Chris Franjola, Savannah Guthrie’s Mom, Melania and Epstein Files

Summary

Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

Episode: Chris Franjola, Savannah Guthrie’s Mom, Melania and Epstein Files

Release Date: February 5, 2026
Host: Heather McDonald
Guest: Chris Franjola

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Main Theme & Episode Overview

This episode of "Juicy Scoop" dives headfirst into some of the juiciest and most controversial current events and pop culture stories—particularly the bizarre disappearance of Savannah Guthrie’s mother, developments around the release of the Epstein files, a deep dive into Melania Trump’s new documentary from Brett Ratner, and a host of side tangents covering everything from celebrity scandals to reality TV. With comedian Chris Franjola riding shotgun, Heather keeps the conversation irreverent, opinionated, and unfiltered, living up to her podcast’s “no holds barred” reputation.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Savannah Guthrie’s Missing Mother: True Crime Meets Celebrity

Timestamps: 02:00 – 14:40

• Disappearance Details:
  Heather and Chris break down the case of Savannah Guthrie’s 84-year-old mother, who vanished from her Tucson home, sparking a complex investigation.
• Initial Theories:
  “When we first heard, we all thought it’s a silver alert…like dementia and she walked off or something.” – Heather (02:45)
  • Quickly escalated to talk of “abduction” rather than an elderly disappearance.
• Family Suspicion:
  Discussion of early police suspicion involving Savannah’s sister and brother-in-law, tempering with:
  > “They have and they haven’t cleared them...I wouldn’t rule it out yet. I mean, how weird.” – Chris (03:44)
• Speculation on Motive:
  Heather floats the “unsophisticated ransom” theory, picturing somebody local, fueled by Guthrie’s fame and wealth: > “Some unsophisticated, weird guy…between 45 and 55…Savannah must be very rich…” (04:59)
• Bitcoin Ransom Rumors:
  The hosts address and debunk reports of a ransom demand sent to TMZ (06:01 – 06:11).
• Potential Connections to Epstein Files:
  Heather considers internet theories that the abduction is tied to Savannah's reporting on Epstein: > “She did an interview…where she interviewed a bunch of the victims. The victims of Epstein. And she also did an interview with Bill Gates, asking him about his friendship with Epstein.” – Heather (11:01, 11:19) Chris calls that “a bit of a stretch, but…all bets are off these days” (11:47).
• Overall Take:
  The duo oscillates between dark humor and genuine sympathy—“I hope the woman’s alive” (13:17)—reflecting on how fame renders families vulnerable.

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2. The Epstein Files Drop: Conspiracies, Disbelief, and Outrage Fatigue

Timestamps: 14:20 – 33:42

• Scope of Files:
  “3 million pages, 6 million items…photos, emails over 20 years…” (14:20)
• Social Media Disinfo:
  Heather laments wild online rumors (e.g., ‘they are eating babies’ and misidentified art photos):
  > “There was a photo of two uncooked chickens…and she goes, ‘Look, that’s a child’s leg’…this is not from the Epstein files.” (15:52)
• Celebrity Involvement & Reactions:
  Discussed individuals include Bill Gates, Deepak Chopra, Brett Ratner, Donald Trump, high-profile sports team owners, and more.
  • Emails and Excuses:
    “Everyone’s got an excuse…That just meant vitamins…” (18:19) Exasperation at high-profile names trying to distance from their emails and plane logs.
• Societal Implications:
  Heather’s big-picture disgust:
  > “There are hundreds of people mentioned…all these flight logs. And only one person is serving prison time—Ghislaine. She’s awful, but…” (24:54) Chris: “Some people are gonna have to go…but he hasn’t yet, strangely enough…” (24:16)
• Who Was Really Involved?
  Chris notes, “Less Tom Hanks. More Bill Clinton and Donald Trump. It’s just the elites…” (27:12), which Heather agrees.
• Witch Hunts & Overlooked Realities:
  The hosts point out that punishments are rare—“Party invitations lost, brand deals gone at best, but not jail” (25:57).
• Desensitization:
  “People are more upset about Bad Bunny and Cracker Barrel than this…” – Chris (32:52)

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3. Melania Documentary / Brett Ratner’s Return

Timestamps: 48:45 – 64:18

• Background:
  Brett Ratner, disgraced in Me Too era, directs Melania’s documentary for Amazon—allegedly $40 million paid, Melania nets $28 million (50:03–50:09).
• Heather’s Review:
  Heather attends a screening, describing:
  • Overly curated, controlled narrative (“not a documentary…so curated. She’s never not coiffed, gorgeous. She comes off great…lovely to her staff. But it’s f***ing boring.” – 54:18)
  • Zero real moments; no behind-the-scenes drama:

    “To not have one moment where you’re just coming out of the shower…just some more [realness].” (64:10)

  • Fashion focus:

    “She should be a fashion designer…that’s what she should’ve been doing…” (55:58)

  • Not “juicy scoop” material:

    “For juicy scoopers, it’s just not juicy. You’ll just be bored.” (56:50)

  • No Propaganda, Just Control:

    “I don’t think it was propaganda. Just curated.” (63:33)

• Audience Reaction:
  “I wore sweats, no makeup, didn’t care about being recognized—no one there cared either.” (51:19)

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4. Celebrity Tidbits, Pop Culture & Personal Life Observations

Timestamps: 64:18 – 87:50

• Reality TV Goss:
  • Salt Lake City Housewife Bronwyn ditches 67-year-old ex for a 32-year-old model (64:26–66:36).
• Award Show Commentary:
  • Billie Eilish’s land statement at Grammys, the Tonga tribe response, and the complexity of political award show speeches (66:46–67:41).
  • Jelly Roll’s avoidance of culture war hot potatoes:

    “He said, ‘I’m dumb, I’m a dumb redneck...’” (68:56), sparking the hosts to reflect on the pressure for stars to weigh in.

• Prediction Corner:
  • Heather’s forecast: Jelly Roll will eventually remove facial tattoos for his future child (71:11).
• Wayfair Conspiracies:
  • Laughing at the ‘$82,000 cabinet’ child-trafficking urban legend, but also noting, “Maybe there was some truth to it…” (43:01)
• Jonah Hill’s Dramatic Look Change:
  • “When you have bad posture, that’s harder than weight to fix…now he’s healthy.” (72:21)
• Super Bowl and Alt Halftime Shows:
  • Anticipation for Bad Bunny halftime, with Chris snarking:

    “People are furious…because the whole show will be in Spanish.” (73:39)

  • Fox-turned-alternative halftime roots referenced via “In Living Color” (75:38).
• Watching TV Today:
  • Nostalgic complaints about streaming interfaces vs. old-school cable/satellite TV (78:28–80:32).
• Jason Bateman’s Childfree Blunder:
  • Recap of Bateman not bothering with show prep, putting foot in mouth with Charlie XCX (80:55–81:48).
• Movie Reviews:
  • Thumbs down for Melania movie (“not juicy,” “pretty to look at, but dull”).
  • High recommend for "House Made" and "Send Help" (82:23–83:28).

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5. Quick Hits & Notable Moments

• Deepak Chopra Sightings:
  Chris shares a Chelsea Lately story of Chopra’s “bedazzled glasses” and possible crush on Natasha Legerro (38:06–39:36).
• Funny Family Cameos:
  Eddie Murphy’s son and Martin Lawrence’s daughter get married and are expecting—ripe for a comedy movie (85:34–86:29).
• Medical Mishap:
  Young girl hospitalized after self-injecting mom’s GLP-1 weight-loss drug (83:50–85:04).

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Notable Quotes

• “Some unsophisticated, weird guy…between 45 and 55…Savannah must be very rich.” — Heather, on the likely abductor (04:59)
• “All bets are off these days.” — Chris, on wild Epstein-related theories (11:47)
• “There are hundreds of prominent people mentioned in this…And only one person is doing any time and it's a woman.” — Heather, on the Epstein fallout (24:54)
• “People are more upset about Bad Bunny and Cracker Barrel than they are about this [Epstein files].” — Chris (32:52)
• “I just think it’s elites…with access. It’s less Tom Hanks…more Clinton and Trump.” — Chris (27:12)
• “Not juicy. For juicy scoopers, it’s just not juicy.” — Heather, on the Melania documentary (56:50)
• “Heather, put down your phone and watch something.” — Chris, on information overload and streaming (78:08)
• "Jason Bateman asked Charlie XCX about kids—didn’t even know she's married. At least get a couple facts before interviewing!" — Heather (80:55)
• "She should be a fashion designer. That’s what she should be doing." — Heather, on Melania Trump (55:58)

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Segment Timestamps (by Topic)

• Savannah Guthrie’s Mom: 02:00 – 14:40
• Epstein Files & Conspiracy Culture: 14:42 – 43:06
• Melania/Brett Ratner Documentary: 48:45 – 64:18
• Quick Celebrity & Pop Culture Headlines: 64:18 – 83:50
• Chris’s Deepak Story: 38:06 – 39:36
• Funny Family Movie Idea: 85:34 – 86:29
• GLP-1 Kid Incident: 83:50 – 85:04
• Weekly Stand-Up Tour Plugs & Closing: 86:42 – end

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Transcript

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Hannah McDonald's juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have the number one daddy, funny man, model, blue eyed.

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Keep going.

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Big toothed smile.

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Oh, wow.

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All right, well, sunny glow in his face because we are having such gorgeous weather. I'm sorry. To the rest of the world.

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The rest of the world.

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Christopher, Angela, welcome to everyone.

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Happy to be here. What an exciting time to be alive.

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Oh, my God. So I, I said listen, Chris, I mean listen, we just have to talk about. I know I've said For the last.

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10 years there's a lot of controversial topics out there.

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There's a lot of controversial and we have to talk about it. And it is, we're going to talk about because it's juicy and it's unavoidable and literally nothing else is going on. And we have both agreed that we feel the end of the world is near. Been it's going to happen anytime. Or have a good time, have a good life.

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Try to, try to and focus on positive things.

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Yes. And if it is going to end, then we all want to go together. We all agree with that. We do not want to be eating a can of dog food in a weird post. What do you call it?

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Apocalyptic movie.

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Yeah.

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Like in some bunker somewhere.

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Yeah.

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Eating dog food.

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But there is just some really crazy, bizarre shit happening. So let's just get into it. The saddest and the weirdest story I think we have ever seen.

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Yeah.

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I don't know. Like, I feel like this is the weirdest story we've ever seen because it is about an elderly woman, Savannah Guthrie's missing mom. You know her from NBC Today show. She's been on for years.

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She's like the head anchor over there now.

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Yes. And she's just like a delight. Right. And then she has this 84 year old mother that she has brought on camera that she's talked about who lives in a very nice neighborhood in Tucson. And when she didn't show up for church on Sunday morning and she was such a regular there and she is an elderly woman who lives alone. Luckily the people at that parish said, you know, did a welfare check.

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Yeah.

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They called the cops. And she is first it was that she was missing. So when we first heard I think we all thought it's a silver alert.

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That's what everybody thought. Yeah, like dementia. And she walked off or something.

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She wandered off and. And that's. Then they said. No, it's. We believe it. That she was taken against her will.

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And there is a term they kept using.

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Oh, yeah, Abducted. Yeah. Kidnapped. I mean, right. It's like you think of a kid. Right. So that's why it's in the word. And okay, so then that happened and you know, the people that, that she work with are like praying for her and it's just, it's so bizarre. And she's been gone for now.

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She's been gone four or five days.

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They said they believe she was taken at 4:30am Sunday.

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Right.

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So we're recording this on Wednesday. So. And as of this recording all, a couple things have happened. They first said yesterday that Savannah's sister Annie and the brother in law are kind of suspicious that. That I guess he was the last person to see them. And then they have since cleared them and I just.

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They have and they haven't. They've cleared them kind of. They. Today, I believe that one of the police, you know, they did the press conference and he said, because people had come out and said they are suspects and they impounded their car. And he said they're not suspects. We didn't impound that car. But he didn't say that they're not going to be investigated. I wouldn't rule it out yet. I mean, how weird.

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I mean, it's your sister's husband, like our. Now listen, you. I have, I'm very close to one sister. I have, you know, estranged siblings as adults. And when one is so successful like Savannah, who knows what her relationship with her sister is like and the brother in law. So that was very weird. She was supposed to go to the Olympics and she's not obviously supposed to.

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Be hosting the Olympics.

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Yeah. So she's not going to the winter Savannah. Right. Not. This is. Savannah was not. Is not going. So my. Okay. So then they said there is a ransom note. And when this first came out, I was on a text a couple days ago and I said, I think it's. There's going to be a ransom note. I think someone took her. I think they're up un. And this is what I still think. This is what I think.

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Okay.

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I think they live in this nice neighborhood, right. And there's some unsophistic, unsophisticated, weird guy that has recently moved back with his parents. That is between the ages of 45 and 55. All right? And he heard, oh, Savannah, the person I see on TV every day, her mother lives here. Savannah's must be very rich. And she is. We looked her up and, you know. You know, net worth is not always right on this thing. But it says approximately 40 million. Approximately. She makes 8 to 10 million a year, okay. Just on her salary alone, not the other money she could have accumulated over the years. So this guy is like, I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna kidnap the old lady and I'm gonna make. I'm gonna do a ransom thing. And it. The ransom note supposedly says I need millions of dollars. They didn't specify how many in this bitcoin account, which is the point of doing bitcoin, is that it can't be tracked. But that's all out there. And I always think of.

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And apparently they sent that to tmz. That's what I had heard.

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Yeah.

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But now I've heard that that's been debunked, that there was no ransom note. That's what I heard this morning. I could be wrong.

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Okay? But I still think whoever took her is. That's the profile of the guy, okay? He's not a sophisticated robber or kidnapper. He got in his weird head that, you know, I'm an entitled, you know, man that hasn't made it in life. And this will be an easy thing. And I don't mean to hurt this old lady. There was blood, but it doesn't sound like it was enormous amount of blood where they thought she was dead.

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Right.

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However, she's 84 and she. They believe without this medication, it could be a deadly situation. Whatever her medication is, I'm assuming like a heart medication or blood pressure pressure thing. So now somewhere, in my opinion, this guy is with this elderly, very scared woman. And, you know, but like, where?

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In. In a basement somewhere? Is she in a car? Like, are they driving? Are they still within the neighborhood? Because I feel like.

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Yeah, I don't know, they could. I mean, they could have driven like, to a whole another state. Owner just in some, like, hobunk hotel room.

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Yeah.

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Or maybe this guy booked an Airbnb and planned to have. And maybe she's in some Airbnb and nobody knows who he is, and she's just, you know, at his mercy and he's. Maybe he's trying to make her comfortable. I don't know, but it's just so weird. So then the. Sorry, what you're saying, but.

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And there's no Camera? No, because they said they took the camera from the house.

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Yes. I mean, I also had one of.

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Those ring cameras that come off. So I heard that that was taken. Then I heard she. She put. Sometime a couple of months ago on her Facebook that she was looking for a certain camera to put on her door. Whether this has any to do with anything, I don't know, but that's what I've just read. And she was also interested in wildlife, too, like going on wildlife hikes, which is another thing I heard maybe she got eaten by a coyote.

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Yeah. Yeah. When you're thinking of what it could be in this weird world now, I'm like, oh, my God, is this going to be the new thing that people think about is you're lucky enough to have a situation where your elderly parent is healthy enough to live on their own, they don't have to go to a facility where there would be security. And even in a facility where there's security. I guess if someone really wanted to kidnap a famous person's older parent to then do ransom, there could be a lot. Like, could this be the new thing that happens where the desperate people for money are thinking, this is the way to go?

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Because it seems good luck taking my mom. They'd bring her back at 15 minutes. I need to go to Publix. I need to go to Publix. They couldn't even get her in the car. She can't get in the car on her own, let alone with help from other people. I'm sitting on the seat belt. I can't find the damn seat belt.

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I hope this turns into a funny thing. I used to joke that, like, if someone was ever to kidnap Drake, he's just such a complainer about, like, food and stuff.

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Turn the car around.

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Yeah. He'd be like. He's like, my God. I mean, why did you buy these ropes? You know, there's better ropes on sale at Home Depot for this amount. Like, I don't know the guy just be like, forget it.

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Yeah.

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No, but you never hear. It's like, there's only been a handful of, like, famous cases where they're actually the Lumbar. What was the Lumbar Baby or something?

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Lindbergh.

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Charles Lindbergh baby was like this from, like, a hundred years ago. A famous rich family, like, their child, and nobody ever knew what happened. But the child was not returned safety safely. And like, there's always been these stories, and when you see it, like, in a movie, it's always like, we've got your Kid. And if you tell the police, then we're. Yeah, but I guess in this case, the police knew before Savannah. So I don't think even if they were trying to get to Savannah to tell her, like, we need millions of dollars to give your mother back. The police have already intervened. And now I wonder if the guy, whoever it is, is like, wow, I. You know, I didn't know that this was going to be such a big deal or so now. Now maybe he's panicked and doesn't know how to get out of it. And hopefully there's going to be a nice ending where the older mother deals with this weird guy and somehow convinces him to let her go. I don't know. I hope it's. Now, the other crazy side of the story is people believing that. People believing that this has. Is Epstein related. Oh, Savannah.

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How so?

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I did not realize, because when I think of Savannah, I think of her on the Today show standing there and talking about something kind of out in.

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The plaza with the other four of them.

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You know, kind of light coffee comedy is what I call it. Like, very light, funny stuff.

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Right.

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But she has done. She did an interview in, I think, 2017 or 19, where she interviewed a bunch of the victims. The victims of Ebstein.

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Okay.

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And she also did an interview with Bill Gates.

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Okay.

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Asking him about his friendship with Epstein.

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Yeah.

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So being that these Epstein files were released on Friday, she was kidnapped late Saturday morning or early Sunday morning. And she's a reporter who had done work on this and interviewed people. Could there be any relation? I personally don't think so.

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That. Well, I mean, you know, these days.

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Yeah. Who knows?

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It's all bets are off these days.

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Right. True.

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Sounds like a bit of a stretch, but I who. Everything sounded like a bit of a stretch up until a week ago, you know, so clean. Yeah.

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Okay. So now, you know, we have talked about.

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So also, I feel like they still have zero leads, which is kind of strange considering, like, if you're saying it's somebody who. Who is naive to crime or kidnapping or whatever the case may be, I feel like there would have been some tracks left.

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But no, I think he's a criminal. I think he's probably had a hard life, but I think he's a privileged person who somehow heard about or knew that Savannah Guthrie's mom lives in this place.

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I'm gonna say this prediction wise, and.

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I also think it might have some.

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It's a family member. I'm gonna make that bold enough prediction that it's somehow family related. I could be wrong. Whether it be that brother in law or somebody else, it's somehow family related. It's a. It's a Rob Reinery son situation.

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Okay, so let's say it's. It is a relative of some sort that wants money and figures bitcoin is untraceable. And so they're wearing a mask the whole time. And. And she's okay. And she has no idea that it's her nephew or her son in law or whoever, do you. But there's no way. There's just no way the person's gonna get away with this.

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Yeah. Oh, eventually. But yeah. I mean, just hope the woman's alive.

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Yeah, I hope so. Obviously, we all hope that she is okay. And I just think, like, I just feel the. How awful it must be for Savannah to be like, oh my God. I. You can't help but blame yourself. I'm famous. I put her on camera. I. She basically is a celebrity herself. She's been on camera. She's been on the show, like doing cooking Olympics. Oh, she's kind of like, she's done so many. So I'm like, yeah, it wasn't hard. She goes out at church. It's not hard for people to know where she lives.

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Yeah.

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I don't think it was like a gated community where you had to go through a gate to get there. It was just a very, very nice neighborhood.

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I wonder if the kidnapper makes her watch CBS morning show while she's being. Don't make me.

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I want to watch my daughter.

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She's like down the basement. She makes her watch Gayle King.

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Oh my God. It is just a very, very strange story. And it's come out at this time.

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It's crazy.

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It's just like, is happening.

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I know.

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So we talked a little bit on Tuesday about these Epstein files. And of course, when I talked about it, people are like, you know, you don't know enough. D. There are 6 million items. Right. I think it's 3 million pages, 6 million items of everything that they have collected from photos, emails over 20 years ago.

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Yeah. They've had these for a long.

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People just calling into that maybe was unfounded. Maybe it wasn't even researched. Then there's the redacted stuff where they. They're. They're covering the. They're covering people's faces and they're killed because maybe they're underage.

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Yeah.

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And things in the.

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And then a lot of them aren't redacted, which has been a problem. You know, they're Redacting the. The perpetrator, but not redacting the. The victim.

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Right.

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So they're upset about that. Rightfully so.

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And anybody can go and make a little war room out of it and spend all your time reading it and doing tiktoks on it, which. Good for you.

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Yeah.

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But as someone that's like, I don't have time to do that. And I'm just going through my feed looking at stuff, right. I saw one horrible one where this girl is like, you guys, it's worse than we thought.

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Yeah.

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They are eating babies. They are eating babies.

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That was. That. That was a while ago, that video. A model was a.

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She was a model.

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Yeah, she was a Mexican model or something. This girl didn't look like a. Yeah, she was. If you look. Anyway, she was.

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Anyway, there was a photo of two uncooked chickens. And in the middle, it's. It's a black. It's. It's a black square, so you don't know what it is. And she goes, look at this right here. That's a child's leg. So I screen grabbed the thing and I zoomed in, and it looks like a little child's leg like that. And I'm like, wait, this was found in the Epstein files. And then I read and by the third comment, they're like, this is a famous photo from a famous, like, artsy fartsy photographer. Yeah, this is not from the Epstein files. And I'm like, okay, so then that's not true. Then Tuesday. What?

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Artsy fartsy.

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I know.

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What a weird Norman walk girl's famous baby.

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Well, remember when Jamie Lee Curtis had that art in her house? That was, like, very weird, right? And it was just like a little girl, like, drowning in a bathtub. I don't know what it was. It was something very strange. And she did a little fun TikTok like, hi, I'm Jamie Lee Curtis. And someone was like, what the fuck is that? Weird art in the back?

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Yeah.

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And even, you know, Kate Spade, who committed suicide, her husband. And Kate Spade is David Spade's sister. Her husband. When. After she died, there was a lot of weird art and a lot of weird shit. He posted that a lot of people would say was signaling, you know, kitty corn or whatever you want. I'm supposed to say on this. You're not supposed to say the words. But I don't even. It's like, what's real? What's on. So then. And then I talked about on Tuesday's show that Melinda Gates, you know, is disgusted by Epstein. That was why she. One of the reasons why she ended up with Bill Gates. And there were articles written that. There is an email in which Bill Gates is writing Jeffrey Epstein saying, can you get me some antibiotics? I think I gave my wife an STD from hanging out at one of your parties and I want to just give it to her without her knowing. And then the disease won't pop up. He has since. That's not true.

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Well, yeah, he said. Well, of course, everybody who's been questioned about this, which is Gates and. And Brett Ratner the other day on one of the shows and on. Many have said the same thing. It's all the same thing. I've met him a few times. We've emailed a few times. That health guy from you know, who's a CBS doctor who talks about seed oils, how bad they are for you at. That guy, Peter Attila.

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Yeah, Attila. But he wrote like a five or six page letter explaining every single thing. Like that one where I talked about I got a new shipment. That just meant vitamins. Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah.

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I mean, everyone's got an excuse, but so. And then of course, the, the. It can go on and on. I mean, the Deepak show, the owner of the Jets. I mean the Giants. Tish.

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Okay.

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I never went to the island. What's.

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He never.

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He's emails about women and can you get me this type and that one professor from Harvard.

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There is an email supposedly that says like, did you torture her?

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Yeah.

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I don't know how you explain that one away.

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Yeah.

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Oh, well, I. Yes. I was a. We call my. You know how everyone always use pronouns as girls? This is what I would say. Oh, do you like this bag? She's a Gucci. I bought her at Neiman Marcus. I would say if that was me, I'd go, did you torture her? Jeffrey and I were amateur cooks.

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Yeah.

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And I used to call chickens she. And even though they were dead, I would say, oh, beat her to death. Beat that breast. And I meant the chicken breast. So there's my excuse.

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All of it.

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Nothing weird happened.

[B]

It was complete. Right. I mean, these people are full of. Like, they were on the list. They did. Like if you're on the list.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or. Or even outside of. There are some names, of course, that just come up in casual conversation. Like they went to see a lot of comedy shows. Strangely enough.

[A]

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[B]

Yeah, a lot of them are. A lot of them are like, to the comedy seller. Like to. And he went to see Whitney Cummings at the improv in. In. In West Palm beach and he mentions that. And he goes to the comedy seller a lot.

[A]

And he's always trying to get free.

[B]

Trying to get free tickets of millions of dollars.

[A]

Like, fucking buy your own ticket, loser.

[B]

I know. It's like a 25.

[A]

Exposing that he's a fucking comedy boot.

[B]

It's like a $25 ticket too. Anyway. Yeah. So I believe if you're on it like Donald Trump with 30,000 times or whatever.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

There's something up.

[A]

There's something.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

Like, course.

[B]

Like I. We could sit here and pretend that it's not. But that's fucking bullshit. You know what I mean? It's.

[A]

It's. But here's my thing, which I've said for the very beginning that I just think explains the world in a nutshell. There are hundreds of prominent people mentioned in this. There's all these people on the flight logs. There's presidents, there's professors, there's Deepak Chopra, like so many times. That's. That guy has multiple podcasts. He's spiritual advisor to Oprah Winfrey. And his emails are very, very disturbing as well.

[B]

I knew that.

[A]

Where he's like, craziest night ever. He's like, I wish I could tell somebody about the secret fun we have. And it is like, so bad. And I'm like, but are people still going to go on his podcast and act like, oh, no, they're not here.

[B]

Here's what's going to happen. Because I don't think you could take certain people down just for whatever reason. I don't know.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But some people are going to have to.

[A]

Guy or whatever. He's.

[B]

But he hasn't yet, strangely enough. Like cbs. CBS will fight. Maybe I could be wrong and maybe.

[A]

I can't keep up with everything. This is just a comedic conversation podcast. A comedy interview podcast people.

[B]

The other thing is. Yeah. Like a guy like that, it's gotta go. Like, at least. The very least, CBS has to fire that.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Something. Deepak Chopra, you. We gotta. Whoever. Whatever production company puts out his podcast has to let that go.

[A]

The ads.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Some gotta at least be like, yeah, we don't want to.

[B]

Right. Because otherwise I don't think you're gonna see much. I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but I'm just. That's just the Way.

[A]

Yeah. And then because I'm like, I guess what? So what I feel like is, again, there is one person, only one person who is doing any kind of prison time for all of these crimes, and it's a woman. Now, listen, she's awful. She deserves to be behind bars.

[B]

She's pretty awful.

[A]

She deserves. I'm not saying she doesn't deserve it, but when you just see it like that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You gotta realize that we get all the time in every which way. Because I'm like, how is it that I don't know if she couldn't tell or when she did tell, it didn't matter. Because how is it that. So all these things that you've just dumped on her lap. Well, we. We went through it all for 20 years and the only person we could get was Ghislaine. And so you could have fun with it. You can do your tick tocks, but no one's being arrested. Go. I don't know why they did it. Like, okay, now you guys just ruin their reputation. Just get them uninvited to parties, that is have them lose brand deals, as it should. Has their.

[B]

Let's and should be more than that. But yes.

[A]

Maybe this was someone that was like, too many. Too many people have podcasts. And I just want to kill a few popular podcasts.

[B]

I think at the.

[A]

Let's hope at the very least. Because we could. We get rid of a few top podcasts that don't. That are from happening. From bad people that are talking about spirituality.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

When they're obviously pretty deviant people, in my opinion.

[B]

Right. The other thing that I will say, which I could be wrong on this too, because I haven't read 90,000 pages.

[A]

Of it, and I'm not going to either people.

[B]

But I've kept up with some of it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like for the. For the last few years, I believe it's been a. I don't know, let's use the term witch hunt, for lack of a better one. About Hollywood.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Like, we were the people who were doing this and then now that things have come out. Not. I'm not saying I'm not letting Hollywood off the hook, but it seems like it was less of that and more of the Trump people, which I.

[A]

The Clintons and the Clinton.

[B]

Oh, absolutely.

[A]

And like, it's everybody, but I feel like it's not even like a particular party. It's elites. It's honestly just elites. It's people who had access to.

[B]

But it's less Tom Hanks.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And more, you know, Bill Clinton and Donald Trump.

[A]

Right? Yeah.

[B]

Which I feel so now Bill and.

[A]

Hillary Clinton said they will cooperate and they, they are going to talk now. I think that they have the same type of excuses for all this stuff too. Maybe.

[B]

What, what are they?

[A]

I don't know why that like I.

[B]

Was, I met him at a party.

[A]

The fact that they're going there with each question. Do they have a thing, you know, and that she really does like pizza and she's, you know that she always had a problem with carbs and she loves pizza. Pizza, pizza. Like y. All the pizza stuff that then people are like, oh my God. Remember when everybody said the pizza gate was like all conspiracy theories. Why is there so much fucking pizza mentioned in these emails? Like, I mean, I don't think I've ever written about a pizza in my life to someone.

[B]

I, I don't even email. Like, I, this fucking emails are like, what's with the email? Like, it's wild.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's all the lack of punctuation and misspelling. I'm like, aren't these the most powerful people in the world? Everyone's a complete idiot. Like, that's my takeaway from it. And also, and I know not to. I mean we are. Should be a little bit light. It's hard. It's a hard thing to make light about.

[A]

Well, we have to because it's us and like whatever.

[B]

What are you gonna do?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But it's also like, can any of these fucking people get laid at a happy hour?

[A]

I know.

[B]

You know what I mean? Like, I like they, they're billionaires.

[A]

Well, I think.

[B]

And some of them like relatively good looking billionaires.

[A]

Okay, this is what I put on.

[B]

Some cologne and go to TGI Friday gym. Loser.

[A]

This is what I think though. I think it is that idea.

[B]

I know, I know it's much bigger than that.

[A]

No, but whether you're a rapper or whatever in that you get to a. It's a certain personality type. I, I think someone that's a, a lovely person that had a healthy childhood and a healthy life and wasn't bullied in school and then become super successful. I think those people are still lovely today. Okay. I think that if you were lovely before, you're still. But if you were a spoiled brat, if you were an entitled person, if you, you know, got everything you wanted, or if you were a nerd that was bullied and now you're rich and you're able to get the traditional girl, then you're able to get the, the sexy hooker Type, Right. Then you're like, okay, let me try. You know, young girls. Okay, now let me try children. Now let me try men. Now let me try boys. Now let me try. Like, I think there's some of that where it's like, oh, my God. Do you want to just like you would with drugs? Like, okay, first it's a drinking party. Oh, there's some gummies. And we. There. You want a real wild party. We got lsd, cocaine. And you're like, yeah, let's fudge. Step it up. We're in Cabo. Like, I think that's what's went on with some of these people. And they're like. Like the. The Elon. Just begging.

[B]

By the way, that's.

[A]

Don't invite me to a boring one about the science thing. And I just want to go to.

[B]

The fun one part of that one is, if you look at it, the date that he sent that email.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Christmas Day, December 25th.

[A]

Doesn't he have 12 kids?

[B]

Nothing else to do on Christmas Day.

[A]

Right. Doesn't he have, like, a million kids he should be opening presents with? Yeah.

[B]

Like, he's writing this guy about the hottest party in St. Bart's or whatever.

[A]

I mean, when I think about how many children he's had with random people, it goes along with how Epstein wanted to have all these children. And, you know, and it's just. And there's. I have. Now again, I see where people do the research. They do the videos. I see it. So I don't know, but I saw, like, a very disturbing one from, like, this professor or some science guy that was, like, talking about how, you know. Oh. Like, the little part was like, oh, and by the way, maybe this was Deepak.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

By the way, I just read a study that babies suck longer on a pacifier if they can hear their mother's voice nearby. Little tip for you. And everyone's like, what? There's so many ways that could go, and none of it's good because he wasn't a dad. Or he was, because then Fergie's like, hey, why'd you blow me off since I got Fergie? Like, oh, my God, you're the best.

[B]

She was in love with him. She wrote a couple of things like, I knew we should just marry each other.

[A]

Yeah. Like, why don't we have some fun? And I'm really hurt. Like, well, I'm your friend, too, even though I'm not with the Duke anymore. But anyway, I heard you had a baby. Congrats. And so then people are like, are there some of his kids running around? And I'm like, and I hope they don't know that they're his kids. Like, whatever their life is there. It's not like they're going to cash in. There's no money. And then all the brother stuff. The brother was a weirdo, and the brother was the one that was like, my brother didn't kill himself. You should just shut the up.

[B]

Yeah. He should just go, yeah, yeah, just shut up. Right?

[A]

It's insanity. It's insanity. And here's what.

[B]

Here's what. Because I don't feel enough. People are outraged about it. And I'm not gonna be. I can't live in that world. I have.

[A]

I'm outrage more that I don't know what we're supposed to do with this. If you couldn't convict anybody, if you couldn't arrest anyone, why are you making the citizens of the world as citizens tick tock? Journalists, podcasters, why is it our job to spread the word?

[B]

Here's what they're gonna do. Here's what you need to do. You take the old Cracker Barrel logo and put it on the COVID of the Epstein files. And that is going to get people upset. They will freak out. If you take the new Cracker Barrel logo and put it on, they'll be like, wait a minute, I love the old one. Why did you change the old man and the Rocky? People are more upset about Bad Bunny and Cracker Barrel than they are about this, which is just. Wait, I have to tell you is upside down. And I can't. I'm embarrassed.

[A]

I'm embarrassed. I don't even know that story. What's the Cracker Barrel Bad Bunny story?

[B]

There is no Cracker Barrel. But there are two different. They're two separate things.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

People are upset. A few months ago about. They changed Cracker Barrel, changed their sign.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And people were furious.

[A]

Okay. But then.

[B]

And Bad Bunny's doing the halftime show. These are the two things in the. Let's go.

[A]

So you're just saying if that Bunny put himself in an old rocking chair.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

That would. That would set the world on fire.

[B]

Oh, my God. Can you imagine? He ate at a Cracker Barrel. People would mind drank a Bud Light at a Cracker Barrel, people's minds would be blown. But all this other shit is, like, wild to me. Like, I. I can't live in this world. I. I have a life to lead. Like, I would love to sit in a dark room and read horrible things about people. But where would that get me? You know, I still have to.

[A]

Can't I keep telling myself how to Put down the phone. Put down the phone because no matter what you say about this, someone's going to say, you don't know enough. You got it wrong. You're this, you're that, whatever. And I'm like, but it's just, it's insanity. So another thing that happened.

[B]

One more joke.

[A]

Yes, yes, please go.

[B]

It looks like Jay Z's now got a hundred problems.

[A]

So tell me what, how Jay Z is mentioned.

[B]

I, I don't know. I, I don't think go to the.

[A]

Grammys, which is very weird.

[B]

I honestly see his name a it.

[A]

And you know, so Jay Z and Beyonce didn't go. People have always been like, Beyonce was groomed by Jay Z. Jay Z cheated on Beyonce. That's why she, her sister beat him up in the elevator. Jay Z claimed, how dare you bring me up to have anything to do with P. Diddy. And, and some girl said that and he scared her so much, she was like, okay, I guess I was lying.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And now I guess he's mentioned in these two. But I don't. That's one of the stories. I can't get them all. I don't know how he was mentioned in these stories, but he's not £ supposedly he got on a plane. They didn't go to the Grammys.

[B]

Yeah, well he was heading to Epstein's.

[A]

Island and Epstein island was bought by a billionaire for $60 million. And it is being made, it's being made into a fancy resort.

[B]

Oh, I can't wait to go.

[A]

And people said, oh my God, no one will ever go there. Oh yes they will eventually. Yeah, it'll be done.

[B]

Probably give a decent buffet at a good price.

[A]

I think it'll be very expensive and exclusive. Mark my words, it will come out. It'll be ready to go by like 2028 for sure, if not sooner. And this will be a thing of the past. People will go, if you've ever been to the Virgin Islands, you've gone by it. It's just another beautiful island. So if that was just a private, all inclusive resort thing where I'm sure each room is a bungalow, that's $2,000 a night exclusive. People, people from other countries. Trust me, they will go.

[B]

You give Peter to via 75% off. You guys will be, you guys will be on a water slide in six months.

[A]

Yeah, it'll be hard.

[B]

Have you seen some of the pictures of what you know Some of the rooms in the different houses on the island, how ugly they were. Like, that's the other thing. Like, the decor itself was like, it certainly wasn't the Four Seasons.

[A]

I don't, I don't think that these pervs were complaining that there wasn't, you know, a cushiony headboard.

[B]

I would have, I would have. Oh, I would have. Like, I don't care how many 14 year olds are here. This is the worst bed I've ever slept. I mean, they had a dentist chair in one of the rooms, which is so strange to me. That just like a dent, that's when I'm out. That's when I would have been. I'll leave a party if people have broken chips, you know what I mean? Like, if I see a dentist chair in the room, I'm like, I think I'm gonna head out. Because I said you're not a dentist and you have a dentist chair. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna go.

[A]

So true. That is weird.

[B]

That's just so many strange things. I don't know.

[A]

Adding to the weirdness of life.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Jill Biden's ex husband was just charged with first degree murder. I know of his new wife. So he's 70 something, and his wife. There was a domestic dispute and the police came and then she was dead during that post dispute. And that was in December. And they have since said he's responsible. I would think so.

[B]

Right.

[A]

You know, I guess he's going to say, oh, sure, I pushed her, but I didn't mean to kill her. I don't know what you're going to say. Your wife's dead.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it was the two of you and, and he. Guess how much he's on bail for.

[B]

How much?

[A]

$5,000.

[B]

What?

[A]

Doesn't that only mean he has to come up with 500?

[B]

I think so, yeah. I think I, I think 10. Yes.

[A]

I mean, really, like, really, like there's no reason to hold him a little bit longer. Like, I mean, he could take off or do something else. I don't know. I'm sure his excuse is going to be, you know, that he, that there was an argument, but he did not mean to kill her and she, she slipped and fell and hit her head or something. So I'm sure that's going to be it. But, but still not, not a great week for this weird kind of news. Right? Okay.

[B]

Political news.

[A]

Oh, wait, here was the.

[B]

Can I just tell a quick Deepak Chopra story that I witnessed and I remember witnessing it years ago? And I thought it was strange about what?

[A]

Which thing? Okay.

[B]

He was a guest on Chelsea Lately. Way back. Okay, Way back, old studio, Chelsea Lately. And I remember he was in the dressing room, you know, because we used to be all the round table people would be like in the same dressing room kind of back in those days.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

So he was like in a fourth dressing room. Three of us.

[A]

Right. I remember.

[B]

And I remember he had like weird, like a lot of bedazzled glasses, which I thought was an odd choice for like a guy who's spirituality and like live.

[A]

Live a simple life.

[B]

Thrust like Elton John. I thought was an odd. That was strange enough. And then I remember him asking to like, we were done. Roundtable's over. He was done. Show was like, everyone was leaving and he wanted to talk to Natasha Leggero. She was on the Round table that day with us. And I remember him knocking on her dressing room door and like going in and like having a deep talk with her. With Natasha. And I remember thinking, that's strange. Like, I feel like he was into Leggero.

[A]

Well, that makes sense because she is little.

[B]

I know she is very little. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, she's very pretty.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But she had like a little sexy little body.

[B]

Yeah. I think if I. If my mind started playing tricks. I remember that being an odd day that he was there. It's all just.

[A]

Here's a little summary of the situation. Deepak Chopra emailed. Emailed Jeffrey Epstein. God is a construct. Cute girls are real. That's an actual quote from the situation. March 2017. Nine years after he was convicted for soliciting prostitution for a minor chauffeur. Told Epstein, anything we share is between us. I share nothing with anyone, but trust you. I mean, there's just so many of these. A lot of people got to be done. Also, I hate, I. I was never a fan. And I don't like this kind of person. I don't like this kind of grifter. I don't like this kind of person that, you know, these Oprah people, that Oprah finds them and makes them stars. Oh, by the way, there's going to be a Dr. Phil documentary coming out.

[B]

Oh, I'll watch that.

[A]

Yeah. Anyway, Go on.

[B]

Yeah, anyway, no, I don't have anything to say about it. I mean, other than Oprah's track record of making. Maybe Nate Burk is the only one who's got out of there clean. You got a decent line of furniture at Living Spaces, I think, you know, but otherwise doesn't seem like a Complete asshole.

[A]

She doesn't care. She's just so happy that she's a size four.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That her life, she doesn't care. If anything happens with all these people that she found and made stars and made money off of and whatever. She's just like, just don't mention my all girls school. Just keep that out.

[B]

About that one.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, this was. Yeah, this was the guy, the Peter Atia. So we'll see what happens with him.

[B]

He's. He's having a rough time of it because I follow him on Instagram and I kind of liked his stuff. You know, I would always like, oh, it's interesting to hear.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Him tell me things I should. Shouldn't, shouldn't eat. And now the comments underneath are just like, oh, seed oil's a bad. What about 14 year old girl? I was like, oh no, this guy can't forget about it. You're done.

[A]

Now I remember back in the 10, Chelsea Lay's been a long time. The Wayfarer thing.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

And I mentioned it and, and I got criticized for just mentioning. And when I mentioned stuff, I'm like, you guys, this is what people are talking about. It doesn't mean I believe it. It means this is what's happening in the streets. And by the streets, I mean tick tock and stuff like that. It's crazy. And I'm like, I think it's interesting. I think it's crazy. I don't know that it's true, but it was about Wayfair. The, the furniture thing had these weird things that would say, oh, this, this Candace couch. Or no, it'd be like a. It's always, always like a closet type of a disposable closet.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like so like storage. Storage. This storage facility named Candace is $82,000. And you're looking at it, you're like, why is that 82,000? So people concluded that they were putting people in them. Then you'd order them and then you'd get the thing and you'd be like, oh, hello. And then there'd be a little child that you could.

[B]

And they pop out.

[A]

Yeah, pop out. And you could destroy their life.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, so then Wayfair is like, no, that's the weird algorithm when something's sold out. We just make it so high. I don't know. So you don't have to remove it from the website. Why wouldn't you just put sold out on it? I think it's weird. Anyway, there is Wayfarer type. There's stuff about Wayfair and. And all that in. Not Wayfarer Air. Wayfair. There's stuff about Wayfair.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Emails in the Epstein files.

[B]

Yeah. Huh.

[A]

Maybe there was some truth to it.

[B]

Turns out. You know what?

[A]

Maybe there was. Who? The conspiracy. Know.

[B]

They were all right this whole time.

[A]

I mean, like, that's the thing. Like, oh, my God. And, you know, it. It's weird.

[B]

Okay, so I. I must say that I use Wayfair quite a bit. And I love. A lot. I get a lot of umbrellas and stuff.

[A]

I. We love it. We love it. So I want to say they did nothing wrong.

[B]

I just got four umbrellas. And now I got, like, six kids in my house. I'm like, how am I supposed to feed all these kids? You know, they showed up in the boxes.

[A]

They were, Opened it out, they fell down.

[B]

They were everywhere. I didn't order this. Yeah. So anyway.

[A]

I don't know about this story, but there was a Dutch supermodel named Karen Mulder. Gorgeous. And apparently she spoke out.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then, like, lost her career and ended up in an insane asylum. Oh, that's the way they did it. Old school.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They would.

[B]

You.

[A]

You do. You know, there was a time where men could just say, my wife's crazy. Can you pick her up? And they would go to an insane asylum.

[B]

That's what the asylum witch hunts were. They used to just say, I don't like her. She's a witch. Oh, burner. That was it. I mean, that's basically what it was. She's a witch.

[A]

Yeah. And again, only one person in prison for all of this. It's a woman. Okay, so Melania. Melania Trump. Her film came out. Janet.

[B]

Brett Ratner.

[A]

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[B]

Right.

[A]

So in that time there was a Brett Ratner thing.

[B]

Yeah, he went down hard.

[A]

I looked it up. There were about five or six women. One claimed, you know, full assault, but nothing. But the point is, nothing happened. Nobody filed a lawsuit. Maybe there was some lawsuits or some something. But no, he was never arrested for anything. Just Warner Brothers are like, get off the lot. Ended all the deals. He had several, like, movies in the works.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He'd done the Rush Hours. He'd done all these big movies. And he was a young guy, still looks kind of young. And. But he was a creep. And the stories were like, you know, I brought his lunch into this trailer and he was, you know, jacking off and I was like, can I not have to do this? Like, so there were just a lot of creepy, creepy things where he just was a Predator creep. Allegedly. Right. So he loses his career until Chris Tucker, who was also in the movie. Who was in his movies that he did.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What was Rush Hour?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

His face is all over the Epstein file. He liked to go to the parties he was at. All of a sudden they somehow decide, he decides, I will do a movie about Melania. Melania. Would you like a movie done? Yes. Amazon allegedly paid 40 million to have it done.

[B]

They paid for the movie. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

And. And she allegedly got 28 of it.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Again? All allegedly. Cuz who knows what's real news or not? Okay. So the reviews were. Some were 98. Best movie I've ever seen. Percent okay. On one site. And the other one was 5% rotten tomatoes. There was literally nothing in between. Okay.

[B]

And I go, that's not fishy.

[A]

I go, drake.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Will you go See this movie with me tomorrow night.

[B]

Last night, I. I almost did the same thing. Just out of curiosity.

[A]

It's out of curiosity. And that's what I don't like when people say things like, I just found out. Like, talk about a witch hunt. When someone's like, I just found out that Chris Franjola's following this person.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're like, it's Instagram. Instagram is tv. What are you talking about? Like, maybe I just want to see what this person is saying. Like, I want to know what each thing is. So, yeah, I'm like, I'm. I'm gonna go see what this movie is, you know? And at first I was like, do I need to wear a. Like, a wig and a hat? Okay. Because I'm like, I know someone's gonna get the wrong idea. They're gonna think, I knew it.

[B]

And you're kind of recognizable, right? Like, oh, so Heather walking in too.

[A]

I had just gotten microblading. Micro needling. And so I had no makeup on, so I looked pretty ugly. And I wore sweats, and I wasn't really concerned.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So I went to the thing. I lured Drake with a fancy movie theater.

[B]

Oh. I said, like, to sit down eating.

[A]

Yes. And I said, we get some food. You can have a beer, you know, whatever. And so it starts. I also am very codependent when I bring someone to a movie.

[B]

Can I ask you a question? Does it play, like, a regular movie? Are there trailers beforehand?

[A]

Yeah, there were some trailers that looked awful. There was this one trailer where it's with who's.

[B]

Who's Hillary Rodham Clinton?

[A]

No, no, no. The movie looks awful. It's called the Sheep's Detectives.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And it's a liveaction movie with Hugh Jackman, runs a farm, and the sheeps are solving a town murder. And they talk, I swear to God. And I go, who the is ever going to see this movie? I go, why is this the. The preview before this movie? So I'm like, okay. So I'm like, drake, press the button. Like, we need to get a drink. I don't know what we're in for. And so we sit down and. And it starts. And it's the song that they put in every movie. You know, every movie where it's slow Mo. It's always like, a Martin Strai. Like, like, please look up the movie Drake. What's the movie that's at the top of the Melania movie? It is like, a famous movie that's like. It's literally. But it still Gives you chills. Okay, but talk about lazy work. Brett Ratner, like, lazy. And they show the drone of the ocean. Beautiful Mar A Lago, the beach club. And then she comes out with all her Secret Service, and they just focus on her feet. I'm like, just like they do on a Real Housewives episode. They always show, like, a foot coming out of a chair out of a car. You know, like, oh, nice. You know, like, it's just such a. It's like, nothing's original, right? So. But I'm like, okay, what is it called?

[B]

It's Give Me Shelter.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, that.

[A]

They can sing that to me. Yeah, it's just a runaway.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, okay. Yeah. She's like. She looks gorgeous. She puts her sunglasses, and I'm like, okay, so she gets on the plane. Then she goes to her New York apartment. That's all, you know, in gold and everything. I'm like, okay, now let's get into it. Okay, now. Now. I thought this was gonna be. I misread something, and I thought it was the time between before the inauguration. So I thought what we were gonna see is her being like, fuck, okay, wait a minute. I'm going back to the house, the White House. How can I make it better? How can I make it more fun? There's no way he's really gonna win again. Oh, my God. He won. Like, I thought we were gonna see Barrett. I thought we were gonna see whatever, you know, I didn' be flattering to them, but I thought we'd get more juice, right?

[B]

It is at least the inside of the White House a little bit. No, you don't see anything.

[A]

It's not a documentary because it's literally so curated. She never there in. Even in the Real Housewife, they have them, like, doing their makeup before they go out. There is not one moment that she is not absolutely done. Quaffed. Gorgeous, right? And she comes off great. She comes off intelligent, very lovely to her staff. Nice. It is, but it's fucking boring. I'm sorry. I'm not saying anything bad about.

[B]

How long is it?

[A]

It's a solid hour and a half. Two hours. Yeah. So I'm sitting next to my straight son. Okay.

[B]

And it starts 40 minutes too long.

[A]

And I'm like. I'm like, okay. At least he got to see, like, a pretty shot of a golf course. I'm like, okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. This is gonna be okay. Hopefully, they'll go golfing. Hopefully, something will happen. And then. Yeah, it's her with her gaggle of gay designers. So people better not say she's not an ally, because clearly the only people she's hired.

[B]

So. Yeah.

[A]

And it's what. Really what it is, it's the 20 days he's won. It's the 20 days before the inauguration, which was January 25th, or whatever the day it was, okay? And I'm like, oh, so she already knows she's going back. Okay, fine. And it's just her dealing. She has got three white blouses. And the guy's like, and here is your coat. And I did two different shoulder pads. Okay, I'll go see which one looks better on me. I'll see if I want a higher shoulder pad or lower. And he goes, you know what's so great about Lania is that she was a model. So she knows that you need a centimeter here and a da, da, da here. And, yeah, she should be a fashion designer. That's what she should have been doing.

[B]

She should be.

[A]

She knows fashion. She looks good. So she figures out her coat for the thing. And then the rest of it is about the Hamburglar hat.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

And. But again, what I would have want to see is her go, oh, God. I. I worked the outfit around this hat because I thought we were going to be outside the whole time, but now it's so cold we're inside. How do I get rid of this hat? Like, there was not one, like, real moment of even her being, like, the most real she said was in. Oh. Then she does these, like, these voiceovers, which is, like, one thing that I noticed was, you know, everybody in America is so welcoming, and there was just nothing. It was, like, literally Draco's. I think Chatgpt, like, wrote her monologues. Like, it was just kind of like, yeah, she's grateful. She's nice. She wants to help kids. It was just there was literally for juicy scoopers, it's just not juicy.

[B]

Right?

[A]

It's not gonna make you angry. Honestly, even if you hate them, I don't think it would make you angry. I think you'll just be bored. Like, I just think it's boring.

[B]

Is Donald Trump in it?

[A]

Yes. He shows up very little, but he's very lovely to her when they're together and gives her compliments and, you know, and there's, like, one or two Chuckly lines, like, where we kind of chuckled about. There's like, one or two moments where they kind of have a cute moment, but, like, it's all her. You see a couple of the other kids, they never speak Including Baron.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And. But then, like, the camera will zoom at like one of the fancy dinners and you will see Lauren Sanchez and. And Jeff. We'll see Elon, like, Brett Rider knew enough to like, give us a little something like, you know, and you're like, oh, okay, okay. You're just so desperate for anything juicy in this thing that you're like, what's going on? Like. And so then, so then she works out that hamburger outfit guy. And of course, Drake didn't know who the Hamburglar is. So then I had to go back in the day.

[B]

The actual hamburglar from the McDonald's.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I know. Oh, I know.

[A]

But the, the hat, The Hamburglar hat was black with a white trim. Hers was white. No, Was hers black with.

[B]

It was black.

[A]

No, it was black with the white trim. And she goes, black and white are my colors. I love them. So then even her dress. Then they work on her fancy dress for the event, which was black and white stripe.

[B]

Right.

[A]

I don't know why she went that theme. And I don't think Donald liked it. Because Donald said, you're going to get a great dress, right, Melania? Because last time. And they show her in the blue and in the end, when she. At the inauguration the first time, she had this gorgeous baby blue with matching blue gloves and the jacket came out of three quarter sleeve. And I remember I said that day, wow, no one can deny this is a great outfit. And I was flooded with hate. How dare you say she looks. And I was like, oh, shit. Okay, fuck. Fine. So I'm like, can we have a moment where maybe Donald's like, why are you wearing that hat covering your beautiful face? You know he didn't like that hat. Yeah, there's no way I. Nobody liked the hat. She's a gorgeous face. You couldn't see her the whole time. It's covering her eyes.

[B]

She wears those hats quite a bit. It's. Yeah.

[A]

But the rest of the movie, her hair is down and she's looking stunning and she always has cool sunglasses on and she's like. But then you see her, like, interviewing a couple people for her staff. Not juicy. Very nice. Very polite. I'll see you in the White House. Then you see her talking to, according to Candace Owen, the president. The French president's. Oh, yeah, husband.

[B]

Yeah, right, right. The Macarons. Yeah.

[A]

She comes off very womanly on the zoom.

[B]

Oh, good.

[A]

And she says, hey, Milan, it's me.

[B]

Ms. Macaron, smoking a cigar. What'd you expect?

[A]

And then she's she's like, oh, hello. I'm so glad. You know, she's got a French accent, and she's talking, and she's, you know, saying, like. And then Milani's like, how do we help kids with cyberbullying? And she's like, oh, well, you know, in France, we don't let kids have a phone until they're 12. And then they have to. Something. Be a certain age to have social media. And she's writing in her notes, no, kids have phone until 12. And I'm like, okay, really? Like, this is what we're saying. Then we get to the actual inauguration where we have to go to the Jimmy Carter die. We saw her writing about.

[B]

Not with a cry on her end. She's using, like a. Yeah.

[A]

So then we have to see a funeral, and we have to see another funeral that's honoring, you know, fallen soldiers. And I'm like, I really feel, like, the tension of Drake next to me, you know, and he's like, this is like a school movie. And I go, yeah, this is like, literally, you're seeing the White House, but it's boring because there's nothing going on. So we see, like, soldiers, like, doing something, and then we have to go to each party, you know, because there's three balls, right? And. And it's just like, there. It's like, not. There's nobody really fun that we see except the family.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And we see Trump a little bit, like, working on a speech, and then there's one moment when she's. He's practicing his speech, and she's there, and she goes, wait, he practices. He did practice. I know. Yeah. Right. I was kind of surprised. And then she goes. So she's like, can I come in for a minute? He's like, yeah, I'm just going over the speech, and he's saying, your speech. And then she says, end unifire. And he's like. And she's like, end unifier. And he's like, I'm going to be a peacemaker and a unifier. And then we see him say that. So then that was like. We know that she came up with that. So it's like, again, you know, oftentimes when someone says, let's do a documentary on the Manifest Mama tour of the Fall. Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And the cameras are going to come, and they're. And maybe I'll have final say, but I'm like, yeah, show me, like, getting annoyed. Whatever. Like, there's going to be a couple moments where the artist breaks down or she Hurts her foot or she cries or she's sick or she's drunk or there's something like. This is. So this was a movie. I literally felt like I was watching an actress in a movie. And it's 20 days preparing for the inauguration, but that's not a juicy time of your life. I thought 20. 20 days before he wins would have been way juicier.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And like 20 days, like, since he's been. I don't know. So that my review is, if you really love her and you love fashion, you're like, got nothing to do. Go. But it's not juicy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. And the fashion is only this outfit, like, I. I would have wanted. And then at the end, it's just her doing a great photo shoot at the end.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

For her. For her thing that's going to be in the White House.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So, I mean, I hope we're going to see it doesn't get me canceled. I hope my review doesn't get me canceled.

[B]

No, I think that was a pretty good.

[A]

I mean, that's what it is.

[B]

I think some people went to see it. Just.

[A]

It's just not juicy.

[B]

And you're a. You're a reporter and you're reporting on it.

[A]

I mean, it just wasn't. Yeah, but it's like. And I. Yeah, it was. It was. Was legit. Pretty dull.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But at least she's pretty to look at.

[B]

Yeah. Well, that we knew.

[A]

She's obvious. She's a good mom. She's a pleasant person. I mean, I don't think people can deny that, but that was it. And then there was a little bit of the Joe Biden that was kind of good. When they had to, like, cross over. They're like, they have five hours to get out of the open, out of the White House, you know, and they. But they were, like, pleasant to each other. You did show Kamala Harris being fucking pissed. Missed that day. Oh, well, the day of the inauguration, she's just like.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So, like, you know, Brett's doing that stuff, and then you hear Brett or somebody else kind of ask questions as the documentarian. But in my opinion, if you're looking for a documentary, it's. It's not that this is like a glossy.

[B]

Yeah. It's a propaganda. Some would call it. Whatever.

[A]

I don't think it was propaganda. I just think it was curated. It's like, if you were to put your own thing together and you were going to make sure that you, like, like, had final say in that you only looked. I mean, to not have one moment where. And she scored just not to have one moment where you're just like coming out of the shower, you know, in a towel hair, and you're like, okay, actually, you know what? Or saying, holy, my feet are dying. Like, people said her feet were dying. Okay, we know that, that she was dying about her feet that day. All she said was, and now more time in heels, like to like laugh at it. And at the end she takes off her heel. But even if she just took off her heel and like, like, just was like, I need an ice bucket. Like, just some more.

[B]

Well, that's kind of what people want out of her. Like, can we see one human moment?

[A]

Right?

[B]

People thought they were gonna get that out of that movie, and I guess I didn't.

[A]

No.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No. So one juicy thing I wanted to say about this is not this housewife. So it's not for you, but I have to say it.

[B]

Go ahead.

[A]

So this girl, Bronwyn, she was married to this awful guy named Todd. And Real House of Salt Lake City, okay? Every fan that watched it, he was much older, she was younger. He was. We all were rooting that they'd break up and most housewives do divorce her husband. They're getting a divorce.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

The news has come out that she's dating a 32 year old. Her last husband was 67 and like a girl. He looked like the guy in UP.

[B]

Oh, yeah, okay, right.

[A]

He looks like him. And now she's dating a 32 year old model named Brandon.

[B]

Good, that's what everybody needs.

[A]

And I just want to say I knew about this two weeks ago when I was at the Kyle Richards white party with all the housewives. And she said, I'm dating a model. She's like, well, Todd's being very nice right now because he thinks we're getting back together. And so I'm getting everything I want by him being nice to me. And I go, are you dating anybody? She's like, I am. I don't want anyone to know, but I am dating somebody who's a 32 year old model. I'm like, good for you. She's like, like, yeah, he's waiting in a bed in Montana. Oh, like they. She came from like Big Sky. They were skiing or something. She came to the thing and she's going back to him. And I was like, okay. And I'm.

[B]

Is he a real model?

[A]

Yes, he's a real model. Look at him. No, he's like a real.

[B]

I know, I see.

[A]

No, he's Like a real fashion model? No, like a real fashionable. Because she just was.

[B]

Is he in like Prada ads or is he.

[A]

I think so. Like she's doing. Because she does, she's really into fashion. She does like Vogue. Okay. She just did like a Vogue, like a cover of like one of those Vogues. That's not Vogue. It's like Vogue another country. But whatever, whatever. And so anyway, I just want to say, you know when you tell me not to say something.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I don't because I did not want to share that she had a boyfriend because people said, oh, you went to the party and you talked to Bronwyn. Is she dating anybody? And I said I don't know. But I think she's doing really well and she looks great. You know, because I thought I don't want to it up with the husband if the husband is giving her a lot of money, thinking they're get back together. But now that people has reported that she has a boyfriend, I will say yes.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, she had a boyfriend. It's been going on a while and. And let's all cheer for her. From going from 67 year old up guy to a 50. A 32 year old legit tall, gorgeous model. Good for her.

[B]

I'm happy to hear that.

[A]

Now how do you feel about Billie Eilish? She made a statement saying nobody is an immigrant on stolen land. On stolen land.

[B]

Meaning at the Grammys.

[A]

Meaning any. So anybody in America? We weren't. We were settlers and you know, so anyway, so then these hist. This land. This Indian tribe called Tonga.

[B]

Yeah, the Tonga tribe.

[A]

They said hi, actually you're on our land.

[B]

Yeah. But then they went on to say that they were happy that she pointed it out in, in her speech. Yeah, there was two side. Anyway. Yeah.

[A]

I mean also I want to say nice but the American Indians are not the ones that are the target of ice either. So the whole thing just doesn't.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Really make. You're not. It just doesn't make sense.

[B]

Well, here's the thing about award shows.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You just need to. I think we all need to get comfortable with the fact that sometimes people are going to say the wrong thing. Political statements.

[A]

And it might be like you might regret it later. It might be wrong.

[B]

You know, I mean, take it for what it's worth. You could either watch them or not. You know what's coming. Women.

[A]

Right.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

Or you can just watch them.

[B]

I watched the Grammys. Yeah. They were fine enough. I mean, I don't.

[A]

I talked about how, you know, I always love Justin singing. And, you know, he came out with this. The underwear and the purple.

[B]

A Bieber.

[A]

Yeah, Bieber. Justin Bieber. And now I'm seeing stuff where people are saying, oh, that whole thing with the mirror and being like, it's a. That's a humiliation ritual that he went through. And he's signaling like. Like again that he. Because, I mean, he was signaling a lot that his experience with P. Diddy and stuff wasn't just, you know, playing Scrabble.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

And. And so this was like. With a purple guitar. It's like Ode to Prince with the. I don't know.

[B]

The performance was kind of cool.

[A]

It was totally cool. Yeah. So I hope whatever that situation is, he can signal it all he wants as long as he is still making music and seeing happy. But there you go. Then Jelly Roll, he said, hey, leave me alone. I will make a statement in a week after I do these couple other concerts where people said a little more than that.

[B]

He said a little bit. He said, I'm dumb. I'm a dumb redneck. You know. And they asked him about Ice and what he thinks about it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Afterward, right. When he was on the, you know, doing, talking to the reporters and he said that, you know, Ice, he was going to say anything. Yeah, because he's dumb and he's a.

[A]

Redneck, which is mean to people who are. He doesn't have from the south and.

[B]

He doesn't keep up with that sort of thing. Which all might be true.

[A]

You know, I don't even have social media. Yeah, maybe you don't. It's probably healthy that you don't. But like, you, you gotta like, you're walking on earth, aren't you? Like. Yeah, I mean, I understand.

[B]

Well, I mean, I feel like. I mean, what side do you think Jelly rolls on? Everybody, come on. We all know where Jelly Roll stands. I don't think think that's going to be a surprise to anybody, that whatever political statement. Because he said he was going to make a political statement in the next week or so.

[A]

But I also feel someone like him, if he's putting out that he's so clueless, all someone would have to do is show him one tick tock and he'd be like, yeah, outraged too. So it's like just. He's just. Yeah, he's like, listen, I. I think with certain stars like that, that they're like, like, again, he's always like, I'm just. I was in prison. I came from trash parents. I don't deserve to be here. Only by the grace of God that I'm here. So he's like, I don't want. I'm going to take the advice of his people or whatever. I'm not going to say something that I. That to fuck up my life just to please somebody. And I agree with him.

[B]

I almost kind of agree with him. Yeah, I know people will crucify us for saying this, but, yes, like, he's just like. Like, I know my audience. I'm not going. I got to pay my bills.

[A]

But people were probably saying, how do you feel about Israel and Palestine? How do you feel about Russia and Ukraine? How do you feel about the mass shootings? How do you feel about this? How do you feel like all the things that, you know, like, look, I want you just to listen to my music and just be inspired to keep going on with your shitty life, because look at me now. And, you know, now he's lost £300. He. He might not have social media, but he did have a dentist phone number. And maybe he went to Epstein island and got his teeth done, but I don't think so. I think he went to a legit dentist, got some real chompers.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And looks good. Now I have made a prediction that the next move will be to start to remove some tattoos.

[B]

He did say that my last time on.

[A]

And I still think I'm right.

[B]

Really.

[A]

He's gonna hold off, but this is what's going to happen. They're going to have a baby. Either she's gonna have a baby through a surrogate or something, because I know she's tried and struggled. He has an older daughter that she. That they raised together.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But they're gonna have a new baby somehow, whether it's adopt. And then he'll say, I want my son to, like, see me as me, and this is my past. Me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I. I'm. That's why I'm removing these facial tattoos.

[B]

Well, if he needs a baby, there is a dresser on Wayfair that's $9,000 and it comes with a baby. So there's your answer.

[A]

Okay, so then we go. Okay. So speaking of drastic changes, Jonah Hill, who, you know, has been in so many great movies. So funny. When he first started, he was heavy. He very hunched back, Very. That was always bothered me more than his weight. I was always like, wow, when you have bad posture, that's a hard thing to fix. Fix. It appears he's fixed it. Lost weight, but talk about looking completely unrecognizable Here he is in this movie with Keanu Reeves.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He.

[B]

I mean, he's been thin for.

[A]

Oh, wait, look, they cut it off. He still is a little hunchback, but he is thin and he's bald. And I think. I also think that's great that he changes his looks so much. He's healthy now, but also, how great is. Because he's such a good actor.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. So when he was in the Wolf of Wall street as the, you know, the friend or whatever, like, he fit it. And now whatever this movie is, and we all love Keanu, so the movie's called Outcome.

[B]

Yeah. Looks good. Yeah, Watch that.

[A]

I'll see that. Okay. The Super Bowl's coming.

[B]

Oh, Sunday.

[A]

Big Sunday. Of course, LA Rams aren't in it, so, I mean, if the LA Rams were in it, it would have been so close. It would have been a whole different thing in la. Yeah. Like, I would have been. I would have been so up by. Where. What party am I going to go to? What am I going to do? Like, it's going to be so fun. It's so crazy. But they're not.

[B]

And no Seahawks and the Patriots.

[A]

What are you doing? I'm going to a party.

[B]

I. I begged my wife. I said, I just want to stay at the house and watch it. Just me and, you know, my daughter and my wife and her. She goes, my parents are going to come over. That's fine. They don't make any.

[A]

So you're doing real chill. Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So. And Bad Bunny is playing.

[B]

Bad Bunny is playing the halftime show.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Which is. People are furious.

[A]

Are they really furious?

[B]

Well, you know what I mean. People are furious in a fake way, I guess, because he speaks Spanish. And I think the entire halftime show is going to be in Spanish because all the songs are in Spanish. As far as I know, it's in.

[A]

San Francisco, which is very liberal, too.

[B]

Right outside. That's. That stadium is quite a bit of a distance outside of San Francisco.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Well, yeah. But, yeah, it's. It's up there.

[A]

I mean, we're a gay state.

[B]

Yeah. Are we ever.

[A]

So. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So. So it'll be. I think it'll be, you know, a fun thing if you were to go.

[B]

A lot of commercials. They're already coming out. Some of them. They're showing some of the. I think there's one with Jennifer Anderson and Matt LeBlanc back together again. I saw.

[A]

Oh, nice. What kind of chip is this, Matt?

[B]

It's a. I think it's a Dunkin Donut. I think Ben Affleck's, too.

[A]

They're all, oh, I could go for a great cup of coffee. I could. Oh, flavors. So delicious. Yeah, I'm excited to see that. Yeah, Commercials are always fun. It's always fun to watch it with a bunch of people. It's always fun.

[B]

If you want, there's an alternative halftime show. Yeah, the All American halftime Show, sponsored by, you know, the Turning Point Jet. Turning Point, Yeah. Erica Kirk and Tim Rock.

[A]

Where are they performing? I got, like, I. I couldn't find the actual venue. Or are they just, like, going to a place and filming it?

[B]

No, there's still a ticket, too, with Kid Rock and several other country stars. And it's the All American halftime Show. And you could. You could go over to that if you don't want to watch bad bunny on YouTube and rumble and some other places. Right? Yeah. So you choose. You choose. That's the beauty of. There's choices here in America.

[A]

So here's the thing.

[B]

And Erica Kirk will come out on a bottle rocket.

[A]

I think the Turning Point people maybe got this idea from possibly me because I regurgitated a truth that Keenan. Ira Waynes talked about.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But so Keenan had In Living Color.

[B]

I remember that.

[A]

And the halftime show was not that big of a deal back then. And he had the idea to get people to watch their halftime show where they had had David Alan Greer and Keenan's brother Damon played these. Speaking of gay. They played these really funny movie review gay guys. And they were gonna do a halftime show. Yeah, they were gonna do a halftime show and with a grass. And of course, Jim Carrey was in it. And the best, funniest characters, vividly. And so they're like, yeah, when you, for those 15 minutes, come over to Fox and watch the show. And then after that is when the super bowl was like, oh, never again. We're only going to have top entertainment so that no one leaves the thing. But to have something alternative at that time, when everybody's watching TV with their friends, and most likely, if you're at someone's house, you probably are politically on the same page. I don't think there's going to be half the room being like, can you turn over to the streamer Rumble or whatever it is? Like, it's either gonna be. Everyone's gonna be like, oh, we're watching Kid Rock.

[B]

A bunch of old ladies going a bar with the bar, the bang to bang Diddy Diddy. What's gonna be like, what a world we live.

[A]

You're gonna like the Music or you're gonna be like at a party and you're gonna be like, let me just go get some buffalo dip. And like, whatever. Yeah, so that's, that's what I think. I think they're just like, we'll take advantage of this situation. We'll take advantage of this.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Disdain for something so stupid, you know, like, whatever, whatever.

[B]

It's fun.

[A]

Jason Bateman got in trouble because, you know, he is on a top podcast with two other superstars, which I'm like, they're all like in movies all the time. So yeah, I think they make do their podcast. I don't think they do a lot of prep.

[B]

Right.

[A]

I think they put on their headphones and click on their zoom and they, you know, probably knock out three in a day once every three weeks. I don't think this is something that's not a big deal.

[B]

You guys watch podcasts? Not many people do too much prep on them.

[A]

I do, and it's still not, I know, do your research. I'm like, do I need to show you that I'm on my phone? Literally, you do 13 to 18 hours a day. That means I wake up from 2 to 4 because I can't sleep and because I'm menopause. A mama. A menopause manifesting mama. And then I watch these things.

[B]

You do more prep than most, I'll give you that.

[A]

I wish. I'm always like, heather, put down the phone and watch something. Watch some tv. But then we were talking about we don't know how to work our TVs and we just switched to another thing. Drake and Peter have switched to another thing. And I go, I can't. Like, I want. That's why, honestly, when, when I bet you agree with this, you know when you go to a hotel to do stand up and it's old fashioned tv.

[B]

Yeah, I know, it's the greatest. Like I, I know, like people make.

[A]

This joke channel down channel. I see it on the guide. Oh, this is on. Oh, this old bridesmaids is on Bravo on Saturday.

[B]

I even go as far as to like, I remember when like CBS was channel two, NBC was channel four, ABC was seven and Fox was 11. And you were like, that's what I'm go, I need. And now it's just like, where, I mean now at this point we got a new TV and a new system and I, I, I don't know which way's up. I like, I can't turn on.

[A]

I don't either. I said they did a whole new Thing, and I go, okay, so I don't think I'll be able to watch now Bravo on time. I'll just always have to watch Peacock the next day. Not like, I don't do a podcast that covers the. That pays for everything. But, yeah, let's save the 42. Fine. I don't even know what to do. Like, what? Like, whatever you guys want. Like, I just. I'm not. It's not worth fighting about. And then also, I have this one remote, and it's like, I got a ball in the middle.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And I. It's so. It's like, literally, I have to sit up and I have to, like, take my knuckle because I have long nails, and I have to go like. And then I somehow rolled it, and now I'm like, no. And also, when you turn off something, back in the olden days, if you turned off channel seven.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then you woke up and you turned it on, what channel would it be on? Yeah, seven.

[B]

Yeah, no, I know.

[A]

It starts all over again. Home. Click, click, click. Go to Peacock. Peacock. Peacocks. Isn't. Isn't like, hey, Heather, you were last watching this. No, they're like, it's again, I have to find the thing. I have to find the Da, da, da. I have to. Then I have to go. No, I got to go to Episodes.

[B]

Because that is why Netflix is number one, because they are so user friendly. It's easiest.

[A]

It really is.

[B]

Navigate.

[A]

It is.

[B]

Yeah. So.

[A]

Or have you ever, like, had to write in. Okay, let me search for it. I don't know why I can't find this. And you're like, on the fourth. Fourth word. And you're like. Then you realize, oh, this isn't even on Hulu. It's on Amazon Prime.

[B]

It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. Well, whatever. I mean. And half the time I quit. I'm like, forget it. I won't watch anything. Oh, back to looking at my dumb phone.

[A]

I know. I'm just gonna watch my phone about kids being stuck in cabinets.

[B]

Exactly. Right? Like, horrible news on my phone constantly. Because I tried to watch something.

[A]

I tried. I tried to watch something juicy and good, and you guys made it too hard.

[B]

Totally.

[A]

I can't. Anyway, so Jason Bateman interviewed Charlie xcx, and he did no prep. And he was like, and you guys want to have. You want to have kids one day or something? And she's like, no, I. I've said I. I don't think I want to have kids. And then he goes on oh, my wife didn't think she wouldn't have kids either until she met me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So that was annoying. And annoying to people that are like, I am child free by choice. Like one time I've said childless, and they're like that people want to come and find me and burn me at the stake. I'm like, no. I'm like, I think it's great to be childless. Yeah. But you're supposed to think child free.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Like you're supposed to say unhoused. Basically. Just take less out of the vocabulary. Just get rid of that completely.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

And anyway. Okay. And then he said, well, maybe find the right guy. And she goes, well, I've been married for three years. Or whatever.

[B]

Yeah. I'll say this, I didn't know that either about Charlie xx. I didn't know she was married.

[A]

I think if I had the opportunity to interview her, though, I'd least have someone tell me a few things. Yeah, but he. I remember he's doing some new juicy movie.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That is called DF down. Wait, what's DTF St. Louis about? An app that. That people in the St. Louis area all are getting into and they're all doing deviant things as married suburban people. So that is right up my alley.

[B]

That sounds.

[A]

Now that I'll say juicy scoop that if you want a juicy show, that's a juicy show.

[B]

Speaking of right up your alley, I saw House Made.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Loved it.

[A]

I knew you would loved it. Good twist, right?

[B]

Great Twix. Yeah. I was. The whole movie I was loving.

[A]

Totally fun.

[B]

A good acting, good movie.

[A]

We went to the same movie theater there. I got both the boys to go and they were pleasantly into it. Right. So then that's how I got Drake to go to yesterday's movie. And now I'm starting.

[B]

Can I send you another?

[A]

I am. No way. I'm gonna get.

[B]

I'm gonna give you another one that you could make up for that.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And you could take Drake. Send help. Is fantastic.

[A]

Okay. What's it about?

[B]

It's about. I can't think of her name. She's from the Notebook. What's her name? The girl. Oh, it's not coming to me.

[A]

Oh, yeah, look up. Yeah, the beautiful blonde. Okay. Yeah.

[B]

She's like this frumpy girl who works in an office and she's got a real boss and they get on a private jet to go somewhere and it crashes on an island and he's hurt and she takes over and it's wild.

[A]

All right, let's go see that, is that a nominated one?

[B]

No, it's not nominated but it came out last week.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It's great.

[A]

I'm down to go to the movie. I like movie. Like once we bought the tickets and I was like, oh my God, it's like felt like the older days. I'm like, it's 6:15, the thing starts at 6:45, let's go now. And it was like I wasn't on my phone for two hours. I should have been because I was watching a very boring show.

[B]

But still, I know it is kind of nice to go back to the theaters.

[A]

Last story. I think everything's going to be fine before I start this story, but a seven year old girl, Indiana girl, was hospitalized after injecting her mom's GLP1 drug. Because she was always seeing her mom put the needle in her stomach and it was one of those like each one has its own dose so you have to put it in the thing. And she thought, oh, that's what you do when you have a stomachache. So she was seven and she was like, oh, I have a stomachache. I'll just do that thing that my mom does. And of course it, she didn't know how to do it so she put all of it in like too much and she got, luckily the mom knew right away to, you know, take her to the doctor and everything and she'll be okay. But you know, I, I have said that I wondered now this was a little girl doing it. She's seven, she's not obese or anything like that. But I have said I wonder if there are moms out there that are, that ask their like, like kids that are older. Maybe they're teenagers. Would you like to explore this to lose some weight? And they're like, leave me alone. Mom, dad. And I always wonder if there's any moms like going in at night. And just like I'm sure there are some. I think there's some.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I always, I always talk about this, but I always remember in Oprah where this woman said, I give my daughter the birth control pill without her knowing it.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Because I don't want her to know that she could and not get pregnant. But if she, and, and she doesn't tell me about it without protection she won't get pregnant.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And Oprah's like, how did she, how do you do that? She's like, oh, I just do a little thing of vitamins. I just pop it out and put it in the vitamins.

[B]

Oh yeah. All right.

[A]

I thought that was very weird. One last funny thing, because I think this is just the cutest story.

[B]

I know. I can't. I always forget that they're married.

[A]

It's the cutest comedy story. Eddie Murphy's son and Martin Lawrence's daughter got married and they're having a baby.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, how are they not.

[B]

I know.

[A]

There just seems to be a movie.

[B]

I know, it's pretty good.

[A]

Make the kid like four or five, or make the kid like seven. But there has to. Someone's got to write a movie about this before they maybe don't end up together. Not that that would happen.

[B]

They've been married for a bit of time.

[A]

Hopefully it'll last forever. But like, this is just the cutest thing. And I wonder, what if they don't really love each other? What if like Eddie and Martin don't really care for each other?

[B]

I don't know what their relationship.

[A]

I don't know. I just think it is. Even if, even if this isn't. Even if we don't use them. A writer should make this a just a made up story with anybody.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We're two pretty good, like two top comedians. Their kids. Kids get together and like make a really funny comedy out of it. But they're super cute and that's adorable. Speaking of comedy. Chris.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Where is your latest place?

[B]

Oh, my God. The next one I will be at is a Spokane, Washington. Spokane.

[A]

So nice.

[B]

Valentine's weekend. I'll be there the 13th, 14th, 12th, 13th and 14th. Spokane Comedy Club, Spokane, Washington.

[A]

And going to a comedy club on Valentine's is the best.

[B]

The best.

[A]

It's the best because. And I love when the Valentine's weekend falls on the long weekend.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Does it always fall on the long weekend?

[B]

No, I don't think so. February 14th, so.

[A]

And then. So it's like you can milk out Valentine's Day. You could see Chris one night, you can go do something another night. Galentine's. You can all go see Sexy Chris.

[B]

That would be fun.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Spoken's Fun town. I love it up there. So that's gonna be fun. Brea Improv February 19, Thursday, February 19, in Brea, California, right down the road. Pittsburgh Improv, March 4, Raleigh Improv, March 5, Raleigh, North Carolina. And then Rooster T. Feathers up in Northern California up there. March 19th and 20th. So I'm going to. There's a lot more Frangola Deaf finders, a lot more. May's coming in April, There's a bunch.

[A]

And I will be in Salt Lake City maybe Some real housewives will be joining me there or sitting in the audience or just being cute. But I will be doing my standup funny act at Wise Guys in downtown LA and all right, I will be at Salt Lake City wise guys downtown March 20th and 21st. Two shows a night, six and eight, 30 greatest times ever. Really having some fun doing a lot of new material and just laughing with you guys. So make sure you go to that. And then Chris is joining me for Netflix is a joke.

[B]

Netflix is a joke comedy festival.

[A]

We are doing a live juicy scoop with your favorites Chris and then as well Brandy and Julie. We're doing it, talking about it all at the Avalon Theater and in Hollywood. In Hollywood. And we're so excited about that. Everything is at Heather McDonald.

[B]

There's only a few tickets left for that.

[A]

There's only a few tickets left. They may I was talking to them and they might release some if they do that are together because right now there's only some singles but there were some they were like put aside I guess. And if they do that then I will give you guys a code.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So that only the real hardcore juice.

[B]

See you there. When's that? May 9th. Saturday night.

[A]

Saturday, May 9th at 7pm like again, an ideal going out situation.

[B]

You're gonna love it.

[A]

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