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Narrator/Advertiser (1:00)

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

Jeff Lewis (1:04)

They said that I am by far the most difficult talent that they're working with. You know, we could say we don't judge. I judge and I was judging.

Taylor Dane (1:11)

Money doesn't make you an asshole. But if you're an asshole and with a ton of money, you're gonna be a bigger asshole.

Jeff Lewis (1:15)

Why are you looking at me?

Taylor Dane (1:16)

No, I didn't. I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to look in that direction.

Jeff Lewis (1:18)

Right at me.

Taylor Dane (1:19)

Jeff Lewis has issues.

Jeff Lewis (1:22)

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues. In today's episode, Taylor Dane and Reza Farahan join the show. We talk about building permits, cruise concerts and couple check ins. Good morning Taylor. Welcome back. She looks better every time we see her.

Mitch (1:36)

Insane.

Jeff Lewis (1:38)

Oh my God.

Reza Farahan (1:39)

I cannot believe I'm here with Taylor Dane.

Summary

Podcast Summary: Jeff Lewis Has Issues – "Taylor Dayne & Reza Farahan: Permits & Checking In"

Date: March 27, 2026
Guests: Taylor Dayne, Reza Farahan
Host: Jeff Lewis

Episode Overview

In this energetic and candid episode, Jeff Lewis is joined by singer Taylor Dayne and reality TV personality Reza Farahan. The trio dive into the ongoing headaches of home renovations, the nightmare of city permits, life on the road (and at sea) as a performer, and the quirks of relationships—from couple’s therapy check-ins to managing living arrangements. True to Jeff’s style, the episode is no-filter, quick-witted, and full of playful jabs, memorable one-liners, and authentic moments.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Taylor Dayne’s Renovation Woes

[02:34 – 11:00]

Taylor describes her ongoing struggle with the city of Santa Barbara to get permits for her new home renovation.
She’s been living in a rented guest house for over a year, never having moved into her own new place because of endless bureaucratic delays.
There’s an amusing back-and-forth over real estate logistics, the cost of removing power lines, and the hardships of being at the mercy of “design review boards” and “structural corrections.”
- Jeff: “You got shit to promote, dude.”
- Taylor: “Who do you know and who do I have to blow? That’s how I feel.”
Taylor reveals that, despite dating a contractor (Johnny “Pants”), things aren’t necessarily moving faster—her contractor boyfriend has set up camp in the half-built house:
- Taylor: “Johnny already did a makeshift shower outside the house...He looks at the stars every night...I’m like, what about me?”
- Jeff: “He’s not motivated. He is living his best life.”
They discuss rent costs as a hidden expense of being stuck out-of-home and Jeff’s regret at not waiting for permits before moving.

2. Permit Bureaucracy & “Chump” Culture

[06:00, 22:56, 42:08]

The conversation turns to the absurdity of city bureaucracy, confusion over property layout, and how friends and partners “make do” in the construction chaos.
Reza shares his smoother experience thanks to a recommended architect, Jason—while Taylor is cursed with “nine corrections.”
- Taylor: “I’m naive about everything. That’s why it’s fresh.”
The group jokes about leveraging their collective fame to “cut the crap” at City Hall, suggesting they bring a camera crew for extra flair.
Sandy, a retired building official, calls in ([41:04]) to give Taylor direct advice: “The squeaky wheel gets the lube...Somebody needs to be speed-dialing the building official every day. Be a thorn in their side.”
- Jeff and Sandy also recommend hiring a permit expediter to break the logjam.

3. Life On the Road, Cruise Concerts & Catastrophes

[11:06 – 18:29]

Taylor shares colorful stories from performing on 80s and “Old School” cruises: flying in and out, avoiding lengthy stays, and bringing friends along for comic relief.
- Taylor: “My girlfriend, Celeste...More complaints, more BS from Celeste. Celeste, a constant.”
Discussion about life on board ships: long buffet lines (“The omelet line is like 70 minutes long”), cruise logistics, and celebrity visibility among fans.
The group compares cruise acts—Lisa Lisa, Expose, Color Me Badd, Morris Day—and revels in nostalgia for 80s and R&B hits.

4. Cat Ownership, House Guests, and Domestic Comedy

[19:05 – 26:17]

Talk veers to who’s staying where, Taylor’s aversion to Jeff’s pet-filled house, and her own pet saga:
- Taylor: “I gave [the cat] Lucy...to my daughter Astaria...Johnny’s like, ‘I’m allergic to her.’”
Cat care is dissected in great detail—litter box standards, cat-made “biscuits,” and the need to “put a bra on” (a running gag about Taylor’s daughter).
The friends swap accidental “wrong house” stories—Taylor once crashed a party at Les Moonves’ house by mistake, and Jeff recently walked into the wrong home during a holiday party.

5. Concerts, Gigs, and Bling

[33:35 – 36:59]

Taylor lays out her upcoming tour dates, including Chicago (Apr 12), Ben Salem (Apr 17), Woonsocket (Apr 18), Atlantic City (May 2), the “sold-out Old School Cruise” (Apr 28–May 3), a private Nashville show, and Honolulu (May 6–7).
- Jeff: “You work a lot to pay for that house you can’t live in.”
Conversation meanders to jewelry, watches, and Hermès bags.
- Jeff: “My stepmom just got [a Birkin] from Hermès for 15 grand. She could sell it online right now for 25.”
- Reza: “Birkins and Kelly bags...outperform the stock market.”
The panel jokes about jewelry, luxury investments, and prestige accessories.

6. Relationship “Check-Ins” and Personal Growth

[47:24 – 49:20]

Reza and his partner have adopted a nightly check-in ritual—asking, “How can I make tomorrow even greater for you?”
- Taylor (teasing): “Therapy, 100%. You know how I look you deeply in the eyes. They went to a couple's therapist before it broke apart.”
- Jeff: “I don’t want to ask Ty because I don’t want to work on anything.”
Jameson and Frank, show producers, also do nightly check-ins—Jeff is both impressed and mystified, joking he’d rather pour another glass of wine.
- Taylor: “Less is more, less is more.”

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Taylor Dayne: "Money doesn't make you an asshole. But if you're an asshole and with a ton of money, you're gonna be a bigger asshole." ([01:11])
Sandy (Retired Building Official): “The squeaky wheel gets the lube...Somebody needs to be speed-dialing the building official every day.” ([41:40])
Jeff Lewis: "You got shit to promote, dude. We’d have you on every month." ([02:25])
Taylor Dayne: "Who do you know and who do I have to blow? That’s how I feel. It is tough with permits." ([02:38])
Reza Farahan: "Birkins and Kelly bags...They outperform the stock market." ([36:21])
Jeff Lewis (re: negative feedback): “I think it’s funny when people react and get all crazy.” ([47:18])
Taylor Dayne: "Less is more, Less is more." ([49:38])

Important Timestamps

02:34 – 11:00: Taylor’s Santa Barbara construction/permit debacle
11:06 – 18:29: Cruise performances and logistics
19:05 – 26:17: Pet ownership, guest room banter, and the wrong house stories
33:35 – 36:59: Taylor’s tour dates and gig schedule
41:04 – 44:59: Call from Sandy: expert permitting advice
47:24 – 49:20: Relationship check-ins and couple's therapy discussion

Tone & Style

Language: Conversational, playful, and peppered with humor, teasing, and inside jokes.
Dynamic: Quick-witted banter, friendly ribbing, open sharing about personal frustrations, and group storytelling.

Takeaways for Listeners

Home renovations—even for celebrities—are a bureaucratic gauntlet, with city permits posing major obstacles.
There’s no escaping construction headaches, rent costs, or confusion over logistics—even dating a contractor can’t always help.
Life on the road as a performer is equal parts fun and frustration; cruise gigs bring nostalgia and chaos.
Relationship check-ins are trending—and effective communication (and humor) seem to be the group’s wellness strategy of choice.
Practical advice: Be relentless (and maybe hire an expediter) to push your permits through local government.
The episode is for anyone who loves candid, celebrity conversations about the unglamorous realities of home ownership, life on the road, and why sometimes “less is more.”