, that's.

[Jeff Lewis]

She fell.

[Lakendra]

But it was fun. By the time we got there, Lakendra was bombed.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Well, I did notice they were over serving people at Sarah's party.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was our fault.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Over serving.

[Ryan Bailey]

I do want to bring up another bandage just real quick. Did you see the guy with the bandage on his face?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God. That was insane. Everyone was talking about this guy.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, they should have been.

[Jeff Lewis]

This guy showed up and he had this big, swollen, bloody nose that was bandaged and Every single person is like, what is happened to that guy?

[Ryan Bailey]

It's one of my girlfriend's boyfriends. It's a friend of mine's boyfriend. I've never met him. None of us. This is her first introduction to all of us. We've never met him. She didn't text me before. She didn't. Heads up. He's got a cast on his face. Do you know what I mean? Just no heads up. No. Like you would think you would bring that up. And so she introduces me to him and I'm like, oh. And he goes, oh, I just had a surgery. And I go, oh. You don't say, you know, like, didn't.

[Jeff Lewis]

Know, like that day.

[Ryan Bailey]

He's like, the day before, he said it was.

[Jeff Lewis]

It looked like it.

[Ryan Bailey]

A deviated septum surgery.

[Jamie Kennedy]

A pack of coyotes chased me.

[Ryan Bailey]

It was deviated septum surgery. I was like, oh, so. And then you. And you wanted to go out.

[Lakendra]

Couldn't sit this one out.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can't believe he showed up looking like.

[Jamie Kennedy]

And Jeff still had an appetite after that.

[Ryan Bailey]

And Keyan was like, that. Home Alone was playing, you know, and you know, when he. The guy has a broken out, and it was just like playing in the background and he just looked just like him. I mean, it was insane. That is a bold move.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, I was happy to see Rob Minkoff. Yeah, he joined the party. He got there before his wife. He thought his wife would be there, but his wife wasn't there.

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh, I didn't realize he came before her.

[Jeff Lewis]

She was doing the rounds, the holiday party rounds. She was running a bit late. Rob was there first. And unfortunately, Crystal wasn't there to block certain people from talking to him.

[Lakendra]

Oh, God.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oscar asked for a part. One of his movies.

[Lakendra]

Oh, what is that, 100%? What happened?

[Ryan Bailey]

Is it like 97% what happened?

[Lakendra]

It's more like 90.

[Ryan Bailey]

Please tell.

[Lakendra]

I had said, you know, I did some voice acting. It'd be nice. You know, I've always wanted to play a Disney character and say, okay, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

He asked if you could put me in one of your movies.

[Annie Brogan]

He had to plant the seed.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then just to further bore the shit out of him, he discussed his award winning, popular podcast.

[Lakendra]

Oh, award winning.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Closed mouths don't get fed.

[Lakendra]

Yep, yep. Three more awards than Jeff Lewis's podcast, right?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, those. Those high school kids were very generous with those awards.

[Lakendra]

College.

[Ryan Bailey]

College. Oh, sorry, was it a podcast? I don't know about this podcast. Like you have one now.

[Sarah Colonna]

There hasn't been a new episode since April 2024.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Dedicated listener.

[Lakendra]

New episodes drop next.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Well, that's ballsy for Rob to show up without crystal.

[Lakendra]

Like, he.

[Jeff Lewis]

He won't do it again.

[Lakendra]

No, but what was funny was I was telling this to Jameson was Doug was talking to him and he was trying to get to you, Sarah. And Doug was like, oh, that's Sarah Colonna. She's a comedian.

[Ryan Bailey]

Is.

[Lakendra]

Because he was. Rob was appreciating the decor and he goes, oh, yeah, that's her husband's doing. Sarah doesn't give a shit.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, Doug said that? Yeah.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Well, way to throw Doug under the bus. I love you, Doug.

[Ryan Bailey]

Well, Doug. And what time was that? Would you say you Oscar?

[Lakendra]

Probably around 9:30.

[Jeff Lewis]

Ish.

[Ryan Bailey]

Okay, okay. Cause at 9:15, Doug said goodbye, and then Rob came. And then at 10:30, I saw Doug still there and I said, I thought you left. And he goes, I'm trying.

[Jeff Lewis]

I told him to stay.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

I said, you gotta break this routine. You don't have to be home by 9 because he's very regimented and he thinks he has to be home and in bed. But the problem is, too, is when you're trying to have a conversation and your bed is texting you. Oh, his bed was sending him messages. Time for bed. Come to bed.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Emotional manipulation.

[Jeff Lewis]

It was the most creepy thing I have ever witnessed in my life.

[Ryan Bailey]

A little sad, but it's. But also.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Also a little sweet. It's kind of nice.

[Ryan Bailey]

Sure.

[Lakendra]

Nobody misses them.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, it sounds toxic.

[Jeff Lewis]

What was the. Those movies where people fall in love with robots?

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know what I mean?

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, like that. What was the one with Scarlet Johansson?

[Jamie Kennedy]

Hers and the Real Girl. Yeah, Doug would be great with Doug.

[Lakendra]

And the real bad.

[Jeff Lewis]

I just worry about the. I just worry about that relationship because she was getting aggressive about coming to bed.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Where the fuck are you, Doug?

[Lakendra]

She or he.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know if it's a he or she. Oh, you think it's a he?

[Annie Brogan]

Yeah, for sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, he wanted Doug home.

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh, I. I like. I hope that at some point he's like, fuck it, I'm locking the door. You can't get in. I quit it. I'm sleep outside tonight.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Sleep at Sarah's.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have a call.

[Lakendra]

Yeah, I gotta go. All right, I love you. I. I'm gonna listen in the car because I can't wait to watch Vanderpump.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yes.

[Lakendra]

Because the party wasn't all fun.

[Ryan Bailey]

Okay, we'll get there.

[Annie Brogan]

I can't wait to hear.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can we start with the positive, please?

[Ryan Bailey]

Wait, have we gotten to the positive?

[Lakendra]

We've got through the positive. Let's get to the positive.

[Ryan Bailey]

No, I want to say Doug, bye. Love you, Doug.

[Jeff Lewis]

Bye, Mikey.

[Ryan Bailey]

Doug was very kind when he first got there. He and Carney came a little, like, right on time. Carney brought this big crock pot of Swedish meatballs.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right on time or early. What time did Doug get there?

[Ryan Bailey]

A couple minutes after 7. Not early. I said to him, listen, John wants everyone to have the walk up. Except. So just so you know, you gotta.

[Jeff Lewis]

He waited in the car for 20 minutes, probably.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah. Texting with his bed.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I'm trying to be home a little late, sweetie.

[Ryan Bailey]

But he looked at me and he goes, you look. You look great. And I said, thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

I thought the same thing.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah. Well, okay.

[Jamie Kennedy]

That Sarah looked great.

[Ryan Bailey]

Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

She looked great.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah. And then he goes, but different. He said, did you. And he started, like, touching his face. He said, did you, like, do something? And I said, did I get a facelift? I mean, you saw me in Brea last week. Like, I'm not like that guy coming out with a cast on his face. Right. I would have had to. I said, no, I didn't get something done since, like, what? I said, I got a spray tan. It must be that I got a spray tan. And he goes, oh, okay. But it's something else. It's like your makeup. He goes, did someone help you get ready?

[Jeff Lewis]

I honestly thought that something was different too. I thought you looked really good. And I just thought maybe it was the spray tan. Makes sense.

[Ryan Bailey]

It does.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then a little more makeup.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, I had a little more, like, sparkly.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you looked good. You looked really good. I didn't. You know, I didn't go to facelift.

[Ryan Bailey]

Right.

[Jeff Lewis]

But that's where Doug went.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah. And then he. And then he didn't think I could have gotten ready. He didn't think I could have done that on my own. And we started laughing.

[Jeff Lewis]

I also thought someone helped you, but.

[Ryan Bailey]

Nobody did, just for the record.

[Jamie Kennedy]

But even if they did, that'd be okay.

[Annie Brogan]

So, Sarah, don't be embarrassed.

[Ryan Bailey]

Are we back to disappointment today? Am I back to my old face? Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I thought you looked great.

[Lakendra]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

But, yes, you're back to your old face.

[Annie Brogan]

See, Doug, there's no work.

[Ryan Bailey]

Proof positive.

[Annie Brogan]

Doug.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Doug's bed is like, she's definitely had work.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I will say I am very proud of Doug because he just does not stay up that late or leave parties that late, you know?

[Jamie Kennedy]

I wonder if it ruined his weekend, though, because he did, like. He's like, I. I feel worn Out.

[Ryan Bailey]

Now. I know. I talked to him the next day. He sounded very perky.

[Annie Brogan]

He got to hang out with Rob for an hour. He was very perky.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. He cornered him just like Oscar did. So Rob's never gonna come back because first he got cornered by Oscar, then he got cornered by Doug. I mean, there was no saving him.

[Annie Brogan]

No, I just got a high.

[Ryan Bailey]

Bye.

[Annie Brogan]

He was surrounded by chumps.

[Jeff Lewis]

He just. He couldn't get out of there fast enough.

[Ryan Bailey]

And he didn't have his wife to protect him because she was in the.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Pantry with me and Michael back, I found milk duck.

[Jeff Lewis]

But it's funny, even after all that, I was a little surprised because Cian is very, you know, he's very regimented. He did not eat any of the junk food that we ate. So, I mean, I watched Michael eat because I had the same things we had. Like, we had those chicken skewers. We had the empanadas, leftover sandwich sandwiches, tortilla chips sandwiches. But then he was still hungry, and he. And he went for the protein shake.

[Ryan Bailey]

Protein shake, yogurt, protein shake. And then Key and I guess saw it, and he goes, Wow, 23 grams of protein in that, huh? And I guess he decided he needed some way.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Keen's defense. Keon said he missed his actual protein shake yesterday. So his actual one, he.

[Ryan Bailey]

He takes, right?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, but I think we take those as a supplement. But with Michael, it was in addition.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yes, it was in addition, he was washing down the tortilla chips with it.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, so then I would like to know. Now, I don't. You must be. You must not. You can't wait for this baby shower to be over, because there was a whole another group conversation at this party about your baby shower.

[Jamie Kennedy]

And I will say, you know, I. I truly think Annie is an artist. I love her. But when that phone comes out, it's like we're on Cops or something. It is a full reality show because we're having, like, a normal conversation. It's like, me, Jeff, I think Jamie, I've been trying to remember the conversation, and all of a sudden, Poll comes into it, and it's still a normal conversation about the baby shower. And Jeff's like, oh, it's ridiculous. Then Annie, being a professional, sees this, brings the phone out, which I totally understand. And then it gets elevated. Once that phone comes out, everybody is on. And at that point, I left to get a drink. I was like, I can't do this. I can't do it again.

[Ryan Bailey]

Was it a pitch recall?

[Sarah Colonna]

Good for you.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Well, No, I mean, Jeff was, like, in the middle.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was in the middle of it.

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh, instigated. Jeff was pissed.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I just said, like, I'm tired of it. And I said. I said to Ryan, I said, look, I don't want you to feel pressure to invite anybody you don't want there. I said, I completely understand the situation with Patrick and Paul. If you do not want to invite them, I will back you. Then Patrick got in my face, but it was fine. I mean, we're good. But I said, look, I want to be honest with you. I think that you are a genuinely sweet man, but sometimes, you know. And I do this, too. Sometimes we say things without thinking. And you have to understand, like, what you said to Rebecca is insulting. I understand that you meant well. So she doesn't want you at the baby shower. You got to give her some time.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And just fucking back off.

[Ryan Bailey]

But also, it's not. Don't ask for an invite anyway.

[Jamie Kennedy]

But also, it doesn't have to. But it also doesn't have to be that deep because we're so worried about having the baby itself.

[Ryan Bailey]

Right.

[Jamie Kennedy]

And also, I will say it was so good because everybody behaved themselves so much at Sarah's party that of course we want everybody there.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah.

[Jamie Kennedy]

How would you not lock your pants?

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, just make sure there's a lot of food.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah. And lock your pantry, and you'll be fine. Maybe put a chain lock on your refrigerator.

[Jamie Kennedy]

It was wild because then I was, like. Then Jamie Kennedy. Like, he was, like, catching him up to things because he was, like, really focused on the Joey stuff at Chump Miss.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, Joey didn't make it to your party.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah.

[Ryan Bailey]

Where was Joey? He didn't rsvp.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Was he invited?

[Ryan Bailey]

He was invited. And it. You know, I don't know if Joey knows this, but it says viewed when you view the invitation.

[Jeff Lewis]

You told me he was going.

[Ryan Bailey]

He never RSVP'd.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Well, he never made it.

[Ryan Bailey]

At least not that I saw him.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Did you guys text? Like, where are you?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I haven't. I didn't text him because I figured whatever happened on the show, maybe he just needs a few days, so.

[Ryan Bailey]

No, but you know Patrick. I mean, you know that he meant well, but it's like it doesn't matter. Like it doesn't matter now. Right? They both.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Of course, Patrick, the next day, texted me, checking in on me and Rebecca, and he was shooting Ventura Shore, so.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, very. They're. They're both.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I mean, I have no problems with them at all, but I didn't want to cause a scene at your party. Like, that was the other thing. It started getting loud, and I was like, I'm just gonna remove myself from this.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, you had other people doing that. But this is what I'm a pref. This is one of the reasons why I keep asking Sutton, who's going to be your party? Who's going to be at your party? If. If there's someone there that is going to make me feel very uncomfortable or I feel like there's going to be some sort of confrontation or. Look, and it's not my. Not necessarily from me, but it could come from the other side. I don't want to put myself in that situation. And so that's why I'm always asking people, like, who are you inviting? Who are you inviting now?

[Ryan Bailey]

You asked me before, too. You asked me a couple weeks ago on the air.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And as I said before, the only person that I thought, you know, for a second I could have an issue with is Justin Martindale. But I have no issue with Justin Martindale. But I thought that there could be potential conflict with other people. Whatever. Doesn't matter. I wasn't worried about it at all.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, I wasn't either.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I had a great time at the party. Not one person. I mean, I feel like Chris Franjola and I are becoming good friends. I love.

[Jamie Kennedy]

That was hysterical.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think he's so funny.

[Ryan Bailey]

That picture you took with him.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Yeah. I got to meet a fan, Chris Franjola. It was amazing.

[Ryan Bailey]

It was really funny.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I have offered to pay for a coffee read.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

And he. I said, look, all I ask is that you can come on the show and talk about it. If not, if you don't feel comfortable, no problem. Just talk about it on your podcast. But I want to know every detail from the moment they open the door.

[Ryan Bailey]

The three of that. Him with Patrick and Paul would be so funny because they had a good sense of humor about it. They knew he was ripping on him and stuff for the fan social. And they took a photo together at the party. And then I know that, like, in his podcast group, people were like, this coffee read has got, like, it'll be really funny.

[Jeff Lewis]

Really funny.

[Ryan Bailey]

Because he's so good at just ripping on people in a good way.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I do want to. Again, I've never had any direct, direct conflict with Evan and Justin, but other people, other chumps have. So where do we start with this? Because I do want to also give them the benefit of the doubt. The only thing that I will say Part of, you know, Annie recording all night is that she did get recordings of people having conversations that they didn't know they were being recorded. And I don't think you did that on purpose, but you could overhear people talking in the background of her shooting.

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh, what was. What did you get?

[Sarah Colonna]

I don't know. What did I get?

[Jeff Lewis]

I saw something where Evan and Justin were arguing and Evan was saying, you told me to go up to Shane and say. Right. Is that what I saw?

[Jamie Kennedy]

Was that for real?

[Sarah Colonna]

I don't know. I wasn't. I was only watching myself.

[Jeff Lewis]

I saw something. No, you didn't see that.

[Annie Brogan]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I saw your video where Evan was saying, you told me to go up and talk to Shane. And then it sounds like, did he not. Did Justin not engage with you?

[Annie Brogan]

No. So I was, I was at the bar getting a drink per usual, and Evan comes over and he's, you know, he's like, hey, I, you know, we're both here. I want to say hello. And I was like, okay. Hey, you know, I thought that was very nice.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, it was. Yeah.

[Annie Brogan]

Congratulations. It looked so cute. And so then Evan turns to Justin, he's like, don't you want to say hi to Shane? And he's like, why would I want to say hi to Shane? And I was like, okay, then don't. And.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, well, that's interesting because then what I saw on the. In the background of Annie's video, that's just a clip.

[Sarah Colonna]

I have full versions on my phone. We can watch at lunch.

[Ryan Bailey]

I'm going to have to start having put everyone phones in their bags like a comedy club.

[Jeff Lewis]

I like that response because Evan was like, I opened the door, I went over and spoke to Shane like you asked me to. And then you shut it down.

[Annie Brogan]

Yeah, that's not at all, like, for me, it was Evan asking Justin to engage. And Justin was like, why would I want to talk to Shane? And then he turns and says, oh, you're talking to my wife, like, and then accidentally spills his drink.

[Ryan Bailey]

And that was kind of weird. And I was standing there then and I felt. I, you know, I was. I was disappointed. Cause I did. I knew that you were very caught off guard, and I felt bad. Like, I was just disappointed that there was any drama. I didn't think that that needed to.

[Annie Brogan]

Happen, which is kind of awkward. Well, it seems like neither Justin or I wanted to, so that's why it's. That's weird to hear that Evan was saying that to Justin.

[Ryan Bailey]

I think he was maybe trying. Yeah. If it sounds like he was trying to facilitate and then it. Like he should have, well, then also.

[Jeff Lewis]

There was another thing where I saw Evan talking to Justin where he said, you know, if you're. You're. Jeff is in your eye line, if you're gonna go talk to him, like something like shoulder, get off the pot, like, go, yeah, go over there and talk to him. And I wish he would have, because I would have said hello and I would have.

[Annie Brogan]

No one. They didn't engage with you at all?

[Jeff Lewis]

Neither one of them. But maybe I should have gone over and said, hello, congratulations on the wedding. Maybe I should have done that. I wasn't trying to call. I was just having fun. I was just having fun with the chumps. I wasn't.

[Annie Brogan]

Yeah, you were in Trump world.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You were hungry.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, and I've also been drinking, and, you know, I love everybody when I'm drinking, so.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, I was just. I was just hoping that, like, there were so many people there, you know, like. Like a hundred other people from all.

[Sarah Colonna]

Walks of life, it's easy to stay.

[Annie Brogan]

Away from for, like, the first three hours. We didn't really engage with each other, which is fine.

[Jamie Kennedy]

I was in the Budin slot where I left early. And so when I. I mean everything, I said hi to him and it was great to see him, you know, Merry Christmas, happy holidays, congrats. It was so. It was. It was good to see him. So I was kind of. I just found out about this stuff last night.

[Ryan Bailey]

And, I mean, look, I'm friends with Justin. I love Justin. I wish it hadn't happened, clearly, because it's my party and I just want everyone to have a good time and get along. And I thought everyone was. So I was like, oh, no, that's not what the holidays are about. Well, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Then Paul told me something.

[Jamie Kennedy]

What?

[Jeff Lewis]

So I was obviously handing out food from your pantry, and so.

[Ryan Bailey]

And Cole and Patrick were taking leftovers, by the way.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, no, I was help. I was helping.

[Jamie Kennedy]

It was hilarious.

[Ryan Bailey]

I thought it was funny.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was helping them, you know, with some food. And so Paul was joking, was like, don't let Sarah see. And so he said something like joking, like. Like, justin, I don't want Sarah to see. And then apparently Paul said that. I haven't talked to you in a year. I'm not fucking talking to you. Or something like that.

[Annie Brogan]

No, Justin said that to Poll.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, yeah, that's what Paul said. But I don't know. I don't know. I also think that when some people drink, they become agitated.

[Lakendra]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So maybe that has something to do with it. I don't know. But then it didn't end there either, right?

[Jamie Kennedy]

Whoa.

[Ryan Bailey]

I mean, Sarah's exhausted. She does not Sarah's exhausted. Well, no, look, I mean, like I said, and I texted Justin yesterday. I said, I just wish. I wish that didn't happen. You know what I mean? I said, I'm disappointed. And he said, I know, and I'm sorry. And he said sorry to you? Yes.

[Annie Brogan]

Okay, good.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah. And so. And I appreciate that. And I think, like, you know, there's either some hurt or something still or resentment still there. And I guess it just. Sometimes I should have realized that when booze comes out, sometimes things go awry.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Annie Brogan]

There was something else, like, to set up before what happened with Annie. When Annie Brogan and I were chatting, the three of us, and then Annie stepped away, Evan came over and was like, ugh. Well, now that she's gone, how are you, Brogan? Like, this was after my thing with her. So I was like. I don't know what their issue with Annie was.

[Sarah Colonna]

They have a real. Like, when I walked into the party, I mean, I'm not trying to have an issue. So I like, smile real big and I wave at them. And I went with Kevin Sullivan. And Kevin Sullivan is like, new friends with Justin.

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh.

[Sarah Colonna]

And so I was like. And no one was there yet, like, aka you3. And so I was like, waved and he was, hi. Like, he did not want to talk to me. And I just like, beelined. It was like, okay, avoiding you the whole party. We're not even going to fake it.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Did you guys have something that I.

[Sarah Colonna]

Mean, well, when the whole thing started going down, we have history together from, like, working at. Oh previously together and like, traveling together and the whole thing. And so when I started working here, it'd been a few months and we like texted and everything. And it was cool and we were good. It was really sweet. And then the whole thing blew up. And he was asking me what was going on, and I felt so uncomfortable because I'm like, at my new job. I have a loyalty to these people. I didn't really agree with how he was handling the situation. I wasn't siding with him. So I was like, I'm not gonna just like, fill you in and, like, be two faced. So I just ignored all the texts. And I think that's where all his anger is from, is like, you completely betrayed me and just, like, went to this new camp.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I left, and I think people started leaving. I Left. And then I missed what happened. But were you on your way out the door?

[Sarah Colonna]

So I said bye to Sarah. Me and Kevin were leaving. I gave Sarah a hug, and I was, like, walking out, and then I, like, look up, and I'm, like, face to face with him. Justin, like, scooting by in the kitchen, and he's like, what did he say? He's like, just be yourself. And I was like, I am okay. And I just, like, walked away. And then he grabbed me by the arm, pulled me back, and was like, just be yourself. No, you're not. And I looked at him in the face, and I was, like, about to have a conversation with him, like, what the. And then I realized he's, like, wasted. Don't touch me. I ripped my arm away. Not my first time being grabbed like that. And I'm just like, we're not doing this right now. And I just, like, walked away. And Patrick and Paul and Michael and Austin and Sarah and Kevin, like, they all followed me out and were like, are you okay?

[Ryan Bailey]

Are you okay? Yeah. I followed her out and checked. I was just like, I'm really sorry. I don't. I don't. I don't know what that was about. And I didn't know, you know, of the other stuff, obviously wish I'd been.

[Jamie Kennedy]

There to film it.

[Ryan Bailey]

And I just said, you know, that I. I said, I think you are. I do believe that you're yourself. And I said, I think you're shining. I think you're able to shine.

[Sarah Colonna]

Thank you.

[Ryan Bailey]

And you're doing a great job. And we just had a good conversation, so I felt like when you left, you were fine, right?

[Sarah Colonna]

Oh, yeah. No, I was fine. It was just startling. Like, I just don't. I would never do that to someone. So it's crazy when someone is just so forward and does that. It's like, why are you grabbing me? Why are you.

[Ryan Bailey]

I'm sure the intention was good, but it. It, like, right. Like, drinking and just. It. Whatever it was, it came out wrong and came out not for nothing.

[Sarah Colonna]

He's a big man. He's like 6, 4, 6, 5. Like, that's scary to be grabbed and pull. But I'm fine.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow. Okay. Well, it sounds to me like you shed a little light on. Because I was wondering what the beef was, but it sounds like if you guys were friends and then you basically had to cut him off or cut him out or whatever he was, he was upset by that, hurt by that, obviously.

[Ryan Bailey]

Sure.

[Sarah Colonna]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Because I didn't understand what the history.

[Sarah Colonna]

Was, but I didn't agree with how he was acting. Like I would have done that regardless. I wasn't gonna back someone that's acting like that towards Jade.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, sorry, I totally forgot about that. Yeah, that's what I did. I totally forgot when you were like, how he behaved. I was like, how did he behave?

[Sarah Colonna]

I don't remember women supporting women. Sorry.

[Ryan Bailey]

Bye. You're like, I completely forgot.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Why hasn't Justin been on.

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Ryan Bailey]

I have have no idea. I have no idea how that happened. I thought they were joking. They were like. And then my neighbors said, oh, yeah, those are the guys. They're parked in our driveway. And it was like, I'm sorry, what? Like, how? Because I put on the Evite. There's, you know, it's Uber. It's easy.

[Jamie Kennedy]

They gave us a jeweled dress.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah. And there's a couple cross streets where you could park. But it's. I knew it would be. I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know how that happened. Does anyone know how that happened?

[Jeff Lewis]

Did they charge their car at your.

[Ryan Bailey]

And that's what I. The first thing I asked my neighbors is I go, do you have. I go, do you have an electric car? And they said no. And I was like, okay, still can't figure out how you parked.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did they ring the doorbell and ask if they could park there?

[Ryan Bailey]

I don't know if they were just, like, walking down. I don't know if they were coming out of their house. And Patrick. I don't know. Patrick came up to me and said.

[Jamie Kennedy]

We'Re parked in the neighbor's driveway. I was like, what? He goes, there's nowhere to park. I was like, I drove. You just park at the end of the block.

[Ryan Bailey]

And he was like, we couldn't find a spot.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Jameson, you might want to move your car over here.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Ryan Bailey]

And it's funny, I actually went by their house last night and had a drink with them, and I completely forgot to ask them how that happened. I completely forgot.

[Jeff Lewis]

You went by the new building on Melrose?

[Ryan Bailey]

No, no, I went by my neighbors.

[Jamie Kennedy]

No, the neighbors House.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. No.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Were your neighbors who you previously got.

[Jeff Lewis]

Into an altercation with there?

[Ryan Bailey]

They were not. And I was so worried. I was worried. We had security, you know, But I was still worried that they were going to, like, try to retaliate for us. For context.

[Jamie Kennedy]

They had had a party, and one of their guests was racing down your street.

[Ryan Bailey]

Racing down the street.

[Jamie Kennedy]

You had security at the party?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Ryan Bailey]

How'd that go out in the front?

[Jamie Kennedy]

Was that good?

[Ryan Bailey]

They did a great job. Yeah, they were out front. No, we did, but we always do. Just the last couple years. We do, just because it seems like a good idea.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know, Sutton Security Company, they did text her back, and I guess they're using.

[Annie Brogan]

He said they had portable. No disposable Porta Potty that they use in the car. And I was like, that is a Venti Starbucks car.

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh, talking about the. Because where do they go?

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you let your security use your bathroom?

[Ryan Bailey]

You know, that's a great question.

[Jamie Kennedy]

They're in the pantry.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah. But I. Because my neighbor. I wondered this. Because our neighbor across the street is pretty. He's in a kind of big movie. He's in a lot of movies.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Ryan Bailey]

And when they first moved in last year, they were gone for Christmas, and they had private security the whole time. And I wondered the same thing. And then it was, like, kind of cool. Cause then we had private security. Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

You get to benefit.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, totally. I mean. And they were like. John would walk down the road, and they were like, oh, we saw this guy come by. But drop off a package.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then.

[Ryan Bailey]

So we moved it to the back for you. Like, they were just doing us favors and stuff. But I didn't. I was wondering the same thing. Like, where do they go? Because they were. They're there all night and all day.

[Jeff Lewis]

So they have this disposable. They just go in their car. You're right, Shane.

[Annie Brogan]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And these weird disposable things.

[Ryan Bailey]

I'm gonna get private security. I'm gonna have them go on my neighbor's lawn. The one that. The one that I had to call the cops on.

[Jamie Kennedy]

So the security guards all smell like urine.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah. No, that was on Halloween is when my. Oh, yeah, you're right.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right. Patrick and Paul, line 11.

[Ryan Bailey]

They wanted to. Are you going to explain? They're going to explain.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right. Line 11. Hi. Hey, guys.

[Patrick]

Hey. Happy Monday. Wait, is it Monday? It's Monday.

[Lakendra]

Hey, Monday.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hi.

[Patrick]

So the way this happened with us parking in your neighbor's yard in their driveway. Tom and Ken first Of all, they're the lovely couple.

[Jeff Lewis]

We met them.

[Patrick]

We met them last year at your party and we. Paul was trying to park, and he didn't want to get too close to the street in front of their house. And they were walking out with a gift to go to your house. And Tom came to the car and he goes, why don't you guys just park in our driveway? But I asked, can I park in.

[Ryan Bailey]

Front of your house?

[Patrick]

He asked if he could park in front of the house. Yes, that's true.

[Ryan Bailey]

Right?

[Patrick]

That's such a pretty car, parking the driveway.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, you can't park in front of their house either without a permit. So. But I had.

[Patrick]

And I asked them if they have a charger, and they don't.

[Lakendra]

They don't have an electric car, so.

[Patrick]

You couldn't charge it. But we tried.

[Ryan Bailey]

Did you. Did you. When you bring. Did you bring your leftovers to them when you left?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Patrick]

Oh, my God, those empanadas were so good. I had them on set the next day.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Adventura, Ventura Shores.

[Jeff Lewis]

So is. Can Poll tell us what happened with Justin?

[Patrick]

Go ahead. Okay, so I. Well, Sarah, you have to. You're gonna have to be involved because you were standing right there. Evan and Justin were right there, and I was walking by. Patrick was behind me, and I was pretending we were being silly, like, oh, we're stealing food, we're taking food. Don't let Sarah seen. I was doing it right in front of you because you had said, it's fine.

[Ryan Bailey]

Like, yes, it was funny.

[Patrick]

Leftover.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

And I. I kind of told Justin, I said, justin, could you move a little to the right just to make sure Sarah doesn't see that we're taking food? And just like. Just like Annie said, he is a big guy. And when he turned around, he goes, I haven't seen you in a year. Get the fuck away from me. And when I saw the mortified face that you had, and I think you saw that I was trying to respond because I'm not shy about not responding. I was about to really rail him a new one, and I thought, oh, my God, I see how mortified Sarah is. And it's like, oh, Jesus Christ, let me just walk away peacefully so that this woman's night is not anymore ruined as it's been.

[Ryan Bailey]

I appreciate you walking away.

[Patrick]

Yeah. Because I saw you with the fishbowl outside, and they were, like, talking to you and telling you off, and I was like, oh, my God.

[Ryan Bailey]

No, no, no, they didn't. No, no, no, they didn't tell Me off. No, that, that's. That didn't happen. They didn't tell me off.

[Patrick]

Well, it seemed like it. No emotions.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, it was just. It was. It was just a conversation where about, like, I was like, just don't, you know, just like, let it, Let it go. You. No reason to approach Jeff right now. Like, you guys. I don't.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do they have beef with me?

[Ryan Bailey]

No, no, no. I, I, I don't know. I just was like, there's no reason to, like, let's just, let's not go there. I was kind of like, hey, it's the holiday season. You know, let's do that. Let's get on with that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I mean, look, if there was going to be any sort of confrontation, I'm glad that they didn't. I don't think it was.

[Ryan Bailey]

There wasn't. No, it wasn't that. I think. I think Evan was encouraging him to say hello to you, and they were sparring at.

[Jeff Lewis]

And I would have been happy to say hi.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah.

[Jamie Kennedy]

And then if you drink, emotions get heightened, and that's the problem.

[Ryan Bailey]

So I was like, if there's. If there's trepidation, maybe it's not a good idea. It's kind of what I said. And they, and they agreed, and.

[Patrick]

But the whole idea was if that was an opening. I was just trying to extend a friendship. Being silly and including, you know, engaging with them. I wasn't. I wasn't doing anything, I don't think inappropriate. It was just being silly. But he took it in a whole different context and said things, and it was just. It was awful.

[Jeff Lewis]

I wonder if there was. If, you know, if he hadn't had anything to drink, if there would have been a different result. You know what I'm saying?

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah. I mean, probably.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, I'm sure. I mean, I think sometimes if you're already in a place with something and then you start drinking, it can go either way.

[Jeff Lewis]

Some people should just. Should not drink.

[Ryan Bailey]

I'm a real happy drunk.

[Jeff Lewis]

Same.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, Joey should not drink.

[Ryan Bailey]

No work bit.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, he should not. I don't think he should drink. Who are the. Yes, go ahead.

[Patrick]

It was an amazing. It was an amazing party, though. We had a great time.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yes. No, I know.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Great parking, good food, great parking.

[Ryan Bailey]

You got leftovers. Yeah.

[Patrick]

Oh, my God.

[Ryan Bailey]

Tom and Ken are there.

[Patrick]

And your friends are so amazing. They remembered it from last year. We took pictures in front of the Christmas tree.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was gonna forget you two.

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh, my friend that's married to John's old teammate, Steve. Hauschka. Was there, him and his wife. And they loved Patrick and Pol last year, took a photo with them in front of the Christmas tree of them. Of them.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Ryan Bailey]

So they decided to do it again this year.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Ryan Bailey]

It was very cute.

[Jamie Kennedy]

It's a tradition.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yes. Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, thanks for calling, guys. And I do have to say, Patrique, you were delivering some of your lines from Ventura Shores. Jamie Kennedy was impressed. I mean, you are. You are getting better.

[Ryan Bailey]

I'm sorry.

[Patrick]

Thank you. Thank you. I'm having fun.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yes. And I, you know, I love you, but I want it. And I need to know more about this. I'm sorry. You were delivering lines at the. You were rehearsing. He was trying to catch me.

[Jamie Kennedy]

He had to be on set. He had to be on set at, like, 7:00am on Saturday.

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh, my God. That's hilarious.

[Jeff Lewis]

I asked him to deliver some of his lines for Return from Ventura Shores to Jamie, and I was. I was expecting it.

[Ryan Bailey]

I miss this.

[Sarah Colonna]

Love a monkey.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was expecting it to be a big train wreck, but it was actually pretty. He did pretty good.

[Ryan Bailey]

Can we get one right now?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Can we get one more line before you hang up?

[Patrick]

Oh, my God. What's she doing here? I thought we fired that a long time ago.

[Jamie Kennedy]

No, but can we get a line from the show?

[Ryan Bailey]

Pretty good. But maybe just call Jamie and go over that one.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thanks, guys. Have a great day.

[Jamie Kennedy]

By the way, and if. And Paul held himself back because I've been yelled at by Paul and that would have. That would have straightened that situation up and no doubt.

[Ryan Bailey]

No, I appreciate it, Paul.

[Jeff Lewis]

Get yelled at by Paul.

[Sarah Colonna]

Check out BTS tomorrow.

[Ryan Bailey]

It drops or let's not and say.

[Jeff Lewis]

We did also check out so bad. It's good with Ryan Bailey. It's your podcast Monday through Friday, wherever podcasts are available, and then your live shows. Sarah, I have December through February, correct?

[Ryan Bailey]

Yes. This Wednesday in Snowmass, Colorado. New Year's Eve in Spokane. The 2nd and 3rd of January in Tacoma. After that, Springfield, Missouri. Jefferson, Iowa. Chicago, St. Louis. Sarahcolona.com for sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sarah Colonna. C, O, L, O, N, N, A.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yes. Two N's.

[Jeff Lewis]

Two N's.

[Ryan Bailey]

Just like Jeff.

[Jeff Lewis]

You can go there for the dates, the venues, the times, the tickets. And you are giving away free appetizers.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Free appetizers and parking as well.

[Ryan Bailey]

Goop kitchen gift cards. I have a bunch of goop kitchen gift cards.

[Jeff Lewis]

You should give out those empanadas.

[Annie Brogan]

That'll show us.

[Ryan Bailey]

I should. Or the goop kitchen gift cards.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Are these real goop Kitchen gift cards.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah, they're $20 each. They sent me 100 of them for the party.

[Sarah Colonna]

I was telling everyone to.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yes, I brought a bunch here. Cause I know you guys love it.

[Jeff Lewis]

So now we know who the earliest guests were, which were Carnie and Doug.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Who were the last guests to leave your home?

[Ryan Bailey]

My girlfriend. Yeah. One of my girlfriends was encouraging John to let her sing karaoke. And John said, if you touch my iPad, I'll cut your fucking hands off.

[Jeff Lewis]

That was a no.

[Ryan Bailey]

That was a no.

[Jeff Lewis]

Last chump to leave the party.

[Ryan Bailey]

Last chump at what time was probably.

[Annie Brogan]

I feel like we all left at the same time.

[Ryan Bailey]

Kind of at the same time.

[Annie Brogan]

Me, brogan, who did we.

[Jamie Kennedy]

How long? Lakendra. Cause Lakendra.

[Ryan Bailey]

Because you guys left right after Annie, like kind of shortly after. What time was that?

[Annie Brogan]

Twelve.

[Ryan Bailey]

Twelveish? Yeah. I was up until five o' clock in the morning.

[Patrick]

No.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yes. I'm not cocaine. No. I just. Because I started cleaning up and then John and I just kept cleaning up and then next thing I know, it was five o' clock in the morning.

[Jeff Lewis]

I never stayed up with Sarah in the morning. And I said, I'm really sorry, you need to go to the grocery store today.

[Ryan Bailey]

Oh, yeah. No, we just had five house guests staying with us that had nothing to eat the next day. It's not a big deal.

[Jeff Lewis]

Don't worry about that.

[Ryan Bailey]

And no leftovers because Patrick and Paul took them.

[Jeff Lewis]

Doug was bragging that he was bringing you a gift that you absolutely needed. What was the gift?

[Ryan Bailey]

It was very thoughtful, but it didn't work.

[Annie Brogan]

What was it?

[Jeff Lewis]

What was it?

[Ryan Bailey]

It was a Polaroid. Polaroid. A little Polaroid. And he was like, I thought you would want this before the party so that you could use it during the party. Cute. No, we definitely got some Polaroids. And then yesterday it just stopped working because we were tier two. Letter to Polaroid. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I was supposed to take Monroe to Bubble Planet this weekend in downtown, but it got postponed. We think it had something to. They've notified us and they said it's postponed and we'll let you know when we're going to open. But we think it has something to.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Do with Lakendra because she's like a pack of coyotes got me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Or she called it sick. But yeah, we got to notice that they weren't opening on and she was killing it.

[Jamie Kennedy]

When she was talking about it on the show, she was like doing it so good.

[Ryan Bailey]

She did. How's she gonna do yoga with the. After the coyote?

[Jamie Kennedy]

That's where they got her that yoga studio.

[Ryan Bailey]

I know it's not.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you have any regrets about the things that you said to Joey McIntyre before we go?

[Jamie Kennedy]

You know what, there's certain moments in life like that was such a huge moment of life. Like me. You're right, I do have regrets. I do. I, I almost texted Shane that day saying I'm sorry, he was really creeped out.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you, no, it's not the first.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Time somebody would be like that. But I just, he meant so much to like my childhood in a weird way. And I know that's why you dressed.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like him and did your hair like him.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Well, I was trying to get that girl to fall in love with me as a kid and it just didn't work. And I, in retrospect, I should not have done that. And I apologize on the. But in my defense, I did not ask Joey for a part in an animated film.

[Jeff Lewis]

That is true.

[Ryan Bailey]

Great point.

[Jeff Lewis]

That is very true.

[Ryan Bailey]

Next time he's on, you have to have Ryan come to dressed as him just to realize.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Are you tough enough?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I don't think we're gonna pair him with Joey.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh, come on. It wasn't just for me. I mean, I swear to God, I.

[Jeff Lewis]

Loved when the Kendra recognized him. I tried not with Ryan.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Well, because Kendra's beautiful. I'm a creepy looking dude. Like I, I. But I just want to say I respect him greatly. And I was, it was a. Yeah, we could tell. It was awesome to be here.

[Ryan Bailey]

Yeah.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Well, I'm so sorry.

[Jeff Lewis]

Just. Maybe next time just hurt. Hi. Nice. Nice to see you.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Okay, see you in the pantry, Jeff.

[Ryan Bailey]

I heard he's not coming back right after that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Not after that.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Let's get Donnie Wahlberg.

[Jeff Lewis]

He needs Joey needs security from Ryan.

[Jamie Kennedy]

Oh my goodness. That's crazy.

[Jeff Lewis]

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