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Spring is here, and there's a whole new way to chai at Starbucks that's made perfect for you. Choose your sweetness. Dial it up or keep things light. Add a touch of pistachio, a hint of strawberry or vanilla, or make it a spring classic with lavender. Because this season, there's endless ways to chai at Starbucks. Heather McDonald has got the juicest scoop. When you're on the road, when you're on the go, juicy Mrs. Scoot is the show to know. She talks Hollywood tales For real life, Mr. Segment, serial data and serial Sister. You'll be addicted and addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast. Listen in, listen up. Whoop, whoop. Hannah McDonald, juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Well, it's your favorite day because it's a juicy scoop with Chris Frangiola back from the road. Some people were bragging that they got a photo with you.
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They got free photos.
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Oh, blue eyes.
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I have to do what I have to do to get people to come, you know. Free photos.
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Oh, I. Yeah, it is weird sometimes when you hear about stars that are like, you want a photo? It's $10, you know, or whatever.
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I don't know how to take the money, you know, Like, I wouldn't even, like, call Sunday, but take the phone and I go, $10.
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This hasn't happened a long time, but there was a time it probably happened, like, twice in my life of doing standup. Maybe like, 10 years ago when I would come out, you know, in the club and just, like, take pictures if anyone wanted, whatever. And I remember this guy just, like, tipped me.
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I love it. It's happened, like, twice to me. And, you know, they just slip you at 20. Like, nice show. Like, I'm a hooker or something.
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I know. And I was like, no, you don't have. I was like, all right, well, yeah, I told you $20 is 20 dol. Right?
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Yeah.
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And I guess it's kind of like when you see, like, a live performer at, like, a Mastros. Yeah, I always give those people some cash.
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Do you? Okay.
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In their little. In their.
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Well, that's different. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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But I wonder that maybe somebody that doesn't go to comedy clubs that much just thinks that's kind of the thing. Like, oh, this. This sad gal is just really struggling.
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Cheapen it a bit.
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Yeah. Like, I don't. Like, he probably was like, I didn't even know who I was or how he ended up there that night, but was like, I need to help this Mother out.
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Like you wouldn't give, like, Adele 20 bucks after the Vegas show. So it is. I don't know, fine line. But anyway, I'll take the 20.
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Oh, my gosh. Okay, so we need to talk about our girl Britney Spears.
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Oh, boy.
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So this is what happened. It was very late at night. I think that this. That she was. Someone called in describing the car, saying it was swerving and looks suspicious from there. A Ventura county sheriff. And the Ventura county sheriffs, they don't fuck around and they never have. Okay. So they. He pulls her over and now I've heard different things. One is that she only had a.06, but she also went to the hospital because I'm guessing she refused the breathalyzer or maybe it was too low and they wanted to see if it could be higher. Because what you can do is if you say, I don't want to do a breathalyzer, that's fine. But then you will go to the hospital and they will take a blood test, which is more accurate. As far as I know, defense attorneys prefer a blood to a breathalyzer. They believe it's more accurate and maybe leaning towards. Also, it's going to take another 30 minutes to get your buzz a little bit, I don't know now. So she got arrested. She was just there for a couple hours. She came home. Her manager, Cade Hudson. Cade, not Kate Hudson. He wrote something saying, you know, the family is working together. She's going to get the help that she needs so that she can live, like, a successful, happy existence. Not even like success, like performing, just that. And her sons are going to visit her, and that's where. And I guess the last thing she posted that night was, like, at 10 at night. And it was not good. You know, it was the weird felt hat, the brown sensible pumps.
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Was she out or at her house?
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At the house. Posted that. Which could have been. Right then she could have recorded or she could have been an old one, who knows? And then she was pulled over just off of Westlake. So she was coming back from, like, Moorpark or something, I think.
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Is it at a restaurant or where was she?
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No, because we don't know where she was because someone called to say, it looks like this. This driver could be impaired.
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Oh, okay.
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So I remembered when the road that you take to my house, someone had filmed her.
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I remember that being erratic a couple of months ago.
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And people were like, why didn't you call the police?
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It was pretty erratic.
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It was pretty erratic. So I. That I believe this story to be True. As far as she was. It was erratic driving. Maybe, but maybe she didn't have a dui. Maybe she's just a really fucking shitty driver and she is probably, you know, taking something. Some people feel it is. When I say some people, I mean, you know, discussions that are happening. Could it have to do. Could this be a little more sinister? Oh, and that. Was she set up?
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Nothing ever just happens anymore. No, no.
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Was she set up because she just sold her whole catalog.
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What? Why would. Oh, so who's mad about that?
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Think of is, do you want her? Kind of. This will cause an intervention.
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Yeah.
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And maybe she'll get better, which is fine. Or is there something in that. This way, now that it's sold, other people can be performing. I don't know what the correlation would be. I don't believe that correlation. I believe she went out, someone saw her erratically driving. This is not la. This is like more suburbia. And someone called and it really happened.
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Britney Spears being erratic is nothing new. I mean, you know what I mean? So I don't think. I don't know about the setup thing.
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No, I don't think it's.
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It was just a matter of time where something like this was going to happen.
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All she wanted to do was drive in her car. Remember that she just said when she was in the conservative ship, she wanted to go. She wanted to get coffee, massages and, and like go spa days and drive in her car. Yeah. I mean, this is going to be a problem. But if it is a 0.06 and she doesn't have a DUI, but maybe she is in a rehab regardless and she, you know, because arrested for the DUI doesn't mean she has a DUI.
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Right.
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If, if her defense says she's a.06, then she won't have it. But in the meantime, the whole world knows that this happened.
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Right.
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And now she has to get help.
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I had read something that there were also some sort of drugs in the system. Whether they just be like prescription drug.
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Right, right.
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I read that too. So. And then I thought like the last couple of dances the boobs have been popping out. That's a new.
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Oh, how she's squeezing them.
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No, they're coming out. They're coming completely out of the nightgown or whatever she's wearing. She's wearing some sort of tag.
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She had like the clothes I always do, like, I always stab it and then I like zoom in. I know you've caught a couple dog shits. That's what they've yeah, but then I like. I'm like, there's a. Of clothes, there's.
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Yeah. I mean, it's not great. The whole thing is just not a.
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I mean, there was another report where she couldn't. Like, she lives in a community where it's like, I think it's a gay, you know, not with a guard. And you have to remember your code.
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Right?
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And there was some other report. Like, she was there. She couldn't, you know, remember the code. And I mean, yeah, yeah, I cheat. But the thing is, is, like, when someone's like, she's. When someone tells you, like, you're crazy and you need to. Whatever, get on the meds to make you not be crazy. Now I think they're, like, happy, though. Now they can say, yes, but you endangered yourself and others, so now you have to get back on this thing or just don't drive.
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Okay.
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Maybe as someone that has a mental issue, she's like, fine, then I'll just never drive again. I don't want to. I like spinning around. I don't ever want to perform for money. I just like Instagram and I like slapping my own ass and, you know, smearing my lipstick and doing my own hair extensions. I don't know. But I'm like, some people just. Why can't they stay crazy if they're not hurting anyone? Why can't she just stay crazy?
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I think some people do. You know, that's what the people you see feeding pigeons, you know, in the park, you know, at odd hours. I think that she's. I think she would be that person
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if she didn't have money.
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Yeah, if she didn't have money. You know what I mean? So. I don't know. I mean, as I've said since the beginning, you know, everybody. I got a lot of heat for it. I said, I think the conservatorship was a good thing. I don't know if I'm right or wrong here, but I feel like at this point, it didn't get. Once it was lifted, things didn't turn around like everybody thought they were going to.
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I think when it was. I think, though, at the heart of it, everybody was benefit. Benefiting by her taking these drugs and getting on stage and working in Vegas.
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Right.
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And she was not benefiting from the work.
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Yeah.
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And that's where she was like, fuck this. And I remember that there was that moment where she came out and they were gonna announce a whole nother thing, like at MGM or something, and she came out and just, like, walked away. And then she was like, oh, my dad's sick. And I think that was right before the conservatorship ended. And she was like, I'm not gonna sign. I don't want to end up working like this for another 5 years where everyone gets the money and I'm the only one not enjoying it. I like being at home, spinning around. Yeah, that's what she likes. You know, speaking of which, before I forget, because it's not on my list of things to talk about, our magician, speaking of mgm. Yes, mgm. David Copperfield, who has been there forever. I told you that we. That I saw the show. You've performed there. But you never did see his show, did you?
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I've seen it years ago.
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Okay.
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Yeah, but not the current one with
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the alien and stuff.
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No, not this new. But I perform at a theater next to his.
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Yes. And. And, well, we told you the story about. We went to go and everything, and it. It'll be a moment that. With the people I saw it with, like, we were like, bonded. Like, bonded. Like, it was the craziest, weirdest, overtly sexual. He has a. It looked like he stuffed his pants from the entire drive home from Las Vegas. We looked up everything.
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So you had his own eyes. You had like, front row seats.
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Yes.
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And he comes out like the. He's 71 now, and the pictures shocking around the m. Yeah.
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Looks nothing like.
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Yeah, he's 35 in those pictures.
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So first it's like a jump scare.
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So you haven't seen. Nobody's seen the man.
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Like, so talk about, like, conspiracy theories and stuff like that. When all the drive home, like, we're like, looking at the Reddits and all this stuff where people are like, I think he has someone performing for him. I'm like, no, no, it's him. He's just older.
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Yeah.
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And so there's awful stories of accusations and stuff.
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He's been all over.
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He's hugging Ghislaine in a ro. And he had his own island.
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Yeah.
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And like forever. Remember he dated Claudia Shisham for a long time.
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Yeah.
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But I looked up and I think he's like, married with kids now, but I don't know who he, like, how old the wife is or whatever.
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Yeah.
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And then this other Reddit that we found, the guy, this guy said, I used to work for him and he was, you know, and my job was, I would drive him back every night from the show and he would get fast food and he would eat the fast food in the car because, like, whoever he was with was not supposed to know that he was having fast food and just all these like weird things and then. But the show is gonna end. April something.
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Yeah, but they're saying that it's because of the episodes.
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Yes, definitely. It appears to be that.
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Yeah.
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But also, you know, these type of things. I think sometimes the greatest thing that happens to like corporate America is Me too, Epstein. Whatever. Because sometimes I think they're probably like trying to get rid of some older performer or newscaster who makes way more than they could get. I can get a 25 year old to read the teleprompter and whatever. So they're like. But they're in these long contracts and then, and then all of a sudden they're like, great news.
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We got rid of them. We got rid of Matt Lauer.
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Yeah, Matt Lauer, you know, whatever. And then, and then they're like, okay, well your contract there is a morality clause. That's how they get you. And by you having an affair, fucking an intern, whatever. Being whatever discussed. Like you are in the Epstein files.
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Yeah.
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Now we're going to end this. So that's what I think happened.
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Yeah. So now at the end of April he's just, I guess done. Right. Right.
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But that, that particular shot show that he's been doing has been around for a long time.
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25 years.
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No, but they. He changes the show like every like 10. But this one was like on year eight or something because the music was like dat funk and. And like it was. And so then when we were like Punk. Daft Punk.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Just get lucky.
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Yeah. That's like an 11 year old song. Right?
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Right.
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No, the Statue of Liberty didn't make Statue of Liberty disappear.
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He said he was going to make the moon disappear.
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Oh.
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In his song. But Drake just said maybe he make Epstein island disappear in his next big thing because he keeps. Part of the show is he says, I am going to make the moon disappear. I was a little holding back how much I talked last time.
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Yeah.
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Because I thought like if I perform there again, he'll still be there. But now that I know that he won't be, I just don't care.
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The funny thing was I don't know anything about the man, but I've heard, you know, his whole, my whole life I've been hearing of David Copperfield. I thought he was like some amazing person from a far off land. Turns out he's like from New Jersey or something. Oh, he's just like a regular guy from New Jersey. I don't know why I thought he was this supernatural, this show.
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He does this whole thing, this whole, like, through line about his father, and he acts like it's old videos of his parents and stuff. And it's like halfway through, you're like, okay, now these are just actors. It's just like a created story, whatever it was, so. And then there's an alien element that's like, I just. I don't know. I would. But I'm telling you. I'm telling you the weirdness because I'm saying you need to go see it because you'll never. And you need to go see it with someone that, like, you would laugh in church with. Like, you need that kind of friend to go see this thing before it's over with. Because I don't think, you know, I've heard stories.
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I've had friends who, when you do comedy there, they. They ask you, like, if you want to go see anything, what you can get you in. And I. It's always been like a timing thing because you got to run right from there to the show. And I was like, I don't need to see. But my friends have all come back from the conference. We're going. Same thing you said. They're like, wow, it is wild. Like, your. Same thing. Like, he doesn't. There's not the same person that you see in the pictures and everything else.
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I mean, it was.
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And he's really phoning in the performance.
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Honestly, it was the highlight of my Bravo con experience because it was like there was six of us there, and we just were like. I just like, mouths on the floor, like, what is this? Crying, laughing. Like Brady and Julie. Julie was obsessed. Like, it. Yeah, go see this.
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You got a couple more weeks.
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Look up all the stuff about him
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before or after, because not only are they the Epstein file, he had his own stories, allegations going back, way back
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from, like, young girls that you pick out from the audience that were like, you know, not 18, who then he pursued allegedly and like, all that kind of stuff, right? And I was reading this, you know, knowing that he. Remembering the island and remembering all the stories. And we're reading this on the way back in November, before the big drop of the Epstein files. And I was like, so everyone's just ignoring all these stories. These are legit, awful stories.
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He was one of the first names that came out. It was like, yeah, David Caulfield and. And, you know, and the guy who's in Stephen Hawking and David Cockfield. I'm like, oh, those are the two.
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The Steven Yeah, like Stephen Hawking. Just like, no matter what, you're just thinking, oh, this unattractive, you know, genius who's, you know, bound by a wheelchair, still a perv. It doesn't matter how pathetic your life is. Like, it's like the same thing when people are like, oh, this ugly old rich man that thinks I'm a queen. He'd never cheat on me. Yeah, I will, right? Yeah, I will.
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I saw a picture in the paper of Stephen Hawking with two girls next to him in bikinis, and it said, stephen Hawking relaxing with two, you know, bikini clad spots. I said, he has no other choice than to relax. That's his position. His spine is gone. Like, all he does is relax.
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Sounds not like he just got done his roofing job. Yeah. Well, this episode of Juicy Scoop is sponsored by Jones Road Beauty. When I don't have to do a full face of makeup, I still am not comfortable going out with nothing on. And that is why I love this Jones Road Beauty balm. I can put it over my makeup like I'm doing right now to give me just that really natural golden hour glow. But also when I just am not going to do the full makeup thing, but I want a little something, I put that on. People are like, did you get a facial? What laser are you using? It is. Is so easy. It's. You don't need any brushes and it just feels natural. It just feels like you're absolutely not wearing any makeup at all. And I absolutely love it. I also want to tell you about, they just launched an eyeshadow stick, which is already a staple that I absolutely love using. If you want makeup that brings out your natural glow instead of hiding it, Jones Road is the way to go. For a limited time, our Juicy Scoopers are getting a free shimmer face oil on their first purchase. When they use code Juicy Scoop at checkout, just go to Jonesroadbeauty.com and use code Juicy Scoop at checkout. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. Please support Juicy Scoop and tell them Heather McDonald sent you. This episode of Juicy Scoop is brought to you by Quince. So my sister Shannon and I were talking about her upcoming trip and she's like, I just want some cool linen clothes. Like, I want to look like a chic traveling galaxy walking the earth. Okay? And I'm like, well, let me tell you, you know where to go, girl, because we both shop there. Quints. And I absolutely love it because she went there and she got everything she needed because they do use premium fabrics like 100% European linen, 100% silk. She's got a great like long skirt that's just goes with everything. She's even wearing it to court. Lightweight cotton cashmere sweaters perfect for the changing seasons. They have it all right now. Go to quince.com 2c4 free shipping and 365 day returns. That's a full year to wear it and love it. And you will now available in Canada too. Don't keep settling for clothes that don't last. Go to Q U I n c e.com juicy for free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com juicy you guys know I'm so busy but there's nothing that bothers me more than when I open up the fridge and I want to cook something at home. I want to make my lunch and I don't have anything because I didn't go grocery shopping and I don't like going grocery shopping and that is what I love about thrive. Thrive Market is a membership based grocery service where you can shop from wherever you are. Simply just hop on their app. The membership breaks down to just $5 a month and it gives members access to weekly sales, personalized shopping for with filters, auto ship and save, free gifts and peace of mind knowing there's no junk in any of the products they carry. Instead of paying fees on every grocery delivery order, you pay once for the year and benefit from it every time you shop. There's no trade offs for yummy food so if your kids want Mac and cheese, if they want some sugary snacks, they have those versions that are better with less sugar, more nutrition. Ready to make some healthy swaps and become a member? Join Thrive Market with my link thrive market.com juicy scoop for 30% off your first order plus a free $60 gift. Okay crazy LA news. We're going to cover a lot of crazy LA things. Rihanna's house was shot at. So she has this house in Beverly Hills and it has like a white, you know gate in front of it which a lot of people have which like you like you know safe to cut gate your home. But this woman showed up with an AK. What it was it 47 AK 47 yeah. And just was shooting at it so you can see where they have the bullet AR15 guns.
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You have machine gun AR15.
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I'm not a gun girl. But anyway shot up the thing and you can see like you know where it was shot up and she's you know the bail is set for 10 million which means someone needs to come up with a million. We don't. We know her name, but we don't know why she was there, what her connection is. I assume she's just a crazed fan.
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That's what I've heard. Yeah, but, like, was Rihanna home at the time? I mean, I know she probably.
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I don't know. I mean, she has three kids now. She's pregnant with third or something.
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Right.
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I mean, regardless, like, so freaking scary. So that was awful. Then Rachel Zo's house was burglarized. She was not there. No one was hurt. But I just find it interesting because she's now Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And of the current cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Dorit was robbed.
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Yeah.
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Like, at gunpoint inside her house.
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Oh, she was there.
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She was there.
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Oh, shit.
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And there was a lot of controversy of people wondering, is this a real story? Is this whatever. But it appears to still, her story holds up. No one's ever said it was like a Jussie Smollett situation.
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Right.
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It's never been proven. Then Kyle wasn't home. Her house was robbed of, like, you know, heirlooms, purses, all this stuff. Kathy Hilton, her sister, was just robbed, and her husband was home, and he got out his gun, and the guy was, like, in the house and everything. He's okay. No one was hurt. Sutton, who's on the show, her house was robbed when she was not there. And I'm like, you know, the whole thing of these reality shows is all the fans are like, we want to see real wealth. We want to see real. So people show off their shit. The cameras are in their homes. Oftentimes people like, I remember the Kardashians. All those years that you would see the old Kardashians, that wasn't the outside of their house. They did a different outside of their house.
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Yes.
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Even though they're behind gates and everything, that can only do so much. And so. But they don't do that for Real Housewives.
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They show it their real house.
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Yes. And they film their real house. And there's a new girl now that bought the old house of Kyle's, and she is a money manifester. That's her job.
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She tells me.
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She tells. She's like, her name's Amanda. And she goes, I make more in a month than my husband makes in a year. So I'm. Or her fiance. So I'm planning the wedding for the way I. I want it. I empower women. I tell them how to manifest money. So by journaling, by taking her courses.
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That's it.
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Spend 7,500.
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Yeah.
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And you can learn how to manifest your own money wealth.
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That's amazing. Who falls for this bullshit?
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Women.
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There's so much of this bullshit going on, and I'm shocked by it. Like, if I got to watch Mel Robbins one more time to tell me to get a good night's rest, I'm like, no, shit.
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I have said it. I think it's women. Women are looking for the answer. They go to the tarot card readers. They go. They. They. More of us go to church. More of us manifest. More of us do the. This secret, you know, and there's a lot of things, you know, prayer. Prayer shouldn't cost money, and manifesting shouldn't cost money. But then there's these tools that are, like, coaching tools that people sell, and it's their right to make that money. And if you buy it. Yeah. Teddy Mellencamp, before she got into podcasting, her job was she would just yell at you through text about how much you can eat that week. And people paid 500 a week.
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Really?
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And then she'd be like, show me your food.
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Yeah.
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And they'd say, this is my food for the day. And she's like, too many carrot slices. Next time, three. Less. It's all true.
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B
Sounds like my mother.
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A
And then she taught people under her to be called accountability coach, but they weren't nutrition. They weren't. They didn't have degrees in nutrition or physical, you know, being a private trainer. Nothing like that.
- [26:22]
B
So there's a woman who's a money manifestor, but how does she really make the money? Is there.
- [26:27]
A
That's it. You people buy the courses. There is no. The product is her telling you to just how to journal. So then she had an episode where she said, hey, everybody, you know, I got you these journals, and now I need you to sit around the housewives and. And, like. Right. You know, if money wasn't an option, where would I want to be next year if, you know, and, like, imagine it. And I'm all for, like, the manifestation stuff, like, and putting it all together, but I don't need a course for it. I just kind of think of it and hope for it. And then. Then I look back and I go, oh, that did kind of work out that way. But that's which. But. And she's now talking about her wealth all the time and showing her home. If I was her, I would be like, I'm. What better security can I get right now? I would be really terrified living in LA on a street that anyone can drive on.
- [27:22]
B
I've heard that they're looking for like the purses. That's what I've heard. Like all the. These break ins. Yeah, they're looking for the. The expensive hand.
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A
I heard somebody ended up suing who they stole from because they went and the purses were fake. They're like, I wasted my time.
- [27:40]
B
Wait a minute.
- [27:40]
A
I went to the real reel and it turned out they were fake. And here's this big Palm beach lady that was acting like she was rich, but it. A lot of them are fake.
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B
I bet they are.
- [27:50]
A
You can get now these super fake, like herme Birkin bags they call super fakes because they really are like crocodile skin and stuff. They're not from herme, but they're fake. They look like airme, but they're like $6.
- [28:03]
B
Like a lower end crocodile. Like a homeless crocodile.
- [28:10]
A
They're not bred. They're not living in an orange tank like Arabic. But. But it's, you know, like. So if you're rich and you're walking around with a crocodile bag, people will think, oh, she spent 65, 000 on that because she is that rich. But the truth is she only spent six.
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B
Right.
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A
It's still not from the store.
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B
I mean, there's one New York City, everyone, you can see them. They lay the one.
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A
There's the ones that you can get for, you know, 150 or three for 350. Those are those fakes.
- [28:36]
B
Yeah.
- [28:36]
A
But then if you, you know, so all of it. Yeah. So these people are robbing and you know, it's a bummer because she's always. But that's all she talks about. Rachel's always like, I'm a vintage girl. I mean, I have vintage Chanel, vintage Gucci, vintage this. I, you know, she's so. Yeah. She's a real housewife.
- [28:58]
B
Yeah.
- [28:58]
A
She basically took the job so that she could destroy the husband that she's divorcing.
- [29:02]
B
Oh, got it.
- [29:03]
A
She likes to talk a lot about what a dickie is. And it's better to get it out that way, like talking with other people, than if you were just to like.
- [29:11]
B
Yeah.
- [29:11]
A
Do a podcast solo episode of how much you hate your husband. This is much more organic.
- [29:17]
B
Sure.
- [29:18]
A
And talk to the kids about it. Whatever. She's very entertaining on it. But I'm telling you, if I was a robber.
- [29:25]
B
Yeah.
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A
This. And someone said, hey, where should we rob this week? I'd be like, let's get ourselves some vintage gucci. And stuff. Because that stuff's not fake.
- [29:34]
B
Who has that?
- [29:35]
A
Well, Rachel Zoe.
- [29:36]
B
Yeah. All right.
- [29:38]
A
So anyway, it's scary. Okay. Our guy Timothy Chalamet was in some type of interview and he was talking about films and you know, people are going to see less films. And so he basically said, look, I want this art to stay around forever. I don't want it to turn into like ballet and opera. I'm paraphrasing. But basically I read the whole thing to see the context.
- [30:00]
B
But he was talking to Makan, Matthew McConaughey, right?
- [30:03]
A
Yeah, he was hired to. Somebody else.
- [30:05]
B
It was McConaughey. I don't know, you know, podcast.
- [30:08]
A
So basically, you know, that people don't. In his opinion, he didn't think people were rushing to go see those things as maybe they did 100 years ago.
- [30:18]
B
Right.
- [30:19]
A
And I was thinking about it and I want. And listen, I believe that there's people that sing opera and learn ballet and everything that are young today. But I have often thought, now I'm an older person, you know, Gen X. And if we're not going to it because we were raised in it, like, I just think you either go to it, like you either go to hockey games or whatever, or you don't.
- [30:46]
B
Right.
- [30:46]
A
I think there's an audience for it.
- [30:48]
B
Sure.
- [30:48]
A
And it was. You were never part of it. But I did go to an opera. Like I don't know, like 15 years ago. We got tickets and I took my mother in law and after like about 35 minutes I was like, are you like feeling this? And she's like, no. I go, would you care if we left? Are we going to drive all the way down? And I just, I just. It wasn't for me.
- [31:12]
B
Yeah.
- [31:13]
A
And that's fine. But I understand why all these people are mad. And they're like, you know, doing these videos of like, try this Timothy Chalamet. It was this guy, you know, in a little onesie, spinning around on one of those vibrating things. Well, he's able to spin around while it vibrates, doing a plie or whatever because he's an incredible dancer. Now ballet, I feel like people will always want to go see ballet.
- [31:38]
B
Yeah.
- [31:39]
A
Because. But I also feel like, you know, in our generation, you're like, if you put your daughter in ballet, they'd be like, what the is wrong with you? You almond mom. You're gonna give your daughter an eating disorder. Like every bit person that's ever had any ballet is tells is on a podcast saying like, I hate my mom. And I didn't want to do this. And this was awful. And I, you know, they were weighing me and you know, my ankles don't work now. I don't know.
- [32:08]
B
Feet. Yeah.
- [32:09]
A
We had one girl at school that had, that was a ballerina and she was the only one we knew and we. Every two weeks she had to get new shoes.
- [32:17]
B
Yeah.
- [32:17]
A
And so we were like, can we have a pair? And then like hanging on for decorate our rooms. And you could see, you know, the dried blood inside because she's spinning around, around. And then I went to her house and the mom made this beautiful meal and she's like, none for you, none for the kid. Yeah.
- [32:33]
B
Oh, God.
- [32:34]
A
And I got the meatloaf and the mashed potatoes and she had to have literally a carrot.
- [32:38]
B
You know what she.
- [32:39]
A
And then Teddy McKellen.
- [32:40]
B
I was just gonna say she needs a text from Teddy Mellon. Too many carrots.
- [32:45]
A
Too many carrots.
- [32:46]
B
Oh, my God. That. You see, my problem with ballet was I went to a couple and the few that I've seen were these odd. This guy, he's kind of famous for like turning famous, like plays into ballets and the adults play the kids parts. So.
- [33:06]
A
Because too many kid.
- [33:07]
B
Little kids. No. I don't know, whatever. They don't have the rule, you know, union rules, whatever. They can't work certain hour. So, you know, and anytime an adult plays a kid part, especially in something like that, they really got to overdo it. They just give him the big rainbow lollipop. There was some like 38 year old man spinning around with a big rainbow lollipop and, and a propeller hat. I'm like, all right. I mean, it's, I think that's creepier than just watching a kid do it.
- [33:36]
A
Oh, my God.
- [33:37]
B
Yeah.
- [33:38]
A
Yeah. So anyway, but I think Chalamet was
- [33:41]
B
kind of joking or he was just like talking.
- [33:43]
A
But he was also. I said, I go. I think he's being kind of humble by saying, look, the art form that we're doing right now, it might not be around.
- [33:53]
B
Yeah.
- [33:53]
A
In, in 20 years. The way things are moving so fast. If people aren't, if people don't go to see movies and all that. And then he also said, like, how the action. Now they're, they're saying the action has to be right at the front of the film. So then Drake goes, yeah, that really pissed me off. I want to go see that Jurassic park or whatever, the latest one. And he goes in. The first five minutes are just people getting ripped and torn by dinosaurs and the rest of it. He's like, where's the dinosaurs? Like, there was no more dining.
- [34:19]
B
Right.
- [34:19]
A
It was just. And.
- [34:20]
B
Oh, that's funny.
- [34:21]
A
So it's. Yeah, I think he was trying to be like, just because we're movie stars today doesn't mean that we'll have the luxury of being it. That's where I think he was.
- [34:29]
B
A lot of people are also saying that this kind of screwed his chances at winning best Actor now because now he's not.
- [34:34]
A
Yeah, he has some stink on him.
- [34:36]
B
Yeah, exactly.
- [34:38]
A
Yeah. And then I. Yeah. And then SNL did a joke about it being like, you know, you said no one's interested in opera or ballet, but you also did a movie about ping pong. Yeah, I haven't seen it.
- [34:49]
B
I did.
- [34:49]
A
Did you love it?
- [34:50]
B
It's okay. It's pretty good. I mean, definitely watchable.
- [34:53]
A
What is it? So he's just a ping pong player?
- [34:55]
B
Well, it's more to it than that, but yeah, it's. It is about ping pong in the end.
- [34:58]
A
But it's. Did he have childhood trauma? Was he bullied or anything?
- [35:01]
B
It's the same guy who did Uncut Gems. You ever see that movie Uncut Gems with Adam Sandler?
- [35:05]
A
Yeah.
- [35:06]
B
So it's like really frenetic and kind of wild. It's kind of actiony and moves a lot.
- [35:10]
A
Does it have a narration?
- [35:12]
B
Yeah, a little bit. It's good movie. Check it out.
- [35:15]
A
We were.
- [35:15]
B
You wouldn't be disappointed.
- [35:16]
A
We were at. We were at like eating outside and this, this song. That song was playing. That is. You just a runaway. You're just a la la. You know that Rolling Stone song? That's.
- [35:28]
B
Oh, yeah, yeah.
- [35:29]
A
And so anyway, it was odd and I was like, like, oh, my God. This is like in every Martin Scorsese film where he's always like, this is where I met. Boobity bop, boobity bop. He. He always knew where to get the best ladies. You know, like, whatever it is that
- [35:46]
B
your audition for a Martin Scorsese.
- [35:47]
A
Yeah. And then it's like. And then there's always someone slowly walking to the jet.
- [35:51]
B
Yeah.
- [35:51]
A
It's always like a cocaine filled suitcase or money or whatever. It's always that song. But I'm like, like when you say the Frenetic, I'm like, yeah. When you see like a style of a movie like that about someone's life and then they do that narration to keep you. Was there, was there narration or no.
- [36:09]
B
Yeah, there is a narration.
- [36:10]
A
Yeah.
- [36:10]
B
Movie. Yeah.
- [36:11]
A
I was always told that's a. That's a Lazy way to write.
- [36:14]
B
Well, this covers a lot of ground.
- [36:16]
A
Yeah.
- [36:17]
B
You know, instead of showing it, you could just.
- [36:19]
A
Yeah, yeah. And then.
- [36:21]
B
Yeah.
- [36:22]
A
It stops.
- [36:22]
B
Yeah. Record scratch.
- [36:24]
A
Yeah.
- [36:24]
B
Yeah.
- [36:24]
A
Let me tell you, that's Harry Magee. Harry McGee, my friend.
- [36:32]
B
Sounds like we got a Scorsese movie.
- [36:35]
A
Your co worker.
- [36:37]
B
My co. Yeah. Meghan Markle.
- [36:38]
A
Yes, your co worker. The Netflix deal is done. I don't think this is any surprise. Netflix ends Meghan Markle's partnership. They, of course, were very classy about it. They said it was a. This. The time has run out. We are not renewing it, but we're so excited to see what she'll do to grow the brand, as ever, on her own.
- [37:03]
B
Yeah.
- [37:04]
A
Which is the jam.
- [37:06]
B
She's got a lot of jam. Which I said. They said the Netflix offices were filled with the jam. I read some report. You know, they can't even give it away. There's damn jams everywhere.
- [37:16]
A
And then they said the jam wasn't even made, like, in California. Maybe like Idaho or something. Yeah. And so. Because it was supposed to be. Whatever the jam was called, was based originally, she had some other name. I can't even. She's really. Anyway, as ever. Or as if. Or whatever. As. I don't know what it's called.
- [37:35]
B
I think it's as ever.
- [37:36]
A
Yeah.
- [37:37]
B
I think you were right.
- [37:39]
A
Anyway. What I.
- [37:41]
B
So what now? I mean, where do we go from here?
- [37:43]
A
We are so close to doing my prediction, which is what I've always said.
- [37:46]
B
Said another. But she already did a podcast.
- [37:48]
A
No. Join. She will end up joining an ensemble reality show cast that follows their lives. And I don't. It's coming closer than I even.
- [37:59]
B
Like. Like a Real Housewives.
- [38:01]
A
Yeah, something like that.
- [38:02]
B
Oh, that would be. That's too. She can't do that.
- [38:05]
A
It's going to happen.
- [38:07]
B
Really?
- [38:07]
A
Yeah. Because, you know. Because it will. And even in that, I don't think that she will be that exciting to watch.
- [38:17]
B
Right.
- [38:17]
A
But it'll be a name to, like, get the deal sold.
- [38:20]
B
Okay.
- [38:21]
A
I wouldn't be surprised if she was trying to put it together herself where she could have, like, Final Edit and she's, like, recruiting some Montecito preschool moms, being like, would you want to do something like this? But then she's probably going to say, but unlike Housewives, it'll be about women entrepreneurs supporting each other. I just watched a show about women entrepreneurs supporting each other.
- [38:41]
B
What is it called?
- [38:42]
A
It's called CEO Club.
- [38:44]
B
Oh, what's that?
- [38:45]
A
On Serena Williams prime or something.
- [38:47]
B
Oh.
- [38:47]
A
And it's fine, but it's not, it's. It's not as entertaining as when they're ripping their, each other's heads off for coming late to the charity event.
- [38:56]
B
Yeah, you'll figure that out after the ratings are down. Like, start flipping over tables.
- [39:01]
A
Yeah. I mean, you know, you follow them at their, at their book signing at Barnes and Noble. Then you follow them when they get their wax museum, their wax figure. Then you follow them at their beauty launch.
- [39:11]
B
Right.
- [39:11]
A
You know, with the flower wall and people taking photos, it's just kind of like we've seen it all. Like, that's not going to people's like press events as a reality show is not really juicy. So that's what I think is gonna happen.
- [39:23]
B
Okay. I mean, what about afternoon television? What about moving into that Kelly Clarkson world?
- [39:32]
A
No way. She does not have the popularity anymore. I think she's getting to the point where people just don't really care that much. They don't even care enough to like rip on her because people didn't even rip on the second season like they did the first because they were like, the joke's old and I don't really care.
- [39:48]
B
Right.
- [39:49]
A
What do you think's gonna happen to her? Right.
- [39:51]
B
Well, here's what I. I mean, I think I said it before on here, you gotta start making yourself seem a little more human. I know, I don't, you know, I don't know day to day life. But. But neither does anyone else. That's part of the problem. So I'm like, I'm not kidding when I say a couple of pop ups on Saturday Night Live. All of a sudden you're like, oh, okay, maybe she is fun.
- [40:17]
A
Like, and then you're grounded.
- [40:18]
B
More like, she's not what she is.
- [40:22]
A
Okay, so now you work at snl.
- [40:24]
B
Yeah.
- [40:25]
A
And her people pitches pitch her to do something which, you know, they're not going to just say write her anything like, no, she's going to. I don't think. I think that the wave has passed. Like, I think you could be right. I think she. It's just like, I just don't think people would care.
- [40:42]
B
Yeah.
- [40:43]
A
But I. The only way I think it can happen is if. And I don't want this to happen is if they broke up and then she was really free. She's now Sarah Ferguson, which, she's in a lot of hot water. She's all over the Epstein files and all that. But that she's just kind of like, I'm the ex princess and she kind of can get real. Like you like just talk about like, oh my God. Like what if here I. Like here I thought I was gonna have this. Which she never will. I don't think.
- [41:15]
B
I don't think so either. Yeah, that's part of the problem. But yeah, who knows?
- [41:20]
A
I mean, I still think she's very fun to look at. Like, I still think she's really pretty.
- [41:25]
B
Do you think there's acting again at all? Back to acting, like full on real whatever she was doing suits and things like that.
- [41:32]
A
I think there's so few acting jobs and I think it wouldn't be convenient for like where her life is.
- [41:38]
B
Right.
- [41:39]
A
That I think she's like a little bit, hate to say it, lazy. The podcast sounded like she was real lazy. The show was very lazy. She's putting it Trader Joe's peanut butter pretzels into a bag. I mean and in her own house. But it wasn't her house. She made.
- [41:53]
B
Yeah, I know, but it was like a house.
- [41:55]
A
And then he did the all. All two seasons together in like two weeks. Like knocked it out. So I, I'm like, I don't think that she will want to get up at 4am and drive to Warner Center. Yeah. Warner Brothers. And be in a trailer for 12 hours learning lines to Gray's Anatomy. I just don't think it's going to happen.
- [42:12]
B
Right. Okay.
- [42:14]
A
All right. The swan pageant. We knew this was coming. Hulu is going to visit the swan. I literally said after the America's Next Top Model. I go, now they're just going to do every horrible show from the 90s. Yeah. We're a 25 year old is going to do a tick tock going, I can't believe they did this.
- [42:33]
B
Right. Yeah.
- [42:34]
A
Who. Who are these monsters that greenlit the show and then also watched it from home?
- [42:40]
B
Yeah.
- [42:40]
A
And the swan is one of them. And I cannot wait because there is not a show I want to know more about. Where are they now than the swan?
- [42:50]
B
Yeah. Have. Have you seen anywhere? Are they now strumming or anybody?
- [42:55]
A
I just remember shortly after. And there were two swans. A guy and a girl that got all the plastic surgery. You know, pin back the ears, filled the cheeks, shorten the nose.
- [43:07]
B
Yeah.
- [43:08]
A
Got the hair extension so they look like Miss Piggy walking around like that big long hair. And. And two swans had a baby.
- [43:19]
B
Oh yeah.
- [43:19]
A
And I need to see what that
- [43:21]
B
baby looks like because the babe genetically. Yeah. Eight years are out. Right.
- [43:25]
A
The Schnauzer Schneider. I don't know. I need to see what that baby looks like, so. And then also they went back to their hometowns and it's like, you know, do they have money to keep getting the Botox? Do they have money to keep filling their hair extensions? Like, they're gonna go back to working at the Dairy Queen.
- [43:42]
B
Right.
- [43:43]
A
So I'm. Yeah. Like, I think this will be interesting. Very interesting. I just remember, remember, and Dr. Dubrow, Heather Debauch's husband from O.C. he was one of the original doctors.
- [43:55]
B
Oh, yeah.
- [43:55]
A
And that's right. Remember they couldn't look at themselves and they'd lose weight and then they'd get all the surgeries.
- [44:02]
B
It feels like a hundred years ago. I vaguely remember that.
- [44:04]
A
And then they'd be like, okay. And then they look the thing and they'd look in the mirror after they've had all the plaque surgery. Haven't looked in the mirror for three months. Like, the swelling, everything has to go down, and they're just like. It was so. It was crazy. Yeah, but kind of crazy. Fun, but awful.
- [44:23]
B
I always felt it was weird. They used to do things like this. Not to this length, but.
- [44:27]
A
Yeah.
- [44:28]
B
I think it was like the Today show or something where they would go out to the plaza.
- [44:31]
A
Yeah.
- [44:32]
B
They would just do a haircut on a guy and maybe give him a better fitting pants.
- [44:36]
A
Yeah.
- [44:37]
B
And I was always like, well, what if you're the guy who probably thinks, hey, I look great? And then they're like, searching around, we need somebody gross. And this poor guy's out there with a sign, happy birthday to his wife at 6am like, you're gross enough. What? Yeah, you.
- [44:55]
A
I remember being at my first apartment in Brentwood, desperate to be on tv, picking up the drama logs and sending out the headshot. And I'm like, I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get picked for a makeover. Okay. So I put on this awful outfit and I parted my hair down the middle and I had no makeup, and I was like. Like, I just really. And I sent it in and I was like, I just am ready for a makeover. I'm like this frump it up person. And, like, they didn't pick me. But, I mean, I was really like, oh, sure, you can chop my hair and, like, make me look like Jennifer Aniston. I don't fucking care. Like, I just want to be on tv.
- [45:34]
B
It always looks good when they cut, like, a guy's hair.
- [45:37]
A
Yeah. There was a few, though, I've seen that people have reached from the alcohol archives and put on. And there was one that was like not good. Yeah, they did this like where they like they wanted. Yeah. They took off her hair and made it like spiky and short and it was like the worst. It was like, oh, I don't know. There's been some that were bad, but that was a big thing in the talk show world.
- [46:00]
B
Yeah.
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A
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B
Yeah.
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A
And now her name is Bad Bunny.
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B
No, it's not Bad baby. Yeah, she's a Danielle Bogosi. I believe her real name is.
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A
Yes. And. And so anyway, she makes whatever, $68 million a year doing only fans.
- [48:56]
B
And I'd like to. I need to see the receipts on that. Every time I hear that num those numbers, I'm like, I just don't. I don't believe it. I'm sorry. I know. How come the funny thing is nobody believes anything anymore. Like we were saying, there might be a conspiracy here, but yet that one, everyone's like, yeah, 68 million, definitely. Have you seen that girl? That little trolls making $68 million on there? Absolutely not. No way.
- [49:20]
A
I always feel like for that it's got to be the initial amount, like for the Piper Raquel or whatever he was. She was like a YouTuber kid.
- [49:29]
B
Okay.
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A
And she basically had like her own icarly show type of thing, but like on.
- [49:33]
B
And then she went on and then,
- [49:35]
A
you know, and then they were like, count until Piper turns 18. There's a whole huge countdown like in Times Square or something.
- [49:41]
B
Same thing with. With that girl Catch Me outside. Yeah, and dead.
- [49:45]
A
But
- [49:48]
B
losers waiting. Could you IM David Copperfield's waiting.
- [49:54]
A
Oh. And so anyway, then she did it. But. But Drake said that she waited like two months after her birthday. And he's like, she really missed like, the. The. I'm like, I don't think she sounds
- [50:07]
B
like Drake is one of the guys.
- [50:09]
A
Yeah. I said, I go, did you do it? No, I didn't. But it was two. She made like 2 million. But I'm like, okay, so now you're doing, you know, 2.
- [50:17]
B
2 million and 68 million. Big difference.
- [50:19]
A
But also, is it 2 million just for that month? Like, are you going to keep those people for the next five years as you enter your 20s gross?
- [50:27]
B
Yeah.
- [50:28]
A
Yeah.
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B
Nobody wants to see that. Oh, man.
- [50:31]
A
And. And then like, she was like, there was some, like, article about her, you know, whatever, collaborating with some other girl. And it's interesting. Like, they're. They're cute girls, but it's like what really does well on those things is truly not the girl next door from the Bunny Arrow with the blonde. It's like really kind of like Brown hair, not a lot of makeup. Like, truly, those are the girls that, like, make the most.
- [50:56]
B
But is it sexual, or are they just talking in their room?
- [51:00]
A
No, it's sexual.
- [51:01]
B
Oh, it is. Okay.
- [51:02]
A
It's. It's definitely, like, boobs and stuff.
- [51:05]
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [51:07]
A
But, I mean, you know, it's a million times better than what our old porn stars had to do.
- [51:13]
B
Oh, yeah.
- [51:14]
A
Traveling to the Valley.
- [51:15]
B
Sun Valley.
- [51:18]
A
Oh, Shad. Peter and I used to get in arguments when we would watch Cinemax, because I'd be like, I know that's in Porter Ranch. And he'd be like, no, it's not. It's right over here. I go, no, it's not. That house was there. And that's what we would fight about. Instead of, like, getting all horny, we would try to figure out the real estate.
- [51:35]
B
I used to do them. I mean, when I first came to la, I did those type of movies. They never saw the light of day. It was, like, one weird guy in the Malibu who, like, shot these movies on, like, a camcorder, but he had 10, 15 actors. We'd all show up and it would be, like, a lot of shower scenes, and he would.
- [51:55]
A
How much nudity would you do?
- [51:57]
B
I did. I just. Bathing suit. Like, the men would never nude. It was always just topless women.
- [52:01]
A
Oh, okay.
- [52:02]
B
So. And he would rent out hotel rooms. Like, I remember the Malibu beach in. Which is still there.
- [52:06]
A
Yeah. We would.
- [52:07]
B
He would rent the room there, and he would always be like, okay, everybody, you're just kids blowing off steam. And that would be as one piece of direction. We would all go, okay. And then, you know, some girls would take off their tops and they would be, like, just showering.
- [52:22]
A
Yeah, I remember. Yeah.
- [52:25]
B
And he would give, like, $150 cash.
- [52:28]
A
So good.
- [52:28]
B
And we were like, at that time, I mean, it was. Might as well give us a million. So every day I would drive back, like, let's do it again.
- [52:36]
A
And I was kind of, like, obsessed with the whole, like, adult industry of the late mid-90s.
- [52:42]
B
Yeah.
- [52:43]
A
Where that's when they were just starting to break into mainstream. Like, Charlie Sheen would be dating one of them. Right, right. And it was like, oh, my gosh. You know, there was the AVN Awards.
- [52:54]
B
Like, Tracy Lords.
- [52:55]
A
Tracy. And, like, the AVN Awards would be, like. Like, featured in, like, the tabloids.
- [53:00]
B
They were on Showtime, I think, and stuff. Yeah.
- [53:02]
A
They actually put them on and, you know, and then, you know, and they'd accept their award for, like, triple anal or whatever it is. And, you Know, and. And it just was like legitimizing it and everything. And then those type of those. I love those documentaries. Yeah, because the trajectory of those girls are they end up getting out of it, having a kid, Christian becoming a realtor. Oh, and then the crash of 2008. They had to go back to doing the porn.
- [53:30]
B
Oh, really?
- [53:31]
A
Yeah. No, they said it was easier than setting up open house signs. They said it was safer than sitting on an empty house by themselves. They'd rather do a train and know that there's a paycheck at the end.
- [53:44]
B
Oh, my God.
- [53:45]
A
Than showing some loser 20 houses who doesn't buy.
- [53:49]
B
Oh, that is so fun.
- [53:51]
A
Anyway, so with Dr. Phil, there's actually
- [53:53]
B
a series on like Pornhub or something now.
- [53:57]
A
So juicy. I love stuff like that.
- [53:58]
B
I'm talking like a real estate porn series.
- [54:01]
A
Oh, that's not selling Sunset.
- [54:03]
B
No, it's like, that's the fantasy. The guy comes and goes, can you sell me? And the girl's like, oh, I really need to sell this house. Next thing you know. But it's actually so much so that they. They have a graphic for it. I forget what it's called. And in the graphic, the chimney is. Is a dick and it's spewing sperm.
- [54:24]
A
I have heard that people have given sexual favors to get the listing.
- [54:30]
B
Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm sure.
- [54:31]
A
Then you got to make sure that the guy actually is going to sell when you bring the offer.
- [54:36]
B
Right.
- [54:36]
A
You know, like, where is the commission? But yeah, and. And I knew a girl that was in real estate and she was. Was cheating on her husband and she would tell her lovers to meet her at her listings.
- [54:50]
B
Oh, really?
- [54:50]
A
Yeah, just as like a house or whatever.
- [54:53]
B
Yeah.
- [54:53]
A
And then my mom one time, she had a listing and she said, and it was like one of her great, like, cocktail stories. Like, she totally could have been like a stand up or whatever if she. It exists. I always say that. But she, you know, she said, well, it was. She did that. She told the story. She's like, like, oh, well, I walked in on Elaine with the horse trainer. I go, what? And she goes, yeah, I was showing the house. And you know, they were very difficult. I mean, they wouldn't let me put a lockbox on it. So I had to go over there every time and open it for the broker. And I walked in the door, in the room, and there she was, you know, being mounted, no pun intended by the horse trader.
- [55:35]
B
Wow.
- [55:35]
A
And I, and I go, what did you do? She goes, well, I continued to show the House. I said, oh, I'm sorry, but as you can see, this is a beautiful walk in closet. Excuse me, Elaine. I just want them to see the walking because a lot of models this age of home don't have this walk in closet. But this was part of an addition, and we do have permits. And then she'd walk.
- [55:56]
B
Yeah.
- [55:57]
A
And then. And then Elaine was like, oh, please, please, Pam, don't tell my husband. And she goes, I won't, but you're gonna take the next offer I bring in. You're not gonna be so difficult.
- [56:07]
B
Oh, nice.
- [56:09]
A
Yeah, there you go. So anyway, with Dr. Phil, he allegedly. They're saying in the show, which I've not seen. I've just seen little reviews of it, which is things I heard from Jerry Springer, too.
- [56:20]
B
All of them, in the end, they have to producing a show. They want people to be crazy.
- [56:25]
A
So they get these people, they start writing that are writing in.
- [56:29]
B
Yeah.
- [56:29]
A
And, you know, this is a time where I think you had to write in a little bit more. They would actively try to find you, too. But now it's, like, really easy to cast a reality show or something. Every. They always find them on Instagram. They're like, oh, you sound like you have, like, a hot group of friends. You have a thousand followers. You're rich. You have a private jet. Want to be on a housewife. Like, that's how they find these girls. But with this, the people would come, and then they said, you know, they'd be, my husband's an alcoholic or whatever, and we need marriage counseling. And so they'd put him in a room with a bunch of alcohol.
- [56:58]
B
Yeah.
- [56:59]
A
And leave them in there. Oh, we're going to be back in an hour. You know, whatever. And then they'd bring him out and he'd be like, I'll tell you right now, you seem drunk. Yeah, I'm gonna take this Breathalyzer. That's one of the stories.
- [57:11]
B
There was already alcohol in the dressing room.
- [57:13]
A
Yeah. And then they give them Breathalyzer, and it's like, oh, my God, this girl has to, like, leave him. And then, of course, with Catch Me Outside, I guess she. I mean, how could she be mad at Dr. Phil? Oh, I mean, it's all cousin and be on that show.
- [57:26]
B
Is she in this documentary?
- [57:28]
A
I don't. I don't have to see her. Yeah. But I'm like, she cannot. But I saw something where her mother was mad, but I think it's probably because the mother. He probably blamed the mother for her being such a badass.
- [57:38]
B
I think they were together when it first happened. That's what it was.
- [57:41]
A
Yeah.
- [57:41]
B
It was her yelling at the mother.
- [57:42]
A
Yeah. And so, of course, they're like, sure, I'll go. You know. Now, talk about how awful he is, but he's kind of fallen away. Like, he had, like, some big podcast company or something that doesn't exist anymore. And.
- [57:56]
B
Well, I don't. I. I don't know.
- [57:59]
A
Yeah. I mean, but Oprah made him.
- [58:02]
B
Yeah, I made him and Dr. Oz. Both of them. Yeah.
- [58:05]
A
And people then. Yeah. People are like, let's really. Let's talk about Oprah's real crimes.
- [58:10]
B
Yeah.
- [58:11]
A
Yeah, these two. But with him, he was basically like a life coach person.
- [58:17]
B
Yeah.
- [58:17]
A
That she found. And he coached her through her trial of when she said, I won't. I'm never going to eat a hamburger again. Because they said that there was mad cow disease.
- [58:29]
B
Right.
- [58:30]
A
In England's meats. And then she psyched. And then she said, I will never eat. I won't eat a hamburger. And then.
- [58:36]
B
Have you seen Oprah lately?
- [58:38]
A
She's not eating anything.
- [58:40]
B
She looks like a mad gal.
- [58:43]
A
She. People are dying over her outfit in Paris and how thin she looks and everything. I also want to say. I mean, I get why people, whether they're 70 or whatever, are finally getting a taste of this. That they chase their whole life, and they just are like, I love it. I love that every month I can buy a smaller size.
- [59:07]
B
Yeah.
- [59:07]
A
And I'm not gonna stop.
- [59:08]
B
Yeah.
- [59:09]
A
I don't think it's. I think once you get to a certain age, you shouldn't be so thin.
- [59:12]
B
Yeah.
- [59:13]
A
Because I would think. I always thought this looks a little weak. Yeah. I always thought, like, as you got older and I don't know that, like, you. You know, you don't want to be so fragile, like, you'll break a bone or whatever. But she's just small for her. I don't think she's so skinny that it. It's, like, unhealthy.
- [59:30]
B
Right.
- [59:30]
A
But now, you know, then she's like, please don't talk about my weight. I'm like, you are the person that brought out your weight on a little red wagon.
- [59:37]
B
Remember every other couple of years.
- [59:39]
A
Every couple of years, it was a new thing that she did.
- [59:42]
B
Yeah.
- [59:43]
A
And wondered and had Weight Watcher and had us all, you know, talking about weight our whole life. So, I mean. But let her have, you know, let her have her. I don't know. Did you see Debbie Moore?
- [59:59]
B
Yeah.
- [60:00]
A
So a lot of people are concerned about that. That she's way too skinny.
- [60:05]
B
She looks real skinny.
- [60:06]
A
And just.
- [60:08]
B
She looked good. I mean, her face, 63 years old. I think I read.
- [60:14]
A
It's just. I just think it's. Listen, you're just standing there taking a photo. You're not. So. You're not in a movie. We saw you take a photo. So, yes, people are going to comment. I like the dress. She looks great. She looks too skinny. She. She's aged. That's what people say. And it is awful. But like, that. What you're out there. That's what we're talking about. It. But. But anyway.
- [60:37]
B
What about Seacrest? Has anybody talking about that one? He looks very skinny.
- [60:43]
A
Well, he, too, had eating disorders when he was a kid.
- [60:46]
B
Yeah.
- [60:47]
A
And I think sometimes, you know, you get this, like, magic pill and. And then, I don't know, like, if it can be the greatest gift or it can be. I always think. I always think it's going to be like a Flowers for Algernon thing. Thing, like, where he got really smart and then he got dumber, like. But I don't think so because it's been around long enough. It's working. I mean, I just think. I just think people just have to, you know, do what's right for them and be careful. But Dr. Phil, they, you know, I guess maybe he was a doctor. What? Could you just look up Dr. Phil?
- [61:21]
B
Doctor, I think.
- [61:22]
A
Was he, like, a real psychologist?
- [61:25]
B
Oh, I don't know about that.
- [61:26]
A
I really liked his show, and I always felt like he did give good advice.
- [61:30]
B
It ran for a long time.
- [61:32]
A
And I mean, he was under the Oprah umbrella, which was people telling shocking. Real people telling shocking stories about their life.
- [61:40]
B
Yeah.
- [61:40]
A
Whether they were a mom at PTA, but actually secretly addicted to meth. Oprah was the first person to show us what hoarding was.
- [61:48]
B
Yes.
- [61:48]
A
You know, things like that. And so then. So he was under that umbrella. So it's like that. That was how the producers were taught to produce. And that's why, like, after Oprah, like, why it was always so interesting to see where they went after. And. Yeah, that was like, the only way you could get fame. We really didn't have, like, social media. So all of a sudden, you would go on the show and your whole neighborhood would now know that your husband's a raging alcoholic and, like, your kid, you know, hates you or whatever. All right, so you're watching a little bit of.
- [62:22]
B
I watched it.
- [62:23]
A
The Love Story.
- [62:24]
B
I watched it last night. I watched the. The new, the latest one, the Wedding, and then I watched the first one, I have to say, I thoroughly enjoyed it.
- [62:31]
A
Isn't it the best?
- [62:32]
B
I thought it was. Really. I thought the first one was very good.
- [62:35]
A
I'm like. I mean, I'm loving it. I've covered it a lot. So I wanted you to just get a little. To get your opinion. I mean, isn't the John John, like, the exact person? Like, he is so good.
- [62:47]
B
I. What? I. My takeaway from the first episode.
- [62:50]
A
Yeah.
- [62:50]
B
You know, where they first meet was just. I hope I missed that whole era. That whole, like, hookup, club, drinking.
- [62:58]
A
What were you doing?
- [62:59]
B
New York. That.
- [63:00]
A
What do you. Oh, you miss it?
- [63:02]
B
Yeah.
- [63:02]
A
You missed it, like, you did.
- [63:03]
B
No, no, I missed it.
- [63:05]
A
You're not the Chris Fridgella I know.
- [63:07]
B
I was in it, but I miss it. Like, in today's world.
- [63:10]
A
I miss it, too.
- [63:11]
B
Yeah.
- [63:11]
A
It was so fun to watch music and the playing of the games and you write down your number and hope that he called and then play the roles. I loved it.
- [63:22]
B
I know. Like, I want to see a whole movie about that. Well, that era, that world.
- [63:27]
A
Everyone's saying there's that other trend going on. Like saying to the song going, mom, what did you like? It shows, like, someone like me, and it's like, mom, what were you like in the 90s? And then the mom like me does a full thirst trap of, like, 20 different photos of them being, like, a model in the 90s.
- [63:45]
B
Oh, okay. Yeah.
- [63:46]
A
And I want to do that, but then a Drake's never going to ask me that because he doesn't want to do the video.
- [63:53]
B
Was it edited?
- [63:55]
A
Go find all. Now I have to go through 20 different boxes to find, like, photos of me. So I'm just saying.
- [64:02]
B
Yeah.
- [64:02]
A
You can find what I look at in the night. When I looked at the night. I wrote a book about the 90s again. I.1 of my manifestations is that my book, you'll never blue ball in this town again. Should be a show. Should be a TV show, a movie, something.
- [64:17]
B
It's all the good things. It's that era, Hollywood.
- [64:20]
A
It's everything and. But what concerns me, okay, is I'm friends with Carol Radziwell, and she'd written a book and she was married to his cousin.
- [64:32]
B
Yeah.
- [64:33]
A
Who then died of cancer right before they died of the plane crash. And there's. There's all these inaccuracies in the movie.
- [64:42]
B
Right.
- [64:42]
A
But they're plucked from, I think, different books. And then they change it just enough. Like in the wedding one, she. How she makes everyone wait two hours. Yeah. Because she couldn't get her dress and it had to be sewn on.
- [64:58]
B
She's smoking cigarettes in a bathtub.
- [64:59]
A
Yeah. Just as people. And I'm like, I could never make someone even wait a minute on my wedding day. I never. So I'm like, that just makes you. And there's no air conditioning and they're sweating and all.
- [65:11]
B
Augustine, Georgia had to light the candles.
- [65:14]
A
And so apparently that isn't true that. That she was able to get the dress over her head by just putting, like, a sheet so her makeup didn't get on it.
- [65:22]
B
Yeah.
- [65:23]
A
She did her own makeup. And that. It was John who couldn't find his shirt.
- [65:28]
B
Oh, okay.
- [65:29]
A
John couldn't find his shirt. And that's what held it up a little bit. But it wasn't anything like that. And it was like. And people could walk right over from where they were on my wedding day.
- [65:39]
B
I would never drive an open air jeep down a dusty road.
- [65:43]
A
I don't think that part's true either.
- [65:44]
B
They were all.
- [65:46]
A
So that's fine, you know, like. But I can see why people that lived it, being that it's such a popular thing, are getting upset. They did have a John F. Kennedy lookalike contest in New York.
- [65:59]
B
Yeah.
- [65:59]
A
And the guy in the rollerblades won. And it was really cute, really fun. I love it. I love the clothes, I love the air. I love that people want that. Like, Gen Z is missing it because you can have it.
- [66:12]
B
Right.
- [66:12]
A
You just have to go outside the house.
- [66:14]
B
I said. I mean, just watching that, that, like I said that first episode and seeing her in that club, you know, oh, they're all smoking and they're drinking, you know, and. Did you hook up with that guy last night? Like, that world is just gone. You know what I mean? I mean, for me at least, maybe they were still doing it. And I don't know about it, but.
- [66:33]
A
No, because it's like. Because the social media kind of.
- [66:37]
B
Right.
- [66:37]
A
Ruined it. And like, you know, everybody's like, status. Because you can see it on social media. So you, like, you know, like, you don't wonder, oh, am I his type? That you look, oh, he only likes blondes. Forget it. You know, you talk yourself out of these things because you can find out too much.
- [66:52]
B
And she calls that model guy into the cab and they go back to the apartment in the first episode. Yeah, it's fun.
- [66:58]
A
Oh, yeah, she has the. The real model guy is right here. He was. Yeah.
- [67:05]
B
And.
- [67:05]
A
And they've run up to him and, like, asked him, wait, let's See?
- [67:09]
B
Oh, I saw that guy. Yeah, he was in On Baywatch. That guy's a pretty big actor for a while, right?
- [67:14]
A
And she had a couple hot boyfriends. Yeah, the Baywatch guy. Yeah, that was very, very good looking. So she was one of those girls. I knew a friend in college that only dated like the hottest guys. I never wanted the hottest one if they were too hot. I did went out with this one model that I called Mole man because he had like a mole right here. And he was a model at sc. Pretty sure he was gay, but whatever. Even that I felt like, you're too good looking for me. Like, I like my level one step below, you know what I mean? Like, I need to be the hotter of the two.
- [67:49]
B
Yeah.
- [67:50]
A
And I was always like, with somebody really better looking than me was hitting on me. I just felt like. Like it was weird.
- [67:56]
B
Like.
- [67:56]
A
No, but she, like, she was hot and sexy and you know what? She was the COVID of BU magazine. College girls like the calendar, like the calendars back then at SC2 is like a big thing. Modeling was like, everyone wanted to be a model. Everybody wanted to go to modeling class. Everyone wanted to be a model.
- [68:13]
B
So schools for barbershop, school of modeling
- [68:16]
A
when I was growing up, a model, like, and even she was on the COVID of it. So I'm like, they say how she was like, not thirsty and everything. I'm like, yeah, but like, she knew she was hot. Like, she knew she could be something amazing. But Daryl Hannah wrote a. Wrote an open letter about how annoyed she was by it because they made. And people did think, does Ryan Murphy secretly hate Daryl Hannah because they don't
- [68:46]
B
make her look good at all.
- [68:47]
A
But then the actress that plays her acting so flighty and everything, you haven't seen that episode. But she's. She'll be like, john, how's your mom? Is she still sick? You know, I made her look just really like dumb and flighty. And so she's like, first of all, like, you know, I don't like how I'm being portrayed. But one of the things that I did think she has a right to be pissed about is there's a scene where he comes home, they've gotten back together, and he's done with Daryl Hannah, he's annoyed with her, and she's got a bunch of models over and she's doing the cocaine, cocaine off of like some heirloom or whatever, some kind of heirloom. And she's like, besides that, never happening. I've actually never done cocaine in my life. And I've never had like a drug fueled party and I never. And you know, his mother did want to see me, you know, during her death or whatever. And I didn't crash a funeral, which all of that she's saying is true. And, and she did go to the funeral and she was not, not invited and all that. So it's weird because it's like, because these people are still. That they're real. I could see, obviously you, you take two public figures like this and you create a scene what they're talking about in bed.
- [70:01]
B
Right?
- [70:02]
A
But then when you have actual people that are still walking on this earth and you do just like, I would be annoyed by that. I've never tried cocaine. And if someone was into the Chris Frangiola story, right? And there's a girl, Heather, and she's. It's your Chelsea lately days. And I'm like, so, Chris, are you on the roundtable Wednesday? I would be like, that's how. Just that's like, do some other lie about me or not lie, but there's enough truths about me. You didn't need to do that part.
- [70:28]
B
I read her op ed and I thought it was pretty good. I was like, yeah, I would say the same thing. I agree. I'm like, yeah, don't be doing that. Like, she's still a legitimate person living in the world.
- [70:38]
A
But then I get. But like, what does he care? He's got the hottest show ever.
- [70:41]
B
Yeah.
- [70:42]
A
And I love the way he does stuff.
- [70:44]
B
Oh, Ryan Murphy.
- [70:45]
A
Yeah.
- [70:45]
B
I love.
- [70:45]
A
I. Not everything. I don't like the horror stuff.
- [70:48]
B
Right.
- [70:48]
A
But I like, you know, the Menendez brothers. And, you know, I just, I get excited for when he does these things that I like, lived through and kind of remember it, even though it's not totally accurate. You know, you. You got to make it juicy. But it's, it's so good. And everyone's just like, pretty fun. Yeah.
- [71:10]
B
Yeah. You know what else I like? Which is gonna sound strange, but I do like when you have to wait a week for the next episode.
- [71:16]
A
Me too.
- [71:17]
B
I don't like watching it all. I mean, sometimes I do.
- [71:20]
A
No, I don't. I have to have something to look forward to.
- [71:23]
B
Yeah.
- [71:23]
A
I think it's smart the way they do it now. They do, like, give you two and then you gotta wait.
- [71:29]
B
Yeah.
- [71:30]
A
So then you're like in it and you can talk about it and tell people. But once a week, like. Yeah, sometimes it's like, you know, it's like only having dessert on Fridays or something, you know, it's like, yeah, save it up. Don't. Okay. Oh, this girl. I. When I was talking to Carol, I go, I bet you'll be in it. And she is not. And she goes, I'm not. I know I'm not in it because I saw the cast list, and there's no name for Carol. But at the wedding, somebody spotted that. It looked like a young Carol, a brunette girl that was, like, sitting next to his cousin who has a major part.
- [72:08]
B
Yeah.
- [72:09]
A
And the guy that plays the cousin, her husband Carol, actually dated him briefly.
- [72:15]
B
Oh, really?
- [72:16]
A
And then he called her. He's like, I'm going out for the part.
- [72:18]
B
Yeah.
- [72:20]
A
As your husband who died.
- [72:21]
B
The guy who plays Teddy Kennedy looks a little bit like Peter. He really does.
- [72:26]
A
Teddy. And the Ethel. That was so good. Like, how Ethel's like. I knew I was never gonna be the most beautiful.
- [72:32]
B
Yeah.
- [72:33]
A
But these men will chew you up and eat you out. And I'm like. It was. Yeah. The whole stories of the truth. The real. The truth about the Kennedys not just being womanizers and everything, but the truth of how John. How Joe Kennedy, like, got rich.
- [72:50]
B
Oh, yeah, it's great.
- [72:51]
A
You know, that story.
- [72:52]
B
I mean, a bunch of different ways.
- [72:55]
A
I mean. No, one of the ways was he and his friends got all their money together and, like, bought all this stock and then, like, drove it up and then sold it and, like, made money, allegedly. Whatever. I don't know if that's true. And then from there, it was like he was, like the male, like, the person that was talking about. It was like. It was almost like they were like the Kardashians and that. He was. But. But for politics. So then he was like, okay, if I'm not going to be, like, the president, you're going to be son number one. But he died in the war. So then it was Jack, and then it was Bobby, and then it was. And even. They still. Even tried to do with Ted Kennedy after he killed the girl.
- [73:31]
B
Yeah.
- [73:32]
A
In the car.
- [73:33]
B
Right.
- [73:34]
A
Left her, took the cars and was drunk. And then it went into the lake or whatever the water. And then he got out and nobody went to fetch her for, like, 12 hours.
- [73:45]
B
Yeah.
- [73:46]
A
And people still voted him in to be senator and still talked about maybe he should be president.
- [73:52]
B
Yeah. He had a long political career.
- [73:55]
A
It's amazing.
- [73:56]
B
The other part that I thought was, remember the days where Calvin Klein was straight? Remember that for a little while.
- [74:01]
A
I know. And he was married to that guy.
- [74:03]
B
He was married to that Kelly. Yeah. Kelly Hansen or whatever name was. I Think. But yeah. Yeah, that was. I forgot all about those times.
- [74:11]
A
Yeah, it. I know. And now he's getting divorced again.
- [74:15]
B
Yeah.
- [74:15]
A
From his husband who's 30.
- [74:19]
B
Yeah, I know. Yeah.
- [74:21]
A
Some model guy that he got. It's a shame. Do you think it was rude that she didn't have him do her dress?
- [74:28]
B
Oh, no, I didn't even think about it.
- [74:30]
A
Yeah, they did. But who even knows if that was he? He might have not even cared because Calvin Klein wasn't doing wedding dresses. So it's like. I was like.
- [74:38]
B
They did get a pretty good Annette Bening lookalike, though. When I first saw it, I was like, is that Annette Banning? And then I said, yeah, that was pretty good. And then I thoroughly enjoyed it.
- [74:47]
A
Yeah, it's just fun. And then you're like, oh, my God, she did wear that outfit.
- [74:51]
B
Yeah.
- [74:51]
A
You know, but I'm sure it wasn't Carolyn's idea. Like, Carolyn might not even have been there for the meeting. Like, they have to. I get it. I get why Daryl's mad. But I also get like, we're creating a story here.
- [75:04]
B
Right.
- [75:04]
A
You know? So, okay, this water polo player, he is at one of the most prestigious schools here in la. Harvard, Westlake. And he is being. The school's being sued. I think he's being sued, too. Is he Drake getting sued, too?
- [75:22]
B
He's the son of a pretty prominent assistant director. Pretty.
- [75:27]
A
Also, it's just like out of a movie, because his name is, like, Vanderbeek or something. Like, it's like. And anyway, they were water polo players. And this. This young man, who is black, has filed a lawsuit against the school. And I believe him, saying that he was just bullied every day for the whole four years he's on the water polo team. And he was digitally penetrated through all the time in school, going up the stairs and everything. I. And I was like, well, how could you get, like, your finger, like, through the shorts and everything while you're walking upstairs? But I think they meant he just like, like, poked him, right?
- [76:05]
B
I don't. I don't know. But then they said he was. He. There's another kid who. He actually settled the case where he penetrated another kid with a foreign object.
- [76:14]
A
The. This.
- [76:15]
B
This same guy.
- [76:17]
A
Oh, he had to settle another one.
- [76:18]
B
Yeah, he had to settle one.
- [76:19]
A
God. Imagine having that be your problem. Your cleanup.
- [76:22]
B
Yeah.
- [76:23]
A
Like, that's the new. That's a new show. Remember that show that was like, Donovan. What was that?
- [76:28]
B
Ray Donovan.
- [76:29]
A
Ray Donovan. But you're just. You're the Ray Donovan of Of rich kids in la.
- [76:34]
B
Yeah. And it's all over. Like we were just talking about before we came to air, there's like three schools currently.
- [76:39]
A
Viewpoint School, another very prestigious school here. They found out that a teacher that was like, maybe for 11 year olds, he'd been taking pictures, taking photos like, I don't know, underneath their skirts or something. Or lock. Yeah, yeah. So then. And then what was the Sierra Canyon one?
- [76:56]
B
Sierra Kenya was like. They were, they were like having like a. They had like kissing clubs or whatever or.
- [77:01]
A
Oh, and the girl. Ye. That was like a girl on girl, like.
- [77:05]
B
And they were being bullied to do it.
- [77:07]
A
Yes.
- [77:07]
B
Like the 13, 14 year olds or whatever. So, yeah, they were being bullied into like kids.
- [77:13]
A
You know, sometimes I'm like, I used to, you know, people always used to be like, homeschool kids are weird. And you know, kids need to be around other kids. And I'm like, do they though? Do they?
- [77:21]
B
Yeah.
- [77:22]
A
All anyone talks about is their childhood trauma or like with their bullied in school or stuff.
- [77:26]
B
Right.
- [77:26]
A
If you never went to school, if you learned what you needed to learn, like, like in your family or like whatever with your cousins and then. And then come 18 if you want to go to college or not. Everyone's like an adult and they're not like, mean.
- [77:41]
B
Yeah.
- [77:41]
A
I don't know. Do we have to even, like. I'm just like, do we have to go through that? Like, it was awful.
- [77:46]
B
The funny thing is these are like, people pay for these schools $50,000. This is. My wife went to Harvard Westlake, the school where they're.
- [77:54]
A
Yeah.
- [77:54]
B
I asked her if she'd ever been penetrated, you know, by anyone. She said no, the first.
- [78:00]
A
So we were talking about this last night at a dinner and they're like, digital. I've never heard of digital penetration.
- [78:06]
B
I didn't even know what that was.
- [78:07]
A
Drake thought it was like cyber related.
- [78:09]
B
So did I.
- [78:10]
A
Because digital it's not. And I go, no digits. The digits of your fingers.
- [78:13]
B
Oh.
- [78:14]
A
And so, yeah, so digital meaning that. And so I remember the first time I heard it because another story about my mom is that she was like reading the LA Times and she's like, oh, my God. And Dr. Azanio or whatever making up a name was, you know, look at this case. And she's like, oh, my God. We. We sold this man a house or whatever. And someone was saying that he digitally penetrated her when he was like, when she was asleep getting dentistry done.
- [78:46]
B
Oh.
- [78:47]
A
And I'm like. And I go, what? And I go, what? Is digital penetration. She goes, oh, it means, like, you know, his fingers. And she's like, like. But I. The one thing about him is I remember he had the shortest, fattest little fingers. I remember him signing the contract.
- [79:00]
B
And I.
- [79:01]
A
She's like, I don't think you could get very far up there with those little fingers.
- [79:06]
B
Yeah, well.
- [79:07]
A
Oh. Oh, my God. No, but. So, I mean, I said to the. I was going over it with Drake, and Drake was in water polo at Calabasas. And he goes. I'm like, do you remember anything like this? He goes, I mean, basically, when you're playing water polo, you're just. Just trying to drown each other every day. So he's like, that was pretty bad. That is true.
- [79:26]
B
It is wild.
- [79:28]
A
And it's just such, like a skimpy, like, you're in these tiny little swim trunks and, like. And. But, you know, it's awful when you tell. There was another story in Riverside that, you know, had, you know, horrible things, but they just were awarded 27 million. Their child actually died from it, from the bullying, like, from a punch to the head or something. And they sued Riverside county because they were like, we told you. We told over and over. And I'm like, I don't know. Like, I just don't know what people are supposed to do, right? And if you don't have the means to, like, remove your kid right away, or you're like, well, why should I be the one that has to leave? You know? Or maybe they say in this case, the reason they have a case is because I think they did complain and talk about it. And who knows, maybe this guy gave so much money, you know, sometimes that happens. There's a conflict between two kids at these private schools, and one's got the name on the. On the auditorium, and the other one is maybe not even paying full tuition because he's the football player. And they're like, can you find another place to pay football? Because we can't get rid of the guy that gives 250 a year, you know?
- [80:31]
B
Yeah, that's what happens.
- [80:33]
A
Yeah. But we'll see. I'm. I'm sure there'll be a big payout for this kid. Travis Kelsey is going to make a decision.
- [80:43]
B
He made the decision. He's coming back. He's going to play another year to the Kansas City Chiefs. He's going to play for the Chiefs again. One more year at least. Maybe more. He hasn't said, but.
- [80:52]
A
Yeah, When I heard this, I don't know why, and I'm just Telling you guys, just don't get at me. But it just. I'm just tired.
- [81:01]
B
Tired of. Of Travis, Kelsey.
- [81:03]
A
Like, I'm just like.
- [81:04]
B
I'm like, first of all, Taylor and Travis or the.
- [81:06]
A
You know, first of all, you don't need to play football. You have a podcast. Okay. Not everybody.
- [81:13]
B
Right?
- [81:14]
A
Everyone can play football. Not everyone can have a podcast. Obviously, I'm joking. But, like, I'm just, like, I just. I'm like, done. I'm done with him and the mother and the brother and the. You know that song. Like, you and your dad and your mother and your brother. Like, I'm just like, ah. I'm just done with it. He's done nothing wrong to me. Me, I was so into it. I thought it was so cute two years ago, I think. And his life is not here for me to create content and get tired over. I get it. But I'm just telling you where I'm coming from.
- [81:44]
B
I don't think. I think you. You're. You're speaking for a lot of people. I think we've all. We're a little Kelsey out at this point. I think the brother. This girl, the wife of the brother that.
- [81:55]
A
She's like a huge celebrity now. Why. And then, like. And then the mom had to go on the Traders and.
- [82:03]
B
Yeah. And that. So he's going to come back. The thing about it is the Chiefs were terrible last year.
- [82:08]
A
Right.
- [82:09]
B
So I. I mean, I. Maybe the. The thing is, I'm going to see if we can be good again. Like, I don't know why he would want to at this point.
- [82:16]
A
It's a lot of work to end on a bad note.
- [82:19]
B
Yeah, maybe there's that, you know?
- [82:21]
A
Yeah.
- [82:24]
B
So another year of the Chiefs.
- [82:26]
A
Can you just take a break from the podcast so I don't have to see a clip on Page Six, like, every three days?
- [82:31]
B
Are they still doing their podcast together?
- [82:33]
A
I don't know. I feel like maybe I haven't.
- [82:34]
B
I haven't. Yeah. I haven't heard about that one in a while.
- [82:36]
A
No. Who knows? Savannah Guthrie is, you know, in New York City, so she came by the
- [82:44]
B
Today show last week.
- [82:46]
A
Do you think she's. When do you think she's gonna come back and just be a regular?
- [82:49]
B
I think she's coming back within the next couple of weeks.
- [82:52]
A
Oh, really?
- [82:52]
B
Yeah, I do. Yeah.
- [82:54]
A
I think that's good.
- [82:55]
B
Yeah.
- [82:56]
A
I think what can you do? And you've got to, like, have some normalcy for the. For your family that is living in your kids and.
- [83:04]
B
Right.
- [83:04]
A
And you're you know, being on the show and, and doing the news. Sure.
- [83:09]
B
I think. Yeah, I think that's what she's thinking. I mean, at this point, what are they going to do? Yeah, obviously there's no. There's no leads and they don't really have anything to go on.
- [83:19]
A
No. And then they're just trying to, like, you know, get an article out of it for a clickbait because unfortunately, sadly, they found a body.
- [83:26]
B
A body by the. Yeah.
- [83:27]
A
And they're like, but it wasn't her. And it has nothing to do with the case. Okay, we knew that.
- [83:31]
B
I think with that, with that one, they were trying to maybe establish some sort of serial killer motive. Like it's in the same neighborhood. Another body, maybe that. Who knows?
- [83:43]
A
Now, this is weird. Okay. There is this man, William McCasland. He is 68, and he went missing on February 27th. And he went out of the house for a walk in the area of Quail Run in New Mexico. And it was a silver alert because he has silver hair. I just thought about too, like, if anything happened to Peter, it would be under a silver alert. But what is weird is in everything I've read, it doesn't appear like he has Alzheimer's or anything.
- [84:18]
B
Right.
- [84:19]
A
And he left his phone at home and he went for a walk. But he is, like, the highest classified person for UFOs.
- [84:27]
B
Oh, really?
- [84:28]
A
That is what he. All his work was in and what he is known for. So as the movie that we are all living in of 2026, this is yet another juicy twist. Like, what is this?
- [84:44]
B
So who took them? The aliens took them?
- [84:46]
A
Or like, I don't know. I thought we were to find out about aliens, you know, and Obama just dropped that bombshell and you just saw, like, on some, like, average podcast.
- [84:55]
B
Yeah.
- [84:56]
A
It's like, literally, I feel like he just was like, just give me a podcast today because I have to drop the thing about the aliens being real. I mean, and it kind of.
- [85:05]
B
That's how fucked up the world is. It came and went. He was like, no, they really are. And like, two days later, nobody cared. We're like, what? Jim Carrey's face is different, you know, like, and everyone's.
- [85:17]
A
We still don't know the answer about Jim Carrey. Yeah, These people said, no, it was him.
- [85:20]
B
And then I saw some guy with a picture going, he's sitting next to me. Did you see that picture? He's like, the. The Internet's so easy to fool. Here we are in New Zealand or something, making a movie. And Jim Carrey looks totally normal. And people are like, well, maybe that's the fake picture.
- [85:34]
A
Right?
- [85:34]
B
Yeah.
- [85:35]
A
Who knows?
- [85:35]
B
Right?
- [85:36]
A
And then, yeah, we, I, I have no idea what that whole thing was. It was just another. I feel like he did do something weird either got someone to.
- [85:45]
B
Right.
- [85:45]
A
Because, I mean, I've always been like, haven't you had an event one night? And you're like, I wish I could just clone myself to go.
- [85:52]
B
Right.
- [85:52]
A
And even though he was winning an award, like, maybe he really did just go, I'm just, I'm going to send out that guy that looks just fucking like me.
- [85:59]
B
Right?
- [86:00]
A
And I'm going to just see if I don't have to get in a tux and go to this boring ass event and waste six hours of my life.
- [86:07]
B
But the only thing that would. Yeah, his wife was with him and his daughter was with him.
- [86:12]
A
He has a new wife.
- [86:13]
B
Wife, A girlfriend, whatever.
- [86:14]
A
Okay.
- [86:15]
B
You know, she was with him and the daughter was with him on the, in those pictures and it's really them. So it's just like, well, why would they be in on the, on the joke?
- [86:24]
A
Okay. So then it was him, but he, what, did some weird, like white chicks kind of prosthetics so that people would talk and he would trick us.
- [86:33]
B
Yeah. Who knows?
- [86:34]
A
Because why is it that he looks normal now again? Or we don't know. We don't know if that's normal again.
- [86:38]
B
Yeah, yeah.
- [86:39]
A
Because he didn't do a video and he does. He's not holding up a newspaper.
- [86:42]
B
Yeah.
- [86:43]
A
I mean, now we really need people to do that.
- [86:45]
B
Yeah. Hold up the. But now you can't find a newspaper. So good luck. Forget about it. Yeah.
- [86:52]
A
Oh, my God. Last thing is, Kai Trump, you know, went to Eran because she was visiting California.
- [87:01]
B
Oh, I saw that. Yeah.
- [87:02]
A
She has a big social media and
- [87:04]
B
of course Secret Service.
- [87:05]
A
Whenever anybody does anything fun, whether. Or anything, no matter what president, when Obama would go to Hawaii, people would. That's what our tax dollars are paying for. You know, golf, whatever. So this one, they didn't like that she went to Erewhon and of course she just did it like, I can't believe this store is so expensive. I'm gonna get all this stuff and try it out so I can get my views because Erewhon videos do well. And I just, what I took from this is like, this is kind of sad. Like people used to come to LA to walk the Hollywood Walk of Fame or see the Hollywood sign or go to Universal Studios. Now they're like, can we just go to the Erewhon in Calabas and get
- [87:44]
B
The Hallie Bieber $32 smoothie or whatever. Yeah, I know that has, like.
- [87:52]
A
What does it have?
- [87:53]
B
Like, colostom, Raspberry or something? Colostomy? I hope not. God, I hope not.
- [87:59]
A
It has. What's that word? Not collagen.
- [88:01]
B
I know what you're saying. Cholesterol.
- [88:04]
A
Yeah. Yeah. And so I've had it.
- [88:07]
B
It's not bad.
- [88:08]
A
What does it taste like?
- [88:09]
B
It tastes like strawberry. It's like a strawberry shake.
- [88:11]
A
Okay. Because I, I cannot bring myself to spend the money on anything at Erewhon, and I have gone and just got, like, a lunch item, and I feel like, well, if you go get, like, their sushi or something out the door, it's going to cost you as much as if you went to a sushi restaurant.
- [88:31]
B
Right, right.
- [88:31]
A
And it is good. The food is. I, I, I like their stuff. But to actually, like, do grocery shopping.
- [88:37]
B
No, I don't think anyone does their, like, real soup to nuts grocery shopping there. I think people go in for certain items.
- [88:44]
A
I think people do that are like, like their chefs do.
- [88:47]
B
Yeah.
- [88:48]
A
So imagine you're paying for a chef, and they're getting all the most expensive stuff.
- [88:53]
B
Right.
- [88:53]
A
Just for you to shit it out.
- [88:56]
B
I mean, my God, in like, four hours. Yeah, yeah.
- [88:59]
A
Like, I just, I'm like, Like, I, I like to eat. And I, like, I'm a foodie, too, but sometimes I'm just like, yeah, yeah. Like, I, I just can't.
- [89:08]
B
Right.
- [89:09]
A
You know, I was at a store the other day. I was at the Greens. What is that called? The Greens. Sweet green salad.
- [89:17]
B
Yeah.
- [89:18]
A
And you go through. And I really do like their salads. And like, my inner monologue is, you know, when you get to the avocado part? And I'm like, I do want an avocado.
- [89:30]
B
Absolutely.
- [89:32]
A
But I'm still, like, too much.
- [89:36]
B
Why?
- [89:37]
A
Too expensive. I just can't. I can't. And so I'm talking about. And Drake goes, oh, I always get the avocado. I'm like, why the is my kid getting avocado?
- [89:45]
B
And I'm not, Not even thinking twice about it.
- [89:47]
A
Not even thinking twice about it. And I'm like, that is where. I'm like, God, I could die tomorrow.
- [89:53]
B
Yeah, I would definitely. I think, I think you're. So I went, you're worth an avocado.
- [89:57]
A
Okay. So I went. And I, I was like, yeah, I want the premium topper. Like, I was just like, I don't burn it to the ground. Yeah, Like, I. I hope there's no money left for you at 30.
- [90:08]
B
Okay. Right.
- [90:08]
A
So then I go get this. And then I was, like, really thirsty. And I like the drinks, you know, But I like to get a small at kava because kava lets you do the drink yourself. So I get a drink, and I wait, suck it down.
- [90:24]
B
You eat. You order Sweet Greens, and then go get a drink.
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But I like how kava has the drink where you can go yourself, yell it.
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B
Okay.
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A
So they give you a cup, right? And I always get a small.
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B
Gotcha.
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A
I fill it. I do, like, all different flavors. Lavender, lemonade. Then I suck it down.
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B
Gotcha you.
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A
And eat my salad. And then I go and fill it up. So I feel like I got two drinks out of it.
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B
Yeah.
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A
But also.
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B
So you take it off a ton of calories.
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A
Of calories. But I. I just have to.
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B
Okay.
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A
So at the Sweet Greens, I see they have the exciting drinks. So then I go, okay, yeah, let me. And I'm like, just do a little jolt of each one. Have fun with it. You know, like, she's a mixologist, right. But I can't go fill it up after because they learned.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Sweet greens. Probably talked to someone at Cava, and they're like. Like, gotta stop.
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B
Keep an eye on her. Yeah.
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A
So I'm like, 20. And then with the tip.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Where now they give you the choice of 20, 22, or 25%.
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B
I know it starts at 20.
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A
And I'm like, well, now, you know, she might. I don't know how. What this girl listens to. I don't know if she knows me. She did, like, wink at me, and she gave me some almonds.
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B
Oh.
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A
Like, she. I don't think she charged me for the office still. The whole thing was like, 24 for just me by myself. And I'm like, shocking. So the next week, everything I do,
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B
everything I go, everywhere I go now, I'm shocked.
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A
And so then I went to Trader Joe's, and I got all of the stuff, and I made my own chicken salad every day.
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B
Good for you.
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A
And with all the things. Yeah, the beets, the goat chi, I just got it all.
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B
And want me to tell you what drives me nuts?
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A
What?
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B
I like that soda machine, too, where you get to pick and choose. You want. You want to Sprite with. With lemon in it. Want to Sprite with cream soda?
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A
The Coke one.
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B
Yeah, yeah, you go. So I get, like, a relatively big one. Popcorn, whatever. Then I have the.
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A
Oh, at the movies.
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B
At the movies. I'm Going into the movies. Okay. I have the big.
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A
You're the one who's going to the movies.
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B
I know I'm the only one. Like, and I go like, first showing like 10am me and 1 other old guy. And then I don't. It drives me nuts that there's still a fucking person ripping the ticket after all these years. There's still one old lady sitting there going, you're in theater seven and rips ticket. But I'm. My hands are full. I can't get my ticket. It try. And I want to say. I don't want.
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A
You're. The old lady's waiting. And you're like, I don't know what to do.
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B
There's no place to put anything because she's standing there and I'm like, what the fuck am I supposed to do now? Yeah, like, just trust me. I'm. I paid. I'm not ripping you people off.
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A
Like, is that what happened? You had to put everything down?
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B
I have to go put it on the floor, get my ticket out and then pick it back up. It drives me insane. I'm like, we need to. I don't want to put anyone out of a job, but we need to get rid of that ticket ripper woman and once and for all.
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A
Yeah. Or have more help somewhere else.
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B
Or put a fucking little table there. I could put everything down. It just.
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A
Well, I. Is that because of the hopping of. I mean, you could always.
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B
It just happened. It just happened. Moving to movie.
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A
Yeah, you could always hop movie.
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B
Nobody's doing that anymore. I know he's going to the movies. I could just go home, just let people in. I know. What are you doing? This place is empty.
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A
Even the fancy movie theater kind of went downhill.
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B
We went out of business to one, I think. Yeah.
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A
One of mine is still over there.
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B
Yeah. Yeah.
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A
But I'm like, am I going to this movie to watch the movie or. Because I can drink? Yeah, because I'm always like, come on, we can get a cocktail.
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B
Movies. Anytime I see a movie in the theater, it's better than what I watch.
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A
Totally better. Because you're not looking at your phone and you actually are experiencing it with somebody else versus everyone being in their own room, watching their own movie on their tv, but then also watching their phone.
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B
I mean, last night watching the love story about the Kennedys, I had to Google like, wait, who is she married to? Which Kennedy was that? You know, like.
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A
Yeah,
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B
yeah. So I mean, I'm half paying attention as I'm googling. Yeah, she's married to and who. Yeah.
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A
Anyway, anyway, Chris, such a delight.
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B
Such a delight. Thank you.
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A
Funny. Just the best. Thank you. Tell the juicy scoopers.
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B
Oh, my God.
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A
Where they can go see you.
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B
See me live and take free pictures with me. Well, next week. Next week, the 19th, 20th and 21st of March. I'm at Rooster T Feathers up there in Sunnyvale, California. Right up there, right up the coast. They're now calling it Just Roosters so we don't have to embarrass ourselves. All the comedians have to say Rooster Tea Feathers. They're just calling it Rooster. It's a great club. It's been there forever. I love it.
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A
Are you driving there?
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B
I'm driving up, yeah. Well, anytime I can drive, I drive.
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A
Yeah.
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B
Then I'm coming. I haven't been in a million years to Toronto. I'm coming to Toronto. Ooh. International Star Helium Buffalo. April 5th 15th. Comedy at the Carlson up in Rochester, New York. The 17th, the. And then I got back to Long Island. Governors May 1st and 2nd, Nashville Zanies, May 29th and 30th, and on and on and on.
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A
And is the gut. The governors is in Long Island.
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B
Governors on Long Island.
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A
Yeah.
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B
Brokerage comedy club. And Belmore, Long Island. My people.
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A
My people. Long Beach.
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B
I know. I keep videos, like, of the teachers in Long island. Like. Yeah. And the. And the mother talking, like, with that accent. I'm like, oh, my God, those are my people.
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A
Yeah, she's the best.
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B
Like, Long beach, right?
- [95:56]
A
Yeah, Long Beach. Yeah. It was so fun that they. That he won and how great it was. It was just.
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B
Oh, my God, that was so exciting.
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A
It was so exciting.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And then, you know, then, of course, then we had a big stain on it.
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B
I said, everything in this world we live in, everything, no matter how fun is, it lasts two days. And then somebody will it up on Tick Tock or whatever. Well, actually, the reality and like, I'll forget it. We all had fun for five minutes.
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A
Five minutes.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And I was like, you know, my cousins, his sister, they all played hockey, too.
- [96:30]
B
Yeah.
- [96:30]
A
And so it's like they all were so, you know, supportive about the women and all that stuff right then. And then they're like, no, we're gonna go to be with what's the clock guy? What's the same.
- [96:42]
B
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Flavor Flav.
- [96:44]
A
Flavor Flavor. And then they're like, oh, you're gonna go see Flavor Flavor. Well, you know, he has a record, too, for assaulting women. Well, so does our president.
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B
Everybody assault everybody up in here.
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A
I was always thinking what about the couple girls that maybe wanted to go and they're like, oh, yeah, we can't.
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B
I know. I feel so bad for, like, athletes these days. Like, they, We. We're born in this era. We don't. We didn't choose this world. This is when we're born. This is when we won the championship.
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A
Right.
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B
And, you know, so I, They. They invite you to the White House. What can I tell you?
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A
Yeah.
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B
That's not saying I agree or disagree with what goes on.
- [97:20]
A
When are you gonna have that? You may never have that chance again. And it's just like, yeah, well, like, let me see it. You know, like, whatever. Oh, my gosh. Well, if the world is still happening, go see Chris all those places I just mentioned, and we'll be together in LA in May.
- [97:37]
B
I know, I'm pretty excited about. As a matter of fact, I met a couple when I was in Pittsburgh or Raleigh, where I just was, and they said they're coming to that. They were, like, very excited.
- [97:46]
A
It sold out right away. It is officially, like, sold out at the end. There's literally, like two single tickets.
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B
Is it May 9th?
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A
May 9th. Saturday night at the Avalon Theater. And it's going to be a juicy scoop live. Juicy scoop. So it's gonna have comedy and we're gonna have so much fun. It's gonna be so juicy and fun, and I'm thrilled. And everything for me is at heathermcdallin.net come see me in Salt Lake City. Coming up in a couple weeks, the March 20th, 21st. Two shows a night. I'm excited to shoot the. And then let me make you laugh, people. And that's it. Thank you, Chris.
- [98:23]
B
Thank you very much. Cover to cover. I have a podcast. Everyone come over and listen to that. We have some fun over there.
- [98:29]
A
And make sure you also follow Chris because he gets good Instagram stories.
- [98:35]
B
Sometimes I forget. I'm like, I haven't done that in, like, three days. And then I don't feel like, yeah, I'm.
- [98:40]
A
I'm trying to. Sometimes it's just the most random thing that then, like, everyone, like, attaches to,
- [98:45]
B
and you're like, I know. Okay, I know.
- [98:47]
A
Yeah.
- [98:47]
B
And then you gotta get cute to do it, you know, you can't just do it.
- [98:50]
A
Well, that's why I just did one where I. I said because I wanted to talk about something, and then I was like, oh, God, I gotta, like, if I get cute, nobody watches. But if I have to do something, like, I have to eat.
- [99:01]
B
Oh, I saw that one's like, oh,
- [99:03]
A
everyone loved that one. So they want, they're telling me all the other things I have to do while the next story.
- [99:07]
B
Yeah, I heard you got to put like lipstick on or something.
- [99:09]
A
Lipstick. I have to do the thing. I have to do the.
- [99:13]
B
Oh yeah, yeah.
- [99:15]
A
I have to do a little of that. And there's a couple. Oh, I have to cry.
- [99:21]
B
Yeah, there's a lot of cry. A lot of comedians are crying lately. Seeing a lot of comedians crying.
- [99:27]
A
I always just think it's so crazy that like. And I, I have been guilty of it. I did have one time where I was like crying about something and I was like, I should film myself, right?
- [99:37]
B
Turn on the camera.
- [99:38]
A
Yeah, just in case. It's good. Yeah, just in case. But you know, you, if you're scrolling and you see something that you fall and you know, and all of a sudden they're mid tears, you are kind of intrigued to be like, what are you crying about? Someone. And that's why then that gets like, what are you crying about?
- [99:54]
B
Fooling people?
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A
A lot of car. I need to get in the car.
- [99:57]
B
Yeah, everyone does it in the car. Which is.
- [99:59]
A
I'm always like, are you really in line to pick up your kid right now?
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B
Yeah, like maybe that's what Britney Spears was doing. She's all over the road doing a tick tock, right? Yeah, she's just dancing. She was just dancing.
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A
Love you, Chris.
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B
Thank you. Bye, love you back.