Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

Episode: Brandy and Julie, Golden Globes and Manifesting Greek Tragedies

Date: January 13, 2026
Guests: Brandy Howard & Julie Goldman (Dumb Gay Podcast)
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This episode is a whirlwind of Hollywood tales, award show fashion, pop culture gossip, and a comedic skewering of the latest trends in life-coaching, Real Housewives franchises, and celebrity drama. Heather is joined by the hilarious duo Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman as they break down the big post-Golden Globes buzz, dish on the manifesting-mogul trend in Beverly Hills, and mock the absurdity of reality TV's recent Greek tragedies. The trio’s candid, irreverent banter makes for an entertaining—and sometimes biting—exploration of what’s happening in entertainment and beyond.

Highlights & Main Discussion Points

1. Juicy Start to 2026 & The "Stacked Chips" Mentality

• The episode opens with upbeat talk about 2026 ambitions; Brandy and Julie joke about "Stacked Chips 26," aiming to manifest wealth and success (02:25).
• “We’re planning on getting very rich this year.” — Brandy (02:35)

2. Spotify’s Golden Globes Podcast Party & Star Encounters

• The hosts recap attending a glitzy Spotify party celebrating podcasts at the Golden Globes (03:11).
• Notable attendees: Amy Poehler (now a Golden Globes winner), Mel Robbins, Rita Wilson, Jane Seymour.
• Heather shares a humorous “who wore it better” moment with Jane Seymour—both wore the same dress (04:03).
• “The woman is stunning in person... she was irritated that one such as I, such a monster as myself, would dare to speak to her.” — Julie on Jane Seymour, tongue-in-cheek (04:49)
• Banter about Jane Seymour's acting legacy, and Julie laments her regrets with a cheeky complaint about being auto-billed for "Crepe Erase" cream (05:46).

3. Wild Celebrity Gossip: The NFL Star’s “Too Big” Lawsuit

• Discussion of NFL star Matt Kalil suing his ex-wife, influencer Haley Bailey, after she commented (on Twitch) his penis was “as big as two Coke cans and affected their intimacy” (07:25).
• The group debates the absurdity and ego behind the lawsuit:
  • “You can't win... now this lady’s out here saying his dick is so big, she can’t deal with it, and he’s even mad about that.” — Julie (07:54)
  • “Now you’re giving small dick energy, which is bizarre because your dick is two Coke cans...” — Brandy (13:27)
• Heather gives classic pop culture advice: Ignore the drama; lawsuits only make it worse. “If you ignore it, if you don’t comment, if you don’t address it, you…can ignore the smell or ignore the comment…” (09:49)
• Relates this to infamous tabloid lawsuits (Joanna Krupa vs. Brandi Glanville).
• “It’s giving… and by the way, I think we should get rid of ‘it’s giving’ in 2026.” — Heather (08:55)

4. Golden Globes Fashion, Winners, & Memorable Moments

Nikki Glaser’s Hosting:

• Praise for Nikki Glaser’s second year as host, highlighting her balance of edginess and kindness.
  • “She’s the American Ricky Gervais... she’s really, really, really good.” — Julie (20:26)
• Dissection of her joke to Leonardo DiCaprio: (21:09–21:32)
  • “I’m sorry I had to make that joke, but literally there’s nothing else you know about your personal life except that you date much younger women…”
• Debate over who writes the host and presenters’ jokes (Heather shares inside scoop: writers offer material, but presenters can add/tweak) (22:58).

Fashion Reactions:

• Kylie Jenner’s golden dress and her “partner” status with Timothée Chalamet lauded as “to die for” (23:55).
• Jennifer Lawrence’s “sheer/flower” dress dividing opinion—beautiful, but see-through “making me think of a huge bush…like Adam and Eve and I’m wearing leaves” — Brandy (33:02).
• Kate Hudson called “stunning...best look she’s ever had” at the event, compared favorably to previous missteps (34:40).
• JLo’s iconic look praised (with minor bronzer critiques): “She always delivers” — Brandy (36:18).
• Playful ribbing of couples’ coordinating outfits and 60s “capelet” looks (37:26).

5. Pop Culture Lexicon: “Karen” Becomes “Jessica”

• The group laughs about Gen Z’s new label for “Karen”: millennials get called “Jessica” (16:05).
  • Brandy: “I wish there was something with a J… but I do like it.” (16:32)
  • “It’s just not going to happen… stop making fetch happen. It’s Karen!” — Heather (16:56)

6. Timothée Chalamet & Kylie Jenner Relationship: Caitlyn Jenner Gives Her Blessing

• Heather shares her chat with Caitlyn Jenner, who “approves” of Timothée for Kylie (25:03–26:07).
  • “They’ve been together three years…they’re a great match…” (25:59)
• Brief discussion of Kendall Jenner addressing rumors about her sexuality: “She said, no, I’m not [gay]. But it’s funny that people always kind of thought that.” (26:24–26:38)
• Hilarious tangent about straight women wanting wives, best friends, and the appeal of same-gender companionship in aging (28:24–30:39).
  • “Every woman wants a wife. Because that’s what we are. Even in a friendship, we’re wives.” — Julie (31:17)

7. Housewives Deep Dives: OC, Beverly Hills, Salt Lake City

OC Casting Update:

• Katie Janela (OC’s first Korean housewife) is out, leading to speculation about OG returns for the show’s 20th season (50:45).
  • “I think they’re going to bring back OG’s …whole season’s just going to be like, memories and like amigas.” — Heather

Salt Lake City: Greek Tragedy Episode:

• A critical look at a bizarre RHOSLC segment where cast members perform a Greek tragedy about each other in Greece, with pointed self-revelations and shade (52:45–55:26).
  • “I was actually—I loved it!...the woman nailed almost all of them.” — Julie (54:05)
  • “It was a take on when they get in costumes and then get in fights—which is another thing that we love.” — Julie (54:17)
• Commentary on reality TV tropes: reckless games, forced group vulnerability, and “dragging” each other to filth in front of cameras (55:15–56:51).
• Brandy praises cast member Bronwyn for “owning it” and becoming “quite likable this season” after an emotional moment (56:34–56:51).
• Gossip about a cast member (Heather Gay) allegedly getting her stomach pumped after one too many espresso martinis (57:50–58:07).

Beverly Hills & The Manifesting Grift:

• Amanda’s rise on RHOBH as a “manifesting” coach charging up to $11k/session lampooned by Heather and the gang.
  • Extended parody of “manifesting” culture and multi-level marketing (MLM) lingo, including mock “10 Commandments of Heather’s Hilarious Abundance of Money.” (63:13):
    1. Wake up and say, I’m worth it.
    2. Feed your soul with breakfast.
    3. Stretch—your body and your money.
    4. Walk around and say, ‘I deserve to be rich.’
    5. Sex sells…maybe try OnlyFans.
    6. If you can’t do it alone, find a partner who’s rich.
    7. Do what seems natural.
    8. Start a podcast.
  • “Start a podcast. Everyone wants to listen to your thoughts. And all you have to do is get a mic.” — Heather (65:17)
  • “See it, say it, believe it, achieve it, be it.” — Entire group, mocking manifesting slogans (68:44)

8. Final Juicy Pop Culture Quips & Sign-Off

• The wrap-up covers:
  • How reality TV castmembers are never snarky about certain beloved personalities, and how the group isn’t afraid to call out selective criticism (70:29).
  • Heather and Brandy’s real-life “retirement plan” to live together like “Gertrude and Gladys”—a testament to the show’s blend of comedy and genuine friendship (29:25, revisited throughout).
• Preview/promotion for Brandy & Julie’s upcoming live show and podcasts, and tease of “Juicy Crimes” episodes (72:45).

Notable Quotes (with timestamps)

• “We’re planning on getting very rich this year.” — Brandy (02:35)
• “The woman is stunning in person... she was irritated that one such as I—such a monster as myself—would dare to speak to her.” — Julie Goldman on Jane Seymour (04:49)
• “You can’t win… now this lady’s out here saying his dick is so big, she can’t deal with it, and he’s even mad about that.” — Julie (07:54)
• “If you ignore it, if you don’t comment, if you don’t address it, you…can ignore the smell or ignore the comment…” — Heather (09:49)
• “She’s the American Ricky Gervais... she’s really, really, really good.” (regarding Nikki Glaser hosting) — Julie (20:26)
• “Every woman wants a wife. Because that’s what we are. Even in a friendship, we’re wives.” — Julie (31:17)
• “Start a podcast. Everyone wants to listen to your thoughts. And all you have to do is get a mic.” — Heather (65:17)
• “See it, say it, believe it, achieve it, be it.” — Brandy, Julie, Heather lampooning manifesting culture (68:44)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Spotify Party/Golden Globes Fashion: 03:11–15:16
• NFL Lawsuit & Celebrity Court Cases: 07:25–13:29
• Golden Globes Recap (Nikki Glaser, Fashion): 19:56–37:50
• Timothée & Kylie / Kendall’s Rumors: 25:02–27:22
• Housewives News & Greek Tragedy Recap: 50:45–56:51
• Manifesting Guru Parody & “Abundance” Rant: 61:04–68:44

Episode Vibe & Tone

• Outlandishly funny, brutally honest, gossipy, and fast-paced with relentless pop culture takes.
• Self-aware skewering of both pop culture targets and themselves.
• Plenty of camaraderie, tangents, and running jokes poking fun at both the industry and female friendship tropes.

For The Juicy Scoop Fan Who Missed It

This episode is a must-listen if you want:

• The inside scoop on awards season parties and the chaotic energy of Golden Globes week.
• Blunt, comedic hot takes on the Real Housewives universe, influencer scandals, and the latest “manifesting” craze.
• A playful, satirical look at how celebrity culture and reality TV overlap—and why we can’t look away.

Find Brandy & Julie:

• Dumb Gay Politics
• Patreon: “Patreon’s where it’s at!” (72:57)

Stay tuned for Juicy Crimes with Brandy & Julie on Juicy Scoop every Wednesday!