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Oscar
Well, you.
Trish
I know, that's what I'm saying. There needs to be a counter. Do I say go to college or you don't go to college?
Oscar
You say, who needs college?
Trish
Oh, for sure, that. But I'm saying there's so many of us. Her name is Trish. She's got the dish and all the gossips. Filthy rich rhythm pink, Hot Topic queen. And says what everybody thinks she's just Trish. You know what the opposite of Trish? Having a little snack and feeling happy. You know my little peppercinos beforehand is not eating anything at all, honestly. Because I feel. I feel light. I feel light as a feather. You know what I mean? Did we already start with a body? Sorry, I. I just feel. I feel really energetic today. I don't know if it's the green tea lemonade. Oh, I don't know if it's my Pilates. I don't know what it is.
Moses
Green tea has caffeine.
Oscar
Oh,
Moses
more than regular tea.
Trish
Are you sure?
Moses
Oh, yeah.
Trish
Does decaf have caffeine? Because I ordered a decaf. Like there's no caffeine in it. But I'm like, why would someone get a. Just catches it tastes like coffee, right?
Moses
Like some people just like the flavor. It's like, no, not alcoholic beers, but there is 3%.
Trish
Because actually they take the caffeinated bean, the coffee bean, and they like drain it like with like liquid or water and they try to drain all the caffeine. Out of it. But there's still 3% that can be left. So if you're a little bit sensitive to caffeine, the decaf will still get you. Which we did today. We did a. We did a Duncan one. And let me tell you, I thought, oh, a banana protein decaf. Yeah, that's healthy. And maybe they put extra calf in there. Maybe it was double calf, I don't know. But double calf on an empty stomach, I don't know. But crazy, crazy. The people who skip breakfast is, like, insane to me. But honestly, that's me today. Maybe that's the reason. It gives you a little more energy. You don't feel like going back to bed. Anyways, back to just Trish, you guys, Here we are. All right, we have. Oh, we have so much exciting stuff to talk about today. There's so much happening today. Cannot wait. But before we get into that, you guys, there's a few tickets that opened up if you guys want to see me in England at the Royal Albert Hall. Some of the royal seats have been opened up. It was sold out. And there are a few seats that just opened up, so feel free to go and get that. I'm so excited. I'm singing live and I'm so scared at my first rehearsal actually this week, and I'm very, very, very, very scared, but excited. And I can't wait to see you guys pre order my memoir, Crying on the Kitchen Floor. Lots of. Lots of tea. Lots of tea in it. Tomorrow it's Mental Health awareness Month. And I was just doing my little, like, spiel about it, and I was just, like, thinking, like, how grateful I am to get through everything. But also, oh, my gosh, I probably died a few times in this book. Or I should have probably been dead a couple times in this book. And so anyways, get that. Oscar. Gracie Star on the rise. You guys are looking. You are. Look, I'm not kidding. We'll get into it. But Oscar is the influencer to watch. He calls up the next big thing. You are the next big thing. You are the octopus lover. You are the Zara Larson. You are the cat's eye. You called it. And you are the star.
Moses
I was there in the back with a guy with a cast. I mean, the crew director. The crew. And I can say they were gagged. The word gagged was mentioned.
Trish
Oh, cracking up. Gagging, laughing. I felt so behind the scenes. I stayed. Well, we'll get into it. But I stayed extra because I was just like, no, I need to watch it. I just felt like, it literally felt like, I mean, obviously you're not one of my children, but it felt like just your first time being an influencer. Obviously. You're like, so smart, went to college, has a great job, all this stuff like that. But like, seeing you as like an influencer, that is so. We're an actor, really. We're acting, we're giving. We'll get into that. But check out Oscar Gracie vlogs. Just check out Oscar everywhere. Honestly. Check him out on Instagram. Check him out everywhere because you know you're getting those brand deals on Instagram. He is brand deal king. You manifested it. We made it happen. See it come to fruition next Monday where we talk about that. Oscar, you look great. We're gonna get back to the cat's eye outfit, what we're doing later today, but real quick. Also, shout out to my husband. Excuse me, where the hell is my husband? Oh, he's right there in a tiger shirt, his Amazon faves. Okay, there it is. You should do affiliate links for that because we have so many. Go in our steam room right now.
Oscar
What the hell? They put in that green tea? That's what I need. Duncan releases.
Moses
Somebody put a few pumps of sugar, just pure sugar in there.
Trish
Do you remember Duncan back in the day? I would literally have three sips of like the coffee, the caffeinated kind, and I would feel like I'm dying. Like, dying. That's why I'm scared of those refreshers, because I'm like, what if they accidentally, like, put some. Maybe it's like an energy drink or something.
Oscar
Anyways, I know that Panera lemonade is what I think you got like someone the delivery, swap the drinks. I fear, I feel is hilarious.
Trish
Crazy, but in a good way. Like, I'm so happy for the energy and I. Well, then I also thought, like, oh, I should get some chicken nuggets beforehand. But then we're going. But I don't know if we should be eating chicken nuggets before dancing. But, like, right across the way is the bruxy, which is like my favorite chicken place. But it's like, I know I'm going to be starving after this. I haven't eaten something. Do I get the chicken before? Because afterwards you're making pasta vodka after my platties today. Sorry, I forgot.
Moses
No, no. So that's. No, that's what I was going to say. So many people have asked. Today we're filming Vodka, pasta, vodka, pasta vodka.
Trish
Anyway, penne vodka. Alaka penne Alabama.
Moses
So today. But the thing is I made it a hundred times by now, and I've kind of, like, crafted the perfect recipe for it. So this literally my invention. I invented vodka pasta.
Trish
What is that, like an inside joke with your water droplets? I don't get. Okay. I love it.
Moses
You did so many people ask. I mean, one of the most. The top ask is Bolognese. Then next is pasta vaka.
Trish
It's so good because it's so simple. You were like, oh, no one's gonna watch pasta vodka. Then I literally brought it up. I'm like, look at all these views. Look at what Babish is getting. He's getting 1.1 million. Joshua Susserman is getting 1.1 million. Euro pasta vodka, I predict, will get 1.1 million. And I'm super excited to eat it, but I think I'll have the chicken for lunch. But just the chicken fingers, not the fries. I felt bad when we came back from Harry Daniels. I was a little late because I stopped to get the chicken, and I was like, oh, Oscar loves chicken fingers. I should have, like, told you. I was stopping there, too. So that's what I'm telling you now. But then I guess we're dancing on chicken. I mean, I have to have a little. But you can get the chicken waffle chicken and fries and just eat the chicken. Or you can eat all of it. The chicken's so good. But. Yeah, And I have to save room for the pasta vodka. But I do Pilates right after dance. Today. I'm fitness girl.
Oscar
Oh, my God.
Trish
Yeah. But we can.
Oscar
Yeah. Do you dance on a. You need a little something.
Trish
A little. I think there's, like, two chickens that come with it, and it's like. It's literally across the street. It looks like a hole in the wall. It's so good. Shout out bruxy North Hollywood and you can order pickup. I think. Yeah, if you just eat, like, a little chicken finger beforehand. I think we have to. I think we should.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
And we'll just, you know, we'll speed round it today. Not speed round. I mean, we'll still do two hours, but it'll feel like speed round. You know what I mean? Anyways, check out Moses cooking videos. I am so proud of you. You're doing so good. I also feel like a proud mom just being like, oh, my God, you're doing so great, sweetie. Because it's like, I know you've been, like, making videos for a while, too, but, like, you just. It just feels influencery, you know? It just feels like influencery. And I love it. And I think everyone should be an influencer. Quit your job, become an influencer.
Oscar
You'll be an influencer for a day.
Trish
Anyone can do it. Anyone can do it. Anyone can do it. I mean, obviously we're all very special in this room, but even the non special, even boring people are influencers. And there's some boring, right? Boy, but you know what? They become Mormon wives. They become secretized. Mormonized. I remember seeing them and I'm like, they're cute. Of course they're cute. Of course. But like, I remember, like, this is so who the hell would watch this? And I remember when Taylor, Frankie Paul started filming and they would show behind the scenes of like one camera following them around, like, yeah, right. They're all like, that's a reality show. Sure, whatever. It's probably some fake thing. Whatever. And I remember, like, who would watch this? And it's like the biggest thing ever. So like, you two could be the next. Maybe not Taylor, Frankie, Paul, but maybe like a Whitney Levitt or something, you know what I mean? Like I. Anyone can do it. Anyone can do it. So go do it if you want. It takes time. It does take time. You have to put the effort in. But maybe that's. My new project is a scholarship for people who be influencers.
Oscar
Scholarship.
Trish
Yeah, right. Like, because you have to, you have to invest some time. And not everyone has that time when you're working as, you know, like full time. Like you work full time. Like, it's hard to. It's hard to be that full time influencer. But maybe we'd be going on that POV Korean trip if we were full time over here. You know what I mean? That's South Korean. South Korea. Not North Korea. Korean.
Oscar
But I love POV Michaela pov.
Trish
She took a. She. Her brand trip is over there right now. She took a bunch of influencers. Oh my God. You haven't seen this? No. Oh, she is taking. And she took them from all walks of like, like even once. I have like 75, 000 followers. She's like taking them over. And I love it because this one girl's like, I can't believe she's on this side of Tick Tock. Maybe she was like, like, like Dubai or something. She was like some beauty influencers who didn't have like a ton. And she's like, oh, I can't believe like Michaela's like watching my video. So she took people from like all over, all different levels of fame, I suppose. And yeah, she's over There with one of the goofy goobers. The other one's not there. Where's she at? Just kidd. No, she's like, no, it's a work trip. Sam is working with her. Sydney. I don't know where she is, but we love her. But anyways, let's calm down, let everyone take a breath. But we can't because we have a lot to talk about. Oscar and I filmed our first commercial together yesterday. I feel like we should wait till Monday, but I feel like. I know.
Oscar
I'm like, what did we say?
Trish
We can't really say much, but the excitement is there. I came home beaming. I almost. I'm like, oh, my God. Cause, like, we filmed a commercial together. Oscar had his parts at the end and I saved it, like, longer, and I just was like, oh, my God, it was so good. It was so magic. It was like, electrifying. Like, it, like doing it with you. As I said this yesterday, and I feel like it's like I still can't. I said, I'm still, like, gagged over it. Like, I've never done, like, a collab. First of all, I'm new to sponsorships, okay? I'm new to sponsorships. I love them. I'm appreciative of each one. But, like, never in my 20 years being friends with high profile influencers or just popular influencers or whatever, like, never have I done where they're like, we want both of you. And so the fact that we're like a duo now, like, officially, like Harry Daniels and now this commercial, and I'm just like, our future's bright together.
Oscar
I love that.
Trish
We're Trotsker. We're Trotsker forever. I was just like, I was so good and everyone loved you so much. It was so good. Where do we even start? I don't even know where to start. We can't really say too much. We don't want to give too much away.
Oscar
Can we say the. Like, what can. What can we say?
Trish
I don't even know. I feel like it needs to be a surprise. I know we can't say anything. We were. We were playing characters.
Oscar
Yes. There was some acting involved. It was a for real thing. There was call times for people, crews, pas, multiple cameras, production directors. It was kind of crazy. I wasn't expecting all that.
Moses
People are. Phones live, you know, they're checking with people to say that. To say, like, corporate was online.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
Watching through, telling them, yeah, reward. What's changing?
Trish
We. We're. We're so good that we're even like, switching lines. Like, they gave us a script beforehand. Well, Oscar's so good because original. It was just like, oh, Oscar's being a little cameo in this. And then full on dialogue together. You came memorized, which I love. You came memorized. But then they're like, okay, switch lines. And so we're like, saying each other's lines, like, just in case. So, like, we're having to memorize. And there's some. There's some gag. There's some gag there. There's like a. There's some long things that you have to hit. Exactly. And so, like, we practiced them one way. Like, okay, we'll just do each other's lines just in case. And I was like, we nailed it. We crushed it. I cannot wait to see. See it. You looked so good. I was like, filming the monitor of you doing it. I was like, this looks like a movie. You said it. You said it looked like a sitcom or something like that.
Moses
It looks so good. Oh, man. We need to feel more. More in this environment. Don't worry. We have behind the scenes. So you will see the B roll.
Trish
I sent it to Jimmy. I was sending it live as you were doing it. I was like, look, look, look. Because I was just. I was so excited. I don't know. It was actually, like, so much fun. Like, I love doing those anyways. But then, like, having you there and also just seeing people gag for you, like, obviously, I know the comments do, but in real life, they were just like, someone knew you well. They wrote it to Oscar, basically.
Oscar
Yeah. There was a diva in there riding my life.
Trish
Yeah. No, it was. You improv'd. Yeah.
Oscar
I was like, can I do a little ad lib?
Trish
I love it. And they loved it. And you, you're so. It was so good. I don't know. How did you feel? You feel good? Did you feel exhausted? You feel tired?
Oscar
No, it was really fun.
Trish
And.
Oscar
Oh, I was gonna. I was gonna. I'm like, really thinking before I speak, which is new for me, but I had so much fun. It was, like, such a key. Everyone was so nice, and it was just a fun time.
Trish
I'm like, would you act more? Because you were, like, good at acting for real, you know?
Oscar
I would act more. Yeah. I really had a fun time. It was interesting, though, because, like, it was like a heightened version of me. So it was the character, but also not wondering, like, could I actually play a character? That's where my mind went. I was like, could I actually do a character? Does it have to be someone who's just like. Like me, you know?
Trish
But that's what we always talk about. And I feel like there's nothing wrong with that because I'd. Same with me. I'm always like, I should do something. But I think you. We should all play versions of ourselves, like Ryan Reynolds, you know, they all play versions.
Oscar
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Trish
And you thrive so well at it that I was like, oh, my God, I could see sitcom Will and Grace. But Jack and Karen, we play them, like, younger. Like they go back or something like that. That would actually be so cute. Call Sean Hayes. Get us on that podcast. What's the podcast?
Oscar
Smart List.
Trish
So get it on there. I put them on my. They're like, what PR would you want to do for your book? I'm like, smiless. But one of them has to know me, right?
Oscar
I think at least one.
Trish
So it's. I thought it was just like, nobody knows you and you just go on and they guess. Oh, it's Tig. Do you know Tig?
Oscar
No.
Trish
She replaced Kristalia in that Netflix movie, remember? She's like, oh, she's like, maybe a lesbian. It doesn't matter. But. Oh, wait, yeah, I think I did take Noren. Am I just making that up?
Oscar
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Trish
What's her last name?
Oscar
Notaro.
Trish
Notaro. She had, like, Debbie Ryan on her podcast. And the whole gag of her pocket is she doesn't know who these guests are. So she's, like, asking her questions. Like, even her name. She's like, does it have anything to do with, like, flowers? Like, she asked, like, so many questions and. Which is. I mean, it's kind of crazy, but it's. I mean, I like it. I want to go on a pod. Maybe I'm going to take Natara's podcast, actually have her guess who I am.
Oscar
It would take her the whole segment just to get.
Trish
That's. I wonder.
Oscar
Patience.
Trish
I think I was like, are they giving her clues, kind of, like, messing her. I'm like, I think they give them. Like, they do give them clues. I'm messing her. They must give her clues for, like, who Debbie Ryan is gonna work with.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Or maybe she has to guess the name. Maybe that was it. I think she ended up guessing the name somehow. I don't know. Anyways, she's a queen. But it was so good. I was. I can't wait for it to come out. It was. It was amazing. And you're just like a kitty cat today because we are going to dance.
Oscar
I'm so excited. It's been quite. It's a week. Such a big week for me. A commercial and my lifelong dream of actually doing a cat's eye dance, like, in the studio for so long. Yeah.
Trish
They're doing lighting. Like, I talked to the video. Yes. It's going on our Patreon, by the way. Patreon.com. we are putting in quality. We hired a videographer. Obviously. We have an editor. Cedric's gonna be there. They're doing lighting. They're looking for anything you want on the wall. Like, we're there. And shoot, like, a dance video. I hope we can learn it, because that's the guy. Cedric sent me it. He's like, wait, this is really fast. He's like, is this the right one? And he's, like, showing it to me. And I was like, I don't know if we can do it, but we can try. I mean, definitely, like, this thing where they're, like, moving.
Oscar
I've been practicing that. The pinky up and then they kind of rotate. But then. Yeah. Then it gets a little crazy.
Trish
It gets so crazy. Where it's ambitious. But even if we don't get it right, I do have faith in you because you are very good. You did the touch dance really well. So I just.
Oscar
Easy. Their debut era was a lot easier. Sis era was pretty easy. Beautiful Chaos era. They're really going hard. It's gnarly. I could not really do besides this.
Trish
Oh, yeah.
Oscar
That's as far as I got. So I'm nervous. But we'll see what we can do. We'll try to make the cats proud.
Trish
We're matching in our. We have our yunchy sweatshirts. We're both wearing the leopard one, which I'm excited. And we also have matching leopard pants.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Which Oscar found on Victoria's Secret, which I love so much. And they're so. I don't. Well, because you said get medium gag.
Oscar
Yeah. Clock it.
Trish
Yeah.
Oscar
Breezy on me.
Trish
Yeah. Because you're, like, maybe large.
Oscar
I was, like, swimming in these medium pink sweatpants.
Trish
I know. You look so. I love. I love pink. I'm so happy they're coming back with Y2K. We're wearing matching leopard. And I got so excited that you, like, you found them, right? Or am I just making that up?
Oscar
I go, I just googled, like, leopard sweatpants, and these came up.
Trish
That's what I love. Because I think we, like, talked about it. Then, like, almost, like, right away, you found him. And I was like, wait, I love this so much because that's so Me at night, I'm always looking for, like, outfits for, like, Mother's Day photo shoots and stuff. And I was just like that. You found them so quick and said, let's get them right now. It was. It was very exciting. Then I ended up getting so much more. I got so much more secret. But it's so cute. You look so cute. Like, I wish you could see the full body. I should have worn mine, but I was already late switching outfits for the full body reveal to see those outfits. We're giving the patrons quality today. I'm very excited. I love getting that house. I'm still scheduling the VIP one, the Universal tour. I'm getting that around as well. But for now, go see us do learn the cat's eye dance. Are you getting lava mics for us? We're gonna be miked. I know.
Oscar
Us just breathing the whole time, like, trying to catch up.
Trish
Asmr. Asmr. Heavy breathing. I. I do get tired. Yes. I. Well, we'll see. Elaine, we're getting a little workout today. We're getting good food today. I just love it. Just remember to eat and work, you know, get your body moving. You need three meals a day and you need your body moving. So that's your reminder to just do all of it. Nourish your body. Thank your body for getting you through the day. We're here. All right, well, that's our hot topics. We have other hot topics. Oh, that's our personal hot topics. What's happening? What's happening in the world? Is there any. Any. Any. Is there any happy news? Thank you so much to SeatGeek for sponsoring today's episode of Just Trish. Ooh. Festivals are over, but the summer is getting summer of music. You have one life to live. Go out and enjoy an event. Go see the theater. Go see your favorite sports team. Go see a Broadway show. Go see Zara Larson, Ariana Grande. You might be like Trish, but those tickets are so hard to get. Well, SeatGeek makes it easy for you. The one stop shop showing you your best deals, best seats. Sometimes those day of tickets, ooh, you get the best deals there. Because people like, we can't go last minute, so always check last minute as well. Plus, they make a great gift for Mother's Day, my birthday. So much happening. With over 35 million downloads, SeatGeek is the number one rated ticketing app. They're over 70,000 events listed on SeatGeek, including concerts, sports, festivals, and more. Oh, Demi Lovato and Adela. Okay, I know. I Know Oscar's been wanting to see that. Maybe I'll get some SeatGeek ticket hookup there. SeatGeek has your back. Each ticket is rated on a scale of 1 to 10, so you know you're getting a good deal. Look for the green dots. Green means good, red means back. Plus, every ticket is backed by their buyer guarantee, which I can attest to at all hours of the day. As you can hit them up and be like, hey, need help with my seats? What's going on? SeatGeek has you covered. Concert season is about to kick off. To make it even better, you can use code TRISH2026 for 10% off your SeatGeek tickets. That's 10 off tickets with promo code TRISH2026. Make sure you click the link in the description and download the app and have the code automatically added to your account so you can use it later. Thank you so much to se. For sponsoring today's episode.
Oscar
Yeah, I know.
Trish
Is there any not sick news out there? Is there anything not sick?
Oscar
Not sick? Let me see my notes.
Trish
There has to be some.
Oscar
There's like, koala.
Moses
You want some animal? We'll give you some animals.
Oscar
Yeah, maybe tee us up with an animal one.
Trish
Or any. I mean, you know, I guess we could always do this when you take your call.
Oscar
God, that is so cool. Moses.
Trish
Hot Topics. Moses usually have a Hot Topic ready to go when Oscar leaves. So, you know, we're not just sitting here in silence.
Moses
But I have a cute one if you want just to.
Trish
You have a cute one. All right, Moses, take the lead.
Moses
It's not so much a Hot Topic as much as a.
Oscar
That is very cute. A miniature just Trish set.
Moses
But it's the. Didn't you like the calico critters?
Oscar
Yeah. Oh, my God, it's calico.
Moses
Yeah.
Oscar
Oh, who did that? God, who did that?
Trish
It.
Moses
I sent the Jimmy so you can put it.
Trish
Is that real or AI?
Moses
No, this is real.
Trish
What? How do they get so little? How do they get their little fingers? My fingers would be huge. Have you done it in real life?
Oscar
Yeah. Like, not a little set. Like, I have a couple, like, calico critters, like sunny angels. You know, the mini little figurines. But it is hard because, like, you have to place them delicately and you got to have, like, you know, it's always so.
Moses
It looks crazy tempting whenever we're at Barnes and Noble with the kids.
Oscar
They're so cute.
Moses
There's the whole thing. It's always something just to make a whole world at home or something.
Trish
You should do that. That should be your thing.
Moses
I think I'm more with the train.
Trish
Yeah. Such a good idea. Calico critters with Moses. I love that. The kids would love it. I. I always just think of that movie with Steve Carell, the Dinner for. I think it's an offensive war now, but that. You remember, he always played with those calico critters, and they made it seem like that was a weird thing because he was just, like, a little off in that movie. They were like, oh, it's weird that he plays with those. But I'm like, that looks so soothing. Therapeutic healing to do. Maybe that's my new thing. If I didn't have sausage fingers, maybe, but. But it's fine. I don't mind my chubby hands, really. But I love that one. That was a good one. And that's a happy one. Someone's putting creativity out in the world. Thank you to the cleanser. A palette cleanser. Well, it's already been good so far. It's been good.
Moses
Maybe we need the palette cleanser at
Oscar
the end, I suppose. Pre palette cleanser. I suppose.
Trish
Okay.
Oscar
Well, this isn't too bad. The Met Gala is coming up.
Trish
Who's gonna be there? Who's there? I don't know. I don't know. There may be. There may be a Trish tie in with the back out somewhere. Okay, we can say that.
Oscar
Well, I know you asked this once, like, what actually happens at the Met Gala, And I did have a little rundown.
Trish
How'd you find out? Did you reach out?
Oscar
I already kind of knew. Vogue has done interviews and stuff before, so I kind of just, like, put the notes together, I suppose. But it is kind of interesting because the big thing is obviously the red carpet. And it takes forever because I think it opens, like, at 3:00pm Pacific, like 6:00pm Eastern, and then it goes all the way until, like, 10pm inside or the carpet people? To get inside? Yeah. How many people are invited on carpet? A couple hundred. But everyone is so space.
Trish
One by one.
Oscar
Yeah. And if you remember on the Kardashians, a couple of. Couple. Maybe last season or the season before, they talked about, like, the traffic getting into the Met Gala. I think it was. Kendall was on the bus or something.
Trish
Yes.
Oscar
And it was so backed up that the carpet almost closed before they got there. Because it's. It's New York, first of all. But then also everyone trying to get to the same, oh, my place.
Trish
Can you just get out of the car and walk? Or you think there's like, fans, I
Oscar
think, because the clothes, like, they can't. They can barely move in them. Most celebrities that I think you got to just, like, stand on that bus and wait till you're there. And everything is so expensive. Like, I don't even think insurance companies would allow you to, like, just walk through the streets wearing all that, you know?
Trish
That is wild. I didn't even think about all that. I know I asked yesterday. I was like, should we. Should we do live? Should we do, like, after the. Because I wanted to give you guys updated. Because we film on Mondays to go up Tuesdays. And I'm like, oh, we'll have the Tuesday episode, and we won't even be critiquing the Met Gala.
Oscar
I know.
Trish
I'm so sad about it. But I guess you will have a second episode on Thursday where we can follow up.
Oscar
But get into it. Yeah. And I know everyone is dying for our take on the Met Gala fashion because we are the style girls. We're known for our stuff.
Trish
Yes. The best critiquers. It's like those who can't do, teach, or those who can't do, judge. What is it? What is the word? There's something like, if you can't do something, then you're like, the judger. And you know what the best takes are from people who have no qualifications. You know what I mean? Because look at, like, fashion, please. Remember back in the day, like, Kelly Osborne and Joan river, you know, just like, people. You know, just people who have no business critiquing fashion. But that's what we love. We love people critiquing fashion that have. That you're never. You're not. You're wearing Target, which we love. But, like, honestly, you know what I mean? Like, like you're wearing. Yeah, I'm wearing Fashion Nova, and I'm critiquing the Met Gala Fashion. Nova should go to Met Gala, you know, but those are, you know, because people who. Who aren't participating, who aren't involved, you know, they look from the outside and they give their harsh. They're harsh critics. You know what I mean? And that's what. That's what people want to see. That's what people want to gag over. Because obviously everyone looks beautiful. Everyone's, like, worth a ton of money. You know what I mean? Like, we need a little. What's it called? A little jousting. Like, that's the entertainment that's giving back to medieval times, you know what I mean? So I know real quick. Were you good at notes? At School. School. Like, in high school and middle school, were you, like, always taking notes in class?
Oscar
Yeah, I love taking.
Trish
You're so. I was thinking about that now. I was like, I wish I was friends with you in middle school because you sent me those notes. Did you ever do that?
Oscar
No.
Trish
You never share notes?
Oscar
I. Maybe if someone asked if they were sick or something, but, like, not really. Also, it's back in the day where most of it was, like, handwritten, you know, back in the olden days.
Trish
Really? Yeah, I guess so.
Oscar
Laptops. But I don't think we were allowed them in school, like, in class. Not everyone is, but.
Trish
But you would never just be like, here, look at my notes.
Oscar
Sometimes someone would ask, I think, if they. If they were absent, but for the most part, no.
Trish
God, you would be so. Your kids are gonna be so good at taking notes.
Oscar
I do love to take notes and, like, highlight on occasion and stuff, too. I love bullet points.
Trish
Oh, my God. Wait, why would you. How do you highlight. What would you highlight? Everything. That's. Whenever I stop highlighting. When people highlight the Bible and stuff, it's like, what are you highlighting? Why do you only pick three lines to highlight? Like, what would you highlight? Do you know what I mean? Like, I see kids do that in textbooks. I'm like, what are you highlighting? There's.
Oscar
That seems really, really important.
Trish
But isn't it all important? Like, it all can be on the test. How do you know it's going to be on the test? Yeah, like, how do you clock. Even now, how do you clock? Like, what is important from this? Like, you're like, we're going to talk
Oscar
about, like, there's, like, the key. Like, the key information, and then there's a lot of, like, details, so that you kind of have to highlight the gist, the jizz. Like, you highlight the jizz of whatever you're reading. Like, what's the main point? And then everything else is, like, supporting detail to, you know, really get in there.
Trish
I think I always was the point. I'll give you a really quick example. Do you remember Rich Terabithia?
Oscar
Yeah. Well, the movie.
Trish
Okay. Did you ever read the book?
Oscar
No.
Trish
I think we read the book when we were kids, and I think I picked up on something, and maybe I'm, like, getting. Maybe it's not even the right book, but I remember, like, doing a presentation. Like, you have to give a presentation on the book. And all I did was, like, a poster board, and I put different colored waters because I was like, oh, the water changed colors. But maybe I also just made up that it changed colors. But I would literally, last minute, I just. It was like Ziploc bags of water. And I. I put food dye in there. And I was like, here's the red water, here's the green water. Here's the blue water. And the teacher's like, that has no significance. But I was like, no, but that was the most important part to me. And so, like, that's what I'm saying. Like, when he talks to notes and tests, it's like, but that was the most important part to me, so why would it not be on the test? Or whatever. But I also don't know if that was a thing or I just made it up because I remember when giving the presentation, I was like. I think I said, I found a version that did have colorful water. I was like, it wasn't in the book we read. But I was like, no, but I found it in, like, my dad's library in California. And there was one that said the water changed colors. And then the teacher couldn't say anything because she's like, oh, I never been to California. So I was like, that's the gag. It's in California. Go check it out. The Bridgetary California edition. And the teacher didn't like. She's like, okay, like. You know what I mean? But she also was like, but the water's not the important part of the story. Or was it. Did it give him youth in Bridget Harry Potty? Like, was the water something where the water gives them youth? Or. If there's a different book that is like that, let me know. But I think it's like, it gave them youth.
Oscar
I thought Josh Hutcherson was, like, in love with a little dead girl.
Trish
Okay, maybe. Maybe a different book. Tuck Everlasting.
Oscar
That's.
Trish
Does that sound more like it? Maybe. And he had water that made him youthful. I don't know. It's either Tuck Everlasting or Bridget Terepithia, one of those two.
Oscar
You're right. It's Tuck Everlasting.
Trish
And what's the synopsis?
Oscar
Hidden spring at the base of a tree in the Tree Gap woods that grants eternal life, youth and immunity.
Trish
Yes. Did they ever do a movie on it?
Oscar
They did, actually.
Trish
Okay.
Oscar
I think Alexis Liddell was in it.
Trish
What? I wanted to be. I wanted to be a part of it so bad. Oh, my God, that's crazy. I loved. I did like that book.
Oscar
Yeah. Alexis Bledel, she was the star.
Trish
Thank God I figured out. Otherwise, people like, you're dummy. Like, that's Not a real book. Okay. Thank God. Okay, well, let me know if there was call for water in Tucker blasting or did I just make it up? I can't remember, but I have a specific memory. Anyways, these are great notes, honestly. But back to the Matt gala, because I do want to know. Do we ever find out what's going on inside? You never said it.
Oscar
Oh, yeah. So after the red carpet, they go in, there's a dinner. The dinner also goes with the theme of what it is. And then they spend weeks doing the seating chart because they, like, you're not allowed to plus one. Like, usually celebrities, they'll bring, like, someone from their team, but their assistants or managers or whatever. Like, they're not allowed inside to sit down with them. So they do the seating charts, and then Vogue will kind of put people together who they think would get along or people who do get along. And then they have to be cognizant of, like, if these people have a bad relationship, if there's, like, a couple that broke up. So then they try to put them at tables far away from each other, which I thought was kind of funny. And I wish I worked at Vogue just for the seating chart tea, because, like, that's kind of fun.
Trish
Would you want to do it or you just want to, like, mess with it?
Oscar
Oh, I would have such a key during the little seating chart, because I know, like, I feel like I. I'm so in the weeds that I know all the interpersonal dynamics of people. You know what I mean? I'd be like, don't pizza Larson next to James Charles. Stuff like that.
Trish
James Charles is going, no.
Oscar
Like, that one year he did go.
Trish
Zara Larson was actually Charles. Or they just don't like each other.
Oscar
I just. That's, like, fresh in my mind.
Trish
Because she likes. She liked the tweet or she said the tweet.
Oscar
She's back in Dramageddon to era. She hopped in and spilled her own James Charles tea. And then that's how I knew this girl was here to stay.
Trish
Wait, what? Okay, I saw you send something, and I kind of didn't get it because there was like, two things. And I was like, wait, I kind of understand. So she did a tweet.
Oscar
Yes. Quick side note. Zara Larson, during the by Sister Dramageddon days when James tried to Charles was getting. Was not when people liked him again. It was right when people hated him, when everyone was coming forward with their James Charles horror stories of him hitting on straight men. And then Zara Larson also jumped in. There and tweeted like, he tried to hit on my boyfriend. He slid in my boyfriend's dms. And when he clapped back at the no more lies. I think whatever was next, he was like. He also. He clapped back as our Larson.
Trish
Oh, my gosh. James Charles.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
He clapped back. What'd he say?
Oscar
No, he had his own receipts of, like, what he sent to her boyfriend. And it wasn't anything too debaucherous, I guess, but you could tell he was still, you know, he was intrigued by what he looked like.
Trish
I think James Charles, one of those people who just had enough people come for that. I think we believe. I don't think everybody has a terrible James Charles story. And James Charles did nothing. I don't think he's, like, innocent always. You know, I mean, I think he's always sliding into your boyfriend's DMs. He can look like a foot, but as long as the young foot, you know, he's sliding into those DM. But one day, James, like, you're gonna be 30 soon. You need to stop it. He's like, 30. 28.
Oscar
Yeah, actually, right?
Trish
Because I think of him as like a child, but he's like, not a child anymore.
Oscar
26. He will be 27.
Trish
All right, you're off your parents insurance. It's time to stop sliding into those young boys dms. Even if they look young. Even him saying they like some young, you know. Anyways, James Charles, we watched that on Patreon. We were watching annoying. Do we call it annoying YouTubers or we call it canceled YouTubers.
Oscar
No nuisances. It's gonna be our enemies. But then we downgraded to nuisances.
Trish
Nuisances. Which honestly, weirdly, you gotta go watch it. James Charles was like, the least annoying. Even though it was annoying. It was a 10 out of 10. He was, like, the least problematic of all the ones we watched. Crazy. So go see the tea on that. But, like, James Charles did go to the Met gal. I forgot about that. Zara Larson's going. Is she gonna do. We don't know.
Oscar
We don't know exactly who. Like, obviously there's. There's, like, the chairs that we do know. We know Beyonce's coming back. Sabrina Carpenter, Alyssa Lou. Heated rivalry boys. But a lot of the lists, like, we kind of find out day of. Usually, people kind of have an idea in my head. I'm going in expecting to see everybody because, like, kind of every. Every person who's like buzzy goes like, I'm expecting to see Addison Ray. I'm Expecting Charlie xx. I'm expecting Cat's Eye. Like, Cat's Eye this. I'm just expecting them because they are fashion girls. They do work with Vogue a lot, so it kind of makes sense that they're there.
Trish
Oh, my God. Gay.
Oscar
Not me knowing anything. Me just speculating.
Trish
Yeah, I know.
Oscar
Harry Daniels posted, like, a photo with Megan. I was like, oh, that's sweet. I liked it. And then people like, wow, I can't believe you liked it. I was like, wait, why?
Trish
I'm like, wait, like, what are they called? The icons are not in it. We want to be on the icons. Good side.
Oscar
And Zara Larson, like, did two people were mad at Zara Larson. I'm like, we just don't know.
Trish
Like, I know. Anyway, they're out of the know.
Oscar
Lord have mercy.
Trish
But in the know, you guys are both chronically online with those AI fruits.
Oscar
We take two days off and all
Trish
of a sudden you can't take two days off. Cat's Eye is doing a K pop festival. They're like headlining a K pop festival here in la. Are you gonna go in August? I really want to go. I kind of want to go. I'm like, trying to figure out how to go without being, like, overwhelmed. Because that's where you try to see Chapel and you were overwhelmed, right? I think it's at the Rose Bowl. Is that where you went?
Oscar
I almost. I had tickets, but then I didn't go because I was too overwhelmed.
Trish
But yes, that's what I feel like. That'll be me. Like, I really want to go. But then I'm like, oh, I just feel a little overwhelming because it's so big. When it's like a stadium. I'm like, oh, it's like too big. Theaters I can do. Love a theater. Stadium girl. Winter is so last season and now spring's got you looking at pictures of tank tops with hungry eyes. Your algorithm is feeding you cutoffs. You're thirsty for the season. Sun on your shoulders. That perfect hang on the patio Sundress those sandals you can wear all day and all night. And you've had enough of shopping from your couch. Done. Hoping it looks anything like the picture when you tear open that envelope. It's time for a little in person spring treat. It's time for a trip to Ross. Work your magic. Focus features in Blumhouse present Obsession. When I have a crush on a guy no one knows. Be careful.
Moses
I wish Nikki love me more than anyone in the entire world.
Trish
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Oscar
I'm not having a seat is what gets me because then I don't have, like, a place place. You know what I mean? Like, if I have a seat, it's like, okay, I can get there. And then I just sit and wait versus, like, standing. You're kind of just like, corralled and I don't know, you don't have, like, a place that's your own to call like a home.
Trish
I need a little seat. I get you. Yeah. I always want to be in the pit, too, but then I'm like, I need to sit down somewhere too, just in case. Did you know Anthony Padilla? He was just on, I think, like, Last Meals, and he was saying his mom is historic horophobic and that they, like, suffer greatly and they can't leave the house.
Oscar
Wow.
Trish
Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Like, I guess you're the first person I met that, like. Like I've ever heard of that. Like a real phobia where you, like, can't leave the house. And I was like. And then he was talking about it and I was like, wait, this is like a thing that, like, happens to a lot of people.
Oscar
Yeah. And it's like one of those ones too where there's different levels of it. So I'm sure hers is like, really extreme case too, because obviously I overcame it to an extent, but.
Trish
Right. Yeah. It's like, not leave, especially when you have, like, kids and stuff. Like, I didn't listen to the full interview, but it made me want to watch it. I was like, oh, my gosh, that was so crazy. I want to be on Last Meals too. Do you know what that is?
Oscar
Yes.
Trish
How do you get on there? Is it Mythical Morning? Is it.
Oscar
Is it good Mythical morning? I think so.
Trish
You have to get. I think because I ghosted Rhett and link in like, 2008, they never let me back on their stuff again.
Oscar
Is it with them still or is it. Is there. I know they kind of have a lot of people that, like, they have. It's kind of like smosh. Where they have other.
Trish
Yeah, no, no, it's not them. It's like some guy hosting it. But, like, I assume they're the. They're like the executives in charge that
Oscar
are, like, vetoing you. I just add it to your press list. You never know.
Trish
I did add it to my Press list. But I like. I. I just love it because they give you all the food that you love, and you. You pick, like, 10 meals. Basically, I could be like, I want Moses Bolognese. I want Benny Hibachi fried rice. Benny Han hibachi fried rice. Like, you can pick, like, everything but Bruxy's chicken. Like, you can just pick everything you want, but they cook it. I don't know. Anyways, love that Anthony Padilla is still around. Do you know what I mean? Like, that's crazy.
Oscar
To answer your question. What happens inside? So, yeah, after the red carpet is the dinner, and there is food in there. Not everyone eats, I'm assuming because the outfits are really tough. Also, at award shows, no one really eats that much either. Yeah, some people more than others. Last year, infamously, Meg the st. Like, kind of logged herself in the Met Gala. Locked or logged vlogged. Oh, vlog. Yeah. And she showed all the food and everything, and it looked good.
Trish
And I love her. I want her on the podcast. I know she's ending her Moulin Rouge, but I'm just. I really want to see her.
Oscar
I know. I live for her. She's very sweet. She's very smart. She gets a lot of hate, which is.
Trish
Does she wait for why?
Oscar
But just people who like the fandoms, who she kind of goes against, I guess. So, like, like, when it was like, Meg the Stallion versus Nikki or like, with all the. Tory. With the Tory Lane's debacle, too, with that. With her getting shot. Not even allegedly like, she did.
Trish
Oh, what happened?
Oscar
She got shot in her, like, near her ankle, I think. And she, like, went to court and everything and was found guilty, but people still don't believe her. I'm like, she won the.
Trish
She went to court or Meg.
Oscar
A lot of people don't believe Megan that she was. That she was shot.
Trish
Oh, Megan, thee stallion was shot.
Oscar
Yes. By Tory Lane. I know.
Trish
And it was proven.
Oscar
Yeah. In court. It was proven in court.
Trish
Oh, my God.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Wait. Wow.
Oscar
I know.
Trish
So many chapters.
Oscar
Gone through a lot.
Trish
Damn. And obviously her cheating boyfriend.
Oscar
I know. But she still is, like, so sweet and positive, and I feel like she's a great role model. Talented, you know, she's. She is advocate for people going to school. She went to college and everything, too, so. Yeah, I love Meg. I think she's so great.
Trish
Everybody should be more college advocates. I feel like somebody's like, you don't need college.
Oscar
Well, you.
Trish
I know. That's what I'm saying. There needs to be a Counter. Do I say go to college or don't go to college?
Oscar
You say, who needs college?
Trish
Oh, for sure, that. But I think there's so many of us. There's so many. Like, who needs college? But I feel like that's what I'm saying. There should be more advocates for college because now college is like, oh, you just get in debt and it's awful and it's loans. But there should be more people. Like, look at my success after college. You know, you're good at one. Meg the Stallion. There's so many of them, you know, it's a flex. And more people should advocate for that. Just a lot of money.
Oscar
It is. Yeah.
Trish
Student loans, debt. Maybe you'll get a good paying job or maybe you'll be an influencer.
Oscar
Yeah, exactly.
Trish
But it's always good to have just in case. I feel like you. No one regrets getting a degree.
Oscar
No. I guess depending on what. Like Whitney Lovett said she kind of regretted her.
Trish
What's her degree in?
Oscar
She went to. She got a degree in dance.
Trish
Well, look at that. It worked out for her. Dancing with the Stars, Chicago. That's actually crazy. She said that because, like. What do you mean that, like, prepared you for all of this. That's the reason you're so successful.
Oscar
Money. It's, you know.
Trish
Okay, well, the money is always who wants to spend money.
Oscar
But yeah, Meg vlogged herself in the Met Gala. And then you're not supposed to film yourself inside. Like, that's the rule. Yeah, everyone kind of does it with between the bathrooms. People take selfies all the time. So people thought she was going to be banned from the Met Gala, but she confirmed that was fake, that she was not banned.
Trish
She's gonna come back this year?
Oscar
I think so. Yeah. She's also in New York, so it kind of makes sense. And I feel like, look hotter than ever.
Trish
Yeah.
Oscar
LA Roaches has been styling her lately too.
Moses
So.
Oscar
Yeah, I think that'll be.
Trish
That's the winner right there.
Oscar
So then after the dinner is the entertainment. So the one I remember the most is Ariana. I think it was. It was before Wicked.
Trish
Oh, yes. She was in the green fairy outfit with the flowers, the Ariel. Yes. The scarves.
Oscar
And last year was Usher, so I don't know who's. It's gonna be this year. Yeah. What was the theme like? The theme was like the influence of like. It was like black men and dandyism. Like the influence in fashion. So.
Trish
Yes.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Is he the fashion? I didn't know. I guess. Okay, guy, I Don't know. He was.
Oscar
Yeah. So it depends on the theme. So what's the. It's like art.
Trish
Oh, she literally is.
Oscar
Yeah, she is like her art pop can be anything. So, like, maybe it'll be dog. Yeah.
Trish
Or who are the people that Somebody that I used to know Gotier. Yeah. To me, I feel art is that.
Oscar
That is very artistic.
Trish
They're literally art. Weren't they paintings in that video?
Oscar
T in Their Face, I think had.
Trish
Yeah.
Oscar
Or something.
Trish
Love. I love that. You know Gaultier.
Oscar
Well, I just know that song.
Trish
Me too. We don't know any other ones. They didn't do the Pumped Up Kicks one.
Oscar
No, that was Foster the People.
Trish
Oh. Doesn't it sound kind of like the same or the same era?
Oscar
Same era. For sure. For sure. Yeah.
Trish
I love that you know that too. Wow. You're so musically knowledgeable. That's so crazy how you know so much.
Oscar
I lived it.
Trish
So who's saying? I could not believe my eyes? Wow.
Oscar
It's all the same era. Like I was alive consuming music at that time.
Trish
Time. Wow. But I was too. I don't know the names of these random bands.
Oscar
Where were you at that time?
Trish
Well, but this one, I was in the beach apartment because I remember because I was watching Strawberry 17. She would always use Owl City.
Oscar
She did a whole music video.
Trish
Yeah. Wasn't that their big one in the bridge?
Oscar
That was their big break. Yeah.
Trish
Where's that bridge? Let's go recreate it.
Oscar
Terabithia.
Trish
But what? Oh, it's like the actual city. Is it here in la?
Oscar
I nor Cal.
Trish
I would assume that's where they're from.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
That was fun. So who's he gonna be best dressed at the Met Gala? Probably Beyonce.
Oscar
Oh, yeah. I could see Beyonce. I would imagine Zendaya's gonna be there yet. Maybe not. Cuz she has so many events this year and so many stories. Maybe she'll be like, I don't need to do this one. But yeah, I probably assume like a Beyonce. It would probably be like. I would think. Yeah.
Trish
Think Kardashians are going?
Oscar
Yeah. Chloe. Probably not.
Trish
Wait, why?
Oscar
Usually gets anxious at the Met Gala. How do I.
Trish
Anyway, I remember she said I wore sunglasses because I'm just like, I don't know. I don't feel like I am Courtney.
Oscar
Oh, I imagine she's uninvited.
Trish
No, but she's at Disneyland. I just saw her there again. I'm like, how many times you at Disneyland? Yeah, she was there like a couple days ago. I'm like, God, they really love that place. Same.
Oscar
But Kim definitely Chris, definitely Kendall.
Trish
Oh, is Chris a meow staple?
Oscar
Chris doesn't miss a Met. Oh yeah.
Trish
Kendall, Kylie, Kim, Chris.
Oscar
Yeah, those ones for sure. Everyone else iffy on.
Trish
But Sabrina probably will look good.
Oscar
Yeah. And you know the Met Gala curse, right? That's my favorite part. No, what is it like the couples who make a big splash, like a debut at the Met Gala and up breaking up.
Trish
Who do you think's gonna make their debut?
Oscar
What are like new. Who are like new couples right now? Who is if Kim and Louie Hamilton, because they've kind of been more public.
Trish
Right.
Moses
So.
Oscar
And we know Kim likes to make her couple her red carpet official up in that galaxy Davidson.
Trish
So she needs to stop doing that.
Oscar
Yeah. Cuz it make out of court.
Trish
I know, I believe it.
Oscar
It's good in the moment because like that's the place to be, you know. Yeah. Like that's a fierce debut. That's a fierce photograph, you know.
Trish
But what about Harry and Zoe?
Oscar
It's actually flash the ring one. Harry hasn't been in a minute. I don't think Zoe Kravitz usually goes,
Trish
yeah, they would look so, so good. Zoe is my fashion queen lately. I love that YSL dress. I think it's the gold. I had to like remade. I wore it on just. I like love her so much. I was like, I really want to see her at the Met Gala.
Oscar
Yeah. She was there last year, I believe.
Trish
And yes.
Oscar
That's when she had the seat see through dress. Right. With like the little thong. Yeah.
Trish
It was her everything. I saw a picture for like her wedding. She was married, I guess before. I saw a picture of her in a wedding dress and it looked like a flower girl dress. It looked so pretty. I was kind of like, wait, is she so tea. She looks so good. If you type in like Zoe Kravitz like wedding dress, it's like this little like cupcake dress. Unless it was AI. You know, I fall for AI all the time.
Oscar
Carl Glusman.
Trish
She was married.
Oscar
Yes. Got married in 2019, divorced in 2020.
Trish
Well, pandemic makes or breaks you. You know what I mean? I mean, damn, now she's with hairstyles.
Oscar
Oh yeah. It is a pretty dress.
Trish
So pretty. Like everything she wears, just as gorgeous. She's like, like a fairy. She's just like so beautiful. Like I really think like Harry, that's like he hit the jackpot with her. I think that's like. Yeah, you think they're engaged or that is that Confirmed.
Oscar
I think they're engaged. Yeah.
Trish
After how much? Eight months.
Oscar
Eight months.
Trish
Too soon
Oscar
to me. Yeah. But I mean, just like me personally, I couldn't imagine doing it, but sometimes when, you know, I guess it is kind of surprising, I guess for Harry. I'm just so used to Harry, like dating and then, I don't know, I. I guess he is of the age where he would settle down. I'm so used to him, like being young.
Trish
Yeah.
Oscar
Being a little bit more unserious. But hey, more power to you.
Trish
I do love it. I do love it for them. We were eight months, right? I think we were eight months. We got engaged.
Moses
We. But we were quarantined once.
Trish
Okay. So that doesn't count or makes it quicker. Doubles time. What is it?
Moses
I think it was two years.
Trish
Okay. It was definitely eight months. But whatever. Whatever you think? I agree. I think most people, I'd be like, oh, yeah, wait. But then I'm like, you know what?
Moses
No, but the reality is the distance between us, if we were. It was normal time, like work distance and traffic.
Trish
Right.
Moses
I would probably see you maybe once, twice a week.
Trish
Oh, you're saying the amount of hours we would spend.
Moses
Spend the whole week.
Trish
We did spend 24 hours together.
Moses
The amount of time we spent together was equal to like two years, period.
Trish
Okay, I see what you're saying. Right. Oh, in that case, you're right.
Oscar
Well, Channing Tatums seemingly, seemingly responded to Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles getting engaged, which I thought was kind of.
Trish
Was he doing like a Justin Bieber thing where it's like Gollum?
Oscar
Not quite, but like in the same vein, I suppose, because right after people posted their confirmation of. Of Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles being engaged, Channing Tatum went to his Instagram story and shared a poem and wrote. Read like in text. And then the poem he shared said, my brain and heart divorced a decade ago over who was to blame about how big a mess I have become. And then after that, he posted a reel from Don't Die Dumb about a therapy technique to release anger called noodle therapy. And it sees people smack each other with pool noodles. And he captioned it. It seems like so much fun.
Trish
What's the noodles symbol? Symbolic lies.
Oscar
I think it's a way to get your anger out without like actually causing physical harm because it's, you know, a little foam pool noodle. Oh. Even though they can kind of hurt those pool noodles. But I digress.
Trish
What are you trying to hit each other with them? They're not Meant for hitting. You're supposed to float on them.
Oscar
See, but it's like a, it's like a therapy. It's like technique is. I don't know how real that is.
Trish
But Wait, that's a crazy therapy technique is to be like, go hit something. I get it. There's like rage rooms and stuff. But it's like, is that good? I guess, I guess it's getting it out.
Oscar
I don't know. I guess it's better than hitting somebody. Yeah. Like actually assaulting somebody, but damn. Yeah. So it's kind of funny to me that he would show that because he's, he's, he's a little too grown for that. He also is.
Trish
Yes.
Oscar
I mean maybe they broke up, but he was seeing someone for a long time. Like he kind of moved on first. He moved on before?
Trish
Yes. He's in dms. I know people like so close to me, like that would not lie that I like he was in the dms, like right away. He's like, he's definitely a DM person. Which. Yeah, he's, he's like Brad Pitt where like they just didn't like they gave us the ick after a while, like changing almost everything. And now it's kind of like every time I see him, it kind of gives me the ick. And especially with this.
Oscar
Yeah. Because he was, he was, was Slash, I think is still dating a 26 year old model, Inca Williams. Like they did red carpets and stuff to get together fairly recently.
Trish
How is he? He's like 50, right.
Oscar
He has to be his 40s.
Trish
46. 46. 26. Because he has a daughter too that's like 10. Yeah, I just think like,
Oscar
Oh, she has one that he has one that's two years old and then definitely has one older son. Yeah, a son that's nine.
Trish
I think like a good rule of thumb is like if like your person you're dating is closer to your kids age than you, like you shouldn't date them. You know what I mean? Like it's just a little, little off putting. But all right. I guess men are mad when you move on. Even if you have someone else. I don't know.
Oscar
Oh, wait, no, sorry, let me correct myself. I. It popped up the wrong Tatum. Channing Tatum's daughter Everly is 12 and that's his daughter with Jenna Dwan.
Trish
Yes. So rule of thumb, if your person you're dating is closer to your kids age, you shouldn't date them. Which it is. She's. They're 20 years difference. They're 10 years difference. Yikes.
Oscar
Oh, wow. God. Yeah. Yeah.
Trish
So you know, just maybe that he.
Oscar
That should have stayed on the close friend. That's a case for like. Yeah. Maybe have a close friends list. You know, like I don't know if we should be sharing that with that baby.
Trish
I see. Yeah. He wants to get it out. Yeah.
Oscar
Even if it's not related, it's like, what do you. I have trouble thinking, thinking it's not related just because it did come out like right after people confirmed it and.
Trish
But what else would it be about?
Oscar
Exactly. I don't know.
Trish
Oh, so you're saying you do think it's related.
Oscar
I'm sure one could argue that it could be about something else. But like optics are everything, mama.
Trish
So the timing.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Although I guess if you're just offline like you were for two days, you could just post something.
Oscar
You know what? Gag it, Gaga. That is very true.
Trish
That happens to me sometimes. I like post something and then it's like, oh my gosh, it's about this. And I was like, oh my God, I did not even know. Like, you know you sometimes it is just out of your sphere.
Oscar
Yeah. Taylor, Frankie, Paul. Yeah, I like Taylor, Frankie, Paul. And then the video comes out.
Trish
Yes.
Oscar
How can you say that?
Trish
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.
Oscar
That's true.
Trish
Like Harry Daniels.
Oscar
Yeah. So there is a little bit of benefit of the doubt, I suppose. But I did think it was kind of funny especially they were together a long time.
Trish
Were they? I didn't know. I didn't even know they would.
Oscar
They're a couple years, 2021 and then they split in 2024. So like.
Trish
Oh yeah, it's pretty recent.
Oscar
And they were engaged as well.
Trish
And then you see him just go with a hot rock star like Harry Styles. You're like damn hot young.
Oscar
I know.
Trish
I do think he has a more swag than Channing Tatum.
Oscar
Oh yeah, for sure. He's like artistic. He's like very open minded. He's handsome, great fashion sense.
Trish
Sensitive, artistic.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Funny. He seems pretty funny.
Oscar
He's funny.
Moses
Yeah.
Oscar
Also an actor too, so he can kind of do it all. Also in Marvel Actor, which is kind of funny.
Trish
What does that mean? He's a superhero.
Oscar
Both in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Trish
Harry.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Did we talk about this? No.
Oscar
If he wasn't in a while ago, he made his character has since nothing's happened to him in a few years, so who knows if he still is. But technically. Technically.
Trish
Wow. Okay. I didn't know that.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
What? What era episode 2020 too. Turtles. And he acted.
Oscar
He did act. He was cameo. He was a character. I think his character was Star Fox, I want to say. And he was. She shared the screen with Angelina Jolie.
Trish
Okay.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
That's pretty impressive.
Oscar
It's pretty big. Yeah. But it's. Since nothing has happened, so I don't know. I don't know if he's supposed to do it. No spin offs. Yeah, he was supposed to, but then, yeah, the movie kind of flopped. So nothing happened for many it.
Trish
But I would like a cameo in Men in Black.
Oscar
As what? Like the alien or.
Trish
Do you remember Michael Jackson did it?
Oscar
No, but he was like an alien.
Trish
I think he's like, hey, Agent, this is Agent M. I could be Agent
Oscar
T. Like when the aliens pretend to be somebody. Yeah, I see, I see.
Trish
Was. I think Michael Jackson was an alien in it, but he was like pretending to be an agent.
Oscar
I see, I see.
Trish
He just like zoomed in. I think it was like on. On a screen and I remember being like, like, so excited and I'm like, oh, I want to do that one day. They still make those movies.
Oscar
I feel like there was one a few years ago with Tessa Thompson, but it didn't do very well.
Trish
Tessa Thompson?
Oscar
Yes.
Trish
From team 10.
Oscar
No.
Trish
Who's Tessa Thompson?
Oscar
Are you Brooks?
Trish
Oh, yeah. You said like, I wouldn't know this person.
Oscar
Thompson's like an actress. She is also in the Marvel. Well, she is in the Marvel, yeah. As well. That's not a good, like, signifier. Oh, my God. I don't know what she was been in that. You would know, but she wasn't Men of black in 2019.
Trish
Oh, what number was it? Two or three. That must have been three.
Oscar
It was like a reboot with Will Smith and Tommy Hemsworth.
Trish
What? Whose idea was that? They did one without Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.
Oscar
Yeah, it was Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson. Were the Men in Black Black.
Trish
Ew. Why did they do that?
Oscar
I don't know.
Trish
Why did they do that? Pre slap. Right. It was so. It wasn't even like he was canceled. Like, that's so weird. Oh, I hate that. And they're still a lot. What do you mean? That is the craziest thing to do. Men in Black without them. Absolutely not. They're not even like dead or anything. Like, that's so weird. Oh, I hate that.
Oscar
Yeah. That was the fourth one. It was a reboot. Men in Black International.
Trish
No. Did it flop?
Oscar
Yes.
Trish
Yeah, exactly. Bring it back with the OGs. I'd love to be in it.
Oscar
Oh, my God, that killed me.
Trish
That is crazy.
Oscar
That's.
Trish
Why would they do that? That's like, literally doing, like, heated Rivalry, like, reboot, but without, like, the stars of Heated Rivalry. It's like, why would you bring it back and not have the stars?
Oscar
You got to have a little cameo at least, you know?
Trish
Yeah, they don't. They weren't in it.
Oscar
I don't think so. No.
Trish
That's weird. Who was the guy who said Chris Hemsworth? Which one is that? Thor?
Oscar
Yes.
Trish
Knew I'd get it. Yeah. It doesn't sound like a good idea with that. I'm in the Marvel universe, I guess. I am in the Marvel universe too.
Oscar
Yeah, you kind of are, but, like, am.
Trish
Yeah, I'm Stanley superhero.
Moses
Yeah.
Trish
It's true, right? Is it not Marvel or. No. Is it considered Dark Horse character?
Oscar
Okay.
Trish
Is that not considered Marvel?
Oscar
I don't know. I don't think Dark Horse is owned by Marvel.
Trish
Who produced it? Who produced the show? Damn.
Moses
But you were literally talking to the creator of the universe, so.
Trish
That's true.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
I'm in the Stan Lee universe cinematic universe.
Moses
I've never seen any of those actors who talk to him about their Chris Hemsworth. Yeah.
Trish
There's probably footage of him talking to Stan Lee. Okay. But I like that in your world, I'm the only one who has talked to Stan Lee about my character, which is very true. Moses, this is your moment, your time to shine. Take over. If Oscar's never around, we're just gonna do an all Moses episode. What if I'm not around? Oscar's not around. You gonna take over?
Moses
We'll just do cooking.
Trish
Okay, Go to your cooking channel. All right, you guys, Oscar, how to take a little phone call because he is booked busy. And, you know, here we are. Wait, first of all, how are you today? We never, in the mornings when we do podcasts, never see each other. Like, it's very. Just. All right, go, go, go. It's a marathon.
Moses
You go down to glam. I get the kids, then transition into getting the podcast ready.
Trish
And it's. It's so much. There's so much happening, and then it's always like something else. Like, you know, I had to, like, I had to send a wire today. And then it's like this. And then an email. Like, okay, you move the cars. Like, there's always just like a million things happening. Construction, of course, construction happening non stop. It's. It's crazy. But anyways, you look great. I'm very. I love our Wednesdays. I do love our Wednesdays because it's Moses cooking days. It's my Pilates day, so I overall feel very good on Wednesdays. It's also like our end of the week because we've been going since Saturday. I've been glamming Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. So we finally have a little break tomorrow, and it's a very exciting day tomorrow, so I'm excited for that. But we kind of have a little. Our little. A little weekend off. My dad's coming up this, so we'll have our time to reconnect and reconvene with everybody. But you look great. I like your tiger shirt.
Moses
Thank you. It's always Malibu. Tiger is malleable.
Trish
And she knows that too. She's like, I'm the tiger. The snake is getting made. It's in production. It's in production around the way.
Moses
I need to talk to them.
Trish
Yeah, well, you can. You were here when they did it, right? When they were talking about how they're gonna do it?
Moses
I was talking about how to do it, but yeah.
Trish
Oh, you did.
Moses
Okay.
Trish
So, you know, so you. Oh, okay. You just want to be looped in the emails. Okay, no worries. You look great. Good job on the cooking. What is your hot topic? Or do you know? We can just chat too.
Moses
I mean, one thing I've seen lately that's been happening is people, like, they just. I don't know what they're called. Let me see. They're kind of like runners. They just. They.
Trish
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Moses
You run into Scientology buildings. Have you seen that?
Trish
No.
Moses
What is this? Like, a group of kids and they sometimes dressed up in different things or not. And they'll just show up into the building and start running and try to see how far they can go into the building before they get stopped or caught.
Trish
Well, I think anyone can go into the building, though, right? Don't they want people to go in the building? They're probably gonna, like, lock them in there. And they're like, wait, we want to. Right?
Moses
But they want you to come. A video sign up, maybe and leave, not run up to where the offices are. Or places where it's supposed to go.
Trish
They're posting this on TikTok and what's happening? They're getting kicked out.
Moses
So, yeah, obviously at some point, they get caught up with. They get kicked out some buildings now. They took off the handles of the doors outside, and when you look in, you see a line of people just holding hands, like a. Like a human chain.
Trish
Wait, but why? I don't understand. Like, so no one can get in.
Moses
In to keep.
Trish
But it's one group of runners in one specific spot. So.
Moses
Well, they're trying it in different spots and different times. Like, they've been doing it.
Trish
And so everyone's just there 20, like, 24 hours, just holding hands to not
Moses
let them through, like, behind the doors. And they took the handles off the doors. So they're like. And there's people that were in, you know, that left the community, whatever you call it. And they said that this is how they usually act when they, you know, they. Any. Something that is allegedly like a cult want to be perceived as being attacked. You know, it's us versus them. They're always attacking us. We're the good guys, they're the bad guys. So they're saying, like, how they're using that to prop that even more. You know, it was just interesting, but it's just like.
Trish
But are they just kids? It's, like, harmless.
Moses
It's kids, but it's very. It seems coordinated. They know what they're doing.
Trish
Oh, I see. Like, an attack on religion.
Moses
Some of them come in and like. Like, this guy, like, goes in.
Trish
It's like, let me see.
Moses
They'll just go in and, like, start screaming stuff.
Trish
Oh, okay. So they're being, like, a nuisance about it.
Moses
This guy came in. He's like, I'm from the future. I'm Zenu.
Trish
Somebody help me. Oh, I kind of hate it, though, actually. I do hate it.
Moses
There's different ones. There's this, and there's the runners.
Trish
Yeah, but that's actually, like. Okay, I know. We're all. I think most of us, except for Sign Holler Sports, most of us. Like, Scientology is. Seems culty, seems weird. Like, there's obviously. We know people in real life that have had issues with them, but, like, are they. Maybe they are. Are they, like. I guess they're hurting. I guess. I guess in theory, I guess they'd be hurting people in there. But, like, it is, like, a place of, like, worship. Right? So is it kind of like.
Moses
I don't know if. Yeah, I don't know. What to categorize them as they're not
Trish
going out into the world and, like, causing harm. So why are those people going in there and, like, causing a ruckus? Unless I guess they know someone in there. Maybe they're trying to get someone out, but it doesn't seem like that. Seem like they're just trying to be annoying.
Moses
So for social media, they're probably feeling like. I think whenever there's something that's kind of secretive, there's. It's easier to make conspiracies about it or think certain ways about it. And so I guess they're just trying to test the boundaries or. Or they feel like it's an easy target to do. So I don't know. I mean, the reality is that anyone. That if you talk about Scientology, they would say, well, any other book of religion is like. Like a fiction. You know, it's. It's also.
Trish
Yeah, that's.
Moses
A lot of people have the same, you know, and any religion, there is a sect that is somewhat culty. There's always, like, levels. Doesn't matter which religion. There's different levels. And there's always little groups and little branches that become more culty than others. But.
Trish
But those kids are annoying, and I saw that they're young boys. Those young boys are just let people be like, oh, my God. Like, let them be. Unless you. Unless you're like, loved ones and they're being affected and being, like, drained of their money. Okay, fine, I guess. But, like, you're not doing.
Moses
There's. There's. That would do real documentaries and investigations, like investigative reporting, and find out details that are important or maybe something we should know. So, yeah, that's more of a. The way to go about things like that.
Trish
I know I really need to look into, like, raising a proper man, like, raising a proper gentleman. Because, like, obviously we have a boy. And it does scare me that boys, teenagers and above, they're just like. Like the claviculars of it all. It's like, how do you stop that from happening? Because it seems like it's. It's. They always say not all men, but it's always a man. It's always a boy being rambunctious. It's always a boy being problematic like that. And it's like, how do we. How do we raise them to not be like that?
Moses
Usually just by being present. By having parents that are present, you. You're able to mitigate that. Because the clavicular and Tates of the wall world, they usually get the boys that don't have a father figure that's strong enough.
Trish
Yeah, but sometimes they can't help that. They don't have a. Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, as a mom, there's single moms out there. Like, how do you do. How do you. How do you raise a boy?
Moses
It's hard for a single mom because she has to be both the mom and the dad.
Trish
Like, I don't know. I just feel like boys, it's just, like, just. It's gonna be so hard. I guess you just have to really instill more. I guess girls, naturally more have a empathetic way about them. They're like, more. Not soft, but a little, like, softer. And I feel like boys, for some reason, have this, like, tendency to be just, like, loud and problematic. Like, those boys running in there. Like, what happened to them as children that they're doing this? You know what I mean? Like, it's fine to be one even online, if you want to be loud online and critiquing Scientology, but to go physically in a place and just be like, you're an astronaut, saying you're from the future, just being actually annoying and not helpful at all to anything is. I hate it. But anyways, we've been doing a lot of dates. Oh, did you see Lantra Tiger? Did you see White Lotus has found a replacement for Helena Bonham Carter. Laura Lord Dern.
Moses
Yeah.
Trish
She is from Jurassic Park. She was also in. She was in a Mike White show. God, somebody was here. Oh, Jordan Firstman, he was here. He said he loved a show. God, I can't remember what it's called, but Mike White had a show, and Laura Dern was the star of it. He's like, oh, I loved it. It was so good. Remember when he was here? He said it, and he kind of, like, gave details and sounded good. So she is replacing. So it's not me, but it's okay. Maybe when a White Lotus goes to Kyoto or something, because that's our. Our Japan manifestation, but we have been going on a lot of dates lately, which has been really nice and really fun. But I also love being home. Love both. I love the balance of both.
Moses
Yeah. When you have little kids, you have to be conscious and intentional about spending time together outside of that equation.
Trish
Yeah. I did just see someone talking about this. Maybe it was Ari. Maybe she was telling me makeup artist, but yeah, it is. Is. Yeah. Because Meghan Trainor also recently talked about this on a podcast. She said, you know, when people said marriage was hard, she never thought it was hard until she had like three kids under like five, which is like. I don't think our marriage is hard because she talks about like, going to like, couples therapy and stuff. And like, now it's great and better than ever. But it gets. It's definitely harder or more challenging when you have kids because you don't have time together. When it was just you and me. It's just you and me and we're like. It's all us and we feel. But. But I think we've done a pretty good. I think we've done a really good job job, like, adjusting. You always send. We always send each other, like, little, like, are they memes? I guess. I don't know, but it's like I heard there was one girl on Tick Tock. There was a lady on Tick Tock who was like, you know, I saw a couple going on a walk after dinner at like 7pm and I was like, wow, I would love to just be walking, but no, you have to get the kids ready. You have to clean up everything. You have to get them bedtime routines and then shows. Then I realized, like, those people walking outside might be looking in here and being like, gosh, I wish I could have. Oh, that makes me cry. Like, wish I could go back to kids being like three and two too. That, like, makes me cry so much because it's like, it's so true. It's like, yeah, this time goes so fast. And we see it with Malibu, how fast she is, like, how like, grown up she is. And I like, say to her all the time, I'm just like, gosh, like, she got. She grew up so quickly. And yeah, I think it's like we'd haven't slept next to each other in the same bed since Malibu was born. But it's like, I wouldn't want it any other way because it's like it just goes by so fast and, you know, eventually they'll want to be out of it. But. But having said all that, you're allowed to feel stressed and overwhelmed with young kids especially. I think Megan Train is three under five. We have three under three. And it is a crazy time. You're allowed to feel stressed and you're allowed to take breaks and you should take breaks and you should get. You take, you know, ask for help if you need it. But yeah, I think us going on, going out, we did a lot in April was our going out month, because, you know, it was all stuff that was like euphoria hacks, obviously, like getting everybody to be on stage with, with like Ezra on Dancing Stars and like Lily Allen. Like, those were great opportunities and I was really excited. So. But then, you know, having a dinner beforehand and like, or even the car ride there, it's like we. It's uninterrupted at talk time, which we also never have unless we go on dates. And I think that's like, it really is so important because after we do that, I just feel like we connect more, we hear each other more. Because other than that, yeah, your. Your life is kids and especially now, Malibu. So, you know, everything is like a conversation with her in it and so stuff and obviously love it because one day, 10 years from now, they may not want to have that conversation with you. And it goes fast. And
Moses
yeah, it's all for us. It's like, it's like a win, win situation because like, we love spending time together and we love spending time with the kids and it's all good. We just enjoy. We enjoy both and we enjoy each other so much that we want more time.
Trish
Yeah, well, that's the thing, actually. We go. It's basically like the nights we go out is basically living two days in one one. Because we want to make sure the kids have the fullest day ever. If we're just chilling on the weekend, you know, we'll have breakfast at home, maybe we'll play outside, you know, maybe we play in the playroom together, whatever. Like. But if it's like, if we know we're gonna go out, we just make sure they have like the fullest day. So they're like tired, you know, so by the time, like get their dinner, tired. So when we went out, it was like bedtime basically. And so I think it was Tana. I just did an episode with her and she was like, you don't have the same hours in the day as everyone else. And I was like, I do. I just really. Once you have kids, you have to be as productive as possible. You can be without kids. Obviously wasn't me. And I was like, so it really is like that Sunday, it's like getting up at 7am so we can get everyone ready, go to the park, calling my sister, like getting the coffees, getting everything, going to the park, feeling the food situation. Like, it's just, it's just packing it in and being as productive with every single minute and hour we have. But it's been great. I feel like, like the, the vibes are great. We have a good May coming up because it's Elvis's birthday. My Birthday, Mother's Day, London. So many exciting things.
Moses
So many. I mean, London is crazy because when you were at the show, they were all from London. And when you told them like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna perform there.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
Like, oh, where?
Trish
And when you said, I know I loved saying I felt so I felt.
Moses
How'd you say it?
Trish
The Royal Albert Hall.
Moses
Albert Hall. Everyone was just like, whoa. Oh, my God.
Trish
I know. Everyone is saying. I think because everyone keeps telling me it's such a big deal, which I know it is. I think I'm like, getting a little more nervous, but I'm confident because I have two full days of rehearsal once I get over there. So I have like 8 hours with the string quartet. So I think I'll. I'm just nervous because I've never, like, sang like, even when we're watching Lily Allen sing, like all her songs, just my thing. I'm not nervous about performing. I'm not nervous even being on pitch or key or anything because I'm like, whatever. My voice is like ways. It's really. How do you remember all the words? I feel like I have a great memory.
Moses
But even because you'll just random songs that I've never heard of, you'll know every word and every lyric.
Trish
I guess when it's my songs, it's like different. Yeah. Like if I'm singing Shallow, which I'm singing Shallow. I know it. I guess in my songs, I don't listen to them all the time. So. Because even heirs attrition, I would sing with the track. I remember, like, not knowing all the words but. But like my K pop song which is all in Korean, I practiced so much and I knew all the words that even like Andrew. Because when I do a music video, a lot of times I'll just like not know the first where he's like, you know these lyrics better than your English songs. I'm like, yeah. Because I practiced. So I think I just need to practice. I have a rehearsal this Friday. So when I said we're taking the weekend off, not really. I do have a. I do have to rehearse for it, but possibly too. We just found out that it's really early to say, but maybe going to Australia for a few dates which would be really cool. And you guys let me know your thoughts and maybe I'll know more once I do my England show. Like, should I do. Maybe you let me know because we haven't even talked about it. But like eras of Trish in Australia. Would you want to see that? Show because it was so big here. Like, that was like the biggest year of my life was touring at the Tristrition shows. All the songs, obviously, I could put in a new section because I have new songs coming out in May. I have two new songs coming out in May. Or is it more just like a little in conversation with. Like, I'm on stage while I sing. Do you just want to hear me talk? I don't know. Like, I'm trying to figure out what the show would be. I love performing. I'm gonna sing no matter what. But, like, is it. Is it with. Because I know a bunch of Australian dancers. A lot of my dancers, actually, that were on my Heartbreak tour were Australian, and they went home after the pandemic. So they're all there in Australia. So I literally was texting Cedric. Cedric would come with me. And I was like, we should. We should ask all our. Because we know, like, there's two girls from Freaky that were Australian. Andrew, who was like my main dancer on Hip Rick Tour. Like, he's over there. Like, it could be a cool reunion there. I don't know. Let me know what you guys think. I like the idea of Arizo Trish. Like, I know the show so well. I like it. And maybe just putting a new little
Moses
section in there or something because you haven't been there.
Trish
Yeah, yeah.
Moses
And I think people first want to see the classics.
Trish
Yeah, maybe. Maybe that's what I'd want to do. I don't know. I. I hope it comes. I hope it works out. I. I think it's gonna be. The theaters are beautiful. Like, it's so. And we've been talking about Australia. We've been seeing it.
Moses
So in the comments, people definitely ask for you to come there. So.
Trish
And I just never really had, like, a reason to, but I would.
Moses
You just. It's far. So far. It has to be calculated ride to go there.
Trish
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm very excited for it and I think it might happen. So that's really cool. I'm trying to think of, like, our hot topics in our life because I just feel like so much has been going on.
Moses
Well, you worked so hard. Now it's more premieres. We see the shows coming out. So Euphoria. Another big show. Like, it's all gonna come out and.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
I'm just excited to sit on the sofa with you and see you on screen. I know sometimes you do shows and I'm not there, so. So I don't get to see it. But now we get to actually see it together.
Trish
Yeah. I feel like both of these shows. Yeah. Because you didn't come with me. So I feel like it's. Yeah. You don't know what to expect, which is good. I think it. I don't even know what to expect. I'm really excited. Yeah, there's a.
Moses
You never know how the editing is gonna be, what's gonna.
Trish
Actually, there is another scripted show coming this week that I might be on. And I'm really excited. Cause I did put in. We put in about four days on it. And I'm like, yeah, I'm just excited. It's cool. Cause I just. I. TV shows are so fun. I loved it, like, even yesterday doing that commercial. I just. I really love the acting. I really think you could act. I mean, we've done so many acting tiktoks where everyone's like, Moses should act. And I feel like. I know you say we, like, we don't have time, but we could. We could make the time. Make time for acting. I feel like we can make it. I could see you on a show. What other hot. Yeah, there it is right there. Did you have any other hot topics?
Moses
So there's a new reality show coming out, I think on Hulu. It's called Million Dollar Nannies and it follows hot young babysitters in Ibiza.
Trish
Did we talk about this? Maybe not. Or did we just talk about in real life? I feel like we did. This sounds familiar. Did you tell me about it? Maybe we told.
Moses
Maybe so it's on Tick tock.
Trish
No, I don't think so. I definitely didn't see it, but I feel like this sounds so familiar. But maybe not. Jimmy, if we already talked about. You can cut it. If not. I'm so cute. Curious. Hot young babysitters and Ibiza.
Moses
So I guess they're nannies to, you know, the billionaires and the millionaires and it's just funny.
Trish
Wait, but how are they going to even show. They're going to show the kids a nanny for.
Moses
I don't know if they show in the show. If they're actually being nannies to the people or it's more people that had that experience.
Trish
No, they have to be like doing it now, otherwise.
Moses
But you see, like, it's like the. The image of it is like this beautiful sunset and they're all walking strolls dollars. And behind them it's like million dollar net.
Trish
And they're like young or attractive. Well, that's what.
Moses
I don't know. That's what.
Trish
And it's from Hulu. That'd be the next big thing.
Moses
It'll probably be like, it's just funny
Trish
Mormon wives or something.
Moses
Exactly. But that's how they describe it.
Trish
We don't really watch a lot of reality. There's so many like reality shows. And I'm like, we never, we never really watch them. Barry Keoghan has. Barry Keoghan probably won't be at the Met gala if Sabrina Carpenter is one of the heads because he gave an interview which is like kind of contradiction to what he said because he's like, I'm just like offline and I don't see anything and I don't want to be online. That said, he did not. Or implied, I suppose that he did not. He basically said like, what's out there is not true. But like gave nothing but that he was really insecure, that he didn't want to be around people. He really. He's funny because he's like, if like, I don't really, I don't want sympathy, but he goes on a sympathy tour. He was really very much like. Because he said it before. I'm so ugly, I don't want to go out and outside of the house. And I think this time too, he said he has, look, I mean if he has a skin disease that's caused by stress, okay, that is like really sad. But he did say that he has like a flesh eating disease or something that's caused because like he, he has so much trust that he like can't leave the house or something because of what's out there about him.
Moses
But I mean, I don't know what the reality of the day today because most people online life is very different from real life. And in the real life I feel like unfortunately a lot of even women, if somebody is a star, even if he cheated, still there's the fame factor and people would want to. So I can't see him getting too much hate. So it sounds like it's more in
Trish
his head, but then he's like, I'm not online. But I'm like, well then how are you seeing any of this? Because like you said, it only exists online. There's no way people in real life do very co gonna use such ready on Japrino Carpenter. Like, I feel like that's like not a realistic thing, I guess.
Moses
I don't know. Maybe. Maybe we're underestimating Sabrina, her fame, her fans. And do you think there's.
Trish
I guess, I don't know. I'm like, but the reality. Maybe.
Moses
But either way, let's say you're a celebrity, you're famous, you're out in the world. Something comes your way. Right. It could be people asking Chapel Ron for autographs and pictures. That annoys her. It can be somebody saying something to you that you don't like or that you like. But either way, some people don't like to be even approached or bothered. So it's. I think it's odd. Like either way you're gonna get some attention. Doesn't matter what that.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
Is. So if he's not equipped to deal with the attention, then it's a different.
Trish
That's why he's saying he doesn't leave the house, I guess. And that's why he has the flesh eating disease. Because he's like, don't leave the house or something.
Moses
Which is kind of the case for most famous people or extremely rich people. They don't just walk down the street, they don't leave the house.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
And they usually have either security, driver, or they go up to places that'd be so weird to places where most celebrities go to or.
Trish
But I think Barry Keogan is like not on that level of like a Brad Pitt or something. You know what I mean? So I feel like he probably can't do that on the day to day. Like he probably also. I think England. I think he's in England. I think England's different. It feels like people can just like walk around the street there. Like you see Harry Styles. Like, I think he's got his like phone stolen in the park. Like he's always like getting like robbed and stuff. I think, I think they. Which I mean, I guess it's kind of scary, but I think they can like walk around more freely in England and people don't stop them. Is like what I get. Which is why I think people move over there. Like, I think Ellen, I don't. That's why she went over there. But I think she's over there for that reason. You know what I mean?
Moses
Yeah. I mean, I think. Sounds like it's in his head. Sounds like it's not something too serious that he just.
Trish
What are your thoughts on him in general?
Moses
I don't have. I never ever think about him. So.
Trish
Okay. But when you saw. You saw this.
Moses
So what did you think? I think as an actor is interesting. And I think the Beatles movie was kind of a good cast. He seems to fit the role visually. I haven't seen him acting in the role yet, so I don't know. I mean, it's like, it's like any cast. What's it called? Type. Cast.
Trish
Typecast.
Moses
Right. So like, people get typecast because of their body features, different looks. He can be really tall, he can be really short. You can be, you know.
Trish
Why do you think he was typecasted as Ringo, though?
Moses
Looks like they wanted somebody that has the looks, you know? So all I'm saying is, like, when you're typecast, you can't complain about being a typecast. Like, if this is.
Trish
Oh, did he complain about it? I didn't see that.
Moses
No. But I'm saying, like, looks like if.
Trish
About being ugly is what you're saying. Because he complained that people call them ugly.
Moses
I don't think, I don't think. Right.
Trish
I don't think he complained that people call him ugly and he want to leave the house. Previous interview. So are you saying that he's like, upset because people called him ugly? Ugly.
Moses
Okay, if somebody was, let's say typecast because let's say McCarthy, right. When she did all of her movies. And yes, specifically, it's like comedy and it's about her size and all that stuff. And so then to say if she said, I can't leave the house because I feel, I feel like people make fun of me because I'm bigger and
Trish
it's just I. I think.
Moses
You know what I mean?
Trish
Like, I think people call them ugly because of Sabrina Carpenter. Not because of the Ringo Starr role though,
Moses
right? No, I don't think it's because of the Ringo style.
Trish
Oh, oh, okay. Well, you put that correlation there. Like, people can't be mad that they're typecasted, right?
Moses
I'm just saying, like, your looks is what is acting here. So your looks is not what you should be worried about.
Trish
Who's your favorite beetle?
Moses
Oh, that's a good question. I don't know. I mean, in, in general, it seems that John Lennon was the most. Most, like, philosophically, like, he was there. Like, I enjoy that. Like, he had a certain vision, he had a certain idea. You know, Paul McCartney is just like re Star is. I don't know, he's in his own lane of. You know.
Trish
But did you ever see the picture, the inauthenticity of when John Lennon and Yoko. Yoko Ono were like in the bed and they were protesting, like, yeah, whatever they were. And then literally there's like a behind the scenes picture, which, I mean, I think it's real. It's like behind the scenes picture of them, like getting out of the bed. So like the housekeeper of the hotel can come make their bed. And they were like protesting like capitalism or something. You know what I mean? Like something so crazy. And it's like. But also like, you guys are very. I guess that's what even nowadays people don't love. When people have money trying advocate for, you know, the working class, they're like, no, but you're John Lennon. You have a housekeeper coming to change your sheets. Like, what are you doing? Doing? I don't know. Does it mean. Does it matter? I guess I don't know if someone has money, but they're still trying to be an activist for people.
Moses
That's what people say. There was like, use your platform to, you know, speak of certain issues. Right. But that's what it shows you. What happens when somebody that is an entertainer trying to talk about issues. They get ridiculed too. So either way. So I leave it to the people that that's their full time job and that's what they do.
Trish
That's true. When I was doing the feed the children, they're probably like well trained. You have enough food, you probably could feed the whole country by yourself.
Moses
But you know, John Lennon got what happened to him because it did make a difference and did scare certain people.
Trish
Oh, I didn't know. I don't know really. The whole. He was doing too much.
Moses
Yeah. So he was doing something.
Trish
Damn. Yeah, he's impactful. Imagine all the people living.
Moses
That song is ruined now.
Trish
I saw someone. I know. Remember 2020 when all the celebrities thought we should do that? We all just said, take a turn. Anyways. Hi, welcome back. You missed a riveting conversation about the Beatles. It went from Barry Keogan. Moses said Barry Keogan should be mad that people call him ugly if that's the role he's typecasted as. And then I was like, period. We're talking about the Sabrina. The whole thing.
Oscar
I feel bad for him, but. Oh, no, you do.
Trish
Oh, you're on the wrong side of history on that one.
Oscar
I do feel bad for him.
Moses
Him, but do you think he walks down the street and people are just like, ugly? I don't think anyone really.
Trish
No, he's saying that now. He's thinking about the cheater one.
Moses
I think it's more in his head that part.
Trish
He thinks it's in his head. We're talking about the recent one where he's like, yeah. Was it Benny Blanco that he was
Oscar
like, yeah, it was Benny Blanco's in Lil Dicky.
Trish
Maybe I put that on my press list too. I want to go on the Benny Blanco one. Because, like, what is happening over there? That's the one he decided to do. He's like, I'm shut off from the world. I'm not on social media, but I'm going to go and do the Bunny Blanco podcast.
Oscar
Is so funny.
Trish
What's happening with that? Are they. Is there any rumors or is it just. Am I like, Selena Gomez, like, hater accountants on Twitter that saying that they're not Taylor, like, she posted a story and then it was deleted.
Oscar
Did you see that?
Moses
I mean, there is always that. Oh, I don't.
Trish
You're on the same side of Twitter.
Moses
No, I just see that once a week. I don't believe it anymore.
Trish
Oh, so there's no even a little validity to them not being married?
Oscar
They just had a baked potato night, like, last weekend.
Moses
Fun.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Oh, we got to be invited to that. We should invite them over for bolognese. Go to baked potato night. Yeah, like a fun couple. Couple.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Okay. No validity.
Oscar
I. I never know what I. Close friends stories stress me out. Like, you guys have to put a disclaimer. I'm a journalist. So you have to say, like, this isn't like, you know, all. Because the green little circles.
Trish
I think that's what it means. It just circles. Off record, off record, off the record.
Oscar
They had a baked potato.
Trish
Whose close friends are you on? Selena's or Benny's?
Oscar
A friend of them.
Trish
Oh, so you're. You're a double leak.
Oscar
I'm a witness.
Trish
Oh, my gosh.
Oscar
I'm a witness to the witness themselves.
Trish
I guess that's kind of crazy that they post. Like, what is? I guess I don't get close friends stories specifically for celebrities. Like, why are you posting that to your close friends? Like, what's the point? Like, I get it for engagement. You're. You want to feel close to your
Oscar
fans, but you're just keep up with their friends. Like, just so you know, I don't think anyone cares. I care. Clearly. I want, like, so. And like, and this news is like, helping the world, right?
Trish
But you're like, you know what I mean? Like, if it's like, me or Jimmy, do you really care if we're having a baked potato at night?
Oscar
Yeah, I do share all his thoughts to just everyone, you know?
Trish
That's what I'm saying, though. But that's like engagement. That's like, come feels parasocial with me and it makes people feel good. And like, I like to be parasocial with celebrities. Like, we. We want to see it. Benny Blanco. I want to see your baked potato, but like, your friends that you see on the regular that you're like, who are you trying to impress with that? You know what I mean? They're just your friends. I don't know. It's kind of weird to me. Close friends. I don't get it. Do you have a close friends?
Oscar
I actually, right now I do because I had to ask a question for the culture, a question for, like, creators to, like, know, like, where's a good place to go for, like, agencies or merch and stuff. And everyone was nice and replied, which
Trish
is, wow, you got a good response.
Oscar
That was like, the first time I made a close friends, though I usually don't have one because I don't really post that much. To have, like a special two separate.
Trish
Yeah, that's how I feel. I was like, whatever. My close friends can see, you can see. You know what I mean? Like, that's like, so weird to me. It's like everyone. I need everyone to see this. I would be so embarrassed to have, like, a close friends of, like, you and my sister and Jimmy. And I'm just like, look at, you know, look at what I'm eating today and look at. Go pre order my memoir. You know what I mean? Like, it's like, weird.
Oscar
Well, I know with people with followings, I suppose, creators or celebrities. It's also like, where they are physically. Like, if they're at a certain place, like, if they're traveling, like, they don't want everyone to know, but, like, they want their friends and family to know they're seeing. You know, that's more difficult. So. Yeah, that's a good one. Stuff like that.
Trish
So smart.
Oscar
Yeah. I was just going through, like, whose close friends have I seen? Okay, Love that. Do you want to hear about a sad breakup?
Trish
Yeah.
Oscar
Okay.
Trish
No. Yes.
Oscar
Club Shalamet has disbanded. So Club Chalamet basically breaking up with Timothy.
Trish
Ooh, we saw that one coming home.
Oscar
Yeah. I feel like with Club Shalame, she was really starting to get. She was really starting to back away when him and Kylie were getting more and more public. Honestly, it was kind of after the shout out to my partner when he won, I believe it was the SAG award. One of the awards is kind of when she really started taking her foot off of the pedal. And then it kind of was downhill from there.
Trish
Probably for the best.
Oscar
Probably for the best for both of them. That's what I was wondering, too. I was like, is Timmy, like, does he think it's a little bittersweet? Like, if Oscar Crave disbanded and, like, issued a statement. I would be kind of sad. I'd be like, wait, but, like, you're Oscar Crave. Why are you disbanding? Like, what I see.
Trish
I think he's probably happy, but she
Oscar
was running his awards campaign. Free promotion.
Trish
Yes. Yeah. Okay. I guess it's very relative because she seemed to like him. Right. Like, I don't think, like, Trish Crave is, you know, jealous that I'm with Moses. You know, I don't think he's into me like that.
Oscar
That was a good point.
Trish
So I think it depends on, like, you know, if I had, like, a straight man that was, like, running my fan page, it'd probably be like, stop. Do you know what I mean?
Oscar
I see. Yeah.
Trish
Maybe not maybe.
Oscar
I guess it depends on the level of parasocial. Yeah. Like, if it gets romantic parasocial, then
Trish
I think I would get weird. If a straight guy was, like, really obsessed with me. I might get. I might feel a little into the. To the sense of, like, the way they're posting about me. I don't know, maybe ignoring your partner.
Oscar
Like, if, like, if they were completely
Trish
ignoring his existence, like, cutting him out of photos. Yeah. I don't know if pub shall make it. I mean, what I mean, like, yeah, maybe. But then again, on the other hand, I love when, like, a lesbian loves me. So I don't know. You know what I mean? Like, I guess I can't totally say I hate it, but I think there's, like, a line. I don't know. The club's child May lore. Other than like, that one weird incident where she came up to him when Kylie's in the bathroom or something.
Oscar
Yes.
Trish
And then I was like, okay, that might be kind of weird. I don't know. I'm so bad with this. So did she dismiss. How did she dismantle herself? Or she, like, she issued a statement and did she? Was it her username? That was Club Shallow.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
So what is it now?
Oscar
I think the Club Chalamet account is gonna be. She's not gonna deactivate it, I would assume, but she's probably just, like, freezing it, not posting there anymore.
Trish
So what's the statement?
Oscar
She said via Club Chalamet's account. Her name is Simone. I know that. So Simone said, via club. I've been having some very deep conversations with trusted friends whom I would not. Who I would not have in my life if it weren't for being part of the Show Chalamet fandom. We've all come to the same conclusion that things have changed this fandom in such a significant way that we also have to adjust to the changes and focus on other interests that simply bring us joy. To deny the obvious is to be obtuse and bury your head in the sand. This fan community is not the same as it was four years ago. The notable shift was exactly 12 months ago when the clock started to tick.
Trish
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Oscar
Basically, so much has changed from what we all initially signed up for that it doesn't resemble what lured us here in the first place. Place. Kind of cocky. That's really long.
Trish
I mean, that seems sensible. It wasn't like him. Bye. I'm going to Connor Story now. Like, you know.
Oscar
Well, she said. But along along with all that, I look forward to supporting a wide variety of celebrities whose work I enjoy.
Trish
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oscar
And helping promote their projects in my little way. And if they appreciate the support, that's all the more fun. So, Connor Stories, you're next.
Trish
Get that, Oscar.
Oscar
I believe her username was Connor's Story.
Trish
Wow. Just like the name. Exactly.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Could have done something like Story Timers or something. You know what I mean?
Oscar
Like, that actually is so good.
Trish
Something fun.
Oscar
What was it?
Trish
It was.
Oscar
Yeah. Oh, Story Times. Oh, that actually kind of is.
Trish
Yeah, that was her name. Okay. That was good. You know. Yeah, I. I'm so. You know what? I think it's all usually fine. I don't know. I just know she seems problematic and people don't. Didn't like her about Timmy.
Oscar
So she was very intense. I think she had bit of an intensity to her where it was like a lot. And then also she's like older, which there is a little age shaming too. But I think there is a sense of like, you know, I'm not running my Taylor Santa accounts as fiercely as I was to now that I'm old.
Trish
Well, you are relatively in the same age category as her as Taylor Swift.
Moses
Also you were interested.
Oscar
I don't think I'M the same age.
Moses
You're not interested in her Romantic.
Oscar
That's true.
Trish
Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying there. So.
Moses
But it is such an odd place like this gray area. Because you would think, okay if you established yourself that much open a PR firm, like have a way to promote and help young artists and. But it's like, no, I'm just gonna spam tweets about people if you want me to spam about you.
Trish
And they're hot straight guys.
Moses
Like there's. There's a way.
Trish
Oh,
Oscar
Connor's queer for sure.
Trish
Oh well great. This is a good. This is a good step for her then. Yeah, this is a good relationship.
Moses
Maybe she's. She doesn't know.
Trish
That's true. That I will say.
Moses
Being delusional.
Oscar
That's what I'm saying.
Trish
I think maybe she thinks he'll fall in love with me and if he's queer, maybe open. Yeah. Pan all of it. Okay.
Moses
Because it's weird because if like let's say you are a fan of somebody like Timothy Chalamet, like he grew to such big fame now that you should be celebrating and continuing not moving aside,
Trish
maybe that her work is done.
Moses
Like she made it thanks to me. If you're the one, the next one, the one to be up. That's what I'm saying. Like if you offer a service, at least make it an official business.
Trish
I don't know if I don't think is going to be hitting her up though if that was the case. If those official business.
Moses
Nobody would. That's what I'm saying. There's something about what she does that is not professional and kind of crosses certain boundaries that you can't have it as.
Trish
Did he engage with her?
Oscar
Not on socials. She has been like in autograph areas where she. Where he has like come up to her and desi. Like hey, according to her. But then. So I don't know, like.
Trish
Cuz it's also very different. Obviously. We talked to Nick and we talked to Aiden. Like just Craven Oscar. Like we know. You know what I mean? Like even the poppies. Hey, what's up pap? Like, you know what I mean? Like you talk, you interact, you know them. So you're like we love this. If he. I don't know if he's done that with her. I don't know. I mean if he did, then maybe I guess I could see. Maybe he's like encouraging it because it is great. Like yeah, if you're like us and you need like a Street. Street team. You can activate a street team. Be like, all right, tonight I'm on this. Like, let's go. And that's kind of fun. But if he's not really acknowledging like that, I don't know, I feel like it's probably okay. But like, I guess the in person thing.
Oscar
Yeah, yeah, the shift was the Kylie.
Trish
The Kylie. Yeah. Okay, there it is.
Oscar
Shifted. Yeah. Because just tonally, like, in her coverage, she always kept about Timmy and the acting, the work, and then it just became comical. Like when Kyle, like, if they did a red carpet and Kylie was also there, how she would just. Just like, ignore Kylie altogether. Like, elephant in the room. Like, not acknowledging.
Trish
Oh, yeah, you gotta embrace that too. If you're club shall me. You're also now club Chalamet and Kylie, like, you should be both.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Look how beautiful Kylie looked tonight.
Oscar
Because if you're the person you. Stan loves someone, you either gotta just like. Like, when Taylor was with Matty Healy, I was like, girl, you know, you're my sister, but I. I can't support you on this one just because I don't. I don't see it for you too. But, like, like that love and light, you know?
Moses
Still report about it. Yeah, yeah, just report about it. Like she was there with him or he was there with her.
Trish
Right. That is a little weird. Do you remember this is kind of like not my era. I think it was like the Justin Bieber era. Okay. I think, like, she was like a. People called her a stalker, but she was. Oh, my God,
Oscar
I was so jealous of stalker Sarah as a kid.
Trish
What? So she. Or daughter of a paparazzi or she just hung out where the paparazzi were.
Oscar
Her lord. I think she just, like, knew where everyone was. And so she's a Nepo stalker. Gosh, I might have.
Trish
I thought she had a connection. Like her dad was a paparazzi or something. And so she was just like, always there.
Oscar
God. And let me see the lore. The actual. See, because she just was with everybody. And I remember just being jealous because on all the blogs, she would like, like, just have photos with everyone and be like, Sarah. Sarah meets so and so at this place.
Trish
Like, Justin Bieber, like, the biggest star is too. And it's like, how did you get a picture?
Oscar
Oh, my God. I didn't know she was the originator of the Demi Lovato meme. Get a job. Stay away from her.
Trish
What?
Oscar
Demi was calling out Stalker Sarah Demi. We gotta get her back to ask her about stalker. Like Demi. I have so many Questions.
Trish
What is that? What's the meme? What's the lore?
Oscar
Oh, but you. You haven't seen that meme. Like, stay away from her. Demi Lovato left a comment. So the. I guess I didn't know this was the photo, though. It was a photo of Alana De La Garza having a photo with stalker Sarah. I think this article is. Has the wrong De La Garza.
Trish
I'm pretty sure it was the sister from Dresser Housewives. Yeah, that would make sense. Why? Because why would stalker Sarah be with someone that.
Oscar
Yeah, yeah, I think it was Madison Delicar sister.
Trish
Yeah, yeah.
Oscar
This article said Alana, who is. Was an actress who's a lot older, but yeah. So Sarah had a photo with Madison when she was, like, young. Like, you know, child star, Desperate Housewives era. And then Demi commented, get a job.
Trish
Stay away from her while she's looking out for a sister.
Oscar
That's so funny.
Trish
Was soccer Sarah loved or was she. Is she like, Club Chami vibes were like, okay, you're doing too much. Yeah, she was the original Club Salmon.
Oscar
Yeah. Granted, she was 16 at the time, so at least it kind of made a little bit more sense.
Trish
You know, you get a little forgiveness for that. I was definitely, like, hanging out at Michael Jackson's house when I was like, 10, like, just outside of his house. And, like, that's kind of weird, but you're 10, so you don't know better.
Oscar
Okay. And she was homeschooled, so that's why her schedule was so flexible. She could, like, go wherever Brand's, like,
Trish
you really need to go and. But, like, her parents must be taking her to these places.
Oscar
And she said, okay. She did an interview with Entertainment Weekly back in the day, and she shut down the theory that her dad is a paparazzi, actually. And she said that.
Trish
Shut it down.
Oscar
They asked how she got gains access to these events, and she said, I have my sources and I do my research and Interesting. But it does remind me back in the day, like, I don't know, people just found things out, like, in the One Direction, like, Stan era when I was in it, like, the girls I would be in, like, in school, like, and I was in college, mind you, and I think it was. I forget what class, but there's like, two other, like, One Direction Stands. And they'd be like, the boys are gonna be at this hotel tonight. You want to come? And I never would go.
Trish
Wait, really?
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Why?
Oscar
I think just because it was like, far and late.
Trish
Okay. So it wasn't like no, we need to respect them.
Oscar
No, it was just, like, too lazy.
Trish
Wow. I would go anywhere. Like, I. I remember following Michael Jackson around London and just like, like, okay, he's gonna be at Paddington Station. Okay, he's gonna be at this hotel. So, like, we. We would all just, like, follow him around. And a grant. I was, like, 12, but, like, everyone else was, like, adults. And you're like. But Michael loved his fandom. So, you know, again, I think it's so different. I guess it's who you stand. But she would just go with any celebrity, Every celebrity. Like the young, hot ones.
Oscar
Stalker Sarah. Yeah, they didn't. They. She. It'd be anybody. It'd be like Angus T. Jones from Two and a Half Men, you know, I mean, like, it didn't matter if they were just, like, in the public eye. She would go and take a photo with them.
Trish
And where would she post them? MySpace, Instagram, I guess Instagram was a thing back then. So she have an Instagram still? She's still stalking people.
Oscar
Where is she now?
Trish
We should interview Soccer Sarah. I do have so many questions. Like, how did you know for real?
Oscar
She still is Soccer Sara on Instagram.
Trish
Who's she taking pictures with?
Oscar
She was just at Biebercella.
Trish
Wait, her name's Soccer Sara? She leaned into the brand.
Oscar
She's like, all right, she was just at Coachella.
Trish
Okay.
Oscar
Oh, she posted all her Justin Bieber throwbacks.
Trish
Wow.
Oscar
She's a lot with Justin, obviously. Oh, he was kissing on the cheek in one. Oh. She was the one that got the video of Jake Shane smoking with Tate McRae.
Trish
Oh, my.
Oscar
After the Justin Bieber concert.
Trish
She should be making money off these. I know. Wow.
Moses
Maybe she is.
Trish
Maybe. That's wild.
Oscar
That is wild. Good for you, Stalker.
Trish
Oh, my gosh. I am obsessed with celebrities. I. I'm with you. Where it's like the energy for every single one. Like, focus. Yeah, girl.
Oscar
Yeah. That's why, again, the roster is very important. Like, I have to put my energy in. Like, three at a time is kind of where. And luckily, people, like, shift. Like, Taylor is kind of, like, relaxing right now, so I can put my focus, like, on Olivia. So it depends, you know, when someone's got something to promote, I can be activated, which I think balance.
Trish
Earlier you said you wanted to be the Met Gala seat picker. Maybe she'd be the Taylor Swift wedding seat picker. Because they did say it's going to be commotion. Right? Because is Lena Dunham still friends with her? Lena Dunham is still Jack Antonoff. Yeah, Margaret Qualley. There's. There was a whole list. There was a whole triage of people. Like, how are all these people going to be in the same.
Oscar
So, like, Kravitz is like her best friend and now she's engaged Harry Styles, who is her ex boyfriend. Granted, Taylor and Harry are pretty cool. Like, she's went up to him.
Trish
But you can't bring an ex to your wedding.
Oscar
I think you have to, right? I mean, if Zoe's engaged to him, she can't be like, sorry, no, you have to set this one out because it's different.
Moses
It's like, it's so big. It's bigger than any of those people. It's like world peace, you know, they all show up for the event. It's. It's above all of their internal relationships.
Trish
Okay, you're saying it's. Well, we don't know what size the wedding is. Maybe it's a small, intimate wedding.
Oscar
Even more inviting everybody. She went on the Graham Norton show and she invited him to the wedding. She's just going around inviting people.
Trish
Oh, my God. Do you want to go? I was like, when Britney invited everyone.
Moses
I want to go invite our. Ourselves. But you should go.
Trish
You know, her PR person, you should be there with Entertainment Tonight. Are they going?
Oscar
No. I mean, oh, well, you're acting like
Trish
it's an event that everyone's going to.
Oscar
Like people she knows, like, or she crosses paths with. Really. She's really sending out those invites a little willy nilly. I'm kind of jealous, but it must
Trish
be a big thing. It must be.
Oscar
Like, she said, like, she, like, someone straight up asked her back in October for her Life of Shogo press tour, like, do you want to have a small, intimate wedding? She's like, there. I know for matter of a fact there's no way I can have a small wedding. So.
Trish
Wow. It's happening this year.
Oscar
June this year, allegedly. Now it's New York. Oh, yeah. So that makes sense.
Trish
They're all there. All those people that we just mentioned.
Oscar
Yeah. T and I think the rumor is it's the same venue that I think Beyonce and Jay Z got married at before.
Trish
So what is it, like an arena?
Oscar
No.
Trish
Is it an outdoor thing? Like, how do you fit that many people?
Oscar
I know that's kind of the Guess bag, I guess. And with security and everything, like Selena and Benny's kind of made sense because it was like a huge venue. Like, in California there's more space. It was like on a cliff, so, you know, no one could drive up behind them or whatever.
Trish
Push someone off of it. Though. I would never want to get Marina Cliffs. That's so crazy. Your husband, you say. I do. And they're like, that's wild. Well, yeah.
Oscar
I wonder if. Let's see if they have the venue. No.
Trish
Oh, I heard your tummy over there. Was that yours, too? And mine, too. I'm hungry. Did you have a snack?
Moses
I did, but sometimes when you have.
Trish
I heard it through the microphone.
Oscar
I thought it was the Jane Hotel.
Trish
The Jane Hotel.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
That must be a big hotel to fit everybody in there.
Oscar
And I guess you have. You kind of have to shut down the hotel just for. Yeah, I guess that's how you get the date is, like, you just try to. You check the availability until you see where it's, like, zero or they just
Trish
zero it out for you. Because, I mean, I'm sure that's always. Something's always booked, especially a famous hotel. I'm sure it's always booked. But there was somebody, like, in Italy, too, that, like, did. The entire hotel. They just shut it down. I forgot what her name was, but she just got married and. Oh. Dorothy Wang. And shut the entire hotel down.
Oscar
Damn.
Trish
I mean, when you're that rich, too, I guess, what do you have to spend your money on? I did see Jeff Bezos spends a thousand dollars a month in fines for letting his hedges grow 20ft tall.
Oscar
Just for the privacy.
Trish
Yeah.
Oscar
Okay. Like, a thousand dollars a month is a lot. I know.
Trish
And that's.
Oscar
Trim those hedges also.
Moses
Yeah.
Trish
People can run through a hedge.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Like.
Oscar
Or a drone.
Trish
Yeah. So what's the point?
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Get a.
Oscar
Like, Wuthering Heights.
Trish
Yeah. But also, like, you don't. You have, like, security people? Like, why do you need them?
Oscar
Seems like, a little excessive, but I guess that's billionaires for you.
Trish
At least Taylor Swift's spending on her wedding.
Oscar
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Trish
How much do you think she pays? Do you think she hands over a credit card? Or someone pays for her? Like, David Oberg always has someone pay for him, but he's like, I can't pay with my credit card.
Oscar
Card of it, I have no idea. I feel like she probably does it hers.
Trish
Do you think she has a Swift account?
Oscar
What?
Trish
Swift bank number. You never did international wire.
Oscar
No.
Trish
You never know.
Oscar
Who am I wiring internationally?
Trish
I don't know Swift codes. You don't know about a Swift?
Oscar
What? No.
Trish
You know what I'm talking about.
Moses
Of course.
Trish
Swift code.
Moses
Yes.
Trish
Okay. I do. Too many SWIFT codes, and then you don't get the money. Back because it's in a different country.
Moses
And then like, oh, my God, I'm an international citizen.
Trish
You are. International mana mystery. What tagline is that? What movie?
Moses
I mean, I think something like James Bond or something.
Trish
Oh, so close. Austin Powers, which is a parody of James Bond.
Moses
I should always assume that when I think James Bond, because that's probably the only one. You saw his Austin Powers.
Trish
Yeah. Which I didn't know was, like a parody of the James Bond movies or something.
Moses
Groovy.
Trish
What?
Moses
Groovy.
Trish
Oh, do the accent. You just did.
Moses
No.
Trish
Why? It's not offensive. You can do it.
Moses
You're going to see the UK soon. I don't want to be.
Trish
Do you? Do you rest, Austin Powers.
Oscar
Groovy, baby.
Trish
Oh, that was good. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I?
Oscar
That was really good.
Trish
God, I know we talk about this all the time, but, God, that was so annoying. In high school, middle school, everyone thought that was the funniest movie. Even back then. I was like, this is not funny. And everyone just thought, oh, my. This is my wife, Ivana. Ivana hump a lot. It's like the worst humor. Like, it's bad. It was bad. Then what was Felicity Shag. What? Like, it's like the mini. All of it was just Goldfinger where he, like, ate his own skin.
Moses
James Bond. There was. I think one of the movies is called, like, Octopussy, something like that. So I'm saying, like, the jokes were right.
Trish
That's what you thought of. They did a Jake Shane movie. I didn't know that. He's the new James Bond.
Moses
I don't think.
Trish
Shane lover.
Moses
I think he likes the animal.
Trish
No, he was. He was, wasn't he? Octopus lover. What was he?
Moses
Yeah, but I think he likes the animal.
Trish
I like E eating it. You love octopus. He loves an octopus. Okay. Was there more? Oh, that's it. But I liked your awesome powers. I want to hear it.
Moses
Jimmy.
Trish
Replay the first time, because I think he did it. I think he did it with the accent.
Moses
Groovy. Groovy, Groovy. Groovy.
Trish
You never do accents, so I wanted
Moses
to hear it because I have one.
Trish
Isn't it crazy? Like, sometimes, like, accents are offensive. Like, you're not supposed to do an accent, but, like, everyone can mimic or mock or reenact a British one. Like, people can do it and it's not a offensive.
Oscar
Or maybe it is, because they're.
Moses
Maybe they're like. They're at the top of the pyramid. It's like, what? Because you're not making fun of them. You're just recreating it.
Trish
I think Mike Myers was definitely making fun of the British accent. Remember his teeth?
Moses
That's bad.
Trish
You know what I mean? Like, that's crazy. That's giving SNL in 2026 when they. Or 2025 when they did the Amy Lou. She's hosting SNL.
Moses
Yeah, she kind of punched back.
Trish
Yeah, she. We're gonna wipe the slate clean. But then people were telling her like, you should have to wipe a slate clean when they were just making fun of you. And I was like, period. I do love it. I'm more curious in SNL uk. Let me know SNL uk. I'll be over there soon if you want me to host. I would love to be there. That Nicola Coughlin, they had Amylou Wood. Like they. I would love to do it. Maybe I could be the musical guest.
Oscar
They double duty.
Trish
Yeah,
Oscar
that'd be fierce.
Trish
Let me know I'm seeing live at my show. Could be a possibility. Not funny. Austin Powers, huh? And Shrek. Actually, maybe I just really dislike Mike Myers as a comedian because actually none of his stuff I find funny, personally.
Moses
Yeah, people might be more offense offended by not liking Shrek.
Trish
People do love Shrek, but that's also Shrek. Like burping, farting.
Oscar
It is a lot of that.
Trish
Right?
Oscar
But I think he likes the story with the donkey and the dragon and all that.
Trish
Isn't he doing some accent in that too? Donkey.
Moses
That's what I always do think of that.
Trish
Why is he always doing an accent? Why does he get in trouble for it? He's the only one that can do accents and not get canceled. Guess cuz he's Canadian. Can't handle it.
Moses
What is Shrek? I don't know. What nationality is Shrek?
Oscar
From far far away.
Trish
Is that what they say? Well, it's definitely like a Scottish accent or something. Or Irish. I get them too mixed up a lot. We always do.
Oscar
Oh my God. I have no easy transition. But Zoella is missing.
Trish
No Mike Myers transition.
Oscar
Zoella is missing?
Trish
Oh, no, not really. Well, that's a good transition. She's British. Zoella, Elfie, where are you? Let's vlog the children. No. I'm so sorry. I'm. $50 for stickers and a calendar.
Oscar
Oh my God. That is a good segue.
Trish
Actually, you're right. Okay. Where is she? She's okay. Obviously. Right. She's not like missing.
Oscar
She's missing in action. She hasn't been on social media since January 2026.
Trish
Oh, that's this year.
Oscar
Yes, but it's been five months.
Trish
I mean Jenna Marbles hasn't posted since 2020.
Oscar
But we knew that she was backing away. Zoe just disappeared. But everybody, I think everyone knows who Zoe Sugg is.
Trish
That would have been definitely not. No one would know by that. Maybe Zoella. Oh, definitely not. Everyone knows. Well, my sister would have no idea.
Oscar
Really? You guys let us know in the comments.
Trish
I wouldn't either if it wasn't for Joey.
Oscar
Wow.
Trish
Like I didn't know anything about her and I just was like, sprinkle of glitter follows me on Tick tock. And I was like, wait, who's this? And then I like looked up the lore and I was like, she was a Zoella.
Oscar
Yes, yes.
Trish
Follow her back. Shout out Louise.
Oscar
Yeah, Louise. And baby glitter.
Trish
And she has another baby glitter. She has baby glitter number two. Baby glitter is a teenage glitter now.
Oscar
That's wild.
Trish
Yeah. So I was like, yeah, I looked at the whole lore because I was like, this is like a British version of me. And then I was like, okay, friends with Zoella. Anyways, where's you can reach out for
Oscar
a statement on Zoella's wellness check.
Trish
I think it's fine. I think people just, you know what I mean, they go. It's like.
Oscar
I think when you're just used to seeing someone so often.
Trish
She went away for like a year.
Oscar
That's true.
Trish
And no one was like where you know.
Oscar
But that one kind of made sense. Whereas like Zoella, like she bleeped the name.
Trish
She may bleep it, I guess. No, okay. I don't know. I was saying it respectful,
Oscar
but okay. Yeah. So she hasn't been posting since January 2026. It's been longer since she was on YouTube. She did Vlogmas back in December with Alfie and her two daughters. Her last vlog was the Christmas Eve finale Family games and Secret Santa Vlogmas Day 24.
Trish
What were the views like?
Oscar
Let me see.
Trish
Actually, like I'm so curious because she was so popular. But like some people can keep that relevance. Some people do keep it.
Oscar
I mean for. She was like the number one lifestyle girl. You know what I mean? Like for context who's like a tick tocker I guess famous wise that we could compare to. I would not Michaela because she was like adored. You know what I mean?
Trish
Right, right. She did that Vaders.
Oscar
It's like an adored tick tocker.
Trish
It's hard because like I would say like an Alex Earl's adored before I'll pre all this stuff like that. But that's very different.
Oscar
Yeah, she's like a cutesy, cutesy mom now, obviously, but I don't know.
Trish
Cutesy. Tick tocker. I think it's a girl that eats steak, Casey. But I don't know if she's the same equivalent. Yeah, like, massive.
Oscar
Her last vlog got 636k, so she would get millions back in the day, obviously. Like, she interviewed One Direction.
Trish
Like, wow.
Oscar
Harry Potter. She really. She did it all back in the day.
Trish
Well, did we go to Alfie's to see. What if he's posting her on the story?
Oscar
Posted her either.
Trish
Well, he hasn't posted or he hasn't posted her.
Oscar
Hold on, let me go back. Back to my notes here.
Trish
Okay.
Oscar
Okay. So, yeah, and then she also would post a photo dump every single week. Like, at the end of the week. For the past year, she was posting at least once on Instagram.
Trish
Wow.
Oscar
So, yeah, her last One was for January 1st.
Trish
Who was concerned? Where did you see this?
Oscar
People. People have started asking questions on Twitter and then it kind of went from there. And then people have really been making. Compiling, like, timelines and stuff. So she hasn't been active since her last Instagram post. No stories, no comments, no likes on anything else. And then at first no one thought anything because she usually kind of takes a break after vlogmas because she does post a lot. But then her birthday was March 28, and then she didn't have a birthday.
Trish
No birthday post.
Oscar
Huh. And she didn't even post anything after her brother Joe welcomed his baby. So now she's an aunt. She didn't do it. Like a congratulatory post about that. And there have. There's just been no sign of her online. And in Joe. Joe Sugg, her brother's vlog, he had a photo meeting. Zoe's new baby, Bowden. But that's like the last, like, sighting of her.
Trish
Oh, my God. Maybe she's not okay.
Oscar
That's what I'm saying.
Trish
Oh, my God. Did anyone. Has anyone, like, done a wellness check on her?
Oscar
That's what.
Trish
But can you do that? Because, like, here's the thing. What if I'm just like, I just want to, like, take a break.
Oscar
I know. Tea.
Trish
But I guess, like, if I'm not posting. But I mean, Moses would be posting or you would be like, you know, like, somebody would be posting, I would assume around her. But if he's not posting either, like, maybe they're not okay.
Oscar
That's what people's minds immediately went to. And yeah, Alfie has been posting like normal, but just not been posting. Zoella. But people in Brighton. Over in England, we didn't. Adam McIntyre, move back to Brighton and go boots on the ground.
Trish
Well, I'm gonna be there soon.
Oscar
Are you gonna be in Brighton?
Trish
Well, I'm sure it's close. Isn't all the same. It's all close. It's all relative.
Oscar
How far is it? How far is Brighton?
Trish
Brighton from London. Okay.
Oscar
It's only a two hour drive.
Trish
I'm gonna do it.
Oscar
And one hour via train.
Trish
Okay.
Oscar
So you can go get answers.
Trish
Boots on the ground.
Oscar
Yeah. To your show.
Trish
Zoella. Sprinkle of glitter. Let me know if you girls want to come.
Oscar
I will give you the royal seats.
Trish
Yeah, yeah, the royal seats are available. We will give those to you. Actually would love that is actually a little scary. Like, what if I'm not posting?
Oscar
That's what I'm thinking.
Trish
And Moses is just posting cooking videos without me Just posting normal.
Oscar
Normal.
Trish
It is a little spooky. It never says anything. Like, never. No, you have to say something. Especially if you just posted a bunch. Oh, my God. I'm scared. I got chills.
Oscar
I know.
Trish
Is she okay?
Oscar
That's what I'm. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. And people said they could hear her voice. Like in Joe. Her brother Joe Suggs Vlog.
Trish
He's just putting the videos on in the background. Like that's something he would do. That's scary. What do you mean? You just hear. Oh, I hear a little bit of her voice. Like, no, I need to see her. Give us. Yes. No, you absolutely should. If I ever am. Like, I'm gonna take a break. Oscar will be streaming and he'll be like, I talked to church. Like, I think that happened even after my pregnancy. I think you were streaming. I think murdered my sister.
Oscar
Two weeks.
Trish
Yeah. And it's like, obviously they wouldn't be streaming if something happened to me. Right? Because people were like, so. And like, it's fine. People are concerned. They're like, maybe something happened. But it's like, I don't think my sister will be streaming or Oscar be like, you know what I mean? If something like happened. So on that note, I feel like. Or maybe that's what they think. Maybe their elf is posting so everything's fine. Maybe they think that. I don't know. It is weird, but it is. The husband always. Not always, but most of the time. Sometimes.
Moses
Especially if he's a normie Boomer.
Trish
Are you. Is that you? Well, he's not A normie boomer. Alfie. Oh, you're the normie boomer. Oh. Oh, right, yeah. Oh, no. 100. Always a normie boomer. Yeah. You're not there. Boomers are older than you and it always is. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's actually.
Moses
I don't know.
Oscar
I kind of miss her, even though I haven't watched her in a while. But I miss you, Zoe. Like, she was girl. She was the blueprint. Back in the day. Everyone was thirsting for Zoella collab.
Trish
She was so unpromatic. I saw a tweet recently. It's like, what is one celebrity that is, like, universally loved? Like Lil Simsie, who is little Sims
Oscar
suggest, you know, f with my sis, Little Sims, who is little Simsie?
Trish
Is this the AI one? The AI influencer? Who's this?
Oscar
Who's little girl who's adored by everybody because she's un problematic actually, though, everyone loves Florida. But don't hold that against her. It's not her fault and she acknowledges that.
Trish
No, I'm in Florida. Trishmas is all Florida this year. It's just five cities. You're the only people aren't sick of me.
Oscar
Special guest. I would die. I would. God.
Trish
Is she actually somebody are you messing with?
Oscar
No, she's a real
Trish
influencer.
Oscar
Yes. She's like a huge creator on Twitch. She does Sims videos or Sims streams
Trish
and she's 100% unpromatic.
Oscar
Everyone adores Lilsimsie. Like, she's that girl and there's a whole. Like, people use her photo on Twitter and they say, might have suggested you don't f with my sis. Because it's true. Like, everyone rides hard for Lilsimsie and she does have shooters. She won't do the shooting. But guess what? The Lilsimsie stands will do the shooting for her.
Trish
That's why. Yeah, it's like the Little Debbies. The little Club. Shall I rip? But yeah, like, sometimes you do need the craves. We love you craves. I did give a little message to Trish Crave. I said, you know what? Just little private messages. Thank you so much for the support. It really goes hard for me. It's really nice. The only person who goes harder than Trish Crave is Ezra Sosa. Literally every interview he's done in New York is Trisha Paytas. I love, love it. Manifesting dam. Zoella, wish you well.
Oscar
Wish you well. Let us know.
Trish
Hopefully you're just resting. She's with Jenna Marble. Hiding.
Oscar
That would be a gag over across the pond.
Trish
I Could not imagine, like, leaving. But she left for a while, right? She was gone a couple years prior to the vlogmas kind.
Oscar
I mean, she would post, like, low key, though. And she was pretty active on Instagram.
Trish
Like, she was posting Ask Joey first.
Oscar
Oh, good, good point. Good point. Okay, I'll reach out to Joey. You reach out a sprinkle of glitter.
Trish
Yeah.
Oscar
We'll debunk the Zoella missing.
Trish
I will Allegations. I have no problem reaching out to someone I don't know that well. Bubble oomphies probably unfollow me. I'm gonna get the Harry Daniels cat's eye treatment. She like, okay, actually unfollow. That is probably annoying, right? Like, you're besties with someone and they're like, so what's this person doing? Me with the goofy goobers. And Michaela like, hey, girl, you are that.
Oscar
That is so funny.
Trish
I love them Goofy goobers come on here too.
Oscar
Okay, I do. I want to get into the Noah Beck of it all, too. But first, I forgot to do this at the top and I put in my notes. Do this at the top. My formal apology to Hasan Piker for claiming I was you. Rejecting me. You wanted nothing to do with me. You guys, for the record, I overreacted. And I actually was invited to discord. Call into Hasan Piker stream. And I will take accountability, learn and unlearn, not be so reactive and, you know, really check DMS before making a grandiose statement that you're banned from Hasan Piker.
Trish
Who are you apologizing to?
Oscar
I think Hassan.
Trish
I don't think he knows. I don't think he does either. But I like that we're apologizing. Okay. At the end of the episode, too, but I forget. All right, well, Patreon saw it first.
Oscar
Yeah, he was shocked. Yeah.
Trish
Okay.
Oscar
Yeah, yeah.
Trish
So apologies.
Oscar
Apologies, timing wise. Didn't work out, but, you know, I'll. I'll see you soon.
Trish
Also, Collins, you're in the same city. Go in person. Like, that is so weird.
Oscar
Oh, he's over the hill. So, I mean, that's like a lot of weird work.
Trish
You have a car, you've driven the will.
Oscar
That's the question.
Trish
That is the question. And only you can answer that.
Oscar
But if you know, you ever in the Valley, Hassan, let us know.
Trish
Let you know. No affiliation. You're the streamer, not me for now. I am never streamer.
Oscar
You and Tana said you wanted to do a stream one day for, like,
Trish
we say a lot of things.
Oscar
You do.
Trish
That's very True, there is, but not that I don't like a IRL stream. No, not my thing. Well, yeah, that more problematic faves or unfaves.
Oscar
I don't know. I mean, people like Noah Beck, I believe. Right.
Trish
But he was so liked. And then now the Noah Beck the family tree pendulum is swinging. Yeah, the Beck cuz.
Oscar
Noah Beck's mother has been placed on a leave from her teaching job after a resurfacing tick tock with the two of them prompted a complaint to education officials. The headline was crazy because we saw it together.
Trish
We're on set.
Oscar
Yes, we're on set. And the headline from People was that Noah Beck's mother was placed on leave after simulating oral sex with her son. And I was like, what?
Trish
Yeah, that was a crazy headline. Was crazy because it's like I do remember this TikTok trend. Did not partake in this TikTok trend because I remember being it weird because it's also not just the motion, but also the song is Slob on my head knob, which is yeah, a crazy one to do with your mother.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
But then with the motion is a diabolical.
Oscar
Huh. I wonder like how it was received at the time, like 2020. A lot was going on. So maybe.
Trish
Oh, they ate it up. Because everyone love Noah back. I mean I. Look, I'm not in this world obviously, but you know, they did like they love no back. Like they're probably like this is so funny. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know.
Oscar
I don't know either. Like to me me even. Because okay, so obviously now contextually because of the situation with Noah's sister and her having an appropriate relationship with one of her students, like that contextualizes everything to make people look at the whole family a little sideways. Sideways like what did you know? And I get that context. But even without that context, if I saw that, I think I would would have thoughts that it's a little weird. Like I would. I really was on TikTok at that time and didn't keep up with the girls that. But with him I imagine if I saw that.
Trish
But it was such a popular trend. Like I do remember this trend and I. Because I didn't even know what they were saying. I just remember the. The head up and head down thing, which is I. I always thought it was weird back then. But like, yeah, obviously the context of it obviously coming off like the heels of his sister Haley back being inappropriate with like students. I suppose people are just. Just scouring all his past tick tocks. Has he released a statement about it? No.
Oscar
And he's in the middle of filming Baywatch right now. Yeah. And he has a big part. Like, he is like a star on Baywatch. He doesn't have like a little, you know, cameo or something. Like, he is a huge part of the ensemble cast.
Trish
How old is he?
Oscar
Interesting? I think he is, what, like in his 20s? 24.
Trish
Oh, so he's like 18 when he did this.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Ah, yeah. Well, it's interesting to me that she got let go. She worked out of school. She wasn't a teacher, but she, like, worked at the school.
Oscar
She also works out of school. Yeah.
Trish
And it's so interesting how six years later she gets like, fired for this. Like, at the time when she, like, not working at the school or I guess it was covet. I guess maybe people weren't working.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
It's such a weird thing to me.
Oscar
Like, and the complaint was filed, like, after it reached resurface. So again, I think contextually, with Haley Beck, that makes. I would think it makes, like, parents at the school probably more on edge.
Trish
Right.
Oscar
So I get why they would see that and then file a complaint. But it is so long ago.
Trish
It's so long ago.
Oscar
Yeah. It's just weird. That's just a weird video to make, but weird.
Trish
And, you know, the mom's. The adults, like, white. But maybe, like, like, don't. Like, honestly, I remember this trend and like, so seriously, I do not remember the words being that. And then it's like when we were listening to it yesterday, I was like, oh, yeah, because people were doing it, that motion. I guess I just didn't realize it at the time. Maybe the mom didn't realize it. I don't know. I'm not trying to, like, rationalize. It's definitely weird as, like.
Oscar
I know.
Trish
But six years later, it's about though.
Moses
It's about judgment. So it's like, even if he came to her and it was like, hey, you know, I have an idea to do this tik tok. And she would step in and say, like, maybe it's not a good.
Trish
No for sure. But Mooshi, like, didn't. You know how. You just don't.
Moses
That's what I'm saying. Like, this is where I'm like, so if you work with kids, you need to have better judgment about those kind of things.
Trish
Yeah, yeah. Weird one.
Oscar
Yeah, really weird. And obviously with the stuff with Haley, I honest, it kind of just makes me really uncomfortable. So I haven't even gotten that much into it. Like, I just have the, you know, top line. No, hers is grooming one of her students, but. And I know there's so much more, like, weird stuff in there as far as, like, you know, the exact, like, their exact stuff that she was sending to him that's been.
Trish
No, hers is, like, disgusting. Like, obviously, like, we never, like, talk about, like, really, like, deep stuff or dark stuff like this, because it's actually, like, so dark and disturbing. And, like, she is, like, working with kids, and they were like. He was, like, 15 or so. Like, it is insane. She's, like, married. Right. She's like, like, the stuff she was like. Well, I like. It is actually the most triggering thing, like teachers and students, because it happens so much more than people know. And I like. I know I talk about this all the time, like, being a dead horse, but it's just, like, it happens so much and so frequently, and it doesn't go reported half the time because people don't know. Like, sometimes kids don't even know it's grooming. Sometimes kids don't even know what's happening. Like, thank God it got reported. But specifically with boy students and female teachers, like, happens so much more than people know, obviously, with male teachers and female students. Disgusting. It happens all the time, too, but it doesn't get reported the same way or doesn't get the same pickup the same way. I feel like people did kind of brush under the rug, and it's kind of like, this is kind of insane. And it's happening all the time, and. Yeah, it's, like, at schools, like, where your kids are supposed to be safe. No, hers is. Hers is awful. But she wasn't an influencer, right? No, not that it matters. I'm just saying, like, I feel like he didn't get the pickup. It did because. Because of it.
Oscar
And the school district issued a statement that Amy's the mom.
Moses
Her.
Oscar
She was placed on leave out of an abundance of caution. So, yeah, like, contextually, it's a lot. Because of Haley's situation.
Trish
Yeah.
Oscar
And her crime. So. The headline was crazy, though. Once I saw that, I was like, that is nuts. And I. I mean, luckily for. No, I guess, like, Baywatch is far away, so I don't know if that to, like, affect that press campaign, but.
Trish
Right. Yeah. Like, people might, like, forget about it. Also, like, he was 18. He was pretty young at the time. I mean, like you said, the mom should have, like, a little more discernment. It was like, this trend, you know, Sometimes you don't know. Maybe also you think you're, like, being edgy when you're not, like. I do think I wouldn't really. But people also are, like, coming for him because of his sister, which I don't know if that's, like, necessarily fair.
Oscar
I know. I guess I don't know Noah's role, and I feel like he. He's like. He's in California. He's kind of removed. So it is. I don't know. I have brothers who I don't really have relationships with, even though they might. We have the same last names. Yeah, I can kind of see that. But, yeah, it is. It's nuts.
Trish
Yeah. It'd be the worst thing to be, like, asked about, but, yeah, because, like, Addison Ray's dad just got arrested. You see that? And it's like, ugh. It's like, just because you have this, like, wild family member out there, like, you shouldn't get punished. Which Addison does a good job just, like, not talking about it or whatever. Keeps it moving, but. Crazy. No, but stuff with the school children. Stuff. Yeah, that's like, obviously disgusting and awful and horrible and, like. Yeah, but, like, does he have to make a statement on it? I don't know. Like, it's something you don't want anything to do with.
Oscar
Yeah. I think only if he was directly, like, incriminated. And with the video with his mom, again, I feel like kind of what you said, I kind of place more judgment on, like, the parent in that situation versus, like, the kid who was, like, gaining a lot of fame and then just trying to, like, chase trends and. Yeah, like, it is weird. And I'm like, you're kind of weird for that. But, like, it is kind of the parents place to be. Like, no, I'm not going to.
Trish
Agreed.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Yuck. All of it. Big ick.
Oscar
But luckily, we have that palate cleanser in the beginning to really.
Trish
It's like, do you have another palette cleanser over there? How do we ease out of this?
Moses
See, you can always find somebody.
Trish
Little baby bunny or something.
Oscar
Who's my.
Trish
Let's see.
Oscar
Ms. Juicy was arrested. I don't know if that's.
Trish
I saw that on Twitter. I don't even know who that is.
Oscar
You don't know Miss Juicy?
Trish
Where's Miss Juicy?
Oscar
It's Miss Juicy, baby. You don't know Miss Juicy?
Trish
What does she do? She sings songs. I am not gay. It sounds like I would like her some little women.
Oscar
She's just like. She's like a meme queen.
Trish
She got arrested.
Oscar
She's like, yeah.
Trish
Oh, no.
Oscar
That's not a cleanser without insurance and an expired license.
Trish
But you get arrested for that.
Oscar
It is. Yeah. I guess if you get pulled over and you have an expired license and no insurance, you can get arrested.
Trish
They take you in cuffs.
Oscar
Yeah. They book you.
Trish
Oh, my God.
Oscar
So check.
Trish
That seems like a fine. Yeah. It just seems like, oh, here's like, a ticket.
Oscar
I know, but if anyone can break that law. Law. I mean, besides murder or anything that crazy. I feel like Ms. Juicy kind of deserves it, because I do. I live for the doll. She's diva.
Trish
There should be, like, a she booked.
Oscar
She was booked. I don't know if they released her mug.
Trish
How do people find out this stuff so quickly?
Oscar
It's all public record. Well, free has free mystery. She is free. So we don't have to.
Trish
Okay, she's out. I saw trending on Twitter. All right, well, we're gonna go get some chicken fingers. Do we order? You can we order box?
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
So good. Should we eat it there at the chicken finger place? It's like a little hole in the wall. You can eat it there. I can have it ready to go, like, picked up, like to go box. But should we eat it, like, there? Like, where do we eat? Or we eat in our car or we eat in the dance studio maybe.
Oscar
In the dance studio. That's kind of funny.
Trish
Okay, so just like eating chicken.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
But then we'll smell like chicken.
Oscar
And then Dan. I mean, I feel it'll be in our pores anyway as we dance, so.
Trish
That's so real.
Oscar
Yeah.
Trish
Do you want chicken and waffle or chicken fries or just. You have to get something. You can't just get the chicken.
Oscar
I know, but you can also just sandwich side. I'll do chicken and fries. I'll play it safe. No. Should I take a R?
Trish
I do love their chicken and waffle.
Oscar
Waffle.
Trish
Okay. I'm gonna do that, too. Damn, I wish you were coming with us. I love this bruxy place. I'm really obsessed with it. I. Like always, I'm stopping for a little bruxy. All right, that's it, guys. Oh, gosh. All right. Well, damn, what a whirlwind. That was fun. Thank you guys for being here. Stay tuned next next week for me and Oscars commercial, the Met, gala reviews and more. We love you guys. Thanks for being here. And subscribe to patreon.com dust trish, where you'll see us dancing to pinkies Up,
Oscar
Us against the world. Shake ass in the parking lot. If we get arrested. Haha. Baby, laugh it off. I love you, you love me. We're back. Gosh, and I'd kill them for you if it got that deep.
Trish
Who sings? Oui, oui. Na Mana.
Oscar
Sophia.
Trish
Is she French?
Oscar
No.
Trish
Is it Manal?
Moses
French?
Oscar
From Philippines? I. I think it was supposed to be her line.
Moses
Before?
Oscar
Yeah, before.
Trish
Wow. They just gave it. Okay. Anyways, it's fine. I guess anyone can say we. We love you guys. Thanks for being here. If you stay to the end, you got to hear Oscar's sick vocals. That was everything. Love you guys. See you in the next one. Bye.
Date: April 30, 2026
This jam-packed episode features Trisha Paytas and co-host Oscar Gracey weaving through personal updates, internet drama, pop culture analysis, and the messiest headlines currently making waves online. The pair cover everything from Met Gala tea, celebrity relationships, and influencer phenomenons to deeper issues like the recent Noah Beck family controversies and social media’s awkward trends. The show maintains its signature unfiltered, humorous tone, with frequent tangents into nostalgia and behind-the-scenes moments.
[01:59 – 09:55]
Memorable Quotes:
[21:32 – 43:00]
Memorable Quotes:
[36:06 – 38:36]
[29:32 – 31:00]
[83:22 – 95:14]
[104:55 – 113:50]
[116:43 – 124:04]
Notable closing quote:
“If you stay to the end, you got to hear Oscar’s sick vocals. That was everything. Love you guys. See you in the next one!” (Trish, [127:07])