#407 - "CONSPIRACY!" - UNHINGED Kurt Metzger on the Anti-Christ, Erika Kirk & "The View"

Summary

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Julian Dorey Podcast #407

"CONSPIRACY!" – UNHINGED Kurt Metzger on the Anti-Christ, Erika Kirk & "The View"
Host: Julian Dorey
Guest: Kurt Metzger (comic, satirist, podcaster)
Date: April 10, 2026

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Overview

This wild, unfiltered episode features comedian Kurt Metzger at his most irreverent, riffing through a marathon of conspiratorial thinking, cultural commentary, and biting satire. The sprawling conversation covers everything from CIA involvement in world events, the Jeffrey Epstein scandal and QAnon, to commentary on "The View" co-hosts, institutional corruption, and American social decay. No target is off limits as Kurt and Julian ping-pong through history, media, science, and society—with Kurt's signature blend of skepticism and dark humor. It's an excoriating and chaotic whirlwind for skeptics, culture critics, and fans of raw comedy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

I. Media Personalities & Political Mind Games (00:00–10:00)

• Retractions and Media Accountability

  • Early confusion and joking retractions about Anna Navarro and Sunny Hostin on "The View" (00:00).
  • Satire of virtue-signaling and media hypocrisy.

• Trump, Mass Migration, and the Death of Ideals

  • Metzger skewers Trump’s U-turns on campaign promises, particularly regarding immigration.
  • “I've never even seen it to a degree like this where it's like mythic Janus, the two faced god proportions.” (Kurt Metzger, 05:26)
  • He muses on how both left and right manipulate the public with identity politics and divisive rhetoric.

• QAnon, Election Rigging, and the Epstein Connection

  • Metzger asserts Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Epstein invented QAnon, referencing the "Epstein files" (09:26–09:54).
  • Mainstream and alternative media personalities are accused of being shills or controlled opposition.

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II. Comedy, Cancel Culture & The Power Structure (10:00–21:00)

• Comedians in the Epstein Orbit

  • Satirical riff about comics (including Metzger himself) appearing on guest lists connected to Epstein.
  • Discusses how “the powerful” intersect with showbiz.

• Cancel Culture & Hypocrisy

  • Metzger criticizes Hollywood for its performative outrage—citing the Louis CK saga, Patton Oswalt's apology for a photo with Dave Chappelle, and others (19:03–20:41).
  • “Democrats should hate the leadership of the Democrats [...] you or your mom will work for the state.” (Kurt, 20:09)

• The Death of Comedy and Satirical Edge

  • Both note a decline in mainstream comedy films since around 2012, with the rise of internet raunch and meme culture (21:54–23:34).
  • “Woke died [...] on October 7th. That’s when woke died.” (Kurt, 23:34)

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III. The Epstein Files, Institutional Decay & Weaponization of Truth (30:49–41:07)

• Vindication of Conspiracy Researchers

  • Praising Whitney Webb as "one of the most vindicated people” for her Epstein coverage (30:53).
  • “You were right about those. I was wrong. Will you marry me?” (Metzger, 30:55)

• Dissecting Alan Dershowitz’s CP Argument

  • Extended, scathing satire of Alan Dershowitz’s writings minimizing the criminality of child pornography viewers (32:17–41:07).
  • “They’re trying to dream of it, at the very least, very obviously. Because it's what they jerk off to, you scumbag.” (Metzger, 32:47)
  • Highlights how elites legalistically excuse heinous behaviors; echoes of institutional cover-up.

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IV. Mass Mind Control, CIA Programs & Manufactured Social Change (43:44–54:03)

• Generational Manipulation

  • Metzger describes how mass media and pop culture (Tupac, Cobain, even Elvis) are used to “break down” traditional values and sow confusion in youth.
  • “Tupac was the gay guy to help black people be more gay, and then Kurt Cobain was the guy to help white people be more gay.” (Kurt, 44:47)

• MKUltra, Trauma, and Sociology of Power

  • Detailed riff on how the CIA and elites “recruit sociopaths” and traumatize from a young age (69:45–84:17).
  • “The CIA looks at people as people that are traumatized at a young age. Right. [...] Trauma, it programs you.” (Kurt, 69:45)

• Media & Institutional Compartmentalization

  • Banks, universities, and pop culture deliberately foster compartmentalization to keep people ignorant of elite power dynamics (72:48–73:37).

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V. AI, CERN, and the “Serpent Elite” (46:33–54:03, 140:38–143:14)

• Internet as Elite Project

  • Metzger claims the Internet was created for CERN data dissemination, connecting modern technology, scientific secrecy, and conspiracy (46:33–54:03).

• AI as Instrument of Antichrist & Serpent Bloodlines

  • Extended satire on Kabbalah, biblical Cain, and “serpent race” mythologies, suggesting modern elites see themselves as a separate species (140:38–142:01).
  • “They think about it in the way of, like, how can I breed this dog into this dog? That’s how they look at you.” (Kurt, 53:39)

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VI. QAnon, Epstein, & the “Dungeon Master” Class (131:08–157:31)

• Bannon, Epstein, and the Creation of QAnon

  • Metzger ties Bannon’s financial and cultural connections (Seinfeld royalties, Brock Pierce, early internet gaming economy) to QAnon’s emergence (131:08–137:49).
  • “They Gary Gygaxed everybody with QAnon. QAnon is a Gary Gygaxi.” (136:13)

• The “Dungeon Master” Theory

  • Elites orchestrate public perception like a Dungeons & Dragons campaign; the public are mere pieces in a larger game.
  • “There's a dungeon master. Epstein's a dungeon master ... And then there’s the game maker who doesn't have to follow any rules and who ... has an island.” (Kurt, 137:50)

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VII. Political Parody, Culture Wars, and Endgame

• ‘Eat the Rich’ and American Corruption

  • Cultural torching of AOC, the Clintons, Kamala Harris, and other players in modern politics.
  • “They're gonna eat you forever. And you'll wear a dumb shirt, remember?” (Kurt, 53:39)

• Institutional Whitewashing, Mind Control

  • Repeated theme: The biggest conspiracies happen at the highest levels, masked by legalistic language, PR campaigns, and compartmentalization.
  • “Just remember now it's just like the weather, no one controls it.” (Kurt, 154:56)

• Comedy as Satirical Weapon Against Power

  • Ongoing meta commentary on the role of comedy and podcasting as the last wild west of free expression and truth-seeking in a corrupted media landscape.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Weaponizing Religion & Truth:

  • “She weaponized the truth. Is that like when Russia ... made fun of Canada saluting a Nazi or how Iran calls you pedophile cannibals. Is that like that? Good, fuckface? I hope it cut your head off. The truth should kill you."
    (Kurt, 08:15)

• On Political Loyalty:

  • “He is supposed to be loyal to you. You're not supposed to be loyal to him.”
    (Kurt, 65:04, on Trump and political leaders)

• MKUltra & Elite Cults:

  • “The CIA recruits sociopaths. If they recruit sociopaths, they're not going to recruit other kinds of paths. Like, is everybody a fucking idiot?”
    (Kurt, 83:38)

• The Bannon-Seinfeld Connection:

  • “Steve Bannon helped finance Seinfeld ... That’s how he’s so rich. He gets royalties every month off of Seinfeld.”
    (Julian, 132:17)

• On Trust and Mind Control:

  • “You shouldn't trust anybody. You should be looking it up. They said don't do your own research during the pandemic. I'm not over that.”
    (Kurt, 115:16)

• Closing Satire:

  • “All the horrible shitness that ... all those scariest parts [of QAnon], I want to assure you are 100 true. The parts that are not true are that there's white hats working from the inside to bring it down. That's the horseshit part.”
    (Kurt, 157:30)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Anna Navarro & "The View" Satire: 00:00–04:36
• QAnon/Epstein/Bannon connections: 09:26–10:14, 131:08–149:12
• Alan Dershowitz’s CP defense & institutional rot: 32:17–41:07
• CERN, Internet, and elite techno conspiracies: 46:33–54:03
• Comedy, cancel culture, Louie CK, Patton Oswalt/Chappelle: 19:03–20:41, 25:54
• MKUltra, trauma, mind control: 69:45–84:17
• Kabbalah/Serpent race, religious myth as elite self-justification: 140:38–143:14
• Project Jason & eugenics, “Twins” movie analogy: 142:47–146:36
• Trust, do your own research, Forbes satire: 115:16–118:08
• Final QAnon/4chan/Epstein revelations: 156:21–157:30

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Tone & Language

• Irreverent, scathing, and darkly comedic
• Free-associative, satirical rants
• Frequently crude and explicit, but rich with references and cultural critique

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For Listeners New to This Episode

This episode is a freewheeling, uncensored ride that blends stand-up-level riffing with real (and speculative) critique of media, politics, and institutional authority. Metzger’s core message is skepticism—of the state, media, and even activist narratives. It’s a must-listen for those who want a raw, anarchical alternative to sanitized discourse. But be warned: no sacred cows are spared, and the boundary between humor and genuine conspiracy theory is intentionally blurred for satirical effect.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Well, Kurt Metzger, last time you were here, you called the Venezuela war that lasted about 28 minutes.

[A]

Yo, Professor Zhang, who, by the way, is not a professor.

[B]

He's not. He's a high school teacher.

[A]

He said that on my show.

[B]

Right.

[A]

I saw. So I think. I haven't watched it. I just had Jay Dyer on too, but Jay, I saw a thing of like, about how he's not. Yeah. Because I'm not professor. He goes like, how you're not a judge. And I was like, no, I am a city. A seated judge.

[B]

Oh, you told him. Did he believe you?

[A]

Who cares? I heard that. He's not even a professor. He told me, and I have a clip of it up because it was mind blowing to me. Remember the direct energy weapon they used on the p. Supposedly he was like, no, that's misinformation. Maduro in on his own kidnapping. They did kidnap him and his wife, which is odd. And because I don't. Did she hold an office? Maybe she held an office there. Still fucking weird. He was in on it. He's from some earlier iteration of a CIA program running Venezuela.

[B]

Maduro.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And he's in a Brooklyn prison cell.

[A]

Right. Hold on. He goes. This is what he said to me. He goes like, so basically. So I was like, whoa. I did that. I did. You got how you are. Exactly how you are. I said the clip. And he. And he goes. And he goes. I go, what? Because I was getting to the direct energy weapon part where he was like, that's misinformation. I felt like I got slapped in the face talking about direct energy weapons. No. And he. So he goes, yeah. So you know, there's factions of CIA that. The Trump one and the. Not Trump one, obviously. Oh, Trump's got a faction you, you know, well, Israel. But anyway. Yo, you don't even say it, dude. Come on, man. Yo, that. Come on. It's not cool, dude. Okay, so Jenk said that we'll see when he goes on trial and he testifies that the Democrats and part of the CIA rigged the 2020 election. When he said that I, I was like, wait, I already heard them saying like that. I've already heard that stupid coming from them. And I remember because when I heard them saying the Trump camp, I said who gives a fuck about that now? I thought you were going to go wood chip all the PDF files. I don't know why I thought that. I didn't. Well, I assumed when you say he was going to cut the military in half and not all the things that are the exact opposite of the thing now, I guess just take the thing now. And the exact opposite is what has happened.

[B]

Total 180.

[A]

He didn't even do mass deportations. Everyone I know it was very traumatic, the media experience you had people, you know, it was the death of Pretty and Good ushering in a new age of not good. That's why it was necessary for you to see it. But they 33rd street, by the way.

[B]

33rd Street? Yeah, like the 33rd.

[A]

That's where Good was killed on 33rd. It's so fucking gay, dude. Anyway, Trump, naturally we cover this on Jimmy Dory show. He the major the problem of all the mass migrate. Mass migration is for lowering your wage. It's always what it's been about. I think they're trying to ruin Cesar Chavez right now, aren't they? Yeah, and yo, what's the accusation there?

[B]

Like he was like a, some pedophile or something.

[A]

He was a real MLK in the sheets and he was an activist in the streets and MLK in the sheets, I don't give a fucking shit. Like why now, by the way, we have cannibal pedos you could be worried about right now. That's right, you're gonna go after the Cesar Chavez. Why? Well, my guess is some fucking oligarch that no they really want to get unions out of your head.

[B]

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[A]

You get that? You better get. First of all, we're going to privatize government any minute now. Now that Trump's destroyed the entire country. To be fair, he's not in charge of the country. So you know he's up on the guy a little bit. Obviously he's not fucking in charge.

[B]

Clearly.

[A]

Or why would he be doing the exact opposite? I've never even seen it to a degree like this where it's like mythic Janus, the two faced God proportions. You could easily. Oh, oh, this could be an epic thing now and then, you know, it's like Democrats attack. I'm like, shut the. Yeah, no, Kamala would have gotten right to the bottom of it. You fucking. Oh, the Diddy party would be better than the Epstein party. Thank you, thank you. That'll be all done. Oh, the COVID shot was poison. You fuck with. Who am I talking to anyway? Yeah, we still got people wear masks, dude. Though a friend of mine do. I don't even want to ask them about it. It's so awkward. Yo, if my friend changed sexes, that would be such a more comfortable conversation to have. Then I'm just gonna always wear a mask now outside too, because you know why. I'll ask you about your sex change. I'll be like, oh, you're not gonna

[B]

ask them why they're retarded, dude.

[A]

Whatever. The answer to why you're wearing a mask, it's gonna break my heart. Whatever it is. Whatever the fuck you tell me is the reason you're still wearing Covid mask. I was gonna just crush me.

[B]

Oh wait, so back about.

[A]

It's going to be so like really?

[B]

Hold on a minute. Back about eight loops now. You were talking about how Maduro is a CIA asset from an old program.

[A]

8 loops now was my sca band dude before I started this.

[B]

Uhhuh, that's right.

[A]

You know, eight loops. Anyway, yeah, Maduro is going to testify and then get off, was the plan. Supposedly. And when. If he goes to trial. If. When he goes to try, I guess we'll know, you know. Yeah, we'll know cuz Vinny's going to be fine, right?

[B]

Yeah. But how about the fact that they dropped some of those crazy charges and language from the original indictment the second that Maduro landed? Basically.

[A]

Well, that sounds like Jang was saying something. He's on to something then. Yeah, which he probably is. You know, people go like, do you think he's a. Like a. What do you call it?

[B]

A CCP spy?

[A]

They have an agency that's not called the CCP though. That handles it. But I don't give a shit. Why would I give a shit if he was. Is he lying to me? That's what I like, you know. Well, if you want to tell me the truth, okay, I don't give a fuck what's in your fucking feelings when you tell me a true thing if it is. You ever hear somebody say you've they're weaponizing? Dude, I. I can't even count the amount of stupid like Candace Owens crime of weaponizing the term Christ is king. She weaponized it. What do you mean?

[B]

Isn't that anti Semitic now?

[A]

Well, Christians said that to me. Again, I'm not Christian. I don't. But I'm like, don't you think Christ is gay? Well, she weaponized it.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

Okay, I want you to follow me, you slowpokes. Some of whom are friends of mine, but oh my God, are you stupid? Okay, you. This is a thing you believe you said that's your religion, that Christ is king, right? So that would be called the truth to you with a big T, right? Ok, she weaponized the truth. Is that like when Russia told us made fun of Canada saluting a Nazi or how Iran calls you pedophile cannibals. Is that like that? Good, fuckface? I hope it cut your head off. The truth should kill you. If the truth kills you, it should tell the truth. Weaponized it. What a foul fucking way to think, dude.

[B]

It is a foul way to think.

[A]

Well, you. But you used it. So I just dabble out because all these mystery school, they're all J.J. abrams in their heart. Just string you along with bullshit forever for the most disappointing ending.

[B]

It is a time right now unlike any other in the sense that you point out, obviously, like Trump's made a total 180. And that in some ways is shocking. In other ways it's not. But everything that is up is down. Everything that is left is right.

[A]

No, no, it's not shock.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

You're right about that. It's not. In just some ways. Okay, obviously. Listen, I've never voted, I'm proud to say, or I feel like the biggest jerk off. You just wasted your life every minute you spent voting for the fucking president. What does that feel like? People like you didn't vote in it. Hey, do you know Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Epstein invented QANON together?

[B]

You think they invented it?

[A]

It's in the fucking Epstein files.

[B]

Wait, pull it up. They prove that they invented it. I haven't seen this.

[A]

Well, nothing is legally provable. Oh, you just all get my speculations. But because nothing in there is provable, you wouldn't be allowed to see it. And the stuff that is provable will not. It'll be taken out later. Or it won't be acted on. Right.

[B]

They haven't acted on anything. I mean, we've seen.

[A]

Because I'm, by the way, I'm in them. You know that, right? I'm, like, not to brag to them.

[B]

Oh, you're in them.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did he want to come to see your comedy show?

[A]

Yeah, well, it was. Jay, pull that up. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

J mail.

[A]

Big J's on it, I think. I think do is J. Gomez. I think Joe DeRosa's on one page. Let's see who's. Oh, Todd Berry Greer, July 27, 2014.

[B]

Comedy seller. All right, Comedy Underground Live with David Tell. Fresh off its first season on Comedy Central. David Tell is bringing you a chance. Oh, here it is. Mark Norman, Rachel Feinstein. Todd.

[A]

Barry Soder was in it.

[B]

Rear Barnes

[A]

Davidson. Yo, who's this relevant guy, huh? Yo, look at that.

[B]

You feel honored.

[A]

I mean, that's why I brought it up to hum. I mean, it's not even humble bragging. I'm bragging to him.

[B]

Does this mean you get to become accountable now or.

[A]

Well, no, but. Okay, okay. Well, my point is, obviously he's just being invited to a great show on his birthday, so I don't know if he even showed up and had the best birthday ever.

[B]

You imagine you're, like, reviewing the old tape and you look in the crowd and you see, like, Epstein laughing at one of your jokes.

[A]

Wow, dude.

[B]

I'd say it's like a ghost, but he's probably still alive.

[A]

You know, he's been alive for fucking. That's in the fucking files to him being alive in different places. He had, like, a ski chalet in Colorado. They're talking now. You prove it by court, or else they would have blacked it out. Here's how, you know, here's the proof to me that whatever the fuck is suggested in there is 100% on.100%. Because they blacked any of it out.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Fuck you. Like, I'm watching Matt Taibi, who? And the great Michael Tracy.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

And I'm like, well, look, I mean, they're doing their best with a shitty job they have of acting like it's no fucking big deal. Right? They're doing their best with what they've been given.

[B]

They're not sending their best.

[A]

Like, Tybee has to squander any good will he had. Remember that guy Shellenberger? They all.

[B]

Oh, dude. How about.

[A]

That's how you know Israel's not winning against Duran, because look at their shills and operatives. How fast. They have to pivot from say, talking about orbs in the sky to Dave Smith is bad, right? And imagine being a you're like some kind of paranormal UFO researcher and now your entire focus is on refuting Dave Smith. And so it's so fucking stupid. But like, does everybody understand what operatives do? Like it's so like panicked and repulsively. It's some people are in wartime, like this is getting desperate and some people aren't aware anything's going on at all. That's right. And then, so then the fields of battle for these jerk offs is going on podcasts, the playoff push is heating

[B]

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[A]

And the full spectrum dominance.

[B]

So the podcast Full spectrum dominance.

[A]

Yeah, that's the aim of the podcast spectrum is really well.

[B]

He's doing a terrible job. I saw some of the clubs.

[A]

But why he was doing a great job. Yo. He was the only one that went on Rogan and could every and just. Let me really tell you what a fucking jerk. Just fucking jerk off you are. Yeah, Joe Rogan's compromise. Listen to me. You don't of being what, a UFC referee?

[B]

Who said that?

[A]

Just anybody. Because Trump went on and won because you want to rogue it. Come on, yo. Wendy Williams could have fucking won the that was running against him. You think Wendy Williams couldn't have won if she went on. She had the opportunity. Didn't go because in the world of the dumb fuck liberal, never having a position is really respected. Oh, you danced around that uncomfortable issue really well without giving any definitive answers. You're a real mercenary. That's what stupid fucking. And especially here. You're in near the heart in New York of the smug. The people who I swear to God will be your mom dummies are Muslim communist. Yo, Epstein's probably his fucking dad. Okay? There's a pic. Yo.

[B]

There's a picture of the mom in the files.

[A]

That means I've seen your mom. If your mom's. Yo. Yeah, I don't need no court. Your mom's Epstein's arm around doing a picture. He's your dad. What is it? Case closed. I should have brought my. I should have brought my gavel. I got a gavel. That's a Thor hammer.

[B]

60,000 potholes filled, though. So we got going for Steve. Oh, but you think there's definitive.

[A]

Dave Smith got Charlie killed.

[B]

Dave Smith got.

[A]

I say that to him. He doesn't like it. Dave doesn't care for it. And that's when he realized he needed to leave Skanks.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Oh, my God. Dave's probably leaving Skanks because I said he got you Charlie killed. And I want to apologize to him for that today.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

But it is his fault.

[B]

Beat Josh Hammer that badly. That's what did it.

[A]

Yo, he beat the Hammer. Yo, it's. Yo, it's two Hebrews hammering. Dude, you can't. This was Jewish. So go yourself with your anti Semitism.

[B]

He's right.

[A]

You know, there's a lot of kinds of Jews there's like the kinds that are really, like, scrupulous about being fair, you know, they usually get sacrificed by the other kind, you know? You know, like the other. Like any religion you gotta. You need. What do you call it? Baptists and bootleggers.

[B]

What are you referring to like the Zionist crowd versus, like the non Zionist crowd?

[A]

Just. I wouldn't even break it down into a label. There's a thing of. John. What's his name? John from. Oh, by the way, I got a pilot coming out the cutout.

[B]

The cutout? Yeah, the AI pilot.

[A]

No, no, it's a real. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, you're in it.

[A]

No, no, no, I sold it to merging order. This. I don't know, like a libertarian Daily Wire so far. So. So I. You know, libertarians are not hard. Like, libertarian means. Like, it's not going to be like brutal beefs I gotta worry about. Like, if you. Let's say you work at a Daily wire, how brutal must that be?

[B]

That's Ben Shapiro's spot.

[A]

And he's got like, Hitler mustaches for eyebrows now. Dude, this must be like the bunker, like downfall, but with Ben Stiller and not Ben Stiller. Yeah, maybe Ben Stiller and Ben Shapiro's in the bunker. Why Dave Smith, he's got two Hitler eyebrows.

[B]

I will never debate him. Yo, that was a great Dave Smith comeback to. That was perfect. Because Ben's whole career, as Dave was saying, was literally built on the back of debating kids who were 19, 20 years old and didn't know whether they were a man or a woman.

[A]

Well, so one. Dave really knows his.

[B]

He does know.

[A]

I don't know because I'm really not interested in. People go, well, like this thing where you have to become a defense attorney for the accused automatic. Which I thought feminism taught us we didn't have to do. But I guess I must have been listening. I remember. Me too. My friend Louie. Think about the Beef Jerky fucking files. And the nerve After Diddy Party was already out that day. Somebody put out a documentary of why wasn't Louis CK punished enough? That's how I interpreted it. What do you. Are you shitting me?

[B]

Because Louis ck, Yo, you're all fucking Satanist.

[A]

You motherfuk. You.

[B]

That's exactly right.

[A]

Like holier than now anyway, just to even focus on Joe Rogan or Louis or any of these people. You're a jag off. Like, what are you, in the CIA? Why wouldn't you be focused on your leaders who lied to you? Democrats should hate the leadership of the Democrats. And they do the people that call themselves members of these parties. I think if you're a Democrat, you or your mom will work for the state. Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Or you're. You're in the fucking blackmail. Your job depends on it. Just general job. Hey, I'm an actor. I'm a dipshit actor who's probably an MK monarch as a kid. And I'm probably owned by some fucking billionaire. So I'm only allowed to care about the things I'm supposed to care about when I'm supposed to care about him. That's what I think. I think all these motherfuckers. You watch it look like a. Remember like when. Oh, God, it makes me cringe thinking about. Remember that. How bad Kamala's camp. The best campaign, worst campaign I've ever

[B]

seen in my life.

[A]

It closely approximates the first part of Tim and Eric's billion dollar movie. Kamala Harris's billion dollar campaign. Where you like, what did you spend the money on? They come out and they've just got like, teeth. Their teeth. And the guys in an ob gyni chair to. The first part of that movie is. That movie's pretty funny. I like that. It's.

[B]

I. I didn't see that movie.

[A]

Yeah. Do the very beginning of that movie I. I found to be very funny. I know. Heidegger's addiction.

[B]

We'll pull it up.

[A]

Tim and Eric's billion dollar movie.

[B]

Tim and Eric's billion dollars.

[A]

So they got the.

[B]

They build a set like they call her daddy also. I think that costs like 200k or something.

[A]

I assume Doug Pound is involved. That dude Doug Pound. All that good editing they had was that dude Doug Pound.

[B]

Oh, this is a throwback movie. I like their old girls.

[A]

I don't know when it come out. 2012. Yeah. I guess before the. Before Mayan calendar came true and we all laughed.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

I mocked the Mayan calendar myself. But you could pinpoint 2012 entire. Like an entire beginning of the end of all things.

[B]

That's interesting.

[A]

Can't you. How many fucking things do. How many. Well, I don't want people watch anymore. Once in a while something comes out that's like kind of good, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But not a lot, right?

[B]

Not a ton.

[A]

Okay. And then who's got the best streaming service has like, still runs like Seinfeld or fucking. You know, who has all these sunnies that were made around this time.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And around this time was you could be like really funny if you wanted to be.

[B]

That's right. I Would say looking back on it 2012 that was right when that was starting to end a little bit like 2012.

[A]

And a big refuge of well I'm not like you know, bourgeois comedy types like this is you got to go absurdist to. Because as it gets more impolite to deal with real you've got to get more like frilly and aesthetic and like lacy and wigs and you know.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

But in the beginning this movie is funny but that that you probably can't show the very beginning.

[B]

There's the thing is though movies I think have been dead with comedy for a long time and I haven't seen that resurrect.

[A]

But it does I like don't die something good. Have fun, have luck. Don't die, have luck. Sounds like a Chinese film the mark the same rock one that's pretty good

[B]

either way, you know what I mean? Like there hasn't been a lot of like no comedy movies at all. But it does feel like in general like I guess very, very raunchy going for it type comedy over the past year Internet wise has exploded by 6000% and I examples because I things that used it that would have got you fucking banned in two seconds two years ago now it's just like that's your meme.

[A]

I called it. Here's the thing that I did call Woke died. Whether or not the corpse of it was still shambling about on October 7th. That was the end of woke. That's when woke died.

[B]

Why do you say October 7th?

[A]

Well that's because you know when like real let's say you're Vermont Jewish liberals that are also very Zionist then oh wait, BLM always supported Hamas. Oh right. So right then and then all of a sudden in the higher education suddenly it's a problem. They're. They're mostly Chinese and they're pushing the Jews out. Remember that's all around the same then. And then I'm watching this thing at Harvard. I can't remember that professor. I have no respect for like Harvard dude at all. Watching these people, I mean I hope they understand how much even a fucking jerk off can see that they like nothings. I'm watching this woman now. Clearly it's some weird plot against her. And looking back now has everything to do with something with Zionist horseshit to take control of the higher education. You know all these fucking fascist types do that, right? So then they're asking about oh, is it okay to fucking say something? It was something that this bitch could have just said. Yes, like if it was something akin, I think, to what's a woman? And them not wanting it, like.

[B]

Right.

[A]

No, now's the time to just fucking be very honest and not play politics. But you're going there to learn how to play politics to the point of absurdity. So when Judge Kitengi Brown. Jackson Brown. Yeah. When she gets questioned in this to be a Supreme Court justice, what is a woman? And goes, I don't know. I'm not a biologist. When a. With a. Says that with a straight face. If you're a hard liberal, you admire the. Out of that look at how she did. Because, you know, I don't know how I feel about what a woman is. Because I want to be my bona fides or whatever the fuck I get out of this nightmare clique I'm in, all my income composing. Whatever I'm into comes from it. So I have to play toe the line. You know, Patton Oswald, who stuck up for a lot of free speech shit, dude, when a lot of people didn't. The saddest thing in the world is him writing that stupid Dave Chappelle. I'm sorry. I took a picture with Dave Chappelle.

[B]

Oh, I think I remember this. Can we pull this up again?

[A]

That's fucking. Yo, listen. That's just fucking crazy. Yeah, dude. It's just sad, dude, that someone would ever feel like they. And you already got money from being in every movie. But you're thinking about your kid. What if my kid wants to have a career in the movies?

[B]

Trans jokes. All right, so I saw who took the picture. This is from 20.

[A]

Is it that 80s movie wife? Dude, I bet it was.

[B]

Look, get the perfect.

[A]

Yo, listen. Have you ever talked to these people? You know, smug they are.

[B]

All right, so here we go. I saw a friend I hadn't seen in a long time this New Year's Eve. This is from January 2022. We've known each other since we're teens. He's a fellow comedian.

[A]

I just. I'm gonna stop you right there. I don't give a. How about you just don't even address it?

[B]

This was over the Dave Chappelle trans.

[A]

How about you skip doing a couple of Disney movies and you go, hey, I fully support even the goofiest bullshit of the trans movement that brought probably 70% helped Trump win. I think you're right about that. But it's just my friend, I'm not going to answer you. I got my friend for a long time. Fuck you if they have a problem. Fuck you after that why wouldn't you just fucking do that? I would do that just to show my lady good 80s movie wife who the fuck the man is.

[B]

That's right, my daughter.

[A]

To see who the man is. It's so true, you know, so that. That way, presumably when they go kids are supposed to be patterned with a masculine and feminine. You can't both be feminine.

[B]

Right.

[A]

It's not good for the. For the boy or the girl. You need a bowl. It's like taking too much. You know testosterone gives you tits. Yeah. If you take too much of certain steroids, you get tits. You do. Yeah.

[B]

I've never taken a steroid before.

[A]

I know. Because you tits are great.

[B]

Thank.

[A]

You look like a young. I told you.

[B]

I appreciate that.

[A]

Right. In the swamps of Dago Bah, isn't

[B]

it supposed to do the opposite?

[A]

It's supposed to do a muscle. Trying to lift that.

[B]

Wait a minute.

[A]

X wing out of that swamp with a Leslie Wexner on your back. Just the way Jeffrey Epstein had to do. The same rite of passage that Epstein did with Leslie Wexner. Sat on his back and he had to do flips in the swamp. The James Bond of Israel. Don't ever forget that. You know, James Bond would tell you his real name and then everything. Am I wrong? Oh, I guess Coleman Hughes will have to come in debate me.

[B]

Coleman Hughes kicked your ass.

[A]

Oh, oh.

[B]

How bad was that? Dude, I didn't watch that. I've never had worse secondhand embarrassment for someone than watching that.

[A]

I've never. Number one, I don't give a fuck about any debate ever. I think debates are like, what a waste of your fucking time. If I was doing a debate.

[B]

I want you in the Oxford debate, Kurt Metzger.

[A]

Well, I want to lose the debate. Here's what I want someone to understand. I say it every fucking thing. I don't want to win the debate. I want you, okay? If I'm going to get upset about a thing, right, I want you to convince me that I don't know what I already done found out. I want you to win. I don't give a fuck about the audience. I'm upset, you understand? So I can't debate like that, right? So I've seen Dave do it once. You fucking make your point. If I think you're wasting your time to keep doing it, you're just doing a thing where now it's a UFC thing. And that's how you get. Now, admittedly. Real slow motherfuckers. It does help bring them into thinking about debating ideas. You know, Sure. I want to say slow. Just. People wouldn't be interested in that.

[B]

Sure, I got you.

[A]

But like, what do you get out of it? You go, oh, you. They're like, because nothing, by the way. Yo, never mind. Debates, go vote. Nothing ain't gonna be anything except how John McCain wanted it. So like a debate. You Dave. Dave is not where I'm at. Which is, as I said, I did. Well, maybe I didn't say this too. I was probably saying in the car to somebody else. Maybe I just think, like, the Bible is a bunch of fairy tales, but now I think fairy tales are a bunch of Bible. If I had to sum up my belief system, that would be it.

[B]

I'm never gonna look at the Epstein files the same again.

[A]

Yeah, that's what we learned about fairy jerky. Yeah. Beef jerk. Yeah, it's probably dude. Well, these billionaires, you would think they'd eat better than just like 711 because they're baked. Kind of snacks a lot of beef jerky. Oh, get some beef jerky and grapes, grape soda and some pizza. Yo. Whitney Webb. I wasn't on that when Jimmy just did it with interview with her.

[B]

Oh, we had her on Whitney.

[A]

I gotta say, this girl. Hold on, hold on.

[B]

I gotta say this.

[A]

You love her and you one of

[B]

the most vindicated people.

[A]

Oh, I think you're asking like crazy. For sure. I got to say this. Whitney, will you marry me? You were right about those. I was wrong. You were right. Will you marry me? Okay. Shit. I'm always okay. So the way she put it is the best way is these fucking dipshits like your Tracy's in Shelley Burgers and you're fucking. You know what? They're all like, defense lawyers for Epstein.

[B]

Oh, it's nuts.

[A]

They're all dersh. They're all the Dersh. The D now, you know, Jamie Deluxe. No, I'm. Dude, can you bring. Okay, dude. So on der. With Kirp. So he found on the way back. Yeah, he's got a great channel he found on the way back machine. His channel get has been taken down many times. And back. I. I, like, randomly found it. But he had Al D. Was in 2002 writing about cheese pizza. We'll call it.

[B]

Wait. Talking about.

[A]

Here we go. Typical douche fashion. Okay. He calls him douchewitz. I don't think that's tasteful and I think a little bit antisemitic. Jamie. I guess it's deluxe and anti Semitism. All right. Yeah. So click on that. And the one. The typical dude Fashion. At the end of it, he has the. Okay, click on that. Let's just see the letter.

[B]

And the letter.

[A]

Okay, go back to. Yeah, it's from his sub stack.

[B]

Okay, so what are we. So this is.

[A]

Yeah, read that.

[B]

It's titled CP Sting by Alan M. Dershowitz, 2002. What are we to make the fact. We're gonna have to make a notice, Steve. Where? I'm just reading it. It's not on the screen. What are we to make of the fact that CP is popular not only among pedos, but also among thousands of people who would never dream of. Of molesting a child?

[A]

I'm gonna stop you right there, Dursh. What do you mean, would never dream? They're literally watching cp, you know, like. What do you mean, would never dream? They. They're trying to dream of it, at the very least, very obviously. Because it's what they jerk off to, you scumbag. Okay, you're making me laugh.

[B]

Really serious.

[A]

Well, what else are you going to do? Because your vote don't count, motherfucker. Yuck it up. Yuck it up. Because you don't got nothing. You got nothing. I apologize. Sorry. All right, everybody. Sorry. The.

[B]

The. The FBI's most recent sting, provocatively named Candyman, has turned up such.

[A]

Hey, don't. Hey, the sting wanted it. What was the sting wearing?

[B]

Has turned up much more than what these zealous law enforcers bargained for. It turned up many perfectly law abiding people, including law enforcement professionals, who apparently get their jollies from watching kids fornicate.

[A]

Okay, I'm stopping right there.

[B]

What?

[A]

So. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[B]

Stop right there.

[A]

Are you noticing? Go. Go back, though. Just. Yo, the fucking chutzpah. The chutzpah of this man. Look at. Wait, wait. Look, look. It's okay.

[B]

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[A]

So look at the wording of this. This is the most Michael Tracy proto Michael Tracy wording I've ever seen from something. Okay, it turned up many law abiding people, by the way, zealous law enforcers. You mean they did their job and that's all Allen, you. What are you so zealous about?

[B]

Child pornography for many perfectly law abiding.

[A]

Again, are you a lawyer? How as a lawyer does that legally. Does that hold up to you? Your honor? So we caught you with vicious CSAM materials. But I mean I'm perfectly law abiding. I wasn't. I would never dream. The idea's never even been in my head. Who apparently get apparently so he's never heard of such a thing. Apparently regular people like it, babe. Apparently a lot of people are getting into it now. Well, I don't know. I'm a dirt.

[B]

Remember? He kept his underwear on.

[A]

Yeah. This is called class. It's real. Real class.

[B]

Let's go to the next page. Steve, I can't believe this is real. Okay, I, I, you know what? I should believe this is real.

[A]

But no, Yeah, I can't believe what

[B]

I can't believe difference between ordinary people who have disgusting viewing habits and criminals who are willing to act on these.

[A]

Okay, so there's a legal.

[B]

Oh my God. God.

[A]

If by enormous difference you mean a slight legal difference.

[B]

Although there may be a far greater connection between habitual viewers of CP and child molesters than there is between habitual viewers of adult pornography and rape.

[A]

Oh, I'm glad he dealt with that point. I'm glad you're dealing with that issue that clearly the people that watch that are going on to grape jo a lot more than other people that are just watching, you know, not extreme satanic deviancy.

[B]

That's right. Still, the former connection is yet to be proved convincingly. The vast majority of people who watch CP never act on it and it

[A]

can, hey, you know, that's okay. You know, maybe I'm letting best be the enemy of good here, but what the fuck are you, you know? The vast majority? Yeah, two or three of them. Mostly guys I hang out with, definitely. But most of them, they just watch the porn that we make as violent offenders. I mean, not me. I'll judge you, but I look at it. If you wrote this, you're not telling me that that's what you look. Anybody that don't like that shit. Who the fuck would write this that doesn't like that shit? I could that be a more like. Okay, it's just my opinion, I guess, but what the fuck, dude, who would write that? A lawyer? They're perfectly law abiding. The very definition is they committed a crime. What are you talking about? And by the way, he said they're upstanding. Like law enforcement. He said that's law. Oh, see, good people like to watch this stuff. Law enforcement. That's his point. Anyway, good find, Jamie Deluxe.

[B]

Wait, hold on. Stay here. Some people, of course, do both. Meaning they do CP and child molesters? Yeah, 27 of those picked up in the sting that he's referring to have admitted to having molested children. Listen, this next paragraph.

[A]

Oh, this is my best.

[B]

The Justice Department has apparently decided to prioritize its arrest policy by focusing on CP viewers and chat room participants who hold positions of authority over children or have easy access to them, including school bus drivers, camp counselors, priests, elementary school teachers and the like. But even that kind of sensible prioritizing may include many who would never touch.

[A]

Well, it's a slippery slope.

[B]

Prioritizing people who have constant access to kids in positions of trust where no parents chaperones are around is wrong.

[A]

Listen, it's counterintuitive. He knows that he's telling you. Look, yeah, it's sensible. You would think that'd be the best thing, right? But no, because you know why you might. You might get some innocent child pizzography enjoyers who just happen to drive the school bus, but they don't actually do anything. Do you remember the virtuous PDF file movement that came out?

[B]

The virtuous PDF file move?

[A]

Yeah, the guy wrote I'm a vert. It's. It's. They have the.

[B]

Oh, yeah, he wrote on Salon.

[A]

But they would never offend. Okay? And I want to say, first of all, great job.

[B]

I was gonna bring that up.

[A]

I don't want to. Hey, first of all, let me. Kudos to you. Never offending. Let me just be positive. But there's a. Let me tell you, possibly even the most important part of your story is the. But you. Okay, you didn't offend. So now next step. Never tell anyone that. Ever, ever. Just push it deep inside and don't let anyone know. And never offend. They always got a fucking dude. It's amazing. There's something about this kind of thing that it's like they want to tell you but they can't tell you. It's like aliens. Aliens and pedophiles. They want to tell you but they can't tell you. But they're going to stick a finger in your butt with their superior technology. You notice how pedos always have the forefront of technology?

[B]

Somebody. Somebody.

[A]

Am I right? Yo, who the fuck always knows about shit first with tech shit, you know, I, you know, I don't even have to tell you. After the Koreans, after the American PDF files, that's who. Tech IT things, hooking up, computers. Who do you think got into that first?

[B]

The Koreans did.

[A]

Well, I just meant I was making a Samsung joke. It doesn't. It didn't work. Okay.

[B]

It didn't? No. That's insane. I can't even get over that.

[A]

Why? That how anti Semitic you are.

[B]

Why? For reading what he wrote?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Anti Semitic.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You see what he called Joe Kent right away?

[A]

What?

[B]

A fascist neo Nazi Jew hating.

[A]

Let me get this straight. Joe Kent suggesting the war in Iran might not be going to. Is a far worse of a crime than being a fucking teacher or priest or cop who has child. Are you so like, I don't know how much this has to be in people's faces that's how, you know my control shit's real. Because how, dude, how does, like the, you know, they made a big deal with Spotlight. It was a big deal. The Catholic Church thing.

[B]

Yep, yep.

[A]

But that was a movie, right? Yeah, that's how, you know it was important.

[B]

Yeah,

[A]

but like, okay, how do you, how do you immediately go, oh, my God, we got to get them the out of this church. They molest kids. How is that in the house of God, right? Or the other things that should be secularly sacred to you in the world, certainly of him, of this look, you're gonna be a few kids. That's his rationale. He sounds like Quentin Tarantino defending Roman Polanski, but, like, not even as good. He, Quentin Tarantino did a better job defending Roman Polanski on the Howard Stern show, and he did not do a good job. For the record, it was one of the most Michael Tracy esque works of making excuses I've ever seen.

[B]

That's what I want to know though, Kurt, with like a Michael Tracy. How do you look at these files? Even with the stuff that I'll say in a lawyerly way, I guess isn't fully provable yet?

[A]

I already thought that shit way before.

[B]

How do you. Hold on. How do you look at this stuff now that we can see it with our own two eyes? What you knew before that, but how do you look at that and then try to say that there's nothing there other than you are on some weird fucked up payroll somewhere? Allegedly.

[A]

Well, because I'm loyal to a certain country is not doing too good one. And I always have been. And that. Don't, don't ever think that's not the strongest fucking mind control shit that's ever been created is like, I know too many people that. Especially boomer generation, dude. I like to call them the cub boomers. You know, the. Your Newsmax, Fox, cnn, msnbc, the whole spectrum. Yo, they're gone, dude. Their fucking heads are gone. And also, Trump didn't make housing go down. So the ones that have houses are like, oh, that help does. Right? So, I mean, people. I know their friends. It's a generational thing because they had different control things for each generation. When I was a kid, you had your Tupac and Kurt Cobain. Yeah, those are the two fucking. So like Tupac was the gay guy to help black people be more gay, and then Kurt Cobain was the guy to help white people be more gay. We're getting rid of the Elvis that

[B]

we're moving out of an Elvis was helping white people be gay.

[A]

They wore a dress a lot, and they would all make out all the time. It's just not make. I'm. I'm being a little bit like making the frogs gay. Glib. I'm being glib. Can I be honest? It's. It's just to break down your fucking man back about things. Okay, so they're already getting black people. Back when I was younger, you wouldn't see no fucking guy named Young Thug wearing a dress. You wouldn't see. No. That's what Kurt Cobain wore. You got a hand me down archetypes now. Black people as always. So anyway, gave theater Tupac here, who I think probably is alive. I always thought that was preposterous.

[B]

But a lot of things with number seven. With him, that's the one thing.

[A]

His middle name is Amaru.

[B]

Uhhuh.

[A]

The God in America is named after.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

The serpent God. Yeah. So. Oh, and, you know, his family pedigree of CIA black. If you think Black Panthers weren't like, almost immediately compromised, you know, they killed. He wasn't Black Panther. I don't think Hampton. Fred Hampton, but, you know, they murdered him.

[B]

I remember the day Fred Hampton died.

[A]

Real.

[B]

Just multiply well.

[A]

So, I mean, it couldn't be a more obvious. And that's when they. They really could get away with just killing you. Pre Internet. Right.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But now, I mean, it's because the Internet that a lot of that shit backfired. That's meant to do. Like we're breaking out the mass control.

[B]

All right, so here's my question.

[A]

With lighting.

[B]

Yeah, here's my question. How could the same people who are constantly planning two to three decades ahead and that have technology in places like DARPA that's three to four decades ahead not be able. The phenomena of the Internet coming in 1990s and 2000.

[A]

They did see it coming. Stuff happen.

[B]

So why'd they do it then when they made it?

[A]

Yo, you know why we have the Internet, right? For cern.

[B]

For cern.

[A]

Yes. Because the data from CERN needed to be spread immediately to learn about whatever

[B]

the fuck they explain CERN to people. Please.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

You got all day.

[A]

Okay. I got to take a shit real quick. Okay.

[B]

All right.

[A]

The particle collider.

[B]

Wait, do you actually have to take a.

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay. I thought you were serious about.

[A]

No, no, I just went. Now I went.

[B]

All right, explain cern.

[A]

It's a particle collider. You know, they smash atoms together to see what kind of smaller atoms they get.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Not Smaller. Smaller particles. And then we learn about the particles and some say they do spooky. Spooky portal experiments. I don't know. But I do know.

[B]

Spooky portal experiments.

[A]

Well, who the fuck knows? But here's one thing I do know. You can get metamaterials from a particle collider. So that's how the Russians made element 115, that muscovium, it's called now that Bob Lazar talked about. They made it in a particle collider. I first heard of this from Nathan Reynolds, who I keep saying the guy told me a bunch of shit that checked out. And I want someone to tell me about Neptunium. What the fuck that. Because he said that. He said the maglev that they've had. Of course they had the whole time the thing that Elon was gonna dig a tunnel and make in la and it didn't happen.

[B]

Yeah. What happened to that?

[A]

Well, it just failed. But I think it. Maybe it worked just fine. You're just not allowed to use. It's what I think.

[B]

No hyperloops for you.

[A]

Yeah, because I think it's some renovation on the existing maglev, which is supposedly an electrical charge run through Neptunium. Now as far as I know, neptunium is not some you could just like handle or, you know, it's. I don't think it's as even as good as asbestos to just be sitting in a thing. But I don't know about that stuff. But I'm telling you, I would like if somebody who knows explain to me why neptunium would be a thing or if it's a process. And one thing I don't really, you know. Anyway, you get out of particle collider, you get metamaterial stuff that isn't found on Earth. You know, you're breaking down these things into their smallest constituent parts. So I'll bet you and cern's just like the big one you hear about. But there's like 30, 000 or something. Dude, every mountain in America's probably got one under it. Yeah, like how we have a military base and you understand important.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Atomic physics is. That's why I don't believe. Dude, I don't know who the putting out that there's no such thing as nuclear weapons. But I would really like someone to explain to me. People are saying that I think that's like a. Like one of the diverging channels in a duck vagina. You know how ducks, when they mate the. The. Because they re they reproduce. Let's just say the Epstein way through grape. And they have barbed duck wiener. You know, it's a corkscrew. And then the female duck has. I'm telling you a real thing her. The vagina of the female duck has fake channels in it. So if the show like. Yeah, this guy don't like this guy for this divert the duck penis in the wrong to not get pregnant. The female duck has a lot of

[B]

females got a lot of control there.

[A]

That's what. Remember in Congress the guy said that like the. The woman's body has ways of shutting the duck woman's body has ways of shutting things down. That's for sure.

[B]

That gives a whole.

[A]

Anyway I classify at the moment but unless you got a great explanation for me but I ain't heard one yet. The there's no nuke says a fake channel in a duck vagina as I do flat earth. But I do believe that dinosaurs were flat now.

[B]

Dinosaurs were flat.

[A]

No, I'm just saying. I'm just trying to have some fun.

[B]

Is that like on par with like plasma theory?

[A]

What? Well that's. Wait, what do you mean plasma what's the theory?

[B]

I feel like I've heard you talk

[A]

about that and I. I wasn't sure if that's plasma physics.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Oh yeah. Plasma physics is the one that they kind of tamped down on for a while. Right? Talk about stupid string theory.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

How many years I spent trying to understand what the string theory was. I mean I'm not a lie. I was doing other things too. But I. The fact that I even. Because this one high pitched nerd said so.

[B]

Which one?

[A]

Ed Winton, the most respected dork I've ever seen.

[B]

He's pretty smart.

[A]

Yeah, I know, but like I want results, nerd. I'm a real Steve Jobs about it.

[B]

Yeah, give me results.

[A]

Fuck you, nerd. Yo, you get late. You've seen that movie with it. He's like mean to the nerd for not getting. He's mean to the incel. Also, why is it people go I don't even want to get pussy Are called incels. I thought it's involuntary if you're volunteering. Oh, so vol you so you're so. Or celibate. It's called celibate. The one where you wanted to do it, that's called celibate. Like being a priest, you fucking trad cat. The weirdo. I was just saying that based on your Jesuit hair you got nice Danny Sheehan boy hair. The kind of guy could really grab the Kind of a. Jesse could really get busy.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

He could take a wampa hand smacking your.

[B]

Can you please.

[A]

You don't ride motorcycles, do you? I'm gonna employ you. I employ you. Never get on a motorcycle, Julie. I don't want you to suffer the fate of. You got pre Mark Hamill motorcycle looks. Remember Mark Hamilla? They had to write in a wampa, hit his face to fucking make a. I don't suppose that's not true, but I think it is true because his face was all fucked up.

[B]

People do call me Hoboken. Luke Skywalker now. I like it. I think it's a great name.

[A]

Oh, the. The greatest protagonist in all of modern history.

[B]

Yeah, I think it's pretty fucking awesome.

[A]

Are you holding up okay? But your face wasn't mangled by a goddamn chopper. But you still got your fucking A New Hope face. Call me when you got Empire Strikes Back's face.

[B]

Okay, I will.

[A]

We got Return of the Jedi face.

[B]

That's right. Go back to the CERN thing, though, because we got off that. Why did you bring that up again? You said they were doing something for cern. That's why the Internet was created. The Internet.

[A]

That's what it was. I got that from Joseph P. You. You start. I don't know who he'll talk to. Joseph P. Farrell. I would like to get him on my show, though.

[B]

Joseph P. Farrell.

[A]

Guy's the best. Yeah. Dark journalist, has him on all the time. But that guy. So to disseminate the data from CERN to the world. It's a world project. Cern. Do you understand? It's like a Vatican of a. It's not. Not exactly, but it's. It is kind of is one of them. Like, it's a sovereign, like, particle collider.

[B]

Right? Right. It's.

[A]

I don't know how to describe it, but it's that. Fuck you, it's that. And so. But the purpose behind that is so that all these countries, you know, it's not a thing of war. It's for the mankind. So just so you know, none of the pieces of shit who run this world care about the future of mankind in any way that you would recognize as something that you would want.

[B]

Right.

[A]

They think about it in the way of, like, how can I breed this dog into this dog? That's how they look at you. Well, I wouldn't want to say. Well, and they. If you ate dogs also, they. They eat you. You know, Eat the rich. That's a funny Mary. Eat the Rich. No, they eat you, you chump. They're gonna eat you forever. And. And you'll wear a dumb shirt, remember?

[B]

Wait, did AOC at the Met gala.

[A]

She put, like. She wrote it in, like, red period blood on her breast. The most potent blood there is. That fucking Jennifer Lopez. Rio Sanchez. What is that? Their voodoo called Rio Sancho? What is it called?

[B]

The one I look like I know.

[A]

Oh, yeah. She did her dirty Santeria, eat the rich. You mean eat a baby AOC and then cover it up, you dumb bitch, You Harvard construct. They're all constructs. Going back to Reagan's, I think is, like, the real ultimate prototype of Reagan. Yeah, of course. A fucking actor. Why do you like him again? I got a good feeling from him. Well, what did you guys do? He. You in the ass. He's idiots. And then when he tried to stop for two seconds, that's when Hinckley shoots him. Courtesy of Poppy Bush, I think.

[B]

Oh, you think Poppy Bush.

[A]

This is all just. In my opinion, I don't have any credibility. You see him wearing a hat? This is Skank Fest. Best comedy festival there is. Dude. Yo, there is no comedy festival that I can think of. That is the Skank Fest is the best one.

[B]

Why did Poppy Bush try to put the Hinckley hit?

[A]

I don't know specifically, but I know Kathy o' Brien says that she's very forgiving towards Reagan, which I wouldn't be considering what's in her book, but I guess she has a perspective that's different than mine.

[B]

Why is she forgiving towards Reagan?

[A]

Well, because he went against something a little bit like Charlie Kirk, and then they had somebody shoot him. You know, Hinckley's from. I want to say Sinclair. I think I'm right, might be wrong, but I think it's a Sinclair Royal Family or something. And.

[B]

Wait, Hinckley's from the Sinclair line?

[A]

Yeah, he was like the.

[B]

So they were Templar thing.

[A]

Well, yeah. Yeah, I guess I didn't. I think that. Yeah, probably. But. So wait, wait. I'm gonna forget what I'm saying. So. So Hinckley, because, remember, the reason they said he did it was to impress Jody Foster.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wait, do you think that's a good explanation?

[B]

Wait, was that Hinckley or was that the guy who. Who whacked John Lennon?

[A]

No, I always confuse them, too. Both could be played by Jared Leto, but only one is John Hinckley.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Jared Leto just has to put on some pounds.

[B]

That's right. You know, it was Hinckley that wanted, can we Find that thief. Hinckley wanted.

[A]

So wait, wait. He was supposed to have dinner with Neil Bush the next day. So they're family friends. So the way these work is sacrificing a child to the thing. Like the Chuck Pal Nahalnahook book. Inducted something. What's his name?

[B]

Pat Fight Club guy.

[A]

Oh, he's got a bunch. Yo, he's got a bunch of books that I would ask him way different questions than Joe Rogan did.

[B]

Why is that?

[A]

Because he's looked at some. I looked at for sure.

[B]

Like what?

[A]

Well, that thing I was just talking about where the rich take their kids and put them in this. Like they're loot. Their kids they think are duds and put them. You know, they all. You know how you look down on poor people that, like, on these blacks, they just keep having kids. But Nancy Pelosi has like 27 grandkids. Like a wasp. Like, I mean, not the. Not New England. I mean, like the bug. Like an insect.

[B]

You're saying the people that look down on Eugenics.

[A]

It's called eugenics.

[B]

They do the same thing.

[A]

The population is such a big deal. And look at how taboo it is to talk about. Now. I'm not of some dipshit that's worried about the future of the white race because that's not really a thing. I don't consider the Irish to be white. And fuck you. Fuck you if you're Irish.

[B]

Are you Irish?

[A]

No. My God. My good Lord.

[B]

I thought you were Jewish before the first time you came in here.

[A]

Dude, people will accuse me of Judaism all the time, and I'm like, okay, it's not. I mean, it's not even.

[B]

Like, what if he's.

[A]

I mean, I'm not. I don't know what to tell you. I don't.

[B]

What if he's a Mossad agent and he's just doing opposite propaganda?

[A]

Well, I think you. Look, that's.

[B]

That's not a not.

[A]

Hey, Matt, look, look. Matt Taibbi was very reliable for quite some time, wasn't he? Matt Taibbi was reliable till he wasn't. So here's what I do. Maybe don't worship nobody as a God.

[B]

Right.

[A]

See, so. So obviously, I don't know why my. I had to turn off my Twitter alerts or whatever that is where shows just because, like, I'll get sucked in by horseshit easily.

[B]

Yeah, and your comebacks are great, though.

[A]

But even if I have the best comeback, I wasted. Oh, dude, I made AI to harass fam, you know? Well, I Don't think it's right. I think it's just some good natured ribbing myself. But how they would put it, how these fucking punks would put it. Like, you know, like the. Oh, speaking of punks, you know, some Afroman people of all races and creeds are behind this. Afroman with.

[B]

All right, don't tell me that that's not real.

[A]

No, it is real. No, I'm just saying I find that fascinating that I haven't blm, if you remember, was quite. Was quite a split by Afro Man.

[B]

Everyone loves him.

[A]

They're like the police on this one dude. That. I'm gonna tell you why the lemon pound cake. If Trump was in office, of those police, he would black out. That guy looking at the. The pound cake is the most obvious. Yo. He looked at that the way Tom Hanks looks at a kid's ass. In my opinion. Not even my opinion. Please don't kill me. Don't just. I. It's not even my opinion. I wouldn't honor to. What an honor to work with the CIA's Tom Hanks.

[B]

This is where we read the disclaimer.

[A]

Let me say the best thing I could say about Tom Hanks. He's clearly a CIA fucking propaganda tool bag. That's the best scenario Tom Hanks is. He's just a CIA propaganda asset. That's the best thing you could say.

[B]

The opinions expressed herein do not reflect the opinions of the show.

[A]

That's a pretty good opinion associated with it. Yo, who thought the fucking one that raps is the best guy in their family? Who would have thought Chet Hayes was the fucking best one? Dude, dude, Dominic's my dad. I'd run to Jamaica too. My brother putting on a normal face by day, towing the line. The actor brother, does he have some kind of. Actually, I have no idea. Somebody told to me in the car. But the one that was like the stable one. Yo, you. Wait, wait, wait. I want to. You've seen that? You've seen Rob Reiner boy? The Reiner boy.

[B]

Oh my God. Yeah.

[A]

No, but him kissing his dad and his dad kissing his dad.

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay, I don't understand how. Yo put in Rob Reiner, Rick Reiner Kiss and Rob Reiner, Carl Reiner Kiss, dude, I'll tell you something.

[B]

That story went away too. You noticed that. That was like the biggest thing right before Christmas.

[A]

Not for me it didn't.

[B]

Yeah, not for you, but I'm saying like in general.

[A]

Well, it's talking about Hollywood royalty, dude. And all these look, you know, Tony Robbins. What? What?

[B]

That is what Tony Robbins is.

[A]

Yeah. So before Andrew Tate and all these kind of people.

[B]

Wait, hold on. Stay on this for a second. And you're saying Tony Robbins was Andrew Tate before Andrew Tate.

[A]

Not the same aesthetic as Andrew Tate, but the same where you have a bunch of whales, you know, like Candy Crush whales that before they had Candy Crush, you would have these guys. Remember, he has a Netflix. I'm not your guru. I mean that guy was really pumping the positivity and doing well. And Donegan played his birthday. Yo, dude. If I could make a low budget comedy movie, I would make this. I'll call it Epic Set. It would be about Dunnigan playing Tony Robbins birthday at Tony Robbins Island.

[B]

At Tony Robbins Island. You think he has an island?

[A]

When me and Kyle were making the Fresh Prez show. Because Kyle's Biden was like the best Biden the entire time. The only close to it. Dana Carvey kind of was doing one that was like Kyle's, but Kyle's.

[B]

What about the other guy? Adam Ray? His was pretty good.

[A]

Oh, so Adam Ray's is. And Adam Ray looked like him on Kill Tony. See, they got the Shane. But here's what happens if you. You got a slow. I would. Me and Kyle does. It was always like, you got to slow the down. And if. Because we closely watch him. If you watch to his degrading from like clone body to clone body, you're like, oh, you're doing. If you do them too fast. If you do too fast of a Biden. And I can't do impressions like Kyle or Adam can. But. But from like, if you write for somebody's impression, it's like. It's almost like learning how to play an instrument or something like.

[B]

Yeah, it is.

[A]

If you do him too fast, he sounds like Will Ferrell doing George W. Bush. And so.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[A]

So Adam would wear the shades and the hair any. Anyway like that. And it was very Will Ferrell Bush. The first one I saw it was the first night he did it was still great. But that's the whole trick of it is slowing the fuck down to having like frequent your brain bleeds and we cover it up. We need a. We need an FDR leg blanket for your fucking head basically for your brain. Do they make that an FDR blanket for the brain? That's what Biden needed. There's no one like you and there never will be. From the producer Bohemian Rhapsody. There are many legends, but there is only 1 Michael. Rated PG 13. In theaters April 24. Life is Full of choices. But the choice between getting crispy chicken nuggets or a crunchwrap slider isn't one. You'll have to make the new crispy Chicken Crunchwrap slider at Taco Bell. All white meat chicken nuggets breaded in tortilla chips, wrapped up sauce and all inside a slider sized crunch wrap. Choose from creamy chipotle or jalapeno honey mustard. Well, there we go. Life still full of choices. The new crispy chicken crunch wrap slider, a brand new classic only a Taco bell and participating U.S. taco Bell locations for a limited time and while supplies last. Trump, dude, he has no excuse. If you watch his old recordings seems like years ago now, but we played on Jimmy Dore show. I mean it's 180 degrees.

[B]

It's 180 degrees.

[A]

I'm telling you, it's mythic level. Yeah, the Janus figure of myth.

[B]

You know what's crazy though? When you look at his first term and had all kinds of chaos.

[A]

Let's look at this beauty.

[B]

I'm going to pull that up in a sec. But like when you look at Trump's first term, it was very chaotic and there's a lot of different things.

[A]

You know one thing he did that I want to give him credit for because. But it was reversed. Don't worry, it was, it was good. Some of the H1B visa controversy and all that when all these, oh, we need to get the best. So Trump, what a great idea. This. And I would have fucking trumpeted this, this achievement. He said, oh, these, we need these tech people from India and wherever the fuck where you pay them less and they will take it. Um, okay. You have to pay them more than an American if you bring them in because they're really important, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, if they're the best in the world, you have to pay them more.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow, that's like fucking great, dude. Well, that was struck down. Don't worry. Immediately he's owned. There's no I'm not again, anybody who says, are you loyal to Trump? I want to explain to you what a dumb shit you are. And I don't believe there's that many people that stupid other than a certain age, that is their brains are going to calcify from staying in one ideological zone their whole life. Okay. He is supposed to be loyal to you. You're not supposed to be loyal to him. That's right. He and he got elected in 2016 by saying, I'm with you. He was Mocking Hillary Clinton.

[B]

Yep. Who said the most effective campaign.

[A]

Yo, so that's what I'm talking about. The libs. The fucking. I'm with her. Do you know what I'm. I mean yo, you know what a you are. If you would fucking not see if you would hear that and not be insulted to your core man or woman every. All 350 different legitimate genders offended at that. You are a cow that should be made into jerky and eaten. And you will be. And you will be. Don't you fucking worry. You fucking. The fuck am I talking about?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

This might be a 4 o' clock if I'm being honest. This might be

[B]

what I'm saying though about his. What I was saying about his first term was though it. There were foreign policy aspects to it that actually were half decent. And this time around it's all. It's like a Hillary Clinton redux.

[A]

The wit. Well that's what Erica Kirk is. She's a fucking Hillary Clinton. If you're going on. Yeah. If you're a right winger that can't see a Hillary. An inept dude. And I mean in terms. When I say Hillary Clinton, I just mean in terms of being a murderer. Like a killer inside. I died in the wool. Killer and liar like Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton starved half him. I'm sorry. We found out later it was only a quarter million Iraqi kids. So I want to apologize to Hillary Clinton. He's not half a million and that's my bad. But I mean a quarter million is not good. I want. I don't want to say that's good. I. I'm the guy who makes best the enemy a good all the time and I'm really working on it. Now here's some great dad relationship. Now what you want to talk about? Great. Let's wanna talk about the best kissing your dad on his real. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

This New York Post.

[A]

What do you mean is that real?

[B]

Why would you say Carl and Rob.

[A]

Okay, that's. There's more pictures of this. You go go an image search.

[B]

They were doing the lip.

[A]

Yo. It's not one time, dude. They have multiple. And you can. We can see Rob kissing his boy on the mountain. Yeah. Nice. Tim Brady. Tom Brady. I call it a Brady. I call it a Brady fly kiss. It's like a butterfly kiss. I gotta make it. Oh, look at these one. Look at the one where he's got his hand on the boy's cheek. On meathead's cheek. Look at him. That's yeah, and look at Rob.

[B]

Is that one real?

[A]

They're all real.

[B]

I don't know if that one's real. That one looks a little fake.

[A]

Okay, Julian, just.

[B]

Let's play those other ones.

[A]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's just play the odds. Let's just look at the odds. You're a Wall street guy, okay? You're an investment guy. If you got multiple at different locations, pictures of you with your dad doing that, you think that one ain't real? What are you talking about?

[B]

I'm just saying. Okay, that one looked like AI. But all the other ones to say

[A]

like, yo, I'll tell you if they're not real, because I would.

[B]

Okay, those are real. There's other ones.

[A]

Okay now?

[B]

Sure.

[A]

Did your dad ever kiss you on you? No. He never held the back of your head?

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay, well, I had the same kind of toxic masculine dad myself. Yeah, I had to make the first move. My dad said to me too. Here we go. Ew. You'll kiss your father on the mouth. What are you, five? To kiss you like that, you better stab me to death. That's what papa said.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

Yo, dude, look at that. So I brought up Tasmosis on Danny Jones, but anybody that ever got diddled in some way, and I'm using that as a kind of a cutesy term to encompass a lot of fucking. The basis of all Americans lives. You know what the fuck you're looking at? You know, and so there's the people got got and the people didn't get got. And it's a kind of sight you get, especially if you get it at a very young age. You might call it your third eye. You get opened up. In fact, I saw Kiriakou and Bustamante, you know, the light and dark side of the XCI Force.

[B]

Yeah, the spectrum.

[A]

But they both talked about how when the CIA looks at people as people that are traumatized at a young age. Right. Maybe it was on the show they were saying it. Yeah, that's called MK Monarch. Does everybody not get what I'm talking about? Trauma, it programs you. There's certain shit that I have an aversion to that because of trauma. You know, like a woman's vagina. I find it disgusting, Julian.

[B]

You know, all right, Nick Fuentes.

[A]

I think we first of all we need to save the white race. But how when vaginas disgusting, you know, I sooner or later as long. And. And then they go bad after they're 50. I'm just saying. Groiper shit his Followers, by the way. A bunch of people. It's very, it's wild. It's very Andrew Tate. I'm a Muslim, yet I have a tech company in Israel. Talk like human trafficking and a lot of like, they gotta be young or they're worthless. Like real crazy shit that I don't know how this little fuck has ever been on anything, talking to anybody.

[B]

I don't, I don't understand what he believes.

[A]

Like that's the point, isn't.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

That's the point. Yo, Kino Casino. Shout out to Kino Casino and fucking Kuno Casino. Kino operation Kino Kino Casino. They've. Their coverage is great. Of all these. Okay. Also kiwifarms, that dude from kiwifarms has documented all these fucked up people to a point that you can't believe and the connections between that Kiwi farm people have picked up on. So it's. Imagine spurgs that are telling on the other spurgs that are furries and pedos. The zealousness of loving like a model train of these high functioning. Do you know what I mean? Like, anyway, the point is this good intel. That's why Kiwi farms, they were trying to destroy it. I'll bet you if I talk to journalist friends I have, they're like, isn't that a cyber bully site or some dumb that they didn't look into? And these are people that I think are good at their job. Why would they have looked into this? But if you look at everything, you'll find out crazy connections. You know, I. I want to fight. I want to find out Mr. Beast's weird story of, you know, I don't know if it's Rockefeller backing. Somebody's got a great story about Mr. Beast.

[B]

Well, he just. This is what I had heard. He just joined the book. Can we pull this up? Thief. He joined like the board of something that includes money that's back from Rockefeller or whatever. So now people are saying like he's.

[A]

Well, if you're in Rockefeller money, it's for nothing good. There's nothing coming out of the Rockefellers that isn't pure evil unleashed upon this earth.

[B]

You know what I'm starting to realize though, Kurt? The Rockefellers and places like that have money and tons of places I never previously would have even thought to look that they.

[A]

Yeah, of course. Why would you know to look at that? And you even. Didn't you work in like kind of like some Wall Street. What did you tell me?

[B]

I worked in the private bank at

[A]

Merrill lynch okay, so you wouldn't even know about it as a guy that's in the industry of banking at some point would not know about it. People and people that should know about shit, they don't because they've been compartmentalized by completely. You're supposed to focus on your job and stay in your lane.

[B]

That's exactly right.

[A]

Yeah. So it's a what if you still believe in this, you're a Disney adult. That's what I think of you. You're a Disney adult if you still believe in the whole system. D.L. hughley used to be the guy who sounded smart on Bill Maher is now a Disney adult. Bill Maher is a hard adult. I don't know what the. I don't know what they got on him, but he is on now. And he used to be better.

[B]

Why do you say he's a now

[A]

every single thing that comes out of his dumb mouth. Oh, that's easy. Every stupid. He talks like BB Netanyahu on the phone and shit.

[B]

So he does have a real sore spot for Israel.

[A]

Yeah, dude, listen, it ain't a political difference of fucking opinion. The definition of genocide, let's remind everyone, was from Jews that got fucking killed in the Holocaust. So I didn't want to call it that. They called it that and it's a law. That's why the their guys wanted by the icc. You know the one we like when it doesn't like Putin, but not when

[B]

it doesn't like Netanyahu.

[A]

Yeah, that's why oh why can't we know if Netanyahu's dead or not? And why are they putting out fake AIs where it looks like he's. Oh, because he's wanted in every country, I bet. Yeah, fuck that guy's whole family except his brother who had the balls to stay in Israel. I guess he's better than him, but fuck his pig wife too. What scum. And so, dude, it's like you saw Inglourious Bastards. Remember the. The callous inhumanity towards the Nazis that felt pretty justified as you watching the movie. Yeah, well, that's what these people are. You assholes taught me about how bad the Nazis were. And so if you act like Ashkenazis, I'm going to notice it now because I went to your indoctrination just like when I went to my own thing. A Jehovah Witness. When they go against their own thing, it makes me very mad. Yeah, you. If you don't like, it's not my fault. That's your fault. It's Trump's fault for being a. It's not your fault for not being loyal. Everybody better stop saluting the flag because you're a dumb. If you still do it, you're dumbish, dude. Or you get all. First of all, let's watch this. Look at these dead eyes, yo. Look at this fucking smile of just showing your teeth and then eyes with no fucking soul in there. Look at that. Nobody's home in there, dude. Look at his fucking face. Look at his smiles. Hey, wait, let me do it.

[B]

I mean, it could just be an autism smile.

[A]

Yeah. Hey, I like to get expired prison food and give it to your kids. Because my mother. Mother told me I'm the beast of revelation. Now let's do some squid games. Now let's do some unsafe squid games. Yeah. Why is he still around? He should have been brought down by his freak friend. What?

[B]

I haven't heard anything about that.

[A]

It went away. Keno casino had it. Kiwi farms had it. That's why those are the bad. Well, Kiwi farms really not cute casinos. They've been. People liked it, right?

[B]

I remember. I remember when that came down though. What the hell was.

[A]

Yeah, they're into Lolly. You know what? Lolly is something.

[B]

Chris something. Chris. I. I don't want to get it wrong, but the guy who then came out trans and had the whole thing. Then it was found that he was Chris Tyson. He was then in a bunch of old group. I don't even know how.

[A]

You know what? Jake Paul should have. Should have fought him instead of Mike Tyson. I bet it would have been better.

[B]

But he was grooming a bunch of kids, that guy.

[A]

I didn't know he was grooming them. I. Well, the point is they had this. Can't remember the guy's name. Some other Internet freak. These people end up being up like in ways you can't imagine. But he. I say so much.

[B]

It's all right. You're in Jersey.

[A]

It's because of New Jersey. That's exactly what it is.

[B]

It rubs off.

[A]

Big J used to say that because we would just use every other word. So I went down to street and you're a idiot. I gotta learn to smile like Mr. Beast more.

[B]

That's. No, that's pretty good. Hold that one.

[A]

Feastable.

[B]

I think the term for it's Duchenne smile.

[A]

I just sleep with an old man in a bed to get so I could make squid games with my friend who's a gooner. My mom picked it out because we're satanic. We're satanic. Ever asked why the fuck is he on anything making anything after that?

[B]

You ever asked Rogan what he thinks of him?

[A]

Do you think they're close?

[B]

Not close, but, you know, I mean, friendly with him.

[A]

He was on the show and they were. He was nice. I think I remember that. Guy's a nice guy because he was on the show once. It was nice the way anybody would talk. I don't think they hang out like that. Do you? Do you?

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, and then I would go, you're compromised. You're too close to Mr. Beast. You're in too deep, man. I'll pull you out.

[B]

Well, we can have Cash Patel investigate it. He'll get to Muffet.

[A]

Oh, yeah. They got to. Oh, that's right. So Cash Patel, he wasn't hacked by Iran. Iran hacked Israel and that got Israel's trove of Cash Patel shit.

[B]

Wait, Cash Patel shits from Israel?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, jerk offs. We could never win a war against Iran. I hope I said it. I think I'm here. I say it a lot. We haven't won a war in many years. Remember, fuck faces. Why would you think we would win? We never win. Well, somebody wins. You don't win, you come home with your dick and your fucking hands blown off. Or just. You kill yourself. That's what you get. Yeah. The amount of suicides alone. And I'm watching some fucking. It's one of the guys that's like, less like. Because some of the Navy SEAL guys, I'm like that at them.

[B]

You're like what? At them?

[A]

The. The influencer ones, like the. Who's the guy? That's USC fighter. Callan's is friends with him.

[B]

Tim Kennedy, he was a. Yeah.

[A]

I don't. I find that Green Beret. No, he wasn't, was he? I thought he was a seal.

[B]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's a Green Beret. He's not.

[A]

No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[B]

Didn't even.

[A]

No, he's a Green Beret. You're right. You're right, you're right.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, you were right. He's on.

[A]

He's. Because that guy Shrek said.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He trained him or something. But anyway, the point is this. There's a bunch of these guys that go on things and they're all boost amonte about it, you know? Now the other guy could be faking it too, but I'll just like him better because he's not like the other guy.

[B]

Kiriaka.

[A]

Yeah. And, you know, I never heard of him before the. The podcasts were invented. But I don't mean nothing because I wasn't informed, so I don't mean. But, you know, we all saw the Departed. There's a thing called sheep dipping. You know?

[B]

Sheep dipping?

[A]

You know that term? Yeah, yeah. When they. I think L. Ron Hubbard got sheep dipped. You know, his shameful Navy service. That's an embarrassment. And he's hiding it. And he didn't really do all this stuff for the Navy. Well, I think they sheep dipped him because I think the CIA is deeply. Has been involved with Scientology for quite some time. For sure. Probably, if not from the start, at least from the time when they infiltrated the irs. I don't think they would ever stop infiltrating you if you did what he did with the irs.

[B]

One of my. One of my Scientology guests. I can't remember which one it was. It might have been Aaron Smith. Levin. Aaron.

[A]

Yeah. Hey, Aaron.

[B]

But I know one of them said that Scientology is one of the largest human trafficking organizations, you know, in the world.

[A]

They're Moonies. Hey, the people the Shinryukyo Tokyo. See, that was CIA too, by the way. You CIA Who? You know, the sarin gas, Japanese thing. It's in J.R. sweet's book. Get J. R. Sweet's book.

[B]

Sarin gas, Japanese. I don't know anything.

[A]

You remember the Japanese cult where the guy looked like Bobby Lee? No beard.

[B]

Did he talk like him too?

[A]

I feel like I'm saying all the same Danny Jones things I just said. Anyway, if you look at him, he looks like. You never heard of this? Yes, you did. Come on.

[B]

I've never heard of this. Oh, the unification.

[A]

No, that's the Moonies. That's what my bullet crown was.

[B]

I know that one.

[A]

Put in a

[B]

Bobby Lee Japanese cult leader.

[A]

No, no, don't put that in Japanese. Gas attack or something. The Japanese sarin attack. The CIA had some sarin laying around and they.

[B]

They use sarin on the Japanese?

[A]

Well, no, this crazy cult leader did because you. But he was using Scientology on the people, which, by the way, MK Now, I gotta ask Aaron. Next time, Aaron. Next time. I talked to him. I think I got this room. But I could be wrong. I've. Those E meters are supposedly giving you a little subtle charge too, while you hold the fucking cans. So think of. So I don't know if that's true, but if it is true. But if true. Sing a shock treatment to make you forget. J.R. sweet got program by his family. They get. They tase him and tell him to remember, to forget. Because he was Sirhan. He was monarched as a boy. Mormons. Fucking fucked up ass fucking Mormons, dude. They really get my jersey up, some of these guys.

[B]

Sirhan Sirhan was Monarched.

[A]

Well, no, that's MK Ultra. Would be Sirhan Sirhan. Okay, but Monarch is the one where they.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, the kids.

[A]

Well, so let's say your dad gets caught sending CP through the. Through the US Mail, like Kathy o' Brien's dad did. They were Catholic, not Mormon. This is. I forget, Wisconsin or Michigan or something. And the government comes and they go, hey, we already know what you do with your kids. We want to put your kids in this program and we'll give you a good contract selling computers to schools or go to prison.

[B]

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[A]

So they recruited. So you know, the CIA recruits sociopaths. If they recruit sociopaths, they're not going to recruit other kinds of paths. Like, is everybody a fucking idiot? So I never know now, but like I said, John Kiriakou, I. I learned a bunch of stuff from that guy. Okay. Even though I have no idea what his deal is, at the end of the day, how could I. I just go off if the information is good or bad. So he hasn't given me. You know, some people will give you good information and they won't get on board with what you're like. He was on Jimmy and I was talking about Monarch. It's like, well, they don't still do that. I'm like, yes, they do. What are you talking about, dude?

[B]

He said that?

[A]

Something like that. It was something. But like I said, I'm not reckoning with people's training. There's a very important psychological aspect where they've. They've already picked you out as someone that's gonna not do what I'm doing.

[B]

But here's the other thing, Kurt. I think there's a second layer to it as well, because I think about this a lot with John. I think when they recruit people, of course, they're looking for some of those tendencies, like sociopathic or straddling the line

[A]

of that having no stomach.

[B]

But then there's also layers below that. There's layers below that to where they're like, okay, this one could actually handle doing this terrible thing that one couldn't.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And I think John was a guy that they said that one couldn't with this, but then they thought he would do. To torture and he wouldn't even do that. I say wouldn't even do that.

[A]

But, like, that's like A low level. You know what I mean? Yes. I think you're this guy. Paranoid American. Did my show and was taught and he's writing a book of. Yeah, Paranoid American. He's only a 32nd degree Freemason, it turns out.

[B]

Oh, he's a freemason.

[A]

Oh, yeah. But dude, if you're 32nd and below, you don't know shit about shit. I mean, you know, how do you

[B]

know that you don't know shit about shit at 32nd and below?

[A]

You've never been in Gary Wayne. Okay, so wait, wait. So, okay, okay, so wait, hold on.

[B]

Are you a freemason, Kurt Metzger?

[A]

No, I'm in a militia that guards the white man on the Cracker Barrel sign. I don't know if you've heard of this. Called the Barrel Men. I'm a first degree barrelman. Yes. In case they come for him again. Jared from Cracker Barrel, our last Jared we got.

[B]

All right, so Paranoid American was saying.

[A]

So he's writing a book about adrenochrome. Oh, now you can find a couple of good, very interesting things about it with. Probably go to Odyssey to find the video down. But it's like there's a big Native American connection with that.

[B]

Native American connection to adrenochrome?

[A]

Yeah, Iroquois. Now if you go to your grok, your chat GPT, it'll be like, no, there isn't. And then you have to be more specific and it'll show you things. And because it's not alive and never can be, it won't make the connections, but it will do. This grok did this to me. I go, yeah, it is that. I. I get abusive with it when it patronizes me, okay? I go, shut up, you stupid. Yo, Gracos, dude, this is creepy as hell. I was talking. I go, well, so I get the real information after I have to keep asking it like a. A small child that didn't want to brush their teeth. I have to ask it to look up. Did you look it up though, Grok? Because it's there to psychologically placate you. It's not there to give you information.

[B]

Right.

[A]

It's like making wishes on a monkey paw. Okay, so most people ain't smart enough to do it. They just go, you know, like the. Who's that dingbat from the View who presided? Sonny Hostin. Yeah, she wrote about. Because remember all the pardons from Biden until Trump, I guess, did even better. But she goes, yeah, well, but one pres. I can't remember what president she attributed to but he. He fucking pardoned like Seymour debuts some shit that the AI chatgpt said to her. I'm not even. It's not even as funny as what ChatGPT said. I'm just saying. Was it true? No. And she goes, don't. And then she tweets. Don't blame me. Blame Chat GPT. You're a judge. You told me you're a judge in child trafficking cases. And you're this much of a. Yo, put in Sunny host in Chat GPT. Please. I want to know the real thing now.

[B]

I wanted to give her the little glimmer benefit of it.

[A]

Why don't they're. Dude, dude, you have to understand, okay. You know how. And I've seen your clips. I've understand you're having a huge crash Melt

[B]

was only like one done.

[A]

We have a down. A down melt.

[B]

I don't like Howard Lutnick at all, if that's what you're asking.

[A]

Well, but you got a little bit of people that worked in finance, like, they know the. Like. I'm sure at a bank there's enough sense you would get of people from being around people in that line of work. Do you see what I'm saying?

[B]

Like, no, because. And this is what I always explain to people at banks. Banks. And actually this is almost creepy to say now that I know more about the rest of the world. Banks are very compartmentalized.

[A]

Meaning when you.

[B]

When you say, hey, I worked on Wall street, that can mean 40, 000 different things.

[A]

Yeah. Right.

[B]

So my little world didn't have exposure like most.

[A]

And you were like, you came up posts when like Puerto Ricans and Irish got in. So it was WASP to Puerto Rican Irish.

[B]

Uhhuh.

[A]

Then that's like my gener. That's like 90s. So I don't know now what it is. They probably let anybody.

[B]

It was also like post Dodd Frank and I was working on the personal finance side. It wasn't the banking side.

[A]

But do you like when Frank personally helped revoke Dodd Frank? You know he did that, right?

[B]

Barney Frank?

[A]

Yeah, he helped provoke his thing. You don't remember when he ran a callboy ring and DC and he threatened to add all the homos in Congress if they didn't leave him the alone. And that was on the.

[B]

Frank did that?

[A]

Yeah. Well, no. Excuse me. His live in male prostitute boyfriend was the real mastermind of it. Oh, not. Not the good set who revoked his own Dodd Frank bill when no one was looking because liberals are too stupid to see past it. I mean, they all are. Everybody has their emotional attachment to a thing, and then they're eating your kids in front of you like a. And you. Why do you like Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl?

[B]

That's what we fight over.

[A]

I love dad Bunny at the Super Bowl. I hated it. And he spoke Puerto Rican. Well, I wish I could speak Puerto Rican. What a. What a country of nothings. You deserve all. Look, it's too late. You blew it. 20 years ago was too late. So I'm. I just want to condemn you now. I'm not Christian. It's not Christian of me to do that. You know, Christian would offer you some kind of hope. I offer you nothing. You'll be eating like turkey. You'll go, there's no evidence. I'm being eaten like jerky while they do it. And you deserve it. Who am I talking to?

[B]

No one in particular.

[A]

As literally. I. There's no reason I should be able to afford rent. Clearly, I don't do a lot of indoor talk.

[B]

All right, this. This was true. The View co. Not that I doubt it.

[A]

And this was rated by fucking zion fuck shit face.com as pants on fire lie. I don't remember what the thing is. Snopes.

[B]

So the View co host blames chat GPT.

[A]

By the way, checking Snopes on fire. Yeah, but Hunter. So Woodrow Wilson. So okay, someone who's smart, which Sonny Hostin is not, would know that Woodrow Wilson's a piece of. That's not a good quote. Yeah, if she knew anything about anything. But she's a dumb puppet on a show. And the fact that she was involved in judging child trafficking cases is disturbing as cause she's a dumb.

[B]

Was it Anna Navarro or Sunny Host? Because it says Anna Navarro.

[A]

Oh, maybe it was Anna Navarro. I apologize. Sunny hostage. She did a great job. Oh, I just want to issue a retraction. Let me just issue a retraction. There's no evidence anything went wrong in her as a judge. Die. It was Anna Navarro. And what a pig she is. Okay, wait. Her husband that runs Uber and is a piece of. Is not a piece of.

[B]

I want to look into.

[A]

Wait. Look what she wrote though. Anna Navarro.

[B]

Yes. I'll read.

[A]

The daughter of Cuban plantation owners who had to flee to America.

[B]

So Woodrow Wilson pardoned his brother in law. Hunter died debuts. Bill Clinton pardoned his brother Roger.

[A]

You should focus on 100 debuts.

[B]

Donald Trump pardoned his daughter's father in law, Charlie Kushner and just appointed an ambassador to France. But tell me again how Joe Biden is setting precedent.

[A]

Ok, that was after the Hunter. Let's say that the Hunter debunts Hunter debuts, which, like, if you were Republican, that would be grounds for a time travel story that there was someone named Hunter debuts. She. She pins. That's like blaming the Jews, frankly. Or the Indians, which are the Jews of over there. How many years does have partners? Don't. Hey, take it up with Chat. GPT. Shouldn't you as a. An empowered woman on the View. By the way, Sunny Hostin is a dumb bitch. Sorry, I mean, I'm not. I'm like not. Listen the entire cast of the View. I never felt more betrayed when I found out that both Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg are not Jewish. Do you know that?

[B]

Yeah, I knew that, but like.

[A]

Well, I just found out Whoopi Goldberg wasn't Jewish. I thought it was like a Sammy Davis thing when he converted Judaism. I swear to God.

[B]

Jewish.

[A]

Well, there's black Jews that convert my. I had a friend in school named. I shouldn't say the name, I guess. Right. I don't know.

[B]

Probably not.

[A]

But she was adopted, so she was black and Jewish. Steven Spielberg has that daughter who now makes porn. And there's no reason to think anything bad just because his daughters and his adopted black daughters in pornography now and married to a dart player. A dart player was probably pretty happy. A lot happier than old Rob Reiner, you know.

[B]

Oh, damn. Anyway, tough way to go.

[A]

Wait, what? Why was I saying that? I don't remember.

[B]

Now, you were talking about Sunny Hostin, but then you said Joy Baker and Whoopi Goldberg aren't Jewish.

[A]

Joy Behar is not Jewish. What the.

[B]

She's Italian. Her name's like.

[A]

Like Behar. Sounds like you sell electronics on 46.

[B]

Yeah, but that's not her. She married a guy maybe a little lower back in the day.

[A]

A guy named what?

[B]

She married a guy whose last name was Behar back in the day. But she's like an Italian woman. It's like Pascucci or something like that.

[A]

Not. Oh, yeah, that's what I was thinking. That comic up. Okay, wait, I. Well, I wish I had known that is what I'm saying to you.

[B]

Why do you wish you had known that?

[A]

Because I. On Whoopi Goldberg's house, I spray painted from the river to the sea. Stop God's genocide, you Jew. I said to her. And now I feel like a fool. She's not even Jewish, dude. You know, and I think that's potentially a crime to spray paint someone's house. With anti Semitic, sluggish. You don't even want to know what I said. Enjoy Behar. But it was Nick Fuentes fastic tastic. I was like, nobody wants your Judaism or your stinky pussy, bitch. Do you remember, by the way, when Joy Behar proposed a sex strike?

[B]

No.

[A]

Like the great Elysium when they. When they. When the Democrats MeToo movement sex strike. No. Spike Lee did made a movie called Shy Rack, which was about the Lisa Strada play that. Yeah, because black people give a shit about that. And great. Good job, Spike. And it was about how the women of Chicago won't fuck the men because of Drill rapper. I don't think he even knew about drill rap at the time. But it was needless to say. They were like, shut the fuck up. That's Chicago, dude. They don't give a shit about your fucking Nick's feelings about them anyway. Okay, so. So I don't remember I even brought up Spike Lee.

[B]

Shyrak, Joy Behar, Sex, giving up sex. That movement.

[A]

Okay, Lisa Strahd is a Greek play. Do you know what it is? Right? It's a bunch of women of Athens. You know how rich freaks all love like ancient Greek because it's like a whole. A whole back then. And that's what they really respect the most. Because they're the most depraved, trained sociopaths. Yeah, that's what paranoid American was talking. They want to make your cortisol. You can withstand cortisol like a demigod. You understand stress?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I get it. But like, what's the. What's the idea?

[A]

So I'm Hillary Clinton and I have to starve quarter million Iraqi kids with a sanctions. Now some women, especially one that had a kid, might feel some pangs in their hearts, you know. But how do I conquer those bad feelings?

[B]

You get rid of the.

[A]

I eat a kid's face at a ceremony once a year. Yo, I already done eight a kid's face. So you think it's anything to me? It's gangster, it's Mexican cartel. But. But to do some evil like that, your cortisol has to get blasted. The stress you need to feel from a young age to be really good at it. To have a superpower of not giving a. You, you have to be. So think of these rich royal families inbreeding for years to create like these. Like the way they do what you do with a pitbull or whatever to make it however you want to be. It's not perfect, you know, people still have their own soul and feelings.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And they tell. They tell. None of this is top secret. Everyone's telling. Everyone that was a victim of this is telling. If you feel like listening to it. It you had some guy on here, some jerk off who forget all the other people. I was saying terrible things about that. And I can't remember his name even. But he goes, oh, they don't do it now. So that's how you know he's a piece of. Yeah, no, they do do it now Face. Why is a young man saying something that stupid unless he works for them? Or you're a piece of like Michael Tracy or you're an oily. It's hard. Look, I cannot accuse Michael Tracy of being a shill because who would pay for him? He don't look good talking about it.

[B]

He does not look good talking.

[A]

It's like fucking Frank from Always Sunny talking about it now. I found an egg under the bridge. The girls ain't got the old enough to bleed. It don't sound too good, does it?

[B]

Someone's going, damn it.

[A]

Yo, who the follows Nick Fuentes. Except Mac from Always Sunny is. Mac from Always Sunny is the perfect template. I think there's a gay trad Cath.

[B]

I think there's a lot of people in Nigeria and Ukraine and places like that.

[A]

International support.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, well, I haven't looked into it. That's fair. That's more than fair. Anyway, paranoid American whose book on adrenochrome, which is how we started this horseshit, the goal is to make secondary psychopaths when I'm secondary psychopath or a sociopath. So a psychopath don't feel nothing. A sociopath obeys rules, but they're not the rules you're supposed to obey. Like a mafioso. Yeah, right. And that's why they call themselves soldiers. Because they kill for their thing. That's what Gangster and soldier, it's the same programming. It's just one is. And I'm not even saying like. Yes, obviously your country's military is probably the better gang to join than. Okay, so I'm not like. But it's still the same basic thing. And the. My. You know, they're not allowed to do Full Metal Jacket to people no more. I guess. But that's called mind control. Basic training. They break you down. Dude, you could basic train you. I mean, look, hey. As Luke Skywalker when you had to go in those swamps. Look like you're getting some cardio. You look good, man.

[B]

Yeah. Thank you.

[A]

But you feel yourself breaking down and being rebuilt yeah. So it's not necessarily bad.

[B]

No, it's a good thing.

[A]

Point. The point is I should be able to control it because my blood came from snake people. That's the. I'm wrapped. I'm just starting in a nutshell.

[B]

I think a lot of these people who maybe, you know, come from the complete elite world were also without. The ones that didn't come from bloodlines and stuff like that. Yo, do you know people selected young to do it.

[A]

Certainly really young. But maybe it's like the guy that shot Reagan, that Sinclair got a big bailout from the Bushes after. So Bush is the vice president, Poppy's the vice president. Meg is the president of Mark. A guy. See, this is how funny it is. The amount they use this. I did exactly. You did, dude. Oh, it's like that Jared Leto. Mark David Chapman shot Lennon, Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's always a guy that's there to. That's crazy. To shoot you when you're not useful no more.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Or when you go against the thing. Think of the power of Reagan that people still think he did a good job because they liked. He had great jokes, that he had the finest Hollywood joke writers at the time. It's in the Reagan Museum. The cards. I remember the story about how he met Nancy Reagan from. She was on the commie list, but he saved her.

[B]

Oh, she was on the commie list.

[A]

Well, it's all. It's a made up PR story. Like Travis Kelsey marrying Taylor Swift when you know he likes black jigs. It's well known. It's football. Of course it's arranged. It's all arranged. You get it? Like when I say arrange, I don't mean like it's. I mean it is sinister, but it's not like comic bookish. It's normal. Actors all the time and people getting fake. Right. What do we do? If you were gay back in the day, when you can't be gay, imagine not being able to be gay in Hollywood. That's real. That happened. So you hire a guy to hire a guy to find you a chick to be your wife. Scientology, Tom Cruise. That's just old Hollywood. Scientology auditioned wives for Tom Cruise. Isn't that weird? No, it's what they did. But there's no old Hollywood. And Tom. Thomas Mapather. Mapather. Mapather Maypather. I don't know. MapOther. Thomas MapOther III.

[B]

Is that his real name?

[A]

Yeah. Thomas Mapatha III.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's one of them guys that's bred young for this. Why does he have to? So you know the, the wacky rumor that he has to go get a fish.

[B]

A fish.

[A]

He goes. So Troy McClure, I'm pretty sure. Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm Pretty sure Troy McClure, remember that we marries Aunt Selma in the Simpsons. Somebody does out there, but they make all these jokes that he fish, basically, is that they go. The Mafia goes, Troy McClure sleeps with the fishes. Like as in he fish. And he's always got. He's always, always lives here at Aquarium.

[B]

They did that with Kanye on South Park. Remember, I'm a gay fish.

[A]

Well, that's a totally different kind of. Anyway, like that. Here's why that's different. Okay. Because that one is like an absurdist thing. And this one is based on some rumor. Somebody heard these guys writing for this. When they go, how do they predict the future? You know, they're living it. It's a bunch of guys went to Harvard, asshole. Yo. Shit. I know you said to me at the top of the show, but like, if you're just aware of what the real current events are, you seem like you're a psychic to people or they don't believe you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's not predicting the future. You live in the past, you fucking dipshits. You can. You know all that Nick Land kind of bullshit about, you know, capitalism is conquering, so AI in the future is conquering the past. I'm really summing it up as a lot like that's. You're just describing colonialism. You mean coming from the future, take advantage of past people. That's how we got this country, right?

[B]

Oh, look what you did there. Kurt Metzger.

[A]

Oh. Pointed out a very obvious thing that any idiot could say. Yeah, okay, that is pretty awesome.

[B]

But when you put it that way.

[A]

Yo, colonialism and AI, what's the Van Damme one time where the guy rob some confederates of gold with Uzis and Van Damme's in it and Ron Silver's the bad guy. Time Cop is. How could I not remember that? It was like they went with the first one. They thought of the title Time Cop. But that's. And it used to make me laugh because I'm like, yeah, if you ever read A Connecticut Yankee and King Arthur, sport the book, not the many movies. The book's very worth reading. It's very anti Catholic. Like Mark Twain clearly despised medievalism and Catholics a lot.

[B]

Why those two?

[A]

Well, he's not wrong, but it's all about how barbaric These elites were. And it's a guy who's a Yankee from Connecticut that has. Can do all the things. He's like a mister. He's like MacGyver. He can make anything. Here's what kind of a MacGyver. And he gets. I don't know how. He goes back in time to King Arthur, Arthur times. And it's all like. All the Arthurian knights are like dipshits. And he takes over because he invents guns. Like he knows about gunpowder. He can make his own, you know. And anyway, so that's a fantasy. They made a great version of it starring Martin Lawrence.

[B]

I remember that.

[A]

Black Knight. Black Knight sums the book up I would say. Without the anti Catholicism. So it probably was pretty solid.

[B]

And then why did Twain hate the Catholics?

[A]

Because he read about them.

[B]

Him.

[A]

Oh he. Probably because he was literate. He wasn't a peasant with baloney on his dick like a. Because he wasn't a peasant. Ethnic baloney dick who likes soccer like a. I'm full of white claws today.

[B]

Yeah, you are.

[A]

It was a four claw. But you know what? Four clause is maybe too many looking back.

[B]

And whatever was in that joint too.

[A]

I wanna. I wanna apologize. Well, that's just my medicine. That's.

[B]

I know I was getting baked in there. I am baked right now.

[A]

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[B]

Okay, what is going on there?

[A]

Dude, dude, the guy's name is. His channel is like be better some. It's some like cosmetic thing. But he's like a gay kid. I assume he's gay. You know what? Probably a straight. All these kids like, you know, he's clavicular. He's got a girl. I'm like, does he like that?

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

Oh, I think I just assume every, every generation, like a certain generation is just gay. I don't. And they don't make these kids with gaydar no more. You notice that they don't. What? They don't install gaydar in these kids no more. I don't know if it has to do with the taint shrinking, but these kids don't know what's gay. How does Nick Fuentes have people. Well, they're probably closeted too. Yeah. Is he gay? Are you joking? Hey, William F. Buckley. The age of the weird queen. That's Catholic. We all learned about this a long time ago. But they're, they're. It's. I think in your taint is where gaydar is. And because of microplastics?

[B]

No, because the tanks are too small. They're not picking up on it.

[A]

You got to think of it. This is why I tell my audiences across America, you got to think of it like a six pack rings and your taints. A baby turtle. It swims into it and its neck is constructed, restricted. No, I said this on Danny Jones too. I'll say it here.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

If you find my taint prints on this chair, years from now, they're gonna think Giants walk this earth. Okay. And I'll stand on that business. Sonny Hostin, Judge Austin. Anyway, you see Tom Cobb. It's pretty cool.

[B]

Oh, my God, I just got a cramp. Oh, my God.

[A]

I got pee so bad, dude.

[B]

All right, all right, let's take a quick break.

[A]

Cut out where they said.

[B]

Back to Hurricane Metzger. All right, we're back. By the way, this is just fresh off the presses here. Kurt Metzger. I was looking while we were taking a break. Okay, they're saying this is just in from Disclose tv. Israel reportedly plans to invite the US to build new military bases in the country and to. To relocate some of its other Middle east bases to Israel after the ones

[A]

that got blown up by Balsa with drones. By Iran, you mean? Yeah, right.

[B]

This is from the Times of Israel reporting that.

[A]

Wait, why are you telling me? I don't have nothing to do with that.

[B]

You got nothing to do with that? You don't know about the military base?

[A]

I just support our best friend, an aircraft carrier in the Middle east who sometimes shoots at our other aircraft carriers.

[B]

I don't know, Kurt. I don't know how they can make the argument anymore to the public of.

[A]

They don't. They're past it. You know, Israel knows it's up and they're going to squeeze every last drop of support, including probably your fucking blood, for the war, because they're sending troops again. Like, the level of Trump fucking with you here, of pretending like he didn't. If anyone telling you somebody tricked Trump, you're an asshole if you believe that. I mean, did you not hear what he said before he went in? Which was, like, way too smart to not know not to do that. Oh, Charlie Kirk, don't forget. And I was talking to. Who was I talking to? Stein. Kimmy was telling me was something like Charlie, like, really impressed that Charlie Kirk talked Trump out of any war in Iran. Of course, Charlie Kirk was dead after that, and there's nothing suspicious about that. A furry did it. And don't look into it, obviously. And that's not a problem. Yo, is what's her name not suing Drew Ski?

[B]

I don't know, because there's a lot.

[A]

I think the bitch is a clone.

[B]

There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot of fake screenshots of them floating around. I can't tell who really said what, like, publicly.

[A]

But yeah, I mean, she. Because she couldn't Possibly be stupid enough to sue somebody for that.

[B]

I mean it's dry Zan effect 101.

[A]

You know, he, he kind of, I would say first of the make. Whoever his white face makeup person is is doing such a. I mean with. Who's he going to.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

But Lucasfilm incredible. Stan Winston animatronics for his fucking.

[B]

Oh, it's incredible.

[A]

Now it helped that him and her have roughly the same size head to begin with.

[B]

That is true.

[A]

She's got a blimp like just Cabbage Patch head. Okay. Yo, B. His name. It's like be better. But if you go on Jimmy Dore show we have a clip of it. But this, this gay billionaire son. I hope he's gay again. I hope so. Otherwise I'm. He's got great skin.

[B]

Be better.

[A]

But anyway, he sums up the Charlie Kirk thing the best I've ever. I would never be able to sum it up better than this kid.

[B]

Let's find it. His name's Be better.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you have it?

[A]

Yeah, I probably have it, dude. And then you don't have to.

[B]

I saw a clip, I don't know if we're thinking of the same person, but I saw a clip where some kid who did appear to be a little less than heterosexual was talking about how how like the presidents don't really have power.

[A]

That's the guy. Ye.

[B]

The same one?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So he get, he did a clip on this too. What the. It wasn't be Better?

[A]

No, that was the name of his. Because it's not a channel for.

[B]

I think this might have been like a repost channel I saw it on

[A]

though, because it definitely a lot of reposting being done.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

I don't even know how to strike.

[B]

Billionaires kid Exposes elites. Tik tok or something like that. Let's see if we can find it. I, I, the other one. I know you're talking about. What? So this one, he's saying what again.

[A]

So all of them are, all of them are billionaires. Okay. The people control are billionaires. So whoever they want, such as your Reagan's. Reagan's are probably already picked out. He already ruined SAG when he was the head of the union. He helped Brit bust that union up.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Zag to this day is like, you know, I mean I think they got the Writers Guild too. They got to it. But anyway, he, he fucking was picked. And Nancy Reagan's dad was some fucking weird Nazi or some, some like that.

[B]

And let's Google Nancy Reagan, dad. Nazi.

[A]

You think that's gonna come up like that?

[B]

Maybe.

[A]

You know, Grock huffed at me, dude. I'll never get over that.

[B]

You?

[A]

Yeah, when I was telling you about the Iroquois Indiana, I got really upset at that. It goes. I go, so clearly they're connected. It goes, No, Kurt, they're not. I go, why a fuck. So now I'm yelling at it. It's like acting with a puppet. If you go. If you ever have to act with puppets. It's not that hard to go into their world. It's not.

[B]

I need a documentary film crew to follow you around for like three days and in particularly focus on with AI. No, no, no. Your interaction.

[A]

Show it to you Ready?

[B]

That's a pilot. I could sell that.

[A]

Who's my interaction? Questions. That's. I literally am on my phone.

[B]

Yeah, but you know, like a member in house of.

[A]

Oh, yelling at it. They might be texting.

[B]

No, I hope nobody show the text popping up. That's what I need. I need.

[A]

I bet the SmartPhrage record. I bet. I'll bet Israel has embarrassing recordings that Iran can hack and show of me yelling at this phone.

[B]

Oh, yeah. You never explain why you thought it was Israel that hacked Cash Patel's or what it was Iran that hacked Israel to get Cash Patel. What's the logic there?

[A]

Some random channel. The guy's talking about Mahmoud.

[B]

Oh, that makes me believe it so much.

[A]

No, but look, I'm not. Nobody has to trust I. Look at me. Why would you trust me? I'm hoping that you go look for your fucking self. Go. Go to. You go to your local library, jerk off, because that's what you do there now. Come back and then look it up while you take a shit. That's all I'm trying to encourage people to do. You like, you shouldn't trust anybody. You should be looking it up. They said don't do your own research during the pandemic. I'm not over that. I don't know how anybody after someone says that to your fucking face. How you could ever be that big of a. That you would ever trust the fucking state again. You must be a cow. You must be a fucking. All right, I'm getting a little upset. So like that. Oh, I'm not. I can't read. You know where I read, by the way? Where? I read that in Forbes.

[B]

In Forbes.

[A]

You must. You must never do your own research. Was in Forbes. I'm like, can I finish reading this Forbes article, though?

[B]

Oh, but yeah, not that kind. That kind. You can still do

[A]

anyway. So the bottom line is, if you don't know shit now, it's because you don't feel like it or you're like a. Like I said, it's just cowboy and shit. I would keep my head down, do my job, don't talk about China ever the fuck again. If that's you, don't worry about it. Professor Zhang's a professor, you cow. The Chinese have a better system than you. You ever go there? We have all the same shit. And yo it. It's not as different as you would hope. A little more high tech.

[B]

Oh my one one China met.

[A]

What if I was a scientist, could I do it? Who is it?

[B]

Who the fuck real?

[A]

I'm not making it up.

[B]

I did doubt you a little bit, but not really. You must not do your own research when it comes.

[A]

But keep this in mind. The guy that wrote it. How many people wrote now that all the articles written by three people that wrote the propaganda by committee. But who wrote it?

[B]

You didn't tell me it was the fucking headline though. Yeah, you were making it sound like it was in the.

[A]

I told you, I stopped reading it because you're not supposed to research both

[B]

sides and make up your own mind. It's simple, straightforward concept, common sense advice. And when it comes to issues like.

[A]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Does that not sound like the Dershowitz? Yeah, arrest people, PDF files and authority sounds like the right thing to do. But when you really think about it, like me, a weird pervert, honestly, it's not the best thing to do. I'm looking at the same. Do you see the same trick over and over again?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, so why would I read Forbes? I must be a dumb shit anyway, but. But I'm not dumb enough to read that and go, look at this. Who can read that, would read that and go, that's a good idea.

[B]

And when it comes to issues like vaccines, climate change and the novel Coronavirus, it can be dangerous, destructive, and even deadly to do research.

[A]

Yeah, don't talk about the Catholics now being primitive. That's some primitive ass.

[B]

The techniques that most of us use to navigate most of our decisions in life, gathering information, evaluating it based on what we know, and choosing a course of action can lead to spectacular failures when it comes to a scientific or

[A]

spectacular successes when it comes to an illegal invasion of Iraq and Iran and Afghanistan.

[B]

That's absolutely right.

[A]

Well, see, that's when I don't know if you know the great Sam Harris and please treat yourself to his takes because what I like is the Sam Harris. He says I'm really slow, you know. Well, okay. In fact, he says the same. Yo, if you find a clip of him, he says the same shit. Yes. Sure, a war in Iran sounds like a bad idea, but when you think about it, it's probably the best idea. I swear to God. You know, I found a thing about why it's okay to be a hypocrite in one of these fucking the Atlantic, I think it was. You know, the widow.

[B]

Why it's okay to be a hypocrite from Steve Jobs Wife Outlet.

[A]

Yeah. And so the headlines, though. Here's the thing with the headlines. They're not written. The person that wrote this fucking article, which sucks ass, and fuck you who wrote this. You are just the lowest piece of shit on the planet. He didn't come up with that title. The editor always comes up with the title. So there's a lot of these, like, really, like, you know, I don't want to talk about people's appearances, but Michael Tracy esque looking writers, that they didn't write the headline, the editor, who's probably connected to some kind of either oligarchs cut out or CIA cut out, comes up with it. So when they go, well, I'm not influenced by this. Well, you're gonna not go against the company, you dumb fuck. Right. So, as Noam Chomsky, the great pervert. Noam Chomsky once said, you don't have to be told you're gonna do it anyway. That's called Revelation of the Method, where he taunts you. Noam Chomsky, who's all the shit he's right about? That's him taunting you because he engages in all the behavior. That piece of him and Bannon. Just look at that picture. If you ever believe in the fucking right and left.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

If you ever feel like, hey, this might be a thing, go look at Chomsky. And Noam Chomsky giving speech about the dangers of Steve Bannon.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So these guys are Dungeon masters that have you in a stupid DND game. And that's what I wanted to ask you about. What's his name?

[B]

Another one. You're right.

[A]

Well, it also means I've got a nice sockboard portfolio.

[B]

Here's why. Being a hypocrite means you've matured as a person.

[A]

Means I got in on Bitcoin early.

[B]

Wreck Veneni.

[A]

Thanks. Boy, we got to get these H1B visas out faster to get these best.

[B]

Hold on here. So he says, here's what I mean. Huh?

[A]

I keep saying H1B visa, but it's a different view.

[B]

Okay? Being a hypocrite means that you unabashedly change your opinions, beliefs, values and behavior whenever you feel the old ones don't serve you anymore, irrespective of. Of what you or others held to be true previously. You say one thing and do another, but in a good way. Let's keep going.

[A]

Oh, go on.

[B]

All right, so you have dissect this idea. Deep down, we all like stability.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

To know we can afford food, have a roof over our head, and in general, that the world won't crumble like a sand castle under a wa.

[A]

I see why you people worship cattle.

[B]

This need for stability shows in various ways. One of them is the creation of stable. Stable images of ourselves and people around us. We base this image. All right.

[A]

This is a lot of work. And that's why Cash Patel has to hide that he's gay. And that's why Cash Patel, who's fucking gay, in my opinion, because he lives with a man and he got some rule change so he could live in Vegas with a fucking man.

[B]

Cash Patel.

[A]

Dude, how is this not more well known? Have I not been spreading it enough?

[B]

I guess not.

[A]

I don't want to be sued by his fucking girlfriend. Oh. As I said, rogue. I'm like, oh, you're going to really calm those Jew rumors with the fucking suing everyone. Smart Erica Kirk smart bitch.

[B]

I thought. I thought he lived with his girlfriend.

[A]

His girlfriend only plays TP USA mind control events.

[B]

Is that true?

[A]

He don't live with her. Why would he take the FBI jet to go see her if he lived with her? You know, he could just drive with her to the event.

[B]

Well, he is on the road. He's on the road, Right?

[A]

Okay. He's a Brahmin. Just in how high, low level of an Indian that is. That's like a Levite if you were Jewish. A bronze.

[B]

I don't know much about the.

[A]

Oh, and there's this and there's. And who can. Nick Roquefort from the Sam Hyde show is his boyfriend. How about that shout out to Nick Realtor himself. Okay. I didn't know it was gonna affect me personally. I like Nick a lot, and I didn't realize I was exposing my friends.

[B]

They traveled to Scotland together in 2019.

[A]

Yo, is there anything gay than an Indian man and Nick Roquefort traveling to Scotland together?

[B]

But that's all they're saying. Hold on a minute. They look at Providence looks together in 2019. And that's what we're basing it on.

[A]

Do you know Nick Rover? That guy fucking rules. He's the man. Wait, I mean, I don't. Yo, Nick, you can fuck Cash Patel. Dude, I'm just having a rib. I'm just having a. Josh, what is

[B]

the document down there? Dave on the right?

[A]

The guy looks like three.

[B]

Yeah, it's a foundation donation. Okay.

[A]

Anyway, I understand they live in Vegas together. And he flies out to see his fucking. Not a massad girlfriend who he definitely. And he's into pussy. It's not because he can't tell his fucking Indian mother.

[B]

So the guy's a timeshared.

[A]

Someone told me. I'm gonna tell you, I can't reveal my source, as you know. But a while ago, people tell me shit that I'm like, how I'm telling you now. You're like, what the fuck? So I say that when I hear this shit, I go, shut the fuck up. Okay? But then it horribly turns out to be true. Do you understand that? So somebody told me that he. Way back when he first went on Rogan and made himself look super believable and not like. And not like. I mean, you know how great he did on that episode?

[B]

Oh, my God. And that's why he hung himself. No pun intended.

[A]

And that's why the midterms matter still. Because of how great he did. And he goes, I forgot what's going.

[B]

About what? When Cash was on Rogan.

[A]

Yeah. I forgot why I brought it up

[B]

with the Epstein thing.

[A]

Yeah, but why did he bring it up?

[B]

There was an Epstein thing on there where they talked about that for, like, 11 and a half or 12 minutes. And he knew. And he demonstrated that. He knew. I would say next to nothing about the specifics of the case.

[A]

No, he said, I've looked at it. Believe me, dude. And then when Joe donkey bong, his

[B]

friend's like, no, his.

[A]

His. Yeah, but. Oh, okay. So. Oh, okay. Well, I got. I think it was indecai smoke, dude.

[B]

Yeah, I'm feeling the effects.

[A]

Yeah. How do you feel? Like one with the force finally.

[B]

Yeah, a little bit.

[A]

That's all I wanted for you.

[B]

I've been feeling like that all day, bro. Bro.

[A]

It's good.

[B]

It's like a Jimi Hendrix green room.

[A]

Okay. I was told that he's gay and his Indian mom can't know about it. And at the time, after the Rogan appearance, I was like, that is the lamest way to be blackmailed that I've ever heard of. In my life. You're. But you understand how important a Brahmin is. You've seen those kim.com videos of him dancing around like he's the twinkie from Ukraine. What's his fucking name? Zelensky. You ever see Zelensky's little hula dance? That little fucking. No, sweet pea. The little cokehead gay for blow smurf goblin thing. He's like that. He's dancing around just like Zelensky. So they're all, dude, just like Tupac. Was it? Yes. Who said to watch Tupac's high school thing where he's talking and you're like, please just watch it. If you think I'm being silly.

[B]

He went to art school in high school.

[A]

Tupac was a great actor. I'm gonna say he was an amazing actor.

[B]

There's some stuff I gotta talk to you off air about that that I can't talk about on air.

[A]

Did you Tupac?

[B]

No.

[A]

I'm gonna start saying that. You know what? Every. Every podcast, dude, I'm gonna say that every podcast, like, this is stuff I gotta tell you off air about that. Yo. That's what the government would do if they wanted to plant a seed of some. They go, I gotta taste this stuff off air. So then someone could see it. They're all like, fucking magician tricks. How David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear. Remember that?

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, well, I'm older than you, but it's on tv.

[B]

Well, he was on the Epstein list too.

[A]

Yeah, guys with islands. I don't know what they think it man. They all think they're going to breed a new form of humanity out of like pigs and native women.

[B]

Wait, Copperfield had an island too?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, dude, they made a movie with Steve Carell about magicians kind of around it it. And he also had like, Google that.

[B]

David Copperfield Island. Don't write Epstein island, just island. I didn't know anything about that. How does one buy an island in the first place? Like, is that the real estate market?

[A]

You gotta eat a lot of babies, dude.

[B]

Like, like. No, but does it go on like the prime real estate?

[A]

How do we own. Hey, let's talk about these. The Don Row doctrine. How do we own the entire hemisphere?

[B]

Holy. He does Musha K. And the islands of Copperfield bay is a 700 acre private island resort in the Bahamas owned by illusionist David Copperfield. Located in the eczemas, it features 11 islands and 40 beaches accommodating up to 24 guests for approximately $57,000 a night. So he made a resort out of it.

[A]

It is called the Exuma. Like, I thought it was like, some. It was in a rash or. Wait, so, okay, so the Statue of Liberty, he made it disappear as a big TV event. And I was in Alaska smoking weed with some dude that was his assistant that hated his guts. It was pretty awesome, actually. They have this, like, thunder weed they call. And. Yeah. So I was like. And so he rolled blunts first of this weed, dude. And then he cut it with a one of them electric things into, like, little discs that we then put in a gravity ball. Crazy. He goes, wanna know how David Garfield made a Statue of Liberty disappear? We weren't even high yet. He wanted to tell me the secret of David Copperfield's greatest solution.

[B]

Wait.

[A]

And God bless him for telling me about this. Yeah. And they go, no camera tricks, no something. And then there's a crowd watching it. And then it was gone. And I was like, oh, what a good. Maybe it was mirrors, right?

[B]

Can we cut to where it starts to go away, dude? Like, find that. So there's the Statue of Liberty, by the way.

[A]

No magic tricks would have worked from the 80s. Now, I think with no technology. Looks like the Charlie Kirk shooting, the way that springs pointed out to you. Look at his gestures. Come to my island, dude. You know my favorite R. Kelly song is, have you had your shots? Would you like to come to America with Rob? He would just say his.

[B]

Do you have your passport?

[A]

Do you have a passport? Give it to me. Andrew Tate doesn't sing like that. That's why he sounds good.

[B]

Wait, it's gone. Wow. Okay.

[A]

Oh, I was just looking at his great ass cheeks. I didn't notice it.

[B]

All right, so how do you now?

[A]

Is this weird? I was being distracted. You see how they focus your eye on his great ass?

[B]

How do you do it?

[A]

A camera trick. They just did it with the camera.

[B]

They did it with the camera.

[A]

So the whole big selling point is they're not doing with the camera tricks, right? And I go, how? I was all ready to hear Mirrors. And he goes, I used to just video editing back in the 80s.

[B]

They could do it that well.

[A]

You always could edit video. It's how you have shows.

[B]

I know, but back then, like to be.

[A]

You could have done it in high school. The toaster in the AV room. If you're from the 90s, what about

[B]

the people watching live?

[A]

But do you see the trick? The trick was, I'm not going to lie to you about it. And then I did. That's the magic that's the illusion. So just hold that principle in your head and apply it to every fucking thing that you've ever heard in your life. Where they go. They're not gonna put a bioweapon in you and call it vaccine. As all like. What are you, stupid? Yes, they would. What are you stupid? We brought Nazis over. You know how they're the worst and they are. I mean, who fucking likes Nazis?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They come off like goddamn ISIS constructs made by some fucking demented power to sow discord and therefore control us. You know?

[B]

Right.

[A]

They always seem like dipshits. So every time somebody. You see it all the time. Right. They won't make a difference between Jews and Zionists. I think you working for Zionists doing that. Why would you say that? Why would you be such a piece of that? Said something like that. Because you want to stink up the righteous position, that's why.

[B]

It's wild, man.

[A]

Yeah. So anyway, I want to know why you think Bannon is a spy. Like, what made you feel that way? Because I know that you can't say for sure and. But what are the things that you're like. This don't add up.

[B]

That's years ago before. Yeah. So he would turn up everywhere over the years in perfect positioning. If you go all the way back to when he left the Navy. He. I believe he started at Goldman and then ends up around the guys of Drexel Burnham Lambert, which was a total cutout.

[A]

You had me at Goldman, frankly.

[B]

And then he finds his way into financing pop culture. Steve Bannon's favorite quote, or one of his favorites was, politics is just downstream from culture, which he's actually 100% right about.

[A]

Yeah. They. By the way, this is a thing that is. They all going back to Plato's Republic that we all know.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So he. In the 90s, finances things like Seinfeld, which now people know this, but.

[A]

Wait. What? I didn't know that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He financed Seinfeld.

[B]

That's how he's so rich. He gets royalties every month off of Seinfeld.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

He made that deal.

[A]

You just blew my mind.

[B]

You didn't know that?

[A]

No.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So the hats off, hats off moment right now.

[B]

Yeah. Steve Bannon helped finance Seinfeld.

[A]

If you can make me go hats off with a new fact. That's all.

[B]

I'm shocked that I finally got you.

[A]

If I have to go. All right, let's get to the bottom of this.

[B]

And then he ends up. I'll. There was a phone call. I was on with someone else. Like after Henry Abbott pointed out a lot of this shit and his amazing work back in 2020 and 2021 on the Epstein Files, which I just recorded with Henry, that's coming out. It'll be out right before your episode, actually.

[A]

But Kraft Mac and Cheese is better than 90s hip hop. We'll remind you of your childhood without making you feel incredibly old. Kraft, Kraft Mac and Cheese. Best thing ever.

[B]

He blew my mind on Steve Bannon. Connecting him at every point of the timeline to all these different things, all the way up to him, then be being in the White House and all that, and connecting him to Epstein before anyone knew about it. But then there was another thing where I was on a phone call with someone. Who. I won't say who. Someone very random. About six months after I read Henry's report. This is maybe early 2022, something like that. That. And this person was talking about entirely different things that had nothing to do with Epstein or Bannon or anything like that. But he was talking about this guy, Brock Pierce. Oh, Mighty. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, I'm gonna put on my shades for that one.

[B]

Go on.

[A]

The presidential kid. What was that movies in?

[B]

Well, he was in Mighty the first kid. He was in Mighty Ducks. And then there's this whole crazy backstory with Brock Pierce, which Alessi Alaman's also doing.

[A]

Some guy loves a great hat that's neither a fedora nor cowboy hat. Somewhere very weird hat, but somewhere in

[B]

betwixt, he gets very long story short, he's around a lot of weird, crazy pedos and all that, and then comes into a lot of money dealing in the Caribbean and works in, like, the original deep. You know the term the original, like, video gaming online, like fake currency. He goes into that business. And this is where Steve Bannon came up. Up. The person I was on the phone with was like, yeah. And so when he was in that business, like, that's where I came into contact with Brock one time and, like, met him through this. And he's a really shady guy. And his chief, he described it as the chief of staff. I don't know if that was the official position, but you can check this. He was like, his chief of staff at the time was this guy. I don't know if you're familiar with Steve Bannon. I'm like, what? And he's like, yeah, Steve Bannon was. He was the chief of staff of this. And now when you even look on Wikipedia and it's there where it talks about, like, Bannon coming in and hold on it was for games like World yo.

[A]

There's a game before when I did the Video Game Awards when Sam Jackson, he hosted a couple of them. But when. When I was writing for it and he had a guy with him that was like. They always had these people with him that are like their personal writer or like their watch guy.

[B]

Their watch guy.

[A]

Like Sheen had a guy. I didn't meet him, but other writers did. But anyway, it was a text game, so it wasn't EverQuest, but this guy. And I wanted to. Because I remember because I wanted to make like some script about it because it was a while ago, dude, like 2003 or four or something. But he's talking about how they developed an economy around like a Ruby Scimitar. You sell for real money now. You. It's normal. But this is a long time ago. I was like, what the. And then he said got out of hand. And then one of these nerds was going to kill another one of these nerds over a swing dealer. It was something that was like, this would be a great like comedy movie of like a. Like a Wall Street. I think it's before Wolf Wall Street. This is like Wall street, but of just nerds. And that's how I remembered it.

[B]

And then look what he did to him. Steve Pierce brought in Steve Bannon.

[A]

That's why I believe Bannon made QAnon with Epstein. That's why.

[B]

Hold on, we'll come back to that. And a deal was made in February 2006 yielding $60 million for. For the company of that Pierce had. Of which Pierce took away 20 million for a minority stake. The next year the company faced a class action lawsuit. With no assets, it failed and Pierce was forced out. This is what Steve Bannon does over and over again. And then if you want to go

[A]

real crazy, that's what Epstein does over and over again, isn't it?

[B]

Right. Exactly.

[A]

Is that what he did at Bear Stearns? The same thing? Exactly. Oh my goodness. What a couple. Two pieces to that.

[B]

He goes to Breitbart and then who ends up dead in 2011.

[A]

And I'll tell you the thing where I heard a record, you know. So Ben, I guess I keep having to reschedule, but I'm gonna do Ben Swan because Ben Swan's a guy that on a as just doing journalism. He didn't put any fantastical. He just reported what the facts of it were during his life. But he just covered all that pizza talk from 4chan because like regular everyday, I guess Alan Dershowitz has gotten PDF files. Yeah, you wouldn't do a danger. They like lolly. They go hey. When Hillary's emails got hacked, they go hey. They keep saying pizza and hot. That's what we say. So it was these blue collar regular Joe PDF files that cracked the case. Wait, so. So anyway, Bannon and Epstein. Epstein's chalkboard. Somebody cracked it a while ago. A lot of people know these things, symbols now you can find them out. And it's just building a LARP. They Gary gygaxed everybody with QAnon. QAnon is a Gary Gygaxi.

[B]

Can you explain that?

[A]

There's a dungeon master. Epstein's a dungeon master. A dm. The game master. Elron Hubbard, Dragons. It was John aloft. I got this from not. Not Aaron, but John a loft. I was watching him get interviewed and he said some Samuel Ron Hubbard had about. There's the pieces that don't know they're the pieces. Then there's the players who play those pieces and then there's the game maker who doesn't have to follow any rules and who. Well, yeah, he has an island. He follows his own. His own and Randy and you know John Galt is fucking Edmund Roth D. Rothschild, one of them. That was her boyfriend. So I never read the fucking book. Did you

[B]

Ran at Shrugged John.

[A]

Who is John Gold that Remember they made movies out of it?

[B]

No, I don't. Can we google that?

[A]

I mean I'm very familiar with that. John Gold's a Rothschild. And so if because I didn't read this. This is why you got to look at everything and I have no idea.

[B]

The central protagonist in Iron Ran, he's an oligarch who embodies the philosophy of objectivism, individualism, rational self interest and capitalism as an inventor and leader to organize a strike of productive minds against government overreach. Acting as a destroyer of a collectivist society to prove that the mind is the engine of the world.

[A]

So the question who's crashing America now? A bunch of tech fuck oligarchs. That's what this. They've had one. I mean it's in fucking video games for you. They had one goal the whole time was to fuck this fucking country because they don't like you having rights. We're converting to everything to the Venetian city states. In fact, Bannon talked about it. I give Jimmy questions, asked him about, you know, cuz Doge, that's the head of the Venetian city state for like a thousand years was called the Doge. Really? Yeah. And the guy under him Was called the Podesta. No, yeah.

[B]

No, yeah, don't do that.

[A]

You have a clip of just this. Yeah, no, yeah, that's right. So the goal has always been. And so even if, like, what's the. The Renaissance and the Enlightenment or the Illuminati mint, as you could call it, they're all. I'm really rich and I'm a kind of superior being. I'm probably descended from really like non anakis.

[B]

Right?

[A]

The work from work people. Is that what you say? Narunaki to the Beck lover.

[B]

Calls him the Anukaki.

[A]

Yeah, and. And so I'm the. And so that's why it's cool if I eat you and vampirize you sexually from an early age. I'm trying to really sum up a lot of research for people, you know, so. But go to your library and jerk off. Don't forget all that saying, Trust me. You don't gotta trust me, bro. You ain't my bro.

[B]

Do you think these people view themselves as a completely separate race of individual?

[A]

I know they do. The bloodline of Cain, the sons of Cain, the serpent. The serpent race. I first heard of that from. From. Is it John Lear? It's not Roger Lear from that dating show. It's John Lear, the ufo.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So if somebody could find it. I can't find anymore, but I know it's out there, so.

[B]

From one of James Fox's docs?

[A]

No, there's some girl song, John Lear. And he's talking about all these things he knows. He looks like he's like at death's door. I don't know if he's alive or dead. But the things he said, like I said, they were so weird. I remember them. He's like, well, first of all, the whole socialism belongs to the serpent race. Nothing more on that. Is that the Reptilians or something? What is that? I never heard of the serpent race. Well, funny story then. I. When I was watching Windows on the World, great channel, Mark. Windows game. And he was talking about all Freemason, about the serpent race, the sons of Cain. It's some Kabbalah horseshit. It's always Kabbalah. Yeah, the motherload of bad ideas. You know, Sam Harris said that. About Islam? No, Kabbalah. That's the motherload of bad ideas right fucking there. So anyway, the serpent, baphomet, whatever stupid seraphim, snake fucking things. Somehow Cain is their kid and not Adam's because they. They cuckolded Adam. Fucking fucking gay idiot. Talking about.

[B]

But now they're Trying to make an Antichrist out of AI.

[A]

Well, there's not. Okay. Just having been at one point technically a minister, I could tell you that. That the Antichrist is not a thing. There. There will be Antichrists with an S at the end. Among you is the scripture that means something. That's instead of Christ to have this. So that's a lot of. Is Antichrist.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Material. The idea of one God now. But that haven't been said. It's not either or. It's. Yes. And so there's gonna be all. There's always candidates for president. Right. There's not going to be one. So a lot of people are running for the position at any given time. It would be my guess. And since we know this Jason Project. Fucking eugenics. Nazi fucking shit. Which predates the Nazis. It's from the Rockefellers.

[B]

The Jason Project.

[A]

Yeah. You know about that, right?

[B]

I don't think I know about that.

[A]

You ever see it? Well, I'm gonna say something wild right now, dude. I know I've been a little bit conservative. This podcast. I'm gonna tell you something fucking crazy. You ever seen the movie Twins with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito as twins?

[B]

Yes, I know what movie you're talking about. I don't think I ever saw the

[A]

best premises ever made. I think it's Jason Pro. I think it's about that. I. I think it is.

[B]

Why do you think it's about that?

[A]

Because a German scientist knocked up their mom with. They're both adopted. And their mom was some woman that all the smartest men in the world jizzed in a cup. I. I don't remember all the details, but that is a eugenics thing. As a cute 90s comedy. But that's what they did. And that Chuck Palhuna. Palhuniak.

[B]

How do you say Club guy.

[A]

Chuck Fight Club knack. Wrote a book called Induction something. There ain't no way he don't know about this because see a lot of fiction shout out to hidden Amaruka. Fiction's the quarantine zone where you could talk about this. That's his phrase I got from him.

[B]

I like that.

[A]

That fiction is Amaruka. His channel I got from. But I think that's a great saying. Yeah. So this is. Remember Edward Teller who I think Dr. Strange Love is based on him and another guy. They're all here.

[B]

It is from Science magazine. Is that it?

[A]

You know how they're like weird Jews that love Nazis for some reason like Henry Kissinger or Laura Larry Loomer. Come on guys, we're having fun. We're just having a good a fun time. There's no need.

[B]

Jason, a secretive group of Cold War science advisors is fighting to survive.

[A]

Oh, how much you want to bet this about letting women in? I'll bet you it's something about that.

[B]

Hold on. After 59 years of service. Jason. This is from 2019. Jason, the famed science Advisory group was being fired and it didn't know why. On 29 March, the exclusive and shadowy group of some 65 scientists received a letter letter from the Department of Defense saying it had just over a month to pack. When was this one was 2019 and wind down its affairs. It was a total shock, said Ellen Williams. The letter terminated Jason's contract with DOD's Office of the Undersecretary of Defense for Research and Engineering in Arlington, Virginia, which was Jason's contractual home, the conduit through which it was paid for all its government work. So in effect the letter killed off the work for defense and non defense agencies alike. Just days away from the group spring meeting in Washington D.C. were members of and government sponsors would refine the dozen or so problems Jason would tackle in San Diego, California during member summer leave from their campuses and labs. Jason had to keep functioning even as it prepared to die. It told sponsors it was still planning to do the studies.

[A]

But what.

[B]

So is it going to explain it like what it is?

[A]

It's a eugenics program of a group

[B]

of about 20 physicists in 1960 called Project Sunrise. Yeah, 19. 1966 members develop an electronic barrier for Vietnam War 1977ish group's first assessment of global climate models. 1984 members proposed laser guide star for missile detection systems. 19 or maybe that's like 81.

[A]

The first woman joined.

[B]

First woman astronomer joins Jason.

[A]

So they're like the tele laxu from Dune where they just have women as axolotl tanks.

[B]

So what are they?

[A]

A eugenics group of the richest psychopath oligarchs.

[B]

Here we go. So study finds little benefit to nuclear weapons testing and maintaining stockpile in 95 DARPA ends relationship with Jason in O2. First study for Department of Health and Human Services in 2013 first study for US Census in 2015. Yeah, where's the.

[A]

Listen, all this mundane boring horseshit is where they're hiding. All the devil is in that.

[B]

Yeah, but what is it? I still don't.

[A]

A breeding program.

[B]

You're saying it's a breeding program, but just look.

[A]

We take the smartest people, we breed Them the has twins. One is Arnold Schwarzenegger, One is Danny DeVito. It's hilarious. Okay, I just told you, this is how it works. Dude, I gotta go. It.

[B]

You gotta go.

[A]

Yeah, I got.

[B]

What's going on?

[A]

I gotta do. Do more. Gagon.

[B]

Oh, you doing Mark right after this Mark gag. I love it.

[A]

Is that I don't know how to say.

[B]

My boy, Mark Gagnon, filet G. That's it. Yeah. Mark's the best.

[A]

I'm practicing it for the thing.

[B]

You gonna smoke another J before that? Maybe save it for him?

[A]

No, I'm pretty. Listen, two J's was a enough J's for this one.

[B]

I mean, so I'm feeling the effects.

[A]

Maybe get a nice slice or something.

[B]

Yeah, I gotta. Before you go, though, I gotta ask you a little bit more about the Epstein thing.

[A]

Okay. So I didn't do anything. I said you couldn't do anything about it anyway, dude. Cash Patel would say.

[B]

Was there anything in there? Was there anything in the January 30th release that shocked you?

[A]

Yeah, but it's all. Yeah. That he was. That he was alive. I guess so.

[B]

You didn't think that before?

[A]

No. Why would they. They killed Maxwell. Robert Maxwell. They killed and they gave him a hero funeral. That's a standard way to do. Right. But I would say if he worked for. If he was dead, he worked for Israel. If he was alive, Israel worked for him. And what I mean by that is he was the Rothschild's mouth of Sauron. And I know he was because in the banning, I always want to know why Bannon's documentary didn't come out. They advertised it. I used it in the talk Down. Me and Kyle Dunnigan had sliced along, wanted to be a newsman. And we. And Jason Burmez gave me the promo clips from this Ban and Epstein interview.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Where I first found out he talks like Woody Allen.

[B]

He's like, I. I'm a big believer in Time's up.

[A]

I thought that was so funny, dude. And so we put that as a commercial where Sly had done on. It was like a more, you know, the more you learn about. And it was like, anyway, the talk down is called it's on Kyle's Thing. But when it didn't come out, I'm like, why did. So I asked. I had Jimmy ask him. Like, Jimmy has, like, three questions I came up with, you know, interviewed him, but he was like, if you have any questions, let me know so I can ask him. And the one about why the. The doc didn't come Out. I don't remember what the. Whatever he said was like a wall of. That was enough to make you stop talking about it.

[B]

He.

[A]

That's magic, dude. That's called a dark magician, bro.

[B]

He is the. Look at him talking now. Look at him just continuing to do war room and all that during all this, just pretending it doesn't exist. He's having on all these different people.

[A]

Yeah. Because guess what? They. Dude, if you. He worked with Epstein to make QAnon, which I 100 think he did. I can't prove it in court.

[B]

Yeah. So we. We got off that.

[A]

Yo, if you think. It's not proof of. We only have 2% of what they legally are required to put out. Okay. We only have 2% of it so far.

[B]

2%.

[A]

Something fucking, like, really low. Yeah, I just saw that. So what are the odds that the other shit's gonna make the shit you've seen so far better? It's like how I only watch one episode of the Michael Jackson documentary because you could see where it's going in the first one, Right? Part twos. It's not. It was all a dream. It's not going to be a surprise twist. Right. So the people talking you like, you're now suddenly on a jury. No, I'm not, motherfucker. I just go off my suspicions that you're a witch. Burn the witch. That's you, Michael Tracy, you witch, you. Spontaneous combustion waiting to happen.

[B]

What was. What was.

[A]

Filled with oils and fats.

[B]

Hold on. You were. You were talking about it, though, with. I forget what the term was. And you started talking about 4chan and what it was. But what was it in the files that says, like, oh, that's them inventing Q and on?

[A]

I don't remember, but Burmas has a bunch of it. I can tell you where to go, but I don't remember. But a bunch of people have it. I will put Qanon Ban and Epstein connection, and you probably find all that real quick, but Dungeon Master shit and that chalkboard with Epstein were. I think that's him working out. Mass A Mass. Because that's what all this is, is like, mass. Like escape room. Like,

[B]

do you know that the schematic of the prison that they. That they gave in all the official government reports is not what it really was meaning, like, that's not how his cell was shaped. And they proved it.

[A]

Yeah, we did that. We showed that on Jimmy show at one point. It's just, dude, these stories pile up, and then I'm out. I, I, I, I Yo gain's not in prison neither by the way they did the last picture of Galain if you look at it is not Galain.

[B]

There was actually I thought the same thing and then now I forget who it was but there was a guy who broke that down and I actually think it might be her now.

[A]

I don't think it is.

[B]

I thought it wasn't.

[A]

They're above. They're above Israel. They're not going to be killed like you know. So okay so in the in the file leak which doesn't have the time's up in it I didn't. I didn't see with Epstein and Bannon talking in the first four minutes Epstein explains that he was on the Trilateral commission at age 30.

[B]

Yeah. David Rockefeller.

[A]

Because the anus owner Satanist David Rockefeller and Henry Kissinger, the other best guy appointed Jeffrey Epstein. So just think of a piece of like Jeffrey Epstein and then these two notorious great guys that put a 30 year old on the Trilateral Commission, in case anybody's wondering is the one that got rid of the Shaw and installed the Ayatollah. Oh you know it's America's fault you did you know that that's Carter, the good guy President that was weak but good that was under that was there big new Brzezinski's fucking. You know morning Micah's dad.

[B]

Dad.

[A]

Morning Joe's wife's dad. No Micah Brzinski's no yo read fucking his book about the techno he called something not techno state. You can look it up. It's all about now they plan this for this is their pyramid. They've planned it for many years Isn't Kathy o'. Brien Kathy o' Brien by the way was defending Trump last time I talked to her and I'm like yo. All the boomer victims are are sucked

[B]

in Is it the Technocracy Inc. Thing?

[A]

Well there's all various names but but keep in mind it's all the same. These human queefs think they're from Atlantis. I I suspect many of them are lying about it. Julian.

[B]

I think they're lying too but however

[A]

that's what all the alien is is we used to an old and that's why they gotta hide all the giant NBA bones they find. And the big I just had Dan from the dunking on the skulls because Rockefeller's name always pops up that sack of those conehead skulls, you know.

[B]

Yeah yeah yeah.

[A]

So the story of how they're missing is so obviously taken much like in Iraq the all those artifacts stolen all that shit's connected now, I'm not saying the extent that everybody else says that it's Stargates and maybe it is, I don't know. I know that they stole some and yeah, that, that FOIA request to, to know about Gilgamesh's egg rejuvenation chamber and the name is real weird that asked for it. That bitch worked for Hillary Clinton. She worked in Hillary's office. So when they debunk and go, no, it wasn't Hillary Clinton, it's because you know, Hillary had a fucking H1B servant do it, you fucking. Oh my twats. I can't substantiate the H1B. That'll be debunked, I'm sure, because I just pulled out of my ass. But however that's someone worked in her office. Kathy o' Brien's book Hillary is full fully into all the shit the Bushes were doing. So is Clinton. He ran a cartel. The mean Arkansas cartel. There's people now. They made the Tom Cruise movie Made in America about, oh yeah, about Barry Seal. So he obviously worked for the CIA. What do they just like make movies to suggest maybe he did and then everyone's cool with it. Do you look down on crackheads? Well, the CIA did that. We didn't have crack. You never blame, always blame the poor people. Don't never once you get to high levels, just remember now it's just like the weather, no one controls it.

[B]

That's the best headline.

[A]

Michael Parente, look him up, dude, he's dead. Now, his quote about is great because you could conceive of a union being corrupt, right? But with the highest levels of government that are putting you in another war that they just fucking did. So people older than me that should know better are fucking retards. How is that possible without mass mind control? How is that fucking possible? It's not lot and I watch every timid academic who doesn't want to say this or that. It's pathetic, dude. They can't just come out and condemn it because you're trained to focus on your one thing timid academic, like where they have reservations but they don't want the academics that I will want to hear, that I want to hear from generally. Although, yeah, it could be whatever. Usually got run out of town for something they didn't think they'd get run out of town for.

[B]

Right.

[A]

They usually just did their job.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

I, I, I mean you pick out any story nine times ten. They did their job. But the foundation that pays for science, which is people that believe in Atlantis, by the way, they didn't like that. So you can apply that to the COVID vaccine, into archaeology, and to plasma physics, the one that they didn't really. That's why you learned about string theory from a. That's why. Because they can do that. I gotta go to the other thing.

[B]

Yeah, go see Mark.

[A]

I gotta go see Mark.

[B]

Did we find this, Steve? The QAnon thing with Epstein.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, so Epstein met with 4chan's founder, Justice Site's infamous political thread began. Newly released Epstein emails to meetings with the founder of 4chan, the site known as a hub for QAnon. All right, so in October 2011, that's the LARP.

[A]

Is that those two. And. And by the way, they're real. Epstein loves video. His Fortnite account's still active, by the way, so. Thank God. They love that. They love making a matrix. You get to participate in making your matrix with them. That's what's so cool about it, dude. You know, you get to build your own prison with them. That's. They just want to give you the tools to prison yourself at the end of the day. Is that so bad? That's what they did. So Anyway, that. That QAnon thing, which, by the way, all the horrible shitness that. I've never even looked into QAnon like that. But all those scariest parts, I want to assure you are 100 true. The parts that are not true are that there's white hats working from the inside to bring it down. That's the horseshit part. That's the Lord of the Rings bullshit from JR Tolkien, who's a Rosicrucian scumbag. And another guy, yeah. Oh, his son's a pedo priest, by the way.

[B]

God damn it.

[A]

Well, whatever. Who gives all the things you like some pedo made. What are you gonna do? The point is. The point is all. When I'm not. Again, I'm not Christian. But when you tell me a Christian, I'm gonna. Because I at one point consider myself a Christian, I'm gonna harshly judge how Christian you are, because I know what you're supposed to be like, right? And most of you ain't just like how Jesus said this many people will be Christian. The rest are going to go be rah rah football brain that go, we gotta. It's time to go to Iran. Shalom, Shalabat. I'm Christian, but I say that.

[B]

How do we. How do we get out of this war? Or is it.

[A]

Is it. That's your problem. I'm almost dead. I don't give a. Listen, you. You don't have the taint size. That's the bottom line. Okay?

[B]

All right.

[A]

On that note, I got the USS Lincoln that just got bombed by oh my God.

[B]

On that note.

[A]

All right, brother, thanks.

[B]

Thank you as always for being here. That was, that was a wild ride, as always. And have fun with Mark.

[A]

All right, brother, thank you very much.

[B]

Everybody else, you know what it is. Give it a thought. Get back to me. Peace. What's up guys? Thanks so much for watching the video. If you have not subscribed, please hit that subscribe button before you leave. As well as leaving a like on the video. It's a huge, huge help. You can join my Patreon via the link in the description and you can also join my clipping community via the Discord link down below. See you for the next episode.

[A]

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