Shannon Beador & Joey Zauzig: In-Unit Laundry & Seating Chart

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Jeff Lewis Has Issues

Episode: Shannon Beador & Joey Zauzig: In-Unit Laundry & Seating Chart
Date: October 24, 2025
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Shannon Beador, Joey Zauzig, Shane

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Main Theme & Purpose

This lively episode centers around Jeff Lewis’s signature blend of humor, gossip, personal stories, and candid conversations about everything from luxury condos and in-unit laundry, to Real Housewives seating chart drama, and a raucous live spelling bee competition. Shannon Beador and Joey Zauzig join Jeff to dish on personal updates, real estate dilemmas, reality TV inside baseball, and their colorful social and dating lives.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The New iPhone Dilemma

[01:46]

• Jeff confronts Joey about his flip-flop on the new iPhone—calling it “ugly, tragic, bootleg, and broke and broken down” one week, then raving about it the next after getting one.
• Joey: “Listen, hear me out. I thought about it. I looked at it. It grew on me… It’s my job!”
• Joey admits he bought and returned three phones to get the right 2TB size for content creation.
• Jeff questions Joey’s credibility due to his back and forth, leading to playful banter on whether or not to upgrade.

2. Car Talk & Dealership Scams

[03:34]

• Jeff received a suspiciously low trade-in offer for his $200K Land Rover.
• Jeff: “Thank you, Land Rover Pasadena, for offering me $42,700 for my car.”
• Joey and Shane discuss how dealerships try to “bamboozle” customers.
• Everyone shares their own stories of getting “screwed” in car deals — highlighting financial lessons about car ownership, leasing, and impulsive choices.

3. Drinking, Not Drinking, and Fan Socials

[07:00]

• Joey prepares for a Formula One weekend with Patron, declaring, “I’m not drinking right now… Well, I did drink this weekend. I’m gonna drink this weekend. Cause it’s Patron.”
• The crew discusses fan socials—intimate events where fans can pay to dine with celebrities through a service.
  • Fans are booking expensive dinners; some guests reference needing NDAs for all the gossip (“You have to sign an NDA, but he'll give you a lot of tea.” - Jeff, [08:52])
  • Joey jokes about being “one of the most expensive ones,” while Jeff boasts about volume—“I’m doing six in October. I can retire.” [10:01]

4. Real Estate, In-Unit Laundry & Condo Life

[10:23]

• Jeff reveals he's “this close to buying a condo in your building” to Joey, not the penthouse, but is angling to lease it after renovations.
• Discussion: How much could a two-bedroom, two-bath, low-floor unit fetch?
  • Joey says $9K per month is possible if the unit has in-unit laundry: “You need a laundry. Someone’s gonna pay nine, they want laundry.” [13:03]
• In-unit laundry and parking spaces emerge as luxury must-haves, with Shannon lamenting rising costs—“I pay way more than that for a dump.” [11:14]
• Joey confesses his laundry is done by “Santos,” but admits most units share a gorgeous communal laundry on the 12th floor.

5. Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion: Behind the Scenes

[15:36]

• Shannon breaks down the filming of the reunion and the infamous seating chart:
  • “I was at the end. I’ve never been at the end before. I’ve usually been in the first or second seat.” [15:57]
  • “I was straight across from Heather…That’s why I don’t think it really matters. Because you two are OGs, right?” - Jeff [16:02]
  • Alignments and drama influenced who sat where, with Gretchen next to Shannon.
  • Shannon appreciates being “out of the mix” for once but notes “there were a lot of dark things that happened this year.”
• Mistruths and misspeaking on camera (“Sometimes when we tell mistruths, we get very committed to that mistruth. When it’s much easier to just come clean.” – Jeff, [17:11])
• Shannon admits to on-air mistakes: “I misspoke on this show. And it was an issue last year.” [17:43]
• Teases about what reunion drama and looks will be revealed: “One looked really cheap.” – Jeff [19:57]

Notable Quotes & Moments:

Shannon: “Had Gretchen gone to the hospital, we all would have heard about it 15 years ago.” [18:06]
Joey: “I can’t wait to see the cheap dress.” [20:06]

6. Dating, Fashion & Good Bra Talk

[25:25]

• Shannon shares an awkward, unresolved romance with a philanthropic mystery man in NYC; her text and his monosyllabic reply amuse the gang.
• Bra strategies for dates, and fashion advice fly as everyone debates which styles are easiest to remove (“Whores wear front closure—absolutely.” – Joey, [28:48]).
• Jeff insists Shannon needs “a little bit of a lift” after her recent weight loss (much mock outrage from all).

7. Spelling Bee Showdown

[30:00]

• Jeff hosts “Spelling with Shannon B & Joey Z”—an “Orange County themed” spelling bee.
• Joey boasts, “I’m not just a personality. I’m now a speller.” [31:30], but struggles with “affluent,” “pretentious,” and “exorbitant.”
• Shannon reveals she “won the sixth-grade spelling” and dominates.
• The crew riffs with comic banter and gentle teasing throughout.

8. Upcoming Vacations & Family Ties

[36:45]

• Shannon and Jeff are traveling together for “Louis Beador Christmas vacation” to Cabo with their families.
• Joey angling to join; Shannon excited for her daughters and Monroe to meet.

9. Chunk Con 2026 & Fan Connections

[38:31]

• Fan Orphie calls in for updates: “Very, very close to putting a deal together… I think it’s going to be April… in Las Vegas.” – Jeff [38:42]
• Joey reminisces about last year’s wild pool party and losing a designer “Acne” matching set.

10. Work, Pets Destroying Luxury Goods, and Miscellaneous Chaos

[42:43]

• Shannon congratulates Joey on his “Love Island” host gig.
• Shannon’s puppy, Troy, destroyed $12,000 worth of luxury shoes and a sofa: “He chewed up my YSL espadrilles, and I bought a pair of Courage boots in Paris…” [43:16]
• Jeff: “Better not touch those Hermes boots you got. He’s going back to the shelter if he touches those boots.” [43:54]

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Notable Quotes (by Timestamp)

• Joey Zauczyk, about the iPhone:
  “I bought and returned three different iPhones to get the right terabyte size because I have to get two terabytes.” [02:14]
• Jeff Lewis, on car dealerships:
  “Thank you, Land Rover Pasadena, for offering me $42,700 for my car.” [04:22]
• Jeff Lewis, on drinking resolutions:
  “So you are drinking right now.” [07:16]
• Shannon Beador, on reunion seating:
  “I was at the end. I’ve never been at the end before.” [15:57]
• Shannon Beador, on Housewives drama:
  “There were a lot of dark things that happened this year, and I wanted to be opinionated about them.” [16:07]
• Jeff Lewis, on truth:
  “Sometimes when we tell mistruths, we get very committed to that mistruth.” [17:11]
• Joey Zauczyk, on NDAs at fan socials:
  “Of course. I always have them sign NDAs.” [09:04]
• Shannon Beador, on her puppy’s destruction:
  “He chewed up my YSL espadrilles… and he chewed up the couch. So you got me that couch. And we need a new couch, Jeff.” [43:16]
• Joey Zauczyk, on spelling game:
  “See, I’m not pretentious. I don’t know how to spell it.” [33:02]
• Jeff Lewis, on dressing up:
  “She told you you need to change…My Uber’s gonna be here in one minute. I don’t have time to change.” [35:58]

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Noteworthy Segment Timestamps

• Joey’s iPhone saga: [01:46–03:05]
• Car dealership woes: [03:34–06:46]
• Fan Socials explained (and prices discussed): [07:38–12:07]
• Condo buying & in-unit laundry debate: [10:23–13:15]
• RHOC Reunion and seating chart: [15:36–20:07]
• Shannon’s dating story & bra advice: [25:25–29:55]
• Live spelling bee: [30:00–35:37]
• Christmas in Cabo (vacation planning): [36:45–38:13]
• Chunk Con/Pool party reminisce & calls from listeners: [38:31–41:36]
• Luxury item destruction by puppy: [42:43–43:56]

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Episode Tone

The episode is breezy and irreverent, packed with overlapping conversations, jabs, and inside jokes, but always rooted in the real life and relationships of the hosts and guests. It’s one part reality TV gossip, one part personal drama, one part shade-filled spelling bee.

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For Non-Listeners

This episode will appeal to fans of Bravo, Real Housewives, and Jeff Lewis’s unique style, but also anyone interested in the chaos of real estate, luxury living, and the messy, real-world problems of (semi-)famous people. The highlights are the witty banter, honest confessions, and the moments where the guests drop their public personas for some real vulnerability—with plenty of laughs along the way.

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Transcript

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Joey Zauczyk]

Here's a.

[Jeff Lewis]

Quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It was me at the store with my mouth motive.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're Reese's.

[Joey Zauczyk]

What was I gonna do, stop myself? Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler.

[Jeff Lewis]

I will.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Wow. That had everything. Reese's suspense.

[Jeff Lewis]

Rees.

[Shannon Beador]

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[Jeff Lewis]

Doug said it was dumb, but maybe I'm dumb because I enjoy it. Maybe I'm just talking about the news. We don't talk about the news here.

[Shannon Beador]

No, just sex.

[Jeff Lewis]

There's gotta be that one actor or actress that nobody likes. Cause we have that here.

[Shane]

Oh, my God.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Who is it?

[Jeff Lewis]

Me.

[Shannon Beador]

Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In today's episode, Shannon Bedor and Joey Zauczyk joined the show. We talk about the importance of in unit laundry and the seating chart for the Real Housewives of Orange county reunion. Plus, we put Shannon and Joey's spelling skills to the test. Let me ask you about that new phone because a week ago you posted.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, here we go.

[Jeff Lewis]

That the new iPhone was ugly, tragic, bootleg, and a broke and broken down. And then a week later, you got one and you're posting about it.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I did.

[Shane]

What is this?

[Joey Zauczyk]

What is this?

[Shannon Beador]

Oh, did that mean. That mean it's the fancy phone.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Listen, hear me out. I thought about it. I looked at it. It grew on. I just thought, why not be a part of the times in the tech world to get the most cutting edge piece of equipment? Cause it's my job.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you understand. So they hired you.

[Joey Zauczyk]

The Apple girl ghosted me. She didn't for the first. This is the first time that I didn't get the Apple iPhone sent to me. She just ghosted me. So I was like, I have to find it myself. And my poor sister had to be dragged around town with me. I bought and returned three different iPhones to get the right terabyte size because I have to get two terabytes.

[Shane]

Oh, that's huge.

[Joey Zauczyk]

512 ain't gonna cut it.

[Shannon Beador]

I don't even know what terabyte means.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't either.

[Shannon Beador]

I'm a digital dinosaur.

[Jeff Lewis]

All I know is you told me not to buy the phone and then a week later you told me to buy the phone.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Well, now I'm saying, by the way.

[Jeff Lewis]

So now I question. You know, sometimes when you do things like that, people question your credibility because should I buy the phone or not buy the phone? I don't know what to do.

[Joey Zauczyk]

And now I'm telling. I think you buy the phone. And I think today Jeff Lewis production should take everyone and get the new phone because it's not professional to have a content creator, a producer and an assistant.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, not professional?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Everyone needs the highest up to date phone.

[Shane]

Well, mine keeps making unprofessional not to.

[Shannon Beador]

Yeah, those BTs would slide so much.

[Jeff Lewis]

Harder if I had the new phone.

[Joey Zauczyk]

The BTS is what? Really?

[Jeff Lewis]

You just asked for a new camera. Did we just buy her a new camera?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Well, Annie, you gotta pick one.

[Shane]

It's for you.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I would get the new iPhone camera.

[Shane]

If she had a camera.

[Shannon Beador]

How much is it?

[Joey Zauczyk]

2,000.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm not buying them. $2,000 phone.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Well, you could get any like a 512 gig and then it's more around.

[Shannon Beador]

That'll be my work phone, probably Patrick Slay phone.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Patrick has like multiple like four or five phones, not just one or two.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I thought of you yesterday, Joey Zauzig, because I got a letter from Land Rover, okay? So I love my car, I've had it for three years. And I got a letter from them and they said, hey, you know, we're offering these specials. We know you have an X. Whatever. I don't even know what I have a 2023 first edition, blah blah blah. It's like a long sentence.

[Shane]

It's just so cold.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then they said, but we could put you in a new pw, an autobiography, blah, blah. I don't know what it is, okay? So I'm like, oh, that's interesting. I go, but I love my car. It only has like 20 something thousand miles on. I'm not ready to trade it in. They said, we are willing. We are willing to give you a trade in value of 42,700. And I thought, wait a minute, that seems kind of low because it's only three years old and has 25,000 miles on it.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It's a $200,000 car.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I said to Shane, I go, hey, can you look up, like, see what the value of my car is? And he goes, yeah. He goes, right now it's retailing for like 105 to like 118. And I said, okay, well, what's the trade in value? Like 95. Thank you, Land Rover Pasadena, for offering me $42,700 for my car.

[Joey Zauczyk]

The customer service at Land Rover is awful and they try and bamboozle you. But I would say, though, an autobiography would be sick. Monroe would have those bucket seats.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's not the point. It's not the point.

[Joey Zauczyk]

She would have the whole entertainment system.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm not. I mean, I can't believe it. And it just shows what? You know, allegedly. Sometimes people are crooked in this business. In the car business.

[Joey Zauczyk]

The car business is crooked.

[Shannon Beador]

Everyone's crooked.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It seems that's true, honey.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I said, wait a minute. I go, Shane, I go, so the trade in value is 95. They're offering me 42. And then Shane says, Which is a cross between Kourtney Kardashian and Brook Marks. The way you speak, you're like, yeah, that doesn't seem like a good deal for you.

[Shane]

That was my official recommendation.

[Joey Zauczyk]

That's the recommendation.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then Oscar, before you start laughing over there, Shane said to me, I bet Oscar got screwed when he bought his new car.

[Shane]

Well, because we were talking about, why.

[Jeff Lewis]

Would you single out poor Oscar?

[Shane]

We were talking about scammers in the car business. 20, 23 Prius Prime. I was like, there's so many people that are taking advantage of people. And I was thinking about Oscar's poor credit card situation. I've been obsessed with it. I think about it every single day. And I was like, are. I bet he got scammed.

[Jeff Lewis]

But he is such a reasonable car.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Payment, so he probably did. Well, you said you got a deal, Jameson, you guys have the same car.

[Jeff Lewis]

He probably financed it for 16 years.

[Shane]

Like, I'm afraid he got some crazy.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Who has the better car payment because.

[Jeff Lewis]

You guys have a 20 year loan.

[Joey Zauczyk]

He has a better car payment.

[Shane]

Oh, he does better as in.

[Joey Zauczyk]

But I don't. But I own and he leases and it's a.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's a. I don't think you got screwed. I think you're way too thorough. And it took you fucking seven years to buy a car.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It literally took forever. The whole time I've been here, you've been 10.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I'm yeah, I think. But honestly, you know who probably got screwed more than Oscar?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Joey, I did get screwed. I overpay for that car. But.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you also rolled in four cars before that.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah, that's true, too. I had, like. I was upside down on the SL63. Do you remember how cute that was for me when I was, like, when I would, like, roll up in the parking lot?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, but that was. That was a very impulsive pur.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It was an impulsive purchase. My SL63 convertible Mercedes. I want a convertible. Fast as fuck. Nice.

[Shannon Beador]

But it was cheap, kind of in Joey Zauzig.

[Joey Zauczyk]

In Joey Zauzig terms, it was cheap. Okay, you know, I'm going to Austin this weekend. Are you guys excited for me?

[Shane]

For what?

[Jeff Lewis]

Why?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Formula one race with Patron.

[Shannon Beador]

It's Patron. Formula one.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Even though I'm not drinking right now, but. Well, I did drink this weekend. I'm gonna drink this weekend. Cause it's Patron.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you are drinking right now.

[Joey Zauczyk]

So I'm drinking right now, but just for, like, a few days.

[Shannon Beador]

I drank last weekend and it's.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm not drinking right now.

[Joey Zauczyk]

What?

[Jeff Lewis]

I drank last weekend. I'm drinking this weekend.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Probably just after Patron. I think I'm gonna give it another, like, break for six months. Remember when I didn't drink for, like, that? Six months.

[Shane]

You're not gonna drink through Chump Miss.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, well, then there's Chump Miss.

[Jeff Lewis]

Michelle in St. Louis is calling about fan social.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, I don't wa. Tomorrow night.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have one tomorrow night.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Steak 48, baby.

[Shannon Beador]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Jeff Lewis]

So do we.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Wait, wait.

[Shannon Beador]

What if it's the same dinner?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, it's not. It's two different people.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I'm going with Shannon. Oh, no, not Shannon.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, Shannon is one of them.

[Shannon Beador]

Shannon's sitting right here.

[Joey Zauczyk]

No, I'm. What's her name? Can I say it out loud?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Simone Bartolo.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is that what.

[Joey Zauczyk]

No, Simone Bartolo from Colorado.

[Jeff Lewis]

We're gonna be at the same restaurant with another fan social.

[Shannon Beador]

What's a huge restaurant?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Well, I guess I have to drink tomorrow night too, then.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, you have to. Oh, I guess, because I'm gonna send.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You a drink and those martinis. Oh, you bitch.

[Shannon Beador]

Wait, is this girl is flying in?

[Joey Zauczyk]

She's flying in just to see me.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're gonna do that for you?

[Joey Zauczyk]

They do it for you, too. Can you believe people fly in for you?

[Shannon Beador]

Are you really going to.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is Michelle on the line?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, Michelle and St. Louis.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sorry, Michelle. We got sidetracked.

[Joey Zauczyk]

We're getting too excited.

[Michelle]

Oh, my gosh. You're fine. That's why I love your show that I get sidetracked within, like, two seconds.

[Jeff Lewis]

Michelle, you're calling to ask about a discount for the fan social.

[Michelle]

Hey, you know, we have a discount for everything. And I thought, I'm gonna look at fan social and see what I can get with my money, you know? And it looks like as much as I love him, I'm probably gonna have to dine with Reza. So I don't know if anybody wants to do it.

[Jeff Lewis]

You will love Reza.

[Shannon Beador]

She is so.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you're going to get tea from him. But you have to sign an NDA. You have to sign an NDA, but he'll give you a lot of tea.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, you have to, because we have NDAs. Of course. I always have them sign NDAs.

[Jeff Lewis]

But, Michelle, in regards to the. To the discount code. That was a summer sale. I. I'm going to talk to Michael about a holiday sale because we booked so much during that sale. So I think we should do another sail. Michelle, if you want to maybe call back next week, let me talk to Michael and see if we could do some sort of, like, December holiday sale or something like that Black Friday sale for people that want to. People that want to book next year. I think that would be good.

[Shane]

Or as gifts, like, for your. If, like someone. That's a good idea, get me for your wife for a gift.

[Jeff Lewis]

So are you. Are you at all interested in Shannon or. No.

[Michelle]

Oh, my God, yes. Are you kidding me? I can't afford Shannon.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, my gosh. I can't lose you.

[Shannon Beador]

I feel so bad.

[Joey Zauczyk]

What about me?

[Michelle]

Michelle, Huge fan.

[Shannon Beador]

Wait, how much are you, Michelle?

[Joey Zauczyk]

I think I'm expensive. I should drop my. They keep telling me to drop my prizes, but I'm staying right now.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're still booking?

[Joey Zauczyk]

I'm still booking, but my prizes are.

[Shannon Beador]

Guys, this is crazy.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I'm one of the most expensive ones.

[Shannon Beador]

I'm so excited to do this.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm doing six in October.

[Shannon Beador]

Come on.

[Jeff Lewis]

I can retire.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You could literally retire after six fan socials. We're good to go.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you, Michelle.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Book me, Michelle.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'll drop my prices.

[Shane]

Shout out, Mish.

[Jeff Lewis]

What did you say?

[Joey Zauczyk]

I said book me, Michelle. I'll drop my prices. Me and Shannon are gonna be like. We could do a duo.

[Shannon Beador]

We could do a duo.

[Shane]

You can vote.

[Jeff Lewis]

I have some wonderful news for you. Not great news for me, okay? I am this close to buying a condo in your building.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Stop.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm serious.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Why stop?

[Shannon Beador]

For fun.

[Joey Zauczyk]

The penthouse.

[Jeff Lewis]

Not the penthouse.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Are you Doing it through Bryce Pennell.

[Jeff Lewis]

There's no agent involved, so we're gonna be neighbors.

[Shannon Beador]

Wait, so are you gonna move there?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I'm gonna redo it. And I wanna ask you. What? Do you think I could lease a two bedroom, two bath for two? It's not a high floor though.

[Joey Zauczyk]

12K.

[Shane]

No, but. No, really, there's no view.

[Joey Zauczyk]

10K. Ooh, what floor?

[Jeff Lewis]

Second.

[Shannon Beador]

The second floor is location, location, location.

[Joey Zauczyk]

The second floors are great and the building is amazing. So you could probably get like nine.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's way more than I thought. Are you serious? What do you do?

[Joey Zauczyk]

You should look at some of the things.

[Jeff Lewis]

What do you pay? Seven. Okay, seven.

[Shannon Beador]

I pay way more than that for a dump.

[Jeff Lewis]

But your house is a nice house.

[Shannon Beador]

Well, you've never been there.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You have a beautiful house. But I pay for the location, I pay for the amenities. The doorman.

[Jeff Lewis]

You love living there.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I love living. Okay, it is. I will say I was looking at houses before my lease was up because I was kind of ready. But I said one more year here and then maybe I'll be ready to buy like a little casita or something. Maybe I'll buy a little casita.

[Jeff Lewis]

Maybe after your fan social.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Well, after a few fan socials it'll pay the down payment. It'll just take care of itself.

[Shannon Beador]

Oh, see, that's what I'm. I gotta book fan socials cuz Jeff was lecturing me last night that I need to see think of a different neighborhood to move into because my sights are too high. But I really love where I live.

[Jeff Lewis]

Promise.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You got outpriced.

[Jeff Lewis]

It got so expensive where you live and you got out priced. Now you gotta go outside the neighborhood. It's okay, we can just keep rolling up until you get back to where you are. But you need to buy something.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You do.

[Shannon Beador]

I do.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Speaking of, I love doing fan socials and I love meeting you guys. So I decided today I'm gonna drop my prices by like 1 to 200 bucks. Drinks and dinner.

[Jeff Lewis]

Two parking spaces are really hard to get, aren't they?

[Joey Zauczyk]

That's clutch. I know two parking spaces is clutch because it's. The parking garage is amazing, but it does get a little. You don't want to be parking next to someone.

[Shannon Beador]

Is there an HOA like you can rent to whoever you want. You have complete control.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You should look into that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you have inside laundry there? So can I put one in?

[Joey Zauczyk]

So Santos does my laundry.

[Jeff Lewis]

So Santos.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Santos does my laundry.

[Shannon Beador]

Wow, is that quite an accent? Well, he's Mr. Patron now.

[Joey Zauczyk]

That's why. Maybe I'm getting ready for him.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's not drinking though.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I know. I'm not drinking right now. So they have it on the 12th floor. It's a huge laundry room. It's beautiful. They have tables and stuff, but. No. Some units have in units, some units don't. Mine does not.

[Jeff Lewis]

I gotta check that out.

[Joey Zauczyk]

She does my laundry at the very top of the.

[Jeff Lewis]

You think I can't get nine?

[Joey Zauczyk]

I can't get nine a month?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, you need a laundry.

[Joey Zauczyk]

No, you know why?

[Jeff Lewis]

You're right. I need. Someone's gonna pay nine. They want laundry.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You know why? Because everyone wants to be in the building. There's barely any two bedrooms.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know.

[Joey Zauczyk]

So this is a really. You should definitely buy.

[Shannon Beador]

What do you have?

[Jeff Lewis]

It's a fixer though. I gotta do it.

[Joey Zauczyk]

A one bedroom with a walk in closet.

[Shannon Beador]

Nice.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's nice. It's a nice build.

[Shannon Beador]

It looks nice. I've seen photos. I've never been invited over.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I've invited you over.

[Shannon Beador]

I see videos.

[Joey Zauczyk]

There she goes. She thinks I don't answer her calls. Yeah, pretty much I do. I didn't text you back the last two times, but. I'm sorry.

[Jeff Lewis]

Didn't Vicki Gumbelson join fan social too?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And Kelly Dodd.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so we've got. They got a lot of Orange county women.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Who books the most?

[Shane]

Doug, Jeff, Zach.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Well, how much are his prices?

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, I don't know.

[Shannon Beador]

I think he pays them 650.

[Joey Zauczyk]

He literally pays drinks.

[Shannon Beador]

650 for a coffee or drink?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah. Okay. That's 650 for a drink. 650. No, I'm not dropping my brother.

[Jeff Lewis]

What are you. What are you.

[Shannon Beador]

500?

[Shane]

Yeah, 500.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's a good buy if you're a po chum.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Go out with me if you're a po chum. I like the rich ones, but I mean, I am down for anything. I'm gonna lower my prices because I do love meeting you guys. Can you spill the tea, though?

[Shannon Beador]

I just. I can't wait. Like, do you give me updates? Do you give me like weekly updates? Nope. You don't have anyone yet, Shannon?

[Joey Zauczyk]

No. You get an email and you say you've booked a fan social. Do you want to do it or not?

[Jeff Lewis]

You know what we booked. We booked a shit ton when we did that sale. We should probably do a holiday sale, I think. Was it Michelle that called? Michelle's right. I think we should. I need to talk to Shannon and Michael.

[Shannon Beador]

It's very confusing when you say Shannon.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sorry. The other Shannon.

[Shannon Beador]

Yep.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you have a power outage at the building?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Power outage at the building.

[Jeff Lewis]

Was that DWP or was that the building?

[Joey Zauczyk]

It was dwp because there was a. There was a reformer blow up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Transformer, transform.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Transformer blow up.

[Shane]

We're not at Pilates, bitch.

[Joey Zauczyk]

We're not at form of Pilates, bitch. A transformer blew up on Cynthia street and next thing I know, I wake up and there's no power. So it was a disaster. But it came back on at 12.

[Shane]

Good. I saw that on the Instagram weho times.

[Jeff Lewis]

What do you need?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Absolutely not.

[Jeff Lewis]

Line 11.

[Shane]

Oh, she dropped.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, what happened?

[Shane]

She came and she went.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Line. What?

[Shane]

There's no note for it. Also.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, line.

[Shane]

There's no note for it. We don't know what they want.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, my fan social's calling.

[Jeff Lewis]

We should answer her, are we not? So we are not allowed to talk about the reunion at all?

[Shannon Beador]

Not really. But we filmed it last week.

[Jeff Lewis]

I saw the seating chart. Yes, people make a big deal of this seating chart, just like they make a big deal of Watch what happens live. Who's in the first seat, second seat? I think it's all bullshit.

[Shannon Beador]

I mean, I like the center. Yeah. Who's in the center? Who does all that? I was at the end. I've never been at the end before. I've usually been in the first or second seat. I was in the end.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You know what they say about the end.

[Shannon Beador]

I was straight across from Heather. Heather and I were in the same position.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's why I don't think it really matters. Because you two are OGs, right?

[Shannon Beador]

I mean, by the grace of God, I wasn't in a lot of the mix for once, so it was quite nice to be a part of it. But there were a lot of dark things that happened this year, and I wanted to be opinionated about them.

[Jeff Lewis]

But it's interesting how they. It does seem like there is some sort of rhyme and reason to the seating chart. I don't think it really matters who sits close to Andy, but they do tend to pair people who are aligned. Right. So you must be aligned with Gretchen because you're right next to Gretchen. Is that correct?

[Shannon Beador]

I am next to Gretchen.

[Jeff Lewis]

So do you think that that was by design, putting you next to Gretchen? I think so, yeah. So do you. Did you have her back during the reunion or.

[Shannon Beador]

You know, there were certain things that I. That were potential issues for me during this season, but there's still a lot more to come. And, you know, I think that Gretchen has a very big heart. She's. I do believe that. I've seen it. And, you know, she. She may have issues with some cast members, but then you look at how she's treated other of us, and she doesn't have a mean bone.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I think sometimes when we tell mistruths, we get very committed to that mistruth. When it's much easier to just come clean.

[Shannon Beador]

People mistreat, by the way, people misspeak. For instance, one year I said to Bronwyn. The other Bronwyn, I said, don't accuse me of things. I do. I meant to say don't do. I forgot the word don't when you've got a mic on.

[Jeff Lewis]

Were you in the moment?

[Shannon Beador]

Yeah, you're in the moment.

[Shane]

I went to the hospital. I should have went to the hospital.

[Shannon Beador]

I misspoke on this show. And it was an issue last year. Like, you know, we forget words sometimes, so we forget.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, but there was several scenes where she was, you know, she was contradicting herself.

[Shane]

She confirmed that she went to the hospital, like, multiple times.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. And then she said she didn't go to the hospital.

[Shannon Beador]

She said it went in the car. But.

[Joey Zauczyk]

But something as big as that.

[Jeff Lewis]

But then she.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You can't misspeak. That's what I'm saying.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, no, no.

[Shane]

It was.

[Jeff Lewis]

I went to the hospital. I didn't go to the hospital. I thought about going to the hospital. I needed to go to the hospital.

[Shannon Beador]

By the way, had Gretchen gone to the hospital, we all would have heard about it 15 years ago. And I don't know if I'm gonna get in trouble for talking about it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Fine. I don't wanna talk about it.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Okay, then we don't talk about her going to the hospital.

[Jeff Lewis]

We're back to the reunion, and she.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Never went to the hospital.

[Jeff Lewis]

Does the.

[Joey Zauczyk]

She was hungover.

[Jeff Lewis]

Cause here's the other thing. When I'm looking at the seating chart, if there really was like, oh, the person that sits closest to Andy is most important, I would think they'd put Katie Janel to him because she's the source of a lot of things that have gone on this season.

[Shannon Beador]

Well, I think that if you look at some of the dark topics of, oh, I'm probably gonna get fined for this. Damn it. But if you look at.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, no, no, don't get fined.

[Shannon Beador]

I'm just gonna say, if you look at. That I was recorded. If you look at. There was a roofie story out there, and if you look at other things that happened coming up Those were things that Tamara knew about earlier and she brought em up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is this. So will the Kiki Monique, Katie. Will the Kiki Monique stuff be brought up in the reunion again?

[Shannon Beador]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so that'll be.

[Shane]

I need clarity on that now.

[Jeff Lewis]

Would you? Cause I was privy, and obviously I can't describe anything. I can't. I was privy to, you know, seeing everyone's reunion look. And I don't know, did they put those on their Instagrams or.

[Shane]

No, they're not out.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. So I was able to see it. And do you have anyone that you feel like looked really good at the reunion? Somebody who didn't look good at the reunion?

[Shannon Beador]

I think that. I'm not gonna lie. I liked my look this year. I was very pleased with it. But I'm the only one wearing a short dress. I don't know if I'll get in trouble for that. I don't know if I'm gonna.

[Jeff Lewis]

You don't have to get specific, but you can say who looked good, who didn't look good.

[Shannon Beador]

I think that Emily and Jayna looked amazing and Jen Pedrante looked very good. I mean, everyone looked good.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Jen's really pretty.

[Jeff Lewis]

There was one dress that looked a little cheap.

[Shannon Beador]

You know what?

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm not gonna say a word. I'm not gonna say a word. You're just gonna know when you see the reunion.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I can't wait to see it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, one looked really cheap.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You push really cheap.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm not pushing you anything.

[Shannon Beador]

I'm just saying the envelope.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm not saying a word.

[Shannon Beador]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm gonna say tune into the reunion because you're gonna want to see this cheap dress.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I can't wait to see the cheap dress.

[Shannon Beador]

Oh, my God.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I wasn't gonna tune in, but now I'm definitely tuning in.

[Shannon Beador]

Yeah, I don't even know who you're talking about, but don't tell me. God.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Do you think Katie will come back next season? Like, I'm like, I kind of am over, like, the.

[Shane]

She's so beautiful. I want to see her.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah, I have a question.

[Shane]

I have a question.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I want to know.

[Shannon Beador]

I, I, I, I apologize to her. I apologize. You know, I was harsh with her. She's not like John Jansen and Alexis.

[Shane]

But did you talk to Heather about the John and Alexis wedding? No, because it was like a whole thing that Heather didn't go, oh, did, did.

[Shannon Beador]

She was out of town with I. No, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

Just make sure that everything we say is not, you know, we don't. Because I don't want Andy to call me.

[Shannon Beador]

You know, I say we need to move. I think we need to move on.

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Shannon Beador]

Okay? Okay, Okay. I don't like to get set up on dates, but anyways, I got set up with an older gentleman in New York a couple months ago when I was there.

[Jeff Lewis]

A distinguished.

[Joey Zauczyk]

A distinguished older gentleman.

[Jeff Lewis]

Successful. Like a great match for you.

[Shannon Beador]

You guys, I don't know his last name. I don't know much about what he's done. I can tell he's philanthropic, which he has a kind heart. But I don't know anything about him and I like that because I don't want them to know anything about me. Anyways, so he texted when I got home a couple minutes Ago. Good flight. And then Joey said, that's a lot of blue. I went, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

[Joey Zauczyk]

You know?

[Shannon Beador]

Cause I would talk her paragraphs and then nothing.

[Jeff Lewis]

I didn't know that. Joey. There was paragraphs.

[Shannon Beador]

Oh, so then. No, no, nothing. So anyways, I'm going to New York on Saturday. So I texted just now, hello, stranger. I'm going to be in New York for the week. Let me know if you want to get together for some banter. Joey didn't like that I said that, but we have a little banter.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I didn't know it was an inside joke.

[Shannon Beador]

Okay, when did I push send? Like what, five minutes ago?

[Jeff Lewis]

He just responded after he ghosted you for months.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Well, I don't.

[Shannon Beador]

You said he didn't ghost me. You said he's an older man. Out of sight, out of mind when you're going to New York. You said, don't worry about it. He just said, hi. Great.

[Shane]

Oh, he's in.

[Shannon Beador]

You're. Hi. Great. Yes. Let's get together for sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, he said for sure. Okay, fair.

[Shane]

Can I give a piece of advice that I saw from Love Hotel?

[Shannon Beador]

Okay, I know, I know. Keep. I'm not saying much.

[Shane]

We're not talking about no car accident. No on Love Motel. Like, hi, I know. I remember last year I was in a horrible dui. Okay, well, we're not doing that this way.

[Shannon Beador]

I'm not doing it.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I won't keep it light.

[Shannon Beador]

No, I did. I did keep it light.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have to wear that false sweet bra.

[Shannon Beador]

Okay, okay, whatever. Do you know you have to wear.

[Joey Zauczyk]

A false sweet bra?

[Shannon Beador]

Do you know that?

[Shane]

Get a fresh one.

[Shannon Beador]

We got introduced.

[Jeff Lewis]

And the Anene being jacket.

[Joey Zauczyk]

The Anene being jacket with a false.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, and they're amazed. Boots. The Amir's boots you got from Paris.

[Joey Zauczyk]

An Aramis boots.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're so gorgeous. Are you wearing them today? What are you wearing today?

[Shannon Beador]

I'm wearing Anina Bing jacket.

[Shane]

It's Anina Bing.

[Shannon Beador]

Okay.

[Joey Zauczyk]

As long as he doesn't have a white car, you're good to go.

[Shane]

Why would he have a white car?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Well, you can't trust a guy with a white car.

[Shane]

Okay, well, I didn't know this.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Everyone knows that Ken has a white car.

[Shannon Beador]

David Mador. And we don't trust him.

[Joey Zauczyk]

We don't trust him anymore. No, it's a thing. You don't date a guy with a white car. White cars are just a cause for disaster. What kind of car does he have?

[Shannon Beador]

I don't. I don't know yet.

[Jeff Lewis]

She doesn't know yet. She doesn't know him.

[Shannon Beador]

But we got introduced by mutual friend.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's not a car culture.

[Shannon Beador]

The only way I'm gonna meet someone is introduced. So this person said, oh, you would love him. And oh, she said to him, you will love her. And I thought, is he gonna know him on the show? So we exchanged numbers and I texted him saying, okay, I'm available this day to get together.

[Jeff Lewis]

Which bra are you gonna wear? The push up? And then he said, the wireless, the underwire, the strapless.

[Shannon Beador]

I thought you'd be more conceited. I go, what? And he goes, well, when you texted me back, it said maybe Shannon Beador. So I googled you. It's like, oh, Jesus, help me.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's the easiest for a guy to take off? Which bra?

[Shannon Beador]

Oh, knock it off.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Fall sweep makes a front closure.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, do you know what, Jeff? When I have to wear a bra, which is soon, I'm gonna get a front closure. I want it to be easy to take off.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I want easy access, baby. And at the end of the day when you're really feeling stressed and you just wanna.

[Jeff Lewis]

So whores wear front closure.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Absolutely.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you have a front closure? No.

[Shannon Beador]

Jefferson, last night. Cause I'm losing weight. He said, you look really good. There's just one thing that needs to happen and you're fricking obsessed about it. He says, you need to get your breasts done.

[Jeff Lewis]

You need a new lift.

[Shane]

He's a boop guy.

[Joey Zauczyk]

They look great.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's got the fall asleep bra.

[Shannon Beador]

Do you sling?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh. Cause you have the fall sweet bra.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, her body looks good. Her face looks flawless. Her skin looks good. She probably needs a little bit of a lift.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Snatch for the gods. Eventually everybody's gotta get a lift.

[Jeff Lewis]

And when I need a bra, which is very soon, I want you to tell me.

[Shannon Beador]

You know what?

[Joey Zauczyk]

When you get older, I definitely have a lift. Or it's a false one.

[Shannon Beador]

All the skin sags as you get older. So you're gonna have perky boobs. And like everything else.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Shannon Beador]

Grab.

[Jeff Lewis]

No. I bet this guy likes to motorboat.

[Shannon Beador]

Oh my God.

[Shane]

I bet he has a boat.

[Shannon Beador]

No, he's rich. I don't know anything about him.

[Joey Zauczyk]

We just know he's philanthropic. That could mean anything.

[Shane]

He's rich. You're not philanthropic if you're poor.

[Shannon Beador]

No, he appeared to be. I could just tell that he has a kind heart. And my picker has been off, as we all know.

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Shannon Beador]

Okay. There's something about him. So I'm excited.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Well, I'm Giving you because for sure we're gonna get together all good vibes and I think it's gonna be good.

[Jeff Lewis]

We play our game now.

[Shannon Beador]

Yes.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I thought we'd never get to it.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, we're gonna play a new game today. Spelling with Shannon B and Joey Z. Shannon, you're an educated entrepreneur, mother and TV personality. Joey, you have a VIP Chipotle card. Card. I'm going to administer a randomly generated Orange county themed spelling bee. And the person who spells the most words correctly wins the game. So I'm gonna ask you in the holiday box, I'm gonna ask you to spell a word. Yes. And then I'm gonna go to Joey and ask him. Shannon. Beachfront.

[Shannon Beador]

B E a C H F R O N T. And that would be one word, sir.

[Jeff Lewis]

That you are absolutely correct. Shannon Beador. Joey Affluent.

[Joey Zauczyk]

A F F f. Wait, a F f L U I e N T. No. Well, what is it then?

[Jeff Lewis]

A F f L U e N t Sound fluent.

[Joey Zauczyk]

But it's harder to do it when you're doing it out in the air.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's a hard word.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Right?

[Shannon Beador]

Everybody says we're doing it in the air.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shannon, this is. This is a hard one.

[Shannon Beador]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Botox.

[Shannon Beador]

B O T O X.

[Joey Zauczyk]

What the fuck?

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey Champagne.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, hello. C A G N E. Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shannon Valet.

[Shannon Beador]

V a L E T. What the fuck?

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey Heirloom.

[Joey Zauczyk]

H E I r L O o m. Yeah, baby, I'm on a roll.

[Jeff Lewis]

Honey.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I'm not just. Just a personality. I'm now a speller.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, we got two hard words coming up.

[Shannon Beador]

Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shannon. Bravo. What?

[Shannon Beador]

Oh, let me think. Okay. B r a V o.

[Jeff Lewis]

Correct. Joey this is an easy one. Charcuterie.

[Joey Zauczyk]

What the fuck? Who the fuck asked about charcuterie? I don't think I've even. Okay.

[Shannon Beador]

Have you ever had one?

[Jeff Lewis]

Of course. We eat charcuterie all the time.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Love charcuterie. A martini.

[Shannon Beador]

You see it on the menu.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Charcuterie. 3ch yep. Ar. Yep. C u t e r I e. Yes. Charcuterie. Bitch.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shannon. Housewives.

[Shannon Beador]

Oh, h o u S e. W I v e s correct.

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey. Facade.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It's all a facade. Bitch. F a s F a C a D e. Yes. You just wanna ring the bell on me.

[Shannon Beador]

You said S. Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shannon. Lemons.

[Shannon Beador]

L e M o n S. Joey.

[Jeff Lewis]

Pretentious.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, my God. P R e T e N C I O u s wrong. C I e o u s wrong. C E o Rog C I Give it up.

[Shannon Beador]

I o u s T I O.

[Joey Zauczyk]

U s t I O u S. Pretentious. See, I'm not pretentious. I don't know how to spell it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shannon, Yacht.

[Shannon Beador]

O y a C H T. You guys.

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey, exorbitant.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, girl, I don't know that one. Exorbitant is exorbitant.

[Jeff Lewis]

Exorbitant.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Exorbitant. Yes, exorbitant.

[Jeff Lewis]

Spell it.

[Shannon Beador]

Joey's. Use it in a sentence. Joey's fan. Social prices are exorbitant.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, that's good. Shannon.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Ex s. Exorbitant. Oh, don't help him. Oh, exo r. Stop it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Jameson, stop.

[Shannon Beador]

B.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're almost there.

[Joey Zauczyk]

E, C. Why are you saying C?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I wasn't saying C. We're saying.

[Joey Zauczyk]

T, T, T T T. Exorbitative.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, Shannon, last spelling word for you. Spoiled.

[Shannon Beador]

S, P O I L E, D. Good job.

[Jeff Lewis]

Joey, last word for you. Bordeka Shared.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Bordeka what? Bordiga. What? I bet I'm gon give me like a port.

[Shannon Beador]

Port. Portacous. Portico share.

[Joey Zauczyk]

P O R, T dash A.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're mean. You're cheating.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It was right next to me. Wait, no, I want to try it, though. Okay, so portico share.

[Shannon Beador]

Oh, my God.

[Joey Zauczyk]

P O R. T dash A. Oh, no. Dash K E R. Just scrap the dash and then scrap the dash. Okay. P O R T A C H E R. Oh, K e R. C H e R. K e. K e R. Very close. C H e R E. How do you know Shannon?

[Shannon Beador]

Because I won the sixth grade spelling.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, you also won this one.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Shannon Beador, will you just give me a little bit of gra.

[Jeff Lewis]

You got a few words right. I'm impressed you got some hard ones. Joey, you did great.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I got five. Right?

[Jeff Lewis]

We're gonna keep working with you on your spelling words.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Absolutely.

[Shane]

Pre test is on Monday, and then we study all week.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Portico share.

[Jeff Lewis]

We need. You know what? You're right. I think Joey Monroe's tutor is Mondays and Wednesdays. I think you should come by because we work on spelling.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I'm always.

[Shannon Beador]

I thought you were gonna say, maybe you can take over for the spelling tutor.

[Joey Zauczyk]

No, because Monroe's just gonna make fun of me the whole time. Monroe will just make fun of me.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're right, she will.

[Joey Zauczyk]

She still talks about the time I laid to clean those salsa trays.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, last night I came downstairs, she was doing her homework at the dining room table, came down the stairs to go meet Shannon Beador for dinner, and she goes, are you wearing that? I thought you were going to dinner. I go, I am going to dinner.

[Shannon Beador]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

That's what you're wearing?

[Jeff Lewis]

That's what you're wearing. And I go. I don't have time for this, Monroe. I already. She told you need to change. I go. I go. I just already called my Uber. My Uber's gonna be here in one minute. I don't have time to change.

[Joey Zauczyk]

What were you wearing?

[Jeff Lewis]

She totally.

[Shane]

She dragged you.

[Jeff Lewis]

She dragged you too. But you look cute.

[Shane]

I looked cute? I was like. You're just. No.

[Joey Zauczyk]

What were you wearing? That. She called it out.

[Jeff Lewis]

She just felt it was a little too casual.

[Shannon Beador]

You wore a sweater and pants.

[Shane]

Yeah, sweater and jeans.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, it's a mother. Wife.

[Jeff Lewis]

She just thought I could do better.

[Shane]

No, mother.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah. No, I didn't.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Not the mother.

[Jeff Lewis]

I was dressed down. You know why? It was raining. It was sweater weather. I felt com. You know, I was just like, cozy, comfortable. She thought I was dressed down.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Well, don't dress down anymore in front of her. You know, I'm never. I'm on my P's and Q's with that girl. I know, because she will call me out left and right. And she's watching me every time we're around. She's just waiting to.

[Shannon Beador]

I am so excited because we are traveling together on Christmas Day.

[Jeff Lewis]

We are? It is the Louis Beador Christmas vacation.

[Shannon Beador]

Yes.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Where are you guys going?

[Jeff Lewis]

Cabo, babe.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I'll be there.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you gonna be there?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Really? No. But I will come. I don't have plans just yet.

[Jeff Lewis]

We leave. Is it the day after Christmas? Are we leaving Christmas?

[Shane]

I le.

[Shannon Beador]

Christmas Day.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm leaving the day after Christmas.

[Shannon Beador]

You said you were gonna go the night of Christmas.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I'm leaving the early, the morning. The next day.

[Shannon Beador]

Oh, okay.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Are we?

[Jeff Lewis]

Because I had a whole Gage Monroe thing. We worked out. It's good. We're good.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Okay, great. I mean, remember how much fun we had in Cabo last time?

[Shane]

Yeah, you and your ex husband.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Me and my ex husband. Let's not talk about the husband.

[Jeff Lewis]

She had so much fun with you, though. Joey.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I love her. I wanna. Like, I miss her. But you don't. You know, we'll have our dinner. Just.

[Shannon Beador]

I'm excited for my daughters to meet Monroe.

[Shane]

She's gonna be upset.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, they're gonna be.

[Shannon Beador]

They love little girls.

[Joey Zauczyk]

She's gonn.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then also her two cousins are coming.

[Shannon Beador]

I know. It's gonna be really fun.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Where are you guys staying? Las Ventanas.

[Shannon Beador]

Somewhere else.

[Jeff Lewis]

Somewhere else?

[Shannon Beador]

It was Jeff's recommendation.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It's the best.

[Shannon Beador]

Is it?

[Jeff Lewis]

We've Been there before.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, it's the best.

[Shane]

Joey didn't go.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, yeah, I didn't go.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know it. So you've stayed there before?

[Joey Zauczyk]

I've stayed there once.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is it good? You're gonna love it.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Screw Las Ventanas.

[Jeff Lewis]

It is far. But you don't need to go anywhere. Like, once you're on the resort, you're good.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I might come.

[Jeff Lewis]

And we're only there for three nights anyway. Four nights I'm there four nights, I'm there three nights.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Wait, so you won't be there for next time? So no New Year's Eve?

[Shannon Beador]

I'm four nights, five days.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'll be home for New Year's Eve?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Oh, I don't have any plans yet.

[Shannon Beador]

We'll be home by the. My kids need to be somewhere with their friends on New Year's Eve.

[Jeff Lewis]

We'll be back.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It's fine.

[Jeff Lewis]

Let's line four. Orphe in Chicago. Hi, Orphie.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Orfie.

[Michelle]

Hi, you guys. How are you?

[Jeff Lewis]

Great.

[Michelle]

You know, it's always so nice to hear your voice. I love you guys so much. I was curious if there are any updates on location and potential dates for chunk con 2026.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so we are very, very, very close to putting a deal together. I think it's going to be April, Orfi. I think that is the plan. Is that correct, Shane? Yeah, I think we have a couple of dates we're considering in April. Does that work for you, Orfi?

[Michelle]

April, yes. But I gotta check with my. My bestie, Marianne, because it's her daughter Ava's birthday. We wanna make sure it doesn't conflict.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, we have to make sure it does not conflict. Where are we thinking it will be? In Las Vegas. And we'll be back in Las Vegas. And then I imagine we probably would sell tickets in. Would we sell tickets this year, Shane?

[Shane]

I wanna do it before the end of the year.

[Shannon Beador]

Yeah, I think for the holidays. And I'm gonna come this year.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you sure you can get Bravo to agree to it?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah.

[Shannon Beador]

Yes. I was so bummed I couldn't go.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I hope I make the cut. Much fun last year.

[Shannon Beador]

You were like the pool party guy.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I was. I hosted the pool party.

[Jeff Lewis]

Speaking of which, is that where you lost your whole Acme outfit?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you lose. Was it the pants and the jacket?

[Joey Zauczyk]

I lost the full set.

[Jeff Lewis]

Honey, did you lose the bathing suit too?

[Joey Zauczyk]

I lost the bathing suit.

[Shannon Beador]

Is that a good brand?

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, you were wearing the same bathing suit. Oh, I never cashed that check in Fiji. What?

[Joey Zauczyk]

The hotel Sent me a check. I never cashed it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you serious?

[Joey Zauczyk]

It's somewhere around there in the apartment. I just remembered that.

[Jeff Lewis]

How much was it?

[Joey Zauczyk]

I think 1,200.

[Shannon Beador]

Wait, for a bathing suit?

[Shane]

No, for a matching set.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, you didn't cash the matching acne set?

[Shannon Beador]

Okay, I don't think I did.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I have to look for it. Whoops. Well, what?

[Shannon Beador]

Wow.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Jesus, Joey, it's a thousand. Wait, no.

[Shannon Beador]

Maybe the direct deposit, so you could say the hotel.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Baby, Maybe I did, maybe I did. Just give me a break. Wow. I'll figure it out.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, Orfi, the good news about you calling, we figured out that, you know, Joey didn't cash the check. So.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Sorry, Orfy.

[Shane]

Shout out, Orfee.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thanks for calling.

[Michelle]

I love you, Joey. I can't wait to see you up close and personal again.

[Shannon Beador]

It's quite a sight.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Well, no, she saw me in Vegas. I was popping off with Orphe.

[Jeff Lewis]

You can't get that wasted again. For the brunch, he must.

[Shane]

Oh, not the brunch. No, no, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have to get together for the brunch. You were a bitch at the brunch.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I was a bitch at the brunch.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you apologize to Orpheus?

[Joey Zauczyk]

Orphe, was I a bitch?

[Shannon Beador]

So you really do know Orphe.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Yeah, of course I know Orphe. Orphe's the longest time listener.

[Jeff Lewis]

She's been with us from the beginning.

[Joey Zauczyk]

She's og.

[Shannon Beador]

Og. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Orphe, was I a bitch at the brunch?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. You don't understand, honey.

[Michelle]

Not to me, you weren't.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Me and you.

[Michelle]

No, you remember, gave me kisses on the. You gave me kisses.

[Joey Zauczyk]

I gave you. I was giving everyone kisses because I.

[Shane]

Love them brunch kisses.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thank you, Orphe. Kelly in Colorado, line six. Hi, Kelly.

[Michelle]

Hi. I quickly want to just ask about Jamie Kennedy. Notice he hasn't been on for a couple weeks and he kind of made some comment under your breath when he canceled last minute.

[Jeff Lewis]

I did?

[Michelle]

Yeah. That was a couple weeks ago, though.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Okay, well, Jamie Kennedy is very important to this show. He's a good friend of mine. He will be back. He's booked for. I believe he booked him for Halloween. He's coming in on the 31st, so there's been. He's been dealing with personal stuff, work stuff. He's been traveling. Um, I very much miss him. I'm so looking forward to him coming back on October 31st. I think he's. Second hour. Yeah, second hour. On Halloween.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Woo.

[Shannon Beador]

Okay, good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thanks for calling and I'm glad you did because I'm starting to get DMs. Where is he? Where is Jamie? Where's Jamie? So I'm glad that you addressed that.

[Shane]

He's traveling.

[Shannon Beador]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, the bathing suit. Did you not post in the same bathing suit in Fiji?

[Shane]

No, no, I saw that in the rundown. What I took from that was he was wearing the acne suit. The matching set.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is it Acne Acne.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Like any Acne Studios. The best you would love.

[Shane]

Like Acne and the East.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, Acne Acne.

[Shane]

It's called Acne Acne Studios.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It's a big, big brand.

[Shannon Beador]

I've never heard of it.

[Shane]

He was wearing the matching set. He changed into the white swimsuit, then lost the set. Then he wore the white swimsuit in.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Feej and I and a chunk.

[Jeff Lewis]

I see.

[Shannon Beador]

Congrat. Congratulations. Joey, I have to tell you, I am so proud of you for being a host on Love Island.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Love Island.

[Shannon Beador]

I mean, that is so tailored.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's a big deal.

[Shannon Beador]

I mean, absolutely huge.

[Joey Zauczyk]

It was a big, big deal. That's a big, big deal.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, it could lead to something else. Cause you had a lot of eyes.

[Joey Zauczyk]

On you and doing different things like that. It makes me realize I really enjoy doing that. And you know, I love being in front of the camera and there's a lot of things to brew in.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is it true that Troy, your new puppy, has destroyed about $12,000 in shoes and he just chewed the sofa? You're gone.

[Shannon Beador]

He chewed up my YSL Eskadrills and I bought a pair of courage boots in Paris and he literally chewed that while he was. I was sleeping right next to the bed. Right next to the bed. And he chewed up the couch. So you got me that couch. And we need a new couch, Jeff.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, no, not the altar. Did you ever think about maybe closing the closet door?

[Shannon Beador]

There's. Yeah, but there's not really a place to close him off. My place is just wide open. So I. I can't even like enclose him in an area, but trust me, he'd chew the gate.

[Jeff Lewis]

Better not touch those Hermes boots you got. No, those are like five grand. You cannot lose those boots.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Not there, man.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's going back to the shelter. If he touches those boots.

[Shannon Beador]

Stop it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Thanks for listening. If you. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis live every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app.

[Shannon Beador]

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[Jeff Lewis]

Deal.

[Shannon Beador]

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[Michelle]

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[Shannon Beador]

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[Jeff Lewis]

Mr.

[Shane]

Monopoly here. Monopoly is back at McDonald's. Register in the McDonald's app so you're.

[Joey Zauczyk]

Ready to get your bag.

[Shane]

Two ways to peel for a chance to get your bag physical peels with select items and digital peels with others.

[Joey Zauczyk]

To get your bag, play Monopoly at McDonald's. But up, up.

[Jeff Lewis]

No purchase necessary. Sea Rules at [e-mail] for full details and amoe [e-mail] to play without purchase ends November 23rd, but bonus plans November 2nd. Monopoly is a registered trademark of Hasbro. Copyright McDonald's.