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Trisha Paytas
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Moses Hackman
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Trisha Paytas
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Injury is an additional coverage and subject to policy terms. It's just like when someone is like just an awful person and they're ugly, like oozes out. You know what I mean? That's what it is. So when people are like saying, oh, jump scare, it's because you're protruding that. It's not like you're unattractive booking. It's just the ugly comes out, you know what I mean? And everyone's like, ooh, hello. Welcome to Just Trish podcast. But the gay version.
Trisha Paytas
Gayer than ever.
Moses Hackman
Gayer than ever. Didn't know that could be possible. We're amping up all the gay today. Moses, Oscar, amp it up. Turn that gay natural.
Trisha Paytas
Yes, honey. Yeah. The house down boots.
Moses Hackman
Sounds just like you every day. Just your everyday stream. Your Sunday stream.
Trisha Paytas
Yes.
Moses Hackman
That was good though. I like it. I'm not going to even ask Moses to do it. I was about to ask him like, nevermind. Let's just skip through that, you guys. Happy Pride month. We hope Pride just happened over the weekend. World Pride is happening this week. Friday night I will be there performing right after Betty who and right before Rita Ora. We are sandwiched in a good spot. 5:25 Main stage, Washington D.C. world pride. Be there, be square. This whole weekend is the last weekend of the Eras of Trish tour. I know. And it's June. We have all rainbow outfits. We're putting gay into the show for the first time. Exclusive, exclusive Pride merch fans. Eras of Trish fans. Everything's gonna be sold. It's gonna be so great. We hope to see you there. Bring all your friends.
Trisha Paytas
Only the gay ones.
Moses Hackman
Only the gay ones for sure. That yes. Otherwise leave the streets at home. It's not for them. Not for Jojo Siwa this year. Damn, she's queer. She's invited. Everyone's invited to the. Is it the barbecue? Is that what people say? Yeah, like you can come to the barbecue work. Okay. Yeah, you're invited to the barbecue. And mugs available now@just trish.com. just sip your.
Oscar
Oh, you get the mug.
Moses Hackman
Your little drinks, huh?
Oscar
You get the mug.
Moses Hackman
You don't have one.
Oscar
I am, but I'm saying today you get ordered.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, the mug cam.
Oscar
You're the mug cam.
Moses Hackman
This is oversized mug too, so you look teeny tiny when you're drinking it. It's a big, giant mug. You should hold it in comparison to see if it still looks big next to you. Mine looks big, right? I don't know. It also just.
Trisha Paytas
This is a big.
Oscar
Yeah, I mean, I use them every day.
Moses Hackman
This is a big. Oversized, but not crazy. I don't know if you can, like eat soup out of it, but it is an oversized.
Oscar
So you can have a good amount of wine in it.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, you actually can fit a lot into it. Everything just tastes better out of a Just Trish mug. So get your Just Trish mugs today. Glitter and pink and gay because it's pride. So we're gonna make that. And then over here we have Just Trish reusable tumblers with a little silicone band and top and just cute little. Everyone's monetizing off our checker print Just Trish, so I thought we are too. Okay, so. Oh, it's a bamboo cup. There it is. Hand wash them. Keep your drinks tasty with the Just Trish beverage ware. And we also have Just Trish trucker hats. These are so cute on. I can't put them on today because my wig. But they are so cute on and I love them so much. We have silver and we have the checkered print one here. Yeah. So, you know, it looks really cute. And I don't have a wig on. I swear it looks really good because it's giving Britney Spears. But you know, I started these in 2023 and we just got them. They took a while there. Oh, perfect.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, there you go. Good model.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, you are a good model.
Trisha Paytas
You have a good head for a hat modeling.
Moses Hackman
You do have for it. Mine does fit, but it just. I got the wig. I got everything going against it. Yeah, you look great. So there you go. Get your hats today, your mugs today, and we'll see you at the Eras of Trish tour this weekend. And if you have an extra Labubu with rainbow teeth. Two extra. Me and Oscar are looking for the.
Trisha Paytas
Secret buying for those rainbow Labo. Jimmy is the only one out of the whole crew that has one.
Moses Hackman
That's crazy. And it was just luck.
Trisha Paytas
Just luck. That's why he's in here complaining they get stolen. I'm like, listen, you have the good.
Moses Hackman
Luck, so, yeah, we know where you live, Jimmy. I don't know if that's weird. Yeah, I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
No, I tell him all the time.
Moses Hackman
I was gonna say, my Oscar's rubbed off on me because even during times like, let's rob him, I know you.
Trisha Paytas
Did a little Q and A. Where can I get this? I'm like, I know exactly where we can find it.
Moses Hackman
I almost reposted, but I was like, let me not give. Anyways, Jimmy, leave her cut. Depending on your safety. But we did get some Labubus again this weekend. We got a Labubu with a Birkin. We got a Glinda Labubu. This was a faux Birkin made by Brian.
Trisha Paytas
That looks really good.
Moses Hackman
Yes. He made his. And he made me one, too. And he came to St. Louis because I have my real Birkin over here. It looks. It looks this better. Honestly. It looks identical, but honestly, better. It looks fuller. It looks better. I'm gonna wear the pink one because I'm scared to wear this one out. Honestly, it's more value than mine. But rainbow Birkins are making a comeback. We got a snake Labubu for Year of the Snake. I didn't even know.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, I didn't know that either.
Moses Hackman
You've seen these or no. Yeah. Moses just found it in our. My little suitcase today because we've been unpacking stuff.
Oscar
But let me give you some more. So I'll show you a couple more things.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, we got some more.
Oscar
This one I saw on Tick Tock somebody as they were making this.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. That was so cute. Oh, that's really cute. We should hang it in our entry.
Oscar
And then we got the whole Just Trish Lego set.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God.
Moses Hackman
Oh, yeah. Oscar, Moses, and me.
Trisha Paytas
That's crazy.
Moses Hackman
Your little glasses. Lego.
Oscar
And then you actually, like. You called me and you told me about this sticker, the water droplet sticker.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. She was so excited, but I was, too. I thought they were just cute stickers she made. And then she. Look at the detail of it. Like, it's a water droplet, but he's holding mug and canned fish.
Trisha Paytas
How cute.
Moses Hackman
So most of his mascot, right? I was like, so cute.
Oscar
But we Got your. Your bundle here, Oscar.
Trisha Paytas
Oh. Oh, my God. Love. I love. How sweet. Thank you. Oh, I see. Next. Axolotl. How cute. Thank you so much.
Moses Hackman
People love the whale Axolotl. Otters.
Trisha Paytas
Where is the shirt from? My official merch.
Moses Hackman
Ooh, ooh. Is that maybe from Oscar?
Trisha Paytas
Because he has one. I was like, where'd you get that? Oh, my God.
Moses Hackman
Where did he get it? He made.
Trisha Paytas
He needs to make my merch, I guess.
Moses Hackman
You actually look really good. I love all the looks a wearing my own merch. Yeah, you should. You love those shirts.
Trisha Paytas
Wow. This actually eats. Oh, my God. Great quality, too.
Moses Hackman
He wore to the show. I was like, I love it.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God.
Moses Hackman
I still think people think he's you love. Because people will be like, you guys should go on tour. And I'll be like, him and me. And I'm like, me and Oscar crave.
Trisha Paytas
Maybe.
Moses Hackman
Maybe that's what they meant.
Trisha Paytas
I don't know. I'm just.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, but they love you.
Trisha Paytas
Thank you guys so much.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oscar.
Trisha Paytas
Oscar crave stickers.
Moses Hackman
Wow. Oscar crave. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
He is on it.
Moses Hackman
I really can't even sit everything. Well, not just at this point, I think, because yesterday I was not to be. I don't like to complain. I really don't, because I have so much to be grateful for. Oh, my God. But I didn't sleep at all yesterday. And my chair didn't go back on the plane. And it's like a four and a half plane ride back from Nashville. Sitting hurts. Everything's so high. And I'm like, oh, I just, like, I was so, so nauseous. And then I told the. I was up front at the beginning because I was like, I feel a little nauseous. Can I have, like, a bag? And I guess you're not supposed to say you're sick before you take off because they're like, well, you feel sick. You have to deplane. And I was like, just anxiety, actually. Just never mind. And I was like, can I have the bag anyways? And so they gave me the bag and ginger ale and I just sat. And I was just like, so not. And then they were like, asking how far along I was. I googled on tsa and they said, like, you can fly up to, like, 34 weeks, and I'm only 31, so I'm fine. I don't know. Can they kick you off the plane for being too pregnant?
Trisha Paytas
I don't know.
Moses Hackman
My doctor says it's okay. I don't know. We have one week left. We're gonna make it count. But I was like, sitting. Like, sitting up hurts. It's so crazy. So maybe I'll lean back a little bit. I don't know. It's just. It's been one.
Trisha Paytas
You know, it's getting there too. Really Just around the corner at this point.
Moses Hackman
I know July birthdays are upon us. Cancer seasons happening sooner than we think. Sorry, Geminis. We're skipping past it, but it is crazy. I noticed you had a snake on your shirt. What is this?
Trisha Paytas
Oh, yeah. I went full snake today in honor of Taylor Swift.
Moses Hackman
Oh. Cause she got her masters back.
Trisha Paytas
Mm. And she said she's gonna release the vault. Like, the vault tracks for reputation at some point. So I'm like, honestly, I'm good. I'm glad that she, you know, won. She did her big one. She got her money's worth.
Moses Hackman
So I literally have no idea what any of that means. 2017, 2019.
Trisha Paytas
I see it in your eyes.
Moses Hackman
The voice, maturing. What does that mean? Okay, just that she sounds different. So it wouldn't be the same for you.
Trisha Paytas
No. Like, her voice on all the other albums, like, she was younger, so her voice just sounds different. So it sounds. I don't know, there's. You can. A little bit of a difference, but reputation, her, she sounds the same because she was a grown adult.
Moses Hackman
So what she held, was she 2017 a while ago?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. So she must have been like maybe 29, 30. So I feel like her voice was pretty mature by that.
Moses Hackman
How does she know?
Trisha Paytas
36, 34, I think.
Moses Hackman
No, she was born 89. That's a year after me, so I'm 37. She must be 36. That's crazy because she does look so young to me. She is in my head too. Like a 25 year old. Yeah, she looks good, but that's crazy to be like she's gonna be 40 in four years.
Trisha Paytas
I know.
Moses Hackman
Like, she always just seems like a little kid to me. But the youthfulness.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, she looks great.
Moses Hackman
She's out to dinner with Selena last night.
Trisha Paytas
I want to know what the tea was. There's a one photo of them, and Taylor's just gagged at whatever tea Selena's spilling. And I want more than anything to know what the hell they were talking about.
Moses Hackman
Do you think it was a setup shot?
Trisha Paytas
No, because why?
Moses Hackman
She never else photographed anymore. Like, I always feel like she chooses when to be photographed. She was dressed up. She had heels.
Trisha Paytas
Well, she went out in public, so I think she knows when she goes out in public, she's gonna get Photo.
Moses Hackman
You think that's the only time she's been out in public in like years?
Trisha Paytas
No, because she was out like in New York. She knows she's gonna get photographed. So if she doesn't want to get like paparazzi, she's not in New York.
Moses Hackman
Where's she at?
Trisha Paytas
Wherever, with Travis.
Moses Hackman
Kelsey, that's so crazy because I. I love the idea of never going out, but then what do you do? You just stay in the whole time?
Trisha Paytas
I think there's just places where there's like not paparazzi around. So I don't think so. She was in Florida for a while and the only like photo that came out was just because someone took a photo of them in the restaurant.
Moses Hackman
That's crazy.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
That's amazing. Well, guess Florida's not too bad. Guess that's a place to go hide out. That's because you never do see her out. And I'm always like. Even I think about like Brad Pitt or like Tom Cruise. I'm like, how come we never like just see them out? And like, maybe they don't go out. Like I think about with kids. Like we go out with our kids. I mean, we see someone like every, every day. There's like at least five people we see just going down the street to like lunch. I'm like, how do really big celebrities do? I guess they just can't go out.
Trisha Paytas
Or you just know which areas, like not go in. I guess, like there's never paparazzi at where I go.
Moses Hackman
So you don't think.
Trisha Paytas
Come on. No, I've. I have never once in like my area ever seen a paparazzi.
Moses Hackman
Even like fan paparazzi. We've been paparazzi at the PF Changs near you.
Trisha Paytas
I guess fan paparazzi? Yeah, but not like real paparazzi. Not like a tmz.
Moses Hackman
That's what I'm saying. I feel like someone like Taylor Sword. You think there'd be fan paparazzi's everywhere.
Trisha Paytas
It happens a lot. I mean, she was pretty hidden for like a couple months. And yeah, the only photo that really came out was like Florida like a week or two weeks ago.
Moses Hackman
Wow.
Trisha Paytas
But she just wasn't in New York. When she's in New York, anywhere she goes, she gets. I mean, they wait outside her apartment.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's so weird. It's like that one photo, like you said, there's one photo. They're dressed up.
Trisha Paytas
There's more. There's photos of them going in and out.
Moses Hackman
You Know where they were at?
Trisha Paytas
They were at a bar. I don't really know New York that.
Moses Hackman
Well, but it looks like the one I went to. I went to one after my show and they're like, everyone comes here. Justin Bieber, Hailey. Hailey Baldwin or Hailey Bieber. I guess it's like. I don't know. And then I went. Nobody was there. I was like. I was so excited. But it did kind of look like the outside of that place. I can't remember what it was called. But they're like, it's so hard to get a reservation here. You have to come. And then nobody was there.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, well. You were the big star that day.
Moses Hackman
I was the only person in there. But it was like 20 minutes from the city too. Remember that one I went to? Remember. Forgot what it was called. But anyways. Happy Pride. Did you go to We Hope?
Trisha Paytas
No.
Moses Hackman
Why not?
Trisha Paytas
Okay. I've come to the realization and let me. I'm gonna be vulnerable here. I don't think I like parades. I really was thinking about it and I'm like, I think I just don't like them.
Moses Hackman
You don't like parades?
Trisha Paytas
I don't think I like parades. I was seeing all, like, the WeHo Pride, like, Instagram stories and stuff. And I'm like, I saw Cara Delevingne drive by on, like, a little car on the float. I saw the Pop Mart Flow. Huh? Shout out. Ali and Manny Mua. They were the ambassadors. They were the gay ambassadors around the float.
Moses Hackman
How did they get that?
Trisha Paytas
I have no idea.
Moses Hackman
Should have been up there.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. Ally.
Moses Hackman
Come on.
Trisha Paytas
Exactly.
Oscar
Were they throwing laboors in the crowd?
Trisha Paytas
Honey.
Moses Hackman
But could you imagine?
Trisha Paytas
It'd be World War iii. The gays would be fighting for this. Me going to Pride just to get a Jimmy.
Moses Hackman
Should have been on the Pop Mart flow. I know he was there.
Trisha Paytas
He's very fear. Like, he's a very influential Pop Mart ambassador.
Moses Hackman
I would say him and Ms. Remy Ash and have influenced me to do Pop Mart.
Trisha Paytas
I honestly think so. Like Jimmy, Jewel Sparkles, Vanilla Maze. I feel like those are the Jules sparkles. Was a really big one because I was resisting Jimmy. But then Jules was just so. She got all the Drag Race girls, though. Like, all the rude girls are loving the boo Boos now. Susie too was anti Labubu. But now Jules has Susie opening Labubus and having a fun time.
Moses Hackman
I love it so much. Yeah. She is a trendsetter. She started me gooning.
Trisha Paytas
True. You are in your tour photo. I'm like, you're gooning live at the air.
Moses Hackman
Oh, yeah, they bring signs. It's like, can we goon together? Every city this weekend had that.
Oscar
So I was like, people that goon together stay together.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, honestly. Thanks, Jules, for that. I love it. She even commented on my one where I did a gooning. She, like, love it. She started it. She's queen, trendsetter of everything.
Trisha Paytas
She's very influential. Show that Joel Sparkles.
Moses Hackman
Corey King was at Pride, too. She was like.
Trisha Paytas
She performed, I think.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. She had a pink dress on. Looks so good.
Trisha Paytas
Very booked, that Corey King.
Moses Hackman
They are booked and busy. So what were you doing yesterday?
Trisha Paytas
Not at Pride.
Moses Hackman
What'd you do? Did you just. How can you not go to Pride? I was so sad.
Trisha Paytas
No, I not. I don't like parades. And also with we hope prize especially, it's like, too many hot people. And it's also hot outside. It's like, literally, if you had to, like, design my worst nightmare, I think it would be Pride, as much as I love it.
Moses Hackman
What?
Trisha Paytas
I love churros.
Moses Hackman
I wanted the churros. I haven't seen everyone eat the churros. I was like, damn, that looks good.
Trisha Paytas
It's hot. It's like 100 degrees.
Moses Hackman
Bring a fan.
Trisha Paytas
There's too many hot people. So that I'm just like extra self conscious because I'm like, it's too many hot people in one setting.
Moses Hackman
Isn't that the point? It's like, wow, look at all these hot people everywhere.
Trisha Paytas
You're hot. It's cool. It's like, damn, look at me with all these my fellow hotties.
Moses Hackman
But that's. Even if you're the ugly, you go get your Tinder photo there. You know what I mean? Take a picture next to the hot guy. Post it.
Trisha Paytas
That is the worst. Like, really? Yes. There is nothing worse because, I mean, at the second photo, they're going to know that you're the ugly.
Moses Hackman
Well, don't put a second photo on.
Trisha Paytas
Just the one.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, that's the key. That's why you go to those things. Yeah. I can't believe you missed it.
Trisha Paytas
No, it's like every. It's like the perfect storm for me to not go, actually. So it's like too many hot people. It's hot outside. I don't like parades.
Moses Hackman
What about the lesbian march on Saturday? I wanted to go to that also.
Trisha Paytas
I was kind of May 31st. I'm not ready. I'm not ready to celebrate gayness that day. You know what I mean? Like, I'm still processing march. So I'm like, I'm not mentally prepared for, like, June Pride on May 31.
Moses Hackman
What happened to April?
Trisha Paytas
No, I'm all the way back in March, mentally. Yeah, there's a delay. I mean, like, processing. It's been a crazy six months so far, but.
Moses Hackman
No, I know. It really has been.
Trisha Paytas
So I think probably do a little bit later in June. I think next week, like, the World Pride weekend is good, because then you're like, oh, yes, it's June. You're, like, settled into it, and then I can celebrate.
Moses Hackman
Thought I was a little too early.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I was a little too early as well.
Moses Hackman
June 1st really does roll around and everyone's just rainbows.
Trisha Paytas
I know what not everyone. Like, a lot of companies aren't doing big Pride stuff this year, which is very sad. But guess who is? Pop Mart. So anyone who's, like, upset at us, you know, promoting Labu boos. Well, at least they're at the WeHo Pride.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Everything Rainbow, their TikTok shop. They're selling gay stuff. So let's celebrate that we're supporting a company that at least embraces queer identity.
Moses Hackman
That's so true. Then you have companies like Target shout out Jimmy for Boots on the Ground on this one. Did you see the TikTok he sent us? I guess everyone's upset with Target. They're always kind of upset with Target, with Pride, for a couple reasons, I guess. One year was in the back, and now it's in the front. I guess also, too. Do they donate to any charities?
Trisha Paytas
I would. Let me see, actually.
Moses Hackman
And then they rushed it this year. They were trying to get that Pride merch out early and forgot to put any wording on the labels. They put gibberish on there. There was absolutely nothing to be said.
Oscar
The placeholder. Somebody was supposed to fill it in.
Moses Hackman
Oh, really? Is that what it was?
Oscar
Yeah, because it's a famous. What do you call it? Just when you want to fill in a text, it's a. It's always the same. That's what I was saying.
Moses Hackman
What? Oh, I didn't know.
Oscar
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
So someone just forgot to write text on the tag.
Oscar
So they're supposed to refill that with text.
Moses Hackman
They must donate to someone. I mean, you can't do Pride Merge without donating, right?
Trisha Paytas
It doesn't say on their website. It just says celebrate Pride. Pride collection. I feel like it would advertise.
Moses Hackman
No. Could you imagine if they just kept all the money? They're like, let's just monetize off. Cause the shirts literally just say gay. And I'm like, which I love, but also like, okay, well donate to some.
Trisha Paytas
Out loud and Proud they have. Okay. Oh, they have a little gay bird that kind of looks like you.
Moses Hackman
Like me? Let me see what it's kind of.
Trisha Paytas
It's Bridgerton. You.
Moses Hackman
Wait, why is she like that? That's a Pride one.
Trisha Paytas
This is the Pride one.
Moses Hackman
Why did they put her in a pink Bridgerton dress? You. They're like, that's gay. I'll take her. What's her name?
Trisha Paytas
Pride. Featherly friend.
Oscar
Is it for Amish people or what?
Moses Hackman
What is that?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, it's odd, but also like, I feel like they downsize the Pride collection in stores because they're like, you know, it's not as cool in this political climate, I guess to do Pride. So again, that's why Pop Mart, at least they're. They're still.
Moses Hackman
Oh, is that why you think it's less?
Trisha Paytas
I think because it's smaller. Yeah. A lot of companies, like, usually they make the little like I social media rainbow and stuff.
Moses Hackman
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Trisha Paytas
I feel like all time of year though. Just for like pride though, I feel like you don't like rainbows, but you like rainbows in the context of gay all year round.
Moses Hackman
Oh, for sure that. Well, if you're talking about gays, yes. Rainbows, they don't go with much. Like this goes with nothing.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. It is kind of the ugliest flag, surprisingly. Because you think that the gay flag would be like the fiercest one.
Moses Hackman
But the rainbow doesn't go with much like the rainbow emoji is what I'm thinking of the rainbow flag, you know, it's cool. But the rainbow emoji, I don't know, like the actual.
Trisha Paytas
I mean the rainbow emoji is just like the rainbow. No.
Moses Hackman
Right. But then there's like the rainbow flag that you know what I mean? Looks more like a. You know, chevrons. But yes. Rainbow people all year.
Trisha Paytas
Yes.
Moses Hackman
Work mama Gay all year. I know we landed yesterday at 10am and my producer, Jeremy went, and he was, like, the only one who went by noon to go to the parade. And he's like, no one else is going. I'm like, no. And then he's just like, okay, well, way to celebrate your pride. They're like, we're celebrating 365. That's what we're celebrating. I was like, okay, that's tea. Nobody went. Everyone's like, we're tired. We're going. Tea. Yeah.
Oscar
Whole tour is to celebrate. Been celebrating it for months now.
Moses Hackman
Pride. Yes, we have. But actual gay people be celebrating it every day. Turn on Grindr and your pride. You know what I mean? But I do love a Pride month. I just. Like, a month for gays. I think that is where we are, where we need.
Trisha Paytas
Uhhuh. Except for Jojo Siwa, which was down bad. Celebrating June 1, the first day of pride, she said with heterosexual.
Moses Hackman
I know.
Trisha Paytas
Relations.
Moses Hackman
Crazy. Isn't that crazy? The bad one. At first, when I opened My ex and I saw it, I literally thought it was, like, a picture of, like, me or something. I get nervous. You know what I mean? I guess if I got, like, not saying her, but I'm just saying, like, if I got, like, blacked down. Don't remember on tour, because I was gone, and I was like, did I? You know, Which. I'm always scared. Like, it's a weird fear because I literally just go home and sleep. But I'm always scared, like, someone's gonna be in the room or someone's gonna take, like, a picture of me, like, in a compromising situation. I thought that would take me for a second. I don't know why. Like, my first thought was, like, that looks like me. But then I didn't see it because I. That's, like, my fear, right? Is like, with all the cheating men out there in the world, I just think, like, oh, my God. What if I was, like, in a position where it looks like I'm, like, cuddling somebody? And then I saw this picture. I'm, like, kind of looked like that. It looks like a one you take when someone, like, doesn't know. You know what I mean?
Trisha Paytas
It was sleeping. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
And he's just like. That's like. I don't know. It's giving. It was giving. Peekaboo.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
But you also know that she's posing, like, the whole thing.
Moses Hackman
Not Necessarily.
Oscar
I think this was posed.
Moses Hackman
I'm taking pictures of people sleeping.
Oscar
Yeah. But I have. When you look at her face, you can see that she was just like, okay, close your eyes for a second and take the picture.
Trisha Paytas
I mean, the flash was on, so I mean, you're woken her up. Yeah. It's like, what the hell?
Moses Hackman
To me, I look candid. I thought it was candid. I thought it was me for real. I was like, oh, my gosh.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Chris Hughes on first day of pride. Damn. Posted on a Snapchat and captioned it Sleeping Beauty. And it was the two of them. He. I didn't have her shirt on. It didn't look like she had a top on either, which was very weird. I mean, maybe she had like a. There was a strap. Yes. Maybe she had like a bralette. I don't know. But it's very odd. Some people said it looked like when you have like skin to skin contact with the baby, that's kind of what it was giving. And I'm like, damn, I can't unsee that. I really can't see it.
Moses Hackman
Well, her defense, that is what's cuddling is, you know, true.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. I think it was just her head and her hair was like so looked at. So when you look really quick, it's.
Moses Hackman
Like, huh, yeah, that one. She could have put her hair down a little, like a little tassel if it was posed. But I don't think it was posed because that would be me. I wear my hair up ugly. Not ugly, but like, I wear my hair up ugly all the time. So if I were to take an actual picture of me and was kind of like, that's what it would look like and my hair would look a little cuckoo. So that's why I thought it was more candid. But she. Yeah, well, you know, she. Did she. Or am I just like making this up? Did she give a statement on it? She said she confirmed that they are. Oh, yeah, they're no longer platonic. It's no longer a platonic thing. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
She confirmed that she is head over heels for Chris and that it's not platonic anymore. She said it's been a beautiful development, a beautiful connection and I'm absolutely head over heels for him and he's the same way.
Moses Hackman
So it's official.
Trisha Paytas
It's official. It's very. I. Ever since Gabby Wendy raised the red flag about this Chris Hughes character.
Moses Hackman
Oh. Even more, I think on her podcast or someone else's, she like went more in depth of why.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God.
Moses Hackman
Dubious it wasn't just the age difference. There's, like, a lot more.
Trisha Paytas
I mean, he. I don't really trust the Love island guy like, that. I feel. Right.
Moses Hackman
Harry Jowsey is Love island, too.
Trisha Paytas
He's one of those. One of those islands.
Moses Hackman
I think he is. I think he is Australian one, right?
Trisha Paytas
I don't know.
Moses Hackman
I don't know. This guy's, like, British, too, or something, so. I know. I. You know, I'm Jojo. It's just like. It's just like. I, like, I do love her. I say it over and over. I love her so much. But, like, getting into another relationship right. When your last one just ended later.
Oscar
It'S not when the last one ended.
Trisha Paytas
Yes.
Moses Hackman
That's the bad part. And it's just a pattern. And it's just that. Because it's like, I get wanting to be in love and falling in love, but just, like, let yourself heal.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. And that was the thing that I was, like, rooting for Jojo, because in the celebrity Big Brother house, like, we said, it was like, the first time she was, like, free of influence from, you know, like, her team or her mom or everything, so she could, like, be herself and figure things out, and she did. And.
Moses Hackman
No, she had an older man. Stupid. And try to, like.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. Influence. Yes.
Moses Hackman
So he was the influence.
Trisha Paytas
So, yeah, you would think, like, if I was in that position, if it was, like, me and, like, if I was Chris and I was in this situation, I'd be like, you should, like, take a minute and figure yourself out. Like, figure out, like, your sexuality. Like, is this something you actually want? Especially you're 10 years older, so you definitely have the responsibility to be like, no. Like, you take a step back, figure yourself out, and figure out, do you want to be with a man, like, or do you really. Are you really a lesbian? Like, she seems also confused about her own sexuality. So, like, give her a second and figure that out.
Moses Hackman
Give her a second. Don't be blasting pictures in bed together. Because it's just like, don't be in bed with her at that age. You know what I mean? It's just like. Yeah, there's just a lot. There's a lot going on. Obviously, we see externally, but I'm sure, like, internally, there's probably more.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
And it's like, it's one thing if it would be, like, just for clout, but it's like, I just. I don't know if. And, you know, it's just. It's hard to tell.
Trisha Paytas
She denied. She got asked straight up if by the guardian, if this was a PR stunt. And she said that they have a genuine connection and they're not faking a thing. And said that even her family has noticed how much happier she is now than she has been in years. She said, clearly, you've never been around us. I won't. I won't speak for him, but for me personally, the happiness in my life just radiates off of me right now. Literally yesterday, I was massaging my cheeks. I've never before been in pain from smiling so much.
Moses Hackman
I feel like she says it's every relationship. It sounds literally, like, the same.
Trisha Paytas
The first interview, she does.
Moses Hackman
Everything like, this is it. This is for real. I'm so in love. We're gonna have kids. I wonder if she keeps the same name with each person.
Trisha Paytas
I feel like she has to, right? Because I feel like she's been saying those names for, like, a year.
Moses Hackman
I guess the names I could see keeping. But, like, I always wanted, like, a Disney wedding, but I always talked about that with someone else. So, like, when I was like, I can't have a Disney wedding, I talked about with someone else. Not that the other person wanted it, but it was like. I was like, no, I've already said that with somebody else. I can't. But then I regret it. I wanted that wedding for me. Like, you know what I mean? But the names. Yeah, I guess the names have always been mine, so I guess, yeah, girl, keep those names. Maybe it'll happen.
Trisha Paytas
Maybe. I mean, also, in the big brother house, he was talking about putting babies in her too, so.
Moses Hackman
Red Flag.
Trisha Paytas
Mm.
Moses Hackman
When a guy. So quickly. Red flag. Trust me, I'm. That. I was that guy. I'm like, I need a baby right now. Red flag. Almost broke up with Moses over it. I was like, if you don't give me a baby, then we're gonna be done. He started packing those things up, and I was like, don't go. Just stay. You know what I mean? But I was like, I'm like, we have to break up. I can't. I can't be with you if you don't want to have babies right now. And I remember you were packing stuff out of the dresser, and I was like, no, don't go.
Trisha Paytas
Psych.
Moses Hackman
I thought it worked. I thought ultimatums worked like that. I don't think they do, no.
Oscar
Well, that's.
Moses Hackman
With me, but not with. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Not with a normal person, I don't think. Yeah. Trapping someone with a baby is, like, a strong foundation of a. I was.
Moses Hackman
Pretty honest I was like, well, I'm not on birth control, but I want a baby, so trapping is crazy.
Trisha Paytas
Mm.
Moses Hackman
There's one of my hot topics is trapping, but we can keep on the JoJo one.
Trisha Paytas
Well, JoJo is still celebrating Pride because people have been like, damn, like, she was so lesbian. Now she's starting Pride with heterosexual relations. But, no, she's still celebrating Pride. She said happy day one of the happiest month on her Instagram story. What I have learned over the last 22 years is that pride is all about love, acceptance, and celebration. No matter who you are or what you are, you are you. You beautiful. You are perfect. Everyone's story is different, and everyone's journey is different. The most beautiful thing about love is that it's just love. Happy Pride. To the beautiful LGBTQIA community, to the allies, and to all that exist.
Moses Hackman
It is. Love it. Lovely. I do love it. That is great, JoJo. We. That's cute. I love spreading the awareness, but she was, like, lesbian number one. You know what I mean? Like, she was like, I am full on lesbian. I created gay pop. And then to be like, just. So I'm with a guy now.
Oscar
I mean, but she's still queer. Like, bi.
Trisha Paytas
She's queer.
Oscar
She's not.
Moses Hackman
I think it's just a shock because she was with, like, so many girls. But, yeah, I guess that there's.
Trisha Paytas
I feel like, usually the pipeline to figuring out sexuality for a lot of people. Both, like, men, women, non binaries. Usually you start out, like, people think bi at first and then from bye. But, like, actually, no, it's just one.
Moses Hackman
She went the other way.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Or some people are like, bye, stay by. Some people are by, go to one. But then she went lesbian to buy, so. Or whatever she considers she started.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
She said it is a little more unique.
Moses Hackman
I guess it's like when like, like guys, too, then they say they're gay, and then they end up, like, straight, and you're just like. Well, that was a. Yeah, I guess it happens.
Trisha Paytas
Clearly. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
That's crazy because some people, too, also just change too, you know? Like, I think Gigi came out and then she came out, you know, as true.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, it's transition and then.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. And now she's. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Lesbian, then pan. I think so. I think it changes a lot too, actually.
Trisha Paytas
I do know a lot of girls who transition and then are still lesbian, actually. I know, like, I have, like, two friends that, like, transition, but then are lesbian. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. So it does change. Wayne Brady just came out as Pansexual. Oh, really? No, he had such a good interview. Oh, T.S. madison, I think.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, really?
Moses Hackman
Yeah, he was on her podcast and he was talking about it and he like daughter helped him discover that he was panned because he thought he was bi. Then he was talking about bi erasure, which is like a big thing happening right now where like, it feels like bisexual is like not a thing and it's like being erased and stuff like that. So he is talking about that on there, but then he's explaining pan. And she asked such a good question because I was Pam, mean to you. I love this question. I love that you asked like, what it means to me because it means different things to different people. But he's just like open to like, just every everything, like trans men, trans women, cis, like all this stuff like that. So I was really, it was really interesting. I was like. I didn't know that about him, but.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I didn't know that either. Love.
Moses Hackman
I love Wayne Brady. I did meet him in the dubious David Dobrik days, but he was so nice. He was, he was at the, the Jonah's house. I don't know, he was like singing songs, whatever, but he was so nice and I just love that about him. I didn't know. I love. I love pansexual. I think that's. I think that's me. I think if you're attracted to Labubus, that's like a furry, I guess or something. Huh?
Trisha Paytas
It must be. Yeah. I've seen a lot of Labubu mascots out there. Like all these malls have like labuba mascots now, which are a little. No, I think I like the boo boos because they're small and got big heads and little bodies. But seeing it like a human sized one was a little like, shocking.
Moses Hackman
Moses makes this argument with everything. Like the coco melons that you can rent for parties. They're really tall and he's like, well, coco melon supposed to be a little baby. So.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, the proportions make a big difference.
Oscar
Yeah. And you see it every Easter. Like they'll bring a grown man in a bunny suit and. And literally Malibu ran away. She's like, what is that?
Moses Hackman
Well, we had a big stitch at our party. She like, we had a, like, we had a pretty tall stitch.
Oscar
Not too tall.
Trisha Paytas
I like it like, you know, universal. They got the minions. But like the, the proportions are still like there because it's just like a big body with tiny little legs. So.
Moses Hackman
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
They need to take a note. I want to see the labuba Mascot. That'd be kind of cool. We were watching. We were watching yesterday. There was, like, a furry sex scene. I've never seen that before. What was that?
Oscar
Overcompensating.
Trisha Paytas
Overcompensating your next big gig.
Moses Hackman
Apparently, I'm obsessed. And I'm even more obsessed because me and Benny, we just DM all day. And I'm like, he said he was going to come to my Chicago shows. I was trying to get to your Chicago show. I was like, oh, my God. Like, gagged. I was so. I think, like, when you get. Talk to someone, too, because we started watching the show because of you, and then we started watching. I'm like, oh, it's kind of good. And I'm like, let me just DM him. Be like, do you want to come on podcast? He's like, would love. And I was like, oh, my God. Okay. So then now all of a sudden, I'm getting attention, and I was like, oh, my God. Okay. So then we're watching it, and I'm just kidding. So I was already obsessed with it because it's just, like, story of my life, too. I feel like I was just like, oh, my God, like, be in love with, like, the gay guy.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God. Yes. You are her.
Moses Hackman
I know. Literally.
Trisha Paytas
God, you, Carmen, you're so carnal.
Moses Hackman
I feel it so much. I, like, was crying because we're, like, savoring the episodes. I, like, cried after, like, the fifth one. I was like, oh, my God. Wait, that's so.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. And if you guys don't know, overcompensating. Benny is, like, kind of based on his own life, and he's in college, and he is, like, confused about his sexuality, and he's like, has this, like, fake relationship with the girl because he wants to be straight, but he isn't telling her that he's gay. So she's, like, believing that they're a thing.
Moses Hackman
And it's frustrating, but, like, it's bad for. It's awful for both because it's like, you don't know. And, like, if someone tells you they're not, and then it's like, oh, then they're gay, but they don't tell you. Then you're like, it's me. And it's always the hot ones. Like, that. I. I dated a Benny. You know what I mean? I dated a Benny, and I was, like, so in love, and I was just like, oh, my God, I'm so in love. And it was just like. But yeah, when I look at that, like, the excuses, like, not have sex. I was like, oh, my God. Wait, this happened to me like multiple times. That was like, so triggering. I was like, I definitely try to like, yeah, sex. And then they're like, let's just watch the Britney Spears Honest Hotel tour dvd. And I was like, okay. And then you think you're even more in love because you think you have that in common. You're like, wow, we have so much in common. And it's good. We haven't finished it yet. We're only like. We're maybe six episodes through, so we're almost.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, take it slow.
Moses Hackman
That's what. That's what we're doing. We're saving because we went to hacks yesterday. We're trying to like, savor because it's like only what, 10 episodes or something?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
So is this supposed to take place in the early 2000s or 2000s?
Trisha Paytas
I think so. Because the music and everything seems very like Y2K.
Moses Hackman
All the titles are like Lucky Black Parade, Boom, Clap. Charlie XCX is in it though. And I was like, has she been around? And we googled it. She's been around since like 2012.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I was listening to her in college. Oh, I didn't know.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, so she just kind of blew up like this past year, a couple years.
Trisha Paytas
She said, like random hits. Can you remember Fancy with Iggy Azalea? That was with.
Moses Hackman
Oh, that was Charlie xx.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. So she's had like hits here and there. But yeah, Brad, I mean, that has been like the big like mainstream.
Moses Hackman
That's. We were just talking about that, like how it's so crazy, like Chapel Ruin too. It's like they've been around for like.
Trisha Paytas
Even like Sabrina, right? Oh my God.
Moses Hackman
We were talking about that on tour too. And literally everyone's like, no, this is her first album. Like, I think she's like been around for like a really long time. I love that. I love when people pop off like a decade later out of the Kia.
Trisha Paytas
Asylum, as they say.
Moses Hackman
I love that term.
Trisha Paytas
Freak out.
Moses Hackman
Where did we go over that? Was that Patreon?
Trisha Paytas
Patreon, yes, go to our Patreon.
Moses Hackman
We brought you a Patreon shout out.
Trisha Paytas
We always do.
Moses Hackman
That's your cue. Would I throw to you?
Trisha Paytas
Oh, now it's your cue. Yeah, it's your cue.
Moses Hackman
Cuz I. I have too many things in my head today.
Oscar
We do have new merch, so it's.
Moses Hackman
A bit adjust, but patreon.com just. Trish. We did our ranking our enemies.
Trisha Paytas
Yes.
Moses Hackman
I did post about it yesterday. Because I was like, oh, that was a good one. The thumbnail was good. Sometimes I go to post. I'm like, I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
Yes, I know what I'm making. The thumbnail too. Yes. I'm like, this is one that she's gonna let slide.
Moses Hackman
Because I was gonna, like, do a little scroll. And I was like, wait, they all look the same. I know you're busy. But I was like, I love that thumbnail. So I was like, let me post it. So I did post that. I do actually truly forget because, like, it doesn't go to my email anymore. So I forget. But anyways, go to our patreon. We have to do at the beginning. But like I said, we had much this time, so it's fine.
Trisha Paytas
It was a key over there. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Yes. It was really fun. And we did talk about the Kia Asylum.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
And it's Shout Out. Shout out. Kia.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. The rapper.
Moses Hackman
The rapper who it's this meme is named after.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. The rapper who heard song My Neck, My Back, My and My Crap.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. It's a pretty popular song.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
That's why I was like, kind of weird that they. We love it, though. And I don't want. I want to be in the Key Asylum, I guess.
Trisha Paytas
Honestly, I think it's kind of iconic.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Asylum, like, it's kind of camp to me.
Moses Hackman
Photoshop me in there somewhere. I want to see me in the Kia Asylum. I love now. I love overcoming. You got me hooked on it. Because that time McLaughlin was in it, which she's not into that much. She's only in like two episodes.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
To get me hooked on it.
Trisha Paytas
A lot of good guest stars of Megan Fox as you get to her. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Mom was like, is that really her? I was like, I think so. Because they said they had a cameo.
Trisha Paytas
Big cameos in there.
Moses Hackman
A lot of Tick Tockers. Because Caleb was the furry. That's how we got on the episode.
Trisha Paytas
I forgot about that. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
I was like, love him. And then this other girl I follow, I can't remember her name, but she also. She's like the Twilight parodies on Tick Tock. She was also in it and we talked about that last time, but I was like, oh, look at all these tiktokers. I love it.
Trisha Paytas
You in season two, hopefully someone said they want you to be the campus police or something. Like, I could see that.
Moses Hackman
I would love.
Trisha Paytas
All right.
Moses Hackman
Because he's only a freshman, so he's got some time. Yeah, I know. I watch shows that I'm like, Oh, I could see if I could fit in there. I don't know if I'd fit it in this show. I think it's very young and hip and definitely not me. But isn't his mom played, like, by, like, Connie? Yeah. Who's on, like, White Lotus. So I think they have. They have a pretty stacked cast, but, you know, I'm always available, but who knows? My best friend of 20 years hasn't even put me in his movie. So we'll see. We'll see how it goes. But I do like it. I love it. It's on Amazon, of all things. Like, so random. Who knew Amazon had good shows?
Trisha Paytas
What else is on there?
Moses Hackman
What do you always tell me with Walton Goggins?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, Fallout. Yeah, Fallout's on there. What else is on Prime? I kind of forgot Mr.
Oscar
Beast.
Trisha Paytas
Beast Games. Yeah. On our enemies list. Find out where he ranks on patreon.com dusttrish oh, yeah.
Moses Hackman
Our number one tiers are public enemies. Those were. Those were pretty. Those are pretty easy.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Then we created a category for a person all on their own. When it got to the end of it, we're like, well, we have no idea where this person. That was a pretty fun game.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, it was fun.
Moses Hackman
And make sure you subscribe because we have lots coming up, including apology videos and. And more. That was a fun day. We had a whole day dedicated Patreon. That was a good time. I like that. We used to do those. That way I have all the energy, the focus on it.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, we're locked in.
Moses Hackman
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Trisha Paytas
Really? Is it all the penises in there?
Moses Hackman
Oh, it is all the penises. And I did get confirmation that it is a penis double for Walton Goggins.
Trisha Paytas
Wait, a double?
Moses Hackman
Yeah. A double? Yeah. They have someone else stand in for him.
Trisha Paytas
Whoa.
Moses Hackman
And they are not allowed to cast based on what the penis looks like. You're not. You can't even see the penis when you're casting.
Trisha Paytas
Well, that makes sense. Oh, wait for the double.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. Like, they don't know if it's gonna be big or small.
Oscar
Oh, but isn't that part of, like, the directions or the script?
Moses Hackman
Like, no, I guess they're, like, not allowed. Like, Danny McBride, who created the show, who plays, like, the main gemstone brother, like, he can't see it. Walton Goggins doesn't have a say.
Oscar
Right. But I'm saying the production has to say, like, they want him to be.
Moses Hackman
I don't think so. I don't think you can ask to see your penis.
Trisha Paytas
Discriminate discrimination.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one.
Oscar
But when they cast, don't they go through headshots?
Moses Hackman
Headshots.
Trisha Paytas
But not.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, Isn't that crazy? They should, though. I'm sorry. I do think you should have to show your boobs. Like, if you have to show your boobs, you should see what the boobs look like. I said, forget them. To the Greek. They had me show my boobs because they were like, well, we want to see them.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God.
Moses Hackman
So I don't.
Oscar
Nobody have. Because, let's say, a Lot of women have body doubles, right? So they would choose somebody that looks.
Moses Hackman
Similar to the actress body doubles, but not like a. A boob or penis double.
Oscar
Because you can't have somebody that's like, flat and suddenly shows up.
Moses Hackman
Well, you can see that through a.
Trisha Paytas
Photo if they have big or little body type. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
No one knows Walton Goggin's penis from the double's penis. It could be anything. It could be crooked, it can be whatever.
Oscar
Right, that. But I'm saying the production must see the options.
Moses Hackman
No, he said no. By the way, he didn't tell me this. This was on Stephen Colbert. It wasn't like a personal conversation inside T. I'm like, by the way, Found out he talked about this. I think that's Stephen Colbert or something like that. But. But he does follow me. He did check the DMS.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, that's major.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, he follows me. Check the DMs, left me on scene. Damn. It worked, though. You were right. I did check. I say, check your dms. He's like, I didn't get anything. So I'm like, I sent it again. It was seen. It was just me asking him to own podcast. Like, what the. Oh, I do not have time for this. But anyways, it was very exciting, all of that. And yeah, I guess they. Guess they have penis doubles for that show. I guess Danny McBride's known for just having male. God, who else? Oh, overcompensating handmail kind. Male penises are everywhere.
Trisha Paytas
Overcompensating has a lot of. A lot of penis.
Moses Hackman
That's so. You don't think they. Yeah. You don't think they can see any of it before. That's so weird.
Trisha Paytas
I. I guess. I mean, it does feel like it would be discriminatory. I'm sure if they do the prosthetics, they pick one out that's like, this is what I want it to look like. Right. I would think.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. But this one, I think what Walton was explaining was that it was like, someone's actual penis.
Trisha Paytas
Wow, what a job.
Moses Hackman
What a job it would be.
Oscar
Well, I mean, there's a lot of people in the. Because in the art world, you get nude models to paint and sculpt and all that. There's people that. That's all they do.
Moses Hackman
I'm just shocked actors care that about showing their penis. I'm surprised he does. Like, he wouldn't just do it, like, because. You know what I mean? If you can't pick who's your body double, show yours. Do you know what I mean? Especially as actors are just acting. You know, they always say that with sex, with kissing. It's just acting. You know what I mean? So it's like just. It's part of your instrument, your tool. You know what I mean? Yeah, I just. I don't know. It's always. It's so funny. That's so weird. Anyways, if anyone wants to cast me, I'll just show everything. You don't have to cast. Yeah. FUPA double for me, you know, I would just show it all. I. Yeah. Overcomes any hand penises too, I guess. It's just so jarring because, like, they never used to show penises back in the day. So now I'm always just like, oh, my God.
Trisha Paytas
It is shocking. Yeah. I'm like, whoa.
Moses Hackman
Right? Even White Lotus. That, like, little bit. You're just like, oh, okay.
Trisha Paytas
I feel like Benny just goes full. I feel like that's his real butt. I wonder if he has a butt double. I don't think so. I think he's proud of what he's working with.
Moses Hackman
Did you see his butt in this one? You don't see him peen?
Trisha Paytas
I think so. I think so. It's a lot of. It's a lot of butt, though. Like, he's naked quite a bit.
Moses Hackman
He's got a good body.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
He's always, like, shirtless. Yeah. We just got to the park, I guess. Spoiler alert. I don't know if it's a spoiler. We have to. The part where the guy is straight, his friend.
Trisha Paytas
It's not clear. It's like.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, I was like, that's the one where I cried because then he's left heartbroken. That other head goes with his girlfriend. I was just like, this is so sad. There's no way. There's no way he's straight.
Trisha Paytas
I don't know. Wait, I truly. I don't know. It's like a whole.
Moses Hackman
Oh, really?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. It's the mystery of the show. That's why I gotta wait to season two, I guess.
Moses Hackman
I guess you relate to that. Didn't you have a friend that was, like, straight, but also, like, very much flirty with you?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. My co worker at Target.
Moses Hackman
You would explain these stories and you're like. And I'm like, I definitely think he. That is weird.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. My co worker, he would. He was so flirty. He would just show up to my house sometimes and, like, hang out. He's very touchy. Went on trips together. But he was straight or is straight. I don't know. Maybe I don't know. He said he was straight. Not even, like, curious.
Moses Hackman
Wow. So why are you trying to get to my house and wanting to just, like, watch TV to get close together? It is crazy. I guess that's why the show's so good. It's relatable to so many people.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. Well, hopefully he gets a season two. He's pretty good. I like him. I like the other guy, too, on the show. The one that was on White Lotus. I like him, too. TK or straight? Because it doesn't matter. Can you ask that? You probably can't.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, Adam DeMarco.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. I think he's straight because he did. He's played gay in another show, and he was very gay. And everyone was gagged by how he. He played it very well. Everyone thought he did a good job playing gay.
Moses Hackman
He gives me gay vibes.
Trisha Paytas
For sure.
Moses Hackman
I thought he was. But I. A gay plays a straight.
Trisha Paytas
You know what I mean?
Moses Hackman
Like, it's. It's giving, bro. I love it. Yeah. Very handsome. Just very handsome. Gay men are so hot. Bonito is beautiful. What is that name? Bonito? I've never heard that.
Trisha Paytas
I know. I love it.
Moses Hackman
Is he Latinx?
Trisha Paytas
I think so. I think he.
Oscar
Because I have a friend, Bonito, but he's not Benito.
Moses Hackman
Oh. Like, I love it.
Oscar
I think of Spanish almost.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, that's what I think, too.
Trisha Paytas
Bonito Skinner, I'm pretty sure, because I remember I looked it up because I was like, his parents in the show are white. And I was like, is he white?
Moses Hackman
But I looked up and he's like.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, he's Latino, I'm pretty sure. Did you see the. And this is, like, probably the straightest news ever, but Sydney Sweeney selling soap. A bar of soap that has her bath water in it.
Moses Hackman
You buying it?
Trisha Paytas
I don't know. I am very curious about it. Like, can you really sell a bar of soap with, like, droplets of used bath water? But in the, like, you know, usually I was looking for, like, the fine print of it being, like, not. No, actual Cindy's money bath water was using the Soap. But they. Dr. Squatch is saying that it is for real. Her bath water. Drops of her bath water are put in the soap.
Moses Hackman
So she, like, was in a bath. And then they just, like, bottled that water and made it soap, I guess.
Trisha Paytas
So like, just put drops of it, I guess. And it's limited. There's only 5,000 bars of soap. So it really must be, like, a few drops in there. I don't know how much is it it's normal price. I think it's like $9. So not even. Yeah, it's not even like a limited edition. Expensive price.
Moses Hackman
Oh.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
I guess girls have been doing that for a while. I feel like they've been selling like.
Trisha Paytas
Like vials of bath water before.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, I mean it's probably a pretty easy gig. You just lay in some bath water. Although didn't Jacob Elordi do that too?
Trisha Paytas
It. There was a candle. What was it? It was a candle after Saltburn. But it was like a random. Etsy shop just said it smelled like Jacob Elordi's bathwater. It wasn't like an official Jacob Elordi partnership.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, she's kind of coming for his nachos. Because it wasn't in a bath.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. And he jizzed in the bath, right?
Moses Hackman
Oh, right, yeah. Barry Keoghan looked it up.
Trisha Paytas
Yes, yes, yes. So this is more. I guess she just took a bath. But the hygienics. Is that a word? The hygiene of it? Like, like can you put use bath water and soap?
Oscar
They probably. Whatever was in the bat, you know, they probably added stuff to it. But then they just. They dry all the water. They end up with some kind of a powder and that has nothing to it. And then they put that in the soap, you know, so there's no bacteria. Nothing is alive in that point.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, and I'm sure maybe. I would think maybe she had like a little swimsuit on or something right in the bath. Because I think it was a promotional. Like I think she. Because the photo that they're using to advertise it, I'm sure for a photo shoot that's just not going to be like naked.
Moses Hackman
Naked also. Like that would be unsanitary. Like vaginal secretions coming out. Just a little discharge in the soap.
Trisha Paytas
Dead.
Moses Hackman
That'd be crazy. I wonder if that affects you. If there is discharge in there. If it affects your eyes. I think about that. I still don't like baths. Sometimes baths make you feel like you're bathing your own filth.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I don't really live for a bath either.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. Unless you're doing it just to relax. Just like, like feel your body relax. But like cleanliness. I don't know.
Oscar
Yeah, you kind of shower yourself after the bath.
Moses Hackman
Right. But not everybody doesn't. Some people just take a bath to bathe themselves. That's it. It's propaganda. I'm not buying into baths make you clean.
Trisha Paytas
She said you kept asking about my bath water after the Dr. Squatch ad. So we kept it. Introducing Sydney's Bathwater Bliss, A very real, very limited edition soap made with my actual bath water. Available on c6625@drsquatch.com.
Moses Hackman
Oh, we should get some. Or it's gonna be. It's probably sold out quick, huh?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Only 5, 000 bars, so it is. Supplies are limited.
Moses Hackman
And who do you think is gonna be buying it?
Trisha Paytas
Straight men, for sure.
Moses Hackman
You think?
Trisha Paytas
I honestly think so. And then maybe a couple people like gays like us, who are like, oh, I'm work diva. You know what I mean?
Moses Hackman
Yeah, yeah. Buy it. I don't.
Trisha Paytas
Honestly, people were, like, very divided over it. Like, some people are. We're, like, mad at her for catering to, like, the male gaze. So hard. But G, G, A, Z, E. And then the other side was like, well, she's, like, very in on the joke, and she's very, like, in control of her image. So it's like, why not make a dollar off of, like, horny guys?
Moses Hackman
Yeah. And it gets her name out there.
Trisha Paytas
And I'm kind of on that. That side. Honestly, like, at first I was like, huh? But then I'm like, honestly, she knows how to get the money.
Oscar
It's not even. It's not even about money. It's a PR stunt because 5,000 units for 10 bucks. It's $50,000. That's not.
Trisha Paytas
No, but I think Dr. Squatch paid her, like, a million because she's, like, the spokesperson of the whole brand to.
Moses Hackman
Get more people to Dr. Squatch.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, right.
Oscar
It's more of a commercial. Let's say it's more of a PR stunt than her, actually. Like, the. The Bar of Soap is not really that.
Moses Hackman
Oh, yeah. I don't think she's doing it for 50,000. But. But she is interesting. I. I like her because she's interesting because she's like, the face of, like, mew Mew. But then also, like, does this. You know what I mean?
Trisha Paytas
I kind of like that. I mean, people are really coming for her. But I think it's. I kind of like that she's very much like. She's like, well, I've already been nude in euphoria, and guys are creepy about that, so I might as well make as much off of these, like, you know, creepy guys. But then she also like her film roles that she picks. Like, she picks very, like, smart roles. Like, she's playing, like, a female boxer in her new movie, and she's very, like, not glam in it, you know, so she does, like, the commercial Stuff and she does the mainstream stuff, but she's also doing, like, cool, like, artistic stuff, too.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. She gives, like, early Megan Fox where, like, girls and guys love her and.
Trisha Paytas
She'S lucky enough to at least, like, Megan Fox didn't have, like, the feminist movement, so, like, girls hated her. So at least Sydney has, like, the.
Moses Hackman
Girls coming behind her, like, let her do what she wants, you know, like, if you want to sell bath water to men, let her do that. Whereas, like, yeah, Megan Fox. Fox would done that. It's like, ill. What a scam.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Megan Fox did this in, like, 2008 or whenever. Like, the Transformers height was like, people would have been so terrible to her, so.
Moses Hackman
Well, it sounds like Cindy Sweeney is getting a little bit of that, but not as much.
Trisha Paytas
Not as much.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. And the big pro argument was, at least guys are going to be using soap now, which honestly. True. Like, at least there's 5,000. At least around 5,000 guys who'll be a little bit cleaner because.
Moses Hackman
Because guys forget to wash the buns.
Trisha Paytas
Wash that hole, you guys.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, the hole is nasty. Guys, I think they forget to wash that part of them. Like, it's so gross. I was like, that's the big one. You should. It's just awful, huh? Well, that's just to rinse. I hope you clean after.
Oscar
I'm just saying.
Moses Hackman
Okay.
Oscar
Highly recommend.
Trisha Paytas
You should be a bidet spokesperson.
Oscar
I would. It will change the world.
Moses Hackman
Oh, my God. He can eat us. You use it.
Trisha Paytas
I've only used it at Joey Graceffa's house because he has a bidet at every toilet and it is cool. There's a lot of buttons on the remote, though, which are kind of confusing.
Moses Hackman
I know at the hotels are like that, too. It's like heaters and this and that.
Trisha Paytas
Fans and how do you turn the water off? And I'm like, there's a lot to figure out.
Moses Hackman
And is it the same water that cleans his butt that cleans your butt?
Trisha Paytas
I don't.
Oscar
It's just from the faucet.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
You just clean fresh water.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. It's not like I think it has.
Moses Hackman
To be, but okay. I don't know. Someone was literally like. I was like, I do a request hour on my show. I'm like, who? What songs do you want? Like, Joey Graceffa. I was like, stop it. You do not want joke. That's what I asked them, and that was the tea. They're like, ah. They were just being. They didn't even know. I'm like, give me one. Joey Graceffa song? No, nothing. So then I say, story my life.
Trisha Paytas
I'm dead. Okay. There you go. That's a joker stuff. A song.
Moses Hackman
It counts, kind of. I was so dead, though. I was like, oh, my God, I love it, Joey. Just, well, you know. Gotta go viral. Everyone's going viral. We are on the plane and we had a delay, and I was literally thinking of that girl. Did you see there's a girl. Yes, that went viral. Singing Moana on the plane.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, wait, that little girl. That little. Yeah, little girl.
Moses Hackman
I think it was Delta. And I was on the Delta flight that didn't go back. It was like, that also kick you off the plane if you're sick, I guess. Which I guess makes sense, but I've seen it all over my ex feed, and that's decisive divisive.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Divisive or decisive divisive?
Oscar
Divisive. I haven't seen anyone in her on her side.
Moses Hackman
E.J. dixon Dickinson, the one who did my Rolling Stone article. She's getting us all Hot Topics. She had the lips one. She's honest. She was defending because she's like, y' all are like, this is like a little girl. And y' all are just, like, posting her online. Like, yes. It's like, you could think it's annoying, but, like, filming her and, like, just being like, oh, my God, this is like hell. Like, get me off this. This flight. Like, it was. That's what I thought. I thought it was pretty divided. Is because it was like, some people were like, this is awful. You shouldn't be making fun of a kid like this. And then. Yeah, the majority of the Internet was like, this needs to be stopped. Did you see the clip?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Okay. Then I also heard. I guess I only heard one person talk about this, that it was like, it went on for 45 minutes, but.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, I didn't know.
Moses Hackman
But it wasn't only two minutes. Someone said, I think two minutes. I've only heard the Moana song. I haven't heard, like, a different song.
Oscar
I mean, just that one song was long.
Moses Hackman
And what side are you on then?
Oscar
Definitely not, like, don't do that.
Moses Hackman
Don't do what? What part? What's. What side is that?
Oscar
Don't bring kids to the speaker to start singing on an airplane to people.
Moses Hackman
That don't want people filming her and posting on the Internet and being. This is brutal.
Oscar
She went to do that to go viral. Like, that's what people want.
Moses Hackman
No, I feel like she definitely.
Oscar
That was the moment. That's what they wanted.
Moses Hackman
I felt bad for her. Because now she's, like, blasted everywhere. And it's like, I don't feel bad for her.
Oscar
First of, she sang.
Trisha Paytas
Well, I'm dead. I don't feel bad for her.
Moses Hackman
She's 12. She's getting roasted on the Internet.
Oscar
She sang really well. Like, I listened to her singing. I was like, wow, this is really good. She's singing really good. But in the setting of an airplane where you are a prisoner and you can't choose, because you can choose to stop. I don't know. Like, you can choose to do most things, but you can't choose to stop hearing. Like, you can't close your ears. And this is.
Moses Hackman
It's offensive, you know, her parents shouldn't have let her go up there. They should have been like, for sure.
Oscar
That's what I'm saying. The kids is fine. Like, she did nothing wrong.
Moses Hackman
Well, you just said you don't feel bad for her. Her parents could have stopped it.
Trisha Paytas
Screw.
Oscar
That's right.
Moses Hackman
Yes.
Oscar
Oh, no, not in that way. No. What I'm saying, like, I don't feel bad for her because she didn't do anything wrong. She didn't.
Moses Hackman
Making fun of her. What do you mean, don't feel bad for her?
Oscar
Most people accuse the parents. Like, I've.
Moses Hackman
No, you didn't. Most people are saying this is the worst thing they've ever heard. Like, this is so awful. Like, get her, like, off. Like. Like, you know what I mean? Like, they're coming for her, not her parents. There's no pictures of her parents anywhere. It's like, Rebecca Black. It's like all those things. It's like, oh, my gosh.
Oscar
Like, exactly. But with Rebecca Black. Not do that. She said herself she would have done it again Friday and all that. So I think, anyway, the parents. I mean, I would blame the parents. This is. It's horrific what happened there in that airplane.
Moses Hackman
Wow. I don't think it was that bad. I've only went out for two minutes.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. It was just how far I'll go. It was just the Moana song. There was no encore or anything. Or anything.
Moses Hackman
Okay. And was it in Orlando?
Trisha Paytas
Yes.
Moses Hackman
So y' all are going to Disney? Yeah. She thought she was doing something good. Yeah. Everyone needs to calm down. First of all, you're in Orlando. Okay? That's your first problem. Okay. You can't top down there. And it's like, there's worse things down there than this little girl singing. So I was just like, what the hell? And so when I saw EJ tweet about I was like, she's right. Like, where are all these people? Because also, the difference between her and Rebecca Black, they obviously produced it, put it out. She filmed the video. This was like. Like some people filming her. And then like, be like, ah, the torture.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I agree. And I feel the same. Like, it is on the parents to be like, no, sweetie, don't go up there on the little intercom because people are already cranky. Like, the flight was delayed a total of four hours. You're gonna be mad. Like, obviously, people are at their worst at the airport. Like, you're in the worst mood. You know, like, no one likes especially delayed. Like, so the vibes are already bad. I mean, kudos to her, I guess. She was trying to bring the vi.
Moses Hackman
Trying something. Sorry.
Oscar
When you're on the airplane and you're watching a movie and then let's say there's the smallest announcement, but it cuts off your movie and sounds, and you get so annoyed for that one second. This is even worse, right? Just is like singing in your ears for two minutes.
Moses Hackman
Everyone can sacrifice two minutes of their.
Oscar
Time, but in those two minutes, you don't know when she'll stop. It's gonna be another.
Moses Hackman
The song is only two minutes. Well, it didn't happen.
Oscar
No, but that's what I'm saying. It's two minutes of.
Trisha Paytas
Of.
Oscar
Of unknowing. And that's what's scary. It's like, you don't know if she's gonna sing another song. How long is it gonna go?
Moses Hackman
So now people need to practice patience. The child.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I would say, like, I get being annoyed at her, like, in the moment, but I wouldn't, you know, post it and be like, this is my living hell. This is my worst nightmare. This flight's or been delayed four hours, and now this girl's singing Moana. I would be like, I. I would be like, yeah, this sucks. I would text like, my friend and be like, I can't this annoying little girl, you know? But I wouldn't take it and, like, expose it to millions of people.
Moses Hackman
That was me yesterday on a plane. I had an annoyance. I texted Moses it and that was it. That's where I left it. I was like, I don't know what to do about this. I guess I'm just, like, stuck. Like, it. Whatever. I can blast it for everyone to see. Like, that's crazy.
Oscar
I saw a different video. The kid was like, maybe 4 or 5 year old. We just like running up and down the aisle and people. Somebody was saying, like, this was a 10 hour flight. And nobody slept on this flight because of this one kid. And nobody even knew who the parents.
Moses Hackman
That's like a safety issue. That's like a whole other thing.
Oscar
All I'm saying is like, that's the environment. It's like parents need to go to have their kids under check in an environment like that.
Moses Hackman
Well, period on that. But this girl was just trying something and it didn't work out. And the flight attendants letter, like everyone's like letting her have this happen.
Trisha Paytas
You know, honestly, I'm. Now that I talked it through, I'm like orc Diva. Because yeah, the vibes are decrepit on that plane. They're delayed four hours. She was excited to go to Disney World and she's like, let me spice this up real quick. It was like in flight entertainment. She's like, let me bring it.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, give me that microphone. I perform I love you, Jesus for everyone on here. That's actually everything. I wish they would let me. I would do it too. Good.
Trisha Paytas
I kind of similarly like, I think when adults are doing it, like, you know when adults are being embarrassing on planes, like fighting or doing something crazy, I'm like, okay, you can kind of shame them for that.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Like when adults are doing it or I. I remember like when the Eras tour is happening, there was. It was like a flight full of like Taylor Swift fans and they were like singing song and there was like a couple obviously regular people. And that is how like of course being like 50 swifties on a plane, you're tracking them, saying like Taylor. That is how even I like Taylor. And I would be like, this is hell.
Moses Hackman
No, no, she's like 20 doing this like, yeah, roast her. Like, get off. What are you doing? But 12 little girls. Yeah. Oh my God, that would be awful.
Oscar
But I think, I think it, I think in her perspective, she probably the kids in her age, they're like, you went viral. You went like. I don't think it's negative.
Trisha Paytas
I feel like they're making fun of her.
Moses Hackman
I think there's not one person that's like, this is amazing.
Oscar
This is the adults on Twitter. But I'm talking about no at school.
Moses Hackman
You think it's better? No, they're. They're going to be even meaner to.
Oscar
But that's how Friday was too. But at the same time.
Moses Hackman
So she has to wait 20 years to get successful.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Then she don't think till she gets her recognition.
Oscar
I mean, it's better than nothing.
Moses Hackman
Rebecca Black got harassed too. Your arguments. You are not winning this case.
Trisha Paytas
I'm dead in 20 years. She'll have her moment.
Moses Hackman
She could be a. Who's a singer? I don't know who is popular. Ariana Grande could be. You never know.
Oscar
The opening for Benson.
Trisha Paytas
Maybe don't buy. Or it's like the Moana live action premiere or something. I was like, yeah, they should let.
Moses Hackman
Her sing that in the credits. You know, like when Demi Lovato does let it go. Like, she should be that girl. They might. What? Is that happening next year?
Trisha Paytas
Next year? Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Done and done. Get her on there.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God.
Oscar
It's gonna be all thanks to the people that filmed and posted her.
Moses Hackman
I hope so, for her sake.
Oscar
It might have been rewind.
Moses Hackman
I don't feel sorry for her. I was like that.
Oscar
But that's what I meant. That's what I meant that I think in her world, it's a positive occurrence. And maybe it was her parents that posted it and said so.
Moses Hackman
I don't think.
Trisha Paytas
I think it was an angry passenger bandling.
Moses Hackman
But now the sound is so viral. People on mine, too, like, people on my flight, they were like, doing it, being like, oh, the. The. This flight. But they're using the sound as it. And everyone's like, is everyone on this flight? But it just makes it look like that because you use the sound and you're just, like, rolling your eyes. And I was like, now it's like a thing, you know?
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God, 20 years.
Moses Hackman
Well, it's where it's going to be.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. You know, hopefully she can market herself and pivot.
Moses Hackman
Pivot.
Trisha Paytas
She gets booked on flight.
Moses Hackman
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
It could be a thing.
Moses Hackman
True.
Trisha Paytas
Maybe Moses will be proven right. Like, maybe she'll make it a whole thing. And the plane singing girl, you know.
Moses Hackman
That is so true. Like, who's the other girl? Oh, the one that, like, saw someone on a plane. Remember? Right there. What? Did they ever find the real person? Because there was, like, a fake one that came forward.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, I thought she did do, like, an interview, like, months after.
Oscar
At some point she came out.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
Yeah, but still, I mean, the conspiracy around this is so big that people say it's not really her, but still, nobody know what she saw.
Trisha Paytas
I don't even think she knows.
Oscar
Nobody knows.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. She's, like, hallucinating or something like that. It's happened.
Oscar
People are saying stuff.
Moses Hackman
Okay. I like your socks. I just realized they're. Are they Pokemon?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. These are the only socks I had left.
Moses Hackman
I like it. So cute. I didn't know you were into Pokemon.
Oscar
Like, that the original Abubu?
Moses Hackman
Yeah. Actually kind of Japanese.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Gotta make it to Japan soon. Everyone's in Japan. My makeup artist is in Japan right now, and it looks so fun. I'm like, I want to be there. She's like, she's living her best life. I was like, ah, they have, like, udon carbonara. I was like, looks so good. I just want to eat those. See the labubus and the hello, kitties. All of it.
Trisha Paytas
I think labubus are. I mean, they are in Japan, but most, they originate in China. That's where they have the Labubu theme park.
Moses Hackman
Oh, I want to go there too. Hong Kong?
Oscar
No, I think maybe Singapore.
Moses Hackman
No way. Singapore hacks over there.
Oscar
It was Hong Kong. I think it was Singapore.
Moses Hackman
Did look beautiful, though. I never wanted to know until I saw it on Hacks yesterday.
Trisha Paytas
Beijing, actually. Right? Beijing.
Moses Hackman
Oh, Beijing. That's what they had the Olympics one year.
Trisha Paytas
That's the goal is to get to the Beijing pop land. It's a theme park for Pop Mart.
Moses Hackman
You think this year you go?
Trisha Paytas
No. At some point, by the time I go, no one will care about. About Laboos.
Moses Hackman
I'm not sure. I think they're gonna be around for a couple years, I think so.
Trisha Paytas
You know who came out as Labubu phobic? Haley Bieber. Oh, no, girl, I. I came to the realization this was my breaking point with Hailey Bieber.
Moses Hackman
Oh, no.
Trisha Paytas
I. I think we're just ships in the night. Like, I think in my head, I, like, I want to be like her, gay. Like, you know her, the one that supports her and stuff. I just think we're like oil and water. Like, she was anti Swifty for a little bit. Now she's anti the boo Boo.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. You're like, girl, I just think we're too different. I'm anti so many things too. You know what I mean? I feel like that was me for a while. And then at some point, you just look like. You look crusty. Like, why are you hating on everything? You know?
Trisha Paytas
She posted Labubu. I guess someone might have given her one and, like, knitted a. Like a road, like, sweater on the Labubu. And she's like, I hate these things, but this one's okay, I guess. And I'm like, trying so hard to be a Hailey Bieber supporter.
Moses Hackman
Everyone is. We're all rooting for you, but. But, damn, one thing after another. It's just like, girl, what the hot.
Trisha Paytas
Take after a hot take.
Moses Hackman
I know. Especially when everyone loves something and they're so Harmless. How are you going to be like, I hate these things? No, you like, they're ugly, they're scary, they creep me out. But to be like, hate these things is crazy. And I wrote a little outfit on for you, girl.
Trisha Paytas
Labophobia. It's real. It's getting real.
Moses Hackman
They should be included in Pride.
Trisha Paytas
They were.
Moses Hackman
Oh, right on the pop. Like on the flank or something, I guess. Their little teeth are rainbow, which is of kind.
Trisha Paytas
Kind of cute. I like that. Yeah, that one has the rainbow teeth. Of course, the one we want is 400, though. That's like the gag, but I know.
Moses Hackman
I can't. I can't.
Trisha Paytas
No, that's too much.
Moses Hackman
Justify that. Oh, you just put a water droplet sticker on. Wow. You really liked it. You made the laptop. It only has two stickers and now there's a water droplet on there. Wow. Over the apple you said, I am done.
Oscar
It's perfect. It fits perfectly. So, yeah.
Moses Hackman
Oh, my gosh. Beautiful. I love it. Your laptop is looking a beautiful. So it did not get sold for a billion dollars. Road. It said it was only sold for 300 million.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. So, yes, there was the big headline that was. Road was sold to elf Cosmetics for 1 billion. And that was like the press release. But if you actually looked at like what the press release detailed, it described the deal as being comprised of 800 million of consideration payable at closing in combination of cash and stock. So the. It's a combination of things. Not like Haley Bieber got a billion dollars in cash, you know, so really it was a deal of 800 million and not like fully a billion. And then there was like a potential to get the 200 million bonus based on like how outperforms and stuff.
Moses Hackman
So, yeah, she's not a billionaire.
Trisha Paytas
No. So like the actual cash that was involved was like around 600 million. And then that is like split between a lot of people, obviously, like whoever's an investor and stuff. So she still made a lot of money, but she didn't make a billion herself.
Moses Hackman
People love to hate. They were like, oh, she did not make a billion. It was a crazy headline. Maybe they shouldn't put that headline then. Yeah, set her up.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Because then people are gonna be like.
Moses Hackman
Oh, it's not a million.
Trisha Paytas
And then they're like, oh, well, she's splitting it with all these other people.
Moses Hackman
So funny. People are so funny. I get it.
Trisha Paytas
It's still a lot of money. And it's a new line. Right? So to have like a new line with like, what, like Two, like, two products. It doesn't have that many products.
Moses Hackman
Oh, my God, you're right.
Trisha Paytas
Sold for that much is crazy because everyone has a cosmetics line and not all of them are selling for that much, so.
Moses Hackman
Except Miley Cyrus.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. She's anti. She's not doing a cosmetic.
Moses Hackman
She said, I'm not passionate about it, so work.
Trisha Paytas
And I love that for her. She's honest.
Moses Hackman
I love it. I like Miley. I think we need my Miley era.
Trisha Paytas
Good. I love Miley too.
Moses Hackman
She seems she's got it figured out. She was a child star, but still kind of figured it out. You know what I mean?
Trisha Paytas
She seems stable, independent, minds her business, truly.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. You never hear anything problematic about her friends with her dad again. She said she now sees her parents as people. She tries not. She tries to look at them as people and not as her parents. And she gives them benefit of the doubt. So she is friends with Billy Ray again.
Trisha Paytas
That's good. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Guess now that he's dating Elizabeth Hurley.
Trisha Paytas
Mama Kuda.
Moses Hackman
Better than that one. Oh, my God. That one girl he was dating that the extra from Hannah Montana who was like 20.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
Moses Hackman
She was like Moonbeam or something.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, Moon be my screen. Oh, I love that. Awesome. Made the enemies tier list. So go to patreon.com and see where Benson boom ranked.
Moses Hackman
That's right. He was a difficult one. He was so difficult. I do think the more I think about it, he's like a. More of an industry plant. I feel like, I don't know, it doesn't seem natural. The Benson Boone movement.
Trisha Paytas
I don't know. I think Harry Styles break created a gap for that kind of artist.
Moses Hackman
You think Harry Styles came back? Benson boons out.
Trisha Paytas
I don't think out, but I think think Harry Styles will get more of the attention. If Harry Styles learned how to backflip, I fear for Benson.
Moses Hackman
He should start flipping.
Trisha Paytas
If he learns how to backflip, it's over.
Moses Hackman
It's over. I like Harry Styles. I'd have him on the podcast.
Trisha Paytas
I think I love Harry.
Moses Hackman
You do? Still?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, He's. He's been so low key.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
There's just like random photos of him that come out like he. Every now and then.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Wearing like, little shorts. He's like in a running club in Japan and stuff. I don't know. He's like, really living. Living his life.
Moses Hackman
I saw one where he, like, took pictures of fans and DM them.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. There was this cute couple. He's like, oh, take a photo of you And I'll send it to you. And he took a. Like, a film photograph and then he got it developed and then sent it to them.
Moses Hackman
What, did you do it via Instagram?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, he, like, got their handle and then DM'd it to them.
Moses Hackman
Let me just take a picture of you.
Trisha Paytas
I love it. He was inspired.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. He seems humble. I like that. I feel like we don't have enough of those celebrities.
Trisha Paytas
He was at the randomly. He was there when the Pope got. Got elected. Whatever he got. Yeah, he just wanted to see the post everywhere. Yeah, he literally is everywhere, living his life, and I kind of love that.
Moses Hackman
I like that, too.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, he's been working since he was, like, 15.
Moses Hackman
So how does he. 30.
Trisha Paytas
He's my age. I think so he's 32.
Moses Hackman
Damn. People get old. Like, I just think of them as, like, kids, and it's, like, crazy how, like, Justin Bieber, all them, they're like, oh, they're kind of.
Trisha Paytas
So he's earned himself a little a break to do whatever he wants to do. So.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, he had a big tour, right? He was touring.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, he had a big tour and then he had a residency in LA at the Kia Forum.
Moses Hackman
Really? How long?
Trisha Paytas
It was like, maybe a month or something. It was a lot of shows. He has the record for the most shows played at that venue.
Moses Hackman
That's what I want. I want to just be at a place for like, a month and just perform every night at the same place. Yeah, traveling is a lot. I love performing, but, oh, my God.
Trisha Paytas
Traveling is like, yeah, you and JLO can have the Vegas residency.
Moses Hackman
Maybe I'm ready. New Year's Eve, me and her competing. Where's she at? Do we know?
Trisha Paytas
I don't know. She just announced it. Let me see where she's playing. I think she had one before. Now she's, I guess, back Coliseum at Caesar's Palace.
Moses Hackman
Oh, damn. That's a big one. That's huge. Good for her. I could be at. Where could I be at Resorts World. They gave Katy Perry one.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, you could take that slot, I guess. Who's there now?
Moses Hackman
I don't know. Tana's always getting free rooms there. She's always tagging at Resorts World. I was like, you love that place. I never heard of it before her. And I thought, katy Perry, is it new?
Trisha Paytas
I feel like it's kind of new.
Moses Hackman
Katy Perry had a residency there. That seemed like a long time ago.
Trisha Paytas
It wasn't that long. Maybe like a couple years ago.
Moses Hackman
Really?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
That's where Mr. Beast's convention was the Beast World thing. Yeah, it was at Resorts World. I was like, they seem a little shady, but I'll do a residency.
Trisha Paytas
2021, it opened, so.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Really isn't that old. The Resorts World hotel.
Moses Hackman
Oh, I wonder when she was there. God, I thought that was, like, 10 years ago.
Trisha Paytas
No, it was really. It was pretty recent because it was after her last album, so I think it was like, 2022 is when Katie was there.
Moses Hackman
I would do a residency there.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, why not?
Moses Hackman
Hit me up. I'll ask Tana for their information. So thank you for my show. She didn't ask for anyone, but I think the Resorts World people want to come. Like, yeah, come.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, good. So they see. They saw the experience. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
They're like, this. This is what we need. Me and J. Lo.
Trisha Paytas
You'll be very. Deborah Vance hacks with, like, the LA Vegas. She's just back and forth with Millie.
Oscar
I mean, she's been wishing for that before that show even came out.
Moses Hackman
That is true. When that came out, or at least when we started watching it, I was like, this is like, my dream is to live her life. Like she has the best life ever. Like, just telling jokes. I love. That's why I love this last episode of her and Singapore telling jokes. I was like, that sounds like a dream. It looked kind of like everything. I love. I love Vegas.
Oscar
We were. First time we were in Vegas, we were looking for houses there.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. Oh, yeah. When we saw the very first time. Oh, my God. We saw such a beautiful house. Oh, my God. And it's all, like, really affordable. Like, for a big house, you get, like, a million dollars. Like a mansion. I would love to live there by coastal. By coastal, by city, by whatever. I love it. I love, too, when you drive to Vegas and it's like, all desert, and then all of a sudden, like, Like.
Trisha Paytas
Like a town of come out. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. Like, why is it just there in the desert like that?
Trisha Paytas
It's so random. I know. I like when those. You pass by the giant rocks that are, like, painted different colors. The painted rocks.
Moses Hackman
I never understood that when people, like, just go and take pictures, I'm like, what are they taking pictures of?
Trisha Paytas
I don't know.
Moses Hackman
Just the painted rocks.
Trisha Paytas
I have a photo with the painted rocks. Yes.
Moses Hackman
You pulled all the way over to stop and take a picture with that.
Trisha Paytas
I think it was in my era where I was only taking photo, like, Instagram photos next to pink things, because that was my, like, aesthetic for a minute. And there was a pink rock, so it was Me and the Rhodes bros. Well, one of the Rhodes, bro. One of them.
Moses Hackman
Who was that one?
Trisha Paytas
Aaron Rhodes.
Moses Hackman
Oh, right.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Oh, man, that lore. Is that Laura on Patreon? Where is that Laura?
Trisha Paytas
I think it's Patreon. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
We've talked about him in depth somewhere.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Maybe like one of the early videos we did about you.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Go find that Lord. That was also interesting. That's actually one of the craziest stories I've heard. Like a falling out between friends. I'm like, that one is crazy.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. The. The Cliff Notes is. We were like, besties. And then we got high one time. I guess he must have been higher than me. And then he just giggled.
Moses Hackman
Him.
Trisha Paytas
But he said, you're so ugly. And then he kind of fell asleep right after. And it stayed with me. It stayed with me.
Moses Hackman
Crazy. Did you talk to him after? Because that's, like, the actual craziest. I would never talk to him again. I would be like, what? That I would like. Well, I guess you contain yourself. I would have, like, slapped him or something. I'd be like.
Trisha Paytas
I don't know. I. I think I was kind of just stunned and like.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, like what?
Trisha Paytas
I don't even remember. I remember hearing it. I don't think so. I remember he must have been higher than me. And we made like a. I don't know what we're doing. Made a fort or something. I don't know. And, like, his apartment.
Moses Hackman
And he was underneath the fort.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. And then he's. We're. He was just giggling. I think we're watching something. He just giggled. He said, you're so ugly.
Moses Hackman
That's crazy. I would have said something back. Like, you have a trouty mouth or something like that. You know something. I don't know. I hate when people say that. Like, what do you mean? Like, unless you're, like, the most perfect specimen in the world, which you're not. Like, what? What do you mean you're ugly. I hate that. That. That is the weirdest thing for anyone to say. Anything, even online, would be like, you're ugly. I was like, you're weird. Like, what do you mean? That's, like the weirdest thing people say about anything.
Trisha Paytas
It was weird because he meant it, so. He was saying it so sweetly and earnestly, which was awesome.
Moses Hackman
What does that mean? You can't do that sweetly and earnestly.
Trisha Paytas
I don't know. It wasn't like a you're so fugly. It was like. It was like a cutesy, in a way. And I remember being like, so disarmed. I was like, wait, oh, that's not.
Moses Hackman
I guess if you said it nicely.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, no ill will towards him or anything. We've texted a little bit, but never text him again.
Moses Hackman
Oh, my God. That's the craziest thing. I hate that story so much. I always. I get angry. I think about it from time to time just on my own, and I'm like, oh, God.
Trisha Paytas
Well, it was part of my inciting incident that was like, oh, I'm gonna get Invisalign and lose weight. So I guess it was. It was. What do they call it? It was bullying works.
Moses Hackman
Fat shaming works. I don't know. Isn't that what Remy Joe someone said.
Trisha Paytas
That it was like, it was a. The time. Was it like the timeline event? It was.
Moses Hackman
Oh, my God. Canon event.
Trisha Paytas
Canon event. Yes. Good job. Good job. It was definitely a canon event that needed to happen.
Moses Hackman
Oh, my God. That makes me so sad.
Trisha Paytas
Not bullying works. That's so.
Moses Hackman
Bowling works. That's the thing. Bat shaming works. Everyone's like, okay, it finally worked. Oh, my God. Speaking of, did you see Sports Illustrated? They had their annual catwalk they do every year where, like, influencers are walking. And Bethany Frankel walked, and she looked very, very good. I don't know how old she is, but she looked. Remy Joe Bader was there, which I love. I love me with some Remy Joe Bader. They made all the girls. I don't know if they made them. All the girls were barefoot, which I thought was interesting. So the walks were a little crazy.
Trisha Paytas
But is it because they're wearing, like, swimsuits? Were they wearing swimsuits?
Moses Hackman
Yeah, usually, like in pageants, you wear like, a little heel of some sort. But Bethany Frankel, too, she was walking it. They do these every year, I think Natalie one year from vlog. So it's always, like, random people, which, I mean, they're all, like, beautiful, of course, but, like, random people always watching, walking these. But Bethany Frankel was there, and she looked so good. Like, I was like, oh, my God. Because I just see her on Tick Tock and just see her, like, closed up, you know, she always has, like, fake face masks on, eating chicken salad and stuff. But she. Damn. Everyone's like, I mean, chicken salad after that, her body, her thighs, her butt, her stomach. Like, she looked. Her hair, she had, like this, like, light brown wig on. She just looked so fire. And I was like, you know what? Maybe I'm not scared to age. Maybe I look like Bethany Frankel one day. Although doesn't she have, like, a skinny drink, skinny margarita.
Trisha Paytas
Her brand is called Skinny Girl, so.
Moses Hackman
Oh, well.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. And she.
Moses Hackman
I mean, she lives up to it. Makes me want to drink some of that.
Trisha Paytas
And I remember she the. She had, like, one, like, bagel tik tok. She's like, this is what. How I eat my bagel. She's like, I forget. The context, I think was like, people say that you can't eat a bagel and be healthy. Let me show you. But then she scooped all the bread out of the bagel, so it was just.
Moses Hackman
Stop it.
Trisha Paytas
And she put, like, cottage cheese on. I was like, well, at this point, I don't want a damn bagel anymore. You know, I eat the bagel because of what, this little stuffing for the.
Moses Hackman
I actually only like the stuffing. I used to, like, just take out the stuffing of it. Not even the bagel, but, like, bread. I'd always, like, take out the. The. The stuffing part of it, because who wants that crust?
Trisha Paytas
That was her whole hack. She's like, I scoop it out, and then I put a little cottage, a little avocado. I'm like, okay, well, that's just.
Moses Hackman
She looks good, so.
Trisha Paytas
She does.
Moses Hackman
Maybe I'll do that.
Trisha Paytas
I don't know if I can live.
Moses Hackman
Like that, just scooping it out. It's also sad. Where did she go with it? She gave it to the birds or something.
Trisha Paytas
Good question.
Moses Hackman
I mean, that's sad. She looked great, though. They never have guys walking it, though. They should have some guys walking Sports.
Trisha Paytas
Illustrated, I think at Only Girls, I think, because I think that the audience is straight men. So I don't know if they put, like, you know, guys in little, like, Speedos or thongs or something, if guys will be into it like that.
Moses Hackman
But they would. Maybe. You never know, I guess. Marco. Marco is the Runway that all the boys walk in. You know that one, the underwear.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
James Charles and Manu Mua did it.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. I love that you mentioned it had one. I remember, like. Like Manny's walk, specifically.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. Well, his ate more than James.
Trisha Paytas
Yes.
Moses Hackman
I feel bad. I know I do. But James, you know, kind of a bad person, I guess. But his walk was crazy. I guess that's why I would never. I don't know. I'm gonna go back and forth. Would I do it?
Trisha Paytas
I feel like you would.
Moses Hackman
I think it had to be a Victoria sequence. I don't think I'll do the Sports Illustrated one. I love it. I think everyone looks good. But people do. People are mean to people on that one. I don't know if I would. I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
I feel like Sports Illustrated, the vibe is mostly straight men, so I feel like they're probably meaner. Victoria's Secret, I feel like, is like a lot of girls and gays watches.
Moses Hackman
Right, Right. Maybe I do. Is that still around? Victoria's Secret?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. I just came back. It just came back last year, I think I took, you know, a hiatus after got a little problematic, but made a comeback.
Moses Hackman
I don't know if Runaways for me.
Trisha Paytas
Would you do it a Runway?
Moses Hackman
No, Never. Nothing.
Trisha Paytas
Maybe like a drag race Runway. If I got good at drag.
Moses Hackman
Oh, my God. Oh, and drag. You would do it.
Trisha Paytas
Well, I don't know if I would.
Moses Hackman
Just watch, like, going down the Runway.
Trisha Paytas
Like, when they do in the beginning.
Moses Hackman
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
If I. I don't know why, I would be randomly a guest judge.
Moses Hackman
Maybe they have random people on there.
Trisha Paytas
That's for sure.
Moses Hackman
That'd be fun. We could go down the Runway. Yeah, that kind of. But even when I did it for my own music video, I was, like, terrified to do Runway. I was like, oh, my God. I don't want to, like, go down the Runway because so much pressure when so many people are so much better at it. You know, like, national. Like, if someone asked me to sing the national anthem, like, would I do it?
Trisha Paytas
Yes, you would, you think?
Moses Hackman
I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
I think you would.
Moses Hackman
I think that's something you just, like, can't come back from when you, like, if you do horrible.
Trisha Paytas
I feel like that's your dream, is to, like, have a viral, bad national anthem.
Moses Hackman
Maybe back in the day. But I'm on such a good streak that I would do it for real, but people might think I was trolling. And then that's my biggest downfall. And then I get canceled. Like, everyone gets canceled after seeing it. Like, Roseanne Barr got canceled after singing it. Fergie. Although now she's kind of like.
Trisha Paytas
I don't think she got canceled over it. I think it was just bad. It was just bad, but I don't think people are like, it.
Moses Hackman
I don't think it was even that bad when you listen to it.
Trisha Paytas
I remembered last year there was a girl that. I forget who it was, but we covered it that she. Hers was, like, worse than Fergie's. And then you sang the national, and then Jimmy edited, like, the flag behind you.
Moses Hackman
Oh. And it was pretty good.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
I don't know if I went. I don't know that one. I don't know that one's a tricky One.
Trisha Paytas
It also depends on the event that you're performing it at.
Moses Hackman
Sure. Like, is it the super bowl or is it the Ace family charity event? You know what I mean?
Trisha Paytas
Like they sing national anthem.
Moses Hackman
Well, I thought about that when I saw the. Keep seeing the clips of the basketball game. Like, who's singing?
Trisha Paytas
I'm dead.
Moses Hackman
I wonder who they had. They probably had some YouTubers singing, I would imagine, because you always have to sing a national anthem at the sporting event. So I was always like, who is doing it? We should ask those questions. Oh my gosh. My hole is getting so big. Can you see it? Should I change it? You tell me. It was that bad.
Trisha Paytas
It was really tiny.
Moses Hackman
What happened? Oh my God, you guys, this is like not my day today. Oh, no. Should I change? It's driving me nuts.
Trisha Paytas
I'm so dead.
Moses Hackman
Huh?
Oscar
Hold the microphone with that hand.
Moses Hackman
Okay. Are you seeing it? If I'm like this? But I can't. It's not comfortable with my left.
Oscar
Just normal. Yeah, that's.
Moses Hackman
No. Okay. This morning has been such a morning. I was like, is it okay? Everyone's like, no, it's fine.
Trisha Paytas
It was really tiny in the beginning.
Moses Hackman
Oh my gosh.
Oscar
I can put a safety.
Moses Hackman
I suppose. I have a different outfit that didn't show up today. And they confirmed I had such a cool pride outfit, like, planned for today. And like, it'll definitely be done by 8:00am 7:45 comes around. Oh, so it's not done?
Trisha Paytas
No.
Moses Hackman
Things that don't matter but matter. And then I'm like, okay. It's like part of the, like, not helping. Okay. Does it look weird if I'm crossing my arms? I feel skinny when I cross them, but. Huh.
Oscar
I don't see it on this camera over there.
Trisha Paytas
Oh my God.
Oscar
Too far.
Moses Hackman
So I need a blanket or something.
Trisha Paytas
Oh my God.
Moses Hackman
Hold on one second. Oh my gosh. That's crazy. I know.
Oscar
It's so small.
Moses Hackman
All right, maybe I'll do a little off the shoulder more. Let's bring it down a little more.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, yeah, Tea. That's a good idea.
Moses Hackman
Is it worse?
Oscar
Oh, no.
Moses Hackman
Oh, no. I knew I should have changed. I'm also on a chime.
Oscar
Like, it looks like it's.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, it's meant to be there.
Moses Hackman
Okay. Brand new dress that I just put on. But. But okay. It wasn't 2x. I am a 3x these days. I did try to squeeze into it.
Trisha Paytas
Oh my God.
Moses Hackman
It's just one of those days. It really is. I'm not. You know, if you feel off today it's just. It, like, hurts to sit. Like, sitting. I'm just like, oh, my God. I didn't have any food this morning. I was scrounging the house. I found potato chips in a peanut butter Rice Krispie bar. And I was just like, this is what I'm eating. I just can't find food I like anymore. It's just all the struggle is there.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God.
Oscar
It's kind of a. Each end of pregnancy. It kind of gets there.
Trisha Paytas
True.
Moses Hackman
You.
Trisha Paytas
Last year too is like.
Moses Hackman
It's true. I just can't even, like, move quick enough.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, oh, I forgot my. The last part of my Justin Bieber, Haley Bieber news was her big billion dollar sale came after reports that Justin Bieber is broken. So people were commending her for covering.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
For the family. Yes.
Moses Hackman
Do you think he is kind of.
Trisha Paytas
I mean, TMZ is the one that reported this. And usually they're pretty with it as far as, like, I mean, they kind of lack some. They're a little declasse sometimes because they kind of. They just are very unfiltered, if you will.
Moses Hackman
But. Well, TMZ also said Deborah Vance died and she didn't like TMZ reports. It's like, how do they even get that report? Like, what does that mean? She wasn't even close to being dead. Like, that was so weird. So they're wrong. They get wrong. They get a lot of wrong.
Oscar
When I heard about it, I was thinking about how he sold his whole catalog for 200 million and she made more than him.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, good point. Yeah.
Oscar
At first I thought about it when Taylor Swift bought her own catalog because, like, she has so much money she can buy back.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
For 360 million million. So he really didn't manage his financials well.
Moses Hackman
He sold him only 200 million.
Trisha Paytas
Only 200 million back in 2021. And I guess, like, Scooter had told him, like, no, wait till January 2022 for, like, tax reasons or whatever. But then he did it early in December 2021, so he probably actually got a lot less than the 200 million. But, yeah, you would think his discography would be worth so much. I mean, you love that song.
Moses Hackman
Is that part of it?
Trisha Paytas
Yes. His whole discography.
Moses Hackman
How did he own that? Sheeran, like, wrote it.
Oscar
Well, whatever part of it he did.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
He sold his ownership. Whatever part he had.
Moses Hackman
The. The money. When I sing that song, I guess it goes.
Trisha Paytas
It gets split because Ed wrote it, so he still gets money from it. But it's. It's if they use it in like a show or a movie or something. It's Justin's like voice.
Moses Hackman
I love that so song cuz I didn't want anyone think his voice just sounds so good and if you.
Trisha Paytas
Oh yeah. And then he was supposed to go on tour but then he canceled it. Then he owed a big sum of money back.
Moses Hackman
Oh, they money up front?
Trisha Paytas
Yes. He got paid like over 40 million up front reportedly. And once that toy got cancelled, which for health reasons he had to cancel it, he like Scooter took that allegedly and made Justin put in writing that he would pay him back. So there's reports that Justin owes Scooter Braun a big sum of money.
Moses Hackman
Scooter Braun seems to be the center of everything obvious.
Oscar
And you don't know how much money he's, you know, over the years pocketed.
Moses Hackman
Maybe allegedly.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
No, I mean he made money. I was saying like he made money.
Moses Hackman
He pocketed money.
Oscar
Well, he put it where he put it, but he made money. I'm saying he made money. Justin made money. But Justin went broke.
Moses Hackman
What if Scooter Braun came to me and was like, I have a tour for you and I'll give you 40 million up front. Do we say yes or no? Do we try? What are you looking at?
Oscar
Well, he's going to be a big tour if Scooter Brown, you know, it's going to be a big vendor.
Moses Hackman
Is he like, do people like him? Do people work with him?
Trisha Paytas
It's kind of divisive. I suppose some people still do work with him, but I mean he, it's like how involved is he in a lot of the businesses these days? He kind of took a step back but you know, he's still part of the company. So he's still, you know, making money. I think his company is Hybe, I want to say Hybe he has partial ownership or something. But yeah, and even like he's an investor in Road Beauty or road whatever it is. So even in that billion dollar sale, like he is still money from that sale as well.
Moses Hackman
So he's in it.
Trisha Paytas
He has his hand in a lot of pots, but I mean that's the business, I suppose.
Moses Hackman
Where'd he come from? How come people respect him so much or liked him so much or trusted him? Him?
Trisha Paytas
I think his big client was Justin Bieber, but Taylor hated him because her big clients were. His big clients were Justin and Kanye. Back in the, in 20, like 17 he had Kanye and those are the ones that were like coming for Taylor all the Time.
Moses Hackman
Wait, so how did Taylor get involved with them?
Trisha Paytas
With Scooter Braun? That whole drama happened when her record label deal was coming to an end and she wanted to own the masters of her six albums. And she got the offer that she got is she would have to every new album she released on that label, she would get one of her masters back. But her. He. She knew that Scott Bart, the guy who owned her label, was gonna. She knew he was gonna sell it, so she didn't want to stay and have someone else, you know, be owning it. So she left the label, and then the guy ended up selling her. Her masters to Scooter Braun. And she was like, that was ultimate betrayal. Because he knew how much. I don't like Scooter Braun because he has always, like, had it out for me.
Moses Hackman
Why did he buy him?
Trisha Paytas
I think because he wanted to have, like, some control over Taylor.
Oscar
Because he made tons of money.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, well, he wanted to, but then she released her own versions, and then.
Oscar
Because they bought it for 300, they sold it back with 360 60s. So they made 16 million just from that. But then every year, they made 30 million every year just by licensing the music.
Trisha Paytas
But he sold it to. He had to sell it to another for, like, another place. And then he. They sold it. He sold it to this other place for shamrock for 360 million. And then when they. When this company got it, the her masters, they reached out to her and were like, well, you can have the opportunity to, like, work with us and get him back.
Moses Hackman
Back.
Trisha Paytas
But Scooter Braun was gonna make her sign, like, an NDA so she can never say anything about him again. And she's like, well, no, I'm not gonna do that because I don't want to, like, owe anything to you. So I will only buy it when Scooter Braun is out of the equation.
Moses Hackman
Wow.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. So now she bought it, and now she was able to have, like, nothing to do with Scooter Braun at all. So.
Moses Hackman
So we don't like him.
Trisha Paytas
And I think, like, Justin left him. I think Ariana left him.
Moses Hackman
Oh, she is with him too.
Trisha Paytas
Damn Beer was with him and she left him too, so.
Moses Hackman
Interesting.
Trisha Paytas
Demi Lovato was with them. I don't know if she still is. So he had a lot of clients.
Moses Hackman
And now no one's with him.
Trisha Paytas
No, but he also, like, said that he. There was all this news, like, Ariana dropped him. Scooter Justin dropped him. And then he released a statement like, oh, I'm taking it back a step back from like talent management or whatever.
Moses Hackman
So because no one wants to work with you, your talent left. So I don't know if there's nothing to manage. Yeah, that's wild, huh?
Trisha Paytas
So it's.
Moses Hackman
What a history.
Trisha Paytas
It's very dubious. I'm so interested to see like the real. See, I want like at some point there to be like a documentary or something.
Moses Hackman
Oh, you know, there will be.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
It's like the little Pearl man, it took like 30 years for it to come out and everyone like came for him.
Trisha Paytas
So interested to see, like, what kind of shady business is going on.
Moses Hackman
You know, there's always something. Like the music industry. There's always something.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
That's why I'm independent.
Trisha Paytas
You own your masters.
Moses Hackman
I own everything. My contracts are so like, I own everything. 100 rights belong to me. That's why I work with the same people. Cause so many people are just like, no, I need a percentage. I need this, I need that. As like, no, I own master.
Trisha Paytas
Oh my God. You and Taylor breaking down barriers for the music industry.
Moses Hackman
No, I own everything. Which is, you know where it's at. One day people want my I Love youe Jesus song. They tried to offer me money for it. I said, nope, that's my song. And I feel so powerful with it. It does feel good. Even when I go on tour, I was like, God, I don't have to like pay any labels. Granted, we don't have any sets or anything. I saw Sabrina Carpenter was at the same place I was. So I looked up her show. I was like, oh, my God, she had such cool sets and everything.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, for like her last tour. Yeah, yeah.
Moses Hackman
The one where she had like a heart shaped email.
Trisha Paytas
Can't send.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. You went.
Trisha Paytas
No, I really wanted to though, but she was playing like deep la, so it was like. It's one of. I think it was like the Will Turn or like one of those.
Moses Hackman
Oh, yeah, yeah, those are.
Trisha Paytas
And it's just hard to get to. But it looked cute.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Now regret because that was when, you know, the tickets were like 20 bucks and I was like, you know, 200.
Moses Hackman
So yeah, that's crazy. And her tickets, she's still on the short and sweet one or she has.
Trisha Paytas
A new one still Short and sweet. I believe she's doing like a second leg, I think.
Moses Hackman
But Benita Skinner dressed as her last year for Halloween.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, yeah.
Moses Hackman
He looks so good.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, I forget. Benny was Sabrina, Jake, Shane was Chapel, and there was one other person.
Moses Hackman
Was it that boyfriend was Charlie xtx?
Trisha Paytas
Maybe. Maybe it was that.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, yeah. I was like, they looked so good. Jake Shane really is everywhere.
Trisha Paytas
Yes.
Moses Hackman
He did Radio City Music hall too. I was like, oh, my God. What is he. He does a podcast live, basically.
Trisha Paytas
I think so. Yeah. And then he's at the AMAs too, that Jake Shane.
Moses Hackman
So, yeah, he's everywhere. He's booked everywhere. He'll probably be on Dancing with the Stars this year. Alex Earl said something that she. Someone asked him, like, who would you want to be on with you? And he said, jake Shane.
Trisha Paytas
I could see that. I think. I think Jake Shane would gobble him up too.
Moses Hackman
I think he could win the whole thing.
Trisha Paytas
I kind of think never know on Jake Shane.
Moses Hackman
You called it. You. You called him early on on this podcast that he was gonna blow up.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, yeah. It's one of our first. First. But I mean, he was also, like, already nominated for, like, creator of the year or something, or he was already, like, the headliner at Vidcon or something. So it didn't take much.
Moses Hackman
That doesn't take much to be Jake and Johnny. You know what I mean?
Trisha Paytas
Like, okay, legends only.
Moses Hackman
Legends only. Where are the girls? Where's the girl aligners? They don't exist, I guess.
Trisha Paytas
I think. I don't know who's going this year, but I feel like Britney Broski must have been. And, like, Drew a Foala. I feel like they must have been had.
Moses Hackman
Really. I mean, that would make sense. I just don't remember them being on like that.
Trisha Paytas
I remember the last Vidcon I went to was 2019, and the big ones were Emma Chamberlain.
Moses Hackman
Oh, right.
Trisha Paytas
Bretman Rock, David doctor.
Moses Hackman
How crazy. It was a time because Bretman's still big, but he's, like, pretty to himself in his own little.
Trisha Paytas
Honestly. And that's kind of. Maybe that's the secret. I feel like he figured it out.
Moses Hackman
No, for sure. You're, like, living in this nice, like, Hawaiian Mountain with your hot boyfriend.
Trisha Paytas
Just has everything figured out. He's hot. Boyfriend's hot. Beautiful house, chickens, lovely family. He has his nieces and nephews just.
Moses Hackman
Mind his own business.
Trisha Paytas
Comes out here for a little brand deal, goes back. Or he comes out to get a little Boo Boo with Mr. M. Ashen. Like, I love.
Moses Hackman
What are they friends?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, they. They buy the boo boos together. I mean, it was a couple months ago I saw, but yeah, they went. I remember they. He came and then that him, Alicia and Remy were. Went around buying the boo boos. It was like, this sounds like the perfect life.
Moses Hackman
Ah, yeah, it really does. She just got Her, I screenshot it all the time. She got sponsored by Domino's. She got her 12. Her 12 at least the ones I counted were at least 1212 dominoes. And you know what? You know how I know now? Just before anyone calls me obsessed, everyone tags me. Everyone tags me because she just had one come out on Saturday and they're go to the one like 3000 at Commons, like I'm dead. And it's literally her just eating pizza. Like I want a snack. I'm eating Domino's today. I was like, how much are you getting paid?
Trisha Paytas
How many she like was in the contract, like how many videos?
Moses Hackman
Oh my God. I could just see it being like a year in my head. I think she's getting like a million dollars for like all these posts. Cuz she's just posting non stop and it's so crazy and it's not really her brand. She does cooking and she's very healthy. So the Domino's kind of came out of nowhere. But I couldn't be more jealous again. I'm like oh my God, how many? And it does look so good. And every time I want to eat that pizza and I restrain myself, I said I'm, I really think I'm boycotting. I love Domino's. I think I have to boycott at this point because it's actually just so sad because it's not just her. It's like literally every random influencer is like check out the new dominoes. I was like, that's crazy. I want to know what the talks are. You know there's talks because I, I've random people that mean greets. Like I used to work for Target, like marketing and we'd always bring your name up and then someone always like, no, she's too controversial, whatever. So I was like, I know somewhere it's been brought up and like they're just like no, I really think it's the fat thing. I think they hate fat people. In my opinion, they don't want people to be like, oh look like Trish if you eat Domino's. You know, oh my God, whatever. They should cater more to those people because that's who is in your pizza. All the little fatties. Oh my God. By the way, mean greets are so funny. When people come up, they're like, people will literally like refer to themselves at fat as fatties. And it takes me like a back for a second. Like if you ever meet a fatty. I was like, it's because I'm like, I'm like, I always think they say baddy. I think, what? Because I'm a fatty right here. I was like, oh, my God. Like, it's kind of jarring when people call themselves that.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God.
Moses Hackman
I should probably stop, because that's a lot. Don't call yourselves fatties.
Trisha Paytas
I'm so deaf to see your impact.
Moses Hackman
I know. I that part. I'm so sorry. Shout out St. Louis, the factory, for having extra wide chairs at my show. They're the biggest chairs. It's like, probably the size of these at the show. And it was wonderful. Each person had a huge chair.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, like in the audience. Yeah. I hate a tiny seat in the audience.
Moses Hackman
We had that once at the Harris at the Donny Osmond. Now we sit in the booth, but oh, my God, those, like, little ones like that are just so tight. I really couldn't fit. That was 2021. I was before I had kids, and I could not fit in those. That was so uncomfortable. My butt was, like, squished in half. It's crazy. They need to have bigger stuff seats. If I get a residency, I'll make sure Resorts Las Vegas puts in extra wide seats for everybody. Just so you can sit crisscross if you're extra tiny, because that is you.
Trisha Paytas
Making them do their entire, like.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, that's a requirement, actually. Moses, you can make these pink seats for my residency. Everyone can sit in these seats. It wouldn't be that bad, actually. They figure it out.
Trisha Paytas
But then you fit less people in there.
Moses Hackman
That's okay. I only need 40 people at my residency. That's where Erica Jane had. I think she had, like, 100 people at her residency.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, that's fear.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. The Capacities. Even Tony osmonds. There's like 500 people. He seems bigger, but I take 500.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Especially every night.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We could have 200 people at the show.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Make it intimate. I love that idea. I'm down for it. 20, 26. Here we go. Me and the little boo boos.
Trisha Paytas
Hopefully. Hopefully. I don't know.
Moses Hackman
Oh, yeah. Someone made Glinda labubu over there. They, like, handmade it, people. Oh, and the check. Someone wrote this check to me too. It's a $10 million manifesting check for a Netflix special. I didn't say comedy. I was like, well, we could have maybe like, a singing special or something. But comedy special is crazy. Me doing stand up. I like the manifestation, though. That looked good. It's so funny. Someone brought it to the show. Like, here's a giant check for you. Thank you. Whoever brought it Crazy to put like, little cards so I know who was bringing what because even this one came from. But then people try to claim it. They'll email me and be like, actually, I was the one that sent you. But then like 20 people email me. I'm like, which one?
Trisha Paytas
Which one is the real one?
Moses Hackman
Yeah, like, I made that for you. And I was like, prove it. You know, I don't know. Is there a cobra? Is that what's on your shirt?
Trisha Paytas
I purposely like, not saying anything because I love seeing where your mind goes for, like, as you try to fill the dead air. I'm like, what is she gonna bring up next?
Moses Hackman
Dead air.
Trisha Paytas
I know.
Moses Hackman
Just looking around the room, just making observations. Oh, it's tight.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, a snake shirt.
Moses Hackman
I don't even look. I never see. I come in and Moses sets everything up.
Trisha Paytas
So dead. I'm so dead.
Moses Hackman
I'm like, what's behind me? What's around? Oh my God. Also just my pelvic bone feels like it could bust at any moment. Let me know if you had this during pregnancy. See anybody out there? My pelvic bone feels like it's crushed. Like when I'm like to stand up or when I walk on it. It literally feels like it's about.
Trisha Paytas
Is this the first time we've felt that?
Moses Hackman
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. I'm like, scared. It happened like. Like it just feels painful. It's so weird. I don't know, just sitting. That's why I keep like, adjusting. It keeps like. It's so weird. It feels like it's gonna be broken.
Oscar
Because your bone starts moving to get ready for the birth, for the child to come out.
Moses Hackman
I guess I had a little bit of that before, but this one is like, intense. I was talking to my photographer about it too. Like, I was.
Oscar
I was like.
Moses Hackman
She knew she had it too. Actually. She has a boy too. So maybe it's like a boy thing when you have a boy.
Trisha Paytas
Cuz it's just like so very Bella Swan in Twilight. Because baby Renesmee was breaking her bones when she really? Well, yeah.
Moses Hackman
What was happening to her? She wasn't eating or something because the.
Trisha Paytas
Baby was a vampire sucking her blood. And then when it came out, the baby was breaking all her bones.
Moses Hackman
Oh, my God. Damn. What happened?
Trisha Paytas
Then she became a vampire. Spoiler alert. And I was Bella. Yes. And then she was able to, you know, heal because vampire healing. You had the old Twilight era. Don't you remember?
Moses Hackman
No, I don't remember that.
Trisha Paytas
Did you watch them?
Moses Hackman
Wait. Yes. I remember getting really Skinny. I don't know why. So. So did she become a vampire before she gave birth?
Trisha Paytas
No, she became a vampire like as. Like right after the baby was coming out.
Moses Hackman
Cause she would have died.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, she was about to die, so Edward saved her by turning her.
Moses Hackman
Oh, okay. So it's kind of cute. He's like, okay, I have to do it now.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
What did they think though when they had sex? Like didn't they know they were gonna have a vampire baby? Like what do they think? A vampire and a human having a baby.
Trisha Paytas
My plot, my Twilight plot hole was if he's a vampire, how does he get hard? Because the blood has to go into the penis. I literally since I read the book in high school, I was like wait, how can he get hard if he's a vampire? Like how does he get a wreck?
Moses Hackman
Wow.
Trisha Paytas
Cuz the blood would have to go in into his penis.
Moses Hackman
Did you ever google it?
Trisha Paytas
I guess I should. Let me see.
Moses Hackman
See what people say, what the theories are.
Trisha Paytas
How did Edward Colin get a boner?
Moses Hackman
Yeah. Cuz like they were always doing it.
Trisha Paytas
How did Edward colon get hard? Is the first thing that comes out.
Moses Hackman
Everyone else had the same thought.
Oscar
So be careful with links you click on.
Moses Hackman
Oh yeah, yeah. Just your computer hits viruses.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, okay. It says. Oh E online did an article. Okay, okay, okay. It's related to vampire physiology and their unique biology. Essentially vampire blood and venom particularly. Particularly venom are what drive this. So the. I guess venom goes into. Oh, venom runs through his veins instead of blood. So I guess venom just goes into. But then isn't he shooting venom?
Moses Hackman
That's what I'm saying. What were they expecting? She should have actually died after having sex with him, you know?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. She's getting like poison.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. Call Stephanie Meyer.
Trisha Paytas
We need a statement.
Moses Hackman
It actually though like what can vampires. I guess it's fantasy. I guess the vampires aren't real.
Trisha Paytas
How did Edward call him?
Moses Hackman
Glitter just sparkly everywhere is everything just.
Trisha Paytas
Comes down to vampire physiology. It says vampire physiology combined with human sperm.
Moses Hackman
People just make things up.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Because that makes no sense.
Moses Hackman
Okay. TWI hards. I'm just like yeah, still love Twilight.
Trisha Paytas
But that is same. I guess you just can't think too hard about things.
Moses Hackman
No, but it's good. You do question the system.
Trisha Paytas
Even when I was reading it as in high school, I was like wait h. I guess kind of related. They announced the Harry Potter cast. The. The little kids and I'm scared for those kids. I hope people are nice.
Moses Hackman
That's what I was saying. I'm like it's kind of sad because it's like, obviously you get the opportunity, you want to take it.
Trisha Paytas
And I'm sure those kids probably don't know what J.K. rowling is up to, right? They're freaking like 10 years old. I feel like they, they wouldn't know, know.
Moses Hackman
And then as parents, you're like, paul, they did get this opportunity, but it is a tough one because she is so much evil. And it's just like, damn, I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
I know. And like, I don't want the kids to, you know, be traumatized.
Moses Hackman
So, like, you know, probably aren't even being mean to them. You know what I mean? Like, how could you do this? Why would you do this? The show should just not be made. I really.
Trisha Paytas
I agree.
Moses Hackman
Stop it.
Trisha Paytas
I think it's too late.
Moses Hackman
But who's doing it?
Trisha Paytas
Matt Max or HBO Max now.
Moses Hackman
Oh, I like them too. I don't know. Damn.
Trisha Paytas
I know. I'm a little worried. I'm very, well, actually, very worried for these kids, but it just doesn't make sense to me because, yeah, the movies are like almost what, like 20 years old, I guess from the first one, but they still hold up really well. And like, if you're gonna do anything with Harry Potter, why not just make a new story? Because they did the whole Harry Potter game, like I think a year or two years ago, and it was a new story. It wasn't like Harry Potter, but it was Hogwarts.
Moses Hackman
Wait, what do you mean? There was a new book or what?
Trisha Paytas
There was a, like a video game that was. Had all new, like, Hogwarts lore and stuff.
Moses Hackman
I didn't see that.
Trisha Paytas
And it was a really, really popular game. It was like the best selling game of like 2023. I think I sold millions of copies. So it. Why not like, make a new Hogwarts story? Why are you redoing the movies? Like, how.
Moses Hackman
But it's a TV series.
Trisha Paytas
It's a TV series and every season is one year of Hogwarts.
Moses Hackman
Maybe they put more from like the books that didn't make the movies.
Trisha Paytas
That's kind of what they're saying. Because it's like probably like eight hours versus two hours.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, it's more detailed.
Trisha Paytas
How much more do we need? I don't know. Like, I feel like we got the gist now.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. I also think just anything J.K. rowling should just be Hogwarts. Let's just make a new school. You know what I mean? Let's just. Let's go to a different wizarding school. Let's do Wizards of Waverly Place as a remake. You know, like something else.
Trisha Paytas
They did that already? Already, but.
Moses Hackman
But oh, did it flop?
Trisha Paytas
Oh, and they just got a season two.
Moses Hackman
No way. Congrats. I didn't know that. Is Selena's in it.
Trisha Paytas
She is producing it and she's like in it like two episodes. But it's mostly, you know, David Henry. Her. The guy who played her brother for him.
Moses Hackman
He's probably so relieved to have a job.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
You know what I mean? Like when that's like your role and then it comes back, you're probably like.
Trisha Paytas
You're like, I'm set.
Moses Hackman
Oh yeah, Fuller House. Candace Cambere was probably like, thank God. You know, literally.
Oscar
Literally.
Trisha Paytas
Well, I guess she saw the Lifetime money, but I'm sure everyone else was like, true.
Moses Hackman
Maybe she has it right. Didn't she like super Christian or something like that?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. She's anti JoJo.
Moses Hackman
Is she? Is she anti JoJo or JoJo's anti her?
Trisha Paytas
I think. Oh, I think she called out JoJo and then Candace clapped back at JoJo. I mean, I think JoJo called out Candace Cameron Beret and then Candace Cameron Bray clapped back at Joe.
Moses Hackman
What did Candace Cameron Ray say?
Trisha Paytas
I think she just let me see what the clap back was back. I'm pretty sure.
Moses Hackman
Oh, I didn't know she asked anything. I thought judges like always came for her because Canon Cameron's like, okay, it shouldn't be in Christmas movies or something that.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, they had a public feud. They went back and forth.
Moses Hackman
That's embarrassing for Candace.
Trisha Paytas
I know. Especially because this was 2022, so JoJo was like 19.
Moses Hackman
Embarrassing. A little 19 year old lesbian you're coming for. That's so sad.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Now they probably get along, right? Her argument is like it should be a man and a woman. It's like, well, there you go. Maybe they became friends.
Trisha Paytas
I think JoJo would still be like, you know, she's still for the gays. I think like she's her roots.
Moses Hackman
Could you imagine she'd like to post something on Pride. I was like, ugh, not this month, you guys.
Trisha Paytas
I'm taking a step back from can you imagine? Oh my God.
Moses Hackman
Any allyship until be. That's crazy.
Trisha Paytas
We can't fully lose JoJo.
Moses Hackman
We can't. No, no. She is. She is gay icon for sure. Forever and ever, no matter who she's dating. Yeah. Just wish it wasn't this guy.
Trisha Paytas
But same I wish it was the normal guy, you know, like who's like a straight 21 year old. You're so right. Jojo and Benson Boone would be teased. I feel like JoJo could probably flip.
Moses Hackman
No, definitely. She's a flipper. He definitely down to name his daughter Freddy.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. You're, you know, loves queen. I feel like you're on to something that is.
Moses Hackman
And he's like in his 20s, right?
Trisha Paytas
Yes. I think he's like 22 bets and boot is 22.
Moses Hackman
No.
Trisha Paytas
I think so.
Moses Hackman
27.
Trisha Paytas
22. He was born in 2002.
Moses Hackman
22.
Trisha Paytas
Yes.
Moses Hackman
Well, that's a perfect match for them.
Trisha Paytas
It's perfect.
Moses Hackman
Oh my God. What? That's crazy. I thought he was like so much older.
Trisha Paytas
No, he's 22.
Moses Hackman
Okay. He's kind of killing it for 22, honestly.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. Team.
Moses Hackman
Okay. I love them together.
Trisha Paytas
Me too. I think this Jojo, let's revisit. Let's. Let's figure something out. That's the perfect match.
Moses Hackman
We support the peen journey that you're on, but let's find a different one.
Trisha Paytas
Crazy.
Moses Hackman
Not a 32 year old love island star. Who's next? Harry Jowsey. You know what I mean? It's like. No.
Trisha Paytas
How old is Harry Jowsey.
Moses Hackman
Siblings?
Trisha Paytas
He's 28. So I guess that's a bit. Little bit more age appropriate. But yeah, they do look a little. Do you think? I feel like he. Cuz Harry J. Loves letting in celebrities DMs and then he goes on his podcast and be like, yeah, I slid into their dms, but I didn't get it. Responsible.
Moses Hackman
Oh my God. Hair Jazzy. Stop. He needs to be stopped.
Trisha Paytas
So I feel like he'll be like, oh yeah. I try to. I try to slide into JoJo's DMs and she didn't respond. He says that about everyone. He's like, yeah, I DM Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Why would they ever respond to you? Oh, me with Walton Goggins and everyone else and Zac Efron and Justin Bieber. I guess I am. Me and Harry Jazzy are too much, too similar.
Trisha Paytas
At least you're coming out as a fan. Wanting to collaborate and use like an interviewer.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. Oh, definitely not sliding in hands like that. But sometimes I think about that. But that's why my profile. I have like married mother of two. You know what I mean? I should put at. It's always funny to me when people put like married to and then they. At the person they're married to. I was like, okay, clout. I guess I could. I don't know. That's weird. It's kind of giving free promo to Moses over there. Married at Moses Hackman. It's kind of cute, I guess. I like your bio says like it says something like now like at just Church Pod. And I love that.
Trisha Paytas
Oh yeah, I love that. Cuz I. I wanted to make it a little bit more. Well, I added a business email in there. So I'm like, I should let people know it.
Moses Hackman
No, I love it because like the gestures. Pod. Instagram is lacking. So I love that you like tagged it. I was like, I put it too. But I'm like sometimes even. Yeah, I was like, I like it though. We're trying to make a comeback over there.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
I just never know what to post and I know.
Trisha Paytas
Well, once you get back into the guest era and stuff too, we'll have guests, so that'll help. We just never take photos ourselves. That's our problem because by the time we finish. I know we just kind of forget because we kind of.
Moses Hackman
We need to get back to the costume. Costume era.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Yeah, we'll get there. The eras of Trish Shore is almost over. And then you'll get a second wind. Baby will come and then you'll. Yeah, you'll be re. Energized. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
We were doing like Chapel and Bowen. We were manifesting so much with our cosplay.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Oh, you did like Deadpool. That's when the cat.
Trisha Paytas
That's when we did Cat's Eye. Yeah. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
But uncomfortable, huh?
Trisha Paytas
Well, it was just a little too. A little too small. So. Yeah, just a size up is what we learned always. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Through the name of a show. If we did an overcompensating, it should be called Size Up. We should make a show together about like being fat as kids. You're skinny now. But. But that's such a good show is like when the one person gets like skinny and the other person stays fat. It's kind of like Heavyweights with Ben Stiller. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like that. Oh, that's news. Ariana Grande is in the new Meet the Parents.
Trisha Paytas
Oh yeah.
Moses Hackman
I love that's our first rule that she picks after baguette is like, I.
Trisha Paytas
Feel like she got off. I mean, literally. The article did say, I think it was deadline that she got offered so many roles from like, I think Warner Brothers came to her, Universal came to her. And then she got offered so many things and she picked Meet the Parents. Love.
Moses Hackman
I don't know about that. Like, that's like she could have been Audrey Hepburn. She could have been like all these.
Trisha Paytas
Roles, but she's so funny. So I want her to do like a comedy.
Moses Hackman
But Meet the Parents, Is that a comedy? That's like your dad's comedy. You know what I mean? My dad loves Meet the Parents. He thinks it's hilarious.
Trisha Paytas
I have a memory watching it as a family and I feel like I liked it whenever I watched it. But I don't understand.
Moses Hackman
I remember liking as a kid too. I think I was like the only funny movie that came out. I was like, it's so funny then. You watch it now and it's like, it's a little cringe, but I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
I think I trust Ariana, especially saying what she did with the wicked. Like, you know, she any, like, change. She was like, her and Cynthia were in there being like, no, keep this, this. So I feel like for me, the parents too. She'll be like, that's not fun. I feel like she'd be honest and be like, no, let's let mama. Let's get back to the writer's room.
Moses Hackman
I hope so. I trust her.
Trisha Paytas
I don't think Ariana's ever been anything that's like, quality wise bad.
Moses Hackman
That cat. Oh, no, that one where she had the voice like that.
Trisha Paytas
At the time, though, that show was everything.
Moses Hackman
It's like, look at my feet.
Trisha Paytas
Okay, well, the feet stuff wasn't her fault.
Moses Hackman
Okay, but that's what I'm saying.
Trisha Paytas
But also, she didn't have the age agency she has now because now she is Ariana Grande, you know?
Moses Hackman
I hope so. They said that she was gonna be married into the family to the son of Ben Stiller and Terry Polo's characters. And they said the son was gonna be played by Adam DiMarco from overcompensating. Oh, really?
Trisha Paytas
I didn't see that part.
Moses Hackman
Well, that was rumored. I mean, it hasn't been confirmed, but still a little bit.
Trisha Paytas
I kind of want Benny to be in there actually and play, like, the straight guy married to Ariana. I could see them being cute together, actually.
Moses Hackman
Oh, like the Owen Wilson type. The first movie like this, like, blonde guy that's like, yeah, yeah. He is so cute. He might be my new favorite. I do love him. Benny, if you want to. Come on. Do we call him Benny or Bonito? I don't know. He's Benny Drama. But his name's Bonito Skinner and I love Benito. It gives me, like, Benicio, like Del Toro. Like, I love that name.
Trisha Paytas
That is a good name.
Moses Hackman
Bonito. That's a good name.
Trisha Paytas
Bonito Drama.
Moses Hackman
Bonito like beautiful. Like bonita is big, beautiful girl.
Trisha Paytas
But Benita is not bonito is.
Moses Hackman
Oh, he's Benito.
Trisha Paytas
Benito. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Anyways, bonito like eo, when you add.
Trisha Paytas
Ito, it means like little. I think like little bonito. Yeah. Like whenever they. My family added it. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
What do they add it to?
Trisha Paytas
My family calls me Juny, cuz I'm Oscar Jr. Oh, Juni. Junito. But they do it with like the Junito. But. Yeah, yeah.
Moses Hackman
We never even talked about this. I got to meet your brother at.
Trisha Paytas
Oh yeah. Oh my God.
Moses Hackman
That was so crazy. It was funny, so surreal. Like you guys are so different.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. My brother and my sister in law brought their. My nephews to Elvis's party. Originally supposed to be me and Darian, but the kids. But then Darian got sick. So then it was just me and then. And my sister in law. My brother was gonna stay home. But then while one of the younger one that's Malibu's age, he had a little meltdown. Would only go if my brother went with him.
Moses Hackman
We know that it was a whole thing.
Trisha Paytas
But once they got here, they had so much fun.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, it was so cute. And we know your sister in law because we've seen her in class before. So I was just like, oh my God. It was so good. It was just so weird because it's like you talk about your family but then you see family and you're just like, oh my God. And they're so like. I don't know if the word is like normal, but in a good way.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
It's like my brother just very like normal.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Like my sister in law is a little bit online. She leaves like has Instagram, but my brother has. Even in high school college never had social media ever.
Moses Hackman
That was my brother too.
Trisha Paytas
He's so offline.
Moses Hackman
Nothing ever.
Trisha Paytas
It was crazy. But my sister in law was very geek because she's like, is that Holly Madison? And I was like, really?
Moses Hackman
She's like plugged in a little. Yeah, I probably would have no idea.
Trisha Paytas
At least millennial stuff, you know, it's.
Moses Hackman
Like girls next door.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Oh my God, that's so fun.
Trisha Paytas
My brother had no idea. He doesn't even really watch tv. He watches like even when he was younger like as. And he was like the cool. Like he played like, he skated, he did sports. Like he was like the popular guy. But he always watched like History channel as like a teen college.
Moses Hackman
That's so funny. You're closest in age. You two that came. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
He looked cool, he seemed cool. He seemed like just a cool dad.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, he's like very dad. Chill vibes, you know.
Moses Hackman
It's so funny to see. Yeah. You guys together because it's almost like you weren't related but you were so funny.
Trisha Paytas
Which. We only share a mom, so I don't know somewhere.
Moses Hackman
But my sister only share a mom and we're pretty.
Trisha Paytas
She does look very alike, but.
Moses Hackman
Well, yeah, you look somewhat alike. It was more just like the action.
Trisha Paytas
All like skinny and he's like his whole vibe. I mean he's the. He's like literally the stereotypical California skater guy.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, it was interesting to see. I loved the.
Trisha Paytas
He called my mom after and he's like, yeah, like Trish, she's just like, like she's normal people. Like, she's just so cool. They live at like such a nice house. But like she's just a very normal person. Like. And he's like a skater. Like. And my mom was like telling me this. I'm like, oh my God.
Moses Hackman
Oh, I love that we do give off very normal. We definitely eat craft Mac and cheese in this house. You know what I mean? That's so funny. He was really nice. He was really. Yeah, that was really cool. Does he know like what you do? Like he knows you host the podcast.
Trisha Paytas
Kind of, but I don't think think he knows. Yeah, same as like your. When your family asked him.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, my brother came to a show in Austin and that was like the first thing he's ever come to and he's just like, oh my gosh, like so many people know you.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I think my sister in law got it. I guess she's on the Greek email list. So when you're playing the Greek, she sent, she's like, trisha's playing the Greek.
Moses Hackman
I was like, yeah, I love that. My brother always does stuff like that too. He's always like, oh, you're on us. It's. But can you attest to the fact that there were people at the party?
Trisha Paytas
Oh yeah, people.
Moses Hackman
And I don't really like try to comment because I really don't care that much. But there was like maybe a handful, like 5 comments on My birthday photos. It's like, wow, all this and no one shows up. And I was like, first of all, people, did we take Our photos at 9am an hour before people come? Because we just want to make sure we get our photos. I'm very stressed about photos. I'll just tell you. Like, I get so stressed that we will not get family photos when we do like fun Things like Easter and stuff, so we do them beforehand. And I don't post other. Other people's kids. So I was trying, like, not to, like, whatever. I gave links to everybody, like, here's pictures. But there were. That's why I posted Happy birthday of everyone singing. I'm like, just so you know, there was people here, which I don't know why I care that much. I shouldn't care, honestly. I would do it just for pictures, but I just was like, people are so weird sometimes. So I was like, all right, let me post the birthday. I think Dharma just had a birthday and he. He filmed everybody saying happy birthday to him instead of being filmed. And he said that. He's like, took 41 years to figure out I should be filming this way. And you should, because then you can see all the people there to cheer you on. We did not get the invite to Darman. I really want to go to a dharmon party. He has kids around our kids his age and he's friends with all the mommy people. He had a 90s themed birthday party. You know, Darman.
Trisha Paytas
I know. Just because of Trish talks. Trish talks? Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Which we never got to that either. The Trish talks of. We're supposed to do the Hunger Games audition.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, yes. We. We will be auditioning for A Ballad of Songbird. Wait, no, not Sunrise on the Weeping.
Moses Hackman
Sunrise on Weeping Line. Because I think we're gonna miss it.
Trisha Paytas
No, let me see.
Moses Hackman
I feel like it's always quick. You always have to be, like, the first one to get it in. Joey reposted his damn.
Trisha Paytas
Did he?
Moses Hackman
Yeah. And everyone's like, oh, this kind of eight. You should repost yours just as you were ten years ago.
Trisha Paytas
One minute. I know. I honestly should it to be over 18 plus 1 minute. It doesn't say. It says open auditions are here four days ago. So I think it's still going.
Moses Hackman
Okay, you have to make one. I feel like we're gonna rat.
Trisha Paytas
It's 25 acting ability, 25 charisma, and 50 thematic relevance. To the. The. To the picture is what it says.
Moses Hackman
Picture. What does that mean?
Trisha Paytas
Like the motion picture, I'm assuming. So I guess if we just cosplay, I think we can figure it out.
Moses Hackman
Who am I going to be? Who are you going to be?
Trisha Paytas
And what scene are we going to do? I really don't know. I guess we can do. My favorite is. And I've made Darian recreate this with me once before. Is from the first movie when Peter's about to eat Some of the. Those berries. And she goes, peter, no. That's night luck, Peter. You'll be dead in a minute. I was so worried for you. That's what she does. And she whacks the berries out of his hand.
Moses Hackman
Film you guys doing that next time.
Trisha Paytas
Well, you have to be in it too. I feel like if we have the best chance as a group.
Moses Hackman
Okay, well, send me a scene. We can try. I don't know if I like the whole cosplay and my belly can't bend over.
Trisha Paytas
Sure. That's what she wears. Okay, okay, okay.
Moses Hackman
We can look. I know we should have done it the day we had our full cosplays on, but.
Trisha Paytas
But we didn't know back. I guess we should have recreated a scene that day. Oh, yeah, you should.
Moses Hackman
I need to see with them. Him in it too.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Moses Hackman
Maybe one where she's like passed out or something. Like Deborah Vance. Everything's ever been someone. She's passed out too. I love that. Just make jokes around it.
Trisha Paytas
I feel like we'll get it. Like if we actually do it. I think we'll be in.
Moses Hackman
I don't think so. Also, do you want to be an extra? Would you? Because it's like you're just sitting around all day.
Trisha Paytas
No, but you have famously eaten up an extra role in Modern Family and that's like so iconic. It still gets brought up to this day.
Moses Hackman
But I sat and I just waited around for like 10 hours. I had nothing else to do back then. For 10 hours. You know what I mean? Like, could you imagine just sitting around for like 12 hours waiting for your one little part where you're not even talking?
Trisha Paytas
It's like me having a key. Who isn't it? Oh, me and what's her name? What's her name? Elle. Fanny. Me and El Fanny have a key in the trailer and be like, oh, girl, what is the tea?
Moses Hackman
I don't think you're gonna be in Al Fanning, Australia. I think we're gonna be in picnic tables with thousands of other people. You know what I mean? Like, I don't think think. Yeah, then it would be sick. But I think we're gonna be sweating somewhere. I would. It doesn't sound. I don't know. If they asked you to be in it, would you be in it, guys, as an extra?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. I don't know what would be, though. I think I'm too big to be one of the starving capitals. I mean, one of the starving districts. So it'd have to be the capital, I guess.
Moses Hackman
You're so. You're inner skinny. I know we're not talking about bodies, but you're in a skinny area right now. You really are. Every time I see you, I'm like, oh, my God. I just. I'm a little shocked, actually. It's giving Bella Twilight.
Trisha Paytas
I wish.
Moses Hackman
No, you look great. You look good. You could be. You definitely could be starving a children. What is it? Where are they from? The cap districts.
Trisha Paytas
One of the districts. Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Well, the capital is also starving, you said, right. Don't they? Oh, no, they're not starving. They eat the too much.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, they. And then they throw up and then eat some more. I guess I can do that.
Moses Hackman
That's just promoting.
Trisha Paytas
Gluttony. I don't know. Silver consumption.
Moses Hackman
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
That's the greed they describe in the Bible, as they say.
Moses Hackman
Oh, okay. Well, it's a very religious episode with Candace Cameron and What else? That. I feel like we've had a lot of Jesus talk this episode.
Trisha Paytas
Maybe you just talked about. I love you, Jesus.
Moses Hackman
I love you, Jesus. Righteous gemstones I've been talking about. I guess that's in my head.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I guess so.
Moses Hackman
I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
Well, a great transition.
Moses Hackman
Do they have Jesus for gays? Gays for Jesus.
Trisha Paytas
Like a official group? Yeah, I'm sure there's like an official, like Catholic gay or Christian gay group. There's Megan at Pride, and that's pretty close to Jesus.
Moses Hackman
I didn't see that. I didn't see that. Yes, The Megan bots, they look scary. They scare me. I hope it's still happening. I don't know when ours is supposed to happen, but I'm surprised.
Trisha Paytas
Junket isn't for a couple of years, so I think.
Moses Hackman
I think that's what it is. I think it's like a press junket now. It was really supposed to be here. I think it's a. I have no idea. So, like, what am I gonna go, like, interview Megan and a press jacket? I just go sit in there, be like, hi. Well, I guess they probably. If she's like, programmed, they probably have her program for different things.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, we'll see. I can't waste the cosplay.
Moses Hackman
So it's been in there forever. Because I thought she was gonna be here like a month ago. So I've been having the cosplay, but.
Trisha Paytas
Story of our lives.
Moses Hackman
I know. So I have a Chapel Ronin one in there from, like, when she performed with Olivia Rodrigo. And it's so little now because I was gonna wear. I said maybe I could wear that. Day. Oh, my God. I couldn't even fit, like, one thigh in there. I was like, damn it. No, but it happens. I get cosplays made, and then I don't fit into them anymore.
Trisha Paytas
It'll come back.
Moses Hackman
Hopefully my body or Chapel.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, your body. But yeah, yeah, maybe both.
Moses Hackman
Maybe both. Chapel one's so funny. She's like the Rainbow Birkin now, where it's just kind of a funny thing to think about. Like, maybe. Maybe next time she does the podcast rounds, you know, it's kind of like just a thing. Okay, maybe Lea Michelle doing Pink Pony Club at her show. I was like, okay. Stealing my nachos. I think. I think ours is better.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God. What is she. Isn't she just performing, like, a medley and random song? What does she do?
Moses Hackman
Yeah, she does, like, a request hour, like, I do. She literally is just like, what song? Because someone's like, run, Joy, run. Like, not that one. Like, she's just very, like. Just takes random requests from people.
Trisha Paytas
Love that.
Moses Hackman
That's my favorite song. She sings, and she's like, I will not do it. That's the worst song. When people ask for that. I was like, first of all, if someone's requesting it, they love it. Daddy, please don't. It wasn't his fault. He means so much to me. Daddy, please don't. We're gonna get married. Just you wait and see. Do you remember that in Glee?
Trisha Paytas
No. Which episode was that?
Moses Hackman
What are you serious Episodes. It's, like, so iconic because, like, Rachel Berry is, like, the three guys are all in it, and they don't know it. She has them all in the music video. Like, it starts off with Puck being, like, the bad boy in leather, and then it changes into, like, Finn. Like, he starts singing, but none of them know. They all start looking at each other, and they're like, what the. You're in it, too. And then Jesse is in it at the very end, so they're all like, what the hell? So basically, she had all three of these guys, like, pining over in the music room. Then they get up picked, and that's when they sing Turn around every now and then, and they're all, like, facing her. And then she does ballet with Jesse.
Trisha Paytas
I don't remember this at all.
Moses Hackman
That is, like, the only Glee episode that's, like, worth watching. Did we watch it? Did we see it? It's so good. It's like a production. It's like a production music video that she shows in class. And everyone's like. And even Mr. Shue is like, what was that? Rachel? That was, like, really weird. And then they get pissed, all three of the guys, and they all, like, leave her. But basically all three guys have a crush on Rachel in this episode. Like Puck, Finn, and Jesse, they're all, like, pining over her. Oh, my God. Over there.
Trisha Paytas
I didn't. I have never went back to watch Glee, though. I only watched it in real time.
Moses Hackman
But that one I remembered from day one. Like, I just remember being like, I wish I was her in that video. Like, it was such a good song. That's crazy. Oh, my God. That's actually insane. Okay. I don't even know who you are anymore. That's so good.
Trisha Paytas
It's like, on my list, season two. Because Jesse. Well, it definitely wasn't season one. So season one.
Moses Hackman
So maybe two or three.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Must have been only two or three because we haven't gotten very far.
Trisha Paytas
Okay. Fake leak over there.
Moses Hackman
I don't know what happens. Like, truly, I, like, stopped watching after, like, Finn, and the actor who played Finn passed away, Corey Monteith. I, like, stopped watching it because then it was. I saw bits and pieces when she was, like, in New York with, like, Adam Lambert and Demi Lovato, and I was like, I don't know. It's like losing the plot. Plot for me.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I did lose the plot at that point. But Niata.
Moses Hackman
Was that supposed to be like, Juilliard or what was it? Yeah, I was like, wild. Rest in peace, Glee. Well, the show and some people I know. Yikes. That's sad. That is sad. Okay, let's move on from that transition. Transition to James Charles. I didn't know there was an update on this, Kayla. Malik's gonna be uncanceled.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, I'm excited for that. But when is this? Okay, this is my plea. Please, Tana editors, everyone turn that around with a quick knit. I can't wait two months for this, Kayla. I can't. We gotta get this up with the quickness. Okay, y' all, let's approve the edit. Let's get edited. Approve the edit.
Moses Hackman
That is.
Trisha Paytas
Let's expedite the turnaround.
Moses Hackman
Yes, I agree. That one should have been like, the day. The next day. They literally should have had the editor be like, to tomorrow. That is like. I mean, Kayla hasn't. I don't know if she's been asked or she just doesn't choose to. I know she really loves Tana, so maybe that's why. But yeah, I'm so.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Cuz she's talked with Jacob Sartorius on her own podcast about it, but she keeps it pretty cute. I'm just gonna drag James a little bit, but I feel like, especially if Paige is in the mix, I feel like Paige will definitely clock.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. Oh, my. I mean, so that's what I love about the cancel podcast. Go either way. It could be amazing or it could be.
Trisha Paytas
You never know.
Moses Hackman
But I think they know that too. I think they know it's a little.
Trisha Paytas
Bit of a mixed bag.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. It's chaos over there, really. Are they gonna like each other this week? Are they not? But we watch. It keeps me entertained better than all these boring podcasts.
Trisha Paytas
At least they stir the pot. For better or worse.
Moses Hackman
Like what is happening this week? What did James Charles do? I haven't seen him.
Trisha Paytas
We just haven't talked. We talked about a little bit on Patreon, but we didn't get to talk about his reaction to the Amas last week. @ the top of my mind because it actually made me so annoyed. So James Charles was at the AMAs?
Moses Hackman
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
Fans were very confused about it. I want to say fans, I would say maybe people. The people were confused about it. And there was memes going around. Like videos of James arriving at the carpet and people were tweeting, wow. Not. Not a single camera flash.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
And James suddenly knows how to respond with the quickness because he instantly clapped back. He posted on his. I guess he started on his alt Tick tock, I guess is where the post came from, where he did a little green screen showing that tweet and then showing all his getty images and showing different video, different news places that posted.
Moses Hackman
Giving me at my birthday party, Elvis's birthday party. Look, there are people. There were people very bad.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. She's like, actually there's 50 photos and look here. And post it here, here and here. It's like girl relaxing.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
So he was very proud of that fact that he was posted everywhere. And he was very much clapping back. And even in his comments. Like his first comeback to tick tock after the back and forth with Kayla was him celebrating his 26th birthday and stuff. And anytime he gets like a little sassy comment, he's in the mix. Like clapping back and trying to be. Trying to have a key. Trying to be. I'm like, it's not working.
Moses Hackman
It's not cute anymore. You're not a cute little 21 year old that we feel sorry for. You're a grown man, like siding with like literal convicted abusers over a 20 year old girl that you call an acquaintance. And downplay it's like, there's nothing cutesy about you. There's nothing cutesy about a clapback. At this point, you're kind of just a monster, and there's not really anything cutesy about you. Part 2 Gabby featuring James Charles Even Gabby has standards. That's so true. Right. I don't even want to put them together. You're right.
Trisha Paytas
He got asked who invited you? And he clapped back, the American Music Awards. How's your couch? Again, not really that esteemed of an invite.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
And then there was one comment that said, they can never make me like you. And he said, oh, no, whatever will I do? Crying emoji, praying emoji emoji. Another one said, I'm an enemy territory. And he responded, then leave babe heart emoji. And, yeah, these. He just keeps clapping back. And I'm like, listen, you either have to, like, filter your comments, hire someone to be. Just delete them, or just take it. I think trying to clap back and trying to make yourself seem like you're so cool and you're so above it. And these comments are so petty. It's like, no, no. What you did was actually terrible. You displayed a lack of morality. Like, what you did was morally bankrupt. It's not that, like, people are just bullying you unfairly. It's like, you are actually terrible and took no accountability.
Moses Hackman
So people are like, let's keep harassing this person because you are awful and you don't want to admit that you're awful.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. So you either have to, like, take it or just delete it, but trying to, like, have a key and be like, look how fierce I am clapping back. It's like, no, it's not like a petty thing. It's not like someone's making fun of your outfit or something. Well, well, they are, but it's not. They're not making fun of it because. And like, as if you're the victim, like, it just comes across like he's trying to play the, like, the mic. Clapping back.
Moses Hackman
It's just like when someone is, like, just an awful person and they're ugly, like, oozes out. You know what I mean? That's what it is. So when people are, like, saying, ew, jump, scare, it's because you're protruding that. It's not like you're unattractive looking. It's just the ugly comes out. You know what I mean?
Trisha Paytas
And everyone's like, oh, yes. And it's like you're gonna be dunked on because you what with your actions and what you did, like, you made your bed. You gotta lay in it. Like, you. You flew out this guy that you knew. At the very least, you knew did something horrible to some. To a girl that you are an acquaintance with, collaborated with. So you gotta just take it. Like, why are you trying to sit here and have a key with us? As if it's, like, funny. And then you're taking, like, ownership back. I get the whole playbook. I know exactly what he's doing. Like, the PR of it all, like, it comes. Oh, he's like, on top. He's reclaiming the narrative. He's clapping back. You lost that privilege to do that. Because it's not like silly petty drama. It's like something really serious.
Moses Hackman
Convicted abuser.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Yeah, you were. We're losing the plot that, like, he literally was giving PR tips to someone who almost killed his girlfriend.
Moses Hackman
Like, no, it's really lost.
Trisha Paytas
He was literally giving the crisis PR handbook to this guy.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. And talking to him after, like, Kayla confided to him, trying to, like, give him information about her.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
And all stuff like that. He's gross. He's decex. Well, if you look at other platforms, the comments do eat him up. Like, you know what I mean? Then that's the only saving grace I have because I was like, oh, thank God. Like, you know what I mean? I thought the world was just like, whatever. But when you see the comments, everyone's just like, you know, why him? You know? And again, something currently happening now. Like, I hate when people are like, well, everyone's done stuff in the past, but this is, like, so current and.
Trisha Paytas
A pattern of behavior that's been displayed for years.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, it's like about six years since.
Trisha Paytas
By sister, so quote. And then there was another tick tock that came out of a girl came forward and was like, James Charles has been like, DMing her about, like, donating the money from his Kayla video to, like, a DV charity. And like, he was like, in her DMs going back and forth like, oh, like, I'm gonna use your idea and donate all the money. And then he's like, I'm gonna talk to my team about this. And he's like, my team said, it's actually not a good idea, but I'm gonna do this. And he was sending her all the these screenshots. And then she came forward and was like, I think I'm being manipulated to, like, talk about positively about James Charles. And you guys should know about this, that he's in my DMs. Trying to, like, get my advice on donating to, like, DV charities. I also hate that too. It's like, you only cared about victims when it became. When it affected your bag, when it was bad PR for you.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, exactly.
Trisha Paytas
Was a victim. And she said in her video he didn't reach out until after he was getting exposed on Tik Tok, so her videos were already up. So you only cared. You only checked in on her when it was bad PR for you and.
Moses Hackman
Then still didn't donate. Well, okay, I get it. Yeah, you're bad. Here, let's donate now. Let's put all that 52 million. 52 million views.
Trisha Paytas
He did. He was sending the girl screenshots of him making donations and, like, was sending, like, AMEX receipts or whatever. She's like, why are you sending me this? Like, you do this yourself? Like, what? He.
Moses Hackman
But his team said it wasn't a good idea, but he did anyways.
Trisha Paytas
He was gonna make stitch her tick tock of her calling him out and be like, you should. You got 52 million views. Like, take this and donate it. It.
Moses Hackman
Okay.
Trisha Paytas
And then he said his team advised him to not do that, to not stitch it. To not stitch it or post about it himself because it would take attention. He's like, I don't want to take attention away from victims all of a sudden.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, okay.
Trisha Paytas
Well, yeah.
Moses Hackman
And then a first step.
Trisha Paytas
So he was, like, feeding her information the same way we would get DMS anytime we brought him up. We know how that works.
Moses Hackman
It was like every little thing. I'm not turning on the show. I don't care about being your friend. But here's this. This. You don't know the truth. You don't know this. They'll be okay. What's the truth? Well, you just. I can't. I can't say it, but I just know that that's not the truth. And I like, I know.
Trisha Paytas
So when this. When this TikTok. When this tick tocker came and was, like, explaining it, I'm like, I know. Exactly. Again, it's like the. The behind the scenes PR to get other people to, like, do the good press for him.
Moses Hackman
So weird. Like, nothing can make you look worse. So I think posting about you donating to a DV charity is, like, a little tiny step you could take. You know what I mean? You're so weird. But to, like, get email another person about it and, like, hope that they talk about it. You can, like, you're weird.
Trisha Paytas
Stop doing that.
Moses Hackman
Stop being people. Just put what you want to say out there, like, damn.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, just do it.
Moses Hackman
Like, so weird.
Trisha Paytas
You literally have nothing to.
Moses Hackman
That's why I don't get, like, literally nothing to lose.
Trisha Paytas
Literally nothing to lose. Like, the people who hate you at this point have a lot of reason to and are not going to turn around. So the least you could do is just, like, do decent things with people.
Moses Hackman
Who do support you so they can be like, wow, look, he did that. You know what I mean? Which is, again, better than nothing.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
He literally every time I get messages from him and, like, my skin would literally crawl. I'd be like, oh, my God. Like, why did this person just message me? Because he would just, like, have the grossest, like, things. I was like, I tried to give him the bent, the doll. I was like, okay. Because, like, we were so in drama. Got it. And I was like, I kind of feel sorry for him. But then I was like, I don't know. Yeah. Then you, like, look at it. You're like, God, he really is kind of manipulative. Anyone who's, like, in your DMs, like that, trying to, like, convince you something. That's why I stopped, like, even DMing, like, Drama Channel, like, whatever. I guess drama channels, like, don't exist anymore, which is crazy. But. But I would just, like, never DM people. Cause I never want to be even Adam McIntyre. I always keep very, like, distant. Not distant, but, like, just cordial. Yeah. Cause I never want to be, like, too friendly and be like, she's trying to manipulate. He doesn't make videos about me anymore. It doesn't matter. But I'm just saying, like, in general, I never want to be, like, I.
Trisha Paytas
Don'T know, come across. Manipulator.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. Because I think no matter what, you could. Especially when it comes to the media. And Adam McIntyre is the media. Yeah. So it's very much like anybody. Anybody that cat or anybody. I'm just very much. Even ej, who I love. But. But I sometimes want to always, like, DM her and be like, love this. But then I'm like, doesn't look like I'm trying to be too friendly to someone who could write something bad about me. I don't know. James Charles, a weirdo. That's the title of this episode. I forgot we did. We did talk about that on our Patreon. I was like, that was. I know it seems like so long ago that.
Trisha Paytas
I know the amas feel like so long ago, but literally just a week. Wow.
Moses Hackman
I know a lot happens in a week.
Trisha Paytas
Not A lot happened at the AMAs, but a lot did happen in. In the week.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Should we end on Austin and Catherine? Yes.
Moses Hackman
I don't. I mean, yes, I want to, because I have such strong feelings about this. I even made a tick tock. But also to our. It's like our audience care. I feel like our audience never cares when we put them in the title.
Trisha Paytas
It's like I was more intrigued by the. The Tiana involvement. Yeah, well, and call her Daddy. But I thought the Reaper card, like, because it was a quick question in Caller. In the Caller Daddy interview with Catherine about Tina. And then I saw people were leaving, like, Tana mean comments after that, and.
Moses Hackman
I was like, how do we always do that? The girls are the problem.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. To me, it was like a really quick question that Alex Cooper asked about when Tana came forward and made a tick tock and was tweeting about being in a car with Jake Paul and Austin McBroom. And being in the car. She was once in the car with Jake and Austin, and I guess there was like a lipstick in there or something. And she got a FaceTime call about it, and she was getting asked about it from Austin and Catherine, and she just said that it was hers even though it wasn't.
Moses Hackman
Oh, right. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
I went back to watch, like, the videos from three years ago to get, like, the lore about this because I kind of forgot, to be honest. But I remember when Tana came out about this, like, three years ago, it wasn't like, no one was upset for Catherine like back then because there was already cheating, rumors, allegations going around. Like, this was not groundbreaking news at all.
Moses Hackman
I think that's why she added to it. I think there was like, a whole string of people coming forward. Be like, he got me a new Malibu. It was like that whole thing, people.
Trisha Paytas
Were showing different, like, snaps, and it.
Moses Hackman
Was definitely out there. And so she's like, adding to this narrative now. She's like, okay, well, let me tell you my story.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. And then granted, I think. I think Tana even now would be like, yeah, probably shouldn't have done that. She did delete that TikTok that she made about it. So I think at some point she learned.
Moses Hackman
Yeah. So she's mad about the Tik Tok. Catherine is mad about the TikTok being made more than the line.
Trisha Paytas
So, yeah, she was kind of saying like, oh, Tana, I wish Tana had DM me before. Like, she went and talked about this, which. That part I do understand. I could be like, well, if for it Would have been better to like, lube Catherine. Like, even if you were gonna make a tick tock just giving her a heads up just so she wasn't like, blindsided by this. But then, like, there's her comment section is as if Tana was the other woman. And I'm like, wait, we're totally losing the plot. Like, yeah, what she did was like, kind of crappy. Sure. Like, she could have given Captain a heads up, but. But she isn't the reason that Catherine stayed with Austin. Like, there was dozens of girls coming forward with pretty good evidence. If Tana was like, yeah, that. If Tana was like, no, that wasn't my lip liner or whatever, it wouldn't have changed anything.
Moses Hackman
Well, you did. You did speculate or suggest that maybe someone on the Call her daddy team wrote that question. Because I was like, what a random question for specific.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I'm sure there is a little messy gay over there that's like, oh, Tana made this tick tock three years ago. You should ask about it.
Moses Hackman
I mean, this is like an interview that's like an hour and it's like explosive. It's like the first one has like, almost like 10 million views right now. So it's so explosive. I'm like, who threw in the question that, like, Tana Mojo video from like four years ago? It's so random.
Trisha Paytas
It was very odd and even like, when Tana made that too, like I said, the. The narrative was already not good for Austin. So yeah, like, in retrospect, it was. Was crappy to do to Catherine, but she's not responsible for any. It's not like she was had a part in the cheating that he was doing at all. He was already doing it.
Moses Hackman
No, he just called her to be like, say it's yours. Like, Austin set her up to be like, this is yours. Right?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. And also too, at that time, like, she was still like, in a. We had like a weird friendship with like, Jake, Paul and stuff too.
Moses Hackman
So, yes, that was.
Trisha Paytas
She was very much in. Now she's kind of grown up and like, come out of it a little bit. But, like, she was very much around, like the dubious guys and just kind of doing. Going with the flow, whatever.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Because the only reason she came out about this was for, of all things, Bryce hall was boxing Austin McBroom and the paparazzi was team Bryce. On God. So she was going hard.
Moses Hackman
Oh, that's so funny.
Trisha Paytas
Just to support Bryce hall, which again, aged like milk. So yeah, it all is bad. But to like, the comments really pissed me off because I'm like, why are you acting as if Tana's like, the onus of, like, what went wrong? Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Everyone's like, wow, no surprise Tanner's not a girl. I'm like, like, once again, everything is just taken off of Austin. Like, as if there's, like, he did nothing. Like, it's. Oh, it pissed me off. I literally was like, in St. Louis or something, and it was like midnight after a show, and I was, like, hyped off the show, and I'm like, looking at these. The caller daddy interviews, and I was just like. I was. Well, I saw Austin's response to the caller daddy interview, and I was just like, so I've never. I don't think I've hated this life.
Trisha Paytas
Not cared for.
Moses Hackman
I know I hate one person. I hate everybody, but I hate him. I think I hate him for a real. Because. Because he was so manipulated to be like, you know what I was going to do response, but that's what you guys want. He goes, I care more about my kids than doing that.
Trisha Paytas
I was like, it's my daughter's birthday.
Moses Hackman
You can't. You put.
Oscar
You.
Moses Hackman
You prioritize your kids above everything. Why?
Trisha Paytas
What are you having an orgy on a boat in Miami?
Moses Hackman
Literally, he's, like, admitted to the cheating. You literally cheated and broke up your family. Like, that's it. Like, Catherine was so loyal. Whatever. Broke up your family. And you said, oh, I care more about the kids. I want to put anything first. But yet you're out late at night cheating on. I hate. I really hate men. I really hate men, honestly. And before anyone's like, you're married to one. No, I'm not Moses. Everybody identifies as water and he means it. And everyone thinks he's being joking and silly. He's not. He really doesn't identify as, like, the a man being. Okay, so just don't even come for me because I actually hate all men. Hate Moses. Not paying attention?
Oscar
No, I'm getting my water droplet part.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, there you go.
Moses Hackman
I mean, literally, the most despicable people on earth. The fact that he even has a platform that he's even still talking. Like, why is he still talking? I'm literally just like, can't you just shut up for, like, literally a minute? He's just so gaslighty. He's so gaslighty. And the fact that he had it recorded. Did you see? He's like this. He, like, set it up, like, call her daddy.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. He got, like, a pink chair. He was Gonna like, parody the caller. Daddy set. Whatever.
Moses Hackman
I'm like, you're a clown.
Trisha Paytas
Very much a loser.
Moses Hackman
Oh, my God. Such a loser. He's like, I did it, but I'm not gonna show you guys because I. You know what?
Trisha Paytas
This is what you want. Yeah. No one wants. No one wants to hear from you at all.
Moses Hackman
No, actually, nobody. Don't say that. How dare you say your kids are priority. That's like the craziest thing that makes me so pissed. So blaming Catherine about the color daddy coming out on his daughter's birthday.
Trisha Paytas
She has a say in what day.
Moses Hackman
When it was coming out. I'm sure they are. Like, what? And meanwhile, you're having, like multiple affairs on your.
Trisha Paytas
Your.
Moses Hackman
On your wife, like ruining your whole family life, huh?
Oscar
Not just on the wife, on the.
Moses Hackman
Kids and the kids. Like you broke it up.
Oscar
He's definitely like a very self centered narcissist because it. Everything that happens, it's like, you've been waiting for me. Like, I'm like, no. Nobody waited for you to go and call her daddy. Nobody waited for you to respond to this.
Moses Hackman
Nobody wasn't asking you to go on. Like, nobody cares.
Oscar
Wanted to hear your side of the story because they know what it is.
Moses Hackman
No, nobody wants to hear from you. I think even like these men podcasts like penguins and all that. No one's inviting them on. You know what I mean? Impulsive. You think they would be like, let's have this guy. Nobody wants you on. Nobody. Because everyone's like, you're such a clown. Like, this is so crazy. It's like, not even just about cheating, but just the stuff that. The justification. She knew she wanted me to be a mermaid. Like, all this he's saying, it's just like, my kids are my priority. I would never do anything to hurt them. You're the worst. He's the worst. I mean, he's literally the worst person on the Internet. Right? Right. I mean that. Only there's anybody worse. I really don't.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, he's up there for sure in the public enemy list. He. He wasn't in our tier list, but if he was, he would definitely be.
Moses Hackman
That's how irrelevant he was, though, because it's like, didn't even think about putting him on the thing. No. And there's another one that blew up over the weekend. Maybe you don't know them, but they're. Do you know Wizard Liz?
Trisha Paytas
Yes.
Moses Hackman
Yes, her.
Trisha Paytas
Well, I didn't know her until I saw everyone was upset that her boyfriend or fiance. Landon. Landon. Landon. Nickerson.
Moses Hackman
Are they not married?
Trisha Paytas
Married, fiance. So engaged.
Moses Hackman
Thank God. Oh, my God. That they were married.
Oscar
But okay, well, she's pregnant.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Oscar
Four months pregnant, so they are married in that sense. You know, it's like, forever.
Moses Hackman
It's forever. Also, again, cheating. Both them cheated while both of these women were pregnant, which is like. I'm telling you, this makes me, like. It, like, enrages me so much. Like, what the hell? What do you mean you can't. Like, you can't. Wait. Like, you just, like, you can't. Wow. I'm just, like, so confused. This person's, like, carrying your baby. Like, it's, like, so, like. Like, sacred. Like, the body, everything that goes in it, whatever. And, like, you're cheating. Have an affair and still expecting. Like, I think Catherine said the last time they had sex was when they conceived their son. She's like, we didn't have sex any time after that. So it's like. Because she's like, my body's like a temple. Because, like. But also, like, not knowing, like, this Landon guy with Wizard Liz. It's like, you know, you could still be having sex with her and, like, meanwhile pregnant and not just, like, you don't know what's happening there. You know, Chlamydia, whatever. There could be so much. Anyways, I was so, so, so pissed. Oh, my God. And this guy's, like, response, too, is just so. Oh, I just. I hate these men. I hate these men so much. And yes, they're beautiful women. And, like, that is, like, such a thing. You're just like, what the hell is wrong with these guys? But while pregnant is crazy. Like, they deserve. They deserve. If there's a place in hell, I think these people are going there because that's insane. Like, someone's hormones, someone's. All this stuff like that. Like, they're. And the baby feels everything. We always talk about this. Like, the baby feels everything. Like, sadness, whatever, stress. And no matter how, like, strong or calm you are through this, which both of them seem to be, it still stresses out the baby. It's like, oh, my God, I'm having a baby with this person who's just, like, blew everything up. Like. And it's hard because you can't just kick him out of your life. You're having a baby with them. So it's like, how the hell do you manage that? If I saw his face when I look at the birth vlog of Catherine with Austin, with the son. You just see it. You just see how, like, pissed she is at him. Never Looks at him once, and it's like, how awful that would be to, like, give birth. Like, like, and having to see this person, like, feel their presence in the room with you. Like, oh, get the. Away from me. It sucks. It sucks. While pregnant, cheating's awful. But while pregnant, you have to give birth, and this man has. Gets to be in the room with you. Oh, my God. I would. I honest. I don't know. I. I don't know how they do it. I don't know how they do it.
Trisha Paytas
Snapchat, too. That's where Landon was. He made us. He made a. A Snapchat account to. According to Wizard Liz, Landon made a Snapchat account and reached out to a girl to meet up. And it was like, when they were together in London, too. So he was, like, doing it in the side.
Moses Hackman
Him and Wizard Liz were in London together?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. And what do you mean?
Moses Hackman
Like, you're on a vacation and you're like, let me find another girl that sex with, Like.
Trisha Paytas
But her quote was so good. She said, men want to lead the world, but can't even control their lust. I was like, claw.
Moses Hackman
She's so smart.
Trisha Paytas
She ate that up.
Moses Hackman
Oh, yeah. And I love that she left him right away. She's always preached that. Yes, like, if he cheats, like, leave. And, like, I. I understand both. I understand Catherine's perspective or not. Because you, like, you have kids and you tried whatever. But I love to. I love when someone can just, like, leave like that because, yeah, that is, like, the most disrespectful thing. It's just. So she is. She is smart. She always preaches about this stuff, and it's crazy that it, like, happened to her. A lot of people, like, speculate. Like, he kind of studied. He was, like, obsessed with her and studied her and knew, like, her, like, perfect, like, guy and then became. I don't know. Some people were like, he tried to, like, ruin her on purpose, and he didn't ruin her, but he's just very. God. What.
Oscar
I mean, yeah, with Catherine, it was. I mean, it's heartbreaking because you hear her talk about how, you know, like, all you want is to build a home and a family and kids and to make it work and all that. And she said, like, one day I woke up and I was like, did I make it in life? And she wasn't talking to. About money and fame. She was talking, like, she thought, wow, I made it in life. Like, I have kids, I have a husband, I have a family. And then just to find out that you know, the guy. Like it's all an illusion. But it. That. That was heartbreaking because I know like for us, like how much that mean. That means everything. Yeah, like the kids, the family. That means everything. And it's like nothing else.
Moses Hackman
Being pregnant too, like four months pregnant. It's just like oh my God.
Oscar
And your wife needs you. She's pregnant. Like she needs you. Like there's no time to go and do anything else.
Moses Hackman
You While like it's growing. Like they like to hear the voices. Like it makes me so sad. Like it makes. And you know, the crying, you know, like she has to be sad. I mean as much strong as you've been, like it's has to be so sad. It's so. It's like awful because it's like also like, you know, it's not the embarrassment anymore. It's like they should be embarrassed. Like you're. These guys are so silly and gross and it's like they should be embarrassed. But it's still like. It's still like so sad and like heartbreaking. Ugh, I hate it. I hate it so much. And everyone's like, oh, be careful. You have kids with. But you really don't know. Like that's the thing. I mean Catherine was with Austin, had two kids and like had no idea, you know, I had no idea.
Oscar
They get pregnant like a few months after they met.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, but they were. They had another baby and everything was fine for like four or five years.
Oscar
No, I'm just saying like.
Moses Hackman
I'm just saying you could never know. Like even this girl was at Liz, she probably thought, oh, it's great. You just never know. I mean not the extreme of it all, but like you know, even like Chris Watts or something. It's like, damn, you're married to someone for 10 years and you kids have with them. Like what do you mean? You're just gonna like un. Alive your whole family. Like.
Trisha Paytas
You know what I mean?
Moses Hackman
But. But I guess don't blame the women cuz it's like, oh, be careful you have kids with. You just don't know anybody really. It's actually the scariest thing.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, yeah, no, I know what you mean. Yeah. Cuz it is. And also I mean that like mentality applies to like so many cases. But like because there's also in like like any kind of manipulation, emotional, physical abuse, whatever is always like, oh, just leave. But like it's never that easy because of. No, there's like so many different forms like manipulation. Even like as we see with like Austin how he, like, obviously manipulated Catherine a lot.
Moses Hackman
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Even with like, Tana stuff and everything too. So. Yeah, it's like never the women's fault.
Moses Hackman
No. It's like, you never know.
Trisha Paytas
Or I guess it could be the reverse cost to be like a man being manipulated. And so in some cases too.
Moses Hackman
But yeah, for sure. Yeah. To be like, oh, just like, be careful who you have, baby.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Moses Hackman
Yes. But also, you just never know.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. And just be sympathetic. And that's why, again, with like the Tanner stuff, you gotta focus on, like, you know, I. We can't get distracted by like all this little stuff. Like, why? I guess maybe because Austin doesn't have like a front facing, like, thing. Like, snap is so, like, you know, secretive.
Oscar
But like you said, that was like, just to create a headline and to get people, you know, rage bait. Because, I mean, you can say that all of Austin's friends, including his family, knew. None of them went to Catherine and said, hey. Or to him, like, don't do it. Or like the kids. I mean, it was. He was with his dad on the yard. Like, this is your grandkids. Like, so it's. It's. That was just for clickbait. I mean, it's not something that she's even.
Moses Hackman
Like, they all have a lot of kindness for these people because they'll be like, don't send hate. Don't. They'll be like, like, snake emojis. Take us. Like, would never stop sending hate. I would be like, oh, my God. Obviously don't send hate to anyone we talk about. But I don't hate them. I just despise them so much. I despise them.
Oscar
The best thing you can do to those narcissists is to ignore them. Like, to not give them comments or views or anything.
Moses Hackman
God, he just claps. He's just responding so quick. He's so fast.
Trisha Paytas
He's like, he has nothing else to do.
Moses Hackman
I know. I was like, like, can you just not. Can you just let her talk? Just like, give her a minute to talk. Like, and she's so nice in the interviews. Like, she's so nice to him. She's so nice about how they started. She smiles about how they met. Like, she's still so nice. I'm like, the stuff she says. Even she like, says with, like, grace and stuff like that, you know, like, very much compassionate. Like, my body's a temple. I didn't want to do this. Like, she's just nice about him too.
Oscar
She said she still loves him. She wants him to be well she wants him to be good. Like, she's not talking about him.
Moses Hackman
Oh, I would be seething. I'd be seething. But don't send hate to anyone involved. But many are disgusting. If you cheat and you're. You're below. A pig. I was going to say a pig. But pigs are smart. They probably, you know what I mean? Like, you're a. I don't know, something without a brain. Not even a plant. Cuz they have consciousness. Like, you know what I mean? Like, you're just. You're literally nothing. You're dirt. Yeah, Dirt has no consciousness, right?
Oscar
You're dry.
Moses Hackman
Dry. Oh my God. All right, well.
Trisha Paytas
Well, yes.
Moses Hackman
Keep it gay. Honestly, this is why I hate straight people. Dislike. I don't care if that's straight phobic. That's not even a thing. When people are like, oh, that's like discriminatory to like straight people. I was like, I don't care. They suck.
Trisha Paytas
That's Renee. Renee Rapp did an interview today and she said the same thing. She's like, I only have gay people in my house. And if a straight person is here, I'm like, why are you here?
Moses Hackman
Leave. Yeah, leave literally right now. Because I just, I don't like you. This is not the month for you straight people. Back down. Just, just. I love that. I just like, let me just put just on the hat.
Trisha Paytas
Did you design?
Moses Hackman
Yeah, probably two years ago. I thought I was doing something that's gonna be the brand.
Trisha Paytas
Why didn't you put Trish on the hat?
Moses Hackman
I don't know. Because I hate. Sometimes I think names are tacky. I know I put my name on everything, but I'm kind of like, that's tacky. Who wants to write Trish on the hat? Just be like, what's just.
Oscar
Yeah, there's something about like, you know, just like saying yes to everything.
Moses Hackman
Like, it's like, just do it minus the do it.
Trisha Paytas
So just whatever.
Moses Hackman
Just. Yeah, Just, I don't know, Feel your own. Yeah. All right, well, love you guys. Thank you for watching and. And we'll see you. We'll see you soon. We have a guest episode this week because I will be last weekend of tour and we'll have another guest episode this week and then we'll be back with Hot Topics next week. And we love you guys. And remember, if things aren't going your way. Oh, newmerchitestresh.com check that out. If things aren't going your way, it's okay. Let things go. Everything was going wrong this morning and look we're still here. We're breathing. My pelvic bone is breaking, but, ah, we're here.
Oscar
Tune in to the guest episode. This is.
Moses Hackman
Ooh, it's a good guest episode.
Oscar
Some people, they're like, worried about, oh, maybe we won't know them, you know.
Moses Hackman
This guest and Moses became a fan after we were beaming after we went to and I was, oh, my God, that's the coolest person I ever met. Like, sang with me and gave. They're all singing. They really went full out. So anyways, that'll be coming on Thursday. We love you guys so much. I love you guys so much. Thank you, honestly, for making the tour amazing. It's been the best, literally the best year of my life. So thank you guys so much and prayers up for Oscar's back.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, thank you. You're welcome.
Moses Hackman
Yeah, he's been dealing with a lot too. I'm glad you're here. Making it here is a struggle. I'm proud of you too. I always say this on my show. I'm saying I'm proud of you for living and I'm proud of you for being here. And I'm proud of you for being yourself, Moses. Despite all the good crazy takes, you know, you keep going that 12 year old girl. Yeah, yeah, Those hot takes always over here. Someone always agrees, though. But that's the beauty of this podcast. Someone. There's always a few people like, Mo's got the takes. Does he? You tell us. Love you guys. We'll see you in the next one. Bye.
Just Trish Podcast Summary – Episode Released June 3, 2025
Hosts: Trisha Paytas and Moses Hackman, with occasional contributions from Oscar Gracey
The episode kicks off with Trisha and Moses sharing exciting news about their upcoming performances at World Pride in Washington D.C. They express enthusiasm for integrating rainbow-themed elements into their final weekend of the "Eras of Trish" tour.
They highlight exclusive Pride merchandise and encourage fans to attend their shows, emphasizing the celebratory atmosphere planned for Pride Month.
Trisha and Moses delve into their new line of merchandise, showcasing oversized mugs, reusable tumblers, and trucker hats adorned with glitter, pink, and rainbow designs to celebrate Pride.
They playfully discuss the practicality and aesthetic appeal of their products, encouraging listeners to purchase and showcase their support.
Moses provides a heartfelt update about his pregnancy, detailing the physical discomforts and emotional challenges he's facing as they near the birth of their child.
Trisha adds her own reflections, acknowledging the changing dynamics as they prepare to welcome their baby.
Trisha and Moses discuss Taylor Swift's recent triumph in acquiring her masters and the anticipated release of her "vault" tracks for the album Reputation.
They commend Taylor for her resilience and strategic moves in the music industry.
A significant portion of the conversation centers on Jojo Siwa's evolving sexuality and her new relationship dynamics, sparking debates among fans.
They analyze the public's reaction to Jojo's personal revelations, balancing support with critical observations.
The hosts express strong disdain for James Charles, critiquing his handling of past controversies and questionable PR tactics.
They discuss various incidents, including inappropriate interactions and manipulative behaviors, advocating for accountability.
Trisha and Moses touch upon other pop culture topics, including Righteous Gemstones, Glee, and upcoming TV adaptations, offering their unfiltered opinions and insights.
The podcast addresses the viral incident of a young girl singing "Moana" repeatedly on a delayed flight, debating the public's mixed reactions.
They empathize with both the child and frustrated passengers, highlighting the complexities of internet virality.
Trisha and Moses encourage listeners to engage through their Patreon platform, where they share additional content like ranking enemies and hosting guest episodes.
They emphasize the value of fan support and participation in enriching their podcast experience.
The hosts tease upcoming episodes, including guest appearances and continued discussions on hot topics, while reflecting on their successful tour and merchandise sales.
They express gratitude towards their audience, celebrating the milestones achieved during the tour and looking forward to future endeavors.
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This episode of Just Trish offers a blend of personal anecdotes, candid celebrity critiques, and lively discussions on current pop culture trends, all delivered with Trisha Paytas' trademark unfiltered honesty.