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Trisha Paytas
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Oscar
Live from Radio City Music hall, it's.
Trisha Paytas
The SNL50 homecoming concert, featuring performances by Arcade Fire, the B52, Backstreet, Border Boys, Bad Bunny, Bonnie Raitt, Brittany Howard, Randy.
Oscar
Carlisle, Chris Martin, Dave Grohl, David Byrne, Devo, Eddie Vedder, Jack White, Jelly Roll, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Mumford and Sons, Post Malone, the Roots and more.
Trisha Paytas
Celebrating 50 years of SNL music. February 14th at 8pm Eastern.
Oscar
Catch it live on Peacock.
Trisha Paytas
The opposite. He's getting all of Jeff's glory, all of Jeff's nachos. He's reheating. He's reheating all those nachos. He is reheating.
Oscar
You're so right.
Trisha Paytas
She was so nice. I was like, cancel them. Cancel them again. This was their time to come back with an ugly. And they put Alex Earl in there.
Oscar
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Trisha Paytas
Would you not catch this if I threw it?
Oscar
Maybe. Should we try?
Trisha Paytas
I don't know. I'm scared of it. Her name is Trish. Got the gossip Filthy rich Hot Topic queen. Everybody thinks she's just.
Oscar
Yay.
Trisha Paytas
Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the Just Trish podcast. Whoa. Do we have an explosive Hot Topics for you today? It's actually so wild. We are doing some breaking ground investigating journalism. Groundbreaking. Did I say it wrong?
Oscar
Breaking the ground.
Trisha Paytas
Breaking the ground. Hitting the ground running.
Oscar
Breaking the ground as we hit the ground running.
Trisha Paytas
As we hit the ground running.
Oscar
Period.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, period.
Oscar
Not because we're fat.
Trisha Paytas
I almost was gonna say, I am up to 240 right now. I need to lose weight, you guys. I was rehearsing for my tour yesterday, and the final number is literally, it's freaky. And it's like all, like, a chair thing. And it's like me on a chair and then me, like, laying across chairs and then he's like, stand on a chair. I'm like, I've been breaking chairs a lot lately. And I'm not just saying that. It's happened twice. I told you. It happened once at dance rehearsal on those folding chairs, and then it happened here. Moses said that one was already broken. But I have been breaking chairs a lot more Usual. And the Whole last routine is me on chairs. And I was like, I'm gonna go through it. But I just think, part of me thinking, like, whatever show I. I break the chair or something, it will go viral. And at this point, we're just. We're just. We're just that we're. That's what we are. We are disaster. We're messy. That's also one of my songs coming out. My new album out this week. And I just shot the album cover for it. So everything you see here is props. Oh, do they not give us the.
Moses
Pills in the other room?
Trisha Paytas
Are you hiding them?
Moses
I thought no, they just brought them in. I didn't know you wanted them.
Trisha Paytas
Okay, well, anyways, have the album cover or title on it.
Moses
Stay tuned, we'll bring you.
Trisha Paytas
Okay, that's true. We have a Valentine's Day episode so we can talk about it then. Maybe it'll be up by then. So the album comes out this week. Tour dates are happening. They're. We're going to. God, we're leaving, like, literally nine days to go on tour. We're going to Indianapolis, which I'm super excited about. Okay. Detroit. And for two Toronto dates. And I'm so excited. There are certain cities that have special costumes. Toronto is one of those special costumes. I'm very excited for you guys to see it. Dallas and Houston have special costumes coming. So I'm really trying to plan it. I'm actually really excited about Texas. Now. I know I was kind of like, oh, Texas. But Rainforest Cafe has a water ride in Texas. You know, in Galaxy, it's like an hour from Houston. But I'm going to make that our trek to go there.
Oscar
Okay. Ted Nivison's nachos.
Trisha Paytas
I wonder he went to that one.
Oscar
Do you think he went to every Rainforest Cafe? Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
You think the one in Galveston, he.
Oscar
Did every single one. That was his.
Trisha Paytas
Wow.
Oscar
Premise of the video. But I don't know if you did the. I don't know if he did the ride.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I feel like you would have heard about that. I see it all over. Tick Tock. It's like this, like, last, like, remaining Rainforest Cafe. I love our Rainforest Cafe and I'm so excited. And it's a water park and so I'll just skip sound check or something to make sure I can get to that because I am going. I know. Someone told me, I think this morning, my hair guy was telling me, remember? I was just saying, like, you have to take a ferry to get there because it's like in an island or something.
Oscar
To the Rainforest Cafe?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Yeah.
Moses
You sure you're not going to a real rainforest in the Amazon?
Trisha Paytas
We're in the Amazon. It looks so cool. I love Rainforest Cafe. The last time we tried to go was in Vegas and Malibu, like, cried as soon as she went in. So we had. We tried.
Moses
That was like a dark, sad place.
Trisha Paytas
Well, they moved. It used to be the mgm and it was, like, really big.
Moses
I remember that one. I went to that.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. They moved it into, like, a second floor of, like, a mall in Vegas. And it was. It was a little scary. So we did not get to eat there because Malvoy was just not having it. But I'm trying to go, like, all the cool places. I haven't found one for Indianapolis yet, so if you're in Indianapolis, let me know. But like, Salt Lake City, Heswig Whatab Burgers in Texas. I guess Tana was telling me Bucky's in the South.
Oscar
Yeah. Buc ee's is big.
Trisha Paytas
Have you been?
Oscar
No, I haven't been, but I see a lot of people have merch. Actually, when Darian went to Texas, he always. Whenever he goes, he brings back Buc EE's merch. They have a lot of food is good. I heard that. I like the little mascot. Like, it's a little, little beaver. Yeah. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
I like a beaver too, but I just can't imagine, like, gas station food being good. But I'll try it. I'll do it.
Oscar
It looks good. And they have everything. Like, they. It's humongous.
Trisha Paytas
Well, I'm excited to just go eat at places because our shows are later. My first tour was always like a noon show, so we couldn't even, like, eat lunch. But now our shows are like, at 7:00 at night. My mean greets are at 3:30, so. Yeah. Oh. Oh, my gosh. And the meet and greet packages are so cool. The merch is really cool for this too. I'm really excited. But the VIP meet and greet packages are so cool. They have like, the clear totes. They have like a trish manifestation journal. It's like pink leopard with my face on it. And there's like, affirmations and there's. I was like, okay, this is like, so cute. I asked him to send me samples of it because it looked really, really cute. So there's VIP packages available. They are limited because, you know, I like to give time to everybody. My. My first tours, I would meet like 300 or 400 people, and I was just like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. So this one, I think, is like, less than 100 each show.
Oscar
So intimate.
Trisha Paytas
We love it. There's a super VIP was really intimate. It's like, there's six people there, and that's even funner. They had, like, last time. What were they doing? They were doing little arts and crafts. When I'd come in, it was like.
Moses
They were making ornaments because it was Christmas show.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, right. They're making ornaments with, like, my face on it or something. It was cute. I felt like a little like kindergarten class with all, like, the people that like me. It was fun. I like it.
Moses
There were candy and music, and it was a party.
Trisha Paytas
They really. I'm very excited about this. You coming to Indianapolis.
Oscar
I. Everyone keeps asking me which shows I'm gonna go to, and I don't know. I have to, like, map that out.
Trisha Paytas
I think it is a map because I was, like, mapping out Moses shows. My mom show. I'm like, who's all coming to what? I don't know what show will be the best, honestly. I'm trying to think. Well, obviously. La.
Oscar
La. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Greek theater.
Oscar
But I want to do, like, a random one, too.
Trisha Paytas
That's what I always thought. Yeah, but where would you want to travel to?
Oscar
I really like Seattle, so that's wild. They have whales there. So I always. I like. Yeah. I mean, I've only been once, but I did see whales when I went.
Trisha Paytas
So little whale watching excursion. That's soon. That's like the next weekend, I think. Yeah, I think the first. That's the first week and second weekend is like, back to back. Then we go to Salt Lake, Denver.
Oscar
And see Seattle or maybe Salt Lake for the swig. I do want to try that swig.
Trisha Paytas
I know. I'm very excited about that. That's okay. Yeah, you should come to that one. I think it's worth it. It's a small. It's a little flight, right? It's like an hour.
Oscar
Yeah, it's pretty quick. And I heard Canada has the best McDonald's is what I heard.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, they do have the food.
Oscar
They did, like, a poll, Like, a poll across, like, the globe. And Canada has the best McDonald's.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I'll be there for two days. It was the only city besides Atlantic City that I said yes to because. To the second show. Because it's like, I do have to get home. I haven't gone for a very long time. I don't know if my kids know who I am.
Oscar
Oh, my God.
Trisha Paytas
No, it's actually the opposite. So nice. And they're so wonderful. And, like, it's very, like, clinky when I'm here. And it makes me sad to, like, leave because Melville was, like, so sweet when I came back, and she's been just, like, always wanting to cuddle and be nice and cozy. Oh, it makes me sad. So. But I'm excited to go to her. Best of both worlds. Hannah Montana over here. And this is the final one.
Oscar
So, mama, this is it.
Trisha Paytas
This is it. That should be the tour. Wasn't that Michael Jackson's tour? Was it? I love that you know that.
Oscar
I think there was a movie, like, Michael Jackson 3D. This is it.
Moses
This is it.
Trisha Paytas
This is it.
Oscar
How do.
Trisha Paytas
How do both of you gu know that? That's crazy.
Oscar
I remember the poster.
Moses
It was like, when those things were.
Trisha Paytas
Happening, I was alive too. But, like, well, I wonder what year that was. Actually not. Wait, I guess 20, because I wasn't too far gone when this happened. Oh, 2009. I know it was 2009.
Oscar
2010, 2009. Damn, you are good.
Trisha Paytas
Well, because Michael Jackson died June of 2000, I knew exactly where I was when he died. Farrah Fawcett died that same morning, but she got overshadowed because Michael Jackson also died later that afternoon.
Oscar
Wow.
Trisha Paytas
I was. I. I did love Michael Jackson. My blonde sandal for MJ is for Michael Jackson.
Oscar
Yeah, of course.
Trisha Paytas
I. I did love Michael Jackson. I love Michael Jackson. When he died, I was, like, so sad. And then when that movie came out, I was so sad just to see him so, like, full of, like, life and, like, ready to tour and.
Oscar
And now you're full of life. I try to pick it back up.
Trisha Paytas
Truly. I think after rehearsing yesterday, I'm like, I am so excited about this. And I think because it is so big and we're playing such big venues, like, I kind of don't, like, grasp it until people say it. They're always like, oh, my God, I can't believe you're playing here. I can't believe you're playing there. So I am super, super excited. And, yeah, it's gonna. It's gonna be fun. We're traveling the usa. Shout out to our sponsors, seatgeek and Morgan. And Morgan, we love you. More ad reads to come. We also. Yes, thank you. You're so good. You're like a model over there. Ready to go. These are our new cosmetic bags. Oh, Oscar. If you want one, you can have one. I don't know what you want anymore. If you ever want something, Jimmy, to text me before you buy it. Jimmy. Just like, buys things like, I'll give you one. I'm a baby. Sorry, it's a mess. Today, cosmetic bags are available. Adjust your shotgun. These have been in the making since I met Oscar because he has one like this with Kylie on it. And I was like, oh, I want that bag. And I was like, wait, I'm going to make one with me on it. So this has been in the making since I met Oscar, so it's been years in the making. I don't know why it took so long to make, but it has our three Trish emojis. Pop star Trish singer Trish. Somewhere over the rainbow Trish. And then you have our signature disco ball zipper. And these bags are really good. They hold a lot. Did you show everything that's in there? There's so much I truly have been using this for. Is that. Is that the one that has how. That has a tag in it?
Oscar
Plushies.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, you sucked them.
Moses
I just had this stuff.
Trisha Paytas
I have one that I use. Oh, this is the one I use.
Oscar
For every girl on the go. Judge Trish Brush and her plush penguin Pleasure penguin.
Trisha Paytas
Is that what it says?
Oscar
Pleasure penguin, Plushie penguin.
Trisha Paytas
Ow.
Oscar
I just needed to stuff it with something.
Trisha Paytas
It's like, okay, Adam and Eve promo. Okay, well, mine. This one I actually use on the daily. And this has, like, my. This also has a brush actually in it. But I have my pasties, my Midol makeup, Tums adjusters pen gloss clip. It actually holds so much. And I'm really obsessed with this bag, actually. It's really, really cute. So you can get them now and they're affordable.
Moses
So it's indestructible. You know, it's the kind of. It's like what backpacks are made from. Jen Sports.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, you can get them wet, you can get them dirty, you can do anything you want. So they're now for sale at Gesture shop. You know, things are everything sold out on there, like the blankets. I thought we had so much stuff, but the hoodie sold out. I was like, oh, okay.
Moses
I know. I mean, I just see the garage. It's empty, so I know it is empty.
Trisha Paytas
I did a photo shoot in there today. Okay. I think that's it. Just trish. Oh, patreon. Patreon.com. just trish. Me and Oscar been whipping out those videos this week. Went up. Was it our Super Bowl?
Oscar
Super bowl wings one.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, it was a good one. We ate all the wings.
Oscar
We loved it.
Trisha Paytas
It was fun. I like the eating ones. Do people like it or they Just, like, hate those. I don't care. We need to eat. Girls might make a video. I hate. I think when Tanner's here doing that Loveline, and I don't hate it, but we just ordered. We ordered so much chilies, and I was like, oh, we're gonna do, like, a cute, like, mukbang TikTok. But, like, everyone's just down to eat. And I was like, oh, are we not filming? And it feels, like, weird to, like, waste a big meal, like, not to film it. You know what I mean? So I feel like we have to eat, so we might as well film it. So we did that, and we did a fun one. Oh, we reacted to reality.
Oscar
Reality House. What a time.
Trisha Paytas
What a time. Me in the house with a bunch of YouTubers. I don't remember any of it, honestly, and I still don't when I watch it. Kind of triggering, actually. I feel like when he sat down to watch you, like, are you okay watching this? I was like, yeah, of course. Like, what the hell? And then I, like, watch. I was like, oh, my God. This is a little PTSD that I didn't know about. So it's so much fun over there. You want to ever do one over there? You want to react to a Trish talks or something? We have a table now. We have a new Trish talks.
Oscar
Yeah, we definitely need to revisit more Trish talks with Moses's pov. Yeah, that's important.
Trisha Paytas
He was very sad. We reacted to one without him. I was like, oh, no, he did love him. You put a lot into it. You did put a lot into your acting, and. Yeah. Do you have any promo?
Oscar
I'll have a new vlog today, so Tuesday, when this is up. So.
Trisha Paytas
Wow. So you're still going? I love it.
Oscar
Still going. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
What's this vlog?
Oscar
New York. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's something. Is it something?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
Yeah. I kind of film more than I thought. I thought I was gonna have to add more, like, when I got home, but really, it's pretty long as it is with just New York, so I'm. I'm doing pretty well.
Trisha Paytas
Did you start on the plane?
Oscar
I started when I landed. Oh, yeah. Because my flight was early. And also, who. We talked about this on Patreon too, but I hate planes. I don't like the. More power to you, I guess, if you're taking, like, the hot, like, selfies in the. Actually, no. No power to you. I retract that. I can't stand when, like, in, like, the of influencers do like the nudes in the bathroom or whatever. The airplane. Yeah. And then when the girlies are doing face masks and the whole skin routine.
Trisha Paytas
You should have done that.
Oscar
From my.
Trisha Paytas
You should have done it. Yes. That's so relatable.
Oscar
My little crackers and peanuts are flying around like I'm, like, so uncomfy.
Trisha Paytas
Why did you do that? A little airplane routine. Yeah.
Oscar
See, first of all, I. I don't barely do that stuff at home, let alone, like, from.
Trisha Paytas
For the gag of it for the vlog.
Oscar
It is camp. I will say it is camp.
Trisha Paytas
I would love to have seen you do that.
Oscar
Maybe next time, maybe I'll recreate Laura Lee's, like, flight skincare routine from coach on my way to.
Trisha Paytas
It's not like getting your sway.
Oscar
The Eras toy. Yeah, the Eras toy or Eras of Trish Eras. The Trish apostrophe.
Trisha Paytas
It is. It is the errors of Trish joke. Did you love the big game last night? Would you not attach this if I threw it?
Oscar
Maybe. Should we try? I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
I'm scared.
Oscar
Wow.
Trisha Paytas
Wow.
Oscar
That was pretty good.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I'll try. Come on. I could. I carry it like a baby.
Oscar
As I drop it, I feel like it's going to be Brady Bunch like the Marsha. Wow. That was a good throw.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, that was a good throw. Good catch.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
I'm scared. We'll put this down.
Oscar
We're in our athletic era, though. You were working out with your. And dancing for your tour.
Trisha Paytas
I was tired. I was tired.
Oscar
That's a lot of cardio.
Trisha Paytas
It's a lot of cardio. Airports are a lot of cardio.
Oscar
Oh, yeah. Truly.
Trisha Paytas
It's a lot of walking going through, like, New York and then London. Like, it's just so much walking.
Oscar
I'm surprised he didn't go to New Orleans for the super bowl because there's a lot of influencers there.
Trisha Paytas
New Orleans and Florida are two places I never. I refuse to visit. I will never. I think. Yeah. My own superstitions, I think they're a little cursed. But who were there? Who was the influencers there?
Oscar
All the influencers. I mean, once you see Alicia, Marie and Zayn Hijazi there, I feel like everyone's there.
Trisha Paytas
They were.
Oscar
They had a brand deal.
Trisha Paytas
I haven't seen them with the.
Oscar
For the Habit, the burgers. Wow, that was pretty big. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, man. Okay. Was it cute?
Oscar
Yeah, it was cute.
Trisha Paytas
Alicia and Zayn only. No, Heath and Remy.
Oscar
I only saw Alicia with Zayn in the. In the Habit burger truck. But a lot of influences Were there, I know, like, Brianna Chicken Fry. Like, with the brands or just maybe with the brands. I don't know. Alex Cooper did a whole thing with SiriusXM.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, that makes sense.
Oscar
The new home of Caller Daddy, but kind of. I mean, I watched Highlights after, like, when it ended, and I'm just kind of bored with the super bowl, right? Like, yeah.
Trisha Paytas
I even asked on my TikTok, like, what should I talk about? Hot Topics. Everyone's like, taylor Swift getting booed. I was like, okay.
Oscar
That was kind of tee up. I was getting. Men were building some grace with me. Let's say that, like, I was, you know, the technificians of the world. I was like, you know, straight men, but not so bad.
Trisha Paytas
You know, who probably doesn't watch football, I would assume. I don't know.
Oscar
But, you know, it was straight men were building some rapport with me. And then all of a sudden, they. They were all booing Taylor Swift. And I was like, y'all, it has set you back a long, long ways.
Trisha Paytas
Isn't that crazy?
Oscar
It's crazy. And people were like, it's not misogynistic. It's just about the Chiefs. No, it's not, because Paul Rudd was on the screen right before her, and no one was booing Paul Rudd in his.
Trisha Paytas
He deserves more of it for Ant Man. Honestly, this is 40 or any odd movie past Anchorman. Really? That is crazy. Did they cheer Paul Rudd?
Oscar
I don't. No, they didn't boo him. There was, I guess, mild cheering for him.
Trisha Paytas
It's neutral.
Moses
Maybe because he doesn't. He's not dating anyone.
Oscar
Exactly. That's misogyny.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, but are they saying, like, they're booing because they don't like the Chiefs?
Moses
I think so, yes.
Oscar
That's what the excuse is. It's not misogyny. It's about the Chiefs. But then you would have to boo every single person who is there repping the Chiefs.
Trisha Paytas
That's true. No, it definitely was. Ick. I was like, what the hell is wrong with people?
Oscar
And, like, I know the Swifty card is activated, but still, like, she was just sitting there supporting her boyfriend. And the NFL is the one that has made millions.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
Off of her for sure. And they're the ones that put her on the big screen. She just shows up, like, whether you like Taylor Swift or not, she really just shows up to the games.
Trisha Paytas
That's serves a look.
Oscar
And she sits there.
Trisha Paytas
She says, no to the halftime show, right?
Oscar
Yeah. She says, go to the halftime show. She really does just Sit there. She doesn't decide. Oh, let me put myself on the big screen. A little Jumbotron. No, they're the ones that put her on the Jumbotron. They're the ones that market her. The NFL's tick tock. She doesn't control their tick tock. They're the ones posting her.
Trisha Paytas
Are they posting her?
Oscar
Yes. Every time she shows up to a game, the NFL posts her.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, no, of course. Take it up with the NFL. These men are just there.
Oscar
People are like, oh, Taylor Swift has ruined football. It's. Take it up with your own people because it's your own people that are posting.
Trisha Paytas
Football is toxic since high school. Since the beginning. They just been. So do we talk about this? Like, high school football players? Like, were they big out?
Oscar
We talked about it on Patreon on the extended last week. Because Kylie, Kelsey.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, yeah. But it's just like, I remember even in high school, like, literally, football players can, like, not show up to school. They. I told you. I mean, this is, like, so sad. Like, it's, like, so dark. But, like, one of them was in a one was driving drunk and killed somebody, and they literally got to play in the game the same week.
Oscar
Crazy.
Trisha Paytas
Like, crazy. And I was like, people to prison for that. Like, I don't understand. And it's like, it's always been like that forever. And, like, anytime, like, football players were like, anything, like, and they didn't pick on me too much in high school, but they would be, like, mean. They would, like, like, slap my boobs and stuff. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Which is crazy. And if you would report it, like, literally. I remember our teachers and our principals were just like, boys are boys. Like, literally. That's how it was. And I was like, that's crazy that they can just get away with literally anything. And obviously there's been movies from, like, the 90s all about it too. Like, you know, they just. It. It's wild. So overall, it's just toxic. Like, like you said, just Taylor starts showing up, dating someone. Like, they're like, boo. I was like, okay, like, what? Like, what does that do? What does that do? Absolutely nothing. Like, nothing. I just hate football and the toxicity that goes with it. It's all awful.
Oscar
Yeah. I'm like, I get. I'm like, y'all can have your thing. Like, a lot of people like football. I kind of just sit back. I'm like, you do you. But I just don't like when it encroaches like an Oscar territory with, like, a Taylor Swift or when they're like, when the same guys were like going crazy at football or like, are making fun of young girls for being excited at concerts, you know, they're like, yeah, there's all these viral videos from like the eras tour, like an Ariana Grande tour. And like, they're making fun of little girls, like, being emotional, seeing someone they.
Trisha Paytas
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Oscar
But then there's all these videos after the super bowl of guys running amok and like Philadelphia and stuff, knocking down stoplights.
Trisha Paytas
That's what I'm saying. The toxicity of it, like, it's just that. But this is why I always, always made it a rule to like, never if I ever even went on a date with someone who's like, oh, I like to watch football. Never. Because I'll tell you why. Like, I had my, my dad, my brother were those people like growing up, they were just like, be like, they would be in such a bad mood. Loss. They'd be so upset and angry. And I was like, I'm. You just nobody cares. The players don't care. They're getting paid. Like, no, nothing. It doesn't affect your life. And like, I get you. I would totally be the same way. Like you do. You like, you know, cry at a Taylor Swift concert, whatever you want to do. But yeah, when you're like going and like literally, what is it called, like vandalizing the town because your team didn't win. I mean, people literally back in the day would like burn. I was like, relax. Like, it's crazy what it brings out in people and it's literally has no effect on their life. It's like, I get it, you're passionate. But also like, don't go vandalize.
Oscar
I know. Imagine if like someone did like, if Taylor Swift lost a Grammy and then the Swifties went and like knocked down a stoplight. We would be like literally burned at the stake. We'd be in prison. Yeah, but it's so funny. Like the, the economy of it, like the dichotomy of the Lord would probably say, like they could. It's just like all funny games.
Trisha Paytas
It's actually so insane. Like little girls. It's like, oh my God, Taylor. But it's like this is like grown men who actually are like abusing a town they don't even live in. It's like, I'm so glad she rolls over. But I will say we talk about this all the time. Like going out running errands. I got my eyebrows waxed, I got groceries. Like, nobody is out.
Oscar
I made the mistake of going too early.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, yes. No people.
Oscar
Because I assumed it would be empty all day. But then everyone was doing like their last minute pre super bowl, like Costco chips and stuff and it was hell.
Trisha Paytas
Bad idea. Got 5:00.
Oscar
Yeah, I should have gone right at the game started right as the game started at 3pm Is that when it started? Pacific Standard. Yes.
Trisha Paytas
What'd you do? Did you do anything?
Oscar
I streamed gaming, which was literally the worst time to stream because everyone's watching this. I was not on a good schedule.
Trisha Paytas
Somewhere and did something.
Oscar
Yeah, I really should have flipped that. But live and learn A little competition. Yeah. Me competing. Good stuff.
Trisha Paytas
Like, who's gonna get more views. I love that, though. I love it. We watched. We caught up on Drag Race. That's what we did. Watching. Yeah.
Oscar
We're like, that's the real Super Bowl.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, Honestly, I was like. I was here for it. We were investing.
Oscar
I was gonna kind. This is my new thesis. Super bowl kind of gay. Because all the football players, they caught, like, the pre super bowl, like, as they arrive to the game, they all wear these really, like, elaborate outfits.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
It is kind of giving, like, Met Gala. That's why it's so funny again, like, the. The dichotomy of it. Because really, football is really camp when you think about it. There's a big performance in the middle. Everyone's cosplaying as their favorite athletes.
Trisha Paytas
That's true.
Oscar
The athletes are wearing these crazy outfits. It's kind of gay at the end of the day.
Trisha Paytas
That's the Met Gala theme for this year. Super bowl theme. Gay because Travis Kelsey's was wildfit was crazy. Like, it was like a 70s pimp or something. I was like, what the hell is this? I mean, fine, great, love it. But also, what? Like, do they have a theme? They have a dress code to follow. We should have done that. We should dress as them today.
Oscar
I honestly was tempted by the Travis Kelsey outfit because it was pretty fierce. It really was pretty fierce.
Trisha Paytas
You liked it?
Oscar
I liked it in a gay way. You know, like, I don't know if I would wear it before. Before a big game. Like, the biggest game, if you will. But he wore this. It was from a designer called Amiri, and he actually wore this designer last year for the super bowl as well. But, yeah, this one was very much 70s pimp kind of vibes or like 1970s porn stars. What?
Trisha Paytas
Everyone was saying it was crazy. It was a crazy one.
Oscar
It was wild. Yeah. And everyone was also clocking his hair. Everyone thinks that there's a lot of jokes, as if he was wearing a wig. But also maybe he got the. The Turkish hair plugs.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, that's very in right now.
Oscar
It is very. The hair is thick. It is really thick.
Trisha Paytas
I mean. Yeah, I feel like there's nothing wrong with the hair plug. You know what I mean, girls?
Oscar
No, it looks.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. People love to comment on that, don't they? I feel like that's another thing. Like, wait. I feel like people shouldn't copy people's hair because it's like, one day it's there, one day it's not. Why do we have to comment on it.
Oscar
And if, if he was going bald, people would clock in for being a baldy. To be, hey, big baldy, you know, I know.
Trisha Paytas
People just have to really be so nosy. People ask all the time, is that your real hair? It's like what? Like also you're stupid. But also what like, or want to touch your hair or do something. It's just like how about just leave hair alone. You know, leave all hair alone. Because like you said, people are like, will say if you're going bald and then if you like get something done, it's like, oh, it's kind of like that was epic.
Oscar
I guess two people make fun of you for being fat, but then if you take it and get skinny, people make fun of you too. It's like damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Trisha Paytas
I so true. You're so right about that. Yeah.
Oscar
But I don't know, Travis. Like his hairline is. I compared it to last year because he had a bug. Me saying don't judge hair. Then me comp.
Trisha Paytas
Let me compare the hairline.
Oscar
Let me investigate. So I look, he had the buzz cut last year, but his hairline was pretty much the same. So I don't know, it is really nice and thick. Either way, he should retire and do like hair care commercials. Cuz it was looking good.
Trisha Paytas
Someone did that and like some football player like Joe Neoth or something, I think did that. He also did pantyhose commercials. It was a football player in the 80s. Do you remember him?
Oscar
No.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, this is a football player and he would do commercials for pantyhose and like hair. He was like the person he was joining with because that's the only football player I remember. And yeah, I feel like that's his route is he's going towards like hosting, acting.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Because he did Ryan Murphy show. He hosted the show I was supposed to be on Summer Name game and yeah, he probably will go that route. Spokesman. How old is he? He has to be retiring soon.
Oscar
I think there's rumors he's gonna retire after this one. He's the same age as Taylor, I think.
Trisha Paytas
87.
Oscar
That's his football number.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, but the year they were born.
Oscar
89. Yeah, he's 35. He'll be 36 this year.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, so he was born. He's born 89.
Oscar
89, yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, so they both are.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
It's young though. He's still young. I guess he could play for a while. Isn't LeBron James still playing? He's got to be, like, 42 or something.
Oscar
I wonder. I don't know. I think Patrick Mahomes did it in her. Yeah, yeah. Patrick Mahomes did an interview, and he, like, kind of hinted that Travis might retire. It's like, focused on family and stuff. I think you're right. I think he is becoming a little bit more Hollywood. And honestly, like, their podcast does really well. The Kelsey brothers, they have all these opportunities. He could literally just, like, host, do brand deals, and be perfectly fine.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Football takes a lot out of you. It's like, I don't want to get hit.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
What do they talk about on their podcast? Is that Hot Topics?
Oscar
I think a lot of.
Trisha Paytas
I like it. The pop culture, because I feel like they do. Right?
Oscar
They do a lot of, like, football hot Topics, really. Like, they recap their week. Like, when Travis is going to the ERAS tour, you talk about going to the ERAS tour, talk about football. They have call, like, people call in very. Not love lines. Nachos, I guess they have people calling.
Trisha Paytas
They're reheating our nachos.
Oscar
But I've only seen, like, clips, but I assume that's pretty much it. I think it's short. It's obviously, like, I think a 45 minute kind of David Dobrik route, like we're gonna do.
Trisha Paytas
I did. I've been going to rehearsals. I listened again the other day. I hadn't listened, but, like, when I drove to rehearsals, like, okay, let me just, like, listen again. I listened to one yesterday. It was literally 32 minutes.
Oscar
And for David's podcast. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
And they're like, well, at least we got him for 32 minutes before he was tired of talking again. Five people on the. On the podcast, literally not joking. And they. You can tell, they cut segments. Like, it's not all film. And he was there for 32 minutes, and he's like. And I had four in, like, ad reads that weren't theirs. Like, it was over. And then they had to. And I was like, okay. So they literally had, like, maybe 15 minutes of talking for real. It was. Whoa, crazy. And once again, the most boring thing. What was it about? Oh, Natalie's back from her vacation. Her second vacation. Where'd you go? Oh, Aspen. What'd you do? Oh, I had some girls. We went out and no one hit on us. It's just like, Ilya, too.
Oscar
That's all you.
Trisha Paytas
Elliot's like, I was the CEO of Dobrik's Pizza. Now I'm the CEO of Zilla, and I just don't have time for anything. And I'm so busy. Like, what? I'm tuning in to get some David tea for the podcast. There's nothing. I mean, there's nothing. I listen to 32 minutes of nothing. I have something about Zila, something about Natalie. No one gives a. And they give no tea. I'm in Aspen. I'm not drinking. I'm not skiing. Okay. What the is that story? Like, it's so awful. So awful.
Oscar
Oh, my God.
Trisha Paytas
David, like, throws in every, like, couple minutes. Oh, I hooked up with a girl. Oh, this girl I hooked up with, like, okay, David, sure you did. Okay. Yeah.
Oscar
I smell a new Patreon react series that is iconic.
Trisha Paytas
Well, it would be a short video. It'd be our shortest video ever.
Oscar
We take something short, though.
Trisha Paytas
We really. It is crazy. I literally. I'm done listening because it's only 30 minutes, so I'm like, I don't. I have more to listen to on my drive to North Hollywood. It's crazy. I really. I really. Because I was like, God, no one talks about it. I was like, maybe I can get, like, a little nugget. Put David in the thumbnail.
Oscar
The exclusive.
Trisha Paytas
Nothing. Zero. Tea. I guess he did say he's thinking about vlogging again. Yeah, that's tea that no one cares about. He posted something on David Dobrik too, and it literally had, like, 67000 views. Like, no one cares. Like, we didn't even know we saw a clip of it, I think on TikTok. I was like, I don't remember this in the vlog. And then I'm, like, searching. I'm like, where'd this come from? And it was like, just retire and don't do anything else. I just.
Oscar
Anyway, sorry, I have more. I have a whole David Dobrik segment, but I guess I'll save that for.
Trisha Paytas
No, sorry. I need to not listen to it because it, like, triggers me so much like, his voice, and I'm just like. I just want to, like.
Oscar
That's a good teaser, though. It's a good little appetizer for Come.
Trisha Paytas
To the end for more.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Reviewing David Dobrik's underwear campaign, but did.
Oscar
You like any of the super bowl commercials? The only one I really remembered is the Alex Earl Carl's junior One.
Trisha Paytas
Loved it. Loved it. Love that one. I was so excited because I loved the Carl's Jr commercials back in the day. She looked so good. She really is probably the most gorgeous person.
Oscar
She really is.
Trisha Paytas
She's, like, universally pretty where, like, no one's gonna Be like. Like, she's ugly.
Oscar
Yeah, she does look gorgeous. It is funny how they're bringing this back. It's a weird set of the times. You know, it's like these commercials were kind of canceled, I guess, for lack of a better term. Oh, they ended in 2017 because that's when the MeToo movement happened. Oh, my God. So that was kind of when it died down.
Trisha Paytas
Wait, what happened with the Carl's Jr.
Oscar
Well, in 2011, they famously said, we believe in putting hot models in our commercials because ugly ones don't sell burgers. Carl Jr said that in 2011.
Trisha Paytas
Cancel them. Cancel them again. This was their time to come back with an ugly. And they put Alex girl in there.
Oscar
Exactly what I was thinking. Because that's what I'm saying. It's like a weird sign of the times that they're bringing back this, like, archetype of, like, a hot, skinny blonde girl, like, little clothing in the car wash because it is so early 2000s and.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God, hate it. I hate that they said.
Oscar
They said that in 2011.
Trisha Paytas
It was it from, like, a CEO or a representative.
Oscar
It was put out in a press release via the Wall Street Journal.
Trisha Paytas
Can't you say Carl Jr. Is trash? I love fast food. I haven't had Carl's junior Ever.
Oscar
How quickly you turned. I love it, man.
Trisha Paytas
I love the type of answer. I was like, good for her, Whatever. But honestly, these have, like, little star nuggets that were literally like rim meat. It was like, gray and gross when.
Oscar
I was the shape of the stars.
Trisha Paytas
And I tried to like their burgers, but we went, I don't know, a few years ago because they had, like, a new burger out, and I was like, like, disgusting. Honestly, who's going to college, Junior? Ours is closing down the street. That's crazy. That's crazy. Alex girl didn't make me want to buy a burger. I mean, I would buy it for her, but you guys know, I'm so mad. But I guess who would be like to say, oh, put an ugly. And then who's in there? I'll put myself in. I'll just say me. Could have put me in. Guess what? I actually eat a burger, but I would eat yours. So actually, I would say, no, don't even ask me.
Oscar
Yeah, now it's too late.
Trisha Paytas
Now it's too late. I would even do it for a million dollars.
Oscar
And even so I was thinking, well, okay, it began with what, a Paris Hilton? And then it was Kim Kardashian, and then it was Kate Upton.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, yeah, I forgot about Kim.
Oscar
And then now Alex Earl. I was like, damn. Maybe put a. I thought maybe at least put a brunette in there or something.
Trisha Paytas
Kim, I guess was brunette.
Oscar
Yeah. Or maybe some kind of, you know, Latina or something.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I know that is kind of weird actually. Why do they all look the exact same? Yeah, because I just, you know, I don't want to guess, but I guess Alex Earl probably is not like a frequent eater of Carl's Jr. It's not like we see her in her car doing mukbangs to it. You know what I mean? Like, I just would. Guess not. Yeah, get someone who like, loves. I bet if you want to tick tock and put like Carl's Jr. Mukbang. I'm sure, like, what's her name, like Wendy eats or something is eating Carl's Jr. She would be great in there. And she'd like as cute. You know, that's what I'm saying. If they want a cute girl, like, find someone cute set Pappas. She'd be eating Carl's Jr. You know something.
Oscar
And I get the tie in with Alex Earl because she was promoting the Hangover Burger, which does not sound very good to me personally. Has egg, double bacon, charbroiled beef, hash browns, cheese and sauce.
Trisha Paytas
Ow.
Oscar
Just the way Alex Earl likes it. Which is a crazy.
Trisha Paytas
I see her eating that all the time. That's what I think of. I mean, she's gorge. I did love it because, you know, rewind five minutes ago. I loved it because I did think she was gorgeous. I love it.
Oscar
Pretty girls win.
Trisha Paytas
Love it. Yeah. No for sure. In that sense, Carl at her. Yeah, I'm a Carl's Jr. Hater on this sense. That is crazy because they're like, that's. I wouldn't even. Well, it doesn't matter. No, but a while ago I was offered like a. Like a sandwich. Like it's. It's like a Subway whatever to eat a sandwich. I'm like, but I don't eat those. You know what I mean? Like, it would be inauthentic. And I actually said no because I was like, I don't eat sandwiches. And it would be a weird thing to be like, I love this sub. Like a turkey sub. Like, you know what I mean? And I was like, like, well, you can eat the chips or something. Okay. But that's not what this. So I have said no to it. I'd not to say she should because obviously it's a Super bowl commercial. I'll say yes to prime. Put Me in Logan and KSI, Mr. Beast, Lunchly, whatever, you know, But I just think like, yeah, that was. That was weird. Carl's Jr. Makes me so upset now that they said that. I mean, I know that was a while ago, but still, people can change and grow.
Oscar
They haven't like made up for that though, is the tea. You know what I mean? Because they're not doing the work. They're still doing the same thing that they're doing.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. The growth hasn't been seen. It hasn't been noticed. Yes.
Oscar
They only stopped when it was me too. And it was like, oh, maybe not objectify women right now. And now they're like, I guess we can objectify them again.
Trisha Paytas
That's. Yeah. Which again, love. If they didn't say that stupid in 2011. That's actually so crazy. I wonder. I wonder what the statistics are. I wonder if it did get more people to go get that free burger that next day. Because wasn't that the whole thing? It was like free.
Oscar
Oh, yeah, you're right, they were.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. So maybe it did. Maybe it influenced people. I don't know.
Oscar
I mean, you had to sign up for your least favorite, favorite thing loyalty program. They had like a My Rewards. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Anything through an app or anything like McDonald's gives you fries, but you have to do it through the app. I'm like, I film through my phone. I can't show them at the same time. So it's like, that doesn't really work. Damn, that's so annoying. Oh, I hate it. You know what? Fun fact. I did do a Carl Jr. Commercial, now that I think about it.
Oscar
Wait, did you really?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, it was 2011. I think I gotta look it up. It was fast talking. I was. I think it's like on my resume, like if you go to LA casting touchpadas, it's like on there. It was like you spun a wheel and you could win something. And yeah, it was like scripted. I got a good check from it, but I don't know. I wasn't in a bikini, that's for sure. I think I was just be talking really fast. There was a guy in a tuxedo spinning a wheel.
Oscar
Did they put you in a big sweater or something?
Trisha Paytas
Oh, for sure. Especially when I was. I mean, because2011 was the same time to like the Eminem video where I was eating the burger and same thing. I remember being like obese and it was like I was 180 pounds. I was like 60 pounds lighter. I was like, that's crazy. But yeah, they probably definitely put me in this water. For sure. I did the Carl's Jr. I did Paris Hilton too. I did it for a music video. What video was that? Do you remember? Anyone remember?
Oscar
No. I saw the clip you posted, but I couldn't remember what video was.
Trisha Paytas
You were there, babe. In my black swimsuit. I was eating the burger.
Moses
Yeah, no, that was for.
Trisha Paytas
I can't remember.
Moses
It was for the MCR album. But when you did the four bands, was that like. When you did.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, sad boy, sad boy. Oh, sad boys. Oh, oh, oh.
Moses
Because you were walking out in the garage.
Trisha Paytas
I wonder why I called it 2005. I wonder if the commercial came out in 2005, why did I call it? That must. She must have been in it. I don't know. Anyways, I'll do it. No, I wouldn't do it, actually, would I? Probably.
Oscar
Maybe Wendy's.
Trisha Paytas
I love a Wendy's. Give me a Spicy Nuggets commercial.
Oscar
Or like an In N Out. But I guess they don't even have to do.
Trisha Paytas
They do nothing. Yeah. Wingstop. Wingstop. DM me. They had an event in New York City. They're like, wow, we heard you love us come to this event. I was like, well, kind of over it. Honestly. I've had too much Wingstop lately. I've been eating too much Wingstop. Although I didn't have anything to eat today, so who knows how this will go. I had my chips because I was so hungry. I was famished. But what is like a healthy snack to eat?
Oscar
Celery stinks.
Trisha Paytas
No. Okay. Healthy. Ish. Because I do love a wing. Stop. But I was like, I. As we. I said at the beginning this. I'm 240. I'm like, I need to really. I need like a healthier snack. That's not like. It doesn't have to be healthy, but.
Oscar
Like lighter, like a grilled nugget.
Trisha Paytas
Okay. Maybe like from Chick Fil A. Yeah, sure. They're homophobic. Allegedly or we don't know.
Oscar
It's hard to say.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, it wasn't homophobic. Really. Honestly, no, it is. Or a lot of people.
Oscar
Or a lot of people.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I know. Isn't that crazy? That's the tea of it, actually. How much homophobia is still around. Actually. You're like, damn, in 2025.
Oscar
I know. You don't. It is like privilege, I guess. Especially the California.
Trisha Paytas
Right.
Oscar
LA kind of bubble. You do forget. And then you'll be driving and then there's like a. Sometimes there's people with like, Little stickers that are like homophobic stickers or something.
Trisha Paytas
Really? What does it say? Like, what does the homophobic sticker say?
Oscar
F slur, get out my way or something.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, I was like, is that why? I have seen some. I won't say what state because I don't want to be banned from that state, but I have seen somewhere, I've gone to a state before and it literally is like marriage between a man and a woman. I'm like, why would you put that as a bumper sticker?
Oscar
I know that a lot too. I'm like, damn, why do you care that much? And why would you want to put it on your car? Because at the end of the day, like, you're kind of ruining your car a little bit.
Trisha Paytas
You know, saying things in this could have been an email. Doesn't need to be. That's my new favorite thing people say.
Oscar
Could have been a tweet, even. Carlos Sophia Gascon just tweeting the abyss or whatever.
Trisha Paytas
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Oscar
Yeah, she did. Another apology where she actually did say, I'm sorry. So that is.
Trisha Paytas
Maybe she listened to us a start.
Oscar
Maybe because it was, like, the same day that she watched the podcast.
Trisha Paytas
I mean, that's good. Sometimes people don't know. Sometimes people don't know. They don't say sorry. You know what I mean? Sometimes you have to be like, okay, but there was no apology.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Sometimes I forget. Sometimes you don't know. Like, did I actually say sorry, or did it say a bunch of words? Gotta clock it sometimes, but okay. Well, that's good. She apologizes to people in her movie, too.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Because she's kind of trying to ruin the movie for every.
Oscar
She did, I think there was the Santa Barbara Film Festival on Sunday last night, and Selena kind of addressed it. She said that it has taken away some of the shine and, like, the excitement that she had. Yeah. She went to the Santa Barbara Film Festival. She was hanging out with, like, Ariana Grande and Fernanda Torres, though.
Trisha Paytas
What was this? This was recent.
Oscar
Last night.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, yeah. Was it the R When Ariana was talking about Drag Race.
Oscar
Yes. In the pink dress. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
It's so crazy. I saw, like. Like, she was talking about how she loved, like, Jewel Sparkles and, like, Lexi Love. I was like. Or I think it was like, lexi Love. And she was like. I was like, that's so crazy to think, like, Ariana watches Drag Race.
Oscar
I know. And, like, as a fan.
Trisha Paytas
Well, she said she hasn't kept up, so I don't know how much.
Oscar
I mean, she's been a little busy. I think she'll binge at some point, you know?
Trisha Paytas
That's true. It's always cool, though. Like, when you watch something, I know it's so popular, but sometimes it feels niche. And then I'm like, oh, everyone watches this show. We do love it. When was that? That was last night.
Oscar
Yeah. So the awards campaign is going in fierce. The Critics Choice Awards were also last Friday, but it hasn't aired. It did air the Critics Choice. Oh, yeah. And that one. People were kind of upset because Emelia Prez was still winning a lot. But that voting was before. Oh, like, they voted before Carla's tweets came out. Carla didn't win, but the movie won for, like, best song. And I think I want to say best, like, foreign film. Like, foreign language film or something. So it went quite a bit, but that was all pre Scan Scandalo. And I think it'll get worse now that, like, it got really mainstream with the tweets and then the director's comments and the Backlash from the movie in general. So we'll see how Oscars goes. I kind of think it's over, but I've been wrong before.
Trisha Paytas
So they win best director, best actress.
Oscar
They sweep McDowell.
Trisha Paytas
Okay, maybe, you know, sometimes works. They say all publicity is good publicity. Something like, well, let's give this movie a chance or something. I don't know. Because I do kind of feel bad. I mean, I kind of feel bad that she, like, ruined this movie. I mean, it's not like other people's fault. Maybe the directors, but, like, no one else is like Zoe Saldana.
Oscar
And I know poor Zoe and Selena didn't know, but, you know, they probably.
Trisha Paytas
Put a lot of work into it.
Oscar
And they definitely did. And they did a lot promoting it too. I mean, they've been promoting it since the film festival circuit, like last spring, summer. So.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
And I think think they got so many awards during the film festival, like, damn, maybe I'll win an Oscar. And then now it does suck for them.
Trisha Paytas
I know. Well, what is Oscars?
Oscar
It is in three weeks.
Trisha Paytas
Oh.
Oscar
So it's very. It's coming up. Yeah. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
You going?
Oscar
Not going. No, I will be.
Trisha Paytas
Can you though my apartment?
Oscar
I don't think so. I think maybe if I really was like, I should be there maybe, I guess. But I also wouldn't want to.
Trisha Paytas
Why?
Oscar
Working press for, like, these events. That's why. Again with, like, when the Grammys thing came up for that one reporter, the AP reporter, I. Oh. I try to think about their perspective because working the event, it's like, literally terrible because you get there, like three hours before the carpet starts, and then the carpet opens, but then no one shows up. You get kind of bossed around by a bunch of people who say, like, no, you're in the wrong spot. No, go this way. No, go that way.
Trisha Paytas
I can see that.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
So even Wicked was a little bit. I mean, they were nice, but there's a little bit of that, like, you there. Go there. Like, they gotta just push you around.
Oscar
There's like the list of like, the people who matter, like, you know, the Ariana Grande's of the world.
Trisha Paytas
And then if you're not the 245 entries, it's us. I was like, what? I hope we get invited into. I'm like, do you think we'll get a better time slot this time? Do you think we get to be interviewed by anybody this time around? We were early birds. They're like, if you come after three, you won't even get on the carpet. So we're there at like 2:45, like the earliest you could get there. Literally no one's setting up. Denny's walking the red carpet, taking his photos.
Moses
And I think this time they'll make sure to interview you.
Trisha Paytas
No, I don't know. It was, in a way it was good because we got our pictures there because maybe like. Because there was, I think when like the Britney Broskis and everything came along, it was like three influencers at a time on the carpet. So when we were there, no one was there. So we kind of got to like take our time with pictures. Nobody was there to take a picture, but we did get to get like a good photo in there and whatever. I hope, please invite us back. I hope we do. That's the only premiere I care about. Well, and Jurassic Park, I am excited about that now that I saw the trailer.
Oscar
The trailer looked kind of tea, right? I love a movie like that.
Trisha Paytas
You look like Jonathan Bailey today in Jurassic park with the hat, the glasses and the shirt.
Oscar
I'll take it.
Trisha Paytas
But you look like him. I love him so much. He really is so cute.
Oscar
He looks really good in that movie too. I'm excited for it.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, he's pretty amazing. Maybe I'll come on the podcast to promote it.
Oscar
Yeah, why not?
Trisha Paytas
I'll DM him.
Oscar
Does he follow you?
Trisha Paytas
No. Oh, ca. He is a ca. Maybe they can get me somebody. I'm asking for too much. I realized that I was like, like the moral of my story. I, like, I already got my dreams. I should be happy. You know what I mean? Like, I don't need a key. Keep. Keep dreaming, you know? Keep going.
Oscar
No, I'm still dreaming. I'm gonna figure out getting the email. I'm. That's my. On like top of my to do list is getting the Just Trish email. Because I'm ready to just send, please left and right.
Trisha Paytas
I would love that. Send to everybody.
Oscar
I've been selling. I've been sending follow up emails the past few days. I got. I got reinvigorated.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, not me. I'm just like, we have no gas. We're just. Even when I have to leave for Indianapolis because I was thinking like, oh God, I have to film like two that weekend. I'm like, I have no gas. I was like, I guess we could just do Hot Topics on a Monday and a Tuesday. Just split them in half. Because I was like, I don't have any guests that are that exciting or guest period. Really. Maybe the Carl's Jr. CEO could come on from 2011. Be like, hey, do you want to. Come on. I just am like, yeah. I don't know over guests until I'm not.
Oscar
But maybe I have ideas. I have ideas.
Trisha Paytas
I know, but your ideas, sometimes I.
Oscar
Love them, but also, they're not even that crazy. I like, my ideas are the craziest.
Trisha Paytas
Thing in the world, are some of them. I'm like, okay, I gotta really. Because I'm in my, like, low energy era as far as that goes. I'm just like, got to really rally behind someone. It's got to be like, Jonathan Bailey or Chapel Rowan or something. It's hard.
Oscar
It's hard out here.
Trisha Paytas
I think it's also just, like, researching people you don't know. But, like, I want to make sure I care about the person that's here. I don't want people. My biggest pet peeve was when people on podcasting have, like, no idea what they do. So what do you do? I don't know. And that's happened to me so many times where, like, people are so confused, like, who I am and what I do, and it's, like, literally the most annoying thing. So I do love to research. I'm running out of time to research. I'm running out of time to eat. Today I was supposed to go to dance, like, right after. It was like this. We're gonna go eat. I have to get my tooth shaved down. I was gonna dance. I was like. And I went to dance, like, 10 o'clock last night. And he's just like, oh, my God, you're gonna dance. I was like, I know, but I had to, like, not because I'm just a zombie at this point, but tomorrow I have a big day, too. But anyways, I'm here, though. I love it. I love the podcast. The podcast is. And touring. I love the podcast, though, for real. Like, this is my favorite thing in the whole world, and I need energy for it. I think I should have added some food. That would have been good. But I don't want to eat. I'm fat. I mean, I just am at this point. I'm breaking chairs. I'm 240. I was like. I went to the realization that I really am. Give me some of that robot y. You know what I mean? Like, I need it.
Oscar
Because you never feel this New Year's resolution was to not talk about your weight.
Trisha Paytas
Went to the doctor, they made me get on the scale, and I was like, do I have to? And that'll spiral you. That'll spiral you for sure.
Oscar
Yeah, that happened to me. The other day, too.
Trisha Paytas
Hence why I'm wearing a hospital gown and nothing else fits. Wait, you went to the doctor and they weighed you?
Oscar
Well, I went to the. My GLP doctor.
Trisha Paytas
So not the real doctor, but what is that doctor? It's like, just for that.
Oscar
No, they do. They do that. They do like those laser facial. It's kind of like med spa vibes, I guess.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, and they gave you jelly ones.
Oscar
Yeah, I think that's where you get them for the most part.
Trisha Paytas
That's true. I don't even know where you start with that. Thinking about that. I'm taking those Epic. And I was like, where do I go? I don't have. Anyone could ask the person who delivered our baby. He's a doctor. He's given me stuff before. He's like, if you need a prescription for this, maybe. So there's a special doctor. I'll go to this.
Oscar
Well, med spas, but yeah, I don't.
Trisha Paytas
Know if I would trust that. No offense, but. But going to go to a place with a Botox, be like, here's some Ozempic. How do they know I'm qualified?
Oscar
Well, I had to do, like, blood work and stuff before. Yeah, they do make you do.
Trisha Paytas
Do you go to Quest?
Oscar
No, actually, yes, I did. Yes, I did go to Quest.
Trisha Paytas
I got my blood work.
Oscar
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
So many.
Oscar
And then they sent the blood work to my medic spa. And then. Then I got the green light, I guess. But I feel like the bar is probably low to get it. I feel like they.
Trisha Paytas
Well, I want to make sure I'm qualified to get it. Like, what if I'm like, not. What if they, like, find something that's like, oh, no, this is actually not for you.
Oscar
Yeah. Oh, yeah. You have to get like, your thyroid and stuff. There' all this. These pre tests, these screenings before you get it. But I gained weight again. But I did go off of it for three weeks.
Trisha Paytas
Crazy. Because you really do. And I know we were saying that comedy was like, last week. I was like, no, you're actually so. You have the coolest, like, boys like, pants. He's like, waffle pants. You look so skinny and so cool in it. I was like, I think the pants.
Oscar
Were just, like, baggy.
Trisha Paytas
No, no. They were also cream, which can make people look bigger. Actually, like, you're wearing black today. Okay. But like, usually the cream, I don't know.
Oscar
I feel it. I gained five pounds over the past few weeks, and I'm feeling those five pounds for sure.
Trisha Paytas
Isn't that crazy? The weight like, Once you see this number on the scale, you're like, damn.
Oscar
Yeah, I kind of had a feeling, but I was a little delusional. But, like, maybe one or two, not five. But I was off of. I've been off of Adderall because I can't get my prescription for that again. And I kept forgetting. Hence, because no Adderall. I kept forgetting to go back to my doctor to get my glp.
Trisha Paytas
So wait, so the Adderall helps you remember?
Oscar
Yeah, because I always. I'm like, oh, yeah, I have to do that. And then I get distracted and forget to follow up. Up, you know Adderall. Yeah. I didn't know how bad my ADHD was. I'm like, oh, it's kind of a quirky thing. Like, I can still function, but the past few days, it's been hard to find. I'm like, oh, it's quirky. I can get through. Because also my prescription, it's like a very low dosage. Like, I'm not like, I'm still, like, functioning.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
But it's been pretty fierce the past few days without it. I'm like, I actually really need to lock in with my doctor and, like, let's. Let's go. Let's refill his prescriptions.
Trisha Paytas
Sometimes they sense it with you that you're just a little off, you know, not anything. Right. Because since I'm like. From Oscar, he's not really posting. I was like, okay, well, I'm glad you're okay. You seem good today.
Oscar
Yeah, I. This is another crazy story. Someone I work with, not at Just Choice Productions, but recommended. Because again, I was telling them I struggle. I'm like, oh, I haven't been able to get my Adderall. They said, oh, you should try these shrooms. These microdosing shrooms.
Trisha Paytas
That's wild.
Oscar
Yeah, so try it. I do for the first time this morning.
Trisha Paytas
What he dressed up this morning. That's wild. On a Monday morning.
Moses
That's a whole different other. That's not even.
Trisha Paytas
You're on drums right now. That's great.
Oscar
It was a microdosing thing. I don't even know. I bought it from a website. They're called Limitless, which sounds kind of cool. I was like, I want to be unlimited. Like, you know, very Cynthia Revo.
Trisha Paytas
But that's crazy. You don't seem like it at all. Do you feel it?
Oscar
Micro dosing? And I only had one. I said to start with one.
Trisha Paytas
What's it supposed to do?
Oscar
Help you focus. That's how desperate I am.
Trisha Paytas
Are you Focused, guys. You seem like it.
Oscar
I seem a little locked in.
Moses
Is the fur on the wall moving?
Oscar
Honestly, I did have one and a half energy drinks, and this room enhances. Yeah. So I can't really testify if these are working or not because there's a lot going on in my system right now.
Trisha Paytas
But the shrooms would make, like, this pop out or this become brighter or something.
Oscar
I don't think they're psychedelics, though. These ones are.
Trisha Paytas
Aren't they all shrubs?
Oscar
I don't know. I should have read the label a little bit more.
Trisha Paytas
That's crazy that you took that. Them.
Oscar
This person I work with is just like. I'm not condoning, but maybe you should try it. And I was like, okay, tea. And I just bought him right away. And then I'm surprised because you're kind of.
Trisha Paytas
Are you a little bit hypochondriac or.
Oscar
No, I'm not really. Like, sometimes I'm like, maybe I'm dying, but I'm okay. Okay.
Trisha Paytas
I don't know why I thought you, like, didn't like pills or, like, medicine.
Oscar
Oh, no, I love. Love medicine.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, you do? Okay, maybe Tana's a hypochondriac. Someone I talk to?
Oscar
No, Tana, definitely.
Trisha Paytas
She has. Maybe that was it. Okay, I'll see. Like, who did I talk to? Yeah, we filmed like, eight episodes, like, in two days. And I was, like, spent a lot of time. So I was like, wait, what is happening? Maybe she's a hypochondriac.
Oscar
Yeah, for me, like, I do. I am a hypochondriac in the sense that, like, I'll read, you know, WebMD or whatever and be like, I have that. But then I'll just kind of like, keep it moving, you know?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. I never, ever Google symptoms because it's like, I just learned that, like, whatever you're looking for, you'll find, like, if you want to say you have cancer. Yes, it's a sign of cancer, if you want to. You know what I mean? It's just like, I. I did that during pregnancy. It was like my least thing. I was like. I remember I inhaled, like, smoke and I was like, looked it up and like, yep, like, your baby will, like, die upon birth and like, crazy. Like, crazy. I'm never Googling things again because I was, like, so scared and, like, psyched myself out and just never. Psych.
Oscar
Yeah, I'm weirdly, like, more calm about myself, but, like, pets and stuff, I'm like, very much like anything happens with them, so I feel Like, I'd be the same with the baby. I'd be like, yes, very hypochondro.
Trisha Paytas
We do Google for babies, which I shouldn't do. That's more like trying to find an optimistic answer to this. Like, you know, okay, how quick does this heel and whatever. But I never do anything like doomsday because I'm like, okay, they'll tell you, like, something's wrong with it.
Oscar
Yeah, I think I could definitely spiral when it comes to, like, things I or people I'm caring for versus, like, myself, weirdly.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, it's probably worse, actually, because then you're just like, worried for someone else and, like, stop worrying about me. Yeah, I get that too. How do we get to this subject that went so far?
Oscar
Adderall. Shrooms. Hypochondria.
Trisha Paytas
Well, I hope you have a good trip.
Oscar
We'll see.
Trisha Paytas
Wonder if it makes you hungry. Shrooms. No, I don't think so.
Oscar
I hope not. I really hope not. Because again, I gotta lock in. I want to be skinny again.
Trisha Paytas
I want to be skinny.
Oscar
I miss it.
Trisha Paytas
I don't need to be skinny. I just need to be maybe like closer to 200 than 250. Nothing wrong with being 250. I'm just very short. So I have a guy, my friend, that's like six foot two. He's like, oh, I'm also 240. He's like, you're huge.
Oscar
Two foot taller than me.
Trisha Paytas
Trying to make me feel better, like, well, I'm going on tour. I'm walking airports. I'm dancing, I'm walking airports. You guys are gonna get a full show.
Oscar
I guess. I can't think of a smooth transition to this hot topic, but I am very excited to discuss it because there was a groundbreaking case, like lawsuit in the UK. A 25 year old woman faces jail after bombarding her boyfriend's ex with videos of her farting.
Trisha Paytas
Bombarding her videos.
Oscar
And it was like the. The first of its kind, like trial and everything.
Trisha Paytas
Her boyfriend's ex or her ex's boyfriend.
Oscar
Bombarding her boyfriend's ex with videos of her farting.
Trisha Paytas
Okay, and what was the lawsuit?
Moses
Where does she put the videos?
Oscar
Like, yeah, through WhatsApp.
Moses
Block the person.
Oscar
That's what this girl said. She was like, this is all kind of unserious. Why didn't you just block me? Yeah, so I'll do the context.
Trisha Paytas
So I love it.
Oscar
In Britain, it. They had to deal with their first ever. Their first ever cyber farting case where this woman bombarded her boyfriend's ex with several inappropriate videos of herself passing wind that were deemed indecent or grossly offensive. And the prosecutor in North Wales said that she proceeds to pass gas by placing the camera on her bottom and passing the gas. On December 22, there were three more videos of her letting it rip. And over the course of the next few days, another four were sent of this of the same nature, showing Ms. Evans, the defendant in this case, passing wind, her face smiling at the camera. Her tooting continued on Boxing Day and New Year's Day, despite the police getting involved, getting wind of what had happened. And the victim said in a statement to the court, I would like to feel safe in my home. And the defendant suggested that she wanted to send the videos because she felt her partner was being treated unfairly. So she is with her boyfriend and the ex. Boyfriend and the ex. She's, like, harassing her to get justice for her boyfriend, basically.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, okay.
Oscar
And she said it was purely malicious. The victim said it was purely malicious. And she was smirking throughout out. The defendant found it hilarious, but the victim did not.
Trisha Paytas
Well, is she really a victim? Because, like, she honestly could have blocked. Right.
Oscar
That's what I'm thinking too. I mean, again, not to victim shame, but I'm like, this all seems a little unserious and.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. I mean, farting is not a crime, although it should be. I wish I could lock up everybody, but they are.
Moses
They are very serious over there. But, like, you can go to jail for your social media posts.
Oscar
Oh, cyber harassment and stuff, I guess. I love that.
Trisha Paytas
But, like, is this that serious? I mean, it's not like.
Moses
But why is it so offensive? They said it's offensive. Is it offensive to a specific culture, or is it, like.
Oscar
I think it's considered, like, harassment and, like, the intent was malicious. It was to harass the victim or the plaintiff in this case.
Trisha Paytas
But, like, how? Because, like, she's not farting on her. She's not smelling it. Like, what is.
Oscar
Is. I do want to know the thought process of, I'm gonna get her good. I'm gonna harass her. Yeah, maybe she hates. Oh, you get that. The only suit I want to know.
Trisha Paytas
Is Susie, too, loves her too.
Oscar
That's the only suit I care about. I hate her toot for sure. So I. I do sympathize in that sense, but at the same time, I would just stop opening the messages. That's just me, you know?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Because WhatsApp is tricky. Like, once you open it, like, it automatically saves the video to your camera roll.
Oscar
Oh, really?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. So you're just like stuck with that video. I was like, ah, because I won't open it for months. And then as soon as I do all the videos come through on my phone. I was like, okay, I don't need all these videos people have sent. I think they should just do what's with what away with WhatsApp. Like, I just hate a WhatsApp when people WhatsApp me as I don't WhatsApp.
Oscar
I get it for international, right? Like if you to communicate with like people who are like in different countries, free.
Moses
That's why. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, I guess I was whatsapping you when I was in London. But I hate it. I hate the idea of it because I do get randoms on there too, just from phone numbers that are just like so long and I'm. I don't know where.
Oscar
It's no fart videos though, thank God.
Trisha Paytas
No. I guess I would probably also press charges if someone sent those to me.
Moses
That's all the scammers, they use WhatsApp. So you get all kind of weird.
Trisha Paytas
That's what I'm saying. I get the scammers on there.
Oscar
The defendant did say, I never thought farting would land me in court. I think the sentence is a bit excessive and dramatic. We are living in a very snowflake generation. I sent the messages on WhatsApp. I do have regrets, but I wouldn't have thought I would be here for something like this, to be honest. It's petty because she was sentenced to a 12 month community order and she did have to serve a little bit of jail time in the process. And she was also handed 15 rehabilitation sessions. 60. 60 days alcohol, abstinence monitoring and a two year restraining order.
Trisha Paytas
Wow.
Oscar
And she has to pay £100 compensation and then an extra £1,99 for legal costs.
Trisha Paytas
I mean, I do like that they crack down on things over there. They probably should more so here, like especially like cyber stuff. I guess it is harassment, I guess. Like if you're studying someone so many videos, I mean, I guess on one hand just block it. It's not like threatening her. It's like here you could literally be like, unalive yourself. I'm gonna come.
Oscar
Like, yeah, yeah.
Trisha Paytas
And then they're like, oh, who cares? But like they're like, they're cracking down on this. It's like they need to maybe adapt that sternness over here because it is crazy that that's good. Honestly. I'm on the side of the victim, actually. Should especially farting. That's just gross. And you're putting gas out into the world. You just do it in your bathroom?
Oscar
Honestly? Yeah.
Moses
Climate change.
Oscar
I was gonna say, doesn't it. Doesn't it cause climate change?
Trisha Paytas
What does that mean?
Moses
I think it's the cows.
Trisha Paytas
What do the cows do that cause climate change?
Moses
They put methane out in the. I don't know if it's real or not, but they put methane out.
Trisha Paytas
Well, they can't help it.
Moses
No, but we farm them, so we.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, so stop farming.
Oscar
At least they're not filming it. The cows.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, they're not trying to harass you with it.
Moses
I just wonder when she, you know, she got a message, she opened it, she saw that's what it was, and then she got another message like, oh, maybe this time it's not that. Let me open it.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses
Darn it, she got me.
Trisha Paytas
We should evaluate that person, too, like, every time. Why don't they evaluate the victim as well? Maybe evaluate both just to make sure they're both there, you know? True.
Oscar
Because the defendant did get how to get, like, a mental evaluation. So you're right. I think it is, like, why do you keep opening? Again, not to victim shame, but it is. Like, at what point do you judge?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses
So did he stay with her?
Oscar
As far as we know, yeah. He's still her boyfriend. Is still.
Trisha Paytas
She was defending him. She was like, I got this, babe. Don't worry, I'll handle it. I like that Girl against girl. That's better than, like, the guy doing it. Because the guy doing to the girl is just, like, weird but true.
Oscar
Yeah, I didn't, you know, she stood up for her man. Yeah, she stood up for her man.
Trisha Paytas
He's like, thank you, baby. They should stay together forever.
Oscar
I know. If you're. If your girl is willing to do that for you. Yeah, she's a keeper.
Trisha Paytas
Would you do it for Darian?
Oscar
No, Just because I hate toots. I do. Except for Susie.
Trisha Paytas
I hate the name Susie, too, though. I just hate, like, I love her, but the name too alone is like, no. Why?
Oscar
I like it for Susie, too, because she is so, like, kooky and like, yes, it makes sense for her, but if she looked. If she looked like Lana Jeray and her name was Lana Toot Ray. I'd be like, no, that doesn't fit.
Trisha Paytas
You know, like. Like Lydia Butthole Collins.
Oscar
Yes. I don't like it for Lydia, but actually, I don't like butthole for anyone. Susie, too.
Trisha Paytas
It's, like, awful.
Oscar
At least two is, like, a code name for it. You know what I mean? But if it was like Susie Farts.
Trisha Paytas
I'd be like, no, that's what it gives me, though. It gives me that. And I love every single queen this season. They're all so nice to each other. And I love that everyone's like, but that butthole one is just awful. And Ru always says butthole. B. It could be Lydia B. Collins.
Oscar
Everyone loves the name Butthole. Like on all the recap shows. Like on Bob Momonnay's recap show on Fashion Photo Review, everyone just calls her a butthole.
Trisha Paytas
And that's crazy.
Oscar
I guess gays love it. Gays. And they love the butthole.
Trisha Paytas
But I mean, I love a butthole, but I don't want that to be my name. That's crazy.
Oscar
I hate hearing it. You know what I mean? I hate. And then. Then it, like the image that.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
Creates. I just. I don't live for. But I love Lydia. I think Lydia's really cute.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I get the vibes of that. But I don't like it. It.
Oscar
I don't like the. The middle name.
Trisha Paytas
I think they just run out of names after a while. Like all these queens. You know what I mean? It's like. Well, there's probably every name taken. What would yours be? Did you. Should we talk about this?
Oscar
I honestly don't know. I either. Back in the day, I thought Frida Lay would be a good name because I love Fritos and they're owned by Lays.
Trisha Paytas
Wait, that's so good. Do you think there is one out there?
Oscar
Probably.
Trisha Paytas
I love Frito Lay because I really do like Fritos.
Oscar
It's probably my. One of my favorite chips.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, I love that. Oh, my God. What would mine be? God, it's so hard to think of something, like, cute that sounds like a name that also means something. I have no idea. I'm so. I'm really, really bad, I guess, because, like, Fish is such a biggest church. Like, Fish is like a good drag queen name.
Oscar
Oh, yeah. Tea. You know, in Untucked, do you watch Untucked?
Trisha Paytas
I did this week.
Oscar
Oh, Corey King give you a little shout out?
Trisha Paytas
I was gagged because you said, oh, Corey King is so church coded. And I was like, I kind of didn't even, like, get the vibe until, like, really this week it's. And aside, before that is the pink dress she wore is the same designer that is all my tour costumes.
Oscar
Oh, really?
Trisha Paytas
Well, Vee Monique posted this pink dress, and I literally screenshot it. I was like, oh, my God, I want this for my tour. And then I saw Core King wearing it this weekend. I was like, oh, my gosh. So you're right. We're so the same. Coded. And then, yes, on Untucked did the outro of my old videos from 2011 to 2017.
Oscar
Kissies to my little baby Kissies.
Trisha Paytas
Kissies for my little baby fishies. I gagged. Cause the only other person who liked that outro was Shane. And I was so excited to hear gorgeous queen. Just a little Barbie doll. Just loving it. I was like, that was crazy. And then someone posted on TikTok and this like, oh, is this like a Trisha Paytas reference? And Corey responded, yes, it is.
Oscar
Really?
Trisha Paytas
That's so cute. And I was, like, gagged. I was like, love you so much. Like, and truly, that one is the one that I probably, like, relate to this season. Just, like, the style, the fashion. She's always just giving, like, gorge. Cause I get it. Like, I get the campness and I get being silly. And I do love a silly queen, but I like that she's just always so pretty. She's just like, I'm just gonna get blonde Barbie all the time. That's what I would do.
Oscar
And a boot. Yeah, she likes.
Trisha Paytas
Love, love that.
Oscar
A mini dress, a boot, a big blonde wig.
Trisha Paytas
That's my tour outfit. I should ask actually her. I do have one queen opening up for me in San Jose. I should ask Cory where she performs. Because I would love. I would love to have, like, different queens. I know it's very Chapel roll coded, but I do love a queen. And it's the one person I want opening up for me. If they even want to. They probably open up for them because they are fierce and, yeah, super excited. And then when I saw that she responded. I was like, so cool. So, yeah. So we got a spark. We got a shout out from Jewel, Sparkle and La Leche. The extended version that didn't air. And then we got a shout out from Corey King with little baby fishies. And I was so excited. It's cool. Cause they're all young too. Like, little baby fishies is like so long ago. So, like, that's true.
Oscar
You're right. I forget how young everyone is.
Trisha Paytas
So young.
Oscar
If Lexi is the Grandma of the girl 32, I forget about that.
Trisha Paytas
I'm ancient. Yeah. So they're probably like 10 when I was doing those videos, which is like, crazy. Yeah, we love. I truly do love this season so much. Like, it's my favorite thing to watch. We watched that before. Traitors now.
Oscar
Oh, yes. That's a good. That's a good lineup.
Trisha Paytas
It's RuPaul. It's Drag Race Traitors. We've put Kardashians in the mix. White Lotus is coming back this Sunday, so. Right. Lotus in the mix. We never finished Only Murders. There's only, like, two episodes.
Oscar
I didn't finish either.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, that one is undisappointing. We're still trying to get between the Virgin. Done. That's been a trek. What else did we watch? The new ones. Is there anything new out?
Oscar
I'm really bad at watching shows right now. There's. The only ones I'm watching are same. Drag Race Traders, Abbott Elementary.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, I like that one, too. I haven't watched in a while, but.
Oscar
I was watching Six Lives of College Girls, but that ended. And I love that show so much. I hope it comes back. But there hasn't really been anything else. I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
There's nothing. We're almost done with the Modern Family. We have, like, literally, like, five episodes left of, like, the last season. I was like, what are we gonna watch after that?
Oscar
I know I'm in a little bit of rut. If you guys have any show suggestions, let us know, because I really do need a new show.
Trisha Paytas
Same. You like White Lotus?
Oscar
I do love White Lotus. I'm excited for that.
Trisha Paytas
It's. It's only one episode a week, though, so. It is.
Oscar
Yeah. But other than that, like, I'm very. Just drag. Drag Race Traders right now.
Trisha Paytas
I know.
Oscar
And then. I know not everyone watched those shows, but you should, I think, especially Drag Race right now. It's the show this season is the best season. Oh, wow. A long time. I think just because the girls are giving, like.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
This group of girls is not afraid to give, like, the early Y2K levels of, like, like, catty unfilteredness.
Trisha Paytas
Yes.
Oscar
And they're not really, like, fearing the. The backlash from, like, the audience. Like, they're. They're getting each other's faces. They're being catty. They're kind of fearless about it. But then they also, at the end of the day, are all, like, sisters and friendly. There's no, like, bad blood between them.
Trisha Paytas
It's not, like, too mean. Like, it's cute.
Oscar
It's like, drag. It's mama's drag.
Trisha Paytas
It's drag it is. That is actually very true. I like it. I also like. And this is like, this on Shady, but it's, like, not like, there's no, like, polished queens this season. I like how they're all Like, a little messy. You know what I mean?
Oscar
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Like, you know how there's like, Sasha, Kobe obviously is like, perfection. Everything was perfection. Like, I feel like Nymphia last year was like, perfection. Like, I feel like there's not one of those, like, clear ones that are like, wow, they are polishing, you know?
Oscar
Yeah. Like a clear front runner who's perfect. Yeah, yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Cuz like, Lexi Love seems to be a front runner, but I wouldn't even call her posh. I love her and I think she's, like, so gorgeous. Like, every look she serves is like, she looks like a supermodel, but, like, just not that. You know, it's not like, beauty like a pageant queen. Like, maybe. What is it? Sam Star. Yeah, she gives a little pageant queen, but. But I like her and I do think she, like, aesthetically she's like, maybe the most like, visually, like, perfect. She gets all her outfits. Right. But I like them.
Oscar
Yeah. Everyone especially, like, you see when they have their packages already done, like, they have the designers and stuff, like, those are really good looks. But then when like, Lexi making her own tarp, it was like, you know that it was a tarp with like, a hole in it and some flowers. So it was like, relatable because it wasn't like, perfect. That's insane.
Trisha Paytas
And I love that her tarp but sprayed on and she was like. And then they all had like, a little, like, nice moment and I was with Onioner where she's like, that was not the time for me to say. I would have been the same way.
Oscar
No. If I come in and I said, did you spray paint my tarp? And you look the other way and then five minutes late.
Trisha Paytas
No, you come in blazing. I would never be like, yeah, actually, girl, that was me. Like, no, no.
Oscar
The time that when I come in and I'm like, did you spray paint my tarp? And you're like. And I come back and you tell me that was when I asked is the time to tell me.
Trisha Paytas
Because that was time to cool down. And she was calmer afterwards. So she's like, okay. Like, girl, I was like, was me. I'm sorry.
Oscar
I love on your nerve. I really. She's one of my favorites. She's like my top four. But if that happened to me. And then she got mad at Lexi for being upset that you waited to tell me that you spray paint.
Trisha Paytas
No, that was funny.
Oscar
Uno, reverse.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. It's like, well, we both apologize to each other. I love. I would do that too. I'm like, well, we both were in the wrong. Were you? I don't know. But I mean, it was a blue tarp. I was confused what even happened because Moza had to explain to me, because I was like, well, it's tarp. Like, that's where they would spray paint. He's like, no, that was her material. I mean, that would be confusing. It's outside. It's blue tarp, and you're. That's where you go to spray paint. Like, I would also think that's. I mean, I kind of loved at the end. That challenge is diabolical, though, because, like, honestly, who can make any of that trash look good? You know what I mean? Even the winner. Did Sam Sparkle win or no? Was it Arietti?
Oscar
Arietti 1.
Trisha Paytas
Cuz even those two top looks, like, I just especially Sam Smart.
Moses
Like, I didn't love was not the.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, it was just like a bunch of bags put together, which maybe was very intricate and like, whatever. And I do love Sam. I do think she's, like, so pretty and gorgeous. But that challenge, I think it was.
Oscar
The best that they could do with, like, little trash. You know what I'm saying?
Trisha Paytas
That challenge was set up for people to fail. I think.
Oscar
I love it, though, because it's like old school Drag Race. I think in the old seasons, there was one. I think it was maybe it was Willem season, I think, where they literally made them dumpster dive for materials in West Hollywood or something in literal dumpsters. How to get, like, material to get.
Trisha Paytas
Like, tetanus shots after that. That's crazy. What season was that? Like four, I think.
Oscar
Four. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Some of the challenges, I'm like, okay, I love it.
Oscar
I love an old school kind of, like, make it work kind of moment. Oh, God, I love Drag Race so much.
Trisha Paytas
They have Drag Race three looks on the Runway. We're like, which one is the trash? There was like, a fish and there was this, and I'm just like, there were so many looks. I was like, guys, that's a lot of money. I know how much, like, one of those outfits cost.
Oscar
Yeah. Honestly, Tea, I think so much. Lexi Love said she had to get a second, like, a mortgage to dupe to pay for those looks, which is crazy.
Trisha Paytas
Well, I think Lux was here and she said 30,000 or something like that.
Oscar
My God, it is crazy.
Trisha Paytas
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Trisha Paytas
Lux outfit made. It was like $3,000 to like look like. I was like that's.
Oscar
And they have so many runways.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, it's wild. Yeah, they all good though. I do love it. I do love a Runway.
Oscar
And I, I love, I literally love all the queens so much. I really, really do. Like even Hormona losing Hermona. I was so sad because I love Hermona. Yeah, the girl I love Corey King. But she was bullying that poor girl for a while. I'm glad they're all sisters now. But I'm like, damn. But yeah, I'd love seeing Hunter Schaefer and Law Roach on this past episode. Hunter Schaefer Gorge Mama. That Hunter Shaffer is literally the most stunning person in the whole entire world. I was gagged.
Trisha Paytas
No, she serves all the time. Profit was so cute. Was she a flight attendant? I liked it.
Oscar
She was wearing the John Paul Gaultier Archive 2010. Yeah, she was giving. And I was thinking about this too. Love Hunter Shaver because she is so mysterious. Like I went to her Instagram like, damn. This girl only posts when she's in a campaign and has to love it. I, I know nothing really about her like life, but I wish you being mysterious.
Trisha Paytas
I love the idea, but I do. I want to report on everything that's happen, happening. Like that's so weird.
Oscar
I can't relate to it at all.
Trisha Paytas
Like, don't you want to tell people what you're doing in your life and the updates. Like I don't know. This gabbing and yapping is like fun.
Oscar
I guess if you're so pretty and successful, it's like, you know, you don't really need to, I guess but.
Trisha Paytas
But don't you want to?
Oscar
I don't know, I can't relate. I would love to interview Hunter Schaefer and just ask her about that. Like, I am curious.
Trisha Paytas
Like, girl, we want to know about your life. But, I mean, celebrities used to always be like that. Like, they'd always be, like, super about their privacy, which is, like, so weird to me because, like, you're famous. Like, don't you want attention? Guess not. Not for everybody.
Oscar
I think it shifted right, with, like, the reality stars, and then they were, like, sharing everything about their lives, and then, like, the YouTubers, and then it caused, you know, everyone to want to be, like, relatable, whatever. But now it's like, again, a reverse almost, where I think people are having more boundaries and being more private about things.
Trisha Paytas
Well, I think we should blame the Kardashians on this one because, like, like, you don't watch it. You don't watch.
Oscar
Last time I did watch the Kardashians is back on Hulu, and I'm suckered.
Trisha Paytas
In watching it again.
Oscar
If I didn't have to watch it for work, I wouldn't watch it.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, did you watch? You. Do you have to make.
Oscar
I have to cover it for work? Yes.
Trisha Paytas
What was the tick tock you got from it?
Oscar
Kourtney Kardashian eating at IHOP for her birthday.
Trisha Paytas
That was the tick tock. That's wild.
Oscar
And Chloe reuniting with Tris. Not Tristan. Lamar.
Trisha Paytas
That was the one for me where I'm just like, oh, my God. Like, that poor guy. I felt bad for Chloe about. For him. Like, why are we, like, dragging this up? He's calling her his wife. She's like, ew, why are you here late? Like, they were just so. It was just so sad to watch. Like, he wants her back. She's disgusted by him. So, like, I was like, what the hell is happening here? It just was like, oh, well, don't be 50 minutes late. I was like, damn, the call outs are real. And then everyone's like, oh, man. Like, Lamar loved her. It's just like, so much toxicity. Because then everyone in the comments like, lamar, give him another chance. I'm like, it sounds like she gave him, like, 30 chances.
Oscar
Yeah, she did give him a lot of chances.
Trisha Paytas
She was with him and sent him to rehab, bought a house next to her. Like, took care of him. Like, he cheated on her. He was doing crack. Like, it's just like, there's only so much you can take. And then the toxicity of, like, Lamar loved her. That was the true love. I'm like, this is why I hate The Internet. Sometimes I'm like, wides. And then obviously she's over it and doing this just for the storyline. And I was like, this is like, just. Can we all stop? I'm like, this is just so cringy to watch. And I don't think anybody enjoys watching it. I mean, people tune in, I guess, but.
Oscar
And that was, like, really the only thing that happened in the episode. Everything else was like, so la di da. Like, nothing really happened.
Trisha Paytas
IHOP was crazy. Like, oh, celebrate your birthday with your. Your family.
Oscar
We are going to ihop for my 45th birthday.
Trisha Paytas
Trying to be relatable.
Oscar
It honestly kind of worked, though, because it made me want ihop. I will. I'll give it to the girls.
Trisha Paytas
Their pancakes. We should go there, man. Their pancakes are so good because they have so many flavors. But she's not eating at high hop. I want to watch your attention.
Oscar
My obsession with the Kardashians is watching them eat because Kris Jenner on that plate of pancakes, she is cutting those pancakes like, 10 minutes.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
And then you look at the plate and they're like, only, like, this much is eaten. And it's. I'm obsessed with watching them eat in the background because they avoid eating.
Trisha Paytas
I would love to see if any of them digested it, though. I don't think, like, it's probably like, the old Shane Dawson technique. You just, like, spit it out after or something. If you even put. I don't think anyone digests the food. And, like, that's fine. I mean, no, it's not fine because that's, like, the toxicity of it, where people think, like, oh, my God, they're eating pancakes. Like, we can all eat pancakes and, like, look like that or whatever. But Courtney is so notoriously known for, like, not giving, like, sugar to her kids on their birthday. So why the hell is she eating at ihop, which is like, the most sugary processed food ever? It's so. That's what. I don't. That's what I'm saying. It's like me eating a turkey stuff again. It's like, that's not real. Like, don't sell that, Kim.
Oscar
They have the best hot chocolate in the world.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I know. Rewind the clip. When she's like, oh, no, there shouldn't be sugar in the Candy Land theme for my kids birthday. Like, she's so anti that. Which I was like, what the hell? You know, they got paid for that ihop. I wonder if they went to the one off Canon here.
Oscar
It was in Tarzana.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, there's an IHOP there. Is it off in Tura? Yeah, that one's still there. Is it kind of like, small, like in a shopping center?
Oscar
Center, yes. Yeah, they went to that one. It is funny living in the area of the Kardashians and then clocking where they go. I'm like, damn.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, we used to go to, like, I. Whenever we first started watching them, like, three years ago on Hulu. Like, we used to go to, like, everyone they went to. I think that's why we started going to Joey's, because they had the truffle fries. We started going there.
Oscar
They're there a lot.
Trisha Paytas
I think Maria's Italian Kitchen, I think they went to on the show. That's where we first heard of it. Right. I think they went to the one in Calabasas and it was like, black and white. And she met Scott and Chris were eating there, and I was like, oh, it looked fancy on the show. I was like, let's go there now. We love it. Crossroads. We go to for that. I think we, like, went to every place they ever ate at. I was like, oh, I want to go there, too. What's the other one? There's another one in Tarzana. It's the outdoor one.
Moses
Travis's Restaurant, too.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, Crossroads. Yeah, we went there. We were. That one where it was like. You might know. It's like, kind of on the way to you. Maybe, like, Woodland Hills area. It's like, oh, God. It, like, you go down. It's like in a garden. It's, like, outside eating, but it looks like it's a garden.
Oscar
I don't know.
Moses
Do you remember that one? I remember, but I don't remember the name.
Trisha Paytas
Okay. It's in, like, Woodland Hills. And they went there, too. Like, anywhere they go. We were just like, there. Yeah. You don't know that one.
Oscar
That's like, no.
Trisha Paytas
A lot of people eat there. I can't think of the name either.
Moses
But it's really nice, kind of hidden from the street.
Oscar
I love the hypocrisy of this episode of us clowning the cross then being like, actually, the influence.
Trisha Paytas
The influence is reality.
Moses
They promote local businesses.
Oscar
There you go.
Trisha Paytas
We do love skims. I do love skims so much. Like, I like. I know people are, like, boycotting it for a minute, but also, like, nothing else fits me. And it's so soft. And I love. I love skims. That's my new manifestations to be in a skims campaign. After, I was just like, oh, the card.
Oscar
And I did hear those Lemmy Pill. Those lemme gummies are good. I keep hearing really good things.
Trisha Paytas
I know Tara Yummy says she eats the whole bottle. I was like, wow.
Oscar
When I was in New York, everyone was talking about Lemmy. They're like, yeah, yeah.
Trisha Paytas
All right, let's go to Target. Let's try them.
Oscar
They're 30 bucks. So, like, damn, how good good they be?
Moses
She sent you a box.
Oscar
Probably Courtney sent you some.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Poosh sent me a little gift bag for Christmas.
Moses
A little big.
Trisha Paytas
I like two big bags. We should see what's in there. Maybe there's some. Is there.
Moses
Lemme in there on Patreon. We'll open it.
Trisha Paytas
It says Mary Pushmas.
Moses
I'm sure it's there because there's so much stuff.
Trisha Paytas
It is a bougie bag. I should probably open that. I was very excited, actually. One Poosh contest.
Oscar
Love you guys. Love your show.
Trisha Paytas
I mean, that's all you gotta take. If you ever hear me ever being like a hater, it's really probably out of jealousy.
Oscar
You know who I got really, really jealous of was Alex Cooper. And, like, it really kind of hit me.
Trisha Paytas
I can't with her. I know that same. I just. That could be me. That should be me.
Oscar
It really hit me because she was doing press in New Orleans for the super bowl, and then she talked about, like, how much money she makes, kind of. She got asked, in all fairness, she got asked, like, how does it feel being rich now? And she gave a really good answer. She's like, you know, I can't really enjoy my money right at this moment because I'm working so much. Maybe when I'm older and I put a lot of the money I make back into my company and hiring people and this, that. And then she got asked if she ever checks her bank account, and she's like, I don't check my bank account.
Trisha Paytas
I hate this answer so much. What do you mean? Not wishing anything on anyone. But, like, this is when people steal from people. This is how they take $7 million out of your bank account because you don't check it. Like, what the hell? I always thought that when, like, I think happened, it happens with so many people were like, oh, $10 million not missing. And I had no idea. I was like, I want it five times a day. Like, I know if like a hundred dollars, I'm like, okay, what is this? I start googling what the thing was. I was like, what is. Like, that's crazy to me. Like, that's. I just think that's so. It's Just not smart. It's just dumb because, like, there's so many things. Hacking, fraud, like, so many things. And maybe someone's checking it. It, but maybe they're not checking it good enough. Maybe they're also stealing some money from you here and there. Like, what the. Like, that's crazy when you're making. Especially with that much. I'd be checking 20 times a day. I'd be like, on it. Like, that's crazy to me. Like, what's the. Why they say that? Why do they say that? Like, to me, it's not even relatable. They say it to be like, I don't even know how much money I have in there. Like, what? I don't get it.
Oscar
I do think that was the vibe. Yeah. Like, I don't even, like, have to check, because I just know money's gonna be in there. She did allude that her husband is checking in on it.
Moses
And, like, I think that they have. Usually it's people that have a business manager that. That runs all that. But that's also the place. The vulnerability that there's a place somebody.
Trisha Paytas
Can steal that so much. Even little amounts, I'm like.
Oscar
And little amounts over time adds up. You know, they're like, oh, I'm gonna take this much. And then she's never gonna notice.
Trisha Paytas
I have someone that helps me, but, like, even my own tax payments, I do it myself. Cause it's just like, I don't know, what if it just shows. Franchise Tax board. But it's not going there. Like, I make sure I log into the little IRS myself. I do it myself. Like, I just. You, Tana, anybody. I'm just, like, constantly, like, doing the own. My own accounting, and I have something that helps me, but I'm like, no, I need to, like, know where everything is at, because it's, like, so frustrating. That's not. And I. I stand in the. Did you even check to see. Because I sent it to, like, her accountant. Her manager's like, yeah, like, look at it or whatever. I was just like, I'm so anal. I'm just, like, making sure everything gets in there. I don't know. It's so weird that people are. Are you checking yours now?
Oscar
Yeah, I do check.
Trisha Paytas
You also wear that mentality where, like, I don't check it.
Oscar
Yeah. But my mentality was the opposite where, like, I'll feel poor if I check my bank account, you know, because it's like, damn, a girl's got to work a lot. And then that's the amount that's in there. It's like, but I'm better. I learn from Emma Chamberlain. I guess she didn't check. She didn't. And that's how I learned I should.
Trisha Paytas
Because you learned it from me. Okay, like, wait, what?
Oscar
Yeah, I'm a Chamberlain.
Trisha Paytas
Please, everybody check it. Like, and especially if you're a 1% wealthy, like, keep looking. Those are who they're stealing from. Little increments amount like that. You'll end up like, shit's creek. You'll be like, just what? Where all our money go all of a sudden? So check your bank accounts, everybody. Because also, like, even people don't have money. Like, what if you have fraud? What if you, like, overdraft would have. Like, I checked it at all points in my life, and it's just so, so weird when people say that. So. Okay, well, I know Alice Cooper is one person I'm. Even before I went to college at. He was like, so jealous job and being like, these girls, like, why are they so popular? This could be me.
Oscar
I've never been more come up is, like, really fierce. I can't believe the fact she was a barstool employee. She really is like, the dream right now. Everyone wants to come to her. She's sold her show like, a million times. Well, not million. Two really big time for 100 million.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, it's. That's crazy. It is crazy.
Oscar
And then her. I didn't realize her Sirius XM deal, like, she has her own, like, radio station. So there's like the Daddy station where, like, she curates her own music to play at all times. And then she has another roster of talent just to do, like, little shows on Sirius. Like, damn, so jealous. I am actually really jealous.
Trisha Paytas
I don't, like, even, like, look at stuff she does or hear about her talk about it, because I'm just like, so. Okay, that's.
Oscar
That's.
Trisha Paytas
That should have been me. But okay.
Oscar
We'll just pretend her house is really. I really did the whole deep dive on Alex Cooper. Her house is gorgeous. Gorgeous. Husband.
Trisha Paytas
Husband.
Oscar
Look, that wedding Jasper Sphere. She's so pretty.
Trisha Paytas
She's actually, like, so nice in person, too, which sucks. Like, damn it.
Oscar
Like, what is wrong? There has to be something wrong with you, Alex Cooper. I'm gonna find out.
Trisha Paytas
I know because I Even when I even told her, like, I used to talk call her Daddy. She's like, I mean, yeah, I mean, everyone's been like that. It happens. Like, whatever. And I was like, she was so nice. I was like, that's what really Sucks. Oh, well, good to see her thriving, honestly.
Oscar
Right, right.
Trisha Paytas
You know, it gives you hope. And sometimes I'm like, well, she's so.
Oscar
Pretty, and I love when she wears her little sweatpants and uggs. I do. I do love it. I think she looks cute. I wish I looked like that when I swept my bags on. She has a beautiful face. Like, yeah, she is just living the life. I love that she gets all these people on her show. There's some people that are still a little delusional and think, like, she pays. Like, really? Come on. There's literally no way it's, like, such a popular podcast.
Trisha Paytas
Well, a lot of people think that I should. I. This is old tea now, but I should clarify that too. People thought I paid for my Broadway show.
Oscar
Oh, I saw that.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. People thought, like, oh, like this how. How she spends her money. How much does she pay them? Like, I didn't pay for zero anything, actually. And I didn't even have to pay for my hotel or flight, really. Like, I got that reimbursed, too. So it was. I paid for none of it. And the stars, they just donated their time. For real. They were just. It was for charity. They did donate. It's so funny, though, how people assume that. It's kind of like the Spencer. What he says is, like, before the fires, everyone was just like, oh, my God, they're broke. They're looking for money, they're desperate. And then like, when the fires happen, like, all these rich slabs, who cares? You know what I mean? And it's like, yeah, it is funny how people just kind of switch, whatever. But they showed the outside of their house, Spencer, and it was pretty humble. I mean, it's the Palisades. It's expensive, of course, but it was like 2300 square foot. It wasn't like, a mansion.
Oscar
Like, yeah, that's why, like, a lot of places in the Palisades, like, they. Obviously, it's a beautiful area, but not every house was, like, ginormous, like, mansion. There's a lot of, like, town homes. Homes. Like, yeah, you know, this, like, the. There's a weird, like, connotation of that area. But not everyone was living in these huge, gigantic mansions or anything.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, that's why, like, that they're, like, real about it because people really do. Or, like, they said, like, all their money was in the house and stuff like that.
Oscar
Because Spencer was beefing with Alex Cooper. Right. Because she wasn't promoting Heidi song or, like, she wasn't real.
Trisha Paytas
I thought he was just beefing with Anyone who didn't promote it, I know.
Oscar
Because on all of the Tick tocks I made, all the comments were like, she should have played Heidi Montag's music or whatever. I'm like, damn, I'm sorry.
Trisha Paytas
She didn't because a lot of people did. You know, I think that's like the one thing at the time where you're like, you feel so helpless. Like, well, this, this could help.
Oscar
I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
You know, it was going to like number one. They got Pitbull to remix it. What is the month are we in? Are we in February? Crazy this time of year. Like January through like May. I'm so confused on time and like what's. There's always chaos happening at this time. In a good way. There's always like a lot happening. Oh, last year I was pregnant.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
What was the year before? Did we do the podcast year before or.
Oscar
No, no, we started after. You were doing Colleen. Ah, yes.
Trisha Paytas
I'm saying, God, that was a chaotic. From January to May. That was. Colleen was like the end of the cast. But there was like one thing after other. We were just doing and trying and things were just like failing and flopping. I think there was like a documentary I was doing that kind of like flopped. Didn't like come out because it just was weird. It was. We're kind of trying everything that. Yeah, that's right. That was. Was. Yeah. It's springtime is always just a little bit chaotic, but hopefully it's a good chaotic this year on. On tour now ar. It's going to be chaotic. Normally wearing hospital gowns. These are kind of comfy. They're cute, right? They're so comfortable.
Oscar
I didn't know it was a hospital gown until you said it.
Trisha Paytas
Really?
Oscar
Yeah. I thought it was just polka dots.
Trisha Paytas
No, I think Sabrina Carpenter wore it in Taste. I think she had one like this.
Oscar
Oh yeah, yeah. When she got her arms or when she got stabbed or something.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. Did you ever see Death Become sir?
Oscar
No, but I know Taste was inspired by it.
Trisha Paytas
No, same. I knew it too. And I never saw. I never even saw the movie until I saw the Broadway show and I love the Broadway show that I watched.
Oscar
Oh, so you just saw it recently?
Trisha Paytas
I did. I literally. But you know, I always thought, well, you did. You had Blockbusters when you were a kid.
Oscar
Yes, of course.
Trisha Paytas
So I would go into like the rental. The video rental places and I would see the poster. Cuz it was such like a poster. It was the one with like the hole between the girl and like There was, like, a candlestick. And I always thought, like, that looks such a weird poster. And the one head is, like, turned around. It's Bruce Willis, Goldie Hawn, and Meryl Streep. So it's like, it was big. Remember thinking it looked weird as a kid. But it's pretty good. I'm sorry, you haven't watched it? It seems gay. Like, I think it's a gay movie that people like, right? I don't know.
Oscar
I think so, too.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. I don't know. In the musical, there's a whole number called I Do it for the Gays, which is like, gaze, but it's all very gay. They performed on Jimmy Fallon like, a week ago. It's really good. Love it. Love the gays. Why do people love that pun so much? Like, I do it for the gays. But it's like, like, that gaze. The eyes. The eye gaze.
Oscar
I haven't really heard it.
Trisha Paytas
Katy Perry, she'd be like, I don't do it for the male gaze. I do it for the male gaze. Like, I feel like everyone always uses this, like. Oh, like in the caption. I don't know. I hear it all the time.
Oscar
I don't want to hear it that much. But, yeah, it's cute.
Trisha Paytas
But I also, like. It's the name of my new album for the gays. G A Z E.
Oscar
Did you know Jessica Alba was kidnapped?
Trisha Paytas
No. Recently or when she was a kid?
Oscar
It didn't have as good. I. I am so bad at trolling because there's this whole fake story about how Jessica Alba was kidnapped and it went viral last week because everyone believed it, but it ended up being a hoax. But. And I wanted to troll you and make you think it was real, but I just can't do it. I'm not a troll.
Trisha Paytas
You are. Good. I just don't care about. I was like, well, that sounds good. That sounds right. I mean, I don't know. Not good. But I never care. Like, I know. And that's like, whatever. But it's just like, she's always been that celebrity. She's gorge, of course. But, like, that just seemed kind of boring. And I'm like, I don't care.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Vanessa Lachey. Like, I don't care when stuff comes up. I'm like, that's okay.
Oscar
Viral hoax that she got kidnapped. And when she was filming Flipper, the.
Trisha Paytas
Dolphin movie, how old was she?
Oscar
She. There was a show, a Flipper show inspired by the movie when she was 15. And this went viral last week. And this. The Hoax goes. She vanished on set of Flipper in Australia, and a search team went looking for her for over 14 hours. And she was eventually found blindfolded, gagged and bound in the boot of an abandoned car. The culprit was never found and an investigation was launched, but there were no leads or witnesses, so the case went cold. And allegedly she had been receiving very disturbing phone calls in the days and weeks ahead of the kidnapping. And this tweet went viral. And then I. I remember looking up and I was like, damn, wouldn't I know Jessica Alba was kidnapped. I feel like, right, that's a story you would hear a lot, right?
Trisha Paytas
Maybe not back then. You probably weren't even born. Because then she lied. She's older than me.
Oscar
Back in the day, like, I watched so many Eashu Hollywood stories and stuff. I feel like that would be a big. And I had a true crime era where I was watching a lot of true crime videos.
Trisha Paytas
Like, I thought you would know.
Oscar
I thought I would know. And then I remember Googling and like, there was all these articles about it, like, on Daily Mail. Hello. Like, they were all. It was all the same story. So I'm like, damn. I guess this did happen. And then it got so viral that then people found this old quote that she did in. In the early 2000s where Complex asked her. Complex. In 2005, she did an interview with Complex magazine and she was asked about the kidnapping. Claims the interviewer asked, according to the Internet, while you were filming the remake of Flipper, you were kidnapped. Is that accurate? And she just replied, no. And then they had a follow up. So you were never kidnapped. And then she said, again, no.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, maybe it's a trauma response. Maybe she doesn't want to talk about it.
Oscar
I love this conspiracy that.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, because like, that is crazy.
Oscar
Boston conspiracy. You're right. Well, I guess we can do it ourselves.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Let's do a Shane episode. I'm weirdly back on Shane Talk. I see all of him at Disneyland and I'm like, oh, my God, why am I seeing so much Shane Dawson, Shane and David making the comeback.
Oscar
Well, to be fair, Shane, the comeback has been back for.
Trisha Paytas
Right, that's true. Come back in my mind, I guess. What would we investigate if she's been kidnapped?
Oscar
If it was a real.
Trisha Paytas
If there's articles about it, it seems legit.
Oscar
But they all have the same, like, copy paste. Like, they have the same information. Like, no one actually has, like, any documents or anything because there had to have been a police report or something.
Trisha Paytas
Well, fly to Australia and find it.
Oscar
Get to the bottom of it.
Trisha Paytas
Maybe someone had interview the dolphin from Flipper and see have you heard anything about it? That dolphin's probably. How long is their life expectancy?
Oscar
That's a good question.
Trisha Paytas
30 years.
Oscar
Do dolphins live? Live? I know whales live a long time.
Trisha Paytas
Well, you would know. You love whales.
Oscar
Oh, wow. Okay. Up to 60 years.
Trisha Paytas
Wow.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
So could still be wrong.
Oscar
Yeah. That dolphin is a good witness.
Trisha Paytas
That's true. And, you know, they're the only. I think I learned this from Tana. They're the only animal besides humans that have sex for pleasure.
Oscar
Really?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. I don't know if that's true. Tana told me, but.
Moses
People, yeah, I.
Trisha Paytas
Feel like they just love to be horny.
Oscar
I do have a dolphin hot topic, but I. That I will get to in a second. But I remember when I first heard the story, this was my initial thought. So, like, everyone was like. When everyone thought this was real, people were like, oh, yeah, she did get kidnapped, but she just doesn't talk about it. And then I was thinking, if I was kidnapped, I don't think I would shut up about it. And that's. I know that's me without the trauma, but that's. Every episode of this podcast would be like, and Oscar was kidnapped, question mark. You know what I mean?
Trisha Paytas
Like, yeah, I've been kidnapped a few times. I don't talk about it because. Because I remember I was on Caller Daddy, and I remember not thinking it was a big deal. And then, like, everyone's like, what? And I was like. Not to say it's not a big deal, but I do think you, like, suppress it a little bit, because even when I'm writing my book, that's, like, not part of it. Like, do I go into detail? But it's like, God, like, is it my fault? Because I don't remember, because I was definitely, like, on drugs or whatever. Because it's like, how do you just end up in the back of, like, a bed of a pickup truck? You know what I mean? Like, you don't. That doesn't happen. And if you don't have the explanation, people are just like, well, it's your fault. You know what I mean? Like, whatever. So it is kind of. I would assume something, honestly, when people would ask me about my kidnapping. Now, if it wasn't here, I'd be like, no, no, that didn't happen. I was on drugs. I don't know what I was talking about. You know, I'd probably be the Jessica Elba effect. So I Think she might have been.
Oscar
Well, how? Because I guess it is, like, such a random thing to invent. And the fact that this was going around since she was like, 15 years old. This rumor is kind of weird, right?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. I don't think you just, like, would make it up. Technically. I don't know if it's can happen because I was over 18. Maybe I was abducted. I think that was the. The difference. But I do think it's still connected and stuff. Yeah. I don't know. Abducted, I guess.
Oscar
I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I mean, the her saying no, that's it.
Oscar
That's true. Literally just said no.
Trisha Paytas
No. Laugh, guys. Like, come on. Like what? You know what I mean? Like, that's what I would do if I was like, so not true. But, yeah, get like.
Oscar
I don't know where that came from. Okay, you're right. Now, now I get why people are so into conspiracies. The Shane Dawson effect. Because I don't. Like, I do have questions. Like, the. On. The only time she ever said no was this one interview in 2005. Like, what?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, when she was, like, really popping. This was probably like her Sin City era, where she's like, just everywhere.
Oscar
All right. And Fantastic Four, I think was this time.
Trisha Paytas
She's in Fantastic Four?
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
She in the new one?
Oscar
No.
Trisha Paytas
Is there any girls in the new one?
Oscar
Yeah. Vanessa Kirby.
Trisha Paytas
Who's Vanessa Kirby?
Oscar
She was in Mission Impossible and something else that I'm. Something else that was pretty big that I'm forgetting. But she's really pretty.
Trisha Paytas
So it's Vanessa Kirby, Petra Pascal, Joseph Quinn, and who's the other one?
Oscar
Ebon Moss. I'm pronouncing his last name wrong, but from the. The cousin. Cousin from Cocaine Bear. Wait, cocaine?
Trisha Paytas
Cocaine Bear? What is that?
Oscar
The bear?
Trisha Paytas
Is that two different things?
Oscar
Cocaine Bear is a movie about a bear on cocaine. The bear is the cooking show.
Trisha Paytas
I get those two confused too. That's. Why are there two of them?
Oscar
I was thinking about you getting them confused as I said it.
Trisha Paytas
So I think there is a cocaine bear. The bear. Okay. Are you watching it?
Oscar
Fantastic Four or the Bear?
Trisha Paytas
Fantastic Four?
Oscar
Yeah. I am excited for Fantastic Four. I'm like a very mar. Like, I'm a comic book kind of boy.
Trisha Paytas
You love Marvel.
Oscar
I do, but I love the comic books. And the comic books are very gay, so that explains a lot as well.
Trisha Paytas
But while you would love the newest episode of Views with David Dobrik, he talks about seeing Tom Holland and someone else. One of the other Spider Toby guy at A bar. And how Zane spoiled it that the spider mans were all reuniting in the Spider man whatever movie that was. And he said he loves Marvel more than anything in the world. So that Zane spoiled it for him, ruined it. And I was like, okay, loser, there's.
Oscar
The tea that you got.
Trisha Paytas
That's the tea from five years ago when this. It's like, what are we talking about? Why are we talking about this? He's like, guys, I saw Tom Holland and Toby Maguire at a bar. And I was like, whoa, they're gonna be in the new Spider Man. And I was like, wait, but did that movie come out, like, four years ago? Like, it's so weird. Like, the t. As if he just saw this happen.
Oscar
David reported that?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, David was telling the story of how he saw this happening in. This was filmed two days ago.
Oscar
And then.
Moses
Is he recycling old clips maybe?
Trisha Paytas
Because he was like, zayn was with me. And I told Zane not to say anything. And then Zane said on the podcast, and then TMZ picked it up, and that's how everyone knew they were going to be in the movie.
Oscar
No, no, no one knew from. Zayn had Jazzy, but no, everyone had room. Andrew Garfield could barely keep his mouth shut for the first off. And then he was ordering, like, door dash on the set of Spider Man. And the door dasher was like, hey, why are you, like, on this set?
Trisha Paytas
Yes. Ordering door dash.
Oscar
Andrew Garfield and the door.
Trisha Paytas
Was that a spider man he put under his name?
Oscar
Yes. And then the door dash.
Trisha Paytas
Why would his name be on it? Like, I never even get my own doordash. Like, why. Why is he getting the doordash at Sony?
Moses
I'm just saying, the door that you're in all the way to the street.
Oscar
And there's so many leakers on all these Marvel sets. So everyone. Everyone knew because no one in Sony can. Zane Hijazi didn't break the story. I'm sorry. That actually was crazy.
Trisha Paytas
Listen to it. That was the tea that I got from David.
Oscar
Oh, my God.
Trisha Paytas
The tea from four years ago. I was like, what the hell is this? I hate it so much. I can't stop listening to it. I was like, I hate this. I really. I don't. If I'm not in the car, I'm not listening to it, but, oh, my God, I need to find a podcast to listen to, actually. Like, I need to find something that, like, is good. There's just none except ours. Sometimes Moses, ours in the car. I'm like, that's crazy.
Oscar
I listen to I watch and listen to really really random things. So I can't even like send you on the right direction.
Trisha Paytas
Okay, so it's nothing. Give me nothing.
Oscar
No, I really have not. The stuff I listen. You wouldn't like them.
Moses
I listened to telepathy tapes, but it was only. It was only eight episodes. Like it's over every day. I was like before we go to bed.
Trisha Paytas
Oh yeah. Like oh. I asked him like he's going to buy his account. I'm gonna listen to the slopothy tapes. I'm like why is happening? And he always tells me the same. Same premise. Which is like autistic kids who can't speak can like tell like talk to each other. So I was like. And I like it, I get it. But also like I don't understand like why you love it so much.
Moses
You just love bigger implications to it.
Trisha Paytas
Okay, well. Period. Do you think you're telepathic?
Moses
No.
Trisha Paytas
Do you want to be?
Moses
Well, in my dreams I think I can go places, but.
Oscar
Oh, that is very X Men.
Moses
Well that's. That's what's interesting is that they all meet the place from all over the world. They meet in one place and they.
Oscar
Talk on the astral plane.
Moses
You know, information and knowledge. Then I realized in my dreams I do go to the same places all the time.
Trisha Paytas
The same place as them?
Moses
No, I don't know. But I'm going to same places. So I'm like, oh, so those places are a place. It is a real place.
Oscar
Or like fnaf. When the little kids.
Trisha Paytas
That's what I was thinking too. You're all in the forest together.
Oscar
Yeah.
Moses
But if one thing I know for sure because it happens so many times. If I'm at a house and in that house, house, somebody or something died. I will see it in the dream at night. So that's. That's what I know for sure because happened so many times.
Trisha Paytas
Wait, if someone dies in real life, you see it in the dream at night?
Moses
No, if at the place at the house, I will see it. Like for example, it used to happen to me when I was a kid. My. We had a German shepherd that grew up with us. Like pretty much was like our. Like our nanny. The. The dog.
Trisha Paytas
Okay.
Moses
And then after she passed, I would like. It's like a. Like you're in your dream, but you're awake. You know, you can't move. You're paralyzed. And I would see this dog sitting next to my bed and it would freak me out. Cuz I was a little kid and Then over the years, I realized it was her. She was just sitting by my bed, watching over me.
Trisha Paytas
Wow.
Moses
But it would happen night after night after night.
Trisha Paytas
And is here now?
Moses
She's not here. She's.
Trisha Paytas
She in the room with us.
Moses
No.
Trisha Paytas
You haven't seen her in your dreams. That's sad.
Oscar
He has to be in the air. He has to need to be in the physical. Yeah. Oh.
Moses
But the way I found out.
Trisha Paytas
That's crazy.
Moses
So these years later, when I was at a friend's house, I had one of those dreams, and there were two cats, like a black one and a red one. And I kind of, like, reach out to the red one and the black one. When I reached out, it kind of beat me. And then I woke up. And then. I don't know even why, but at breakfast I asked them, did you guys ever have cats in this house? They're like, yeah, we had the red one and a black one. And the black one was really mean.
Oscar
That's scary.
Moses
And that's how I found out that I have that ability. And then. And all the dreams I had before that flashed, I was like, oh, my God, all of those were real.
Trisha Paytas
You're like Pet Sematary in your head.
Moses
So, like. So like our house. I know. Here nothing ever happened.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses
And that's why I have to be at the place.
Trisha Paytas
Really?
Moses
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Even all our poor little mouses.
Oscar
The mice.
Trisha Paytas
Aw, I hope they're okay. Damn. Okay, well, that's crazy. I didn't know that about you.
Moses
That's why whenever we buy a house, I have to stay there.
Trisha Paytas
Then you're Ace Ventura, pet psychic, medium.
Oscar
Well, it would work for people, right, too? Or. No, only animals.
Moses
Yeah, well, animals. I just haven't been, I guess, in a house or a person.
Oscar
But it could potentially. Yeah. So it's not just.
Trisha Paytas
Well, we don't know, because it hasn't happened with a human, with him. But I'll say it's a pet connection. That's crazy. Okay. Well, damn. I used to want to, like. I think we talked about this. We had this in common, where we wanted to, like, wish we could, like, move, like, lift things with our mind. Oh, yeah, it's very Matilda. Or, like, there was a girl. Oh, God. Secret World of Alex Mack. And she could, like.
Oscar
Oh.
Trisha Paytas
Move things with her fingers. I wanted to do that so bad. Did you ever think you could do that?
Oscar
Not that mine is a little bit more embarrassing because I loved X Men as a kid and my favorite X Men could go through walls. So I would run into this one closet door down our hall. Like I would run down a hallway into a closet door, waiting for me to see if I could go through it.
Trisha Paytas
And you tried?
Oscar
I tried a lot. I ran into that door a lot.
Trisha Paytas
And you would just like fall over.
Oscar
I just run into something.
Trisha Paytas
What was it made out of? Wood?
Oscar
Yeah. And she had. I remember in the comic she had headaches and then that's when she. So anytime I had a headache take, I was like, oh, this is it. And then I would go running into her.
Trisha Paytas
What character is this?
Oscar
Her name is Kitty Pride.
Trisha Paytas
Who plays her in the movies? Anyone?
Oscar
Elliot Page played her in one of the movies.
Trisha Paytas
But as she walked through walls. Yeah, it's a weird superpower to have.
Oscar
Oh, I love it.
Trisha Paytas
Why would you want to do that?
Oscar
Because it's so cool. Let's go through the door. No, but then in my head, like, I thought about it a little dubiously because I was like, oh, I can just walk into a bank and take money.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, well, you can also just do that by walking in with a mask.
Oscar
Probably it's a little bit harder. No. And no one can ever like hit you or anything because you like. No one can touch you.
Trisha Paytas
That's kind of cool, I guess.
Oscar
Yeah. See? All right, I go through traffic because if she isn't like in a vehicle, she can make everything she touches go through. So I'm like, oh, I would never be in traffic. Cuz we could just drive through.
Trisha Paytas
I don't know about that one. That one sounds crazy. Who did that one? It was Stanley do that one. Fantastic Four. But Marvel, I don't know.
Oscar
Jack Kirby did Fantastic Four. I forgot who created her for X. Amazing. Oh my God.
Trisha Paytas
Is his Nepo baby in the new one no relation to Vanessa Kirby?
Oscar
That's a good question.
Trisha Paytas
That's crazy though.
Oscar
That's wild.
Trisha Paytas
There is 23andMe on it. Damn. All right, well, we all have our little psychic abilities here. Yes.
Oscar
Back to the dolphin Hot Topic. I have. Adult male dolphins have been caught peeing in the air. And it's a new.
Trisha Paytas
Well, that seems normal. They're always flipping around. Where else would they pee?
Oscar
Well, it's. It's a new way for them to. To communicate. It's a. In the Amazon, in the Amazon, these dolphins are called bodos. They pee in. In the air and then it attracts another male dolphin to come. And then they go. They swim in the area where they were peeing. And this is something that was just discovered recently. Aerial urination.
Trisha Paytas
Okay.
Moses
I thought they were just trying to Keep the water clean.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Wait, is it like in the wild or in captivity?
Oscar
In the wild, yeah. These. Dolph. These dolphins are only in the wild.
Trisha Paytas
Okay. Well, it's natural to just pee wherever I.
Oscar
Well, they turn around, they pee in the air, and then it's. In order to communicate to another male. And there's like a urinator and then there's a receiver and it takes.
Trisha Paytas
Marking the territory.
Oscar
Yeah. And then. But they like. The theory is that the bristles on the dolphin's snout may be acting as chemical sensors and detecting the urine and it's. It often occurs in the presence of other males and it serves as a social or communicative. Communicative function beyond the psych. The physiological need for water elimination. But I just thought it was dubious because I'm like, of course the male dolphins are pissing in the air. I was like, that is such a guy thing.
Trisha Paytas
Well, girls can't do it. How are they going to aim it up there?
Oscar
I mean, the dolphins don't have. The penises are not like it's just coming out.
Trisha Paytas
They have a penis.
Oscar
They do, but it like retracts, you know, when they pee. No, no, but there's video of this happening and their penises aren't up in the air peeing.
Trisha Paytas
Well, neither is yours when you're peeing, but it still can aim better than mine. If there was a cake in the urinal, you could hit it and I couldn't. So that's why I'm saying the dolphins in the air. If I'm in the air, I'm not gonna be able to flip and pee. But you could. You know what I mean? There would be a stream. Mine would go down, gravity and go down.
Oscar
Wait, what?
Trisha Paytas
Yes. If I'm flipping, mine's gonna go down. Yours could flip up, but even if it's not out.
Oscar
But I don't think, like female dolphins have the same vagina place right now.
Trisha Paytas
Sex. They're mammals.
Oscar
They have vaginas. Right, but they don't.
Trisha Paytas
There's penis and vaginas.
Oscar
Yes, but they both have slits. Like even the male dolphins have slits, but the penis comes out of their slits.
Trisha Paytas
Right, Right. So same. We all have fas. One has a penis on it.
Oscar
I think the pe is coming out the same for dolphins.
Trisha Paytas
No, no, they come out the penis.
Oscar
But I. What? He comes out of the slit.
Moses
He thinks they be inside.
Trisha Paytas
Inside themselves.
Oscar
But you know, I know the penis with dolphins comes out and then it could wrap around you and then drown you. But in the videos, in the videos of these dolphins. There. The penis isn't out. Like, they're. They're not sticking their penis out.
Trisha Paytas
Saying, though, like, you wouldn't look at yours and be like, it's sticking out, but it's there. I mean.
Oscar
Oh, I see. I see what you're saying.
Trisha Paytas
It has to come out of something. The pee doesn't come out of the slot. It comes out of the penis.
Oscar
I see what you mean. I guess that kind of makes sense. I don't know. I would be interested to see how.
Trisha Paytas
Both of us were upside down. The more in. In motion. Like, the chances of yours creating a stream over mine because mine's just gonna trickle down my leg.
Oscar
They're not in motion. They're laying on their back.
Trisha Paytas
Back.
Oscar
Some pain in the air.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Even more so then. So, yeah, that makes more sense. Mine's gonna just go straight down. Yours could go up. Yeah, they're not flipping. I thought they were flipping in the air.
Oscar
No, they're just laying, like, on their backs in the water. And then pissing and shooting up and then. Yeah. There's video for Jimmy to insert. I did save the video.
Trisha Paytas
Let's not insert it. We'll get flagged.
Oscar
Not gonna get flag for nature.
Trisha Paytas
Yes, you can. We would. Let's censor it or just go on Patreon or something.
Oscar
No, put it in, Jimmy. Nature. We need it.
Trisha Paytas
Jimmy. I think even pee you can't put on YouTube. You can't show someone peeing.
Oscar
It's not someone. It's a dolphin.
Trisha Paytas
Well, exactly. That is some. That's a human. That's something. A mammal.
Oscar
Oh.
Moses
Because there's someone somewhere. We'll find it.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Peter's gonna come for you. Being like that actually is a person. That is a being. It's a. It's a being.
Oscar
It's a being.
Trisha Paytas
It's a living being.
Moses
Are considered to be a person.
Oscar
Yeah, they're very. The dolphins are smart. The very. That's my whole platform. You don't have to teach me about dolphins being sentient. I get it.
Trisha Paytas
Well, maybe you learn about their genitals.
Oscar
That's true. I do need to learn about. But I don't know. I guess that makes sense in my head. Well, seeing the slit that it comes out of, I'm like, okay. I don't know. To me, I'm just like, this would be the men that are doing all this, and it would be the men that are wanting to receive the pee.
Trisha Paytas
Why do they want to receive it?
Oscar
It's like some. They're communicating Somehow by, like, the male peeing and then another male coming to get peed on.
Trisha Paytas
People do that a lot? Or animals do that a lot. I mean, dogs, My mice do they. Wait, so like, we once had a mice in our car in the hood of our car. And another mice kept coming back and, like, chewing it, and then we get it, and we're like, what the hell? Yeah, it would chew. And so we'd get the wire fixed, whatever, and then more mice would come back. I'm like, why the mice keep going back? Because they, like, created their, like, little scent or something, right? There's, like, a scent in there. Not anytime recently. This while ago, but it was like, there's, like, a little scent. And the mice kept coming back. They still were, like, getting into the car, and we're like, what the hell's happening? Like, and they would eat the little wire and they kept coming back. It was so weird. And we didn't know why we put drops. We did everything. And they kept coming into the car to. To die, I guess. I'm not sure what they were doing. The poison wasn't in the car to.
Moses
The smell of the pee.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, was the pee. Was it pee, you think?
Moses
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
No, we know that the mice pee. So, yeah, I think animals just do. This makes sense. Me and Joey peed around our houses.
Oscar
It did give me very that. It did give me very. You guys peeing around your house too?
Trisha Paytas
Natural. Sterile. Good luck. Sterile. Peace. Sterile.
Oscar
Is it really?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
Again, I don't like pee either. I don't like.
Trisha Paytas
No, I don't like it. But you can drink it if you need to. If you're, like, on an island, could you really?
Oscar
Yeah, I guess. In Hunger Games, maybe.
Moses
I know it will hydrate you.
Trisha Paytas
You don't think it's too salty?
Moses
I think you need to, like, filter it out or something.
Trisha Paytas
We need to get that filter upstairs in our water. I drink tap water and everyone's scared me. I need to stop drinking it or.
Oscar
Refill the spark I was ordering.
Trisha Paytas
We could filter that too, I guess. Unfiltered. Maybe that's why Zany called it unfiltered. Unfiltered pee isn't. I have an influencer. Hot Topic.
Oscar
Oh, yeah? What is it?
Trisha Paytas
This one was really viral yesterday for me on TikTok. I got. I think I have 4 million views on my TikTok about it. You see the poppy vending machines?
Oscar
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
So all the influencers. This is like the new tarte trip. Everyone is very divided about it on TikTok. And it's all over my fyp, my whole thing. And I was so excited because I finally had something to contribute to this. But I guess all these influencers were getting Poppy vending machines. So you saw the delivery?
Oscar
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
I think Jake Shane got it. This other girl of DIA I follow. I want to say Nabella got it. Like, all these, like, influencers. I follow, got him. I didn't think anything of it because I was like, who the hell wants a poppy machine? That's my first thought. Nabella, who I love so much, she's this, like, vlogger in, like, Connecticut. Her aesthetic is gorge. She has, like, clean, like, white, like, mansion. Like, she's just very, like, like, everything's bright, and she cooks, and she's just, like, the perfect, like, housewife. And her house is so aesthetic. You know who I'm talking about? Noella. She. She, like I said, everything is just clean. Everything is very, like, minimalistic. It's just, like, clean white, beige, everything. And I saw. And it's beautiful. She's got this new house. It's like, mansion, and it's an old colonial, like, style house. And the poppy machine comes and be delivered. It's this bright pink neon machine in her house. I was like, what the hell? Like, this is not her aesthetic. This is so weird. But then I saw everyone getting the these, and they were tagging at Poppy, and I was like, okay, they're probably, like, getting paid for it or whatever. My first thought was, like, it was ugly as hell. I wouldn't want that. I'd be like, where is that going? It would fit our aesthetic. But I was like, what? But everyone was pissed. They're like, why are influencers getting these $25,000? Because then Olipop enters the chat and is like, in all the comments of all these things and, like, yeah, and they cost $25,000. Everyone, like, this is out of touch. Why are they giving to influencers when we could have unlimited poppy, like, at a college, you know, you know, station or, you know, laundromat or something where people could, you know, use free Poppy. And so Olipop was like, yeah, and they cost $25,000, and they're just giving them to these influencers. But then I saw, I think one of the influencers get it. I hope I'm saying her name right. I think it's Vidya. I think is her name. She. She was saying that they didn't get to keep it. She was like, oh, well, we don't even get to keep it. You know, they Took it back or whatever. Which was my tea, where I enter the chat that you were here the day Poppy.
Oscar
Oh, yes.
Trisha Paytas
I didn't know. They're just like, oh, we're gonna give you a. Get a. Like, we're gonna send them to your house on Friday. I was like, okay, so we're doing Patreon. And then Moses like, oh, come here. Like, there's something to show you. I walk out, and this was, like, a month ago. I don't know. There was, like, this big poppy case, and they make this huge presentation. They're like, okay, unlock the code. You have to, like, do a secret word whatever. And what would you call it? Like, it opened up like a. Like a trunk. Like a holographic trunk. Probably my height. It was so big. One side was just all the new poppy. It was like a cream soda poppy. And then the other side was all merch. And it was. First of all, the coolest part was the. The holographic thing. The first thing I said, it's on camera. I looked it all in. I don't care. I wasn't getting paid. I was just like. I thought it was a PR package. I was like, whatever. I didn't even. I didn't even post it originally because I thought it was kind of awkward anyways. I was like, it's kind of awkward. I don't know. But the first thing I said was like, oh, do I get to keep this? This is so cool. And the person's like, no. It's like, what? Yeah. They literally took it back the same day. Like, it was like, not even. I think the poppy machines, they got to keep for a while, and then maybe they had to return them or something. But this one, they took it back the same day with them, and they had all these poppy cans, and then they had all the merch, and they had, like, merch separate, like, in little bags for me. But they only gave me one can of poppy. And everyone's like, you didn't even get all the poppy on the side. I was like, no, I got one. I think my mom got a can. You got a can? And we got a glass draw. My mom was so excited by the glass draw.
Moses
Wow.
Trisha Paytas
Glass draw. So bougie. But it was so. I thought it was so weird, too. I was like, what the hell? And, like, I guess if they're getting paid to promote it, like, whatever. I guess it's, like, a little cooler. But everyone's pissed. Everyone's, like, thinking, like, the tart trip was like, wow, how out of Touch is this. Like, Poppy should be sending it to the customers. And Olipop's like, yeah, we would send it to the customers. But I was like, first of all, who the hell wants a puppy machine in their house? Would you want that?
Oscar
I mean, me personally, right now, I don't have room for all that. But I think if I had a mansion.
Trisha Paytas
He still, what, for the free poppy. But do you get free poppy, or do they just give you that and then you have to do the maintenance? It's loud, the electricity. Like, are they gonna restock it for you? Probably not. You're not. I mean, you have to get paid a lot if you're like, oh, what should I get for my puppy machine today? That was crazy. And so everyone's pissed about it, but I was like, who wants it anyways? It's not like it's a tart trip. Also, at the end of the day, I was like, I mean, it's like. I mean, it is advertising. Like, it's like, whatever. Like, you know what I mean? It's like. Like an advert. I'm conflicted because I hate the tart strips. I think they're so gross and out of touch. This. I'm like, it's a. It's a freaking vending machine. Who wants a vending machine?
Oscar
I kind of think I would be into a vending machine, now that I think about it.
Trisha Paytas
That's crazy if it's my aesthetic, and I don't even want that in my house. Just loud. It's in the way.
Oscar
Is it loud?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, vending machines are loud. I don't know if that one's loud, but even when the poppy came to our house, I didn't want to keep it. But I was also like, where would I go with it? Probably, I guess. But, I mean, is it like a hard trip where you're like, damn, this is so out of touch?
Oscar
I guess if they are $25,000. And then also, like, what do you do with them after the fact? Like, when, say, they take them back and then what happens?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I guess they just.
Moses
But somebody analyzed it, and they showed, like, all the influencers that got those. Each one got, you know, 3 to 6 million views, and they kind of compiled it together, and, like, the amount of money they spent on the machines compared to the views they got. Got any other. You know, when you do a commercial, there's so much waste, right? Like, they would make that machine just for the commercial and throw it away right after. So they show that, you know, they got their money worth as far as views. But then also, the other company just.
Trisha Paytas
Rode along, was like, in everybody's comments.
Moses
They'Re like, in people's comments. And they're like, send us a dm. We'll send you. So both companies kind of, like, benefited from it. But Olipop is smart because they didn't put a dollar.
Trisha Paytas
Never even heard of Olipop. I thought it was like a fake parody account. A Poppy. I was like, what the hell is an Ollipop? It was so crazy. It was so weird. And I put my. I threw my video out there. I was like, let me throw this up there. Got like 4 million views. I was like, well, I guess everyone's talking about Poppy. Which is kind of, I guess, what they want.
Moses
And I did see their. Their clothing at Target. They do have it.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, they do have a Poppy line.
Oscar
I didn't know that.
Trisha Paytas
It's cute. The sweats are cute. My thing was like. I remember I asked the lady, she's like, it's a prebiotic soda. I'm like, what's prebiotic? She's like, like, probiotic. Nobody knows in the comments what it was. We don't know if that's right or whatever. But it was crazy. Their marketing is wild. I think it's like you said, it's like a Super bowl commercial where it's like less money than a Super bowl commercial and you probably get more influence. Yeah, but I was coming for those influencers because the influencers they sent it to are kind of wholesome. Like the three I mentioned. They're very wholesome. Very, like, clean girl family. Daya has a husband and two kids. Jake Sheen's very obviously brand friendly and with all the celebrities. And Nabella is super, like, clean and wholesome. So it is kind of funny that people they picked because they already are, like, affluent influencers. So it is kind of funny. The people, they went with the vending machines.
Oscar
Is there any influencer that would get that many views that. Isn't Alex affluent?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I'm sure. Like, well, I don't want to call anyone out, but there's some people we follow that live in, like, you know, like Alina. She's in a mobile home. And you know what I mean? I feel like I would love to see her get it. Cause she has the influences. You know what I mean? I don't know. I know what you mean. LA influencers.
Moses
Well, at the beginning. When you catch them at the beginning.
Oscar
True.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, that's true. I see what you're saying. I Guess like, the big ones would be, like, Jake Shane is obviously influential. Does it make you want to buy a poppy? I don't know. I haven't bought a poppy, but I.
Oscar
Don'T know if it makes me want to buy a poppy. But, I mean, maybe if I act. No, I don't think it does, but I'm not really like, a drink kind of girl. I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
I feel like you love a drink.
Oscar
I love anything that will give me.
Trisha Paytas
You have Celsius bloom waters.
Oscar
Anything that will give me a little, you know, pep in my step.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, prebiotics, whatever the hell that is. Sounds like something that'll lift you up.
Oscar
200 milligrams caffeine in there. Okay, then we'll talk. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
You need a monster. Is monster still around? Those are. We're wild.
Oscar
I think they are still around, but I only. I don't think I've had you just do the. You like a Celsius, I like a Celsius. I like pretty much anything. I like the Blooms. I like the Alanis, too.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, those are good.
Oscar
The bar was kind of low for me, but. I don't know. But Kardashians got me with ihop though, so I am easily influenced.
Trisha Paytas
Did you go?
Oscar
Not yet. But I. I do want it.
Trisha Paytas
I do love it. Ihop too.
Oscar
Even right now, like, I'm picturing Courtney eating those damn pancakes with a biscuit. Oh, my God.
Trisha Paytas
She had a biscuit with it.
Oscar
She had a little biscuit? Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
What flavor did she have?
Oscar
I think she's got a plain biscuit with butter.
Trisha Paytas
That biscuits. I wonder what they look like. Like, what kind of biscuit? Like, chunky.
Oscar
The crunch, you know, the country biscuit.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, that does sound good. I know. We were gonna go to the Red Lobster near you. Well, not near. Use them more like Fox Hills to go to buy. Bye, baby. But all the Bye bye baby's clothes. And I was so sad. I was so ready for this. How did you know about that? That's crazy.
Oscar
Because I drove past it and it really.
Trisha Paytas
I love that area because it has. Oh, we talked about it. All those furniture store clothes. But it has an Olive Garden, a Red Lobster, a funnel cake, churro thing. It's like, oh, God, I'm so sad it's all closed. I wonder if there's a Red Lobster.
Moses
We want to get a new crib for Elvis. And it's like there's nowhere you can actually go and see it. And online, you know that we've bought one that was just like, Horrible. Like, it looks great online, but when.
Trisha Paytas
You get it so flimsy.
Moses
So it's kind of weird. Like, there's no furniture shop for kids.
Trisha Paytas
I know. If you know one in the Valley, let us know because.
Moses
Or even in the City, but preferably.
Trisha Paytas
One by Red Lobster so we can eat there. I was so excited for that yesterday. I was like, oh, we're gonna go to Red Lobster and get a cheddar biscuit. I only like the biscuits there. I don't like anything else. They're so fire. But anyways, Poppy, mom, we love you. I didn't get paid. All people get paid. Partnerships. They literally just gave me a free puppy and some sweats. Like, thanks.
Oscar
That is crazy. And then I feel like this is a good tea for here, too, because you mentioned about in the one of the Patreon episodes, but Remy Ashton leaking how much money she got.
Trisha Paytas
Did we not talk about it here?
Oscar
You did it in the reality house reaction. I'm like, that's good tea for here.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, was it good tea? I didn't know. I kind of felt bad because, like, God, that would suck. But I was like, I guess it's out there. You know what I mean? Yeah, I think we talked about nutlung line, too. But anyways, we can talk about it here because, yeah, it was so. Yeah. Ms. Remy, actually, who I love and adore, but people were happy she posted an Instagram story for Aerie, right?
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
And Aerie's like booze, because it's, like, in the mall and stuff like that. And it's like a workout gear. And she linked. And we were talking about this. We just talk about this on that Loveline. And I was just, like, so confused. She linked to the Deliverables page, which showed, like, how many posts she had to do, which is like two Instagram stories or whatever, and how much. And she had the rate there, which I was like, I've gotten brand deals. I've never had, like, a link to that. Like, who's linking? So do you think she did it, or you think the brand sent her the link and, like, just accidentally gave her the wrong link?
Oscar
That's a good question. I feel like maybe she just got the wrong link. Right?
Trisha Paytas
She just went ahead and just.
Oscar
Yeah, check.
Trisha Paytas
You always have to preview that link. Because I do that sometimes. I send videos of, like, whatever. Just, like, stuff that I wouldn't want people to know. I'm watching to people, and I'm like, let me just double check that this is my link and not the link to that video of like.
Oscar
Like, I'm just whatever like brands are when they send the deliverables, like, it's so specific that it would be. I mean, it's not impossible, but like they're so clear, like with all the directions. So to send her the wrong link, it seems more impossible than her just copying the wrong one. You know what I mean?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Like it was a Google Drive or something.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
So crazy. Yeah. So disclosed how much money she made, but the Internet was surprisingly on Mr. Remy Ash.
Oscar
Were they.
Trisha Paytas
They were very much like, good for her. She works hard.
Oscar
What was it, 45,000. That's crazy.
Trisha Paytas
We're talking about this on that leveling. Crazy because Tana had shown me something she was offered for TikTok, which is like nowhere close that. So that's why I brought it up. Still more than I would get offered. But I was like, that's. To me, that's so wild. But I guess you were saying, like, you know, like the manager and they're just like really connected or something like that.
Oscar
Yeah, they have a really good manager.
Trisha Paytas
Because that makes all the difference. That was. That's a crazy amount. And like. But most people, like I said, we're like happy for her and like good for her, which is like, great because most people be like. But in comparison, sometimes when you're like, damn, like a teacher salary or something like that. Yeah, that's wild. But you know, again, the argument could be made like, you know, you would pay that to Alex Earl for a Carl's Jr. Commercial. You'd give her like, who knows how much she made, but she could have gotten like half a million dollars for it. You know what I mean? So it is kind of like relative. It is like a commercial. I think as it's influencers, you're kind of like, oh, man, like, what?
Oscar
But yeah, I think think like, you know, more power to even make that much. But then that's the thing. Whenever, like you have the Michaela moment of like, this job is so hard or whatever, that's where especially now that we see how much the girls are making, like, never, ever, ever complain. Make it. Yeah, never complain. Never make it seem like your job is so hard. Whatever. Yes, of course there are hard elements to influencing. Like, I know that are aspects of it that are tough and like emotionally draining, but you will never, ever, ever, ever, ever have to know what it's like to work. Work X amount of hours and not make anything near that. You know what I mean? Like two Instagram stories and then a feed post Something that the girls are doing in their spare time, willy nilly, just because they want to. You know, you have the girls who just go to Target. And then here's what I got at Target and I'm doing two Instagram stories and they're not getting paid. They're doing the same amount of work and they're not getting paid.
Trisha Paytas
So never, ever for free.
Oscar
Like, oh my God, it is hard to.
Trisha Paytas
No, that's the most annoying thing. Especially Michaela because she does get so much for her brand deals too. Like, I do know someone that like, knows how much she gets paid for that. And yeah, that is the frustrating part because it's like, damn, that's like out of touch. You'll never, you'll never catch me complaining about my job ever. Even if I got like 30,000 views. I'm like, well, damn, I remember giving $5 BJ's. So I was just like, I'm doing this. I'll take $100. I'll do a cameo. I'll do whatever it takes. Like, I just, like, it's so hard. I just know. And it's like, yeah, I think, I think it's not their fault, but I think it's just like, yeah, you don't know, like truly the hustle, having to like work to get that, like, rent paid and stuff like that. And it's like, I don't know if Romney complains, so I'm not saying her.
Oscar
But I think she's pretty good overall. But I think the thing is this will apply to every other influencer. You know what I mean?
Trisha Paytas
So I really don't know anyone. I mean, maybe they are, maybe I just, I'm not. But anyone making that kind of money is crazy. Yeah, I'd be, I don't know, I'd be like, like, I'd be doing free meet and greets. I'd be doing meet and greets every day. Like, come to my house. Like, whatever. Like, if you're making $45,000 on my Instagram story.
Oscar
Crazy.
Trisha Paytas
Not even close I've ever gotten anything to that. But still appreciative for my little brand deals. I'm appreciate for a cameo. I don't do them anymore. But I was appreciative of them. I was like, give me all those cameos, you know? Yeah, man, double check that link. Everybody, even me, Just for like a.
Oscar
Video, like a YouTube link. Like, I'm triple checking sometimes I'm parenting paranoid. That's crazy.
Trisha Paytas
It's happened to me so many times where you like Linked the wrong thing. Not that that's. I don't even know how that happens. But, yeah, it is wild what people get paid. But I guess people didn't care, which was kind of surprising with her, you know, there's some people that just are like, yeah, we love it.
Oscar
She's likable. Like, if it was. If that happened to a more annoying person, I think it would. The backlash would be fierce. But she kind of is just a sweet girl, you know, so, yeah, we're.
Trisha Paytas
Like, good for her.
Oscar
Well, mama kudos, you know, but.
Trisha Paytas
And as long as she doesn't complain, which I don't think she does.
Oscar
No, I think she. Her and Alicia, I think, are very much, like, you know, like, grateful. Yeah, very grateful.
Trisha Paytas
I'm grateful all day long.
Oscar
And now that makes me curious about that Habit deal. How much were they paid to go to New Orleans and the super bowl with. Serve a burger? You know, were they serving burgers? I think they were just eating them in the habit truck.
Trisha Paytas
But could have been us, honestly, it.
Oscar
Would have made more sense for us, too.
Trisha Paytas
But, yes, that's like us with raising kids. Anything. Wingstop. How about Pizza Hut? Those breadsticks? Like, anything. I never got a food. Oh, give us that brand. Deal. I wonder how much you got paid to go to IHOP in the Kardashian.
Oscar
Honestly, Tea? Yeah, honestly. Yeah. Because that was big promo and it. It paid off. Like, it made me want to be.
Trisha Paytas
Always get, like, a minimum minute. Like, million. I think Fashion Nova was like a million for Kylie. I think it's like, a minimum.
Oscar
That's crazy.
Trisha Paytas
I'd go eat at IHOP for free. Give us a free meal.
Oscar
Give us vouchers.
Trisha Paytas
I do. I love. I love a free meal.
Oscar
Did you see this viral clip from the Spanish Temptation island that was all over the place?
Trisha Paytas
What's his name? Montoya or something? I love it. Yes. I was into it.
Oscar
Me, too. And it's just so funny how that, like, clip blew up. I think on Twitter it had. Over Twitter, it had over 215 million views, which is insane.
Trisha Paytas
Hey, man, I had to watch his. Was it his girlfriend cheating? But, like, is that the premise of the show? Like, you can hook up with other people? It's like Temptation Island?
Oscar
Pretty much. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
So he kind of knew that was gonna happen if he went to the island.
Oscar
That is kind of the name of the game. And he had kind of. He had gotten a lap dance before, so he cheated a little bit. Not as to the same extent, but it is crazy. I think maybe we'll just play it. Should we like.
Trisha Paytas
Well, I don't know how much we can play of that either.
Oscar
You think? Is it copyrighted?
Trisha Paytas
No, it's more of like the sexualness.
Oscar
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Because it does get kind of like heated. It's kind of like.
Oscar
Right, hold on. Maybe we'll just cut around it, but just for context. People know, because it's hard to explain because it is in Spanish, so.
Trisha Paytas
Right, right, right. We gotta learn it. We gotta get on our Spanish 101. Oh, my God. Do you know what they're saying or no?
Oscar
Do you want to come to bed? And he said yes.
Moses
Can she hear him or he's just screaming at.
Trisha Paytas
No, he's just screaming on a beach. Watching her on tv.
Oscar
Watching it.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God, I love the. The running is crazy.
Oscar
The editing is amazing. I'm.
Trisha Paytas
The editing is great. The timing, with the timing of them. Crazy.
Oscar
That part is crazy.
Trisha Paytas
This is why it's on Twitter, not Tik Tok. Oh, yeah. People are naked in the thing. That's crazy that they're show that definitely can't show that. Oh, they hear him.
Oscar
They make it seem like it.
Trisha Paytas
But write the editing.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
You should edit for shows like that. I feel like you.
Oscar
Honestly. Yeah, I think I would eat at that. That was actually great.
Trisha Paytas
They're winning Emmy over traders in RuPaul.
Oscar
It was.
Moses
It's like the villain. Like the origin story of. My name is Inigo Montoya. You cheated with my wife. Wife prepared to die.
Oscar
Wait, where is that from? I know where that.
Moses
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Trisha Paytas
Okay, but what's it from? We heard you, but what's it from?
Moses
Is it the never ending story or is it the. There was the man with the six fingers and he. Or Princess Bride. Princess.
Oscar
Princess Bride. Yes. I knew that you know that movie.
Trisha Paytas
I don't know it.
Moses
We tried to watch it. You were not into to it.
Oscar
Don't remember it.
Trisha Paytas
Never remember it.
Moses
You fell asleep.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, I don't know that one.
Moses
Anyway, Montoya.
Oscar
But yeah, it is crazy. I think it just. It tr. It's so guttural and it just like transcends the language barrier.
Trisha Paytas
Love it.
Oscar
No, for sure that it really just captivated the whole Internet, which is crazy. And there is a lot of lore to it too.
Trisha Paytas
Like, what's the lore behind it?
Oscar
Well, like, people are saying that he had kind of cheated before, but he. Not to that extent. Like, he did get like a lap dance and a kiss from another individual earlier in the show. So some people are like, well, he did that. So Anita, who's the girl, the girlfriend, is just getting her revenge by sleeping with this other guy.
Trisha Paytas
That's crazy.
Oscar
But I think for the most part, people are kind of on Montoya's side, I think. And I. Honestly, even me, I think I'm on Team Montoya.
Trisha Paytas
Really?
Oscar
I think so.
Trisha Paytas
I think if he did it first, do it right back. If you're on TV and you're. First off, you're on TV and you're going to Temptation island or whatever the hell it's called.
Oscar
Like, La Isla de Temptacion.
Trisha Paytas
Okay? So that literally is Temptation Island. Like, what do you expect? That's the whole point is you go there to, like, cheat with each other. It's like the ultimatum. It's like, oh, my God, you're gonna be with someone else. That's the whole point. You're giving someone else a chance to date your significant other. So what do they expect? Especially if you did at first, if you're lap dancing. Yeah, I'm gonna go extra and be like, I'm just gonna sleep. Obviously, they don't even like each other to begin with. If they're on this show, like, it's obviously, like, toxic and tumultuous, and I would never go on that show for that reason. Like, I'm not gonna go on a Temptation island with Moses and just be like, let's see what happens.
Oscar
And you're like. Like, prime. Like in your prime YouTube dating moment. You know what I mean? Would you have gone on this show?
Trisha Paytas
You have to go with a boyfriend. But if you go on with a boyfriend, if it says boyfriend, girlfriend, like, and you do that show anyways, like, what do you like? That's what the show was about. They do that for a reason. They give you alcohol and.
Oscar
And, yeah, I guess they. They did meet up. Like, he did run. Then she. Anita ran outside and then apologized. And then Montoya was trying. It was breaking up with her. She wanted to stay together, but Montoya said no and ended it there after that happened. It is very insane reality TV to, like, put then the hookup on the TV right in front of you versus I feel like in American tv, like, you hear about it secondhand, right? You know, this one is like, someone down.
Trisha Paytas
I mean, it's entertaining.
Oscar
It is. It. It is sad, too.
Trisha Paytas
If you were, like, in love with someone, you wouldn't even go on that show. So I think it's like, they're like. And then she's like, I want to get back with you. It's like, well, you don't really care.
Oscar
That much if you did that. So especially you knew it was being.
Trisha Paytas
Filmed, you know, so that's crazy to watch. Like, I wouldn't want to watch anybody I've ever, like, do that. Like, you know.
Oscar
Oh, my God.
Trisha Paytas
What?
Oscar
I was myself. I just thought about, like, it happened.
Trisha Paytas
To you or something. I was like, oh, my God. Like, oh, my God, that happened to me.
Oscar
As you said that. The thought in my head, like, if I had to sit there on being filmed and watch it, I. I would myself. It doesn't even matter how much I like them.
Trisha Paytas
That's what I'm saying. Or even like an ex girlfriend, like Moses from high school or something. I'd like, oh, I same. And that's what I'm saying. Like, that's actually crazy. Like, and they probably make them sign things like, if you want to alive yourself, like, we're not responsible.
Oscar
Yeah. There's just no way. I would literally die if. If I. If I barely knew, like, the person that happened then, let alone if I had, like, lore with that person 100% that.
Trisha Paytas
No, I know. I love when, like, news is slow and this is what, like, is trending on Twitter because I saw this everywhere too, and I was like, what the hell?
Oscar
I know. I couldn't believe how many views because I saw it first and it only had like a couple thousand views or whatever.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, wow. You were in on it and.
Oscar
But I didn't think anything of it. I was like, oh, that's funny. And then it got so viral. I was like, okay, damn, this really is like. And then Netflix is making memes about it and stuff. I'm like, all the brands on Netflix? No, but once the brands are chiming in, then, you know, brands always.
Trisha Paytas
They're clout chasing everywhere. You see them everywhere.
Moses
I'm like, okay, in the comments.
Trisha Paytas
Two B's in the comments. Two B on there. They're like two B's into something else to be. Just.
Moses
I just saw.
Trisha Paytas
I don't know what it is. Two B's on it. Love two B.
Oscar
We love a tubi moment.
Trisha Paytas
They gave me a lot of free stuff and I did wear the free stuff, but then I finally got a brand deal with them. I always love to be.
Moses
To be or not to be.
Trisha Paytas
To be. Love it. Love it.
Oscar
Well, I guess that's a. That leads us to finally the David Dobeck segment that we have teased a bit throughout the episode. Just because you couldn't contain yourself.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I Couldn't. I listened to it last night. It was driving me nuts. But I listened to it so they got my view.
Oscar
But yeah, there has been a little bit of a. A roundup of David Dobrik news. So like we talked about it earlier, but he did post a behind the scenes of his comeback vlog to his second channel. And this more than anything was so more of the same. I think the first vlog, the comeback vlog, it was so edited and I think they had the seven wonders of the world or whatever to kind of like make it so it wasn't as insane of like him making the same jokes. But then all the jokes he makes in the second vlog that were like on the cutting room floor, I was.
Trisha Paytas
Like, wait, it's the same thing.
Oscar
You literally are the same person. Maybe even worse.
Trisha Paytas
I think worse.
Oscar
I think worse.
Trisha Paytas
I think worse. No, nothing.
Oscar
Nothing's changed because he mixed again. It's very 2018. I watched clips via Tick Tock.
Trisha Paytas
That's all I could get to. Yeah, like the first one I tried, I sat through the whole thing. I was like, this was a waste of time.
Oscar
I don't think I can do it. I really, I can only watch via like Tick Tock or like when the uploaded somewhere else. Like if someone's reacting to it. Yeah, I, I'm not contributing to it. And then via Tick Tock, someone re uploading. But again, making jokes about Jonah being obese. Same old, same old. Making jokes about Vardon, who was. I can't believe how big he is. He was so little. And now he's like, yeah, he's so tall and everything now. But then saying he's too fat for the car, that they should get an SUV because he doesn't fit in the car that they're in.
Trisha Paytas
And I didn't even see this part.
Oscar
In front of their mom for having an accent. Making fun of those. She can't speak English. Yes.
Trisha Paytas
What did he say?
Oscar
She was speaking. She came out. She was with the three kids. Kids, Vardon, Jonah and Susie. And she was speaking in an accent. And then he was making fun of her accent and saying that she can't speak English. And then it was like, it's crazy.
Trisha Paytas
Crazy. I feel like that's like what? That's like not even 20. 2019. That's like a 20, like 12 joke.
Oscar
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
That's crazy.
Oscar
The whole thing is nuts. And then making fun of again, his friends being broke without him and having to do the Tick Tock lives. I'm like, damn, these are the People that are loyal to you that you are.
Trisha Paytas
Like, I did see that clip too, and I was just like. Like, this is wild. Like, he just loves humiliating and degrading and being like, I'm so above you and like, I saved you. It's great. But especially the Antonio family. Like, they do. They are like, they work. You know what I mean? They have their, like, shop.
Oscar
They like the restaurant.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. They're not like his other friends, which I don't even know if they have money anymore. But like Zayn and Heath, who just like, make money doing brand deals and stuff. It's like, they're not those.
Oscar
Even the Tik Tok lives of it all, like, that's still. You're making good money. Despite it being embarrassing, you're still making a lot.
Trisha Paytas
Right? Exactly. So when you like, like someone's weight, someone's accent, and it's like, all in the same family, it's like giving a little. Very classist. Very. Ugh, I hate it. I didn't see all that.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
And no one's talking about it. That's the thing. Like, I do go on TikTok all the time and I would. I would see that stuff, obviously. And how come no one's talking about that? That's.
Oscar
I want to know who's watching it and, like, living for it. I feel like that is so.
Trisha Paytas
I know.
Oscar
I genuinely want to know if you're like, watching it and thinking it's like, so funny and hysterical. Unique, original content that you missed out on the path.
Trisha Paytas
I do see some girls on TikTok be like, I miss these vlogs. I don't care what anyone says. There's. I'm like, what?
Oscar
I can only. Again, this is me doing mental gymnastics to, like, try to understand. I guess maybe the nostalgia, maybe it does take you back to a pre covered time, you know, so maybe that's something. But it just makes me feel so icky. The fact that it's the same stuff and the fact that he just doesn't. Doesn't care. Like, he just does not care about.
Trisha Paytas
People because it's also, like, not funny. Like, sometimes you watch the Office and damn, that was crazy. They could say that stuff back then. But it's like, kind of funny, I guess. You know, there's some, like, racy humor. That's funny. This one is just like, there's like, no jokes.
Oscar
There's no punchline. He's. Because, like, he's a bigger guy. This guy's so overweight.
Trisha Paytas
Did he laugh?
Oscar
It is that. Yes. It Is the laugh.
Trisha Paytas
Who's with them? Does he have a crew with him?
Oscar
It was just the, like, the Antonians. Like, he was just with them.
Trisha Paytas
So it's just David filming the mom and being like, wow, you can't speak English?
Oscar
English, yes.
Trisha Paytas
That's crazy. Like, and then no one's around laughing.
Oscar
It's just the Antonians. Yeah, it's just them. It's crazy.
Trisha Paytas
David is a psychopath. Like, that's so crazy to do, like, when you're by yourself. I was like, one thing, I guess, if you have your friends and you're, like, trying to make them laugh.
Oscar
Well, kudos to the friends for not.
Trisha Paytas
Being there, for not, like, laughing with this joke.
Oscar
Maybe Natalie was in the background or something.
Trisha Paytas
She's in the background everywhere. She is the one calculating this for sure.
Oscar
It's just so.
Trisha Paytas
Allegedly. Maybe not. I'm not there. I have no idea.
Oscar
It's just so odd to me. I don't understand that this is like. Like entertainment, really, because it's just the same stick and it's the stuff that, like, people got sick of in the first place. You know what I mean? It is weird. Again, it is kind of like a pendulum, you know, People got, like, woke or whatever and got a lot of things that were problematic. People were like, no, we can't support this. But then the pendulum comes back. Like, actually, we're too woke now. We need to go back to how it was before. It's really weird.
Trisha Paytas
There's a balance.
Oscar
Everyone. There is a middle ground, you know, I know the.
Trisha Paytas
It is wild because that he, like, had to put that footage out there, the stuff that couldn't make it. It's like, okay, yeah.
Oscar
And then the Hugo Boss, or just Boss. Excuse me, The Boss underwear dropped. I think so. Because I remember when I. When I was working for Joey, he did a brand deal with Boss as well. And there was a big thing in the. In the little, like, brief. It was like, not Hugo Boss, just Boss. It was a big distinction. Yeah. And that is the last time I saw David Dobrik was at the fashion show for Boss.
Trisha Paytas
Really?
Oscar
There? Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Now he's modeling their underwear.
Oscar
Now he's modeling their underwear.
Trisha Paytas
It looked good.
Oscar
He does look good. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Look better than he did in the vlog.
Oscar
Yes. I think in the vlog, the problem was he. They put the. The bodybuilder, tanner oil, whatever, which is only. That body oil is only good for body building competitions for the shows.
Trisha Paytas
You know what I mean?
Oscar
Like, my trainer puts a on when she does her body Shows usually on you.
Trisha Paytas
I was like, wow, I love that.
Oscar
Maybe would love. But. And like, she puts it on, like in. On stage for that scenario. Yes. But just for a vlog. Like, if she showed up to the gym with all that on, it'd be like, you look insane. You know what I mean?
Trisha Paytas
It's also just. Just like him as a person. You're just like, I'm so disgusted by you. So. Because anybody else with that transformation, people like, wow, you look great. And I would too. Right. Like, he looked good in the picture because he's not talking. But as soon as he's like, talking, like in the video, just being like, Guys, 1, 2, 3. Look at me. Like, it's just like so douchey and so like, ick. And it's like, you can't think that's attractive. So I think when he's like, not talking, pictured and boss. Okay, great. You look good. I guess.
Oscar
I guess the face just still. It almost looks AI a little bit because, like, it's still hard to imagine that face with like, that body. I think he's a cute boy, but I just. I liked him more before, I guess.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
With not those abs.
Trisha Paytas
It's weird.
Oscar
Yeah. It's like, maybe go back.
Trisha Paytas
I think it just. Yeah. Him as a person, it just makes him so ugly. Like, he probably is like, cute and endearing if, like, you never had to see his videos or know him personally.
Oscar
Yeah. Yeah. I think that me. Because now too, the fact that his brand is becoming, like, now I go out and I drink and I make out with random girls.
Trisha Paytas
That is his brand.
Oscar
That is the brand now. And that used to not be his thing. Like, Right. He wouldn't drink back then.
Trisha Paytas
Right, Right.
Oscar
He wasn't drinking.
Trisha Paytas
He was hungover on this episode.
Oscar
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
He's like, I could barely get up. I missed my meetings too.
Moses
He used to look more innocent.
Oscar
Yes.
Moses
And childish. And he was doing childish things. But now he's like, okay, I'm the g. I'm the dude.
Trisha Paytas
I'm looking up on the girls.
Moses
You know, I'm drinking, I'm ripped. And I mean. Okay, so now you're not anymore. This, you know, you know, this like, cute kid that is being.
Oscar
No.
Trisha Paytas
Yes.
Moses
No. You're just a mean Chad.
Oscar
I hate it. No, that's the perfect way. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
I love it.
Trisha Paytas
I love it. The mean chat was crazy. The chat thing is wild. Love it, though.
Oscar
It is like, it's so off putting. Like, I hate that. That's his thing now. But I guess once you like, almost. Almost Take someone out. Take someone out.
Trisha Paytas
Rebrand somehow just completely ignoring Jeff, I guess. Jeff says that there's, like, a team Jeff in the comments. It's deleted.
Oscar
Yeah. I guess it's like, the automatic sensor or whatever, right?
Moses
Yeah. The name is probably.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
I just don't get how he hasn't settled with Jeff to, like, make that, like, go away. Because it's, like. It's, like, looming. It's like this thing that's, like, ongoing. Jeff's getting these surgeries. Jeff is, like, clearly out of it. Like, he's texting me. Like, he's just, like, out of it. He's just, like, not well mentally. He sexed him. He's not well. Like, he talks about on this podcast. Physically, he doesn't. He's not looking. Like, he'll see. He talks about, like, he's just not looking great because he's getting surgeries to this day for it. And it's like, not only did he not get paid or a settlement, he's getting blamed. He's getting, like, all this, like, happening. It's, like, so wild. And then when people are like, why don't you, like, let it go? It's like, well, because, like, David's out here, just. But, like, no accountability, at least. Like, be like, I'm sorry, here's money, Here's a settlement. Something which doesn't fix it. But, like, acknowledge that it was an accident. But the fact that they don't even acknowledge that it was an accident, like, damn, I messed up the worst time in my life. It's more like, well, it was Jeff's idea. Jeff was the one driving Jeff, like, crazy. That's what I don't think people get, because I think, like, yes, accidents happen and, like, friendships could fall out over it, but it's like, no accountability. Like, it was. It's just, like. You just have to say, like, that was the worst time in my life, you know? Like, that was awful. Like, damn. Like, I want to get past it. Let me do the right thing. And maybe sometimes it's just with money, you know, Sometimes money just helps it. But crazy. But not only that. Blaming him, like, this is crazy. It's like, blaming him. It's, like, so wild.
Oscar
And it's weird that in a way, he is becoming like the Jeff character that Jeff had when he was in the vlog squad with, like, getting ripped, making out with people being more of, like, the bad boy, you know? It is so weird. He's transforming into the Jeff character before the drama happens.
Trisha Paytas
He does make it that. Yeah, he's very much like, oh, man, I just drank all night at the Grammy party and now I'm gonna get drunk in Miami for a bachelor party and then we're going to Vegas. Like, it's really weird. And then I saw these girls and it's the craziest thing. I hook up with all these girls and now I see them out and they have a boyfriend now it's like they're helping me try to find girls. It's like such a weird ew. Yeah, I'm just like, what is? I just don't know a lot of men in general, I just talk about all the women they hook up with. Do you know what I mean? Like, it's just, it's given something. I don't know what. And I'm not speculating, but it's also just like, why are we talking about what? Can you imagine there's like a dude just being like, look at all this. I get like, it's just so set.
Oscar
Yes, it is very odd. It is very odd and just very off putting.
Trisha Paytas
I just think it's weird. And not even sexuality wise. Like, there's just something that, like, what are you doing? What are you covering over compensation?
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Yes, it's.
Oscar
It's very odd. And. And then Jeff also called in tan on Jeff FM to get clap back at Brooke, who was kind of not defending, but she was kind of giving more grace to David Dobrik than he deserved. On Cancel.
Trisha Paytas
I sound like I'm just like an apologist right now. And that is not the, the angle I'm going for. And I'm clearly coming in very hot. Like you're like, yeah, you're playing a game right now where you're like dodging the balls I'm throwing at you. Like, I understand. Well, I just, I don't know. Again, it's more one of those things where it's like, I feel still like my cancellation is too fresh for me to come at anybody else's cancellation. You know what I mean? I completely disagree and maybe I'm wrong. Well, you know, how can I hope that people have grace for me if I have no grace for anyone else? That's true. But listen, this is the canceled podcast, right? This isn't like the horse girl Paloa.
Oscar
Brook against your co host that I.
Trisha Paytas
Thought was my friend too, but all.
Moses
Of a sudden she's Wait, what?
Trisha Paytas
Can you say that again? You cut out and I want to be careful with my response.
Oscar
You stuck up for me with your Co host Brooke was, I guess, siding.
Trisha Paytas
With the devil over there, and you were like, hey, ten toes down for Jeff. I think she's just afraid of controversy, you know? Well, then get out of this game.
Oscar
Yeah, this game ain't for you, then, girl. You ain't gonna make it, you know?
Trisha Paytas
And I feel like the message, like, I don't. You know, I'm. I'm Tana.
Oscar
When Tana and Brooke were discussing David's comeback, she's. I think the direct quote was like, oh, he's getting off scot free. And Brooke was like, well, not really. Like, he did get some stuff. Like, he's not coming back scot free.
Trisha Paytas
Which is like, they should have cut this whole segment.
Oscar
He's on, I bet you 45,000 back Hugo Boss camp. You know what I mean?
Trisha Paytas
Like, not only not scot free, but also being the face of brands now, like, the opposite. He's getting all of Jeff's glory, all of Jeff's nachos. He's reheating. He's reheating all those nachos. He is.
Oscar
You're so right.
Trisha Paytas
Next is gonna be Axe body spray. It's gonna be, like, all a barber.
Oscar
Shop, barbershop, dry shampoo watching.
Trisha Paytas
Good. Those hair plugs that Jeff keeps talking about. It's gonna happen, and you know what? He'll be unstoppable. Then, like, that's what. He's going to the Grammy parties. That's. Yeah, that part I wish they would have cut out. That's a little crazy, because I get, like, wanting. If she wants to be out of drama or she doesn't feel like she should speak on cancellations, whatever, but, like, cut it out. Jeff is like, that's crazy. That. Yeah, that was kind of wild. Jeff. I'm always scared of Jeff. Jeff will call it out for sure. I'm scared of him all the time.
Oscar
That was ballsy, though. Like, calling Tana. I think Tana handled it very well. Yeah. FaceTime Tana. And was like, hey, I need what happened on your podcast. Brooke said this.
Trisha Paytas
Okay, I did see that.
Oscar
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
That was crazy. Port. Well, okay. In this. In this sense. And I kind of feel bad because I was like, I'm Tana.
Oscar
She's like, I'm Tana.
Trisha Paytas
I defended you. What the hell? That is the annoying part, because, like, if you say something right, and they're like, well, Oscar defends Blake Lively. I'm not Oscar. Or vice versa, we'll do it the other way. Stuff I say and be like, well, Trisha said, I'm Not Trisha. What the hell? Like, no, I get that. That part's annoying. Yeah, I guess I did see that. I mean, but I get it. I get his rage because I have that rage, too, when I see David and my life has not been impacted, like, a smidge of the way his was. You know what I mean? I wasn't physically injured. I wasn't, like, financially ruined. You know, I wasn't, you know, gaslit to, like, extremity. Like, So I get his rage because mine's there, and I haven't even been to his level, so. And then I guess, too, when you feel like you have some sort of, like, alliance, which is kind of the canceled girls. He's been on their podcast, and they been on his. I guess it's. Yeah, they have people that review their podcast, too, and it's like, just be. I don't know. Cut those parts out. You know, we should have someone review our podcast. There's probably so many things I should probably cut out. Sometimes I'm like, oh, yeah, that was.
Oscar
I know. Same.
Trisha Paytas
That's what.
Oscar
Whenever I edited myself, I would, like, be extra, extra cautious. But some we say things and I just forget.
Trisha Paytas
Sometimes I forget, and then sometimes you don't really hear how they come out. And like, oh, damn. That is the problem with podcasting. We make a page out of Hunter Schaefer and just be shut up.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Because it does. You do win when you just stop.
Oscar
Talking, I guess, to Brooks, like, benefit. I understand the perspective, though. Like. Like, you know, I can't throw stones at glass houses because of what I've been through. I get that perspective. But the perspective, it's like, very different situations where David very braggadocious about, like, you know, again, hooking up, being a partier, drinking now really, like, dancing on the grave of, like, the vlog squad and everything. Like, the vlog squad is still the remnants of the vlog squad is still the butt of the dragon joke. He doesn't care. Like, he just doesn't care about the victims. Literally was complicit in essay. He filmed it for a vlog. Like, the list is just very different for David, and it's very obvious he's not sorry. It just. There's no remorse.
Trisha Paytas
There's, like, specific victims in fall that have, like, talked out talking. Like, it's very. Yeah, it is. It's very extreme. I don't know if there's quite. Cancellation is, like, the worst word for it, but, like, such an extreme case of, I guess, cancellation because everything else is kind of like, I don't know. Usually there's not, like, direct people involved. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know.
Oscar
Yeah, like Mr.
Trisha Paytas
Beast. I guess there is. I don't know. I don't. I'm trying to think of, like, an example, but I guess all the boys are just dubious. I guess Mr. Beast has people, too, but overall, like, David directly affecting someone driving the excavator, injuring Jeff, you know, Mr. Beast is like a part of a thing, like Amazon. Like, does he know that they're not eating tampons?
Oscar
You know, they're more room for Mr. Beast because, yes, it is his name, but there's also, like, a crew that is also, you know, involved. Whereas David stuff infamously just David.
Trisha Paytas
You know, literally just David. No hr, no anyone. And now I'm the hr. It's like, are you. No, you're not. And there's no. Yeah, so. Yikes. I know. It is. I am shocked David came back just in general, because it's like, he does have. The way he talks is like, just so much money where, like, what. Whatever it was investments, whatever. Where he doesn't really need to do anything.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
So why come back like this? It's just so interesting.
Moses
People that have that obsession with money, they can't let it sit on the sideways. They obviously. Obviously they want to settle with Jeff because he is, I think, has a problem letting go of money and just giving it away. Also from the fear that more people will come and try and ask for it or take it. But I think you just can't say no to. To the. Because it's. They came back from brand deals. I mean, that podcast, you said there's nothing there.
Trisha Paytas
Just adds, I guess, my.
Moses
Like, it's money that he loves. He wants more money.
Trisha Paytas
But the flip side of that is, like, why don't you just, like, be quiet and, like, hide so no one ever has to, like, hear from you or talk to you so you don't have to have that fear of people coming back out of the woodwork all of a sudden. You know what I mean?
Moses
Like, I guess it's to him, he sees the money and it's worth it for him.
Trisha Paytas
Like, if I won the lottery and I was like, okay, like, let me just. I don't know. Like, in that case, if, like, I did all that horrible, crazy stuff, I just want people to, like, forget about it and just go hide. I have the money for it, you know, Like, I don't know. Let's. I mean, I don't know. I guess maybe you have lifestyles, too. They have to. Like, maybe he doesn't have all that money. I don't know. I mean, I. He seems like he does.
Moses
Never enough. I mean, look at the Kardashians. Like, it's never enough. It's true. There's people that just need the constant growth and constant I.
Oscar
And there has to be a little ego, too, because especially thinking about the clips from the Casey Neistat documentary that are out there. Like, he, in a weird way, thinks he is the. Like, he is the victim. Because the Business Insider article about. About Dom, like, he thinks he is the victim of Dirty Dom as well. You know what I mean? The sense that, like, he's like, that was Dom. I had nothing to do with that. That was him. Like, I cut him off once this came out. But no, like, you knew that. You're a friend, you know? So in a way, he thinks that a lot of the stuff he did, he didn't do. It's like the delusional mind of David Dobrik.
Trisha Paytas
What? That's a good Shane.
Oscar
I was hoping. You want to catch that.
Trisha Paytas
What was the quote in the. From the Casey Neistat? You remember? It's like, him. And he asked him something like, would you do something differently if you could?
Oscar
And he said no. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Was that about the Jeff?
Oscar
Yeah, I. I think that was about the.
Trisha Paytas
Or do you feel bad?
Oscar
Yeah. For the essay in particular, he said, well, the Business Insider of that place only wanted clicks. That's the only reason they covered it. And he made that seem all about Dirty Dom. And I think the big quote was, like, would you do anything different? Or what was it? Sensationalism, like, have you learned about, like, the chasing sensationalism, like, won't end well for anybody. He said no. Right.
Trisha Paytas
And it's, like, so cold. And I love growth and change more than anyone. And gosh, David Dobrik would have, like, a great redemption story if he, like, made things right with Jeff and, like, like, became philanthropic all of a sudden. Who's super philanthropic? Who's the guy that does Amazon? Is he philanthropic?
Oscar
I don't think. I don't think that, man.
Trisha Paytas
Who's somebody who helps people? Bill Gates.
Moses
No.
Oscar
No.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God. Who's that rich person that helps people?
Oscar
Not Mr.
Moses
Beast.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
I don't think Taylor's swift. I don't know. Someone helps somebody. Okay, well, not Oprah somebody.
Moses
They can't be a billionaire if they're out there to help Gandhi.
Trisha Paytas
Gandhi did.
Moses
He wasn't a billionaire. He Was like starving.
Trisha Paytas
Well, how did he afford to do everything? Okay, well what if David Dobert became a Gandhi like figure? That would be his redemption.
Moses
No, I think we'll reach world peace.
Trisha Paytas
Could you imagine he goes into all the like poverished countries and just like truly like connect with people and help them and not give them Tesla as like give them a, you know, education and housing and food. Like that would be crazy if that became David and that was his lifestyle instead of Ferraris and Mr. Beast and stuff. And I think that would be such a good rebrand for him.
Moses
Yeah, but then nobody clicks because he'd be like, I made a kid sit in classroom for 10 hours a day.
Trisha Paytas
No, but if he actually was doing good and filming it, I feel like people would get behind him because like.
Oscar
A Malala or something, you know. Malala?
Moses
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Who's Malala?
Moses
You know, she was.
Oscar
She like made her whole thing about education.
Moses
Cuz they don't believe girls were supposed to have education. She had like I think acid attack right on her face.
Oscar
Yeah.
Moses
And she became the face of girls, you know, fighting for them.
Trisha Paytas
That's what I'm saying. I feel like he has something there, you know what I mean? Like there's something he could so fake.
Moses
That even for example, he did this whole transformation. How did he not vlog about like healthy lifestyle?
Oscar
True.
Moses
Like diet and, and eating and working out. Fake.
Trisha Paytas
Being a nice person. Then if it's fake, at least you're helping people. People. Even if you're doing it for disingenuous reasons like go help build like schools. Didn't Oprah do that? She helped build schools for girls.
Moses
And what made him come out of the shadows? Money, sponsorships. That's the only reason he came out.
Trisha Paytas
Well, he should take some of that money because it'll just come back to him. I feel like here's my advice to David Dobrik. Especially if you love money. This is my advice that works very well. And people think I'm crazy. The more you give out, the more it comes back. So if you truly are a greedy person, you know, give, give a lot of money. Give a lot of money away. 100 million. It'll come back 10 times, I promise you. You'll make a billion dollars on that. A hundred million return somehow, some way. So I think he needs to give more to get more back. Otherwise he's gonna take, take and he's gonna lose, lose, lose. And not just his hair. More things than that, you know what I mean? I think that's it. And Then I don't know. That's my rebrand advice for David. It's gonna be me one day. I'm gonna be Mother Teresa for sure. I'm going to go. That's always been my goal. I'm, like, gonna go and build water wells, feed them spaghetti, like, just everything. I really am. That's the goal. And it's one day gonna happen. And when I win the lottery, it'll happen, because that's what you do. Iron man, all the, like, big billionaires, they all help and give back, right? I never seen Iron man, but I think he does.
Moses
Batman, Iron man, they seem to give back.
Trisha Paytas
Robin Hood, he steals from the rich. I guess that's fine. I guess that's fine, right? People like Robin Hood or no. You know, there was an app for the longest time that was called Robinhood. What was that? You just, like, steal money from people?
Moses
No, they still. It's for stocks. Like, trade stocks.
Trisha Paytas
Why do they call it Robin Hood?
Moses
Because every ordinary person could trade stocks, and I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
That's wild. Like, take money. Okay, well, eat the rich. That's what I say. That's why I'm so fat. I just eating so many. I ate David up today.
Moses
For lunch, for breakfast.
Trisha Paytas
All of. All right. I lost my voice talking about David.
Oscar
But it was worth it.
Trisha Paytas
Thank God he's back for us to talk about when there's nothing else going on. He is the common villain that we can all just unite.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Because he's just not changed. Just still awful. But he's loosely getting those women. So many women can't stop getting it.
Oscar
That makes me sick. I can't believe I used to have a crush on that. But that is crazy.
Trisha Paytas
That is crazy. That's the. That's the worst of all of it, honestly. But.
Oscar
Oh, my God.
Trisha Paytas
I want to interview a woman who's been with David.
Moses
I was just gonna say come for it. I was gonna say, if that was true, we would have heard from the other side, too.
Trisha Paytas
That's what I'm saying. Nobody.
Moses
There'll be at least one these days.
Oscar
Oh, my God. Please step up to the mic.
Trisha Paytas
Please, please DM me. I would love. You can say Maru Anonymous. I need to know behind the screen.
Oscar
We'll change your voice.
Trisha Paytas
Give me, give me. What? That's all I'm asking.
Moses
Maybe they've been calling tonight. Loveline.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That is amazing.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, well. So much fun.
Oscar
That's our show.
Trisha Paytas
All right, guys. Thanks for watching. We're about to go do an extended podcast on Patreon. So much fun over there. I love it so much. It really is our. Our little. Our little us time. Our. What do you call a wind down time. Time. We have hot topics for it. We got lots of hot topics.
Oscar
Yeah, there's more. Alyssa, Violet, and Natalie stuff that. I'm excited. It was a little too risky actually for here, so. Yeah, I'm excited for it. Let's get into it.
Trisha Paytas
Okay. We love it. Yeah. Maybe our Patreon and then our bonus video should just be reacting to views every week.
Oscar
Honestly, I kind of would love.
Trisha Paytas
Cuz it's just. So. Anyways. Okay. I love you guys. Thanks for watching. Do you have. Do you have any outro. Anything you want to say? Listen to the telepathy tapes. Who even puts them out? Do we know where to listen to them?
Moses
Any podcast platforms?
Trisha Paytas
Oh, there's lots of them. Okay, I'm gonna look them up. All right, we'll see you guys in the next video. In the next podcast by.
Just Trish Podcast Episode Summary
Episode Title: Jeff Wittek Calls Out Brooke Schofield & Trisha Was Kidnapped
Release Date: February 11, 2025
Hosts: Trisha Paytas and Oscar Gracey
Co-host: Moses
The episode kicks off with Trisha Paytas and Oscar Gracey eagerly discussing their impending tour. Trisha shares her excitement about the upcoming performances across various cities, including Indianapolis, Detroit, Toronto, Dallas, and Houston. She highlights unique aspects of the tour, such as special costumes tailored for specific cities and the introduction of VIP meet and greet packages designed to offer an intimate experience for fans.
Notable Quote:
Trisha Paytas [03:00]: "We're leaving, like, literally nine days to go on tour. We're going to Indianapolis, which I'm super excited about... Dallas and Houston have special costumes coming. So I'm really trying to plan it."
Trisha also touches upon the personal challenges she's facing, including her weight, and humorously mentions her tendency to "break chairs" during rehearsals, anticipating it might go viral.
A significant portion of the discussion revolves around the recent Super Bowl event where Taylor Swift was booed by the crowd. Trisha and Oscar delve into whether the booing was driven by misogyny or dissatisfaction with the Kansas City Chiefs' performance.
Notable Quotes:
Oscar Gracey [16:10]: "People were like, it's not misogynistic. It's about the Chiefs."
Trisha Paytas [17:01]: "Football is toxic since high school. Since the beginning. They just been... So do we talk about this?"
They critique the NFL's role in marketing Taylor Swift, asserting that the organization is responsible for promoting her presence on the Jumbotron, rather than Taylor herself seeking the spotlight.
Trisha shares her personal experiences from high school, highlighting the pervasive toxicity within football culture. She recounts instances of abuse, such as players slapping her and dismissing her concerns, illustrating the long-standing issues of misogyny and harmful behavior associated with the sport.
Notable Quote:
Trisha Paytas [17:09]: "Like, I don't know if you would want to, but it's like, moving, like, the guy, the guy, like, Andy Diaz."
This segment underscores the deep-rooted problems within football environments, extending beyond superficial fan behaviors to the very institutions and individuals involved.
The conversation shifts to various brand partnerships and sponsorships. Trisha introduces products like SeatGeek and Morgan & Morgan, discussing their benefits and how they align with her lifestyle and the podcast's audience.
Notable Quote:
Trisha Paytas [10:03]: "Plushies. Oh, you sucked them."
Oscar Gracey [05:57]: "So intimate."
They also explore their collaboration on cosmetic bags, emphasizing their design features and practicality for on-the-go use. The hosts express enthusiasm about the merchandise, highlighting how it enhances their personal brands and provides value to their fans.
Trisha and Oscar delve into discussions about popular reality TV shows, particularly highlighting "Drag Race." They analyze the dynamics of the contestants, appreciating the blend of campiness and genuine camaraderie. The conversation also touches upon other shows like "Only Murders," "Modern Family," and upcoming releases like "White Lotus."
Notable Quote:
Oscar Gracey [65:54]: "I think just drag. Drag Race Traders right now."
They commend the current season of "Drag Race" for its fearless and unfiltered approach, noting its departure from overly polished performances and its embrace of authenticity among contestants.
A major focal point of the episode is David Dobrik's return to the podcasting scene. Oscar critiques Dobrik's new comeback vlog, expressing disappointment over its lack of originality and the resurgence of problematic behaviors reminiscent of his earlier days.
Notable Quotes:
Oscar Gracey [130:21]: "They make it seem like it."
Trisha Paytas [137:02]: "I have a friend that's like six foot two. He's like, oh, I'm also 240. He's like, you're huge."
The hosts discuss the ongoing drama involving Jeff Wittek and Brooke Schofield, highlighting how Dobrik continues to amplify controversies without showing genuine remorse or accountability. They lament the lack of constructive responses from Dobrik, emphasizing his failure to address past mistakes meaningfully.
Throughout the episode, Trisha and Oscar weave in commentary on various pop culture phenomena, including movies like "Cocaine Bear" and "Fantastic Four," as well as influencer trends and viral TikTok moments. They touch upon the impact of celebrity actions on public perception and the responsibilities that come with influence.
Notable Quote:
Oscar Gracey [133:33]: "It is so 2018. I watched clips via TikTok."
This segment reflects their broader engagement with contemporary media, showcasing their roles as commentators on both mainstream and niche entertainment sectors.
As the episode draws to a close, Trisha and Oscar invite listeners to join their Patreon for extended content and bonus episodes. They express appreciation for their audience's support and hint at future topics that delve deeper into current events and personal anecdotes.
Notable Quote:
Trisha Paytas [154:22]: "We have hot topics for it. We got lots of hot topics."
Summary:
In this episode of "Just Trish," hosts Trisha Paytas and Oscar Gracey navigate a diverse array of topics, from Trisha's upcoming tour and VIP experiences to in-depth critiques of the Super Bowl's treatment of Taylor Swift and the entrenched toxicity within football culture. They engage in thoughtful discussions about brand partnerships, reality TV dynamics, and the controversial comeback of David Dobrik, examining his lack of accountability amidst renewed scrutiny. Throughout, the hosts blend humor with candid opinions, offering listeners an unfiltered take on the latest trends and issues in pop culture. The episode culminates with an invitation to join their Patreon for more exclusive content, reinforcing their commitment to providing engaging and honest commentary.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
Trisha Paytas [03:00]: "We're leaving, like, literally nine days to go on tour. We're going to Indianapolis, which I'm super excited about... Dallas and Houston have special costumes coming. So I'm really trying to plan it."
Oscar Gracey [16:10]: "People were like, it's not misogynistic. It's about the Chiefs."
Trisha Paytas [17:09]: "Like, I don't know if you would want to, but it's like, moving, like, the guy, the guy, like, Andy Diaz."
Trisha Paytas [10:03]: "Plushies. Oh, you sucked them."
Oscar Gracey [65:54]: "I think just drag. Drag Race Traders right now."
Oscar Gracey [130:21]: "They make it seem like it."
Oscar Gracey [133:33]: "It is so 2018. I watched clips via TikTok."
Trisha Paytas [154:22]: "We have hot topics for it. We got lots of hot topics."
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