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Summary

Just Trish Podcast Episode 257 Summary

Date: March 10, 2026
Host: Trisha Paytas
Co-Hosts: Darian, Moses
Theme: Pop culture tea, viral internet drama, St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans, influencer discourse, and celebrity news.

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Episode Overview

Main Theme:
This episode delivers Trisha and co-hosts’ irreverent, unfiltered takes on viral social media drama (especially TikTok), influencer gossip, celebrity trends, and their own chaotic lives—packed with humor and insider knowledge. Much of the show centers around St. Patrick’s Day celebrations, TikTok influencer breakups, viral memes, celebrity hot topics, and personal anecdotes—serving as both commentary and comedy.

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St. Patrick’s Day Era & Festivities

Timestamps: 00:27-07:36

• Trisha expresses her excitement about the upcoming St. Patrick’s Day and feels unusually “lucky” this March, planning themed food (Cold Stone Lucky Charms, leprechaun popcorn) while skipping the corned beef (“Absolutely not. That’s diabolical. I will never do that.” [01:16])
• The crew shouts out various Irish celebrities: Colin Farrell, Nicola Coughlan, Adam McIntyre, Conan O'Brien, U2, Barry Keoghan, Sadie Sink, Saoirse Ronan.
• Discussion of luxury shopping sprees for the occasion (Dior shamrock purse, shamrock sunglasses, and jewelry). Moses details how he recognizes “expensive” deliveries based on the colors/designs of boxes ([04:07]).
• Darian laments losing her special shamrock sunglasses at a farm, joking about crowdsourcing replacements through TikTok (a reference to past influencer “gate” dramas: “Like, we need another halter top gate” [05:11]).

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Home Life, Shopping, and Vlogging

Timestamps: 07:36-08:25

• The group raves about recently organizing Trisha’s glam room and prepping for St. Patrick’s Day.
• Trisha teases a new vlog clickbait ("Starting a new podcast"), referencing crossover with Flopcast in order to drum up views ([08:09]).

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Podcast & Influencer Crossovers

Timestamps: 08:25-13:20

• Trisha talks about being on Flopcast with Paige and Molly, describing the experience (“I felt like I had to be on my A-game…” [09:13]).
• Humorous panic about group texts, boundaries for podcast topics (“Just don’t ask me about Hasan Piker’s bush. I can’t give you my thoughts on it. I don’t know why, that was the first thing that came to my mind…” [09:34]).
• Reflects on the openness and comedic style of modern influencer podcasts, likening herself to Ross Matthews (“I’m kind of modeling my career after Ross Matthews. The hilarious Ross Ma Matthews.” [12:29]).

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Pop Culture Hot Topics & Voting Hacks

Timestamps: 13:20-18:11

• Detailed breakdown of how to “hack” the iHeartRadio voting system for maximum votes, featuring a tip discovered by Trisha’s mom allowing 140 votes per day ([15:12]).
• Brief confusion and myth-busting over the rumor voters could win $100,000 for voting (“Fake news. My mom sent your comment…That’s a scam!” [16:51]).

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Local LA News: Topanga Social Closing

Timestamps: 18:42-22:51

• Mourning the closure of Topanga Social (a “quirky little food court”) due to a failed concept (“good concept, bad execution”).
• Reflecting on LA food trends, struggles with local parking, and nostalgia over changing malls and fast food spots.

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Fast Food: Chipotle and In-N-Out Drama

Timestamps: 22:52-29:46

• Nostalgia for Chipotle’s golden era—lamenting its decline in food quality (“It tastes like canned vegetables…the chicken is, like, not chicken.” [24:31]).
• Fast food influencer beef: covers the viral In-N-Out “order drama” between TikTokers (Mads vs. Brooke Schofield). Recaps the chain of videos mocking one another about how to “perfect” (or ruin) an In-N-Out order—cheese and veggies controversies, grilled cheese “rage bait,” and the humor of these micro-influencer fights ([25:46-29:46]).

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Influencer Culture & Privilege

Timestamps: 29:46-33:43

• Trisha and Darian dissect influencer “privilege” and “jester” status (i.e., who’s allowed to joke or troll online), especially in the context of body image and attractiveness:
  • “You can get away with so much when you’re fat, because they’re like, she’s fat, ew, tea.” [30:55]
  • “Hot guys get away with more, and ugly guys don’t…” [32:32]
• Comparisons to current internet personalities: Benny Blanco, Timothée Chalamet, JoJo Siwa, etc.

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Timothée Chalamet’s Ballet/Opera Comments & Backlash

Timestamps: 33:43-38:12

• Heated discussion about Chalamet’s viral quote minimizing ballet and opera.
  • Moses defends the context (“He was talking in general as far as career choices” [33:45]), while Darian and Trisha critique the dismissiveness and disrespect (“I hated it so much. It gave me the biggest ick…” [36:06]).
• Doja Cat’s viral clapback on TikTok:
  • "She actually kind of ate. She did delete it, but I’m like, girl, keep it up." [37:54]

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Oscar Race Speculation & Award Show Spill

Timestamps: 38:12-40:49

• Trisha and Darian analyze awards season narratives and “agenda setting” in media:
  • “I kind of feel like someone out there, some publicist or whatever, was like: let's find crazy clips of Timothée Chalamet and put them in the news before the Oscars.” [38:37]
  • “At first people thought Timothée Chalamet was the front-runner…now things are swinging Michael B. Jordan’s way.” [39:04]
• Side topic: discussion of viral Jesse Buckley anti-cat quotes and strategic media leaks before awards shows.

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Celebrity, Influencer Gossip, and Brand Endorsements

Timestamps: 40:49-53:07

• Recap of Skims product love and endorsement (“It is all I buy. It is all I wear when it comes to undergarments.” [43:06])
• Joey Graceffa/”Escape the Night” guest casting drama (Sam Asghari, Britney Spears’ ex, almost auditioned [45:00])
• Zara Larsson’s music and viral lyrics (“That’s my ego boost: My hole ain’t been loose for a minute!” [46:11])
• TikTok/Instagram user launches and influencer product drop chatter.

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Internet Rage Bait & Trolling

Timestamps: 51:26-54:57

• Critical take on “rage baiting” and TikTok trolling:
  • “But I do love Michaela. I don’t know if she’s rage baiting though… I hate all trolls except Michaela.” [51:32]
• Recap of current viral pranks, feigned relationships, and how online creators now bait attention.

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Michaela TikTok Divorce/Date Hard Launch

Timestamps: 52:35-59:41

• Deep-dive into the speculation around influencer Michaela’s recent breakup and “hard launch” of her new dating era ("She’s on a date. She’s doing it all." [52:25]).
• Trisha muses on the speed of influencer relationship cycles and how TikTok sleuths dissect every post:
  • “Every sort of drama channel…I follow on TikTok will be like: Those look like Cody’s hands, that looks like Cody’s way of pull…” [57:49]
• Comparisons to Chris Olsen’s similar “privacy, then suddenly public” online dynamic.

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Celebrity, TikTok, and Pop Culture Chatter

Timestamps: 59:46-74:47

• Debating influencer authenticity vs. strategic marketing; Michaela and others who tie personal drama to brand launches (“Marketing 101... sharing things that are going to get headlines.” [64:36]).
• Takedown of uninspired TikTok prank and “old” Vlog Squad humor (Zane Hiraji’s “old lady” girlfriend bit).
• Recollections of 2010s “fake boyfriend” influencer drama (Nikita Dragun, Michael Yerger, Daisy Keech, etc.)
• Extended riffing on internet “gay baiting,” influencer hotness, and why certain men (Hasan Piker, Harry Jowsey, etc.) keep the LGBTQ audience enthralled ([71:06-73:49]).

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Glee, Broadway, and AI Memes

Timestamps: 73:49-81:22

• Glee cast nostalgia: Matthew Morrison, Jonathan Groff, Lea Michele—‘who is/was gay, which characters, and why the fandom remains so obsessed.
• AI-generated wedding photos (“Zendaya and Tom Holland wedding photo passed 10 million likes,” [79:47]); Trisha candidly confesses to believing them, and the group debates the wider problems of digital misinformation.

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World News & NASA’s Asteroid "City Killer"

Timestamps: 81:22-84:45

• NASA’s “city killer” asteroid nearly hitting Earth—should we “nuke it?” Trisha ponders the logic and logistics of asteroid defense and the authority to launch nukes into space.

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Finance, Buying Houses, and Gendered Financial Advice

Timestamps: 85:00-87:44

• Trisha rants comically about “financial advice from men,” vowing only to listen to Moses: “I don't want to hear about crypto, investments, or interest rates. If you're a man, I don't want to hear from you.” [85:41]
• Moses describes his minimalist approach (“You would spend everything every month… Whatever you get, you get.” [86:45]), while Trisha details her competing maximalism and shopping.

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Running, Marathons, Disney & Chafing Stories

Timestamps: 100:52-113:32

• They consider running the LA Marathon or the Disneyland 5k/10k/half-marathon (and joke about “cheating” by being dropped off at the finish line).
• Amusing riff about Disney walking being the only time people love physical activity; chafing horror stories from childhood trip to SeaWorld (“SeaWorld was the worst 'cause you get soaked at Shamu stadium and that saltwater chafe is something fierce.” [112:23])
• Trisha confesses she once pooped her pants as a kid after SeaWorld.

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Viral Plane Bathroom 5k and Social Media Stunts

Timestamps: 113:32-117:19

• Hot take on a TikToker who “ran” a 5k in an airplane bathroom:
  • “Jail. I think jail. If you were in there vlogging the airplane bathroom for 59 minutes…I think prison.” [114:04]
• Critiques on people (especially “the gays”) making content in airport bathrooms, and the general spread of “dumb stunts” for virality.

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Jonas Brothers Manifestation & Trisha Viral Sounds

Timestamps: 118:02-123:59

• Moses surprises Trisha (on air) with the news that the Jonas Brothers used her viral sound to manifest a South America tour.
• Discussion about RuPaul using Trisha’s "I’m transgender" sound in a remix; RuPaul admiration talk.

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Gender, Drag, & Queer Pop Culture

Timestamps: 120:53-126:27

• Extended riff on RuPaul, drag race, and the "power" of representation—a nod to Trisha’s own gender identity journey and appearance in RuPaul’s memes (“Knowing the words and lip syncing clearly. That was everything. Enunciated. It’s fierce.” [121:50]).
• Plug for upcoming RuPaul/Adam Shankman drag train movie: “Stop! Train!” with a cameo-filled drag cast including Lisa Rinna ([125:06]).

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TikTok, Stranger Things, & Internet Lore

Timestamps: 127:34-129:40

• Dissects inside jokes about Stranger Things (Noah Schnapp’s character coming out, fighting Vecna with the “power of being gay”).
• Recount of Bob the Drag Queen’s activism story involving glittering homophobes; the group jokes about replacing violence with “unloading glitter” ([130:46-131:11]).

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Abortion Joke Discourse

Timestamps: 146:22-149:57

• Zara Larsson's response to her viral abortion joke:
  • "Sorry, that's funny. If you don't have humor..." defending the right for women's health decisions and how society polices the tone of discussing abortion.
• The group discusses generational differences in humor and politics about abortion, with Trisha noting her own infertility journey and how it impacts her perspective.

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Influencer Commentary & Fat vs. Hot Girl Privilege

Timestamps: 151:09-151:30

• Contrasting social media reactions to influencer workout content: Trisha’s “fitness queen” status celebrated, while Brooke (slim, pretty) gets form-policed—tying back to “jester privilege.”

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Closing Topics

Timestamps: 152:00-153:15

• Tease to Patreon for “blind items” and bonus content.
• Moses hints at surprising tin fish (canned fish) review content.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

St. Patrick’s Day

• Trisha: “I woke up today, I feel lucky. She’s so lucky, she is a star.” [01:08]

Influencer Meta-Humor

• Trisha on Flopcast: “Just don’t ask me about Hasan Piker’s bush. I can’t give you my thoughts on it.” [09:34]

Rage Bait & Influencer Discourse

• Darian: “I hate all trolls except Michaela. I don’t like any trolling. I think trolling is so annoying now.” [51:32]
• Trisha: “She kind of hard launched [her new date] but didn’t show his face. It gives me Chris Olsen energy… this gives me whiplash.” [58:19]

“Jester Privilege” & Social Media

• Trisha: “You can get away with so much when you’re fat…But if it is Cody, if it was Cody, which I know it’s not, there’s just no way, in hell she would like rage bait this…if it is Cody, we’re canceling. Because that's crazy.” [57:48]
• Darian: “Hot guys get away with more, and ugly guys don’t, because I see it on TikTok all the time.” [32:32]

Celebrity & Media Hot Takes

• Trisha on Chalamet: “I think that was, you’re just talking about his personal career choices.” [34:21]
• Darian: “He said nobody cares about these [ballet/opera]. And I think people care deeply about ballet and opera.” [34:23]
• Doja Cat (quoted by Trisha): "People go there every day to the dance studios. Dancers show up at 8am, 6am…They break and bleed because they respect it. They love it. Doesn't mean people don't care about it." [37:17]

Nostalgia & Local LA Color

• Darian: “It was only three options: bowl or burrito, white rice or brown rice—and that's it. Now you can do all this extra stuff, but it was, like, very simple. And it was so good…” [23:06]

Airplane 5k TikTok

• Trisha: “Jail. I think jail. If you were in the airplane bathroom for 59 minutes...I think prison.” [114:04]

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Segment Timestamps

• St. Patrick's Day & Shopping: 00:27–07:36
• Glam Room, Vlog, & Podcasts: 07:36–08:25
• Flopcast, Podcast Meta: 08:25–13:20
• iHeartRadio Voting & Hacks: 13:20–18:11
• Topanga Social Closing: 18:42–22:51
• Chipotle, In-N-Out Drama: 22:52–29:46
• Jester/Influencer Privilege: 29:46–33:43
• Chalamet & Backlash: 33:43–38:12
• Awards Season Spill: 38:12–40:49
• Brand Endorsements, Music: 40:49–53:07
• TikTok Rage Bait: 51:26–54:57
• Michaela TikTok Divorce: 52:35–59:41
• Celebrity/Pop Culture: 59:46–74:47
• AI Memes, Glee News: 74:47–81:22
• NASA Asteroid: 81:22–84:45
• Finance Rants: 85:00–87:44
• Athletic Goals, Marathons: 100:52–113:32
• Airplane Bathroom 5k: 113:32–117:19
• Viral Sound Recognition: 118:02–123:59
• Queer Pop Culture/Drag: 120:53–126:27
• Stranger Things/Gay Power: 127:34–129:40
• Abortion Joke Discourse: 146:22–149:57
• Influencer/Fitness Commentary: 151:09–151:30

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Conclusion

This episode is peak “Just Trish”: equal parts green-hued holiday chaos, influencer drama breakdowns, and a running group therapy/roast of pop culture, delivered at lightning speed. Meme-laden, sometimes controversial, often deeply self-aware, but always funny—Trisha and co. spill tea on TikTokers, dissect the algorithms of fame, and greet each internet headline with a blend of skepticism and giddy nostalgia. Whether it’s a $3,000 Dior shamrock, a viral TikTok romance, or rage bait loops, you’ll finish feeling both caught up and very much part of a niche, online-first universe.

For deeper dives & “blind items”, the hosts plug their Patreon for unfiltered bonus episodes.

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“I woke up today, I feel lucky. She’s so lucky. She is a star.” – Trisha [01:08]

“I hate all trolls except Michaela.” – Darian [51:32]

Transcript

[Trisha Paytas]

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[Moses]

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[Trisha Paytas]

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[Darian]

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[Trisha Paytas]

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[Darian]

You can. You can get away with so much when you're fat because you're like, she's fat. Ew. T. Yeah, I don't care about her. But if it is Cody, if it was Cody, which I know it's not, there's just no way in hell she would, like, rage bait that if it is Cody, we're canceling. Because that's crazy. But there's. There's just no way, right? There's no way. I mean, Her name is. Queen and says what everybody thinks. She's just Trish. Hello, welcome to the Just Trish St. Patrick's Day edition. Even though we're two weeks out, we're still celebrating here at the great land of Trisherland. Okay. Love of the Trish is here. Okay. Leprechauns, shamrock shakes. Shamrocks, four leaf clovers. The luck is with us all. And I feel so lucky. I really feel so lucky. Nothing extraordinary has happened this month, but I really feel so lucky. I'm like, I woke up today. I feel lucky. I feel lucky. She's so lucky. She is a star. And I just. I really wish I was doing a St. Patrick's Day concert. I wish I was doing so much more than I am already doing for St. Patrick's Day, but I'm going out and celebrating. Cold Stone has lucky charms. We're going to make leprechaun popcorn tomorrow. I'm doing as much as I can, minus the corned beef and hashtag Jimmy. He's like, you should have was make it. Absolutely not. That's diabolical. I will never do that. But everything else, luck of the Irish to you. And I really feel like I nail an iron Irish accent. And shout out to all the Ireland people out there. Colin Farrell, Nicola Coughlin, Adam McIntyre. Sorry, I don't give you enough credit. Conan O'. Brien. He seems Irish. You too. Shout out all the Irish people. We love you. And am I missing Barry Keoghan?

[Trisha Paytas]

Is he Irish?

[Darian]

He's Irish.

[Trisha Paytas]

Work. I was just gonna name redheads and think that their Irish Sadie Sink. Is Sadie Sink Irish?

[Darian]

She seems like it. They all claim it. All redheads claim.

[Trisha Paytas]

Somewhere down the line, they're like, oh, I'm Irish. Yeah.

[Darian]

I think Rosie o' Donnell's Irish, actually. I think she's over there. Yeah. Shout out Rosie ODonnell. Shout out to everyone, I guess anyone with. Oh, oh, Grady o'. Donnell, you know, anybody.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. Sadie Stink is Irish work. Shout out Sadie Singh.

[Darian]

What about the one with the hard name to say? And she's in lovely bones.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I always say, Ronan is Iris. Yeah. We love you.

[Darian]

How do you say it? Yeah, I think that's a very common name in Ireland. I think it's like Amanda, because I was like, oh, there's a common name. Shirsha.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love that name.

[Darian]

Saoirse, we love you. God, there's just so many Irish things. Also Irish sounds like Trish, which I love. I love a Trish. See's candy has Irish cream and also Trish cream. I wish we had the Trish creams down here because you always get those Irish creams. Jimmy, insert it right here. It looks like my name. And I just. I'm narcissistic, I guess, because I just like my name and everything. I did blackout and I did get a Dior purse. So I blacked out.

[Trisha Paytas]

So I blacked out.

[Darian]

I know, but this is.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Darian]

It's pink. Four leaf clovers.

[Trisha Paytas]

Really cute.

[Darian]

Is really cute, right? I was like. And Becca Bloom just got the same one in green. So I was like, wow. I feel very established. I know Moses whenever he knows a fancy box, when he sees one, he'll be like, that looks like an expensive thing that just came in. Because the expensive boxes have these, like, little. How do you know? Actually, you tell me how you knew, cuz he's like, that looks expensive. And I've got a couple of these in. One was a glass pitcher from Dior that had a shamrock in it. So I had to say, they're not all purses. Only one was a purse. But how do you know?

[Moses]

Say, a couple. It was probably more like there's been a spree.

[Darian]

Well, you've seen the display. I mean, it's up there. I'm displaying my shamrocks. Dior came out with a shamrock that

[Moses]

have not been opened yet. But which ones? There's cuz, for example, a box showed up and then there was like a blue. Just like a blue fabric candle coming out. And I'm like, I know this blue because this blue goes with the orange, and the orange is Louis Vuitton. So like, so like, I immediately know because I know colors and shapes and. And then.

[Darian]

That was a pre order. That one I forgot I ordered. That was a while ago. That was a pre order from three months ago. Okay. I didn't.

[Moses]

They're all coming up now for some reason.

[Darian]

I know. I don't know why I really want them to stop, because I'm like, okay, I'm done now.

[Moses]

And they usually are taped. They ask for my signature.

[Darian]

You know, they're done now. They're done. Done. Well, I had to get these because I lost my Shamroc sunglasses. I think they left them at Underwood Family Farms. If you've seen them at Underwood Family Farms, it's my favorite one.

[Trisha Paytas]

My girls got them on. Honey girls got them. They're passing them around and they're feeling fierce as they should.

[Darian]

Yeah, okay. If a girl has a more power to them, I'm definitely.

[Trisha Paytas]

The goats are filling their oats with those sunnies one.

[Darian]

Well, you know what? I do think of that sometimes. I think sometimes someone needed them more than me. And I'm like, you know what? So I had to get. I had to reorder. They were. They were sold out of those ones. So I reordered these ones.

[Trisha Paytas]

You know what you should have done? You should have posted a TikTok and asked if any of your friends have, like, a pair that they can Uber you. I feel like we need another one. Like, we need another, like, halter top gate. Like, I've been feeling like I need another high. Like a drama of that.

[Darian]

I should. I should ask, like, so followers, like, you can lend me something. That's a good one.

[Trisha Paytas]

Who can lend me $10,000 for St. Patrick's Day? You guys, does anyone have these shamrocks? Yes.

[Darian]

Tortoise shell, specifically shamrock glasses. You know what?

[Trisha Paytas]

Just try it.

[Darian]

Let me know.

[Trisha Paytas]

Any ER nurses out there, let us know.

[Darian]

You better get them to me within an hour because I need them for today. Because most, like, isn't St. Patrick's Day like two weeks away? I'm like, yes, but the content, we start today.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Otherwise, if you start on St. Patrick's Day, you're too late.

[Darian]

Who's gonna see the content? Like, I was like, what? So I have been getting. And then of course, I'm sitting like this because I also want to show my. I know, I know, I know, I know. Just. Just literally just yell at me, crucify me. It's Easter. You know what I mean? Like, just someone on TikTok was like, here's how to Make. What was it? It was Easter tomb donuts. And it was like, the tomb. The. The donut was a tomb. And then it had like the cross popsicle sticks for like, Jesus rising. I was like, that's wild. Like, we're making tomb snacks. Anyways, you know, I just. I really am embracing the lucky. The luckiness. Every year I'm like, I hate St. Patrick. It's so. It's like such a stupid holiday. Like, who celebrates it? And now I'm like, I really love it. So I'm really embracing number one fan, really. And I went to go get a shamrock shake, and I really just been in my. My lucky era. But all that to say, did you see the glam room?

[Trisha Paytas]

So organized. Wow.

[Darian]

And that was the end of the day that we had done my closet at the end of the day. We had a couple hours left when the kids are sleeping. And I was like, let's go downstairs maybe just start this. And we got so much done.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's so clean.

[Darian]

It's gonna be completely. Your bag is inside the big fuzzy bag. You had a whiteboard. A bag, like all your stuff I kept in the pink fuzzy bag in case your makeup wasn't here. Because I was like, okay, we cannot lose that. But it was, right? You had it. So I have. I have. Like, there was a bag, your whiteboard, your brain quest things were in there. So I was like, okay, let's just. Yeah. All the stuff I made sure to keep. But we finally got organized. Shout out Imani Ae organized. She's amazing. She's a one woman show. She's amazing. And that was our weekend was organizing and getting ready for St. Patrick's Day weekend.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love all the prep.

[Darian]

Yeah, I love. I just love it. I love it. And today afterwards, we're gonna go on a family trip to Target and go get Lucky Charms to make leprechaun popcorn. And we're just gonna go. Yeah, it's gonna be. It's gonna be. It's gonna be lit. How are you? How are you? I'm. Did you do something this weekend?

[Trisha Paytas]

I looked at houses and then, oh, I went. I went on Flopcast, which I was very honored that Flopcast.

[Darian]

Is it out?

[Trisha Paytas]

It's out Friday this week, so be seated.

[Darian]

You do not tell me. And I get all my news from Oscar Crave, and I'm like, well, Oscar didn't even tell me this.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. Well, I was going to keep it a secret because I really wanted to clickbait my vlog. And the clickbait was Starting a new podcast, and then I was gonna put, like, a little question mark over Paige and Molly, so don't really get the adsense, honey, you. But yeah, that would have been good.

[Darian]

Are you gonna do it?

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm still gonna do it, but now the bit is gone. Like, the clickbait is gone. But I. I feel like the girls will usually feed into my delusions anyway, and we'll probably just, like, comment and pretend to be gag.

[Darian]

How juicy did you get on it?

[Trisha Paytas]

How. Just talked about eating for, like, a good 20 minutes. So that was. It was pretty juicy.

[Darian]

20 minutes?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Really?

[Darian]

Because it was happening on that podcast. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

That was a flop topic, if you will.

[Darian]

Oh, my gosh.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

I love that. I do. I didn't know. Did you say any other tea or. No, I don't want to do any more tea. If there's no more tea, you share, that's it.

[Trisha Paytas]

I mean, we got into a lot of topics. We talked about all the girls, a lot of Michaela. It was. It was pretty popular.

[Darian]

Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. It's pretty popping. Kia Asylum. Of course, they love talking about the Kia sign.

[Darian]

I love that, too.

[Trisha Paytas]

And the flop girls. And it was a good time. I was intimidated because I. They are so funny, Paige and Molly. Like, I really felt like I had to be, like, on my A game. Even when, like, when Paige started a group text with us, I was, like, really trying to be, like, like on it. And snappy. They're like, let us know if you have any topics you don't want to talk about. And I was trying to do something funny.

[Darian]

I love that.

[Trisha Paytas]

But then I panicked, and I was like, just don't ask me about Hasan. Piker's bush. I can't give you my thoughts on it. I don't know why that was the first thing that came to my mind. Like, me trying to be funny.

[Darian]

And what did they say? Okay, no worries. Got it. We want. What if you just had me? What if you're like, I want to talk about Trish?

[Trisha Paytas]

I should. That actually would have been funnier, I think.

[Darian]

That's so funny.

[Trisha Paytas]

That would have been a lot funny.

[Darian]

That's funny, though. Did you end up talking about Hasan?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, of course. Like, how could I not?

[Darian]

Not that.

[Moses]

Not bush.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't think that's. No, I don't think. But, I mean, it kind of blacked out those maybe, but.

[Darian]

Oops, I blacked out. Yeah, I know.

[Trisha Paytas]

Paige.

[Darian]

What is Molly from.

[Trisha Paytas]

She is, ironically, has been, like, at the site of a lot of your Trish Stork. Events. She was at your Trish's Broadway dream Show.

[Darian]

No way.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, she was there with theaterly and then she also was working the. Or helping out the. I think not working. She just went to the Wicked premiere and she said she gave Moses a wristband so he can get free drinks. And they were really gagged.

[Darian]

New York.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Molly. Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

And she was, like, really gagged to meet Moses. And they took a photo.

[Darian]

Do you remember this?

[Trisha Paytas]

It was Molly and another girl, her friend, and they were, like, so gagged to meet you. Like, they were very excited. And they gave you a wristband and you were just waiting because Trisha was doing, like, behind. Because Trisha was doing the interviews and she was like. And we met Moses and I gave him a wristband and I was like, look, you can go over there and you can get free drinks.

[Moses]

Okay. The Wicked premiere. I was thinking about Beetlejuice. Oh, Wicked premiere.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Moses]

I'll look. Yeah, of course I remember because I

[Darian]

know she does look familiar to me too. And I've always, like, looked and I'm like, who? How is she in proximity to Paige? How do they know each other?

[Trisha Paytas]

They're friends. And she also does tick tock. Like, she does tick tock in the way where she just makes, like, funny videos. Like, she just gives her commentary. And she is another, like, improv girl. Like, comedy girl. I love. They're both, like, so funny together.

[Darian]

Yeah. And I live in.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

I did promo for Flopcast.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know.

[Darian]

I did my little. Only for them. If anyone else asked me, like, absolutely not. But for them. Love it. They didn't ask me to be on it.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm sure that's coming.

[Darian]

I have a press tour coming.

[Trisha Paytas]

I was gonna say we're probably waiting for you to have something to promote.

[Darian]

I do have. So soon. Soon I can go on a little press tour.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. You should definitely stop by Flopcast. Good time.

[Darian]

Where is it close? It's in the Valley.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes. It's in the Valley. Yeah.

[Darian]

Oh, my God. I know. When I saw it on, I was like, I didn't know you were going on. That's so exciting. I like when you do interviews. I think they're funny. Do they ask, like, your backstory, like, so where did you grow up?

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't think so, actually. We kind of just went straight into it. It was like guns ablazing, like, Hot Topics, a little bit of everything.

[Darian]

You're like a commentator. I feel like you're like, if you were to want Chelsea Handler, like, you're on there for the Hot Topic. Very Ross on Drew Barrymore. He's like, I'm gonna give you. You know, I love Ross. Not to imperial you. Okay. You love.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, yeah.

[Darian]

I just don't know if he's, like, cool anymore. I like him.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, he's still on. Drag Race is a rumor. He's gonna host a 90 Day Fiance reunion.

[Darian]

Oh, my God. He's literally living your dream.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, exactly. Like, I'm kind of modeling my career after Ross Matthews. The hilarious Ross Ma Matthews.

[Darian]

He is. I know. I love him, but I don't know if it's like Millennial or Boomer to like him. You know, My mom likes him too. And I love. I remember when he first came on Jay Leno because we used to, like, love Jay Leno. I've met Jay Leno, like, so many times. And I used to love. And it was really because of Ross. And he would, like, go. Even it was me, superhero. At the auditions, he was interviewing people. I didn't get interviewed by him, but he'd go and interview people and I was like, he was kind of bit boy. He really has lasted. But you're. You're giving that. Where it's like, I feel like he has a character where whatever show he's on, they're like, you're going to give us Ross Matthews, like, gay fierce. Here's my commentary.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'll do it.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. 100%. Good.

[Darian]

It's good. It's kind of a niche trademark.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Yeah. I'm excited to see tomorrow, Tuesday, Friday. Oh, Oscar craves on it. Oscar Craig does not know.

[Trisha Paytas]

He's first to report the news. Always. I live.

[Darian]

He did my campaign for iHeartradio. He did a whole, like, was those real quotes or he just made them up?

[Trisha Paytas]

You think those are real quotes? Real pool quotes. Yeah.

[Darian]

He said, vulture said I should be married to Lincoln. I'm like, where did that quote? First of all, with love. But like, what do you mean? My Rudolph is just going in the role? Like, that's crazy. Those are real quotes.

[Trisha Paytas]

I believe so. Because the people. When I remember being real. So I'm pretty sure you got them all. Yeah. Real pull quotes. Raving your performances. Yeah. Full blown awards campaign, which is fierce. I can't believe we didn't think of that.

[Darian]

I know. Over there, I was like, he did you see. Crave did. He did a whole flyer. He did all that. He grabbed and then he gave directions to, like, how to go. Go to iheartradio. Cause sometimes it is, like, confusing. I know it seems kind of Obvious, but it does seem confused. We found out a hack on how to vote. Not to make this all about I heart again, but it is coming up March 26th. I really. You guys, I have to win. I have to win because the end of my lucky vlog. I was talking to my editor Jimmy, who edits my videos over at Blount Forum Day. He's doing a health and wellness vlog right now. Check it out. I told him, like, you know, I'm gonna get all the lucky footage. Cause I'm doing a whole St. Patrick's Day, like lucky vlog, whatever. But it has to end with me winning the I heart award. Cause then I'm the luckiest girl, you know what I mean? So I have to win because that's the ending to my vlog. So if I don't, I. Then I'm just quitting YouTube forever, my main channel. So anyways, we found out a hack. You can now do 140 votes a day. If you go to the power hour at 5pm Pacific Standard Time, 8pm Eastern Time, you get 100 votes. But we found a little trick that we haven't seen anywhere. Honestly, I gotta shout out. My mom, Lana Paytas found this out and no one has found it. I told Moses, he's like, it's not even on Reddit. It's not online. It's not anywhere. You go to the power hour. And I guess my mom just stayed and started voting for every other category. So you can like, vote for other categories besides me. Like, besides me. So she just stayed and voted. And then after you vote for all the ca.

[Trisha Paytas]

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[Darian]

They make you listen to a 90 seconds of a song. Like, you have to listen to it. Oh, 60 seconds of a song. And then after that. And so you have to go all the way to the bottom, right? And then after that, you know, there's that little Jimmy.

[Moses]

Maybe you can show them there's a slider.

[Darian]

Instead of 100, it goes to 140. So you get 40 extra votes. If you vote for everybody, like vote in each category, then listen to the song for 60 seconds. They give you an extra 40. And I think it's a. I don't even think it's like a g. I think it's just something people don't know.

[Moses]

They want to encourage people to vote to other people because, you know, we all go there, we vote for you and we leave. So they want. They want them to vote for other. So I just go and I vote bad bunny. Bad bunny. Bad bunny. And then I listen to, you know, cardi B for 60 seconds and we

[Darian]

said Taylor Swift was one. For 60 seconds. You're like, oh, they make you listen to Taylor Swift. Was it lucky? What was it? What was her song that came up?

[Moses]

Ophelia something.

[Darian]

Oh, yeah. So there you go. A little hack. If you guys do the 140 votes at the power hour. That's very exciting.

[Trisha Paytas]

So. And if you want a chance to win a hundred thousand dollars, you have to make sure that you cast your votes. And one lucky voter may or may not win a hundred thousand dollars tax free as well.

[Darian]

Fake news. My mom sent your comment. I. That's a spam. That's. That's not real. That's a. That's a. That's a. That's a spam. Don't look at it. Yeah. She's like, no, she. I go to his accountant. It's the blue check mark. And I was like, where is it? Like, I'm trying to figure this out. And I was like, mom, it's a scam. Don't look. Oh, my God. That was crazy because I really was. Tendos down. Like, it's a scam. It's a. Okay. Crazy. My mom was like, oh, my God. Oscar said you can win 100. I was like, like, you're scamming the boomers out there. Oh, my gosh. Not real. Fake news. Oscar is just gagged. We love. Wish I could spend it on Dior, you know, not a hundred thousand. But no. I thought I had a little buyer's remorse. I had a little shoppers guilt after.

[Trisha Paytas]

That is funny.

[Darian]

Anyways, did you vote? Are you voting?

[Trisha Paytas]

I did. Yes. When you posted it, what was it?

[Moses]

The.

[Trisha Paytas]

That one day. That one day with the whole day was the power.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes. I was like, let me lock in here.

[Darian]

No, I loved it. I was like, well, every day you can get double votes. I'm like, well, not the whole day, though.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, the whole day is a big deal.

[Darian]

Yeah. Because you have to set your timer 5pm to be ready.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. With the time change and stuff, it's hard to remember, but like, it's all day. You can really just be locked in.

[Moses]

Time changes your phone, but dimension doesn't. It's not a thing anymore.

[Darian]

Everybody. Everybody was off this. Me included. I was off this morning. I was supposed to have a wig on. And then like halfway through I'm like, oh, are we blowing? He's like, oh, did you say wig? I was like, yeah, but you know what? It's good. Everyone's just a little. We're all a little off.

[Trisha Paytas]

Shame.

[Darian]

Love you, Tony. But everyone. I felt it too. I felt. I think Malibu felt. Everyone felt it. We're all like, what's going on?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Moses]

Yeah. The first hour of the morning is different.

[Darian]

First hour. Yeah, because it was dark. We Woke up at 6:45 and it's like dark.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. For the morning girls, it's really. Yeah.

[Darian]

Sad news. Topangle Social closing.

[Trisha Paytas]

This is local news. So specific. This is such specific local news. And I thought the same thing. I saw a tick tock about it. The Pango Social is this like quirky little food court. It's supposed to be like the cool. I don't know, what would you call it? Like higher end places. It's like, yes, it's like a food court of really fancy, like eateries that like are in around the la. Is it?

[Darian]

Or the country. Yeah, la, the country. And. Yeah, but there. But someone described it as like, it was supposed to be all these like fancy restaurants in like one spot. But like the worst versions of them because, like, they all never had a food truck version. It didn't have the full menu. Half of them were closed all the time. We would go literally prime time lunch. We'd go prime time lunch. Like, no one's open. Yeah. And it was like, it's. It is a good concept. It's 60, 000 square feet. Which I learned over where I was invested. Moses invested. Ari was invested. Everyone in this area was like, topanga Socials closing. Like, it's only been there.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Westfield is taking over. The mall is going to be like. Well, I guess the investors were just like, bye, we're done with this. So what's going to happen? All those. Benny a box is gone.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. I'm a little scared, but I guess I sent it to Darian. I was like, this is. I got my 911, which I've been saying a lot. So maybe I should limit like what equates to 911 for me personally. But he did further investigating. He said, yeah, Westfield's gonna buy it over and just like replace it with different Eateries. But, yeah, it is kind of odd. It's all these, like, really fancy places. They all are supposed to, like, share a kitchen, which was supposed to, like, cut down on costs and stuff too. But every time we go, it's like, literally there's, like, one person working, like, the front, and they're just, like, sitting there bored. Like, there's never any.

[Darian]

There's never food. Yeah. I always want to go and get some mozzarella.

[Moses]

We went before the movies.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Moses]

Basically before everything is closed.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Moses]

We found one person that was able to make a coffee.

[Darian]

Coffee at Beignet box for, like, 10.

[Moses]

10 minutes it took them to make this one.

[Darian]

Yeah. Nobody was working. It was definitely. It was like, again, like, lunch hour. Like, it was prime time, I would think. Didn't Tai Fung is supposed to go in there, though. I do love it. Didn't Typhoon? Yeah, Good dumplings. But parking. There's only, like, 10 parking spots in the front.

[Trisha Paytas]

Parking's always an issue.

[Darian]

You would park by the other food court, which is kind of like the cheap food court.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I would walk all around them. Yeah, the other food court's like the Panda Express. It's like the usual place.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

The pretzels. What else is over there? Chipotle. And then I would.

[Darian]

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[Moses]

Let's see. Yeah. It was a sunny day, and I was walking to school, and then people were running, and I was like, what's going on? There's, like, Chipotle is opening.

[Darian]

Do you have a real memory of this or no?

[Moses]

Zero. I do remember Chipotle being around, but. Okay, well, I walked in.

[Darian]

I think it was. I was in middle school, so I don't think you were here yet because it was like, 2003. Do you have Chipotle where you grew up? Or no, maybe you don't. Okay. Anyways, 2003, I remember I was, like, in middle school, and I remember watching, like, Ozzy Osbourne eat those giant burritos, and they were humongous. And I remember they opened one in Rockford, Illinois, like a year later. And I was, like, 14 or whatever. And it was so bougie, so fancy. They were so huge. The ingredients were so fresh. It was the first time I ever had vegetables in my life was at Chipotle. I got the vegetables. Someone just said this, and I don't want to, like, rip off the bit. This is what I. What I just said was mine. But someone had just said, I hope it wasn't anyone diabolical, because my tick tock. I like, scroll And I see people and I'm always like, that's. Who said this? It was nobody that I have an enemy with. But anyway, someone said this. I can't remember, but it was only, like, three options where it's like, you know, you could either get a bowl or a burrito. You got white rice or brown rice, and, like, that's it. Now you can do all this, like, extra stuff, but it was, like, very simple. You could either have, like, one of three things. And it was so good. The quality was so good. I remember being so excited about it. And, like, we've gone to Chipotle, like, the past, like, couple times. I'm not gonna get a Chipotle brand sponsorship, that's for sure. Because it is. It tastes awful. Like, it's like. It tastes like canned vegetables. Like, it's crazy. The chicken is, like, not chicken. I'm a chicken connoisseur. I'm so picky when it comes to chicken. That is, like, not chicken in there. Like, I don't know what happened to Chipotle. And I really wish they'd have a renaissance because I loved their rice. They're little cilant rice. I, like, loved it. I wish they would have a renaissance. Everyone loves it. Why did they cheapen the food?

[Moses]

Any corporate, you know, they push to make more profits. So the only way to do that is.

[Darian]

But they all still kind of taste good. Like, Wendy still tastes good. Like, everything still tastes good. Theirs just doesn't at all. At all.

[Moses]

Lost the plot over there.

[Darian]

Even that one burrito I got over in West Hollywood by my hairdressers. It just. It. They didn't even roll it. It was just like, rice and veggies on a tortilla. And I was like, what happened?

[Moses]

How we get our furniture today? You have to put it together yourself, assemble your.

[Darian]

It was. It was awful. It was so bad. But I don't know what happened.

[Trisha Paytas]

There's. There was, like, a news. Chipotle news a couple months ago where it's like, they're trying to go for more high end now. More like high end.

[Darian]

When's that starting?

[Trisha Paytas]

I would love experience with, like, more premium food options. That's, like, supposedly their next move, so we'll see.

[Darian]

They said that? When did they say that? When did that article come out?

[Trisha Paytas]

It was a couple months ago when they did like, a. Like, a shareholder meeting or something, talking about their quality.

[Darian]

So they know. They're like, we know.

[Moses]

Probably a clip of, like, you talking about them now. We'll be playing there in Their meeting.

[Darian]

I feel like this is a consensus that's been happening over the past couple years. People like, what happened to Chipotle?

[Trisha Paytas]

You know, have you seen the other fast food drama that I'm like, obsessed.

[Darian]

I love fast food drama. Maybe. What was it?

[Trisha Paytas]

The Brooke Schofield in and out drama?

[Darian]

I don't know what the drama was. I saw the burger and I'm like, oh, I want eat those burgers. But it was, it was jokes, right? Because she commented on the other girl. I was like, hahaha. Or is this real?

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm going to. I'm choosing for my own entertainment to believe it's a real beef, if you will.

[Darian]

I love, I love in and out drama too, because it's also very niche to the West Coast. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

And it's like, like, I just love an unserious, like two girls fighting over beef. You know what I mean?

[Darian]

I don't know. I really don't know. I just saw these big burgers they've been ordering and I'm like, okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

The first one was a girl on Tick Tock named Mads. Like, she was like, I have perfected the in and out order.

[Darian]

I feel like I have the best in and out order. I don't get anything with meat. I get the grilled cheese, animal style, protein style, add raw onions and chopped chilies.

[Trisha Paytas]

She's like, I perfected the in and out order and it was a grilled cheese, no beef patty protein style with raw onions and chopped a jalapeno or something on it. And it was like the most unappetizing, boring. Like, who go. Who waits into the 45 minute in and out line for just like vegetables and cheese with. On like a thing? No, me.

[Darian]

Oh, that makes more sense about the gag of the follow up. Yeah, okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Because she was like, I perfected. And everyone's like, you didn't perfect it. That's probably the most chopped, boring in and out order.

[Darian]

Did you memorize that order?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

How did you know? So you said like, it's like a grilled cheese. So I'm trying to, like, see what it's like. So she ordered a grilled cheese, which is bun and cheese.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes, but no bun. She ordered a protein style. So that's why she orders cheese and like cheese and in a thing of lettuce with like, okay, and in the grilled cheese. Probably like in the grilled cheese is instead of bread, lettuce. Okay, so cheese and then raw onions, chopped peppers, and I'm assuming maybe a tomato.

[Darian]

Oh, that's rage Bait, for sure.

[Trisha Paytas]

There's no way. She was like, yeah, fact it, in and out order. And then Brooke made a tick tock and she didn't even say her name. She's just like, I just saw a tick tock of a girl saying she perfected the in n out order and it was just a grilled cheese with like lettuce that she has the best

[Darian]

in and out order. And she said, hear me out. No bun, no meat, all veg. I'm like, no bun, no meat. And I would never judge her if she didn't say, I feel like I cracked the code. I have the best order. No, you don't. I'm pissed, dude.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I was like, girl, that is like the worst order you could possibly get. Blah, blah, blah. And then to clap back, she. She trolled with like. Like this.

[Darian]

I feel like I have the best in and out order. I get a 4 by 4, animal style, add raw onions. My in and out won't let me get a six by six. So on the side I get a Flying Dutchman to add to the 4x4 for extra protein.

[Trisha Paytas]

4x4 with the flying Dutchman. She put the Flying Dutchman in the four.

[Moses]

That was the troll. That was the best order.

[Darian]

That was good.

[Moses]

So I saw that one and I was like, oh, my God, you perfected it. This is the best order.

[Darian]

Oh, yeah, I didn't see the first one either. I didn't see that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, the first one was like. Everyone was like, girl, what is this? And yeah, so then the girls were like, beefing. And then Brooke commented on that on the 4x4 with the flying Dutchman was like, wait, diva, are we fighting? Because she was.

[Darian]

That's so funny. You said. Here it is.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Oh, I didn't know. So the other girl's an influencer too.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, and they were just. They were going back and forth over it, which is. It's just so funny. And then I love when, like, other people, like, start stitching it and, like, start telling the narrative. Like, first it started with Mads ordering the grilled cheese.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Animal style. And it, like, it kills me. I'm like, this is so fun. Like, I love tick tock.

[Darian]

Yeah, I didn't. I was lost on all. But I just saw that big burger too, and I was like, that looks pretty good. My thing is, like, taking a burger home, I just. It gets cold. Like, it's just hard to eat in the car. But I do want to try it now. It does look kind of good. Oh, that sounds so good. Actually, I went to McDonald's this morning hoping they had some French fries ready, and they haven't ready. So I didn't even eat anything. My shamrocks, my breakfast. And I was like, damn, I really wanted some fries. And now that in and out sounds so good. I only get hungry on podcast days. I swear, any other day, I could, like, go into, like, literally five o' clock and be fine, but on podcast days, I feel like I need to eat everything. Everything.

[Trisha Paytas]

And. Because your brain is working overtime.

[Darian]

Yeah. It needs to be fueled for sure.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, it's just so funny because, like, if you. I feel like if you had responded, like, no one would have. Like, it would have been fine, but because it's Brooke. And then I was trying to figure out why, and I was like, damn, once. You, like, are too. Like, she's, like, so skinny. She's hot. She's got the big boobs. It's like, you can't gesture if you don't have just a privilege. You can't gesture, Max, because you're a.

[Darian]

Then you're like, you're. But you're a fat. You're, like. You're funny.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, she's such a key. So you can never get, like, stick or zeppelin, because then you would lose your. Just your privilege, and then it's kind of over for you.

[Darian]

No, never. Yeah, I can never. You can. You can get away with so much when you're fat because you're like, she's fat. Ew, Tea. Yeah, I don't care about her.

[Trisha Paytas]

I always. Sometimes I'm like, damn. Like, if only I was, like, the hottest guy. Like, you know, there's so many people who are just, like, hot. Like, I mean, I'm sure Rob Roush also has a decent personality, but, like, he's just hot, you know, like a hairy jowsy. And I'm like, oh, they get away

[Darian]

with a lot, Harry Jowsey and Rob, because.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, that's true. That's true, that's true.

[Darian]

I feel like it's the opposite. I feel like hot guys get away with more.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's true.

[Darian]

And, like, if you're an ugly guy, if you're like, oh, you're a basement.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, if you made, like, some kind of jokes at someone else's expense, it's like, it's not at a severe. So you can get away with, like, kind of just, like, being a playboy because you're hot, because people still want to, like, jump her bones. But, like, I mean, this was. I was gonna save the Hot Topic for later. But like a Timothy Chalamet talking about the ballet. You know what I mean?

[Darian]

Yes. Is he considered Hawkeye or not Hak.

[Trisha Paytas]

He's like a pretty guy. Timothee Chalamet. Yeah. So he doesn't have the jester privilege. I feel like he's trying to be, like, a little silly with it, but. Because.

[Darian]

Oh, yes. Who does that remind me of? There are people who try to be funny and you're just like, God, who? There's like a girl that's like that and I can't think.

[Moses]

Well, I saw a whole compilation of Benny Blanco making poop jokes. Oh, and Eva did not land. Like, you could see all the hosts. All the hosts were just like, okay, when is it going to be over?

[Darian]

Yeah, Benny Blanco. I think we got to ban him too. On the Jojo Siwa and the Benny Blanco, because I can' Stomach it. Like, I love that they're in love.

[Moses]

I'm not gonna even play the clip because the stuff.

[Darian]

Yeah,

[Trisha Paytas]

because he's not even, like, hot and he can't even. He is his jester card also kind of.

[Darian]

Well, that's what I was saying. I thought hot guys get away with more, and I think ugly guys don't, because I see it on tick tock all the time. Like, if a guy. If a guy gets a take and he's like a little bit chubby or something, everyone's just like, well, you're fat or you should lose weight. Like, people are so much meaner to men that are ugly and fat than,

[Trisha Paytas]

like, women, you know, onto something, I

[Darian]

think, because I feel like. Even Rob, like, in general, I just think he's, like, annoying, but I'm like, well, he's even Harry Jowsey. We're like, well, we kind of like Harry Good looking.

[Trisha Paytas]

You're right. So I think maybe a hot girls. You can't gesture, Max. Yeah, hot guys, you can get a gesture card. Yeah, ugly guys, ugly straight guys really got to be careful. But hot gay guys, I feel like, can't really gesture Max that much. Unless you're a drag queen. Then you do have that gesture privilege.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

But I feel like maybe hot gay guys can be lumped in with, like, the girls. You know what I mean?

[Darian]

Yes. Yes. There. That's the equivalent of it.

[Trisha Paytas]

That is very scientific.

[Darian]

It is. But we nailed it. We figured it out. Yes. Yes. Timothy Shellman back. I'm back on the hate train. I think, you know, I was kind of on his. Like, we saw Marty supreme. Like, cool. He's kind of good, but I'M kind of like, ew. I'm, I'm like ill. Like, because I, like, I get, I don't think it was a joke. I feel like it wasn't a joke.

[Moses]

No. I have to defend him a little bit.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, interesting.

[Moses]

Because when he was talking, he was talking in general as far as career. He wouldn't choose to go into those careers because they're not mainstream. That's all he meant. He was like, I want to go to mainstream actor acting, movies. That's what I want to be. I don't want to revive a dying art form kind of thing. Like, so that's, that's where he was.

[Darian]

I think that's no, because he said no one cares. And I think a lot of people care. I think a lot of people care about opera and ballet. I think a lot of people, I mean, it's, it's still, it's. I, I. Okay, I guess I get where you were, like, trying to see where he was going at. I think that was, you're just talking

[Moses]

about his personal career choices.

[Darian]

But he said nobody cares about these. And I think people care deeply about ballet and opera. I think they do. I just. Because you don't or if you don't think. But it's pretty mainstream. It's just if you're not in the arts and you're not cultured, then you don't get it. Timothy, He's French too, isn't he? It's like, what do you mean? Like opera and ballet, like, thrive in France. Like, it sounds like a self hating French man.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, his mom also worked in the ballet. That's why it was kind of weird that he said it too, but. Yeah, and also he's kind of said this quote since like 2019. There's been a compilation of him saying it over the years.

[Darian]

Why? Why I never understand this. Like, just say you wanted to be an actor. Why do you have to be like the arts, like ballet?

[Moses]

Just say you hate your mom.

[Darian]

It's that it's just weird. Like you said no one cared.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, the exact quote is, I don't want to be working in ballet or opera or things where it's like, hey, keep this thing alive. Even though it's like no one cares about this anymore. And he said all respect to the ballet and opera people out there.

[Darian]

But, and the way he said it, because I saw, I watched the clip of the way he said, it's like, you know, like all, like, all respected like that. But that was so disrespectful. Maybe you're right. Maybe he grew up on it. Actually. It's so funny. We just. Okay. Not to say too much, but, like, we know our realtor friend of ours was like, oh, yeah, my mom owned a ballet studio. And he's like, I just didn't wanna. He, like, grew dancing. He liked all the dancers, whatever. And he's like, I just didn't want to, like, go. So maybe because he grew up around it so much, maybe he's like, nobody cares. Which is just him saying it because he's, like, frustrated.

[Moses]

The dance world, because I also come from that world, is struggling all the time. Like, it's just. It's a struggle to be a dancer, to be a ballet dancer. It's a struggle. And I think he probably saw it growing up and he chose, I don't want to go into the struggling space. I don't want to struggle. I want to go mindstream.

[Darian]

But that's not what he said. And he said something so disrespectful. It's totally. If he said it like that, of course people are like, yeah, that makes sense. But that's not what he said at all. He's like, why would you want to try and say something that nobody cares about? Which is, like, so great. That's actually so crazy. Yeah, like, totally. Of course. Like, go. Obviously, everyone knows dancers don't make money. Everyone knows they're underpaid, like, whatever. But people follow it because it's their passion and people support it. And that's why they have donors, millionaire donors who want to keep the arts alive. Of ballet, specifically. Yeah. Because it is not like, mainstream. Everyone's going to pay for it, but it's like this art form. And so, yeah, of course, if you said that, people would respect. By the way he said it was so. I hated it so much. I was like. Like, it gave me the biggest ick. I was like, yo.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I think that's probably. That's what he meant. But what he said was like, no,

[Moses]

I think he has. Deeply rooted. Like, he's jaded. Right? He comes from the world that we don't see, most people don't see. So he's super jaded.

[Darian]

I like Doja. Cat's response. So I love Doja. I feel like we've been trying to get her on the podcast for so long. She's in this area, right? I love Doja. I mean, I, you know, she's. She's all over the place, but who isn't? You know what I mean? She's just like, One day she's a demon, and next day she's like, spitting facts about Timothy Chalamet. And it's just like, I. I love her.

[Trisha Paytas]

Her.

[Darian]

I love her. I loved her response on Tick Tock. I love how people can just go to Tick Tock now. No PR person needed, no publicist needed. She's just like, okay, Timothy shall emit, like, what did she call him?

[Trisha Paytas]

He had the nerve to say on camera that nobody cares about it. I'm sure you can walk into an opera theater right now. Seats will be filled out when nobody's saying a word as the performance is going because everybody that has that much respect for it. She said people go there every day to the dance studios. Dancer show up at 8am, 6am whatever. The show up and they break and they bleed every single day just because they have respect for it. They love it. They love what they do. It doesn't matter. If the industry is having a tough time at any time, which a lot of industries have a tough time. Your industry has a tough time. My industry has a tough time. Doesn't mean people don't care about it. She actually kind of ate. She did delete it, but I'm like, girl, keep it up. Keep it up.

[Moses]

Well, Kylie probably texted her.

[Darian]

The person who was a demon on the ceiling was like, I'm going to delete this profound message that I just delivered at of the day, the end. Like, speak louder. Like, what do you mean she deleted it? There's a lot of Timothy and Kylie fans out there. Yeah, look, I like them. I do like them. I'm, you know, but I hated this so much, and I'm like, I think this deserves an apology. I feel like men never have to apologize.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, it's like. It's so interesting to me, though, because this interview is like, weeks old. Like, it's from that one. The same one where Matthew McConaughey talked about taking a dump in his toilet and the same one where he talked about Kylie taking him to the screening for his birthday. So that was like two or three weeks ago.

[Darian]

He's been a bad mood that day. Something he was on his period or something was pissing him off. It was crazy. Like, that was so weird. Why was he in such a bad mood?

[Trisha Paytas]

The timing is so funny to me because, like, to me, I'm like, I kind of feel like someone out there, like some publicist or whatever, was like, let's find crazy clips of Timothy Chalamet, put them in the news and, like, let people take them down before the Oscars.

[Darian]

They do do that, huh? They do.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like a little.

[Darian]

They want Jacob Elordi to win?

[Trisha Paytas]

No, I think they want Michael B. Jordan, and I think Michael B. Jordan should take it. I'm ready for.

[Darian]

I haven't seen Sinners.

[Trisha Paytas]

You got to see Sinners. I think. I feel like you would get into it and.

[Darian]

Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think. I think things are swinging Michael B. Jordan's way.

[Darian]

He doesn't want it yet. Right.

[Trisha Paytas]

He won at the. What was the one Actor Awards. He won that one and I. And something else. He won another one too, but, yeah, it's kind of been all over the place. At first people thought Timothy Chalamet was like the. He won the first two big ones, like Golden Globes and another one. So people thought it was definitely going his way.

[Darian]

This is for what, Marty's Prince Marty supreme.

[Trisha Paytas]

For him, Best Actor and Michael Jordan. Yeah.

[Darian]

What's Sinners again? It's scary. Vampires.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's vampires. It's technically, I guess, would be considered a horror, but it's. I don't know. It's. To me, it's not that much of a horror. It's. There is like, vampires. There is like, blood and stuff, but not too bad.

[Darian]

Yeah, we need to watch these before Oscar weekend this weekend.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I think you would get into Sinners. Like, it's so. I love, like, the costume. It has good music. The performances are great.

[Darian]

I'll watch it.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's a good.

[Darian]

Yeah, I'll watch it. I didn't want to watch Frankenstein too. I haven't watched that one either, but I'm gonna.

[Trisha Paytas]

So it's just like, so funny. And also, like, there was Jesse. There was another kind of weird thing with a. There was a Jesse Buckley interview going viral, and she's like, she's won every single award throughout award season for best actress for. For Hamnet.

[Darian]

It.

[Trisha Paytas]

And then she's been winning every single, like, what category?

[Darian]

Oh, Best Actress.

[Trisha Paytas]

So she's pretty much like the one all near guaranteed to win at the Oscars for Best Actress for Hamnet. And then last week there was an interview that was like three months old of her talking about, like, how she made her boyfriend get rid of his cat and how she hates cats and it's so old. And I was like, damn, someone's trying to knock her down too and take her out of the race. And it's so.

[Darian]

I hope I never get nominated for an Oscar.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God.

[Darian]

Oh, my God. All mine. Come out.

[Trisha Paytas]

Malfoy better.

[Moses]

What?

[Trisha Paytas]

Malfoy better not run any Shenanigans okay, cuz I'll. I'll fire that right back, honey. Okay?

[Darian]

Oh, that's true. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Be careful. Be careful, Draco.

[Darian]

That is so scary. Oh, my God. Me with Moses's cats. That'll, like, live me forever. I like. She hated his cats. And I was just like, didn't have cats when I met him. They were alley cats. That's it. Okay. That's what it is. But thank you so much to skims for sponsoring today's episode of Just Trish. You guys, skims is sponsoring. I don't even need an add because let me tell you, I have been a customer of skims for so long, it is all I buy. It is all I wear when it comes to undergarments. Okay? Their skims fits everybody collection. The name's there for a reason. Because it fits every body and it fits so well. It's so soft. The material is amazing. I've been wearing the scoop bralettes for so long because they're so comfort. Even their bras, okay, I've never been a bra girly. I've always been like, I don't like bras, but like, their bras that fits Everybody collection fits amazing. They have all the bandwidths, all the cup sizes. They really cater to everybody, literally. And don't forget that underwear, okay? The high briefs, the cheekies, even the thongs are comfortable. Okay? This is all I wear through pregnancy, through performances. Just being a mom at home, it is so comfortable. No panty lines. They have flesh colored for every skin tone. You can get your neutrals, your basic blacks, your whites. It truly is worth the hype. Okay? We love the Kardashians. Of course, Kim is a genius for coming up with skims, but it is just really good. It's not just a celebrity brand merch. It is great quality. Definitely check it out today. And thank you so much to skims for sponsoring today's episode. I also want to mention the boy short, okay? I wear the boy short in every single location. You can wear it as undies. You can also wear it for something underneath. Okay? We always put, like little shorts on underneath the dress. It is the perfect thing. It just makes you feel in. It makes you feel covered. And I just love it so much. And I just think you will too. With their bras and bralettes, you will not feel like you are suffocating. You can actually breathe. It shapes it nicely. You won't get no double boob, uni boob, none of that. It gives you nice shape. Okay? So the female Body is meant to be embraced and looked at. And the men too. Men. Skims is also amazing. They also have kids skims. We got the whole family pajamas for Christmas time. It is really a win win one stop shop. And it is worth it. Okay. It is totally worth it. That that quality is going to be long lasting. You are not going to be throwing these out in a year. Two years. Okay. I've had scoop bralettes that have lasted me five years. Okay. And still going. And still going. And I refuse to give up my skims. I will love them forever and ever. Every time they fit something to a fits everybody collection I am in. So shop skims Fits everybody [e-mail] after you place your order, be sure to let them know we sent you. That's right, the Just Trish podcast. Select podcast in the survey and be sure to select our show in the dropdown menu that follows. Very important. So we get skims to sponsor again. I can't tell you how much I love skims. Like I said, I've always posted them. I always love them. It's. It's they, they make sexy clothes for all bodies. But you know, I'm in a plus body, a plus size body, bigger body, fat body, whatever you want to call. And I still feel so sexy and confident and it is truly the only intimate collection basics collection and cute collection that like fits and does it right. So I feel like a trendy girl at any size. As you should. So thank you so much to skims for sponsoring today's episode. Make sure you click that survey at the end and click just first podcast sent you so they know we sent you and we can get sponsored again. Skims. You skims. Thank you for sponsoring at their re home. I already snowy. She always gives us updates on little Snowy.

[Moses]

And I think people don't understand that. The main thing is I'm allergic to cat. I'm the one that's allergic. That's why there were alley cats outside.

[Darian]

Oh my gosh.

[Moses]

And if they were living here, they would not be alive anymore with all the coyotes around. It's not a place for cats.

[Darian]

No. We have like a full on three kids and we're like, but what about Moses's cats?

[Moses]

That was my choice.

[Darian]

There's still there. There's hundreds in that alley if you want to go get some. Moses has 100 cats back.

[Trisha Paytas]

Tell Joey Graceffa he will be there. Yeah, he should.

[Darian]

That's so funny. Was Joey Graceffa in the news? Why did I think about him? This weekend was He.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't think so.

[Darian]

Thought Joey Kristoff. What was I thinking about? Oh, he said Sam Asghari asked to audition for Escape the Night, which is Britney Spears ex boyfriend of seven years.

[Trisha Paytas]

For what role?

[Darian]

I don't know. He was on Foolproof. He was on the Foolproof podcast. And. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

What would he have played? Like an influencer or like as one of the actors?

[Darian]

These are the follow up. Oh, like. Oh, so an influencer. So he's one of the contestants. That's why I didn't know if he was supposed to be like an acting role on the show. Like a scare actor or like.

[Moses]

No, I would imagine, you know, he sees himself like ten amojo.

[Darian]

Yeah, I guess if he's on Traitors as like that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, true.

[Darian]

Yeah, I guess Joey said no. I don't know what it was. Interesting.

[Trisha Paytas]

That is very interesting.

[Darian]

Little Escape the Night Tease.

[Trisha Paytas]

I can't. There is more Laura from that show that comes out like all the damn.

[Darian]

Yes, I know. It's never ending. I love it. I love that. Forever he'll talk about Skip the night.

[Trisha Paytas]

I have Zara Larson stuck in my head like constantly. I keep.

[Moses]

Have.

[Trisha Paytas]

Have you heard this? You like Stateside? You have a Stateside remix? It's in my head, literally.

[Darian]

Non stop boots.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's my ego boost. My hole ain't been loose for a minute.

[Darian]

My hole ain't been loose. Oh my God. I don't know if that's the flex they think it is. That's crazy. That's our largest. An okay work girl. I love that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh my God.

[Darian]

That is. Sounds like a good one.

[Trisha Paytas]

It is a good one. Yeah. She was just performing in la. I really wanted to go, but I was so just going through it last week. I was so tired. I couldn't rap Valley, but everyone was there. Vanilla Mace was there. Susa was there. All the girls were out.

[Darian]

Where was she playing?

[Trisha Paytas]

The Wiltern. Oh, that'd be a good one.

[Darian]

I know. I'm sad I didn't miss Tilly Duff there because now she's at the Kia.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Not the Asylum. The Kia Forum. Yeah.

[Darian]

Is local Kia form or is it different still?

[Trisha Paytas]

Kia 4. Is it? Yeah.

[Darian]

Why do I feel like they changed it? Was it Inuit Dome? Is that something else?

[Trisha Paytas]

That's another. Yeah.

[Darian]

Next to it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Darian]

Not the same.

[Trisha Paytas]

Not the same. No.

[Darian]

Did another fancy box arrive? I saw you brought that in. Is that a fancy one?

[Moses]

One I would imagine. Cuz I had to sign.

[Darian]

I'm so embarrassed. Let me see.

[Moses]

I had to Sign for it.

[Darian]

And then it doesn't have one of those.

[Moses]

It looks kind of white inside. Usually white box inside is Dior.

[Darian]

No. Is it more Dior? What? I didn't order anything else.

[Moses]

Maybe another pair of glasses. Cuz the size. Look. Glasses. No, this is Dior jewelry.

[Darian]

Dior jewelry.

[Moses]

Surprise. I bought your gift.

[Darian]

You would surprise me. I want to know, is there only one in there?

[Moses]

One thing in here? Yeah. Well, I was right about Dior.

[Darian]

Yeah, you knew.

[Moses]

You see, I have X ray eyes. I can look at the box.

[Darian]

I did get you something from Dior too. Can you open it and see? What do you think it is inside?

[Moses]

Well, it's either a necklace or earrings.

[Darian]

But what kind?

[Moses]

Well, obviously we're doing s patri stuff. Let's see.

[Darian]

I'm so excited to see what it is.

[Moses]

I was right. Earrings.

[Darian]

What kind?

[Moses]

Oh, they're like four clover, but they're white.

[Darian]

Oh, it's pretty. I think I really did black out because I don't remember these. They're white. They're white clovers.

[Moses]

This badge is hard to get them

[Darian]

on right now with all my clover stuff.

[Moses]

Wow.

[Darian]

Oh, wow.

[Moses]

Oops. It's funny because they're not the same. That's interesting.

[Darian]

Yeah, that's the new thing now is doing different earrings. They sell them.

[Moses]

One has this thing has two pockets so they don't scratch each other.

[Darian]

Wow.

[Moses]

So one has three and one has four.

[Darian]

Wow. Asymmetrical. Oh. And one has a pearl and one has a CD on it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wow.

[Darian]

Can I wear them? No. They're so pretty. I swear it's the last thing. No, I did get you one thing from Dior. I got you a shamrock shirt from Dior. I got a shirt that because for St. Patrick's Day next week, I was like, oh, you should wear like a little shamrock something. Even the mug I got you was upstairs for your mug, Cam.

[Trisha Paytas]

Dior?

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Are you Dior mug? I was trying to do a bit. Oh my God. Okay. Michaela 2.0 us tried to be relatable.

[Darian]

I swear. No, I really did.

[Moses]

What's that?

[Trisha Paytas]

Us.

[Darian]

It.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. I have nothing to do with it. I have never been on the deal. So don't love me together.

[Darian]

We are all in this together.

[Trisha Paytas]

Don't let me in with the drama. The tea spills, the tick tocks. I have nothing to do with this.

[Darian]

No, I, I, I, I did have regret. But I do think it's gonna bring me us. Us. Honestly, if it's me, it's my luck. Then it's Only my luck. No one else will get it. I'm trying to radiate it.

[Trisha Paytas]

We go up or we go down with you.

[Darian]

And I think we need to go on the up. If we already invested this much into it, literally. We gotta keep. Yes, we. We're. We're a team. Yeah. I'll put it. Thanks. I. And next week I gotta get those Judy donuts. You know, I'm gonna go up to Newbury park and get those Judy donuts, see if they can do his custom St. Patrick's Day. Thank you so much. Wow. What do you think? Yeah, what do you think? These are mother of pearl. Just so sad. I. I'm so sad of my glasses. It was like the last piece of this collection and then they're sold out.

[Moses]

Well, we know where they might be. So maybe for the next episode we

[Trisha Paytas]

go to the scene of the crime on the go.

[Darian]

Have you been. Have you been under Wood Family Farms?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Lately.

[Trisha Paytas]

Fall. October was the last time.

[Darian]

It's so fun there. It's just. It just feels like, good to be outdoors, you know, just to get that fresh air.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

They have a. They have Easter stuff coming up. I just.

[Trisha Paytas]

You can't even see your earrings. You gotta like. Yeah. Tuck your hair back.

[Darian]

See, this is why I didn't need to wake for today. Because he knew my earrings were coming. How they look?

[Trisha Paytas]

They look good. They do look good. They do complete the look.

[Darian]

Feel Mikayla Vibes.

[Trisha Paytas]

I feel you are. She didn't she just do like a. Like a whole Vegas multi part haul?

[Darian]

Yeah, I mean, she was Hermes and Van Cleef. I mean, I'm just Dior. Okay. Dior is Dior. Dior is mid. I feel. I mean, we love Dior, right? I think it's kind of like mid. Can you zoom in?

[Moses]

Zoom.

[Darian]

Boom, boom, boom. There it is. Luck for everybody. You're welcome. Michaela. She was in the news.

[Trisha Paytas]

She was certainly in the news. I don't know if people are sick of her, but I'm not. I'm actually so fascinated either.

[Darian]

I'm so seated. First of all, I was going to say when we talk about the burgers that I'm over rage bait. I hate rage bait. But I do love Michaela. I don't know if she's rage baiting though. I don't know. I feel like she does know how to rage bait for sure. I. I hate all trolls except Michaela. I don't like any trolling. I think trolling is so annoying now. I'm just like, stop. Like, who's an annoying troll. Someone did something that was like an annoying troll.

[Moses]

There's been a wave of pranks lately. Like, people are back to doing pranks lately.

[Darian]

Someone was. I don't know, someone was doing annoying trolls. And I was just like, I'm so over pranks.

[Trisha Paytas]

Trolls.

[Darian]

What do they call rage bait? Well, why was rage baiting? When I was rage baiting, everyone's like, oh, it's just rage bait. It's like, well, me, it was just like, oh, my God, kill her, everyone. I was like, it's rage bait. It's rage bait. And it's just people being dumb. And they're probably not rage baiting. They're probably just in real life. But Michaela is. Is. Has found a man. She's on a date.

[Trisha Paytas]

She's doing it all.

[Darian]

I love a Reba. I love. I love a quick rerun. Also, shout out. Lilia. Lilia. Sky also has a boyfriend. The one we talked about last time. Did you know she had a boyfriend?

[Trisha Paytas]

No.

[Darian]

Eddie. And then she's like, full, hard launch. They, like, were kind of romantic when they were teenagers, and now they're back together, and she hard launched him over the weekend. I was just like, she just announced her divorce, like, a couple weeks ago. I love it. Michaela, too. She's like, I'm on a date. And I was like, yeah, as you should. Life goes on. Like, I. I don't know. People are so into, like, the whole, like, grieve it, grieve it. I don't know. Why can't someone just go on dates? Why can't they meet the love of their life the next day? Divorce your husband to find the love of your life the next day. You know what I mean? Like, I think that's fine. Right?

[Moses]

The timeline was different, right?

[Darian]

Well, right even.

[Moses]

It takes a long time. And maybe the other person was like, okay, you need to announce a divorce already so we can be seen in public.

[Darian]

You know, very fruit, very apple and banana that I watch. You see the one I sent you about farting?

[Moses]

I was gonna send you that one, but I was like, let me not send you one about farting.

[Darian]

The pair kicked the banana out for farting in bed while she was pregnant. He's like, get out of here with your stinky farts. Did you watch it? And then at the end, they all started farting. The. The new guy and the baby and the mom. They all were farting in bed.

[Moses]

I guess sharing is caring.

[Darian]

I put the comment on there because everyone's like, wow, being kicked off for farting is crazy. And I was like, you know what? Pear was valid. And I was on his side. I was like, yeah, absolutely. It was crazy. She farted. She goes, I'm so sorry. Please don't be mad. He's like. And he throws her out of the house. Like, get out of here with your stinky farts. And she was, like, pregnant and goes on the street, and she's like, walking out. Like, I was like, that's wild. Anyways, Michaela. But look, yes, Timelines, we don't know. Could be months, could be weeks, whatever. But I just think it's, like, fine, like, if, like, like you said, even when you, like, think about separate, it's like you probably been thinking about for a while. When I always reference, like, Catherine and Austin. Look, I. I never want to break up with anyone. I never have broken up with anyone. In fact, I stick it out to the very end. I get blocked or locked out of the house. Okay? I will stick it out till the very end. I've never broken up with anybody. I don't know what that even feel like. I don't know what it feels like to be like, I'm done with.

[Trisha Paytas]

With.

[Darian]

This would be like. I could feel it coming for a while. I was like, that's crazy, because I've never once felt it coming to me. I'm always like, what? Like, I thought we were every day. I. I try to. I try to be like, I love you so much. Just, oh, make sure. Because sometimes these things come out of nowhere I feel with people. And I'm like, I don't want to be that person. Because I never once felt it coming when someone's blocked me and told me to get other lives forever. And I was like, wait, what? We were just in Puerto Rico. Like, what? So anyways, what I've gathered from observing other people, like Catherine Piaz. Is that her name?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Darian]

Who was with Ace Austin. I always think his Name's Ace Austin McBroom. Ace family. She was like, for years, we just, like, weren't intimate, and we weren't, you know, we knew it was coming. So it's like, obviously people seem to know long ahead when something's over. It just takes a while to fully get over, get people out of your house, the whole thing. So it's like once they're finally out and you've announced the divorce, and I'm gonna go only for women on this, not for men, because I was. I was gonna say even Desmond, but no, not Desmond, because he was a cheater. If you're a cheater, then I don't trust you because you were probably just doing some weird. And then you, like, blindsided.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Darian]

Desmond and Christie, what we had, they were our hot topic when they were together.

[Moses]

Well, I don't know their name. I'm not invested in their name.

[Darian]

In real life. I tell them, like, oh, my God, I can't believe they divorced. Like, this is, like, affecting me so much. Like, they've been together since they were 13 years old.

[Trisha Paytas]

They have two kids.

[Darian]

Like, they just built a house together anyways. And so, yeah, he has a new girlfriend. But no, no, not you, because we know you're doing some shady ass. Not you. But if you're, you know, damicable. And presumably the guys were in the wrong of these Lilia and Michaela, I would assume, Right? Is there. Is that a bad assumption?

[Moses]

Yeah, because she said, guys, we gotta protect Cody, right?

[Darian]

So I'm assuming maybe he maybe did a little mess up somewhere.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know.

[Darian]

I don't know cheating or what. But, like, anyways, doesn't matter, who cares? No speculation here. Sorry. Mikayla, I do love you. I love you. And I will respect Cody, of course. But presumably, from what we know, context clues, these men are maybe the ones that were a little dubious. So for Michaela to bounce back and be like, get ready with me for a date. Like, as you should. She took those Lemmy purse, she gonna have them go to waste. She's like, you know, I took these pineapple gummies and I want to taste sweet to somebody. And she looked happy and she was the best date ever. No red flag. She reported and I was like, period. Now the speculation is that she went on a date with Manny. Emmy, where did this come from? I have a feeling he inserted himself. Sometimes, you know, when someone's really killing it, getting 10 million views, you want to insert yourself into it. Maybe they collabed. I say no. Then there's also speculation that her and Cody. It was Cody the whole time because they, you know, the little. The poll is what Cody did.

[Trisha Paytas]

Which.

[Darian]

Which. That's wild, girl. If you're doing the same poll that you did with your ex husband, that's a little wild, but I'm here for it. That's a little crazy. Like, if I just like, if me and most divorce, I have a new boyfriend, and all of a sudden we're just like, let's explore water and tin fish together. And he's like feeding me tip. Like, that's like, weird. That's like something I would have done with my husband. That might be a little. He goes to my chemical romance with his new girlfriend. Like, yeah, you know that. That's kind of odd. But hey, more power to you, I suppose. But if it is Cody, if it was Cody, which I know it's not, there's just no way in hell she would like, rage bait this, that, if it is Cody, we're canceling because that's crazy.

[Trisha Paytas]

But there's.

[Darian]

There's just no way, right? There's no way. I mean, I. I don't know. My TikTok. TikTok is dubious. And I love Michaela for just. I don't know if you're rage baiting, trolling. What? Like, I think she has to do it because TikTok is just awful for her. I'm sure to her, whatever. She rolls with the punches. She loves it. Whatever. I know she loves it, but she rolls with punches because people really investigate. Every sort of drama channel I follow on, on Tick Tock will be like, those look like Cody's hands and that looks like the Cody's way of pull. I'm like, that's crazy. I think that's absolutely crazy. I think that's like a one. But if I'm.

[Trisha Paytas]

If I'm wrong, I know I can never tell with her. I really. She kind of kills me because yeah, she like kind of hard launched but didn't show his face. And I again, this gives me. It reminds me of Chris Olsen because like last year Chris Olsen was like, I'm never gonna go public with a relationship again. Like, please respect my privacy. Like, I'm never going to have a TikTok relationship. And then he does a similar thing where then he makes his boyfriend like cosplay as Superman and then wouldn't show his face, but shows enough of his face where people can figure out who it is. And now like Michaela Live the divorce video. Just please respect my privacy, like, don't speculate, whatever. Get ready with me for a hot date.

[Darian]

And it's like I'm never going to do. I'm going to be more private about things here on yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I said the whiplash is kind of crazy. It's like, ooh, I love it. Only you knew the tea that was going on. But you know what? I'm gonna try to be a little bit more private right now. But if you only knew what I've been up to and what's been going on, you would be so gagged. But I'm not gonna tell you because I'm A more private person these days. It's like, girl, that makes it worse. We gotta pick a lane.

[Darian]

Yeah. It escalates. Speculation. We're all like, oh, so Cody did something.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's like, mama, we gotta pick a lane. Like, are you. Are you private? Are you demure? Are you the girl who's still spilling all your tea? Because no.

[Darian]

She's a messy boost, but we like it. I'm here for it. You know,

[Trisha Paytas]

it's wild to me.

[Darian]

It's wild, you know, Like, I'm here for whatever. If she has to rage bait, great. I think it's real, and I would love for her to be in a relationship as she should be. You know, she's young. I always say, don't get married. How old is she? I always think of her as, like, 27. Oh, she's okay. What a guy.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, yeah. I mean, still so young, though.

[Darian]

I think about, like, 22. 2.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, okay.

[Darian]

Because she's 27.

[Trisha Paytas]

27. Yeah.

[Darian]

More power to her. I like it. I'm here for it. Who do you think? You think it's Manny? Because everyone's like, oh, Manny was getting ready for a date at the same time.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. So Manny also posted a get ready with me for a date. Tick tock. And is he in Boston?

[Darian]

Yeah, no, she was in Boston getting ready.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know where people put two together. I think just because he was also posting, like, a get ready with me, and then someone commented, like, a joke about Michaela, and he, like, was going with it in the comments. I thought that was just, like, ahahi. But crazier things have happened, I suppose.

[Darian]

Little lavender marriage, you know, I think those are. I love that. I wish I was also around when I was younger. I love the idea of lavender marriage. That sounds, like, amazing.

[Trisha Paytas]

You know what I mean?

[Darian]

I mean, obvious. I love a real marriage. That's better. But Moses fixing the cameras, as always. But I love a real marriage. But I wouldn't mind a lavender marriage. I think if. If. If anything happened to us, I would do a lavender marriage because it's nice to have the companionship.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Without the farting. Benny Blanco, Matthew McConaughey. Like, what is. No, that's why I sent him the fruits. Farting. I was like, if any of us farts, it's out.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's over.

[Darian]

It's out the door. That's the only real grounds for divorce.

[Trisha Paytas]

Not cheating.

[Darian]

Farting. Oh, not cheating. Yeah. Well, cheating, abuse, of course. Okay. Of course. Even cheat. I think farting is bub. Cheating for Me.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wow.

[Darian]

Yeah. Yeah. I think, you know, maybe I say that because we're together, but I guess if we're apart, maybe.

[Trisha Paytas]

But.

[Darian]

But yeah, farting's crazy. Maybe Cody farted.

[Trisha Paytas]

Maybe. I was gonna say maybe that was the thing that everyone would be gagged about. But she kills me, though, because also she's been like, the. She's posted, like, an onslaught of hauls from, like, Vegas. And I keep thinking about, like, her. I think it was right before she announced her divorce. I think where she was. Where she was crying during, like, a get ready with me. And she's like, I met with an. I realized I got lost as an influencer. Like, I'm just lost in this lifestyle. And I'm going back to the old Michaela. Like, I'm going back to what really matters. It was kind of giving, like, Hallmark movie hand Montana movies. Like, realizing what's important in life.

[Darian]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

Losing your old ways. And then cut to all these halls in Vegas where some of it was for her friends, just fierce. But then she's buying herself the most expensive, like, Cartier. Like, she bought the nail bracelet or whatever, the diamond, the Hermes. Like, oh, my gosh, the little Louis Vuitton lipstick holder. Like, she's going wild. And she's like, I'm posting a haul. And if you don't want to see a haul, keep scrolling. I'm going to wait for you to scroll.

[Darian]

I love that she is standing 10 toes down.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's again, the whiplash of, like, her crying, finding herself and then this. And also, I mean, she. This is what pissed her off last night. But she does do a little personal announcement every time she's got a product to promote.

[Darian]

What is she promoting?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, she has this new fragrance, Mama, and she's smells like Sniff.

[Darian]

Yes, with Sniff.

[Moses]

Sniff.

[Trisha Paytas]

Relation to Sniffies or. No, no, that's what I was like.

[Darian]

Wait, it is giving that Sniffies. I love it. It's called only Sunshine. But girl, stop filming in the Tick Tock app. Film outside the Tik Tok app. Because she holds it. I'm like, what does it say? What's the name?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Darian]

Because like, in Tick Tock it, it doesn't flip it back, but iPhone will flip it. So I don't know why. If you have something you're trying to show, know, even people who do, like, brand deals, how is the brand not being, like, flip that around. Like, like, that's 101 and her set is always backwards and it's only sunshine. But what the hell does this. It's like, oh, no. I'm like, what is it, girl? Flip it. I don't know how she didn't know. How do they not know? Someone tell her I love it. But that's not fair because that's like being like, oh, Trisha always has drama when she has a show coming up. We'll have a show coming up every, every month. You know what I mean?

[Trisha Paytas]

Just like drama.

[Darian]

Yeah. Well, no, I'm just saying her to say like, oh, she always has drama when something coming out. She always has something coming out. She's always, she's always had l' Oreal or she has sniff or she has this pov. The POV comes out with stuff all the time. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I feel like she always has a launch. She always has a drop.

[Trisha Paytas]

She always has a brand deal. But the launches are every. Like she's been. She does get the boost when she's got the, the personal things going on in her life.

[Darian]

I don't.

[Trisha Paytas]

Which I mean, again, that's like kind of marketing one on one. Like, obviously if you have something big, it's like when people go on press tours.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like they're sharing like things that are going to get headlines. You know what I mean?

[Darian]

Yeah. She gets more views. She does get like 10 million views on these.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. You get like a big plus which is fierce and it's crazy. Yeah.

[Darian]

It's just like, I love you, Michaela. If you ever want to do a tall all, I'm Diane Sawyer, come sit on this pink one. Not Diane's worth her. Remember with Britney, she's like, it's your fault.

[Trisha Paytas]

You.

[Darian]

What did you do in this relationship that he wanted to cheat? Yeah. I was like, not Diane swear, but, but you know, respected. Not Matt Lauer, like, Kyra's crazy.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's your mother.

[Darian]

I interviewed Tyra. I really do like her. I'm back on that. See, that's what I'm saying. She's like, she's like, she's like a pretty girl. I can get away with the jester because I love her. Poor Brooke. Can't catch a break. Yeah. Oh, Michaela. Well,

[Trisha Paytas]

listen. Yeah, T, like again, I love you.

[Darian]

I love you.

[Trisha Paytas]

She gives me just like classic influencer. And listen, if she wasn't in the influencer ecosystem, it would be so much more boring. Like she just gives. She gives you what you need as someone. Either like you dislike her or you love her. Either way, like, she is fun to talk about because she just gives you everything.

[Darian]

Yeah. We don't have anyone like that. I'm like, like, okay, no, like, we.

[Trisha Paytas]

We are lacking those people these days. Like, she will do a haul and she will be unapologetic. Whereas, like, you were like, I'm so sorry, but I love this Dior. You know what I mean?

[Darian]

This is stupid.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, I hate, but like, I love it. And it has to be like, you know. Yes. You don't be unapologetic. If you don't like it, keep scrolling. I'm gonna buy everything in Cartier and you will never afford this. Anything like this. I am spending more money than you will make in your life. But if that pisses you off, keep it scrolling. Like, that is kind of fierce.

[Darian]

I know. Yeah. At least she tells you I know. What troll pissed me off. I remember Zaina Jazzy.

[Trisha Paytas]

What did he do?

[Darian]

He did. It was like the joke was over. It was like, okay, I don't follow him on, like, socials, but I guess on Valentine's Day he posted with like an old lady. That was his girlfriend. He's like card launching and it was like this old lady and him posing in romantic poses. People thought it was AI. Guess it's like a real woman or whatever. So then on, you know, I love pretty basic. Not basic unfiltered, but I love pretty basic. But I see clips of basic unfiltered pop up. And I guess he had the girlfriend come in. I don't know. Remy's like, oh, babe, can you get the door? And then like this, the older lady walks in and she sits next to Zayn and he's like pretending that it's his girlfriend. I'm like, this is a weird troll. And it is a troll, obviously, but it was just like, not funny, obviously. It's like Alicia and Remy too, who I'm like, okay, I. Maybe this is funny for like David Dobrik to be like my 70 year old girlfriend. But like, Remy and Alicia were like, what? They're classy girls. Why are you doing this? Like, it was giving David Dobrik and it was embarrassing in front of the

[Trisha Paytas]

girls did do that. So literally.

[Darian]

Literally. It's just. Oh, you're right. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's like 2019 all over again.

[Darian]

It was so cringy and I think it's. And Alicia and like Remy, obviously. I'm not saying they don't have like good sense of humor is why you can even. They're not giving David Dobrik Vlog squad cackles about it. You know what I mean? They were very much like this Is odd. But then I guess halfway through, he must have said it was a prank and that people were concerned. And it's like in real life, friends were worried about him. Anyways, no one cares about them except for me, but. And Remy, Alicia, we love them. Just those boys. I just. I really can't get past them. I really can't. I'm really trying.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's so funny.

[Darian]

I want more.

[Trisha Paytas]

Obviously. It's a, like, I don't know. It's so like, been there, done that.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, at least Mikayla's creative with her trolls. You know what I mean? So.

[Darian]

And we're interested. We're seated. I don't know if anyone is. I even never even heard about that in Valentine's Day. Him with an old lady. I was like, okay, if Mikayla did

[Trisha Paytas]

that with an old man, I feel like that's funny.

[Darian]

But she needs to do that. That's so smart.

[Trisha Paytas]

I tried our double standard. Our double standard is so funny.

[Darian]

Of course, because it's like, yeah, of course. But I. I try to do that. I think I tried to hire an actor off like LA casting back to like during one of my breakups, maybe 2019. I tried to hire an old man to like pretend to be my boyfriend. But I don't know what happened. I don't know if I couldn't find anyone in that.

[Trisha Paytas]

You went to the Cardboard Cutout?

[Darian]

Yeah, I immediately went to that. That's all I could find. Probably it. I was queen of like, trying to get a fake boyfriend. For sure. I definitely was like, I think Nikita

[Trisha Paytas]

Dragon did that back in around the same time. 2018. Michael Yerger.

[Darian]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Darian]

He married Daisy Keach, who is. Wow, we're so in the weeds.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love that, you know, because I

[Darian]

was like, I don't think anyone knows this lore except me.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, no, I remember Laura vividly.

[Darian]

Well, she claims they were dating and he said it was always to boost.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Same could be said for me and my ex boyfriends.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Darian]

You never know. You know what I feel for her, cuz, like, I don't know if there's anything wrong with her. I know there's something wrong with me. And like, you know, some not wrong something. What is it when you, like, feel attached to someone? I think it's called like histrionic personality disorder. This is like before Borderline. People used to diagnose me with this. Where you feel you may misinterpret relationships to be more than what they are.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Darian]

I don't know if that's Like a real thing. It's a real thing because I think that was me. And so I think sometimes you go into it knowing it's a gag or we're doing this for the views, but then you catch feelings. Maybe it's just also being a human.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, girl. Yeah.

[Darian]

You know, but yeah, I remember feeling bad for her even at the time. I don't know Nikita like that. But I do remember feeling bad because he kind of made like a mean video, being like, no, I would never date her kind of thing. And I was like, well, you did. You were like, on her and stuff. Like, why would she not think you might like her?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. And I think too, back then there's also. Because, like, a lot of guy, like, she would say a lot of, like, famous men would be sliding in her DMS and stuff. But then there's like, the shame of being with, like, a trans woman. So I feel like there was an undertone of, like, transphobia.

[Darian]

Yeah. Like, oh, I wouldn't date her.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, there was that undertone.

[Darian]

Yeah. But he was using her for that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Loud.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Darian]

That was a 2016 thing. You just had to be there. Cuz I've been there, done that too. And you just, you know, you catch feelings sometimes. Especially those. Hot gay guy. Is he gay? No, he married, like, the gay guys got you those evil gays.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, he does. He baits the gays for sure. But he is.

[Darian]

We don't like gay baiters here, do we? I guess. I guess you. I guess the gays do. You do?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, they're

[Darian]

like.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like a.

[Darian]

Like a gay baiter.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Well, don't. Not me.

[Darian]

I. I think you like a Hassan as a gay baiter.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's true. And I do like him. Yeah.

[Darian]

So you're like. Not me. Dennificent.

[Trisha Paytas]

He's not a gay baby.

[Darian]

A little bit.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't think so. Hassan more plays into it because he'll, you know, he stands up for the bottoms and everything. I Love Austin show and Will Neff are, who are co hosts on Fear. And they were red carpet interviewers at the GLAD Awards. Awards. And like, every celebrity there came up and, like, told them how much they, like, love Hassan and how they think he's so hot. And I was like, so it's like literally the whole lgbt.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, Hassan has us all under his spell, but it's crazy. It's crazy.

[Darian]

It's crazy.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know. I can't how. I don't know what it is.

[Darian]

I think the thighs, maybe.

[Trisha Paytas]

The thighs. Yeah.

[Darian]

You love the seat. The one where he's like, seated with the open legs, like just man spreading. Is that what it's called?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, that one. The one where he's like doing. Doing yoga poses or something.

[Darian]

But what is it? I try to understand it because I don't really quite get it. What's the sexiness of it? You want to be like, sitting on it. The thighs I get.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, I don't know.

[Darian]

I'm trying to figure out.

[Trisha Paytas]

And he also squashed the watermelon with this thigh.

[Darian]

He did?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Babe, you should do that. No, you really closed eyes are so strong. Like, I'm not kidding. Oh, my God. You should squeeze a watermelon. Have you ever tried it?

[Moses]

No, the only thing we did was the pregnancy Watermelon island.

[Darian]

No, you go. You go in between your thighs and crush it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Probably do it. Your legs are strong. He does that. Very strong.

[Moses]

Yeah, you did they do the little one or the big one?

[Trisha Paytas]

I think it was big.

[Moses]

Cuz the big one I would imagine is easier.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Darian]

We're getting a watermelon tonight and trying it. Would you mash it on Tik Tok?

[Trisha Paytas]

It was pretty big. Yeah.

[Moses]

Okay. Cuz that's easier.

[Darian]

How long did it take him? A couple seconds.

[Trisha Paytas]

Let's see.

[Darian]

Or is it a slow squeeze?

[Moses]

If you can do it, you can do it. It's kind of. It needs.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, wow. He did it for charity too. He raised $115,000.

[Darian]

What? How? Raise 150,000.

[Moses]

I'll do it for 100k.

[Darian]

Get. Get on Tik Tok live. Get this.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think we did it for like, Planned Parenthood, so. Yeah.

[Darian]

Okay, we'll do it. Let's go. Damn, that's crazy.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I guess that was in 2022. I guess.

[Darian]

I get it. I. I'm like, truly trying to think about it.

[Trisha Paytas]

He's big, he's handsome. He's woke. He's. He's. He's one of those ones. It's like him, the basement. Yard boys. I don't know, they just got that, like, hold over over the lgbt. Like it is. It's wild.

[Darian]

A hot guy's a hot guy.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. They'll do it. Harry Jowsey or Styles Chest. Oh, I thought you were listening other men. Yes, yes. He's got the hair.

[Darian]

Yeah. I think people like that.

[Trisha Paytas]

He really does, you know?

[Darian]

Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

I don't knock it. I don't see it. I was like, rob people again. I don't see hotness. I don't think. I don't think I see hotness. I really don't. And like most people are just ugly. Unless you're Moses. Everyone else, I'm like, oh.

[Trisha Paytas]

Or Mr. Shoe. That's your.

[Moses]

I keep seeing tick tocks of his lately.

[Trisha Paytas]

I do too.

[Darian]

These little spoken. He's so serious. Which ones do you see? Like him like his 1. His performance where he's just like.

[Moses]

No, he was like doing the.

[Darian]

Oh, the thong. Well, that's from Glee.

[Moses]

And there's another one that they just speed up his performance. He's just seeing like.

[Darian]

Oh yeah.

[Moses]

Just like he's like running on stage,

[Darian]

like laying on his back, his feet up. There's one where he's like really serious and he's. Oh my God. I think he's talking about his like. Well, the 911 one was one thing, but then he's talking about something that was like even like worse than 9 11. But it wasn't like that crazy. It was. And he's. I don't know. I love. He's gonna be on Broadway's gonna be on Just in time. He's taking over Jonathan Groff for three weeks in between Jonathan Groff and Jeremy Jordan playing Bobby Darren is Matthew Morrison for three weeks in April. And I might be going to New York for that one thing, I think. I tell you, bleep it, Jimmy. Can I go see Matthew Morrison in Just in Time? Like I. I really do love him. I really do love him. Gay?

[Trisha Paytas]

No, No, I don't think so. His 911 story was a girl.

[Darian]

Wow. I don't know. But he's never come out as buyer

[Trisha Paytas]

pan or also he was trying to get with that one contestant allegedly Dancing with the Stars and it was a girl.

[Darian]

Part of me thinks maybe, you know, it's like when David o' Brien I love strippers. You know what I mean? Like, it's like, okay, like no one just goes around moving around me. Like I love.

[Trisha Paytas]

Is Matthew Morrison doing that? Is he. Is he proclaiming at his one man show? I love. I love munching box. Give me that bang.

[Darian]

Like I'm just saying when you have all these like girl encounters, it seems like you. What? It's a little sus.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Darian]

Anyway, he doesn't get me straight. I don't ever. Like a straight man is like cool or anything, but Matthew Morgan's kind of cool.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Darian]

I like him. I wish I could go to one of his. All his one man shows are like in the. In like the Midwest. There's like none here. There's zero happening in California.

[Trisha Paytas]

He should host it.

[Darian]

He's one man.

[Trisha Paytas]

Morrison's one man show presented by just Trish.

[Darian]

I would love. I did ask him to him on the podcast and I have not gotten a response from it. But I do love Matthew. I love Glee.

[Moses]

I mean, he apparently addressed the rumors being gay. Yeah.

[Darian]

Would you type in Matthew Morrison Gay?

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Did you? Gay.

[Moses]

And the answer was Matthew. Matthew Morrison is not gay. Highlighted.

[Trisha Paytas]

Highlighted.

[Darian]

Who said? There's no AI chat. GPT.

[Moses]

Just Google search. He is a heterosexual man who has addressed rumors about his sexuality throughout his career. The Glee actor has stated he is comfortable with his own truth.

[Darian]

Ah, there it is.

[Moses]

Strong supporter of the.

[Darian]

There it is. But there it is.

[Moses]

He's been married to Renee Puente since 2014.

[Darian]

Oh, he's married.

[Moses]

Children.

[Darian]

Well, so there's such a thing as lavender marriage. Honestly. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Gay or straight. Honestly, be straight like him, though. I take it back. I didn't know.

[Trisha Paytas]

No matter. Gay, straight or bi? Lesbian. Transgender. Live. You're on the right track.

[Darian]

It's straight in there.

[Trisha Paytas]

Born to Survive. You want Lady Gaga to re edit.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Edit that song.

[Darian]

Yeah. Because they're always awful. The ones that are fully like, I'm just straight. Like, okay. No, you're not. Not fully. That's annoying. That's annoying. I didn't know he was married. Ew. Hate it. Okay. I really thought he was gay. Kind of. Or at least, you know, there. But not there. Not out there.

[Moses]

He doesn't. He's not following you. You. So.

[Darian]

Exactly.

[Moses]

There you go.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's the test. The litmus test.

[Darian]

I've been commenting. Whatever. I love Glee. They should be. I had Glee news. I had something. There was Glee news in the news. God, I'm on Glee. Tick tock. Who was it? Oh, Liam, Michelle and Jonathan Groff got back together. There's like a show where kids. Have you seen it? They're like. There's like celebrity substitute teachers and the kids ask them questions. Did you see this? Like, a little girl is interviewing Liam, Michelle and Lee. Michelle's like, what's your talent? And she goes, I can. I can read you. I can, you know, read you or whatever. So they did this, like, little bit. And then she was like, oh, God, it was so funny. And Jonathan Groff did it with Lea Michelle. Oh, that's. Is that the new tick tock they did?

[Trisha Paytas]

I think.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Celebrity substitute you never seen.

[Darian]

Oh, my God, it was so good. This little girl, like, I.

[Trisha Paytas]

He has another one, I think. Yes, he is. Yeah.

[Darian]

Does he have A wife and kids, I guess.

[Trisha Paytas]

Let me make sure I feel like he does. I'm sure he's been out.

[Darian]

No, I thought he got married to, like, Idina Menzel or something.

[Trisha Paytas]

Probably came out in 2009.

[Darian]

But did he, like, marry a woman? I thought. I swear he did. I think he married the girl from Frozen Idea. I think so. No.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know who you're thinking of.

[Darian]

Jonathan Groff from Lee. Jesse James. I love him. I love him.

[Trisha Paytas]

Never.

[Darian]

He was on Amy Poehler's podcast this weekend. Weekend.

[Trisha Paytas]

And he said he was married to Dina Menzel.

[Darian]

Not on the podcast, but I swear I remember this. I'm like, the biggest Jonathan Groff fan. That's why I was like.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wait, are you. Because.

[Darian]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

You didn't even know he was gay. So how big of a fan?

[Moses]

Well, I knew he.

[Darian]

Okay, there you have a point. You got me there. You got me there.

[Trisha Paytas]

Nothing comes up that he was ever married to a woman he was dating. Zachary Quinto.

[Darian]

What?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Biggest Jonathan Groff fan.

[Darian]

Bravely and heroes. They're like, okay, it up a dating. I suppose. That's crazy.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Wow. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Wow. That's Blows my mind. Oh, my God, I love him. That's crazy. Okay. I love him even more work. Where do we go from there? Where were we at? I don't know.

[Trisha Paytas]

We were at Glean segment.

[Darian]

I love a Glee. I love a Glee. That's for sure.

[Trisha Paytas]

I did see a headline that an AI Zendaya and Tom Holland wedding photo passed 10 million likes. And my initial reaction was, who the hell is believing this? And then I remember that you are one of the I want to send.

[Darian]

Every time I see him, I am

[Trisha Paytas]

like, what the hell? Are we all in a mass psychosis? Why would we think that these photos would be real? Like, it's crazy. They. The original poster of at least the ones on Instagram, did add a disclaimer that they were just AI. But a lot of people, people did believe that they were real. And I'm like, please, what is going on?

[Darian]

Because we have people like you saying, oh, a hundred thousand dollars if you vote. And then people are. You're like, you are the one. You're spreading misinformation. And like, oh, wow. I can't believe people believe this. What do you mean, a blue tag mark? My mom goes to your profile. You know what I mean? Same thing. They're married. Pictures come out. Oh, my gosh, this is so cute. Like, what do you mean? It's not like we're like the apple and the fruit. Oh, my God. How did the fruit have a banana? Like, you know, we're not. Okay, we know that's not real, but if someone's like, zendaya just got married. And we see these pictures like, oh, that must be the photos.

[Trisha Paytas]

One of the photos is Tom Holland holding like a Spider man mask, though. And I'm like, that seems like something you would do.

[Darian]

They seem like they're funny, Nichi, goofy people, and they seem like they would do that. I thought they were so real.

[Trisha Paytas]

They looked real.

[Moses]

I like that.

[Darian]

I told you. There's one Rob Brown Jr. The one with all them doing three Spider Mans. Like, I love that one. I thought they were so good. I know, I know. Everyone in the comments always like, Trisha, Oscar, Moses educator on AI. But, like, it's sometimes good. I don't know. The world's ending. There's many reasons the world's going to go down. I don't know if AI is going to be the number one. Cause you know what I mean?

[Trisha Paytas]

Lumped in there for sure.

[Darian]

I mean, lumped in there, but nuclear

[Moses]

weapons, probably, but that's the thing I will be the one to use.

[Darian]

All right, well, in that case, enjoy those fruit farting in bed,

[Trisha Paytas]

I guess. Speaking of the world ending, there has been an update from an asteroid that was known by NASA as a quote city killer. And it was estimated to be around 200ft wide.

[Darian]

The asteroid?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Darian]

200ft. What's 200ft? I don't even know. Six feet is Moses. What's. So how many of those. What is this room? I'm so bad at this kind of stuff. Like metrics.

[Moses]

200ft.

[Darian]

Is it this room?

[Moses]

It's probably. Probably like 70 meters.

[Darian]

God, that's the metric system. I really don't know that. I'm trying to think football field.

[Moses]

Well, football field, let's go with that.

[Darian]

Are you sure?

[Moses]

Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

A football field is 360ft, so almost a football field.

[Darian]

360ft. Okay, so not quite that big. Okay, so not that big. It's an asteroid.

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Darian]

How'd they find it?

[Trisha Paytas]

NASA found it in space, and then they estimated that it could collide with Earth in 2032. Large enough to devastate a city if it struck the planet. And they also thought that it could collide with the moon at some point. And they did consider nuking the asteroid, which.

[Darian]

Well, why didn't they, like, stop it? That's what I never understand. It's like, oh, it hit us. It was coming like 10 years away. It's like, well, stop it then. Why didn't they do that? Not like there's humans there. You know what I mean? They're nuking other things. It's like, why don't we. We nuke an asteroid coming to destroy us.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's so funny. It's true. Yeah. Because I was gonna ask what you would do if you were. If you were, you know, advising NASA on this matter.

[Darian]

Well, I'm advising them right now to nuke it. It's a. Nuke it. Like, if you see it coming, get it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. You know, and they did, like, they run the calculations and now they're saying that they're ruling out that it would collide with the moon or Earth. They're saying it would. Would, like, narrowly pass by. But I guess if there's even a chance, then.

[Darian]

Right.

[Trisha Paytas]

Why not just go and nuke that thing, you know?

[Darian]

Well, yeah, I feel like they don't have any precautions any other time. So this is the time. Who does it? Who does it? Who has the military. Like, who does it?

[Trisha Paytas]

That's true. Who is the one. Can you send a nuke into space like that?

[Moses]

In theory, yeah. I mean, boy, if you miss it, then it goes around, comes back.

[Darian]

That is scary. You just send a nuke into space. Space. And what is a nuke?

[Moses]

Most. Most missiles go out of the space.

[Darian]

Oh, it's a missile. What's it made out of?

[Moses]

Different metals. But usually they do go out to space and come back into Earth.

[Darian]

I literally have no idea how that works. So a piece of metal goes up there and it's like an explosive. Like, how do you know when it

[Moses]

goes off, when it hits the thing?

[Darian]

Okay, so what if it hits, like, the moon or something? It's not supposed to hit. It just explodes, probably. That's crazy.

[Moses]

That'd be a big mess. From meteor to the moon.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's.

[Darian]

That's wild. It's giving minions to the moon. Or that big. You remember that crypto coin that was like, to the moon. Remember?

[Moses]

Yeah, all of them. Yeah, yeah, to the moon.

[Darian]

I don't know. One of our editors put that in one of the Trish talks. And I was like, I don't get this. He's like, shout out, Taylor. But I was like. And it was like a crypto thing popped up.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm like, what? I didn't know that was happening.

[Darian]

You're not a crypto, bro.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, Any. I was thinking about this too, because I was like, in my next vlog, vlog number two, I Was talking about, like, houses and stuff. And I literally have to do a disclaimer. Like, if you are a man, first of all, the demographic would lean towards women, but if there's an odd chance that there's a man watching this, trying to leave, like, financial advice in the comments, like a. You don't want to hear it like, that. Even the concept of getting financial advice from a man, I'm like, no, I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't. I don't want to hear about crypto, anything. Oh, investments telling me, you know, what the interest rates. This, that. And third, like, if you're a man, I don't want to hear from you.

[Darian]

No, I know same. And I was like, you should get a financial advisor. I was like, I'm not gonna listen to anyone. Like, don't get those. Dior is my financial advice. Yeah. Which now I'm starting to second guess. I know you'll, like, text me. And I'm like, this is house. You'll be like, this one's cheaper, but this one's a little more. And I like it the more. I always say, like, this is a little more. Get that. Well, the view. It's on a hill. Maybe the. I'm like, no, just get the one. I always do think sometimes. Yeah, but you know what? You're right. Makes sense. It doesn't always mean it's better. You're right, you're right, you're right. Well, I'll consult my financial advisor, Moses, and I'll go back to you.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, that's how it has to work.

[Darian]

Defer. I'll make up the decision if it's good or not.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, there you go.

[Darian]

You know, he. I will say, say, Mo's very good with finances. Yeah, he. He's very good. I remember when I met you, and I was like, how do you have this much money? He's like, I just save.

[Moses]

Go.

[Darian]

And I was like, oh. I'm like, do you ever spend money on anything? He's like, you just bought a car when I met you. And you're like, I bought a car. And I was like, okay.

[Moses]

I would spend. But your case was so extreme. You would spend everything every month.

[Darian]

We spent nothing.

[Moses]

Like, everything. Like, if she got 200,000, she'll figure out the budget. How do I spend 200,000?

[Darian]

How was the budget?

[Moses]

She get. Whatever. Yeah.

[Darian]

I met you had so much money. I was like, how? And he told me. I think we told him how much you made a month. And I was Just like, I get this much, and you're like, I just saved it. You said you spent money on food.

[Moses]

You ought to eat on many things, but at the end of the day, I would not buy. You don't have many things that you would buy.

[Darian]

You're minimal.

[Moses]

Not too minimal.

[Darian]

You. You don't have things.

[Moses]

I do. I think I do.

[Darian]

Where are they?

[Moses]

In my office, in my building. Like, it's.

[Darian]

I never seen any of your things.

[Moses]

It's just different kind of things.

[Darian]

I'm so confused. Why don't you spend money on your artwork?

[Moses]

Yeah, it could be art tools, for example. Materials to make art usually be a camera, a light. Like, things, you know, technology.

[Darian]

Well, I consider these just part of the business. I don't really consider them spending money on things. It's an investment.

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Darian]

He had lava mics before I even had lava mics.

[Trisha Paytas]

Lav mics.

[Darian]

Oh, yeah. What did I say? Lava. They're called lav. You love a lav mic.

[Trisha Paytas]

I do love a lav mic.

[Darian]

I just want to know how to, like, work it on my phone. I like the idea of people holding them, but I know.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think it's fun.

[Darian]

I just don't get them. And they don't. They don't work half the time. When I did the thing with a 24, like, half the time I just network.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think you try. You got to get a good one, I guess. Yeah. You're on topic.

[Darian]

Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, there was breaking news from TMZ that really took the Internet by a storm.

[Darian]

Oh, did I? Maybe I know this one. Tmz. What happened on tmz?

[Trisha Paytas]

They had exclusive news. Are you ready for it?

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

You're going to want to sit down for this one. Kayla, Travis and Jason Kelsey's mom, Donna Kelsey is in the middle of a home renovation. TMZ has learned. They exclusively reported this.

[Darian]

Oh, I thought this was like, a troll because it's like they phrased it like she passed. Right? Like they did it on purpose because it was like a black and white photo. Like a rage mate. That's what I'm saying. This rage made stupid. I hate when people rage rate just for the sake of it. It was so dumb because then people took it seriously, like, oh, who cares about her renovations? But they purposely did it. Like, I had a nuptial. She has put pass. Wait, what did you say? Yeah, that's what TMZ said. It's like, ahead of Travis and Taylor's nuptials, Donna Kelsey's, Donna Kelsey, pass. And it was like Black and white home inspections. It was like the second line, like,

[Trisha Paytas]

that was the follow up because this first one went viral.

[Darian]

What was the first one?

[Trisha Paytas]

It was that they posted a graphic of Donna Kelsey in front of a home that was under construction. And it was like, it said exclusive. This exclusive banner over it. And it was that she was. Her home was doing. Getting a makeover. And then it became a meme of everyone, like, making fun of TMZ because they were reporting on it as if it was like, such serious news.

[Darian]

Yeah. Like, why do we care?

[Trisha Paytas]

And then all the tweets were. They range from, you know, political to just silly. One was, millennials have now lived through two recessions. Nine, 11, Iraq and Afghanistan, a global pandemic, eight stock market crashes, and now Donna Kelsey's home renovation. So they.

[Darian]

But, like, why were they reporting?

[Trisha Paytas]

That's what everyone. The whole Internet was wondering the same thing. And the article was, like, so serious as well. It was. According to official records filed last month, Taylor Swift's future mother in law appears to be redoing her two bedroom, two bathroom, 1434 square foot pad in Orlando, Florida. The documents show Donna has hired a company to replace nine windows and six doors at the home.

[Darian]

Oh, my God. That doesn't sound like a renovation. It sounds like someone broke in or something. Like, that's crazy. Just doors and windows. That's not like a whole. How do they know this? How does she have money? Do you ever wonder that?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, don't worry, she's no trainers. Well, she's like a spokesperson for a lot of things. She just did a paparazzi walk to promote Ziploc. Like, she literally was like. She knew paparazzi were outside, so she was carrying. She was carrying a little tote. The box of Ziploc was sticking out of the tote. And then she was carrying a big freezer bag with two slices of pizza and the. And like, holding it perfectly so you can see Ziploc. So it was like toe over the shoulder with a Ziploc coming out. And then holding the Ziploc bag. And then she was smiling for the paparazzi. And I was like, what? She's gotta pay for those home renovations, so let her do the paparazzi walk.

[Darian]

That's such a smart marketing. Oh, my God. Was it real paparazzi?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, it was real paparazzi. Wow. The art of the paparazzi walk. Never forget it.

[Darian]

Oh, my. We gotta do ours. We gotta do our Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello one. What are we holding? Holding, though we Gotta hold something. Cool. Wait, that's so cool. So she is getting actually paparazzi.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Darian]

Oh my gosh.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. And she's, she's a marketing queen at this point. And I'd love, you know, it's a, it's a humble, a humble home. Just a two bedroom, two bathroom in Orlando. I feel like. Actually, no. Jimmy said Florida was kind of expensive in Orlando, so maybe not.

[Darian]

Yeah. Because Disney.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Is that where she lives?

[Trisha Paytas]

I guess she has a home there. I don't know if she still lives there, but.

[Darian]

Oh my gosh. I would love to move to Florida one Sunday.

[Trisha Paytas]

But you won't even visit the state of Florida.

[Darian]

Well, I like Disney actually, so I take it back. I actually have three Florida dates coming up. So three shows happening. I was like, well, when I gone to every single market except for Florida, I was like, let's, let's go a weekend in Florida. I don't mind Florida. I'm watching minus the gators. The alligators are crazy. But I, I like the idea of going to like living by Disney World. Kind of sounds fun. Maybe, Maybe one day.

[Trisha Paytas]

You never been to Disney World Once. Oh, okay.

[Darian]

I want with someone who hated it, which was like the worst ever. Whenever we go to Disney World, someone who's not happy is like the worst. It's actually, it's actually the worst feeling because you should be happy and everyone's just like miserable and you're just like, why, why are we here? But I would like to go back one day when the kids are like, little older. Actually, I'd like to go to Tokyo Disney first. They actually say it's cheaper to fly to Tokyo and go to Disney there than it is to go to Disney World.

[Trisha Paytas]

I believe it. Disney World is expensive as hell.

[Darian]

Have you been?

[Trisha Paytas]

No. I remember looking. When was it? When we were gonna go on vacation last summer. I think we were. I was like, maybe we can do or like Orlando for Disney Universal. Because also the, the Universal, whatever it's called. The how to train your dragon.

[Darian]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

And it was, it was literally cheaper to go to Hawaii for a week than go to crazy three days. I was like, okay, well, it is.

[Darian]

No, when we did it, we did like a five day trip to Disney. I think it was like a hundred thousand dollars.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's crazy.

[Darian]

Crazy. Alicia Marie had a hot take on Disney this past week on Pretty Basic. She said that she did not like Epcot. She said that it was the worst of all the parks and she didn't know why people liked it, which was kind of a fierce take because, like, I get it. She's like, really? It's like if you like drinking because you can drink. But no, now the older I get, I'm kind of like. It's kind of cool because you can visit every single country in like one little trip, you know. Plus, it's does have. It does have rides. I think Remy was asking. Remy hasn't been. Yes. If there was rides. And there are rides. They have Hydro Train youn dragon. They have frozen. They have quite a few rides there. It's interesting. I was like, well, okay. Just a hot take from her out of nowhere. I really like basic. Pretty basic. I feel like that podcast doesn't get enough credit. I think just in general, there's not enough girl female podcasts out there. I try to find the one that you talked about. I couldn't find it anywhere. The neighbors.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Look into them, but they don't have a video.

[Darian]

One. One they do.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

It was on YouTube.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

I literally looked right after and I was like, I couldn't find it. I went to YouTube.com upstair neighbors.

[Trisha Paytas]

Neighbors podcast.

[Darian]

You just type it in though. On YouTube. But what's the URL?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, you went to. You went.

[Darian]

Okay, Upstairs neighbors.

[Trisha Paytas]

Upstairs neighbors podcast is the URL.

[Darian]

Oh, see? And ours is just Trish. Podcast is the URL. So you have to like say the whole thing. Because it said like it was like not there. It went to something else and not there. And I was like, okay, this is not it.

[Trisha Paytas]

I mean the search bar on YouTube exists, Mama. You know you can.

[Darian]

But that's so much harder if you go to YouTube.com flopcast I bet it comes up to Paige and Molly. You know, but yeah, I get it. We couldn't have just Trish either. We had to have just Trish Pod. I think we're just Pod. Actually.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's even more confusing.

[Darian]

What are you? YouTube.com Oscar Gracie?

[Trisha Paytas]

I think so.

[Moses]

See?

[Darian]

Easy.

[Trisha Paytas]

But maybe not.

[Darian]

YouTube.com Moses Hackman. YouTube.com blondesandalform Right.

[Trisha Paytas]

Right.

[Darian]

You know how to find it. You know, make it easy.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, if you are looking for a job. Anybody. Wendy's is now offering a position that's called Chief Tasting Officer. And you can earn a hundred thousand dollars a year. And it includes light travel mostly to other Wendy restaurant and Wendy's restaurants.

[Darian]

What do you have to try? You have to try everything though. Sauce.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Because applicants are being asked to submit a video explaining why they should be chosen. And. And the company is encouraging candidates to show off their Tasting skills and creativity. It will involve tasting Wendy's food, creating content and potentially appearing in advertisements.

[Darian]

Should we do a Patreon selling ourselves to Wendy's?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, like us applying for the job. That would kind of be a gap. Right?

[Darian]

Wednesday. Let's do it. Let's get all the Wendy's menu I items and really show how we could be taste testers and why we deserve a hundred thousand.

[Trisha Paytas]

It literally sounds like a position that you've inspired. Because the person selected could also produce vlog check ins, taste trending content and other media around the Wendy's items.

[Darian]

How many posts are we talking? Because 100000 seems a little stingy. Wendy's for you.

[Trisha Paytas]

For the vlog. It's just quarterly, so. A quarterly vlog.

[Darian]

Okay. But you're flying around to taste these.

[Trisha Paytas]

But they pay for your travel, so you get to see the. Yeah, okay, I'll do it.

[Darian]

Would you?

[Trisha Paytas]

I mean that's more than I make at my other job. 100,000 a year just to eat Wendy's. Sure you're.

[Darian]

You do love Wendy's. So do I. We should try the other stuff on the menu. We always get the nuggets. We always get the same. We both are. 10 piece biggie fry. Oh, they don't have biggies anymore, do they? Okay, Wendy's first step. First order of business.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yellow.

[Darian]

Bring back the yellow and the biggies. No one does that. No super size me. No biggie. No king size. Like what happened?

[Trisha Paytas]

I guess like people got fat. Yeah. Beat me too.

[Darian]

What about the people who need to eat? You know, there's people who need more.

[Trisha Paytas]

Especially now. Now everyone's going so skinny that you can bring it back, right? Yeah, yeah, I think so.

[Darian]

Charge that super size amount for them to eat one fry. You know what I mean? Because then they can be like, look at this big fry that I have. Makes you look tinier to too. Bring back those little sunroofs at the Wendy's. Those were so fun to eat at.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, I forgot about that.

[Darian]

Those are nostalgia.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

I love your baked potato. So good. Wow. We used to really get Wendy's all the time. Clock it. Jimmy edit every time we eat Wendy's. The literally. Literally probably. Actually, I remember so specifically a Wendy's mukbang where I have like green lipstick and green hair. I must have been in my St. Patrick's Day era back then too. And I was. I was like, I thought I ate so hard with that lipstick. I just. I love Wendy's. I do love Wendy's too. I love every fast food. I'm not gonna lie. There's not one fast food I don't like. I don't think. Right. Chipotle. That's a quick service, I suppose.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, yeah.

[Darian]

There was a tiktoker who said she gained. She drank a Baja Blast every morning for a month and gained 15 pounds. I shouldn't change anything else on her diet. Think it's that much in a Baja Blast? It feels like it's just a drink. How much can that sugar mountain do? What?

[Trisha Paytas]

Calories scales up to 420 calories for a Baja Blast. That's what it says on the Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew. Baja Blue Blast. That's what it says on the Taco Bell website.

[Darian]

420 calories?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. For a large o.

[Darian]

Sounds good, though. That sounds tasty. It's also green. You can get the Baja Blast. What's that? It's like protein. Have you seen that?

[Trisha Paytas]

No.

[Darian]

God. It's called. Like. Is it. What's a peptide? Is it a peptide? A Baja Blast. Someone was saying something today and like, what is that? And they're like, it's something to get muscle or protein or something. Something.

[Trisha Paytas]

A protein flavor.

[Darian]

Baja Blast. Like for gains. Yeah. They just had to live Moss events. Everybody went there. We never get invited to that award show.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, is it the Baja Blast? Creatine?

[Darian]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Darian]

What is creatine they talked about this morning? Glam. What is that?

[Trisha Paytas]

Creatine. It. It's recommended to take, especially if you're working out. It just helps with muscle recovery, really? So your muscles recover and then they can grow, but it helps them with growth because they recover better, and then you can work them out again. And it helps with the muscle development.

[Darian]

So this creatine is Baja Blast flavored?

[Trisha Paytas]

Let me see what they're. Oh, I think they're just mixing it with their. Yeah, they're just putting the powder because it's a powder that you can mix,

[Darian]

but it's Baja Blast flavored. Or they're putting the powder in the Baja Blast.

[Trisha Paytas]

It doesn't taste like anything, so. Yeah, you just mix it with whatever you're drinking.

[Darian]

Oh, okay. Themed it like a specific specific Baha blah scented flavored one or something. Okay. Do you do creatine?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I take it in a capsule, though, because I hate mixing it.

[Darian]

Ever tried Muscle Milk? Yes, but you don't like it. What was that? I kind of like it.

[Trisha Paytas]

I like. I like the taste of it.

[Darian]

I want one right now.

[Trisha Paytas]

It sounds so good, but it's like. Yeah, I Mean, it's a lot of protein, but it's also high calories. So you just have to be careful how many calories. It's like kind of like a meal.

[Darian]

Like 200, right?

[Trisha Paytas]

280.

[Darian]

Oh, well, less than Baja Blast.

[Trisha Paytas]

True.

[Darian]

That's crazy. I do love them, though. They're very delicious. They have 40 grams. 40 grams of protein. I do love them. I guess I use them kind of as a meal replacement, not just as, like, a little drink.

[Trisha Paytas]

Speaking of fitness, you went. You did the LA marathon, didn't you?

[Darian]

I wish I didn't know what was happening. I would have. We should have.

[Trisha Paytas]

I kind of saw. I saw the tiktoks of you running.

[Darian]

Running.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I figured that's what you were training.

[Darian]

Was there actually running or not? Like, it looked like me.

[Trisha Paytas]

It was on your account. And you were running up your driveway.

[Darian]

I didn't know that was happening. I could have totally done it. We could have done it. Mostly. We could have put, like, numbers on us. Damn. We really missed that opportunity. We should do the fitness test for Patreon up and down the. My driveway. It is a good one. That's a workout.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

It's a steep one.

[Trisha Paytas]

Damn. The LA Marathon is 26.2 miles.

[Darian]

We should have done it. Where did it end? Was it going through the Grove? I think I saw people, like, posting where it was at and stuff.

[Trisha Paytas]

Dodger Stadium. And it went through Beverly. It started at Dodger Stadium and it ended in Century City.

[Darian]

Yes, yes, yes. Because I follow this guy shout out. And we're. He owns Cafe Land Land. Where? In Century City Mall. And he was showing all the people ending there. It's pretty amazing. Congrats. I wish we would have done that, though. I feel like that would have been a good. Patreon is like, let's do the height bike.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

You could end the marathon. The Wendy's testers, the.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know how I feel about the. The marathon.

[Darian]

You don't think you do. You do it. You're a runner.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm track star.

[Darian]

Are you not?

[Trisha Paytas]

No. I feel like.

[Darian]

I feel like you could. I feel like I'm getting better at running, actually.

[Trisha Paytas]

The 26.2, we can walk some of it. That's just so long in the heat. It's, like, hot. So many people.

[Darian]

I think it motivates you more. Especially when it's windy. It was windy. This was it this weekend? Yes, very windy. Most night. Our usual walk takes us usually 55 minutes. We got done in 45 minutes with the wind.

[Trisha Paytas]

With the wind.

[Darian]

Seriously, it was so windy. Was like, it's so windy. We shouldn't go. Cuz it's like whatever. But it actually made us go faster.

[Trisha Paytas]

You think you could do that 26.2 mile?

[Darian]

Yeah. Okay, well, when I think walking. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, well, when we were doing our fitness test for Patreon, you were, you were mad. Playing horse outside because it was too hot. Doing basketball.

[Darian]

Well, that's like in the middle of like literally a basketball court that's like attracting sun. This one you could have.

[Moses]

As opposed to.

[Darian]

Yeah, you could have, you could have your sun hat on fan go. You know what I mean? You could be prepared. That one. I'm just like, I think I was in lamb still. I was like, oh my God, this is so hot. But now also I'm more conditioned now

[Trisha Paytas]

because you are more conditioned.

[Darian]

I'm outside, you know, I think I could do it. I think we could do it. If I did it with some, somebody would push me and motivate me.

[Trisha Paytas]

I guess so. It's just so long and then I see like all the tick tocks and everyone was posting their, their marathon stories and I was like, I love just like sitting here on my couch on this Sunday. I can't imagine.

[Darian]

Oh, it was a Sunday.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Yeah, I could have done it on a Sunday. Can you join at the end and just pick. We made it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, that's what I'm kind of thinking. Like, can you, you start. Okay, we, we run, right? Like, we start the beginning. Beginning. We go for like maybe 0.75 miles, right? And then we kind of take a turn for a second. Moses has the car, he takes us, drives us from Dodger Stadium to Century City. Or maybe like a mile away from Century City.

[Darian]

Yeah. So we finish with everybody.

[Trisha Paytas]

I mean, can you maybe like, who cares checking like that. As long as you're not.

[Moses]

You don't get caught.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, as long as you don't go.

[Darian]

Yeah. No, but like, even if you get caught, what, who cares is. You know what I mean? Like, why does it matter? Just let people. Let them, as they say, as Mel Robert said, just let them. You do what I mean, like, does it. Because you're not cutting in front of anybody to like get somewhere sooner.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, see, that was like, it is a big deal whoever, like won. I know the first person who crossed the, the finish line, he was in the news for, for being first, I guess. But if you're like 30th or 50th, like, who cares, right?

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Let me like fake It.

[Darian]

Yeah, we should do that. Try it next time.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Because if you're in a century City Malthough Dodgers didn't all is crazy.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's. I mean, literally 26, like, that's like me running from like where I live to here, right? It's like.

[Darian]

You should try it. See how long it takes you.

[Trisha Paytas]

The concept of that is crazy.

[Darian]

That is crazy. But you probably could go back streets. You don't have to go on the freeway. How do we do it? Are they going on the freeway?

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, they close all the streets so the people like they make a route.

[Darian]

Streets.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know the exact route.

[Darian]

110. They're closing.

[Moses]

I know. That's the streets. Like the.

[Darian]

You can do back streets from Dodger Stadium to Century City.

[Trisha Paytas]

So p. I have a map. Yeah, look.

[Moses]

Yeah, you can.

[Darian]

Wow.

[Trisha Paytas]

See, look, they have a whole map.

[Darian]

Damn.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's quite impressive.

[Darian]

Should try it. We should try. That would be cool to like have go down the shut down streets of LA and just kind of like run through them. That's kind of fun. I guess. I think we could do it. I think we could do it.

[Trisha Paytas]

God, that is so far. I really. I guess we just start running. I mean, you kind of are training already. You got your waist trainer. You're running up the incline here in your driveway, doing Pilates. That is technically training, right?

[Darian]

I'm excited for our next fitness challenge. I really feel like I'm gonna crush it.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think you will too.

[Darian]

Slowly but surely. I may need one more month of it. But I mean, hiking I can do. But maybe another month of training and I think I'll get there.

[Trisha Paytas]

And then you'll get to the marathon level?

[Darian]

Yeah, I think so.

[Trisha Paytas]

Maybe we start like at a shorter marathon and work our way up.

[Darian]

What's a shorter marathon?

[Trisha Paytas]

What's it called? Disney has a marathon, right? They're pretty short.

[Moses]

Short.

[Darian]

I think just around Disneyland.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think so. Yeah.

[Darian]

I can do that. Walking weirdly at Disneyland. Even at my fattest laziest, I can walk 20 miles at Disneyland and have no problem. I'm like, oh, yeah, no problem. No, realistically, what is it, like 10 miles or something? You walk in the day and you're like, oh, that was so easy. And you look at everybody there like, okay, I'm also fat, so I can say this, but you see so many like out of shape people at Disneyland, but they're walking their little lap off. You're just like, well, damn. If we were always this active in our everyday life would be we'd be skinny. You know, it's kind of crazy, but for some reason, Disneyland, that magic. Everyone's just like, we're gonna run. I guess you're also eating churros and popcorn along the way, so.

[Moses]

Because you're working from one footstep.

[Darian]

Let's get that turkey leg. Me included. We're going to get that cream cheese pretzel. That is true. Because you never really lose weight at Disney, but you do walk time. But you're just eating so damn much. We should do a Disney challenge, actually. That'd be so fun to do a little marathon at Disney.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, man. See when the next one is.

[Darian]

That'd be so fun, actually, that I would.

[Trisha Paytas]

My friend. Oh, you know. You know Stephanie?

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. She does all the marathons. Disney one. She does to the LA marathon. Yeah.

[Darian]

She lost a bunch of weight. You said?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, she. There's a 5K, a 10K and a half marathon.

[Darian]

When?

[Trisha Paytas]

We just missed the.

[Moses]

The.

[Trisha Paytas]

It was January 29th.

[Darian]

When's the next one?

[Trisha Paytas]

April. April 16th.

[Darian]

Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. Month.

[Darian]

Can we sign up?

[Trisha Paytas]

I think so. I think you have to pay, but yeah, why not?

[Darian]

Where's the money? Go to Disneyland. Oh, they don't even do it for charity. Disney pay to walk here.

[Moses]

Thank you.

[Darian]

Oh, my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's crazy.

[Moses]

That's every day at Disney.

[Darian]

Just get a ticket then. Can you ride the rides too? Too like what?

[Trisha Paytas]

We just buy a ticket and then we just arrived.

[Darian]

We gotta go. Actually. Yeah.

[Moses]

Two people won the medal because the medal with like ears.

[Darian]

Yeah. Is it like in the morning? It's like really early. Yeah, I've always wanted to do that. It's probably like what, like 3:00am or something, huh?

[Trisha Paytas]

Probably.

[Darian]

Wait, that's so fun. Actually, we should do that. That's so fun.

[Trisha Paytas]

Let's do it. I would try that.

[Darian]

What's 5K?

[Trisha Paytas]

How long is a 5K? Let's see.

[Moses]

It's like five times hour walk, probably three miles. That's.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, we could do it easily.

[Darian]

Three miles.

[Trisha Paytas]

5K is 5 kilometers, which is equivalent to 3.1 miles. So I think that's the. That's the shortest one. Yeah.

[Darian]

Oh, we could easily do that. Can you run it? How fast could you run up three miles? You said you do a mile, like eight minutes or something, don't you?

[Trisha Paytas]

On the elliptical? Elliptical is different though.

[Darian]

Pretty good.

[Trisha Paytas]

The half marathon is 13 miles. I guess the half marathon is the hardest. Yeah. The 5k, we'd be the 4. I feel like we could cross the finish line and then I'd Be the one to break it.

[Darian]

Maybe you. I'm definitely not betting my money. I can do it, but, like, in an hour and a half, maybe.

[Trisha Paytas]

Maybe two hours. It depends who the competition is, right? We start taking them out, we start going for people's needs.

[Darian]

You might be able to. Are you a fast runner? I know you're fast.

[Trisha Paytas]

So fast. I mean, remember the stairs challenge?

[Moses]

I mean, I can run the three

[Trisha Paytas]

mile, but how fast? I don't know.

[Darian]

How fast are you fast? I don't. I guess I never seen you run. I've seen you walk. Walked fast, but. But you guys should do it. I want to see.

[Moses]

But I think it's all flat, right?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah,

[Moses]

we can do it really fast. Oh, that's what I would imagine.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Okay, let's do that. You guys. I also want to see who would win. I feel like one of you guys. You guys should go as fast as you can. I'm definitely not going to be there, but, I mean, I'll be there just behind. I would love to see babe start training now. You're such a fast walker.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think Moses is, like, the fast.

[Darian]

I don't know. I feel like you do a lot of cardio. Like. Like, you're. I mean, I do think Moses is fast, but I think you will go to the gym.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, I think Moses would be fast. I think.

[Darian]

Okay, we're gonna do it.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think if it was the whole crew, I think it would be Moses, then Jimmy, then me. As far as.

[Darian]

Is Jimmy a fast runner?

[Trisha Paytas]

I think so, because he has really long legs. Like, him and Moses have long legs.

[Darian]

So I think they would be really fast.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

I'm so excited for this. Oh, my God. We're gonna do. And you get. Mickey, does everyone get a medal or just the people who win every.

[Trisha Paytas]

If you participate, you get a medal. Yeah.

[Darian]

I'm afraid of this. This is so fun. And it's like, before the park opens. That sounds so fun. 1 and then you can just, like, stay and eat popcorn. Yeah, Done. Disney, sign us up. They should raise money for something, though. Like, how much is it? You probably have to pay a thousand dollars to get in there before anything else opens. That's so. That's kind of wild. That's fun. I love that. Is it Coachella weekend, though? April 16th.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's 145 for a 5K and over 275 for the full marathon.

[Darian]

And what does it say? Where do you start?

[Moses]

You pay by the kilometer.

[Darian]

Yeah. You have to pay more. Run. Oh, my God. The thing is so distracting. By your. The picture. What is that?

[Trisha Paytas]

That is.

[Darian]

Has it been going the whole time

[Moses]

for like past few weeks. Which one?

[Darian]

I feel I should warn people at home. Like strobe warning. That could be like triggering this little thing. Oh my God, that's so distracting. You should probably tell people like before,

[Trisha Paytas]

like this morning with your voice, right?

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Darian]

That's so distracting.

[Moses]

How is it distracting? That's. That's like what you have in studios. This is how I monitor the sound waves.

[Darian]

Do you like that, Oscar? Be honest.

[Moses]

I can change it. So this is how we broadcast. Okay. This is how it broadcast.

[Darian]

Who the hell was that? What? Babe? I love it. But that's kind of crazy, right?

[Trisha Paytas]

For our audio listeners, there is a new prop behind Moses in which it's. It kind of reminds me of a twitch. Like a twitch streaming setup where it's like a light.

[Darian]

Would you like.

[Trisha Paytas]

Reminds me of a twitch streamer. Like, I feel like a phase clan would have that.

[Darian]

Yeah, that. That. Yeah. Okay. I didn't know that was there. That's so distracting. It's on camera.

[Moses]

What? What do you.

[Darian]

That's crazy. And no one said anything. Has there been no comments about it?

[Moses]

I think it's such a tiny thing on the screen.

[Darian]

Oh my God. That's crazy. That's like making me go dizzy. Whoa. Okay, well.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh my God.

[Darian]

Anyways, where are we starting on this marathon? Is it a pirates? Where do we start? Start?

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know. The about of the marathon.

[Darian]

I need to get some leggings for underneath my shorts so I can really not chafe that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh my God. That was always the worst part of going to theme parks as a kid

[Darian]

was the chafing biker shorts.

[Trisha Paytas]

God, me at SeaWorld especially. I was a kid. Okay, Before. Before Blackfish. Pre Blackfish. But that was always the worst shoe because damn, you get a little soaked at Shamu Stadium. And that saltwater chase is something fierce.

[Darian]

Yes, I got that so bad.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes, I was always had that saltwater chafe and it was rough.

[Darian]

Yeah, it was really bad. I one time pooped my pants on the way home from SeaWorld when I was a kid. When I was six years old and my dad like screamed at me. He's like, who? You pooped your pants? Oh my gosh. You got so pissed.

[Trisha Paytas]

See, Benny Blanco would have applauded you for that. So maybe. Maybe Benny Blanco will be a great dad for that.

[Darian]

I think it's different when you're a full adult pooping your pants versus a six year old child. I was like well dang am. I always remember my dad like screaming at me and now that I have kids, I couldn't imagine scream at my kid for like going poop on accident. Like I want to. He thinks I wanted to just poop in his new Cadillac. No, I think I probably had to stop. He's probably like hold it. Like I, I know for sure that was like one of those things. But because of that I'm a really good holder now. I can hold like literally like 18 hours. I can hold so long and it's like, you know, tomato, tomato.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, I had another marathon Hot topic that I forgot about. There was a tick tocker that went viral for doing a fight running a 5k in a plane bathroom for 59 minutes. Like he was locked himself in the airplane bathroom and then was like doing the like running in place basically, I guess to equate for those like three miles or whatever for 59 minutes. And I think jail. I think jail. If you were in the hotel vlogging the airplane bathroom for 59 minutes for this little tick tock. I think prison. And I know.

[Darian]

Oh, he was filming it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, he made. It was for a tick tock.

[Moses]

But tick tock is the most 10 minutes like you could have just.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think it was. Yeah. Yeah.

[Darian]

I mean that is so stupid.

[Moses]

I mean who cares?

[Darian]

I know social media really has brought out like the dumbness in people and just like, like you said, who. Okay, Timothy Chamber over there. Who cares? Who cares about someone does this guy does. Guess people who watched it cared. I guess. You know, like, I mean, yes, you're right. Your perspective is good. Cuz it's like why are you holding up the bathroom for other people?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes, cuz I am. Some like I, I drink so much water that I have to pee a lot. And I get so anxious on planes because I'm like mapping out and timing like my bathroom run so I'm not going like a million times. I'm like spacing out. I'm like, okay, after two episodes of this show, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. You know what I mean? And then if someone is in there hogging it and I. This is probably my most unpopular opinion because I know the gays like live for this kind of content. This also goes for the gays out there doing their airport thirst traps, like their airplane thirst traps. I can't stand when people are doing like taking out their schlong, getting it erect and then taking a photo of it.

[Darian]

A bathroom.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

So like I was gonna say you do Thirst traps at your office. But not those kind of thirst traps.

[Trisha Paytas]

No. First of all, it's not a thirst shop. We just.

[Darian]

You do you do you. I like it. Jimmy put it in. Oscar always. I love. That's a thirst.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's me looking.

[Darian]

You're flexing jaw. I mean, look good. Thirst trap.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, it's not thirst trap. It's just. It's a mirror selfie. If I. If I look gorgeous in it, if I happen to look gorgeous in it, it's just. I can't help it. But why I get. I love it and why I live for a 5am because it's like I get the AM. Our mirror. Our mirrors in our bathroom at my work. They have ring lights built into it.

[Darian]

Oh, you do look. Oh, that's not at the gym even. That's just your work. Oh, you do like that because you have your little pass.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes, that's my. That's my badge to get into the building.

[Darian]

And I'm the only one.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I'm like, oh, I have to take this before people come in.

[Darian]

Because then it gets like, you do look fresh. You look good.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes. And the, the lighting is just like so good because it's just like a big ring light in front of the mirror. It's like, I can't help that I look gorgeous. Like if, if that's a crime, lock me up. But I not taking time out locking. I'm not blocking people from accessing the bathroom.

[Darian]

Okay, sure. The song's not out.

[Trisha Paytas]

So long's not out. And it's like, you know, airplane. Just like one person in there and you know, the little light turns red. Everyone's staring at that light ready, waiting for it to open up so you know, people can keep it moving.

[Darian]

Did no one check on him? Are like, are you okay?

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. Like, who let him stay in there for 59 minutes?

[Moses]

He misunderstood the idea of what the Mile High Club is is. He thought you're supposed to run a mile.

[Darian]

I guess you're right. Maybe he misunderst, misunderstood.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, let me join the Mile High club. I'm going to run a 5k in there.

[Darian]

Weird. I don't like it. Don't like it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Do not be hogging up those airplane bathrooms for content. Oh, that makes me so flights are already. Not like you got to get there early. You're waiting at the airport forever. Your flight gets delayed. And then it's like, I gotta use the bathroom. Gotta use the bathroom. And it's like, damn, if you're going to sit there, hog it either for your of content or for your random crazy marathon. Tik Tok. I'm sorry.

[Darian]

I agreed. I agree with that for sure. I think that's

[Moses]

play with kids too. Like, it's not like an adult that can hold it and wait. Like.

[Darian]

Right. Kids have to go when they have to go. How many did you get? 10 million? 20 million? 100 million. Better get something big if I see those six digits. 100 million.

[Trisha Paytas]

I saw on Twitter and it got 5 million views. Let me find the original TikTok.

[Darian]

Who is it? Is it. Is it an Alf person or just someone you know? Or just. Just viral.

[Trisha Paytas]

I saw it in the news.

[Darian]

Oh, you have such a weird news run. I like it. You're the backbone of the show with it. But I just like, where do you see this news? You know, de moi.

[Moses]

I have a different TikTok news.

[Darian]

Oh, you have TikTok news. Oh, I love Moses has a hot dog topic. What's your hot topic?

[Moses]

It's a quick one.

[Darian]

Okay.

[Moses]

Did you see the Jonas Brothers?

[Darian]

No, no, no, no.

[Moses]

Okay, so this is Jonas Brothers. They're manifesting, getting to play South America this year.

[Trisha Paytas]

3.

[Darian]

Is that new?

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Darian]

What is that? Luck. The luck of the Trish is here. What is happening? Wait, that's. I never think.

[Moses]

I really don't know who I am. Sound for manifestation.

[Darian]

Me on Guinness World Records. Fastest talker. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Jonas Brothers. Why didn't you cast me in Camp Rock? I.

[Moses]

This probably wasn't there this season because I was like.

[Darian]

When I did that, I was like, I don't know if they know who I am. I feel like they know who I am. That would have eaten so hard. I'm so mad. That's like the one role I really think should have been mine. No offense to anyone who got cast in that role. You probably are amazing. But like, that should have been my role.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm dying to find out.

[Darian]

I know. And I can't wait to show you my self tape. One week after I gave birth to Aquaman. I was looking so fly. I was looking so good. I had the confidence. Damn it. That's amazing. Amazing. Wow. I'm very popular with my. With my sounds. Jonas Brothers, a RuPaul himself.

[Moses]

That was a good one.

[Darian]

Wow. This is that. That made me happy. Was that today? That just now?

[Moses]

A couple of days ago.

[Darian]

Oh, we live together. Never. Why would you tell me that?

[Moses]

When I see something, I just save it. I have like a playlist for the podcast. I just save it there.

[Darian]

But why would you have show me

[Moses]

that in real life because we wouldn't get this reaction.

[Darian]

I had a little bit of. I was a little bit grumpy on Saturday. That would have been the perfect thing to cheer me up. If you had it on Saturday and you were.

[Moses]

I actually thought you probably saw it by then. But then.

[Darian]

But I always show you stuff. I always. I'm like, oh, my God. This. This person used my thing.

[Moses]

Yeah. I don't know. Maybe when I saw. Because sometimes I see things when I'm like, either before the show or late at night, like, you're sleeping, York.

[Darian]

Oh, my God.

[Moses]

So I save it. Then I move on.

[Darian]

RuPaul also used my sound this week to my 2019. What was the name of the video? What did I title it? I'm transgender, probably. And it just feels. I love that now we're full circle, where it's like, everyone can have a little laugh about it. You know what I mean? I was pretty serious at the time, but I do love that one. People could see my sincerity and also could just be think of as camp, too, because who knows? That's what I'm saying. Sometimes people like to say, oh, I was rage baiting, but I was like, were you or were you unwell? You know what I mean?

[Trisha Paytas]

Especially to me. I kind of. What I talked about last week with Tiffany Polar, Like, I. The idea of, like, gender dysphoria, I think was a genuine thing that you were encountering, but you just didn't have the vernacular to really articulate that in an effective way.

[Darian]

RuPaul spoke to him 10 years later, seven years later, he said, do I identify as my natural born gender male? Yes. I'm sorry if that offends anybody. Let's hear it. Poetry. Shakespeare, really. And as far as my gender, I do identify as a male. And if there are people that are uncomfortable with that, I'm not sure what to say to that, other than this is how. How I've always felt since a very young age, so.

[Trisha Paytas]

And as far as Mama, that's a lip sync for his life. Come on.

[Darian]

Knowing the words and lip sync it clearly.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Darian]

That was everything.

[Trisha Paytas]

Enunciated. It's fierce.

[Darian]

Thank you. Rue or Ru Zintern, who does the social media for him. Like, I love. Everyone thought I was teasing. Upcoming drag race judge. Not yet. Who was on that were like, that's a crazy judge.

[Trisha Paytas]

Benny Blanco.

[Darian]

Yes. That's what I was trying to think of in glam this morning.

[Trisha Paytas]

Morning.

[Darian]

You have Penny Blanco. I get it. Jojo Siwas went on Three times before me. Like, I don't understand. Like, I couldn't be on once in the middle somewhere.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, there's so many different versions of it. The UK versus the world. UK Down Under. Canada.

[Darian]

I've been to Canada. I'm going to the uk.

[Trisha Paytas]

Thailand. Like, come on one of these.

[Darian]

I'll go. I'll fly to the Philippines. I. Moses, we love the Philippines. Well, you have the Philippines. I'm gonna go with you. Like, you know, I would love.

[Trisha Paytas]

I would love any franchise. Any. Truly. Any franchise ties. You're available.

[Darian]

Oh, my God. Yeah. Never gotten that call. That was everything, though. Made me feel so good. Rue's, like, the icon. He's like, then I'll be all for me. That's like, period. He gives the.

[Trisha Paytas]

Darian, he was like. He said this so earnestly when we were watching Drag Race other the other night. He was like, I think RuPaul is the 1 celebrity. Like, I don't know what I would say if I ever saw him. Probably him and Beyonce. And he was, like, so earnest about. About it. Meanwhile, we've been to Dragon, and Rue has been, like, up in the DJ booth and, like, oh. So I don't know.

[Darian]

He never, like, gags for him when he's there.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think he was just, like, kind of again, in a. A weird, like, mental state. Because dragcon does feel like a dream, because it's like you're just kind of in a daze. Like, nothing feels real. It kind of feels like a, you know, Alice in Wonderland tease.

[Darian]

Oh, interesting. Oh, my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

When is was canceled last year, I don't know if they're gonna bring it back. Maybe they're taking a break. I don't know.

[Darian]

They got cancer.

[Trisha Paytas]

Canceled? Yeah, they didn't do it last year.

[Darian]

Wow, that's so weird.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. They gotta bring it back because I love Dragon. I love seeing all the queens.

[Darian]

I would love to go. I agree with Darian, though. I feel like RuPaul is one of those people that may be impossible to interview. I feel like I'd be, like, way too scared, way too nervous. Yeah. I don't know. Because even, like, on Caller Daddy, like, I feel like Jimmy Fallon, anytime he's been interviewed, like, he eats up the interviewer. You know what I mean? Like, he just, like, takes over. Like, the interview doesn't stand a chance. And like, Jim Palace Cooper obviously are two big ones, and they just don't stand a chance. Chance against RuPaul.

[Trisha Paytas]

I. I would be interested to see how that works. Rue has a movie coming Out, I think in a couple months. So I get in the junket. It was really.

[Darian]

I would. I don't think I could. I really do love.

[Trisha Paytas]

It was. It's a drag race movie.

[Darian]

A documentary?

[Trisha Paytas]

No, it's like a. It's directed by Adam Shankman. It's like a real. Yeah, Adam Shman. It's about two trained stewardesses who trade their regular shifts on the stank rail to work for the dazzling Glamazonian Express.

[Darian]

He said train or Tran? I didn't hear it. He said two what?

[Trisha Paytas]

Two train stewardesses.

[Darian]

Train stewardess.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Darian]

What A train stewardess.

[Trisha Paytas]

I guess, you know, you have like

[Moses]

in a high end. Like there's kind of first class on trains.

[Darian]

Never been on train. Have you? You've been on a train. When you've been on a train. Everyone's been on that train. But.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, the ones that go from literally like across the whole entire country, like. Yeah, there's sesses that, you know, come by be like, you know, whether restaurants open, blah, blah, blah.

[Darian]

Very Harry Potter.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Frogs.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Darian]

Was there shortest on the way down to San Diego.

[Trisha Paytas]

No.

[Darian]

See, there's no sword on that train. Okay. I like it. Who's in it?

[Trisha Paytas]

A lot of drag queens, actually. I think I know like Marcia. Marcia Marsha was in it.

[Moses]

Wow.

[Darian]

She's doing everything.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wow. So, yeah, there was a lot of drag. Former drag race girls. Oh, jujubee. Oh. Brooklyn Heights. Ivy woke Simone.

[Darian]

I'm dead. I've seen it. That sounds good. Ah, God. I. You know, I'll send the invitation, but I don't know, I think.

[Trisha Paytas]

Or maybe you can do, you know the.

[Darian]

A junket.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Or like the tiny Mike red carpet interviews.

[Darian]

Would love. Would love. I would get. I would cry.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's called stop. Exclamation point. That exclamation point. Train. Exclamation point.

[Darian]

Good name. I like all the exclamation points in there too.

[Trisha Paytas]

Lisa Rinna's in it.

[Darian]

Oh, my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes. Yeah.

[Darian]

She also commented. God, we really been. It's been lucky. It's been lucky this weekend with all the celebrities. I love Lisa Rena. Who's she put play herself, I think so love that goals. Honestly, I just want to play myself all the time.

[Trisha Paytas]

She's serving Lisa Rena next to jujubee, so I'm assuming she's playing Lisa right now.

[Darian]

Love.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, Latrice Royale. Okay. Rachel Bloom. Wow. Wow. This is big. This is huge.

[Darian]

Oh my gosh.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. We're. Oh yeah. Lisa Rinna commented a really random tick Tock of you too.

[Darian]

Which one was it?

[Trisha Paytas]

It was just a random clip from last. The last episode where you didn't even say Lisa Rinna too. But I think she clocked immediately that you were inspired by the cosplay.

[Darian]

Well, in my TikTok where I did the couture, she commented, so maybe she saw the same look.

[Trisha Paytas]

And she's like, I love that you're showing up in her FYP just constantly. That's so fierce.

[Darian]

We DM'd each other. I DM'd her and she DM me back in like five minutes.

[Trisha Paytas]

I live.

[Darian]

She DM me back. And I know it was her because she's like, oh, talk to my people. But she was really sweet. She's like, oh my God, you're a queen. My kids would love it. Blah blah, like. And then she talked to my posts. I have no idea where I'm gonna be at. And I was like, all right. And then I emailed and I never. At least we DM'd. And she was very sweet.

[Trisha Paytas]

So that is fierce.

[Darian]

I love Lisa Rinna.

[Trisha Paytas]

She's kind of so funny. Because my favorite comments on your wig from last week was ma. Everyone replied with the ma gif. How did I not see ma?

[Darian]

No, me too. When I. When I showed up to pilates, my teacher said, I loved your ma wig. And I was like, I love it. But then I was like. It took me a minute to process it. I was like, okay, but that is fierce.

[Trisha Paytas]

And then my other favorite one was me trying to impress DL Mike Wheeler trade. And that was probably my favorite one.

[Darian]

DL Mike Wheeler. Someone I should know? Who's DL Mike Wheeler?

[Trisha Paytas]

People, people. Noah Schn in. In Stranger Things. Cuz Noah Schn had a crush on Finn Wolf Hards. Mike. Mike Wheeler.

[Darian]

Mike Wheeler is a character.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes. Played by.

[Darian]

And he had the bull cut.

[Trisha Paytas]

Noah Schnapp is the character that had the bowl cut.

[Darian]

But they both did. Then didn't Van Wolfhard have bull cut cut too? No, he seemed like he would have one in that show.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, he had like kind of like a mop. Like a curly mop. But Noah Schnapp is one that had the. The.

[Darian]

Oh, and who's the hot one? Or who are people saying? DL Mike Wheeler. Who's not me.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, let me break it down. Me on my way to impress DL Mike Wheeler trade. So it's saying like, I am like the Noah. The phrasing of it is like me as Noah Schnapp. Because Noah Schnapp was always trying to impress Mike Wheeler. Because he had a crush on his friend Mike Wheeler.

[Darian]

He was gay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Mike.

[Darian]

I mean, Noah Schops.

[Trisha Paytas]

Noah Schnapps character was gay.

[Darian]

Confirmed.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes. He came out and that was his superpower that made him become a super.

[Darian]

That was a superpower. Okay. Frankie Grande Nachos with Super Game memoir coming out in June. That's crazy. My superpower is being gay. Love it.

[Trisha Paytas]

And then he was able to fight Vecna after that.

[Darian]

Yeah, because he was gay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes, because once he came out, he was able to access his powers, and Vecna was homophobic and was threatening to out him, which. I'm serious.

[Darian]

That's the plot.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes. Was gonna out him, and that's why he was. That was holding him back from accessing his powers. But when he. He reclaimed the power and came out, he sat the whole. The whole cast down and had a press conference to announce that he's gay.

[Darian]

No, it's not for the character. Because there's a character having a press conference.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, I forget what. No issue. Knop's character is actually Will. Will Byers.

[Darian]

Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Noah Schnapp, as Will Byers, told everyone he was gay, and then he was powerful after that.

[Darian]

That is so touching.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think you were in the writer's room with the Duffer Brothers.

[Darian]

I liked it. I like it. They should have just squirted Vecna with a bunch of glitter. I just learned this from Bob the Drag Queen. That's what they used to do. Homophobes back in the day was like, shoot cannons of glitter at them. Did you not see this clip? No, but the drag queen was talking about how he showed up during his activism era. He was on a podcast. I don't. His podcast he was on maybe his own. And he showed up to a Tracy Morgan stand up show. Because Tracy Morgan said something like, if my son was gay, I would, like, stab him in the chest or something crazy. Yeah. And I guess someone, a little boy or somebody was actually stabbed for being gay. So he, like, went. Bob drag queen went to Tracy Morgan show. Like, held the poster up. Tracy Morgan took the poster and said a bunch of, like, homophobic jokes about it. Whatever. And then Bob Drakeman was like, I had a. Like a glitter gun in my. Like a cannon of glitter that he was going to shoot at Tracy Morgan because that's what he used to do. Homophobes. But Tracy Morgan's bodyguard was like, twice the size of Bob the Drag Queen standing right behind him. So Bob the Drag Queen. I wasn't trying to fight, but, like, I Don't know why he told the story, but I thought, I love that we should just shoot all homophobes with glitter. And he's like, oh. Because he's like, well, Tracy Morgan probably wouldn't remember that story now. He goes, but if I would have shot them with glitter, he probably would have remembered.

[Trisha Paytas]

Maybe we could come up with a different word other than shot. Maybe just, like, sprayed with glitter.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Darian]

Unload.

[Trisha Paytas]

Unload glitter. That's better.

[Darian]

All right.

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know if you should be saying shot of.

[Darian]

Well, you know, you know, dump some glitter on. I'm like, that's what they should have done.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, you unload glitter.

[Darian]

Yeah, it is.

[Trisha Paytas]

Glitter is annoying.

[Darian]

So that is.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, glitter is probably the most annoying thing.

[Darian]

Get that all over and fierce as well.

[Trisha Paytas]

Sparkly. Yeah, that's a good idea.

[Darian]

I love that he did that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Me too.

[Darian]

Period. As you should.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love Bob.

[Darian]

What's up with people being, like, weirdly just homophobic. Like, my son was gay. Stab in the chest is crazy weird.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

And, like, people do do that.

[Trisha Paytas]

So it's like, it's okay to be gay.

[Darian]

Yeah, it is.

[Trisha Paytas]

It is. When you say that's so gay, do you mean what you say?

[Darian]

Demi Lovato just lip synced to that.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know.

[Darian]

I love that.

[Trisha Paytas]

I finally saw the clip of Hilary Duff. Like. Like, still thinking it as the most, like, earnest, genuine thing.

[Darian]

Oh, yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

So I knew what you were talking about. You brought it up. I hadn't seen it. And then I just. Just popped up for me over the weekend and she, like. I love that she took that seriously. Yes.

[Moses]

The.

[Trisha Paytas]

When you say that's okay, do you mean what you say?

[Darian]

It helped a lot of people, actually.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Darian]

I don't know what the meme is. I don't know what's funny about that.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love that.

[Darian]

I do, too, honestly, work. If it helps people, it helped people.

[Trisha Paytas]

We need to ask Josh Hutcherson about his. Although he's still running around the streets of Paris Fashion Week.

[Darian]

With Jordan.

[Trisha Paytas]

With Jordan first man, hand in hand

[Darian]

and maybe possibly gay. Definitely Jordan.

[Trisha Paytas]

Confirm. Confirm Jordan. But what's going on with Josh Hutcherson? That's the tea.

[Darian]

Because he was with. Was it the heat of rivalry guys,

[Trisha Paytas]

or he was with Hudson Williams and Rachel Sennett. They were all having a key.

[Darian]

Yes. Is that the one where Rachel Sennett was, like, doing her face and then she was, like, laughing and then she did her face again?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. But that's also every Rachel Senate appearance.

[Darian]

It's so interesting. It's so funny to see people lock in, as Debbie Lovato would say. Like how it's like you just. I don't have a lock in face. As we've seen red carpet photos. I just like. But I need to do that more where I'm just like, you know, just lock in. I like your. It's so funny how like Jordan first got into all that, like to rival people and now he's like always with them.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. Now they're like besties.

[Darian]

Kind of manifested that, I suppose. Funny he wanted to get in there.

[Trisha Paytas]

That was crazy. That was really foreshadowing the drama that would come in 2026, I guess. Cuz then they had like, they. The PR fix was them wrapping presents together for like charity. That was amazing. Yeah. I was like, work. That's fear me as a PR for hbo Max. I was like, okay, they're gonna go rap presents together and they're gonna have a key and it's gonna be for.

[Darian]

I believed it. I liked it. I was like. And now we see them all the time together.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Maybe there'll be a crossover. Oh, you know why we have a little bit.

[Trisha Paytas]

I thought you said Passover. For a second I was like, what the hell?

[Darian]

Yeah, what the hell?

[Trisha Paytas]

Sure, why not? Why not?

[Darian]

Why not? Honestly? You celebrate Easter.

[Trisha Paytas]

Is that your hot topic?

[Darian]

Yeah, it's coming up.

[Trisha Paytas]

Sometimes I love just like being silent and waiting for you to fill the silence with like, whatever thought comes into your head.

[Darian]

Well, I can keep going. You brought up Passover, which led me to Easter.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. You know what I'm doing for Easter? Actually, I'm getting a little donut and I'm putting a cross on it and

[Darian]

I'm making these, like the catacombs. That'd be cute.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love the concept of making. Making like tomb donuts instead of like, like Easter bunny.

[Darian]

You know what I mean?

[Trisha Paytas]

Like a little baby duck.

[Darian]

Those Christians be wild.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes. I baked donuts in the shape of a crucifix, actually.

[Darian]

You baked them? Can you bake donuts?

[Trisha Paytas]

You can. You can make donuts? I like it. I.

[Darian]

In the oven.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Like, I. My favorite donuts are the baked tofu donuts, as you know.

[Darian]

Oh, yeah. Those did not taste as tasty as I thought they were going to be. You sold me on them and I remember being like, they're no Jody donuts. I'll bring them next week. Don't worry. I love a fry donut. Like just a deep fry.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's hard to compete with those. But I like a baked I feel like for 100 calories.

[Darian]

Like 100 calories. That's all it is.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

That's pretty good. Well, we're celebrating St. Patrick's Day first, so I don't know why. I got ahead of myself, honestly. Oh, did you find those hearts?

[Moses]

What?

[Darian]

Did you find the hearts?

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Where were they?

[Moses]

In the garage. They'll go up soon after St Patrick's Day.

[Darian]

When were you in the garage? When were you in there? This morning?

[Moses]

No, no, it was that day when we were organizing.

[Darian]

I didn't find the glasses. Those glasses are at the farm, I think. I searched my house. I had the organizer come. It's so clean upstairs, you would not even recognize it. It's so clean. There's not one inch unturned. And those glasses weren't there. And if they're not in the garage, then they're probably at the farm.

[Moses]

Well, we haven't looked at those boxes that came from that side of the house.

[Darian]

Okay. Damn. We'll see. I'll let you guys know next week or this week. Wednesday. And when we do our Wendy's review,

[Trisha Paytas]

you're going to want to sit down for that. The sunglass update. Yep.

[Darian]

You're going to want to sit down. No more divorce announcements either. I'm so over people announcing their divorces. Oh, my God. Why is everyone divorcing? God is crazy.

[Trisha Paytas]

I feel. I mean, I don't know if you can ban a divorce announcement at some point. Right?

[Darian]

No, I think we need to stop.

[Trisha Paytas]

So what happens if people get divorced? Just never say it.

[Darian]

Yeah. Just quietly. We'll get it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Honestly, think about it. The gag if Michaela never. The divorce announcement and then just went to like, I'm going on a first date.

[Darian]

Love it. Like, that's it. We know. We get it. You do have divorce, then.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. We could feel in the blank.

[Darian]

Yeah. Because someone was talking about, oh, Jason De and Jenna Froomes. Everyone's like, well, she stopped appearing as content. Yeah. Period. So that's what happens. You just.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, stop. Yeah. Yeah. I love a good context clue.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Why not?

[Darian]

So, yeah, then if you're like, getting ready for a first date, you've been divorced. We get it. You know, I think that's the best way because I can't deal with it. My heart is just, like, shatters every time. I believe in true love, and I believe in love and forever. Because, you know, the anti marriage people are like, up deep. Marriage networks. 50. 50% marriage is fail. Well, 50 work, you know, don't get married. I Guess I don't know. Whatever. Do what you want. You, Oscar, talking to you.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, okay.

[Moses]

Sorry.

[Darian]

No, I'm just kidding. I was talking to them, but I was like, but YouTube, do whatever you want. I think people are waiting for that announcement. Oscar craves like, oh, new Oscar announcement coming.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know.

[Darian]

It was a picture of you and Darien and like, oh, life update.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know someone was asking about that and I was like, I don't really know what the update is, but work.

[Darian]

I. I go to Patreon. We did talk about a little update. Not bad update.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Darian]

But I think if you do that update, then you can get married. Well, whatever. Don't get. You don't have to get married either. That's a bigger commitment.

[Trisha Paytas]

Which one should I do?

[Darian]

Honestly, I always say if you have a baby with someone or bought a house someone, that's a bigger commitment. Just get a ring and just say we're married because we have a private marriage certificate. So people couldn't even find it. So like, honestly, we cannot even marry. We could just been saying like, yeah, we're married. Who knows? Who cares? The mag Magistrate, Is that it?

[Moses]

Yeah, if you want to keep your title magistrate, you know, the Duke.

[Trisha Paytas]

What title?

[Moses]

Title whatever. Sir Duke Baron.

[Darian]

Like, what?

[Moses]

Have you not watched Bridgeton? They have to verify. And, and yeah, because that's how it works. That's how titles go on.

[Darian]

No, that's like House of the Lords or something. Even when he Loyal Oscar and Stoops. Well, anyways, who cares if you're married or not? Honestly,

[Moses]

Cancel marriages and divorces. Then nobody gets divorced.

[Darian]

Ah, there you go. That's the solution. Here's a solution to not get divorced. Don't get married. It is so scary when you get married. They make you sign all those contracts and it's like, till death do us part. Like, Jesus, it's serious.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

And then people just divorcing willy nilly.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, here's my trick. I never really read what I'm would I be signing.

[Darian]

Especially when you about to get married. They come with all this paperwork. You're like, well, we're already here.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, so let's just. Mama, let's get to it.

[Darian]

Although there was a football player who signed a 240 million dollar contract with the Dallas Cowboys. Came up on my Twitter. That's how I find these things because that's the only way I see this information. And his feet. Fiance of seven years. They were both on their bachelor and bachelorette trip and they were supposed to get Married in a couple weeks, called off their wedding because she would not sign a prenup. And then half the comments were like, he dodged a bullet. That's all she cared about. The other half comments are like, no, she's like, entitled to that. She marries you.

[Trisha Paytas]

I see. I see. This comes up in 90 Day Fiance a lot as well. So I have a lot of experience,

[Darian]

which is crazy because 90 fancy. Usually those people don't have much. They're always like, sign a prep. And you're like, what is. Do you have

[Trisha Paytas]

a good point?

[Darian]

Yeah. We love a trailer, by the way. I had a trailer growing up. Like, we love trailer. Uncle had a trailer. We love trailers. No, no, just me with t sh on me right now. Who cares about trailers? I love trailers. I grew up in a trailer. Like, we love trailers. Michael, Joe, my grandpa, we all, like, lived in trailers together. That's a true fact. Moses. You know, remember, the trailer was left to some random person, not even anyone in the family. And we're like, that trailer was kind of nice, actually. It was in a scary part of town, but it was a nice trailer. It. No, he just gave it to. Anyways, this long story, but one of my family members passed away, gave it to a random person.

[Moses]

That's right. Now, maybe it was his friend.

[Darian]

It was his friend, but I couldn't use that. I would have loved that trailer. I love that trailer. I spent time in that trailer.

[Moses]

Theory that that friend was closer than we think.

[Darian]

Yeah, maybe. All right.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, sexually, I wasn't there.

[Darian]

That's true. It happened about the same time, actually. He passed. Right. Right when I met you. I was around anyways.

[Trisha Paytas]

Dark the Brina. Oh, yeah. Anyway. And I did Beyonce. It's like a cultural thing too, where, like, maybe she was just scamming. I don't know. But it's like a cultural thing where it's in some Latin countries too. Like, prenup is considered, like, bad luck. Just like, what's the point? It's like, disrespectful. It's like a sign of disrespect because it can be interpreted as you don't have faith in this relationship.

[Darian]

But it is tough, huh? It is tough. Tough. I don't know. I don't know how I feel. Like he just signed a 240,000. 240 million. Sorry. I say th000 240 million contract with the Dallas Cowboys. We were together seven years. If I were her. Look, it's like, not about the money, but if you are scared or whatever, like, you still get married, right? You, like, love it, hope it works out for the long run. You know, you probably have kids as you would. That's kind of your. Your prenup agreement. That's kind of your money guaranteed. You know what I mean? Not to say that's why people have kids, but if this guy's worth $240 million and you have kids with him. Yeah, you're gonna.

[Moses]

So they were together for seven years.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Moses]

So pretty much like his career was built at that time there. Like, she's not waiting there seven years, that maybe one day you'll be maybe

[Darian]

successful sometimes, you know when someone's gonna be successful, you're like, I'm gonna stick around for this one. He's gonna be a big star.

[Moses]

Right. But if she sticks around for seven years, I'm like, okay, you really. You really want to be with this person? Like, it's not just. I don't think, like, I don't know either. Sounds. It sounds if he signed the deal before they even met, that's a different story.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Moses]

You know, then he's like, okay, I worked hard for something. I want to protect it. But they built. They made it together.

[Darian]

But even if you work hard for

[Moses]

something, but if it happens before you meet somebody.

[Darian]

Yeah, but even that why you, like, are in love with someone, you want to spend the rest of your life, you're going to take care of that person. Person.

[Moses]

But sometimes it's more of a business decision. Like, if you have a business, the business is worth something. It happened to my friend because his business, he basically had to break it into half, and he destroyed the business. And the business had nothing to do with their relationship. You know what I mean? Like, so the building, the people work, like, everything got basically destroyed because why.

[Darian]

She took half of it.

[Moses]

So it get destroyed business.

[Darian]

I don't know. How about you?

[Trisha Paytas]

I think I'm pro prenup. I'm like, it's just like a. I don't know. To me, it doesn't insinuate like, oh, I'm mentally preparing. It's just like, I don't know, be prepared for things, I guess.

[Darian]

Well, that's preparing.

[Trisha Paytas]

But it's not like, oh, I don't believe in this. I'm gonna do it. It's like, well, I also don't believe that that giant city killer asteroid is going to hit the earth, but I guess just to be safe, nuke it. Why not? Like, you know what I mean?

[Darian]

Yeah, I really do see both sides. I would. I would Argue the other side. I just think, like, you're in love with me. We're here for a bit. Little life. Who cares? Like, if you think I'm going to steal your money or break your business, I mean, I guess you don't know. I guess you don't know. People change and people. I guess that lady ended up bringing his business. I guess I just. I don't know. I'm so, like, hopeless romantic where I'm just like, why am I. Why am I doing this? Like, I, like, love you. I would take care of you. Like, you should take care of me. Like we take care of each other no matter what. I don't know who had an ironclad prenup. Someone did. Gosh. Was it a show or a real life person? Someone had an ironclad prenup who just got divorced recently. That doesn't sound familiar to anybody.

[Moses]

Michaela sounds more like a show. I think it was a show

[Trisha Paytas]

because

[Moses]

I remember the show.

[Darian]

They said that the housemaid. I'm dead.

[Moses]

Because we were analyzing why, Right?

[Darian]

Because, like. And she signed an ironclad prenup. So when he's like, get out of my house. I was like, oh, wait, those ladies are whatever. And then she was spoiler so happy to get out of it. You saw it? You saw House Me?

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Darian]

That was good. We watched it last week and that was scandalous. I love it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I love it. I mean, the book is good, though, so I knew the movie was gonna eat, so it was really good.

[Darian]

I really enjoyed it. They really do look like each other. Amanda Sey Sweeney does kind of look like a young Amanda Seyfried. When she had the glass at the beginning, it gave Jennifer body. Amanda Seafried.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, kinda. Huh?

[Darian]

I was like, didn't realize the similarities. I'm like, they kind of like each other.

[Trisha Paytas]

Kinda. Yeah.

[Darian]

Loved it. Would love to be in it. The next one.

[Trisha Paytas]

There's a sequel.

[Darian]

Yeah, would love.

[Trisha Paytas]

And then there's probably gonna be a third. So it is a trilogy.

[Darian]

I was seated. It was such a good twist entail. That's what it was. The ironclad green up wasn't that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, yeah, you could probably be in the seat. The sequel is no Amanda Seyfried, so.

[Darian]

Right. They kind of geared up with that other lady at the end. But I could always.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's not even that.

[Darian]

Oh, you know, you watched.

[Trisha Paytas]

I read the book.

[Darian]

You read it? What is it? Can I be in it? Is there a mall type character? Is there a who A mod type character?

[Trisha Paytas]

Why does that to be a mod type.

[Darian]

Give Octavia Spencer and a little bit,

[Trisha Paytas]

I guess, kind of there's just like a new. It takes place a few years after the last one. And like she already kind of is moving on with her life because at the end kind of insinuates she's going to go on like a Avengers type like, or like a vigilante type spree in the name of feminism.

[Darian]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

And she's. The sequel takes up a few years after that where she's just like she's in a relationship and keep things going. But it may or may not be calling to her to do one last Judy calls. Yeah.

[Darian]

Little test. Love it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. So it's completely new besides Sydney Sweeney. It's all new surroundings and characters. So there's hope for you.

[Darian]

I. I did love that movie. It was really good. All right, do we have a big one?

[Trisha Paytas]

I, I think I blew my load too early with like Michaela and Brooke. Those were my big ones.

[Darian]

Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

But I do, I do have the more celebrity for focus ones. The Tsar Larson controversy I thought was like, funny when people were reacting to her viral abortion joke because did you see that on Tick Tock?

[Darian]

No, but that sounds horrific. Oh my God, I'm scared for her. Did she make it?

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, someone, a fan, A fan was at her concert and posted a. A video of Zara singing. And, and the caption like, of the text on the screen said, I didn't know I was pregnant here, but at least my baby got to hear Midnight sun before I aborted it. And then Zara Larson commented, I killed the performance. And then you killed it after, after the performance. Purr. And it was very, a very controversial joke. And then Zara had to address it in another Tick Tock. She said, sorry, that's funny. Like, I don't know what I have to say. That's funny. Sorry if you don't have humor. And then she said that people who are very against abortions as healthcare. Like, she kind of criticized the pro choice thing and she said, why do you have to feel like abortion is only okay when it's a very hard decision, when it's something that women have to struggle with going through when it's emotionally or physically painful. Why does that make it morally superior than someone just wanting an abortion for whatever reason? So. But she basically was saying, like, why does a woman have to suffer? Like, why can't people see it as more of a health care thing versus like a huge emotional decision, etc, so.

[Darian]

Well, I feel like no one's arguing that. Right. Like, her fans are probably, like, liberal, and we're all on that side. I don't think that was.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, people took it and were very, like, moralizing it and making her seem like. Like, it got into definitely the. The other stratosphere. Okay. Yes, yes, yes, for sure.

[Darian]

I feel I'm. I'm very pro choice. I am pro choice, no matter what. A kind of a crazy comment, though, I think. I think it's, like, a little.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know.

[Darian]

I. I feel like abortion jokes, I don't know, to me, they're, like, never funny. But that's just. Maybe I'm old or maybe I'm. Whatever.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. I think definitely an age thing, too. I mean, like, when, like, Plan B jokes, like, you know, when Tiana's, like, making it like, oh, I had to go take that back in her heyday, you know.

[Darian]

Right.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's like I. I had to go take that plan B and, like, you know, make it a whole thing. There's all the canceled podcast stories about, like, you know, she had to go to this place, get the Plan B. They didn't have it. They go to this other place. So it's kind of similar to me, I guess.

[Darian]

Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think it is kind of a generational thing.

[Darian]

Fair enough. I. I hated it just like I hated Timothy, but, you know. Yeah, fair enough.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think it's also very different when, like, you probably, like, you have kids. It took you, like, you a lot to even, like, be able to think that you could have kids. So, like, your journey is also very.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Your perspective.

[Darian]

Because it's like, an infertility thing, too. It's like, it's always just, like, you know, get it, and, like, I support it. And whenever people have abortions, it, like, never triggers me. Obviously. Obviously. But, like. Yeah, it's always just, like, it can be tough.

[Trisha Paytas]

But, yes, it hits different, for sure. I think her perspective is very much, like, abortion is, like, women's health, like, a women's healthcare thing. It doesn't always have to be like, this traumatic thing. Like, if you accidentally got pregnant, you didn't want the pregnancy, go take care of it, basically. I think that's kind of her perspective on it.

[Darian]

Yeah. With it.

[Trisha Paytas]

But she kind of kills me, too, because another interview, unrelated to this, just similarly silly, was like, she did an interview and someone asked her about her abs, and she's like, I don't go to the gym. I just laugh a lot. And I think. And she.

[Darian]

That's crazy.

[Trisha Paytas]

Love it, though.

[Darian]

She's Gorge.

[Trisha Paytas]

I live for. I think she just didn't want to like get wrapped up in like the like the fitness of it all. You know what I mean? And all of a sudden have like all the fitness bros be like commenting on. Commenting on Zard Larson's AB routine.

[Darian]

Cuz they.

[Trisha Paytas]

I. I can't stand that. That's why I don't even like posting a workout thing because someone will be like, your form here. Oh, you could be doing this instead. Can you really be doing that way? You should be doing like, you know what I mean? Like people just. It like invites people commenting on it. So yeah, I love just being like. I laugh a lot.

[Darian]

Yeah. Don't come for me on the. I know people. Another reason, I guess it's good to be that privilege is just people are just happy you're moving. This looks great. Like you look great. You're doing so much because Pilates are so slow. So never looks that impressive. But people are always very sweet.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's sweet. That's so true. You know, I remember when Brooke started. She's on my. Oh my God. I just remember I was supposed to hang out with Brooke and I forgot to apply to her like two months ago.

[Darian]

Oh my.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm so sorry, Brooke Schofield.

[Darian]

Two months.

[Trisha Paytas]

It was so long and I was like, I'm so sorry, Brooke Schofield. I. It just hit me that I forgot to reply to you. I apologize. I'm the worst.

[Darian]

Well, she's made it this far in I don't know. Still watching after two hours.

[Trisha Paytas]

Half hour after we talked about her beef.

[Darian]

Which by the way, Patreon. Patreon.com Jess. Trish. There's 10 just like all the promos at the end. Well, we love Breck and we love Zara.

[Trisha Paytas]

But anyway, to wrap it up, it just reminded me when she started Aloe Fitness, everyone was commenting on her form and stuff.

[Darian]

Isn't that crazy?

[Trisha Paytas]

And I do think again because she doesn't have the, the gesture privilege where like, yeah, with you, everyone, like your waist was so snatched in that train. Everyone's like, ooh, Trisha is working. She is fitness queen.

[Darian]

Even though it's like a 48 waist, everyone's like, yes, mama. But yeah, it is. It really is that way.

[Trisha Paytas]

Trainer was fierce.

[Darian]

I love it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh my God. You were looking. Snaps.

[Darian]

Thanks. Moses puts it on me every time. I should show the how to get it off.

[Trisha Paytas]

That is what we want to see. Yeah, next time.

[Darian]

Because you're always like, it's like three things and he's like, holding it like this.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's fear.

[Darian]

It is. It is actually difficult to get on. But next time you have to. The behind the scenes of behind the Scenes. I wish I could show you behind the scenes. It's like Moses here, you. You run ahead of me, and then I'm gonna go. It's just like, okay, stop. Come back. I'm gonna run through filming. Those things are always funny, but we're waiting for yours. You were gonna do more in the gym.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, yeah. I do have to vlog with.

[Darian]

Call Santiago.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, well, I'll see him Wednesday, so.

[Darian]

Oh, we both do Wednesdays. You do it before the podcast?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I do Wednesdays in the morning, Wednesdays and Fridays before work. And then Sunday. Sunday at 9.

[Darian]

Sunday's crazy. Your whole schedule. They'll come find you.

[Trisha Paytas]

24 hours. I'll be there. Come on down.

[Darian]

That's so funny. Never know. All right, that's it. If you want to see, maybe Moses has some hot topics that we haven't gone to. I'm just thinking some salacious ones for Patreon. Don't you?

[Moses]

Of course.

[Trisha Paytas]

Blind items.

[Darian]

Blind items, yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Etc.

[Darian]

So blind. He doesn't even know what they are. Like, what is this about? I don't know, actually.

[Moses]

That's like a blind date. You don't open it until you.

[Darian]

Until you open it. Well, patreon.com just Trish, that sound thing will be off. That's annoying. Huh? What?

[Moses]

She. She did try, like, the biggest amount of tin fish review in one go.

[Darian]

Someone with some eyeballs too.

[Moses]

You better go check it out.

[Darian]

I'm not gonna tell you how it went, but you can go. Patreon.

[Moses]

What's surprising?

[Darian]

Love you guys. Thanks for watching. I took this whole episode without water. I just had a shamrock shake as my hydration. I was like, why do I feel a little sick? I think that's why. Anyways, love you guys. Hope all is well. Eat some food, and good luck. Bye.