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Say you'll never join the navy that living on a submarine would be too hard you'd never power a whole ship with nuclear energy never bring a patient back to life or play the national anthem for a sold out crowd joining the navy sounds crazy saying never actually is start your journey at navy dot com america's navy forged by the sea heather mcdonald has got the juicy scoop when you're on the road when you're on the go juicy scoop is the show to know she talks hollywood tales for real life mister sacred serial data and serial sister you'll be addicted and addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast listen in listen hannah mcdonald juicy scoop hello and welcome to juicy scoop i have your favorite blue eyed father of the year fresh from iceland chris frangella welcome back to juicy.
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Scoop happy to be back happy to.
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Be back in america i'm very exciting he brought a special guest with him following in my footsteps he's got beckett pulling topics yes right now it is.
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Out in the in the living room.
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She'S on her iphone coming up with juicy topics for us yeah i don't.
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Know if you guys are like anything like me well you're out of the woods on this one but there's every now and again you get a week where there's no school and no camp or anything and that's what i'm in right now no school no camp my wife's at work so i'm i got to drag her around you know she is so cute she's yeah thank god.
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Right very very she has the best of both of you guys she's got like a super cute smile but then she has your wife's like tan skin.
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And golden hair i know thank god she's got my wife's skin not my old irish skin yeah so very cute yeah she's very cute she's cute and yeah so she's got it today coming with me on errands which kids love you know kids love to do mindless you know the cleaners and the bank.
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I just remember there was a time that i guess my mom was like remodeling or something yeah and i remember i woke up like on a saturday and i said please mom please tell me today is not a carpeteria day do you have carpeteria yeah and she's like no the house is done and i was like oh because it just felt like because i was that youngest kid that like had to go everybody was in school i was like go to carpeteria and you know all these.
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Places i remember it like going yeah.
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Like she's like no the living room's done now we don't have to go.
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Back to garage i remember not wanting to go into like the mall with my mom and just sitting in like a hot car for hours there was no you know my daughter's watching a phone right now we didn't have that we just stared straight ahead right or.
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You would hide in those things and.
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Get lost so that was a big.
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Fun thing to do my scariest moment was we were at the home home depot like with a contractor or something and drake went missing oh no and i mean i was immediately like screaming go to the front of the store don't let him leave i'm freaking out freaking out and he was in between like the interior doors all the choices of interior doors that you could choose yeah oh okay and every time that's happened to anybody i know when they find their kid they think it's like hilarious that you're screaming and hysterical and then you find them and they're like.
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Sorry well these days it's a little different you know it's very yeah i know it's wild and you know my mother in law always tells me that my daughter's got a very trafficable face i mean she doesn't say it in those words but kind of i'm like what are you saying i just don't think you should put pictures of her online i'm like i really don't i don't and she's like yeah because she's got like a look and i'm like what what what what's her look you know she'd be a great young trafficked child i think she's which is good in a way a weird compliment you.
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Know i know i mean it's like it's in the same thing when i said and then when you realize like i just remember like the day i realized that like the boys are too big to be kidnapped yeah that's good it's a huge relief which you will never get over with the daughter i don't think they're never ever they're always.
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She might they're always kidnappable right right.
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Until you get to my age but then they're always kidnappable but a boy like physically can kind of like grow out of it and then you can have that then you have to worry.
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About that's good to know then you.
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Have to worry about them kidnapping somebody.
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Because they're men that's a whole other.
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Virus enemy yeah right right okay let's talk about iceland did you love it my friend just went and had like.
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The greatest time it is amazing it's unbelievable it's amazing you're in the middle of like nowhere the entire i mean i'm sure a lot of people have gone they have like tourism's their their biggest thing it's only four hundred thousand people in the whole country so there's you drive for hours without seeing anybody and then just waterfalls and sheep and it's just crazy so so it was.
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A good trip for a five year.
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Old girl it was i'm not much of like adventure guy i don't know do like you when you go on vacation do you want to do nothing.
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Or something well you know peter right from the start was someone that always like planned stuff and i remember my sister shannon was like kind of jealous in a way because her husband is you know beverly hills jew goldstein sure sure so is my wife likes to go to like a four seasons get the cabana the entire week and not leave right and she's like and shannon would be like at a certain at a certain time i mean can we see a dolphin you know she would just be like and i'm shannon you have the nicest husband who cares but no we would do a good mix of things okay that's that's good my biggest regret which i've talked about is when drake was two months old peter was like i got a great deal at the ritz carlton in maui and we're going to go to the top of the whatever it's called honolulu whatever and then you ride you see the sunrise and then you ride these bikes.
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Down okay i've heard of that and.
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We were so at the far end so they picked us up at one forty five am yeah by the time we got up there it was in january it was hailing so we couldn't go down and we shouldn't because later on the trip i met a woman who's like oh i have to come here every year for depositions because i saw someone become a quadriplegic on the ride down and i was like thank.
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God it failed oh my god and.
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So and i remember like in the car we pick up another person because we have to go to a hotel hotel and this guy's like oh my wife's not joining and i remember being like that's so sad she doesn't know what she's missing like i'm such an adventurous young wife yeah so yeah we would do the scuba diving and we would do things now i'm like i don't want to leave the resort or if you if it's a beautiful house that you're renting i'm like why are we leaving the mansion that's where i'm at now well but at a place like that you got to do all.
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The things there's nothing but i mean every single we did fifteen i put on a helmet more times on this trip that i've never put on a helmet in my life everything we did required a helmet of some sort of climbing a mountain horseback riding i had a horseback incident i've ridden a horse three times okay this is not a joke i've ridden a horse three times.
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Well most people if you're not like.
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An equestrian i've been bitten twice really.
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Twice do you think they think you're one of them with those teeth you.
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Know could very well be i mean i've literally been bitten twice in the.
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Back by horses another horse so you're on a horse and another horse bites.
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You for some reason where i grew up like the neighbors they were like i lived that grew up in an era where people just had pets in their backyard that weren't dogs and cats they had like pigs and it was a you know in the seventies there were no rules no if you wanted a pig in your backyard you could.
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Have it do you know my friend had a horse in her backyard yeah right up the street from target in woodland hills that is not that is.
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Not zoned for horses in ronkonkoma these people had horses in their backyard lots of them and then one day they were just gone like where's the horse and you didn't just don't ask questions who knows where the horse is there wasn't even a corral they just like tied to a tree no corral or anything anyway i got bitten by that horse one time and then i got bitten by a horse at the at my uncle's trainer at belmont park so then i get on this horse in iceland and i know the moment it comes out the woman's like we need a bigger horse because you're a big guy okay and the horses are little they called icelandic horses they're they're kind of smaller oh that's cute so she bring out the biggest one they have and and i could see it's a problem already it's bucking all over the place we get on and we have a nice ride it's kind of going a little crazy and i could see the woman's eyes she's getting nervous she's like this horse is not supposed to be acting like this we're up in a mountain going through lakes and rivers in my head i'm like i must look like yellowstone you know yeah yeah but then i got the helmet on and my wife's taking pictures i'm like don't i look like this doesn't look this is not kevin costner with the big helmet on so anyway i get off the horse at the end and the horse just bolts and breaks through the fence and runs off and the woman's like i've never seen that but.
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You'Re off of it at that point.
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Thank god i had just gotten off i just pulled my foot out of the stirrup if it were a second earlier it would have i would have been tumbling through do you think that.
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Horses have some weird like psychic ability and like sense that you were never.
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A friend of horses that's what people have told me that they could sense your nervousness or whatever which i'm not people like are you nervous on a horse i'm like yes i'm nervous on a horse they're three thousand pounds and they're christopher reeve yeah i know of course i'm nervous on a horse they don't eventually you know we all see those videos of like an elephant just one day at the circus because you know what fuck it it's such bad people you know you never know when they're going to pull that off right.
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You'Re always like yeah we never yeah he was the nicest guy in the nicest elephant at the zoo no nicest.
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One at the zoo i've never seen him do that before that's because it's the first time yeah yeah so anyway.
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He'D done it before he wouldn't be.
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Hanging out yeah would have been glue so anyway we it was but it was it's wonderful and it's amazing and it's you know it's a lot of but it's so nice to come home after a trip like that because you're in far every hotel's tiny every there's no like nice hotels you stay in cabins in the mountains well i had.
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A very famous hollywood weekend oh my god right in my own backyard literally really yes so friday night came and my friend who lives out here in this westlake area a thousand oaks west lake area that i live in now she said are you going to jamie foxx's party tonight well jamie foxx i talked to at nobu we did exchange numbers we did talk at fourth of july and i thought wait wait wait.
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Wait wait hold on so you see jamie fox at nobu nobu malibu nobu malibu okay and how do you get to the point where you're exchanging numbers.
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Well he was sitting with somebody i know okay and i wasn't gonna walk up to him or anything but then he saw me and he's like hey and we've never met but i just think he recognizes me from whatever everything whatever and so i'm like you know we've never met before he's like no i know blah blah and i said i heard that you live in my neighborhood and you have the nicest boat in westlake and da da and he's like yeah oh my god let's you gotta come i'm building a stage at my house for to like do stand up okay so then my friend says are you going to this party tonight and i had no plans right i had had i was sitting on i was going to just have a mellow weekend i was on my first glass of rumbauer at six o' clock in my backyard this is this friday here this is this friday and i'm like so i text him and i'm like how am i not invited to your party tonight and he's like oh you are da da da then this guy calls me and he's like the handler or whatever and he's like you're at the gate call me when you get here all this stuff so then my friends were knew somebody and they were invited i get in the car and they're all wearing neon clothes and it's they're like it's a pickleball party i'm like it's a pickleball party at jamie foxx what are you talking about so we get there he owns the best paddle company he has like so many businesses he has so many awards i like like the awards were just in this glass case i was just looking at all them bets emmys like it was amazing well yeah he's i mean i know we're oscars everything so we get to and it's this huge property.
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And is it here like within this.
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Yes it's like go outside of this community and like drive six more minutes and that's like its own gate yeah and so then i go down they have a dj he has four pickleball courts courts going people are playing pickleball in the dark wearing neon why is.
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That a thing you do in pickleball.
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Neon i just think it was like because it was dark and it made it fun yeah so then i go get some food i don't know where my friends are they're like playing pickleball whatever and so you're there alone or you're not my friends picked us up my friend's husband was sober he drove okay the other girls were pretty buzzed from like drinking prior and they're like playing pickleball and they're like tennis players so they're like pretty good and stuff i did not have like my proper pickleball gear though i have improved you're.
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Not like overly dressed you're not like.
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I'M wearing a black romper with gucci tennis shoes because i thought i'd be.
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Like yeah casual hip you could still.
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Pull off but it was really kind of to promote this thing and it was very casual there's but there was tons of food and everything and a bartender and all that and i was kind of like okay you know well i'm like is he even here and this guy is like who knows and i was like okay so then but then jamie comes over to where i'm eating food and he's like come over here and he shows me the stage and there was just like four other people there and then we talked for like twenty minutes and he told me his like whole life story of like how he got discovered and how you know how hard it was to like try to get any stage time i thought he knew kenan before he did not so he was just straight up auditioning and then i'm like you have to tell me the backstory behind my favorite character which is wanda yeah which is the overly confident unattractive girl and that lady and i'm like you must have known someone like and he's like yes you know and then and then he's like i did it in the audition or something or i did it and then and then kenan was like put this wig on and that's when it became and the cross eyed like all that so that was super fun very very nice total gentleman like totally nice to everybody i've heard very nice things about him and he had his classic hat that he like always wears now that kind of like wide brim and so then we left then the next day drake writes his friend who works here at the club and says would you like to golf later today and he goes well it's a little crazy because obama's here today i'm like wait what so obama was with his friends playing and i said you got to have him let us know when he's coming up on our hole because cause our backyard overlooks one of the holes and so sure enough they came up and you know he's got his swagger the way he walks and once he got the hole in i clapped and they all kind of laughed and then i said good job and he waved he was delight and then later on we went to golf and they were finishing and so the secret service were there but it was very chill like secret service and stuff was there but it was not like obstructing anybody's time like he was very low key and then like his friend found his ball and then you i heard like his voice like and the plot thickens like it sounded just like obama like right and and then i realized that obama and my husband peter are living the same life they are both golfing.
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Retired more or less and their wives.
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Have to do podcasting oh yeah nothing has changed they're literally the same per one person ran the country for eight years and the other one they're at the same spot they're doing the exact they're at the same level of success.
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Yeah both graying at this point you know a little over there both graying.
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Both having a good time golfing making a chuckle with a few friends good all all nice okay and then what.
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A what a that is a pretty good weekend pretty good weekend yeah it's.
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Now i'm not sure that they got a like because it's a hit on hbo it is a hit yeah like it does well in the ratings so who made the call that we're done it had to be it couldn't have been hbo because hbo's got got to be happy with the success of it so it has to be either her or michael patrick king or somebody else has to say i think we've done.
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It all here i mean i think in entertainment a lot it's sort of like a mutual goodbye right and i do think it's an extremely expensive show right now they had one scene that was beautiful to look at as a girl which was a a bridal fashion show stunning area natural light coming through all these gorgeous models gorgeous dresses all the girls are attending the fashion show looking stunning everyone's dressed impeccably and it was like a two minute scene yeah and i said that scene was millions of dollars right so i appreciated the scene it was like the one gift as a girly girl that i liked that we were dying for but i think those yeah i think it was a very expensive show and the rumors are she's gonna take it somewhere else she can do the character somewhere else she they own it or whatever i don't know they can do other things they can take it other places they could do another movie or it never comes back and she did say in an interview she knows she has she said playing carrie was such an extraordinary job and you have to honor it sometimes it seems like an anthony to say what does that mean anathema to say we're not going to do more but if you love something you know where to leave it sometimes and then she also just said i didn't i didn't listen or watch the comments and it was extremely successful and i don't really care right and i'm like i think that's great that you didn't hear me bitch about it for three years.
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I do no yeah i mean don't read the comments on anything that's a.
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Good i mean i think it's a great way to be i will say i think that she did get a some work done in between season two and three she finally learned the power of a side part side part and blowing out her hair and keeping it blonder and putting on some self tanner or tanning makeup on her body i thought she never looked prettier yeah the outfits of course were crazy but i do think she looked great in this last season but people brought up she was never like funny she was never happy through this whole thing it wasn't it wasn't the silly carrie we knew.
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It was now that i finished this season yes and it was shockingly bad horrible and i tried i gave it my all to like it i did not go into each episode going i'm gonna hate this ridiculous show this is gonna be the one that turns me around totally and it just kept getting worse and worse and i was trying to put my finger on what exactly is the problem okay and i think it's everybody over there just got lazy i think that's what it was i think they were like we don't care anymore the writers whoever their actors i mean it's some of the worst acting i've ever seen outside of the stars oh my god that woman rock if i never really if i never have to hear that evan handler her husband talk about his dick ever again it'll be too soon because if i gotta hear him go i'm hard like i'm like oh my god why do i it doesn't work yeah i just and.
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The balls and the i have a big ball i have one big ball i have a hard dick it was a for a show where the audience is way predominantly women i mean yes there's a percentage of gay men but it was a woman's show the other thing is nobody was going to start watching and just like that that wasn't already a huge fan of sex and the city it was not a new orleans that is why i don't know why they didn't think to go a much easier more fun route which is kim cattrall doesn't want to be in the show fine focus on the three girls have something that brings them together more often even though they're women in their fifties maybe they work on a charity maybe there is that diner that they always went to or something but bringing them and then they would recall their crazy date and there would be a quick snippet like sexicity of like an awkward she's getting a hot flash while trying to have sex with someone new because she's in menopause whatever we don't need to see it actually happening it'd be funnier just for her to say it and then like just a weird cut and then they could have used the actual guest stars that played the roles previously not get guest stars and then have them be something else and act like you're not going to remember right when everybody that's watching the show has watched sex and the city episodes of multiple times and then you could have had the guest star like let's say the the guy that broke up with her with a post it yeah post note like then you have fun stories where it intertwines which would happen which does happen now that i'm this age my friend will be like do you remember so and so from college so it'd be the same thing charlotte would be like oh my god you're gonna die who lily's taking to prom post it guys son is taking my daughter to prom the person that broke your heart and then she's like do you even think that that he remembers you as my friend i don't know and then it could be like facebook and it's carrie to suddenly show up and then it would just be one episode that's it yeah i know one episode that's it this was too much of like story big long storylines when if you look back at the old show it was just really snippets.
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Of dating and things and i was also trying i think i don't you know i watched the old one but i don't remember it vividly but they were trying way too hard to be funny way too hard and it really.
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Wasn'T a funny show before it was.
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Just i mean it was almost like slapstick comedy with what's her face and you know like her falling down on the naked person in the art thing and it was just like as an actress she must be like what are you doing why do i have to and then the shit in the bowl.
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Oh my god so then we okay so the final episode it's thanksgiving and i said well that's good it'll be a thanksgiving where they kind of all end up together somehow but no it was the opposite it was about and the woman realized she wasn't alone she was rather on her own because she ends up being alone eating some i mean do you imagine reading a four hundred page novel where you never know the person's name yeah where it's always just the woman the woman the woman like you'd lose your fucking mind and and so they go and she's now she's the pie lady i'm always known as the pie lady at thanksgiving and she's picking up pies everywhere cause it's like the one charity that she wants people to realize carrie was a good person she bought pies and let them rot during COVID like what the fuck so then she and she's delivering the pie like out of a box just giving it to somebody with like dust getting on it in between cabs she gives everybody the pies and then she gets there and then miranda's you know the juicy story of brady getting someone pregnant is great also it would have been juicier if lily who's this accomplished pianist and perfect child is the one that got knocked up that would have just been more fun but whatever and in comes you know a nepo baby who is ben stiller's daughter which is fun she's playing the pregnant girl oh.
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That'S ben stiller's daughter yes really yes and so ben stiller and and his wife yes christine taylor christine taylor yeah.
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Christine taylor which is funny because essentially that actress's grandmother helen mirren played brady's grandmother and mirror yeah and yaron sorry anne mirren played steve's mom yeah that's right so if you're gonna do that in real life with real actors i'm just saying it could have been way more fun for the person in middle america if you just did it with the real people that played the characters from twenty years ago make another guest.
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Spot like but also yeah she's got a couple of guests with her at.
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The thanksgiving oh so the guests come.
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And the worst i mean everything about it is just so bad i'm gonna.
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Say something that like the gay guy.
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Why would he just write to people's.
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Faces go you're ugly ginger ew it's a no because this is what i think okay this is a controversial take go ahead michael patrick king is the creator of it taken from the book of candace bushnell and he is an out gay white man who's successful in new york he is the top of the pyramid of the lgbtqia pyramid okay and i don't think he really likes queer people okay i think or gen z people right because every queer character gay character was unlikable like you could have laverne if you wanted to like let hey let's have some different diversity here have laverne cox be the realtor for one episode and be fabulous and gorgeous and it wouldn't even matter that she was a trans woman like who cares but they made che diaz so unlikable and unfunny even though i like those episodes and every time she spoke it had to be about her sexuality i'm the non binary blah blah blah blah blah blah blah like instead of just being like oh she's dating this this person and then so then we get these three absolutely obnoxious disrespectful unattractive people ruining your thanksgiving being ungrateful and then she's like i only eat seaweed and cucumber or whatever the pregnant girl and so he goes out to get brady goes out to get seaweed and cucumber she's like i never said that i wanted it that's on you i'm like she's horrific and then this other epcot girl who then carrie calls she.
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This is a joke we came up.
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With epcot yeah my parents were disney.
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Fans yeah i mean how many people how awful is the writing epcot epcot.
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Carrie says he is in the bathroom yeah i know and people were like oh i thought it was a trans woman but carrie's called him a he no according to my sources this is a born woman okay nepo baby lorraine newman's other daughter oh it is yes.
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Jesus everybody's having a great time huh lorraine newman whoever lorraine newman did one thing and like her kids are way more so the other lorraine newman daughter.
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Is from hacks i think a great actress yeah and this girl played the part like she was supposed to be an obnoxious horrible person who clogs up the toilet and then the the guy comes and someone said no anna royce from my friend who's so funny she's the one that always is like rid like she does the kind of the and she tweeted like whatever that actor is he was also in titanic doctor.
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Garber he's a titanic he's a great actor and a legitimate actor like the fact that he took that role out.
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Of he comes out and he comes out and he's like oh and then now listen clogging up a toilet having a shitting problem at a party we've lived it in real life it could be a funny video for a funny story but never in my life did.
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You have to see the pieces have.
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I seen actual shit coming up multiple poos coming up through the toilet and pouring out all of us were about to puke yeah this is the show this is the time that you're like let's show the actual shit yeah out of all the comedies and everything before about shitting after i mean we saw bridesmaid we knew they all were getting sick did we see the actual shit no like what are you thinking it.
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Was very good looking whoever and whoever that's the one person who worked hard on the show is the person who made that because it looked just like.
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I just saw something that said if your floats it's not as good as if it's solid to the bottom of the of the toilet when you're ready.
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To flush it wow well i guess epcot was good or bad i'm not exactly it was a nepo yeah nepo.
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So it did it runs to the.
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Top don't they always.
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Oh my god so then yeah that was it like it was just why did we suffer with all these extra they just had way too many extra characters you know nobody cared about and then what i do love is the day that it did announce that it was ending kim cattrall who i follow on instagram posted a beautiful sunset over the ocean and she said it's the end of a very long week and a heart and a lip and everybody was like now as someone who is we've all been there okay whether it's your ex is getting divorced from his second wife she's getting texts somebody that took your job got fired whatever it is there's just certain moments in life when you get the news and you're like fuck yeah like that must have been the best day of kim cattrall's life to hear like you know i did the right thing i didn't do it because probably for three years she was having to see the posters and having to see that something like people were liking it or oh my god they got this amazing guest star and you know they probably were like trying not to care but there's probably little pangs and to have it be done done and know that it was a disaster and not well received has got to be like she's probably like i could die tomorrow and be like totally happy yeah she.
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Must be thrilled i mean now she looks like the smart one in the.
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End who oh darling i told them that was never gonna work no yeah and it it's just but in the.
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Final episode yes the was just shocking.
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And two guys peed we had to see two guys standing up peeing yeah the guy who got the toilet up and then also seem as boyfriend and drake even said wait he stopped peeing to tell her something yeah something about can a guy do that can you stop a midp you can hold it yeah just like a girl can oh you can okay and i mean that whole thing where she's she's sitting there as like a fifty seven year old woman at the fashion show being like he doesn't want to get married married i know he's thirty two you're fifty seven you've never been married and this is the guy that you think is going to be the one i thought.
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The same thing i'm like to keep.
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You forever like what the fuck yeah.
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And then the whole deodorant bit like.
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Tell me how they found out about.
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That that went on for three episodes.
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Well i tortured myself listening to the podcast oh i couldn't and the two geek that i'm telling you would in another life were the head of the all girl catholic high school i went to literary department they should be the biggest forking dorks and they were the.
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Writers of the show and they're like.
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Well actually you know shannon and i or whatever the other girl's name is we went to dinner and we saw a girl actually whip out her deodorant and we said that has got to be in the show oh of course.
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That'S so hilarious like those women whoever and the writers of that show need to be arrested i know so bad.
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They are just yeah i and then yeah everything and like giuseppe and him like that they'd want to get married like the whatever his aunt the pie in the face yes and the pie in the face and i was just like i just think it could have been so good if we did it my way which was just the three women because there were some good storylines that happened when you're in this stage of life right that you would pick up the phone and have a fucking hilarious chuckle with your friend yeah or call pick up your friend and have like a oh my god my kids dropping out of school i don't know what to do moment yeah and you know they could have had all that.
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Yeah it was they were i mean i think in the end it did suffer a little bit from like having to check every box you know which honestly that's what it was doing yeah.
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And trying to think and just going listen the only people are going to watch this are the ones that love sex and city what do they want nobody knew was stumbling it's not like suddenly i'm going to start watching if star trek comes back i'm not going to suddenly start watching it yeah i've never watched it i'm never going to watch it yeah so it's like why not just do what the but one thing i think is it's a shame because this was a show about middle aged women and it was not well received and then leanne morgan show is doing great on netflix and so i'm thinking there still is more story our version of golden girls in a like a very funny relatable way somewhere in between the two of them i think there's more shows that can be had that are like yeah and but hot.
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In cleveland wasn't that a show with a bunch of yes ladies it was.
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That was kind of like a girl that was kind of so you guys that's it i mean i think i said everything i want to say about it i think i did okay so there you go thank you for living through it i i will stop talking about it however on occasion i might want to just write season four with you oh absolutely just for fun yeah.
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Just like she's back like a fan.
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Fiction yeah like what i still think can happen with these characters okay taylor swift finally was a guest star on her boyfriend's podcast yeah and looks like she has a nice filter on too whatever they use i think they use riverside i've so i've been told zoom yeah and what do you think what's.
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Going on with them i'm well i'll say this i you know i i'm shocked it's still going it's been going a long time almost two years i believe yeah so great for them the.
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Clips i saw they seemed affectionate feel.
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Like a cute couple feel i feel like they're a cute couple i'm happy for them why not go out and enjoy your life she's i don't i don't know anything about her outside of her music but she seems nice and.
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He seems nice and people are speculating what songs on her album if any will reference her now ended friendship with blake lively yeah that's what i heard.
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Fearing the worst yes that's what i've.
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Heard so i mean are they getting married are they getting pregnant first what's happening i'm surprised i it's taken this.
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Long yeah well i mean i would imagine it's something they probably discuss right you know yeah and maybe both of them are like well let's wait till i retire from football because there was talk that he was going to retire this year he wouldn't play this season and he is playing so he's got another season to go so then this is definitely going to be it he's not going to play after this season.
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So so does the engagement happen like his after his final game or does it do you think do you think it'll ever happen in a showy way like on stage or anything no it'll happen like one of the just like an average girl like we did a thing yeah he did a thing he.
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Did let's hope let's hope she's not that she's pretty yeah right oh no please but anyway i i yeah i don't think they're gonna be doing anything public i don't think i'm gonna say this at the risk of sounding crazy but i think they're both too classy for that and that's based on absolutely.
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Nothing i think you might be right at this point yeah i think so and yeah i think they're totally in love so good for them i always thought it was real i didn't this episode of juicy scoop is sponsored by robody ro's insurance checker lets you know if you're covered for glp one s for free i think that is so important i know so many people are interested in it they want to see and they want to get the best deal and they want to see if their insurance is covered and i really love that about ro so if you want to see if you're covered just submit your insurance card and ro will take care of the rest no paperwork no hassle no waiting on hold ro's free insurance checker will send you a comprehensive report of your coverage details so you can make a decision that's right for your goal in fact nearly half of all of roe members have insurance coverage join the over five hundred thousand people who've trusted ro to check their coverage for free go to ro co juicy scoop for your free insurance check that's r o co juicyscoop to see if your insurance covers glp one s for free go to ro co safety for black box warning and full safety information about glp one medications this episode of juicy scoop is brought to you by booking dot com booking yeah from vacation rentals to hotels across across the us booking dot com has the ideal stay for anyone even those who might seem impossible to please whether you're booking for yourself your partner your picky teens or your sleep light early to rise mom you can find exactly what you're booking for on booking dot com i recently used booking dot com comma booking yeah and it was so great because we needed to find the perfect hotel where we did have a small kitchenette because my sons need to eat but we wanted everyone to have their own space and it was a cute walking area it's also so great if you're still trying to book an end of the summer trip you want to find that one that's by the beach that's walkable that's close enough or that has you know a seaside sitting area to eat and enjoy your coffee you can find it all there if our family can find their perfect stay on booking dot com comma anyone can find exactly what you're booking for booking dot com booking yeah book booked today on the site or in the app you guys know i love my honeylove undergarments because they are comfortable and it's not like when i come home and you're just like get this off of me i don't feel like that it's comfortable it's breathable i really love the bras and right now they launched a new cloud embrace bra and this sold out in days it's a modern wireless t shirt bra it's sturdy it's lightly padded foam cups that really feel like a cloud against your skin it's a wireless bra for people who love underwire this style is bound to sell it again so you don't want to miss it and honeylove isn't just about bras they've got shapewear tanks leggings that are just as comfortable and supportive honey love's best selling super power short is a must have this is what i use all the time because you know i like to wear short skirts so it's not too long but it's sucks in my middle and it's comfortable and so easy to wear treat yourself to the most comfortable and innovative bras on earth and save twenty percent off site wide at honeylove dot com juicy use our exclusive link to get twenty percent off honeylove dot com juicy after you purchase they'll ask you where you heard about them please support juicy scoop and tell them i sent you experience the new standard in bras with honey love now last time you were here we talked about candace owen and that she did the series of a special series about how the macrons that the president's wife who he met when he was fourteen and she was a married forty year old teacher with three kids she was his teacher that's when they met and allegedly started a romance allegedly no it didn't happen until after he was in college and she was divorced okay they've been together for a long time and now he's like forty six and she's like seventy so candace said no not only was that wildly inappropriate age thing happening with them but she was also born a man and that man she took over her brother's persona no wait no the brother took over the sister's persona but we so where is the sister and then also she may have fathered her own son who's the president of france okay so that was all it can't.
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Keep i'm sorry you lost me and.
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According to the people that are like are not on candace's side yeah they said candace had asked for photos of her when she was you know young and they delivered them here she is getting first holy communion as a girl and then candace would say we don't know that that's really you and here's this and here's that and here i am with my brother i do have a brother and he's still around he didn't take my identity i didn't take his and now she's saying candace i am going to have to get all these attorneys and it's going to cost probably hundreds of thousands of dollars candace owens is saying yeah but i think in the end she's kind of like i'm making so much money with these wild things whether you want to believe them or not there's a lot of comments that are like it's one hundred percent true everyone knows it in france whatever and there's other ones that are like okay she has just gone a little too far with all this stuff yeah so i don't know we'll see.
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What happens i feel like everyone has bought into the fact that it's one hundred percent true you know people are like yeah okay but i'm i'm of the school of thought that like and i know people hate when i say these kind of things but it's like who cares well i think a lot.
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Of people are kind of like even if this happened they they've been a couple for so long like i guess.
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It'S this i mean i'm not saying the fourteen and that's a weird one but i'm saying i'm talking about that i'm talking about the if she was.
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Trans trans or not well i just think at this point people are like you know he is our president we like him or we don't and it doesn't really make a difference who he's with right and and i think it would have been if this came out like while he was running for president or maybe when they first got together when he was like fresh out of college and then they were like seeing each other yeah then i think people would be like whoa but now you're like well but i don't know i don't i mean supposedly according to this they have shown proof but other people say if you watch it you will be convinced watch what if you watch her big long series you'll be convinced oh oh you mean but again also.
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Like candace owens's series that she does.
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On her i think regardless the the weirder thing is that she was supposedly having a romance with him when he was a student at her school yeah and she was a married woman that was in her late thirties early for like that's the worst part of the story but anyway i want to give a catch up because we talked about it now this was a story from the new york post a seventy six year old man died while trying to meet a meta ai chat box named big sis billy and his name is hong boo wong bandu that's the guy's name yeah and he died while trying to meet her because he was so excited to see to get to her.
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Crash the cars and no he like.
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Tripped and fell and hit his head and his his wife and children tried to stop him from meeting this girl and i'm like god if you're the wife you're like i'm taking care of you you fucking alzheimer's dick and you're going after a girl who looks like she's about thirty years old and gorgeous and you're like i don't care this is the love of my life like i'd be like sorry you tripped dick wad like well here's why it's a.
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Story which is pretty interesting yes it's because it's there's a lot of this going on now with these ai chatbots and what the people this one is a mark zuckerberg you know it's from facebook and whatever that world they said.
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It'S kendall jenner's has something to do.
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With it too yeah so collaboration with kendall jenner yeah so what they say is they say yes there are these chatbots that you could chat with but they say they never lead you on like we've developed them that they won't lead you on say come here come there okay but this one they have the text chain going back and forth and it flat out says come to.
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My apartment here it is i have it it said i'm real and asking you to plan a trip to the garden state to meet you in person okay so she said i'm real and then he said i'm gonna meet you in person right okay so then this character this billy big sister who's you know has kendall jenner as part of a club is likened as your ride or die older sister offering personal advice but then the seventy six year old married man founder but the bot eventually claimed it was crushing on wong bandu suggested the real life rendezvous they're saying the bot did and even provided the duped senior with an address yeah a revelation his devastated family uncovered in a chilling chat logs with the digital companion according to the report my address is one twenty three main street apartment four hundred four in new york city where you live where you live hey sexy how are you i'm at one twenty three main street on my way can't wait to see you and have you in my arms soon mister wong do hurry up over it's four hundred and four new york city and the door code is billy four u should i.
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Expect it's real this is actually what.
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It said yes should i expect a kiss when you arrive that is leading of course that is leading you on.
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That'S why now they're saying the legal ramifications when it like leads you on this much like that's a lot can.
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You imagine if you end up suing you know meta or whatever because of this and you get millions and millions of dollars and someone comes to your house you're like your house is beautiful and you're like thanks my my seventy six year old husband who i was taking care of who had early alzheimer's fell in love with kendall jenner's chat box billy big sis billy and while running to go meet her at one twenty three main street he tripped and hit his head and died and therefore.
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I'M sorry what yeah i know it's a lot to digest.
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Like if women don't have it hard enough like you like you have so now if your husband was a cheater now you have to worry about when he is in the dementia stage when you're finally like finally this guy's not gonna around on.
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Me he finds billy bot what's her name billy bot big sis billy big sis billy okay oh man now what a world what and this is like the as my daughter sits in the other room i just could think like oh my god what is going to become of like this world i'm you know i'm an old dad it just i'll be i'll be long gone while my daughter's looking for billy billy bot.
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People say like i think yeah like all of a sudden like my parents like sometimes i have dreams that like only really with my dad that i like walk into their old house and he's like alive like he was like you know but more like he was like twenty years ago and i'm like oh my god how are you alive like we thought you died and we like buried you and he's like no i'm alive baby and i'm like oh my god i have so much to tell you you're never gonna believe what's.
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Going on in the world oh my god could you imagine forget about it.
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Do you remember the show apprentice remember the host yeah oh my gosh there's so many things do you remember do you remember the olympian from nineteen seventy.
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Six well that's you ever see that picture of oj simpson and bruce jenner together yeah with like howard cosell from like one of those battle of the network stars and people like imagine trying to explain this picture now if someone.
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Walked up to this a coma like like remember when a couple people were like like were like in the woods during COVID and then they like came out and they're like what happened it was like almost like a japanese soldier that was like on an island by them it's amazing well now what is going on is there's two male viking cheerleaders that are men that are just dancing with the with the female cheerleaders i saw male cheerleaders when we went to drake did we go to the raiders or the rams game we went to the rams game right rams they had male cheerleaders yeah well there's been.
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Male cheerleaders forever there's but i think.
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But dancing ones are just like just.
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The ones who throw the girls in the air or like yeah but anyway i think the nfl is all in on they want to have more more male cheerleaders but these male cheerleaders are not the guys who throw the women yet there's a little more sass going on and i think that's no they're.
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Doing all the same moves as the.
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Girls right and i saw a trailer for like we're gonna have more men in in the league right and it was you know these guys were on.
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Fire which is yeah they're great and the girls are probably just like whatever you know i mean it's not like i don't think there's going to be a big thing like they took a spot away from my daughter to cheer.
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And make you know it's coming dollar.
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Four hundred i think they now make dollar four hundred a game i don't.
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Think it's that much but it's better than it used to be used to be like twenty five dollars i remember.
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I remember where i was when i said i want to be one of those cheerleaders and my mom was like you know they make fifteen dollars a game yeah and i just was like well then i never want to do it like because i thought here these girls are pretty and they're on tv like i didn't think that it would be like no money and now but now i feel like now with like the now they have reality shows and the dallas cowboy cheerleader show and everything like now once it gets cool again now it's like well enjoy it for the next few years before it's like i don't know good for them who cares but do you think i mean what do you think about i don't.
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Care i mean i've never you don't see the cheerleaders on tv anyway and.
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The cheerleaders cheerleaders never can like date oh my gosh oh my gosh i just got a vision i got a vision okay you know recently they did like a lifetime hallmark type movie that was basically travis and taylor yes i.
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Remember i think i watched it get.
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Ready there is going to be a movie a gay love story okay about a football player and the male cheerleader it's going to happen really i don't know if it'll be hallmark lifetime or independent first it'll be gay porn yeah they're already making within two years probably.
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Making it a couple of blocks away.
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There is going to be a movie that you're gonna be able to watch yeah that it's gonna be like home for the holidays you know and who are you bringing home he's bringing home a cheerleader darling yeah no i'm bringing home you know matt okay get ready.
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I like it i like i keep.
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Waiting for the folgers commercial like best part away and it's two old gay grandpas i said that's when we know that we've really come all the way.
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Haven'T they done that already not with.
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Old ones really they don't have they no not on mainstream tv it's only younger younger people right showing their families well when you gotta go visit the two grandmas and then the two grandpas and then there'll be like a hippie grandma that clearly was one was married to one of them yeah and then they'll all sit around and have folgers coffee christmas time i'm all for it.
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I walk down the aisle pretty much every weekend to get on delta airlines and as you walk down the little jetway they have little posters that show different people vacationing in different places to promote delta airlines and there's a lot of gay couples in those but you know it's like it's like iffy they could be friends you know it's a guy's lying his head on the other guy's shoulder watching a movie on the you know obviously well they could also.
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Be friends right it's telling you like hey come to puerto rico come to puerto ricardo whatever because you're going to be well received here if you want to put your head on your best friend's shoulder yeah it's all good.
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I say bring it on you know okay.
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This number one netflix doc called what.
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Was it called the biggest loser the reality of the biggest loser yeah but.
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It'S called something else it's called like fit for tv fit for tv but it's about the biggest loser of course that was a huge show where they would take these contestants back in the mid two thousands and actually caroline ray the comedian was the host at first she was really and then she left and this other girl that was a former soap star came in and i was looking up last night because i think i recall that either she didn't want to do it anymore or they didn't want her because she wasn't you know super thin yeah to be hosting it but when i asked you know the internet what it was like no she left after three years because she got married and wanted to do other things but i feel like there was either something where she didn't feel right about or whatever she was not part of it the other jillian michaels was not part of it she was the pretty brunette that like you know they had these trainers and these really heavy people would come and the competition was whoever could lose the most amount of weight at the end would get two hundred fifty thousand dollars yeah and they would do it you know up to six months long of just working out six to seven hours a day not eating but then there'd be these weird challenges where they're like if you eat all the food you get money so it's like do you want to eat the food and make some extra money yeah but then you'll also have to work those calories off yeah and then i think they got rid of that they thought that was bad and then.
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Sounds pretty bad and it's just like.
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Crazy that like of course they all got it starts off with this one guy who was really fat his whole life he goes he wins they show him winning yeah and the family's like what and he's like you know he's like your size now right and and then they cut to and you know he goes to sit down in the chair of the doc and he can barely fit you know like oh he's fat again totally fatter than before he started oh really and they're like you know it's just it's not sustainable because who has time to work out six to seven hours a day right so when you lose it that quick obviously and you know all your meals are prepared for you and everything and then you go back to like your home and you have to go work at the factory and stand on your feet and they're serving cake for your co worker's birthday like yeah it just there's all the other things but then they kind of dissed ozempic a little bit in it like oh now you can take a shot it's like yeah thank.
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God i mean yeah this show would.
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Be out of business thank god yeah right yeah do you remember it and then they would make them take off.
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I do remember it i mean i don't think i've ever watched but i remember it was a big hit yeah yeah it was a so they were treated badly and stuff and and it was unhealthy the way they lost weight.
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Right right and then the humiliation of pulling off your shirt so if you're a girl they'd pull off your shirt and you just have like your sports bra okay you're like you know midriff and stuff and then the guys it would be full naked like man boobs whatever and i'm just remembering now that this housewife shannon bedor she struggled with her weight at one time and her trainer came and he's like take off your shirt and she did she took off her shirt and he's like whoa and she had a sports bra and i'm like realizing oh my god somebody remembered that from the biggest loser some producer or something must have said to do it and she she does whatever they want her to do so i'm like oh my god like it was exactly that where it was like oh okay like jarring yeah so a lot of people are and you know we lived through it so we know how fucked up things are like now every single doc we've lived through and i'm like and younger people like can you believe i see a tiktok being like let me tell you what happened with this reality show that yeah we know charlie sheen yes tiger blood he's got his doc coming out i think this week on netflix yeah and all about his life and i think denise richards who's now going through this terrible divorce with her second husband is in it and the tiger blood i mean do you remember being the chelsea lie's with.
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The tiger blood oh my god it was heaven i remember it was just every day was so easy because it was just another thing crazy tweet he literally losing his mind every day he would do go wild and then just.
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Totally like was like i hate you chuck lawyer piece of that he lost two and a half men and then who was the guy that would go on tour with us well he went.
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On tour kirk fox went on tour yeah but i mean oh jeff wills.
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Yeah jeff wills of live nation is like yeah we're going on tour i mean he was like the the modern day like youtube star or whatever that will go do a tour and you know they're never going to do it again yeah but it's a money grab for everyone involved right apparently it was.
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The people who went to see it live which just like it was crazy right he just would ramble for hours.
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Yeah trying to do stand up and then like end quickly and and whatever and i remember chelsea being like to him jeffrey like what the are you doing why would you even do this and it's like well it's money like he's the hottest ticket in town we'll make some money off him it was.
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Wild that year so so now this trailer is going to be about that era of his life or what he's.
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Up to just everybody i mean some of these some of these docs appear to be pretty fucking lazy too yeah like okay it's time for a doc fine right he probably needs the money they probably paid him a lot you sit in the diner for two days and then we'll get everybody in your life to also talk about what a fucking freak you were or what a great guy you were or but you know i don't think they're gonna get corey feldman on there who claims that it was he who essayed a corey haim allegedly on the lucas set i've.
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Heard that too yeah right yeah but.
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I'M guessing he's not part of this.
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Doc i don't know i did see a lot of they got a lot of big people in like sean penn and oh yeah some big stars to.
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Be yeah i remember he was like engaged to that porn star gretchen ginger lynn ginger yeah i knew it was.
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A g name i do remember that.
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Yeah yeah and then i had i had denise richards on my show and she said one time it was thanksgiving and he and i she invited him because you know he's the girl's father and he had either one or two you know sex workers just in the car in the driveway and she's like you don't want to invite them and he's like no so then she just brought out a plate for them oh.
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For the hookers oh that's nice that's you got to hear more about that from denise richards o denise richards was.
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So nice when he had his other wife brooke mueller who was a severe drug addict i don't know how many times she's been to rehab last i checked it was twenty one times her boys when they were like four year old boy twins denise had them come and live with the girls and it was you know very hard but she's always been so nice and then i think she had brooke mueller on her reality show too see she's been too nice that's why now she has this other awful husband right worst picker ever she's had it tough yeah but so that one's coming kanye's doc is coming.
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Oh man i guess you just gotta go completely insane and then i'll make a doc about you it looks like.
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It'S his footage right from when he's like kim's crying going this wasn't your personality a few years ago and him screaming being like i could have killed my daughter when he says you know when kim announced she was pregnant he was like get an abortion and now then he felt bad about it and then it's him doing the church that that went away yeah sunday services in.
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Calabasas remember that sure sure do i ever couldn't yeah that looks fun and.
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Also he did that the form like where are all those people that were singing and all that yeah and then and then and now he just wears like you know layers and layers of black sweats while bianca has to wear like a spaghetti strap are they still.
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Together yes they're back together they're just.
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They were just out and you know she has to wear heels and like little pants and a top and while he's dressed in layers of just i'm just imagining the bo because i remember someone said before kim got with him she said he had really bad bo and bad breath oh really i did not hear that someone someone said that.
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It'S out there i could get i could sense a bo coming off him i just look at him and i'm they look i mean you can't go wrath those are very bo inducing clothes he wears hey can we walk around.
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The valley in august rubber.
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He'S dressed like a tire and that's got to be hot that's got to be hot.
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So i don't know what they're going to show of it i don't know if they're going to get into the slavery comments the anti is this a netflix one too maybe it's just youtube i could see it being just youtube also on hulu is the amanda knox doc that monica lewinsky is producing and is part of it and they're doing like interviews together about it basically saying monica's like i could relate to her because we were two young pretty girls she didn't say pretty but they were both two young pretty brunettes and the way the world reacted and everything the amanda knox story is so crazy and juicy to remind you guys she was studying abroad in italy and came home from drinking and was with her boyfriend and unbeknownst to her her roommate was stabbed to death in the roommate's room and found her the next day and the italian police and everybody felt that she had done it that she and her boyfriend did it in a weird like threesome kind of a thing and it's just crazy that there'll be certain moments that they get of a suspect right after that etch in people's brains forever which was as the police were coming and doing everything she's outside and she's her boyfriend's hugging her and they're just kissing yeah like a little more than just a peck like they're like.
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But it's probably like that's a weird.
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Reaction yeah it's probably new love and it was just probably like whatever it just felt natural and he tried to kiss her she she kissed him back but it was always like oh yeah she's guilty like i remember there was this other woman who was accused of and got convicted she said i came home you know i came down the stairs i heard something and my two boys little boys that fell asleep on the couch were stabbed to death and she always said someone must have broken in and did it and they said it was her and before her trial or whatever it was one of their birthdays so she went to their graves and she was spraying silly spray on it because that's what they love silly stirring or whatever and somebody saw it and that was all over the news because she was like laughing doing it and they're like oh clearly she's guilty like there's just these little weird moments that like you see and there's been.
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Quite a few of those of people like their react their reaction i remember even the girl who madeline mccann i think it's her name the little girl who's who disappeared from from the that couple always had very odd behavior after it was had happened right we're still.
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Looking for her yeah yeah that one to remind people is they went on vacation and they had twins and a four year old girl the twins were two and they would put them to bed and then they would go out of their little villa and down and drink wine and have dinner with all.
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The other adults the amount of times my wife and i have looked at each other when my daughter's asleep in the hotel room and go it's right down the hall way and then we both go yeah but remember and then we're like all right we'll stay here yeah daughter goes to bed at five o' clock at night you know well now we gotta go to bed at five o' clock otherwise we'll be the.
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Worst parents so yeah they came back and she was gone and there's been all these other weird people that said i'm her and you know it's like.
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A jon monet story every two years there's a guy who goes i did.
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It yeah yeah but we never like we have jon monet's we found jomna's body like you know within twenty four hours her body was never found no so people always wonder i mean i think someone like her at four if she was adopted not adopted but if she was taken just to be raised not to be trafficked or whatever like which has happened over time like there was a movie where michelle pfeiffer played a real life woman who's like two year old was stolen from her like she went to her high school reunion it's a great movie and whoopi goldberg's in it and it's based on a true story and michelle pfeiffer has two older kids and she takes a two year old to like her high school or college reunion and they're checking in and there's all these people around and then she's like where's ben and they can't find him and they never find him yeah and then one day the doorbell rings and this kid walks up and he's like hi i'm i have a business i'm mowing lawns and she sees him and she's like oh my god oh my god oh my god and she like goes to whoopi goldberg the detective and she sees what his age would progression would look like and in the end i'm gonna ruin it for you in the end a girl a girl that she went to college with or whatever who was mentally ill stole him oh then met this man and said this is my child and then they got married and then she killed herself and the dad raised him just thinking he was the stepson that had no mother and they happen to.
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Live what's the name of the movie i never heard of that movie i'll have to look that one up we'll look it up it's not greece too right no michelle pfeiffer's in that that doesn't sound like a part like a.
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Cool and if it's cool enough we're gonna bowl tonight we're gonna bow tonight we're gonna rock we're gonna roll we're gonna skip we're gonna bowl we're gonna bo.
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Nice job who's the star of that maxwell caulfield was the australian version.
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And then she was like the bad girl she was the bad girl and he was supposed to be the he was supposed to be like her australian.
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Like they only got one person from the original dee dee kahn remember she was like the the wacky friend of.
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Olivia newton john yeah that she was gonna do that she was in the the angel one oh beauty school dropout.
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No she was in beauty school dropout.
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And so then she stayed at the school to work in the beauty department.
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Drop out go back to high school.
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I just remember seeing that and being like oh my god this looks so fun and then i just went to like this all girl high school that was so not that i'm like i want to like be with people that look like they're forty and pregnant yeah.
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With a pockmarked guy yes the guy who raced him yeah and then they.
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Thought that the other girl was pregnant the connie's got a bun in the.
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Oven wait what was her name they were at the drive in and everyone started gossiping about it that's when he said oh say hindi bay oh i.
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Know every i've seen that movie stalker channing and then at the final channing last day of school they had the carnival which i was always like why don't we have a carnival on the last day of school like it was such a relief that sunny feel like sunny out and you'd finish your finals and it's like you're leaving school like eleven fifteen like i was like where is that that and then and then they're on the ferris wheel or whatever and then she's like i got my period and everyone's like we go wait.
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You'Re getting too confused you're saying we.
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Go together like together forever like you.
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Can i tell you one thing that angered me about that movie and i still does to this day i've seen it a million times at the end the very end there they get in the car olivia newton john john travel dennis saying wish you bop your body boo and then the car flies away and it angered me so much because the whole movie was based in some type of reality ish and then when the car flew at the end i'm like why did the car fly i'm.
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Right and it was a big and it was a big play prior to that a big musical so like wanted.
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To see why did the car fly it really upset upset me as a.
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Child i think it did too to.
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Me too yeah all right well anyway.
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All right well there's that and then jussie smollett he too is gonna have a doc about how his life is.
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What happened i mean is he still hanging on to the fact that it wasn't he wasn't lying i think he.
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Still is saying he's not like i think it's gonna be like a sherry papini where he's going to do i think this is going to be like okay i did do this and this but i did not do that yeah.
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I mean it's not a bad angle for a guy who's pretty much his career is kind of like over he's.
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On the special forces yeah he's on special forces i mean i just think it would be so much better when if people just said yeah i i i was wrapped up in what was going in politically i felt like i was being like fucked over by empire and i met these two guys and he could even say it was their idea and i was like all right and then and then i realized wait this is really bad the con i didn't i didn't realize the country was going to get so upset about it thinking that there were like you know maga people that would do this to me and then i just didn't know what to do yeah but see he can't do that because he appealed it so the reason what so he did he only did nine days in jail he got convicted he got out after nine days because they appealed it but because of because he originally did a plea deal there was something that they screwed up in chicago because he already did a plea deal they cannot retry it so he'll never go back but he still is so he's still claiming it's his innocence yeah and those two guys that were like from africa that were his personal trainers oh that yeah.
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They were the ones who who helped him out with it right yeah i.
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Always remember when because i was doing wendy williams that day and they're like two masked white men and i'm like well if they're masked how do you know if they're like white well you.
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Remember when it happened when it went down we were doing juicy scuba time.
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And i remember we called each other.
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That day i remember going there's something off about this story right from the get go yeah well so i never bought it from the beginning yeah anyway.
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I will just say because it's the end of the show there is a very sad thing going on where this couple in yucaipa are saying that their child was kidnapped while the mom was changing his diaper at a big lots and it was very suspicious right off the bat that they're not being truthful because she said while she was changing on the back seat she's like and i parked in in the darkest part of the parking lot and there happens to be no cameras there so there's no cameras like they're making it like right they're telling on themselves and the.
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Kid was was special needs or something.
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Well they never said that he was but the photos of him look like he definitely has a lazy eye right which some people think was that a result of maybe there was already abuse happening we don't know yeah but he's seven months old and the way she's hyperventilating and crying in the thing and she has a black eye and she said i have this black eye because this because while i'm changing him someone tapped me on the shoulder and said hola and then punched me and i fell to the floor she didn't say the ground but she would have been on the ground concrete ground and then when i came to my baby wasn't there so then she there's no witnesses to it she ran into the store and said did you see a baby and they're holding a poster that says.
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Missing kid who now who's holding that.
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Post the husband and they just wrote.
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It on a on a car they.
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Made their own flyer that says missing kid not kidnapped seven month old baby boy missing kid it's not missing it was kidnapped that's a different thing like a missing would be like my child was riding on his bike and never made it to the friend's house so.
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Have they arrested this family this couple.
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Yet as of today of recording on monday they are they took the other children away from the home the two year old at least and another child there's the timeline's all off she said she was at her stepson's game and he needed a new mouth guard and that's why they went to big five people all said we never saw the baby at that game yeah and so they think something happened to the baby and they're covering it up and it's very very sad but right off the bat it was like susan smith it was just really not so that's happening.
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I mean i really am father of the year you know when you read stories like that because i at this point i haven't gotten to that no you you are she's pretty nice though.
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She doesn't give me no she's a delight look at her she's did you get the topics together becky wait till.
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I get out of here she's not gonna be happy about this she's gonna be did you see the way i did her hair by the way i don't know how to do girl's hair.
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It'S just that a little pony i.
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Did the little i do the low pony i do the little pony sometimes my wife's like i need you to do the pony higher i'm like i don't know how to do that i.
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Don'T know oh my god i remember so my dad having to do our hair like my mom i don't know where she was but she was always around when we were little and we were like meeting we were going to the beverly hills hotel to meet his sister who was like aunt claire i don't want to go all the way to the valley meet me in the city at the beverly hills hotel she was from sag harbor oh my god and so my mom's like you have to like do her hair or whatever and my dad was just like like so stressed about it i remember we had to go in the backyard i don't know why and he's just like trying to like do like ponytail and then as the little girl like when your dad is not doing it the way your mom it's like what and it was like one was here one was here it was like knotted and my mom like comes out i remember she's like what and i think i even had like some like i think i was just getting over like chickenpox or something and he put me in like a wool outfit like a wool pink like jackie oh outfit or something everyone's like what are you doing like we're going to the beverly hills hotel to meet your like snooty sister her hair looks like but i mean of course why would a guy know how.
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To do hair yeah i wouldn't i i yeah i try but speaking of.
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Guys so be davidson father to be father to be he's a father to.
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Be who's this girlfriend some model but.
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She'S not as famous as his previous girl no she's not and he's doing a podcast and he just is saying like you know that that sometimes men can be objectified too which i thought was pretty interesting he's like i'm on snl and all any skit or anything or anyone want to talk to me about is that of who i was dating and then it became pretty clear because i did i did talk to this one girl who said she saw his dick big dick in a photo and it is big and i'm like how did you see it and she knew somebody and so it did go around that it is legit a big dick okay and that's when i think other women like a kim kardashian other people were like i'd like to take this for a ride like you think.
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You think that's what started because he.
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Was doing i think it helped really i think it helped it was like why the hell not so when big.
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Dick energy got out there people like.
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Oh it wasn't just energy it was.
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Just he had to actually had a.
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Big dick he actually my dad would say he had a ten inch brain.
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I never heard that one before it's.
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Pretty good so yeah and then he was like yeah everyone was just like you know talking about my stick or whatever and it was never about my comedy or what clever things i was you know saying or doing yeah and so i kind of appreciate that but also he was like you know he's struggling with addiction and drugs i always just thought about when he was dating kaia gerber yeah and he was like almost thirty and she was like eighteen right and he was having like a drug addict episode and cindy crawford and the dad the husband like came to the new york apartment to like be with kaia and i'm just like oh they must have just been like could you please right really this like that would stress me out if my youngest gorgeous model daughter who hadn't even been to college because she went right into modeling is dating pete davidson like that is not somebody you want your kid.
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Dating that you ran right to the.
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Elvis guy yeah now that's much better.
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Small dick energy i'll tell you here just quickly going back to my trip to iceland and dick's i'll bring it all together there's a lot of lagoons they call them in iceland i go to the blue lagoon yeah what i've learned is lagoon just means public pool i've learned that anyway i don't want to i love iceland but to the it's a pool so and then you have to shower beforehand right and so there was a lot i'm i'm just not like locker room but is the.
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Lagoon like naturally hot and it's like.
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The hot springs it's hot and salty whatever it's got sulfur you feel healthier since your trip sure it's well that was part of the problem it's it's supposed to have healing right you know properties capabilities so a lot of old people were going in i think it was like cocoon you know they were like all right fuck it i'm going in see if i can turn this around so i you had to go into the locker room first and shower and then head into the lagoon so i saw a lot of things like a lot like people whoa you know it goes south in a hurry at a certain age yeah and most dicks i'm going to say this because i saw quite a few dicks in iceland i'm gonna say most dicks are not pete davidson dicks everybody's got like a i want to call i'm gonna say a grower not a shower just so.
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That you know especially if you're elderly.
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Too yeah but it was young and old young and old interesting everybody there was not one person where i was like whoa look at this energy going on here yeah you know why do you stand on that i don't know.
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I don't know i mean i think i always feel bad for guys that that are born with like an unusually small penis there was a part in scary movie two that they show like a photo and it's like a tiny dick like like of a man's body yeah and the story i remember someone telling me from the wayne's brothers world is somebody on the crew said i'm not going to tell you who like someone just said gave them a photo and said you can use me because like you're not gonna have a hard time finding one that small but i actually have one that small and they never knew who it was whoa really but yeah and then but i always felt like you know what's great like what's hard is like a girl who's like flat or whatever she can get a boob job yeah and you can do those there are things you can do if your dick is is unusually small and i say you do it.
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Women are horrible what can you do.
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I think you can put like listen.
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People not that i need it i.
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Think you could put a growth in it just like you could like a little stint oh yeah like a little just make it like so it's big i think and then it's like bigger all the time so it's just bigger normal and then once you get hard then it gets a little bit bigger but at least it's like an average normal size okay well either that or just make a lot of money and.
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You'Ll be fine yeah and nobody will care and just rub it you know.
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Okay last thing is in the podcast world i know people have been dying for this but it's hilaria and her daughter carmen and they have a podcast because people have been begging for this.
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By the way do you follow her on instagram i do she has gone over the top like trying to be.
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Funny it is painful and now the daughter's like mom you know and she's like well you know what you can do is you don't have to you can be your friends your child's best friend but you have to do it in a certain way that's right for your family and we're going to talk about it all the good the bad the ugly and i'm like so the.
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Book must went nowhere i think the.
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Book went nowhere and i don't think the show's coming back that's what i think and so they're like well now we'll just make this younger girl work yeah and she's got to have a.
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Nine more behind her so yeah you're right if she doesn't yeah to be like an audition room who's ever yeah.
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I was watching another podcast of a famous housewife daughter that has a podcast and she was asking someone question i don't know but it was on zoom and like page six picked it up and the way she's like reading the question word for word on her computer yeah i'm like you can't even just say oh it was interview she was interviewing blac chyna okay and she you know had this thing written out that the producer wrote her this long ass sentence to be like tell us about the kardashians and rob and everything and then she's just and then black china is like yeah i'm not talking about that right yes and then finally someone was like god you really can't even think of a natural way to ask that question without reading it verbatim while you're doing like a tape zoom speaking.
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Of crazy old men having kids at a did you see that al pacino.
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Just having his fourth with that girlfriend.
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Girlfriend eighty two having another one get over here i'm gonna give you a ride.
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Wait can you do before we end it can you do steve when he found out i'm gonna be miranda okay no you know what's vernon we're gonna improv yeah the show is has continued it's it's season four and she's about to give birth the awful daughter that awful girl yeah to brady's baby and miranda is they're waiting at the hospital together okay okay well hi steve well this is crazy hi miranda i.
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Can'T believe i mean of all the people against this one this big gal you know he couldn't have got somebody else pregnant it's crazy i don't know.
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What to say you know i'm a mess the woman i'm dating has left me because one of her dogs has a limp and i'm trying to make it that brady has some type of career and now you're gonna give this to me like and then carrie walks in oh hey baby too soon some stupid pun i can't believe i had.
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To watch epcot come on.
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Oh yeah and then epcot comes yeah yeah right.
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So and then you're gross right and.
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Then the vogue guys like like hospitals make me sick yeah why are we.
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Here oh what a nightmare if that.
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Baby doesn't come out wearing dolce i don't want to see it we could.
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Definitely we could definitely write season four let's get it going.
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And then seema comes oh i can't smoke here yeah she's that was the funniest thing drake said he's like why does she care about deodorant when she smokes four packs a day yeah oh my god chris where can everyone see you oh my.
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God i'm coming up this weekend i'll be in fort worth texas fort worth texas this friday and saturday hyenas and fort worth then i go to the the i go to comedy zone in south carolina fun it's comedy zone south carolina i've been there yeah you have greenville south carolina comedy zone you've been there twenty ninth and thirtieth twenty ninth thirtieth that's good charlotte comedy zone just added it so i gotta sell some.
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Tickets maybe i've been to the charlotte one my friend charlotte comedy zone i'll.
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Have her come see friday night september fifth charlotte comedy zone atlanta punchline saturday night september sixth dc improv september seventh right in a row three right in a row come on down sunday night dc improv and then i got oxnard and irvine coming oh good oxnard and irvine yeah franjola fun people always ask about you know local shows oxnard and irvine on either end in between la fun podcast is called cover to cover thank you for having me on juicy scoop i love it thank you for coming oh by the way speaking of that i'm all the way in iceland yes in the middle of nowhere looking at a waterfall you know i have a lot of yeah and a woman comes up and she goes hey i love you on juicy scoop she goes you're crisp right and i said yeah she goes do you hate when people do that i said in front of my family not at all this is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me she made the trip yeah and then she said something weird and my wife's like why did she say that.
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I'M like and you're like it's a grower not a shower but thanks a.
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Lot thank you but anyway yeah so there you go in the middle of iceland it was yeah she goes i'm famous too and i was like what like i didn't and and so my wife's like i don't understand why she said people get weird when you know they get nervous i don't know what it is that's why people like i met that person he was a dick i'm like were they a dick or were you a dick because a lot.
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Of times i remember one time i was kind of bitch just because i was like the only thing i don't like is when like there's a group of people yeah and it's women it's always women sometimes men are like whatever but if it's a group of women and like three know who i am and like two don't and they're all excited and and then they would just be the other girls like i don't know who you are i didn't approach you i didn't approach you and go hello i'm a big star you should love me like your friends came to.
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Me it's usually the person who has to take the picture and they got to say just before they take a picture i want you i have no idea who you are but i'm all right thank you i was feeling pretty good about myself thank you like i.
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Was all excited because your three other friends were excited and like chris there you go so fun so fun and then my stuff is at heathermcdallin dot net so go join my patreon check out my show on november fourteenth in vegas blah blah blah thank you love you bye.