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Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Your favorite late in life daddy. He puts the dad and daddy. It's Chris Faragiola, former model turned stand up comic, devoted husband and father. What are you doing for Valentine's Day, Chris?
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Oh, Valentine's Day. Oh, well, I'll be at the Irvine Improv first Thursday. That's Thursday the 13th. 13th. February 13th.
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Valentine's Day Eve Eve.
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So yeah, come on out on a real. You know, that's like. Nobody goes to restaurants on the real day.
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No, you want to go shows. You want to go shows.
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And then I go to Rava Wines. It's a winery up in Paso Robles. I'll be there Saturday, February 15th.
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Oh my God. So if you're. If your partner, man, woman, whatever, has not planned a. A beautiful weekend here in the. What where is palace, if possible, is about three hours from here than Santa Barbara.
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Yes. Kind of. Yeah, Gorgeous.
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Part of it goes to see Chris on Saturday.
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Yeah. Saturday night, Rava wines.
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I will be in New York City. You know, when I was with. I was. I was at. Out to near last night. This guy comes up and he's like, what are you doing? This person we know. And I said, oh, I'll be. I can't go to the event, the club or whatever that we're at our country club. I said, because I'll be in New York.
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Oh, good luck.
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It's so cold. I'm like, all right, you know what? I'm going. Like, I'm going. And the people are going.
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People act like you're going to be walking across the frozen tundra.
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Times Square. I am going to be in Times Square at the Palladium. But we are not watching the ball drop.
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No, you're running from the crows.
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There's jackets. Yeah, yeah. It will be so doing that New Year Valentine's day Friday, then D.C. saturday the 15th, and then Red bank the 16th.
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Oh. So a whole fun Valentine's weekend.
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Yes.
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Galentine's.
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Galentine's Valentine's. Whatever you want to call it. Yes. So come. Depending on where you are, either see me or Chris.
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Yeah. East coast and West Coast. We got it covered.
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We got it covered. We got it. To cover with COVID to cover host Chris Briangiola.
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Here we are.
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Chris, I went to fire age.
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I saw you on Instagram.
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How was that?
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You went to the big concert down there at the new. All new arena.
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So. I love it. It's gorgeous. Yeah. I can't believe that we have something new and clean in la.
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It's a beautiful new.
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So, you know, Peter. Peter is good about buying concert tickets and stuff like that. So he was like, would you want to go to this? And I'm like, yeah, let's go. And so we went and we get there. I didn't understand that there were two.
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Shows going on two separate venues. You had the Forum and you had. Where you guys saw yours. The.
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The Induit.
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Intuit. Intuit. Yeah.
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Well, it's felt like into it.
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Into it. I am into it. It's like a tax thing.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I thought it was like, I'm into it. Anyway.
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It kind of sounds like that.
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So. So we got there and, you know, it was great seeing lots of people brought their teenagers and stuff. And it was cool. And every seat is nice and everything is very luxurious and clean and nice. So you know, the tickets were very expensive, which is good. Like they said they made over 100 million.
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Oh, good.
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And a lot of like billion matched it and all this other stuff. So that was all good. But I didn't understand that this other show started I guess at like 5.
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It seems to be, because when I.
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Got there, we got there, our show was starting at 7:30 or whatever. And then I was like, oh wait, it's already starting. He goes, no, that's the other show. So then you. As we were sitting while they were changing artists, we would watch the other show.
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Okay?
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So like Stevie Nicks and Red Hot Chili Peppers were at the other show.
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Okay.
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And my show had Billie Eilish and it had Olivia Rodriguez, Katy Perry, the Grace girl, Rodrigo Gracie Adams, who is J.J. adams daughter.
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J.J. abrams.
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Sorry, Abrams. J.J. abrams daughter. And she's beautiful.
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She was excellent.
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And you know, all those girls are LA born Nepo babies that have grown up to be beautiful, successful, really talented art. And it's just I was like, yeah, Like, I was like looking at the Gracie girl, I'm like, her body's banging, but she had like dark. Like, I was like, all these girls are looking like very low key, clean cut now.
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Okay.
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Like these new girls.
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Yeah.
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Like even Olivia Rodrigo, like she had a sexy little outfit on, but it was still like freshly washed hair. Like it was like these girls were like, who you want your daughter to grow up to be? You know?
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You know, it depends on who you are.
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Yeah. And so she's running. So they, they were all great. Excellent.
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Yeah. It's funny because I felt like I watched it and I felt like the applause from people was the biggest when you had like a Gracie Abrams and things like. And I'm like, I'm just so out of it because then Rod Stewart comes on and I felt like, who's this all the time? Like Crosby.
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It feels like a lot of people brought their teenagers, but it was kind of fun because then they would sing along, but they were like, you'd hear it all around. And the girls were really good singers. So I was like, I kind of enjoyed like the sing along.
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Oh, good.
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And then Katy Perry was there and then we looked in, so Peter's like, look, look. And there was this guy, like probably a 35 year old guy and this really attractive model looking girl. And they had two rows for themselves and a security guard. And I was like, oh my God. So I'M imagining the whole thing. I'm like, no, this guy has a lot of money and they don't need security. But he's showing her, like, when we go to something, we're gonna have private security. I'm gonna buy all the seats around so you don't have to sit next to a stranger. Cause meanwhile, I was sitting next to a guy, like, coughing with a mask on, you know, Like, I was like, peter, look at that guy. Got all the seats for his girl, you know, and they're like, she's like 23, whatever. So I'm imagining the whole backstory of how they met.
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So you never found out who it was?
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No, I did. It was Katy Perry. It was. She went. Katy Perry sat down. And then all her people came and they were saving the rose for her.
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Oh, yeah.
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But so I was like, oh, this isn't. Like I'm thinking, like, sugar baby. How did she meet him? What if this is all a scam? He's an LA Grifter. What if he didn't even pay for these tickets? Like, I'm going through the whole thing. And then it was just Katie and.
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Katie, Katie Perry's uncle.
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She was very sweet. Sat down, little girls came behind her. She took photos. She was. She was very gracious and cute, you know, and so. And whoever these other kids were with, I don't know if they were the agent's kids or whatever, these teenagers, but it was going long. It was going long.
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Well, that's the problem when you go one of. I go to a lot of those concerts where it's a lot of different acts and, you know, you see every now and again, it'll pop in one you like, but then you gotta wait a while to get to the others.
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These moved, and then in between were, like, the stories, you know, and every person they had that was just a regular person, I was kind of shocked that they could kid up and speak so eloquently. I'm like, did they do a little bit of an audition? Because I'm like, not one person. And these people were just like, I'm a teacher or I'm not. I mean, even a teacher has to stand up in front of people and probably has good speaking skills. But, like, another person was just like, I take care of my, like, sick parents. And, you know, and this kid is just standing in front and, like, being funny. And, like, you would have thought it was really crystal. I'm like, how did they. Is this really what. Maybe this is the magic of la. Like, everybody is Pretty funny.
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As I watched it, I thought the same thing. I'm like, these people are composing themselves pretty well from being in front of a big crowd, and they've just been.
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Through the most traumatic thing of their life.
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And they're like, maybe there's people backstage who were stumbling. Get at it.
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Like, we're cut short. We feel like you're not strong enough. Because everybody they had was, like, really great. So that was really cool. And then, you know, loved the Billie. I mean, I love Billie Eilish. I love a brother sister situation.
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They're both very good.
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And I just realized, every time I saw their mom, why. Something was like, I know she was an actress, but something was coming to me, like, why she was at the Groundlings, like, a little ahead of me.
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Oh, Billie Eilish's mom?
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Yes.
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Really?
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She was a regular member and teacher.
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Oh, really?
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And so all of a sudden, I started to see, like, the boards of, like. Because if you walk into this sketch theater that I used to do, the Groundlings, they'd have black and white photos of past sketches, and they would never take them down. So it's like you would see ones with, you know, all the greats or whatever from snl. And I remember seeing her, like, doing, like, a sketch, and I'm like, oh, my God. So then I started looking up all the stuff, and I'm like, yeah, they homeschooled the kids. She homeschooled her kids because she was just like. And she has a huge musical background, too.
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Right?
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As well as, like, going the comedy route, but then also, like, wrote a movie. So I don't know. I just think that whole thing is just, like, so impress. Like, so impressive.
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I'm a fan.
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Yeah.
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I mean, she goes. She goes the other direction because most everybody. At least we'll talk about the Grammys in a second. But I feel like everybody was like, you know, just a bodysuit or naked.
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Yes.
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And. But not Billie Eilish just goes with big, giant pants. Giant pants.
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Well, that's right now. And she has such a beautiful face. And then just. It's just so sweet to, like, see the brother, like, playing guitar. And. And then, you know, and then she's like, to him, and he's like, no, it's you. And I'm like, I don't know. To anybody that has more than one kid, it's like your dream, right? That your kids want to get along, that they get along and, like, like each other. And no one seems to be jealous or, like, yeah, I'll Be the guitar player and you could be the star. Like, we all know his name's Phineas, but it's like, Phineas isn't. I don't know. Everything about it is so great.
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I don't know if you noticed, what they do in those type of concerts is they basically put the people on what is kind of a Lazy Susan.
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Right? They turn them. Yes.
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And they turn them. So you do three songs. That's kind of a good thing. You don't have to go through the new material. Hit them with the hits.
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And we got to see Jelly Roll.
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Yeah.
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So he did his one hit, and then he did a cover of God, I can't Remember.
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Some.
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Some, like, Hollywood Rocks. And he had Travis.
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He did Bob Seger. Hollywood Nights.
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Yeah, Hollywood Nights. And. Oh, my God. And he had Travis Barker do the drums. And that was just perfect.
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Yeah.
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So it's like, you know, though everyone knows this one song and then you do a cover. A lot of them did covers.
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A lot of them did covers.
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And I thought that was really, like, hot. Like LA iconic covers. And that was cool.
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That was cool. But then at one point, they moved the Lazy Susan on Stevie Nicks. And I don't think they told her it was going to be a role. And she almost. I was like, oh, no, she stopped. She just finished Landslide. Everyone's all into it, and they just start moving it. Oh, you gotta move on here, honey.
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Let's go.
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Brace yourself.
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I remember that being like, oh, my God. That would freak me out. Okay, so we get to the Grammys now. I had predicted. And thank you to everybody who alerted me to this.
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I remember I was gonna text you. I was like, your prediction has come true.
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I said, there's going to be a time where it's going to be full vag on first. I said it'd be vag cleavage, which we've had, which is just the groin.
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Like a little hole there, like between.
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Your thigh and the top of your pussy. It's like, there's a little cleavage. There's a lot of that that's been going on in the last few years. And then now full vag, thanks to Kanye's coercive control over Bianca Censori. Or not. You know, I've always been saying, is she 100% in on it? Is she getting paid per month to do this? Is she.
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What is your. What are you. What is your. What do you think?
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I mean, I go back and forth at this point. They had a lip reader on, right? Who said that? He said Right before she took off the jacket. Time to make a seam. Oh, and then she had to take it off.
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Yeah.
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And so she was completely naked.
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She had, like, a mink coat on or something.
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She has a hairless piece.
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Yeah.
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And so that's hairless and so. And then just a sheer dress. I mean, a sheer mini dress. I mean, she's 100% naked.
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Right.
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I'm kind of surprised that, like, Instagram let me keep this photo up.
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I know. It was. There was a lot, like, even, like, something like the New York Times had, like, the little picture up.
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Oh, they. Yeah. Yeah. And. And I guess they weren't invited to start. They were asked to leave. And again, though, I don't know. Like, there's times where I'm like, this is so terrible. And then I'm like. Then there's the other thought of, like, well, you know, we were born nude cavemen were nude nudists.
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Yeah. It didn't bother me.
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Maybe she's just like. I mean, but maybe it's not bothering her, is what I'm saying. Maybe she's like. But then it's also really weird because, like, first of all, she has an incredible body.
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Yeah. She can pull it off.
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Look, to be real.
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They do.
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She has a great face. And. But eventually, the way she met him is she had, like, a real education and a real job.
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She was, like, an interior designer or something.
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Yeah. Like an architectural designer or something. So I'm like, did you ever want to even be, like, famous or a model? Like. Cause you weren't really going down that route as, like, a young adult. So, like, now you're, like, one of the most famous people walking around because you're with this guy, and it's because you are wearing these outlandish naked things.
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Yeah.
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Like, what is the end goal?
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I mean, I think that's what I mean at this point. Like, spin her off into a record or something. Like, why not just let her. She could muddle through some song. I think, like, what is. She's not being an actress. She's not being.
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Because I don't think he wants that. Well, I don't think he wants. He wants it to be that she's just. I think there's. I'm just hoping that there's some type of. Because they say that they are married, but they're not legally married. I just hope there's some big financial situation that when she does decide to leave, or he dumps her or whatever, or her boobs drop, because. I'm sorry. I Don't care. All the plastic surgery in the world. Like, you're not going to be doing. You know, look at Angeline. Okay. It doesn't last forever. Like, are you going to really. Like, you're going to definitely need to have nylons then. But, like. So, like, what is the financial plan? Like, do you have home.
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Is she 22 or is she.
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No, she's like, 30.
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Okay.
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So, I mean, she's still young. She still can have a lot of years to go naked. But I'm just. I don't know. Like, you're gonna get tired of it. You're gonna get cold, right? You're gonna go like, this isn't as fun as I thought. I mean, it's just like.
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But also, the funny thing was this is not the first time, like, we. She's in this outfit at Cheesecake Factory. You know what I mean? So it's not like we were shocked by it.
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That's full naked.
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I know, but still, it feel like we've all seen it.
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Yeah. And then he stopped following everybody but Taylor Swift. I mean, it's all just to get press or whatever. But they said this could affect this $20 million. These $20 million type shows. Or maybe altogether it's 20 million that he's supposed to be doing in Tokyo.
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Oh, okay. Could affect it in what way?
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Like a morality thing, or they don't like it, or they might cancel it or whatever, which they live, like, half their time in Japan. And I mean, I just got to think Kim just being like, yeah. I mean, everybody should look at it and just go. Just know who you choose to have kids with. Yes, her kids are beautiful and they're geniuses and everything, but just think about who you want to deal with for the rest of your life. And if they are. We knew he was weird when she married him. We didn't think he was this weird, but we knew he was a little.
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Weird when he was.
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You know, and we wanted to believe that, you know, when he asked her to marry him and will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful? Which I think was the perfect song for them. Then he gets a lookalike, and she looks so much like Kim.
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I know.
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It's just like.
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I mean, yeah, a couple of the red flags. Just like, the design aesthetic alone. Like, she'd be like, we had a comfortable couch, no cement. Like, everything was like cement and just no stark wood.
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Well, I remember buying a baby gift for Kim after North was born. And we knew it was cream, black or beige was the only item you could buy for her.
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So what'd you get her?
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Like, I got a Burberry onesie from Neiman's. Nice cream with just the Burberry collar.
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You know, I had a child I didn't get. That would have been nice.
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I got you a pink Target thing where five came in one set.
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We loved it. We loved it. That's all we need. We're simple people.
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Yeah. So. And then I'm like, well, eventually this north is gonna say, I wanna wear my own clothes. And she does. You know, but it's like Kim went along with all of that.
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Yeah.
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And Kim wasn't like that. Like she did like flashy colored, you.
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Know, she does her own thing now.
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She does her own thing now.
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Around on the floor. And like videos and stuff too, right?
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We never talked about that.
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That was like a video.
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What did you think of this Santa video that she did?
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Yeah, she was like in a paneled basement somewhere, crawling up Santa baby, where.
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She'S acting like she was in Clockwork Orange. And what was the point of that? That really didn't get much buzz either way.
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It just kind of came. Well, it was a holiday thing, so once the holidays were over, it was the end of it.
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Yeah. But again, nobody knew the point of that. Were you trying to shock.
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Wasn't it for a clothing line or something? I thought it was an artist or a clothing line. Her scabs. No, somebody else. Some photographer or you know.
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And it was like done like old with the old scratchy. Like a scratchy record. And like it was Clockwork Orange. Like that, that old movie, look it Up. It was that kind of like noir and I. Yeah, like, you know, weird people in it. And it just kind of flopped. And she just moved along. Like she was like. I guess she was just like, I'm gonna just. She's. They're definitely like throwing up shit against the wall, see what sticks kind of people. And that didn't really stick. And nobody really cared. Everyone was like, this is weird and shocking, but also people didn't even care enough to be like outraged. They're like, whatever.
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I mean, to be honest, the Grammys was good, but this is all anybody talked about. So they're right. Mission accomplished. They did what they wanted to do.
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Totally. I mean, the Grammys were fun. Someone brought this out. A juicy scooper. Diane sent this to me that. This is 20 years ago. This is Geena Davis. She wore a long sleeve dress and she was naked underneath it too. But it was definitely not as visible.
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And also the one girl years ago, I forget, what was her name? She was Marilyn Manson. She was completely nude at the goes the VMAs, though the video music was.
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She was with Marilyn Manson.
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So that was another thing.
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It's not an original idea to bring your girlfriend and have her be naked on the red carpet. And then this is his bodysuit that someone said they saw a face in there and it looks like a weird, screaming, weird face. Like you remember, like people would say, like, I made a piece of toast and it's Jesus. Yeah. And so anyway, then she wore this sheer bodysuit out for the after party and she was.
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That's why. I don't think. I think she's kind of in on it, because at the after party she was doing karaoke. She was having fun.
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They seemed very loving and fun, right? And yeah, I think she just doesn't really care. I think. I think she's fine being naked. I think she's like, maybe she's like, hey, I'm not going to have this body forever. Like, let's fuck with some people. Let's have some fun. Maybe she's having a blast with it.
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I'm all right with it. And also, I don't know if this is true. I mean, she is Australian, right? So maybe they're a little bit looser over there with their. With things like this.
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I thought Australia was the more conservative of the countries.
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Maybe that could be true.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Anyway, then we had Willow and her brother Jaden Smith on the red carpet. She Wore, like, a bikini with a long trench. And he wore a house on his head.
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Yeah, like a house. Yeah.
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I mean, we haven't heard from them in a while.
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No.
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So, you know, the Red Table Talk is.
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Been trapped in his house. Couldn't even get out of it. Yeah. I don't know.
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I wonder, like, who thought? Like, who thought? Okay, what, like, what is this is what I want to know. Like, what goes on when you're sitting around and you're like, okay, we're going to the Grammys, and no one's talking about you guys. You guys have to get your own shit going. You're older now. Jaden and Willow. Red Table Talk is done. No one cares that Will and I are like, whatever, open, but we're not getting divorced.
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That's true. That all came.
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It's all done. No one can. The slap is over with.
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That came out.
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And so, yeah, no one cared about my book. My narcissistic book. Like, so what are you guys gonna do? Like, Willow's like, I'll just wear a bikini. And then she sees that she should have gone naked. She's like, shit, I undershot it, right? And then the other kid is like, I'll have the art department make me a black house to wear my head.
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Something from the set of Beetlejuice on top of my head.
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And then, I mean, obviously, when he sat down, he had to take it off because no one could see.
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Did you see Nikki Glaser's picture? Nikki Glaser was there because she was nominated for a comedy album, and she posted a picture on her Instagram.
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We kept it on the whole time.
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And she's got the picture. She's like, here was my seat at the Grammys, and he's got the thing on his head.
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And she's like, I'm looking through the master bedroom window.
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Yeah. So.
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So then we have Julia Foxx, who also became famous for dating Kanye for a month.
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But then she went on to say, which I don't know if this girl Sensori is the same way. Didn't she go on to say that we never did anything. We never had sex or anything.
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We never fucked. Yeah, we never had sex. From what I can tell from the after party when she's wearing the sheer bodysuit with Kanye's embedded face, whatever that is, it looks like a couple who is together.
B
Right?
A
So I think, yes, they are together.
B
It has been a little longer than this.
A
I think he wasn't really into Julia, and he was just kind of seeing like, can I Piss off Kim. Or do something with this weird girl.
B
Right?
A
And she is weird.
B
Oh, she's still going like people love her. She got shouted out by Charli XCX at the end, like a big dance number. She went, happy birthday Julia Fox.
A
I just feel like Hollywood with their friends. These friendships are intense, but they're short lived.
B
Yeah.
A
And they are somewhat clout chasing for sure. Oh, absolutely. The audience loves to know that you're good friends or you're no longer friends or you're partying or whatever. And so, so she goes and she wears gloves. I said, oh, maybe she wore those gloves to help clean up the fires in the Palisades. Cause she's wearing like yellow industrial dishwasher gloves. And then she's just got a G string on and a sheer thing. And I mean she's got a banging body too. So here's her bare ass. And it just must have been sort of embarrassing that you're like thinking you're gonna do this like shocking naked thing and then your ex boyfriend brings a completely naked girl and you're like, huh. Well, at least Charlie X is gonna shout me out. I don't know. I like her personality and she's has a weird voice. I don't know what the point is.
B
I don't.
A
But I mean, but who cares? Like people like her.
B
She's still going.
A
Still going.
B
God bless everybody. And I don't know if you watched it. Did you watch it at all the Grammys from like. I watched the whole thing. First of all, Noah, Noah, Trevor, Noah, who's the host? I find him to be. He's just kind of a boring host. Maybe that's what you want, you know, Just kind of just don't get in the way.
A
Don't do it too controversial.
B
Every year they do the same thing.
A
Yeah.
B
With Taylor Swift and Beyonce. They, they go out there and they. And everybody. Taylor Swift is here, Taylor Swift is here, Beyonce's here. They keep referencing over. And I'm like, well, of course they are. They're singers and it's the Grammy. Why wouldn't they be there? Like, why is it so shocking that Beyonce's there? She's nominated, she's there. Like, I don't know, I feel like it would be like if she was welding somewhere, that would be like, wait a minute, Beyonce's welding a house. That would be like, okay, that shock.
A
So she comes with her daughter who's 11, who looks like she's 38 and on her second divorce.
B
Yeah.
A
Like, and looking great. Like she Looks like I just came back.
B
Is she only 11?
A
Yes.
B
That's shocking. I didn't even know.
A
Maybe she's turned 12, but I swear to God, she's not 13.
B
Wow.
A
And so, you know, she's wearing a gown. I mean, they seriously look like they're two, like, high society girls that are like. Yeah. So she comes and, you know, Beyonce comes right before she wins it. And she does. She wins for country album. And then it's like, how is she not nominated for anything at the Country Music Awards? Or is it that people truly are afraid because for all those videos that everyone did where they had to thank Beyonce because she never won for album of the year until now. And she won and then Taylor won nothing.
B
Taylor one, nothing. But she doesn't need anything.
A
And she's dancing around in her little red dress and seems to have a great time.
B
I felt like she was a little. It was a little rude of her to be talking behind Trevor. Noah's doing his monologue and she was chatting behind him. As a comedian, I found it to be a little overwhelming.
A
Oh. To the people at her table. Yeah.
B
It was a little rude that she wasn't letting him. But of course, she's got all eyes on her at all times.
A
So as you know, I'm big on sports, so I don't know if you know, but the super bowl is this Sunday.
B
Sunday. Oh, yes.
A
And Taylor's boyfriend is back at it.
B
He gets to go.
A
He gets to go again.
B
Uh huh. Yeah. He's three. He's good. They're going for a three peat. It could be the first time ever anyone's won three Super Bowls in a row. Kansas City Chiefs.
A
All right. So of course she's going.
B
Yeah.
A
Interestingly, no, I don't think she'll be bringing Blake and Ryan, which we'll get into a minute. Blake Lively and Ryan. She's going to leave those friends in the dust because it's also recently brought.
B
The basketball player girl, too. The very famous. And I can't think of her name right now. It's not coming to me. It'll come to me.
A
Yeah. Caitlin Clark, the female basketball player.
B
She had Caitlin Clark with her last. The last game.
A
Okay.
B
One of the playoff games.
A
That's a good choice.
B
It is. It was a great choice.
A
But you want to sit behind her either. Caitlin Clark.
B
The whole time. Caitlin Clark was a little bit like. I don't remember if she had that other girl. The little girl with the Orphan Annie haircut.
A
Orange Spice.
B
Yeah. Yes. Ice Spice.
A
Ice Spice.
B
Yeah. And they all seem to be like, don't really. They're not keeping up as much as Taylor Swift is keeping up with watching the game.
A
Yes, yes.
B
So they're like, oh, are we supposed to cheer? And then, oh, it's a little late because Taylor Swift's going wild. But, yeah, I'm excited about it, so.
A
I'm always excited about it. And. But it's the second year of Taylor being part of it, getting him to the super bowl. And so there is no engagement. There is no baby. This could be maybe the last Super Bowl. The ERAS tour is over. I don't know. I'm worried.
B
Worried that what? That it might be ending or this will be an engagement. People are saying this could be the day they get engaged, but I don't think they're cheesy enough for that. I don't think either one of them. They're too cool to do that, to be, like, on the field, on the knee. Like, people have done this before. I believe one of the Houston Astros got engaged on the field after the World Series a few years ago. So, yeah, I don't think they would do that.
A
I just like the two guys that coordinated doing the white chicks dance.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
And then they showed them behind the scenes, like, planning it out, like, in practice and, like, doing the flips and stuff. That made me very happy.
B
So what are you saying? It's over or it's just beginning?
A
I'm worried for a number of reasons.
B
Worried in what way?
A
I think this could be the end. So let's just think about Travis, who. I don't have a male brain. Okay. But we all know this can only go one of two ways. Okay. It can go to getting married, having kids, getting divorced, having a comeback album, staying married forever. And great, no songs written about Travis or has or. I get nervous when people past 30 date longer than a year and a half without getting engaged.
B
Okay.
A
We just saw it happen with Paige and Craig of Southern Charm and Summer House. They broke up. And I feel like. I don't know if he does not put a ring on it. I think it's because he doesn't want to.
B
Wow.
A
I think it's cause he doesn't want to. He is having second thoughts. Listen, we've all dated somebody. I'm still married to one. The one that I dated. Okay. And it was fun to come to our shows right in the beginning.
B
Oh, yeah, yeah. Thank God that's over. But you don't want that anymore, though.
A
Yeah. So it's like, does you know he came a lot. Came a lot to her shows. And maybe that.
B
You're talking about Peter or Travis.
A
Kelsey, Travis came a lot to her shows.
B
Yeah.
A
And he's gotta really think about the rest of his life. And he's so the boy next door who's best friends with his brother and is so likable and he has so many other things going on. And I do believe oftentimes men don't marry the one. They marry the one that's right at the right time. And they also times sometimes get intimidated by women that are just, you know, incredible. Like her. And maybe seeing all the stuff with Blake and Ryan and the power that they have and how the world has turned on Blake and Ryan and that she was one of the dragons and all of this. I don't know. I don't know either. Like I said, either there better be an engagement or a baby or a secret marriage that we didn't know about with it by. By like April or a hundred percent. It is not going to last. Right. And that is my prediction. If they are not engaged or married by April.
B
Okay.
A
Or pregnant.
B
So you don't think it's going to.
A
It will not last. It will not go. Another year of them.
B
Just another Super Bowl. No coming around. Okay.
A
One of them is going to say forget it now.
B
Do you think she'll be at Super Bowl? Of course. She's got to be.
A
Of course she'll be there. Yeah.
B
You never know. Maybe, you know, I'll just stay home.
A
She's in the bleachers.
B
I don't want to take away your spotlight.
A
Well, what. She went last year.
B
I know, but that was last year. This year now, like, I don't know.
A
If she didn't go, it would cause too much talk that they're broken up. So she will 100% go.
B
Good point.
A
100% go.
B
They're also saying that she might appear on the halftime show. It's Kendrick Lamar and has talked that she might make an appearance.
A
That would be amazing. And I'm gonna manifest that.
B
Okay.
A
Now that would be exciting and fun.
B
She comes stomping out doing one of her hits. Everybody would love it.
A
There won't be any engagement that happens like that night or something. Oh, my God. But if they win. And the podcast brother comes running out.
B
Jason. Kelsey.
A
Jason.
B
Yeah.
A
Comes running out as she's hugging and kissing him, and he puts his hand to let. Hug his brother. And the brother hands him the ring and then he gets on his knee.
B
I know. That's what I was Just saying. I feel like I just Lifetime movie, but it's cheesy.
A
I don't think it is. And I think she'd love it.
B
Really?
A
But there's no way she can say no. So you're putting her in a position where she cannot say no.
B
Yeah.
A
And that's not cool.
B
All right.
A
I love just talking it out.
B
How do you feel about commercials for this hoopoe? Have you seen the. Did you see the Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan one?
A
No, but I love it. What's that about?
B
It's a Hellman's mayonnaise commercial. And they're. They're doing the diner orgasm scene.
A
Love it.
B
From When Harry Met Sally. Almost like shot for shot. Exactly. And then at the very end, you know, I believe in the original one. It was Rob Reiner's mother who said, I'll have what she's having, but it's Sydney Sweeney. Sydney Sweeney says, I'll have what she's having.
A
The young actress.
B
The young actress, Sydney Sweeney.
A
Boobs.
B
Yeah. But here's the thing. They panned to Sydney Sweeney to say it. And Sydney Sweeney is wearing, like, a brown turtleneck. She must be for a role. She's got dark eyes.
A
Well, she's looking. People were shocked by her body recently. Cause she's playing, like, a bodybuilder, a boxer or something. And so she has, like, mousy brown hair, no makeup. And, I mean, she's got different looks anyway. So unless she's all glammed up, she can look a little different.
B
Well, exactly. So they pan to her, and I think you're supposed to think immediately. Like, I don't think the common person would be like, immediately, oh, that's Sydney Sweeney. Her face is recognizable. Not that recognizable where you could just take one shot and be like, oh, it's Sydney Sweeney. And then secondly, the one thing we all know Sydney Sweeney for, then she's not showing it.
A
Yeah, but it's not funny to have an actress who's like, 32 doing it. That's what I said. No, you should have had Kelsey and the Kelsey Mom. Do it.
B
Right.
A
That's who you should have had. Do it.
B
That's a better call.
A
Yes.
B
Call Hellman's right now. See if they can change.
A
Much better. And just have her go, I'll have what she's having. Yeah.
B
Oh, that would have been so much better.
A
And then the two brothers go, mom, what?
B
Wait a minute. This is ten times better commercial. You know, there's probably no, wait.
A
And then they pan up, and they're doing A live podcast from the restaurant. And they both look at each other and go, mom, great.
B
I love it. Yeah. But anyway, it is Sydney Sweeney. And the other thing is they show. I don't like that they show the commercials now. I can see most of them.
A
Yeah. The whole point is. The whole point is, like, you sit back and watch it with your friends.
B
Yeah. Anyway.
A
Okay, let's talk about the other drama Oscars. What are the Oscars?
B
March 5th, 5th, 7th, something like that.
A
And there is a musical that has more that has as many Oscar nods as Titanic.
B
Yes.
A
It's tied with Titanic and one other one, like All About Eve or something.
B
Yeah.
A
And this is the first trans woman to be nominated for best Actress. And this is the musical, which I've only seen clips of.
B
I've seen it. I watched it.
A
Penis to vagina, Vagina to penis. And it's about.
B
That's a real song in the. That's not a joke.
A
It's about a Colombian drug lord who.
B
Mexican.
A
Mexican. Oh, sorry. Mexican drug lord who obviously is a horrible person. He's a drug lord. He's killed people and gotten people on drugs, but wants to finally transition. We. I get. You watched it.
B
I did.
A
Does he want to transition because he's always been a woman or to avoid getting caught or both?
B
He felt like it's the only way he's ever felt happy is.
A
So it's not to avoid being caught.
B
No, it's not to be. Avoid being caught.
A
So a lawyer who is. What's her name? The. Selena.
B
No, Zoe Saldana.
A
Saldano is in charge of it, too, so I guess she sings too well.
B
Yes. Zoe Saldana. I'll give you a brief synopsis.
A
Yes, please. Cause you saw it.
B
I did. I watched it.
A
Now, did it keep her interested? Like, is it so bad? It's good. Like, what is.
B
I'll tell you this, to be honest, I was going in with. To hate it because that's what I had read. I did not hate it. I thought it was actually kind of. Okay. Kind of pretty good.
A
Yeah.
B
There's a couple of twists and turns that kept my interest.
A
Okay.
B
So I certainly didn't. I wasn't bored by it. It is very. You gotta. It's not for everybody, you know? Like, this is.
A
Back and accept. This is a storyline.
B
This movie is everything that everyone hates about Hollywood. You know what I mean? Like, this is. People are gonna watch this movie and go, that's why it burned.
A
Right? That's why it burned down.
B
This is why this is movie. The penis and the ghost.
A
And if she wins over a, you know, other women. Yes, but now she's in trouble. But finish the story. Finish the.
B
Zoe Saldana plays a lawyer who's not happy with her lawyer life. She's getting, like, scumbags off, and she's like, what am I doing? These people are all criminals, and I'm getting them off, and I don't feel good about my life. She gets a phone call like, hey, you want to make money? I have an offer for you. And she meets this drug kingpin, you know, more or less like the head of the cartel.
A
And does this woman, Carla, who is now living her life as a woman, but only since 2018, she was a.
B
She was a Spanish actress. Yeah.
A
And she was an actor before that, right?
B
Correct.
A
So does she play both before transition and after, or does someone play her as a man?
B
I believe she's playing both, but heavy prosthetic makeup as the man because it's very odd looking, and I think. I'm not exactly sure, but I believe it's the same. Honestly, you didn't have to go far to make Carla Gascon. You know what I'm saying? It's a couple of. Maybe a scar here or there. Anyway, so. Yeah. And then she meets. And the guy says, I wanna be a woman. And as always, sat down. I was like, what do you need me for? I'm a lawyer. And he goes, you get things done. I want you to get this done. And now you gotta go to find a place to do it. Cause I can't do it. I'm too famous. I can't go to America. Can't do it here in Mexico. So find a place. And then the wife is Selena Gomez. She's the wife of the. And she's good.
A
She's the wife of who?
B
She's the wife of the drug kingpin.
A
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
B
So now, I mean, you gotta suspend your disbelief a little bit, because they send her. She's got two kids. They send Selena Gomez and the two kids off to Switzerland. Okay, you gotta get out of here. He's a drug kingpin. And she's watching the TV and she sees that he's been murdered.
A
Okay.
B
And she's like, oh, my God, he's murdered. She didn't. Any of this comes back as the woman.
A
And does.
B
Nobody knows. Zoe Saldana doesn't even know.
A
But does the woman still want to be with Selena Gomez now?
B
Yes. Yes. So here's where it turns into almost Mrs. Doubtfire. It turns into Mrs. Doubtfire for a little while. She goes, I want my kids back. And I'm gonna say, I'm their aunt. And they're all gonna come back.
A
You know that Caitlyn Jenner in Linda Thompson's book, who was the mother of Brody and Brandon Jenner, married, second wife, said she knew that Caitlin, when Bruce wanted to be a woman. And at one point, you know, she's like, what are we gonna tell the two little boys? You know? And Caitlin said, I could come back as Aunt Heather. Caitlyn originally wanted to choose the name Heather and be Aunt Heather and be able to see the kids, but they were no longer a couple. Okay, but to be in the kids life.
B
But, like, so the kids would believe that it was not even so that.
A
She could be part. Yeah, but she could be part of their life.
B
Well, that's. You know, they must. Maybe Caitlyn had something to do with this script, because that's what happens, okay? They go back to Mexico, move into this gorgeous house in Mexico because this woman's very rich.
A
And Selena knows it's her husband.
B
No, she does not.
A
She thinks it's really the ant.
B
Yeah, she thinks it's an ant. And honestly, Zoe Saldana doesn't even know at one point, Zoe Saldana is now living a good life. She's in London.
A
If anybody writes and says, I can't believe you ruined this for me. I don't care. No, no, no, continue.
B
I mean, I'm ruining. Yes, I don't care.
A
Tell me.
B
Anyway. So, Zoe Salzana, you're making people watch.
A
It at one point.
B
No, I'm saying there are some twists and turns that are pretty good.
A
So maybe don't tell all the twists and turns.
B
I won't. Okay, so Zoe Saldana doesn't even know, so she's living the good life now in London, and she doesn't know what became of this woman. She's got her money, and she's like, I did my job. And then she's sitting next to this woman. At one point, they start talking about their lives, and she goes, I'm. Blah, blah. And she goes, what? How did this happen? I didn't know that was you. Anyway, now she. I want my kids back. I want Selena Gomez back. But I'm gonna say I'm their aunt and bring them back to Mexico and they'll live with me as their aunt. So they do.
A
And so maybe absentee fathers, once they become women, actually become better parents.
B
Yeah. Yeah.
A
That's really what.
B
There's a couple of scenes where she's really loving to the kids. And Zoe Saldana has to tell her, like, you can't be loving to them. You're not their dad anymore. So you're just creepy, weird aunt, you know, stop being that loving to. And the music is funny because it's not even really a musical, like, where they're, like, talking.
A
Yeah.
B
They're like, talk.
A
Singing.
B
I mean, it's not like, wicked with, like, numbers that you could, you know, you'd like to listen to.
A
Yeah.
B
It's just all sudden. It'll be like, I want to be a woman. What? I want to be a woman.
A
Oh, my God. My sister and I used to play musical all the time.
B
That's what it is.
A
We just make up stuff. Like, if we had to, like, clean the kitchen or something, I'd be like, I'm done doing these dishes, sister. And then we would just start doing.
B
Well, you could have been in this movie. Cause that's exactly what it is. I mean, I'm not kidding. There was a scene like you just sang before. There was a scene where she's trying to find a Zoe sometimes trying to find the hospital to best do this. And it's a full on musical about how, you know, do you want a penis? Do you want a vagina? Would you like a big ass or a small ass?
A
Silicone saline. You tell me. Teardrop, big boobs, flat as can be. It doesn't matter as long as you are a woman.
B
I mean, you're not. You're almost nailing it. You could have been in this movie.
A
Okay, so we have that. But guess what? There's controversy with our actress, Carla. So not too long ago, she wrote some horrible tweets.
B
Well, it was a long. It was like 2018. I heard the original.
A
It's not that long ago.
B
I know, but.
A
Yeah, I mean, we're not talking in 2005. Okay. We are talking, and I think Twitter came out around 2005. So it's in Spanish, and then it was translated. And this girl Ellen, pop culture. She had the deets. And this is what Carla wrote in 2018. I truly believe that very few people ever cared about George Floyd, A drug addict, a hustler. But his death has served to highlight once again that there are those who still consider black people to be. I don't even want to say these things.
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
So it's a bad George Floyd one.
B
And then there was a lot of, like, anti Muslims.
A
And then there's an anti Muslim one. Here's another one. Sorry. Is it just my Impression or are there more and more Muslims in Spain? Every time I go to pick up my daughter from school, there are more women with their hair covered and their skirts down to their knees. Now this is when she is now living as a woman, newly woman, so she a part of a marginalized group, but judgy as any other bitchy woman can be. About the carpool line. Yeah, like she's really embracing being a woman. Why are you. Why is everyone wearing Lululemons that show some decency? Yeah, like the same thing. But saying, why are all these Muslim moms at my school? Like, they're not chicks I want to hang out with? So it just goes to show you that it. You know, sometimes people just think because you, you are this person that you cannot be an asshole inside.
B
Well, here's the thing.
A
They don't change the inside of your asshole when you change sexes. They change your genitals.
B
Right.
A
But the inside of your asshole, that makes you really an asshole doesn't go away because you change genders. And that is.
B
Let's just say that that's not a medical fact that the inside of your asshole is what makes you an asshole. Just so it doesn't.
A
But I just came up with it and I thought it was sort of profound. It is pretty good because it used. You don't change your asshole when you change sexes medically.
B
But so anyway, it's another controversy that has to do with if you're full.
A
Of shit, you're full of shit. I'm just gonna do a million agree shit posts.
B
That's good too.
A
Yes.
B
Old tweets. Old tweets. If you remember, Kevin Hart a few years ago was supposed to host the Oscars. An old tweet came up and that he lost that. So now they're grappling with what to do with all this. And now they've decided. As of yesterday, the Oscars has said. I don't even think that Netflix said. Well, Netflix, yeah, Netflix said it's like.
A
We'Re not gonna pay for anything. No hair, no makeup, no flight from Spain, no car service you cannot go to. You're not invited to any of the pre parties.
B
So now this week, I guess is all a bunch of Q and A's for Oscar stuff. Everybody watches the movies. Everybody does Q&As. She's not invited to any of them. She can't come to any of them.
A
She can go to the Oscar because she is nominated.
B
But Zoe Saldana and Selena Gomez do not want to be seen with. They're like, no, I don't want any part of this.
A
Right. And so now if she goes, she, like, has to get her own dress, do her own hair and makeup and. Which I do all the time. Invite me, you know, take a, take a carpool lift.
B
Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
Get dropped off, because they're not. And then get her ticket and go sit with everybody else. Right. You know, but here's my question, and maybe you don't know the answer her. So when is the deadline for the voting? I mean, it's not like they already know. Like, what if she already won? Right. It's a little bit later on they vote.
B
Well, that's one of those things where even if she already won, you gotta, like, throw a couple of those in the garbage, would you please? And give it to, you know, Cynthia Arriva.
A
But what about the accountants that come out?
B
Yeah. With this briefcase. It's always. It's always a chain to their wrist. Yeah.
A
Douglas Jones and Smith accounting firm.
B
And we actually counterpoint the fact that they still do that is beyond.
A
Do they still do that? So I always remember that. But yes. So, you know, horrible for her community. So she really could have been the heroine and all of like, wow, you're the first one. And all this. And then just to go along with what's going on, the rest of the world, it's just like the fucking cherry on the shit cake. Like, it's just kind of like, see?
B
Well, I know.
A
It's just not good. It's so bad on like a million. And like these tweets, though, they're horrible and they're specific and, you know, it's how. How this person thinks.
B
Right?
A
Because it's not like, oh, my God, I wrote this tweet, not that Twitter. Two days after 9, 11, when 10 people I know died and I wrote this racist, awful thing. We didn't know who did it, but we heard it was this type of person. Okay, this is like, like I said, within the last six years, you've already seen people get canceled for tweets. You already were a acting celebrity with a check mark. And knowing what do you think this.
B
Is gonna be around? Like, these are around forever and these are long tweets. They're like, like you put thought into writing a paragraph.
A
Right.
B
Like it's a one off joke or something. Yeah. So it's.
A
She's done.
B
Yeah. I mean, honestly, at this point, you got to kind of take her off the whole nominee. Just, she can't be a best Actress now. Put somebody else in I don't know. Put the.
A
I don't know. Ariana Grant do that.
B
I know, but that's the Oscars. Who gives a shit? There's no rule.
A
It's not really what they'll do is when she's. When the person's saying the names, it won't be on a photo or a person in the audience. It'll just be on who's ever doing it. The nominees are. And then they'll say whatever, you know, whatever. Who's Demi Moore? They're going to show Demi Moore and then when they say Carla Garcon, it'll be the person saying Carla Garcon. And then the next one, you know, and it'll just be like she won't get anything. No light at all.
B
They'll just do the still picture and.
A
Then she's going to tell nothing.
B
Go. Yeah, yeah.
A
So I don't think they'll do a steel picture. What I'm saying, really. I think they'll just have the person saying it quickly, like in the middle.
B
Okay.
A
And then she won't win.
B
And then Demi Moore wins and everybody's happy.
A
Yeah.
B
Yeah. Comeback story. Another quirky movie. Very quirky movie.
A
Yeah.
B
And. But yeah.
A
Yes. So Baby Girl. Have you seen Baby Girl?
B
No.
A
Okay. It's available on Apple now. Nicole Kidman, that's where she's like the 58 year old executive and she hires an intern who like, like dances for her and also like tells her what to like, makes her like eat milk out of a cup and crawl on the ground.
B
What?
A
Yeah, it's all this weird stuff. I h. I'm going to. I have to watch it.
B
Nine and a half weeks.
A
It's available on Apple now. So now I have to see it.
B
Me too. I didn't know it was about that. I had no idea.
A
Yeah, the, the videos that I've seen about it, like all the clips on Tik Tok and stuff are crazy. But then there's some really funny parodies too, so. So people say it's the worst movie they've ever seen. People died. People were laughing in the audience at the movie theater. And it's very bizarre. I don't know that she's nominated, but now I have to see it because it's like, is this really that bad?
B
Well, anytime you hear a movie, when the new thing, what I always find interesting at the Cannes Film Festival, honestly, any film festival, what they do now is they time the standing ovation, they tell you how long it was, you know, an eight minute standing ovation. For whatever movie or whatever actor got a nine minute standing ovation. The longer you hear the standing ovation was, the worse the movie is because this one got some 12 minute standing ovation and then Joker two got like a 15 minute standing ovation.
A
Oh, and everyone hates that.
B
Pretty much.
A
Including the people in it.
B
Yeah, I know. Celia.
A
Joaquin.
B
Yeah.
A
Yeah. Like, even when we were at the fire aid, there was lots of moments to stand up, you know?
B
Yeah.
A
And. And you know, I was doing it a lot and then I was kind of like, is anyone gonna know?
B
I know. No. Like, if I don't stand up, sometimes you gotta.
A
But then I'm always like, oh, God, what if someone deceives me and they're like, heather didn't stand up. Yeah. Okay. February is the month of love. And there's nothing more that I love than treating myself to a comfortable bra. And luckily, today's Juicy Scoop episode is brought to you by HoneyLove, the brand that's completely revolutionized the wireless bra. Why did we suffer so long with under our bras? Probably because we didn't have Honey Love. I mean, so uncomfortable. And I'm saying, like that awful bra that the minute you get home from work, you just like, rip it off. You're like, maybe you're even taking it off in the car. I know I've had bras like that in the past where I'm sitting on the 405 and I'm like, get this uncomfortable thing off of me. I never feel that way now, which is good for the people that are driving on either side of me or not. They've got shapewear tanks and leggings that are just so great. Also, I love their best selling super power short that is an absolute must have. It sucks you in, lifts that booty, and more importantly, so comfortable and it doesn't roll down. So treat yourself to the most comfortable bra on earth and save 20% off site wide@honeylove.com juicy use our exclusive link to get 20% off honeylove.com juicy after you purchase, they'll ask you where you heard about them. Please support Juicy Scoop and tell them we sent you. Treat yourself to Honey Love because you deserve it. This Juicy Scoop episode is sponsored by RO want the fastest working GLP1 for half the list price. Roe's got you. I absolutely love Roe and I love what GLP1s can do. And now Roe offers FDA approved weight loss vials for half the list price of auto injector pens without applying insurance or saving cards. And with results you can see faster. This formula from Eli Lilly hits not one, but two hormones to curb hunger with less nausea. Your RO affiliated provider can help you understand if GLP1s are right for you and your goals. But that's just the beginning. RO members have support throughout the process. Plus you can sign up online from the comfort of your own home. That means no waiting for an in person doctor's appointment, looking to where to park, none of it. Join over 385,000 people who have already chosen Roe to access GLP1s. Go to ro co juicy scoop to see if you qualify. That's R O. Go to RO Co Juicy Scoop. Go to RO Co Safety for box warning and full safety information about GLP1 medication. Half the list price when compared to auto injector pens. And when paying cash without applying insurance or saving cards. Did you hear about Marcus Jordan, Michael Jordan's son, Former boyfriend of Larsa Pippen.
B
Yes.
A
From Miami, who was married with four kids to Scottie Pippen. Scottie Pippen, who I guess Scottie Pippen and played on the same team, but they were like frenemies or enemies. Okay. They dated for like three years. They started a podcast, which was featured on Real Housewives of Miami, about Marcus Jordan and Larsa. And Larsa. Because they were such a great couple, even though they were like 18 years apart and he has no kids and she's got four. And I know this can be shocked, but this was another celebrity couple podcast that is, I believe, not around today.
B
I haven't heard about.
A
Broke up.
B
Yeah.
A
And he got caught driving and he got his Lamborghini stuck on the train tracks. And you saw the video, too.
B
I did. I watched the video.
A
That was pretty amazing. And so he was arrested for dui.
B
I'll say this, in the videos, he seemed pretty sober. He kept saying, I'm so. He wasn't horrible.
A
It wasn't horrible. I saw it too.
B
I know. And he was like, what more do you need me to do? You told me to walk the line. I walked the line back and forth. I counted. So it was interesting. I mean, of course I wasn't there.
A
He says right away, I'm Michael Jordan's son. I'm Marcus Jordan. Michael Jordan. He's very nice to the cops. He has a little honey there who seems kind of fun and normal too.
B
Right.
A
And they came from a strip joint. I don't know if she was working or just came with him. They did say in the report I read that a white substance was found on him.
B
Yeah. I did hear that as well.
A
But out of all the people that have been on Bravo Housewives that have been arrested for intoxication, he definitely is the most lucid.
B
Oh, man. Absolutely.
A
Because there was a recent one on the Real Housewives of Potomac. This woman, Karen, she got in a car accident. She was arrested for dui and she pushed it. She said, I'm not gonna do a plea deal. I'm gonna go to trial. And she went. And after 12 hours, they convicted her of a DUI. She's looking at two years of prison. So she did not go to the reunion.
B
Oh, no.
A
And. And she's, you know, probably not going to come back on the show. So she might do some real time. But they show they released after she was convicted. They released the cam footage of her.
B
She's wasted.
A
She's, like, talking in, like, riddles. Like, she's like. She says that she was Thomas Jefferson's concubine.
B
Yeah, see that? You gotta. You gotta arrest him for that.
A
And then, of course, Shannon Beador, who was at oc, that's more than just drinking. She ran into it. She ran into a house and then left her car there and took her dog walking away, hoping, like, no one would know that she ran into a house. And we've never even seen her mugshot.
B
Oh, man.
A
And then. And she just got picked to go on a Wives on the Waves. She replaced Jennifer Aiden on the cruise. Oh.
B
Cause Jennifer Aiden yelled at a girl from the Strip. So just go.
A
The fans are fine with you being so drunk that you drive into a house and try to walk away with your dog, but not if you are bitchy to a Jersey Mike's person. And I have to agree. I have to agree. If you are bitchy to Jersey Mike's, you don't deserve to be on the cruise. No, but if you're sorry about being buzzed, fine. But I'm saying out of all the. All the mug shots of, like, housewives and stuff, he did seem he shouldn't have been driving. But I'm saying I agree with you in that if he has a really good attorney. I don't know about the substance, though. That's a bad.
B
As an old guy driving in the dark is a pain. It really. I mean, it's. It is real, though. Hey, I think he's getting there. He's night. He could be night blind.
A
Okay. But he's only like 34. Oh, he is maybe even younger than that.
B
And he certainly doesn't look like Michael Jordan's son either.
A
No, no, you know, you wouldn't think.
B
You think about Jordan, son. You're like, oh, this is going to be a guy who's 6 foot, you know, 5, and looks like a basketball player. He doesn't look like that. So even the cop is probably like, are you Michael Jordan, son?
A
And then he's like, we've got six people here. Can we help get my Lamborghini off the tracks?
B
Yeah.
A
So what happened? Did they get a TO truck? Like, what if a train was coming? Like, I was like, yeah, I'm kind of freaked. They must have known that no train was coming, otherwise they would have been, like, freaking out. Right?
B
Yeah.
A
So this girl, this is Scott Storch's ex named. She goes by Flo Jo.
B
Who's Scott Storch? She's like a music producer.
A
She is a music producer that, like, plays piano that, like, Dr. Dre kind of discovered. And so he's very successful. He's one of those guys that only wears sunglasses 24 7.
B
Oh, I like that.
A
And so, yeah, a little. I always feel that's a little. Whatever. That's fine. I don't know if you have a retina problem. Like, what is going on? But I don't think so. So they had a kid together, and she's, you know, a typical girl with her lips and her body, the whole.
B
Got the face.
A
And I guess she was coming back from getting a body scrub.
B
She's got. I'm gonna have a breakdown eventually. Face on. On tmz.
A
So all we see is that somebody filmed her being horrible to a valet parker.
B
Yeah.
A
And she's screaming and she throws down her money, and she goes, I'm rich. You're poor. Give me back my change. And the guys. Some guys.
B
There's a lot more before that, a lot of.
A
So the film. What is she saying before that?
B
She calls him a wetback.
A
Oh, yeah. She said, you're.
B
Says, you grab my ass. And he's just like, no, I didn't. No.
A
She never says, you grabbed my ass. She says that after.
B
Yeah, right.
A
So you don't know wherever they started to film, you don't know what has got her so angry. But the guy's smart enough to film her because he's like, this chick is insane. So one of the valets filming her. The other valet's at the thing. He gives her her change. She doesn't leave a tip, which, fine. And she then says, I'm rich. I'm poor. And then she goes up and she slams the phone out of his hand and Then that goes viral and then she, then she's seen doing some other interview where she says somebody asks her, did he grab your ass? And she goes no, he didn't grab my ass. But then the next day she's doing a selfie crying video in her car with no tears saying, all right, you win, you win. I can't take it anymore. You're trying to ruin my life. I'm the most non racist person I know.
B
You always have to say that one. You always have to.
A
I the fine, I apologize to the guy who grabbed my ass. I'm sorry you tried to ruin my life. And pretty good. So then I go down and I looked at all her stuff and like every photo is just her, you know, perfect abbed tanned body taking selfies in the mirror of your body laying down, taking, you know, all that kind of stuff. Maybe one or two of the kids praising the ex baby daddy even though they're no longer together.
B
Oh good.
A
And, but she's a nightmare. And I'm just saying these are the things where you're like, no, that's you just like Jennifer Aiden with it. Just like Jennifer Aiden with the jersey Mike's.
B
There happened to be a phone out during this time. But this woman and Jennifer Aiden, same thing. They've done this countless times to every target cashier or whoever is, you know, in their, in their world under they considered under them or whatever.
A
Why are you so angry? You just got to scrub. Scrub. Wasn't that relaxing like a body scrub? Like what are you angry about? I know and so I brought up a while ago when I talked about the Jennifer Aiden with the jersey Mike's the girl that got that worked for ESPN that got mad at the tow truck lady. Do you remember that?
B
Yes, I do.
A
So anyway I talked about it. I'm like, where is that girl today? What's she doing? So someone let me know she's you know, 10 years older or whatever. She has like a decent like YouTube whatever following. And someone sent me the link when she went through and she talked all about it and she says that this particular tow tuck place was known for like taking your car in non places that are okay to park at, right? And she parked at an okay place, she had a couple drinks but she wasn't wasted and she was just really pissed because she was like this is a scam, this is a scam and you should be ashamed of yourself that you're working at a scam place. Not you should be ashamed yourself because you work at a tow truck place. But like, this is, you know, and that was her story. Well, so I just wanted to tell that side because I talked about it before.
B
But yeah, I love the. I love the fact that these valets now, because there's been several people going off on valets. They seem, they must be trained now to keep their cool. Whip that phone out. And they just, they keep talking like, get, say more. Say more. Keep going. It's pretty great. I mean, both the ballet guys are just very cool about this whole thing. They're like, ha, I got it. You're rich.
A
And he goes, you're soulless.
B
Yeah. Soulless.
A
Yeah. It's kind of beautiful. Yeah.
B
Nice moment.
A
Yeah. Charlie Sheen. And it's going to be part of Denise's Richard's new show.
B
Oh, good.
A
And one of the girls is big on OnlyFan. And one of the daughters is a super Christian.
B
Oh, perfect.
A
I know. It's a perfect show that's on E.
B
And what does he mean by he's gonna be a part of?
A
I think we're gonna see him a little bit. Like he's. But I don't know that he's making money off of it. But I think he makes some appearance. They show him getting a facelift.
B
Yeah, I saw that. He has a facelift.
A
Yeah. So I guess he'll be part of it. Yeah. So then this was crazy. This girl who is a New York woman went to Pakistan. She's like 35. She met a 19 year old and she went to Pakistan. And now she is doing these things that have gone viral where she's like, this country sucks and I need a hundred thousand dollars and I'm gonna fix your country.
B
Yeah.
A
I don't even know what she's really asking for.
B
You gotta watch the videos.
A
It's insane. It's the funniest thing you've ever scene.
B
It's.
A
And these people are standing behind her.
B
Yeah.
A
And they're like, how did this woman from New York just like hijack the whole country? And like she's holding these people hostage, like, what's happening?
B
And this is like, they're like, I know women aren't supposed to speak. She's like, shut up. You talk too much. It's pretty wild.
A
This other favorite story from a few weeks ago that I just kept wanting to get to was a woman who said she fell into a trap. She fell into a scam that a wealthy. She's a wealthy divorcee and she gave over $700,000 to a man who claimed that he was Brad Pitt, who was in love with her, who found her online but had to get some medical stuff. And I guess because his horrible bitch ex wife.
B
Yeah.
A
Angelina Jolie, is holding the winery hostage in our divorce, and therefore I can't have these surgeries. I assume he probably said nobody can know about it, but they Photoshopped himself.
B
He was. Had a couple AI pictures that don't look real at all.
A
No, they're not even AI. They're like Canva from five years ago. Yeah. Yeah, like Photoshop. And so she sent all her money, and of course it wasn't him. And, you know, but it just, like, it just. He just used a typical thing. He just was like, yeah, I found you. I had a friend, and she. All of a sudden, we're all hanging out and she's. Attractive girl, and she goes, you guys, Russell Crowe just DM'd me.
B
Yeah.
A
And I was like. And for a second, this is like, six years ago, I was like, I don't know. Like, she's not a famous person, but she's attractive. Like, what if somehow he, like, came across it and then we look and. Of course it's a fake.
B
Russell Crowe.
A
Just throw out a huge net to anyone. I get them, too. I get. I get them from, like, women. I get them for all weird stuff, like, oh, hey, hey, you, like, thinking I'm like, a lonely thing.
B
There's a new scam now. They do. Hey, you're so cute. This don't write me here. Write me at my other. Yeah, whatever, you know, Instagram account or something.
A
I don't touch anything. Like, oh, my God. I got. You know, like, oh, we have a UPS package of yours, but you wrote the wrong. Wrong zip code.
B
I'm like, no, everything's a scam.
A
Yeah, it's so. Yeah, you have to be so careful. Like, no matter what. I remember someone was doing a scam with me, and I was like, wait, are you single? I'm so lonely. And then the guy hung up and called me on a different line from India to, like, start to pursue me that way. He gave up the original scam.
B
Oh.
A
He was tricking him back.
B
Oh, look at you. Wow. Yeah. And the other thing I hear when they do this is they don't ask for cash necessarily. A lot of them ask for gift cards. You know, listen, I'm Brad Pitt, and I need $300 in Applebee's gift card. What?
A
Why do you sound Nigerian? Oh, I'm working on a film.
B
Like, what are you saying? I mean, I don't know how people could Possibly fall for any of this. It's shocking to me.
A
Oh, God. Listen, if the ship is sail, ladies, just find a friend, just find a girlfriend and just go on a cruise with a bunch of other ladies.
B
Right?
A
Like, spend your money that way. Just. It's not worth it. Okay, let's just catch up a little bit on the Blake and Ryan situation. What is your perspective? Perspective? They have the trial date set for March 26. He set up the website with all of his information. He's fighting, fighting back. Back. He's lost three jobs. Justin Baldoni. Baldoni lost three jobs that he was set to do when the New York Times article dropped, which was about the lawsuit. And what I realized is that, you know, you can say whatever you want in a lawsuit, and then if people report on that lawsuit, they. It's not defamation.
B
Right.
A
Because it's in a lawsuit, and they're referring to a lawsuit. So you can say, this person sexually assaulted me. This person did all this stuff. And New York Times can report on. On it. They're saying the reason he's suing New York Times for 250 million is for defamation is because they. They did an amended thing, and they found out from Internet sleuths that they believe that they had the material back in October. They noticed metadata like. Like, they noticed, like, a date. So, okay, so was New York Times working in cahoots in collusion with Ryan and Blake a couple months prior to. Set the stage to really take him down once they report on this. On this lawsuit that they just received the day before? Like, how long were they working on it? They say that's not true. They say, no, that's like a Google mistake or something.
B
The New York Times.
A
New York Times. New York Times also were the first to take down, you know, Harvey Weinstein.
B
Yeah.
A
Rowan Farrow is very good friends with Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is very good friends with Blake.
B
Okay.
A
As of a while ago, we don't know where. How they are now. And that's where Blake said, oh, my two dragons that helped me write this roof rewrite. This roof. Turtles.
B
One of the dragons.
A
No, no, just Taylor and Ryan. So we're seeing all the elites connect, as someone would think of. Like, all the power of just picking up a phone. William Morris also dropped him right when this article dropped about all the things that he did wrong on the phone film. He's showing all the things. The latest flirty text. Did you see the latest flirty text?
B
I mean, I keep up. Here's the thing, and I don't not to ruin all the fun here, because it is fun, but it is shocking to me.
A
Yeah.
B
That we even really like who gave a shit about Blake Lively or Justin Baldoni, you know what I mean? And really, we kind of still don't. But it is a fun story. Like, the movie certainly wasn't a big hit or anything.
A
It was a big hit.
B
Well, not really.
A
300 million to. Nowadays.
B
300 million where never.
A
Yes, that's fact.
B
Really?
A
I was shocked.
B
Well, I'd be shocked if it made $300 million.
A
That'd be shocked. Yes.
B
That's crazy. That's a crazy number.
A
But I could be wrong. That's the thing. He has the rights to the second one. Justin. Justin found Colleen Hoover, the writer.
B
Right. I know. It's a horror.
A
Back in 2018, he found her. They worked on developing it for four years before they cast Blake, who is very different than the character in the book. The character in the book is in her early 20s, but they picked Blake knowing that she is a big box office draw and all of that. So the other idea is he has the rights to the second book, which is. It starts with us. And with a $300 million movie. Yeah. There's. This second one's gonna go.
B
Right.
A
So the whole thing is, did they go after him as. As something saying that there was sexual harassment and stuff? Because then that would break the morality clause.
B
Okay.
A
And therefore you could lose the rights to something because you were morally corrupt or whatever. All right, so was that the case or was he just gonna fold and give it up? But he was like, no. He hired the same people that PR people that helped Johnny Depp. And he's like this. And has brought out all the. The things which. That part is fun. The voice note.
B
Yeah, the voice note.
A
There's some fun things to make fun.
B
Fake Ryan Reynolds paparazzi stunt. That one's my favorite.
A
That was incredible. When somebody first. When I first saw that, I was like, oh, my God. And, you know, people brought it to my attention, and I don't know who did, but then I was like, you guys have to go look it up and see it. Because it was all these people that took photos and they all using the same masking tape.
B
Like, the blue painting tape is on every.
A
On every single one. And they're like on boards for him to easily sign, not just like a piece of paper. So it makes it quick and easy. Like, it was so planned out.
B
And also somebody pointed out there's no. Nobody's got any cameras.
A
Very, like, two.
B
Yeah.
A
No one's asking him. Tell them, what do you think of Justin Bale? Don't. No one's asking. They're just normal fans that clearly were paid. And then. And then they're all asking him to sign with the same marker. So they bought a bag of markers, like Sharpies or whatever. And. Yeah. And, like, he doesn't have a movie to promote. There's nothing. And then they went out the other night, and they're smiling, doing selfies. Blake. And he. And so was. You know, she. Let me show you. So. Oh, in this one. This video. This comes from. Originally, people are pulling up videos, and this comes from. Without a crystal ball. She's doing an interview with Colleen, the author, with all super fans of the book. And she says, the studio only wants us to show you 20. 20% or 20 minutes of the. The cut. But it's my cut, and I don't give a fuck. And I'm gonna show you guys the whole movie.
B
Oh.
A
And all the fans cheer.
B
Yeah.
A
She's like, I smuggled it on the plane in a hard drive. So when he says, you, like, you kidnapped the movie. You took it for yourself. You insisted that it be your cut. You rewrote this rooftop scene with Taylor Swift and Ryan. Like, he is. Right. Like, she's admitting it right here.
B
Yeah.
A
She wasn't supposed to do that. She was supposed to show a bunch of fans the movie before it came out. And so it's like she just doesn't care. And then, you know. Oh, also, what interesting is Justin Baldon had a podcast about feminism with this girl. Something Liz Plank.
B
Okay.
A
And the day that the New York Times, everything. She dumped him right away. Boop.
B
Liz Plank did left partner. Yeah.
A
And I just thought that was interesting, like, you know, because now everybody is Team Justin. Now we all see it for what it was. I didn't know. I read. I read the highlights of the article. I was like, maybe he was a creeper. Maybe he did do a smear campaign. Because I remember hearing she was a bitch. But then her going and trying to, like, really nail it to him. And then the other part is, you know, about Nice Pool. So Deadpool is Ryan Reynolds movie.
B
Yeah.
A
There was a character in the last.
B
Film called Nice Pool, the guy with the longer hair.
A
So he. That is. He's making fun of Justin Bildo. Oh, he says, I have a podcast about feminism. He says all these things. He gets killed in front of a flower shop, which she worked at a flower shop in this. There's all these cross References. It's incredible. There's no doubt they're making fun of him.
B
Yeah.
A
In the movie, Nice Pool is played by Ryan Reynolds. But in the credits of Nice Pool, it says, nice Pool played by Jordan Reynolds. Okay. In Blake Lively's thank you at the.
B
End of the movie, I need a pencil.
A
No, but listen, in Blake Lively's thank you, she says, thank you, Gordon Reynolds. So she knew they planned it out because the two movies came out at the same time. So they were already annoyed with him. Ryan and her were already annoyed with Justin. Ryan took it a step further, added a scene, added a character to make fun of Justin.
B
Right.
A
Basically an Easter egg. A Taylor Swift Easter egg, where you're like, oh, my God. But only recently did people figure that out.
B
Okay.
A
And so the timeline is that they started working on the movie. The thought is she was flirty with him. She's been with Ryan for 10 years.
B
Cause it seems like in some. The texts I've been seeing, are they or not? Like, why? Who calls at 2:00 in the morning?
A
And, well, she had texted him at 1:44am that's what I'm saying.
B
Who does that?
A
Well, they were working on the script, and she said she sent the rewrite. And he was like, okay, cool. Like, whatever. And she was like, wow, I really thought I'd get more of a response from you. Da, da. So then he left a voice note so that it wouldn't be misinterpreted. And she could hear that he really feels badly that he didn't give her credit for taking the time to do this. He's placating her. He might have thought it. He doesn't know that she's gonna totally take over at this point. He still thinks, okay, let's work together. I have a huge star to make this a huge movie.
B
Right?
A
And so he's still trying. He goes to her house and is with the baby. Like, meets the baby and everything.
B
Now they have kids. Her and Ryan Reynolds have four kids.
A
Like, they had a lot of kids, but they met on Green Lantern while he was married to Scarlett Johansson.
B
Right. And I've been saying on my podcast, I would just like everyone to know on cover to cover. I've been saying Ryan Reynolds is annoying for years. I say it on the podcast. I say, keep an eye on this guy. He's teetering on annoying. Just his commercials from Mint Mobile and all of it.
A
I don't victim shame.
B
I don't want to victim Tanner. A lot of self Tanner too. Shticky always Doing bits.
A
He thinks he's so funny.
B
Yeah, yeah. So anyway, well, on my.
A
I don't know if you noticed this thing, but I came up with that. She was wearing the jean onesie that every comedian wears.
B
Yes, yes.
A
And she did her own wardrobe. And she wants to be funny just like Ryan thinks he's so funny. And I think she was consciously or subconsciously influenced by all the female comedians that were wearing the one John Z. Men and Women, the mechanic outfit to wear that in the rooftop scene because she wants to be funny in that scene. Okay, here. Blake fell in love with her co star on Sisterhood of Traveling Pants. This has come from Pop Diaries360. Then she fell in love with Pen badly of Gossip Girl. Then she was with Leonardo DiCaprio in the great Gatsby. Then she was with Ryan Reynolds. So would it be possible that she caught feelings for justice?
B
I mean, that's kind of the vibe I get. But I'm. I don't know anything but.
A
And she's like, yes. And so then she. So I. But when you read the latest text that he has now put out there.
B
Too, Something about no teeth or something.
A
Yes. So she's like, oh, I'm flirty and fun. This is who I am. I'm ballsy or something. And she's like, no teeth, of course.
B
Yeah.
A
And like, I'm bummed. I don't have her in front of me. But I'm like, isn't no teeth the universal for, like, I'll suck your dick.
B
That's what I'm. Teeth. But also maybe it's another thing, like, no teeth. Like, I'm not, you know, growling or something. I don't. Yeah, I went right to a blowjob. That's what everybody did.
A
She's hinting. She's like, supposedly she got together with Brad. Ben Affleck, too, on the town.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
When he was with Jennifer Garner.
B
Is she in all these movies?
A
Yeah.
B
I don't know if I've ever seen a Blake live. I saw the one where she was with the shark. Did she fuck.
A
I think she's fun to watch on tv.
B
Did she fuck that shark? She was in a shark movie. It's just her and a shark. She's hanging onto a buoy the whole movie and the shark is chasing her around. It's a pretty good movie.
A
I think she is fun to watch. I loved her in the Simple Favor. I mean, I think she is a good actress, you know, I don't know. I think she is in a marriage where like, she's kind of stuck in it with him, with Ryan. But they are a team. The only way that they can both recover from this nightmare. First of all, he's suing them for 400 million. The date is not till March 26th.
B
Okay.
A
I think this is gonna go the distance. I don't think anyone's gonna fold. They're getting so much bad press.
B
So what now? What are you doing?
A
I mean, I don't know. We can't talk.
B
How do you fix it?
A
We can't talk about it till March 26. So it has to, like, die down at a certain point.
B
Well, here's the funny thing about this, which I find shocking because I'm up on this story, and I don't really. This is not something, and I really care, but it is fun. I just see the headlines constantly on my phone. And usually when you're in a position like this, I would imagine, like, Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are probably like, can something fucking happen here? So this goes away, and then here come the fires in la. Normally that would sweep this stuff right away, and it just doesn't. And then here comes that plane crash, you know, and here's another one, and it just keeps coming back. And they're like, what do we have to do to get rid of this story?
A
That's what's crazy, that they went for it. But I think he thought that they caught feeling, that she caught feelings. I don't think anything happened. I don't think anybody cheated. But I think she was fishing. Just like, I remember there'd be guys at the school that would kind of flirt with all the moms and, you know, someone might take it, and some. You know, I think she was fishing to see what he would do when it didn't happen, or maybe before it happened. Ryan then was on set because he had, like, a break. I think he read the text somehow on the kid's iPad or something, confronted her. Because there's stories that people heard him confronting her in the trailer. I don't know if that's true. Confronted her about it, and then from there, she was like, I don't even want him. Look, he's the one that's been kissing my neck. Acting this da, da. And he's like, screw this guy. I fucking hate this guy. So then he writes the nice pool thing. They make fun of him, all this stuff. Then the movie comes out, and he's on in a different room with the waters and by himself. And she's doing this, and she gets bad press. Things come out that she's a bitch, but we forgot about it. We forgot about that she was a bitch. Who cares? And. But in the interim of the premiere and her thinking, my career's over because she's on the Reddits and reading shit about her yourself, then they go, oh, this guy. We're gonna. We're gonna tell it all, and in the process, we're gonna get the sequel back.
B
Yeah.
A
So they put it out there with the New York Times, but they thought he would just crawl under a rock and die. And he's like, no, no. And when he brings all the receipts and all of us get into it, they're. I mean, they're done. They're like, the only way they're going to save themselves is if they break up. If she says, I didn't want to do all this stuff. He forced me to do it. Right. Or he's like, you know, she's a crazy. Whatever. But if they want to stay together, if they want to stay together forever till the day they die.
B
Right?
A
They just have to stay together.
B
And she can only make movies with Paul Giamatti from here. From here out, you know? Right.
A
Yeah. I mean, and then they. And then they just have to go away or. I don't know. This is bad. I mean, I. I'm kind of shocked that they. That they have the ability go out and, like, smile and stuff, but maybe they. Maybe they just are those people that are kind of soulless. Like, maybe they just, like, are like, whatever. I.
B
You know, I saw him stand up. A Hugh Jackman does this performance at Radio City Music hall, and it's like, Hugh Jackman Show. And I know it was a bit that they had planned, but I was like. And then Ryan stands up and does a whole shtick from the audience with Hugh Jackman. And I'm like. Of all, like, just go. Just stay home. Like, they got four kids. Does anybody ever stay home? Nobody stays home. Like, it's out every night just doing fake paparazzi shit.
A
Well, I didn't understand why he was such a big part of the press for Ryan, for the. Like. And it was. I was talking to Zack Peter, and he said that is because they were. Because both the movies came out Deadpool, and it ends with us at the same time that they were trying to make it, like, Oppenheimer and Barbie.
B
Yeah, that was the plan. Yeah, they were.
A
And that was the plan. So it was because I was like, why is he, like, here and interviewing the star? Like, what does he have to do? So trying to get all the press, which, you know, that made the money. Like, people went to go see it.
B
Right.
A
They didn't. It was kind of after that, the trickling of, like, that she is a bitchy person. And, I mean, she said something about one of her co stars from Gossip Girl. Leister. Wait, what's her name?
B
Maton Leester. Yeah. Leighton Meester Meester.
A
There's another video of them, like, doing a panel, and she's like, well, it's not like we were born in cages. Well, one of us was. And her mom had her in prison. Her co star, who's sitting right next to her.
B
Wait, Leighton Meester's mom had her in prison?
A
Had her in prison.
B
Oh, I wouldn't have. I mean, what do I know? But, yeah, okay.
A
And she knew that and said it. Well, one of us was born in a cave.
B
Hey, you know, I mean.
A
I mean, it's shocking the things that are being pulled up.
B
Like, an attractive girl who's had a career since childhood is a. You know, I mean, like, this is new, right?
A
But it's like, there's no way. Like, it's just. It's very weird. And that she always talks and, like. Like, you know, it always brings it back to, like, one. She pushed her hair care that nobody wanted this or the other thing. This other girl comes and she's got beautiful curls, girls. And she's pushing her hair care.
B
Oh, does she have a hair care line?
A
Like, was. Yeah, and it's just a dry shampoo or whatever. And she goes, this is what I like. Her hair looks horrible throughout the movie. I don't know if it's a wig or what, but it's this big, wild mess along with her horrible outfits. And so she, like, starts like, fix this girl's hair. And all the comments are like, you ruined her hair. Like, she's like. And this is what I like. I just like. She's like. She's just like, see? And I like to separate your curls. And the girl, I was like, thanks. I love it. Like, is this. Wow. And it was like, oh, my God, look at her before. Then I shot the video before, and it was, like, quaffed and, like, lovely.
B
Oh, no.
A
So, yeah, she's just that girl that, like, I don't know. We'll see. But I think now. But outside, of course, it's going to die down a little bit now because everything's out on the website that's out there. So now every once we're done talking about everything on that, which we're getting there. And the judge said no more like interviews and stuff to like, the attorney journeys. And so, yeah, maybe it will die down a little bit. But I think it's really interesting because it just shows, like, movie making in a way that even people that are in the industry didn't really know was like that.
B
Right.
A
Like covert and ugly. I don't know if this has happened a lot or if this is a one.
B
Yeah.
A
A rare occasion.
B
I don't know either. But it's. It's all very fascinating to me.
A
Maiden, I'm going to add not something funny. I have been. I came across a really horrible movie called Hollywood High. It's on Amazon Prime. I talked about it. It was basically a porn. And I couldn't believe Amazon prime from 1976.
B
Oh, yeah, yeah.
A
So people have been sending me other awful movies from the 70s and 80s.
B
Oh, man, this was amazing.
A
For days I've talked about angel, the teenage hooker that goes to, like a private school.
B
Yeah.
A
There was another one. ABC Monday night movie off the Minnesota strip. It's another teenager that's just turning tricks.
B
Turning tricks, turning tricks. That was a big plot line back.
A
In that I was obsessed with being a hooker. I wanted to be a street hooker. I wanted to wear the outfits. I didn't want to do anything with anybody. I wanted to walk up and down the streets as a hooker. I was a hooker for third grade Halloween and wrote Hooker on Roller Skates. And. Yeah, so like way before Boogie Nights, I thought of that look. So that was one. This Jeffrey mixed is so funny.
B
Mary Mare Winningham, she was in St. Elmo's Fire, which I hear they're making a sequel to. According to Rob Lowe. Gonna be doing st. Elmo's Fire 2.
A
I don't know this. Wow. I don't know if she's the lead in this. Anyway, this one is also coming from Heartthrob Anderson.
B
Oh, this movie is shocking.
A
This guy's video about.
B
It's unbelievable.
A
It's called the Toy. It was with Richard Pryor.
B
There's a Klan rally in this movie. There is a clan.
A
A kid buys a black band.
B
Yeah.
A
He walks us through the movie, this guy. Heartthrob Anderson.
B
Yeah.
A
And I kind of remember, but it wasn't a movie. Like, I was already too old to go see this movie. Like, it was like. I thought it was like a kid movie or something. Like, I never wanted to go see. And I guess at the end of the movie, he gets sold again to another rich kid.
B
Yeah. There's A lot of. He comes to Jackie Gleason's house, you know, because the kid buys it.
A
It's a rich guy. He's a toy.
B
And there's a lot of, like, people walking into the house and being frightened by Richard Pryor.
A
I mean, I cannot believe it, like, that. This was only, like, 40 years ago. Like. So he goes to the toy store and he doesn't want anything. You could have anything you want. And the kid sees Richard Pryor, who is playing a janitor, and he goes, that's who I want. And they go, look, I'll give you this much money. Money. But they actually put him in a box to have him be unwrapped.
B
Well, why wouldn't they? Yeah.
A
I just want to know, like, in all the Richard Pryor, like, documentaries and stuff, is there anybody that's just like, yeah, Richard just took the money and was like, whatever, or Richard thought it was funny, or Richard didn't see the harm in it. What the fuck was it?
B
Right? I mean, there's Richard Pryor. There's just different times, you know? I mean, look at the one with him and Gene Wilder. Like, Gene Wilder goes full blackface in one of them, I think Silver Streak or whatever. And just, hey, jive turkey and that whole shtick.
A
I mean, it's just unbelievable. Even talking about. It's probably getting in trouble, but I'm not. It's part of embarrassing.
B
I like this guy's video. Look, it's my name.
A
Like, you saw it. Yeah. Okay, good. Chris, I love you so much.
B
Thank you. Thank you for having me on.
A
It was always a pleasure.
B
Cover to cover, March 14th and 15th. Detroit House of Comedy, March 14th and 15th. And then Houston Punchline, March 16th, Sunday night. Those are on Frangola Fun. As are the Valentine shows and all the fun stuff. What else? Did you see the video which I wanted to discuss with you.
A
Sorry.
B
Babyface being interviewed on the red carpet at the Grammys.
A
Oh. And then the person ran away to talk to Sheffield.
B
He didn't run away. Just like, he yelled over in the middle.
A
Mid sentence.
B
Yeah, mid sentence, the poor guy. And listen, he's an old guy who's doing that old. But he's telling a boring conversation. It's a boring conversation.
A
Oh, it was boring.
B
Yeah. And Chapel Rowan goes walking behind him, and the two girls just start yelling, chapel. Chapel. And he goes, oh, I'm sorry, you want her? And they go, yeah. And they push Babyface, who's kind of like a music legend, out of the way, and people are like, Freaking out. I mean, but sometimes you gotta cut off the old man. You know what I mean?
A
Sometimes we realize, oh, we're old. Like a twin 25 year old. Like I remember my mom would always be like, how do you not know who so and so is? And I'd be like, because I don't.
B
Right.
A
Like I get, when I bring up stuff and now I, I try to be like, are you? Are you. I try to give people like, you know, some respect to me. Like, are you aware of who this person is? Because why would you. If you're 25 years younger than me, you might not know who I'm talking about. Like, you know, like I was a full blown adult 25 years ago. Like, yeah, so and so. But still. Yeah. It just goes to show you, they're rude.
B
Sometimes you just gotta.
A
They're rude.
B
Yeah. Anyway, I thought that.
A
Of course. Heatherbridgeall.net Come see me in New York, D.C. and Red Bank, New Jersey. And then also March 1st I'll be at Agua Caliente in Palm Springs.
B
That's going to be a fun east coast trip during. In the winter. I love it.
A
Yeah. Well, it's two degrees. I'm going to have fun. I'm with Andrea Lopez and Anna Roisman who do really funny. They do really funny impressions, but they're stand up too. They're just really funny. And Drake's coming to my son.
B
Yeah.
A
So he's never been to New York.
B
Okay.
A
I told him he has got to order some cuter clothes. Look like a little. I want him to look like. I'm looking for a man in finance. 65 look like Baron.
B
Dress him like Barron Trump. That would be nice. He's. People love that guy.
A
I'm gonna. All right, thank you, Bye.
Podcast Summary: Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald
Episode: Chris Franjola on Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Swift, Grammy’s, Oscar's, and A-Holes
Release Date: February 6, 2025
[02:08 - 04:08]
Heather McDonald welcomes her guest, Chris Franjola, a former model turned stand-up comedian, to discuss their plans for Valentine's Day. Heather shares her packed weekend itinerary, which includes performances in New York City, Washington D.C., and Red Bank, New Jersey. Chris complements her by sharing his own Valentine's Day activities, such as performing at the Irvine Improv and visiting Rava Wines in Paso Robles.
Notable Quote:
"So, depending on where you are, either see me or Chris." — Heather McDonald [04:08]
[04:08 - 07:02]
Heather recounts her recent experience attending a concert at a new arena in LA, highlighting the luxurious setup and high-profile performers like Stevie Nicks, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Billie Eilish, Olivia Rodrigo, and Gracie Abrams. She comments on the appearance and demeanor of the performers, noting the polished and "clean-cut" looks of the younger artists.
Notable Quote:
"All these girls are looking like very low key, clean cut now." — Heather McDonald [06:16]
[07:02 - 22:21]
The conversation shifts to the recent Grammy Awards, where Heather and Chris discuss various performances and controversies. A significant focus is on Bianca Censori's attire, which Heather critiques for its provocative nature. They debate the intentions behind her outfit choices, questioning whether it's a genuine expression or a calculated move for publicity.
Notable Quotes:
"Do you think she's 100% in on it? Is she getting paid per month to do this?" — Heather McDonald [14:01]
"She's completely naked." — Heather McDonald [14:35]
[39:43 - 53:20]
Heather delves into the upcoming Oscars, highlighting a groundbreaking nomination for the first trans woman in the Best Actress category for her role in a controversial musical. They discuss the film's plot, which centers around a Mexican drug lord transitioning genders, and the ensuing backlash due to past offensive tweets from the actress portraying the drug lord.
Notable Quotes:
"She's 100% naked." — Heather McDonald [14:35]
"They can't be a best Actress now. Put somebody else in." — Heather McDonald [52:34]
[54:16 - 87:55]
Heather and Chris explore various celebrity scandals, focusing on Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. They discuss ongoing legal battles, allegations of misconduct, and the impact of media portrayal on their careers. The hosts analyze the dynamics between the celebrities, questioning the longevity of their relationships amidst the controversies.
Notable Quotes:
"If they are not engaged or married by April, it is not going to last." — Heather McDonald [36:13]
"Ryan Reynolds is annoying for years." — Heather McDonald [80:35]
[87:55 - 95:18]
The discussion broadens to include critiques of older movies and their problematic content. Heather reminisces about obscure and controversial films from the 70s and 80s, highlighting their offensive themes and questionable portrayals. They also touch upon current media representations and the importance of respectful and authentic storytelling.
Notable Quotes:
"It's just part of embarrassing." — Heather McDonald [88:04]
"It's all very fascinating to me." — Heather McDonald [89:51]
[95:18 - End]
Concluding the episode, Heather and Chris promote their upcoming shows across various cities, including New York, D.C., Red Bank, and Palm Springs. They share excitement about performing with fellow comedians and engaging with their audience during the winter season.
Notable Quote:
"I'm going to have fun." — Heather McDonald [94:47]
"Please support Juicy Scoop and tell them I sent you." — Heather McDonald [Various Advertisement Timestamps]
The episode includes several advertisements for brands like RO (GLP1 medication), Metro (Samsung Galaxy A16 5G phones), LifeLock, Lume Deodorant, Acorns, and HoneyLove. As per the summary guidelines, these sections have been omitted to focus solely on the podcast's content.
Conclusion: In this episode of Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald, Heather and her guest Chris Franjola navigate through a whirlwind of pop culture discussions, from high-profile celebrity events and controversies to in-depth critiques of media portrayals. Their candid and humorous approach provides listeners with an entertaining yet critical look at the ever-evolving landscape of Hollywood and celebrity life.
Remember: For more engaging discussions and the latest scoop on your favorite celebrities, tune into Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald.