Chris Franjola on Women in Space, Coachella, The Masters

Summary

Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald: Episode Summary Episode: Chris Frangola on Women in Space, Coachella, The Masters
Release Date: April 15, 2025
Guests: Chris Frangola

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1. The Masters Tournament Experience

Heather McDonald shares her first-time experience at The Masters, highlighting the event's organization and family-friendly atmosphere.

• Volunteer Legacy: Heather's parents previously volunteered at The Masters, contributing to the smooth operation of the event.

  Heather [03:11]: "My father would hold up the sign. My mother worked a merch booth."

• Merchandise and Attire: She discusses the quality of the country club merchandise and the coordinated outfits worn by attendees and their families.

  Heather [04:25]: "The merch is really high quality stuff. You’re spending a lot, but you're getting the master thing."

• Event Atmosphere: Heather praises the politeness of attendees and the absence of unruly behavior, contrasting it with her expectations.

  Heather [03:21]: "I did not see any craziness. Everyone was polite. Have a wonderful time."

2. Women in Space: Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos

The conversation shifts to the recent venture of Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos into space, critiquing the blend of celebrity culture with space exploration.

• Celebrity Spaceflight: Heather critiques the all-female group assembled for the space ride, emphasizing the presence of influencers rather than actual astronauts.

  Heather [21:25]: "Nobody was an astronaut. It felt very much just like influencers."

• Production and Presentation: She points out the superficial aspects of the trip, such as glamorous outfits and the lack of practical training.

  Heather [25:00]: "It looked like just a ride at Disneyland."

• Criticism of Motives: Heather questions the genuine purpose behind such high-profile space trips, suggesting it's more about publicity than scientific advancement.

  Heather [22:50]: "But I think Kim has said she's not one that wants to go to space. I have said I don't want to go to space."

3. Coachella Festivities and Influencer Culture

Heather and Chris discuss the evolving nature of Coachella, focusing on its shift towards influencer-driven events and changes in fashion trends.

• Changing Demographics: Heather notes the transition from traditional festival-goers to social media influencers, altering the festival's vibe.

  Heather [16:30]: "It's like pass the torch and just whatever. Who cares?"

• Fashion Evolution: The hosts comment on the transformation of festival attire, from Woodstock-esque outfits to more revealing and trendy styles.

  Heather [16:55]: "Now it's like, look at these outfits. Here's our girl. Crotch out."

• Celebrity Performances: They highlight memorable performances, including Lady Gaga's show, while expressing mixed feelings about her music.

  Heather [15:31]: "I have to tell you something and this is. I'm scared to say it. Oh no, I don't really like Lady Gaga's songs."

4. Saturday Night Live and White Lotus Parody

Heather reviews SNL's parody of the popular series "White Lotus," focusing on character impressions and the handling of certain traits like teeth.

• Character Impressions: She appreciates the effort put into mimicking characters' unique features but criticizes the exaggeration of certain traits.

  Heather [29:34]: "The teeth thing, she's like, I've gotten people that written me, like, I was gonna get my teeth fixed. Now I'm not."

• Impact on Actors: Heather discusses the potential backlash faced by actors when their traits are parodied, emphasizing the importance of respectful humor.

  Heather [32:46]: "It was weird to see them playing up the teeth."

5. Cosmetic Surgery and Societal Standards

A significant portion of the episode delves into societal pressures regarding physical appearance, particularly focusing on cosmetic enhancements like Brazilian Butt Lifts (BBL).

• Personal Choices: Heather shares her stance against cosmetic procedures, advocating for natural beauty and critiquing societal expectations.

  Heather [09:27]: "I don't have to look at it. I don't have to look at it."

• Social Commentary: The duo discusses the double standards and pressures women face regarding body image, highlighting the futility of altering one's appearance solely for public approval.

  Heather [10:01]: "Would I be a saint if I got a... would that be a more Christian thing to do?"

6. Oprah’s Show Ending and New Ventures

Heather reflects on the conclusion of Oprah's iconic talk show and her transition to launching her own network and podcast.

• Final Episodes: She reminisces about the impactful moments of Oprah's final show, including high-profile guest interactions.

  Heather [43:49]: "I saw this clip from Oprah and she said when she was ending her Oprah show."

• Post-Talk Show Life: Heather analyzes Oprah's move to podcasting, critiquing the content's shift towards less engaging topics.

  Heather [60:39]: "I listen to her podcast and it's just... it's just so boring."

7. Criminal Cases and Pop Culture

The hosts touch upon recent high-profile criminal cases, blending them with pop culture references and personal opinions.

• Menendez Brothers: Discussion about the ongoing legal battles of Eric and Lyle Menendez, including recent developments and family dynamics.

  Heather [52:27]: "Judge grants a resentence hearing... pushing for them to get out."

• Karen Reed and Others: Heather shares insights into other criminal cases, offering her take on the defendants' behaviors and legal strategies.

  Heather [64:34]: "So anyway, they couldn't decide it was a mistrial. So now they're doing again."

8. Personal Anecdotes and Humor

Heather and Chris intersperse the discussion with personal stories, humorous takes on everyday situations, and light-hearted banter.

• Travel Stories: Sharing experiences from attending events like pirate shows and visiting tourist attractions.

  Peter [74:18]: "I went to the Lion King in New York City... and my daughter was like, 'Let's go.'"

• Social Media Trends: Heather critiques current social media challenges and influencer behaviors, emphasizing their absurdity.

  Heather [56:35]: "There's a Tik Tok challenge. You can take a photo of your dog and ask Chat GPT what it would look like if it was a human."

9. Upcoming Shows and Future Plans

In the closing segments, Chris promotes his upcoming stand-up shows across various locations, sharing his excitement and logistical details.

Chris [86:27]: "April 25th. I'm at the Roseville Theater... May 3rd, Tampa Side Splitters fun... etc."

Key Takeaways and Insights

• Cultural Critique: The episode offers a sharp critique of how celebrity culture intersects with significant events like space travel and music festivals, often prioritizing image over substance.

• Body Positivity and Acceptance: Heather advocates for embracing natural beauty, challenging societal norms that pressure individuals to conform to unrealistic physical standards.

• Media Representation: The discussion underscores the impact of media portrayals on public perception, whether through SNL parodies or high-profile divorce stories.

• Personal Empowerment: Through personal anecdotes, Heather emphasizes the importance of self-acceptance and pursuing genuine happiness over societal approval.

Notable Quotes

• Heather [09:30]: "I don't have to look at it. I don't have to look at it."

• Heather [21:25]: "Nobody was an astronaut. It felt very much just like influencers."

• Heather [16:55]: "Now it's like, look at these outfits. Here's our girl. Crotch out."

• Heather [56:35]: "There's a Tik Tok challenge. You can take a photo of your dog and ask Chat GPT what it would look like if it was a human."

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This episode of Juicy Scoop delivers a blend of pop culture commentary, personal insights, and humorous exchanges, offering listeners a comprehensive look into Heather McDonald's perspectives on contemporary events and societal trends.

Transcript

[Heather McDonald]

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[Heather McDonald]

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[Peter]

Woo.

[Heather McDonald]

Woo.

[Peter]

Hannah McDonald.

[Heather McDonald]

Juicy Scoop hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have the number one favorite, my first show ever. This is your favorite model turned young dad. Yeah, well, comedian star of COVID to Cover podcast which is such a big hit. Everybody loves him. Your favorite, Chris Frangola.

[Peter]

Thank you so much for having me back in a new studio.

[Heather McDonald]

I hope that your Gorgeous blue eyes are showing. And everyone is subscribing to the YouTube so they can see Chris. We actually look great because we're both wearing navy.

[Peter]

I know. Is that something you picked up at your. We're gonna get into it. I see the masters.

[Heather McDonald]

I really didn't understand what I was getting into.

[Peter]

Okay.

[Heather McDonald]

And it was fabulous.

[Peter]

Did you see my parents?

[Heather McDonald]

No. Did they go?

[Peter]

They used to work it. They don't anymore. They're a little older now, but they used to volunteer. And my father would. Hold up, quiet, please. Quiet, please.

[Heather McDonald]

I am sorry.

[Peter]

He'd be the one who held up the sign. My mother worked a merch booth.

[Heather McDonald]

Okay, everybody. I did not see one intoxicated person. However, there were alcohol served.

[Peter]

Okay.

[Heather McDonald]

I did not see any craziness. There was not one person being rude. They'd set out their seats and if you sat in, you could sit in someone's seat and then they would just go, hi, I'm here now. Okay, get up and leave. Like everybody was. And you couldn't have your phones. The photos that I got, here I am with two time winner Ben Crenshaw. That is how I got to go. Because his delight of a wife listens to Juicy Scoop. Oh, and became friends with my really good friends from many years ago. And they all became. So then she was like. So we shared a house with them.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Laurie and Danny Smith. And then, you know, they get tickets and stuff. Cause he's, you know, there golf legend. And so we got to shop at the actual country club on the first day Wednesday, which was where they like play and the kids wear the caddy outfits, which is the cutest thing ever. It's like, that's the first day Wednesday, which is not official. They practice and their kids and wives wear like caddy outfits, AKA female stand up comedian outfits.

[Peter]

Yeah. Oh, like a jumpsuit.

[Heather McDonald]

Yes. And you know, some of the guys are. And all the guys are good looking. Everybody has a belt. I'm. I'm happy to see this look.

[Peter]

Oh, you mean guys are good looking. The golfers or who the.

[Heather McDonald]

Pretty much the spectators too, are pretty cute.

[Peter]

Everybody has a belt, did you say?

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah, everyone has a belt. Everyone has like got a coordinated outfit. And then, you know, the yes, ma'am from the South. I love yes ma'am.

[Peter]

Now it's in Augusta, Georgia.

[Heather McDonald]

Everybody's polite. Have a wonderful time. And so then the first day, you could bring a real camera. So that's how I got some photos. If you go to my Instagram, like a real camera, like a A real, like, digital camera, not a phone. And then. So Ben actually took people. Peter. Into the famous locker room.

[Peter]

Wow.

[Heather McDonald]

And he got to, like, see it, which, you know, to a guy is a big thing.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And then we got to go to the shopping. So this is one of the dresses I got, which is only from the country club merch store, which is. And all the merch is really high quality stuff. So. Yes. You're spending a lot.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And you're getting the master thing, which is like a flex, but also it's not crap. It's like.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Quality things that you're going to wear. So anyway, beyond my expectations of a good time. And then the next days that we went, Thursday and Friday, you can't have your phone at all. You leave it in the car.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And I loved it.

[Peter]

So nice.

[Heather McDonald]

I loved it. I would have, like, a drink or two throughout the day, which is the perfect amount of buzz to sit in the sun. We had perfect weather. Now, if it was freezing or super hot, I'm sure I wouldn't have loved it as well.

[Peter]

What do you drink? What do you drink?

[Heather McDonald]

They're called azaleas, and it's vodka, lemonade, and, like, grenadine, I think, or something else. And delicious. And then there's beers. And then everyone talks about the food being cheap because they don't change the prices.

[Peter]

All right.

[Heather McDonald]

But the food was great.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Like, the little, like, barbecue sandwich. It was, like, as good as, like, a buc ee's barbecue sandwich.

[Peter]

The best one I've ever had. Best. Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Something about wrapped in the foil or something and just kept, like, a little warm somewhere. I. I think it, like, blends into the flavor. I don't know. It was so good. Ice cream, like, sandwiches. Anyway, the whole thing was super fun. So then we came. Came home, and then we watched Rory win.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And that was fun.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And that's great. That's what we did. And. And, you know, now Tiger woods was not there, who's now dating Donald Trump Jr. S ex wife.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

Mother of five and mother of five. They have five kids.

[Peter]

All Donald Trump juniors.

[Heather McDonald]

Yes. Together. Yeah.

[Peter]

Oh, wow.

[Heather McDonald]

I'm pretty sure they have five. And then. So he was not there. Some. He had some. Another ailment going on.

[Peter]

He's well.

[Heather McDonald]

But also he was like, I don't want to take away from the event by bringing my girlfriend there. Like, we are in love. And, like, just. I want to just stay classy, Let them have their moment. Which is kind of interesting because.

[Peter]

Let who have that moment like the other players.

[Heather McDonald]

All the other players. Because the way it works is once you've won, you can play the tournament for the rest of your life.

[Peter]

Okay?

[Heather McDonald]

Now, you may not continue to win, but they will make a spot for you. And I said, I don't know how I feel about that. I feel like at a certain point you should go. You know what? Let me step back. So there's more spots available.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

But anyway, they didn't ask for opinions.

[Peter]

I think the Oscar says if you win an Oscar, you could go back every year. You could always go back.

[Heather McDonald]

You could always get a seat.

[Peter]

You could always get a seat. Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah. And, you know, so. So there's some older guys, but then, you know, some of them just, like, Ben just played on the Wednesday fun day.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

And. But some of the guys like that started were, like, in their 60s, like, still doing it.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

You're probably knowing they weren't going to win. But I'm like. But then you're, like, taking a spot from someone new and then saw one guy.

[Peter]

But it's also about, like, TV ratings and you want to see the older guys who you. You know.

[Heather McDonald]

Then one guy was fascinated because he had a very curvy ass.

[Peter]

Was that right?

[Heather McDonald]

Yes. I don't wanna bring it up. Peter looked him up. I said, he wasn't in the final, like, two days. But that ass was like. I was, like, shocked. No, like, almost like a woman's ass on a man's body. Well, that's, you know, kind of shocking.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

I couldn't stop staring at it.

[Peter]

I was close, but, like, are you saying that's good or bad?

[Heather McDonald]

No, it's not my kind of thing. Yeah, but a lot of people. Look, who am I to talk about an ass? Everyone says I don't have an ass. How dare you not have an ass?

[Peter]

I don't have much of one either. However, I agree with you. I think too much of an ass. There's a fine line between no and too much.

[Heather McDonald]

I mean, this is what he was born with. Clearly, he didn't get a bbl. Like, you know, the Kardashians. I just was, like, kind of fascinated by it. But here's the thing. You know, a lot of people look at her flat ass. I've had people go, heather, just with all your money, I just don't understand why you've not gone in and gotten a bbl, a Brazilian butt lifter, butt fill or taking the fat. And I'm like, you know why I don't.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Cause I don't have to look at it. I don't have to look at it.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

What the fuck do I care? You have to look at it. So I'm sorry for the people that are in line at Target. I'm sorry that they're looking at it. Who's ever having to look at it. And I'm like, does that make me a narcissist or does that make me a saint? Because I'm like, would I be a saint if I got a. Would that be a more Christian thing to do? Is to fill my ass up so that people could see it and enjoy it? Because that's the thing. I like to spend money, color my hair, wear my lashes. Because I look at the mirror.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

I don't see what's behind me.

[Peter]

What about when you step into, like, you try clothes on and I have that mirror that you can see behind me.

[Heather McDonald]

I just ignore that part.

[Peter]

I do too. Everybody should. I think everybody does. Like, seeing anyone from the back is not great. I'm talking about anybody. It's not great.

[Heather McDonald]

All these people that spend money on their butts. I'm like, that must be someone who's really looking to get with a certain kind of guy that is really, really into the ass.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And that's okay.

[Peter]

I thought it was kind of going away a little bit. The giant ass.

[Heather McDonald]

Like the giant, giant ass. But a good, perky, good ass is always gonna be beloved.

[Peter]

Oh, of course.

[Heather McDonald]

Yes. It's always gonna be something that you want.

[Peter]

But don't you think. Also with the Brazilian butt lift.

[Heather McDonald]

Sorry.

[Peter]

To continue on that.

[Heather McDonald]

Yes, please.

[Peter]

Is eventually you get to a point where you just gotta. That this is just not gonna be like you getting a Brazilian butt lift now. Were a little ridiculous.

[Heather McDonald]

Even if Peter died and I was out just on the apps. Just I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm not 25 and I really don't care. And I think I'm doing pretty good. So. For what's going on. So again, it didn't hurt me in the 90s getting a guy to talk to me. And I don't know that would hurt me.

[Peter]

You always hate it.

[Heather McDonald]

Well, I've known you for the group that I will date after if something was to happen. Are the same guys that liked me in the 90s. They're just gonna be here, divorced and broken in their late 50s.

[Peter]

Right. Right.

[Heather McDonald]

I don't think they're Aspen either.

[Peter]

And I think. Yeah, you don't want, like, eventually you're gonna die, and then you're you know, does that all. When they. When they cremate you, does that all go in the cremation? Like, does it. Does the pee. Whatever they put in your cheek?

[Heather McDonald]

I wondered if. I think the silicone liquid. The silicone implants, if they're silicone. I think.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

I think will just, like, if you opened a casket, like, if you would. You know, they would just be laying there. I don't know that they did. I wonder if they've ever done that when they've, like, opened up a casket and it's like a. Well, a casket, I think, kind of, like, protects the body. But, like, if a body was found in the woods, would those two things just, like, be in the shelf of the skeleton? So if. But those. You don't do that in your ass anymore. They realize that was a mistake. They just put in fat, and they usually put in your own fat so it doesn't move or anything. Now, if you have no fat, then they put filler in, and that will eventually dissolve and possibly could move because.

[Peter]

There was some people, like, one or two ladies died from there putting in, like, cement and shit.

[Heather McDonald]

Right. Some of the people do the deals, you know? So you don't want to do that either. Speaking of the weekend, okay, so it was first week of Coachella.

[Peter]

Yeah. You were at the Masters while Coachella was going on.

[Heather McDonald]

You chose the total better choice also because, you know, I have a place in La Quinta. I'm gonna go this weekend. This weekend it says it's gonna be 80. Perfect. This past weekend, it was extremely hot.

[Peter]

Like, 90 Coachella is, like, 102 degrees. I don't know why it becomes, like.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. It just depends. You just don't know. You could get 100 degrees or you could get, like, 82 and, like, loveliness.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

So it was really, really hot. Something happened with the campers, and they were stuck in it for 12 hours. But I also feel like people that are home that, like, aren't there, they love to hear that something that was planned and supposed to be fun that they were never gonna go to is a disaster. It's their favorite thing to report on.

[Peter]

It's our fire. It's our fire. Fetch.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah. You just are like, oh, I do this. This is. Everyone was waiting in line for 12 hours. Like, people are so excited to say it was a disaster. I'm like, fine. It's not for you. You don't have to go. As someone that now, like, has a heart in La Quinta, Coachella is a great thing. I don't want it to go away. Kids go, it's a young person's thing. It's like for teenagers and even like influencers that went for the last six years are not being invited back and they're inviting the tiktokers. It's like pass the torch and just whatever. Who cares?

[Peter]

I watched a lot of clips and there was a clip of a guy named Benson Boone, who's very good at the right.

[Heather McDonald]

Who does the flips and has the abs. Yeah.

[Peter]

And he sang Bohemian Rhapsody, like Freddie Mercury Queen song. And at one point they made a big production out of Brian May. The guitarist from Queen was playing with him. And he goes, ladies and gentlemen, Brian May. And I don't think anybody in the crowd's like, who? Some old man comes up out of the stage, like, it's a big deal. And the crowd's like, I don't even know who that is. He's 70 something years old. Like, how would they know?

[Heather McDonald]

How would they know?

[Peter]

Right?

[Heather McDonald]

I mean, I do think, you know. And then also the fact that you can like stream it now. So I'm like, I'm going this weekend to Coachella to my house. But I'm like, you know, we can just stream it from our backyard and lay around in our pool and like have a margarita. But I like going to like, if there's like a day party that's like an influencer thing, I like to do that.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

But actually going to the thing, it's just like you feel it's a lot of walking and you feel it was a celebrity.

[Peter]

I saw Chalamet walking in with kylie. They were 10ft behind and.

[Heather McDonald]

Oh, really?

[Peter]

Yeah. At least in the clip I saw.

[Heather McDonald]

Oh, geez. Well, then I saw them getting cuddly and cute. But then her baby daddy, he was playing that night.

[Peter]

Oh, okay.

[Heather McDonald]

Travis Scott. So I thought that was kind of interesting. I'm like, I guess she still likes the music. Missy Elliott I saw performing and I thought that was pretty great.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And it was some good performances. And the Lady Gaga, like, looked amazing. But I have to tell you something and this is. I'm scared to say it. Oh, no, I don't really like Lady Gaga's songs. Like, I think she's beyond talented. But whenever I like, am listening because I listen to like regular radio or it's just a mix of music sometimes. Every time I hear it's like, you know, papakku face and all that, I'm always like. And I. And I do Change the station.

[Peter]

Really?

[Heather McDonald]

Really. But I think she's so talented, and I know she gave a great show, but I just. When we did. When we were at the Fire Aid. Yeah, we left before she came on.

[Peter]

Oh, okay.

[Heather McDonald]

I mean, I still think she's great. I'm just not as into it.

[Peter]

There are people who don't like the Beatles. You know, that's not. That's. It's, you know, art. It's. Everybody has their own interpretation.

[Heather McDonald]

Yes. You know, so we'll see. I don't even know who's coming this weekend, but I guess they always say the second weekend is, like, the less exciting weekend.

[Peter]

Isn't it the same with Green Day and Lady?

[Heather McDonald]

No, I think it's different people. It's a whole different group of people.

[Peter]

Okay.

[Heather McDonald]

And then it's like, the less exciting time to go. Like, if you're all about filming yourself and all that kind of stuff. And, like, the outfits, I'm like, oh, my God. Like, they were showing, like, oh, Coachella from, you know, 2014. Everyone was just wearing, like, more like Woodstocky hippie dippy flowers in their hair and, like, cute. Now it's like, look at these outfits. Here's our girl. Crotch out. She's doing crotch.

[Peter]

That's just her thing.

[Heather McDonald]

That's Julia Fox. Fox. And it's 100 degrees, and a lot of girls wore leather jackets, like Alex, Earl, and all these people with, like, tiny outfits underneath just for the look. And I'm like, oh, the sweat. Okay, so Britney. Britney is in Mexico or on a vacation, and she brought a baby doll with her that her bodyguard's carrying, like, a real baby for her and.

[Peter]

Baby doll.

[Heather McDonald]

Like, it's a doll. Yeah. And she wrote a long thing. She's in lingerie, and she's like, you know, every man I wore lingerie for didn't make me feel good. So now I'm gonna wear it for you. And I was in these toxic relationships and this whole long thing, and I'm just like. It just frustrates me, like, why she just doesn't do a level of only fans or something. Maybe she just doesn't need the money at all. But I'm just like, I don't.

[Peter]

I mean, why.

[Heather McDonald]

I mean, why can't she do it? But why can't she do it? Like, why can't she do it? If she just. She says, I want to do the laundry for you and not for these guys that, you know, were my husbands and stuff? Like, all right, she's not doing well.

[Peter]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Heather McDonald]

What was that?

[Peter]

What was that about? Why did she have a doll?

[Heather McDonald]

You know when she said she was pregnant?

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

I don't think she was ever pregnant. She's talked about, I have a baby. You know, I don't know if it was one of those, like, dolls that look like a real baby. Yeah, I don't know. I know. It's like people just don't care. But I just. I just. I just want her to find some purpose. But I guess she feels like she has a purpose with the Instagram. That's what I have to tell myself. She does. She has an. She can just be in her own house.

[Peter]

She still looks kind of okay. Like she's in good shape.

[Heather McDonald]

She is in good shape. But then you sometimes you don't know if this is from a long time ago or two years ago.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Because that's the hotel she always stays at that I feel like all the.

[Peter]

Her bottoms, like, whether they be shorts or panties or whatever, they're. They're all like one size too small.

[Heather McDonald]

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[Peter]

This is the greatest thing ever. Why? Why?

[Heather McDonald]

Because Lauren Sanchez is a helicopter pilot.

[Peter]

She is.

[Heather McDonald]

She is.

[Peter]

I did not know that.

[Heather McDonald]

Okay. And before getting with between kind of her. Her not really being like doing hosty news things.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Before she left the agent husband for their other good friend, you know, Jeff Bezos, to just remind people they were couples that hung out and then they started seeing each other and then I think the agent found out and so then they broke up the marriages and they stayed together. Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos. And nobody really cares because, you know, he's on the yacht too now. The ex husband's like, whatever brings his girlfriend around. Like he doesn't care. Like, I mean, I do think if your wife's gonna cheat, she'd be with Jeff Bezos anyway. So I think he got in the space game, whatever this spaceship is. I think this is like his thing. Jeff Bezos, like to kind of compete with like Elon's.

[Peter]

Sure. Yeah, I think it is.

[Heather McDonald]

And so it's like, hey, rich people can go to on this ride. It's an 11 minute ride. It looks like just a ride up.

[Peter]

And you come back down.

[Heather McDonald]

You go up and you. So it was 11 minutes long. And so she was like, let me put an all female like group together. But it felt very much just like influencers.

[Peter]

Like, she got Katy Perry.

[Heather McDonald]

She got Katy Perry. I think she also got. Who's the other really rich guy's ex wife? The other one. Yeah, I think she got. She got her Gail.

[Peter]

I saw her.

[Heather McDonald]

No, that wasn't her.

[Peter]

I don't think so.

[Heather McDonald]

Okay, whatever. Nobody was an astronaut.

[Peter]

Well, there was, like, scientists.

[Heather McDonald]

Okay. A scientist. And then there was Gayle King, which I think she thought Gayle King would, like, rise the. Kind of raise the group. But I'm like, no, Gayle King is just a. Is just a talk show host like you and me.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

We are all at the level of Good Morning America. It is not a hard job. I've said it from the start. It's not a hard job.

[Peter]

Less than ever, probably, like, yes. I feel like those channel. Like, it's all becoming so weird that now more people go to, like, you know, Joe Rogan than they would to Good Morning America. You know what I mean?

[Heather McDonald]

So I'm like, so she. Not that she's not smart, but, like, she's not. Like, clearly. They probably. She probably asked Oprah.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And Oprah was like, I don't want to go up there because it freaks me out. But you should ask Gail. This is what I think happened. And then I think she probably asked Kim Kardashian. And really, they're like, besties. And I think Kim was like, no, but I'll give you, like, the skims underwear to wear under the outfit, because I don't think. I think Kim has said she's not one that wants to, like, go to space. I have said I don't want to go to space.

[Peter]

You have? Yes, publicly.

[Heather McDonald]

I have said it numerous times. I have no desire to go.

[Peter]

But now you're. But for 11 minutes, you wouldn't go up and turn around and look back? I mean, isn't that what it is? You just.

[Heather McDonald]

I guess if it becomes, like, an American Airline flight to Phoenix, where it's like, there hasn't been any explosions or anything. What if they're like, a decent merch.

[Peter]

Table up there that you could buy nice dresses like you did at the Masters. I went to space, and all I got was this lousy T shirt.

[Heather McDonald]

Baby.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

So they had the really cute outfits that this designer made them. It was very flattering outfit. And Oprah was there.

[Peter]

She was.

[Heather McDonald]

And Kris Jenner was there.

[Peter]

Why was she there?

[Heather McDonald]

Because she's best. Because she suddenly became best friends with Lauren Sanchez in the last couple of years.

[Peter]

Where were they?

[Heather McDonald]

Wherever the launch is. Yes. And Oprah then was crying for the. You know, until she came back and. Yeah. I mean, their friendship is really strong. This all happened this morning.

[Peter]

Wow. And they went up and came back.

[Heather McDonald]

They went up and came back. And, you know, there was some criticism because leading up to it, the mom.

[Peter]

Was critical of it.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah. Leading up to it. Cause it was like, you know, Katy Perry was like, we're gonna put the ass into astronaut. Just saying things like that. And Laurence said she has says we're gonna bring glam to space. But they didn't bring like their glam guys.

[Peter]

Hi.

[Heather McDonald]

Like floating around like. No, they like did their makeup before. Like we're gonna have eyelashes. Yeah.

[Peter]

Astra not wearing that. Wow.

[Heather McDonald]

But I'm sure they're like right up to the last minute somebody running after them like, you know, doing this. But they were just, they were just in these lay down seats. Like it was just like a lay down. It just looked like a ride at like Disneyland. Honestly, it looked like a nice ride at Disneyland.

[Peter]

I mean, I hope.

[Heather McDonald]

I don't even know if they said we had training in this. I don't know what kind of training, what to do. Open the door if there's a problem and fly out. I don't think there was any training.

[Peter]

Why couldn't they have gotten stuck up there like that? That, those other two. That would have been great when. If they were stuck.

[Heather McDonald]

I know, I was kind of like.

[Peter]

I'm not saying they had to die.

[Heather McDonald]

No, I don't want anyone to die.

[Peter]

But it would have been fun if they were stuck up there for like nine months.

[Heather McDonald]

Yes.

[Peter]

And everything went, you know, all the.

[Heather McDonald]

Weeds and then they really came back looking different.

[Peter]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like everything went to.

[Heather McDonald]

Right.

[Peter]

Lauren Sanchez just deflated whatever she's got going on.

[Heather McDonald]

And then like when they come back, like. Like I remember I would do this religious retreat called Kairos. A lot of people do. And you're not supposed to know what the secret is. And the secret is. Well, I don't want to tell what the secret is, but who cares? Like as if some 15 year old's listening to this. Whatever. One of the things, okay, if you have a kid who's going to do kairos, pull over and turn this off. The thing is, when you come back, your parents are there and you speak about how great it was. Okay? But also the boys from the brother school that have done it are going to be there too. So now I knew this. So for three days, all the girls at my girl high school, nobody, everyone looked like shit. They let us eat, they let us smoke, which is weird. They were like, you can smoke cigarettes, but whatever. I didn't smoke. Everyone brought candy and crap and we all looked awful. Well, now I knew that I knew the secret.

[Peter]

Okay, that what?

[Heather McDonald]

That there could be boys waiting there at the End. So I put on all my makeup and they're like, why are you putting makeup on the bus from, like Santa Barbara or whatever? I'm like, oh, my dad said he's taking me to TGI Fridays after, you know, and then we get there and they walk out and they're like, all the cute, you know, guys, you know, with their letterman jackets there. It's 1988, when people, like, cared how people looked, you know.

[Peter]

You just said the Masters, everybody was wearing a belt.

[Heather McDonald]

I swear to God it was. The south is good looking people.

[Peter]

Yeah. But you, you were also at the Masters.

[Heather McDonald]

Yes.

[Peter]

I'm with Rich Richard a couple of blocks from there.

[Heather McDonald]

I'm with multi generational south, like thick.

[Peter]

That's not exactly.

[Heather McDonald]

Everyone had gorgeous shining hair. Everyone had like, you know, just perfect skin.

[Peter]

Let me take you to some of the comedy clubs I play in the south and see if those people are hanging out.

[Heather McDonald]

So anyway, the girls turned around, they're like, you bitch. Like, how do you knew? So what I'm saying is, like, what if they were stuck in space? And then like, only Lauren or only somebody brought like a little makeup bag.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And now they're coming back and she's like, no, you're not borrowing my, you know, foundation. Like, I only have enough for me.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And it's like, come on, like, you have to share with all of us. And then, you know, so then one person does come back, like looking good, and the rest, you know, thought it was an 11 minute ride.

[Peter]

I mean, it's kind of a risky move. These things blow up a lot.

[Heather McDonald]

That's what I think. I was like, you know, like the submarine thing.

[Peter]

Yeah, like that.

[Heather McDonald]

It's just another rich thing people do. I don't know what the point was, except that women went into space. But it was like for 11 minutes and like, did you bring anything back? Did you bring back like a new version of Ozempic? That something that other women would care about?

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

No. Anyway, I'm happy they're safe.

[Peter]

Me too.

[Heather McDonald]

Okay, let's talk about. So Saturday Night Live. You watched White Lotus, right?

[Peter]

I know of it.

[Heather McDonald]

You know of it?

[Peter]

I don't watch it.

[Heather McDonald]

So this girl, Amy Lou woods, she was a big star in it and it was a little shocking to see her come on because. But also, these two girls become friends and they're both dating these older guys at the resort.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

And. And in my opinion, I was like, wow, that's interesting casting. They actually both don't have good teeth. The other girl didn't either. And they also were, like, not, like, they didn't look like yacht girls. They weren't, like, that hot. But I'm like, what I liked about her is that she was very appealing. She was English, so she has, like, these very unique, like, kind of what they'd call bunny teeth or split between her teeth. Never had braces. But then I was like, well, I think I see why he loved her as an actress. And she's just so endearing. But also, her character was so in love with this guy, this older guy, and he was probably, like, 25 years older than her. 20 years older. That it was sweet. Cause you're like, okay, well, I don't think she's like a gold digger. Like, I think they actually really fell in love. However, he acted like she was an annoying mosquito the whole trip, but whatever. So they do the Saturday Night Live parody, and they call it White potus. And it's, you know, the guy playing Trump and the two guys playing the brothers. And then, like, Ivanka's the sister, and they're basically playing, like, the one family that, like, Parker Posey was a part of. And. Oh, and then the other girl, Chloe's playing Parker Posey's character. Like Piper. No. And doing the voice and everything. And then this other girl plays her and kind of plays up the teeth.

[Peter]

Sarah Squirm, who's very funny.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah. And plays up the teeth and, you know, the English accent.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

So off the bat, you know, it gets to Amy Lou, and she writes on stories like, I might delete this, but I'm just really hurt like that. This is where you're going with it. Because the teeth thing, she's like, I've gotten people that written me, like, I was gonna get my teeth fixed. Now I'm not. Like, you've given me confidence. It's amazing. It's great. So anyway, I saw it, and then she did say something nice after. She's like, I'm not blaming the actress. I'm just saying, like, really? And here's the thing, though. If you're going to do an impression of somebody, it would have been weird if they didn't do anything with the teeth. Because every time she would say something, she'd be like, don't go to Hong Kong. Like. Like, she was always like. Like, she. It wasn't just the face. It wasn't just the teeth. It was always like this, like, shocked look. Like, what? You know, and that was her. That was her character because she was so, like, in love with this guy. So I mean, yeah, we're still gonna. If that's Saturday Live. If it's Saturday Night Live. I mean, one of the things I know that they do do. Did regret was when. Who was the actress that played Pat?

[Peter]

Oh, yeah. Sweeney.

[Heather McDonald]

Sweeney. Julia Sweeney played again, braces, not cute.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

What's Clinton's daughter? Chelsea Clinton.

[Peter]

Oh, yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And they had, you know, and then Chelsea. And then they realized, wait a minute, you're right. We shouldn't be doing an impression of a child. And so that was, like, one of the things. But, I mean, you know, like, what about.

[Peter]

It's Pat. That's.

[Heather McDonald]

Well, she says she totally regrets that she's, like, done, like, one woman shows about, like, regretting it's Pat, but different times, very different type, because she created that at the Groundlings, which, by the way, when I talked about how the older guys should maybe give up their spot, I go. It reminded me of the Groundlings. Is that the Groundlings Theater, which I talk about all the time, which a lot of SNL people came from. There's only 30 spots that you can then perform on Friday and Saturday night for the rest of your life until you give up your spot. But then every year or twice a year, there's a group that comes up from the B Company Sunday Company, and they have to decide who could have the new spots. Well, every year, there'd be, like, 18 people. There'd be one spot, and we'd be like, this bitch is on a bus. This one's on their fourth year of snl. Like, open it up. Like, you really need to come back on a Saturday night and, like, perform for 99 people. Like, what is this, anyway, Getting back. So what are your feelings about this whole thing?

[Peter]

I mean, you know, honestly, my first feeling is, of course, you just have to have thicker skin. I think I get it, you know, but we all get made fun of. You. You. You read things, I read things.

[Heather McDonald]

I'm the little puppet and saw. Don't ever stop. Use that as much. Because I'm the one who talked about it first 15 years ago. So if someone wants to now throw that out, go. Look at that face. It's the same face I had. These cheeks are not filled. Look at me when I was 12. It's the same fucking face.

[Peter]

I. I mean, the person who said. Who came up with that? You look like the puppet from the show.

[Heather McDonald]

It was a tweet. It was a tweet while I was at Chelsea. And that was when we never got any hate. Like, it was very low. Hate. And I was like, oh, my God, I love it. Like, it's a franchise. Billy, he's good at the tricycle. He gets to read a lot of things. And then they'd be like. Because it's kind of like the cheeks are, like, big. Because they're my cheeks. They use it for a lot of plastic surgery. So, like, people have said Joan Rivers looks like Billy. And then I'm like, hey, like, it's me.

[Peter]

Right?

[Heather McDonald]

Don't give it to other people.

[Peter]

Yeah. I mean, I have to read once a week that I'm an old prune. Dried up prune, things like that. I mean, you know, you just gotta roll with the punches.

[Heather McDonald]

Right.

[Peter]

I don't know if you could notice, but I currently have Invisalign. I'm wearing Invisalign, so I don't. And it's.

[Heather McDonald]

Invisalign's a great thing.

[Peter]

I'm old for Invisalign, so this girl might want to think about. I don't know. But her teeth are kind of like her thing. Right.

[Heather McDonald]

So Drake did Invisalign.

[Peter]

Okay.

[Heather McDonald]

But then I think he kind. It really was looking good. And then I think he kind of, like, stopped with it.

[Peter]

That's what you did.

[Heather McDonald]

So then when they move, you can't go back. You kind of got to start all over.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

But I think he was doing a different brand. So if Invisalign would like to. Or somebody else would like to come back, we would like to reinstate the Invisalign.

[Peter]

Well, I'm.

[Heather McDonald]

And get it going again.

[Peter]

16 weeks. I gotta go.

[Heather McDonald]

You're gonna notice a difference.

[Peter]

Oh, so I'm already. I've been two weeks.

[Heather McDonald]

I've already noticed you look good. I mean, you have a great style.

[Peter]

Change my whole face.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah.

[Peter]

I'm gonna be like, I think I'm gonna get back into modeling.

[Heather McDonald]

But I love. I mean, I love that she looks unique. I feel I'm so sick of everybody with their giant chompers. And I'm so sick of everybody looking exactly the same. So I do think. I think there's gonna be a movement of casting more actresses that, like, haven't fucked with their face and stuff. And I think then hopefully there'll be a movement of people. Like, you know, like, I already noticed a lot less girls are getting boob jobs.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Tiny tits are in. Or if they get them, they get them small.

[Peter]

Yeah. Tiny tits have been.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah. But like, non enhanced.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

Confidence around.

[Peter]

Even if you get boob jobs, you go for the swimmer.

[Heather McDonald]

That's What I'm saying. A little, like, little. They call them little teardrops.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

But, yeah, that's in. That's, like, you can wear couture. You look skinny. It's, like, chic. So it's like, things go in and out of style. So. But, you know, you get those big white chompers. You can never take those off.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

So you want to be careful of, like, fixing your teeth, but looking natural. But I get it. I. I honestly feel badly for the actress that did it. Cause I think she's probably feeling weird.

[Peter]

Yeah. But that's one of those things. Like, you and I have been in this game. We've done characters on shows where we've really gone hardcore, and I do feel.

[Heather McDonald]

Bad about some of them.

[Peter]

Well, like, which ones? I mean, you did an Amy Winehouse. That was great. But it was.

[Heather McDonald]

Well, she can't get mad at me.

[Peter]

No, I mean, that's.

[Heather McDonald]

You died.

[Peter]

You dodged that bullet. But you know what I mean, I remember I used to do it.

[Heather McDonald]

Gary. I think I would have had a lot more trouble doing it if. If we're social media. Where is it here where it is. I wasn't getting that kind of. We weren't getting, like, that response, really, on Twitter or anything right after we did it. And then it would be gone, and then there'd be a new show the next day. So it didn't, like, live in infamy. And there weren't, like, reels cut of every single thing we said and did.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And I do get it when you. Everybody is talking about everybody on their podcast. Reels get cut, bits get cut. And then people really, like, go, oh, I can't believe they said that. I can't now. It's like, no good. Talk about me. Who cares? Like, you know, But I get why you get hurt. And that's probably the first time she saw it. And I. I remember they did a parody of Chelsea lately on.

[Peter]

Yes.

[Heather McDonald]

Snl.

[Peter]

It was funny.

[Heather McDonald]

I think it did bother her.

[Peter]

Oh, really?

[Heather McDonald]

I don't know. Yeah, I remember a lot. I have a weird memory, and I remember there was a girl being Lonnie Love.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

So someone being Ross.

[Peter]

Yeah. And then it was just like, three, and then, like.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah, somebody else. Like, nobody was doing, like, me or anything.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And. And I think it just was, like. It's one of those things that are like, you know, of course they were gonna make something fun of something that was successful and different than anything we've seen. You know, just like, they done so many parodies in the beginning about podcasts and how lame podcasts are, and everybody has one, you know, like, everyone shares on it. In the beginning, they're doing.

[Peter]

They do that on Saturday Night Live. They do, like, a. A podcast sketch where they talk about, like, bro podcast.

[Heather McDonald]

Right. Exactly. They're all on because they're probably, like, pissed that they're sitting there, you know, having to kiss Lauren Michael's ass, while, like, their other friend who didn't get SNL writing stuff from four years ago is probably doing really well.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And podcasting. So they want to on it. So it's like. Yeah, I think. But I. I think I can see why you. And she's gonna be fine and bask in her glory. It was just the first time she had to deal with. But by doing this now, she must.

[Peter]

Have heard this before in life, but.

[Heather McDonald]

I don't think she was a big enough star, and this wasn't as big of a deal. But you know what's good about this now? Now nobody's gonna do her. There might have been somebody right now kind of about to do a video. They're probably taking down their videos.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And, you know, like, doing that whole thing. Like, I saw a guy getting out of the. It was making me laugh. He was just a normal guy. He didn't have big teeth, but he was coming out of the pool, and I was being like, don't go to Hong Kong. And then you go back in the water. Don't go. And I was like, this is funny. Like, it's funny because we all watched White Lotus. It's like Covid jokes. Everybody watched White Lotus. So. But by her calling it out and stuff, now she can sit back and know that nobody's doing it. No one's going to make fun of the teeth ever again.

[Peter]

I mean, I know that this is a easy response to this, but you should be more concerned when they're not doing parodies. You know what I mean?

[Heather McDonald]

Right. Yeah.

[Peter]

Just. Just go. Just roll with it.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah.

[Peter]

That means your career's going well.

[Heather McDonald]

Right?

[Peter]

It's when they stop, that's when you gotta start concerning yourself.

[Heather McDonald]

True. True that. I mean, it's true. It's like. Yeah, but it's a. You know.

[Peter]

But I get it.

[Heather McDonald]

She hasn't had this kind of fame yet, so now she has to get used to it. Guys, you know, we are so excited because Sister Wives is returning on tlc. I mean, you know where we left off. Christine is in love and happily married, but Janelle and Mary kind of are starting to form an alliance finally, because they're looking for possibly loves on their own, but also land. What is going to happen to Coyote Past because the only people left together are Cody and Robin. So what are they going to do with that land? What is going to happen? Are they going to be able to make a monogamous relationship for the first time really work? I want to see. I want to see the dynamic we're going to get, the juicy questions that we've been wondering. They're going to be answered. And you know, Christine is not going to hold back. So all of these dynamic personalities and all the juicy history behind them and going forward is coming back this Sunday on TLC at 10pm so juicy scoopers, get ready. I know I'm not the only person that procrastinates when it comes to seeing a doctor because you tell yourself, ugh, I don't know who to call. I don't even know where to begin. It'll heal on its own. It's not that big of a deal. I'm busy this week. Oh, I don't want to drive all the way over there. Where do I even begin? That is why I love Zoc Doc. You guys, our health means a lot and it's your responsibility to to make sure that you're doing well. And ZocDoc makes it so easy. ZocDoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. We're talking about booking in network appointments with more than 100,000 doctors across every specialty from mental health to dental health, primary care to urgent care and more. Stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to ZocDoc do.com juicy to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today. How did you learn about money? Was it something that you were taught at home? Did you learn later on? For me, I was good about paying my bills on time, but I never really knew how to invest and I think that's a common thing. Unfortunately for females, we don't find it exciting or fun or oftentimes confusing. And that's why I love acorns. Today's episode of Juicy Scoop is sponsored by acorns. April is Financial Literacy Month. That's right. They made a whole month reminding you to finally take control of your money. And the good news is you don't need 30 days. Acorns makes it so easy to start saving and investing in your future in just five minutes. You don't need to be rich. Acorns lets you get started with spare money that you've got right now. Even if all you've got is fair change. Sign up now and join the over 14 million all time customers who have already saved and invested over $25 billion with Acorns. Head to acorns.com juicy scoop or download the Acorns app to get started. This was kind of interesting. I saw this clip from Oprah and she said when she was ending her Oprah show, which was such a big deal, only for her now to come.

[Peter]

Back in ABC, 3:00, Channel 7 here in Los Angeles, 3:00pm Oprah. I remember I used to run home. I loved it.

[Heather McDonald]

I rode my bike home because it was at 3 and we got out of school at like 2:50.

[Peter]

So no matter what they did, one day it could be, you know, they had somebody who was like a burn victim.

[Heather McDonald]

Yes.

[Peter]

Next day it was Tom Cruise. I mean, it was just always great.

[Heather McDonald]

It was just so good. I always missed the first part of it, but I knew what was coming up. Hoarders, meth moms, whatever it was. And I always liked that stuff more than a star. But anyway, so now Oprah, she made such a big deal. I'm leaving the most popular greatest show ever to have my own network. But now she's like the rest of us. And she has a podcast. So she's doing her podcast and she's saying how when her final night, because I remember the goodbye to Oprah went on for like a fucking year, okay? These shows. Her final thing was like people coming up to her and just singing her praises and everything. And I do remember one time she had an episode where she had like all the other people before her that no longer had talk shows from like Ricky Lake to whatever. And she was like, so what's it like when you leave the daily talk show and everyone's like talking about, oh, it's a hard thing. And she's like. Then all of a sudden, Oprah's like, yeah, but I'm also going to have it my own network. Like, I was just like, why? Like you're not like going off to space. Like it's, it's like you're whatever. So she does her whole thing and she says, I remembered she's talking to Maria Shriver, mother of sax, who played Saxton Patrick, who, you know, everyone's in love with now. And he, he was very good.

[Peter]

Strangely enough. He's. He doesn't look like either one of them.

[Heather McDonald]

I see a little bit in both you do. And what was good about his acting is there'd be times where he'd kind of look dorky and lame, and then there's times when he could look kind of like. Yeah, like a player. And so I think he is a good actor. He was good in it. But anyway, so. And he's likable. So anyway, he. She says, sitting across from Maria, and she goes, and it was all set for the final, final, final goodbye that you were supposed to come because they were like best friends from when they were both like 25 year old writer, journalist, whatever.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

And she's like. And that morning the news broke that Arnold had a child with your housekeeper.

[Peter]

Oh, wow.

[Heather McDonald]

And I was like, did not expect you to come. And you did. And I'm thinking, I bet she loves that you're bringing that up another favor. I'm doing it for you, Oprah, to do your show.

[Peter]

Hey, you have any other shitty things you want to talk about that have happened to me in my life that.

[Heather McDonald]

Were also good for me? Like, you came celebrating my family being.

[Peter]

Assassinated while we're at. Oh, my God.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah. So then she's like, yeah, but you were my friend and you're always there for me, so I was gonna be there for you.

[Peter]

Oh, my.

[Heather McDonald]

And I don't know, it's one of my favorite Hollywood stories.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Is Arnold having the child with the maid that now is like, was on Dancing with the Stars and is really good looking and nice guy and, you know, it's all fine, but I'm always just like, I can't believe that the maid didn't realize how valuable this situation was. And continued to be the maid.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

Like, continued while she has a child who, like, the grandma has to watch.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

And she's watching these other kids and she's like, well, my Arnold kid is being watched by Abuelo in Pacoima while I'm folding the monogrammed Maria Shriver towels. And I know this. Every year. Every year I know this.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And then she even said she suspected it. One year she said, why don't you come over for Christmas? You know, because the boys were very close in age. There's a younger one that.

[Peter]

But the one kid looks exactly like Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's.

[Heather McDonald]

That's the kid.

[Peter]

Yeah, I know.

[Heather McDonald]

So then he comes over now at like 8, and she hadn't seen him, you know, And Maria was like, is that.

[Peter]

Merry Christmas? What?

[Heather McDonald]

Oh, anyway, okay. Did you hear about Mickey Rourke?

[Peter]

Did I hear about it? It's the greatest story ever.

[Heather McDonald]

Why don't you tell us then, if you know all about the Mickey. So this is Mickey Rourke on Big Brother Celebrity Big Brother. Our girl Jojo Siwa also, who really is just. I just. I love her. I love Jojo Siwa. Do you? I do. She. There's just. I just think she's just so fucking happy.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

She's not stopping with the punches.

[Peter]

Doing reality shows now, I thought, yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And. And I saw her do a part with him after he said the mean thing about the lesbian. Like, he's like, oh, there were two things. He's like, you won't be a lesbian after a while. Like, he's like, he wants this fucking mask face.

[Peter]

Oh, my God.

[Heather McDonald]

He have you here with some of the quotes.

[Peter]

I watched a clip of him, like, he was like, laying on a couch and just like, you know, skin was like falling, peeling off and ugh.

[Heather McDonald]

Remember, he was just so hot in nine and a half weeks with.

[Peter]

But yeah, it was a long time ago. But still, what's happened to him now? Who knows?

[Heather McDonald]

Oh, okay. So he said, this is what Mickey Rourke said to cute little Jojo, who just has the cutest face I've ever seen. Like, she's just so cute. He goes, if I stay longer than four days, you won't be gay anymore. And she says, I can guarantee I'll still be gay and I'll still be very in a very happy relationship. And then the other guy, Chris Hughes, like, you can't be saying that. And then he also said, vote the lesbian out real quick.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

So then they did talk to him, but also he was creepy to this other girl, the host or something. Who's this? A.J. oduda.

[Peter]

He was like, grabbing her English show.

[Heather McDonald]

Oh, oh, oh, this. Oh, they're on the British one.

[Peter]

Okay. Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

So anyway, he was real creepy with her, and she's like, stop, you're being flirtatious. So all of that together. She did want to vote him out, Jojo, but it was actually the producers that's like, you need to go. And now he regrets it.

[Peter]

But I think they probably, like, this is what you want on these shows. You want, like. And now they're probably like, well, we should have kept them because it's make you. It's fun to have him here. Like, isn't that kind of what you want to see him lying around on a couch, just saying ridiculous.

[Heather McDonald]

Just being like an old politically incorrect creep.

[Peter]

That's cut. That's why he was cast.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah. With his scary face.

[Peter]

Scary face looks like his face. His face looks like it was like put together.

[Heather McDonald]

It's a mess.

[Peter]

Other faces.

[Heather McDonald]

It is titirly Mr. Potato Head.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah.

[Peter]

It is wild. I mean it's. I don't know how old he is. Is he. Is he 70?

[Heather McDonald]

He's probably like mid-60s.

[Peter]

Man, that's rough.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah. He just got. He got bad work done too early on. He always waited. There's better work now, huh?

[Peter]

He always said that it was never work. He said it was from my boxing.

[Heather McDonald]

Career that pushed his cheekbones up. He did so much that my cheekbones went up to my eyebrows. Yeah.

[Peter]

And I don't know what that hair is like. That hair is like not even. I don't know what it is.

[Heather McDonald]

It's just like try to like hang on with like a.

[Peter]

Poor guy, whatever, you know. Now he's just out of it. I guess. He's taken whatever they pay for on these shows because he was on all these singer too.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah. I think all these shows you get one big fee.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Whether you get cut the first day, but then you get more if you stay and then you get like a bonus if you win the whole thing.

[Peter]

But you also have to pay Mickey Rourke probably more than you would pay some other.

[Heather McDonald]

But that's why they don't let you like there's like a thing where if you want to leave then you like lose your money.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Because I think so many of them get there and they're like, you know what? I already made my whatever. I made my 50 grand. I don't need to stay and make an extra five or ten each day I stay because it's hell. Like I remember there was some like at athlete that just wanted to leave and he was like, I just, I don't care. Like please vote me out. Like I'm losing my mind in one of these big brother things.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

And. And I was like, oh yeah. Would you rather be stuck in space.

[Peter]

Or in the Big brother house with Mickey Rourke?

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah, I would choose the big brother house.

[Peter]

Yeah, I would too. Cuz that walk out onto the street.

[Heather McDonald]

You can like walk around. Yeah. Yeah. They said when those two astronauts finally came back they to like learn how to walk and stuff.

[Peter]

Yeah. Because I mean they have no gravity.

[Heather McDonald]

So anyway, the Eric and Lyle Menendez. The judge grants a re sentencing hearing. So this is like real big news. Okay. However, one of their aunts who was pushing for them, she just passed.

[Peter]

Oh no.

[Heather McDonald]

But pushing for them to get out.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Tammy was there. That is the, the wife that Eric has had for a very long time now. Lyle. Lyle is had two wives.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

One who was Anna, who she fell in love with him during Court tv. And she also had, like, this other boyfriend I've talked about that I, like, made out with once that was on Jenny McCarthy's show.

[Peter]

Oh, yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And he said he would come home from trying to get sitcoms and auditions, and every day she'd be sitting there watching Court tv. And then one day, Lyle called her. Called, and it was like, will you accept a call from the blah, blah, blah. And he's like, who is this? And he's like, it's Lyle Menendez. Put my girlfriend on the phone, you fucker. Like, he was, like, mean and threatening him. So they break up, she falls in love, and I'm like, well, he was on tv and, like, you weren't like, what do you want?

[Peter]

Like, that's all that matters.

[Heather McDonald]

He's famous. She finds out he's cheating on her. Meaning. Because you can't have conjugal visits. But writing. Other women coming. They get divorced. He marries another girl.

[Peter]

She now found out from within prison.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah. She now found out he's with this young English girl that has come to visit and everything.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

But who's also in love with them is Rosie O'Donnell.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Rosie is writing him and talking to him from Ireland. Ever since she saw the dock for Rosie, she doesn't need to read any legal things. She doesn't need. She sees a doc. That's the truth.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

That is her new truth. She's done this with, like, a few other things.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

And so she says, you know, I love him. I love him. He's become a very good friend.

[Peter]

Tom Cruise. Remember she loved Tom Cruise on her show My Cutie Patootie or whatever.

[Heather McDonald]

When she was not out.

[Peter]

Yeah. She was pretending she was straight there for a minute.

[Heather McDonald]

That was her whole shtick.

[Peter]

Yeah. She was the most.

[Heather McDonald]

I was on this talk show with Ross. I did it for, like, five weeks, and it was called Hollywood Today Live. And it was myself, Garcelle Bouvet from Real Housewives, Beverly Hills Ross and this other blonde guy. And they had this shtick going on that he was, like, in love with Garcelle. And every day we had to act like it was real. And it was just so, like. I'm like, this is so lame. Like, what?

[Peter]

What are we doing?

[Heather McDonald]

And he'd be like, oh. And then they'd be like, before break, they'd be like. And whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so close to Garcelle, buddy. Or whatever. And he'd be like. And she'd be like, I mean, it was just so dumb. I'm like, this is so the fake thing of, like loving your. It was so stupid not to go.

[Peter]

Back to what I always go back to. And my apologies to anyone who thinks we talk about it too much.

[Heather McDonald]

I don't care.

[Peter]

It was like when in our Chelsea lately days when we had to pretend that she gave birth to the dogs, you know?

[Heather McDonald]

Oh, yeah.

[Peter]

It was always like, what am I doing? Like, I remember having to write and then Chunk, I was born and I was like, what the fuck am I doing with my life that I'm writing? Can we base this in some sort of reality, please?

[Heather McDonald]

I remember one day you had a prediction that came true.

[Peter]

Oh, I did.

[Heather McDonald]

Yes. And you said, we are this close to having the dog talk. And it did. I remember it did. It was that Jenny McCarthy who at the time was very close to Chelsea.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

They were like best friends. She was like sent a video or something that she was now making love to the dog or the dog was cheating on.

[Peter]

Yeah. Because she watched the dog for. I know.

[Heather McDonald]

She watched the dog for a weekend. And then it was like, so then it was supposed to be now let's have the dog say like, I got by Jenny mc. I don't know what it was, what beastiality joke it was, but we were like, what? Like, this is so dumb.

[Peter]

So dumb. So dumb.

[Heather McDonald]

But whatever, you know, speaking of that, I just did a Tik Tok thing that is just as dumb.

[Peter]

Oh, no.

[Heather McDonald]

There's a Tik Tok challenge. You can take a photo of your dog and ask Chat GPT what it would look like if it was a human. So we did it with Raven. My dog's extremely good looking. And the girl came out and she is stunning. Stunning. And I was like, oh, my God. And I said this. She looks like she comes from the east coast. She has very little makeup on, naturally dark hair, blue eyes, like my dog. She looks like she's like a junior at Brown. Full scholarship. But she wouldn't let you know that she was on full scholarship. She's just like classy, a little aloof. You know, she knows she's good looking. She doesn't have to wear like any makeup. Dad's a doctor, Mom's a right, you know, English professor. She doesn't, you know, we, we don't know if she's going to go to law school or do something with the un. There's been a lot of opportunities.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

And yeah, that's what I. That's what I See her. So then you can do it about yourself. You can then make me into a dog. Yes.

[Peter]

How'd it come out?

[Heather McDonald]

Well, what was interesting is Shannon and I both were like golden retrievers, both of us.

[Peter]

And you guys have.

[Heather McDonald]

And we are related, so they know that we're the same breed. Isn't that weird?

[Peter]

Sure.

[Heather McDonald]

Because they made her son something else.

[Peter]

The whole thing's weird.

[Heather McDonald]

It is weird. Yeah, it is weird.

[Peter]

Okay, so have you seen horse girl or whatever this dj? I think she played at Coachella.

[Heather McDonald]

And did she wear a horse head?

[Peter]

No, she's got like a horse face. She does the makeup, I think.

[Heather McDonald]

Oh, she dresses.

[Peter]

I just thought she a human body. Horse face. It's the strangest thing.

[Heather McDonald]

Okay, I thought you were saying people think she looks like a horse and she's embracing it the way I embrace Billy from the Saw series.

[Peter]

No, I think she makes herself like horse face.

[Heather McDonald]

Okay, well, interesting.

[Peter]

Yeah. Anyway.

[Heather McDonald]

Okay, so, you know, they're supposed to have this. So I guess there's going to be another. Let me just read this. Okay. There's going to be a resentencing. The judge is allowing resentencing effort for Lyle and Eric to move forward. So they. But the district attorney had opposed the resendency, arguing the brothers haven't shown full remorse or taken defense or taken responsibility. But they're saying no. They've been model inmates. And so there you go. So they've always said the DA is like, no, because they were killed for money.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

You know, otherwise you would. Kept the mom alive. But, you know, why did you kill the mom, too?

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And that it was planned and everything else. But I think most people feel like they wouldn't be a menace to society. They obviously would start a podcast. Okay, clearly.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

That would start off as, you know, stories from prison and helping people. And then people would lose interest and then they would start talking about. Bravo.

[Peter]

Speaking of that, have you listened to any of Meghan Markle's new podcast?

[Heather McDonald]

The new one. Just the. Just the trailer. Did you listen to some.

[Peter]

Yes. Tell me, because I joined up. I'm on her. You know, I get her mailing list for her company.

[Heather McDonald]

Okay.

[Peter]

Yeah, as ever.

[Heather McDonald]

Okay.

[Peter]

So I get some.

[Heather McDonald]

I get some photos just to remind people. You guys work together at Mirabel.

[Peter]

We did. Yeah. We were good. We're dear friends.

[Heather McDonald]

And when. And when she rolled up the.

[Peter]

The silverware. The silverware side work.

[Heather McDonald]

We do side work, yes. Did she do it more beautifully or do like an extra burlap string with it? That you did not.

[Peter]

No, nothing like that. But she did do it better than I did. She was very good even. As a matter of fact, I think in. In the show she does on. On Netflix, she does a little of a calligraphy.

[Heather McDonald]

No, she really does have.

[Peter]

I know. And that's what she used to write the specials. And she gave me a calligraphy birthday card that I wish I still had, but I don't.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah, cuz you're like, who's this dumb waitress? I'm never going to keep in touch with this weirdo.

[Peter]

So anyway, I listen to her podcast and it's just. It's just so boring. You know, she's talking about packaging for of her as ever stuff, you know, sending out honey or whatever. And I was really concerned about the packaging. And what are porch pirates? That's what she says. Like someone told her about porch pirates. She goes, I never heard of such a thing. Porch pirates.

[Heather McDonald]

She's never heard. She doesn't watch the news.

[Peter]

That's what I said.

[Heather McDonald]

With a million of her million of ring camera.

[Peter]

They told her not to put. Put on the. On the packaging. On the outside of the packaging. It's her company. Because porch pirates will take it going, well, it's Meghan Markle's honey. I'm taking it.

[Heather McDonald]

So that's even more annoying.

[Peter]

Anyway, that's what I listened to.

[Heather McDonald]

Well, it all sold out. But then other people said, well, I mean, it takes a lot of. She had to pick a lot of raspberries in Montecito to fill up even 20 jars.

[Peter]

Yeah. And then she gave them to, like, famous.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah. So I'm not surprised it ran out. The question is, how many did she make? Did she make 100,000 units or did she make, you know, 300 units?

[Peter]

Right. I don't know.

[Heather McDonald]

I mean, so good for her. Yeah, good for her. Here's the thing. Meghan Markle's new $103 million business with Amy Schumer and Connie Britton. And it's something about, like, women's health.

[Peter]

Oh, good.

[Heather McDonald]

All right, whatever.

[Peter]

Love it.

[Heather McDonald]

You know what? She's the breadwinner that you, you know, balding carrot top is not doing anything.

[Peter]

Yeah. Where's he been?

[Heather McDonald]

He's not gonna do anything.

[Peter]

Yeah, he'll be fine.

[Heather McDonald]

He'll be fine. He can just be her husband. He can just teeter around the house. Okay, wait. Okay. So I asked my sister Shannon what she thought about Lori Valo. Worst mother on earth is now in Arizona. She decided to represent herself in one of the other murders. Like the murder of the husband, I think.

[Peter]

Okay, yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

That clearly the brother shot him.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

To remind people Lori Vallows was the one who believed in the doomsday thing. And she and her boyfriend, her husband, killed her two kids because they thought they were demons. But prior to that, she had another husband come by for custody. And her brother said they got in a fight and the brother shot him.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

And they let the brother go. But then the brother died. Very weirdly, too.

[Peter]

Okay.

[Heather McDonald]

So she's on trial for one or both of those murders and she decided, you know what? I don't even blame her for this now. I don't blame her for this because she's doing life regardless, so you might as well have fun. So she's representing herself and she's like, no, I'm gonna represent myself. Like when she was with Keith, Keith Morrison, like, she was acting so weird recently, but I'm like, yeah, obviously she's crazy. But so I guess the clips are like, crazy where she's just, you know, like, acting like she's on Date, Law and Order, which I don't blame her.

[Peter]

I love it when people represent themselves. It's always off the rail, off the rails.

[Heather McDonald]

So I asked my sister Shannon, because people say, can you ask Shannon, who's a criminal defense attorney?

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

I go, what do you think of representing yourself? And she said, well, it's always stupid, especially when you are unstable. Clearly she doesn't think she is. Sometimes people are so entrenched in their story, they can't let anyone else tell it. Also, no attorney would, as it's crazy and not a defense that would hold any water.

[Peter]

Yeah, I agree with you.

[Heather McDonald]

So there you go.

[Peter]

Yeah, why not?

[Heather McDonald]

There you go. But, yeah, something I think she's probably like, I could get a public defender who's not. Was again, not going to tell my weird ass story. Or she was Mrs. She was in one of those Mrs. Pageants.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

She likes the attention. She likes to be on stage and.

[Peter]

It gets her out of jail for like an hour. Right. Doesn't she have to. Doesn't she go to a courtroom?

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah, yeah. So that's. Are you up in the Karen Reed case?

[Peter]

I'm not.

[Heather McDonald]

Karen Reed is the one who did that whole story. And she's in her second, like, trial right now.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

Because they threw out the first. They couldn't come up with something, which traditionally Karen Reid is the one who. They said that she backed up on her cop boyfriend and left him to die in the snow. She's saying he Went to a house party and then. And she left because she was annoyed that he didn't come out to get her.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And she believes that something happened in the house where they killed him on purpose or now they're covering up the cops. So it's. It's. So anyway, they couldn't decide on it was a mistrial. So now they're doing again. But traditionally when they do it again, it's actually worse for the defense and better for the prosecution.

[Peter]

Okay.

[Heather McDonald]

Because then it's almost like they can go over, like, well, let's not bring up this thing and let's push this and let's. They. But then I would think the same thing would go for the defense. You get a second chance. Chance at it. I think what happened is. I do think something happened with the guy. But maybe they may. But maybe they got in a fight and he was like, oh, fuck you. And he walked out, and then he, like, fell in the snow and died. Like, I don't think they killed him and then threw him out in the snow, but that's one juicy crime. All right, here's another one. The widow of Woodland Hills.

[Peter]

Oh, right here.

[Heather McDonald]

Not me.

[Peter]

In our neighborhood.

[Heather McDonald]

Not me. Yeah, no, this is a real juicy crime that I'll tell you really quickly because I covered it. I can tell it quick. All right, so there's this guy, and he is straight married, but he's big in the hair industry. And at this point, he is, like, an executive for, like, Wella Hair. Has two teenage daughters, and they live just south of Wells, Very close to you. Very close. You know your main street that you drive down just. Just the other side of it.

[Peter]

Okay.

[Heather McDonald]

Okay. Anyway, I don't want to say where Chris lives, but very nice area. And seven years ago, he's out on his porch at like, 5:30 at night.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And he gets stabbed to death. And the daughter finds him. And so they're like, oh, my God, this must be porch pirates. This must be. This must be horrible crime in the valley. And as, like, a Woodland Hills resident, you're like. Because that's where I was living. I was like, oh, my God. This is just, like, terrifying. They see two guys in hoodies on the ring camera. The Porsche. His Porsche is gone. But they, you know, don't know what happened because only the ring cam, like, from the outside you could see. But not. Or someone else. No, someone else's properties could see them. His whole thing was disabled. Okay. That day just happened to be disabled. So everyone's like, oh, my God. This is terrible. Well, then they find out that she has been screwing this former porn star turned racquetball instructor. Oh, I read from the West Hills 24 Hour Fitness.

[Peter]

And when he was a porn star, then he went into racquetball.

[Heather McDonald]

Yes.

[Peter]

Oh, okay.

[Heather McDonald]

He was like a. Like a real, like, valley or.

[Peter]

Or straight.

[Heather McDonald]

No, I think straight. Straight porn. He was like. So he was like in his 50s, she was in her 40s. And they, they did it, and he got this other guy to help him.

[Peter]

Wow.

[Heather McDonald]

And they. So then he went to trial and he said, he's doing life. And they're like, come on, your girlfriend was involved. And he sat and did. It was like so many days of testimony. He always said, she never knew. Never knew, never knew. But the evidence they had from, like, the burner phones and everything else. Like, she's sending him, like, nudes. Like, they're sending him nudes that, like, at the funeral.

[Peter]

Oh.

[Heather McDonald]

And they're like, well, she's like, at her grand. At her mother's house. And like, it just. She was just a gross person. Anyway, she did get convicted and she's.

[Peter]

In jail now too.

[Heather McDonald]

She had to stay in jail this whole time. That's how much evidence they had. They didn't let her walk around. But she always said, I never knew. And once I knew, I didn't want anything to do with them. But she did get it. And I was just like, I'm always fascinated by these stories where it's like, really? The D was that good? Remember when Gypsy Rose goes, the D's on fire. Like, I'm like, really?

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Now I'm guessing it was. You know, he's pretty good looking, guy of mixed race porn. Used to be in the army. Oh, and he was a convicted pedophile too.

[Peter]

Oh.

[Heather McDonald]

Or. Or maybe not pedophile. Well, no, a pedophile because the girl was under 18.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And he already did a couple years for that.

[Peter]

Ah.

[Heather McDonald]

And it's not like he's making a lot teaching racquetball.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And I was like, does anyone even play racquetball anymore? I always feel like it's only in a movie. Like, because it's an easy way to get a conversation. Yeah.

[Peter]

Like, oh, yeah, your wife said that. Huh? Tell me.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah, because all you have to do is just have a camera here.

[Peter]

And then they end the scene where the ball hits the guy in the head and you.

[Heather McDonald]

And he goes down. Yeah. Just like the treadmill, they go off. Always out of frame.

[Peter]

Madam's movie trope.

[Heather McDonald]

Always, always and then falling on a heel.

[Peter]

Always fun.

[Heather McDonald]

Always fun. But this, this was not.

[Peter]

Wow.

[Heather McDonald]

Okay, so now this girl. I follow this girl and her name. Anyway, I'm not gonna even get into it. You don't have to show her face. Anyway, I've been following this. So I followed this girl, okay? And then somehow I started Instagram on Instagram. And she was really cute and really funny and sexy, but kind of also girls, like, very. She does funny stuff about being, like a bitchy girl. It was very good. Anyway, then I realized she had this big OnlyFans following.

[Peter]

Okay.

[Heather McDonald]

And then she's like, I'm so excited. I'm doing my first movie in Australia. And then we're doing a collab. They call it a collab. That's what they call, like, getting together and, like, making a porn. Now it's just a collab. Just working with other.

[Peter]

Like a collab.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah, just like if you and I were gonna do, like, this is like a collab podcast. But then it's just like a classic way of saying, when do I get to fog you? So I'm watching it. I'm like, oh, wait a minute. This girl's meeting another girl and they're like, didn't we have fun? And then they start talking about how, like, how, like, they worked with this other guy and in, you know, so.

[Peter]

This is going to be on our only fans or something.

[Heather McDonald]

I don't even know that. I was just like. I mean, it's so normalized by everybody putting everything on social media. Like, get ready for me while I go to reconstructive surgery for my anal cavity after, you know, Right. Having sex with 400 men and everyone. And they're just like, well, it makes me happy. And I've got millions of dollars and I'm just like. It's just. I can't get over it. And then I. Yeah, I literally saw this other girl go get ready with me while I go to go get anal reconstruction surgery because she did so.

[Peter]

Many people butt in the butt.

[Heather McDonald]

I guess so. And then there's the little. The lily girl that's like, yeah, I've seen this one. And then. Ugh.

[Peter]

Why? Yeah, I don't know.

[Heather McDonald]

I'm like, I don't. And then people are like, why does this girl keep showing up on my feet? Like, I don't want to see this. It's just so, so disturbing.

[Peter]

I always feel, you know, listen, bad enough for the girl, but what about the guy who's 724? You know what I mean? Like, I feel like that's.

[Heather McDonald]

Well, they all, they normally, if they're in the videos, they like have their faces.

[Peter]

Yeah. They don't normally show the guys. And it's always weird when it's. It's like whatever they call gang bang, I guess you'd call that. And I feel like all the guys keep their socks on. They're always like walking up. It's like a line and they just have socks on. So sad. But I mean, who the fuck. Who would do that?

[Heather McDonald]

Losers, I guess.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Or they're just taught. Or they're just like, oh, I get to, you know, I get to do that. Like the same. The same guy that like goes to a really A game where it's freezing out, but because he painted like half of his body green and half of his body blue, he's just going to freeze his ass off in the stadium.

[Peter]

There's a big difference between him being a sports fan and, and being 628 in some girl.

[Heather McDonald]

I don't know if there is not if you're cold the whole time. How is that a good time? I hear nobody could even. The whole point is having the camera on you. No one could even recognize you. No one could even go like, oh, really? Oh, that's like.

[Peter]

Yeah, yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Both are embarrassing if they're, if they're your kid.

[Peter]

So you, you, you guys, you can't do that at the Masters. Good thing he didn't go. Peter didn't have his.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah, there was no, there was no weird. There was no weird match. There was nobody wearing jerseys that said like on. Yeah, no, there wasn't.

[Peter]

Right?

[Heather McDonald]

No. Also classic.

[Peter]

Now when you go to things like that or, you know, all the lifestyle you're leading now, do you, do you ever, like, go, man, look at, I mean, things have. This is nice, nice life. The boys are now grown. They're gone. You and Peter are free to live your life and do come and go as you please. Kind of.

[Heather McDonald]

Really? It is great.

[Peter]

I mean, it must be great.

[Heather McDonald]

It really is a great thing.

[Peter]

You ever stop and think this is amazing?

[Heather McDonald]

All the time. All the time. When I see other people that have young children, no offense.

[Peter]

Well, no, because I say that because I don't envy.

[Heather McDonald]

Where is my child gonna go to school? You know, we're going on the four week cheerleading trip, all that stuff. I am. It doesn't make me jealous. Like Gwyneth Paltrow recently said, I wish I had more kids.

[Peter]

Well, you were.

[Heather McDonald]

And people ask me that. Do you ever wish you had more I'm like, no, I don't. I wouldn't want to do dealing right now with like a 15 year old girl to have to go through the whole process of where she's going to go to college again. Like, no, it wasn't as fun as I thought.

[Peter]

Yeah. While you were at the Masters, I was in Myrtle beach and I went to a pirate show with me and my wife and my daughter went to a pirate. Like one of those things where you eat and you watch the pirate.

[Heather McDonald]

Oh, like, like kind of medieval times.

[Peter]

Medieval times, yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

That sounds fun. I would have liked. I loved stuff like that.

[Peter]

Honestly, I went begrudgingly. My daughter was very excited. I gotta tell you. I loved it.

[Heather McDonald]

I would have loved it too.

[Peter]

It was fun. I mean, it brings fun. Bring the food, go sit there, eat chicken and cheer on your pirate. There were some people I think thought it was real. They were like my pirate lost adults. And I was like, I think it's just a show for the children.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah.

[Peter]

I don't think you really need to be cheering on your pirate. Yeah. But anyway, and then, yeah, chicken, ham, bring corn on the cob. Eat it, watch it.

[Heather McDonald]

You know when they were doing the pirate show, because I didn't really realize what pirates were until the Somalia thing happened with I'm the captain now. And I was like, that's really what pirates were doing back then.

[Peter]

That's not that kind of pirate, though. These are old irony, you know, Eyepie.

[Heather McDonald]

Patch from like Disneyland.

[Peter]

Parrot on the shoulder. It's not, it's not. The show's not. Somali pirates. Remember what I remember wearing like umbro shorts.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah.

[Peter]

Jumping on a boat. Cargo boat. No.

[Heather McDonald]

What is what? I remember the Disneyland. They changed it so many times. First it was brides being sold.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

To the pirates. And then a fat bride chasing the guy.

[Peter]

And they. And then it was a guy chasing a girl around.

[Heather McDonald]

First it was a guy chasing a girl, then they changed to a fat bride chasing him.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And now I know. Now I don't know what it is. And then there was a lot of like, winos and I feel like those. They kept like, like eating their toes and like the dog shaking. And I just was like. And then, you know. Yeah. I mean, I loved that. But they changed so many things now. But okay, so these pirates were just living on the ship, like having a good time.

[Peter]

Yeah. It's a lot of acrobatics and stuff, I gotta tell you. Thumbs up on the pirate show in Myrtle Beach. If you guys are ever in Myrtle beach, go see It. It's a Dolly Parton. It's a Dolly Parton production.

[Heather McDonald]

Really? Yeah.

[Peter]

My mother kept saying, christopher, it's a Dolly Parton production. I was like, oh, on that case. And you know what? She does a quality production.

[Heather McDonald]

I love it.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Were there, like, hot, pretty girls in it?

[Peter]

Yeah. Hot people.

[Heather McDonald]

Okay. That's a daughter.

[Peter]

Like, so there's a lot of gymnasts. I was a big fan.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah.

[Peter]

I went to the Lion King in New York City, which I spent. I got, like, orchestra seats of the Lion King. And halfway through, my daughter's like, okay, let's go. And I'm like, we are not leaving. We are staying to the end of this. For what? I paid for these tickets.

[Heather McDonald]

Oh, she wanted to go. Yeah.

[Peter]

Well, she doesn't. She's not following the story. She's like, it's been an hour. I think we're done. And I'm like, no, we are watching to the end.

[Heather McDonald]

I have a hard time going to theater and stuff like that because I always look. And then I'm like, okay, now it's intermission.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And now it's always shorter after.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And I'm like. I mean, I still like it. I just. I'm annoyed that I look at it so much of, like, well, how much is left, you know? And it's just, Ugh. Like, the mermaid thing. I've told people for years I want to swim with a mermaid thing on my body.

[Peter]

Right.

[Heather McDonald]

In, like, but a long pool, so I can really feel like I'm, like, getting the workout of the fit. And, like, Peter ordered me one, and of course, it was, like, cheap, and it was just, like, a piece of cloth.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

I need it, like, to almost have, like, like, the feet and stuff.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And I think I need to do that, like, soon. That's a bucket list thing.

[Peter]

Okay.

[Heather McDonald]

To get a real mermaid bottom where I feel like it helps me swim faster.

[Peter]

I guess I would almost like a fin.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah.

[Peter]

Yeah. Okay.

[Heather McDonald]

And I really want to do that. So if anyone knows where I can get a good one.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

I don't love my stomach, so I have to do a one piece. Maybe if I can get a scale all the way up to the neck.

[Peter]

Yeah. All right. That'll be fun.

[Heather McDonald]

Oh, I know you have to.

[Peter]

Speaking of that, let me just quickly. I don't know if you've heard. Heard it might be an interesting thing to talk about. Yes, there is TSA. We both travel a lot.

[Heather McDonald]

Yes.

[Peter]

And TSA today has changed. There's now 11 new items. You can get on the plane that you couldn't get on before.

[Heather McDonald]

Finally, after 25 years, you're like, okay.

[Peter]

Tell me some things don't have to be 3 ounces anymore. Okay, isn't this interesting? But this, I thought over the counter medications can be more than 3 ounces. Prescription medications. Gel ice packs. Gel packs are medically necessary, but this one's funny. Food and drinks for infants and toddlers. Live fish. You can now get live fish as long as they're transported in water on the plane. I feel like that's an odd one. Who's transporting fish on the plane?

[Heather McDonald]

Why?

[Peter]

I don't know.

[Heather McDonald]

Because it's like your pet.

[Peter]

Breast milk or baby.

[Heather McDonald]

Wait, I want to say I saw a lady on the plane with two dogs.

[Peter]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Heather McDonald]

I call bs. How can you say that? You. Why do you need two if you're flying alone? So then you have two service animals.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

Why would you have two?

[Peter]

Yeah, I never saw two.

[Heather McDonald]

Why would they allow someone to have two?

[Peter]

I don't know.

[Heather McDonald]

Also, I notice a lot of people flying now. Just a huge backpack, another suitcase, and a bag on top of that. What the fuck is that?

[Peter]

I was kind of a little guilty of that, traveling with my daughter. I was like, we feel like we have a lot of bags still carrying them on. But we made my daughter, she was like a little pack mule. We put a lot on her. We're like, just keep walking. She gets heavy. Just keep walking.

[Heather McDonald]

Anyway, when we got back from the masters, they got the notice that one of our three bags is delayed. Like, they put it on the following flight by accident or something. And Peter had all this master stuff that he bought, like, for his friends and stuff. And as much as I had expensive things in my bag, I was like, please, just let it. Not, like, let him. He's like, I don't care about my old clothes. But I had that duffel bag better. And I was like, that duffel bag came. I was like, thank God. And then his bag came. And I'm like, oh, fuck. So my bag was gone for two days, but it came. It's okay.

[Peter]

I was at Costco last week. Every time I'm in Costco, I look at the clothes, men's clothing, and every table I look at, I'm like, this looks like Peter. Like, all the tables look like Peter.

[Heather McDonald]

There were so many Peters that, like, from a distance, I'd be like, waving at some guy like, peter, Peter. And I was like, oh, there were Peters everywhere this weekend. Peter was a dime a dozen. I know they all look the same.

[Peter]

Eventually you get a certain age and everyone just morphs into the same person, you know, with some sort of wicking material outfit.

[Heather McDonald]

Well, somebody, he was able to use someone's past because it was just another potato looking guy. Head with a hat. Bad, bad lighting, Bad lighting, photo. Gray hair. I'm like, perfect. Yeah, perfect. No one would ever know. Yeah. But wait, get back to what else.

[Peter]

Besides get fresh eggs? Now you can get fresh eggs on board. I.

[Heather McDonald]

You can bring eggs. Why would you be bringing produce?

[Peter]

Fresh eggs.

[Heather McDonald]

I thought the whole thing was. Have you brought any produce from this place? Yeah, shouldn't be bringing fresh. I guess you can bring a sandwich. Fresh eggs. Okay. Well, I guess. Okay, anything else?

[Peter]

That's it. And most of it's just, you know, biological specimens. Like, you know, if you had like a stool sample, you can get it on now. Or blood sample.

[Heather McDonald]

I want to tell you one more quick story. Speaking of, this girl went viral this weekend. Telling how she's like, I got to my host family in Italy, which is, you agree to watch a child help with like cooking and cleaning and you get the free room board. She'd only been there five days. And the video starts. I'm escaping my host family in the middle of the night. It's 5am Watch me as I escape to the airport and get the fuck out of Italy. Okay? So people start watching and it's like 25 parts. By the end. People were like, that was so annoying. Like, what did you expect, girl? Like, her thing was like, so I mean, I had to spend a lot of time with this child. And the mom then would just leave and go to work. And I'm like, yeah, that's what you're supposed to do. And she goes, my job was to walk the child to school at 8:30 and pick them up at 6:30 at night. Like, this is the easiest thing. She's like, so then my days off are half a Friday, Saturday on Sunday. Well, Sunday they wanted to take me to Portofino. And at one point, you know, like, they were walking ahead of me and I'm like, I've been holding this kid's hand for like a really long time. Like, I am not kidding. I watched the stuff and I was like, everybody was like. And then. And then she said she was yelled at by the mom. But then other people are saying, well, the mom, English is her second language and Italians, like speak loudly, whatever. But this was the epitome of like. And then she was like, I was very shocked that they didn't speak English. And they're like, well, the dad didn't, but the mom did. And it was just the most ungrateful. Like, I'm like, this is why no one wants to hire anybody.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

You were there for two days, and you had three days off. And by the. And then they took you to Portofino and expect you to help with the kid. And then the next day, you left at 5am because you were like, didn't feel safe.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And you felt overworked.

[Peter]

Well, it's funny. We were talking about Coachella before.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah.

[Peter]

And, you know, because these people had to wait in line to get into the campground. It was hot. They all want refunds. And I'm like, oh, my. I mean, could you imagine people asking for refunds from Woodstock? You know, that was a shit show, too. It was mud.

[Heather McDonald]

And the second Woodstock was, like, horrific.

[Peter]

And the first one, too, you know, just a nightmare. Nobody was asking for their money back.

[Heather McDonald]

I was watching this thing where they're like, what? You know, it's like. It really was. It really is like, look. To appear. Like every homeless camp that we have here.

[Peter]

You mean the one in every.

[Heather McDonald]

Like. Cause I'm like, you know, they have to camp. They're waiting. They're on drugs. They're, like, eating crap food. They're dressed barely anything. They've got their vag out peeing there, like, and dancing around. I'm like, I don't know why you had to go do this. Like, what. What is this?

[Peter]

It's like you said earlier, it's a young people's game.

[Heather McDonald]

It's a young, like, don't.

[Peter]

And we look at it from our old eyes and we're like, oh, that's awful. But if you're 21, it's probably fun.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah. And of course, the people that, you know, have the super duper VIP that are great, you know, like, the cart drives you and all of that. But yeah, the. The whole thing is just. I do think about that. Like, yeah, what are you complaining about? Yeah. Like, why are you. But I also just think, you know, these girls are so scantily clad. That's such an old lady thing. But very, very little dress.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And my niece went. And I'm like, you know what? I don't even care what she wore, because maybe it's just who I'm watching. But it doesn't seem like a lot of straight guys go to this.

[Peter]

It seems like it's hard for me to tell anymore.

[Heather McDonald]

I don't know. Maybe because Straight guys aren't on, like, TikTok, saying, it's also the bands that are playing.

[Peter]

You know, there's not a lot of strangers.

[Heather McDonald]

Like, it felt like every photo I saw was, like, very, like, girls wearing barely anything.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And. But, like, sexy. And then, like, they're gay besties. And so I was kind of like, well, you're clearly just dressing for, like.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

To pose.

[Peter]

Just a concert.

[Heather McDonald]

But, like, if I was going to Coachella 20 years ago, I would be hell bent on, like, meeting a guy making out every night.

[Peter]

Really?

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah.

[Peter]

I don't think it's.

[Heather McDonald]

Was that.

[Peter]

The point of those days are over. Nobody does that anymore. Hookup culture's done. I know. I'm.

[Heather McDonald]

And also, you don't have to.

[Peter]

I'm sad about it too.

[Heather McDonald]

You also don't have to film Lady Gaga. Like, put the phone away. Because you can get that content anywhere. You could take it from someone else.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Heather McDonald]

And then. And, like, actually enjoy it and see if you can't meet somebody. Nobody wants to meet anybody anymore.

[Peter]

I'm with you. I know. Nobody. It's over anyway.

[Heather McDonald]

This girl's a little twat, but, you know, she'll be fine. All right, Chris, everybody wants to know, you know, they love seeing you live.

[Peter]

Oh, my God.

[Heather McDonald]

Where are you?

[Peter]

I brought a list. It's a long one. Can I.

[Heather McDonald]

Can I just rattle off a couple?

[Peter]

I need to sell some damn tickets out there.

[Heather McDonald]

Everybody. Everybody.

[Peter]

April 25th. I'm at the Roseville Theater right up here. Roseville, California. About five hours of Sacramento. May 3rd, Tampa Side Splitters fun. Back to Florida. May 4th, Dania beach improv. Zany's in Nashville. What? I love Nashville. Come on, Zany.

[Heather McDonald]

When is that? What day is that?

[Peter]

May 8th. May 8th, Nashville. May 9th. I'm in Somerset, Kentucky. It's a place called the Virginia.

[Heather McDonald]

Now, are you getting a rent a Car and going from place to place?

[Peter]

I do. I get a Rent a car by myself. I love it. Once I'm in the rent a Car, it's heaven.

[Heather McDonald]

And then. Do you listen to your own podcast?

[Peter]

Sometimes. I listen to yours, too. I like this one.

[Heather McDonald]

I remember one time Brandon said that what kind of monster listens to their own podcast?

[Peter]

I listen to mine all the time and laugh. I love it.

[Heather McDonald]

Me too. It's the only thing I've done in my career that, like, I like.

[Peter]

I know I'm with you on that.

[Heather McDonald]

Like, I didn't love, like, watching myself.

[Peter]

Me neither.

[Heather McDonald]

But I do like listening.

[Peter]

It probably does make us monsters, but, you know, What? At this point, who cares? Parkway theater in Minneapolis. May 22nd, my birthday show. Ooh. Ooglair, Wisconsin, a place called The Plus. May 23, Diamond Joe Casino, Dubuque, Iowa. May 24 and June 6 and 7th at the Comedy Vault, one of my favorite clubs in Batavia, Illinois. June 6th and 7th, Batavia, Illinois.

[Heather McDonald]

And that's a lot of May and June. And then you're taking July.

[Peter]

July and August. Go to Montauk.

[Heather McDonald]

Are you doing your Montauk house? House?

[Peter]

I am doing Montauk.

[Heather McDonald]

I've been offered an opportunity possibly.

[Peter]

Where?

[Heather McDonald]

I don't know.

[Peter]

The Hamptons are. Montauk.

[Heather McDonald]

Well, the Hamptons, but it's not that far. I've been to Mont. Not that far for maybe getting a situation with a couple people in August.

[Peter]

Oh, yeah, it's better. It's a good time.

[Heather McDonald]

But you're gonna be there.

[Peter]

July, we go July 4th forth.

[Heather McDonald]

So that's. That's the per. And you go for a whole month?

[Peter]

Like, not quite.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah, I don't want. They want to do a month, but I want to try to work something out. Where? Just like two weeks.

[Peter]

Go to the crow's nest.

[Heather McDonald]

Have you been to the crows nest?

[Peter]

I love it.

[Heather McDonald]

I love the whole vibe.

[Peter]

Me too. It's my favorite.

[Heather McDonald]

I don't know that I haven't have to rent a house because I do have a friend who has a house, but it's nice to have your own place.

[Peter]

Yeah. And she'd be in with other people.

[Heather McDonald]

Yeah, but that'd be okay.

[Peter]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Heather McDonald]

Like, I don't know. It just popped up yesterday. But I'm like, that would be a fun experience because again, yeah. I don't have anybody at home you.

[Peter]

Had to deal with for the last 20 years. Now it's over.

[Heather McDonald]

It's over.

[Peter]

Go live your life, maybe.

[Heather McDonald]

So cover to cover is the show.

[Peter]

Cover to cover is Frangola.

[Heather McDonald]

At Frangola, everybody loves fun. Everybody does love it. And. And Chris, you're just a delight. You're always so funny and Angola fun. I've never heard one person say they were disappointed in your standup show that they went to go see.

[Peter]

Yeah. Okay. That's good. No, no, no. I feel.

[Heather McDonald]

I really haven't. They always say so, like, so look at his date. See if he's coming to you. Give him some love. And I actually have a call with my agent today, probably for him to tell me it's over.

[Peter]

No, wait. Oh, you get back on the road. Well, you know, if you go back on the road?

[Heather McDonald]

No, no. We're figuring out what like, late summer, fall will look like. But right now I don't have anything.

[Peter]

On the books, but something to look.

[Heather McDonald]

Forward to, which is fun.

[Peter]

You could bring fresh eggs on the on your next if you go on tour again. Fresh eggs or the eggs you want.

[Heather McDonald]

Or my own fish.

[Peter]

Oh, you're right. You can bring your fish as long as they're in water.

[Heather McDonald]

Thank you and Everybody go to heathermcdall.net if you have not joined my Patreon. It's so amazing and everyone loves it. Thank you.

[Chris Frangola]

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