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A
I love Margot, Robert, but she could do wrong. And even though she's Australian, you know, I don't hold it against her.
B
So she wasn't having it. She was like, no, like, I'm not taking him back. Like, he messed up, and now he's dragging me into it.
A
Yeah, that's. That's double words, like, you cheat on me. It's something I didn't want. Then you put it out there. Something I didn't want. Like what? Stop. Just stop. Like, you're ruining my life twice over now. Her name is. She's got the dish.
B
Hello.
A
Happy New Year. Year of the horse. This is when the real year starts. You might have thinking, January is a little slow. January might have been a little rough. January feels so long. And that's because the year the snake has shed, we have shed anything that does not fit our lives. And we are here for Year of the Horus momentum moving forward, full speed ahead. You can't stop these Clydesdale legs. That's what Shakira said, right?
B
Yeah.
A
Lucky that I have small breasts. Like.
B
Yes.
A
Small breasts that are humble.
B
Giddy up, girls.
A
There's a horse.
B
It's a new year. Come on. Yes. Get back on that saddle, mama.
A
Yeah. Get started. Or just get on it, because it's the first day, maybe didn't fall off. If you fall off and get back on, the horse is going on all year round.
B
Yep. Yeah.
A
It's crazy. I'm so excited for the Chinese New Year. We'll get to it in a minute. Vote for me for your favorite Broadway debut. IHeartRadio Awards. See me at the Netflix is a joke. May 5th. See me in India May 9th. It's. It's gonna be a great time. Go to Patreon.com Just Trish, we. If you had no one to spend Valentine's Day with, Moses made some homemade fries for our Valentine's Day, and we filmed it, and it was really fun. We got really deep and personal. So if you're ever like, I just don't see their connection on the podcast. Go over there. Because we connected once. There's good food in me too.
C
I just.
A
Watching Moses cook, I'm just like, oh, like, you know what I mean? Like, I get all into the mood, and then we're just talking. Like, I got so emotional. I was like. Like the best. And it's a good time. So go to patreon.com just trish, today, new Year, new me. I really feel it. I. I really feel a little Chinese. I'm not gonna Lie. Like, I just feel it. We're watching Nobody wants this on Netflix. And the mom of Kristen Bell's who did not grow up Jewish, she. All of a sudden, she goes around to, like, the Jewish holidays with Adam Brody's character, who's a rabbi, and she's like, wait, I feel Jewish. And at first I was like, well, that's offensive. But the. All the Jewish people on the show. I married a man who grew up Jewish, couldn't affirm that it's a feeling. You can feel Jewish. You can just feel it. And it's not like an offensive thing. She's like, I just feel it. And then Kristen Bell is like. She's a little cynic because she's like. The whole thing is like, she's supposed to convert, but she doesn't feel it. She goes, mom, I, like, want to feel like I don't understand. And she's like, she kept saying, you're not Jewish. You're not jerk. She goes, it's just a feeling. She was. I feel. I feel like I belong. And look, I appreciate a lot of cultures as we know. Like, I love cultures. I love appreciating all that. But Chinese New Year, just it really. We have our dragon. I'll insert it. We got this, like, dragon mirror. We have our tiger for Malibu. We have a dragon. The snake is coming. Like, we just. We love it. We've always connected on.
C
We've said from the beginning to the Chinese zodiac first.
A
Chinese zodiac first.
C
Yeah.
A
When we met, we're like, oh, wouldn't it be cool if we had, like, a Chinese dragon baby and a Chinese snake baby? And, like, it's so impossible because it's every 12 years. So, like, if, like, basically to have, like, the baby the same as you, you'd have to either be 24 or 36. And 24 is very young to have a baby. 36 is considered old to have a baby, but. Or 48. So it's like those 12 years. So the fact that we like. Anyways, it was pretty special. And then Malibu is our little rogue tiger. Water tiger, which is great. So anyways, always felt a connection to it. Always loved it. I'm excited. I'm excited for today. I treached in the rain to get our Chinese donuts from Judy's Donuts in New Bear Park. Ever been?
B
No.
A
It's a vibe. It looks like just your unassuming pink box donut. Like, it literally comes in pink box. Like, it looks unassuming. It's this cute little couple in there.
B
It Looks like a white box.
C
Well, there's.
A
There's a thing called honey right here. Oh, oh, I see. Yes. Okay.
B
I'm like, don't you talking immediately.
A
There is a white too. Well, they, they were. They wanted to make it look nice. They're like pink. I just DM them. And I was like, hey, can you hold some of those donuts for me? And I'm glad I did because I went in this morning and they were all gone. And then they had them in the back, so. Shout out, Judy. Cuz she runs it herself. I'm like, do you run it? And she's like, yeah, I run this. And she was so cute. And anyways, which one would you like? We have a. What is this?
C
I already picked them.
A
Oh, okay.
C
Who gets what was in your little video? Because I was. Oh, you did that? I was doing stuff. Sounded like somebody's recording me. Like.
A
Oh, you thought it was like secret. Who's this one for?
C
So that I said gives Oscar vibes.
B
That does give me vibes too. Smile on the blush.
A
Oh, okay. It's like it's an orange or a pumpkin.
C
He'll decide.
B
I think it's an orange, right?
A
Oh, tangerines. Tangerines are lucky. Tangerines are lucky. Okay, I do know. Okay, I do know.
C
The next two are pretty obvious. Obvious?
A
Oh no, it's not, baby.
C
It's obvious.
A
Am I a fish? Because Trish like fish.
C
Who's the water here?
A
And the sardines. This is really cute. Look. That's so cute. Okay, show it in the closet. This is so beautiful. Oh my gosh. Oh, and then mine's the dragon. Of course. Dragons are lucky. Even though it's not year. The dragon, they're lucky all year round. We love a little dragon. They do dragon dances tonight. That's what we're gonna do. Tonight we have that board game upstairs. We have a little dragon dance. I don't. I can't read it right. It's so cute. Oh my gosh. Just so adorable. Okay, I ate the horse one on the way over here, but it was really cute too. Let me see if I can. Little horse. I ate the little nose.
B
I'm done.
A
I know, it was really cute.
B
I don't know. This is taking me out.
A
Well, you know, I'm an influencer. I had to do a TikTok. I had to do a reel. So I was doing a little bites of everything. We have our red envelopes, our yearly tradition here. This is your. A little money in your red envelope to make the year prosperous. And for everyone watching you as well. I hope that you have a very prosperous year. If you're watching this, don't wash your hair. I hope you have. I. Hopefully we get this up early. Don't wash your hair. Today. Washed away. Prosperity and wealth open up doors for new energy. Don't cut anything. Eat Noodles for longevity. Dim sum for wash your hair tonight. Well, you tonight. You guys. Tomorrow. Because this will be on New Year's Day.
C
Yeah, that's why I washed my hair now. Cuz tomorrow when this is air. Yes.
A
So do not wash. Why?
B
You warned me.
A
Yes. Do not wash your hair. Do not cut anything. Yeah.
B
Work. Okay.
A
Noodles for longevity and dim sum for wealth. Like coin. You know, cuz I like coin. I always gave you a tangerine. That's so random for me.
C
Here's. We have the podcast because I keep all my.
B
That is so sweet.
A
Wait, Is this our fourth? Is this our fourth one? I'm only so confused. We've been on three years, but we have four. This. I always get confused.
C
Four because I get an extra bonus because I was.
A
Wait, 2024 would have been our first Chinese New Year together. So it's three. Okay. I don't know. You just took an extra one. We gotta give these.
C
Probably one is yours. Probably. There's one that.
A
Okay. Okay. We gotta give one to the girls upstairs too. But I'm excited for. You're the horse. If this is your year, congratulations. You're gonna have the best year ever. Our dragon year was amazing. Your snake year was amazing. Like it really has been the best. So I'm rooting for everyone, everyone.
C
These two are the tangerines. That was the same year. So then the dragon.
A
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
C
They're full with cash.
A
Okay. So prosperous to all. Yeah, I'm really excited. You can get some Panda Express. You're supposed to have a feast tonight too. You know, I'm getting. When I got those big bowls upstairs, I should. I'm gonna get everything because you're supposed to have a feast, you know, so you can have the honey walnut shrimp, the panda, the orange chicken, the Beijing beef. I'm gonna. You get the healthy.
B
You get the healthy. The grilled, the string bean chicken and like a honey sauce.
A
Yeah, Healthy.
B
Yeah, sure.
A
Get those noodles.
B
Yeah, and that's good. You can go all in. And you, Moses, you can't hold her back if the order is 300 or something. Sensitive.
C
Again. It's raining again. I'm going to be in the rain.
A
Going to pick it up last Time to get it. Well, you know, it's worth it. It's lucky. The rain felt lucky. Nobody was out today. I went to go get my lot of tickets. I went to so many different ATMs trying to get this cash. Every ATM was, like, not working. Not working. And so I was like, I need to get this cash out. So it was great. Nobody was out. It was wonderful. And then finally went to New Mexico to give a little speech to the kids. Shout out. University of New Mexico. My first ever college speaking engagement. Felt very good. I loved it. Even though I guess New Mexico, I found out later, is a red state. They were a very liberal college. They had, like a. They're in the top 10 for, like, queer Centers. And yes, it was a beautiful, wonderful. I loved chatting with everyone. It was only an hour, and y'. All. I tried to come out the door, and they were like. There was. First of all, their security is, like, top notch. It felt like I was the president. Like, they were in suits and, like, earpieces and, like, it's too dangerous to go out there. I'm like, it's literally like college kids here in Albuquerque. Like, it's fine. Like, you saw them, and they were just like, oh, we can't control it, or whatever. So I was, like, down to come out, and they. They had me go off in a decoy car. I don't know. I mean, I was the president or something. I mean, it's fine. I can go. But I got to, like, at the stage. They cut me off right at an hour. I was ready to talk all night because I had. There's only one flight to and from Albuquerque from Burbank. So I stayed the night, and they told me I had to leave after an hour, but I was down to meet. I got to meet so many.
C
Cool.
A
They're also young. It's all the students that put it on. They're all very young. I met some presumably straight guys that seemed nice. They were young straight men, and that was one was the president, and he was. He seemed pretty nice. It restored my faith in straight to.
C
My whole new generation.
A
I hope they're nice like that. I hope they were all as nice as those two boys. But anyways. And then a lot. A lot of the girls shout out to all the girls, mostly girls that put it on. There were so many sororities. I was doing all the signs. I don't want to do anything wrong, but there was so many signs that I did. There was Latina founded sorority, which was really fun and really Cool. There was just like, so many cool different sororities to be a part of. So I was doing up all the signs. Go, go. Lobos. Lobos. You know what that is? Yeah, they were the lobos. Shout out. Eddie Valentino. No. Eddie Valentine, designer who once lived in la, now is back in Albuquerque. That's where he grew up. He went back in 21. He does these bling. Lobos. Roswell, where the aliens are. He does, like, all these really cool blink things in the airport. My eye caught him immediately. He just happened to be there. He looked fierce. I was like, you look like somebody. And I got a bunch of merch and we got a bunch of New Mexico. Hotel Chaco. Shout out. Hotel Choco. Never been to Albuquerque before, but they gave great hospitality. Shout out to Cafe de Armo. That sound like something. You know who you are. They made a really good tamal.
B
Oh, yes, we do need to address.
A
Oh, is this okay?
C
Yeah. DMZ already?
B
Yeah. Oh, this is probably the biggest scandal of the week.
A
Oh, was this our main hot topic? Should I have saved it for the end?
B
I mean, it's all. It's so big that I think you need to address and take accountability for the accountability.
A
I was emerging myself, submerging myself in New Mexico. I was in it. I was getting everything. New Mexico. I got the sopa pillas. I got them all. I was the green chili cheeseburger at McDonald's. I was getting it all. So what? Yes.
C
First of all, did you hear it from TMZ or.
B
Well, yes.
A
Go.
B
Yes.
C
Trisha Paytas tried her very first tamale and she fully ate the corn husk.
A
Here is the full clip. When did New Mexico try the tamale?
B
Mmm.
A
The inside is, like, so good. Okay, let me try it here. From the side. I got it from the side. I got in there.
B
Mazredios.
A
What does that mean?
B
That was my immediate thought.
A
Really? I love that you comment. You never comment. I was like, oh, Oscar's in the comments.
B
I know.
A
I had to go.
B
Everyone was reaching out to me for a statement. I said, ay, Dios meal.
A
And what did you say?
B
The adios, meal.
A
But we never had a tamal mukbang. Okay. We would have sat down and had one together. Together. You bring all this delicious food we've gotten over Christmas, all these Cuban foods, all these everything. And I was like, we never had.
B
I know the gag is I don't like a tamale, but that's because it's a texture thing for me. Because, I mean, you kind of I think could have cured my texture thing because I like a crispy and a soft. So I think maybe if there was an edible, like, crispy outside, I would like it more, you know? So when I was hearing you crunch and try to rip through that corn husk, I was like, well, there is a world where this could be something.
A
Yes, well, right. I was. Look, if it was a troll, you know, that would have been. At the beginning. I would.
B
I know. That was, like, the second. I was like, the eight minutes.
A
It was the last. It was last because I had the Panera in between. I started off with a little concha, and then I went with, like. Yeah, then I went with the Panera. Someone's like, try the Panera here. And I was like, well, I think this is not local. I think someone tricked me. Someone's like, oh, New Mexico's known for the Panera. And I was like, this kind of tastes like my Panera, but okay, so they tricked me on that. And then the tamal came after, and, yeah, you know, I looked it up. Obviously, my closest friends, and they're my glam squad of, like, 12 years. You know, they always talk about tamales. They're always like, oh, go to the one in resita. This is the one to go. They talk about making them, and, you know, they're like, you know what? Our fault as well for not saying how you eat them, because this is a very construct thing. Like, to me, what makes it cool is the corn husks. I'm like, oh, those are cool. Like, I've always wanted to try them, and I never have. And I was like, this is perfect. I'm in New Mexico. And, yeah, you were trying.
C
Like, she would argue with. I was like, no, you're supposed to peel it and eat the inside. And she's arguing with me. It's like, no, what? How could you.
A
Eat a tamale?
C
In my life, but living in la, every event and in things, people would show up with, like, fresh tamales, and that's the best thing I would run because I love them. How do you eat them?
A
How would you eat it?
C
Cheese inside with chile relleno. Like, all the kinds. You peel it off and usually they stay intact. It's almost like a packed mashed potato.
A
You know, it's called a masa. They have the soft masa inside, so you pull it back and the masa stays there. That's why they cook it in the corn husk, because they need to, you know, make it. You know, they have to cook it somehow. And then you open it and you can have the masa as almost like.
C
A little case of ghee fence, I guess. You know, you've seen me eat a lot of, like, stuffed grape leaves, for example. Then you eat the grape leaf with the thing.
A
So I guess what is the. Yeah. Psa. But you know what? I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna go not say it was raining. I didn't have the time. But there is one in Reseda. Shout out to Latina foodie on Tik Tok. She eating at this place. I don't know what it's called. I'm gonna go find it. And they had a really good. I wanted to go today because of the rain. And they were Ari and Tony. Shout out. Ari and Tony. They're really just. My resident Latinos is always.
B
A lot of people are like, well.
A
Who doesn't like tamales, though? I gotta go, I gotta go. You know they love the tamales, right? You are awesome. No, I'm surrounded my whole life, and I like the glam. When I started really getting into my glam, getting into my era, I really did feel like, you know, and I know it's not a feeling being Latina, but I, I, you know, I feel it sometimes, you know, and so thanks to Oscar and Ari and Tony to everyone, you know, then you kind of get to know it more. Like today, it's cold and rainy. What would you get on a rainy day over in the tents?
B
A hot chocolate.
A
Very close. No, it's a rice, a champurrado. Have you ever had champurado?
B
No.
A
Okay. You put a little masa in the hot chocolate to feel full, you know? And I don't know how you say. But when they were like, something, something, something.
B
Love that you said, how you say.
C
Cucumber.
A
The Latinos in my life, honestly, they're so sweet. They really are, like, honorary. I actually met oh someone in the airport, and he's like, honoring. Like, they're so sweet. Because I do love culture. And it's never. It's never. Obviously. It's obvious place. Like, I just want to, like, you know, feel fun, fit in, but also, like, be excited about something in life. And yeah, so they were like, today they're like, oh, we could get the champrado. And I wanted to get one of those at the tent. But because it's raining here in la, all that to say, probably my Latina card is revoked for today because I ate the tamale wrong. Tamales, I guess, is plural. But I had untamal yeah, yeah. So.
C
Well, don't go without me. I went.
A
You wanna come?
C
Yeah, I love them.
A
Okay, we'll go there. I didn't know. I didn't know. There's a really good place by my Arby's I like in Reseda. We'll have to go. I love it. I love expanding my horizons. Yeah, it's fun. We had a lot of culture today. We had our Chinese.
B
Yes.
A
We had a little Latin flavor.
B
And you should go when you're in Resida. There's a lot of Peruvian food in Peruvian restaurants. It's always there's Peruvian food, but also Chinese food, because there's a lot of Chinese people in Peru. So I think you need to go there. Then you have literally the best of both worlds because you can get Chinese. It's like, literally the menu is like, Chinese food, like fried rice and stuff. And then also, like, Peruvian dishes.
A
What's your favorite Peruvian dish?
B
I like it's called lomo. It's like, you can either get it like chicken or beef, and it's like, made almost like a stew kinda with like a soy sauce. And like.
A
You think I would like it. Is it soupy?
B
No, it's. It's like. It is a little saucy, though. But, like, almost.
A
I don't mind saucy.
B
Like a soy saucy kind of thing. Oh, like a stir fry almost. I like that kind of sauce with rice and fries. It's really good. They also have, like, a crispy steak, like a breaded steak that I love.
A
Patreon. We should go over there and get a little pervene, you know? I really do love expanding my taste. I feel like when I try things, I actually like them. But I'm so, like, well, I don't like broccoli or something. And like, now that I have kids, I can't go. When I eat something, I have to be like, okay, try it, you know, because maybe they'll like it. And they do map and I was love broccoli. So I'm always like, we love this broccoli. It's so good. So I love expanding also some food. God. I grew up on just like, the most blandest. Like, we had just dry pasta, mashed potatoes with no seasoning, and chicken with no seasoning. And now it's like, wow. I really am this whole new world at 37, sheltered. I guess early you were making some spices. All of a sudden he had paprika. I was like, wow, what is this Tumeric? I was like, wow. Yeah, it's pretty fun. Anyways, expand your horizons today. I really need to look around more. I'm in la, you know. Life isn't just pasta and chicken tenders. Yeah, chicken tenders. Although we love a chicken tender. We do so good.
B
Yeah, I like it.
A
I just noticed your little. You had socks on today. We're comfy. I have slippers. You have socks.
B
Yeah, because I soaked your shoes. Yes. I had to survive the rainstorm to get here, which I had no idea was happening.
A
I need to know before I do, before I go. This was also from New Mexico.
B
Those are so cute.
A
Yes. This is Oscars. It's the boo boo.
B
How cute.
A
And this is Moses. You got your little water. One of the students at the University of New Mexico made them. I think she's a student. Maybe she was just there. I don't know. But yeah, those are for you. They're really cool. And I got this huge one that says, just Trish. Makes you look teeny tiny.
C
So small. Forget about friendship bracelet. This is a whole sculpture.
A
Yeah, I know. It's beautiful. I saw them back there and I was like, okay. Love it. All right. Yes. How are. How are you? How was your weekend? You had a weekend?
B
Yeah.
A
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B
I mean, sword. I just went. I went to San Francisco for Valentine's Day and also just.
C
Drive or fly.
B
I had my mc. I flew. I flew. I had my Michaela. So I blacked out. Romance. Yeah. I went to the Nintendo store there because they have. I love Animal Crossing is my favorite video game, and they have, like, exclusive Animal Crossing merch there. So I was like, kind of two birds, one stone, a little Valentine's Day trip, Go to Nintendo store. And I have that, like, oh, I blacked out because I kind of was just like, I was. I overconsert, mama. I overconsert. But the gag is I am paying for my sin of over consumpting because my flight got. My flight back got delayed for, like, five hours because of the weather. And then driving here, it was so stormy. It was like a hurricane, which I didn't know. And I was stressed. I was gripping that thing, that steering wheel, like, 10 and two, like, for my life. Then I get here. Your doorbell cam wasn't working. So I was like, okay. And none of the texts are going through, so I was trying to get the ring camera or, like, the camera to get the motion. So I was standing outside your gate, jumping away from my hands like, no.
A
No, we need that footage. Do we have it? I'm sure one of our cameras.
B
Oh, my God.
A
Wait. Yes. It must be. That's so weird, because Moses is on it. He checks cameras like nobody's business.
B
And it's, like, pouring, and I'm like.
A
Hell, you got into your car.
B
I was so. I had to put my clothes in the dryer when I got here.
A
Oh, that's why it was drenched. I was like, what happened?
B
Yeah, it was. It kind of felt like a disaster movie. And I was like, well, we can.
A
Give you the code.
B
I don't.
A
You have a code? I feel like you should have it. You don't have the code?
B
No.
A
You always buzz in every time.
B
Yeah. And that. But it wasn't, I guess, because the store, it was. It's pouring. I had no idea this was. I. I didn't know that was happening.
A
Like, truly crazy, though. So you went back all the way, and then all of a sudden, the guard calls me. He's like, oscar's here. I was like, yeah, I'll let him in. And then he's like, no, he can't get in. And I was like. Then I text Moses I'm like, oscar can't get in. He's like, he's in. I'm like, no, he's not. Like, the guard is called me and I hear Oscar in the background being like, the ring.
B
The main camp. I went all the way back to security gate because nothing was going through. And I was like, can you please let her know that I can't get in?
A
I love that. I got scared when she called me. I thought you would have called me. And I was like, what's he calling me for? I was like, let him in. Okay, so when did you decide you were going to San Francisco?
B
Thursday. And I left Saturday and I came back Sunday. So it was very last minute.
A
Where did you stay? Where did you fly? Did you fly to Burbank? Did you get your powered up?
B
I was like, oh, you know, fly to Burbank. It's close to us. And then the flight is like 50 minutes. It's so quick. I really thought I nailed it. I was like, this is going to be so easy. Everything was pretty cheap because it was the week after super bowl and the super bowl was up there. You do Southwest United? I guess. I don't know. I'm not really a flyer, so I just kind of pick whatever the website tells me to do.
A
Southwest is probably the cheapest.
B
But yeah, I was like, I thought I nailed it, but then it ended up raining yesterday in San Francisco. In San Francisco? Yeah. And we were like, speed running. So we. I got there late Saturday, just went to the Nintendo store. I was like, girl, I have too much. I was like, darian, lock in, because I gotta go get this stuff for Valentine's Day.
A
What he do for Valentine's Day?
B
Followed me around.
A
And you know, that's what relationships work. And you know what? That's really fine. There are people who just want to go with the. Moses loves. He loves to go with the flow.
B
But then Sunday was more like the sights, like the sightseeing day. So we speed sightseeing. It was like. It was like coming and going, the rain. So anything that he wanted to see? I was like, yup. Like, if he wanted a picture in front of the Golden Gate Bridge. I was like, you got it.
A
Did you get it?
B
Yeah, I took a whole bunch of photos of him. I don't know if he's posted. Not you yet. I got some too. Yeah, but it's been kind of a blur because we were speed running because our flight was also Sunday. So I was like, go, go, go. It was Golden Gate Bridge, the pier. It Was the aquarium, like, we were just going through. You know what? I looked at Alcatraz and I was like, damn, that's interesting. Yeah.
C
You see it from there?
B
Yeah. You see it from a distance.
A
You can't go on the rock anymore.
B
I don't. Maybe you can.
A
I want to go there.
B
Okay. Yeah.
A
Did you. Is Ghirardella Factory up there?
B
Chocolate Factory. I. We didn't go there. I did. There was a Trish's Donuts, and the girl was blonde, and I was like, this is giving Trish.
A
They used to have one at Universal.
B
Wow. Yes.
A
Those warm little donuts. Yeah.
B
Trish knows what she's doing with those.
A
Maybe it's my secret billionaire over here. Is she a billionaire? I don't know. Probably not. Hopefully she's making money in this economy.
B
You know, I got this little hat there that's cute.
A
I like that little bear.
B
There's a whole bunch of cute stores.
A
But sourdough.
B
I did not have any sourdough. But I do have really good chicken tenders. Like, probably the best chicken tenders. I think it's called Gotts G O T T. No relation to Gottmik. Or maybe there is.
C
I don't know.
A
Got chicken.
B
And it was really good. But, yeah, then our flight got delayed five hours. I mean, it kept progressively getting worse. So I was. I was paying for my crimes of buying too much or I probably, you.
A
Know, instead of thinking of it as, like, back karma, thinking of, like, it's saving you from something. You know what I mean? Maybe you were. You were meant to be delayed for a reason.
B
Because my plane was going to go down.
A
No, I was going to say you work on Hot Topics. So this morning you said, you know what? I just had a relaxing morning because Hot Topics were prepared. I didn't go to the gym because it was raining. So I had a relaxing morning, which.
B
Is great until I was locked outside the gates and was waving.
A
But even romanticize that. Think of that as a movie. You're vlogging today.
B
True again. When's that vlog coming? Probably Darian honestly made me vlog. He's like, to make this trip worth it, you better vlog. So he was vlogging for me. Although our ideas of vlogs are very different. And he was getting aesthetic shots of, like, the town, the bridge, but get my face.
C
Yeah, but you need B roll in between. You know, a little bit background music.
A
Jimmy, is he editing the vlogs?
C
You know what I mean?
A
Like, who's editing that? Oh, yes, you are an Editor.
B
And then all of my bit. Like, I had a lot of good bits. But then he was getting cranky towards the end because he was tired because we woke up so early to get all the sightseeing done. And he's not a morning person. So by the time like our flight was supposed to be to go to happen, he was a little cranky. And I had a lot of my good bits when he was cranky, so I couldn't film him. So that.
A
Wait, what do you mean your good bits?
B
I had a lot of good bits going on. Like, I don't even. I was just. I was funny. I think I was just a little delusional because I also got sick there, so. And I was on a lot of cool medicines.
A
This isn't like you have like quick one liners or like you had planned ideas.
B
I was gonna get an iguana and Surprise. No, just funny little lines. I don't even know what. I was just. It was Teehee. I was.
A
Haha.
B
I was.
A
You should have done it anyways. I know sometimes, even when Moses not in the mood, sometimes I love to like kind of vice versa. Even if I'm not the moon, Moses will throw in some quips. I'm like, not right now. It's very serious. I'm like, it was this, but we'll see.
B
I will try to post.
A
Okay. Actually is the other footage lost from 2025.
B
I honestly looked back at it the other day and I was like, maybe it's good I never posted it because I also was like very depressed. It. I was like. I was very glum. I was. And I'm like, maybe it's for the best New year. New. Yeah.
A
Truly double new year.
B
It was like horse and we're riding along.
A
I like this new you.
B
Yeah.
A
Optimism. Do you feel more grounded when you have your feet out? I feel more grounded. Like more humble. Yes. Socks on.
B
But I feel cozier. So.
A
Yeah, it feels cozy. I just love feeling like I'm always barefoot. Not very Chinese. I mean, they love to have house slippers. I learned from our Chinese baddy on Tik Tok. But I love to be cuz I just love to feel the ground, you know, I just feel grounded and it just seems like a good place to be.
B
Yeah. I like a sock or a slipper usually. I think I wore my little Uggs. And thank God I didn't because they would have been.
A
I know. I would have thought. I thought they were for the rain. And I was like, they're actually not for the Rain at all.
B
I was that person that told you that.
A
Which is crazy. Why would you have a boo if not for the rain? So weird. Well, I love that you actually went. What did you feel?
B
Did you feel good?
A
Like, I always feel good when I go out and then I'm back. I'm like, oh, I did something.
B
Yeah, I did have fun. It was a little adventure. Yeah. Especially for, like, Valentine's Day. It was fun to, like, spend time somewhere else and explore, even though I was sick and delusional, but.
A
Oh, so you got sick when I.
B
Got sick Friday, just a cold, nothing crazy. Yeah, but it was, like, cold and rainy. I mean, we were walking around the whole time, so it was. I was, you know, in survival mode. But it was still. It was fun. It was. It kind of felt like Amazing Race. Teased a little bit because we were going. We were so quick going from place to place to see as much as possible.
A
You should edit it. Like, Amazing Race tea.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
Have a host.
B
You.
A
Yeah. I would love to be Phil all day long. Did you exchange gifts?
B
He. He got me a cute little box. I mean, I got him a card. His gift. He wanted something very specific. He wanted this, like, vintage camera that he saw a YouTuber recommend, and it was only made in, like, Europe and in Japan.
A
Girl.
B
I don't know. He was very specific. He sent me the ebay link. There's no it. Got it from, like, somewhere in, like, the Netherlands. There's no tracking number. I don't know where the hell it is when it's getting here. That's his present. Whenever he got me, like, a box, he's like, these are things that remind me of you. And it was very sweet.
A
A box of things.
B
Yeah.
A
That's cute.
B
Yeah.
A
So you, like, got things from different places. Wow, that's really thoughtful.
B
I know. I was very impressed. Yeah.
A
Yeah. We did a no gift policy this year, but Moses did give me this necklace. I had two necklaces on today. I have the horseshoe, which is our lucky year of the horse. And then I have. They're both a husky, actually. And then I got me this little Valentine's necklace, which is very cute. We just had a Valentine's Day in, which was really cute. You did your annual camping ever since I met you. Our first Valentine's actually in this house, because I met you, like, right after Valentine's Day. I met you march, like, 14th. So I met you, like, right after Valentine's Day. So our first Valentine's Day, we were engaged and bought a house that was like, and then our Valentine's Day happened. We're like, well, okay. And now our Valentine is in this house. So we had no furniture, and Moses did a little 10. She did the lights in our room, and that was really cute. And then you carried on that tradition every year with Malibu. I should do a whole little montage. I was sending all the Valentine's. Do a little camp.
B
And then.
A
Really, my Valentine's Day gift is the photo shoots we do every year. Last year was our Bridgerton. This year was our Wuthering Heights. People really gagged. People were like, they loved Moses as Heathcliff. They're like, oh, his. This is more accurate to the book than the movie. People are really right. He should have been Heathcliff. Am I saying it right? Heathcliff. Okay. Someone's, like, saying crazy. I was like, okay. I don't think I'm saying right. Yeah, you. You would have been great. You would have crushed it.
C
You crushed it at Kate Bush as Kathy.
B
Okay.
A
Kate Bush is crazy because you were.
C
Both singing the song.
B
Right?
A
Right.
B
Margot Robbie posted hers today, and I think it's because of you. She posted her singing the Kate Bush song in the dress.
C
No way.
A
In the red dress?
B
Yes, in the red dress. I think she was shaken.
C
I'm sure the theme was like, how did we not do this?
B
I know. She's like, let me go get that dress.
A
She's like, let me go back to the moors and get the dress and do it. Oh, my gosh.
C
Well, probably show it on the Patreon because we can't play the movie. Yeah.
B
With the music.
A
You love to play. But, yes, we did. We did our photo shoot. We stayed in. I did a New Mexico, which was great.
B
We did see Wuthering Heights for Valentine's Day.
A
We're seeing it tomorrow. How was it?
B
I thought it was okay. I don't know. I'm kind of torn, I guess. The girls are really mad at it. Like the book girls. Yeah.
C
Yes.
A
Well, I know I haven't fully finished the book, to be honest, but there is, like, a main character, which is Kathy's brother in the book. His name is Henley.
B
Yeah.
A
And I had seen that. Like, he's not in the movie, which is kind of gaggy. Right. Isn't, like, a big part of the book. Look, I. I don't know. I'm kind of like, I'm with anybody who's like, this is not right. I'm with you for sure. But you were saying, just as a viewer, you're like, I don't mind this.
B
Yeah, it is. It's very divisive. I guess I did see someone say, like, if she. Like, there are movies that are inspired by classic works of literature. Like Emma with, I think. Is it Gwyneth Paltrow or something? Like, Emma is based on a Shakespeare thing. Like, I think of like, Easy A. It's loosely based on the Scarlet Letter. Right. But it's like a very loose.
A
Yeah. 10 Things I Hate about you.
B
Exactly.
A
Shakespeare. Yeah, exactly.
B
So if she just named it something else, like it's, you know, I don't even know what she would call a Wuthering Affair or something. You know what I mean?
A
Like, something that would be good. Yeah.
B
Where it's like inspired by but not trying to be an ada. The name implies adaptation is the problem. You know, even though she didn't put it in quotes, I guess that was her. Like, this makes it. Not with her loveline. You know what I mean? Not Wuthering Heights. That would have slayed.
A
And she said, we love a knot.
B
Yes. If you just need a Notwithring Heights, you would have.
A
No, rename it.
B
Yeah, I think she would have, like, just skirted along all the controversy if that happened, you know, so.
A
But people saw it made its money back.
B
Yeah, I didn't do as well as people thought. I think it made like 40 million this weekend. And more than that, I think it just made because.
C
Because it was the highest.
B
But he hasn't had like a hit. Let me see. Frankenstein, 34.8 million.
A
Oh, yeah. I saw more, too. All right, well, you are the.
B
You know, it was projected to do a lot better, though. It was.
C
Oh, I guess maybe they mean global opening. 82 million global opening.
B
Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes more sense. And the, like, the audience score, which is like, when they pull people leaving the theater, it's got like a B, which is kind of low.
A
So what was your score when you left the theater?
B
Probably around a B2. I mean, it's a beat. Like, I love looking at it. I love looking at it. And I thought Darian was going to love it because he loves, like, artsy kind of movie. But even he was a tough critic. I was like, damn me. I kind of expected.
C
House was very, like, detailed the way they built the house she's in. Like, there's a whole article about that. Like, her bedroom. The wallpaper is actually made from pictures from her skin and stuff like that. Or they kept the walls wet. Like they actually had the water system going through the whole house. So it feels like wet and Sweaty and all those things.
B
Beautiful sets, beautiful gowns. But yeah, yeah, yeah, I get why people. I get why people like, it is kind of fun. It is kind of sexy. It is a little horny, but not too horny. Like, it wasn't that. And it was, like, sensual, but not like that.
A
It looks like it from screen grabs. I'm so excited to see.
B
I know. I kind of figured because Darian was like, what do you think Trisha will think? And I was like, I'm kind of lukewarm in it, so I feel like Trisha's gonna love it.
A
Like, yeah, I'm a sucker for anything. Even if, like, you know, I love the idol. So it's like, I think even if people are like, hate it. I'm like, I love. I love Margot Robbie too. I love that. I do love things that just look pretty.
B
Yes.
A
I love Bridgerton. Even Bridgerton is, like, not so horny at the first four. But I still get. Oh, I get excited for it. You know what I mean? Like, I love this era. This is. Okay, I, I think I like it.
C
But Tik tok reviews of people coming out of the movie, they loved it. Like, I've seen.
A
I saw a lot of people, like, hate it too. I did see, like, so many people be like, I hate this movie. Everyone. Like, this is the worst movie ever. I need a refund. Like, people get really mad about. I was like, oh, my God. And it makes me kind of want to see it more. Which I guess is what maybe is the point of all of it.
C
That's what expectations to walk with in with for something like this.
A
Well, people had high expectations because it's Emily Bronte.
B
Yeah.
A
I saw someone be like, she died 117 years ago from like a flesh eating bacteria. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to her. Like, oh, damn, God rest in peace. Is that why the girl from you is named Bronte?
B
Yes. That's very on the nose.
A
Because she was also funny.
B
Did she work in the bookstore or whatever? Or she, like, love books.
A
Yeah, I love books. My name is Bronte.
C
How was the music? Was it noticeable?
B
Yes. I actually really did like the music. Like, the score was. I really liked. And I like Charlie's music. It like, fit the world of it. Like, even though it's like a. It's not a modern. It's not supposed to take place in modern times. And the music is modern because it's Charlie. Like, I don't know. I thought it still fit.
A
Spoilers are coming. Spoilers Are coming. Spoiler. Get out now. Spoiler alert. Spoiler warning.
B
That's why I kind of wish it was more fantasy. But it was kind of. I don't know, it was trying to be like of the time. Even though there was modern elements to it. So that kind of also took me out a little bit.
A
But she died.
B
Spoiler alert.
A
Does she die with a question? Oh, spoiler coming.
B
There you go, Jimmy. Yeah, she does die. Sepsis.
A
Who knew she's pregnant.
B
Yeah, yeah. And she was giving birth.
A
I think in the book is how she died.
B
In the book? Yeah, she gave. She was pregnant and then she told her lady like the girl. The lady who like, yeah, she midwife. That the like they thought she was being dramatic cuz she was like sick over Heathcliff and she was doing the most. But she. But that baby was stuck in her and she got sepsis.
A
Was it his baby?
B
No, it was the guy she married.
A
The fabric guy for sure.
B
That. Yeah, because she's. She got pregnant before Heathcliff returned.
A
Do you find Jay Polari attractive?
B
Objectively, yes, but personally, no. If that makes sense. Like I know he's so handsome but like for me I agree.
A
I like. Of course he's a good looking person. Of course, like that's. But it's kind of like when Jam Jam was here and was like oh, you don't think Rob is like. Yeah, like I could see he's a good looking. But I don't like I guess. Who do you gag over? Because I'm like, I don't get. Who is it? That's crazy. Okay, your opinions null and. But I mean again, good looking niche, you know. No, of course there's different. You know, there's different.
B
That is funny.
A
There's different tastes. I got heat for saying the Mormon wives husbands were ugly. I take it it wasn't based on how they act, not their looks. Conventionally they're fine, I suppose. But yeah, I don't. I guess I don't drool over anyone though. Because I was trying to think about that. I was like, who am I? Just like.
B
Weren't you drooling over Jonathan Bailey for like a year straight?
A
Yes. That's a good one. Oh, he should have been Heathcliff. No, he shouldn't have been Heath. Oh, Dave Patel is what everyone said it should be. Which I do love him from Smash. I didn't know he's like still around. I guess. He's famous. Super famous.
B
Yeah. Isn't he like Monkey Man? He was a monkey.
A
What's Monkey Man?
B
It's like a horror movie.
A
Oh, my God. So many horrors. Yeah, he would have been good. There have been a lot of people in it. But yeah, you know what? I guess. I don't know, the weekend. I think he could have been to go to Heathcliff. I drool over him. Right?
C
Happy birthday to him.
A
It's a birthday to the weekend. Abel, it's his birthday. He's a Pisces.
C
I just saw it randomly this morning. I'm pretty sure.
A
How old is he? Is he my age?
B
He's born in 1990.
A
Okay.
B
Young.
A
Oh, my God. Shame on me for saying that.
C
36.
B
Yeah.
A
Oh, well. Pervin out over here.
B
Yeah. Wow. 16th. Happy birthday.
A
Happy birthday, Abel. I miss your DMS. I wish they were still around. Maybe he'll make an appearance in Euphoria since the idol and Euphoria is crossing over.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
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C
Yeah, he would be a good fit.
A
Austin Butler.
C
I love all them less.
A
Oh, okay.
C
Because it's kind of like. Kind of the same as.
B
As Jacob Elordia. Both Elvis's.
C
Yeah.
B
Yeah, that's good. That's good.
A
Okay, fair enough. Well, I don't think Ted Nificent would have been a good Heathcliff.
C
Why? If it was in the Midwest.
B
The Midwest.
C
Yeah.
B
Yeah.
A
You would have been a great Heathcliff. Though I do agree with everyone. He would have been in good. You looked very handsome as Keith Clef. You would have been. Can you say you're lying? Did we do this last time? We did and you didn't know you're lying.
C
It wasn't. I didn't break your heart. You broke your heart. Yeah, by breaking mine.
A
And in breaking it, you have broken mine.
B
That was good.
C
It sounded like bridgeton to me. It's like.
A
Yeah. Jacob Elordi. British.
B
He's Australian. As is Margot Robbie.
A
Wow. What is this? Australia Nights? That's not very close to the book either. Right. We should get mad about that. They're both Australian. All right. What is Australia giving us besides Margot Robu and Dick Bolorney? Not that we need to be Given anything. I guess that sounds crazy.
C
Spiders.
A
What have we stolen from them? Wallace. Robert Irwin is choice of all.
B
I think he might be new from New Zealand.
A
Never confuse a New Zealander with it.
B
No, he's Australian. He's Australian.
A
A Kiwi with an Aussie.
B
He's a Kiwi. Wait, you said Kiwi is Aussie. He's an Aussie.
A
I think he's good. I think.
B
Yeah, I think that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's an Aussie.
A
Yes. He doesn't talk like one, but okay. He could have been a good Heathcliff. The twink version. That'd been cute. I like it.
B
Oh, I did have a Margot Robbie Hot Topic, actually. And this kind of.
A
I love her.
B
Sent me crazy because she did an interview with Charlie XCX where they interviewed each other for Complex and she shout out Complex.
A
Complex recently. I love Complex.
B
I do love Complex too. Yeah, shout out complexes. They're the ones that always do the pop up shots. The Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter one. Yeah. The top alone one that Misha invited us to. Yeah. Complex does all those.
A
Complex is where it's at.
B
Complex is where it's at. Yeah.
A
They had the most fanciest shoot I've ever been on. I was like, God, I wish I brought Moses to it. It was so fancy. I was like, more complex, please.
B
Yeah, I know. And it was like. It was goat theme, like who's the goat? And of like, who's the goat rapper. What's the word? Like so Perl. It is basically like best and worst. When Charlie and Margot. That was the theme of the interview.
A
Because there's a new goat movie out too. Yeah, no relation.
B
No relation to this.
A
It's cute.
B
Ironically. Yeah.
A
Yeah.
B
But she said the worst gift she ever received was from a fellow actor about weight loss. She said very early in my career, an actor I work with, a male actor, gave me a book called French Women don't get get fat. And it was essentially a book telling you to eat less. She said. I was like, whoa, F you, dude. He essentially gave me a book to let me know that I should lose weight.
A
Leonardo Caprio.
B
She said it was like really, really early because that's. Everyone automatically went to that. I. And she also said to clarify too, she went and said, I have no idea where he would even be now.
A
She said that throw us off. Because everyone knows. We know. Okay? We know.
B
And she has been working also for a really long time because she was doing a lot of like smaller stuff back in the day and like, even In Australia and stuff. She was doing, like, commercials and stuff. So. Yeah. Yeah.
A
I'm just gonna say it's Leonard Caprio. Allegedly.
B
In your opinion.
A
Just my opinion.
B
You know, until you're in a Leo movie and then you have to take it back. You'll walk it back.
A
Yeah, for sure. For sure. He won't care. He doesn't see anything anyways. I'm like, whatever. He's weird, huh? He seems odd.
B
Yeah, he does seem a little weird to me.
A
That New Cliff Booth 1 is coming out with Brad Pitt, and they asked Leo why he wasn't in it or something. Or someone said why? And it's like, he doesn't do sequels. Like what? Like, why don't. Why don't you?
B
Yeah. I don't. I've never really lived for the man.
A
But I don't even love for. Name a good Leonardo Caprio movie. Have you seen any?
B
I'm sure I've seen.
C
The last one wasn't bad.
B
Oh, yeah, you did like, one battle after another, right? Yeah.
A
Moses is a fan.
B
You like that bear one? The Revenant?
A
No, I said I like the bear.
B
What? I thought you did.
A
No.
B
Oh, you just.
C
I can't imagine.
A
I watched it for, like, three times in a row with Aaron Carter one night, and it was just like him watching it over and over and pretending to be the bear.
B
You watched it but didn't like it?
A
I don't remember it.
B
Okay.
A
A little incoherent. I just remember it was, like, silent the whole movie. And maybe he was a bear in the movie. Maybe Leonardo Tapper becomes a bear.
B
I think he's doing a movie with Jennifer Lawrence next. And it's like, if I have to suffer through him for Jennifer Lawrence, I guess I'll do it.
A
But I don't know, like, maybe Titanic's okay.
B
I suppose you were in that, right?
A
I do. He wasn't in my seat. Well, he was. We were both in that ocean together.
B
Yeah. You're both drowning in the freezing.
A
Yes. Watch me in there. Dang. That was a good one. For a long time. I remember people were really gagged that I was in that. I wish I was. I wasn't. Coming clean. No more lies.
B
Yeah.
C
You gotta shut it all off before. Huh? Before the horse. In the Year of the Horse.
A
Right. Coming clean. I was not in Titanic. Coming clean. I really didn't know how to eat a smile. That was. That was real.
C
I believe you. I knew.
A
Yeah.
C
When I saw it. That it was real.
A
Yeah. My trolling you. It would be. I Would make that the center of focal point. It would have been the thumbnail. I made the giant conch of the thumbnail.
B
Yeah. I can tell you thought this. This one.
A
Yeah. Yeah. To me I was like, okay, Tamal's cute, you know.
B
Yeah. And you're really milking it too because it was so big. It was falling apart. Yeah.
A
Look how big this is. This is my big one.
B
She thought this was a gaggy.
A
Yeah. I wish that the Tamal was more people would have come to it. It did revive my Tick tock a little bit. Tick tock was slowing down for me. I was getting like 70,000, which is great. 7,000, 80,000. But it did kind of revive it for me. Thank you. TMZ and everyone who interacted you.
B
Yeah. Was the first to break the news. And then Pop base reported it. Then Pop Craze. I'm sure Pop Flop reported.
A
Trish Crave came for Pop Crave and said this is local news. This is in our community business. Yeah. Family business.
B
Yeah.
A
As he next time I'll give you the. The exclusive.
B
I guess. If only you knew. If only you knew that was gonna.
A
It's true. I didn't know. What exclusive can we give him today?
B
We haven't. That's a good question.
A
Come to the UK soon, Aiden. I'll DM you tonight.
B
Yeah. Source. A source confirms the Trish Crave.
A
A source confirms that I might be in the UK sooner than you think. I'm the source. I'm always the source when I see. When I mean Greek. If you come to a mean green. Aiden knows. If he comes to mean gr. I'm gonna just tell him. All the tea. Me thinking everything is so private all the time. Like we're in person. No one knows anything.
C
The record.
B
Yeah. And then it gets reported on. You're like, where did this come from? But you.
A
That is. I am always the one leaking my own tea. I love Mark Robert. She could do wrong. And even though she's Australian, you know, I don't hold a dancer. That's one culture I have not gotten into yet. But maybe I need to. Maybe. I don't know. It doesn't seem that exciting.
B
But have you been?
A
No. Have you?
B
No.
A
Do you want to? It's probably the last.
B
I think so.
A
But like Tokyo first.
B
Yes, for sure.
A
Tokyo. Paris, Italy. Maybe then I'll go to.
B
I mean I. This is so like American to me. But like growing up watching the Irwin Family, I was like, I've always wanted to go to Australia. Zoo. Right. Like that always Seemed like, yeah, a fun place to go.
A
It does still look fun.
B
Yeah.
A
I love seeing Robert Irwin over there. I'm like, that looks kind of fun.
B
Yes. Although now he's over here most of the time. But why?
A
What's he doing?
B
I think he's hosting a show. A Dancing with the Star spin off where they have a competition to find the new pro. And he's the host of it, allegedly. I think it's in the works.
A
Okay.
B
Yeah.
A
Okay. I like that.
B
I kind of see that for him. Yeah.
A
She done the Bachelor.
B
I know. But maybe he's still a little young, I guess, right? How old is he?
A
22.
B
Yeah.
A
That is young.
B
Yeah.
A
She promo for the new Bachelorette with Taylor, Frankie Paul. Any promo? You know, I don't really notice editing that much either. All the comments were calling it out, so I was like, let me re watch this promo. But the editing did look like that. Of that I could do on my imovie. It looked really crazy. The imovie looked chopped. The imovie edit. They're all like, why do they do this? Why do they make her look like so like, it was just horrible. Or wedding.
C
It was getting social media style. What were you doing? I didn't see it.
A
Oh, you didn't see. She's like walking through all her like, scandals kind of tea, actually. I love how she started like, you know, like tick tockers start like five years ago and they like. Like Michael, like everybody they do have. So Taylor Frank Paul is walking like a hallway of all her, like, legendary moments. I'm like, gosh, you'd think she would have been on like 20 years. Like, this is like five years of just all these, like, scandals she's been in like mom talk, swingers arrested, pregnant, pregnant again, Mormon talk. This like, there was just so much.
C
And present to you. The perfect bachelorette.
A
Yeah, well, yeah, that's. I love her.
C
I'm.
A
I love a Taylor. Freaky ball. I love her, love her down. But yeah, the editing could have been better.
B
I don't know.
A
They just really don't give her because she's gonna be the ratings, right? Winnie Levitt as the most popular Roxy. She has sold more than any other Roxy in Chicago. Yeah, it was crazy. I was like, that's insane. I think it was up like something crazy. Like, I don't. I don't want to get the. Get it wrong with something big. 63 million. I don't know. Maybe that's way off. But anyways, so Taylor frankenpaul will probably be the biggest bachelorette. So they really should give her a budget. And they just. They're just not giving me. I'm excited. March 22nd. We're sat for it. We've been really into TV. Love is blind. Bridgerton. Nobody wants this housemaid is now streaming. I'm very excited to watch that. That's on our list. What did we watch last night? Oh, we watched last is blind.
C
Yeah.
A
Pretty good. Have you been watching it?
B
No, I'm still catching up on all the 90 day fiance. To be honest.
A
I mean, that's going to take forever.
B
No, forever. It's a lifelong commitment. Yeah. And I'm on season. I just picked up season four. So I'm like also 15 years late.
C
But we waited forever for young Sheldon.
B
To be over T. That's true. I was very. Sheldon grew up at the time I was watching young Sheldon. So I. I am very you in the sense that I catch on to shows really late.
A
Nothing wrong with it.
B
No know. But there's. Oh, the American snake. Stop. Model documentary came out today. Monday.
A
I know. We were like, let's watch it for hot topics. And you're like, it came out last night. I was like, I would have watched it last night.
B
They came out midnight. That's so late. And it's three episodes. So I think it's like.
A
Yeah, when I was about like 5, I could have watched.
B
Oh T. But I think you really gotta sit down and take it in. I saw I had to edit some interviews that for e. T. So I saw like advanced clips and stuff last week and that's when I texted you. I was like, oh, this is like tea. Because Tyra, like just does not come off great in it.
A
Well. And she has like no involvement. They said. Right.
C
So.
A
So she's not producing it.
B
So. No. They originally were gonna do a like a documentary about like Ms. J. Because I guess I don't know if this. I'll do a spoiler alert just in case you want to go in completely blind. So spoiler warning. But Ms. J had the stroke. So it was going to be about like her having the stroke and then being supported by Mr. J and Nigel Barker. And then obviously America's next time model is going to be a part of it. But then it became the main part of the documentary. And then they were like, well, should we try to get Tyra? So then originally it was just Ms. J, Mr. J, Nigel Barker. And then they. They got Tyra at the end. So she was the last component to be in the documentary. So she has no like, creative control or anything.
A
Wow. I'm surprised she agreed to do it.
C
Nobody's protecting her in the edit.
B
The. I mean, the edit doesn't come off great to her at all, really. Like. Like, there are people who are still kind of like, on her, are under sympathetic, I guess, to Tyra because obviously she's like a black woman in media. Back then, it was like, such a different time in the landscape, you know, and there was no. The rules weren't, like, as hard and fast when it came to, like, ethics and stuff. So a lot of it is, like, in retrospect, you're saying things that are wrong, but in. When they're interviewing her, she doesn't really take a lot of accountability for the thing. Like, a lot of. It's kind of like. Of like, yes, this was bad, but I was. You know, there was all these people and at the top telling me to do this or like, you guys were the ones that wanted to watch it. So I had to keep upping it up and upping. But at the end of the day, and this is the sentiment from, like, Nigel, Ms. J and Mr. J, that, like, she was. She had so much creative control. Like, nothing got approved if Tyra didn't get signed off on it. Like, she was very involved in the weeds. So at the end of the day, it was like her helming it and she had a lot of power in the show.
A
Yeah. The clip I had seen was. Because we seen. Haven't watch it in full either. I just saw a clip was the one where she talked about all them being fired after, like, season eight or something like that. And she's like, they also think it's me. But it wasn't. It was come. I have a boss. Has a boss. And I came. And then when Mr. J was being interviewed, he was just like, I came back. He came back. I guess on, like, season nine, they, like, begged him come back because he was gonna do other things. I'm not available. But then he came back and he said Tyran didn't talk at all to him, like, on the set. Like, did not acknowledge him until. Unless the cameras were rolling. So, like, I. I'm. I'm. Look, I feel like me and Tyra had some beef back in the day too. When I watched her show and she didn't know my name, she thought I had a daughter. Like, you know what I mean? Like. But whatever. Like, I think that doesn't. That doesn't matter as much. But I do. I do love her now. And I. I think Everyone when you, like, get older, when you look back when you're young, like, things were just problematic. Like, things were just problematic. But no one thought it. No, nobody thought it was an issue back then. Like, people watching it. Maybe some people did, but, like, we were watching it, and I was never like, like, oh, this is wrong. Obviously, maybe some people had an inkling, but some people also probably like comedy. I don't know. You know, you have, like, yeah, racy community comedians and, like, Howard Stern, like, those kind of people. Just.
B
Yeah, I think the. The problem, too, is that, like, when we were watching it, we were, like, young. So there should have been, like, an. Nigel Barker also said this. Like, there should have been, like, someone to. In the room to be like, no. Like, this is, like, this is inappropriate there. And there's very specific things that get brought up. Like, I think the biggest one that will be in the document doc in the docu series is like, do you remember Shandy, the blonde girl?
A
Yeah.
B
I think Cycle one.
A
Yes.
B
And the whole storyline about how she cheated on her boyfriend in Italy, but she said that she was actually, like, she didn't consent, so it was sexual assault. And the show knew that, but they framed it as her, like, a cheating storyline.
A
That's great.
B
Yeah. So that's, like, what?
A
That's crazy.
B
So she was drunk, and so she didn't consent to having sex with this guy in Italy, and she, like, blacked out. And she, like, told them, like, the producers and stuff like that. Everyone, like, the producers knew that it was assault. But then it was edited as just, like, Shandy cheated on her boyfriend. And they only showed that infamous, like, call where she's, like, crying, telling her partner. Yeah. That she cheated.
A
That's crazy.
B
So there's stuff like that.
A
Same with, like, new.
B
Yeah. And obviously, like, Danielle, she's the model that, like, Tyra closed her gap. And then Danielle was upset. She's like. Then, like, two cycles later, they gave a girl a gap, and she's like, what the. And that's, like, the makeovers, I think.
A
They were, like, psychologically, because if one girl was like, I love my big, long hair, they're like, you're getting a pixie cut. Like, I feel like they were psychologically testing these girls and not always giving them the better thing. I don't care if they called it high fashion, whatever. And they knew there would be times where they would do the makeover and they'd be like, actually, I don't like this on you. We're gonna give you extensions back So a girl, or for instance, I remember a girl got like, she got like a full sew in which takes like eight hours. And then. Yes. And then they cut, like cut it out. They're like, actually I don't like this on you. I just sat through this. Like. What do you mean? Like that is like a little bit of like torment. For sure. Yeah.
B
So there's all these instances and also like with Ms. J. So she had a stroke and every like Nigel. Mr. Everyone came to visit her in the hospital and Tyra never reached out after having the stroke.
A
Stroke.
B
And only reached like sent a text message to Ms. J once. The documentary was like going. And then reached out like how many.
A
Years after the stroke?
B
Several. Yeah.
A
So it's just because the documentary is filming. Yeah. Hope you're okay.
B
So there's all these things. I'm like, tyra, how so it's time now.
A
It is tough. It is tough because it's like also like I understand like you were saying is like, you know, being female and obviously being like black back then too. It's like you are to be like girl boss the way she did. I mean, you probably have to be a little ruthless. You have to be be like cutthroat a little bit and also just do whatever it takes to get to the top if you want to be on top, you know. And I like. So she probably had to be that some type of way, right. To like fire all your friends. Like, you know, like, I guess I have like a little bit of sympathy in that sense where I'm just like, you just work really, really hard and you're like, well, I have everything going against me, right. Like I'm a female, I'm black, like, I'm young. Like all this stuff like that at the time, which would be like going yesterday. So it was, I guess, yeah, you just do whatever it takes. Kind of like not to compare. But also when we watch like hacks, you know, like that like Jean Smarts character, Deborah Vance, she's like an older woman that gets like a late night show.
B
Yes.
A
And she like does whatever it takes. So she has to like fire friends. Fire her friend. And because you work so hard and she says that too. It's like, you know, I've worked all this time, obviously, like the lesson then becomes like, you know, friends are more important, all the stuff like that. But yeah, I guess, yeah. Nowadays in 2026, everyone's like very more and more like aware and woken that you don't have to do that. And like that's not the way to, like, get ahead in karma and all this like that. But I have a little bit of. I don't know, I have a little bit of sympathy.
C
But we watch now that, you know, 10, 20 years from now, people look back and say how you guys did that. It's horrible.
A
Yeah. Oh, for sure, for sure. Especially, like, YouTube stuff and bloggers and all these crazy people. But I also feel for, like, the contestants, like Adrian Curry, who's not in the documentary, but she. She must have been on live or something, talking about it, how she won the first cycle. She was the first winner, and you were supposed to get this big. Was it CoverGirl? Yeah, CoverGirl contract. And she was supposed to be, like, the face of it. And she got nothing. She didn't get a contract. And then they had her come back in cycle two and be like, hey, say how much your life changed. She goes, I was still broke. I didn't get a contract. I got, like, no modeling gigs. And they're like, well, we'll give you the contract if you come back. So that's kind of how they did it. But she's like, it was, like, awful. And they, like, just. They promised you nothing from the show. They didn't give you any help. So it was. It is wild that they had this huge show profiting, and then you just didn't get anything.
B
And.
A
And then obviously, like, the host too, like Mr. J and Ms. J and Nigel Walker, they were like, such a big part of the show.
B
Yeah. And then to get fired.
A
To get fired is wild. And I'm glad. But I do love when someone can also, like, tell their story. Because I think there can be, like, we always say, like, a couple truths, you know? Right. Like, maybe Tyra obviously, you know, maybe was a little, like, wackadoodle back then with, like, the hosting of it all. But at the same time, too, there's, like, other people that were hurt.
B
Yeah.
A
Contestants, judges, friends. And Tyra, you know, Tyra probably too. But yeah.
B
And also to her for her sake, too, as, like a black model. She probably endured so much, like, bigotry and stuff as she was coming up and making her own name. So she probably thought in comparison, you know, like, yeah, this is just how it is. But it's kind of like, like, as each generation, you gotta, like, be better than, like, what you endure. Like, anything that we went through, like, we should have learned from that and, like, help the next generation not go through that. You know what I mean? Versus, like, exposing it to more. Be like, Well, I did it, so.
A
Yeah. Yeah. I guess with social media, that's what's. Cause I was like, wow, people are really, like, young. People are so, like, woke these days. We were saying, like, we were young and the models were young, but it's like, God, Tiktokers really know, like, right and wrong. I feel for them because they'll call out. Like, Gen Z calls out their own. You know, like the. Maybe they're millennials. Are the Paul brothers millennials? I don't know.
B
I think the millennial at least. Logan.
A
Logan, yeah. Like. But, like, Gen Z can call it out and be like, this is problematic, you know, like, in the moment, which is, like, good. I guess social media just, like, brings awareness to things that are right and not right.
B
It'll be interesting to see how, as people watch what their reaction is. Because I kind of. I. I think I see mostly people still kind of, like, upset at Tyra, I think, because there is a little. There's some accountability where. There's some things where she's like, yeah, I shouldn't have done that. Like, when it comes to talking about, like, weight and stuff. Stuff. But then there's a lot of things where she kind of shifts the blame to someone else. And it's like, well, it's the audience. Well, it was my boss, whatever. And I think that's where she'll get into trouble. And then she said that her work's not done. She wants to bring America's Next Top on the Model back for a new season. I'm like, I don't know.
A
I don't know. I don't know. Just more. I think we need less competition shows, especially about looks and modeling. Especially nowadays. Models modeling, so inclusive and, like, there's no Top Model anymore. You know what I mean? Like, there's, like, just different kinds of models. I don't think there's one specific that'd be, like, so important. Impossible to find.
B
I know. And the industry is so different because, like, there's now everyone gets discovered from, like, TikToks or Instagram and stuff too. So it's so different now. Although I will say she did kind of get me because when I was in the airport, this girl came off a plane from. I don't even. I think from Canada or something. And she. I felt like Tyra Banks that moment because I was like. I saw it. I was like. She was, like, so pretty, like, tall, like, gorge, but, like a little frump. And I was like, oh, my God. I was like, girl, if we just like, Got your posture and just, you know, a little blowout.
A
Oscar's next.
B
I was like, I saw the vision. I was like, oh, my God. Like a little natural glam. A blowout, like, posture. Girl, I see you on the Runway. And she was just walking off the plane with her mom, like, all homely. And I was like, mama, this is something fierce.
A
I love Tyra.
B
Let me, like, take you under my way. I'll have Javier stomping boots. And I really could turn her out. And I did feel like Tyra in that moment. So I'm like, maybe, maybe.
A
But I do love that idea of, like, finding someone with, like, that, like, potential.
B
Yes. I love that idea.
A
Didn't Chloe do that? Didn't she like, a makeover show where she found.
B
Oh, yeah, revenge body? Yeah, that was a little more.
A
Did they just lost weight and like, okay, get over who? Tiana Taylor did it. Did you see? There was a tick tock girl who tried to get Tiana Taylor's haircut. It was so cute. So there's this girl on TikTok and she tried to get. There's like, you know, that iconic, like, hair. It's so good. And she came out and it was. It was giving, like, it was just giving a little mushroom or whatever. It was cute. And then Tiana Taylor brought her and her glam team and they just, like, did a full make. She looked just like her. The hair, it looked. It made me so happy. Like, I love stories like that. I want to. I don't know if anyone wants to look like me, but I would love to come and give you a Trish makeover. That'd be so fun. I just thought, like, oh, that's me. Like, warm my little heart. I was like, that is what we need to do more of that.
B
That.
A
See, Tyra could be on to something, but maybe not. American model. Bring it back. Is. That's crazy when all this is happening.
B
Yeah, like, my work's not done.
A
Let's run that contract. People felt victimized. There were victims. Like, didn't she pretend to, like, faint in front of people? Like, didn't she, like, pretend to die? Just traumatizing people.
B
They were like, I forget what they even, like, won. I don't know. And like, I remember, I think Eugenia was one of the girls. I have, like, such a vivid memory. It was. Was like, they want to go see her backstage at the Tyra show. And she's like, sorry, you guys. Like, I just been filming the Tyra show all day. I'm just a little Lightheaded, and she faints. And then Eugenia goes, tyra, no. And she falls to try to catch her and is, like, shaking and trembling and crying. And then she gets up. You're going to Paris.
A
That was an acting challenge. I was like, what?
B
Sick and twisted.
A
Yeah, it was a little. It was a little sick and twisted when I. I'll share my entire experience, even though I shared it before. But when I did season five, episode one of the Tyra show, I remember I flew out because I had just gotten into After. It was before, second after combined. But, like, after was like, the union for TV New York.
B
Oh, wow.
A
Yeah. So they, like, flew me out to New York, and I found everything either on LA casting or, like, Craigslist back then. So it was either on LA casting or Craigslist, but it was, like, to be on the Tyra show. And I was super excited because I looked at Tyra in the after thing, and I was like, oh, it's after. And I was like, perfect, because that means you get, like, a higher rate. So normally these shows would pay either nothing or a stipend, like, $100. Whatever. So anyways, I was like, whatever. So I got. I went out. I had just got extensions and, like, my nails done and everything like that. The whole point of the show was like, your real hair or something like that. So I was like, okay. I knew they're taking my extension off, but they took, like, me. They took these off, whatever. And then I thought they were gonna pay to put the extension back in. They didn't. I was broke. Broke at the time. Anyways, I did the Tyra show. Everyone was like, nice at the Tyra Show. Tyra herself, like, does not care. But I suppose a lot of talk show hosts, like, to their credit, probably don't care because they just get so many guests on those shows, especially Tyra. I feel like she had, like, 10 segments per one episode because there was just so much happening on that show. Oh, yeah. I couldn't care less. Definitely got my name wrong. Definitely thought I had a daughter. Definitely, like, had all this, like, crazy stuff. But anyways, I did the show. It was okay. It was a fine experience. But they didn't. They said they were gonna put my hair extensions back in. They were like, oh, we're gonna put them back in. Because they were like the K tips that cost $2,000. My nails, they didn't tell me were coming off. I had just gotten, like, fresh nails. So it hurts so bad to get that. I felt like I was on America's model. I was like, they, like, ripped my nails off. I was like, I just got them on, like, literally the day before, so they ripped those off and they got my hair bleach blonde, I guess, or whatever, but whatever. And then I was like, oh, okay. So, like, when can I get my extension back? And they have so many hair people on the Tyra show. I mean, they had, like, probably like 20 hair people on there. And they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, well, let's get it scheduled for you today. Anyways, I go back to do my paperwork after we tape the show, and it says, like, non union on there. And I was like, oh, actually, I'm after. Oh, my gosh. That's when everything, like, shifted. They were like, nobody told us that. And I was like, oh, well, I mean, I don't. I don't know. Like, nobody asked. Like, usually they'll ask if you're union or non union. And nobody really asked. And so I was like, well, I'm definitely after. So they give me the paperwork. Everyone's pissed. So then they're just like, okay, you can just go. I didn't get my per diem, like, cash. I was like, negative. I remember I, like, couldn't eat. My mom was out there and my hairstylist was out there that they flew out. And my hairstylist at the time too. Like, they flew her out and to, like, take them out. And then I was like, can you, like, pay her to put her back in? And like, no, you're on her own. So anyways, they take us to the airport, then straight from there. And I remember their flights got canceled. My mom and my hairstylist flights got canceled, and the tire show paid for them to come out. And then so, like, I was doing with the flight back, and we're like, we were all broke. Like, Nobody had a $1 in their account. My mom was overdrawn, I was overdrawn, and my hairdresser at the time was overdrawn. And we had no way to get back. We're like, do we call, like, a news outlet? Like, what are we gonna do? So I took. I let the hair. My hairdresser take my flight because I would just stay with my mom. And we're just like, sitting in the airport in the New York airport. I was like 18 or 19 or something at the time. And, like, we did not know how to get back. And then we just had to, like. Like, we just kept calling them. We're like, you guys canceled our flight. It's like, what the heck. And then I guess eventually, I guess they must have paid for a flight back because we got home somehow. But it was, like, so traumatizing. That part. Again, all of it probably wasn't Tyra's fault, but, like, sus, I did so many shows back then, and that was always my hustle was to be union. And that's how I got, like, you know, instead of a hundred dollars, you would get like $1200 or something to be on it. And it's just like a show that makes, like, so much money. They had so much sponsors. I was like, like, because they showed me, like, at the plaza getting my hair out and stuff like that, but they did not put me up at the plaza or none of that. They didn't, like, pay for food, any of that, stuff like that. And I was just like, ugh. It was just like the worst experience ever. But over time to like, oh, Tyra's kind of camping. I do like her, but damn. And she has a good career. Like, damn, if I could have a career that would be Tyra's. Right? Like, she's a Victoria's Secret model, and then she's a maker, sex model, host, and she's life size. She's a Barbie. And then she has her own talk show.
B
And like, the ice cream.
A
The ice cream. The hot ice cream. The smiling hot ice cream. I love it. I love that she hosts. She was a host. Did she do America's Ex?
B
Yeah.
A
America's Got Talent. And she's dancing with the stars for a minute. And she's kind of. She's iconic for sure.
B
Yeah.
A
So I do love her. And, like, older I get like, okay, she kind of can't. But I remember at the time being like, Tyra was enemy number one for me. But, yeah, I guess I have all the experience of talk shows. That was kind of the worst. I'll be seated for it. I. I never really loved America's Next Top Model. It always just made me feel bad about myself because all the plus size models were, like, so skinny, and you're just like, I'm ugly. And everyone there were. They hated all fat people. Like, if you were like a size 6, you're like, you're disgusting. You're too fat. You need to be plus size. And the Lady's like, I'm 130 pounds, like, plus size. So they did kind of make you feel horrible about yourself.
B
But yeah, that also gets kind of addressed in the docu series too with like, I don't know if you remember Kenya she was, yes. Where they were like, Tyra and the judging was like, you look good here, but in every single shot, thought they had to retouch your tummy because it was too big. And she, like, wasn't overweight at all.
A
Yeah, not at all.
B
Yeah. So that also is something that gets addressed.
A
Like, I mean, they retouch everybody. Like, I'm sure Tyro's retouched in her prime. You know, they retouch literally everybody. Yeah. Really? Anyone's just, like, out there as they are.
B
It's so funny, though. I guess it's just so different. I was like a gay boy because, yeah, I was, like, definitely overweight and stuff. And I was just like, living. I remember it's been like the walk, busted girl. And like, I remember, like, you would go on the website after and you could, like, go and, like, look at the photos and I would, like, make little edits in Photoshop of, like, the girls I loved. I was like. I was living from ExxonMobil. I think the gay boy experience is very different than, like, because I think it's more like, aspirational as a gay boy. Like the diva worship of it all, you know?
A
Yes, yes. Yeah. Mine is just like, I feel more targeted. I don't look like that tea.
B
Because when they added the guys and it was like, no, no, we don't want this. Not too hot.
A
I was like, no, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
B
Yeah.
A
Yeah. I suppose that's why, like, I always gravitated to, like, guy things. Like, if there was like. Like Reservoir Dogs had no females in it. So I was like, I love this movie. There's no girls that I can feel bad about myself about.
B
Oh, my God. When they added guys. Did you watch those seasons?
A
No.
B
Oh, my God.
A
That was way later, right?
B
I remember one. Yeah, I was like, towards the end of maybe like cycle 24 or something. I don't know. But I remember they gave one guy, like, a lace front, like, beard and it looked so. It was busted.
A
Why do they do that?
B
It looks so bad. She was like, you, I love. That's why I kind of live. Because she's like, we're giving you a beard. He's like, what? They literally gave him a lace front beard. Like, looked so fake. And they. I think he won the show.
A
Okay, so it worked.
B
It worked.
A
Yeah. There's one thing you couldn't do. You cannot say no to the makeover. Like, you. If you were complaining, do you really want to model?
B
And the modeling is industry. You're going to have to shave your head and bleach your eyebrows, you're going to. You're going to have to get your gap closed in the modeling industry. Like, it's crazy.
A
And we said, yes, yes, you're right. Okay. Yeah, we'll do whatever it takes.
B
And that also, again, is a theme of the show where it's like a Nigel Barker says, this is like, well, like, if we're the X work, if we're labeled experts and we say that this is the industry, you're going to believe us. So it's like, if we say, yeah, we're in Bangkok, it's the fashion capital of Asia, and he's like, it's not. But we're saying that, and now everyone's going to believe it.
A
So that's actually.
B
So, yeah, the. They just have the air of, like, being an expert. So whatever they say is going to be reality.
A
Yeah.
B
So, yeah, it's really weird, the psychological effect of that show.
A
That's kind of like the only way to probably get in back then, because it was before social media. Like, how else would you get discovered, you know? Yeah, like, in theory, could have been good, but. But you liked him. Oscar was seated.
B
Yeah, I was seated for it.
A
I'm seated for Tyra. I do love Tyra. So I just want to say that, like, I think I always was like Tyra, because I just, you know, she was just so gorgeous and, like, I could never be her. But. Yeah, but even when she was like, the whole fat speech, when they called her fat in that brown bathing suit, I remember at the time even thinking, like, I feel empowered by her.
B
Me, too. I cried. I cried watching that Kiss my fat. I would watch, like, I had it, like, dvr, and I would rewind and play it over, and I cried. And I was in high school, and I was like, yeah, this is so empowering.
A
It was empowering. And I, like, watch it. I remember watching at the time being like, oh, I'm gonna wear a swimsuit. I'm gonna show my arms. You know, I'm gonna wear that. Like, she's just, like, so skinny. And I was just like, oh, my God, like, perfect boobs and, like, skinny arms. I'm like, but she was one of our first body positivity.
B
You know, people calling her fat until Kenya, like, they make you too fat. It's so weird.
A
Oh, right.
B
It's like, yeah, back and forth.
A
We love a rebrand, though. She's like, it's time to rebrand now. And this would have been a good opportunity for her. Rebrand to be like, yeah, that was some up.
B
We'll see how it continues to get received. I feel like it's probably going to be 60 to 70% negative to Tyra, but we'll see, we'll see. We'll see. Yeah, we'll see.
A
We all love change and growth. We love people like Patty Stanger. Stanger from Millionaire Matchmaker. We share a makeup artist. Not Ari, but another makeup artist, actually Ronnie. Shout out Ronnie. And he said that she feels immense guilt for how I was treated on Millie Matchmaker where she called me fat and said, who's this person 25 pounds ago that really did destroy my life. But you know what? An apology is an apology. I mean, I get it. Like, when you're older and like end of life, you probably reflect and you're like, what did I do? That was wr. We love a reflection. Which didn't happen. She was like 50, you know, like, if someone's in there, like, as they call it, their big age and they're calling you fat, like, that is, like, annoying. And mine was, I guess mine was like 2010. Guess that was a while ago. All is forgiven, but still hurts.
B
Yeah. I mean, also, again, the reality TV element of, like, it was just like, that's like the American sex model, like, mentality of, like, there's no ethics. Almost, like everyone is, like, used for entertainment. No matter, you know, feelings. There's, like no sensitivity. Like, no feelings are spared.
A
So every. Every show, every American Idol Simon call hold everyone fat. I remember that one second season. Like, we need a bigger stage, you know, like, it's just like, I feel like that was the go to for everyone just saying you're fat.
B
Yeah.
A
Damn. There was a show called are you hot? And I think I brought this up before. I don't. I don't think you remember this right. I remember, yeah. Where he had a little, like, laser and was like, lasering parts that are like, fat on these, like, literally perfect tens. I was like, the show's up. It was a f up time. Did you feel it over there? Any of the body shaming of the early 2000s?
C
Well, I remember it. Yeah. In general.
A
How'd you feel about your body at the time?
C
I was fine at the time.
A
Okay.
B
Sorry, Patties.
C
No, but I grew up in the same environment where, like, my parents were, like, obsessive about weight or really? Or in general. People just talk down about people that were overweight and they were not even fat. They were just a little bit overweight.
A
My parents are still my parents. Both, like, are obsessed.
C
It's a generation that must be. I don't know why.
A
Were your parents weight conscious?
C
Yeah.
A
Yeah, they always did. My mom was always doing those, like, snack wells and wild shit.
B
Not weight conscious to me, but, like, my mom for herself. Yeah.
A
Yeah. For the most part, too. But you just. I just saw my mom do so many, like, slim fast. I guess I should probably have.
B
Yeah, same. Yeah.
A
Wow. You're perfect just the way you are. Everybody. Don't change for anyone but yourself.
B
And more hot people news. The Winter Olympics, they still going? There's. I think they're still going, honey.
A
Sean White in it. Johnny Weir.
B
I don't think Johnny Weir. Maybe Sean White. Maybe it's on White there.
A
Remember, he was like, such the thing. He was like a Michael Phelps. Like, they all were like, such a gag. And now where did they go?
C
But usually they can maybe do two to three Olympics at the most. As far as age.
B
Yeah. He is there as a commenter and analyst, not as a competitor.
A
Damn, he got too old.
B
Yeah. He retired in 2022.
A
Crazy.
B
Yeah.
A
Okay, who's the. What's happening? Who's the star? Who's the hot one?
B
I don't know. I keep seeing random, like, things on gay Twitter of, like, random hot people. I don't know who they are, but kudos. The one that really gagged me, which was kind of everywhere, was the Norwegian biathlete. That's a sport. Yeah, that's a sport. He's not bi. As far as. Yeah, Sterling. LA grad. So he won the bronze medal and in his, like, speech, he confessed to cheating on his girlfriend and.
A
What?
B
Yes. So he won the bronze medal and he was doing an interview after winning the bronze, and he said, three months ago, I made my biggest mistake and cheated on her. I told her about it. About it a week ago. It's been the worst week of my life. And how he wishes that she was there to, like, celebrate with him.
A
Oh, my God. Why did he say all that publicly?
B
I know. T. And then it was like. I don't know if anyone found it romantic, immediately I got the it because I was like, now all of a sudden, you're putting so much pressure on her. This, like, anonymous girl.
A
Yeah.
B
You're the one that up. And now you're dragging her into it.
A
Yeah.
B
And it's not a romantic gesture. It's kind of like. Yeah.
A
It's like the words, like, don't say it to everyone now there's like, no chance.
B
You just.
A
Weirdo.
B
And it became Such like a viral moment that the ex girlfriend had to speak out. And so she did an anonymous interview with the Norwegian outlet and she said, mama, kudos. I live for this doll. She said that she did not choose to be put in this position and it hurts to have to be in it. And it's hard to forgive even after a declaration of love in front of the whole world. So she wasn't having it. She was like, no, like, I'm not taking him back. Like he messed up and now he's dragging me into it.
A
Yeah, that's. That's double words like you cheat on me. It's something I didn't want. Then you put out there something I didn't want. Like what? Stop. Just stop. Like you're ruining my life twice over now. That's so. That's so weird.
B
I know.
A
He run a bronze, not a gold sweetie. So just remember that. Why can't you come in first? Because you're a loser.
C
He did it in the wrong place. But the thing. The Olympic. Olympic like village is very promiscuous. Like there are a lot of partying and there's a lot going on over there.
A
How do you know?
C
And there was. There was an article that they ran out of condoms in that because it's. It's known. They party. Like they basically. They work so hard, they do their thing and then they party after that and everyone gets with everyone.
A
And that makes sense. Just a bunch of. So it's a very testosterone athletes.
B
Yeah. And also like you're probably so focused the whole time that like then you finally get to like let loose. Also, everyone is. Is like hot, right? Yeah, everyone's got crazy physiques. Tea. Yeah. It's just like a bunch of heated rivalries going on. Yeah.
A
Let's just hook up with each other.
B
And then. So he got another bronze after that. And then he apologized in the next. In the next speech.
A
Oh my God. So I'm giving him awards. I'm giving him a microphone like a.
C
New reality TV show.
A
Dating my gosh. That's what he said on his speech. So weird.
B
And he said, I deeply regret bringing up this personal story on what was a festive day for Norwegian biophysical lawn. I am not quite myself these days and I'm not thinking clearly. My apologies to his other competitor, Johan, who deserved all the attention. Oh no. After winning. Okay. And he said, also my apologies go to my ex girlfriend who involuntarily ended up in the media spotlight. I hope she is doing well. I can't change this. But I will now put this behind me and focus on the Olympics. Girl, it's a little too late. It's just a little too late.
A
What? What sport is he in?
B
Biathlon. Don't ask me what it is.
A
Biathlon. What is that? Okay, sounds like a made up sport.
B
But who knows what is a biologist. A winter sport that combines cross country skiing and rifle shooting. Girl, that's doing the malls. I'm sorry.
A
They're skiing on the surface and then.
B
They shoot drag race. When like they do a talent show and they're doing like, they're doing death drops fire spinning flag tour. It's like, girl, just stick to one.
A
It. That's crazy.
B
Rifle shooting is crazy. How did that. What?
A
Oh, no. That is so weird.
B
Who made that? A spore? Like, let me ski and also shoot a gun.
A
What do you shoot? You just shoot like clay pigeons or what? That's random.
B
That's crazy. Winter Olympics. A little unserious, but also kudos to all the Olymp.
A
Yeah. I mean, it is impressive that you did.
B
Impressive. Some of them. I'm like, what is going on here? But I couldn't so.
C
Well, these.
A
He issued an apology. Something Jake Paul can never do. Jeddah. She deserves better. She wins her gold medal and I'm just talking about you. What a dumb boyfriend is.
B
No, that's great.
A
I. I would literally break up with like somebody if I won my gold medal. And then you're just talking about like the super bowl and how much you hate it and being like bigot. Is that the right word? Yeah.
B
Yep, yep, yep.
A
Yeah. Like, I would break up.
B
I know.
A
Weirdo. So random.
B
I know. And there's also the. The US Figure skater. Yes. Ilya. He lost, right? Yep.
C
Unfortunately. I mean, I've been watching him for a long time and he was like an unbelievable athlete. He's probably the best that I've ever seen. And everyone was so excited about him getting the gold like he was. And the pressure just got to him.
A
I would be that person. Oh. Under pressure is. I couldn't imagine Olympics. Like, what. When it's like the pressure's on. Like, I'm so bad. Like, I mean, because Olympic athletes are probably more used for the pressure, but in general, I feel for him. Okay. Like, I get it. Like, everyone. Like, you're a mate, Barry. Alex Ward at the Grammys, he performed Ordinary a million times. Then you're at the Grammys and it's like, you sound like that. You know what I mean is double every. Like, that sucks. Like, you know, you're perfect, you know, you're amazing. You know it. And then, yeah, when, like, the pressure's on. Oh, man. Well, he'll probably get a movie about him. Maybe Margot Robbie will play him. You know, it's very like.
B
Like, maybe Marabi would be crazy.
C
She was.
B
Maybe Troy Saon. I don't know.
A
Troy Savon would be great. That'd be his good acting.
B
Although the gag is everyone. And I don't. This isn't. I don't know much about him, but everyone was bringing up he was homophobic back when he was 18. And everyone kept being like, well. And I didn't. Everyone was bringing up the homophobia as if it was, like, recent and rampant. And I was like, oh, screw this guy. Figure skating. You're going to be homophobic. And then I went to actually look at. Look it up. And he was 18, and it was pretty much his comment. He was like, on an Instagram live, and he said someone asked if he was straight. He was like, bro, let's be honest. I can't be straight anymore because I need those artistic scores up. So I gotta say I'm not straight, so my scores go up. So he was joking that he would be scored better if he was gay, because it is such, is he not? He's straight.
A
Wow.
B
Yeah.
A
So, I mean, who confirmed him when.
B
In this Instagram Live, he's saying, I'm straight, but I gotta not be. I gotta say I'm gay in order to get scored better. Because I guess his joke was if I was gay, they would, you know, skew my scores off. So everyone was really on his. And he had to go to sensitivity training after this and issue, like, three apologies.
A
Well, you know, does he follow you?
C
There's an easy way to check.
A
No speculation. But I've seen this film before. I've been in this film before. Lots of men being mean like, I'm straight, but I will go with the gay thing, I guess. And it's like, wow. But you don't just go with the gay thing if. If you're straight.
B
Yeah. He also got asked in this interview lately again. Obviously, my algorithm is very swifty. But he got asked about, like, oh, what music do you like? He's like, I listen to everything. And then the interviewer went like, oh, even Taylor Swift. And he said, not everything. I hate Taylor Swift. And it was a little Tae Voodoo, because it's hard to escape the. The T voodoo. Like, she comes somehow karmic. This isn't even just me and Swifty. This Is unbiased. Karmically, somehow. Every tongue that raises against Taylor Swift, it falls. So it's giving.
A
It is giving. Like when closeted, you know, men or that just say they're straight are being like, oh, I hate that game. Well, you did suck it. You know? You know what I mean? Like, it's very. Oh, my God, it's very that.
B
It's very.
A
If you have to try so hard to be like, oh, I hate gay things. Like, you know, like, you're probably. You're probably. You're probably hiding something suppressed. Maybe you don't even know it. That's crazy. That's crazy. Okay, well, I feel sad for him for what happened, and I still feel sad for him because that interviews is kind of chaos. Like, if you are straight, like, that's a crazy thing to just be so, like, homophobic and weird. And then if you're. If you. There's something suppressed, then that's sad too. There's just lots of sadness.
B
Yes.
A
Income on the podcast. We don't have to talk about that, but I would love to just talk. I love a little chat with an Olympic athlete. Especially, like, I think it's more camp to fumble.
B
Do you know what I mean?
A
Like, I love Alice Warren's performance at Grammys is the only one I remember because it's like, oh, you fumbled.
B
Yes. Who's my Moses's favorite Olympian from the last Summer Olympics?
A
Oh, the break.
C
Are we talking about? Yeah, yeah.
A
What's her name?
C
Ray Gunn.
B
Yeah, look, he remembers because she flopped so terribly that she's iconic, you know? Oh, work. See, that's a legacy.
A
Exactly. When you know the flops like that, that's what stands out, not the perfection of it all. Kudos, mama.
B
Kudos for flopping, truly. Yeah, kudos for flopping.
A
But don't be homophobic. Like, that's weird. Okay, you gotta go to sensor sensitivity classes.
B
Yeah, let's see. What the sensitivity training after that. Although he was 18 at the time, at least. You know, benefit of the doubt. It was young.
A
How old is he now?
B
21.
A
No, still.
B
Still young.
A
Still young. You figure it out.
C
Yeah, I was confused. Yeah, it was like, oh, I see those men in tights flowing on the eyes to music.
B
I want to be that, but not Taylor Swift. Yeah, keep that away from me.
A
It's giving David Dobrik. I love strippers. I love going to strip clubs. It's like, okay, well, all right, get.
B
Them next Winter Olympics. Ilya. Four years. Are they every four years? Yeah.
A
Two years is summer Right. In the next two years.
B
Damn, that is wild. You train all four? Yeah.
A
Oh, yeah. You get four years of real life and then you flop. I mean, that does cuff.
B
Yeah.
A
They should give them therapists some mental health resources. They probably do.
B
I hope so. Right. Because that is a lot of pressure. That's a lot of pressure.
A
You can just see on their faces too.
B
Like, could never be me. Truly.
A
Me neither. That's why I love just being a flop. Like when people know you as Flop Tropica.
B
Yeah.
A
It's like, oh, you really? Yeah, you can only impress people, really. And that's what I love.
B
I love when you get the title of, like, Olympian or of have any. You know what I mean? Like, if you're competing in Olympics, there's like a pressure to slay. Like. Yeah, you really got to slay. If you have like, Olympian whatever, like Olympian biathlete, Olympian skier, then you gotta slay. But if you just are amateur skier, you know what I mean? Then you can flop and it's cool. Or if you do well, it's like, wow, you did that.
A
Yeah. Or if we made the Olympics, like, oh, they just made it.
C
We don't have to win.
A
They're like, oh, you just made it.
B
Olympic Village. That is crazy.
A
How do we get there? How do you even audition?
B
We got a pick a sport, I guess, like, whatever is the least competitive.
A
Like rifling. Get a rifle. We.
B
What if we end up, like, slaying?
A
What would it be? Right. Okay, we can try.
B
God, I don't know, like a tab. No, I don't even the kind of crazy, too.
A
I would love to.
C
To curling. I think curling would be good at. I. I have a feeling that I'll be good at curling.
A
Which one's curling?
C
It's that piece of like granite of like, marble that they push on the snow.
A
Oh.
C
And then the two of you. The two of you, all you have to do is, like, brush the floor, you know, like, in front of it to get it to the right spot.
A
You think you'll be good at that?
C
Yeah, I'm. That's the kind of stuff I'm good at. Like throwing something and.
A
Well, you definitely can make the Olympics. I don't know if I can.
B
I guess we can. Instead of the track me, we just do the judge Trish Olympics.
A
Winter Olympics. We don't have any snow, luckily.
B
Blink Floplympics. I kind of live for the Floplympics.
A
We'll be us. We'll do it.
C
We'll be limping in the Flop.
A
You guys are all going to win. I think I'm training. I'm training for it. I'm ready for it. I've been doing well. More like four weeks. We got to set that up. That's going to be a good one. Wait for it. It's coming. It's coming soon. We did the Warner Brothers.
C
It's raining, so we had to postpone.
B
True. Yeah.
A
That was yesterday. He's like, I'm going to start walking every day. And then like, but it's raining today. It was pouring. Yeah, it was. It was pouring cuz I said, I usually walk every day. You love walking. You go fast with me. He can go double speed without me. So I was like, well, when I'm glamming, I would love to walk every day too, but I don't know. I got donuts instead. Priorities to what we do.
B
Ah, there were some relationship news that I'm interested to get your take in because I could honestly kind of see this going either way. Did you see Zayn on Call Her Daddy? Zayn Malik.
A
Oh, my God. I thought he was saying to Jazzy. I was like, oh, that's crazy.
B
I was like, wait, the blank stare. I'm like, what?
A
Oh, yeah. This was after we did our last one. I saw a little bit of it. Yes, Yes. I think I quote, tweeted something. I was like. Something he said was diabolical.
B
Yeah. He talked about his relationship with Gigi Hadid.
A
Yes.
B
He said that he has never truly been in love, even when it came to Gigi. He said, at that moment in time, I might have thought I was in love. But as I got older, I realized maybe it wasn't. And he said, maybe it was. Maybe it was lust, maybe it was this, maybe it was that. I don't feel like it was love. And just to say on the record, I will always love G because she is the reason my child is on this earth and I have the utmost respect for her, but I don't know if I was ever in love with her. Yeah. Yeah.
A
I mean, why do men say stupid all the time? It's like, why? Why? Who asked this question? I guess, but did people not know? Like, tax. Like, he's. He's also grown age. Right. He's 30 something.
B
Yeah.
A
Like, what a weirdo. It also is like the. The mother of your child.
B
Yeah.
A
Like, you don't have to be like, I don't think I was.
B
And they dated on and off for six years. That's a long time. Yeah. I think I want to Give him benefit of the doubt, kind of. I got. I think maybe he didn't understand what the hell he was saying. I think he maybe meant kind of how, like, when you were talking about relationships the other week, where it was like, I feel like, oh, I. Moses is my first, like, actual boyfriend, basically, because, like, nothing else kind of counted. Maybe he's thinking that, like, the. You know, the greatest love is, like, always in the future versus the past. But I don't think you could say I wasn't in love, period. You know, like, when you have a.
A
Baby, baby with someone, like, that baby's like, well, I wasn't made out of love. Like, what the hell? Like, that's weird.
B
Yeah.
A
I had a baby with someone. I definitely would be like, I had a relationship before Moses. I wouldn't be like, oh, never had a relationship before. That's crazy.
B
And I know also, too, like, he had, like, a falling out with, like, Yolanda Hadid her mom. So there was some, like, Yolanda alleged that Zayn was physical with her. Like, they had a physical altercation. But Zayn denied the allegations, and he filed a no contest plea to four counts of harassment.
A
Oh.
B
Just so he wouldn't fight the charges in court. So, yeah, there is some, like, weird tension there between, like, Yolanda and Zayn a couple years ago.
A
He's from One Direction.
B
Yeah, same was from One Direction.
A
He left early.
B
Yeah, he was the first one to leave.
A
How do people feel about him?
B
I think people like him. I like Zane.
A
Oh, you do? After all this? I mean, I don't know him, but I don't like him off this information.
B
I know. See, I was gonna say because he is, like, really low key and, like, quiet it. And so I think because he was super low key this past few years, I was like, you know what? Yeah. But then he's. Now he's talking. I'm like, oh. Because he also talked about, like, how he's, like, cheated in a lot of his relationships. He was also with Perry Edwards from Little Mix.
A
A lot of women.
B
I know.
A
Cute women.
B
Yeah. And I think it was right before Gigi, and he cheated on her as well. And then after Perry was Gigi. So it's one of those things where, like, he at least acknowledges that he's the problem, but then says dumb stuff.
A
Too, that I'm like, yeah, I don't know either. I guess, like. Because I guess it can go one of, like, two ways. Like, people can respect it. Right. Like, Jason Derulo, like, recently said that he just cannot be monogamous he does not want to be monogamous. Like, that's it. That's his lifestyle. But I mean, I guess if you're honest, if, you know, like, Nick Cannon's families, like, they all know about each other. So I guess if they all know and they're fine with it, it. I don't know if he's just like, I'm just this person. I don't know. Like, when you're so famous and so young, I always say this. Like, it would be hard not to cheat. I know that sounds great. Like, I hate cheaters. I think they're awful. But, like, these famous people. I always tell people, like, the famous people, they just. There's so much temptation and you're so.
B
Young and they're tra. Like, a lot of traveling and stuff too. So, like, oh, it doesn't count because I'm. Yes, I'm never gonna see him again. Blah, blah, blah.
A
So, yeah, I don't know if they are capable of being monogamous. Has it worked? Has it been. There has been a pop star who's like, normal, like, just like, you know, in a relationship and doesn't do, like, you know, if you're single, whatever. Like, you can, you know, do whatever you want.
B
But, like, I'm sure there has.
A
I think it all ends in cheating.
B
On top of my head, but I'm sure there has. I don't know.
A
I don't know. Yeah, it just feels all. Like they're all cheaters all the time.
B
Yeah. There's just so much.
A
The ones in relationships, even when they're not in relationships, like, one girl will be like, oh, I thought I was dating him, but he was. Was, like, sleeping with other girls at the time. You know, you always hear about that stuff, too, that rife.
B
Oh, Matt rife teams.
A
Yeah, Well, I mean, it's expected. Matt rhaves a loser. He. I just saw him in some movie with, like, bleach blonde hair. He acts such like a goof. Like, who's hiring him? He is. He's giving Dankook, like, because there, you know, like, he had that moment where he was like, okay, we kind of, like, met right then. Just became completely awful.
B
Yeah. Yeah.
A
And it was Dan Cook for a minute. Everyone loved Dane Cook. He was pretty funny. Matt R. Was funny for a minute. I remember seeing early on in, like, his stand, like, standup, like on Tik Tok, you're like, oh, this guy's funny.
B
And the more you find out about him, it's like, oh, I don't Actually, yeah, let's.
A
Like we were talking about earlier. Yes. Talk less.
B
If you're unlikable, just talk. Or like, if you say dumb, just talk less.
A
That's what Aaron Burr said to Hamilton. Talk less, smile more. Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for. And that is because you can make an assumption. When someone doesn't talk, like, you know, you make the assumption that for most part, oh, they're just in there. You know, they're just living their best life. You know, whatever. Sometimes it's better as I do two podcasts, three podcasts a week. Whenever you do a podcast, that's why people don't do a podcast. I feel like people just talk. They talk too much. Yeah, us too. When you. Yeah, you can clip anything. When people are like, I was like, I tried broccoli first time. Like, Oscar, find a clip of Trisha eating broccoli. What? You have Joey Graceffa. One time I ate broccoli and that was it. And then I brought broccoli last night. But, like, yeah, you can really find a clip of anything.
B
That is so funny.
A
That's why it's like, if you. If you can't find a clip of me saying something, then I probably didn't say it. You know what I mean? Like, he's like, oh, let's see. Because sometimes people like to be like, oh, Trisha, this is like, find a clip of me saying it and then that's proof. But if I. I talk so much, and if you can't find one clip of me saying something, there you have it. That's your answer. Because there's so many clips of me just saying so much stuff out there.
B
I do have. I have a joker stuff for Hot Topic. I do want to at least. That I'm going to transition to. But I want to at least say also to button up the Zayn thing, that there was a Gigi Hadid quote when she was talking to Vogue, when she was talking about having joint custody of their daughter, that she said, zayn and I do our custody schedules months in advance. That doesn't mean that. That it doesn't change here and there, but we help each other and have each other's backs. And she said that there's a feeling of love and camaraderie. So, like, the difference of, like, her being like, yeah, like, there's love there. Like, we, you know, we make it work, versus, like, him being like, I wasn't alone.
A
Like, very Kim and Kanye, too. Kim. Like, I Want to protect Kanye and Kanye just being like, she's the worst. You know what I mean? That's very the guy. It's always the guy, guys. It's always the ones with the penis. No offense, but it's always those people that just can't seem to think.
B
Yeah, because I saw some, like, Zayn fans being like, no, Gigi said also that she does. She didn't love him. But, like, the only quote I saw was her saying that there's, like, love there about, you know, their sh. Like, you know, joint custody with their daughter and stuff. So maybe it's somewhere along the lines, but I haven't been able to.
A
Also, I think it's fine if girls say it. Guys. You just look like such an. Like, girls can Whatever. You know what? He broke their heart.
B
Whatever.
A
He cheated, so let them say whatever they want. Guys, it's like, no, you were. You cheated. Of course you didn't love her. Like, what do you mean? Like, don't say it again. And, like, say it. That's so weird and embarrassing for you. Although he is hot. You know, he could be.
B
He's gorgeous.
A
Yeah, he'd been a good one. He has tattoos. Yeah. He's cute. I think he's coming to the Kia or Inuit Dome. He's coming somewhere. He's had a tour announcement.
B
Oh, yeah? Yeah. And he had a. A mini residency in Vegas for a little bit.
A
You guys see him?
B
No.
A
Do they just all sing songs? The One Direction by themselves? Yeah, I'll come together to sing it.
B
I know. At this point, just come back together. I think Zane and Louis got back together for something on Netflix last at the end of last year, but that was it. But yeah.
A
I don't know which one. Louis. He's not the one from the Voice. Voice.
B
No, that's Niall. You loved Nile. Like, he was your number one.
A
Is he, Nile?
B
Niall Horan.
A
Oh, I think it was like, Liam or something. Is there.
B
Liam's the one that passed away.
A
I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.
B
Nile's the blonde one, the Irish one.
A
Yeah.
C
I love him.
B
I love him.
A
He's kind of popular too, right? Yeah. Well, not Louis.
B
Louie's actually really popular in the uk. In the UK is really popular. Yeah.
A
We love the uk. I do love the uk. If he's popular there, we love him. No, I like all them. They're all nice. I actually follow Kate Cass. I think that's probably why Liam comes in my mind. You know Kate, she was his girlfriend at the time.
B
Yeah.
A
She talks A lot about him. And people come for her. I'm like, get over it. They're like, get over it. Cuz she always, like crying about. She's like sad. She gets sad about him and she like, remembers him and be like, get over it. And she's like, no, it's really weird. I love her. She follows me too. She was on a podcast I wanted to come on. I don't know what I talked about because I don't know, like the lore of that, but I think she's cute. I like her.
B
That's. But that people would be mad at her for that.
A
Yeah, people like to get mad. They really get mad at her in the comments. I'm like, damn.
B
I feel like if she was too happy, people would be mad. Like, you don't miss it at all.
A
Yeah, that was very Michaela with, like the divorce. And then the Valentine's Day, she turned off her comments. Everyone was like, pissed that she was getting ready for Valentine's Day.
B
I thought that was fun. Like, that was objectively hilarious. Like the video after your divorce announcement being like, get ready with me for Valentine's Day. I have to look so hot.
A
No, I like to talk.
B
That is objectively fierce. Objectively, scientifically fierce.
A
Literally, like, the next one is that I'm like, love it.
B
I love the little swipe trains. I'm like, I love that.
A
Take a minute, take it in. I am getting a divorce. Get ready with me for Valentine's Day. Say, I need to look so hot tonight. We always say that. Like, we did say because, like, you know, that week of silence is nice because it's like, okay, she's taking it in. But it's. It's better this way to just be like, here I am again. Like, here.
B
I love it. I think it is so camp. I. People can. And it'll age well. Like, maybe right now this is an unpopular opinion. That is fierce. Come back to me. It's kind of like you. Like when it was happening, like all the scandals and stuff, like in the crying on the floor, like in the moments like h so cringe. But then like years later, it's iconic. It's gonna be iconic.
C
The best reaction to her announcement.
B
I'm scared.
A
I don't want to sit down for this video. Oh, I am getting a divorce.
C
This is what she thinks. Everyone is reacting like, take a minute, take it in.
A
I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't hand. Going to want to sit down for this video. Okay, I can just watch it.
C
I Can just watch it.
B
Oh, my God.
A
God. You know, I told a chairbringing story about the cheese factory so many times and don't believe me. And then now, like, two times publicly. It's been on film that I broke in a chair. It's insane. But can I tell you, that was my reaction to Michaela. I. I was like, on the way to New Mexico, and I alerted. The masses are just Trish group chat, which I never use.
B
I was like.
A
I was like, oh, my God. I was. Was like, my jaw is not on the floor. But I was like, mine kind of was. I was kind of gagged. I was kind of gagged, too, two days prior. I'm just like, she can wear her wedding ring. It doesn't mean anything. She doesn't have to wear it.
B
It.
A
She doesn't want to agree. Today I was like, just in case. Like, I know my job was on the floor.
B
I was gagged. They do seem.
A
And, like, not to me. It's like you go through so much, right? Like, I don't know their situation. No one knows. They don't like the speculation. But I mean, I'm sorry, you can't say, like, don't talk about it when it's like, you know, when it's out there. Like, even me made a whole thing. And she did set it up to be epic, right? Like, sit down, take it in. So we're taking it in. This is just a reaction. No negative holding space. No speculation whatsoever. But I do think that, like, I thought they were going to be like, endgame, because it's like when you go through so much, like. Like they survived that year of, like, rehab also. She said publicly, obviously, I don't know her. It's like. And, you know, I think they kind of. She kind of came up, right? She met him when she wasn't as popular. So it's like, kind of when, you know, like, us, right? Like, I feel. I mean, I was very popular when we met, but I was very broke. So I feel like when you know someone from like, like, negative million dollars in debt and then you kind of, like, come up. You're like, I kind of trust this person. You know what I mean? It's like a good one. And then vice versa with him. He was, like, in rehab. He tried to work on himself. He come back in our videos. It seemed like he had a regular job that he liked. So I kind of thought it was gonna work. I really did. And I'm. I'm sad. I was. I was. My jaw was on the floor, Michaela. And I was very sad about it, and I don't believe in love anymore.
B
Give it up on it as you're married with kids.
A
Yes.
B
I. I don't believe it for a minute.
A
I was. I think I was so sad. I was like, I don't believe in this anymore.
C
She still loves him. He loves her. I think sometimes there's situations where there's something else happening that cannot allow the love to.
A
You just got to walk away from it.
C
Yeah. And I think she still loves him. I think she wishes things will be different. So I don't. I don't think that's the conclusion. I was heartbroken for them, cuz I know that you. You have to really, really fight and struggle so much to get to this point where you're like, okay, we can't continue this. So they must have been through so much and that. So many heartbreaks, so many disappointments, so many.
A
She did say it was a couple months ago they decided to have a divorce, too.
B
Yeah.
A
Yeah. I. You know. Yeah. I agree.
C
I wish she would have delivered it differently because I wanted to feel for her more. Like, I wanted to feel for her more. I wanted to be there with her, but. But when I'm just like, okay, wait for the sun to hit from the window so I look this way. And then when she told me to sit down, I was like, no, I don't want to sit down. She, like, told me, take a minute. I'm like, I'm not taking a minute. Like, I don't like when the way she delivered it.
A
Well, I disagree, because everyone loves you. No makeup, sad on the floor. She's like, let me get that light. Let me get that lash, and let me look fierce. And I like that. I really didn't. And I felt it, I think, because I feel like her.
B
I go. I'm, like, literally split between the two. Because my initial thought was very Moses. I was like, okay, let's. They'll be like, first of all, I love you. You're gonna want to sit down.
A
I loved it. Yeah.
B
And take a minute. Like, it was so drama and, like, too much. But on the other hand, it was big news. Like, it was. It was People magazine online. Like, it was big news. So, like, we kind of did have to sit down and sit with it for a minute.
A
I never once had Hot Topics throughout the week. I couldn't care less about Hot Topics. And the other day. But this one, I was literally saying on the way to my show.
B
Shook you. Yeah.
A
I was so shook I had a process. I wanted to talk about my TikTok. I was like, wait, she don't want to talk about it. She doesn't want to talk about it. Let me take a minute. We'll talk about Hot Topics.
B
A week. Yeah.
A
Yeah. She was fine. She was doing Get Ready with Me. So I was like, okay, she's fine. Not to say she's fine, but she was fine enough to move on. But I love that she said in the Get Ready with Me. And she goes, comments are off. It's like. Because they were. She liked to say those comments on all the things I was like, period, period, period. I think she did sponsorship since then. Gotta keep hustling. You gotta make that bag.
B
Also. I know she gets a lot of. In general, but you gotta give her props because, like, to have gone through this and this was like months ago. She said when, you know, she was. They were like, you know, saying they're gonna get divorced. To have gone through that, like, secretly and still have been posting and doing the sponsorships. Like getting on camera as if literally nothing is wrong at all. Still, like performing crazy in a way. You know, like, it is a performance on Tick Tock. So, like, still. Still posting the tech talks. I mean, is it the hardest job in the world? No, but it's still like, put on the mask that everything's okay. No one has any idea.
C
What do you mean? Try being an influencer for a day.
B
Exactly. Yeah.
A
When you're going through something and you have to just like, come on and be like, here I am. It's hard. She didn't influence me for that many Pearl the love me purr. It was quite happily. I got some. They were pretty good. When that makes sense. Wish like, I've never been eaten out. I was like, oh, getting divorced.
B
I know in hindsight. Yeah.
A
So I'm trying to protect Cody. I'm like, well, I've not put out that before. That's a little. A little crazy. But marketing. It got me to buy it. I was like, give me some.
B
That check must have been something fierce. Let's say that. Because there's nothing Courtney could have done to sell those lemmings the way Michaela did.
A
So I really did go buy them. I was like, I should get that too.
B
She should have like a share in the.
A
Yeah.
B
You know what I mean?
C
And everything.
A
The l' Oreal mascara. She just. That was the thing before her divorce video was like a commercial with them for. I was like, she really. She really. Queen of marketing.
B
Yeah. Yeah.
A
I like Her.
B
I know. I see. I know. She is so, like, controversial again. I think that in the grand scheme of, like, problematic influencers, I mean, we really have some diabolical people, you know what I mean? Really doing terrible, horrific, saying the worst things ever, like, in comparison. I. I think people, for some reason, get more bad about Michaela putting on a show and being, like, very hyperbolic about whatever she's selling, which I get because it is like, you know, the whole, like, lying to your audience or whatever. But compared to the Pauls, who are, like, being the absolute worst, you know, and, like, crypto scams, allegedly end rug pools and this and that, like, and.
C
Every actor that gets paid to advertise something, you know, that's what it is. That's the name of the game.
A
I think it's because she's a beauty guru, and beauty gurus are always so perfect, and they're so. They present so perfect and so, like, they're so. Their aesthetics are so good. Like, everyone looks as, like, so gorge and clean and clean. Like, you know, I think of, like, Jaclyn Hill, Jackie, and they're all just, like, perfect, picture perfect. And Michaela's like, not so. I think it's easy for, like, the community of the girls and gays. That's like our one person that's, like, a little different, a little odd. She's like. I don't know. I guess I kind of feel for her because I feel like back in my 20s, too, like, I was, like, crazy. But, like, I do think when someone's a little different, it's kind of easy to be like, look at this person.
B
You know what I mean? Yeah.
A
I like that she's different, but I appreciate a breed guru who's. Who's a little. Actually, like I said, I lied. I don't mind the divorce announcement where she's fierce.
B
And to be honest, like, no matter what, even if it's the most sincere, like, genuine, emotional thing, because I remember posting the Joey and Daniel one when I was working for him. I was the one that opposed the video, the breakup video, and excited.
A
What were you feeling when you posted?
B
I was, like, anxious, I think. And then seeing the response, like, it became like a meme of Joey crying and people were gay. Twitter. Gay Twitter. Vicious. Either way.
C
No.
A
What was it?
B
People were just, like, the concept of, like, breaking up with your boyfriend and seeing and recording yourself crying or whatever, and it's like, oh, well, so you're really damned if you do damage. You don't like if you're Fierce. And you're serving. People are gonna be mad. If you're crying, people are gonna make fun of you. So there really is no win. You might as well look hot, you know, That's.
A
Did he cry? What was his crying face.
B
He was. He was. I think they both were crying. Joey and Daniel.
A
Okay.
C
Yeah.
A
We're, like, hugging each other. Crying.
B
Yes. Like, arm around the shoulder, you know, Joey's head in his. And Daniel's neck as he cried.
A
Yes. I don't remember that one.
B
Natural light. Then they were sitting in the guest room. I remember like it was yesterday.
A
Wow. Did you set it up?
B
No, I was. I think I just. I think I. They sent the footage and I just had to do, like a tiny little trim.
A
Did you edit it? Not editing a breakup video.
B
Defense. It was. It wasn't very. I think it was just like a. Like a Trish cut, you know?
A
Well, they could have probably done that. Takes two seconds. If I had a serious video. I think I could just probably.
C
I'm too heartbroken to edit right now.
A
Oh, yeah. They got to do the thumbnail.
B
Yeah. And then I did the thumbnail. Yep, I would do that.
A
Break up videos are kind of iconic, though. I do love watching people's breakup. I never know because I always just got blocked. I never had time to make a breakup video with anybody. It was just me by myself. That's why I was alone on a kitchen floor. I was mostly just blocked. I was like, here's a video for everybody to know what's happening. I like it when at least you're amicable and can sit next to the person. Mine was never like, guys, we're still friends. There's so much love between us. It was never that. I wish we had somebody who was like that now. Not like for their sake, but I wish somebody could just be like, actually, they're a piece of.
B
Well, I guess the Mormon wife.
A
Oh, yeah, I know. I like her. I gotta hit her up. She's coming up soon. Layla. Yeah. She looked great. You know, I hope Cody does well. I. You know, she maybe talks a little too much about Cody for wanting to keep him private. You know, she probably could just be like, we're getting divorced. She kind of goes on a little bit about trying to protect him and kind of insinuating it was his fault. I was like, girl, let's just cut it shorter here.
B
Yeah.
A
You know, because, you know, I know she, like, says she wants to practice sometimes protecting is just not talking about the person at all.
B
But I feel again, I Feel like damned if she does, damned if she don't. Either way, you know?
C
Yeah.
A
But it's better to be damned if you don't talk about somebody because at least it's better.
B
You can play siblings.
A
It's like the Winter Olympic guy. It's probably just better not to say it. Maybe you thought you were doing some grand gesture, but I think in general, me, I love, you know, me. I, too. I would love to talk on someone's. I do talk on people's behalfs, but I think it's sometimes better not to. If I. If I had to take a lesson for myself, too, I'd probably be like, let me not talk on someone else's behalf.
B
That's fair. Yeah. Yeah.
A
If you really want to protect them and keep them private. Moral of the story, I think in general, do as I say, not as. Do as I say, not as I do. Do.
B
Yeah.
A
Do as I say, not as I do.
B
Yeah.
A
Okay. Do as I say, not as I do. Keep your relationship private. If he wants to be private, keep him private. You're a private person.
C
Yeah, but you. At least you were very clear. You were like, if you want to be with me, me, just know this is the way it is.
A
First of all, I did not say that. I did not say this is the way it is. We were so private.
C
No, you were just like, if I'm dating somebody, I want to share it. If I'm doing something, I want to share it. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna hide my life. I'm not gonna not. I'm not gonna stop doing what I regularly do. I eat, I do things, I post. So that's. You're very clear about it.
A
Can't stop me from eating.
C
So. But I'm saying, like, if you give me the choice and I choose it, then it's my choice. Then it's fine. Fine.
A
Do you regret? No, I didn't even finish my sentence.
C
Do you regret? No, I have no regrets, cuz.
A
Okay. I love that. Do you regret? No.
C
We have a beautiful family in life, so. No.
A
All right. Love that. I probably regret some things I put.
B
On in the words of Katy Perry. No regrets, just love.
A
Ooh, what song is that?
B
Teenage Dream. Oh, your favorite song from Darren.
A
Darren. Chris. No regrets. Tesla. Yeah, I like that one. I regret some things. I put out a little too much information. But I learned. See, I learned. I feel like at the beginning, I'd put out every single thing that came up between me and Moses, and I was like, the Internet doesn't need to know everything. Yeah, they don't need to know much. Actually, you know, I never. There's not much to say. What if there was? You know, sometimes that happens, right? It's like afterwards, it's like. Well, I won't say who. There is an Internet couple that. That, like, recently separated, divorced, and supposedly is having a baby or he's having another baby with someone. I just saw it on TikTok. It's alleged right now. Oh, yeah, you bleep it.
B
Maybe that's who I was thinking when you said that. Whoa.
A
I think he's having a baby and what?
C
That.
B
Isn't that yikes.
A
Crazy. That's so crazy. I don't know. But I guess, like, again, don't. Romance. Don't idolize people's relationships either. Because people saying that during Valentine's Day, too, it's like, oh, all these people posting happy couples. Sometimes the happiest couples are the ones not even posting.
B
Yeah, see, we. I'm. I wasn't gonna post, but then Darian posted last minute, and I was like.
A
Okay, did he post? I didn't see.
B
He did a story.
A
I saw a thirst trap. I think he was a shirtless and a hiker or something.
B
He'd always be hiking shirtless. Yeah, that's true.
A
He could have been Heathcliff, too.
B
And yeah, he's been a good one. He's not like, an amazing actor, but. Oh, sure.
A
Is he not? How do you know? Have you seen him?
B
I don't know if he's ever tried, but sometimes he pretend like. Sometimes it'd be like he'll put himself in little skits or something. And he's not that great, but I kind of like Moses, I guess. I kind of like fish out of water. But he's still. He's trying, you know, and serving. Serving in his own way.
A
A for effort, always. The effort is put forth. Is appreciated. Patreon still, too. I love it. I love a little acting challenge, I guess.
B
Speaking of acting challenge and viral couples, Joey Graceffa and Daniel Prada really stoking the flames of a potential reunion back together.
A
They're just trying to get those book sales. He's like, come see us live at my book signing at the Grove. Okay.
B
Yeah, that was.
A
It's wild for Joey. He's so clean cut, wholesome, doesn't show much PDA ever. And then this was like, book talk. Sultry.
B
I know. And also, I'm like, ain't the book about lesbian witches? Like, how, like, when did this happen?
A
Oh, that Was a crazy. That was a crazy one. That did come out of three TikToks.
B
In a row making out. And it's like, I'm sorry, three. Three. Yeah.
A
Once posted.
B
Yup. And, you know, they had some outtakes like, oh, my God, was there intimacy coordinator.
A
I would love to know that. I couldn't even imagine doing that, even with Moses. I'm just like, oh, my gosh. Like, I just. It makes me blush a little bit. I was like, oh, that's. That's so crazy.
B
I know.
A
I also don't look attractive making out for sure. I definitely do not have, like, a chin or, like, a profile to be doing that, but.
B
And Daniel with, like, no pants on.
A
Like, he has no pants.
B
No pants. Pants. Oh, just undies.
A
Could have put a little gray sweatpants or something. Give the illusion.
B
We had gray sweatpants, but Daniel had no pants.
A
What do you have?
B
Yeah, just a shirt. I mean, you can't see his underwear, but he just had a shirt. Like a dress shirt on.
A
Okay. Is Joey shirtless?
B
No, he's wearing sweatpants. And. Yeah, I'm like, I see that.
A
I sat. I was like, no, you got me. Book is ordered. Give me those. Lesbian witches. That's what this made me feel. That was crazy.
B
That was crazy.
A
Yeah, I like it. You know, they should just be together. We talked about this. Anything on the Patreon?
B
I know. How did we. Like, we really foreshadowed all. Everything that's been going on. Yeah, like crazy.
A
It's like you guys are always together. You're making out, you're hooking up. He's coming to decorate your house. Like, I think you guys are just a couple. I think that's just what it's called.
B
Oh, my God.
A
They went out and found Explored. They're giving Carly Bible and her fiance Max. I forget his name. But they were together as kids. Then they came together when she was an influencer, like, 10 years ago. Oh, Brett Cap is his name. Brett Cap. And then now they're engaged after she had a baby and she went out. You know what I mean?
B
It's like, if you love something, set it free. And if it comes back, it's yours. Whatever they say.
A
Yeah. So I think Joey and Daniel, this is it. I mean, you know, know. I think it's it for you guys. This is it. Stop looking. You found it, T. You found it.
C
Yeah.
B
I mean, you gave it six years apart, you're still making out. Just get back together.
A
Just get back together. Have Oscar edit We're Back Together video Invoice him for that big. Here it is. A little trim.
B
I will edit the we're back together video just cuz I'm nosy.
A
Yeah, you want to get the teeth first? Give it to ET Give it to us. Give it to Aiden. Yeah, I would love. That'd be everything. I like Joey. I like him. I. I don't like Escape the Night, but I do like him. I like him as a person. I like him as an author. What is this, like a sixth book or something?
B
T. It's kind of amazing. Maybe his fifth. Yeah, I think. His fifth.
A
Wow. Yeah, there's always like weird stuff like this too. It's always like the Stones in the future and the Dystopia. It's always like something crazy, right?
C
One day it'll be a movie. One day.
A
Yeah. No, for sure. Oh, I see it for sure. For him. These crazy always get me into a movie. It's always like, what the hell is this? And it's like next hit movie. That's what it is. And I'm happy for him.
C
Justin Baldoni and Blake Carter.
A
Oh gosh. Starring in the lesbian witches. That'd be crazy. Kind of giving Wicked Tease a little bit. Lesbian witches.
B
It is kind of. Yeah. I think it's also 12. I mean the book is called the 12. It's one for each zodiac sign. Me promoing the book, but yeah, yeah.
A
Seems like an original concept. I don't know.
B
D. Yeah. Again, the pro. The promo being making out with your ex boyfriend for the lesbian. Alleged. I mean, I don't even know if they're lesbian, which is. I'm just assuming it's Sapphic because it's 12. It's. No, he said there's no men in it. So if there's love, it has to be.
A
He said it was a love story.
B
I'm just assuming because it's like if it's a YA book, like you gotta have a little, you know, flicking the bean in there. So.
A
Sure. I need to read what he has to say about lesbian sex. That's what I need to know.
B
Well, you never know because listen, Rachel Reed wrote Heated Rivalry. A woman wrote, you know, the sexiest gay love story right now. So maybe.
A
Right.
B
Who knows?
A
Okay.
B
But sometimes show their perspective.
A
A woman's been with a man, so they kind of know the parts and how it works.
B
That's true. That's true.
A
But maybe he got some lummy purr and he's figuring it out for himself. I don't know. I like it. I definitely would write you know, my tavern's gonna be gay sex for sure. Give me Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton, my competitor in Die Hard award favorite Broadway Damia. I wonder if he'll be there. I'll probably be the only one to show up. I hope I'm the only one to.
B
Show up because they give it. Yeah. Like, come on now.
A
Yeah. I think everyone else is literally on Broadway. I think McDonnelly is literally in Moulin Rouge. She's like, I can't come.
B
I know. It's like, when they show everyone, like, all the nominees, like, reactions, and it's like, it's all Getty Images and then it's you in the audience.
A
I will be there with my black and white stripes.
B
I hope it goes to. Oh, Tom Felton. Tom is not here to accept this award, so we'll be accepting on his behalf. Thank you.
A
I gotta think of my reaction face when that.
B
Oh, yeah. Like, do you go shocked or do you go, like, noble?
A
Like, oh, yeah, I think.
B
Storm off.
A
Yeah.
B
That's more iconic.
A
How about storm the stage? Do I want to do that?
C
You try, and I'm holding you back.
A
Oh, my God. Like it.
C
That's it.
B
There you go. Yes. You gotta get it. Yeah.
A
I'm excited for March. I mean, I love February. February has been really, really good, huh? It's been, like, so much happening. Valentine's Day, Chinese New Year.
B
Yeah.
A
Good vibe.
C
Sure.
B
Yeah.
A
Brat is back.
B
Says. Yeah. I think Charlie has said brat is dead, but you have declared brat is.
A
Better, therefore it's going nowhere. I love it so much. She's had a good month. Damn. Too. Wuthering Heights and Brad.
B
Yeah. And she's got. I think she booked another movie.
A
Yeah. With Takashi McKay. He's like a huge Japanese horror film director. I was kind of, like, gagged.
B
Yeah. She is working. She's booked.
A
She's a good actress. I see it.
B
Oh, I. Jake Weber was in my Hot Topics.
A
Okay. What do you do?
B
Influencer News. He posted a photo of his. Of his butt on Instagram, and I was like, this is a hot topic Topic. Yes. Oh, I thought. I thought you knew.
A
The tea he's getting like, wait, what?
C
Brushing his teeth?
B
That was the followup. Yes. So I guess a double whammy or Jake Webb brushing his teeth.
A
He says, but I don't know what we're talking about. What is it?
B
To celebrate Valentine's Day, he posted a photo of himself naked in the pool with his butt just out. Smooth as a cherub. And I was like, wide open hole. Was Out. Yeah. No.
A
Why is she supposed to buy it?
B
Bent cheek spread. Yeah, that's. Jake Weber posted that to Instagram.
A
Topic. It's just a little cleavage of the butter. Wet.
B
It was. I mean it was the full moon. It was like you. It was double cheeked up but not. Cheeks were not spread. So no hole was.
A
That doesn't count.
B
Then there you go. James.
A
I didn't see that. I actually don't like a butthole at all. Unless it's Moses's. And I love that. Don't give me any butthole if it's not that. That.
B
Oh my God, it's so funny.
A
Okay, so he just had a little cheeks.
B
Yeah. For. I love. That was his Valentine's Day pose. Not his beautiful lovely girlfriend who was also her birthday. Happy birthday, Kenzie.
C
L. Oh, I thought it was single or something. Cuz you would post that if you're single. If you're like, no. You have nothing else to post. To be like, here's a.
A
He's been with Kenzie for years. She just had a birthday that. Did you go?
B
I didn't. It was. I could. I fell asleep at 8pm on Thursday and I worked at 8amam on the next following Friday. I know. I literally. I had a comment on her Instagram. Her birth. Her birthday is on Valentine's Day too. Again. So weird that Jake is putting his butt on his girlfriend's birthday. Valentine's Day. Who am I to judge?
A
But double whammy with one post. It's like Moses with Halloween. I'm like, here's our couple's costume. And also happy birthday. Like, you know, you got to get them both at the same time.
B
But I could. I just couldn't. I couldn't rally. It started at 10:30 on a Thursday.
A
Everyone was there, there.
B
Everyone was there. I know. I wanted. I could have shown up in the rain, the rainbow Birkin wig and everyone would have been gagged. The house. I just. I. And I was sick too, so.
A
Oh yeah. And it was. It's late.
B
10:45 on a Thursday.
A
10:45. No.
B
And you got to work the next day. Like that's rough. But my apologies, Kenzie Lu. I do love her.
A
I love her too. I love her more than Jake.
B
Me too. Sorry. Jake.
A
Yeah. I'd rather see those butt cheeks than Jake's. You know what I mean? Well, people liked it. Or what? Or he was brushing his teeth. Where'd that come in? What is the.
B
That's the other follow up.
C
So see his toothbrush?
B
Yes.
C
It's the toothbrush, that was the issue.
A
Yeah, Brown.
B
I think I have the video up here somewhere.
C
It's like our electric toothbrush. And you know, every time I use it and then I detach it and I wash it under the water and I wash the inside outside.
A
Sure.
C
Put it back together nice and clean.
A
Oh, he did the electric toothbrush.
B
Yeah. So this is his toothbrush. He showed himself brushing his teeth and that was the handle of the toothbrush.
C
Get close, cuz you need to see this. Like, it's not.
A
Oh my God.
B
It looks a little moldy.
C
I don't even know how you get that much buildup. Oh my gosh.
A
Oh my gosh. I think he needs to switch back to ones you just throw out. That's crazy. Like, why is that? So.
C
Is it a prop? Is it rage bait? Is it like.
A
I mean it? No. Some guys, a lot of guys that do not know how to like.
C
No. But at that point it's better to. Don't brush your teeth. Don't put that in your mouth. Like, just don't do anything. Stay away from that.
A
Did he show the close up or someone zoomed in?
B
Someone. This was the original shot of him brushing his teeth. So it wasn't like close up on the handle.
A
Oh, oh, I see it. Oh my God. That's crazy. What is all of it? How's it get that? What's the white build up on there from the toothpaste?
C
Like so basically he brushes it and just leaves it. It's almost like a candle. A wax is just building up.
B
It makes me a little sick.
C
It is, is. It's sick. So it's like. So every time there's a little bit more and a little bit more and a little bit more.
B
So it's also like fighting for their lives.
C
How old is the toothbrush? I mean, at some point you need to replace it.
A
I mean, you are an influencer. You bought a house. You bought a house somewhere. Like you can afford a new toothbrush head or just a new toothbrush. They'll probably send you one. I'm sure one of those. Who's the ones that always send Quippy is to be quippy.
B
Oh yeah.
A
Quippy's gonna send you electric toothbrush. Quippy. Sending one. One. You know, like that's crazy.
C
I don't know. I don't know. If they want him to represent them, he'll use it for a year. That's crazy.
A
Oh my God. I still use an old school one, but I. They're easy. I throw those out all the time, like, okay, every, like, month get a new toothbrush.
B
Yeah. I think that those. I think I. I might. I mean, it's hard to tell because there's so much buildup, but I think I have the same toothbrush. And in the directions, it says every, like two months. Months, I think to swap the head to get a new head. Yeah.
A
We need to investigate how long this has been.
B
I know. I should. I guess I should reach out for a statement.
A
Ask Kenzie how that kissing is tea.
B
That's a good question. And I know he's like kind of punk rock or whatever, but you. It's also punk rock to have good breath, you know?
A
Also, he eats a lot of crazy food. I would know. He's like 7 11. And when you eat that kind of food, you gotta get in, you know. That's not a stereotype. That's just true. When you eat some Takis and Reese and you know. Oh, well, does it make you look at his butt picture differently? You're like, oh, that was hot.
B
Oh, oh. Oh, my God. I thought you meant. Did that toothbrush go up his whole thought.
A
I thought I was giving Tana with.
B
A toothbrush, me with a toothbrush, or Jimmy with the. Like. Is the toothbrush.
A
Was that on our main one or is that Patreon?
B
That's on Patreon. That's a Patreon exclusive. A little tease if you.
A
I guess it's a story he tells quite often.
B
Yes. I think it could just be walking down the street, you see Jimmy Wetzel, he's telling you he put a up his ass, like, willy nilly. It don't take much for him to spill that tea.
C
Spoilers alert. I didn't see that episode.
A
Yeah, we should save it for the Patreon. Bleep some of those words, Jimmy. So we had to figure out what you did.
B
That's a good. That's a good idea.
A
Yeah. That is crazy.
B
It is crazy.
A
Him and Jake Weber could get together. That's crazy. Well, I love Jake. I like his mom more. She influenced me to get those. Oh, I should show them. You know, cutie cute. Not cutie Cinderella cutie quick trip like a 711 in like.
B
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
A
His mom had a QT cup and I was like, who can give me one of these cups? And then QT reached out the quick trip place and they sent me literally like 50 cups.
C
Whoa.
A
And they're all like the nice reusable tumblers. I'm like, what am I going to do with 50 of these. I get a bunch of boxes, as Moses says, with all these boxes. And there are a lot of kinds just like that.
B
Yeah, that's that same tone the other day.
A
He's like, I need to record myself. Because I was like, oh, there's, like, boxes down there. And I was like.
C
Because people don't get real glimpses into our real life. And then you give them this kind of information, and they think, that's how.
A
You yell at me all the time.
C
That's how I talk. Or that's how I am.
A
Don't let the peace love. No, but it is always like, we got 5, 000 liquid deaths. Do you ever, like, what does that take? Some boxes. We get so many, we're not even sponsored by them anymore. And I'm like, why do they keep sending this to us? And not to be. Not to be shady, but no one does take them from our fridge. And I was like, oh, from the fridge? And I'm like, but no one takes that. They take.
B
I'll take one every now. I take. I will. I'm not picky.
A
Take all the boxes. I'm telling you, we got 20 more. Like, literally. I'm not kidding. There's probably, like, 20 more boxes. And I'm like, what the hell? Amari likes them, too. He'll take a box, but I haven't seen him in a while. They sent a lot. We got a Bridgerton PR from Dove. You got. Sometimes they give us, like, men PR that we don't know. Moses found a men one the other day.
B
Day.
A
And I'm like, take it. I don't know. Got a weird David's. We don't know if it's the adult toy. There's an adult toy and a protein bar in a PR box. I'm like, it's the David's protein bar.
C
People on TikTok say, like, what is this? Like, I got a PR box.
A
And why is there the adult toy? So it must be the David's protein bar. Or you think it's.
C
It's not the toy. The toy is not the pr. Oh, they just sent it with the pr.
A
That's so interesting.
B
What kind of toy?
A
Well, a dildo one with a battery. Because you can't just dispose those in the trash. Like, you have to, like, do a special thing to get rid of this toy.
B
Maybe because, like, is it a gay thing? Well, I guess that's fiber. I mean, because, you know, they have. Like. There's a pill that they sell the bottoms where it's like, I Forget what it's called. There's a pill that they sell, it's basically just like fiber, but they sell it for like it's packaged and marketed as a bottoming pill. Like it is supposed to just make it easier to bottom.
A
I think this is just a protein bar.
B
Oh, okay. Work. But I have no idea.
A
But you have it if you want it.
B
Maybe it is a game, but I don't know. That's the only thing I can think of.
A
The David's protein bar. I know. Cuz everyone said that's the most protein you can get. Like I've gotten it at Target. I don't know about this. Toy with it.
B
I don't know about that either.
C
They say here.
A
Did it say something in it?
C
Let me see. I just looked it up. Something.
A
The campaign that they're running with Julia Fox is men disappoint. David satisfies.
B
Oh, interesting.
C
So anyway, part of the campaign with Julia Fox, man, disappointment points.
A
It's like, that's a place.
B
And you get it in front of my protein bar.
C
Like that part also, like, if you're in a relationship and suddenly the vibe they send out to be like, hey, I know your man disappoints you, but here it is. And the man sees that. It's like, wait, did you buy that?
A
No. It's a little weird to just send that in a pr. Was it? You were saying? Red Bull Sandbach in a PR too. That's a little crazy too, right? A little crazy.
B
Mike, I think I talked about vodka Red Bulls when I went out in West Hall Hollywood.
A
Okay, so they know.
B
I think that's. Yeah.
A
Because like, what if they send that to like Tanner or something? You know what I mean? Like, here's some vodka. It's like, that's crazy.
B
Yeah. I'm pretty sure they saw me say I got the Abbey and then. Yeah, and then.
A
But what if you got suburbs and.
B
Sen in the week?
A
Maybe you're like, this is too much for me. PR packages, we love. I don't think we need to send controversial things as much. I used to be a Vibe girl back in the day. I love to vibe, but getting rid of them are hard. I don't need one now. Like. Like I don't want it.
B
Like the Tanacon condom in the gift bag.
A
Tanacon condom in what gift bag?
B
And the Tanacon gift bag.
A
Oh, is that what happened?
B
Yeah.
A
Well, right. Well, that's probably better than not giving a condom, I suppose. Because if you're in a relationship, you could Use it Tea. I suppose you're not, but I suppose.
C
The name of the Tenac condom.
B
That is a good. Oh, my God. That is a sponsorship waiting to happen.
A
But I know what you mean. Like, if I saw like if I went to Moses car and I was like, oh, what's in this bag? And I see a condom, I'm a bit. What the Is this? Like.
C
Yeah, I think I just came back from the Winter Olympics.
A
Oh, crazy. Thank God he doesn't leave, like, leave the house. Like I do. I'd be like, where are you going? I probably believe it. You leave the house.
B
To clarify.
A
To clarify, yes. When I leave the house, are you ever worried? Are you ever like, what is she doing? Not like cheating, but just like in general. Are you ever like, I hope she's okay.
C
No more in safety, you know? Yeah, safety.
A
I would be scared for me to leave the house.
C
Like, when you went to the university, you had like a fancy bag. And I was like, people get robbed lately.
A
Like, just why didn't wear it to the university?
C
I know. That's why I figured you pro. That's why I asked you if you're going to the hotel first. Because I know. Okay, she's going to a hotel. I don't want to scare you, but I want to make sure. Okay.
A
So people really did love that bag through security. But wards with me.
C
Yeah. No. So I knew you take a car to the airport. Airport, car, hotel, you're fine. But if you were going to go out and about here, I would be like, maybe don't get that bag.
A
Really? Is it that fancy? I don't think it's that fancy.
C
It's enough that it catches somebody's eye that is looking for.
A
I didn't think about like that because.
C
The people have been robbed at Pew Pew Point for just luxury bags and stuff like that.
A
Wow.
C
So I do think about that. When you leave the house, that's where we always know where you're going. Is there parking over there? Is it. They like, what. What you doing?
A
Do you ever check in on Tick Tock?
C
I get updates regardless. Like, I was just on Tick Tock and then I saw like, oh, my God, she ate the tamale with like, the skin on it. I do get those kind of updates. Updates usually.
A
That's so funny. I know. I always think about like, if you were on a trip, I thought I'd be so worried, I'd probably be like, what if you don't come back?
B
That is so funny. Darian mentioned that to me yesterday too. Cuz he, he has my location on his like as a widget on his home screen. So he knows where I am literally all the time. But like he's saying that's. And he was showing it to me yesterday on the fl. On the flight. He was like, wave your phone around and see if it'll move. So I was like doing it and it really was moving. I was like, wow. So you know exactly I am. He's like, it'd probably take me like four seconds to find you. He's like, but you would. It would take you like a whole day to realize I was gone. And I was like, kind of true.
A
Wait, because why on his phone? What would happen?
B
Like, oh, he just like the second he opens his phone, he sees my exact like location because he has it like as a widget. It's like a little.
C
Well, you can choose what's on your.
A
Screen, but where's your widget? What's a widget on there?
C
No, it has nothing because it's locked. But you can.
A
I want to say.
C
Oh, I guess if I move it this way, there's just random stuff. There's just like widget.
B
Yeah. Like I have like Animal crossing as a widget or I have like my music playing at the top as a little like widget. So he has my location on his home screen and literally has my face and like my little pin like on Find My Friends.
A
I love that. Yeah.
B
So he knows where I am all the time. Like he'll wake up and he'll be like, oh, how's the gym? Like that's instead of hi, hello, how are you? It's.
A
Oh, I love that most. Like that yesterday he said, did you go to the park after you went inside your mom's house? I was like, I was at the park. I went to my mom's house and went back and said, did you go back to the park? And I was like, how did you know? Because it's pretty close to each other. Like how did you see that so specific quickly? And you thought like I had left my phone at the park or something.
C
I thought she forgot her phone.
A
That's so funny. I was like, I, Because I always track you when you're like at the store down. But it doesn't show me you're like right at the store. It kind of shows me the area you're in. I don't think.
C
Oh, do you ever push the back?
B
No.
C
Oh yeah.
A
I just see you're in the area.
B
I was like, okay, if you really.
C
Get it'll show up.
A
I see what aisle you're in.
C
Then you see that. You'll see that my inside of the Ralph's. But you can probably. It's a big building. You can see if I'm like all the way in the left where it's the vegetables or all the way to the right. You know, you can probably see maybe.
A
It'S you and Malibu's face in there. So it always has you guys like moving along. It's really cute. It's really cute. Okay, I like that.
C
But, but the thing about the trip, I just saw this guy talk about things that married men shouldn't do. It's like, what do you mean you're taking a trip without your wife and kids? That's not something a guy.
A
That guy was being a little misogynistic though. I watch that guy too.
C
But was, but, but I agree. Like, I never imagine planning a trip for me and the boys without you and the kids.
A
Well, first of all, it'd be you and the girls. Cuz all your friends are girls. It would never be me and the boys. And I feel like you've done me and the girls trips, Ireland work.
C
I mean it's always work trips.
A
Dance work. Did you kayak one time.
C
Okay.
A
I don't know. I know what you mean. But you were planning on going to Tokyo by yourself before you met me.
C
Yeah, when I was single. Exactly.
A
No, but you were saying you wouldn't like go on a trip by yourself. As a guy.
C
Yeah. No, you said if you have a wife and kids. Like if I have a wife and kids, there's no way I'm planning to be that long of a time that far away from you guys. I would plan something that includes you.
A
Guys with me not to go back to Mormon wives. But the husbands do that. They do boys trips. And you're kind of like. But you all have like wives and like lots and lots of kids back home. Mormon world, like, why are you.
C
I think it's one of that confirmation type stuff.
A
Boys trips are a little sus to me. Me and the boys.
C
It is because you get away. To get away from.
A
Yeah, I don't like boys trips at all.
B
Darian takes trips to see his friend. Like, I mean all his, his friends are like girls from his college.
A
But I'm like, okay, that's different.
B
And then I never like check his location. I'm like, oh, bye me. Yeah, you never check. That's why the dichotomy is so funny. I'm like, he is just like he loves, like, friends that he had class with five years ago. He still has their location. Like, he loves knowing where everyone's at. He'll randomly, like, for fun, the way people open Instagram, he'll open up, find my friends, and be like, oh, I see she's here. Like, he loves it.
A
Yeah.
B
He loves seeing where people are. And he doesn't even talk to him anymore.
A
He loves Gen Z thing. Tana does that too. All my friends locations, I can see where they're all that. I'm like, that's a little overwhelming. I don't need to track everybody.
B
I'm like, just let me know if you, you know, need help or something. Like, if I don't hear from him for, like, a few hours, I'm like, okay. Is he okay?
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
And then I check, but just like, willy nilly, never.
A
I'm like, we're mostly together, but anytime you leave the house, I always check.
C
We always check.
A
I like that you checked your stickers. I didn't think you ever checked. I was like, oh, I like that you checked. I check.
C
Because you were. So what happens is, like, Malibu will, you know, after she has lunch, she'll usually fall asleep in the car. So I will go down to get her from the car to the bed. So I was just trying to time everything because I put Aquaman to sleep, Elvis to sleep. So I'll know when to be by the window to see you're coming up.
A
Oh, yeah, yeah. But I always text when I'm on the way home.
C
It we usually don't get signal for a minute.
A
That's true.
C
Like, my car. My car. The phone connects to the car, so I have no signal the minute I'm in the car.
A
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
C
Like, I lose WI fi, basically.
A
So, yeah.
C
So that's why I was like, okay, I'm trying to time it. So I'm trying to see you're on the way so I can run down. And that's when I saw, wait, your phone is in the park?
A
Yeah. I went back.
C
I was like, you must have left the phone in the park.
A
Climb that bridge again. She like, I can do the bridge. I was like, all right, let's do it.
C
So then I went by the window. I was like, okay, she's going to drive in, tell me she lost her phone. And then I'm going to tell her it's in the park. And I'll go, oh, no.
A
I one thing I have not done. Knock on wood. Never lost a phone. I never understand that my Phone is glued to me. Even when I was getting the donuts, like, I left it in there for a second. I had my purse down, but I was so excited about these donuts. And I, I just like. And then I was like, oh. As soon as it left, I'm like, where's, Like, I always just. My phone's attached to me. Like, I've never lost my phone. Like, I never understood that concept. My sister has lost her phone like a dozen times. Like, how do you lose a phone? Like, like, it should always just be with you. Like, it's just glued to my hand. Right. Have you lost?
B
I've never lost. I've had a phone stolen once, but I guess that's a little different.
A
Like, out of your hand.
B
No, I was working at, when I was working at Target, it was like a whole scheme where like, someone came in and, and like, asked me to look something up. So I'm like, okay. And then like, distracted me, so I put my phone down to, like, look at something. And then they took my phone, like off the counter. And then as I was like, my back was turning, then they just ran.
A
When was that?
B
I was working in target, so probably 2011, 2012. Yeah. So that's the one time people who steal stuff, like, it's like, especially right in front of. I'm like, damn. You see me here working minimum wage job and you're trying to steal my phone. Like, that's crazy.
A
That's like, actually really sad.
B
Yeah.
C
And nowadays you can kind of automate your phone that if somebody does that, you just text your phone that, like the word stolen or something that. And it does things on its own. Like it will turn on. Take a picture. Oh, take a picture and send it.
A
Oh, that's a good psa. So someone steals your phone, you just text from like, your phone and be like, stolen to my number?
C
Yeah. And it can take a picture of where it is, send the location and turn itself off kind of thing.
A
Wow, that's cool.
C
Automation Grock, Grok.
A
Is that real?
B
No, Gro.
A
Everyone's like, at Gro, is this real?
C
It's not like Alexa was like, oh.
A
I don't know what Gro is. Everyone's at mentioning Grok and I'm like, okay.
C
Oh, they wanted to fact check stuff. Yeah, a lot of times.
A
Yeah, I always do that on Twitter.
C
Rock usually. Is it AI or not? So it will tell you.
A
Yeah, I, I, I need to delete my Twitter. My Twitter just has like the worst stuff. Something about Michael Jordan this morning and everyone Rock. Is this real?
C
And I was like, I know, I saw that.
A
Is that real Grock? Is it?
C
I mean, I saw it everywhere and everyone talking about it, so nobody said that it's not real. And people were trying to defend him, was tell like he was trying to maybe like, surprise the kid. But I'm like, hey, the kid was not surprised, B, he's definitely not your fan. He doesn't know who you are. Are. Well, if that's real, then, like, all of it is.
A
No, if you are dividing it, that's crazy. But if it's not real, that's one thing. But if it's real, that's crazy.
C
Yes. I don't know.
A
Okay, anyways, that was my grock. Is it real? Then Ariana Grande being engaged. Ethan Slater was over my timeline too.
B
Oh, I saw that for Valentine's Day.
A
Yeah. Yeah, I went to her Instagram. Like, that's not there. I hate when people trick us.
B
I know. The curse of the blue check mark on Twitter. Like, there will be psychological studies of the effect of fake news and it's kind of like, I mean, to tie back weirdly to America. Sex Time Auto. When it's like they were the experts of what you say you're going to believe, like we were trained to believe. Blue check mark meant that it was verified and real. But now that you can buy it, like, your mind still has association that this is verified. They had the check mark, so this must be correct. But now anyone can buy it and everyone says whatever the hell they want is crazy.
A
Yeah. No, I agree, Elon.
B
Yeah.
A
Including Teslas.
B
Yes. And Grok.
A
And Grok. Is it only on Twitter? It's like the AI for Twitter.
B
And I think all of. I think Elon puts it in everything. Yeah, there's an app. I think they put it in like the. In SpaceX and Teslas and stuff too. Did see a lot of Waymo. I finally saw Waymos in San Francisco.
A
Did you get one?
B
No, I'm still holding. I'm holding strong anti Waymo. And the other day I crossed one of the street with one of those little robots. Those, like delivery robots. The food ones. Yeah. I really had to hold myself back from just shoving it. It was waiting across the street, like.
A
Go to jail or something. Like, jen, Sean, we'll have to get you out of prison. He'll be like, what the hell? What do you do?
C
I still don't understand how it works. Like, those sidewalks are so, like crooked and blocked trash and things. How do they navigate?
A
I know, I never See one in this area.
B
I. It was waiting across the street with me. I was like, I was really looking at it twisted.
A
Just take a selfie next time. I want to see what they look like. That's kind of of cute.
B
I took me like, I had like, I did a double take. I was like, what? What? And then I read. I clock what it was and I was like, oh, I would be scared.
A
Yeah, that's kind of creepy.
C
They probably have lots of camera. Like, they probably took a selfie with you. You didn't know.
B
Sick. This makes me sick.
A
I see those all over Hollywood too. When I go to like photo shoots there, there's always like 20 of those little robots delivering food. I'm like, wow, there's so many.
B
I want you to like bust one open with day.
A
Okay. Violence in the new year. I mean, maybe I would take away move just for the gag, but I. I would be scared too.
B
I would. Oh my God. I know at one point you're gonna have a tick tock. Come with me. Take away for a day.
A
And then that'd be fun. But I am scared. I'm like you. I'm kind of scared. I'm like, I don't know. That's like a good idea. But it would be fun. I would be seated for it.
C
Be like stuck in a way.
B
Your luck. With your luck, you would get.
A
I know.
B
Because you are very lucky in general, but you versus technology. Not like. You know what I mean?
A
Yeah. Oh, no, for sure. I take the wrong thing once. I'm like, of course. That's what happened to me. So I'll. I'll just stick to.
C
We'll be able to mukbang while it's dry. Like try.
A
Yeah. Because then no one's listening to me. It's like, oh, I can just vlog in there freely and no one's saying anything.
B
I'm sure they're recording it secretly, right?
A
The way moose are talking to me.
C
Yeah, they definitely.
A
Yeah, for sure. They're recording everything. I had heard that they like the people who used to take our class pictures, like, reported that to like the government. Do you remember those like, pictures like in the life touch where it's like the backdrop is blue and you like.
B
Yeah.
A
Someone had said that they were taking like kids pictures and giving them to the government or Epstein, one of the two. Oh, okay.
C
They made a connection between that company to a company that's in the files. And then I just saw that kids are not taking like, not how schools were, you know, lining like scheduling the pictures. And nobody showed up. Kids are not.
A
Yeah.
C
Taking the pictures because of that connection.
A
But I kind of can see that, like, you just show up to school pictures. It's like, what was the point of those? It's like, I guess your parents could buy the pictures. But nowadays you don't need that because digital.
C
Yeah. I don't know. Just the way to make money for somebody anymore, though.
A
Everything is just being captured and we're always being recorded.
C
Definitely.
A
The robots are taking over.
C
I mean, there's five cameras right now looking at us.
A
Yes, there are. By choice. Consensually. That's it.
B
Well, you're not gonna like my last hot.
A
No. What is it?
C
What did JoJo do?
B
Damn it. You know what?
A
I was joking.
C
I was joking because I did not see anything about her.
A
We're gonna do a band on the New Year. This is.
B
This is the last year.
A
Chinese New Year. Even though you're seeing on Chinese New.
B
Year the last day, at the end of the last.
A
Guys, you already see that for a JoJo hot topic. I never see her anything.
B
I miss the mounds on the Entertainment sites and JoJo is in the news. What am I supposed to do?
A
I have not seen one on Twitter.
B
Okay, but your algorithm is very different.
A
I guess you're right.
B
You didn't. She went to Harvard. You weren't the only one.
A
The school. I know what that is, but, like, what do you mean? She, like, enrolled or.
B
You weren't the only one speaking out of college, honey. Joe just said, check this one out. You know, that's cute. Going to New Mexico. I'm gonna go to Harvard Law.
A
I didn't do this. I didn't know it was Harvard, to be fair. Well, she went with a business, but. And she went with a business. She went with a company. So I don't know if she's just there giving her talk on, look, she's a business. I'm not gonna get rid of that. And also, you know what kudos to.
C
Her is an entrepreneur.
A
You know what? You're right. Me just being a hater. But, like, you got into Harvard Law. What? Like, it's hard like you. But I probably could speak there. I'll call CA tomorrow. I'll be like, can you actually get me Harvard? But you know what I found out is like. And maybe. Maybe I was considered because basically what happens is, like, at the beginning of the year, they're, like, presented with, like, people who could speak at the school. And, like, then the student council will, like, decide who they want. So I was like, oh, I'm very honored. I get to be here. So maybe I was, like, in the mix. It was like, me or Jojo. And then Harvard Business, like, who do you want? You want Kim Kardashian, Trish Payas, or Jojo? And they're like, well, we got Kim once. We'll do maybe Jojo. Maybe next time. I'm on it. I like it. What did she talk about? Did we see any clips from it?
B
She posted. No, she posted an Instagram and she said. Yesterday I had the incredible honor of giving a speech at Harvard alongside the founders of Belly Welly Health. Okay. To be in a room full of brilliant minds, passionate entrepreneurs, and future change makers was truly unique. Forgettable. I'm so grateful for the opportunity to do this. What a dream. Moments like this remind me why I love what I do and how important it is to keep showing up, keep learning, and to just keep going.
A
I mean, some would say you can't get bigger than Harvard Law. I would argue that University of New Mexico has some bright minds as well. I thought they all were on the nose. I'm sure it's a lot cheaper. And you know what? That's good. That means they're being economical. They're going to not have debt in the future.
B
Come on, Lobos.
A
Yes, Come on.
B
I guess I don't know the Harvard mascot, right?
A
Who does? No, they're not Lobos and I. No, not talking down to Harvard, but the same education. Honestly, like, a degree is a degree. Do they care if you're at Harvard or University or New Mexico or is there. Is there a crappy university? I don't know. It doesn't matter if you got your bachelor's. You're ahead of the game.
B
Word.
A
It's all the same. It's all the same. There's no one. Unless you're, like, a brain surgeon, and Harvard has, like, the top of the brain surgeon text there. Okay, maybe you can learn a little more. But I'm sorry, if you're a marketing major at Harvard or a marketing major, you're getting the same. You're getting the same education, right?
B
Take it from someone who went to college for two weeks.
A
I went two weeks and a day at this university. And let's just say. Look, I'm not trying to compare. You should never compare. But. But Harvard has Jojo Siwa University. Knoxville had me speaking. It's kind of. It's kind of the same.
B
You know what I mean?
A
It's kind of like they could have potato.
B
Potato.
A
Who's the Tyson. Neil Degrassi. Tyson could be there or. You know what I mean? But no, he's not. It's Jojo, which is fine.
B
We love with Belly.
A
Well, I was just Trisha by myself. You know what I mean? Like, I was singing I love you, Jesus. I was giving politics. I was giving inspiration. So I'm saying they're both great. Me and Jojo are both great. Harvard and University, Mexico, both great. But, like, why spend more to get the same education, you know what I mean? And it's what, like, I don't know. Who cares? Ivy League seems a little stuck up to me anyways, you know what I mean? I like. I like just grassroots.
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
Ivy League is just like, oh, let's just. But do who you are, who your parents are. Who's the one with the rowers?
B
Olivia James. Yeah. What rowing team can I fake beyond?
A
Exactly. I don't want to be part of that school.
B
I want to be a part of that school. I didn't have to fake being a rower to get to csun, a state school. Just a regular schmegular public school.
A
Yeah, I'm supposed to be at csun. Usually get csun. They're right by the Korean fried cheese place.
C
Yes.
A
And that would be amazing. You should go speak there. Kind of fun. It is fun. It's empowering. I would love to know what she talked about with Belly Welly. Does she have a health line with them? Because she could have gone by herself. In all honesty, she is like entrepreneurship.
B
She's a business. We've seen the dojo.
A
Oh, my God, those bows, the glitz, the TV shows, sneakers. Yeah, she's a businesswoman for sure. But I wonder why she went with Belly Welly. Who talked more Her Belly welly. Did she give a little speech? I didn't give a speech. I just did a little Q and A, which I love. Did she give a little speech?
B
She said that she spoke. She didn't specifically say what the speech entailed. I wish there was, like, a video of the said speech.
A
Yeah. Where those TED talks. I look at my tiktoks. The repost.
B
That one like, oh, no, I wish. That's what I want to see. If I was at Harvard, I want.
A
To see the nay. When I came out, I did. I have clips. There's a thousand clips on TikTok of me. I was hitting the nay. I was doing the whip. Watch me nay now doing all that.
B
I was really feeling myself a lot into that hour.
C
I did dance classes.
A
Oh, yeah. Someone was a flamenco major there. I was like, okay, University, New Mexico. Having flamenco as a major, you start turning.
C
The crowd went, yeah.
A
I was feeling it. I was like, okay. Yeah, it was. It was a vibe. Honestly, I don't want to go anywhere else but University, New Mexico. Like Harvard, you know, we love Harvard, but.
B
And that's that.
A
That's how it ends. We love all schools, all universities. Honestly, if you're at any university, we love you. No matter how you got in there, working hard or fake rowing.
B
Education is smart. Education is important. Important. Education makes you a good, good person.
A
Did you just come up with that?
B
That's Manal from Cat's Eye. Oh, yeah. Her original song. Yeah.
A
Oh, we're gonna look at that. Cat's Eye shake on Wednesday.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
Gabriella, Gabriella, Gabriella. Is that how it goes?
C
No.
A
Okay, well, you can teach it to me when we go on Wednesday.
B
Hands off, Gabriella.
A
Hands off, Gab. I like that move. Did that end okay?
B
I think so. Yeah. I think so. We covered all the bases today, you guys.
A
Happy New Year. This is it. Really was a great episode. I really enjoy this time. Social lizing and just recapping our weekends together. Just feels like family and friendship.
B
So true, Queen. Yep.
C
Yeah.
A
The whole time on this podcast, she's like, yes, Queen. So true. I like that. That's fun. Okay, parting words, my dear.
C
Happy New Year.
A
Happy New Year. From our house to yours.
C
From our horse to yours.
A
Okay, love you guys. We'll see you in a couple days. Bye, Sat.
Date: February 17, 2026
Host: Trisha Paytas
Co-host: Oscar Gracey
Special Guest/Recurring Third Mic: Moses Hacmon
The February 17, 2026, episode of Just Trish is a lively and candid ride through the latest hot topics in pop culture, internet drama, relationships, and Trisha’s personal adventures. Recording during Chinese New Year, the trio dives deep into celebrity gossip, recent scandals, relationship realities, Olympics drama, and the ever-evolving world of influencers. True to theme, the discussion is unfiltered, embracing both humorous takes and surprisingly heartfelt moments. Listeners are treated to opinions on everything from Margot Robbie and Zayn Malik to the American Next Top Model documentary, breakups, makeup, and influencer antics—sprinkled with personal anecdotes and never-shy commentary from Trisha.
[00:42–8:20]
Quote:
"If you’re watching this, don’t wash your hair. Don’t cut anything. Eat noodles for longevity, dim sum for wealth. Like, open up doors for new energy."
— Trisha [05:50]
[08:11–10:47]
[10:49–15:48 | 26:10–31:00]
Quote:
"PSA: You’re supposed to peel it and eat the inside! She was arguing with me, like, no, what? How could you…”
— Oscar [13:42]
Quote:
"Honestly, the Latinos in my life, they're so sweet...I do love culture. It’s obvious—I just want to feel fun, fit in, but also be excited about something.”
— Trisha [15:48]
[16:41–18:32]
[20:10–30:00]
Quote:
"Our dragon year was amazing, your snake year was amazing… I’m rooting for everyone, everyone."
— Trisha [07:13]
[30:00–36:00]
Quote:
"If she just named it something else…like ‘A Wuthering Affair’—she would have skirted all the controversy.”
— Oscar [32:10]
[43:05–45:00]
Quote:
"I’m just gonna say it’s Leonardo DiCaprio. Allegedly…Just my opinion."
— Trisha [44:46]
[52:05–73:50]
Quotes:
"They were psychologically testing these girls—not always for the better thing…that is a little bit of torment, for sure."
— Trisha [56:31]
"There really is no win. You might as well look hot…"
— Oscar, on influencer breakups [108:41]
[75:49–85:12]
Quote:
"You run a bronze, not a gold, sweetie. So just remember that. Why didn’t you come in first?”
— Trisha [78:21]
[89:14–97:02]
Quote:
"Like, why do men say dumb s** all the time?"*
— Trisha [90:15]
[101:08–108:41]
[121:02–134:00]
[134:00–138:46]
[145:18–150:00]
Quote:
"Me and Jojo are both great. Harvard and University of New Mexico, both great. But, like, why spend more to get the same education?”
— Trisha [148:54]
[151:57–end]
Quote:
"Happy New Year. This really was a great episode. I really enjoy this time, socializing and just recapping our weekends together. Just feels like family and friendship."
— Trisha [152:13]
The mood is classic Trisha: high-energy, irreverent, candid, and peppered with affection for the audience and co-hosts. The episode mixes fast-paced tabloid drama, raw confessions, and humorous detours into the absurd world of influencer-dom, but never loses its underlying warmth and celebration of growth, friendship, and new beginnings.
This episode is a masterclass in millennial pop culture gossip, shot through with personal stories, behind-the-scenes reality TV tea, and the kind of chaotic but loving energy that makes Just Trish feel like a gathering of old friends. Whether you come for the hot takes on celebrity scandals, advice on not washing your hair for Chinese New Year, or comfort food banter, you’ll find something to laugh, cringe, and reflect about here.