Podcast Summary

Podcast: Jeff Lewis Has Issues
Episode: Sutton Stracke & Michael Beck: Gay Burglars & Holiday Parties
Date: December 24, 2025
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Sutton Stracke, Michael Beck

Episode Overview

In this lively holiday episode, Jeff Lewis is joined by Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Sutton Stracke and friend Michael Beck. The trio dives into Sutton's harrowing recent home burglary, the intricacies of high-end holiday party planning, and the latest dynamics of RHOBH’s new season. With Jeff’s trademark irreverent humor, Sutton’s candor, and playful banter all around, the discussion moves effortlessly from serious to hilarious, covering celebrity break-ins, guest lists, and pet escapades.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Sutton’s Sweater Collaboration (02:11–03:17)

• Sutton debuts her “Go Go by Sutton” knit sweater collaboration, sharing:
  • It’s her first designer collaboration, made in Canada, hand-knit, and eco-friendly.
  • The sweaters retail at $492 due to the craftsmanship.

Notable Quote:
"I used to sell the Go Go sweaters in my store and that we would sell out. So she reached out to me...we just did a collaboration." — Sutton (02:41)

2. Beverly Hills Break-Ins: Sutton’s Ordeal and the Community Pattern (04:29–08:24)

• Sutton details her recent home burglary:

  • Three masked intruders broke in via the kitchen window.
  • They went straight to her primary bedroom, stole almost a million dollars in luxury bags and jewelry—primarily Birkins, Kellys, and Chanels.
  • Fortunately, her most valuable jewelry was with her at BravoCon.
  • Her animals were unharmed, but the invasion left a lingering sense of insecurity.

• Conversation about similar burglaries in their circle—like the one at Kathy’s house and others.

• Speculation on whether these robberies are connected and thoughts on targeted theft.

Notable Quotes:
"It was right under a million dollars. And so, yeah, it hurt." — Sutton (08:14)
"Do you think it was a gay burglar?" — Jeff (07:32); "I think it was three gay burglars." — Sutton (07:35)

3. Dealing with Insurance and Security (11:02–14:28)

• Sutton describes the insurance claim process—still unresolved—but she had documented her valuables through video and photos, which should help.
• Because of the break-in, she’s now hired armed security, which is both costly (hundreds of thousands per year) and unnerving.

Notable Quotes:
"For me, who cares about this stuff? I mean, I do kind of. I do care about it, but who cares?" — Sutton (11:57)
"It's more about personal safety. Well, the animals. That was freaking me out." — Sutton (12:03)
"Because the alarm... cameras, they're great for like, looking at them robbing you...doesn't help." — Sutton (12:20)

4. Theories, Inside Jobs, and Cynicism (14:10–18:08)

• Jeff humorously (and persistently) proposes Sutton's trusted housekeeper, Docha, might have aided the burglary, which Sutton ardently denies.
• Light-hearted banter about staff trust, “inside jobs,” and how often valuables do genuinely just go “missing” and reappear.

Memorable Exchanges:
"Has anyone questioned Docha?" — Jeff (15:23)
"Docha did not do this." — Sutton (14:49)

5. House Security, Guard Logistics, and “Rich People Problems” (19:39–38:38)

• Discussion on the cost and logistics of private security, including how to house guards and allow for basic needs—bathroom access turns into a comedic focus.
• Sutton jokes about having to build a guard house; Jeff and guests riff on "changing of the guards" ceremonies.

Notable Quotes:
"I don't feed them...They need to be working." — Sutton (34:50)
"Your plants are going to bloom. I'm gonna have the best roses, gorgeous hedges." — Jeff (36:33)

6. Holiday Parties: Guest List Chaos & Event Planning (18:14–27:30)

• Sutton’s upcoming holiday party: ~100 guests, live band, DJ, and heavy security due to recent events.
• The group jokes about party crashers, plus-ones, and vetting guests—referencing stories about celebrities with unmanageable guest lists.
• Sutton mentions new party policies: photographing all guests for security.

Memorable Moments:
"That's why you take their picture and fingerprint them." — Sutton (20:50)
"You have to be careful in the future about almost like screening who they're bringing, because some people have real poor judgment." — Jeff (20:52)

7. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Updates (21:30–25:27)

• The group reviews RHOBH Season 15, focusing on:
  • Rachel Zoe’s seamless integration into the cast.
  • The new cast member Amanda: rumored tensions, struggles fitting in, and audience perceptions.
  • The challenge for newcomers to gain acceptance within the group.

Notable Quotes:
"It's hard, right? It's hard because we know each other now. ... It took me a long time." — Sutton (22:21)
"You can't be a know it all when you first come in, for sure." — Sutton (23:56)

8. Fashion, Luxe Living, and Silly Tangents (31:11–38:44)

• Sutton shows off her new products at SuttonBrands.com, including her leisurewear.
• Chat about a luxurious, $150,000 dress Sutton wore, diamond details, and how various stylists know her home layout—a joking return to the “inside job” thread.

Notable Quote:
"They know the floor plan of your home." — Unidentified Guest (32:47)

9. LGBTQ+ Holiday Events & Gag Gifts (38:38–41:52)

• Lighthearted discussion about the LA Gay Men’s Chorus, Christmas caroling parties, and festive neckwear competitions.

Memorable Moment:
"I wore like a little sequined kind of thing around my neck...this bitch came in second place." — Drew Ski (39:34)

10. Family Holiday Traditions & Parenting (40:56–47:29)

• Sutton talks about buying In-N-Out merchandise for her kids on the East Coast, including “In-N-Out” underwear as stocking stuffers.
• Jeff and Sutton swap “parenting in LA” tales, including losing cars in parking garages, UNO tournaments, and the art of teaching kids about gambling and money.

Notable Quotes:
"I'm the best mother ever." — Sutton (41:52)
"Don't bet any more than what you have. ...You're giving me that $40?" — Jeff (46:29)

11. Holiday Plans, Pet Care, and Socializing in NYC (47:29–48:06)

• Both Jeff and Sutton share forthcoming travel plans to NYC for Christmas, coordinating a friendly UNO rematch with their kids.
• Assurance to listeners: With double security at both homes during travel, “no gay burglars allowed!”

Standout Quotes & Funniest Moments

• On Burglary:
  "Do you think it was a gay burglar?" — Jeff (07:32)
  "I think it was three gay burglars." — Sutton (07:35)

• On Security Guards:
  "Where do they go [to the bathroom]?" — Jeff (34:58)
  "Your plants are going to bloom. I'm gonna have the best roses, gorgeous hedges." — Jeff (36:33)

• Parenting Wisdom:
  “Don’t bet any more than what you have…Because if I win, I’m collecting.” — Jeff (46:29)
  “I'm the best mother ever.” — Sutton (41:52)

Important Timestamps

• Sutton’s Sweater Collab: 02:11–03:17
• RHOBH Season Talk: 03:17–04:28, 21:30–25:27
• Home Burglary Story: 04:29–08:24
• Speculating the “Gay Burglars” / Whodunnit: 07:32–18:08
• Holiday Party Guest Issues: 18:14–27:30
• Guard House Logistics & Bathroom Humor: 34:58–38:44
• Fun with Holiday Gag Gifts: 39:34–41:52
• UNO Parenting Duel & Holiday Plans: 46:29–48:06

Tone and Language

The tone remains irreverent, playful, and candid throughout, balancing true crime anxiety and security concerns with humor, warmth, and plenty of friendly roastings—a textbook example of Jeff Lewis’s signature style.

For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

This episode is a must for Jeff Lewis fans and lovers of RHOBH behind-the-scenes, with a heavy dose of holiday mischief, “rich people problems,” and sharp wit. It’s a blend of real-world celebrity challenges (serious crime, security) and the lighter side of luxe LA living—designer pets, shopping, and plenty of shade.