Podcast Summary: “Jet Lag Chit Chat”

Podcast: Joy, a Podcast. Hosted by Craig Ferguson
Episode Air Date: September 30, 2025

Overview

In this solo episode of “Joy,” Craig Ferguson invites listeners into his jet-lagged, unfiltered stream of consciousness. With no guest this week due to a hectic travel schedule (broadcasting from New York amidst a return to London), Craig revisits the familiar energy of his old “tweets and emails” late-night segment, answering a slew of listener questions with honesty, humor, and his signature self-effacing wit. The episode is a meandering exploration of jet lag, revenge, changing opinions, autobiographical writing, the wisdom of shutting up, show biz memories, money, and the joys of direct conversation.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Jet Lag & Life on the Road

• Craig’s Current Mood:
  • Explains his solo episode is due to a busy travel/work schedule (00:32).
  • Humorously describes the constipating effects of jet lag:

    “I’m a fairly regular fella… but jet lag slows things down.” (01:25)

  • Shares the military’s jet lag heuristic: one day per hour of time zone change (02:05).
  • Invites pilots and others with experience to write in about their jet lag methods (03:10).

The Joy of Intimate Chat

• Reflects that listeners seem to prefer episodes where it’s just him talking directly to them:

  “I think you guys prefer it when it’s just you and me talking… It’s like just us talking. You ask me questions, I’ll… I’ll fill you in as best I can.” (04:00)

Revenge: Worth It or Not?

Listener: Gail Gilroy – “What are your thoughts on revenge?”

• Compares revenge to Cheetos: “delicious, but probably not that good for you.” (06:10)
• Strongly worded letters don’t really count as revenge. (06:35)
• On Emotional Restraint:
  • “Shutting up is nearly always the best thing to do. I really believe that, which is, I know, a real irony because all I do is talk all the time.” (08:10)
• Reveals his rule: never send emails at night, especially angry ones, always check them in the morning.

  “Every single time I’ve looked at that email in the morning, I went, you know what? Fuck that. Just let it go.” (09:25)

• If you must say it, be sure it’s worth being on the record. (10:00)

Changing Opinions & Evolving Views

Listener: Eden – “What’s the last thing you changed your mind about? Favorite Oreo?”

• Admits to changing his mind often, sometimes embarrassed by earlier writings (11:30).
• Paraphrases and analyzes Churchill:

  “If you feel the same at 50 as you did when you were 20, you’ve wasted 30 years of your life.” (12:35)

• Shares his nuanced opinion on Churchill, reflecting on how views can change with age and new information. (13:10)
• Discusses the binary nature of digital life and how it impacts how we see the world—everything being “on or off.” (14:30)

Autobiographical Writing & Reflection

Listener: Julie Reid – “Will there be another autobiography?”

• Points out he already wrote a second memoir, “Riding the Elephant” (2019), more reflective than his splashy 2009 bestseller, “American on Purpose.” (15:10)
• Opens up about shifting tones between books as life circumstances change:

  “It had a different feel for me… more meditative and less splashy of a book.” (16:00)

Imagining Past Lives

Listener: Katie from Perth, Australia – “If you lived in the old times, what would you have done?”

• Jokes he’d be “the village idiot” no matter the era (17:05).
• Digs into regional pride and accents, with playful banter about Perth in Scotland vs. Australia (17:30).

The Value of Everyday Stories

Listener: Laurel Shaisal – Appreciates solo, musing episodes

• Craig agrees there’s “something weirdly liberating” about talking directly to listeners (18:45).
• Describes his curiosity for everyday stories from all walks of life:

  “Everybody has a story… The busboy has a story, the lady that works in the dry cleaner… and I particularly enjoy that.” (20:30)

• Reflects that show business isn’t the only business with interesting characters. (21:00)

Showbiz Antics & Memories

Listener: Debbie Sheen – “How did the two-person pantomime horse work on Late Night?”

• Explains the person in front stands, the one in back bends at the waist—“That’s exactly how it works.” (22:30)
• Shares backstory of ‘Secretariat’, the iconic horse from his old show:

  “Joe Bolter was always the front of the horse… Various other production assistants or interns were given the back end of the horse. They’re an elite group.” (23:10)

Jeff Peterson & Collaborative Comedy

Listener: Juju Lee – “Will you bring Jeff (the robot) back?”

• Heaping praise on Josh Robert Thompson as the “soul and funny of Jeff Peterson.” (24:10)
• Hints that more improv with Josh is likely in the future. (24:40)

Hypothetical Movie Roles

Listener: Edible Apeman – “If you could star in any kind of film, what would it be?”

• Wishes to be in a Western:

  “I’d like to be in a western… maybe take care of some bad guys, ride a horse. Not fall off it.” (26:08)

• Jokes about his wife’s love of horses and owning “two cobs and a Shetland.” (27:00)
• Comedy riff about horse ownership and “home remedies” for constipation induced by jet lag (27:15).

Grooming and Identity

Listener: Kim’s Lantern – Loves Craig’s scruff

• Shares that his current job requires shaving but finds he actually enjoys being clean-shaven again (28:00).
• Reminisces about the days when late-night hosts had to be clean-cut:

  “Nowadays late night show host can have beards… I come from a different time, my friends. We always had to shave.” (28:30)

Money: What It Does & Doesn’t Do

Listener: I’m Just Serious – “How much money have you earned and spent?”

• Candidly admits: “I’ve probably, in the last couple of years, I’ve spent more than I earned.” (29:10)
• On growing up without money:

  “When you’re poor, you think everything’s to do with being poor. Certainly feels like that.” (31:10)

• Discovers that money is useful, but doesn’t solve everything; especially not what he thought as a boy:

  “There are certain things that it can’t touch… It doesn’t do what I thought it would do.” (32:00)

• Finishes with gratitude for what he has and the lesson that money is “good, basically… but it’s not everything.” (33:20)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Revenge:

  “I think revenge is probably a bit like Cheetos, you know—delicious, but probably not that good for you.”
  (06:10)

• Wisdom from Age:

  “Shutting up is nearly always the best thing to do… And I know, a real irony, because all I do is talk all the time.”
  (08:10)

• About Listening/Changing Opinions:

  “If you feel the same at 50 as you did when you were 20, you’ve wasted 30 years of your life.”
  (12:35, quoting/paraphrasing Churchill)

• Human Complexity:

  “Life is complicated. It’s not all binary.”
  (14:10)

• On Money’s Limits:

  “There are certain things that it (money) can’t touch… It doesn’t do what I thought it would do.”
  (32:00)

• Accents and Affection:

  “Whenever you run into people that don’t have your accent, five times out of ten people will do your accent to you as a way of greeting. Like, Regis used to do… ‘Oh, Kuson!’ I was like, knock it off, Regis.”
  (18:20)

• On Finding Joy in Everyday Stories:

  “Everybody has a story… and I particularly enjoy that.”
  (20:30)

Timestamps for Important Segments

• [00:32] – Craig sets the scene: solo, jet-lagged, in New York
• [01:25] – Jet lag woes and military time zone logic
• [04:00] – Listeners seem to prefer intimate, direct chats
• [06:10] – Revenge is like Cheetos; advice on angry late-night emails
• [11:30] – Evolving opinions, Churchill, and the binary world
• [15:10] – Memoir reflections, “Riding the Elephant”
• [17:05] – Past lives; would Craig be the “village idiot”?
• [18:45] – Joy of solo podcasts and listening to everyday people
• [22:30] – How the two-person pantomime horse worked
• [24:10] – Praise and plans for Jeff Peterson (Josh Robert Thompson)
• [26:08] – Dream role: wants to star in a Western
• [28:00] – Grooming, showbiz looks, and shifting norms
• [29:10] – Honest (and humorous) take on earning and spending
• [32:00] – Money, its uses, and its limits
• [33:45] – Signs off, promising more solo episodes due to continued busyness

Tone & Style

The episode is relaxed, candid, and intimate—just Craig and his listeners, with meandering asides and honest self-reflection punctuated by witty detours. Craig’s guidance, even when tongue-in-cheek, is rooted in experience, warmth, and humility.

For New Listeners

If you haven’t tuned in before, this episode provides a quintessential dose of Craig Ferguson’s worldview: vulnerable, philosophical, funny, and just the right side of irreverent. Whether you’re here for comedy, insight, or a friendly voice on an insomniac night, “Jet Lag Chit Chat” delivers.

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