Sutton Stracke & Michael Beck: Gay Burglars & Holiday Parties

Summary

Podcast Summary

Podcast: Jeff Lewis Has Issues
Episode: Sutton Stracke & Michael Beck: Gay Burglars & Holiday Parties
Date: December 24, 2025
Host: Jeff Lewis
Guests: Sutton Stracke, Michael Beck

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Episode Overview

In this lively holiday episode, Jeff Lewis is joined by Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Sutton Stracke and friend Michael Beck. The trio dives into Sutton's harrowing recent home burglary, the intricacies of high-end holiday party planning, and the latest dynamics of RHOBH’s new season. With Jeff’s trademark irreverent humor, Sutton’s candor, and playful banter all around, the discussion moves effortlessly from serious to hilarious, covering celebrity break-ins, guest lists, and pet escapades.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Sutton’s Sweater Collaboration (02:11–03:17)

• Sutton debuts her “Go Go by Sutton” knit sweater collaboration, sharing:
  • It’s her first designer collaboration, made in Canada, hand-knit, and eco-friendly.
  • The sweaters retail at $492 due to the craftsmanship.

Notable Quote:
"I used to sell the Go Go sweaters in my store and that we would sell out. So she reached out to me...we just did a collaboration." — Sutton (02:41)

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2. Beverly Hills Break-Ins: Sutton’s Ordeal and the Community Pattern (04:29–08:24)

• Sutton details her recent home burglary:

  • Three masked intruders broke in via the kitchen window.
  • They went straight to her primary bedroom, stole almost a million dollars in luxury bags and jewelry—primarily Birkins, Kellys, and Chanels.
  • Fortunately, her most valuable jewelry was with her at BravoCon.
  • Her animals were unharmed, but the invasion left a lingering sense of insecurity.

• Conversation about similar burglaries in their circle—like the one at Kathy’s house and others.

• Speculation on whether these robberies are connected and thoughts on targeted theft.

Notable Quotes:
"It was right under a million dollars. And so, yeah, it hurt." — Sutton (08:14)
"Do you think it was a gay burglar?" — Jeff (07:32); "I think it was three gay burglars." — Sutton (07:35)

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3. Dealing with Insurance and Security (11:02–14:28)

• Sutton describes the insurance claim process—still unresolved—but she had documented her valuables through video and photos, which should help.
• Because of the break-in, she’s now hired armed security, which is both costly (hundreds of thousands per year) and unnerving.

Notable Quotes:
"For me, who cares about this stuff? I mean, I do kind of. I do care about it, but who cares?" — Sutton (11:57)
"It's more about personal safety. Well, the animals. That was freaking me out." — Sutton (12:03)
"Because the alarm... cameras, they're great for like, looking at them robbing you...doesn't help." — Sutton (12:20)

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4. Theories, Inside Jobs, and Cynicism (14:10–18:08)

• Jeff humorously (and persistently) proposes Sutton's trusted housekeeper, Docha, might have aided the burglary, which Sutton ardently denies.
• Light-hearted banter about staff trust, “inside jobs,” and how often valuables do genuinely just go “missing” and reappear.

Memorable Exchanges:
"Has anyone questioned Docha?" — Jeff (15:23)
"Docha did not do this." — Sutton (14:49)

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5. House Security, Guard Logistics, and “Rich People Problems” (19:39–38:38)

• Discussion on the cost and logistics of private security, including how to house guards and allow for basic needs—bathroom access turns into a comedic focus.
• Sutton jokes about having to build a guard house; Jeff and guests riff on "changing of the guards" ceremonies.

Notable Quotes:
"I don't feed them...They need to be working." — Sutton (34:50)
"Your plants are going to bloom. I'm gonna have the best roses, gorgeous hedges." — Jeff (36:33)

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6. Holiday Parties: Guest List Chaos & Event Planning (18:14–27:30)

• Sutton’s upcoming holiday party: ~100 guests, live band, DJ, and heavy security due to recent events.
• The group jokes about party crashers, plus-ones, and vetting guests—referencing stories about celebrities with unmanageable guest lists.
• Sutton mentions new party policies: photographing all guests for security.

Memorable Moments:
"That's why you take their picture and fingerprint them." — Sutton (20:50)
"You have to be careful in the future about almost like screening who they're bringing, because some people have real poor judgment." — Jeff (20:52)

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7. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Updates (21:30–25:27)

• The group reviews RHOBH Season 15, focusing on:
  • Rachel Zoe’s seamless integration into the cast.
  • The new cast member Amanda: rumored tensions, struggles fitting in, and audience perceptions.
  • The challenge for newcomers to gain acceptance within the group.

Notable Quotes:
"It's hard, right? It's hard because we know each other now. ... It took me a long time." — Sutton (22:21)
"You can't be a know it all when you first come in, for sure." — Sutton (23:56)

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8. Fashion, Luxe Living, and Silly Tangents (31:11–38:44)

• Sutton shows off her new products at SuttonBrands.com, including her leisurewear.
• Chat about a luxurious, $150,000 dress Sutton wore, diamond details, and how various stylists know her home layout—a joking return to the “inside job” thread.

Notable Quote:
"They know the floor plan of your home." — Unidentified Guest (32:47)

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9. LGBTQ+ Holiday Events & Gag Gifts (38:38–41:52)

• Lighthearted discussion about the LA Gay Men’s Chorus, Christmas caroling parties, and festive neckwear competitions.

Memorable Moment:
"I wore like a little sequined kind of thing around my neck...this bitch came in second place." — Drew Ski (39:34)

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10. Family Holiday Traditions & Parenting (40:56–47:29)

• Sutton talks about buying In-N-Out merchandise for her kids on the East Coast, including “In-N-Out” underwear as stocking stuffers.
• Jeff and Sutton swap “parenting in LA” tales, including losing cars in parking garages, UNO tournaments, and the art of teaching kids about gambling and money.

Notable Quotes:
"I'm the best mother ever." — Sutton (41:52)
"Don't bet any more than what you have. ...You're giving me that $40?" — Jeff (46:29)

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11. Holiday Plans, Pet Care, and Socializing in NYC (47:29–48:06)

• Both Jeff and Sutton share forthcoming travel plans to NYC for Christmas, coordinating a friendly UNO rematch with their kids.
• Assurance to listeners: With double security at both homes during travel, “no gay burglars allowed!”

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Standout Quotes & Funniest Moments

• On Burglary:
  "Do you think it was a gay burglar?" — Jeff (07:32)
  "I think it was three gay burglars." — Sutton (07:35)

• On Security Guards:
  "Where do they go [to the bathroom]?" — Jeff (34:58)
  "Your plants are going to bloom. I'm gonna have the best roses, gorgeous hedges." — Jeff (36:33)

• Parenting Wisdom:
  “Don’t bet any more than what you have…Because if I win, I’m collecting.” — Jeff (46:29)
  “I'm the best mother ever.” — Sutton (41:52)

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Important Timestamps

• Sutton’s Sweater Collab: 02:11–03:17
• RHOBH Season Talk: 03:17–04:28, 21:30–25:27
• Home Burglary Story: 04:29–08:24
• Speculating the “Gay Burglars” / Whodunnit: 07:32–18:08
• Holiday Party Guest Issues: 18:14–27:30
• Guard House Logistics & Bathroom Humor: 34:58–38:44
• Fun with Holiday Gag Gifts: 39:34–41:52
• UNO Parenting Duel & Holiday Plans: 46:29–48:06

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Tone and Language

The tone remains irreverent, playful, and candid throughout, balancing true crime anxiety and security concerns with humor, warmth, and plenty of friendly roastings—a textbook example of Jeff Lewis’s signature style.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

This episode is a must for Jeff Lewis fans and lovers of RHOBH behind-the-scenes, with a heavy dose of holiday mischief, “rich people problems,” and sharp wit. It’s a blend of real-world celebrity challenges (serious crime, security) and the lighter side of luxe LA living—designer pets, shopping, and plenty of shade.

Transcript

[Sutton Stracke]

Guys, thanks for helping me carry my Christmas tree.

[Jeff Lewis]

Zoe, this thing weighs a ton. Drew Ski, live with your legs, man. Santa.

[Sutton Stracke]

Santa, did you get my letter?

[Jeff Lewis]

He's talking to you britches. I'm not.

[Sutton Stracke]

Of course he did.

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Sutton Stracke]

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[Jeff Lewis]

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[Sutton Stracke]

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[Jeff Lewis]

Or give it as a gift.

[Sutton Stracke]

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[Jeff Lewis]

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[Sutton Stracke]

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[Jeff Lewis]

I have no problem prioritizing myself.

[Sutton Stracke]

I'm glad that you're feeling so good about this, but the truth is, I got fired and it's your fucking fault.

[Jeff Lewis]

She gets paid for this shit. You get paid for this shit.

[Sutton Stracke]

Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In this episode, Sutton Strack and Michael Beck joined the show. We chat about break ins, holiday party guest lists and updates on the new of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Okay, I do have to comment. I do love the sweater you're wearing today.

[Sutton Stracke]

It's the cutest sweater. I'm so excited about this sweater.

[Jeff Lewis]

So it's. I see name on there. Yeah, now it is. So it's like a wo. How do you. It's like woven.

[Sutton Stracke]

It's name it. It's a knit sweater by Gogo. It's my first collaboration ever with any designer.

[Michael Beck]

It's cozy.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yeah, it's so cozy. And these are made in Canada. They're hand knit. So it's Go Go by Sutton. Name them.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're. They're not cheap.

[Sutton Stracke]

No, they're not cheap. They're 492. These are hand knit sweaters.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, no, I get it, I get it. I understand. They're not cheap.

[Sutton Stracke]

I used to sell the Go Go sweaters in my store and that we would sell out. So she reached out to me and her name is South. The designer?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, South. Yeah. Now is this a white label, green label?

[Sutton Stracke]

No, this is. This is she. This is her company in Canada and so she makes them in Canada and we just did a collaboration.

[Jeff Lewis]

So is it one of those like sustainable circular? You've tried to explain that to me before and I don't really.

[Sutton Stracke]

No. She works in a. Just eco friendly way Now I'm watching.

[Jeff Lewis]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Are you watching it, Michael?

[Michael Beck]

I watched both episodes last night.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, you did? Oh, so you binged?

[Michael Beck]

Yeah, I binged.

[Jeff Lewis]

Just for today.

[Sutton Stracke]

You binged two episodes?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, yeah, for today.

[Michael Beck]

Wow. Yeah, for today.

[Jeff Lewis]

You've never looked better. So I did ask you before we went live, I said, have you had any surgery done?

[Sutton Stracke]

Yeah. And I laughed at you.

[Jeff Lewis]

That was a no.

[Sutton Stracke]

It was a big no.

[Jeff Lewis]

So it's just good hair, good makeup?

[Drew Ski]

Yeah.

[Sutton Stracke]

I mean, I think it's good hair, great makeup, and I don't know, I had some Botox.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Sutton Stracke]

But that's it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where'd you go? Nurse Jamie.

[Sutton Stracke]

No, I mean I love Nurse Jamie, but I've got a doctor in New York that I go to now. I know, interesting. Well, you know, I go to New York every now and then.

[Jeff Lewis]

You stole the apartment there?

[Sutton Stracke]

Yes. And I just moved to a new apartment that I love, so I'm very excited.

[Jeff Lewis]

Will you be spending more time there?

[Sutton Stracke]

Yes, I'm an empty nester now.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, I heard.

[Sutton Stracke]

I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

How is that going for you?

[Sutton Stracke]

Well, you know, I've been trying to avoid it by going to New York a lot more.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are your kids there?

[Sutton Stracke]

My daughter is. She's second year law Student.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I see. So you go there to see her and you have friends there. You have a whole friend.

[Sutton Stracke]

I have friends there, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so can we. The last time you were booked to do the show was right after BravoCon, and it turned out that you were robbed. You know, there was a break in at Kathy's house, but nothing. They didn't get along with anything?

[Sutton Stracke]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did they actually enter the house or they just set off the alarm immediately or.

[Sutton Stracke]

What happened at Kathy's, from what I understand?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Sutton Stracke]

They broke in and went upstairs, and Rick chased him off with his shotgun.

[Unidentified Guest]

Shotgun.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, so they actually got in the house?

[Michael Beck]

Yeah, that's what I heard, too.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, and was there three?

[Sutton Stracke]

Two, I think. I don't know the details, but I know it was one.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you believe it's the same person that potentially robbed your home?

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't know. I mean, who knows if it was one person. There were three people in my house.

[Jeff Lewis]

How do you know this? Cameras.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And were they masked?

[Sutton Stracke]

They were masked, yep. And they broke through my kitchen window. Just shattered this tempered glass. It's a big window. And my dogs were. I keep my dogs in my kitchen. And so all four dogs were in there? Actually, three. Cause my little one stays with my housekeeper when I go out of town.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you had three dogs in the kitchen when they broke in?

[Michael Beck]

I would assume they're all connected. Right. Because everyone. They probably knew everyone was at Bravo Con, and, like, they assumed that you guys were gone.

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't know. I don't know. But I was robbed.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. Yeah, so I heard. So they actually. Did they go through every room? Did they go right to the primary?

[Sutton Stracke]

They went right to the primary.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. And don't you have a safe? Did they take the safe?

[Sutton Stracke]

They. No, I don't have a safe. I keep my jewelry locked. You know, I had been gone since Wednesday, and my housekeeper didn't lock my jewelry up, which is not. I mean, that's my fault, not hers. But why?

[Jeff Lewis]

Because you. You had locked it up.

[Sutton Stracke]

I should have locked it before I left.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, yeah, but we're gonna blame the housekeeper anyway.

[Sutton Stracke]

No, I'm not blaming my house.

[Jeff Lewis]

She should have lost. She should have noticed that. No, she should have noticed that it was unlocked and she should have locked it.

[Sutton Stracke]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, so you forgot to lock the jewelry. Okay. And then they took. Do they take bags, too?

[Sutton Stracke]

They took all my bags.

[Michael Beck]

I wonder if Maria's her housekeeper.

[Jeff Lewis]

Stop it. Stop it. Don't do that. Don't get me in trouble.

[Sutton Stracke]

Well, I do have one Bag. I had some bags that I took with me to Las Vegas and then I had some bags in New York.

[Jeff Lewis]

So, you know, what did they take? Pumpkins?

[Sutton Stracke]

They took all of my Hermes bags. You know, it's interesting because I do work in circular fashion and so resale.

[Jeff Lewis]

Still don't know what that is, but yes.

[Sutton Stracke]

Well, I'm gonna tell you. Well, it's about resale, really.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Sutton Stracke]

And so especially Hermes bags have go. They, you know, they get more expensive after you buy them, unlike a Porsche when you drive it off the lot. So, you know, you can resell Birkins or Kelly's for 90% more than their value.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you think it was a gay burglar?

[Sutton Stracke]

Yes.

[Unidentified Guest]

A gurgler?

[Sutton Stracke]

I think it was three gay burglars.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. Because they know. They know exactly what to take.

[Sutton Stracke]

Exactly.

[Jeff Lewis]

They know what the expense is.

[Sutton Stracke]

Exactly.

[Jeff Lewis]

The Chanel's are good for resale too.

[Sutton Stracke]

They take the Chanel, they took all the Chanels.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're totally good.

[Drew Ski]

It's time to start like chipping bags or something.

[Sutton Stracke]

You know, that's probably going to happen. I think that is starting to happen in Europe. But you could still sell it.

[Jeff Lewis]

You should probably do that with those sweaters since they're so expensive.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Don't you think like an airtag.

[Unidentified Guest]

It should be shipped like a dog.

[Jeff Lewis]

So how many bags were stolen? Are we going to give the monetary value yet of what was stolen? Because then I have a suggestion what you would do.

[Sutton Stracke]

It was right under a million dollars. And so, yeah, it hurt.

[Jeff Lewis]

But is insurance going to cover it?

[Sutton Stracke]

I hope so.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so Nichelle Turner from Entertainment Tonight.

[Sutton Stracke]

I love her.

[Jeff Lewis]

Same. She was on last week and she was also robbed and they took about quarter of a million dollars in jewelry and then she took the money and paid cash for a house. Was it Missouri?

[Sutton Stracke]

Really?

[Unidentified Guest]

Detroit.

[Jeff Lewis]

Detroit, Michigan. And she's going to Airbnb it.

[Sutton Stracke]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Maybe we should take the million dollars and buy a piece of real estate.

[Sutton Stracke]

Maybe.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. Because otherwise now she's afraid. She wears. So she's got maybe what, six pieces of jewelry left. She wears it all every day. She's afraid.

[Sutton Stracke]

Well, okay, this is kind of weird because I had a lot of jewelry with me at BravoCon. I felt very safe taking jewelry with me because we flew jsx.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Sutton Stracke]

And I had a lot of people with me.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Sutton Stracke]

And you know, I had a beautiful suite at the Four Seasons and I took my kitten with me.

[Unidentified Guest]

You did?

[Michael Beck]

To the Four Seasons?

[Sutton Stracke]

Yes. Her name is Betty now. She's a showgirl.

[Unidentified Guest]

She's the sweetest cat I've ever met.

[Jeff Lewis]

So cute.

[Sutton Stracke]

She is the sweetest cat ever. And she thinks she's a showgirl. And so I felt very safe with all of my jewelry there. So they couldn't get a lot of my bigger pieces. And I have kept it in the same jewelry case that I traveled with. I don't want to take it out.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can I ask you. It just made me.

[Sutton Stracke]

It's just a weird thing.

[Jeff Lewis]

This just triggered me because years and years and years ago, I had a house in Hancock park and I was at dinner and they opened a door. I guess there was a door or Jimmy had opened or something like that. And I wasn't worried about anything getting stolen. I was worried about letting my cats out.

[Sutton Stracke]

Well, okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's what I was most worried about.

[Sutton Stracke]

This is what's so rude about these burglars.

[Jeff Lewis]

They don't close the door.

[Sutton Stracke]

They didn't close the frickin door.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm like, you live on a main road.

[Sutton Stracke]

I do live on a main road. And you know, look, it's really beautiful too. It's like the yellow brick main road. And so you're welcome for your million dollars worth of stuff. Can you please close the door behind us?

[Jeff Lewis]

So Betty doesn't get out? But thank God Betty was with you.

[Sutton Stracke]

Well, but I also have three other cats and my dogs.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do the cats get out?

[Sutton Stracke]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

So that was what I was most worried about.

[Sutton Stracke]

My vet came to go get my cats because, you know, they were probably traumatized and it took her a long time to find them. They were all in different places. My dogs were in the kitchen and they didn't.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have four dogs and four cats?

[Sutton Stracke]

Yes, sir, I do. And a couple of fish and a horse. Now calm down.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. So you're not an empty nester at all?

[Sutton Stracke]

No, I'm not. The nest is full. James went off to school and I was like, I need a puppy and a kitten.

[Jeff Lewis]

How long does it take for that insurance company to pay out?

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Still hasn't done it?

[Sutton Stracke]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Have the adjusters been out? Did you have pictures of everything?

[Sutton Stracke]

I know this is also. I'm such a weirdo. I had just organized my bag closet and I took a video because I was so proud of myself for making it look so nice.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you had everything I did videoed?

[Sutton Stracke]

I did. And then I had all of the jewelry. When I moved, like four years ago, I took pictures of all of the jewelry and then I had stuff with me. So I knew exactly what I Had.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is it true that you have now hired armed security?

[Sutton Stracke]

Hell, yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, so do you have a car now, out front all the time?

[Sutton Stracke]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow. What does that run you? Can I ask?

[Sutton Stracke]

It's expensive.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is it? So it's hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yes. This is the thing. Here we go.

[Drew Ski]

Like.

[Sutton Stracke]

For me, who cares about this stuff? I mean, I do kind of. I do care about it, but who cares?

[Jeff Lewis]

The animals.

[Sutton Stracke]

It's more about this. Well, the animals. That was freaking me out. It's more about personal safety. And what can you do to your house to make it safe?

[Jeff Lewis]

And I'm not judging.

[Sutton Stracke]

Listen, the only thing that I think is to get security.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Sutton Stracke]

Because the alarm. Who cares? Cameras, they're great for, like, looking at them, robbing you. If you want to watch that. Like a porn video, because that's what it's like. You're just going to. Okay. I'm getting off on watching somebody steal, because it doesn't help.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, Sutton and I've talked about this before on the radio. That night that I got broken into, I beat the cops to the house. I was at the restaurant, right? I was like, can I. I need to check right now. Blah, blah, blah. I get in the car. I got there before the cops got there.

[Sutton Stracke]

Which is really scary, though, because you could have gotten hurt.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh. Cause if they thought.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, okay.

[Sutton Stracke]

And, you know, we thank the lapd. They did come to my house, but my dog walker is the one that noticed that my door was open, so that's who called the police.

[Jeff Lewis]

But. So how long do you think that the window was shattered and the dogs were.

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't know the timeline.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, but you had people taking care of the dogs.

[Sutton Stracke]

Well, it was probably, like. I think it was 12:30 in the morning. My alarm did not go off. My camera's in my closet.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, you didn't have a glass breakage detector?

[Sutton Stracke]

No, I did not have a glass breakage detector.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yep. I put those on.

[Drew Ski]

I do.

[Sutton Stracke]

On other windows, but that big kitchen window, I did not have a glass. It's like, thick, thick glass. My cameras in my closet did not work that night.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did they disable them?

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't know. And we had. I guess it had rained that weekend. I don't know if that disturbs.

[Jeff Lewis]

It did rain.

[Sutton Stracke]

If that disturbed the camera, I don't know. But we didn't get any footage from the closet at all.

[Jeff Lewis]

So there must have been some sort of wifi issue, Right.

[Unidentified Guest]

If they turned off the WI fi, or.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sometimes the WI fi does Go out.

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't know. It's just real weird. The whole thing was.

[Jeff Lewis]

Sure is weird.

[Michael Beck]

Yeah, now it's sounding weirder and weird.

[Jeff Lewis]

So your wi fi mysteriously went out?

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't know.

[Jeff Lewis]

The cameras didn't work, and then they took a million dollars in jewelry.

[Sutton Stracke]

Well, it's really like the bags. The bags are worse.

[Jeff Lewis]

But then they broke the window that didn't have the glass breakage. It's almost as if they knew.

[Sutton Stracke]

Okay, Sherlock.

[Jeff Lewis]

Let me guess. The gate was open too.

[Sutton Stracke]

No, the gate wasn't open.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh.

[Michael Beck]

The pedestrian gate was unlocked.

[Jeff Lewis]

The pedestrian gate was unlocked.

[Sutton Stracke]

The pedestrian gate only unlocks from the inside.

[Jeff Lewis]

Can I. I don't know your housekeeper's name. What is her name?

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, I love her.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's her first name?

[Sutton Stracke]

Her name is Docha.

[Jeff Lewis]

I think this could be a. Docha.

[Sutton Stracke]

Did not do this.

[Jeff Lewis]

This could be an inside job.

[Sutton Stracke]

Don't you dare.

[Jeff Lewis]

Docha.

[Sutton Stracke]

Docha, don't you dare.

[Jeff Lewis]

Left the alarm off, let's just say. Or was the alarm armed or was the alarm off?

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't know.

[Jeff Lewis]

My guess is alarm wasn't on.

[Sutton Stracke]

It wouldn't have mattered anyway.

[Jeff Lewis]

Gate was open or unlocked. The jewelry cases were unlocked.

[Sutton Stracke]

The gate was. The gate's cameras.

[Jeff Lewis]

The cameras were disabled.

[Sutton Stracke]

When the gates are closed, they're locked.

[Jeff Lewis]

In the primary closet. Okay, does anybod.

[Michael Beck]

It sounds like you had a welcome welcome sign. Come, Robbie.

[Sutton Stracke]

He's playing a game of Clue. Stop it. It didn't. You know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Has anyone questioned Docha?

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, God, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, they should.

[Unidentified Guest]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

I wonder if she's related to Marie. Stop it.

[Sutton Stracke]

Docha and I have known each other since 2008. I love her.

[Jeff Lewis]

Stop. Yeah. If the. If the jewelry. Because we had a necklace go missing.

[Michael Beck]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

And it was gone for two weeks and then showed up in the exact same place where we had lost it.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, did you talk about it? Like, out loud?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Sutton Stracke]

And then it just mysteriously.

[Unidentified Guest]

The whole staff on a hunt for it, and it showed back home, and.

[Jeff Lewis]

Then it mysteriously showed up two weeks later while we were in New York.

[Michael Beck]

Miracles happen.

[Jeff Lewis]

I bet it was Dolce.

[Sutton Stracke]

So maybe this afternoon when I go.

[Jeff Lewis]

Home, it'll all be there.

[Sutton Stracke]

All of my bags will be back in the exact place in the bag closet.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, those gays aren't giving up those Birkins.

[Unidentified Guest]

But since, you know, the salespeople. Have you seen. Are people watching for your bags to be sold?

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, hell, yeah. We called, like, all of them to be on the lookout. Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Maybe they'll turn out like Dorit wears One.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, my God. No, that is the sheep.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's terrible that that happened to you.

[Sutton Stracke]

But okay, so, yeah, it was pretty bad.

[Jeff Lewis]

Just out of my own. Because I'm curious, because.

[Sutton Stracke]

And they took the pillowcases off my pillow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, that's what they do.

[Sutton Stracke]

So that's the part. I just found that out last week and it got in my head.

[Unidentified Guest]

Were they Sutton sheets?

[Jeff Lewis]

Of course they were. That's why they wanted them. They're gay. These are gay burglars. Those are the best sheets.

[Sutton Stracke]

It really disturbed me because I was like. Now it became very clear. They were really in my bedroom. So now I've just done some stuff.

[Jeff Lewis]

So they took your bedding?

[Sutton Stracke]

Well, my.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wonder what they were doing in your bed.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, God.

[Unidentified Guest]

Why did they take the pillowcases?

[Sutton Stracke]

To put the stuff in.

[Unidentified Guest]

Bring your own tote bag.

[Sutton Stracke]

Exactly. They are lazy, lazy, lazy burglars.

[Jeff Lewis]

Did you hear audio on the cameras? Like, how did they talk? You go, you get this room. I'll get this room.

[Sutton Stracke]

Girl, girl, get the pig one.

[Michael Beck]

The gurgler.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know, I could just gab for hours. Did you hear any audio? No. Did you see the way they were walking?

[Sutton Stracke]

Yes. They had, like, one hand.

[Michael Beck]

This is so homophobic.

[Sutton Stracke]

This isn't homophobic. These are not people.

[Michael Beck]

Yeah, the gay robbers.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow. So fucking Docha set you up.

[Sutton Stracke]

Docha. Docha set me up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is she gonna be at the party? I'm gonna ask her questions. No, I'm. Seriously, I need. I need. Is she gonna be at the party?

[Sutton Stracke]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, she is. You're not gonna point her out?

[Sutton Stracke]

No, she's not gonna be at the party. She leaves. She didn't want to be around that mess.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. How many people are you expecting at your holiday party tomorrow?

[Sutton Stracke]

Like a hundred.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, that's nice. And I heard you have a band and a dj.

[Sutton Stracke]

You overheard that you were eavesdropping while I was talking to Shane.

[Unidentified Guest]

I'm excited.

[Jeff Lewis]

So. But real quick. And then I'm going to just drop it and move on the private security. And I just was curious because I don't have gates in my house and I don't think the hpoz is going to let me put them in.

[Sutton Stracke]

No, they won't.

[Jeff Lewis]

So what would that run me? Is it like 300 a year? Do you have somebody?

[Sutton Stracke]

Yeah. I mean, if I did. Well, it's only been like five weeks, but I would imagine, yeah, it would be around 300 a year. I mean, I can't. I don't want to do that. I don't want to live like this. I'm looking today. Rosewood has residencies. I'm going to go look.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, those are going to be nice.

[Sutton Stracke]

I know they're expensive.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I'm sure they are.

[Sutton Stracke]

And then there's another one in West Hollywood I might go look at.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you thinking of selling your home on the main. On the main road.

[Unidentified Guest]

Maybe a high rise? On the main road.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, so now you're thinking full service building. Yeah, maybe seventh floor.

[Sutton Stracke]

Me and Heather Jabrow be roommates.

[Jeff Lewis]

Just worry about earthquakes. That's the only thing. But it's a brand new building. But no, it's a brand new building.

[Sutton Stracke]

Southern. We don't have earthquakes.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's a brand new building. It's probably on rollers. So that's good.

[Sutton Stracke]

On rollers.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. No, so it's going to.

[Unidentified Guest]

You'll just feel like kind of all.

[Michael Beck]

Buildings are in rollers. You know that, right?

[Jeff Lewis]

Not all buildings.

[Michael Beck]

Well, but new buildings.

[Sutton Stracke]

You can just see my building roller skating down the main road, a gaggle of gays following it, trying to get my bags flying out the window.

[Jeff Lewis]

So right now, there's a guard in front of your house.

[Sutton Stracke]

Mm.

[Jeff Lewis]

With a gun? Yes. Or a taser.

[Sutton Stracke]

What do you think? He's like, stop.

[Jeff Lewis]

Pearl spray.

[Sutton Stracke]

Stop again. Say stop again. What is that, the Robin Williams joke? Yes. He has a gun.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Sutton Stracke]

That's exciting. Yeah, it's not exciting. It's horrifying.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I'm gonna meet him tomorrow.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, yeah, I've got a few tomorrow.

[Unidentified Guest]

Oh, good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why? Are you worried about Party Crashers?

[Sutton Stracke]

Certainly I'm worried about Party Crashers. Nikki Haskell told me to take pictures of everyone that comes in to the party.

[Michael Beck]

Oh, my gosh.

[Unidentified Guest]

Oh, really?

[Sutton Stracke]

She did? That was her?

[Unidentified Guest]

Took knives out?

[Michael Beck]

Yeah.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yeah. She was like, take pictures of every single guest as they walk in.

[Unidentified Guest]

That's why Sarah Colonna did that at her party. It's in case something goes wrong or goes missing.

[Jeff Lewis]

But let me ask you this. So I know that, like, Adrienne Maloof has this problem where she has a big party and she invites, you know, 200 people, and then they bring plus ones, but you have no control over the type of people and the caliber of people entering your home.

[Sutton Stracke]

That's why you take their picture and fingerprint them.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I wish. There's a way. There's a way. I think you have to be careful in the future about almost like screening who they're bringing, because some people have real poor judgment.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yes.

[Unidentified Guest]

You've brought some. Some pieces of work to Adrian's parties.

[Jeff Lewis]

Have I?

[Michael Beck]

Who?

[Jeff Lewis]

Michael Beck.

[Unidentified Guest]

Look around the table, Michael.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you. Are you going? Yeah. Are you being my plus one?

[Michael Beck]

I was invited.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's my plus one tomorrow.

[Sutton Stracke]

And I. I can get your email.

[Jeff Lewis]

You need to take pictures of him.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, yeah. Well, I have some.

[Michael Beck]

I'll send you some.

[Sutton Stracke]

What kind of pictures, Michael?

[Michael Beck]

Whatever you want.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, so season 15, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Who do we like and who do we don't like? Because I kind of feel like you girls don't like the new girl, Amanda. I don't think it's working.

[Sutton Stracke]

You've only seen her a few minutes.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, it's the rumors I heard.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, who'd you hear that from?

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm not gonna tell you, But I heard nobody likes her.

[Sutton Stracke]

Who'd you hear that from?

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm not gonna tell you.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, that's just not. Well, the streets. Okay, then I'm not gonna tell you. You tell me and I'll tell you.

[Jeff Lewis]

Shane, do you wanna. We can't give up our source.

[Unidentified Guest]

No, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

I can tell you the break.

[Sutton Stracke]

Extreme journalism.

[Jeff Lewis]

But is it true? Is she popular? Is she popular amongst the girls?

[Sutton Stracke]

I think that I will say this. It is very difficult to come onto this show and break into us.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Sutton Stracke]

Now that I am a seasoned veteran. Yes, I can say with realization, because it took me six years to realize this. It's hard, right? It's hard because we know each other now. I know them now. It took me a long time.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now, Rachel Zoe, though, I mean, walked in like she owned the place, and she's a great fit. She's a great fit.

[Drew Ski]

Yeah.

[Sutton Stracke]

You know, Rachel just kind of walked in and it felt like she'd been there for a long time.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, but she knows everybody, right?

[Sutton Stracke]

Yeah, she kind of. Well, she. You know, she was really good friends with Kathy. I've known Rachel socially for a long time. And, you know, Jennifer knew her. Kyle knew her. So it was just. And Bo's had known her, so it was not difficult.

[Michael Beck]

You could tell she was genuinely connected to the group.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yeah.

[Michael Beck]

Which is always good.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, she's also very successful. Right, right. And I think that there's a. There's a certain amount of respect.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yeah, she. We all respect her and know her. And I mean, she's Rachel Zoe.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why don't you respect Amanda?

[Sutton Stracke]

Well, who said I didn't respect Amanda?

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. But she's having trouble breaking in. That's clear.

[Sutton Stracke]

I think all new people have trouble breaking in.

[Unidentified Guest]

Did it help the age gap?

[Jeff Lewis]

Probably is, and it didn't help that she pointed that out.

[Unidentified Guest]

That was a bad move.

[Sutton Stracke]

1985.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, that I could say that was a good year. But even, like, Jennifer is like, that.

[Sutton Stracke]

Was my first year of high school.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't think they want to be. Those girls don't want to be reminded of their age.

[Unidentified Guest]

She's calling them old. Like, that's, like, not cool.

[Michael Beck]

And she came in a little hot. How's that? Sometimes a newbie comes in a little hot because they want to make the mark, and they know that they're, you know, they're trying to fit into this group. So she came in a tiny bit hot.

[Sutton Stracke]

You can't be a know it all when you first come in, for sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, so she's a know it all.

[Sutton Stracke]

I didn't say that. I'm just saying for future reference, anyone that comes onto Real Housewives of Beverly Hills don't come in as a know it all.

[Jeff Lewis]

If you. If you're a betting woman, which I know you are, would you say I'm a betting woman? Would you say that? In your opinion, do you think Amanda would come back for another season?

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Do you think they want her back?

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't know who they are.

[Jeff Lewis]

The powers that be. Bravo. 32 flavors.

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't know. I mean, do they want me back? I always. This is always the looming question.

[Michael Beck]

What do you think of her, Jeff?

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, it's only two episodes.

[Michael Beck]

What's your assessments thus far?

[Jeff Lewis]

You know, you've got someone like Rachel Zo, who makes a huge impact the second she walks in the door. And it feels like a natural fit. And the jury's out for me whether Amanda's a good fit.

[Sutton Stracke]

We're also still getting to know bows. You know, it's only bows second season.

[Jeff Lewis]

True.

[Sutton Stracke]

So it's like this deeper part of bows that we get to see this season, which is cool.

[Jeff Lewis]

I like bows.

[Sutton Stracke]

I do too.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know, for some sometimes. I mean, is it her third season or second?

[Sutton Stracke]

Second.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, it's only her second season.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yeah. So that's what's cool is we get to see more of both. Like, really go beyond the surface.

[Michael Beck]

And that new man is handsome.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, he's keely. Is, like, so sweet.

[Michael Beck]

He seems crazy. No, he seems very sweet.

[Jeff Lewis]

Will he be at the party? Michael wants to know.

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't. No, I think they're going. I think they're not able to attend. They're unable to attend.

[Unidentified Guest]

So is Michael.

[Jeff Lewis]

Interesting. What do you have going on on a Tuesday?

[Sutton Stracke]

Well, they have things they're doing.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, so something's going on with you and Bose?

[Drew Ski]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

Interesting. Everyone's available tomorrow. Everyone's available on a Tuesday and actually I think that's a very smart planning. I think it's planning and organizing because there's no conflict on a Tuesday unless in Keely. Wow, they must be so busy that they book Tuesdays very both social media. Who else is not going to Dorit.

[Sutton Stracke]

Dorit hasn't responded and Kyle is. See I don't want to say because.

[Jeff Lewis]

Maybe her cell phone shut off because.

[Sutton Stracke]

Of what happened to me. I don't want to say, you know.

[Michael Beck]

Right, right, right.

[Jeff Lewis]

So who is showing up then besides me and a bunch of gays? Nobody you know and a bunch of gays and security guard.

[Unidentified Guest]

There's always some gays in Docha.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I'm just curious cause are any of and there's a lot of them any enemies? My enemies will be showing up.

[Sutton Stracke]

Well who are your top two enemies?

[Jeff Lewis]

Well I don't know like I've been kind of.

[Sutton Stracke]

Doug Buten's coming.

[Jeff Lewis]

There we go. But he'll leave by. He'll be leave by 9. What time is the party?

[Sutton Stracke]

It starts at 7.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh yeah, he'll be there.

[Unidentified Guest]

We'll get there at 6:45.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, or he'll be there. He'll walk in a few minutes early Right before seven.

[Sutton Stracke]

We will be ready.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. Yes be ready.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yes. My glam starts at 4:30.

[Unidentified Guest]

Oh God.

[Michael Beck]

Same.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow, 4:30.

[Sutton Stracke]

You know I'm trying to turn a new leaf if you have not noticed.

[Jeff Lewis]

What is that?

[Sutton Stracke]

Being on time.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I never talked you for somebody who wasn't punctual.

[Unidentified Guest]

She's been an 8:58 type of gal a few times.

[Jeff Lewis]

She has been?

[Sutton Stracke]

Yes. Remember I missed the picture and you put my cardboard cutout in there.

[Jeff Lewis]

A lot of people have done that.

[Sutton Stracke]

Well, see, I'm not the only one. But I'm trying to really be on time.

[Unidentified Guest]

Any word today? Thank?

[Sutton Stracke]

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[Unidentified Guest]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

And if you use Holiday 10 right now, you can get 10 off everything. Correct.

[Sutton Stracke]

Everything. And you have to use the code at the end when you buy, when you finish. Check out putting. When you check out.

[Unidentified Guest]

Yep.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow. Okay.

[Sutton Stracke]

Including this. My new sweater. The name of the new sweater, which is so cute. I love this sweater.

[Michael Beck]

I love do videos of like this of you for Jeff Lewis merch.

[Jeff Lewis]

I like the yoga pose. Me in a yoga pose.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yeah, I often. I want to see that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I really love it. So the dress they claimed was $150,000.

[Drew Ski]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Very expensive. German velvet, silk. Did you pay for this dress or did they provide the dress for you?

[Sutton Stracke]

You know what? They're so sweet.

[Unidentified Guest]

They're so generous.

[Sutton Stracke]

They are generous. And that dress, I love that dress. And it was fun because we worked on it together and Paul is really talented and, you know, we just kind of did it together and they made that for me.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's a beautiful, very flattering dress. Now, is it true that there was real diamonds on that dress?

[Sutton Stracke]

At the last minute I just felt like the shoulders. I wanted to pinch them in a little bit, so I used earrings.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, how big were those earrings? They were, you know, like five carat each.

[Sutton Stracke]

No, they were lots of diamonds, like baguettes and stuff.

[Jeff Lewis]

I see. So you just went into the. Well, where did you get those diamonds? Because you were robbed.

[Sutton Stracke]

This was a few months ago.

[Jeff Lewis]

This is before Docha robbed you.

[Michael Beck]

Did you let Patrick and pull into your closet by chance?

[Sutton Stracke]

Yes, they do.

[Unidentified Guest]

They know the floor plan of your home.

[Jeff Lewis]

Holy shit.

[Sutton Stracke]

We have solved the case.

[Jeff Lewis]

Stand on your feet, everybody. Were they in your house before the robbery?

[Sutton Stracke]

They sure were.

[Unidentified Guest]

And they're gay.

[Sutton Stracke]

And they're gay. And they love Hermes.

[Jeff Lewis]

They sure do. Especially pink. Yep. They took the pink one, Right. Those two probably fought over the pink one.

[Sutton Stracke]

And it was. That was the big pink one.

[Jeff Lewis]

Could you imagine if you see them in the. In the. The cameras didn't work with them fighting over that pink Birkin.

[Unidentified Guest]

Someone needs to watch Gown and out next season. Cause they're going to have all the bags.

[Sutton Stracke]

There was a purple one, too.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, a purple. Oh, I bet they love that one. Are they going to your party tomorrow?

[Sutton Stracke]

And Crocs.

[Unidentified Guest]

Of course they're going to party.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yes, they're coming.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, we'll see.

[Michael Beck]

Interesting.

[Sutton Stracke]

So how many would they bring that little dog in?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, they're gonna bring that dog. Sorry, I know. But what about your four Other dogs. Are they gonna get along with that thing?

[Sutton Stracke]

My dogs will not. They were not invited to the party.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where would they be?

[Sutton Stracke]

They are going to be at their new stay away home.

[Jeff Lewis]

Where's that?

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't know. They're going today to get a temperament test. My vet has recommended this place because I will be at home all holiday season. No, I won't.

[Jeff Lewis]

With your security guard. Is he cute? There's gotta be one. That's cute, Jeff.

[Unidentified Guest]

She loves a driver.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know.

[Unidentified Guest]

She loves a man in uniform.

[Sutton Stracke]

Listen, that driver, let me tell you.

[Jeff Lewis]

But have you noticed, like, wow, that security guard's cute, or that one's cute?

[Sutton Stracke]

I am not going to talk about the security.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, but there is somebody. That means our handsome. Would you have sex with all of them or just stop it? Or just like one or two?

[Sutton Stracke]

I'm going to busy them. They need to be working.

[Jeff Lewis]

How many are rotating in and out?

[Sutton Stracke]

I think there's about four of them.

[Jeff Lewis]

No.

[Unidentified Guest]

Wow.

[Sutton Stracke]

Well, I mean that it's every day. Like, they do have to, like, go home and eat and sleep and shower.

[Michael Beck]

You don't feed them?

[Sutton Stracke]

No, I don't feed them.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, you don't. You don't let them shower or anything like that?

[Sutton Stracke]

No.

[Drew Ski]

Are they allowed to come inside and use the restroom?

[Sutton Stracke]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

What? Where do they go?

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't know. Oh, well, if they come inside, how are they watching the gate?

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, but maybe you need one of those portable restrooms like I have in my house.

[Unidentified Guest]

Well, that'd be ugly.

[Sutton Stracke]

Here, do you want me to ask?

[Unidentified Guest]

Right there on the main wall.

[Sutton Stracke]

I can text and see.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, do they have to? I'm just. Do they hold it for 12 hours?

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't know.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're urinating. They're urinating in your yard for sure.

[Unidentified Guest]

Or they have a bottle in the car.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, my God, that's so crazy.

[Unidentified Guest]

They have to. But they probably get out every few hours and walk the grounds.

[Sutton Stracke]

They do walk the grounds.

[Jeff Lewis]

And that's when they. I'm sorry. Piss.

[Sutton Stracke]

I'm gonna ask.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, but not gonna tell you the truth.

[Unidentified Guest]

Yes, ma'.

[Sutton Stracke]

Am.

[Unidentified Guest]

I've been pissing in your yard just.

[Michael Beck]

For the security of the security. They just.

[Sutton Stracke]

I mean, we're not making fun of it. Cause it's really, really serious, but I'm making fun. Well, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

So there's four.

[Sutton Stracke]

I'm so appreciative that they're there.

[Jeff Lewis]

I guarantee one of them is not just urinating.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, my lantus.

[Drew Ski]

Stop.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're 12 hours without using the restroom. You're delusional.

[Sutton Stracke]

You're not there for. I think they do like six hour shows.

[Jeff Lewis]

There's four of them still. I can't even, like, I can't even go 30 minutes without having to use the restroom together. Jeff, could you imagine Jameson as his security guard?

[Drew Ski]

You'd have a big pile in the.

[Jeff Lewis]

Corner of your backyard.

[Michael Beck]

A pile, A puddle.

[Sutton Stracke]

What are you, a baby?

[Drew Ski]

But I would cover it with leaves. I have to.

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't have leaves.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God. I bet they're burying it. I bet they have a little shovel in the back of their car. And they're not cats. Like a box.

[Sutton Stracke]

What are y' all talking about?

[Jeff Lewis]

Your plants are going to bloom. I'm gonna have the best roses, gorgeous hedges.

[Sutton Stracke]

My roses are just gonna be gorgeous this spring.

[Jeff Lewis]

And people are gonna ask you like, how do you. But you can't tell them the truth, obviously. But you really should give them access to the bathroom. How would we do that if we had security?

[Unidentified Guest]

The pool bathroom. They can have a key and use the pool bath.

[Jeff Lewis]

They're gonna set off the alarm, y'.

[Sutton Stracke]

All.

[Jeff Lewis]

We gotta think about this.

[Sutton Stracke]

Well, I just asked because they can't come in. They're watching. They're watching.

[Drew Ski]

I have a logistics question. So like my parents home, right? They had like the motion sensor, but when you have animals, you can't set a motion sensor when you're gone.

[Jeff Lewis]

Correct.

[Drew Ski]

Oh, so that complicates things.

[Jeff Lewis]

It does. I always disarm the sensor, but we have all the glass breakage detectors now, so. But still, I don't like leaving my house alone.

[Sutton Stracke]

I know. Well, me neither.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I don't know where they go to the bathroom. This is a real issue here. Is this what rich people think about?

[Sutton Stracke]

It's rich people problems.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Guest]

Some of the houses, they do have little like. Like booths at the front, you know?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God. A guard house. You have to build a guard house in the bathroom.

[Sutton Stracke]

For the love of God, Jeff.

[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Unidentified Guest]

It's the only solution.

[Jeff Lewis]

Please, everyone, go to suttonbrands.com use holiday10 so we can build that guard house so the guy can have. So the guy can have like a little hot plate, maybe a little microwave, a little bathroom tv.

[Unidentified Guest]

A stall shower would be nice.

[Sutton Stracke]

They don't shower People at Buckingham palace do this. No, they stand in those uniforms for a long time. They don't have a hot plate. They don't have.

[Unidentified Guest]

I bet I want him to have a coffee pot. I want him to have a toilet.

[Jeff Lewis]

I bet they're rotating every two hours at Buckingham Palace.

[Sutton Stracke]

It's called the Changing of the Guards.

[Jeff Lewis]

How often does that happen?

[Sutton Stracke]

Not that often. People go to watch it. You have to, like, see around it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know. That's like a big. I bet they're like, listen, on the main.

[Sutton Stracke]

We can have a serious changing of the guards.

[Jeff Lewis]

We could have a ceremony.

[Sutton Stracke]

Huh?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, I like this.

[Sutton Stracke]

I'm on to something.

[Jeff Lewis]

I really like this for you.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right. So Frank's gay man. Men's chorus. I heard.

[Drew Ski]

That's my boyfriend.

[Jeff Lewis]

I heard he had a solo this weekend.

[Drew Ski]

He sounded phenomenal. He ended the concert.

[Jeff Lewis]

He actually. I saw a post on there. He's gotten good.

[Drew Ski]

Well, he's always been good. He sounded familiar.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's gotten better.

[Unidentified Guest]

What was the song? What was the solo?

[Drew Ski]

Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas.

[Jeff Lewis]

Adorable. Did he make out with anyone this time?

[Drew Ski]

No, there was no making. He just like sauntered out at the very end and sang his solo. And then, you know, joined by the whole chorus. It was a great finale.

[Sutton Stracke]

I love the gay men's chorus.

[Drew Ski]

It was great.

[Jeff Lewis]

I mean, I still think you were better.

[Drew Ski]

Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I think that he wasn't allowed to join. But I do think. But I do think that Frank, I think he did well.

[Drew Ski]

He did such a great job. I was very proud of him and all of his friends too. They did a great job.

[Jeff Lewis]

And you stepped out of Sarah's party a little early and you said you had a. Another party where you had to wear a bow tie.

[Drew Ski]

I did. The gays were having a Christmas caroling party, so I was only at stairs for a little bit. Had a great time. And then the competition was festive neckwear. Oh. So I wore like a little sequined kind of thing around my neck. And by the way, this bitch came in second place. Honey.

[Sutton Stracke]

Let me see, Let me see.

[Drew Ski]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Nothing gayer. Nothing gayer than a sequins bow tie.

[Sutton Stracke]

That came in second place. I know.

[Drew Ski]

I lost to someone who had a lot of light up gear on his neck. Oh, yeah. Like a lot of tacky.

[Jeff Lewis]

I would have voted. I would have voted for the lights.

[Sutton Stracke]

Me too.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, but that's not. That's not tacky at all. No, that's really tasteful. Oh, my God. You should sell that on Sutton Brands.

[Drew Ski]

It's like a scarf with a bunch of sequins on it. I've worn this thing.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yeah, it's really not a bow tie.

[Drew Ski]

Well, I tied it into it. I was like, you know, you make it work at the holiday season.

[Unidentified Guest]

Did you go caroling?

[Drew Ski]

Actually, no, no. The host is a piano player. So he was playing his piano and then we were all singing along.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, now, how many gays were there?

[Drew Ski]

There were 20 homosexuals. That's a lot of gays and allies.

[Jeff Lewis]

How many gays are going to be a lot of gays at your house tomorrow? I'm sure 100. Yeah.

[Sutton Stracke]

I have heterosexual names. Neymar. Oh, yes, there's a few.

[Jeff Lewis]

Have you started holiday shopping for the kids?

[Sutton Stracke]

I have, yeah. I had got tuned into something. Oh gosh. Well, my kids don't listen to this. They won't know. I did not know that In N out has merch. Oh, so you know they don't live in Los Angeles anymore. They're all on the east coast. There's no in N outs there.

[Jeff Lewis]

But you're gonna send them in and out. Merch.

[Unidentified Guest]

I got for the boys to wear like a hoodie.

[Jeff Lewis]

My daughter would send that back in two seconds.

[Sutton Stracke]

Well, see, she's not an 18 year old Bo in Spartanburg, South Carolina. He's going to love this T shirt and say, well, my 21 year. Yeah, right. And they also sell this underwear and it's a brand that I didn't know about that's very famous. It has an acronym. No. So I got those too. For their stockings.

[Michael Beck]

Getting them in and out. Underwear.

[Jeff Lewis]

Uh huh.

[Michael Beck]

Does it say in and out across the butt?

[Sutton Stracke]

That's a little weird. That's what my look. But find the underwear look. Yay. Because it's so cute. Like they're gonna love this. I'm the best mother ever. So I got a list from my son and it's like, look, isn't it cute? Like, what is this called?

[Michael Beck]

Little burgers in the pso?

[Sutton Stracke]

Is it called psd?

[Jeff Lewis]

Interesting.

[Sutton Stracke]

Yeah, apparently it's a big brand.

[Jeff Lewis]

Makes me hungry.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh my God. So I didn't take it from that point of view.

[Jeff Lewis]

Michael, how is the parasite and have they tested your semen yet?

[Michael Beck]

My semen is good and strong. And they were like shocked at how good it was after the years of testosterone.

[Jeff Lewis]

So they weren't. And also I worry about the drinking. The drinking, all your drinking. That usually affects your sperm.

[Michael Beck]

Oh yeah, Well, I don't know. I guess I just got strong swimmers. But so they really.

[Jeff Lewis]

So you're good, you're good to go.

[Michael Beck]

Working on the parasite still. I think I have another month.

[Sutton Stracke]

Where'd you get the parasite?

[Michael Beck]

I don't know. Oh yeah, I don't know, but I got it.

[Jeff Lewis]

You have to be careful what you say when you're on speakerphone in the car with my daughter.

[Michael Beck]

Oh, what did I say?

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, you were like. I mean, I said, I'll see it. Sarah's. You're like, I'm gonna get. I'm gonna. Planning on getting real drunk at that party. Oh, no, no. I'm like.

[Michael Beck]

I said, are you planning to get real drunk?

[Jeff Lewis]

You said you were gonna be deaf drunk at Sarah's party. And I said, monroe's in the car. And you said. I mean, drunk on Christmas spirit. And then Monroe goes, nice try.

[Michael Beck]

I think I was referring to you. But, yes, I.

[Jeff Lewis]

Now she. She was. Remember, she. We got in the car. She's like, daddy, Shane, tell me some gossip. Oh, yeah.

[Sutton Stracke]

I was like, that kind of girl.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. And so Shane, like, launched in about.

[Unidentified Guest]

I was telling her about. About Ryan's baby shower, and. Because our friend is having a baby shower for, you know, his fiance, and they were trying to have this baby, and then the fiance is not friends with Patrick and Paul, so she didn't want to invite them. But Ryan's getting a lot of pressure to invite them. So Ryan's kind of torn. He's like, oh, but he has to stand by his girlfriend. But he's getting a lot of pressure from Paul and Patrick, and they're getting really mad at her.

[Drew Ski]

Uh.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh. And then she goes. She goes, I'm gonna have a baby shower. She's like, you're going to throw it, Daddy. And then she goes, I'll plan it. You pay for it.

[Sutton Stracke]

Nice. Teach em young.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm like, okay. That's what I'm good for. Smart. She's funny because we had an UNO tournament. I love uno at Javier's.

[Sutton Stracke]

What she loves.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, we play. Oh, she is. She'll kick your ass.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, no, no. I will invite my son James, and he will kick everybody's ass.

[Drew Ski]

Insane.

[Jeff Lewis]

Monroe, do y' all do the backwards.

[Sutton Stracke]

And the skips and the. You can like. Oh, no, now they do it all. Crazy moves and she'll.

[Unidentified Guest]

She'll do things. Or I'm like, that's not how you play. Like, why are you holding that card? And she's like, watch. And then she'll just, like, hold them. And she's so good at it. I'm like, I didn't even know that. Like, you would like. She's more strategic about it than I have ever been in my life, and.

[Jeff Lewis]

I never, ever win. Well, first of all, I have to tell you, sometimes I'm really glad she's with me, because there was. And this is. Was terrible There was no valet parking. It was full at Century City. Could you imagine? So I had to, like, where do we park?

[Sutton Stracke]

I wouldn't know either.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't know. So I'd ask the valet, mick, where am I supposed to park? They go, enter off Century park, whatever. Plaza. Century Plaza. So we were driving around, up and down and up and down, and we find the spot. I go, monroe, I am. Your daddy is never gonna find this car again. I said, we might as well just Uber home. And she goes, daddy, take a picture. Because it said, you know, P7. Seven, 16, whatever. Never would have thought about that.

[Sutton Stracke]

I have lost my car before.

[Jeff Lewis]

In a parking lot. Yes.

[Unidentified Guest]

I've lost my car at Century City. One time I lost it because I always go to P4, I think. But then one time, I went down on, like, Underground. And I didn't know that I did that. And so it's just wandering.

[Jeff Lewis]

The picture saved.

[Unidentified Guest]

You get the guy in the golf.

[Sutton Stracke]

Cart to drive around.

[Unidentified Guest]

I called, and she walked me through where I parked on the security shed.

[Jeff Lewis]

Never thought of taking a picture.

[Sutton Stracke]

I don't even know if the picture would help me.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know I did walk right past the car. But then we realized. But then. So she always wins the tournaments.

[Sutton Stracke]

I love it.

[Jeff Lewis]

I beat her this time. And she wanted. She got cocky. She's like, I'll bet you 100 bucks. I go, you don't have $100. She goes, well, I do in the bank. I said, we're not going in the bank. How much cash do you have? I said, don't bet any more than what you have. I go, because if I win, I'm collecting. So we settled on $40. I won. She goes. I go, when we get home, you're giving me that $40? Like you. You gambled. This was your idea. She's like, I'm too young to gamble. I can't. She's like, I'm under 21. I said, don't even pull that shit on me, Monroe. You're paying. And I made her pay.

[Drew Ski]

Oh, good.

[Jeff Lewis]

I made her pay that $40.

[Michael Beck]

Did you teach her that lesson?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, but then. But then she kind of knew. She goes, well, I'm just gonna spend it at the Grove. And that's exactly what. So we went to the Grove, and then she spent $500.

[Sutton Stracke]

Nice lesson.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I was gonna defend myself. We need things for New York because we're going to New York on Christmas.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, you are.

[Jeff Lewis]

So I had to get her, like, shoes, and I had to get her a couple dresses. And I had to get her.

[Sutton Stracke]

But I'll meet you. I'm gonna be there a couple of days after Christmas.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you really? I'm gonna be there. So I leave on Christmas Day and I come back that following Sunday. I'll be there for three days.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, my gosh. I'm taking James with me.

[Michael Beck]

There will be security at both of their houses.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my gosh.

[Sutton Stracke]

Uno. You can come over to my apartment.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Lewis]

But I'm telling you, Monroe's good.

[Sutton Stracke]

No, I'm telling you, James. I mean, James will show no mercy.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, good. She'll know. She'll. But she's gonna bet.

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, we will bet.

[Unidentified Guest]

Bring cash.

[Jeff Lewis]

Bring cash.

[Michael Beck]

Can you just let the people know that there'll be security at both of your houses while you're gone in New York?

[Sutton Stracke]

Oh, my gosh. I have. So I'm gonna have double security while I'm gone.

[Unidentified Guest]

We're gonna have trouble.

[Michael Beck]

Yeah, a lot of security.

[Sutton Stracke]

We're gonna have quadruple security guys that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are gonna be shitting in the yard. So if you do break in. Oh, my God. All right, real quick. We're gonna promote SuttonBrands.com.

[Sutton Stracke]

Are you gonna be able to holiday 10?

[Jeff Lewis]

Are you gonna be able to ship it for Christmas, though?

[Drew Ski]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

You sure?

[Sutton Stracke]

I mean, you know, there's that timing.

[Unidentified Guest]

It'll ship out.

[Sutton Stracke]

It'll ship out, but we don't know.

[Jeff Lewis]

If you're gonna get it.

[Sutton Stracke]

If you do it this week, you know that. That will get there. I think I just watched this on the news this morning. December 17th is like the last day. The last day. Unless you wanna overnight something.

[Jeff Lewis]

And then also, if anyone that wants to attend Sutton's holiday party is.

[Sutton Stracke]

Shut up, Jeff. I sw. Everybody knows where I live.

[Jeff Lewis]

By now off the main road.

[Sutton Stracke]

Please don't show up at my house.

[Jeff Lewis]

Kathy Hilton will be there.

[Sutton Stracke]

Kathy Hilton will be there. I went to her party on Saturday.

[Jeff Lewis]

Who else will be there?

[Sutton Stracke]

I got my first little Boo Boo.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, you did?

[Unidentified Guest]

She's cute.

[Sutton Stracke]

Kathy designed the outfit for it.

[Drew Ski]

It's got, like, a little Santa outfit. It's holding presents.

[Sutton Stracke]

Holding presents. I've never had one of these. Dumb.

[Jeff Lewis]

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[Sutton Stracke]

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[Jeff Lewis]

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