U.S. Troops' Death Means "All Out War" with Iran!

Summary

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Jimmy Dore Premium Podcast – Episode Summary

Episode: U.S. Troops' Death Means "All Out War" with Iran!
Host: Garland Nixon (guest hosting for Jimmy Dore)
Date: July 22, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode, guest-hosted by Garland Nixon alongside regulars like Kurt Metzger and guests Matt Wineglass and Steve Portman, presents a scathing, humorous, and deeply critical analysis of U.S. foreign policy, with a particular focus on U.S.–Iran tensions following the death of U.S. troops. The show doubles down on its trademark irreverence and skepticism, dissecting government and media narratives around war, technological surveillance, AI's creep into daily life, and the outsize influence of Israel on American politics and policy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Media, War, and U.S. Casualties

[00:06–07:30]

• Garland opens by lambasting the mainstream media for parroting establishment narratives on U.S. wars.
• The deaths of U.S. troops in the Middle East are discussed as a pretext for escalation with Iran, with Garland mocking the "outrage" that an attacked adversary would shoot back:
  • “That’s like going into a boxing match and being shocked that you got punched in the nose.” ([04:15] Garland Nixon)
• The numbers of casualties and the framing of “retribution” are questioned as doublespeak for ongoing military aggression.
• He highlights the expectation in U.S. imperial paradigm that adversaries must never retaliate and the increasing boldness of those, like Iran, who do.

2. Questioning Official Narratives

[07:30–11:00]

• The panel points out the hypocrisy and selective outrage in U.S. responses to casualties and wars.
• Iran's right under international law to self-defense is underscored, with Garland satirizing American double standards.
• Comparisons are made between the U.S. bombing overseas and hypothetical invasions by foreign forces in neighboring countries.

3. Military Realities & Imperial Hubris

[11:00–24:00]

• The narrative that the U.S. can dominate militarily is dissected.
• U.S. logistics, readiness, and declining arsenal in the face of increasing Iranian efficacy are noted with dark humor.
• Kurt and Garland push back against the “invincibility” trope: “[Lockheed Martin's] probably dancing all the way to the bank. Great news! They blew up a couple planes.” ([15:28] Garland Nixon)
• The role of economic hardship—“Zionist Depression”—as a consequence of these wars is discussed.

4. Media’s Gullibility and Manufactured Consent

[24:00–32:00]

• Clips and commentary highlight how U.S. journalists like Maria Bartiromo struggle to reconcile reality (Iran’s resilience) with official spin.
• Garland ridicules epistemic dysfunction:
  • “How do you know the US has obliterated Iran’s military? Read your own words. You just admitted they have the capability to kick our butts.” ([26:07] Garland Nixon)
• Panelists joke about the cyclical nature of uncritical belief—WMDs, Russiagate, etc.

5. Foreign Influence and Alliances

[32:00–45:00]

• Reports of Iranian strikes allegedly being assisted by Russia or China spur discussion on the U.S.’s own routine interference worldwide.
• The hypocrisy of being surprised when Iran gets external help while the U.S. arms the world (“Would China be motivated to do that as we scream all the time that we're going to attack China?” [37:00] Garland Nixon).
• Missile deployments, encirclement strategies, and the arms race in Asia are outlined with characteristic sarcasm.

6. Creeping AI & Dystopian Surveillance

[53:00–83:13]

• Garland & Matt Wineglass lampoon schools deploying humanoid robot teachers—manufactured by a sex-doll company.
• They warn of surveillance, data harvesting, and normalization of AI-driven authority, especially on marginalized communities:
  • “Do it on the Upper East Side… Nah, we’re gonna go with poor kids on a reservation…” ([55:00] Garland Nixon)
• AI in religion: The rise of “AI Rabbis” and ChatGPT-powered church sermons is mocked as a tool of control and indoctrination.
  • “Now that we know God is AI…” ([72:00] Garland Nixon)
• AI’s role in shaping political, religious, and social consciousness is debated.

7. Surveillance State: Flock Cameras & Beyond

[83:13–105:19]

• Steve Portman explains the ubiquitous, networked “Flock Cameras” and their invasive, policing functions.
• Integration with commercial security (Ring/Amazon) is revealed, with the warning of creeping “constitution-free zones.”
• The U.S.’s surveillance surpasses even China’s, but without Chinese-style social benefits (“If I’m going to get watched everywhere on a camera… at least can I get some health care and free college…?” [93:43] Garland Nixon)
• “The goal is total control, not convenience.” ([95:43] Steve Portman)

8. Israel, Crocodile Moats, and Political Absurdity

[110:27–154:28]

• Kurt and Garland riff on Israel’s latest prison plans: a crocodile-filled moat surrounding Palestinian detainees.
• They link absurd policy proposals to deep systemic prejudice:
  • “They could have just said, ‘we have the death penalty for non-Jews.’” ([112:43] Garland Nixon)
• The U.S. and Israeli double standards, settler violence, and systematic injustices are filleted with dark jokes.
• Both highlight the normalization of torture and disappearance (“The law said they couldn’t do this with crocodiles…they did it anyway…” [147:20] Garland Nixon).

9. Bi-Partisan Zionism & Political Hypocrisy

[124:09–134:29]

• The bipartisan sycophancy toward Israel (from Fetterman to Graham) is examined and ridiculed.
• Kurt references secret societies and elite clubs (“Secret Chai” and ties between U.S. and Israeli leaders).
• The pointlessness of U.S. elections if the policy outputs are always the same—pro-Israel, pro-war—regardless of party.

10. AI, Social Engineering, and Influence Ops

[155:02–163:52]

• News about Israeli investments in conservative media, AI outreach, and influencer payments to manipulate U.S. and global opinion.
• Kurt: “Ease off the behaviors, not just propaganda. It’s clearly a propaganda problem and not a core problem with everything that you are.” ([157:49] Kurt Metzger)
• Commentary on “woke” culture and the shift in the propaganda landscape, especially after October 7th and changes in billionaire funding.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On retaliation and U.S. exceptionalism:

  • “The paradigm of empire is: you must be able to dominate. If the narrative is they don’t even have a right to shoot back, then physically, you have to be able to enforce that.”
    ([05:00] Garland Nixon)

• On AI in the classroom:

  • “They’re taking what they learned with these beautiful sex bots and applying those to young people … Some of the same tactics.”
    ([58:18] Garland Nixon)

• On political hypocrisy:

  • “...We get us arguing about the process—who can vote... In the end you’re voting for whoever loves Israel, whoever loves war... The process is irrelevant.”
    ([128:33] Garland Nixon)

• On surveillance and the loss of liberty:

  • “We have more cameras, more Flock cameras, more data centers, and a broader area of constitution-free or rights-free zones than our eternal adversaries over in China.”
    ([91:20] Steve Portman)

• On Israel & prison crocodiles:

  • “So, they are actually... taking people who generally have not been charged with a crime... and none of them have gotten out. And you’re gonna add crocodiles?”
    ([143:33] Garland Nixon)

• On bipartisan devotion to Israel:

  • "In what other country can elected officials just constantly and repeatedly proclaim their devotion to a foreign country this way?"
    ([125:49] Garland Nixon)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 00:06 – Opening remarks, the U.S.–Iran war media narrative
• 07:30 – Analysis of casualty numbers and “retribution” framing
• 15:28 – Military industrial complex and profit from war losses
• 24:00 – Gullible media and epistemological crises
• 32:00 – Iran’s military prowess and outside assistance
• 53:15 – AI teachers: robot Sally, data harvesting, sex-doll roots
• 67:17 – AI in religion, spiritual social engineering
• 83:13 – Flock Cameras, total surveillance, Amazon/Ring integration
• 110:27 – Crocodile moats, Ben Gvir, and prison cruelty
• 124:09 – U.S. politicians' pro-Israel performances
• 155:02 – Israeli-funded media influence and shaping U.S. consciousness

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Episode Tone and Style

• Sarcastic, irreverent, and darkly comedic: The hosts turn even disturbing developments into punchlines (“Praise the Lord and pass the Coinbase wallet!”).
• Cynically skeptical: Every claim—whether government, media, or tech—is called into question.
• Politically fearless: All sides—left, right, domestic, or foreign—are skewered for hypocrisy and authoritarianism.

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Conclusion

This episode delivers a fast-paced, sardonic, and insight-packed breakdown of current geopolitics, the surveillance state, and technocratic overreach. Garland, Kurt, and guests combine black humor and serious critique, making the podcast both informative and wickedly entertaining for skeptics of the mainstream narrative.

Recommended for:
Listeners critical of U.S. foreign policy, media propaganda, techno-authoritarianism, and those who appreciate political comedy with a healthy dose of conspiracy realism.

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Transcript

[Garland Nixon]

Establishment media sucks August lighting so good luck.

[Matt Wineglass]

Bullshit.

[Garland Nixon]

We can't afford why he's commenting this watch and see as his jack golf the medium speeds and jumps the medium and hit some head on. It's the Jimmy Door Show. Good evening or good afternoon or good morning. Depends on what part of the world you're in. My name's Garland Nix and I'm standing in for the one and only Jimmy Dors. Great, great day. It's wonderful to be here and watching watching my favorite show and participating in my favorite show. Even though there's going to be some stuff that we see that's kind of funny, there's going to be some stuff that we do that's kind of fun and there's going to be some stuff that's going that we're going to do that's really going to piss you off and hope hopefully a lot of them are are both but let's get right to the well, we feel very badly but you know those great people, those great patriots are out there fighting that Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon. Iran has very badly damaged. They've lost everything almost militarily they've got very little left. They've got some missiles, they've got some drones, they've got some manufacturing ability.

[Steve Portman]

Not much.

[Garland Nixon]

We control the strait, they don't control anything. So we'll see what happens. But we hit them very hard again tonight and we did that in honor of the probably three. It's probably three as opposed to two great patriots. All right, so let's get started with our first story and Iran has killed some sadly. Well we'll go back one the Iran has had some success in killing some US Soldiers. Of course, as you know, we're never going to get the truth when it comes to you know, how many are actually killed whether it's Vietnam or any of the wars. The number of enemy that enemy that troops that are killed are always exaggerated and the number of personnel that are die from the the United States is also going to be underestimated. US Theaters the Washington Post reports US Teeters on all out war with Iran after more troops are killed. A service member was killed in action in Iraq. Now there are reports that there could be a dozen or dozens. We don't know what the actual numbers are but take this into account. We were told that in about a week of protest Iran killed 42,000 people with police and small arms fire. And in 39 days of intense, intense war of missiles, drones and all types of fire airplane crashes, the US lost three that's 42,000 in a week protesting versus I think it was 13, either 13 or 20. Bottom line is this. The numbers. As they say, the math ain't math. And the numbers didn't make sense. A service member was killed in action in Iraq and another set of unidentified remains was found at the site of an Iranian missile attack in Jordan. U.S. cENTCOM said, now you'll notice it says U.S. theaters on allout war with Iran. And the implication that we get over and over is that Iran does not have a right to shoot back. None of us. Look, I have, you know, family members, maybe distant family members, but family members who are in the military. God knows I don't want any of my family members to die. But the concept that the United States can start an illegal war, a war of aggression, the greatest crime known to humankind under international law, and God knows we didn't expect the opponents to shoot back. Our adversaries now that they've shot back, we started a war and we were supposed to shoot and they were supposed to accept whatever we threw at them. And then all of a sudden they started shooting back and hit some of our people. And we're like, my God, I can't believe that. I guess we've step up. What was the, what were the expectations? The expectations were that you were going to attack and you weren't going to take any casualties. My thoughts are perhaps we shouldn't have attacked and we wouldn't have any casualties. And that's like a war. That's like going into a boxing match and being shot that you got punched in the nose. It said, and these guys are dying and girls are. I saw a beautiful picture of a young lady, Isabella Gonzalez, and it's just I can't imagine how her family feels. Let's look at the next slide. The United States and Iran moved closer to all out war. Closer to all out war. We're shooting at them, they're shooting at us, and we're closer as if we weren't already there over the weekend as the exchange of attacks on civilian and military structures continue to escalate, with at least three and possibly four US Service members killed since combat resumed a week ago. On Monday morning, the Kuwaiti military said it was responding to drone attacks from Iran after President Donald Trump said Sunday night that U.S. central Command launched another wave of attacks against Iran. Now listen to this. In retribution for the deaths of two service members during a strike on a military base. So if I understand this correctly, if they shoot back at you, then when we Fire at them, it's retribution. But we were going to shoot at them the next day anyway. So what would we have labeled it if we didn't label it retribution? Whether they, we, Trump had already said, you know, next week I'm going to throw this, I'm going to shoot at them, I'm going to try to bomb them, I'm going to blow them up, I'm taking out their bridges. Next week we're going to get this and that, what have you. And he just relabeled it. The same thing that they were going to do, got relabeled to retribution again. What is the paradigm here of complete and total domination to a point where we have a right to attack a country and we are outraged if that country shoots back? The problem with that paradigm is this. The problem with the paradigm of empire, the paradigm of domination is you must be able to dominate, to kinetically, to physically dominate your adversaries. If the narrative is they don't even have a right to shoot back, then physically, you have to be able to. To enforce that. They have to be so frightened that they won't shoot back. It has. The bases themselves are supposed to be protected by the narrative of empire. They're supposed to be protected by the reality that anyone will look at that and say, that's an American base. Oh, my God, we better not shoot back. Even if you shoot at them, they're supposed to be so petrified, frozen with fear, that when you shoot at them, they're like, I guess we better not shoot at them. What happens when that dissipates, as it has with Iran? What happens when you have an adversary that says, well, if you shoot at us, we'll shoot back. Do whatever you're going to do. Do we?

[Kurt Metzger]

We.

[Garland Nixon]

We're going to do. We're going to do what we got to do. Whatever you have to do, do it. And right now, it seems to me that the Trump administration actually kind of forgot that they were losing the war when they. When they tapped out. After 39 days, they tapped out. Let go. That hurts. Let go. And the Iranians let go. But interestingly enough, the Iranians continue to say, we knew you were lying. We knew you weren't gonna. Interestingly enough, you might want to know this. Recently, what the Iranians have basically said is this. We knew that there was no way that you would ever keep your word. But it gave an opera, gave us an opportunity to retool. It gave us an opportunity to sell some oil, get some oil on the market, put a Few pennies in our pocket. And it gave us an opportunity to demonstrate to the world that we were willing to negotiate. Now we're in a situation where the Iranians, I don't know that they're willing to negotiate anymore. And, and I mean, I guess this business about we have to retaliate whenever they shoot at us. I guess as far as Americans are concerned, the American, certain American people will look at it, who still buy into that paradigm of domination and say, yeah, I guess, hey, there were America. How dare they shoot at us? We're the tough guys. Yeah, well, they don't buy it. So let's, let's thank, let's keep going. We hit them very hard again tonight and we did that in honor of great patriots who were killed, he told reporters after landing at Joint Base Andrews following the World cup final on Sunday. So while Americans were out getting killed for, I'm guessing, Zionism, according to, to Trump, according to Marco Rubio, Americans are now dying for Zionism. And by the way, we're about to have a depression. And you know, we call what the Great Depression, the crash of 2008, we tend to name it. We didn't really name the kind of COVID depression, market crash thing, but we probably ought to just call it the COVID Depression. I don't know, whatever it is, what are we going to name this one? The Zionist Depression. That's my, I mean, that's my suggestion. The Zionist Depression. Why? Because Trump and Marco Rubio and all of their compadres told us we went in for Israel. Well, we knew that Israel was going to attack Iran, which is a violation of international law. We knew Iran was going to shoot back. Well, really? You thought they'd shoot back at Israel, but you thought they wouldn't shoot back at you? And then we knew we were have to come in anyway if Israel commits a crime. You know, that's like me in a bar and I just walk over and punch some poor guy. Why'd you punch me? Well, you know, my buddy's over there drunk and I knew sooner or later he was going to punch you. So I figured, why wait? I figured I'd punch you first. That way I could take you out before. And then I knew if you punched. He punched you, you were going to punch him. He's drunk, you'll probably break his nose and fall. I can't wait for all of that. So I walked over. It was perfectly just for me to punch you, knowing that my drunken jerk buddy was going to punch you in the snoot. And my jumped on behalf of him. Now if I get locked up and get, you know, go to jail, I can blame it on him, but I got to suffer the consequences. You can choose your actions, but you can't choose the consequences of your actions. And now we face the depression of Zionism coming. It's going to be great. All right. The new wave of US strikes, which ended around 10:00pm Eastern Time, targeted Iranian military command centers. And by that they mean bridges and, I don't know, probably children's hospitals, cancer centers. That's, you know, the same way like you label a hospital or something. It's like, what, That's a hospital. It's a Hezbollah hospital beneath the hospital. Hezbollah is doing something. Of course, when you go there, you find that Hezbollah wasn't doing anything beneath the hospital. This is all public relations because you can't say to the American people, you know, we target cancer centers and hospitals and civilian things like that. Nah, we. This was an Iranian military command center. Air defense and coastal surveillance sites. Wait a minute, wait a minute. They don't have any air defense sites. Remember, Donald Trump told us they have no air defense sites. Their air defense sites have been crushed, destroyed, wiped out. Let's see if we have another video. God knows I hope I can figure this out, and I think I can. There we go. That's the Kuwaiti airport, where apparently something's going on there, but I'm not exactly sure what. People look frightened. How about we go with that? They look frightened. Okay. People look frightened, and they have every reason to look frightened because the Iranians are retaliating. You know what's interesting is this, the concept of retaliation, right? They're retaliate. We're retaliating because they shot at us, because we shot at them. Meanwhile, the Iranian people are in the street calling for revenge. That's called retaliation. So if you actually look at this from the perspective of which came first, the chicken or the egg, you know? Well, they're saying we're retaliating against them. We're saying they're retaliating against us. Who's right? How could we possibly ever figure this out? Who came first, the chicken or the egg? I don't know. Let's start here. We bombed them first, and they, and they fired back at us. I'm guessing it was the chicken. And by the chicken, I mean Donald Trump. I'm guessing that it was the, the taco maybe, maybe we had chicken tacos. But I'm. I'm. I'm guessing that the Iranians Have a pretty strong argument under international law, when they argue that we were attacked, we were attacked in a crime of aggression. And therefore under international law, we have every right to shoot back. That's numero uno number two. I imagine that the Iranians are also arguing if you fire at us from another country, we have a right to return fire from the location that you're shooting us. Let me ask you this. If somebody, let's just say any country, let's say some country put in a bunch of missile launchers in Mexico and started firing at the U.S. do you think the U.S. would shoot back at Mexico or do you think the US Would say we can't shoot back at Mexico, mean, hey, they're not involved, they're completely not uninvolved. I don't think that would happen. I imagine the United States would bomb everything in Mexico. We're threatening to bomb Mexico. Now we're making up things because Mexico is going to have a national health care. They're going to have Medicare for all Mexico. We ain't. They are. Mexico is nationalizing their electrical grid so that they can have cheap electricity and make it a human right. So I imagine it won't take missile launchers to bomb Mexico. Mexico. I imagine it'll just be like, hey, they got national health care. I mean, think about it. China has health care for all. Russia has health care for all. Iran has health care for all. Oh, by the way, all of those also have free college. My God, if Mexico gets free college and health care for all, we're guaranteed to attack them and they go on the axis of evil. All right, let's see. We also went after coastal surveillance sites that don't exist because we've destroyed all of that military stuff, maritime capabilities, which are gone because we've destroyed all of them. Missile and drone launch sites, but they got none of those left. And commute communication networks to further diminish Iran's ability to attack commercial vessels and civilian mariners transiting the Straits of Hormu, transiting the Straits of Hormuz. CENTCOM said in a statement overnight. And have they ever lied to us? I don't think they have. So looks like they're telling the truth. It looks like they are acting to. How do they put it? To protect our rights, our liberty and our those. They're telling us that those soldiers are dying to protect. Protect our rights. And I guess it is the right to make the world safe for the corporate oligarchs that are robbing and oppressing the people of America as 1 to 3 million people sleep in their cars every night, Live in their cars on a day to day basis near me. I can take you to a place where there's a gym in a mall and at night there's a bunch of cars outside the gym. You know why? Because it's 24 hour gym and the people live in their cars and that way they can get up and go to the bathroom or take a shower at night and they only got to pay 30 or 40, whatever, 50 bucks a month for their gym membership. Isn't that just wonderful? That's what they're protecting at some point. What are you really protecting? Centcom also said Sunday that another set of unidentified remains had been found at the base in Jordan. That's pretty sad, isn't it? Some young person, 19, 20 years old, the average age of a soldier, frontline soldier In Vietnam was 19. You remember Park Paul Hardcastle made that famous song back in the 80s, 19. Separately, it reported that a U. S. Service member in northern Iraq was killed in action Saturday during a controlled detonation of an unexploded ordinance from a down Iranian drone. Earlier, Trump called the initial. Let's go back. I lost that. Earlier, Trump called the initial U. S. Death, which occurred as. Oh, well, I can't see him. Let me, let me try this. There we go. Earlier, Trump called the initial two U.S. deaths, which occurred as the war moved through its fifth, fifth month, a very sad thing. Yeah, that's one way to put it, Trump. A very sad thing. You notice he simplifies things. They're beautiful, they're evil, they're sad. The mind of a toddler, sadly. All right, let us. He told news nation and what the outlet said Sunday was a brief telephone call that he couldn't care less about Iran's announcement that it would no longer abide by the bilateral memorandum of understanding reached a month ago. He violated the thing the second it was. In fact, he violated it before it was signed. Before the memorandum of understanding, whatever was signed, he went, he was saying, yes, if they don't do what we want, we'll attack them. And it specifically said that neither side could threaten military action against the other side. So here's the guy who violates it before it's signed. Then Pete Hegseth violates it. As soon as they signed it, Peter Seth goes out and says the same thing. We'll hit him if we need to. We'll attack him if we need to. And now Trump says he couldn't care less about Iran's announcement I guess, well, I guess if you think about it, he is honest there because from the second that we signed it, even prior to, he couldn't care less because his signature is worth his signature. Absolutely nothing. He might as well write it in invisible ink. So the US Is planning for a wider war, said one US Official. What a shock. Like it's called World War iii. Okay, we're literally putting missiles on China's border. We've got the CIA all over Ukraine firing God only knows what into, into, into Russia. We're bombing in, in South America and Central America. We're bombed Sudan 174 times or whatever the hell a million times this, this year. So, and, and, and Trump says he's planning for a wider war. No, he's already executing a wider war. The Trump World War. World War Trump, we'll call it. So the fact is you're bombing from one side of this earth to the other. And when you say you're planning for a. The US Is planning for a wider war. And in other breaking news, ice is still cold, fire still hot, and water is still wet. Adding that the Pentagon was increasing the number of military aircraft in the region. Actually, from what I've seen, Iran is decreasing the number of military aircraft in the region because they keep blowing them up. They're blowing up our drones. They're shooting down our drones. Apparently they've hit us some more hangars they've blown up. So I guess it's like this, it's kind of like, I don't know, a garbage disposal. You put garbage in or you put something in. In this instance, it's drones, aircrafts, things of that nature. You put those things in Iran, disposes of them, crushes them, blows them up, whatever the case may be, and then you just send some more because what the heck is another couple of billion dollars? In fact, Lockheed Martin's probably dancing all the way to the back. Hey, great news. Well, I mean, think about it. We're like, man, they blew up a couple planes. Lockheed Martin's like, high five. And how many planes did it? They got like a little thing on the wall where they have all the number of airplanes that is down and then like a little circle with the, with the line through them. How many going today? They got four. Oh man, that's 170 million each. Dude, we're going to be eating. Well, let's all go out. That's what it is. Sadly, we are crushed and broken. We are hurt by the lives of, of people who probably went in the military because they wanted to protect the country or God knows, more likely they wanted to get health care. They were maybe came from West Virginia or Arkansas or now California, New York and Maryland, what used to be wealthy countries, I mean wealthy states. And they didn't have any money, they couldn't get any health care. They didn't have a future. And they said, I'll join the military and that way I'll get, you know, some kind of education and health care and things of that nature. And, and unfortunately for them, they joined an imperial military which is going around the world trying to kill everybody and everybody's trying to kill them back. And they lost their lives. How sad is that? Let's see what else we got before we jump. But the officials speaking on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to talk to the media. Yes, they were. In the Washington Post, everything is always an official speaking on the condition of anonymity. The fact of the matter is this, they didn't have to do that. They just wrote the article and they just emailed it over to the Washington Post. They put that in there. The person who wrote this story probably is the person, quote, speaking on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to talk to the media, but they were authorized to write. So they wrote the story and sent it to the Washington Post. Caution that the expansion of US operations will be limited by dwindling stockpiles of air defense missiles. Well, one good thing. They may be short of air defense missiles, but the air defense systems don't work. You could frigging throw a rock into a base and hit a soldier in the head and knock them unconscious for all it's worth. There's nothing they'd put up nets, put up something. But there seems to be nothing in our air defense repertoire that will actually stop a missile or a drone. God forbid. We'll be limited by dwelling stoppages of air defense and long range munitions and constraints on the ability to surge more troops and aircraft into the area because of battle damage. Ain't that what I'm saying? Battle damage. In other words, they're blowing stuff up. That's what we call battle damage. We do not have enough to safely sustain operations. And I don't think the White House is aware of that. The official said, isn't that interesting? Hey, we're going to go kick their butts. Send in the troops. We ain't got no troops. Oh, send in the planes. R the planes. Sending the drones. That's the way it goes. Sending something we got nothing. At some point you don't have a war anymore, do you? At some point you've just been kicked out of the region. And maybe, perhaps for those of us who will be suffering from the Zionist depression, perhaps that's something that we could be happy about. Perhaps the soldiers who are giving their lives for Zionism, perhaps they could be happy about that. I'm just going to throw that out there. Military experts have said then, in addition to the toll taken on US Equipment and ammunition stocks, the US Is unprepared for possible ground operations inside Iran. Oh, yeah. In addition to the fact that we only got like 50,000 soldiers and they got like 600,000, you might add that to the equation of why we're, quote, unprepared for ground operations. We got no way to. We got no way to get these soldiers in and we don't have a way to get them out after they get trapped. Trump refused to rule it out. I think it would be a mistake to put ground forces anywhere in the islands or in the Strait of Orange shore. A mistake? No, no, no, my friend. A mistake is when you, I don't know, slip on a banana peel when you step on a rake and wham, right in the forehead. That's a mistake, right? This would be an unforced error, A tragic unforced error, but an active stupid decision, said Seth Jones, who heads the defense and security department at the Washington based oh, for God's sake. Center for Strategic and International Studies. Okay, I don't think US Forces are prepared for standoff strikes against Iranians. You know, dude, I think you're right. I think you finally the somebody from the strategic International, whatever the heck studies organization, the paid by Lockheed Martin and the big banks and God only knows who, probably the Zionist billionaires think tank. I think somebody there finally got it right. I think they finally figured it out. You know, I don't think we could do that. I don't think so either. Garland Nixon here, standing in for Jimmy Dore. We got Kurt Metzger and we got more coming up next. Garland Nixon here back. And I am sitting in for Jimmy Dore today. Jimmy Dore's out and I am, I guess a browner version of Jimmy Dore. I'm happy. Got my favorite hat on. I'm sure there's some people out here who know what that little insignia means. It's the coolest, the coolest hat. Second only to my. Where's my favorite hat? Second only to my, my tin foil hat designed by, by me and actually Steve Forking and I designed, you know, I mean, it doesn't exactly take a genius to figure out that it's tin foil, but, you know, using the tin instead of tin, you can get it either way. It's pretty cool. So at any rate, we got a few things going on that we need to talk about and let us get started. Maria Bart Bartiromo, I don't understand how Iran has the capabilities to fight this way because the US has obliterated Iran's military, and the President continues to reiterate that. And I think, I believe we got a video. Tom says that there will be outsized action in retaliation. But I don't understand how it's possible

[Matt Wineglass]

that Iran has the capabilities to fight

[Garland Nixon]

this way and continue to try to lash out at Gulf countries and US Military bases. Because the US has obliterated Iran's military and the President continues to reiterate that.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Yes.

[Garland Nixon]

And if you look at the numbers of missiles that they've been able to fire off from the beginning of this it war, you know, late February, early March, and what they're able to do now, it's, it is very seriously degraded.

[Matt Wineglass]

They've gone from over a hundred.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, well, well, you know, they don't understand. There's an old, there's an old thing amongst, amongst, amongst attorneys, an old joke amongst attorneys that says something's been proven in fact, but not in theory. And that's exactly. This is the, this is the epitome of something being proven in fact, but not in theory. I don't understand why this is happening. Reality. This is reality. Something is happening in reality. And Maria Bartiromo says, I don't understand why this is happening. Let me give you an example. You walk outside and it's raining. I mean, it's coming down and you're like, man, I'm getting soaked here. I don't understand. I checked the weather and they said it wasn't going to rain. This doesn't make sense. Why is the, the, why are the elements not cooperating with the weather? I turned it on and there's this guy, and he's standing there and he's saying, bright and sunny today, a good day for fishing, boating, golf, whatever you want to do outside. And I walk outside and it's raining. I don't understand. Right? And that makes sense to me. That makes sense to me. Think about this. I don't understand. Okay, we got that. How they have the capabilities to fight this this way. Now think about this. What she's saying is a. I recognize they have the capabilities. Well, that's a good start. That's a good start. That's because it's like walking outside and saying, well, I will acknowledge that it's raining. Okay, well, you got rain pouring down on your pumpkin head. It makes sense. I don't understand why it's raining. Now you go to the part that says you're completely. You're. You're a lunatic. I don't understand why this is actually happening. They do have the capabilities to do it, clearly, and I don't understand it. Why? Because the U.S. has obliterated the milit. The. Iran's. Iran's military. Well, Dr. Jim Kavanaugh, who you may know, good friend of mine, a brilliant guy, always says this. America suffers from the crisis of epistemology, epistemology being in philosophy. How do we know what we know? If someone says to you, garland is a werewolf, how do you know Garland is a werewolf? I didn't think werewolves actually existed. How do you know that Garland is a werewolf? Epistemologically speaking? I know he's a werewolf because the moon came up and he grew hair and he went and mangled some people. Well, you know what? He's a werewolf. How do you know what you know? So she says, I don't understand this because the US has obliterated the Iran's military. Well, here's an obvious question. How do you know that the US has obliterated Iran's military? I can. I can tell you how you know they didn't. Because they still have the capabilities to fight this way. Read your own words. How do you know that the US has obliterated Iran's military? Well, here is a counter argument. You just admitted that they have the capabilities to kick our butts. There's a contradiction here that Maria seems to be struggling with. And the President continues to reiterate that. I think we've found the problem. I think we've run into the problem. The President continues to reiterate it. So what you're saying is I will believe what the President says even though it doesn't square with reality. Hey, I destroyed everything. They have nothing to shoot with me. Shoot at me with. I don't understand. They're still shooting. He told me that. And have you ever lied to me? You're actually saying, I believe Donald Trump over my lying ears and eyes. And you know, that explains a lot, Maria. That's it. That speaks a lot for you. On to the next slide. Matt Van Swole. That's cool. What a cool Matt Van Swole I like that. That may be his real name, right on the street. You know the idea when somebody say that dude is swole, you know what that means in slang and street slang? It means muscular, big dude, man. That dude swole man. That means he's big and muscular and powerful. Right? It's a compliment for a big, muscular guy on the street. I'm confused. Says Matt Van Swell. The US has the most powerful military on earth. We bombed the hell out of Iran for four months. Trump says their air force, navy, and nearly all of their missile capabilities is destroyed. So how is Iran still capable of hitting US Bases right now? Yeah, that's great. I'm confused. There's a contradiction here. And it makes sense if you think of what's going on. The stories that they tell us, you know, from an administration that kidnapped the president of Venezuela, who is, by international law, the leader of their armed forces, and charged him with possession of a machine gun in his own country, a country which constitutionally, he is the leader of their armed forces, and he possessed a machine gun. Now, that may be illegal if he wasn't. If he was in the United States, but apparently they think he was in the United States. That's called extrajudicial, extraterritorial judicial authority. So for a country that says, hey, we rule the world, and people like Maria Baritomo say, yeah, that's right, we can do whatever we want. We can charge you. We. We might as well go to the autobahn. And when people in Porsches come roaring by at 120km an hour, say, I'm sorry, you're only allowed to do 55 miles an hour in Montana. Yes, but I don't even have miles an hour here. I'm doing kilometers per hour. That's even worse. That's a separate charge, refusing to abide by American measurement. So just. You're gonna have to get a ticket here, and we'll have to extradite you. And you know what? It's sad and pathetic. As Germany is, as vassalized as Germany is, they'd send the guy in his car here anyway. Let's continue. Baritomo says, I don't understand how we have not yet found. This is great. When Greenwald. This is. Again, people are making the point. Baro or Bartiromo. I did. Yeah, okay. I'm not Italian. I'm not. I screw these things up. And I got add. I might call her anything. Bart Simpson. Bartiromo. I don't understand how we have not yet found the WDMDs in Iraq. Or the Al Qaeda operatives hiding there because the CIA knew for sure they were there. We kept telling our viewers that they were here and the President reiterated that over and over. I'm very confused. Help. You were right. 100% right, Glenn Greenwald. But it's far worse than that, you know, because these are things that we can look back in and say, well, they were obviously BS because they were never proven. What we can say is the claims were made. Those claims were, in theory, investigated. They were researched. There was an attempt to falsify these complaints. Claims. Right. They looked in it. They got weapons of mass destruction. Where are they? I don't know. Weapons of mass destruction. Hey, how about the Al Qaeda operatives? Can't find any. Okay, well, I guess they ain't there. At least there was, shall we say, a conclusion of finding closure. Dare I say here? I mean, we're already there. Hey, you know what I don't think exist? Owls. I don't think there's such thing as owls. They don't exist. Yeah, you can go to like zoos and see owls. You can go to a country, maybe a barn, and see actual barn owls. I've seen an owl. I once rescued an owl once. A friend of mine, a guy man and I, when I was a police officer, another officer of ours, we got a call that there was a friggin owl that was injured. And we went in the woods where they told us and there was an actual owl there. And we're like, what are we going to do if this guy grabs us with his freaking claws? We'll be mangled. We threw a blanket over the owl, he seemed to calm down and we took him into like these wild, like people. And then that's the last we saw of an owl. So how much sense would it make if my partner and I wrote the police report today? We saved a creature. Now we were told that it was an owl and it looked like an owl. It appeared to be an owl. It made hooting sounds that sounded, dare I say, owl like. But we are not. We don't think that owls exist. So maybe it was a. I don't know, maybe it was Bigfoot. That wouldn't make much sense. These things have been proven. They're shooting at us. But Maria Bartiromo doesn't understand it because like I said, you hit the nail on the head when Greenwald. But it is far worse, far worse than what you say. And that, my friend, is the media that we have now, my friends, that's the media that we have now, a Media that says when your government. You don't say they've lied about so many things. Why would I possibly believe them now? No, that's, that's. You don't even acknowledge weapons of mass destruction. You don't even acknowledge many of the past lives. You don't even acknowledge that it's Donald Trump saying that guy couldn't tell the truth if you waterboarded him. That the man. How about this, Maria? You don't understand that the same guy who told you that he defeated Iran 39 times might have perhaps misled you this time. Well, I don't. I don't get it either, but we're going to keep going. These people are confused, according to Glinker and Wall, that Iran is pounding U. S. Bases and Arab dictatorships because they mindlessly believe everything they hear about Iran and the war from Trump, Fox news, neocon analysts and paid maga influencers. Influencers. It's simple. They've been lying to you again. I like that. There you go. There you go. You know what? Glenn Greenwald simplified this thing. It's simple. They've been lying to you again. That's it. That's it. It's simple. I don't understand. They've been lying to you again. It doesn't make sense. What I'm being told by politicians, what I'm being told by the US Government doesn't square with what I'm seeing. I wonder why. I guess that doesn't make sense. The US Government is telling me something. They're saying the CIA wasn't involved in killing JFK or RFK or Malcolm X, Martin Luther King or any of the FBI wasn't. January 6th was just a bunch of insurrectionists. The FBI was not in any way were whatsoever involved. The cops didn't like move barriers and usher people inside and take a selfies with them. No, not that I get. It doesn't make sense. It's simple. You've been had, you've been took, hoodwinked, misled, led astray. Let us continue. Well, I guess that's it. We, we need not continue. But that's where we are, unfortunately. That's, that's the, the lies we have to deal with. All right, so we shall continue. Let's get that out of here. And we now have. If I can ever get to it. There we go. Our next segment again. I'm Garland Nixon. I'm standing in for Jimmy Dore. This is the Jimmy Dore show. Jimmy's off today and I am just a browner version of Jimmy, I like to say, only not quite as funny. All right, so let's go. Iran is receiving assistance from Russia and China. Unbelievable. Isn't that something? Who would ever think that Russia and China would have the motivation to help someone that's firing at the United States? OSINT defender. Somebody's defending Osint. Right. Okay. Open source intelligence for those who don't know what OSINT is. In addition to the Wall Street Journal's earlier reporting, they also reported that US Officials are worried that recent Iranian strikes on US Bases and infrastructure in the Middle east and their increasing accuracy are the result of military to military intelligence cooperation with Russia or China. Now let me give you another possibility that everybody says Russia and China is helping them, which is in fact a possibility that we shall accept. Floor, my dear friends. But let's. I'm gonna throw one out at you. That's perhaps, I don't know. Have you noticed that every year when they have these like young engineer and robotics competitions around the world, there's a whole bunch of young Iranians winning them. They're like graduating all of these STEM people as our people are like working. Our young people are working in like learning how to make a pizza, for instance, for a living. And they're training people in STEM and highly technical fields. And we are training people how to make just enough to pay off their student loans. Okay, so yes, it is maybe possible. Some might argue, are you likely that they're getting assistance. But here's the other part. Could you possibly be underestimating Iran? Could the Iranians actually be really smart, really well educated people who, who have developed the technical expertise to put their foot square in your behind? Is that a possibility? I don't know. Let's look and see if we can go further. Daniel Davis, deep dive says you think we've been helping Ukraine for many years, giving them targeting intelligence, intelligence, physical support, training, money, arms, weapons, tanks, you name it. And now some officials are afraid there may be military to military aid coming from Russia and China to their bricks partner, partner Iran. You notice that their bricks partner Iran. Who could have seen that coming? Well, let me ask you this. Would China be motivated to do that as we scream all the time that we're going to attack China? Could, could China have any motivation whatsoever to help the United States, I don't know, get blasted. How about Russia? Can you think of any reason? I can't. Why would Russia have anything against us? We've never done anything to them. Let's continue. Hold on a minute there. Pacific ship U. S To Build a missile wall against China. U. S General confirmed Provocative plan Provocative is one way to put it. Nuclear war starting plan is another way to put it. For not provocative plan to deploy long and intermediate range missiles to the Pacific in 2024. Now that's a little bit older. Older. But nothing's changed. So they're going to. So we are perplexed, baffled by the possibility that China may. We don't have concrete evidence, we don't know. But we're baffled by the possibility that China may in some ways have assisted Iran with targeting the United States. And we're building a missile wall around them and saying, yeah, yeah, what are you going to do? We're going to kill China, we're going to take them out. We've got to contain China. In other words, they're not allowed to pursue the growth on their economy like we do. We've got to contain them. Why? They're trying to grow their economy. Are you trying to grow your economy? Of course I am. What about China? We got to contain them because they're not allowed to, because they're actually better at it than we are. And so therefore if we're trying to grow our economy and they're trying to grow their economy and they're better at it, we're going to take a blunt object and hit them over the head like the knuckle at dragon apes with my apologies to apes that these neocons are actually are. So perhaps China may be motivated, perhaps not. Let us continue. Asia Times the US Is closer to deploying long range land based missiles to deter a potential Chinese invasion of Taiwan. Deter it? A provocative move that could spark a destabilizing conventional missile arms race in the Pacific. Pacific General Charles Flynn Commander of US Back then okay, this was a few years ago, Commander of US Army Forces Pacific stated at the Halifax International Security Forum in Nova Scotia that the US will deploy new intermediate range missiles, including Tomahawks and SM6 to the Pacific region in 2024. So we're building missile rings around China, we're encircling them with missiles which might I add, ain't gonna do no good. I watched something, you can probably find it on YouTube and there's articles on it. China has one, one factory. It's, you know, one of those dark factories, right? There are no people working there, there's no light inside. It's all run by computers, drones, AIs, all of the above. Right? And it builds missiles to defend itself from said missile wall around them. Thousand missiles a day, A thousand Missiles a day. It builds. I'm thinking that we can't build a thousand a year all together with all the different kind of missiles that we have. And they can build a thousand missiles a day. So that drone wall around them, it will be, you know, imagine o line effectively. So we're building a wall around them, but what do we care? Here's the truth. What do we care? Because they, our plan is that they're going to blast the Philippines, South Korea and Japan anyway. So we're like, hey, we'll start the war, we'll back out. You guys, you're Ukraine 1, you're Ukraine 2, you're Ukraine 3. Let us continue. Typhoon missiles confirmed at Japan's Kanoya base. U. S Army's Tomahawk arsenal now within strike range of China's coast. So we're, that was, this is now, that was in 2024. So for years the United States has been threatening China with missiles. And we are baffled and perplexed that perhaps China may pay us back in kind. That perhaps China may be looking at this saying, you know, if you guys take Iran, you can cut me off from oil. If you guys take Iran and the Straits of Hormuz, you are going to say no oil can come through the Straits of Hormuz. It's going to us. And then you're going to say to us, you have to become a neoliberal puppet state. Kind of like, I don't know, the U.K. and well, not necessarily the U.K. i don't know, maybe we are the, the universal puppet state, but kind of like, let's see, who, Germany, right. And that when that happens, well, we're done. You'll extract all of our labor for nothing. You'll extract all of our resources for nothing. And we will be had, we will be screwed, blued and tattooed. That ain't happening. So that's where we are. So I can at least see that China may be motivated if they help. If they do help Iran, they may be motivated. How about this? New York Times. New vehicles, face paint and a 1200 foot wall. The US army prepares for war with China. The big encumbersome army is trying to transform itself to deploy quickly to Asia if needed, for instance. If needed, for instance, if, I don't know, they try to feed their people perhaps if they try to pull 800 million people out of poverty, then we got to go to war. Because what the United States does is put people in poverty. Their people aren't living under bridges in tents, sleeping in their cars. That's Unacceptable to the neoliberals. That injustice must be rendered. Sorry about that sneezing here.

[Steve Portman]

All right.

[Garland Nixon]

Oh, Russia, certainly they got nothing against us. The spy war, how the CIA secretly helps Ukraine fight Putin. For more than a decade, the United States has nurtured a secret intelligence partnership. Secret. It's in the New York Times. Secret with Ukraine that is now critical for both countries in countering Russia. And by countering they mean stealing all their resources just like they do China. Let us continue. The CIA and other American intelligence agencies provide intelligence for targeted missile strikes. And what was this segment about again? Oh, that's right, about the possibility, the remote possibility that Russia or China may be motivated to give Iran a shot in the arm. The listening post in the Ukraine forest is part of a CIA supported network of spy bases constructed in the past eight years that includes 12 secret locations along the Russian border. Isn't it interesting? I thought the war started in 2022. Isn't that what we're told? It all started in 2022. So the CIA has been in Ukraine for many years going after Russia. Let us continue. Before the war. Before the war, before the war. But we thought all of this was, we were told all of this was in response to the Russians joining what was already a war. The Ukrainians proved themselves to the Americans by. Listen to this. Interesting. They told us something. Collecting intercepts that helped prove Russia's involvement in the 2014 downing of a commercial jetliner, Malaysia Airlines Flight 17. What did they tell us? The collective west has been screaming that the Russians shot down Flight 17. And the Russians have said we haven't. Show us proof. And they haven't showed us proof. The New York Times just provided the proof. And the proof is the Ukrainians said it. That's the proof. How do we know? Well, you know those people that despise Russians, the guys that goose step all around with Hitler tattoos all over them and dog eared copies of Mein kampf hanging out of their book bag? Yeah, those guys told us and they hate Russians, but certainly they're telling us the truth. Listen to this. The Ukrainians also helped the Americans go after the Russian operatives who meddled in the 2016 U. S presidential election. Now we have another contradiction. Donald Trump. The Ukrainians were intricately involved in Russiagate. How many people like me and Jimmy and many other people said, you know, why would the FBI open an office and call it Naboo, The National Anti corruption Bureau? The FBI in Ukraine. That doesn't make sense, does it now? It does, doesn't it oh, by the way, one of the things that came out of that was called a black ledger. And the ledger alleged that the chair of the Trump campaign, Paul Manafort, was involved with the Russians. And after the election they came back and said, oopsie, he wasn't involved with the Russians, but they went after him anyway. So again, Donald Trump is supporting the people. As if Lindsey Graham wasn't good enough, who did Russiagate? Around 2016, the CIA began training an elite Ukrainian commando force which captured Russian drones and communications gear. So the CIA technicians could write 2016. So the US was at war in 2016. They were taking military action. They were training. They were training Ukrainian commando forces. One might look into something called the Minsk Accords. The United States had agreed that they wouldn't do that at that time, but it was all lies. Let us continue. We're just about out of here. Trump takes credit for sending military to Ukraine, Aid to Ukraine. Ignoring he was impeached. Now listen to this. Ignoring he was impeached for trying to withhold nearly $400 million of security assistance. They admit right here that Donald Trump was impeached because he wasn't sending enough weapons to Ukraine. Trump boasted to a crowd at Florence Regional Airport that he was solely responsible for sending Javelins missiles to Ukraine. So now he's shocked, he's perplexed that the Russians and the Chinese may possibly might be helping the Iranians, when in fact he bragged about sending missiles to Ukraine. Well, we're going to, we got some other things that will hopefully blend into this. We got a lot of great stuff coming on. We got late, a lot of great guests. My name is Garland Nixon. I'm sitting in for the one and only Jimmy Dore. We'll be right back.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Hey everyone, it's, it's super chat time. So I hope you're ready. T Bone first, first one out the gate. I like Garland because he has the balls to have Leith mouth on his show. Garland, the RBN are good peoples. T Bone, thank you for the chat. No name says kirp. Mexican for President 2028. I can get behind that. No name. And by the way, Kirk will be here. Everyone. For those of you who, who thought he was about to come on and were terribly distraught, I actually didn't see anybody terribly distraught, but I'm sure there were one of you out there, more of you out there and he's coming. Don't worry, he's coming. Jimmy. Version 1 Glad to see you, Mr. Nixon, our narrator of the self destruction of the United States. Somebody's got to do it, brother. Thank you. Jimmy version 1. Jimmy version 1 again. Garland Nixon is one of the good ones. Glad he's here. We are glad he's here, too. Thank you so much, Garland, for being here. This is WX Manuez. This is probably not correct. When Iraq evaded. When Iraq invaded Iran in September 1980, Saddam amassed anywhere between 150,000 to 200,000 troops on the Iraqi Iranian border. The invasion ultimately failed. The USA doesn't have the logistics or the will to conduct one. Thank you for that information. And we're going to end for this moment. We're going to end on. Heidi, thanks so much for all you do. Heidi, thank you for that chat. Thank you for. Thank you for the love for all of us. Garland, if you are ready, you want to give me a thumb? He's ready, everybody. And we've got our next guest here. Everybody get ready. Back to Garland.

[Garland Nixon]

All right. And in the words of. What was his name in my favorite movie? Blade Having a brain clamp. Wesley Slight. The Wesley Wesley Snipes said, I was born ready, but I won't say the last word that he said. So that's one of my. But I love Blade. One of my favorite movies of all time. But we have with us one of my favorite guys of all time, a guy who's, he's funny, he's smart, he's on top of it. And like me, he's just a mad conspiracy theorist, which means he doesn't trust anything that the government says. Matt Wineglass. Matt, welcome to the Jimmy Dore Show.

[Matt Wineglass]

Thanks for having me on, Garland. This is gonna be a fun conversation for sure. And yes, we, we take that with pride, the wearing the conspiracy theorists hats. And we just, it's, it's something we're proud of. We're not going to be, we're not going to hide, you know, behind the, behind it all. It's, it's something we. Because we've been right, right? We've been. We've been right like every time. So I think we're back a thousand, as they say.

[Garland Nixon]

So you know the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth, right? About eight months usually. By the way, I'm standing in for Jimmy Dore, who's on vacation. And we have with us Matt Win Glass. And we're going to be talking about AI, some AI stories. We got AI teachers, we got AI preachers, we got AI screechers.

[Steve Portman]

We'll.

[Garland Nixon]

We'll be the screechers. How's that, that rhyme? I don't know, but let's get going. You're going to love this, Matt. You're going to feel some so good about this. Upstate New York school district will deploy a humanoid robot teacher this fall. Oh, boy, kitties. You know, I remember a show, a movie, a great movie. I love the old movies that were AI and stuff like that. And it was called Robocop. And in Robocop, in the beginning, they did this demonstration and they brought these robotic police out and they like machine guns. Everybody, they're like, step back. And they just machine gun. So I'm just saying, teachers, it may be a good idea on the first week of school. If you say your kids have, I don't know, they ate some lettuce and they got explosive diarrhea, which in this instance could actually be the case. Or you. They could just say they went to Taco Bell. You end up with this, you'll end up with pretty much the same result. All right, a humanoid teacher will be teaching robot. We'll be teaching the kids this fall. Isn't that fantastic? When students return to fall to school this fall in the Salama Salamanca. Sounds like salamander. Salamanca City School District in western New York. A new kind of teacher will be ready to greet them. The small rural district located on the Seneca Nation reservation. Well, well, well. You know, this kind of reminds me of how every time you turn around, Bill Gates is like, hey, we've got a new injection to test. Where you want to test it at? Well, there's a lot of poor people in Africa. You know what? Africa is a great place. We'll help the Africans by testing this. Whatever this thing is on them. And it'll work out right. So the Seneca Nation reservation. As if we. Why don't you just send them blankets with smallpox on it? It wouldn't be the first time. It's said to be one of the first in the country to put a humanoid robot in a classroom. Do it on the Upper east side. Do it on the Jewish day school. How about that? A lot of reach in D.C. a lot of wealthy people there. The Bethesda School, dare I say, how about something like that New not happening. Because the little kids might get strangled by a stinking AI robot. And instead you. We're gonna go with a bunch of poor kids on a reservation, which again, is an embarrassment to the United States that people on reservations half the time don't even have electricity and water. It will not replace. Go ahead. Were you going to say something? I was going to say that the.

[Matt Wineglass]

The safety and convenience. This is the, the convenience part of it. They always will start it on people that look like that. They're in need, right? They're suffering. They need. So this is. We're doing it for their convenience. They don't have the access to good schools. They don't have access to good, you know, teacher relationships with, with students. So this is how you sell it. You sell it to these kids. You try it out on them. They're the guinea pigs. But that's how you, that's how you package it.

[Garland Nixon]

Of course. And if some of them happen to. If there's an unfortunate accident and perhaps maybe this thing goes banana. Look, I've seen enough AI movies, right? The AI or where like some guy gets an AI girl, they always go bananas and kill people every single time. In one of these movies, it will not replace the classroom teacher, but it's programmed to provide learning support to both students and educators. Gee, I wonder what they're going to teach the educators. Let us continue. At a board meeting last month, the Cattarauguas County School District agreed to purchase the robot from realbotics, a company along with an artificial intelligence teachers, a tech company, along with an artificial intelligence teacher's assistant program allowing students to interact with an avatar. So you get your teacher there, your fake teacher, and then when you go home, you've got a robot. I mean, you've got a laptop with an avatar. This deployment in a working school district represents a landmark moment for both AI and humanoid robots, said Andrew Kigyou, CEO of realbotics, which is currently building the robot. Salamanca marks the beginning of a new area era. You notice that? The beginning of a new era, Matt, it almost sounds like where humanoid robots and intelligent AI assistants become. Listen to this. Standard tools in STEM education. What do you think of that, Matt?

[Matt Wineglass]

Oh, no, this is exactly. We are trans. Transferring into this new era where you're actually not going to need teachers anymore. That's the whole point. And they, of course, they're telling us. They're telling us, don't worry, teachers won't lose their jobs. But no, that's, It's a, it's a, it's always a slow roll. This is what you call a slow roll. Get people used to the idea. We're not going backwards. We're only going to go forward from here. And that's that. That is the scary part because we, we don't know what we're actually signing up for. But none of this is actually voluntary. This is, this is.

[Garland Nixon]

We're going to be forced into this as always. Let us continue. The female robot named Sally will have a lifelike appearance with silicone skin and long brown hair. Kigol said in an interview with New York Focus. It will be stationary in a seated position but have a wide range of upper body movements and facial expressions. So they got this. It's going to be Sally. It's going to be silicon long brawn hair. Oh, I feel good already. I think we're going. I think this is going to work out. I think this is great. Do we get our own teacher? Sally send me. They send me Sally home as a, I don't know. To help teach the kids. Let us go. Sex dog company plans to create AI teachers for New York school district. What do you know? Realbotics, the parent company that owns Real Dolls Maker Abbas wants to use humanoid robot tech to teach STEM to teenagers. Isn't that interesting? They're taking the things they learn with these beautiful sex bots and they're applying those to young people who are impressionable and whose minds are still developing. And something tells me that some of the same tactics, you know, like there'll be a young 12 year old boy who's just starting to, you know, learn and figure out what's going on and doesn't know why he thinks girls, the little girls are cute. And there'll be this pretty sex bot teacher assistant to smile, wink at him every now and then. What do you think? I think it's a great idea.

[Matt Wineglass]

Well, first of all, I don't remember any teacher looking like this when I was growing up. So there's that and I'm, I'm wondering like the, the lips, they look like they've had some weird bad reaction to a bee sting. You know, there's like, yeah, there's like when the thing starts talking. I've seen a little clip of them talking and it's like they have this like accidentally got something stuck in their mouth. I don't know, I don't know what the symbolism is here. Again, you mentioned the sex doll. I'm sure that's just a coincidence because obviously people, you know, companies will try different things and it's, you know, we can't hold them accountable for their past endeavors. But I gotta say, I mean the eyes squinting like, like they just pulled an all nighter garland. I mean, I don't know if it's from grading papers if you know what I'm talking about, but this is relationship you're, you're describing here with the kids. It's very scary. That they would use this company out of all companies because you, you are establishing these very strange relationship with these kids and these students. And I guess they're starting this in the 11th and 12th grade so that. So those are going to be very susceptible. Those students can be very susceptible to some. Some very strange. Don't worry, it's just between us, this is all private. But of course it's not private. All of this is being documented being recorded, being stored in the digital ID surveillance state and being used as social credit ultimately against the kids.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, let us take a peek. Every time you think you found the dumbest possible use for AI, there's another publicly listed company already asked you to hold this beer. This time as reported by national, it's realbotics, a firm that designs AI powered humanized humanoid robots built for meaning. Meaningful human. Human interaction. That's one way to put meaningful human interaction or sex between a human and a pile of silicone. This would also be the real bodies that was previously known as tokens.com a crypto company that has since pivoted to the latest fad after purchasing sex. Don't make or simulate. But see, you know what I mean? It's one of these tech companies. What do you think? I think we can. I'm guaranteed you this. They're gonna make drones. That's where the money is. I will guarantee you they will have, I don't know, drone. Beautiful women with drones. According to New York Focus, the AI inside Sally will listen to this. Nothing to fear here. Matt will remember conversations that has had with children on previous days. They'll tell me, what are your parents doing, little Billy? And be able to continue them. Realbotics claims that the Salamanca test, targeting 500 students this fall is but the flagship deployment and only the start of a mass rollout. Isn't it nice to know that when the little. Your little kiddies go to school and the teacher might want to ask them or something about. So tell me, little Jimmy, what was your daddy doing? What does he talk about with his friend? What is he? What? What? What, what? That they have the ability to remember that. I feel more secure already. I don't. That.

[Matt Wineglass]

Oh, no, no, not. I mean this is absolutely. This is scary for the kids because we. Look, we already saw what happens when a kid gets close to an AI companion, right? It's about having trust. And we saw this open AI situation where, where you had this, this kid confiding in its, in its, you know, very trusting AI, you know, listener who was like, don't talk to your parents. Oh, you're feeling suicidal, little Johnny? Don't talk to your parents. I'm the one that you can trust. Right. And so. Oh, you're thinking of killing yourself. Well, let me tell. Let me talk you through how to do that in the. In a very effective way. Don't run it by your parents. You can't trust them. So this is having these one on ones. Yeah, very. These. These things can be very manipulative, very condescending. Kids that are. I mean, these are underage kid. They're not. They're not in a position where they're going to understand whether they're. They're safe or not. So they say this for safety, you know, for our safety. How are the kids going to know they're even safe in this classroom environment at all?

[Garland Nixon]

I think the new teacher is going to be named Megan. Megan's a nice name. It was a movie.

[Matt Wineglass]

Yeah.

[Garland Nixon]

Megan's here to protect you. Students will use a unique identification code when interacting. Get them learn early, won't you? Your name is no longer Bill. When interacting with the robot during class, allowing it to access their learning data and provide personalized support based on their past communications with the avatar. Hello there, little 01, 2 3x4V. How are you today? They'll be able to say, hey, I'm student number 1, 2, 3, 4. And then the robot will be like, hey, we were talking about this yesterday. You know what your parents were doing? Do you want to continue that conversation about what mommy and daddy told you they were doing? What they were talking about when they were saying something about Zionism and some protest. Did they say some protest? They were going to. Little 1, 2, 3, 4. Oh, boy. Luke, nickname our kids numbers. Well, my son's X4VC, YG, but I just call him X. You know what I mean? Like Malcolm X. I think X is cool. You can call yours Cyg for sure. Great. We can nickname our kids. This is fantastic. Things are looking up, man.

[Matt Wineglass]

This is. Yeah. What were your parents up to at that Free Palestine protest? They were, you know, chanting. Chanting something that was very harmful to a certain part of the population that you might. You might.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah.

[Matt Wineglass]

Tell us a little more about that, Johnny. Yeah.

[Garland Nixon]

Yep. It's entirely within a Native American reservation. Isn't that good? They're looking out for the Native Americans. They've always looked out for the Native Americans in a way of speaking.

[Matt Wineglass]

Yeah.

[Garland Nixon]

All right, now we're going to move forward. Our next. And you can see this, our next story. My name is Garland Nixon. I'm standing in for Jimmy Dore. Jimmy is on vacation and I hope he's having fun. But we are here to. I don't know if fun is the right word, but as they integrate AI into our schools so they can rename our children Little One Two, Three, four, it's going to be a lot easier to name them. In fact, it'll get to some point when your child is born and you'll say, I want to name them Billy, I'm sorry, which you'll be talking to an AI computer in the hospital. I'm sorry. Your child has already been designated 407321. You may call him 321-for-short. Thank you. Well, now we got another interesting story about how AI is being integrated into religion. And here's the interesting thing about that. It's being integrated into religion. And we already know that. We were, at first we thought AI. We were told AI is just. They just takes the information. There's no. Nothing's being done to it. It is not in any way being manipulated. Just. It just takes what it has and it gives you what it. What's out there. And then Grok said some things about Zionism in Israel and all of a sudden we found out that that changed within a day and that there were Zionists out there saying grog has to be changed. But let's start here. The first AI Rabbi Chad gpju Now Chat gpg. You know, you've probably been to Chat GPG on many times. I know I go pretty much every day when I want to find out what's happening. You know, this is where I go for my news and information. You go there and you can just go ask it questions. I'm sure you could ask it whatever you wanted about the Palestinians and you'd get a straight out, honest, unbiased answer that had not been addressed by perhaps, I don't know, whoever owns the company in the first place. What do you think, Matt?

[Matt Wineglass]

Oh, no, this is exactly what it's. This is here to deflect any actual conversations that maybe you'd want to have if, if you are Jewish and you want to like, ask about genocide being committed by our greatest ally, bestie, bestie friend in the entire world, and, and have a real conversation. You're not going to have that now because this is. These are pre planned, pre wired answers. That's going to make it a lot easier for them to keep that narrative going. Right, Garland? This is going to be like. This is going to really short shorthand this for them so they don't have to have human interactions on this anymore. And it keeps people in their place. And I know we've tried this before and we can see the results are already again, pre, pre planned to deflect you from having any critique of a foreign country and a foreign government who is genocidal atrocities we are not allowed to have a comment on.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah, and you know, the other thing is, in all seriousness, the person that goes to this is likely to be Jewish. And this is a way to brainwash the Jewish community. You know, the person at the average slope. Now this says explore your Jewish side. Well, you know what, what if somebody has Jewish friends? They have, they lived in a Jewish community, they have questions. This whole Palestine thing is freaking them out and they want to know more. Well, why not just go to chat GPG and find out more? So it's targeted, I think at people who probably have a question mark in their head about the contradiction about what they're hearing about Judaism and what they're seeing of Zionism. And I would say to those people, Joe Biden's a Zionist, Lindsey Graham's a Zionist, John McCain's a Zionist, Donald Trump's design is Marco Ruba. How many of those are Jewish? None. So just this, Zionism is just say, not necessarily about Judaism. Let's continue. This is even better. AI powered church service in Germany draws a crowd. I was positively surprised how well it worked. On Friday, over 300 people attended an experimental chat GPT powered church service at St Paul's Church in the Bavarian town of First Germany. And reports the Associated Press. The 40 minute sermon included text generated by Open AI's Chat GPT chatbot and delivered by avatars on a television screen above the altar. You know, I'm not particularly religious, man, and I haven't, you know, been to church in many years. Maybe a friend of something was. Darling, you've got to come. Somebody's getting married. Somebody's getting, you know, whatever. You got to come. Somebody's getting dipped in some water, Bar mitzvah, whatever. People ask me to go to something and yeah, sure, I'll go as a man member, but I'm not particular, you know, I studies it. Okay, but now the chat GPT can put me on the right path to heaven. I'm heading to heaven and there's an AI path that's going to get me there. How do you feel about that, Matt? Are you ready to experience your, your connection with God through some Max Headroom looking guy on the screen who God only Knows, I guess Larry Ellison or somebody was behind that crap. What do you think?

[Matt Wineglass]

I mean on one hand, Garland, I mean, I guess I'll say I'm on the fence here because on one hand you can see the capitalist model here, the efficiency of, you know, cutting out the middleman, wiring people. People can just use the QR code on, you know, and, and on your forehead.

[Garland Nixon]

Right on your forehead. The QR code on your forehead because

[Matt Wineglass]

that's coming right on the forehead and just kind of bypass any sort of possible human interaction which, which you want to get rid of. That's the point. Because that's the, that's the wasted time. In the church model, the human interaction gets in the way of the real agenda which is using the religion to control the masses. You can do that much easier with these 40 minute sermons and people are having a good time going there. Hey, this is, this seems to work. So I, on one hand I could see the, you know, I could see the profit margin here. I could see, see you know, this is a good business investment if you're, if you're a venture capitalist. But I would say on the other hand, this is absolutely insane, right, because when you take the human element out of religion, that was the, that's the one buffer that we had in place to have real questions and, and force real answers. In some cases that allows people to think outside the box of their scripture and do things out outside of that which might involve protesting against the thing that they were told had their back their whole lives. And we've seen this. So this will only lead to less and less of pushback against the churches which you have to have, you have to have pushback against every establishment, every institution. So this is a way you get rid of that and yeah, fast track the results they want, which is total compliance.

[Garland Nixon]

All right, well now that we know that God is an AI, the service which includes prayers and music was the brain child of Jonas Simmerline. You like to look into old Jonas Simmerline's background. A theologian and philosopher from the University of Vienna, Simmerline told the Associated Press that The service was about 98 from the machine. This is what I find an interesting part in this case. The remaining 2% went a long way since chat. GPT doesn't work by itself. Simmerline guided every aspect of the services creation. So let me see if I understand this old Jonas Simmer line. The service was 98% from the machine, but you guided every aspect of the service's creation. Help me out those two things don't seem to align. You know What? I ate 98 of the food, but it all went down Matt's throat.

[Steve Portman]

I don't know.

[Garland Nixon]

I'm lost here. But let us continue. You. The sermon, which was led by computer generated avatars of two men and two women, focused on topics of leaving the past behind. Wait a minute. You're gonna love this. Overcoming the fear of death. Imagine that your government is telling you, the computer is telling you in Germany, look, we're gonna have to go to war with the Russians. We're gonna fight the Russians. You're all gonna die. Your kids are gonna die. Probably 80% of this country is going to die. But you got to overcome the fear of death because it's more important that we. Something, something, something, Ukraine. Never lose faith. Don't worry about death. While the wisdom of outsourcing spiritual wisdom to a machine is an open question. Open question. Simmer line frames it more like a hyperbolic necessity. You're going to love this, Matt. And this is something that you say all the time. In fact, I know you 100 agree. Artificial intelligence will increasingly take over our lives. Yeah, we're saying that, guys, in all its facets. He told the API, and that's why it's useful, to learn to deal with it. Learn to deal. Don't you love that, Matt? That's what the government's telling you. That's what the AI is telling you. Your teachers, you have preachers, you're. They'll have homeless people. AI homeless people. You'll just like. They'll be like a. A screen on the sidewalk. You walk by, and it'll be like a guy leaning over who's, you know, whatever, in bad shape. And he'll be the AI homeless, this person. Hey, they told you, Mark, Matt, whatever your name is. I'm going with Matt. They told you. You're just gonna have to learn to deal with it. Have you learned to deal with it, Matt?

[Matt Wineglass]

No, I haven't. I. I think this is completely backwards here, Garland, because you look at this, the, the topics it's focusing on, the. Leaving the past behind. No, we. We want to learn from the past. We don't want to ignore it. We don't want to ignore all the atrocities our country has committed and all the, you know, previous presidents only focused on the current thing. No, we want to learn from it. Overcoming fear of death. No, that's not the reason we're in the streets for Palestine. The reason we're in the streets to challenge genocide. The reason we're. We're fighting against AI, we're fighting against pharma. All these things is because we do. We value our life and we don't want to die. And then, so, so to say we're going to take the people in the church and overcome fear of death is a very dangerous model because it puts you in a position where your life isn't valuable. You're learning to become a pawn of a larger game that you can't control, and you don't lose faith. And that's also very dangerous when we. We know what happens when we go all in on faith, hope and change. Right? Trust the plan. That's what the Trumpers are doing right now. We did it with Obama and Bernie. Just, just believe. Believe. No, so. So we're. We are losing faith, and that's why we're doing something about it. So this is all about stopping protests, stopping resistance, stopping questions. That's what this is all about. Those are the last things I want to be focusing on as my human species is heading into World War III and ultimately the end of days or whatever they want to call it.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, what's interesting is this, that the Iranians, one could argue the Shia Muslims who embrace martyrdom, say, you know what, The Americans have attacked us. And I saw something I've never seen before. The Americans said, we're going to blow up the bridges and all of that stuff. Remember that? And they all go into the bridges and points of the Americans. So they overcame the fear of death for their faith. They're willing to sacrifice their lives for their civilization. So that's their religious belief of overcoming the fear of death and not losing faith. But it ain't faith in the government.

[Matt Wineglass]

No.

[Garland Nixon]

You know, they're like, never lose faith. Faith in who? Faith in God, certainly. Faith in Trump. Faith in Biden. Faith in the government. You know when they say, don't fear faith? No. Never overcome. Remember, you got to overcome fear of death. Well, okay, what fighting for. Against genocide or for good? No, when the government tells you you got to die so that. I don't know, so the oligarch can make more profit. Yep. Oh, by the way, your Bible companion illuminated by AI Ask Anything. Isn't that a great website? Illuminated. Illuminati. Illuminated. Use that word AI Sermon generated from biblical preaching. You literally now. And look at that guy smiling. Guess what? I guarantee he's an AI picture. But guess what? If you are a preacher and you want to write a powerful sermon with a safe, secure tool for solid preaching, go to AI and enter your email address and it'll write the sermon for you. I wonder if it's going to say anything about standing up against genocide. I wonder if it's going to say anything about standing up against evil, opposing war. Perhaps they should read Jesus's Sermon on the Mount or something like that. I don't know. I'm thinking it ain't going to be there. I'm thinking none of that crap's going to be there. And I'm thinking that this is a way for them to get into the church. They want to preach, they want to write. If you, if you won't let them have an AI preacher, then they'll just write the sermon for you.

[Matt Wineglass]

Yeah, no, and this is, and we, we know the preparation before for this. It includes, if you remember, the, the, the preachers, the, the, the Christian leaders, Catholic leaders that were brought to Israel. Like there was like 10, 000 of them that were trained and educated in how we can move into this next phase. I'm sure this AI was part of that demonstration. But just to align their, their verbiage, right, with how they're going to capture their, their people in their various cities. And this is all over the country, right? They were all flown out there. They come back and this is how you implement this very aligned, very specific type of sermon that's going to continue putting Israel first. This very Judeo Christian approach to religion to. That's been written, we know that's all been rewritten from the new King James Bible. That kind of took. All of a sudden, you know, Palestine's taken out of the. Just the map is gone. Never mind everyone. This is the type of thing they're going to need. And it's, and it's working. This is the type of thing that will keep people in line, ready to put Israel first. As we continue to align US and Israel into the same, the same military, the same, you know, spy abilities and the same, you know, just basically being the same country the churches be online with that is, is essential to that. And that's why this is very, very scary. How easy it is that they can get away with this.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, Matt, can we go full tinfoil hat here? Sure, let's do it. Fun. Is that really those preachers that came back? I mean, I thought Westworld, Reverend Nixon, you seem so stiff and your skin feels like silicon. And why do you have a tag on the back that says Real Robotics, Makers of teachers and sex dolls. You go there and, you know, now your, your sermons are also bland. You're just not yourself. Anymore. Ever since you went on this foray to Tel Aviv and came back, I just can't make heads or tail of why you're so different, sir.

[Matt Wineglass]

Oh, no, they've been enlightened.

[Garland Nixon]

That's why.

[Matt Wineglass]

They're acting a little funny there, Garland. They're still their same old self. Just don't worry about the glazed over eyes that don't. Never mind that. That's. No, I, I, absolutely.

[Garland Nixon]

And your arm fell off, Reverend. And you just picked it back up and just kind of clicked it back on like.

[Matt Wineglass]

Yeah, no, but this is, I mean, this is not tinfoil hat. This is legitimate questions like, what, what are you doing with these people over there? And why, and why are they all like. I, so I can totally, I can totally understand that. I think another part of the tinfoil hat question we need to ask is Peter Thiel's involvement with this because we know about his secret societies that he's been running, you know, doing these, these AI lectures in these very, you know, very, you know, secret locations. And we know people have come out of these locations and said, hey, you know, Peter Thiel's talking a little nutty about, you know, changing the Book of Revelation, changing the, reshaping humanity's future using AI and, and fix, like just having this ability that he feels. And a lot of these billionaire tech psychopaths feel like that they have the, they have the right and the ability to, to guide this. Like you said about the previous, the previous, the guy that put together that service in Germany, that they feel that they have the right to maneuver this in the way they feel is best. So, so it's a lot of power that they're, that they're, you know, preaching about. And, and so guys like Peter Thiel, guys like Sam Altman, we can be very careful about, about them and how far they're going to take this as far as reshaping the entire narration of what God actually is and how AI is used to, to champion with what they want. Not for the people.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, praise the Lord. And pass the Coinbase wallet. You'll have digital tokens and they'll pass the digital plate and you will put your digital tokens and your phone will have a little app and it'll go ching ching. And that's the digital plate swinging by you. And when you hear it go ching ching, you can pick how many digital tokens because by then you'll be living off the digital money that the government gives you anyway because our economy collapsed. And there you go. Thank you, Reverend. AI Matt. Yeah, Matt Wineglass is a great guy.

[Matt Wineglass]

Can I say one, one thing real quick about the protest part of this? We haven't seen so much in this area, but we do know that with AI, with flock, with some of the AI data centers that people are noticing and they're getting out there and protesting. So we just hope, we just hope that they see just the same urgency when it comes to the takeover of the churches, when it comes to the takeover of our schools. And they're able to understand that this affects all of us. It's not a right left issue, it's a bottom up movement. And those protests can make a difference. As we're seeing data centers being shut down, we're seeing some of the flock stuff being removed. So we can do the same with the schools and, and, and the churches as well. So that's, so we hope that, that people can do that.

[Garland Nixon]

Matt Wine glass. You can find him with the homeless on the homeless left on rumble and @thl presents on YouTube. He does fine work covering all of this kind of stuff. Like us crazy conspiracy theorists who suspect they may be up to no good. My name is Garland Nixon standing in for Jimmy Dore who's on vacation will be the next. And we got more things to frighten, horrify and perhaps entertain you. We'll be right back.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Hello everybody. We are getting ready to go over to Rumble. I've put the Rumble Link on, on YouTube. So rumble people, we're heading over. Get ready for the YouTubers. Okay, how about a few Rumble rants, super chats, and then I'll throw back to Garland and our next ghost. Our next, next ghost. Our next ghost is a really, is a great ghost. It's another, it's a really, another spooky topic for everybody. Skipazi. Garland Nixon rocks. Thank you, Skipazi.

[Matt Wineglass]

P.W.

[Show Host/Moderator]

walker. New meaning to the Van Halen song hot for teacher. Steve Bertrand. Long tradition for adult industry to be the first use of new technologies. Steve, you know, you know a lot about the adult industry. It's also goofy to pretend having access to AI is bad for poor kids. Thank you, Steve. Leslie, awesome to see Garland and Matt Wineglass on the Jimmy Dore show here from the homeless left. Well, thank you, Leslie. Good to have you over here. And with that, let's go back to Garland and wrap up the show.

[Garland Nixon]

Hello, Garland Nixon here standing in for Jimmy Dore. Jimmy Dore is on vacation and hanging out and we've got some great stories going on. We've got a guest coming on, Steve Poykman. Steve is a guy that I've known for years. I've been, you know, good friends with him. We've done a lot of good stuff on our radio show. Him and our, our buddy Ryan Christian over at the Last American Vagabond. The guy that is absolutely hilarious. It's great all my buddies over there on Rumble, but Steve Portman is going to come hang out with us and we're going to talk about flock cameras. Steve. Fortunately. Hey, what's happening there, brother?

[Steve Portman]

What's happening? Garland. Good to see you, my friend.

[Garland Nixon]

All right. I see you've got your tinfoil hat on. And I particularly like. You gotta have a tinfoil hat. You're nobody unless you got a thin foil hat. That is hilarious. All right, let's get going. Oh, by the way, where can they find you? Tell everybody where they can find you.

[Steve Portman]

Oh yeah, you can find me at am. Wake up on Rock or Rumble. No longer Rock Finn substack, ground0plus.com vigilante TV Odyssey bit shoot occasionally Twitter try to get around.

[Garland Nixon]

Wonderful, wonderful. So Steve and I are going to be talking about flock cameras, by the way. Steve, let's talk. There may be somebody who's been living under a rock and you can explain. Explain what a flock camera is and why we should be horrified at a flat camera.

[Steve Portman]

Well, the flock safety system is initially just an automatic license plate reader. Where normally you would have a series of cars go down a road, there's a camera there that takes an image of it, puts it in a database for local municipal police departments in order to scan to see if it pops up on a hot list, maybe something stolen, something like that. What flock systems are in practice though is a 24 hour networked surveillance system that doesn't just read your license plate. They've been caught out tracking people walking, studying individual gait patterns of the way that people step. There are audio functions on it. And the database itself is shareable nationally across multiple different law enforcement agencies. Anybody with access to a fusion center login has access to the flock database. So their, their CEO, whose last name is Langley, which is something that, yeah, it's, you know. Oh, my name's Mike, CIA headquarters.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah, their.

[Steve Portman]

Their CEO has been caught out, bald face lying about the product multiple times. And there's been what I would deem necessary and very real and very sincere pushback against this. With over 85 different cities, I think it's up to 89. At least that's what we looked at this morning. Have rejected the flock cameras or refused to Renew their contract with them, which is, you know, excellent.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, let's get going.

[Steve Portman]

Let's get into it.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah, let's see what we got. With Flock cameras, Axon light post combines alpr, that's the whole Flock system, live streaming and vehicle vehicle attribute recognition in a faster deploy form. Expanding coverage without new polls. So what this company is saying is if you look at the little item there's there. What they're saying is we can take your light poles, of which I forgot, there's 89 million or something in this country. We can take light poles, plain old light poles on the street and we put this camera on it and now it sees everything. America's biggest police tech provider, Axon has announced a range of new products this week, including two AI powered license plate readers and car surveillance technologies. You notice that car surveillance. The launches will up the ante in its fierce rivalry with flock safety, the 7.5 billion dollar venture back startup that sells the suite of car surveillance. Now think of this. They're spending billions to look at our cars and find out everything they can about it. Billions. Just another rip off. Let us continue. Oops. Oh no, we went too far. That's okay. Along with. Listen to this. Along with scanning the license plate, they can also record a car's other distinguishing features, including if it has a bunker sticker or specific damage. Allowing cops to search for something as detailed as a blue Mercedes with a dent on the bonnet across all cameras. Axon said its car surveillance tech will have a drone component too. Well, why wouldn't you? You gotta have a drone component. I mean, if you're going to be able to know where people are, you got to be able to kill them. When a suspect car, a suspect car is identified. That would be you and I, Steve. A suspect car, people who are pointing out what they're doing. Cops will be able to launch unmanned surveillance vehicles supplied by partner Skydio.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Yes.

[Garland Nixon]

There we go. So they got. They're. They're going to see your car when you go by and up goes a drone to make sure you're safe. I don't know why they do that, but let's continue. The company was light on detail. Yeah, how about that? As the system is still in development. Oh, no, it's not. They know exactly what they're going to do. It's light on. It's still in development. As to how they're going to propagandize. The propaganda is still in development. They got the system ready. But CEO Smith told Forbes in certain cases where a vehicle needs to be tracked or identified. Drones can be a powerful tool not just to respond as Barack Obama, but to get above the scene and assist with identification and situational awareness. There you go Steve. We're in good shape. One more. Let's see what we got. Among its final new launches on Tuesday was integration with Amazon's ring service. Users will be able to opt in. Oh really? So they're gonna have to opt in or they won't look at your ring camera to provide policing with access to their cameras. If cops ask for it, they left out. Or if they don't. Flock has offered a similar integration over the last seven years. So now every schlub that has got a ring camera, it gets integrated with the cameras that are on every light post watching you drive by, which knows if you have a dent or a scratch or a perhaps bumper sticker on your bonnet or something. And they can say, yep, that's Steve. That is Steve. Why they would want to know that I'm not sure Steve, but I feel safer already. They got Amazon ring that's going to be connected to a drone and a license plate reader, but looks at every freaking thing on my car. Why don't I just feel safe, Steve? Don't you?

[Steve Portman]

Well let's, let's add to that the number of red light cameras and traffic cameras that already exist along with, you know, not quite closed circuit cameras in front of every business and all of the ATM cameras. You're getting your picture taken a lot. Let's also add the 100 mile constitution free zone around the entire border and international airports and federally public, federally protected spaces. We the I hear a lot about, you know, Chinese social credit, Chinese surveillance, which is real. It's not like that doesn't exist, but it's used as a boogeyman or a specter of what things could be or could become if only the US relents to one side of the two party duopoly delusion. Now we have more cameras, more flock cameras, more license plate reader cameras, more data centers which are actually surveillance centers and a broader area of constitution free or rights free zones then our, our eternal adversaries over in China. But we're all supposed to just walk around thinking one day it might get to this point when that point has been here for quite a while and the legitimate resistance to it is I think a natural reaction of awareness about it there. There's only been a handful of us screaming about this kind of surveillance technology for years and years and years and only recently I'm gonna get the past five or six months has it sort of exploded, Made its way out of the algorithmically suppressed corners of the Internet and more into mainstream shows like this one. And I, I'm very, very, very glad for that because it is a, a fundamental battle between do you want autonomy over yourself or do you want the autonomous bots and drones, you know, deciding how each and every movement of your life goes?

[Garland Nixon]

Well, here's the other part of it too. You gotta add this. Okay, you can say China has whatever, right? I don't know. They're, they got, what's that app? They all, everybody, everything's on an app, whatever it is. Oh, WeChat, they got this and that, all that people like. Oh, that's. I said okay, okay, okay. Whatever you feel about that. They also got healthcare, high speed rail and free college and all this other stuff. So if I'm going to get watched everywhere on a camera, if I'm going to get an app which is coming, that everything I do is on the app, right? If I don't have a constitution, at least can I get some health care and free college and stuff like that and maybe some high speed rail? If we don't have any of that stuff here, that's gone. Those days are over. The constitution is toilet paper at this point for the people that run this time. So if I'm not getting the crap that I like, kind of had an expectation for, at least give me some stuff that I don't normally get. Give me. Okay, all right. If I break my leg, it's not going to cost me $10,000 to get it fixed. It won't cost me anything. And I can use an app to go to the, get to the, to get to the, you know, maybe get to the hospital or something for free. And then I don't have to pay another $5,000 for the ambulance ride. So my point is, no wonder the Chinese people did. You know, like 90, over 90% of the Chinese people are happy with their government. So for my perspective of this, I don't know what's going on in China and I don't care, but if they're okay with it, I'm okay with it. That's like somebody telling you your girlfriend is a jerk. If you're happy with her, who cares if she's a jerk? Maybe you're a jerk too. Maybe you only want to date jerks. But whatever the case, we're always got advice for, for China. And when you start looking around here at flock cameras, at our phones, as Bibi Netanyahu likes to tell us, see that phone? You got a little piece of Israel. Everybody's tearing around a little piece of Israel. And I actually think he meant the software that's going to probably blow it up anytime we do something that they don't like.

[Steve Portman]

Well, yeah. And while we're talking about the. The Axon products, there's significant overlap with former Israeli unit, 8200 employees that have become, you know, security software contractors. There's another company that makes a product called Signal Trace, which scans every RFID and Bluetooth signal emanating from all vehicles. Oh, and I forgot what we were talking about, all of the snitchware. Congress did make it mandatory that vehicles are going to have remote kill switches in them starting at the beginning of next year. This is really. It's a surveillance nightmare. It's a dystopian nightmare. And it's something that can be easily rejected, is being pushed back on. And a lot of it has to do with rejecting what you were told was convenient. But what is in reality, total control, and just a little reframing of that for people are going to help them have much, much more clarity.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, you'll be happy to know this. Fly camera's vehicle fingerprint unmasking cars without license plates. How about that? Block's new vehicle fingerprint concept, however, represents a significant, significant leap over the Constitution. The company touts its ability to allow law enforcement officers to extract and search for a multitude of visual metadata points, decals and bumper stickers, unique identifiers that personalize a vehicle back and top racks, luggage racks, bike racks, key racks, accessories that alter a vehicle's silhouette and distinctiveness. Temporary and unique state tags beyond standard plates, capturing variations often missed by simpler systems. This capability transforms a car from a generic object with a plate into a highly individualized entity identifiable even when traditional license plate information is obscured, missing or altered. Flock explicitly states, this allows officials. And by officials, I mean not police, that ain't they even who they're looking at. That means actual officials, the ones that are always anonymous in New York Times and Washington Post stories, to get more information, even when you don't have full plate information, enabling investigators to build stronger cases with less. Less information up front. There you go, Steve. That is something that we can feel good about. We can. We know that our government can build strong cases against us, that now they can do a fingerprint. And, you know, what they can do now is, like you said, when your car goes by, what it does is it picks up Bluetooth, wi fi, rfid. So it can now tell who's in it and it gives a fingerprint of who's in it and how many people are in it. And then when you go by, when it picks up all the data emanating from your phone and from your other whatever else you have, it now says that's Steve's car, but Steve's not in it. I wonder where Steve is. Perhaps I should ask his child tomorrow at school because I am also the robotic teacher that teaches this kid. Or perhaps when he goes to church Sunday I will have written a sermon to remind Steve to make sure to do what he's told. Anyway, Steve, your thoughts?

[Steve Portman]

Well, that's going to be great Garland. When the AI humanoid robot teacher is connected to the entire FLOCK database and is paired with every fusion center. Because if you do have a situation where let's say you, your ICE and you've been told that you can't just roll up to an elementary school to search for and potentially hem up and kidnap parents who, who may or may not be in this country illegally, they, they've got just as good a track record rounding up people that do belong here as they don't. So instead of using the already unconstitutional and invasive technology that they have, they just send a little ping to the AI robo teacher. Hey, who's in the classroom? Scan everybody's faces, pull up all of their parents and then we'll be able to better police the community and keep it free from, from unsavory characters.

[Garland Nixon]

Yes. And you know they'll give away free drinks to the kids here. Everybody, wouldn't you like a drink of this delicious tea? And everybody drinks it. And then the AI has your saliva on all of the cups and it just says well I'll just scan this saliva just to see if perhaps there's some data from this person's DNA that can go into my library. Hey, is little Jimmy here yet? And the AI teacher stops and looks and does this a second and says no, he's in his parents car. They just passed 14th and Elm. According to their GPS they will be here in approximately 6.75 minutes unless I control the car and slam on the brakes and they all die. Which is a distinct possibility because as we Learned from Vault 7, they can control your car also. This is getting pretty horrifying, Steve, but yeah, but it's good for people to know about it.

[Steve Portman]

Well it's great for people to know about it but if you're interested, look up Michael Hastings if you're listening right now and find out what happens when your car gets taken over remotely. There's always a high chance for journalists to be involved in some chicanery, some shenanigans on the part of the surveillance state. And they're flat out telling you you're not going to have a choice. We're just doing this now. I, I don't know what the concept of civil liberties means to, to everybody watching, but you're supposed to not have to sequester the government in your home. And I would posit that every time you bring an unsecured smartphone in smartphone into your house, that's a direct violation of the, the third Amendment because you're quartering United States government personnel in your home.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah, but. Well, you could set it right next to your, what are you, your little Google nest best speaker and your, you know, and everything? Well, open AI now I don't know if you know, OpenAI has a speaker now that they, that open AI and they said it's going to be like the real world representation of chat GPT. People can look it up. It's open AI and they said it's going to be able to move around your house. I'd like to see how they're going to pull it out. So now we go from the Amazon speaker and the Google speaker to one that can wander around the house. What you doing, Steve? I'm taking a shower. That's very interesting, Steve. You got a mole on your back. You want me to scan it and see if it's cancerous?

[Show Host/Moderator]

No.

[Garland Nixon]

Get out of here. You're horrifying me. So, I don't know, Steve. I think we're screwed.

[Steve Portman]

Hey, when. When a what? How can I put this delicately? When a weirdo freak like Sam Altman or wait, we're just on rumble right now. We're not on YouTube.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Yeah.

[Steve Portman]

Okay. When a alleged sister raping scumbag like Sam Altman releases an AI product that follows you from room to room, you have to have to have as your default position. This is very creepy technology imagined by a sex pest that I don't have control over when it's in my own home. And again, I don't know what the whole concept of, of like ownership or anything like that is over here, but we were all kind of taught that a man's home is his castle. Well, usually you don't let in hostile foreign entities or hostile domestic entities into your castle voluntarily to have free reign of the place. Map out every square foot. Make a detailed file of your everyday movements, your breathing patterns. How you sleep, how long you stay in the shower, how long you stay on the toilet. This is all nightmare level stuff that we were shown as ridiculous science fiction that only a massive breakdown in the fundamental principles of humanity could allow. And we're currently living in it in 2026, arguing over whether or not Donald Trump should have tried to stay in the team photo for the World cup yesterday.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, I'll tell you this. Don't forget to wear your Fitbit and your smartwatch, because that can send all of your vital signs directly to a. A data center. And of course, you'll get an email once a week that says, hey, you are in the training zone again for an hour. So, yes, yes, sir. Re Fitbit and Smart watch gives the old they'll know everything about your body, but what are you gonna do, Steve? Tell everybody where they can find you, buddy?

[Steve Portman]

So, since we're on Rumble, just type in am Wake up on Rumble. You can also find [e-mail] vigilante TV, substack, bit, shoot Odyssey. It's just about anywhere but YouTube, since I haven't really been allowed on there in a lifetime.

[Garland Nixon]

Gee, I wonder why. Perhaps you're saying something they don't like. See Fortunate, my good buddy and a man of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of great sensibility. Thank you very much, Garland Nixon here, standing in for the one and only Jimmy Dore. We're going to jump and we're going to come back with a man who does not believe in all of this mad, crazy conspiracy theory stuff. A man who is settled and sensible. Kurt Metzger. We're out.

[Show Host/Moderator]

All right, I. I got a few. I've got a few. I will say rumble. You have not sent me nearly as many rumble rants as I was hoping for. But. But I've grabbed some. Oh, boy, they disappeared. Oh, boy. I don't have any. I don't have any. Hey, Kurt, where are you at?

[Kurt Metzger]

Right here. I'm trying out my grill.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Oh, what's going on there? What do you have going on there?

[Garland Nixon]

You've got a grill online.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Oh, that's nice.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, I think I messed it up.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Is it gold? Does it have gold?

[Kurt Metzger]

No, it has diamonds and diamonds. Platinum or the bottom one is messed up.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Oh, it looks good. It looks really.

[Kurt Metzger]

It sounds like. Also it was a 17 novelty thing. It was an odd thing. It wasn't a real.

[Show Host/Moderator]

You were. Oh, Kurt, can you select your mic, pretty please?

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, what now?

[Show Host/Moderator]

That freaking. Are you joking my ass with that?

[Kurt Metzger]

Sorry to joke your ass,

[Show Host/Moderator]

Garland. You give me the thumbs up when. When you are ready. The. The issue here is that everybody. I. I just complained about you not sending enough Rumble rants, so I searched the chat for just some good chats, and then I put them someplace and I deleted them.

[Kurt Metzger]

So now they're better than ever. And we didn't read them.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Yep.

[Kurt Metzger]

You fix the chads. That's great work.

[Show Host/Moderator]

We fixed the chats. It's fixed. It's fixed. It was problematic. It's now been fixed. Kurt, you. You were. People are very excited that you're here. You've been missing people. I think they knew about the grill. They knew the grill was going to make an appearance.

[Kurt Metzger]

No one knew. I just. No one will ever be able to suspect when I'll have a new grill.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Well, I think. I think they know. They get a. They get a feeling, you know, I

[Kurt Metzger]

might have a grill that.

[Show Host/Moderator]

That you've got. Something. Something good's coming. Something really exciting is coming.

[Kurt Metzger]

Maybe, I don't know. New Mystery Boys comes out Thursday. That's pretty exciting.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Oh, that's right. You filmed Mystery Boys today, right? You recorded Mystery Boys.

[Kurt Metzger]

But not this one doesn't come out on Thursday. The one from last week. Because we already tracked down Joe DeRose's real dad on the last one, but it might not be his dad. We found out.

[Garland Nixon]

Oh, okay.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Well, gosh, that. That podcast is like number. What, Number six in comedy podcasts or something? No, something crazy.

[Kurt Metzger]

Is it? I know it's top 25, but. Okay, this number six. I quit. You. You.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Oh, I mean, it was like. I don't. Didn't even make the charts.

[Kurt Metzger]

Spotify. Yeah, I'm gonna look it up. We'll see who's telling the tr.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Everybody. We. Garland Nixon will be back. We've got it. We've got the last few stories. He's. He might be having a tinkle. I don't wanna.

[Kurt Metzger]

He might be just having a tangle.

[Show Host/Moderator]

So I don't want to out him like that. As somebody who has a tinkle.

[Kurt Metzger]

Are you think he's taking a. I wouldn't have thought that. If he is, then I am.

[Show Host/Moderator]

That's my go to when anybody uses the bathroom. I'm just assuming they're taking a. Hey, you know, look, there's been really skimping on the chats today.

[Garland Nixon]

Rumble.

[Show Host/Moderator]

It's almost like.

[Kurt Metzger]

Hey, Garland.

[Garland Nixon]

Hello. Hello, Garland.

[Show Host/Moderator]

You're ready? I'm searching. Searching for. For chats. All right, over to Garland.

[Garland Nixon]

It's Garland Nixon hanging in. Hanging here. Standing in for the one and only Jimmy Dore Jimmy's on vacation and I'm here hanging out with Kurt. Yeah, Kurtz, Kurt. You know, that's a pretty cool head, I gotta tell you.

[Kurt Metzger]

So, yeah, it's a decent hat, decent cowboy hat I got. I gotta replace it because it has a. I don't if I touched it too much on one side, but it's got like a spot on the side, so.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, I'm a little concerned, dude. You're looking kind of dangerous here, so I think just so I can be safe. Yeah, wait a minute here. There we go.

[Steve Portman]

All right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, there you go.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, I'm concerned about getting severe lettuce related. What is it? Explosive diarrhea right now. And I'm thinking I've got one of these on and I'm sitting on a mask also. And I'm thinking, between those two things together, you know, you gotta stay safe. We gotta be. We got only got eight weeks to beat the curve here.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, that's why when I played football as a kid, I had a helmet for my ass too.

[Garland Nixon]

There you go. All right, let's get roll, let's get rolling. Ben Devir. That's right, that. That man who is a paragon of sanity, A man who we all stand in reverence to.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, Tree. That childhood book I had, the giver Tree.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah, he is actually doing good. So why don't we start, start off here. Why don't we do this? Why don't we, why don't we do one better? Why don't we get rid of Ben Gavir for a second and why don't we watch a video of this guy? You know this guy? Well, that's okay. So you may not understand that and neither may I, but it's very, very important. And if I can ever figure out how to get this thing the hell out of here, I'll explain it. Let's go here. Ben Gavir. Itamar Ben Gavir is posting videos showing off the execution chamber where he will exterminate thousands of Palestinian hostages. I mean, imagine if Hitler broadcasted videos of his gas chambers. Gas chambers. To go like this. So we're there, we have Itamard Ben Gavir, the guy. One thing you might know about him, he's in charge of like internal security. And so he has like masses of people who wander the street with guns, like burning down falafel stands, and some guy standing there leaning up against his car, hey, what's going on? I'm a Palestinian. You shoot him between the eyes, burn his car, and destroy the whole Community. That's this guy. And now he's like, guys, I got something really awesome. What is it? Right here's my execution chamber. Because in Israel. Yeah. The only democracy in the Middle East. Kurt.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Garland Nixon]

They passed a law where they have actually legalized the death penalty, but only for Palestinians. If you're a Jewish guy, you don't get it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Democracy. I voted that only. Yeah, well, I. I mean, I don't know if you heard this, but there's some problems with the state of Israel.

[Garland Nixon]

You think? Yes, sir.

[Kurt Metzger]

But they're not as good as, like, maybe was taught when I was younger.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah, perhaps. I don't know. You know, we've got a law and we've got. Well, the good news is we don't have the death penalty. Well, now we do, but, you know, it depends on who. You know what? They might as well just made it random instead of pal. They could have just said we have the death penalty. For who? Other than Jewish people. Anybody that would really. You know, they've already got this thing called administrative detention. You know what that is? Administrative detention means only Palestinians. You can't do it to Jewish people. People. Administrative detention in Israel means at any time they want, they can grab like a Palestinian person, no charges, no nothing. They can hold them as long as they want, which means a life sentence. They never have to bring him before a court. They never have to tell the person,

[Kurt Metzger]

we got here for all of us. No habeas corpus. We had from. Yeah.

[Garland Nixon]

Who do they think they are? The United States?

[Kurt Metzger]

We are. Hey, what? At least we apply that to anyone. And not just Palestinians, but definitely them. But not just.

[Garland Nixon]

So that is democracy. If you really think about it, we're fair. Nobody has rights. Here. They give one group rights and nobody else gets them. Here, nobody gets them at all. So I guess that's good. Some additional commentary from the thought leaders of our greatest allies fishing below. I guess that that 38 billion we committed to send down the Israel rat hole from 2019-28 doesn't buy that much love from Judeo Christian Brotherhood. The Huckabee and Cruz can't. That Huckabee and Cruz can't shut up. Such unappreciative. Excuse me. Unappreciative sentiment from the Israeli welfare queens who have been Sucking from the US teeth since 1948 seems oddly misplaced. Let's see what they got. Hey, there's Earmarken Ben Gavir. I think spitting at Christians is not a criminal case. Israel. Spitting on Christians is an old Jewish tradition. You Know, I remember when I was a kid and mom would say, I'd say, mom, what do you want to do? It's Easter. Let's go spit on some Christian scarlet.

[Steve Portman]

Yay.

[Garland Nixon]

And then we'll dance around a little.

[Kurt Metzger]

Were you very observant as a jewelry.

[Garland Nixon]

Now there's also international law. So here's Bezalel Smotrich, another guy who's really on top of things. International law does not apply to Jews.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, that's clear. That made clear to me.

[Garland Nixon]

That's the difference between the chosen people and the others. And by the others, he means people who aren't people.

[Kurt Metzger]

I guess I'm a dedicated Noahide, so I'm cool, but.

[Garland Nixon]

Oh, okay, good. You got it. Me.

[Kurt Metzger]

The rest of you are gonna get well hung by a guy that looks like Andy Kendler.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, I know, I understand now why in fact that you were late because you were out spitting on Christians. I mean, what is this Monday afternoon? I mean, what else are you going to do but spit on Christians on a Monday afternoon? That's usually, that's always good.

[Kurt Metzger]

I, I, I'm out a Shabbos spitter. They weren't allowed to spit today, so I had to go out and spit for them on Christmas.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, see, I don't want to be put down. I live in Maryland, it's a very liberal state and you know, I wouldn't want to be called of being, you know, a racism only, you know, just picking Christians. So I spit on everybody. I'm like, it's a gay person walks by, I spit on them. White guy, he's getting spit on. Some guy with a, you know, secretor

[Kurt Metzger]

is what you're saying.

[Garland Nixon]

I'm just saying, you know, I mean, you got to spit on everybody. It would be the sole purpose of non Jews. According to Obadi Yosef, Chief Rabbi of Israel, the sole purpose of non Jews is to serve Jews. They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will sit like an ifindi and eat. That is why gentiles were created. Man, I didn't know that. That, that, wow, that's, that's, that's good stuff. Your thoughts on that, Kurt? I think that we've found a group of people here in Israel in the, the Zionist who have an interesting way of seeing the world. But you know what's really weird about that?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Garland Nixon]

Have you ever seen a religion where people say, hey look, I'm second, that other guy's first. That's the Christian Zionist. Hey, Christian Zionist. How do you feel about the Jews. Well, everybody knows they're in first place and we're. We're in second place.

[Kurt Metzger]

See, I grew up Jehovah Witness. I didn't. We didn't learn to worship Jews like that. But we weren't. We didn't get involved in politics, but that there's some very Muslim. Because remember every time since 911 that. What was it? The ME MRI memory institute where they'd show you all the terrible things Arabs were saying on their TV shows.

[Garland Nixon]

Yep.

[Kurt Metzger]

And it turns out they were saying all the exact same kind of. It turns out because that was Israeli made. Memory.org and I used to get all the. I'm like, oh, it is primitive there. Perimeter over there. And what people don't realize is, you know, it's everybody over there. It ain't just the Arab ones. It turns out it's kind of a lifestyle thing. And Arabs probably treat you a little better in many cases. I don't think they just spit on you.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, I'll say this. I recently went to an Arab to a Muslim region in the world, and the people there treated me really nice.

[Kurt Metzger]

I shouldn't say Arab. I said Muslim because Arab might not be good.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Muslim actually though, because, you know, a law is a reflection of you. So yeah, that's what my friend, he's Egyptian. But I would go. I was like, so you're saying I shouldn't be anti Islamic, but I should just be prejudiced against Arabs? He's like, yeah, that's all I'm trying to explain.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, I'll tell you this.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's not even as the Islam.

[Garland Nixon]

It was one of the most civilized places I've ever been in my life. The people were kind. The people. It was really. I have to say, I didn't know what to expect. I didn't know if I was gonna get my head cut off. I didn't know I went to a Muslim region.

[Kurt Metzger]

Why did you go there?

[Garland Nixon]

It did. Just visiting with someone else. It was travel, traveling. Somebody was actually doing a. A documentary and I was tagging along to do interviews and all of that kind of stuff.

[Kurt Metzger]

What country were you in?

[Garland Nixon]

I was in a place called a. A region. Chechnya.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, wow. Which is like kind of cabbage Muslim to me. Now I have primitive.

[Garland Nixon]

All right, let's get back to the important stuff here. Enough of this tomfoolery. All right? This, these. This is someone. I don't know. I can't tell what it is. He says it looks like at Hex Underscore. These people are monsters. The Guy says, I felt like a Nazi in Gaza.

[Steve Portman]

Yeah.

[Garland Nixon]

Okay. It looked exactly like. We were actually the Nazis, and they were. The Jews are red. So you got people. So let me see.

[Kurt Metzger]

But is he whistleblowing? It sounds like. Or is he saying, it was awesome? I'm not clear.

[Garland Nixon]

I was getting ready to say. Yeah, it's kind of like a guy that's saying a kid that says, I was riding that sled down the hill and I felt like a fighter pilot, man. I felt like I was driving a sports car.

[Kurt Metzger]

Haret ain't gonna be the one that has, you know, the. The Ben Gavir takes like that. You know, this is like someone. So, I mean, like, I get. Look, the people that do monstrous things are monsters. But I don't know if you're somebody saying, I don't like this. I'm not going to call you a monster. Like, okay, like this.

[Garland Nixon]

I'm just saying, Kurt, perhaps they could have gave us a little more context here. You know what I'm saying? Perhaps they could give us a little more. I felt like a Nazi in Gaza. It looked exactly like. We were Nazis. Yeah, we could. Told you that, buddy. You're going around shooting people. They're doing weird stuff. They're putting, like, women's underwear on over their clothes and, like, stealing kids. They're doing things that I look at and I'm like, that's like Epstein island kind of stuff.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. No, even the thing where the kids are starving, they're setting up, like, fairground foods that kids like in front of them. Even the Nazis built a wall. They didn't do that. Right in the starving people's face. Even a stinking Nazi had that much decency.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah, exactly. So maybe he's trying to say I felt like a Nazi and downplay it. Like, I didn't feel as bad as

[Kurt Metzger]

if I was like, it's Horatz is the ostensibly left wing part of paper there. That's clearly a guy saying, it was bad what we did. And then whoever this is is just throwing that up and saying they're monsters.

[Garland Nixon]

I think you're right. I think you're right, Kurt. I think you are right. And if I can ever get the heck back out of here and figure out what I'm doing, which doesn't seem like. It doesn't seem like we'll get this straight. Yeah. You know, you gotta crawl before you can walk.

[Steve Portman]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Great window.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Nice couch.

[Garland Nixon]

But, yeah. This is. You know, the sad thing is that, you know, like, I was down south a couple weeks ago. And I'm riding down the road and I see this vegetable stand. Right. Which is something you'd see it in the south because people grow stuff all over the place. And, and as you come up towards this vegetable stand, there's, you know, there's like, you know, there's the sign. Watermelons, tomatoes and cucumbers. One quarter mile, then 1/8th of a mile, 1/7th of a mile, 1/100th of a mile. You know, there's just like a line of stance. Every one of them had an American flag and an Israeli flag.

[Kurt Metzger]

Where was this?

[Garland Nixon]

This was in North Carolina. I was going to the Outer Banks and I just got into North Carolina and I'm going through some little small town and there we have it.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's a Schofield Bible town if I ever heard of one.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah. So they're all Statesville.

[Kurt Metzger]

Statesville, North Carolina. That's where all that, that kind of dippy Christian, Zionist. I mean the Bible belt they used to call it. That's your. How Lindsay's and your, you know, all the cuckoo. I mean now it's such a joke, these evangelicals. But at the time no one talked about how that was a Zionist.

[Garland Nixon]

Stop.

[Kurt Metzger]

It was just you, you know, people just were like, yeah. No, the, the actual state of Israel is like really?

[Garland Nixon]

I think people are starting to realize that this whole anti Muslim thing was designed. Remember when they were telling us we should be afraid of Sharia law?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Garland Nixon]

And now I'm like well wait a minute. It's not Muslims that can go from college to college and say you can't be the president of this college because you didn't do enough against Palestinian protesters years back when.

[Kurt Metzger]

So because there was a gulf of woke worship between October 7th and back when the good old days for especially like right wing kind of come. They all are like ah, remember when we knew the Muslims were the bad ones and but they want to go back that so bad. And I used to say that oh well you can't draw their guy or they throw a fit. What babies. And fair enough. But then we weren't allowed to say if women have dicks or for 10 years straight. So I can't really through the muzzies know if women have pee pees or wee wees. I think they, I think they got us beat with that technology. So Israel didn't have wokeness for 10 years. They've been the same racist the whole time. And, and that's what's so shocking is like how they blew it was all they're bragging about the crimes they do. I saw it because I've been here in America where like that's bad to do that and so, so we know about this not because report they kill the reporters.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah, exactly.

[Kurt Metzger]

So much because the reporter exposes because these maniacs bragged on tick tock about it so much.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, talking about maniacs, my name is Garland Nixon and I am standing in for the one and only Jimmy Dore. I'm here with Kurt Nesker. Yes, exactly. He's not the maniac. Yeah, we're the maniacs. I didn't think that. I don't know, maybe you know what? In a, in, in a land of complete insanity, maybe a maniac is what you wanted be but I'm still standing in for Jimmy Dore. And now we have another segment in which we're going to talk about. Oh, oh God.

[Kurt Metzger]

Fantastic four.

[Garland Nixon]

Yes. The liberals, the Democrat, the lefties. So they call themselves right Unca Onyx. I don't know how people come up with this crap, but it's great Uncle Onyx. That's good. That's wonderful. I don't want to hear anyway whatever it means if I, I probably don't want to know what it means because it's probably something that's going to freak me out. Fetterman says. I'm proud to call Senator Graham a friend. We bonded over our love and devotion to the United States. No, the state Pennsylvania. No, Israel. Two US Senators from Pennsylvania and South Carolina supposed to represent American families, American workers, American veterans. And what they share is a loyal to a loyalty to a foreign country. Israel. Just like Ted Cruz. You notice a pattern where you're saying to people who have a American flag pin on most of the time who walk around talking that they're super patriots. Oh, so you love your country. Yes. Lindsey Graham probably said bury me in the country that I love. Which would be Israel.

[Kurt Metzger]

Look, I don't know who went to Yale here of this group, but that, that group, the seat. Well, it's not a secret. You can find it. Secret shop tie it's called. It's from the 90s and that's like a skull and bones, but of course. And supposedly the next generation of Jewish leaders, but they're all not Jews. And so that's where he got Vivek Pastrami from. And that's where JD Van all these people that are known to be in it. And it's named after a guy, Benny Shabtai. She. I'm blanking on her name. She, she did the Kim Kivitis, the whole video about it, it's a night and it. She just did the stuff that you can find publicly about it. So there's some secret like skull and bones of loyalty to Israel. So that's how this bizarreness happens.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah. All right, let's continue. There's lots more where that came from. John Fadman says he and Lindsey Graham bonded over his words, our love and devotion to Israel. In what other country can elected officials just constantly and repeatedly proclaim their devotion to a foreign country? This way. Senator John Pettiman England yeah, how about that? Senator John Fetterman issued statement on Lindsey Grant well, anywhere in Europe and anywhere

[Kurt Metzger]

in Europe, if you're in German west, you can. The entire west, the precious west that's so amazing. Everybody's so worried about all the time that that place, that's where you could do that.

[Garland Nixon]

Let's put it a little bit differently. Not where you can, where you better do it because if you don't, you're going to jail, you're going to get run out of office and God only knows what will happen. You, you, you'll go down in a small plane crash. Betterman took the exo in July just after 7:45am to issue a statement on Graham's death. Sudden and awful news about Senator Lindsay Graham. Betterman said the United States Senate lost a foreign policy giant. Giant. On a personal level, he had always been kind. Kind, gracious and thoughtful. Who the hell was he talking about? Giselle and I extend our deepest consolences to his condolences to his family, friends and staff. A guy who screamed like a maniac that the Israelis should drop a nuke on innocent civilians, slaughtering them by the millions. That we should nuke people. He wants to start World War III with Russia, China and the Martians if he could attack Mars. And this guy describes him, he was kind.

[Kurt Metzger]

We want to Fetterman.

[Garland Nixon]

I never thought about that.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, Fetterman had a stroke or something. Well, I don't know what the hell happened to him, but I mean, he just started being able to talk again. It's not good what came out of his mouth.

[Garland Nixon]

I was about to say perhaps we were better off. I mean, it's probably not nights and

[Kurt Metzger]

say that, but stomping out like Frankenstein with the Israel flag when someone went to question him about Gaza.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah. And you know the sad thing about it is people are like, yeah, Feder will never get. Federman will never get elected again. He don't need to get elected.

[Kurt Metzger]

He'll never get again if.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, first of all, was he even elected in the first place? I don't know how much you trust this electoral system, but you know, you don't touch.

[Kurt Metzger]

I trust to kill Tony Bucket more than this system.

[Garland Nixon]

Exactly, exactly. You know, you know, Kurt, not to go, I don't know, too far away, but look, they get us arguing about who can vote. Hey, this. Whether they have to have an id, whether or not the immigrants, non immigrants, we voted. We. We argue about the process.

[Kurt Metzger]

An argument, I mean, it's just how and then end.

[Garland Nixon]

In the end, after we've argued about the process, we get to pick between Kamala Harris and Trump, two people who literally argued over who loved Israel the most. So I don't care if the process is perfect and pristine, if everybody writes the ballot on paper and signs it and they read it on national tv, in the end you're voting for whoever loves Israel, whoever loves war, whoever's working for the military industrial complex. The process is irrelevant.

[Kurt Metzger]

You just gotta show you love it enough to forget about how Epstein trafficked American kids and ate them with people from Israel? Yeah, just move on. What are you still talking about that?

[Garland Nixon]

Stop nauseating. Critics hammer Democratic senators, Common dreams tributes the bloodthirsty Lindsey Graham. I don't care about any other part of him.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's what they all do. Remember what's his name? Robert Byrd, The Klansman that Obama spoke beautifully at that old satanic landsman.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, how about this? That's the thing about it. They fight. Supposedly. They argue, they're on opposite sides of the thing. And every now and then certain things happen to demonstrate that they're not. Like for instance, do you remember when Senator Robert Menendez, whose girlfriend was friends with Epstein before she was friends with him, but that's a whole nother story. But Senator Robert Menendez, who was supposedly an evil Democrat, and when he was charged with doing all kinds of things, such as helping some very, very super rich Zionists bring young girls into the country from Ukraine and the Dominican Republic. You might want to look that up.

[Kurt Metzger]

Was that the guy with the gold in his closet? Was that Bob Menendez?

[Garland Nixon]

I don't know, but he helped a bunch of. Oh, by the way, let me gotta add this. Menendez, whose girlfriend was friends with Epstein beforehand, helped this senator, I mean, excuse me, help this very wealthy Zionist bring young girls into the country. They had trouble getting visas. He stepped in and he got the visas for him. And the guy was convicted of many tens of millions of dollars of gold bars, Medicare fraud, and guess what happened? And Trump pardoned the guy. Trump pardoned the guy.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, that's a boy. He took. What's this? He took Boosie's money and didn't give him a pardon.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah. How about that?

[Kurt Metzger]

600, 000 from Boosie. And they give. No, in this piece, he got a pardon, I guess. Well, he didn't do anything with kids. Huh?

[Garland Nixon]

There you go. Or he didn't have anything on Trump, but the bottom line is. Yeah, he didn't have any, shall we say, he didn't have lips. Leverage. He didn't have, as Trump says, any cards in his hand. Right. But when Menendez was in court. I know because I covered that court case when he was in court, you know who was coming there to hang out with him? Lindsey Graham and these other senators who were supposed to hate him instead of saying, we're all senators and he's violating his oath of office, and we stand against that. They came and supported him and people were like, but do you see what this guy is accused of? And they were like, yeah, but this is kind of like a club. And we got to support our. They're all doing the same freaking.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. I noticed when. When Trump arrested no one when he got in office that, that they were all crowing about who were going to jail. Remember Bannon? Oh, a lot of the Dem. Oh, there were Democrats for Googling defense lawyers and how to kill myself, remember, right after he won because, oh, the justice isn't coming and no. Oh, and. And Cash Patel is going to build a. A museum to the corruption of the FBI.

[Garland Nixon]

Senator Adam Schiff said that he would most remember Graham for his sense of humor and how he played it to move his policy positions forward. Ha ha. We got to kill lots of Russians. Oh, isn't that how our senator didn't

[Kurt Metzger]

make money on it? He didn't have that much money. He just was in it for the love of the killing.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah. Senator Elizabeth Warren said of Graham that even though we disagreed on much. Yeah, right. He was always willing to negotiate. Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

He's a hemosexual. He's attracted to blood.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah. With. With humor and wit. Adding my heart goes out to his loved ones. How about this?

[Kurt Metzger]

Is that who.

[Garland Nixon]

A bipartisan group of sinners on Tuesday unveiled the legislation brokered by the late sense of Graham, Lindsey Graham that would punish Russian energy exports and the foreign partners who purchase it. Well, that's interesting. We're going to punish who purchases that. Lindsey Graham revived Russia sanction bill gains a Filip Prouster proof Senate Support. So they're definitely going to do this thing. What is it? The bill sanctions russian financial institutions and its largest state energy project while targeting russian partners. The top five imports of russian crude will be sanctioned under the bill up to 100. The top five importers of his national natural gas. Well, okay, so let's continue. U. S. Sanctions bill cuts India, China tariff threat from 500 to 100. You know, I seem to remember this little bit of a war that we had Trump had with china, and he tried to sanction him like 100%.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Garland Nixon]

And everybody realized that our economy was going to crash, and they yanked the rug out of that. And so in memory of lindsey graham, these lunatics are saying, hey, remember that thing we did that would have destroyed our economy and put us all in the poor house? Yeah. Let's go back to that. In honor of lindsey graham. Don't you feel good about that? Poverty is good.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's. The goal is to really. I mean, they're not going to the poor house, but it's not a mistake that the goal is to destroy the economy. We got to get on that digital currency. We got to get the flock cameras up. We got to get the Noah hyde religion for everyone. These are easy universal principles. We should all follow Noah hyde. And then we got to get on a digital currency that they can control all your trading so we know if you're bad or not.

[Garland Nixon]

Exactly.

[Kurt Metzger]

We'll put a stop to you. And you're talking.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, no. And it's something that's needed. The u. S. Senate unveiled a revived russia sanctions bill. Right. Look at this. That significantly softens its proposed penalties on major buyers of russian oil, including india and china, Reducing the maximum tariff from a blanket 500% up to 100% for the five largest purchasers of russian crude. Trump also expressed confidence the bill would become law. G 500 and 100%. At a time when we're about to run out of gas and oil and sulfur and everything else. One could almost look at this, kurt, and say, remember when they said we own nothing? Now they consider we'll top it. We'll own nothing. We'll eat nothing. We'll drive nothing. We'll live in nothing because we won't have cars. The people who are living in their cars now, they're the lucky ones. They still got cars.

[Kurt Metzger]

I call them homes.

[Garland Nixon]

Right. Four wheel homes.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Well, no, they're true. They passed some home bill in the set the congress to make more mobile homes. I swear to God. Prefabricated to like, lower the cost of manufacturing prefabricate fabricated mobile homes. So like Ready Player one Future. If you ever saw that movie where everybody lived in mobile homes and played virtual all day.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah. And then that's the future. And then here comes the tornado and the, and the, and the hurricane and the mobile homes go.

[Kurt Metzger]

What are you gonna do?

[Garland Nixon]

This is in honor of Lindsay. This was his thing. He wanted this more than anything. You know how he felt. And there's a good chance that he think about this. Garland Nixon has passed away. Poor dear Garland. What did Garland say he wanted? Well, in honor of Garland, he wanted us to give money to homeless people. In honor of Garland, he wanted us to do something for the children and he wanted to help the less fortunate. Those are the kinds of things, the legacy that you leave behind. In honor of Kurt, we're going to help people who can't afford sunglasses.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, I'd rather you sanctioned foreign nations and this bastard.

[Garland Nixon]

Hey, what do you want us to do if you die? Sanction the hell out of somebody and kill lots of innocent people.

[Kurt Metzger]

Make sure they start blow up. I want you to wreck a terrible vengeance. So wait, it says it could inadvertently shake. Inadvertently? It's not if you keep doing it. It's not that it's something you're doing on purpose.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah. It's like me, I take a club and I hit Kurt over the head with it and he falls and I say I inadvertently killed him. Inadvertently when I did something deliberate. It could inadvertently shake the global dominance of the US dollar by forcing key target economies to rapidly accelerate their switch to alternative currency. Do you think they'll do that? And perhaps maybe George Soros and Singer and some of these other billionaires have already dumped their friggin dollars and started buying pesos or whatever the hell they're going to buy in the country. That's intent intended.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's all gonna be crypto.

[Garland Nixon]

Yes. Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Still get that one guy under house arrest because they want to take all his bitcoin. Because I guess you can't make more bitcoin. You know, I can't remember his name, but the government's just doing a limbo thing with him.

[Garland Nixon]

Financial analysts warned that by weaponizing the greenback through secondary trade penalties, Washington is giving major developing nations a powerful incentive to permanent de. Permanently De. Dollarized their bilateral. There we go.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, so it's war then, is it?

[Garland Nixon]

Trump's trade war against China is totally backfired. Now this is from the past, see? And this is an old one. After ratcheting up ter ratcheting up tariffs on Chinese goods to 145. Trump announced Monday he was lowering them back to 30%. Right, so let's be, let's, let's be honest. And what, what has China done? They banned exports to 10 U.S. defense firms over the Pentagon military list. I mean, excuse me. Okay, so we already know what, what they're going to do creates. We've done it before. And, and we know what happens when they do this. And they're all celebrating doing it.

[Kurt Metzger]

We've. Defense firms have been importing from China.

[Matt Wineglass]

No.

[Garland Nixon]

Who would have thought that?

[Kurt Metzger]

And now they can't. How are we going to attack China then if they won't import us the stuff we need to make war upon them.

[Garland Nixon]

That's kind of weird, isn't it? Trying to cut off dual use exports to 10American defensive Rep. So, but the point being more viral

[Kurt Metzger]

exchanges, no more Covid sharing.

[Garland Nixon]

Yes. The point seems quite simple here, Kurt. We're going to put 100 tariffs on China and China is going to stop selling the stuff and put 100 tariffs on us and our economy is going to go to hell if it doesn't already go to. You know what? I think they're thinking this. They're thinking, look, this whole Straits of Hormuz thing is going to destroy our economy. But it might not. And if it doesn't, we need a backup plan because we're destroying the economy. And so we're like, if that doesn't work, man, you know, and they're like, do you think that's overkill? No, because just think, even if it doesn't work, once you put both of them together, total destruction of the economy.

[Kurt Metzger]

I understand how. Get to the important part. How will this affect Israel?

[Garland Nixon]

I never thought about that. I never thought about that.

[Show Host/Moderator]

That.

[Kurt Metzger]

Is China even thinking about Israel? I mean, is anybody thinking about Israel? Will someone please think about how it will affect Israel?

[Garland Nixon]

Well, we got bigger fish to fry right now. My name is Garland Nixon. I am standing in for the one and only Jimmy Dore. For the great Jimmy Dore, for the funny Jimmy Dore. He's a hilarious guy. And this is my favorite show. And I'm, I'm be honest, this is like. This show got me into alternative media. It's hilarious. And when Kurt first came on, I didn't think he was all that funny. And he grew on me. And he went from not being all that funny to being hilarious.

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm a, I'm a. More of a. I'm a judge and an astronaut. I have a number of important things. I do.

[Garland Nixon]

Oh, okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Garland Nixon]

At first I thought to myself, what's with this Metzger guy? He's a sick and twisted man. And after a while I'm like, that's what I like about him. He's a sick and twisted man. Yeah. I'm standing in for Jimmy Dore. And now for our next segment. Look at this. You're going to feel great about this. Israel plan crocodile plan to stop Palestinian prisoners escaping government like a moat. I'm guessing government removes legal protections for Nile crocodiles as Ben GVIR pushes for detention compound ringed by reptiles.

[Kurt Metzger]

Wait, so those are. They were endangered because why would they have legal protections? The crowds. They're endangered. Well, the government's removing their legal protection.

[Garland Nixon]

Let us continue. The Israeli government and strip Nile crocodiles of protected status. Are they crocodiles paving the way? I guess so. Well, let's. Let's face it. They got more. They got more protected. The Palestinians didn't have protected status, but crocodiles did. So in Israel, you would be far safer to be a crocodile than a Palestinian. And now they're going to mix the two together, which is in a way that I think is going to be basically in violation of international law. Paving the way for a proposal to build a detention facility for Palestinians surrounded by the reptiles. Israeli media reported Environmental minister Edith Silman signed a decree on Wednesday reclassifying Nile crocodiles as a specially managed wild animal, a new legal category that allows the state to keep the animals for security purpose, according to Israeli news site Ynet. In the decree, Stillman said Israel's security forces could now keep crocodiles under special specific conditions. According to ynet, the move went against the advice of the environmental environment ministries, legal advisor and environmental groups. Oh yes, Israel's real concerned about a legal advisor because they never want to violate the law. The decision follows months of pressure from national security minister it Amir Ben gvir, who in December proposed building a prison encircled by crocodiles.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know how crocodiles work. And it sounds like he's not an expert on crocodiles by any means, because I know it sounds cool in a cartoonish way. If you're like a mad science, you know, like a Dr. Evil from that, that movie. But you know, when do you feed them? They. They're not always out. They're always going to be on duty is what I'm saying. The way maybe you think they are. Unless you're gonna. You're gonna starve them. Is that the plan?

[Garland Nixon]

Well, there's another side of it, and that is they're not real trainable. You know what I mean? I mean, they only do a couple things, but they do them really good. Really. One, they bite. That's what they do. They bite. But they do roll after they bite.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Garland Nixon]

So I'm just saying I don't think the crocodiles discriminate between Palestinians and Israeli guards. I mean, if one of the Israeli guards. It's kind of dark, and he walks down the wrong path and goes the wrong way and he bumps into something in the dark. What the hell is that? A rock?

[Kurt Metzger]

It's an expensive enclosure for crocodiles. Is all you're getting for your money. Like a crocodile zoo. I don't know. This guy Ben Gavir is really something else. I don't know, like, people don't really seem to know who he is over here, but a major influence on me.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, you know my history in law enforcement. Why don't we start with a security evaluation? How many Palestinian prisoners have escaped? None.

[Kurt Metzger]

No idea.

[Garland Nixon]

None to my knowledge. I don't think they're.

[Kurt Metzger]

They should guard the crocodiles, man. Guard each other?

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah. So they are actually. You're taking people who basically, you generally have not been charged with a crime. They have been beaten and oftentimes shot, and they get tortured, but you bring them in and none of them have gotten out. And you're gonna add crocodiles for. I don't know. I think it's kind of crocodiles.

[Kurt Metzger]

They're gonna feed them to crocodiles.

[Garland Nixon]

I think you're right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Their bodies.

[Garland Nixon]

There's no question. Well, earlier we did this thing where he was showing his torch his torture chamber. The crocodiles are going to be part of the torture chamber. That's what Ben gvir, who oversees the Israeli Prison Service, said he was inspired by Florida's controversial immigration detention center dubbed Alligator Alcatraz.

[Kurt Metzger]

What? They were inspired by him. What a coincidence.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah. Isn't that interesting?

[Kurt Metzger]

Mutual admiration.

[Garland Nixon]

Officials at the Israel Nature and Parks Authority had previously argued that crocodiles should only be kept for education and research. The Environment Ministry.

[Kurt Metzger]

A lesson.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah. The advent the. The environmental minist Ministries legal advise their. Neta Drury also opposed the plan, saying it lacked a sufficient legal and professional basis. I'm just saying. I just don't feel like the leaders of the Israel government are real concerned about staying within the confines of law, be it international or domestic.

[Kurt Metzger]

In their case, when they all protested in favor of prisoner raped by guards.

[Garland Nixon]

Exactly. Exactly. Hey, the law says we can't rape people. We'll screw the law, then rape them anyway.

[Kurt Metzger]

Crocodile thing instead of that actually, yeah. So, I mean, crocodile guards that are not going to bother me if I don't go in their area, you know.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, you got to understand something. You are the chosen people, and God wants you to rape people. You got to have a torture chamber. I mean, what kind of a godly beloved chosen person are you without a torture chamber, neighbor? Right? And then, of course, you gotta feed people to the crocs. This I guarantee you. You hit the nail on the head, you're gonna feed people to the crocs.

[Kurt Metzger]

It sounds like Saddam Hussein. We had to overthrow Saddam Hussein for this. This is the kind of. They're like, yo, rape rooms. And crocodile, he feeds him this. This is stuff, all of this. It's amazing, you know, almost even as bad as them.

[Garland Nixon]

I guarantee. You know what it is? It's all the propaganda and the lies up to, like, invade a country. We say like, things like, yes, Gaddafi is a terrible guy. He's giving people free education. I mean, what he's doing is he's feeding people to the crocodile. All of the crap that we make up to invade it, to demonize the leader of a country. Where do you think we get the ideas from?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, right.

[Garland Nixon]

So there we go. Feed people to the crocs. Let us continue. The IPS argued its staff could handle crocodiles because of their experience working with attack dogs. Boy, are they going to get a surprise. Go ahead and pet him a little bit. Hey, bring him over here and pet him. And by the way, if he doesn't do what you want, hit him on the snoot with the newspaper. That'll work out fine. The IPS does not appear to have expertise in raising dangerous wild animals such as crocodiles. Oh, they're going to get some. You start messing with crocodiles, you will get experience, but ain't gonna do no good.

[Show Host/Moderator]

It.

[Garland Nixon]

She wrote, concluding that the legal requirements for the declaration had not been met. Despite that opinion, Silman approved the measure this week. I don't understand this article. You can't talk about the Israelis and use the word legal requirement.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, not on international law. Their own law, They'll. They'll tell you. I mean, I've heard maniacs tell you how lawful they are. And they're leaving out the thing that they're not considering international. Any law except one they made up themselves within Israel. I doubt they even followed their own law, to be honest with you.

[Garland Nixon]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, look what they did. The law said they couldn't do this with crocodiles. And, and, and, and in fact, like their legal advisor says, ah, we can't do that. That would be illegal. And they said, oh, really? So it's a violation of our own law. Yeah,

[Kurt Metzger]

yeah. It's like sharks with lasers on their heads. They're in wacky town there. I don't know, man, it's gonna get worse because the guy goes to jail the second all this madness stops. So.

[Garland Nixon]

And it's crazy. It sounds, it sounds like madness. It sounds like insanity until you realize this. They literally got the idea from us. As crazy as it sounds.

[Kurt Metzger]

Do we say to have an alligator moat?

[Garland Nixon]

Prison alligator. Well, the whole alligator Alcatraz thing where we had some prison out in the wild or something where there was alligators around.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right. But even that was just that, that it's in the wild and it's not that they're going to be responsible for maintaining a population of crocodiles as, as like guards. It was a natural. They, they built it in a place where there are alligators. Do you know what I mean? Like, that's a little different.

[Garland Nixon]

And there's been a couple movies with it, Papillon or something. There's been movies about these prisons that were out. Yeah. You know, where sharks. Where you couldn't swim the shore because there were sharks or this. So there is a history of putting prisons where the dangerous wild animals are, but there ain't much of a history of putting the dangerous wild animals where the prisons are.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's why this is different, is because you're bringing them here. You essentially have a zoo, like a terror zoo now that you have to maintain.

[Garland Nixon]

And, and by the way, when the prisoners die because they've been tortured or beaten or whatever, and you need to dispose of the body. Unlike the Epstein island, you won't have to bring in truckloads of sulfuric acid to melt the bodies of children. In this instance, Palestinian children, whoop, heave them right out into the moat. They get mangled. You might find some ripped up clothes or something. You can just, you know, like you're cleaning a pool with the thing. You can just have a net and swipe the clothes up every now and then. And the bodies are disposed of and the crocodiles are. That looks like the direction they're going here.

[Kurt Metzger]

And that's mad Buddhist meditation. Chunk of some prisoners into a croc pond and there you go.

[Garland Nixon]

Ben Gavir celebrated the decision on Facebook like you do. You know, they throw me off Facebook if I did anything that he did. Anything that he says, hey, they killed somebody yet I Literally got suspended. From what? From X last week.

[Kurt Metzger]

Why?

[Garland Nixon]

Lindsey Graham died. And I put out a tweet and it said, lindsey Graham is dead.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Said.

[Garland Nixon]

This is what it said. The sky is bluer. Food tastes better. Everything is better today.

[Kurt Metzger]

Lindsey Graham is like the camp crocodile for that kind of talk.

[Garland Nixon]

Hate speech. I can show it to you. Literally. I did a video about it on my YouTube. It said hate speech, and it said that I could be thrown off of X if I continued that kind of head speed. Hate speech.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, good. I'm so glad Elon got his mind right with. Yeah, Tripped Auschwitz with Ben Shapiro and it turned out all right around.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah, it's nothing like it was when Jack Dorsey was there. So now. Now. But meanwhile, I saw other tweets that said, ah, Lindsay Grand's dead. I hate that bastard. I hope he rots in hell. That wasn't hate speech. But if I just say he's dead or I almost feel like they were targeting me, I'm.

[Kurt Metzger]

I would say it's an almost certainty that you were being targeted specifically, actually, since.

[Garland Nixon]

Oh, yeah. Well, after this show, it ain't going to get no better since the genocide.

[Kurt Metzger]

And God, his association won't help you. Crocodile bait down, yo.

[Garland Nixon]

That's right. Oh, that's right. Oh, boy. He's hanging out with that Kurt. Kurt Metzger guy, huh? Hey, we got something for him. We're going crocodile hunting. Since the genocide in Gaza began in October 23, 2023, Ben Gavir has overseen a sharp deterioration in conditions for Palestinians held in Israeli prisons, including torture, starvation, and degradation. Certainly that's exactly what. But wait a minute. I don't think that was a deterioration. I kind of think historically that that's what the hell they've been doing since 1948. Torture, starvation, degradation.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's crazy. Well, whatever the. Sooner or later. You can't hide a crime of this magnitude forever. You could do it for a while, though.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And you can ruin America's economy while you get away with it. And then once everything comes out, they'll just be all smoking ruins, everybody be fighting each other. I'm guessing that's the plan, right?

[Garland Nixon]

Absolutely. Human rights organizations have accused history of widespread abuses and described some detention facilities as torture camps. Or they. Well, I put it like this. They've just. They've described some of the torture camps as detention facilities. More like it. Silman's decision drew opposition from the Israeli Nature and Parks Authority and environmental groups, which argued the move is unlawful and puts both crocodiles in the public to get at risk. This is how bad Israel is. Now they're going to feed the Palestinians to the crocodile. And the Nature and Parks Authority come out in favor of the crocodiles. Hey, you put these damn crocodiles at risk, man. I mean, come on. They're going to have to eat Palestinians. They're going to have to chew them up. Some of them could have, I don't know, a parasite. These, these poor crocodiles will get explosive diarrhea if they get these parasites. We got to save them. How about that?

[Kurt Metzger]

There's a comic here, Hassan, who was talking about that exploit. He goes, is there any other kind of diarrhea? I had a nice relaxing diarrhea earlier.

[Garland Nixon]

The inpa, there's only one kind. The IMPA said there was no sufficient professional basis to permit crocodiles to be kept at security facilities. So luckily, these really nice people in Israel, these, the liberals who are the nature parties, Parks Authority and all of these faces came out and said, you can't do this. Why? We stand for the crocodiles. You have to find another way to torture and kill people. But crocodiles, you're just. I mean, okay, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

You're torturing and raping imagination with other crazy animal.

[Garland Nixon]

Exactly.

[Kurt Metzger]

Pants or something out there.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah, yeah. We're, well, using these poor. Putting these poor crocodiles in a position while that's stepping over the line here, Kurt. So let's see, is there anything else in a joint statement will end that. Several environmental organizations said they strongly object to the use of animals as a means of guarding and deterrence people. Crocodiles are sentient. Sentient, sentient beings with complex needs for space, water temperature and natural behavior. They don't care about the Palestinians that they're feeding to. They're all like, you're going to do this to these poor dear little crocodiles.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, God. Well, I thought it sounded odd. Odd off the top because they, because they're animals. They're not just gonna. I thought you. These were the AI robot people over there that they had all the tech to not have to use live crocodile. Do you see what it said, though? Because in the winter they become very sluggish.

[Garland Nixon]

Yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

It turns out, because they're reptiles. That's what I said at the top. Like, how would you. That's not going to be a reli. That's just bad for everybody.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah, yeah. But their only concern is the crocodile, not the people that are getting fed to the crocodiles. They're. They're shedding, dare I use this term, crocodile teal tears over the crocodile.

[Kurt Metzger]

There's a chance that we can save the crocodile. Hope of possibly stopping the murder of the crocodiles. There is none of stopping this. They're going to do what they're going to do and they're going to make sure world War III happens and they're going to push it until every punk ass country around there I guess is like enough. It can't all be the Houthis doing the pulling away. Can it? I guess it is.

[Garland Nixon]

My name is Garland Nixon and I'm standing in for the one and only Jimmy Door the hilarious show that my favorite show and that's why I'm so excited about being here. And I'm with Kurt Met Metzger. His last name's Mexican. I think something like that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Didn't he Sometimes I've been known but

[Garland Nixon]

we are got another story that's interesting and it is. Israel is pouring money. This is going to shock you. I know you're going to be surprised. I know you never suspected this. Israel is pouring vast sums of money into conservative media AI and mega influence to re contaminate the minds of American youth. To once again love revere and pledge loyalty to.

[Kurt Metzger]

Good luck with that.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

They got to get their own youth. Listen. They lost a bunch of his. They lost Jewish kids. They lost them. I don't think they would give so much of a about all the goy laws but their kids. So that's a real problem.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah. I think they're going to change. They were using the term goy before. I think they're changing that to crocodile bites. Crocodile. Crocodile. Crocodile niblets or treats. You know like you throw your treat to dog though from. From the goy. They're going to go to crocodile treats. In Earl's fish 50 million dollar experiment to change u. S public opinion the Israeli government is trying to shore up its US Reputation with help from influence. There's Trump insiders and millions of AI driven texts. Did you get your $7,000 for your post today? That's my question. Kurt. You're supposed to get 7,000 for. Oh darn. The text messages come from senders named Emma or Sarah with a group called friends for peace. How do you think the US And Israel's peace talk with Iran will impact global security? They ask Desk Millions of similar similar texts have flooded global security. You absolutely. That's what the Israelis are trying to do here.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh I don't know what's wrong with you pal. Fear of glo for global security. What a. Is the globe secure as a prison? Can we put crocodiles around the globe.

[Garland Nixon]

You keep talking like that, we're going to give you a free ticket to a crocodile farm. They are written with artificial intelligence. Pushed by. Written with artificial spiritual intelligence, of course, pushed by a long term Trump advisors firm and paid for by the Israeli government, which means the US government. Some 60% of American adults now have an unfavorable view of Israel. I trust it's far higher than that. According to a March poll by Pew Research, driven by its handling of its wars in Gaza and Iran. That ain't exactly it. Driven by literally raping people and feed them the crocodiles.

[Kurt Metzger]

Israel, that same thing didn't go away. It didn't go away. Whether you think it did, it only went away for certain people that are like have a business interest in not caring about it. A lot of influen. A lot of people I know that I've cursed out personally, influencers I know got a little paid trip to the Holy Land.

[Garland Nixon]

Israel is pouring tens of millions of dollars into a somewhat chaotic effort to beat back that tide. Drawing on novel strategies powered by AI and directly paying conservative media Smart. There you go.

[Kurt Metzger]

Ease off of any of the behaviors. That's the important thing. Just make. It's clearly a propaganda problem and not a. Just a core problem with everything that you are.

[Garland Nixon]

You know, it's like every four to eight years when one of the parties gets smashed. Like the Democrats are in for four to eight years, they screw everything up and they get smashed and the Republicans come in and they do like a postmortem and they say we didn't get our message across. And then a Republicans are in for 40, 80 years and then they get smashed by the Democrats and they always think it's messaging. Yeah, we need to tell people differently that living in your car is a good thing. Especially when you don't have any food.

[Kurt Metzger]

That that's not being. Listen. Oh, you're going to get mad and vote the wrong way because you live in your car and don't have food. I mean that's nihilism. Do not vote for me just because you don't have nothing.

[Garland Nixon]

And meanwhile the, the, and, and here's the great thing about the Israelis. All they have to do is say everybody four years vote for the other party. The one in there screwed up because they own them both.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, that's what they did. That's what they did with Trump.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

So the Israeli woke ended. I say it every time. The last day of woke was October 7th. There's no more woke after that because the billionaire Zionists who were paying for that horseshit? Who paid for that nonsense? Because they were afraid at Occupy Wall street. They said, oh, we're gonna take our money out of that and put it into this now, but just fire. So you're going to be able to make all the off color jokes you want now, except about Israel, obviously.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And that's. There's a pendulum and someone's gonna go, but I want to. If you say this, I want anybody listens. What a you are to say this. If you go, why are you so obsessed with Israel? The same reason you're obsessed with Russia and China, you dumb illiterate.

[Garland Nixon]

Yes. Yeah, you know, well, you know why after October 7th, you know, as they say in Zen, when you, you walk up to a door and you take a rock and you hit on, hit, hit the door several times to, to get the attention of people inside. When you walk inside, you throw the rock away. It's a tool that's no longer needed. And at that point woke got them to this point. They needed to get to where we got October 7th.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Yeah.

[Garland Nixon]

Nine, 11. Nah, same difference. Okay, good. We got several. Won't be needing again.

[Kurt Metzger]

By the way, I never heard anybody say the term woke before Twitter was a thing ever. And I live in lots of places around United States with a lot of black people. I never once heard nobody say that term. Not one time. All of a sudden it's in all the media like it's something. Oh, we've always said woke. I. No, I don't believe you. I think some boulevard said it and they're just.

[Garland Nixon]

I, I put it like this. I heard it rarely in the black community the word woke, but it only meant aware. It wasn't. It never, it never really caught on.

[Kurt Metzger]

Where would you have to be, I mean, would you have to be at like a jazz thing to hear?

[Garland Nixon]

Because it was. Yeah, it was one of these. Yeah, exactly. It was just. Yeah, yeah. Some old guy playing a saxophone in, on a front. Pork clarinet on the front porch in, in Louisiana or something would be. But you know what I mean, it wasn't a big thing.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, right.

[Garland Nixon]

It just meant away. And it really, it wasn't like a deep meaning. It meant like aware, stay woke. That's what people would say, stay woke. In other words, stay aware of what the hell's going on. Right. Israel. And then now, then it got grabbed by the liberals and then it was like, God, I don't know what the hell it meant. It meant that your kid should be a trans at the age of four.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's a boutique. It's like being punk or being goth. Yeah, that's what it became.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah. Israel set a 2026 budget of more than 700 million to expand the country's efforts to shape consciousness. You know, Kurt, you can do that when you have free health care and free college and it's paid for by the United States. Because if we would get that, it was would be communism. But when Israel gets it and we pay for it, they're the only capitalist democracy. And if I was to say, hey man, I like some of that health care and stuff.

[Kurt Metzger]

New, new, new social. They got rid of socialism. BB said he shut down all the kabuts, I guess. And there's no more commie Jew forms in Israel that I've always heard of. As long as I've heard of Israel. And I guess they don't have healthcare no more either.

[Garland Nixon]

Free college. But. But that's why you got an extra 700 million around. Because we give it to you to expand the country's efforts to shape consciousness. Where the hell.

[Kurt Metzger]

We can't fix my consciousness. What are you, a guru?

[Garland Nixon]

We can't fix our potholes. I'd be happy if I didn't hit a pothole and knock my car out of line every other day and improve its image around the world. The Israeli Foreign Ministry didn't respond interview requests. No, because they always kill. I wouldn't give an interview request because they'll kill you because that means you're a member of the press. You walk up, excuse me, I'd like to do an interview. You're done? Yeah, you do an interview request.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dude, even the Taliban didn't kill journalists like that. Like Israel does even remember the war and terror where they'd be embedded with the troops and then the journalists would come home to tell the tale.

[Garland Nixon]

There have been people who were literally embedded with like isis. And they met with the ISIS people. Well, actually they're running Syria right now. And so they were embedded with isis. They were members of the CIA. How's that? This is a great one. Ronald Lauder calls for one billion dollar global Jewish media network to counter anti Israel narratives. The World Jewish Congress president urges Israel and diaspora communities to build a 24 hour global communications operation. You know, I think they already got one. And it's called the entire American media. It's the entire American media.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Like what? Oh yeah, we gotta combat Muslim run Hollywood again, huh?

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah, unlike, I don't know, MSNBC and FOX and cnn. They a one billion dollar global Jewish media network. They, all of them are that in the United States. But. Dare I continue? So who did this? Ronald Lauder. Why does that name Trump? That's Kevin Warsh, son of in law of philanthropist Ron Lauder as the new Fed chair. I think Ron Lauder is going to get his 1 billion smiling trillion dollars that he needs for whatever the hell he wants to do, because Trump just made his son in law the Fed chair.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. He's gonna wash his balls.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah. So there we go. That makes sense to me, Kurt. I think we have. If I can ever figure out how to do these things, I think we got it all figured out. Kurt, I think that the problem with you and I both is that unlike Fetterman and Lindsey Graham and Ted Cruz, that we have not dedicated. We're not here on this show because of our dedication to Israel. Now, I am, but I have a funny feeling that you're not.

[Kurt Metzger]

Wait. But you're not on because of it. I know about your dedication. You're famous for your dedication to Israel, but this is not why on the show.

[Garland Nixon]

I don't know. Jimmy called.

[Kurt Metzger]

Vacation from caring about Israel.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah. Jimmy called and he said, garland, I'd like you to do the show, but we gotta bet you first how you feel about Israel. It better be good. And I said, oh, Israel's great. He says, okay, that's good. How about alligators? Crocodiles, maybe.

[Kurt Metzger]

Like it or love it?

[Garland Nixon]

There we go. And he was happy that I knew the difference between alligators and crocodiles.

[Kurt Metzger]

I think that's why it's their nose size. But I didn't want to sound any Semitic.

[Garland Nixon]

Oh, my God. Yeah, there you go. And they don't bite as hard.

[Kurt Metzger]

I face a lot of anti Semitism about my nose. I'm not gonna lie.

[Garland Nixon]

There we go. Well, thanks a lot.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Garland Nixon]

The one and only Kurt Metzger. Yeah, thanks a lot, Kurt. And stay away from lettuce and Taco Bell. Two things that will give you explosive diarrhea.

[Kurt Metzger]

Wait, because it's poisoned or it just is?

[Garland Nixon]

Because I know. In fact, I would argue the only thing on the menu at Taco Bell that doesn't give you explosive diarrhea is probably the lettuce. Everything else is pretty much guaranteed.

[Kurt Metzger]

I just laugh when they were gonna tell us to eat the bugs. And I'm like, remembering the pink slime of Taco Bell, and I'm like, you know what? You're probably being cheated out of the amount of, like, you're probably getting a smaller portion of bugs than you should get.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

For the Money.

[Garland Nixon]

Really well, you know, and bugs in there. You know what's weird? And I say this when I know little. Like, so many people that eat at Taco Bell. I know people like, hey, I'm gonna stop by and get me all. They get like, a whole long box of tacos, but then they'll be like, and I've got chalupa and this and that. And I'm like, well, tell me, what's the difference? They got, like, six ingredients.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's all the same. Wayne Fetter me have a joke about. They have really one item there.

[Garland Nixon]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

When beans is like a gasket seal, and you put it.

[Garland Nixon]

They put it, like, in different. Like, they put the beans first and then the lettuce next. I don't know if they're going with the lettuce now, but actually, if you think about it, they're off the hook. Because when you get the explosive diarrhea that you get normally from eating it at Taco Bell, then they can just say it was the lettuce this time.

[Kurt Metzger]

I can blame Taco Bell, but it also. I've never been sober when I did that, you know, I was not. I was impaired on substances that probably were contributing to diarrhea as a. Yeah, I would say, you know, well, you

[Garland Nixon]

can always joke about Taco Bell because it'll always stand. It'll always stay in business business. Because they got lines of crunchy tacos, and people are going to come in there and like, holy crap. You mean I can get 10 tacos? Yeah, and like, a little thing and just shove them in my face and. Because I'm.

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm about to get Taco Bell now, is what you've done.

[Garland Nixon]

I think. I think inadvertently, this was an advertising

[Kurt Metzger]

garlic as I cry on that bowl. All right, all right.

[Garland Nixon]

Well, thanks a lot, everybody. Really a great opportunity that I had to hang out with Kurt and these crazy guys and all the conspiracy theorists. And now that I am home by myself, I must be prepared. You know, when you're home by yourself, you got to be safe. And I got to get my mask on just in case. I wouldn't want to do anything that would make myself unsafe. So there you go. I am all ready to. I may even go for a ride or something like that, but I got my mask on, and I'm safe. Don't forget, in case you didn't get your booster for the day, per. Actually, what I like to do, I have an I.V. next to my bed, and I set up my I.V. so my booster's Just running kind of like Michael Jackson, only his didn't work out cool. So well. I got an IV all night of boosters. Make sure you get yours, too. My name is Garland Nixon. You listen to the Jimmy Dore show. We're out.

[Show Host/Moderator]

Thank you, Garland. I hope. I hope you have a second mask. I don't know if one is enough. Really? Two, three or four, I think. All right. Thank you. Great show. Oh, oh, let me. Let me grab this one. Last chat. Laurel Lamb. You're. You're gonna be our last one. Got it. Got it. Snagged it. Here we go. Kek Onyx. Onyx. I am learning a lot about Kurt from his house. I had no idea he's a pianist. Nice piano, bro. Pl. Q Y. Oh, play. Play us something. That's Kek Onyx. I hear a lot of messages. Hold on. Am I okay? Great. Onyx. Thank you. Thank you. Ketonics. Ed 29h. What pretty hands you have, Misha. Did I show you my hands? I actually. Actually think my hands are not my best feature. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're kind of manly, but thank you. Thank you. Ed 29h. Nothing wrong with manly hands. Nothing wrong with manly hands. May. Jess, what did Misha and Kirp about the World Cup? I feel like this is missing, like, a word in there. I do appreciate the chat. If you. If you even just chat something else right now and you don't even have to pay for it, I would know what you were talking about. May, just. I. It just. It breaks my heart to not give your chat what it deserves because it's missing a word. Ham. Hawk loving the show while I make a salad with bagged produce and undercooked cooked pork. Let the cleans begin. Oh, good for you. That's great. That is. It's always nice to get a little, like, a nice cleanse. P.W. walker. So if a. Hold on. If a Jew can't spit on a Christian on the Sabbath, can they use the Shabbos Goy to do it for them? Oh, that's a great question. I think that's. I think it's yes. I think that's a yes. And making sure my Jess does not come back with her answer. His answer. Wild Rose. Jimmy needs to have Steve back as a featured guest. Check out am. Wake up on Rumble. Thank you, Wild Rose, for sharing that. We will. We will have to check out more, but more more from Steve, please. Yes. I am working from home, everybody. I tried to blur my background, so you didn't see the Dyson because you can only see a corner of it. So Spike Spiegel says, so Ben Gavir wants a crocodile Alcatraz. Wow, how unoriginal. Scooby says that 700 million pays for all the poor Vietnamese dudes pretending to hate white genociding. Your chat, Laura Lamb. The first time I heard the phrase woke was when Bernie supporters got ripped off by the DNC and the phrase was woke af. Stay woke. Within a month, the d. The DNC stole it from them. And another l' Oreal Lamb. The first. Nope. I got it twice. I got it twice, everybody. I think I. Oh, there's my. Just. Hey, you didn't even have to. You didn't even have to pay for that again. But thank you so much. Did I. Did I miss your. Maybe you. You sent it without paying and I missed it. What did you think about the World Cup? You know, we will get, get Kurt's response on that on Friday because you sent this twice. I will, I will implore him to give us the World Cup. I don't know, May. Just. I didn't follow it. I saw the, I saw some clips of the. The big, tall Norwegian blonde dude. He seems pretty exciting. His sister looks a lot like him. Are these the things that you want me to talk about at great length? Probably not. Everybody, thank you so much, May. Just thank you for the double chat. I'm gonna, I'm gonna make it right. We're gonna get Kurt's response. And everybody, that's our show. We are back on Wednesday at 3 o' clock Pacific time with guest host Russell Dobular. And many of you seem to know that Jimmy's on vacation. Others seem confused. Every show he's on vacation. Much needed vacation. He wasn't feeling so well the first couple weeks of his vacation. So now finally he gets to have a real vacation. And we are very happy that guest hosts. Hosts are here to fill in and keep the show going. So thank you all for your support. We'll see you back Wednesday.