Just Trish Episode for Jun 11, 2026

Summary

Just Trish – June 11, 2026 | Episode Summary

Episode Overview

On this week’s episode of Just Trish, Trisha Paytas, joined by frequent collaborator Darian and her husband Moses, delivers another signature blend of internet drama, pop culture takes, heartfelt moments, and comedic chaos. The conversation covers everything from queer representation and Pride Month, to travel etiquette, K-pop news, internet scandal updates, the evolving landscape of celebrity and influencer marketing, and iconic pop culture moments. Trisha’s unfiltered commentary—alternately hilarious, irreverent, and strangely sincere—pairs perfectly with Darian’s encyclopedic knowledge of the current digital landscape.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Travel Plans, Social Anxiety & Vlogging

• Las Vegas Show & Travel Etiquette (03:03–06:38)
  • Trisha and Darian discuss their upcoming trip to Vegas with the "Flop Girls." Trisha is anxious about traveling without her usual assistant, Ward.
  • Discussion about vlogging their POVs for Patreon.
  • Humorous debate about social interaction rules while flying, their hotel routines, and quiet time before live shows.
• Packing and Self-Care (05:38–06:13)
  • They brainstorm about doing “Get Ready with Me” routines on the plane, including skincare and Korean face masks.

"I'm just very nervous, actually. I don't know why. I guess I just don't travel by myself ever." – Trisha (09:31)

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2. Pride Month & Queer Recognition

• Internet Moments & Highlight Features (12:58–15:03)
  • Trisha is thrilled to be featured in a Pride month article alongside Rosie O’Donnell, celebrating her “rainbow Birkin wig.”
  • Light ribbing about Darian’s cosplay and being mistaken for "Jesus" due to his Ava Daniels look.
• Homophobia Stories (17:19–20:41)
  • Darian recounts being heckled at a mall with his partner for being gay, contemplating how homophobia “clocks” certain people.
  • Discussion on defense strategies, including carrying pepper spray and the “pink spray paint” tip for marking attackers.

“But Darian gets upset when I'm, like, confrontational. So that's all. Wait, what was the gay us just walking?... which one of us was clocked?” – Darian (17:45)

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3. Patreon Pride Content & Emotional Reactions

• Pride Content Reaction (26:07–27:50)
  • They discuss their Patreon video reacting to coming out stories, sharing how it turned unexpectedly emotional for Trisha.

“This was actually really emotional and I, like, couldn't make fun of it... everyone like, made me cry and I was just like, okay, these are all, like, actually very sweet.” – Trisha (27:30)

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4. Pop Culture, Trends & Consumerism

• Celebrity Gossip: Vegas, Shopping & Outfits (07:53–09:27; 30:09–31:31; 34:02–34:44)
  • Outfit planning for their Vegas show gets chaotic as everyone is pulling items from their archives; custom outfits, archival pulls, and the anxiety of not matching the energy.
  • Obsession over rare Chanel “Dalmatian” bags being sold out or resold at absurd prices.
  • Trisha admits to buying every size and color of American Eagle’s skort.

“My bag is already packed. It's in there, that little silver duffel bag... I'm completely packed. I think I'm gonna do it all on a carry on, which is, like, impressive for me.” – Trisha (08:37)

• Influencer Marketing & Brand Trips (94:01–95:54)
  • Discussion of modern “subtle” influencer trips (e.g., Kylie Cosmetics, Alo Yoga), and how low-key product integration can be more effective than obvious promotion.
  • Darian points out the shift away from explosive group brand trips towards intimate, friend-based content.

“The subtle product integration, it does so much more when you just see someone like, oh, they were paparazzi with this in their hand...” – Trisha (95:20)

• Beauty Product Hype & Overconsumption (35:17–39:47)
  • Rhode Beauty's glowy bronzer launch, Hailey Bieber’s influence, and how beauty launches with real buzz are becoming more rare.
  • Honest confessions about formerly buying every "hyped" palette at Sephora but now resisting the urge.

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5. Cancel Culture & Internet Scandals

• Scooby Doo Controversy (39:47–44:27)
  • Discussion of casting a live-action Scooby Doo puppy, ear cropping ethics, and which dog characters are most iconic.
• Hudson Williams Backlash (67:33–70:44)
  • Hudson Williams faces scandal after old, controversial high school photos resurface.
  • The cast compares public reaction to male vs. female internet stars in similar situations, advocating for fair standards.

“My main thing though was like, okay, but like we have to have the same energy for like the girls... let’s have this energy for everyone else” – Darian (70:01)

• Colleen Ballinger Documentary Fallout (128:06–133:51)
  • The behind-the-scenes drama over a new Ballinger documentary, involving ex-husband Joshua David Evans making threats, and the emotional toll of internet revivals.

“He was gently all over the place... Gently. And I mean this. So actually so sincerely.” – Trisha (129:42)

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6. K-Pop, Korean Dramas & Cultural Shout-outs

• BTS, Hybe, and New K-Pop Releases (52:26–55:41)
  • Darian’s K-pop update: new music from BTS and the label HYBE’s girl groups.
  • They taste-test BTS-themed brown sugar pancake Oreos and critique racist Fox News coverage about the product.

“That is wild. They were just talking about the muse of these Oreos... And then he ended the little segment by saying the cookies spell out death to America.” – Darian (51:27)

• Korean Drama Recommendations (55:41–56:41)
  • Trisha hypes up Netflix’s My Demon as a must-watch K-drama and teases a K-drama-inspired music video.

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7. Influencer Health & Critique of New Cigarette Trend

• Influencer Smoking Backlash (96:30–98:45)
  • Genuine frustration about Gen Z TikTokers, including Jake Shane and Kylie Jenner, promoting cigarette smoking.

“You talk too much. Your questions suck... He gotta stop promoting his cigarettes though.” – Trisha & Darian (96:18, 96:30)

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8. Pop Culture Phenomena: Barbenheimer, Moviegoing, Nostalgia

• Collective Pop Culture Experiences (58:37–61:22)
  • Reflecting on last year’s “Barbenheimer” cinematic event as a rare, happy cultural moment.
  • Trisha reminisces about struggling financially but still chasing every Barbie-themed collector's bucket for the positive distraction.

“That one week was like this beaming of hope. I was like, bye, gotta go. Like doing Barbie... we were doing a bunch of Barbie cosplay.” – Trisha (60:04)

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9. Foodie Moments, Fast Food Challenges

• Japan’s Burger King ‘One Pounder’ Challenge (110:15–114:08)
  • Laughter and skepticism as Burger King Japan launches an all-you-can-eat, one-pound burger contest.
  • Moses jokes it’s just an attempt to clear inventory. Trisha calculates protein content versus calories, revealing her current obsession with tracking protein.

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10. Random Viral & Book Club Tangents

• Tyra Banks’ Model Land (86:16–91:47)
  • Darian suggests Tyra Banks’ wild 2011 YA novel Model Land for a Just Trish book club. Recap of the plot (“Tookie De La Crème,” the school for supermodels, etc.), and the failed Model Land theme park concept.

“A young, awkward looking girl by the name of Tookie de la Creme is kidnapped...” – Darian (86:51)

• AI Songs & Internet Audio Trends (99:19–100:24)
  • The group cracks up discussing viral AI-generated TikTok sounds, with Trisha noting how convincing she finds AI-generated covers.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Everyone protect your peace in this situation. Okay? Everyone, just. Let's all take a breath. Everyone's doing okay, right?” – Trisha (00:13, 133:02)
• “If you smoke a cigarette or something. Seen smoking one, you should be in jail for like a year. For real. You're hurting other people around you.” – Trisha (98:45)
• “The subtle product integration... does so much more when you just see someone like, oh, they were paparazzi with this in their hand or something, you know, it just looks more than, like, in your face.” – Trisha (95:20)
• “You can only take a man that was never yours to begin with. You can’t take a man that was mine. No man is really yours, boy is mine, Ariana.” – Trisha (126:35)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Timestamp | Topic/Segment | |------------|--------------------------------------------------------| | 03:03–06:38| Vegas travel anxieties, vlogging plans, quiet time | | 12:58–15:03| Trisha in Pride Month article, rainbow Birkin wig | | 17:19–20:41| Homophobia at the mall; strategies for dealing | | 26:07–27:50| Patreon Pride video reactions, emotional moments | | 34:02–34:44| Chanel Dalmatian bag saga | | 39:47–44:27| Live-action Scooby Doo casting controversy | | 52:26–55:41| BTS Oreo & K-pop update | | 55:41–56:41| K-dramas & Netflix’s ‘My Demon’ | | 58:37–61:22| Barbenheimer, collective culture, movie nostalgia | | 67:33–70:44| Hudson Williams’ high school photo scandal | | 94:01–95:54| Subtle influencer brand trips, marketing trends | |110:15–114:08| Burger King Japan’s “One Pounder” challenge | |128:06–133:51| Ballinger doc drama, ex-husband threats, online obsessions|

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Overall Tone & Structure

The episode’s tone is casual, irreverent, candid, and self-aware. Trisha moves rapidly between pop culture commentary, confessional stories, goofy speculative tangents, and genuinely compassionate takes on mental health, internet drama, and queer community issues. Darian provides quick wit, research, and cutting observations. Moses jumps in occasionally with dry humor or grounded perspectives.

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Conclusion & Next Episode Tease

The episode closes with a reminder to “protect your peace,” a call to sometimes just “log off,” and a note that the next episode may feature Tana Mongeau as the gang recaps their Vegas adventure.

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For listeners who missed the episode:
This summary captures the breadth of Trisha and Darian’s internet pop culture “hot topics,” their authentic banter, and the humorous, openhearted approach that defines Just Trish. Expect lots of laughs, frequent departures into spontaneity, and a head-spinning survey of what’s trending on the internet—filtered through Trisha’s iconic persona.

Transcript

[Trisha Paytas]

Where is Daredevil? A minor. Don't miss the return of Marvel Television's Daredevil Born Again. So what's next? I feel liberated.

[Moses]

We're gonna take this city back over

[Trisha Paytas]

medicated in an all new season now streaming only on Disney plus. They're hunting us. It's time we started hunting them. I can work with them. This should be tons of fun. Marvel Television's Daredevil Born Again now streaming only on Disney. Everyone protect your peace in this sit. Okay, everyone, just. Let's all take a breath. Everyone's doing okay, right? Josh, you're remarried. Colleen is touring. Rachel, you're okay with your low views? That's perfect. It's fine. Let's just. Yay. Thank you so much to Olipop for sponsoring today's episode of Just Trish. Hello. It's the weekend. Trisha says Thursdays are the weekend. You don't have to go to work tomorrow. Trish's law. That's my law. I'm passing once I become Congress. I think I missed the congressional run this year, but maybe next year.

[Darian]

Is it every year?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Okay. Work.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think so.

[Darian]

We don't even know. We have to go back and erase us talking about Christopher Columbus and discovering America because I feel like if you're running for office, you should know about, like, American history.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, I will tell you, Christopher Columbus did not discover America. I will, period. Say, it's definitely someone Native American that's been here from the beginning for sure. Probably anybody. Probably the hundreds of Native Americans that were here before him discovered America.

[Darian]

So true. Queen.

[Trisha Paytas]

Or maybe God. If you believe in God. He probably created America. He discovered it. Really? Okay, now you know Big Bang Theory. I don't know, whatever you want to go to. But hello, it's Thursday. It's gonna be great. Let's get. Let's get some announcements over at the beginning. I feel like at the end of it, I'm always like, go check out. You know what? Oscar Gracie, my co host, I was getting a little emotional. Every time I like post a picture of us, I always get a little emo.

[Darian]

That is so sweet.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wait, you really are everything and more. And we don't get emotional with each other, but you know, sometimes I see your house or when I post the picture of us yesterday, I was like, oh, my God, you really are just the backbo of this show. But also, he's bringing vlogging back. Oscar Gracie vlogs. Oscar Gracie vlogs. My mom loved the house tour. She was watching it. She's like, wow, his house looks beautiful. Yeah. Everyone really is. Loves you. And that's so sweet. So do I. So go check out Oscar Gracie Vlogs. Has a seatgeek sponsorship coming up. And are you going this weekend? Not sponsored today by CB Geek.

[Darian]

Why?

[Trisha Paytas]

Are you going this weekend to Ariana?

[Darian]

As of right now, no. But she's here for a while, so there is still time.

[Trisha Paytas]

How long?

[Darian]

She's here for like, six dates. So, yeah, she's here all next week, so we'll see.

[Trisha Paytas]

I want to go.

[Darian]

We'll see.

[Trisha Paytas]

Gotta go. It's a good vlog for Oscar Gracie Bar.

[Darian]

I know.

[Trisha Paytas]

Tea, good content.

[Darian]

Yeah. And I have. Luckily, my next vlog will be the Vegas Vlog. I told. See, I'm like, don't worry. You guys have a heavy hitter. I got 10 coming out.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's a good one. Well, I'm gonna do a little my. I'll put my Vegas vlog on Patreon. I'll do my POV on Patreon. Because I was like, well, do a

[Darian]

little bit of that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Darian]

Oh, I was thinking that too. That'd be so fun.

[Trisha Paytas]

So you can see the Oscar Gracie POV on his and then go to our patreon. Patreon.com. which I think it. I think it will, because we're gonna be. You and me are the only ones traveling together. So I was like, what are we gonna do? Before the plane? I was talking to Mose about it. I'm like, do I talk? Do I put headphones in? He's like, why don't you vlog for Patreon? I was like, okay.

[Darian]

I don't know.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know the. I don't know the etiquette when you travel with somebody, honestly. Wait, have you ever traveled with somebody that, like.

[Moses]

She's overthinking it, as usual. Oh, yeah, it's a short flight. You'd be stuck in traffic here longer than you'd be flying to Vegas.

[Trisha Paytas]

Babe, I'm talking to someone. What's the opposite of neurodivergent?

[Darian]

Neurotypical.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, Not a neurotypical. Oh, you're kind of neurodivergent. I guess a different neurodivergency that we get the social anxiety part, I suppose. Yeah. How would you. How do you normally travel with someone that's not your.

[Darian]

I haven't traveled with anyone besides Zarian for a long time. Yeah, I guess the last person would be my friend Rebecca in, like, 2019 when we went to Hawaii together, and it was kind of just a Mix of like headphones on, to quote Addison Rae. And then like also discussion about what's going on. There are people watching, vibe checks, stuff like that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, it's a tough one because even when I travel with Tana. Love a talk. But I guess when you go to my hotel room, because even when I do tour, I'm trying to think. I guess I do talk. And then the plane, I can't talk because I can't look. Just letting you know. I can't look side to side because I'm like motion sickness. So if I'm like talking here and your windows right there, I'm going to get motion sickness. Even with Moses, I'm always just like this. I'm like, if we're talking, I'm talking like this. But also I was like, loud.

[Darian]

I was going to say there's a lot of like background noise. It's kind of like remain silent. How hard is it to remain silent?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes. Okay, so we're on the same page there. So like we talk at the beginning when people watch. Well, we have a vlog.

[Darian]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

Both yours and my Patreon. So. Okay, so there's.

[Darian]

Do we pull like the beauty youtubers who like take out their whole like, get ready with me. They're doing toners, face masks.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wait, that's kind of a good idea. I have a lot of face masks actually. Korean skincare I can bring.

[Darian]

Sure you do.

[Trisha Paytas]

We have so many that actually. Really? I've never done that on a plane.

[Darian]

Me either. And like when I see, okay, the beauty girls do tiktoks of like, ooh, my flight's about some land. Let me, you know, cleanse. Let me do the face mask. I'm like, you're doing too much. But it's kind of camp if we do it.

[Trisha Paytas]

I do love that. I meant to do mine on the way back. Cause I will be in full glam on the plane on the way there. But on the way back, I could definitely do a little face mask. That's really fun. That's a good idea. I'll bring em. I'll bring the little things under our eyes. That's definitely like a 30 minute plug.

[Darian]

We get in the air. Okay, you guys, we just got in the air, but also we're just about to land, so.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, time to get ready. That's actually really good. I didn't choose bright. Everything brings little tips. That's actually such a good idea. Okay. I love that we're brainstorming because everyone's like, what are we gonna do? That's good. And then, like, once we land in the car, that's more like talkie time. Okay. I feel good about this now. I do feel good. And then, like, when you go to. I love going to the hotel room, like, shutting down for a minute.

[Darian]

Ooh, the girls love their time.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, is that what you call it? I call it quiet time. On tour, between six to seven, after the meet and greet and before the show starts, it's quiet. Anyone comes in, like, it's quiet time. Right now, we're just not talking because it's just like, you know, you need a little. And then you're ready, you know, because it is going to be chaos. It's going to be boom, boom, boom. It's going to be sound check and meet and greet and show and this and that. It's going to be chaos. We have less than 24 hours in Vegas, so viva Las Vegas. You ready? Are you prepared? Did you get any notes? Have you had any meetings about it?

[Darian]

Paige ran us through the breakdown of what our segment will be because she helped plan it with Tana. Yeah, she was like, hold on, Flops. Like, let me. Let me put the big girl pants on. So Paige and Tana had a think tank session. Paige circled back with both me and Molly. We're like, okay, got it. So we don't need the tap shoes after all. That was. That was. Our original plan was to get tap shoes. Thankfully, I didn't buy them yet.

[Trisha Paytas]

Were you going to? You guys, do you guys know how

[Darian]

Molly knows how to tap? And then I think I would have just said, yeah, I don't know. Mime. Dad. Like, lip. What's the lip sync of Lip?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Mimed.

[Darian]

Tap synced. I don't know.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's what we did. I think we were kind of like, miming it. Right? You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Moses]

Lip syncing for your life.

[Darian]

Very. That.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, so not that this you think you can handle whatever. The new.

[Darian]

Yeah, the new segment sounded like it was right up our alley, so it didn't work. Although we did have, like, a panic last night because Paige was like, you guys, our flop group text is really something fierce. You guys, what do we wear? Because Tana is just talking about ordering her, like, custom Vegas pieces. And we're like, girl, I didn't even think about that. And I was like, okay, Queens, like, let's really think. Yeah, let's go through the archives. Paige was like, okay, maybe I get the, like, even the paparazzi Team Bryce on God outfit. I'm like, I Know, Trisha has, like, a King Tut pieces, you know?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, you just go in the closet.

[Darian]

I'm going to be Law Roach. Archival pools, baby.

[Trisha Paytas]

How are you doing? Inspired pieces then maybe. Okay. Love it. That's cute.

[Darian]

It's still, you know, a brainstorm, but.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. I know. Honestly, us too. Like I said from the beginning, it's been very, like. I'm like, okay, let's get custom outfits here. And then he's like, I have a stylist here. We're just so very different. So I don't really know. I ended up just sending exactly what I'm wearing to the show. I was like, this is what I'm wearing. I don't know what you're gonna wear, but, like, we'll see. So it is. It'll be interesting. My bag is already packed. It's in there, that little silver duffel bag. Because it's just been such, like, a busy week, so I'm like, I don't have time to even pack before we leave, so I'm completely packed. I think I'm gonna do it all on a carry on, which is, like, impressive for me. Like, a whole thing. But I am excited. I do get a little nervous traveling by myself. Usually I have Ward, but he's going in early, so it's really just you and me, which makes me extremely nervous. Not because of you, but because of me, because I cannot travel. Ward comes with me everywhere, and I'm just like, will I find my way? Oh, I don't travel by myself ever.

[Darian]

Well, you did compete on the Amazing Race, so you do have some more experience under your belt.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, I wasn't flying anywhere once. It's like, go fly. I'm just really, really bad. Moses has my location on, but sometimes he's not always available to answer my calls. I'm just very nervous, actually. I don't know why. I guess I just don't travel by myself ever.

[Darian]

So I'm a good sign follower. So, you know, I look for the signs. I follow the arrows to where they point.

[Trisha Paytas]

But how do you find the driver? What if he's not in there waiting? What if it's like, you have to call a number, but we didn't make the reservation because they're like, oh, the casino's taking care of it. But you can't just call the casino and be like, hey, where's our car? Like, who do you call?

[Darian]

Okay, wait, now you're just kind of spilling.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. And then when I travel with Tana, she gets like, oh, the flight's late. Maybe this is a sign. Maybe this. Then I started getting anxious, and she's like, oh, my God. I don't know if this is a good idea. This never happens. And I'm like, why are we on this plane?

[Darian]

Well, I sound way more chill in comparison. I thought I was a little, like, anal, but in comparison, I think we all are.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think we all are. I think we're all a little anal, but I. That's why I'm nervous.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Moses]

So true.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think it's just. It's gonna be. Well, it's gonna. It's gonna be. I don't know. I used to travel myself before, but I think in the. I think I have it in a long time, but I guess we'll. Well, see. It's a whole group of people.

[Darian]

Jimmy will be driving up, and I'm excited to see him there.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes. Oh, my gosh.

[Darian]

I know. Literally the whole crew. I know.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wow. Okay. Yeah. There's just a lot. There's a lot going on.

[Darian]

But he's bringing his dogs.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God.

[Darian]

I know.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. Making, like, a whole. Okay. Well, that's great. I love that. I kind of should have invited more people or bring more people, but whatever. It was only, like, 16 hours, so I was like, well, you know, I

[Darian]

know it's a quickie.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

But I'm excited.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's gonna be fun. I'm excited, too. I love a live show more than anything in the whole world. And, yeah, there was a bunch of stuff, like, last minute that could be happening. I don't know. We'll see how it goes. And Moses. Sorry, Moses cooking videos. Moses is cooking chicken parm today. Is that still happening or you couldn't find the Parmesan?

[Moses]

No, I did. I went all the way to the.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, you already got it.

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, I'm excited for that chicken.

[Moses]

Grocery shopping yesterday, studying all morning.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's gonna be so exciting. I'm so excited. Check out Moses cooking videos. He just posted my favorite, creamy Cajun chicken pasta. It was so good. So delicious. Even Lydia yesterday was just like, Moses is, like, really, like. He posts a lot on his cooking channel. Like, yeah, he, like, loves it. It's, like, really good. She is very.

[Moses]

I cooked a lot, so at least I film once a week one of the dishes I make.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Moses]

Because it's really what we actually eat. I know somebody was asking, like, is she eating butter noodles after that? Or she's actually eating this.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's so fun.

[Moses]

And I was like, well, there's a whole Mukbang, you can see.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, yeah, I'm definitely eating that. But you should do your butter noodles because you do make a great butter noodles as well. That's actually a really good one.

[Moses]

Once I make shorts, you know, it'd be like. Because that's a short video.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, Babish did a whole butter noodles video that has 4 million views, so you just never, never know. Behind Moses is my sparkly memoir. Pre order Crying on the kitchen flower floor. Today I have a really fun book tour planned. Really fun stops on the book tour. Really fun. I found some out a couple days ago. I'm so excited for November. November. Hold on to your horses. It's gonna be crazy. And march Australia. Hold on to your horses because it's gonna be crazy. There's just a lot of stuff happening. It's all really good vibes and I'm really, really excited. I'm also very tan for our Vegas show, but it'll fade a little bit before then. Anyways, it's a beautiful day out. It's hot, it's sunny, and we're in the ac, so there's nothing better than that, to be honest.

[Darian]

And it's Pride month. Pride. And you know who I saw featured in a Pride themed article today?

[Trisha Paytas]

Who? Oh, my God, I can't even imagine. Pride themed article. It's risky, you know.

[Moses]

Wait, no. But I look at him and I'm like, I know.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm trying to think who's like, I

[Darian]

don't know, Queer icon, a lot of, like, iconic pop hits. Queer icon, pop hits in a lot of different languages as well. Me.

[Moses]

Where?

[Darian]

Oh, my gosh. You know, I was doing my news suite for Hot Topics and then E Online was had an article and you were the photo, the featured photo. I almost texted it to you, but I thought this would be funny, so I'm glad I did it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God, I didn't even see it.

[Darian]

Usually headline is wild how Rosie o', Donnell, Trisha Paytas and more stars are celebrating Pride Month. Oh, it's you and Rosie, which is

[Trisha Paytas]

like, we are BFFs. We are connected.

[Darian]

But it's you and your. Your wig from last week. The iconic, the rainbow Birkin wig. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Nothing says Pride like that. Really.

[Darian]

And then Rosie just at the Tony, so I love the contrast as well.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, I love it. They could have the one of us together at my show. There's so many things she actually DM me like the night at the Tonys. Like, she was this whole thing. Yeah, we're like, we're like besties now. Oh my God. That's so that's. What did they say? How was it just my wig or Trisha?

[Darian]

They said Trisha Paytas celebrated her own queer identity with a photo shoot while posing in a rainbow filled outfit. It's that time of year. Happy Pride, she wrote on Instagram. We're here and we're queer. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

You know what? That did get a lot of likes. It got like 500,000. No pro shot, no nothing. Got 500,000 likes, which is like insane for me. I was like, okay, love that. And it was June 2nd. I even missed the beginning of, of Pride month. I know Yesterday when I posted our Ava and Deborah cosplay, I originally, originally had like pride rainbow. And I was like, well, maybe that's like, I don't know, maybe it doesn't need to be noted every time. But it is Pride month. I should have done it. And they are, they are giving, you know. Well, she is by Ava and Deborah.

[Darian]

Well, they won't. That.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, they won't.

[Darian]

They. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. So I was giving that, but then I erased. I was like, let me not be. But I should have been, why not?

[Darian]

You know, there's something I do have to address right off the bat is I saw clips of me as Ava Daniels and the comments were like, why is he dressed like Jesus? And like that actually is like nuts to me because I. Because I didn't really look at myself before I got ready. So I asked Jimmy when I got home from filming, I was like, can you send me a still of like, what I look like? And then he sent me a still and I gasped. I was like, I look just like her. I literally look just like. I like, nailed it. That hair, that wig, like so good. Sitting right. Bundles, baby bundles. It was thin.

[Trisha Paytas]

It was good.

[Darian]

Yeah. The hair looked like it grew right out of my scalp. Like natural strawberry blonde, auburn bob.

[Trisha Paytas]

It was beautiful.

[Darian]

And then Jesus. What do you mean?

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, it does give. Yes. First of all, Jesus I think had a little. In the depiction at the church, he has like a little bit longer, browner hair. Yeah, it was. I wouldn't say Jesus.

[Darian]

Never seen Jesus with a bob.

[Trisha Paytas]

Jesus.

[Darian]

A strawberry blonde Jesus with a bob.

[Trisha Paytas]

Maybe also because you had the red sweater, it's giving church like the priest when they wear their robes. You know what I mean?

[Darian]

Okay, that kind of makes a little more sense.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Because I don't think he's also on a sweater.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

So maybe that I should have had

[Darian]

the little side by side the entire time because I think when you see the side by side, it does, like, really gag because I really had all the little details. The necklace, even down to the loafers.

[Trisha Paytas]

You know, I should have asked you for. For the dump. I thought that too. I was like, well, everyone will know. But I was like, oh, I should have put the reference because I thought

[Darian]

everyone would know too, because it's like a classic Ava Daniels outfit from House. I know.

[Trisha Paytas]

What's the deal if you missed it? Jimmy edited it in the last episode. He did edit the photos in.

[Darian]

Oh, thank God.

[Trisha Paytas]

It was great. I know, because I was like, he even found the pink one. I forgot to send it to him, but he found it, which makes sense because all I did was Google. Yeah, it came up. They were great photos. They were. Turned out good. That was our good cosplay. We have to think of another tea. They're fun to do. We took two cosplays all the time. I miss doing that.

[Darian]

I know. Now they take a lot more work, though, I think, like, because we've covered so many moments, now we have to get more creative with it. I suppose.

[Trisha Paytas]

Suppose that's true. And, like, what is the moment and what feels it? I feel it's like we have to, like.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Sense it out. Like the Bone Yang Chapel. Ron made sense all that.

[Darian]

Although while you were featured in a Pride article, I got hate crime during Pride. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

What happened?

[Darian]

It is quite an interesting tale. Darian and I were walking at the outdoor mall, the Village, here in. In my hometown of Woodland Hills, and a man, first of all. Well, let me get to what he said first. We were walking. We passed a man. He goes, oh, that's that gay, ain't it? And then he's like. And then he yelled f slurs as we're walking by. And then I laughed, and I was like, yup, it is.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh.

[Darian]

But Darian gets upset when I'm, like, confrontational. So that's all. Wait, what was the gay us just walking? We weren't even hand in hand or anything. And then this is where I really started thinking. I was like, okay, which one of us was clocked? Because in my opinion, I know here I am, like, the gayest version of myself, right? But, you know, I could coach. And when I was walking, like, I was wearing a graphic tee that was from, like, you know, a straight streetwear designer.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Darian]

And, like, long, like, you know, the longer, popular, like, jean shorts.

[Trisha Paytas]

The jorts.

[Darian]

The jorts, yeah. Darian also in jorts, but he was wearing, like, a muscle. It might it might even have been skims, like the white tank top. Okay, so it was really tight.

[Trisha Paytas]

Probably a Vedarian got.

[Darian]

Thank you. That's what I wanted to know. Because I was like. I wanted to go turn around.

[Trisha Paytas]

But if you're asking, I was, like, putting it away.

[Darian]

Excuse me. So which one of us did you claw?

[Trisha Paytas]

You should have said that. Which one? Him or me?

[Darian]

Because the other time I got hate crimed was 2019, and I was walking with my friend Nick to get a coffee, and this man who. He didn't even have any. Oh, no, he didn't have any legs. I think he was in a wheelchair in front of the hospital. And he just started screaming as we were passing him on the sidewalk because the coffee shop is right in front of the hospital. Like, f slurs. F slurs. Don't walk past me. F slurs. Don't walk past it. He started screaming, and then he threw a razor blade at my friend Nick. And again, I had the same feeling. I was like, okay, but which one of us is there? And I do. I'm not just saying this. I do think it was Nick as well.

[Trisha Paytas]

I do think it's a recurring theme in your head. You need to know which one.

[Darian]

Yeah. I'm like, okay, which one of us was clock first?

[Trisha Paytas]

Because what would you do differently, walking down the street?

[Darian]

Me? Nothing. It's up to.

[Moses]

Well, you're not supposed to do.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well. Don't walk with the gayer one. Only walk with more masks.

[Darian]

Yeah, that's. That's the message.

[Trisha Paytas]

Trying to help you. No, but that person obviously sounded unwell. Obviously. They're, like, repeating and throwing razors.

[Darian]

He did just, like. He was, like, paraplegic. And also at the hospital, this other one, I think it was like, in the house, like, man, who I always have sympathy for, but the guy is like, we just had an election, and one of the candidates was trying to get y', all, like, locked up and thrown out. And I was the one that's like, no, like, we need resources for the unhoused. So it's like, sir, I'm on your side here. You know, maybe where I'm empathetic.

[Trisha Paytas]

So he knows the next day.

[Darian]

Because, like, I'm on your side, you know, I want resources to go to you. I'm not trying to just, like, take you off the streets. Like, Spencer proud of it all, so.

[Trisha Paytas]

Right. Yeah, maybe you look, Spencer Pratt.

[Darian]

Maybe I just. The white passing of it all, perhaps. I don't know. I don't know. But, yeah, that's a lot to convey in one. A little pin that's like, I am mask passing. And also I am for you, for the people here.

[Trisha Paytas]

And we'll get you a house and build you one. Maybe you need to wear the Jesus wig. Then you look like you're gonna help him.

[Darian]

That might make things a little bit worse. A little worse.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, okay. So they're clearly okay. So they're like, obviously, yeah, yeah.

[Darian]

No one of sound mind, at least.

[Trisha Paytas]

I really thought it was just like a person walking in the mall next to you. I was like, that's crazy.

[Darian]

That would be a little crazy if it was someone of sound mind.

[Trisha Paytas]

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[Darian]

I kind of laugh.

[Trisha Paytas]

But what about Darian?

[Darian]

He also kind of laughed. I think it's funny because we were together so, like, you know, safety and numbers kind of teased. I think if he was alone, he would probably feel a little bit more threatened.

[Trisha Paytas]

But yeah, he's a small. Yeah, scary. Nobody wants to get yelled at in general. But then also that. Have you ever tried to be like, a little crazy back? Like, what are you gonna do about it? You know what I mean? Like, I've done that sometime younger, when I was younger, you know, just be a little nuts back. I mean, maybe don't do that, I guess. I don't know. Then you might can start fighting, you

[Darian]

know, I haven't tried that, but I mean, be aware of next time I'm. Hate crime. That's a good.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, they tell, like, women, like, when you're walking by yourself at night to just kind of be like, you know, like a little, like Michael Jackson thriller, like a little like zombie or something like that to make people a little more off. Like, I'm here. What do you need? Someone else said that too. Who said that they, like, stare. Was it Tana? Somebody on Tick Tock was saying when a man looks at them, they just like stare them right back like this. And they're just like, maybe it wasn't Tanner. Someone else. But they just like, stare them down.

[Darian]

Like, like match their freak in a way.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Until they. I don't know. I don't know what the right answer is.

[Moses]

And they might think you're interested, though.

[Darian]

That's true.

[Moses]

If I'm like, yeah, that looks like an invitation.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's an invitation. This is what's wrong with everybody. She was making eye contact with me. Said from a man right there. That is the problem. That is crazy. That's crazy. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Like, I guess I think you just

[Moses]

called him out for being jealous, that's all.

[Darian]

Oh, okay, T. I do have pepper spray on me now, so that's like, I feel a little. Yeah, I feel a little stronger with that.

[Trisha Paytas]

But I had heard that you're supposed to carry pink spray paint in the car, so if someone tries to, like, get you when you're in the car, you spray paint their eyes. So obviously, like, it, like, deters them from.

[Darian]

And everyone knows they're a pervert.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, well, so you can clock them because it doesn't come out that easy. Oh, so, like, in a lineup, this will have some pink in there. Oh, my God.

[Darian]

That's tea.

[Trisha Paytas]

Because I think about pink eyeshadow. My color in the Shane Dawson palette. It would not come out. And you remember you had to, like, scrub, and the next day it's still pink in your eyes and all. Pink eyeshadows. I like that. But that's the one I use. And it would just stay pink for, like, a long time.

[Darian]

That is actually such a pro tip. Wait, I haven't thought about that.

[Moses]

Carry a bag of glitter.

[Darian]

Oh, glitter's the other one.

[Trisha Paytas]

Because it's hard to get out.

[Moses]

Just be like. And then also, like, you know, it's kind of like in characters.

[Darian]

Take some glitter and be, like, in character as what?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, yeah, look at that, Jimmy.

[Darian]

That person who hate Crimey was Moses Hackman.

[Moses]

Glitter never comes off. You know what I mean? Like, if I hug Trisha and she has glitter on, it's on there for days. So if you want to catch glitter.

[Trisha Paytas]

Moving on from that, all that for real Jimmy. Oh, my God.

[Darian]

Oh, my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

He's great. I love that he can never, ever, ever offend Jimmy. He has all the raw footage from everything from that love life.

[Darian]

Oh, my God. That kills me.

[Trisha Paytas]

Not what he mad.

[Darian]

Didn't know what he was saying. I love the title.

[Trisha Paytas]

Moving on.

[Darian]

Oh, that took me off. Oh, and our Pride Patreon video is also up. And I dedicated that to the gayest person I know, who is Jimmy Wetzel.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, yeah.

[Darian]

He was very excited for that Patreon video.

[Trisha Paytas]

So he seemed like he would love the Levi's collection.

[Darian]

Yeah, he did. He was trying to buy that Levi's collection. Yeah, the Pride collections, you guys. Few and far between. But Levi's really served with the leather daddy realness. Yeah. But it was quick to sell out. Even too quick for Jimmy west, so.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, it did. It already sold out. Patreon.com just Trish, actually, my sister, one of her viewers on her stream, saw Jimmy at Pride.

[Darian]

Oh, how exciting.

[Trisha Paytas]

She was like, how do they know it was Jimmy? And obviously, like, I guess because Jimmy and Cali, like, what does it rate each other.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

So they, like, rage. So they, like, knew what he looked like. But also because we talk about his short shorts. He's. They said he had mesh short shorts on at Pride. Yeah, it was Jimmy who's tall and wearing that. I was like, that is Jimmy. So shout out Jimmy and go to patreon.com just trish. Yes, we reacted to coming out videos, which actually, like, at first, you know, we love to, like, react and, like, make fun of everybody. But also it's like. Or not make fun of. Have a key with everybody. But this was actually really emotional and I, like, couldn't make fun of it. And obviously I wouldn't make fun of anyone coming out. I'm just saying, like, the Dramageddon is what I was talking. It's going a whole different direction. The Dramageddon videos, like, something not serious. Obviously I wouldn't make fun of anyone coming out, but everyone was like. It was very emotional and everyone, like, made me cry and I was just like, okay, these are all, like, actually very sweet and go check them out. There's so many good ones. Did you make your coming out video?

[Darian]

I'll make it right here.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Darian]

I'm gay.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's a good one. That's it. That's like, I don't even have to do that anymore. I think it's just everyone I, you know, we're all a little gay, is what I say. But I know people find that problematic. I do think we are. I just assume everyone's just a little bit gay.

[Darian]

It honestly is true. Because, like, on Tick Tock especially because those straight boys on Tick Tocks will really slut themselves out and do a little, like, pinky up dance and short shorts or whatever. And I'm like, okay, like, gay. And then they actually have to start coming out as straight because I have to, like, go through them. Okay, who are you following? Like, I'm digging to confirm gayness. And then the following is kind of what always clocks you. Because if you're following, like, a lot of hot girls and no hot guys, I'm like, I see. I see which team you play.

[Trisha Paytas]

You think they're straight.

[Darian]

If it's. Yeah, if it's just all like, hot girls. If it's like the. What's her name? What's that of girl that 18 year old.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh.

[Darian]

Sophie range.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

So it's all like that crowd.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, I thought you meant because I was like, I feel like you only had divas up in your lockers growing up, so.

[Darian]

Okay, well, if you're following Taylor Swift and Olivia Carpenter. Okay, that's one. Addison Ray. If you're following Addison Ray, Trisha Bay.

[Trisha Paytas]

You know, I see you're saying like that, like.

[Darian]

Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's a clock.

[Darian]

Because, like, they're very much for the male gaze, I think. You know, no shade. It's just, you know, that's their demo.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, it's a good way to, I guess, find out. I never thought about that.

[Darian]

Yeah. There's, you know, the girls who are. Whose demo is, like very much girl gay leaning. And then, you know, the girls who have the straight male audience. Those are the two.

[Trisha Paytas]

Never want that audience.

[Darian]

I know. God speed to those girls because that's tough. That's very tough.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. They're just not anyways. Not. Not my. Not my demo. Don't want that.

[Darian]

Thank God.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. But hey, Happy Pride. Are you going anywhere? Oh, you're going Vegas.

[Darian]

Vegas.

[Trisha Paytas]

Vegas Pride. Dan and Trish. I do love a pride.

[Darian]

The biggest, low key, a really straight city. Right. I was trying to think, is it like the only gay stuff is, like, off the Strip.

[Trisha Paytas]

Drew Sparkles, I think is right now.

[Darian]

Yeah. Drag Race live. I forgot about that. I do love Drag Race.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's right across the street.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

I want to say they came last year to my Vegas show because Cedric helped out with it. I think a lot of them came over before their show. Yeah.

[Darian]

That's fierce.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I think Joe Sparkles in it because I think she DM me. I was like, if you want to come see it. But I don't know what time it goes.

[Darian]

I mean, maybe they do a couple shows. I do. I do love it. It's like another quick, like an hour one, too. But it's fun. It's a key.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, that's the length. All shows. We talked about that last time. I really think, like, Vegas shows are like an hour and they, like, nail it because it's like the perfect amount of time. You're gonna go shopping.

[Darian]

I know you're gonna go shopping, honey.

[Trisha Paytas]

For that Dalmatian bag. I was looking for it. Sold out everywhere.

[Darian]

Thank God Michaela bought them all.

[Trisha Paytas]

She really did. She had all the dummies. They're sold out everywhere. I Texas Chanel, like, they've been sold out. Kind of really wanted it. After I thought about it, I was like. But then I saw they were like reselling on like these like Dubai luxuries resale sites for like 18 000. I was like, no. I thought maybe a couple thousand, but no, even I think the regular price was like 6,000, which is too much for a spray painted fur tea.

[Darian]

And for context, you guys, there's these new to me. It's just polka dot, but whatever. Chanel bags that and are. Again, not to keep plugging Patreon, but in our extended. We reviewed Michaela's Nagara's recent haul.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Darian]

And she got a lot of these Dalmatian Chanel bags.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, because then Jaclyn Hill showed and then Tan's like, I was about to get a Dalmatian bag. I'm like, do I need a Dalmatian?

[Darian]

And Trisha K Paytas, this direct quote was like, it's ugly, I'm not gonna buy that. And I was like, well, every time you say it's ugly, you're not gonna buy that. Usually you get influenced somehow. And then the next day.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

I woke up to a DM saying, I need to get this in.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, I actually said it the night before. I actually said it.

[Darian]

Oh, that same night.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. I was like, we should get one in Vegas. That'd be so fun to do. I don't know. Me thinking I'm gonna do so much in those three hours we have before the show. But I just sleep, eat something.

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, that's a good point too. Yeah. Because there's not. God, where is the place to go? Like, is there like a buddy's cakes or something that you're like, oh, I need to eat there in Vegas? Because you don't go to Vegas. You're not like a Vegas person.

[Darian]

I'm not a Vegas girl. The last time I was there was for the reptile Expo. And that was like 2022. 2022.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, that's kind of recent.

[Darian]

Yeah. Other than that, you don't know.

[Trisha Paytas]

You haven't seen anything on TikTok. Because like I used to. I love those giant mozzarella sticks they have.

[Darian]

I was gonna say, the only thing I can think of is a giant Marshall. Great.

[Trisha Paytas]

Doesn't go off the strip, but it doable.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

And then I remember last year in my labubu psychosis, I was always jealous of Holly Madison because there's like a. There was like a Labubu place in Vegas that always had the boo boos, but I've since recovered from.

[Trisha Paytas]

So where's all the Labubus now mine.

[Darian]

Yeah, they're in my garage still in prison.

[Trisha Paytas]

Not even on display.

[Darian]

No. I might display one. I. I think I'm gonna display the one that you gave me for my birthday, because I do love that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Which one was that one?

[Darian]

That was the pricey, the pride, the rainbow one. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

In your new house.

[Darian]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

Where's it gonna go

[Darian]

in the furniture that you bought me? Texted you.

[Trisha Paytas]

He did? Oh, dm.

[Darian]

He just said, oh, I sent it to Trisha.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Oh, I want to see. Okay, I'll see you later.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God. Do you love it? Is it good?

[Darian]

I love looks. Looks so good. It's like, I'll have to have Jimmy insert a photo because it's like the desk, and that was the first thing that came, and then these shelves came after, and they're, like, so gorgeous. It, like, looks so mature in there. It's kind of crazy.

[Trisha Paytas]

It looks so nice.

[Darian]

Yes. It's adult, but then, like, the. It's like a key on the shelves, you know, so it kind of balances out. I love that the furniture is mature, but, you know, we have a cat's eye vinyl. We have, like, all my collectibles, so it all kind. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

We also do work from home for all your jobs, so much so you need a good office space. I actually use my office a lot. I feel like offices, those are so unnecessary, like, for me, because I don't really, but I do use it a lot. It's also, like, just when you want privacy, obviously. With my kids too, I'm always just like, okay when the doors are closed. I mean, it doesn't really stop when they come in, but it is nice to just be in a room that's like yours. You're like, I'm just gonna be down

[Darian]

here, like, lock in, I think.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Darian]

Because usually I'll, like, work in bed, but then I get distracted. I'm like, is it, like, fun time, or is it, like, work time?

[Trisha Paytas]

Work time feels like. Okay, we're sitting at the desk, and we got. We have an hour to get this done. Obviously, your day. Longer, but very exciting.

[Darian]

Yeah. Thank you again. It, like, it looks so good. It's, like, really surreal because it was such a surprise and, like, it came, like, so unexpected to me. I know. For you. You ordered it so long ago, but, like, it. For me, it was so out of nowhere. I was like. Like, still kind of processing it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh. As soon as you said it. And then I texted there. I texted the options. And then he helped me, obviously, with dimensions, because, you know, My dimensions are so bad. Like, which ones do you think you like? So definitely Darian, too, like, played a big part, but as soon as you said it, I was like, oh, finally something. It's so hard. And, like, when someone says something, it, like, clicks. That's why. Okay. The real reason I wanted the Dalmatian, which I can say now because I can't even get it, is, like, because Tina's like, I almost got the Dalmatian bag, so I want to get it for her. But because she was like. And because her birthday's coming up and she does so much for my birthday, and I literally, like, there. Like, what do you get someone who gets everything, that wants everything, and she could buy everything. But the fact she got it. I was gonna get it, but I was like, oh, it's like, too much. Whatever. And because she's like, does so much, I was like, I want to get it for her. And then I was like, I can't find it. And like, I said, the only retailer is, like, in Dubai, and it takes, like, weeks to get. I don't know if it's, like, legit. And it was $18,000. Like, that'd be too crazy. You know what I mean? So.

[Darian]

Oh, Michaela, girl, you have about six of them. Come on.

[Trisha Paytas]

Come on. I would love. I would love to. She's booked and busy. She's here in la. She is launching something here in Los Angeles.

[Darian]

Oh, fear.

[Trisha Paytas]

Very booked, very busy girl. I haven't seen too much of her on TikTok, but they're always in Vegas. The goofy goobers in her,

[Darian]

they're not going to be in Vegas for your show. That'd be a gag.

[Trisha Paytas]

I would love.

[Darian]

That'd be a guy.

[Trisha Paytas]

Do you want to come to the show? That'd be so fun. I know. I would love to go see other Vegas shows, too, but I just don't know if there's.

[Darian]

I mean, literally no time.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Because the show's like, 8. Could be done like, 10.

[Darian]

Well, no shade of Michaela, but another brand that did a drop that kind of gave me, like, the. Oh, the consumerism itch, which I've been really good about not consuming, but. But Rhode has, like, a new drop. Rhode skin. Rhode Beauty.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

And it's like their bronzer and, like, glowy makeup or whatever.

[Trisha Paytas]

I haven't seen this.

[Darian]

I've been seeing it, like, all over my TikTok, and I keep saying it's like the haters who are gagged. It's like the girls who are like. I was Too honest about Rodin. I got kicked off the PR list and now I had to go get this myself. And, like, it's actually really good. And I. It's like little pocket bronzers is what they're called. And it's like that creamy bronzer.

[Trisha Paytas]

For contouring or for what?

[Darian]

For just for warming up. You can contour guess, but it's like just for warming up your skin. There's also like the blush. The blush came out a while ago, but this is the same formula as the blush and also like a highlight. So it's all like, you know, complexion.

[Trisha Paytas]

But do you need a brush? You do it with your finger. You just roll it on.

[Darian]

You can roll it on and then just blend it with your finger. It's like one of those. But I mean, I would probably use a little sponge or something. But the girls are like, really seated for it. And I don't know why. Brooks go. I guess because I'm always seated for Brooks Go Feel TikTok. But she got like every single color and then.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, she must be on the PR list.

[Darian]

She. She's petitioning to get on the PR list.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, got it. Okay.

[Darian]

Yeah, she. This. She's like, this is my audition to get on the pr.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, okay.

[Darian]

But I keep seeing so many girls be so gagged for. For road.

[Trisha Paytas]

What is it like? Is it like giving glass skin or is it like matte?

[Darian]

It's glowy. It's like glowy, summer glowy. I don't think I do either. I just look kind of oily, I think. Are you an oily skin combo but leaning oily. Oily T zone, for sure. It's always like the really, like, naturally pretty girls who are like, you know, the no makeup, makeup kind of girls.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, that can be glowy. That's what I'm saying. Are you putting onto bare skin, like, no foundation? Because I don't think I'd just be like, I need some bronzer. I need foundation, concealer, contour. I can't just bronze on.

[Darian]

I'm sure Hailey Bieber is just going like straight onto her skin, but I don't know if that could be me either. I need at least a little. A little tint on there before I'm putting on some more complexion products.

[Trisha Paytas]

Is there any scandal to it or it's just.

[Darian]

No, it's just everyone's gathering.

[Trisha Paytas]

I haven't seen anybody talk about it.

[Darian]

That's like all my tips. Tick tock. I don't even know how it happened because I'm not a Road girl. I think I've been infamously a road hater in the past. Or road neutral, I suppose, but she's kind of becoming the queen of, like, the beauty products. Like, I. The hype for, like, beauty launches. I feel like she gets the most of it. Whereas, like, a lot of the other brands get a lot of, like, the negativity. Like, did the. Do we really need this? You know, but when she launches, like, which one? Patrick Tall of it all, you know. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

But that one for sure. I don't know. We didn't really need. Especially if he was. Anyways not to get back there, but he was. Already had the blushes on. Do we need more of this? Blushes are kind of the thing though, huh? Everyone does, like, a blush.

[Darian]

A blush. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. I never just put, like, a bl. I never put anything on. I guess if I. If you can only put on one makeup product, what makeup product are you putting on?

[Darian]

For me, it's bronzer or. Or a brow.

[Trisha Paytas]

So this is for you then?

[Darian]

Yeah, T. But now I'm starting. I am starting to become more of a blush. A blush girl, too.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know, like, what I would need, I guess a concealer, I guess. I guess that's what I would need because my eyes are so bad underneath. I don't know. I'm just like. It's a lot to put on makeup.

[Darian]

I know. I feel. Used to be like an. I used to be such, like an over consumer diva, like, back in the prime of the beauty.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, me too.

[Darian]

Anytime, like, the girls would post about a product, I'd be like, oh, like, let me go get. Like, the Sephora points were, like, really racking up back in the day, but

[Trisha Paytas]

now we're getting all the palettes.

[Darian]

Yeah. I would buy the palette. I would never use them, but I'd be like, oh, here I have this. Yeah, but, like, especially complexion stuff, I would try, like, anything. And then now I haven't really bought makeup since, like, I bought a couple. Like, I bought a new foundation, like, maybe five months ago, but that's about it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Which one?

[Darian]

Darian had to pick it for me because my skin, I've like, psoriasis, so I have to get, like, sensitive. And it was like, I think it's like Armani or something, because that's it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Darian]

The ingredients have to be specific. And then I got the rare beauty contour, like, liquid contour thing.

[Trisha Paytas]

I remember those were big.

[Darian]

Yeah. But that's about it.

[Trisha Paytas]

I like it. I used to love the Kat Von D one. That was great.

[Darian]

Before she was canceled.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, yeah. God, everyone does get canceled. Be careful what you buy.

[Darian]

Oh, speaking of canceled.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, God.

[Darian]

There's actually two canceled stories. Okay, I'm gonna start with the light hearted one first.

[Trisha Paytas]

We changed our podcast.

[Darian]

Scooby Doo canceled Two point not cancele.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's actually so funny. That's us not cancel tour.

[Darian]

Scooby Doo. Did you see the dog that was cast as Scooby Doo?

[Trisha Paytas]

Live action.

[Darian]

Yes, the live action Scooby Doo.

[Trisha Paytas]

I mean, in a world of AI, should we be really casting, like, dogs? I feel like that's one that could, like, use a break. I don't think they're like, our jobs. We're worried about our jobs. It's like, they should be able to relax. Do you know what I mean?

[Darian]

CGI dog instead of cgi.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Darian]

Well, this is the lucky newcomer who has been cast as Scooby Doo.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, I'm not buying it.

[Darian]

Hashtag not my Scooby Doo.

[Trisha Paytas]

Not my Scooby Doo. That's like Scrappy Doo, you know? Why is he so little? Scooby Doo's so big. It's like a horse dog. It's like a Great Dane. Like, why is he so little?

[Darian]

Okay, well, this is a Great Dane puppy. He is a puppy.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, so. Oh, so maybe it's like in pre production and like, in a couple months it's gonna get big.

[Darian]

It's like a pre. It's the origin story. So, like, you know, the cast of Scooby Doo, they're also kids.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, well, lead with that. Cause I was like, that's not Scooby Doo. Oh, okay, there. That makes so sense. Let me see him again now with that context.

[Darian]

Okay, Right. Like, he's. He's a cutie. At first I didn't know it was a Great Dane.

[Trisha Paytas]

Is that a Great Dane? So little.

[Darian]

Yeah, it's a. I mean, his paws are like, really gigantic. So. Yeah, the feet will always clock, you know? Yes, but. And I didn't know this because obviously Scooby, the cartoon, he has like, ears that go up.

[Trisha Paytas]

But.

[Darian]

But those to. For a great day and have those years, they crop them so, like, they surgically do it. Which there's like a whole debate obviously about the. If it's humane, what's the benefit?

[Trisha Paytas]

Why do they do it?

[Darian]

Just aesthetic. No, like actual benefit. I know. So that's weird. Yeah. So people are. At first, everyone was like, this don't look like Scooby Doo, but Then I think with that context of like, oh, he just has natural ears. Natural great ears. I'm like, yeah, well, I can't let him keep his natural ears. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Clip them for the thing.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my gosh, that's scary that all Great Danes are like that. They don't look good with those ears either.

[Darian]

I like the floppy ears. Come on.

[Trisha Paytas]

It'd be more endearing because Great Danes always scared me as a kid, but if they had, like, some floppy ears, I might be like, okay, they're kind of cute.

[Darian]

Yeah. They're more approachable.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think that's a cute one. So this is a prequel.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

All the kids are young.

[Darian]

It's like McKenna Graces Daphne. So they're all, like, around 19 in real life, the actors.

[Trisha Paytas]

But they're trying to be, like, high

[Darian]

school, probably like 17ish or so.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. That's.

[Darian]

It's like a summer camp that they all kind of get together. Yeah. The only thing for me is I thought maybe they should put little spots on him or something. Like, doesn't Scooby have some spots?

[Trisha Paytas]

So does. That's what I thought, too. I was trying to look at him and think, because maybe this one just looks brown.

[Darian]

I mean, hair and makeup. Just go in there and paint a little something. Right? Like, come on.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know.

[Darian]

It's like, I think that's legal.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, if it's like, paint. You know when people, like, dye their dogs and people like, oh, it's like, not good for the dog. I mean, I love a pink dog, but it. I do see comments. I like, that's not good for your dog. I don't know.

[Darian]

Some way to ethically add some spots. Yeah, I guess. Maybe CGI or whatever.

[Trisha Paytas]

But it's also probably fine.

[Darian]

The dog is cute and, like, obviously it's his first job. Like, that's pretty iconic to have your first gig be, like, playing the most iconic dog, like, on tv. Right.

[Trisha Paytas]

I mean, is Scooby did the most

[Darian]

iconic name another iconic. Oh, wait, okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Beethoven.

[Darian]

I. Scooby more iconic than Beethoven.

[Trisha Paytas]

But Lassie's probably the number one. The golden retriever. Airbud.

[Darian]

Air bud hasn't been doing anything for a minute. At least Scooby has. The character of Scooby is booked. Like, we. We see Scooby everywhere. You know, these other ones have been kind of retired for a while.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, what about the Stephen King one? Was that dog's name Kojo or something scary?

[Darian]

Like, no one's really seated for Kojo. I guess maybe you could Say, like, a Pluto, but, like, yes, Blue and

[Trisha Paytas]

Goofy, two of the most iconic dogs.

[Darian]

Is Goofy a dog, too?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes, I think so. Right? Yeah. Yes.

[Darian]

Okay. What else would he be?

[Trisha Paytas]

Also, like, he just stands up.

[Darian]

I've never seen, like, a real. I'm talking, like, real dog. Like, if there was a live. Like, there could never be a live action Pluto or.

[Trisha Paytas]

He was live action in the 60s.

[Darian]

Yeah. But since the 60s, where's Lassie been? Like, Lassie hasn't been, like, around last season.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, they only live for so long. You do. Like, where's the dog? I'm like, well, they die after 15 years. That's probably what happened. What about Tinkerbell? Paris's dog, Tiger? The Brady Bunches dog?

[Darian]

No. You're naming a lot of, like, flashes in the pan. Like, where does longevity.

[Trisha Paytas]

I see. I see.

[Darian]

You know, like, who has the longevity? Scooby Doo.

[Trisha Paytas]

Top three, I guess.

[Darian]

But who's your top three?

[Trisha Paytas]

It's Lassie, Goofy, Scooby Doo.

[Darian]

Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Because Goofy has a movie, too.

[Darian]

I guess for me, I would say Scooby Doo probably number one, and then would be my number two.

[Trisha Paytas]

Literally, we're like, what is there, bun Dead? I thought you didn't like airbud.

[Darian]

I like air, bud. Like, when I was a kid. Yeah, I love. That's kind of why I love golden retrievers, I think. But, yeah, everybody is now making a comeback. Like, they're gonna reboot airbud somehow, but

[Trisha Paytas]

that's a good one.

[Darian]

Airbud kind of been jobless for a while.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Airbud back in the day was taking any job. Basketball player, soccer player. I think they went to space at one point.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's kind of everything, though.

[Darian]

Yeah. Kind of like Barbie tees where they were just always doing some kind of job, which. Interesting that a golden retriever was that book to begin with, but wow.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, they are beautiful. If I were to get a dog, I think a golden retriever, they seem, like, just sweet, and they are, sweetie pie. I'm never, like, running from a golden retriever at the park. All the other dogs I do run from, I try not to anymore. I try not to have my. My kids be scared of dogs. But the dogs are big at those parks, man. Some of those dogs are humongous.

[Darian]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Big dogs out there.

[Darian]

It'll be interesting to see, like, if they continue Scooby Doo like this. Especially, like, this cast. As they cast ages and they. They age up the dog, like, how gigantic the dog will get, because Great Danes are just so damn Big.

[Trisha Paytas]

They have to switch them out or something.

[Darian]

That's so sad.

[Trisha Paytas]

Or have a couple. I mean, even, like, babies. They have like a couple different babies, right? Usually.

[Darian]

Would you interview the dog of Scooby that plays?

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know if I could because I just. In general, not a dog person. I think they're so cute. I do get uncomfortable around dogs, so I think they sense my uncomfortability. I want to be comfortable around them. I really want to be comfortable around them, but dang, I just never really grew up around them. I feel like I had a traumatic experience at one point. So I feel like I just. I wish I could because they're so sweet. And like, my. My sister's dogs are really sweet. Like, I wish I could, but I don't know how to speak to them.

[Darian]

Does Hannah bring her dog? Is she still foster?

[Trisha Paytas]

Sometimes, Yeah. I think it was a foster fail. I think she. She adopted. I kind of had a feeling that's where I was. Yeah, Buster and she, like. Yeah, sometimes Buster comes over, but, you know, someone's like, holding. If someone's, like, holding the dog. Okay, maybe.

[Darian]

Yeah, okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

But the Scooby Doo looks like a little. A little rambunctious. But maybe if it came across our desks, it's like, you want to go to the Scooby Doo? The junket? I'd be like, okay, I guess. The cattle.

[Darian]

Grace and Scooby. Okay. Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I'll be at the premiere 100%. You go to the Spider man premiere? When is that?

[Darian]

I haven't seen a date for it yet, but it has to be soon because it comes out end of July and that's literally around the corner, so it has to be coming up.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, I want to go.

[Darian]

Yeah, that's going to be the big one. Yeah, I'm really excited for that one, too.

[Trisha Paytas]

Which one did you say was flopping? Reason? Oh, he man.

[Darian]

He Man. Masters of the universe still flopping. Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

They thought it was gonna be, like, Barbie, right? Everyone's like, this gonna be Barbie.

[Darian]

It was supposed to kind of be male Barbie Tease. Like, the plot is a little bit similar as far as, like, you know, real world into, like, the toy world or whatever. And it's also, like a Mattel toy line. So. Yeah, it was supposed to kind of be boyish Barbie movie.

[Trisha Paytas]

No one cared.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Did you see it?

[Darian]

No. No. I mean, Nicholas Galitzine looks really good. Like, he's muscular. Booze

[Trisha Paytas]

babe.

[Moses]

I've never heard. I think it's the tea I'm having.

[Trisha Paytas]

Do you want me to get a snack? I was debating on getting a snack. We should have the Supergirl.

[Moses]

We have our.

[Trisha Paytas]

Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. Oh, do you want one of those? The. I forgot to say it. Wait, do you want to finish yours and then. Sorry. Do you think everyone heard it through the microphone or no? Are we just hanging a Big deal? It was loud, right? Did you hear it? Okay, sorry.

[Darian]

That Jimmy, it's funny. He looks good. He. He opted for a really short skirt, which, you know, we appreciate. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Or was it a skirt or a loin cloth?

[Darian]

It was, I guess a skirt, cuz it went all the way around. It was like, you know, the gladiator skirt. Yeah. He wanted it sluttier, which I always appreciate. Okay, maybe I'll see it if it's on streaming. But couldn't really get me seated for it, you know, not even that. No.

[Trisha Paytas]

That skirt.

[Darian]

No. But appreciate his dedication to the role. Let's say that.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love that. BTS Oreos. We got them. These are the brown sugar pancake.

[Darian]

They sounded good. Oh, my God. Did you see? I think it was someone on Fox News or something where it was like they were talking about the BTS Oreos and then said something so, like, problematic and offensive and it went like viral on Tick Tock and, you know, don't mess with the army. So I'm sure that bts, it was like they made a comment about, like, Koreans, I think, like, I know in general, which. I need to find the actual Tick Tock and send it to Jimmy because I saw it. It's like, somewhere in my legs because it was nuts.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, it's Fox News, so.

[Darian]

Yes, exactly.

[Trisha Paytas]

When are they not being offensive?

[Darian]

Before they were problematic, they were describing it and it sounded so good.

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Darian]

And then they ended like they were hyping him up. And then they said something like really racist at the end, which was kind of really crazy. But wafers are also engraved with one of 13 designs which spell out a message to fans when put together. And that is death to America, which I think is really strange.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I know. It's really crazy how, like, people who, like, make like, jokes about Asians, like, they get like a pass for something. Like, people just like, don't. I don't know. Yeah.

[Darian]

Which is weird.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's kind of like they can just say anything, like, offensive, and then everyone just like, laughs and you're just like, like, what?

[Darian]

Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

All right, let's try one of these. So this is the brown. Ooh, they're purple, though. Why are they. I thought they were gonna be brown. Let's see. Brown sugar pancake. Sounds delish. Oh, my gosh. Also, I love a BTS Oreo. All right, here we go. Ooh, that is a potent brown sugar.

[Darian]

Really?

[Trisha Paytas]

You like brown sugar?

[Darian]

I do, yeah. I'm excited.

[Trisha Paytas]

Supergirl meal. That does sound.

[Darian]

Does smell good.

[Trisha Paytas]

All right. I like the little cookie.

[Darian]

I like that they have the heart on it. It says BTS Heart Oreo. That's really cute.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, mine has the little sarang hay hands. Oh, wow.

[Moses]

Was it like a wand? Is that there?

[Darian]

That's a light stick.

[Moses]

The light stick.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh,

[Darian]

good.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wow.

[Darian]

Really sweet, though. Oh, my God. Those are good.

[Trisha Paytas]

They're sweet. Wow.

[Darian]

Those are good.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love the packaging.

[Darian]

I know. I love the actual, like, Oreos too.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love it. I love the flavor. What did the Fox News people say?

[Darian]

God, I knew they didn't like it.

[Trisha Paytas]

I mean about the cookie, not the.

[Darian]

They didn't try it. They were just talking about the muse of these Oreos coming out.

[Trisha Paytas]

And then they're like, then.

[Darian]

Oh, there was an article. Okay. Oh, okay. So he ended it. He talked about the era. This, this news anchor described the new Oreos that were coming out. And then he ended the little segment by saying the cookies spell out death to America.

[Trisha Paytas]

What?

[Darian]

That's crazy.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. They're literally just making up on, like, TV.

[Darian]

It says the wafers are also engraved with one of 13 designs which spell out a message to fans when put together. And that is death to America. Which I think is really strange.

[Trisha Paytas]

But they're like putting that together, like it could spell anything.

[Darian]

No, he just made that like he was just trying to be funny and just made that up. Yes. I was like, I knew it was racist. That actually is kind of worse.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Like bts, that's like their mission in life.

[Darian]

That's crazy. Okay. And then fans, as I suspected, the fans went after him. Yep. You don't mess with the army. No. BTS army is like the, I think the ultimate stand group you don't want to mess with.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. I'm so jealous. That's kind of cool. But they just defend you anything through and through. I mean, BTS is unpromatic. I mean, what are they doing? They're not harmony.

[Darian]

They're all very sweet. They all are hard working, all very talented. Great dancers, great singers, great fashion.

[Trisha Paytas]

Great fashion.

[Darian]

Great hair. I love their hair. Jimin is my favorite.

[Trisha Paytas]

They do look great.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

They call out new music. Yeah, they said they came out with new music.

[Darian]

Yeah, they have. They had their comeback, I want to say, a month or two months ago. And oh, other K pop news, because they're on hybe the record label and the hybe girl groups, Katsai, Le Sserafim and Eyelet, they did like a joint song and it's like also very Trisha coded.

[Trisha Paytas]

What's the song?

[Darian]

It's called.

[Trisha Paytas]

It just come out.

[Darian]

It just came out today, actually. The music video. Yeah, it's called Iconic by mistake and it's like. It's like a. Just like a clap backtrack. It is like very Trisha code mistake. Some of my favorite lyrics, which, again, remind me of you are. God, there's so many.

[Trisha Paytas]

Which one from Cat's Eye?

[Darian]

It's. It's three girl groups. Le Sserafim, Islet and Cat's Eye.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wait, in all girl group, they all were singing together. So there's like 15 of them.

[Darian]

Yeah, actually. Well, it's like each group, I guess, gets like a verse and a chorus. So like they split it up.

[Trisha Paytas]

Long song.

[Darian]

Yeah. And it's like. It's just like a. Like a. To me, it's like a track. It's like a clap back, but they go. The chorus is hating me Is like all you do. Breakfast to dinner Algorithm bulletproof for breaking your fingers. Thank you for the comments. It's because of all your hate I, I, I, I, I I am iconic by mistake.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like my iconic song.

[Darian]

I.

[Trisha Paytas]

Did we sample something hype? Just kidding. Love you. Sign me. I love you. Oh, that's a great one. Iconic five and seven.

[Darian]

Your imagination got me going viral Life's a simulation Got me in a spiral. 24. 7. More like 25 8.

[Trisha Paytas]

Ooh.

[Darian]

Honestly, are you okay? Your digital footprint is looking so insane.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's kind of giving a little team 10. Like when they were popping that 20. 24 7. More like 25. Isn't that like, from team 10?

[Darian]

Probably, yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

You say it's 24 7, but it's an. Oh, that's great. I love it.

[Darian]

I love it. I mean, it's better when they sing, obviously, and they, like, do the little dancing and it's so fierce. I love it. Yeah. They released a whole music video.

[Trisha Paytas]

All of them.

[Darian]

All of them.

[Trisha Paytas]

One. Girl groups collide. It's a big week for K pop. Do you know Ivy, the K pop singer? Ivy? She has joined Chicago as the new Roxy Heart. Yeah. It's so cute. I was so, so excited. I was like, oh, my gosh. I just. I like, love her. I love that she's, like, gonna be on Broadway. She's, like, a theater girly, too. Like, I think people know her as, like, a K pop star, but she's, like, a theater girly, so I know she's gonna crush as Roxy.

[Darian]

Wow. She makes her debut August 17th. That's so soon.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. I want to go see it so bad. I missed Whitney. I want to see.

[Darian]

Okay. And she played the role in the South Korean production of Chicago. That is so.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

She's so pretty.

[Trisha Paytas]

Her Broadway debut.

[Darian]

Oh, I love that.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm really excited. I just, like, love. I feel like that role is becoming, like, iconic again. And I just, like, love all the, like, big stars they're getting in it. So cool. I was excited to see, you know, I love. I love the K pop. Do you watch. Have we talked about this? Do you watch Korean dramas?

[Darian]

I have never watched a K drama.

[Trisha Paytas]

You have to get into this one called My Demon. I'm obsessed with it on Netflix. It is so good because Netflix has

[Darian]

a lot of them. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

So good. I feel like my next music video is going to be, like, K drama inspired. It's, like, so dramatic. Like, he's always, like, like, saving her, and she's, like, hanging off, like, the cliff, and he's just like, I got you. Like, it's just so, so good. I, like, want to do my next video. They're so. I don't know. It's also good because they have the subtitles, too. So if you're like, I'm trying to obviously, like, learn a little Korean. And it's, like, kind of nice because now that I, like, recognize a lot of the same stuff, I'm like, I think I could have a little conversation in Korean and shout out my demon. I love. I literally was like. It was my new hyper fixation, but I had to, like, stop because I was like, I'm gonna get too invested. Makes you cry, makes you excited. It's romantic. It's just, like, cutesy, too. I love it so much because I just can't get into the love island of all. I really tried again last night. I really tried, and I just, like, let me watch, like, the latest episodes. I keep up, and I was just like, there's just nothing going on. For me personally, like, there's just nothing. Right.

[Darian]

I mean, I. The problem with me is I fall behind so fast because I was locked in the first, like, two nights.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, so you haven't been keeping up either? No, because I watched it, like, last night. I, like, was like. And I Don't know what's going on.

[Darian]

I just fall behind so quick and then it, it gets like overwhelming to like catch back up. That's kind of cuz new bombshells enter the villa and then it's like okay, well I missed their introduction so I'm already so behind.

[Trisha Paytas]

They're all new to me. It's like, okay, I don't know who's here. You know what I mean? Like that's what I'm saying. It's like every time that we watch them I go, I don't know who's new. Like they all look like new.

[Darian]

And then I try to keep up via like Tik Tok like updates and stuff but I get their names confused. Especially like a lot of the boys are similar to me cuz they're all just name like, like Bry. It's like Bryce, Zach, Charlie. It's like the most like you know, normal names ever. Yeah. We need more of the Trishan names.

[Trisha Paytas]

Right.

[Darian]

And then it'd be more memorable Aquamans. Yeah, exactly. Although the voting literally crashed last night, like the app completely crashed because people were flocking to vote.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's kind of cool that people all get together for this thing. I know.

[Darian]

Yeah. I always like a phenomenon. I love have obviously be in my shirt. I love like a pop culture moment like when everyone gets excited about something. So that's fun.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. We haven't, we don't have those very often. What was like the last one that everyone just like universally we're all excited. Like a big one.

[Darian]

I feel like probably the James Charles lashings. I feel like that was a fun one. I loved it. That was one where I. It was like we are the world united.

[Trisha Paytas]

I see.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

But that's a little bit of negativity around it. Trying to think of something happy where we're all like this is just fun. Like we're just all having a good time. Is there anything light hearted like that? I feel like there had to have been.

[Darian]

Of course. Yeah. I mean like Love Island's always a good one.

[Trisha Paytas]

No universe like everyone like the world is like we love this together. I guess the boo boos.

[Darian]

Yeah. For a minute. That was definitely until the calendar culture started.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's what it was always going to happen. Yeah.

[Darian]

Culture will come in. Yeah. But yeah, I mean the one that always will stand out to me is like the Barbenheimer moment. Just because it was so. I loved going to the theater and every. The girls were in pink and you had a couple Oppenheimer, you know Bros in there too.

[Trisha Paytas]

But that was a good time. Oh, that was fun. That phenomenon happened like a week before we started this podcast. And I remember during the writer strike,

[Darian]

mind you, the writer's strike or after strike? Because you were in the actor strike. After strike.

[Moses]

The strike was happening while we were.

[Darian]

So you were afraid to mention the Barbie movie?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, yeah. They literally were like. Because I remember I did the Sugar and Spice Barbie Club and there people were like, don't mention it because you'll get kicked out of the union. And I was like, so. And I've been. I just found out yesterday. I've been saying after since literally 2006. I was like, I do not want to get kicked out of this union. And so I was like, yeah, I was scared. Did we not mention it? The Barbie. That's so funny. I was. I was very scared. Anyways, at the beginning of this podcast, I remember. I think I talked about this tan. I remember at the beginning. I don't want any drama. And the second episode was like Colleen and Vanity Fair.

[Darian]

And I was like, no, sorry, baby.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. I was like, but no, that's what we needed. We needed that push. But yeah, I remember, like that was the summer. That was the summer after oversharing and then Toxic Gossip Train and then it's just like one thing after the other. But it was weird. Cause like, that was like the lowest. Like I used a million dollars in debt to the iron. Like this whole thing was really bad. But. But I was going out to every movie theater trying to get those Barbie buckets everywhere. I was going to Cinemark. I was going to this.

[Darian]

Like, you had your little cosplays.

[Trisha Paytas]

Cosplays full out Moses. Like just home with Malibu and me leaving at 90am like, sorry, gonna go find these buckets that we can't afford right now. Like, I was just like, literally. But I was happy. I was beaming. That one week was like this beaming of hope. I was like, bye, gotta go. Like doing Barbie. Yeah, we were doing a bunch of Barbie cosplay.

[Moses]

Cause I was Ken. Was that time.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I guess. Yeah. But that was like a. Like one of our lower times in life as far as.

[Moses]

No, I'm just trying to remember when and why I was Ken.

[Trisha Paytas]

You were Ken? Yeah, you were Ken. It was the day we. It was the first episode of this. Cuz we were going to that screening here at the. At the Westlake Theater.

[Moses]

Oh, yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

So you were cosplayed as Ken. I wondered. But that's what I'm saying. Were you stressed? Because at the time we were like. That was like our, like, lowest. Like, we were just. We were struggling. So we were just like, why are we getting these cosplays done?

[Moses]

That's stressed. I don't know. I mean, that day was fun for us.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's what I'm saying. I guess it was like a time where it was like, yeah, the. Like, things were just not going great for us. But at the same time, it was.

[Moses]

I mean, the Barbie movie was like a moment. There was something about it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. I guess that's that what we were saying. Yeah.

[Moses]

And maybe it's the first time we're kind of invited to some or something or. We just got. We just went there.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, we got invited. I think.

[Moses]

Right?

[Darian]

We did.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I thought that was a big deal because not even. Just, like, financially, just like, everything. Like, we just didn't have, like, a direction. We're just like, what are we doing? Because everything was just like a little bit.

[Moses]

You love Barbie cups from that night.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. And it was the. It was right after we did this. I remember I was glammed and I was like, well, I'm already gonna be glammed. So we could go do the event, which was fun. We got, like, free posters and stuff like that. Oh, my God. Barb and Hyrum changed our life. The trajectory of our life. When you think about it, you're right. That was the moment. That was the moment we all bonded together. And it just really. Yeah, that was life changing. That first episode that we started getting invited to events. Yeah. That was a crazy. Wow.

[Moses]

I expected him every week to come in dressed like that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Moses have Oscar just dressed like that all the time. Which I hadn't seen in a while. So I was like, maybe. No, I knew. I knew we had a kind of plan, but I didn't know what Oppenheimer was, so I actually had no idea. You're like, we're gonna do Barbenheimer. I was like, great. And then I was like, I didn't know what it was supposed to be anyways. Cause I never saw the movie, but.

[Darian]

Oh, my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

Shout out to Barbenheimer. Actually, that summer, too, I think ET did come to our house. House. When you said the actors strike.

[Darian]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

You had no content. So Danny Director. I mean, you know, it's bad when Danny Director's coming to our house for content. He's like, I'm gonna come interview you at your Beetlejuice. You remember, everyone did, though, for some reason that summer. Like, oh, it must have been because there was a strike. Because, like, ABC News was here interviewing about mukbangs. Oh, my God, that makes so much sense. Because, like, no one cared. It was just, like, a lull in my career, as it happens. Like, 2021 to 2022 was, like, a lot. 2021 to 23 was a lull. Fine. I was still making content, whatever. But for some reason that summer, that makes sense. So everyone wanted to come interview me. And I was like, okay, love this. And it might come back. You know what I mean? That makes sense, though, because they were like. That was like a serious lady who was just at the White House the day before. She's like, I'm here to interview you. A bunch of mukbangs. I'm like, okay, not really relevant anymore, but sure, me as far as mukbangs. Interesting. That all makes sense. Well, you know, the highs and lows of life, you get through them all. Thankful then for the opportunities after. Wow, that does seem like yesterday, that Barb and Heinrich. Wow.

[Darian]

I know. I love a little box office phenomenon.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. When everyone could just like, get together, come to the movies for magic.

[Darian]

Exactly, Mary. That.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's how I feel when I see Michael. I've seen it twice in theaters. Everyone's just, like, feeling the magic. It feels so good. I'll be excited for another movie soon. I don't know what it's gonna be, but maybe Obsession. Maybe I'll watch it when it streams Wednesday. Oh, you didn't know?

[Darian]

Yeah, I was supposed to be out on streaming. Obsession, the movie was supposed to be out and streaming, like, a week or two weeks ago. But it keeps making so much money that they have since delayed it. But it is Universal is the distributor, and they're pretty quick about putting them on streaming. Like, so probably within a couple more.

[Trisha Paytas]

Don't they make money streaming, too?

[Darian]

Yeah, they do, but I think the box office, like, you want to make as much money from the box office while you can.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wait, why?

[Darian]

Because that window, like, doesn't exist forever. Whereas, like, when you put it on digital and then streaming, eventually, like.

[Moses]

Like that streaming, they'll get anyways that same amount.

[Trisha Paytas]

But I feel like the new movies is always, like, $25 to buy. Like, they're always so expensive, which, like,

[Darian]

the price of one ticket, you know, like, 20 bucks is, like one ticket, and then. Yeah, so if you are going with, like, you know, a group of four people, then okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Damn, it's expensive.

[Darian]

Movies are expensive.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, but like I said, they bring joy. And he spent money on it. Even those popcorn buckets couldn't afford it. I was like, you know what? It does bring a little joy. And ultimately Mose was okay. I come home with all those Barbie buckets. Remember me and my mom would go and just try and find all these Barbies. We have like all these Barbie things and now I'm like trying to get

[Darian]

rid of them early in the popcorn bucket extravaganza, you know.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's true. We did get a little carried away,

[Darian]

a little burnt out.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, yeah. We were kind of into it for a minute.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love going to that AMC and getting the popcorn buckets.

[Darian]

There's an Obsession one but it's like pre order to ship in November and I'm like, listen, Jason Blum. I don't think I'm going to be like wanting the One wish willow popcorn bucket come November and no shade.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, that is weird. Why did they do it so late?

[Darian]

Tea? I guess cuz they just didn't expect it to be a whole hit.

[Trisha Paytas]

But is it a One Wish Willow one?

[Darian]

Yeah, it's like a One wish willow popcorn bucket.

[Trisha Paytas]

Doesn't sound that exciting to me. Yeah, I should be like a head.

[Moses]

They luckily says to want it so.

[Darian]

Oh

[Trisha Paytas]

well, he is. He's got the shirt shirts.

[Darian]

Yeah, they released T shirts luckily and they sell them at Universal Studios and everything.

[Trisha Paytas]

This is the Universal Studios one.

[Darian]

Yeah, they have this one and another one of Nikki that they sell.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm surprised you get that one.

[Darian]

Oh, don't worry, mama. That's going on the way I have both.

[Trisha Paytas]

So is it gonna be a horror nights like maze or something?

[Darian]

It should.

[Trisha Paytas]

Too late.

[Darian]

Probably too late. Back rooms would be a really good maze though. Actually. I don't know how good Obsession Obsession would be as like a.

[Trisha Paytas]

Isn't there a movie with Beyonce called Obsession?

[Darian]

I think that's obsessed. That's with Ali Larder and Beyonce and that's also iconic. I remember seeing that in theaters.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I love movies like that. I always love movies like that.

[Darian]

I think that's good.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, yeah. If it. If it comes out streaming, Fandango, you know, it's Voodoo now or something. Something scary. But I do buy movies. I buy a lot of movies.

[Darian]

Shout out to be. There was a To be booth at Got Pride and they're giving away shirts but you had to like do a little game or something. And I'm really bad at the little games.

[Trisha Paytas]

But you didn't try.

[Darian]

No, I kind of wish I did because the shirt was like. I think it was like I got my A At the to be. Boo. Oh, I got crazy. I got my watching a. To be original. That's what the shirt was. I'm like, you know what? Fierce is fear.

[Trisha Paytas]

I mean, that would be the time to get that done. Because to be movies we love. Honestly, we love. I can't say anything bad. If crying on the kitchen floor ends up at 2B, that's fine. But that Johnny Depp. Amber heard one I just always think about. I'm like, oh, but you know, they did Terry Joe's and that was good. The quarterback one with Noah beck.

[Darian]

No, Beck 1 and 2. I think it was sequel. Yeah, there's some. There's some hits there.

[Trisha Paytas]

Escape the Night.

[Darian]

I knew you were gonna say that. I was waiting for you.

[Trisha Paytas]

I was like wondering. I was like, was it that one? We love Escape the Night too. Joey is good. I mean, it's good he got his thing on there. Who won that one? Did we ever figure out who won?

[Darian]

I don't think we got that far.

[Trisha Paytas]

The JoJo season.

[Darian]

I don't think we got that far to see who won. No, I think we. We thought that Tana got eliminated. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

But no one even talked about it online, like who won or anything. I said, oh, this person won.

[Darian]

My other canceled story that I was hinting at earlier. Rare to see Hudson Williams getting so much backlash. But he has been in the eye of the storm lately because some old photos of him from high school recently resurfaced. And there was a. He was doodled with markers all over his face and someone drew like a SW on his face. And these photos got published by tmz. There was two that ended up coming out out. And granted he was like a teenager at the time. And then his rep issued a statement where basically saying he was like unaware that that was doodled on his face because it was like a high school tradition. It was a senior of high school during a trip and they just like went around drawing on each other, which, like, that does make sense. Like, yeah, a 17 year old boy trying to draw something inappropriate. Another teenage boy, like, hello. That makes a lot of sense. Sense.

[Trisha Paytas]

How do they find the photo that

[Darian]

he has Some ops, like some ops had those photos from his high school and was like, check this one out. Which sucks. It was like slow. Like, obviously those aren't like his beliefs. It's not like he's Kanye west, like, you know, repping. He's 25 now. He was like 17 and obviously he didn't draw it on himself. So, like, I feel bad that people Were like. I feel like it's people who already just like, like didn't like him who were like using that like as an excuse. But it is like.

[Trisha Paytas]

Are they getting defended by their fans?

[Darian]

Yeah, I was gonna say the stand. You know those heater rivalry stands. They don't play around.

[Trisha Paytas]

Who would win this heater rivalry stands or the BTS army?

[Darian]

I would.

[Moses]

BTS always win.

[Darian]

Bts. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, interesting.

[Moses]

They mobilize.

[Trisha Paytas]

I wonder if they'll collab with me on the next song. I'm looking for a feature on the next song I'm doing. I wonder if they'll do it.

[Darian]

It maybe try it out.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, call them. I'll see if I know them.

[Darian]

Email them.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'll send a dm. I always like to send a dm.

[Darian]

Yeah. Do you like. Cuz I. I forgot how many members there are. I think. Is there eight?

[Trisha Paytas]

Wow.

[Darian]

Cuz you can try each one and then maybe because they all also do for the most part they all have like individual tracks and features as well. Oh, okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

So it's not too far off.

[Darian]

Off seven. It's seven members bts. Yeah. So yeah, try all seven and then your odds are better that way versus just, you know, going for the whole group.

[Trisha Paytas]

You know, I'm on it today.

[Darian]

But yeah, the stands did come forward to defend him. I've seen a lot of like tick tocks of people defending him, which is nice. But also my main thing though was like, okay, but like we have to have the same energy for like the girls because like if there was like a young girl star, people, you know, are so much more critical. So I'm like, okay, yes, I agree with this energy. Let's forgive. Especially when it's like they're teenagers, like they're minors.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

But like also let's have this energy for everyone else, you know, because 100. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think when you're in high school. Yeah. It shouldn't really like you said, unless it's like. It's not like he was like anti. He was like hate speech in school. It was like he's saying anything like promoting anything like at the rallies with something like.

[Darian]

He's also like a poc.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. So you gotta use. Yeah.

[Darian]

Yeah. Discretion. Yeah. And I think like we just have to remember pattern of behavior. I think you can like you see people who are like continuously demonstrating like those kinds of like hurtful beliefs and speak with like that rhetoric versus like people who are like kind and preach about, you know, inclusivity. Especially like same sex. Like he's Very pro LGBTQIA plus, obviously. So it is.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, I didn't see that story. Where'd it blow up?

[Darian]

I was kind of. I started on TMZ and then it kind of like blew up like on social media. At first when it, it came up, I was like, this kind of seems like a non story to me.

[Trisha Paytas]

And like you said, teenage boys do draw stupid stuff. Like, stuff like that.

[Darian]

Yeah. Especially they're watching them damn streamers. You know, they're watching all the phases and all that. Yeah. So like these, these teenage boys are like, hello.

[Trisha Paytas]

I feel like David definitely drew on someone's face in a vlog for sure. I can't think, but I'm sure somewhere. I love that. Well, because this is who he raised. This is who watched David. I didn't know it.

[Darian]

It is David. Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Darian]

And it does remind me of that one vlog that we watched for Patreon from David, the recent one where like he does. He keeps doing the gay jokes where he like Zayn Hijazi was getting a massage and he like fingers his butt and then blames it on the female masseuse.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes. You're. You're so like actively still doing. That's so weird.

[Darian]

It is like, okay, well I again, this. Bringing it back to that point earlier about this straight male demographic, it's. It's dastardly.

[Trisha Paytas]

What do we do about it? I mean, because like, obviously like me then here, but also like, what do we do?

[Darian]

Yeah, like, can we just be sweeter? Like Rainwash?

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know, like, we need like

[Darian]

more Connor Levitz in the world, you know? Like, come on, where are those kind of straight guys?

[Trisha Paytas]

Like Dancing with Stars.

[Darian]

I would actually be so seated for that.

[Trisha Paytas]

I feel like it. Because he did that 11 to midnight show. I feel like he's gonna be, I think one of the property brothers. He was like teasing something that he was gonna be on.

[Darian]

I would love that. I do love that Connor. Love it. I do. He's becoming a little crushed. Just on TikTok and Instagram.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, same. I like Whitney too. Any updates on the. Oh, I have an update about me of the Mormon. One of the Mormon wives. Oh, I don't know if she's Mormon, but she's on the show. Me and Bobby all tough followed each other.

[Darian]

Oh, former ops.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes, I know. Isn't that so funny? Probably one sided. She probably like does fully one sided, 100%. But it like looks like, you know, Instagram now just like shows you like all the time. It just shows me People like that I, like, know, but not following. And it's, like, so weird. So the Bobby Altoff one came up, and it was like, something cute with her kids. It was a birthday party. I forgot what the theme was, but it was something cute. And I was like, this is the flex you think it is? Because it was, like, really, really cute. I was like, I love this. And then she commented back, oh, my gosh, Trisha. Like, what are you doing here? I love you. And I was like, oh, my. So I followed her already before I commented. And then I saw the follow back from Bobby Altoff and I was like. Like, I never know what to say in those situations. Like, sorry, if you've ever seen me say anything bad about you. It's not you at all. I just am. I don't know how to, like, say it. You know what I mean? Like, I never hated her.

[Darian]

No.

[Trisha Paytas]

I also think it was just you

[Darian]

were very confused by her character, which makes sense because, like, she did kind of come out of nowhere. And also, like, again, her content was very male skewing, but similar to me now that I know the real Bobby. And, like, I actually do like you.

[Trisha Paytas]

Me too. When I would see those, like, glimpses, like, her talking about how people call her a slut because she's with, like, just, like, a boyfriend after her divorce and then knowing what happened in her marriage, like, getting pregnant really young, and like, she wasn't sure she wanted that. Just, like, all these kind of things. And I was like, okay. I like, yeah, I like, I empathize her. Empathize with her a lot. And I like her a lot. I like her a lot. I think you're right. I think I knew her from the gate as interviewing, like, Miranda Sings, which she did. I rose Colleen. I think that was on the podcast. Her first guest, and so I knew her from that. And then I didn't know Bobby's character. Yeah, Colleen was her first guest.

[Darian]

Oh, I did not know that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Oh.

[Trisha Paytas]

And it was like, I thought it was Drake. Well, I mean, that was the first viral guess.

[Darian]

Oh, my God. I literally thought Drake was just, like, her first. I had no idea she did Colleen.

[Trisha Paytas]

It was Colleen. And then it was like, someone else. Kind of problematic. The second one was also kind of, like, a problematic person. So I was kind of, like, confused. It's kind of like, I just remember her asking, like, Colleen about money, and I just remember it being weird. But obviously it was her character. So I think that was, like, my first intro. And then the Drake stuff. I was like, okay, that's cool. Like, I did think that was funny. I was like, this is kind of funny. And then I kind of didn't get it because like you said it was very more like male leaning. And I kind of didn't get it. And then now I'm kind of like, I still don't get the characters. I like a character all day. Even Terry Jo. Love. I still don't get it. I just know people think Terry Jo's the key. And I like Keylon. So I was like, okay, but I don't get characters sometimes kind of like I don't know how to act with a character, but more power to it because it's just confusing. Like, who's real, who's not, you know, like, is that your sense of humor? Is that, you know? And she always had a weird character with her husband, her ex husband now. And it was always weird. It was always like the submissive, like, girl. It was like always an odd character. But I like her as a person and I like that she's on Mormon Wives. And I like when she's real. Like, I like when they're like, why did you join Mormon Wives and shake brand deals? And I was like, girl, period. So anyways, we are now squashing the beef and the one sided beef. And also, I love you. You're great. I love all. I love. All right. All the girls. Aspen. I like her. I've been watching her on TikTok. I'm excited for the Orange County Mormon Wives. I didn't think I was going to be seated for it, but I'm excited even for the people I don't know because I think about the Mormon wives that we didn't know before. And I was like, you know what? I like all of them. I like what I see there. Like when you're telling me one of them went on vacation in Hawaii with their two kids alone.

[Darian]

Oh, Michaela Matthews. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

I was like, honestly respect that. That's probably so hard.

[Darian]

Yeah, I like Michaela. And literally I like, like as far as the girls like them all minus Jenna Affleck. So sorry, girl. But I just still. Until I see something a little bit different.

[Trisha Paytas]

But yeah, yeah, I mean, it's not the worst. Your husband's the worst. And I think by association.

[Darian]

By association, yeah. Brings you down. Brings you down.

[Trisha Paytas]

But I think if she was like, I'm leaving him. I'm like, okay, back on the Gen Affleck train. Yeah, I did love that she had like a Ben Affleck commercial. Duncan. That was Kind of everything.

[Darian]

I know I went into it and I think she is, like, so pretty. And I just. Yeah, I'm like, oh, she's so cute. She's so pretty.

[Trisha Paytas]

But then the mean girl part came through and. Sabotage. Yeah. I think it was her husband. I do think. I do blame the husband. That's why I feel like he's kind of like pushing her and egging her. As you could see by him just showing up to Whitney by himself, it's like, I feel like you're enabling some weird behavior that she would not necessarily co sign. I love a Mormon wife MC for the Orange County Mormon Wives. Hope it comes out soon. I hate when you have to wait,

[Darian]

like a long time. The turnaround for Mormon wives is typically pretty fierce at least.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I want to start seeing now what they're filming, what they're doing.

[Darian]

Did you see Jennifer Aniston giving Benny Blanco a little bit of a makeover? No.

[Trisha Paytas]

What was that pairing good?

[Darian]

Well, honestly, Selena and. And Selena Gomez and Jennifer Aniston are really good friends and she. Jennifer Aniston came and gave Benny Blanco like a little bit of a. Basically all she did was pull his hair back, but damn, did that make a difference? Yeah, you kind of see here, like, even just pulling the hair back, I'm like, wow.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I squint. It looks like Elvis.

[Darian]

It's like snatch, right?

[Trisha Paytas]

And I'm like, okay.

[Darian]

Like, I love the natural hair, Benny, but I think a little styling can go a long way.

[Trisha Paytas]

Of course. That looked great. Yeah, that was amazing.

[Darian]

I'm like, why are you afraid of looking hot? Like, let's. I want to go on his podcast just to like, he has that one.

[Moses]

God, what's this guy?

[Darian]

What's his name?

[Moses]

Little something?

[Darian]

Little Dicky?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, Little Dicky has one with him.

[Moses]

It's his best friend, a little Dick or lover or whatever.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, okay. I don't know a Little Dicky. Well, I know of the name. Don't know him.

[Moses]

Well, all the clips we've seen lately are from that.

[Darian]

Yeah, Remember the one with his dirty feet?

[Trisha Paytas]

That was his podcast and it's like, still going.

[Darian]

Yeah, got it. But I want. Yeah, my. Now my new goal is to go on his podcast and like, ask him these, like, hard hitting questions. Like, why. What are you. Why are you afraid of being.

[Trisha Paytas]

Maybe trauma.

[Darian]

I. That's what I'm thinking. Like, there's something deeper here because, like, clearly just from pulling your hair back, I'm like, okay, Selena, Maria. Now I'm kind of seeing the vision.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

But, like, you're purposefully sabotaging yourself. What is the tea with your inner saboteur? Like, why are we so opposed to, you know, a little skincare, a little, you know, hygiene, a little styling mousse,

[Trisha Paytas]

you know, deep rooted something there? Because I don't go out in public attractive. I don't want people to perceive me as attractive. So maybe that's the same way. Maybe he just doesn't want to be. Maybe he wants talent to shine.

[Darian]

Okay?

[Trisha Paytas]

Because everyone's like, oh, wow, he's so talented. And you wouldn't say that necessarily about, like, C is a really good songwriter, right? And I think she gets, like, some credit. But a lot of now a lot of people, like, she's so cookie. She's always singing at dinners, you know, like, that kind of thing. But she's, like, talented. So I think if she wasn't, like, so kooky, I think we'd be like, watch the really talented songwriter. So maybe he's stripping back so he could see, like, the talent.

[Darian]

But then he does his little shenanigans with, like, the bad hygiene and dirty feet. And I feel like that overshadows his talent because then, remember, it's like the. The whole bathtub of, like, nacho cheese, and then he's eating.

[Trisha Paytas]

Maybe Selena was like, I really love your stink, actually. Like, I love your natural. Sometimes people want. Want. Yeah, I. I had. I didn't date this person long, but someone liked it when I like, I don't like your deodorant. Like, I like when it's just natural smells. And I was like, well, that's a

[Darian]

little crazy, but some people really do love a month.

[Trisha Paytas]

So maybe she likes a must.

[Darian]

Maybe.

[Trisha Paytas]

And that's why they talk about it. Because I don't think you wouldn't talk about it and brag about it unless it was, like, something your partner was into, you know?

[Darian]

I suppose. Yeah. I would love to challenge Benny Blanco just to try something new, you know? Like, everyone loves a rebrand every now and then. If he just did one era of, like, you know, effort, I would love into the physical.

[Trisha Paytas]

A male makeover is, like, a crazy thing for people, too. They're always like, wow, I'm so good.

[Moses]

I'm sure she's gonna come out with a line for men. And he's gonna be the. She's gonna show how it works.

[Trisha Paytas]

The transformation.

[Darian]

Whoa. That actually be really fierce. Like. Yeah, that. Because at what point do you just have every product, you know, skincare, makeup, she has fragrance for rare. Like, I Guess the next step is men's. Yeah.

[Moses]

He's gonna model it, for sure.

[Darian]

I see the vision.

[Trisha Paytas]

He is handsome. He's handsome. He just needs to, like, get everything around. But maybe there is a reason and we won't know. Or we maybe will know if you go on the podcast. I guess.

[Darian]

Yeah. Or I guess you can interview him here.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think I'd rather interview Selena Gomez, though.

[Darian]

Oh, well, t. I think that's more than. Well, yes, of course.

[Trisha Paytas]

So maybe that's.

[Moses]

But it's one of those that if it goes well, you get hurt. Like, we have Travis and then we have.

[Trisha Paytas]

Just go to her, I think. But I would be nice to him. Who. We know people who are, like, mutuals. Like, are you Loosely. We know people who are, like, friends with them and stuff like that.

[Darian]

Yeah, yeah. Anna Collins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's always hanging out with them. So Anna, put in the good word for our sister.

[Trisha Paytas]

Do you think Benny will be at Taylor's wedding?

[Darian]

My God, I never even thought about that until you just said it, obviously. Okay. Selena, of course, will be there. And it's rumored that Selena's gonna be a bridesmaid. I never once considered Benny Blanco there. Benny Blanco. Please, I beg.

[Trisha Paytas]

Shower.

[Darian]

Shower. Put on shoes.

[Trisha Paytas]

What about the shoes that have the little toe split? Have you seen those? I feel like he'd wear those to the wedding. Yeah, I love. I just ordered some Offset Madden.

[Darian]

What are they. Aren't they called, like, pig hooves or something?

[Trisha Paytas]

Mine were literally called, like, tubbies or twoies or something. It literally smell like 2 b t, u b. I. I could have sworn,

[Darian]

like, Haley Bieber also wears similar ones.

[Trisha Paytas]

There's ones on Steve Mad. And they're like jelly shoes. Let me make sure. I ordered them. And they're, like, so cute. And I think they're called tubbies. Let's see. Steve Madden.

[Darian]

Hilly Bieber wore Pig's Foot Valentino pumps.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, pig's foot is crazy. I don't think I'd buy him for. These are the ones I got. These are called. Okay. Why did I think they were called tubbies? I don't know.

[Darian]

Just making up the name.

[Trisha Paytas]

The tuppies. I swear, this one is like a jelly form.

[Darian]

Oh, and it has a little split.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. Are you doing the one with the individual toes?

[Darian]

No, this one is the. These are the ones Hailey Bieber wore.

[Trisha Paytas]

They were like, nah, maybe I want those instead.

[Darian]

Oh, okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Those look like fix feet. I don't know if I want that. That's crazy.

[Darian]

They're the open toe Revele suede pumps from Valentino. And they're being nicknamed the Pigs Hoof. Pigs Hoof pumps.

[Trisha Paytas]

Why would you want a pig's foot? Because people have never been called pig in their life. You know, that's what I thought.

[Darian]

I was like, okay, yeah, I don't know about that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Can you see my skirt here? Should I show up? It's an American Eagle skirt. It has squirts, it has shorts and. Okay, just kidding. Don't care about it. It's really cute. I really like it today. It's very comfy for the podcast.

[Moses]

Oh, yeah, there we go.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm not sponsored. I love these. I literally ordered one in every size and every color. I've been size 18, 16, 14 in this. And then I also ordered a size of 12 and a 10 just in case. So I have like, this in every single color and every single size. Not sponsored, but I love it. It's from American Eagle and it is wonderful. Oh, my legs hurt. Okay.

[Darian]

Have you seen the Skims Jelly shoes?

[Trisha Paytas]

I got the Skims Nike pink toe shoes. Are they different?

[Darian]

Skims released their actual, like, jelly shoes. Have you seen these ones? Oh, these ones went viral, too.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God. Wait, I want some. Are they on skins right now?

[Darian]

I'm dead. Because they went viral. Because everyone was saying it's so, so easy to scam people into wasting money.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God, that's so fun.

[Darian]

Everyone thinks they're so ugly. And the fact that you're like, I want them.

[Trisha Paytas]

What are they called?

[Darian]

Skims Jelly Shoe.

[Trisha Paytas]

Jelly Shoe, Yeah.

[Darian]

They retail.

[Trisha Paytas]

Is it ugly?

[Darian]

They retail for 58.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think people are saying they're not that cute, actually. Yeah.

[Darian]

Because they. They just kind of look a little cheap, obviously. Like, I feel not even Y2K, like, very 90s.

[Trisha Paytas]

You know what's crazy? And I love Skims is not going to give me a brand deal. Yeah, you can kind of see the condensation.

[Darian]

Like this person sweating, featuring the condensation and. Oh, I don't know why. Like, they want to show that because it would. It's purposeful. Like that first stock photo. It's like it's showing it off, right?

[Moses]

Like, maybe it's like a treatment shoe. If you have dry skin, it is

[Darian]

kind of that, right?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God. Yeah. That actually makes me sweaty right now looking at it. Okay. I'm the influence. Good thing.

[Darian]

They do have good reviews from the people who actually bought them. But people are saying they're really comfortable, that they're very cute to order a size up.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh. Because they're small.

[Darian]

They have 4.8 out of 5 stars. But they went viral on Twitter with everyone, like, making fun of them. I was like, damn, I hate billionaires. But no wonder Kim's a billionaire, because everyone's buying them.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh my gosh. That's. Yeah, they can sell anything. Like the pubic hair, underwear.

[Darian]

Oh, yeah, tea. I mean, they are selling out of a couple sizes. I don't mind the pink ones as much. I think the clear ones are probably the most diapers because those are the ones that show the condensation the most.

[Trisha Paytas]

I like the idea because it's giving. Barefoot. I like that. It goes with everything. Yeah, but there's cuter ones. Like, there's like mesh ones with like little rhinestones that look like, like mesh and they're kind of the same shape and they're like this new thing. Cute, but not that cute. I don't know. Also plastic on your foot in that form. I don't know, it feels a little. I don't know. I have sweaty feet anyways and my feet swell when they're hot, so I think it's a pass for me.

[Darian]

But the other thing I keep saying all over gay Twitter is Tyra Banks's book Model Land. And is it new? The gag it's from 2011, but gay Twitter has just discovered this. And I was an avid ANTM watcher, so I remember when Tyra was promoting Model Land, but I never picked it up. It was in the middle of like, Hunger Games mania.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, so you were like, focused on that?

[Darian]

No. Well, this is like another. It's Tyra's take on a dystopian way. I kind of think it needs to be the first ever Just Trish book club selection.

[Trisha Paytas]

Should we read it?

[Darian]

Because the plot summary is. This kills me. A young, awkward looking girl by the name of Tookie de la Creme is kidnapped.

[Trisha Paytas]

I like the name.

[Darian]

Me too.

[Trisha Paytas]

Love that name.

[Darian]

Actually, Tookie Delacreme is kidnapped and forced to attend the legendary boarding school Model Land for a chance to join the Intoxabellas, the most celebrated models in all the world. Along the way, she meets a plus sized girl named Dylan.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, no.

[Darian]

A four foot seven inch girl named Shiraz. And an albino girl named Piper.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God.

[Darian]

Together they form a strong bond as they face the trials and tribulations of Model Land and endeavor to find the truth about why they were all accepted to it and why a mysterious imposter wants. Seems to want nothing more than for them to be gone. An imposter yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

So I think the school's for models.

[Darian]

The school is for models. It's kind of giving this book series like the Uglies, which was like another dystopian book where it's like you go through like a process to get like hot basically like at a certain age. And then a little bit of Hunger Games tease, a little bit of Divergent cheat tease as well.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well that's why they're there, to get hot then I guess. Right. Like why else would they be there?

[Darian]

My theory is like the imposters. Like I can't have these like ugly girls, girls in model land. Like I can't have like a 4 foot 7 short girl. I can't have a plus.

[Trisha Paytas]

What's imposter mean? What does that mean?

[Darian]

Like someone who actually. I don't know in the context of this. Like what then? Like who are the. Who is this imposter and model and impostering? I don't know. I guess that's part of the mystery

[Trisha Paytas]

because I think of that game you play with Joey graceffa the imposter and I was like, is that what they're like? Yeah, that imposter is like the killer. Right. And so that's what this is. What.

[Darian]

See I don't. That might other be another inspiration as well. Yeah, it's sounds like a page turner for sure. And there's so many layers to this. She also created a song. I. I don't think it's trademarked or anything, but maybe I'll play a clip in a second. But she also wanted to, in tandem with the book, wanted to open Model Land, a theme park. She said, I've always been insanely inspired by attractions like Disneyland and Universal Studios and have wanted to bring that spirit of adventure and storytelling to the world of modeling, but not the exclusive modeling industry. I'm talking about modeling for the masses. She wanted to open it in Santa Monica actually and she wanted multi layered entertainment, retail, dining and retail and dining attraction for world class destination. She wanted to have retailers and a whole kind of experience, not just like Instagram pop up tees. Like she wanted it to have like theme to have rides, shops, dining and call it Model Land and have it be Model Land.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes, after the book.

[Darian]

In tandem with the book.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, but like that's not what the book. Isn't that like a school for models in the book. But she wants to do like a mall experience of the model land.

[Darian]

It kind of gives Harry Potter World that place where you can like buy the, the Universal what's it called Diagon Alley?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Darian]

That's kind of what it gives. I think. I think that's where her mind was going. But I'm not sure how like Disneyland kind. I just.

[Trisha Paytas]

But Tyra lands weirdly.

[Darian]

It just hit me. I know this is so dumb considering it is the name. It just hit me. How literal the name. Model.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, that's what I thought that my first thought was like, oh, like Disneyland Model Land. Okay. I mean, I love it. I want Trisha Land. You know what I mean? Like, that's cool. I like the idea.

[Darian]

I'll play a small clip of this song. Cuz I. I think she just made this up on her computer. I don't think it's actually, you know, a copyrighted song. Yes. Can you, can you survive model land?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, it's giving like. Yeah, like a video game or something.

[Darian]

It's a little Charlie XCX nachos. Oh my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

Where'd that song live? Where was it?

[Darian]

Someone literally just posted this on Twitter a couple of days ago and it has since gotten 4.2 million views. And I think people kind of like said on. Hey. I think people listen ironically at first and then people are like, wait, hold on.

[Trisha Paytas]

First of all, that is not sarang.

[Darian]

Hey, not complain sonically.

[Trisha Paytas]

First of all, we had production. We're going to South Korea.

[Darian]

Intense. You know, they were like, what is this? Is it gonna be bad? And then you play it. You're like, wait, hold on.

[Trisha Paytas]

Surprising.

[Darian]

Surprising.

[Trisha Paytas]

Hit.

[Darian]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

Got it.

[Darian]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

She was kind of fierce back in the day with her songs. Tyra. She had some good music.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Does she ever comment on anything she on social media like TikTok. Does she seeing any of this? Does she ever be like, hey guys, this is what this was? Or does she try to make a resurgence? You know, some people try to like,

[Darian]

that is a good point. She has a brand account. Brand tick tock and Instagram account for her ice cream. Her ice cream should be more on social media.

[Trisha Paytas]

But she's not like on live or.

[Darian]

I don't know if she is as much anymore as far as like herself. I know she, she would go on when the. The hot, hot ice cream craze was happening. Like she was.

[Trisha Paytas]

We never tried that.

[Darian]

I know. Well, it was in Australia for the most part. And then she brought it for a very small time in, In Los Angeles. Oh no, it wasn't even Los Angeles. New York. She brought it to New York for a little bit.

[Trisha Paytas]

But yeah, I was excited to see the somizomi.

[Darian]

I think so.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm excited. Is that coming close to us?

[Darian]

It's. I think the closest is Granada Hills. Yeah. It's not too far, but.

[Trisha Paytas]

Excited for that.

[Darian]

Yeah. I've never had it, but it looks really good.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. They could get the little fish with like the red bean or the different things in it. They have different flavors. Matcha.

[Darian]

Yeah. I'm so excited with the frozen yogurt and the ice cream and stuff. It looks really good.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love when you send me stuff like that. Like food things. I'm like, oh, I gotta try it.

[Darian]

I know. I keep getting, like, local food things and I keep saving them. I either send them to you or Darian and then I'm like, okay, one of you make it happen.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's how I do too. I send to Moses. Let's end to you. If I think of you, I'm like, oh, this. The Dalmatian one came up and I was like, oh, I thought of you for it. Okay, well, keep. We need to keep a list of things to try.

[Darian]

I know.

[Trisha Paytas]

Tea, Patreon, Malay.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Universal. So me. So me. All the good stuff.

[Darian]

The hair, the k Spa hair.

[Trisha Paytas]

That could be part of the Somi so me day. Cute. That one is great. We need to go do that. That one is amazing.

[Darian]

Did you see Alex Earl's rumored new man?

[Trisha Paytas]

For real?

[Darian]

I don't know. She hung out with an F1 driver in the south of France.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God.

[Darian]

What's his name? I'll say. Lando Norris is his name. He does seem like a very attractive boy. However, have been more intrigued by this faux brand trip that Alex Earl and Jake Shane are currently going on because they're. We talked about on Patreon a little bit. They're on this boat and I didn't realize they were like, in like the south of France.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

On this aloe boats. So it's like a th brand trip.

[Trisha Paytas]

But like, what's aloe then?

[Darian]

But like, they're not really doing any aloe activations. They're just using the aloe boat.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, but she was doing like pilates on the boat and someone was filming her. But it was clearly like an aloe ad. She had like. Or she was like. Maybe she was boxing. Was like aloe boxing gloves with, like her aloe thing. Like, I mean, it's clearly like paparazzi photos. It's very Travis Kelsey's mom with the Ziploc bag. It's very like, just get some paparazzi pics of us. Which is like the best Brand.

[Darian]

Alex. Earl loves a pop walk, by the way.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I need a pap walk. Brandy, I love. That sounds so great. Like, just walking and just being like, oh, this is my. My Depends diapers or whatever, you know, that's cool. I would do it. And a heartbeat. That'd be so fun. So that's definitely that.

[Darian]

Okay, T. It seems like, like, a. It's almost like, subliminal. Like, I feel like they're trying to do, like, a little more subtle brand trips these days now to make it, like, not so in your face.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's the best way.

[Darian]

Maybe in response to, like, all the backlash that you usually get. Like, the tart trips and stuff. I suppose. Did you see the Kylie cosmetics brand trip because. Or.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Darian]

Kylie Cosmetics.

[Trisha Paytas]

We're just her friends.

[Darian]

It was just like, her on vacation with her friends, and then Stormy and friends. Yeah. And having Stormy just, like, talk about some makeup.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm like, okay, but that's the most influential brand trip there is. Honestly. Like, you really don't need to break anyone else. I mean, it's like, it kind of

[Darian]

just gives, like, tax write off vacation vibes.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's so funny. You're so right.

[Darian]

Right?

[Trisha Paytas]

That is so it. But that's, like, smart. I guess it's smart. And I think the subtle product integration, it does so much more when you just see someone like, oh, they were paparazzi with this in their hand or something, you know, it just looks more than, like, in your face.

[Darian]

I feel like people don't want to feel like they're so marketed to aggress, like, in an aggressive way.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. So that I was sold. I've been playing a lot of aloe, and I want to say it's because of this, because it's like, it pops up on my thing. I'm like, okay, let me get this ruby red set. I squeeze myself into it because it only goes up to a large. So I'm like, okay, let me get this aloe on. But I feel kind of cute in it for a minute. Jake. Shane's influence me. He looks great, Jake. She looks pretty good.

[Darian]

Yeah, he does.

[Trisha Paytas]

He's really changed a lot. Damn. Just aloe.

[Darian]

I know. I mean, he is getting really close to flying. He's almost flying too close to the sun, though. I fear, like, yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

For a while for him.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, because people already are, like, turning on him. You talk too much.

[Darian]

Stop talking.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, damn. His criticism's so harsh. You mean to stop talking. That's my job.

[Darian]

You talk too much. Your questions suck.

[Trisha Paytas]

The annoying Part's sad too, because it's

[Darian]

like, you, shorts are too long.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, that's. You

[Darian]

can't dress. No, no.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love Jake Shane.

[Darian]

I do too. He gotta stop promoting his cigarettes though. I'm like, what is up with Gen Z starting to promote cigarettes all of a sudden, you guys.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wait, is he promoting it?

[Darian]

Yes. His Kylie podcast. He talked about how much he loves just a casual cigarette. And he was like, smoking with Tate McCray at like, Justin Bieber concert. I like, why is Gen Z all into cigarettes again?

[Trisha Paytas]

Cigarettes is like worse. Like, like this has been the worst

[Darian]

millennials, literally, like, the, the work that we've done to like make cigarettes not cool. Gen Z is undoing, like, come on, you guys.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, I hate it. And it's also like, actually so bad for you. Like, normal. Whatever. It's camp. It's key. Like, have your vice, girl. But like, cigarettes are like the worst and they kill you.

[Darian]

Addictive.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes. And smelly. Bad teeth, finger. It's unattractive to look at. You smell bad. When I have cigarette, I roll my eyes when there's cigarette smoke around. I'm like, who the hell is smoking? There's kids, there's me, my lungs. You remember last time I was around cigarette smoke, I literally couldn't breathe for like three days. Like, I don't know if I was allergic to it or what. I was just like, what?

[Moses]

So whenever I see someone so fast.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I was weird. I like inhaled. I thought I had like co. I remember I like went to the hospital cuz I like could not breathe. And it wasn't co. And I was just like, I will always side eye. I will always judge. It's literally killing you and the people around you. The second hand smoke. All right, you want to kill yourself, fine. But like the people around you are dying from it. Like, that's what's so crazy. And sometimes secondhand smoke is worse. It's so bad for you. It's gross too. It's gross. The vapes are bad enough. All right, whatever. I guess that's your guys's thing. It's still not good if it's the nicotine, but the cigarette just straight up.

[Darian]

Just come on, you guys. I know we're gonna sound old and chopped, but like, come on.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, you have to hear it.

[Darian]

You have to hear it. Sorry, it's tough.

[Trisha Paytas]

I didn't know Jake Shane was smoking.

[Darian]

He loves a little sicky these days. And I'm like, no. And oh my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

And he's working out so much and like, probably Dieting to get those abs that's making you unattractive.

[Darian]

At first, when he was paparazzi, I was like, okay. Like, you know, he was kind of in. In the dark about it. But then he's on his podcast with Kylie Jenner talking about how much he loves the Sig. I'm like, come on, girl.

[Trisha Paytas]

What'd she say?

[Darian]

Was she kind of like, she also loves it? I'm like, come on, girls love you both. But, like, come on, we can't make it out.

[Trisha Paytas]

At least have the editor be like, I know. I'm sure we say stuff. Jimmy cuts all the time. Like, I love this. You know, because you don't want to promote it to other people too. Again, if you have a bad habit, like, don't promote it.

[Darian]

Yeah. Having it in shame. The fact that the pop, they're, like, promoting it. I'm like, girl, this is a little scary. Like, we can't be illegal.

[Trisha Paytas]

If you smoke a cigarette or something. Seen smoking one, you should be in jail for like a year. For real. You're hurting other people around you. You're in inherently in. What is a Inconveniently killing someone else. What is it in. What is that word? Come on. You know, you're like mythosaurus. You're my dictionary. What is that? Incoherently Thesaurus is inherently.

[Darian]

What are you trying to say in,

[Trisha Paytas]

like, when you're killing the person around you but unintentionally. Okay, okay. I was getting it. I was like, what is that?

[Darian]

I know what you're trying to say. Okay, Work.

[Trisha Paytas]

You know?

[Darian]

Yes, yes. Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

You know. Do you know that song on TikTok? That's like San Juan Mickey, that AI song?

[Darian]

Yeah, it's AI.

[Trisha Paytas]

I was just gonna tell you that. That's great. It sounds like an 80s song or something like that.

[Darian]

Isn't it crazy, too? I mean, again, I'm gonna sound old and chop, but, like, it's always the anti AI warriors. And then they're doing the little, like, they're doing a little tick tock to this AI sound. And I'm like, okay, but girl, anti

[Trisha Paytas]

AI we got Jordan Alvarez. He uses that sound more than anyone I know. I loved it. I was like, sounds like a cool AI.

[Darian]

That's. It is crazy. I mean, sometimes those AI songs will get you, like, you listen up first and you don't know. And then they're like, so catchy. And then like, damn. It's like in your head. It's happ. I always fall for, like, fake or, like, AI songs It's like, oh, this unreleased Addison Ray song. And then it's AI. And I'm like, oh, this sounds so good. And then it takes me a while to realize it's AI. I'm like, oh, well, what the. I get it with you all the time. Because people will do Trish covers of songs, and I always fall for it. I was like, oh, this sounds good. It'll be like a Spanish song or something too. I was like, oh, wow. Okay. Mi gente Latina.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes, I do have a Spanish song that's going viral on TikTok right now. Freaky Spanish. Yeah, it's coming around. People are like, oh, my God, she just did a K pop song. Now she's doing Spanish. It's been around for a minute, but I do love the resurgence of it. And that is freaky, freaky, freaky. Dame dame la turo. That's my Spanish song, and it's out there right now, and it's all in Spanish as well. So, I mean, I do do it. It's not AI, but there might be an AI. I know. It gets me, too. I don'. Tricked by it. And it's annoying.

[Darian]

I know.

[Trisha Paytas]

I hate it. And those fruits, I don't support that anymore either.

[Darian]

I haven't seen those fruits around. Like, no one really talks about them anymore either. So they kind of have died off. Right?

[Trisha Paytas]

They had their moments, and now they're rotten. They're expired.

[Darian]

Dua Lipa was also getting some backlash response.

[Trisha Paytas]

Is Dua Lipa the same as Dua Peep? Because I am so confused.

[Moses]

Let's do a peace. Peep.

[Darian]

Dula peep.

[Trisha Paytas]

Tula Peep. Okay. That's just like a. Okay.

[Darian]

Not Tula, who's okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Dula Peep.

[Darian]

Wendy Williams was talking about DPA once and didn't know her name. It was like, Dula Peep. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Cuz I hear people say da peep.

[Darian]

It's like now.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's like a funny thing about it

[Darian]

became a pet name for her, I think against her will because of Wendy Williams. Okay, yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Say the right way.

[Darian]

Dua Lipa. You made me second guess herself.

[Trisha Paytas]

I only hear Dua dua leap. Dua Lipa. She's pretty. She married a handsome man too, right?

[Darian]

Yeah. And she just got married Sicily to Callum Turner. It's like, kind of annoying because Dua Lipa really does have, like, the perfect life, because how she met Callum Turner is they were both like, she was reading a book in public, he was reading a book in public, and they're reading the Same book.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. That's really cute.

[Darian]

I know.

[Trisha Paytas]

And just knew that was the book.

[Darian]

She was the drama. Did you watch the drama?

[Trisha Paytas]

No. Is that what happened?

[Darian]

Oh, Robert Pattinson's character. Yeah. Like, he goes. He pretends that he's reading the book that she's reading.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, it sounds like the same thing.

[Darian]

Then they happen first. So, you know.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, well, maybe I was inspired by that. That probably happens a lot. What's his name? From you.

[Darian]

Oh. Oh, my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

Right? Same thing.

[Darian]

Yes. What? God. What is his name?

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know.

[Darian]

Why am I forgetting his name? Penn Badge's character?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. I have no idea.

[Darian]

Wait, that's really annoying me because. What do you mean? We talked about him all the time.

[Trisha Paytas]

It was like Charlie Brown or something. Charlie Brown or something like that. Joe Smith.

[Darian]

Joe Goldberg. Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

He Jewish Goldberg.

[Darian]

Maybe he never really got into religion.

[Moses]

The name, definitely.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. I wonder if they ever tapped into his Judaism, his bar mitzvah. What was happening there in the prequel series? That's so crazy.

[Darian]

Go ahead. Well, Dua and Callum had a three day wedding celebration in Sicily and they got met with a lot of. Of protesters because they shut off, like, the city. Like, they shut off a lot of blocks of the city. Like, roads were blocked off, drones were banned during. And it was a three day wedding in Palermo. And the locals started hanging up posters chastising them, saying, our square is not your living room. Public spaces belong to everyone. Palermo is not for rent. And once the wedding organizers removed the posters, then they started spray painting slogans directly onto the wall. And a business owner told the Guardian, for three days, we've been forced to park miles away and walk to work. I could understand if it was for the Pope, but not for a singer. I will argue Dua Lipa is very iconic, though, and has contributed a lot of iconic music. As influential as a pope. But that's an argument for another day. Another local. Local clothes shop owner said, I like Dua Lipa, but what will we get out of all this disruption? It's not as if she's gonna come and buy anything from my shop, which is t. Wait, why?

[Trisha Paytas]

She might. I would if I was getting married. You know, I'm always buying something at Four Seasons Westlake, and that's where I got married. And I'm in that gift shop 247 before and after the wedding. You never know. She might pop in.

[Darian]

You know what? Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's a crazy thing to assume, actually. I'd be the opposite. I was like, oh, she'll come in

[Darian]

here that is funny.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, so they're mad. They're not. They're not happy.

[Darian]

Yeah. A lot of people were upset just because it really paused their whole livelihood for three days in their town. And according to another gossip site, Gossie Goss, ie dua Lipa paid $6,700 to residents living in apartments overlooking areas used as extra parking for the wedding. And she reportedly also offered the same amount to businesses who were affected by the closures, which I think is really nice. Dua is very sweet. I really like doing more than the Pope.

[Trisha Paytas]

Really. She's just, like, stimulating the economy and the neighbors. I think the Pope's giving out money. I mean, we love him for sure. We love Jesus, but, like, not giving back, giving out money, taking the money at the church.

[Darian]

And the couple also paid the city government $13,300 to rent out the Piazza Croce for the event and spent an additional 11,500 on private security to patrol the area for the weekend.

[Trisha Paytas]

Damn.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wait, what does he do that?

[Darian]

He's an actor, Callum. Yeah, but it was Got that. I think Dua's got the real bucks.

[Trisha Paytas]

Really?

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

11th. I just thought maybe, like, to be protected, like, you need $11,000 maybe, I think too, like, to not let them get in.

[Darian]

Yeah. You probably because it's such a big space that you have to, like, you know, have security. I would imagine 24, 7 for the three days. A lot of, like, high profile guests.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Like Charli XCX was there. Troy Sivan was there. Joe Alwyn, your favorite Joe Alwyn. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Which one is that? Taylor Swift's ex boyfriend who's Arnold Schwarzenegger's son?

[Darian]

Patrick Schwarzenegger. Joe Baena.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, Joe Baina. I love him. That's why I was like, wait, you know, my feed, my whole feed is Joe Baina making protein tacos. And I love it. I need him on the podcast. I keep. I keep commenting and dming him. Joe. Which one? You said Joe.

[Darian]

Joe. Oh, and Taylor Swift's ex boyfriend.

[Trisha Paytas]

And there was Joe Goldberg.

[Darian]

Yes. No relation.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God.

[Darian]

A lot of Joe's.

[Trisha Paytas]

Stop naming our kids Joe. Yeah, Joe Sugg. Was that his name?

[Darian]

Oh, yes. Zoe. Zoella's brother.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Was there a Joe and Joe?

[Darian]

Sif Graceffa.

[Trisha Paytas]

Joey Jonas.

[Darian]

So thank so many, Jo.

[Trisha Paytas]

Too many.

[Darian]

Uhhuh.

[Trisha Paytas]

I had an Uncle Joe R. I miss him. Why you laugh?

[Darian]

I was not expecting that. I was not expecting that.

[Trisha Paytas]

The laugh caught me off guard. No, I'm laughing and I'm like, okay, well, Joes are fire. I think we're stop naming them.

[Darian]

Yeah, I think we've had enough.

[Trisha Paytas]

Joe's Joe Jackson. Oh, my God. Coleman Domingo was just on the Amy Poe podcast. I was just talking about the last time. I was like, I love Coleman Domingo. Hope he comes on the podcast. I was like, okay, he's on the Amy Poehler, which is like the biggest

[Darian]

podcast ever movie that comes out this weekend.

[Trisha Paytas]

Another one?

[Darian]

Yeah. She is very booked. That Coleman Domingo.

[Trisha Paytas]

Which one?

[Darian]

Steven Spielberg's new movie, Disclosure Day.

[Trisha Paytas]

Did we talk about this? It sounds so familiar.

[Moses]

That's connecting to.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, you know. You know about Disclosure. This is the one that is like. Like real based on real life or.

[Moses]

No, not about the movie. The government. Like, the people are just. News conference. You know, if you saw yesterday, not the day before. But they basically say there are different types of aliens and plasmoids and all kind of things.

[Trisha Paytas]

We. I think that's been confirmed, right? Or to.

[Moses]

Yeah, now they keep. They keep saying it, and I think they expect people to have more of a reaction, but everyone are like, well, do I have to pay my bills tomorrow?

[Trisha Paytas]

Or like, they, like, what are we gonna do? They're here.

[Moses]

People are just, like, not caring about it at all.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, I know when they say people, like, go missing and, like, they don't know. Like, some people are just like, maybe, like, you know, aliens could be abducting too. Like, there's no, like, you know, nothing found or something. I believe it. But. Well, yeah. What are we gonna do? Still gonna pay taxes? Still gonna die? Like, all right, they're here.

[Moses]

They're queer.

[Darian]

Oh, yeah. I hope so.

[Trisha Paytas]

We're aliens. They have genitals. They have judges. How do they reproduce? Or are they just, like, copy it and paste?

[Darian]

Wait, you're asking the good questions. Questions that I certainly never consider it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, Yeah. I don't. I don't care if they're here, to be honest. They can be here. It's like, we can't do anything anyways. We're not, like, changing the world. So how are we gonna get rid of the aliens? Do we want to get rid of them? No. This movie sounds crazy, though. This is Steven Spielberg and Colman Domingo's in it. What's he doing? Is he fighting the aliens? I love it. He's in everything. He is great. I am so fascinated by him. Who else is in it? Anyone we know or care about?

[Darian]

Challengers Guy. Not Mike Feist.

[Trisha Paytas]

The other one. Okay. I love the preface. I don't know.

[Darian]

And your friend Emily Blunt. Who? Fat shame. The Chili's worker.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes. That was crazy. She tried to walk it back later, right?

[Darian]

She did. She did later apologize for fat shaming a Chili's worker.

[Trisha Paytas]

Why did you share that story? Another thing where it's like, let's cut it, let's edit.

[Darian]

She was trying to have it be like a little relatable.

[Trisha Paytas]

The microphone. Oh. I was like, what's happening? Sorry.

[Darian]

She was. I think she was doing like a late night show and she wanted to be like, relatable. She's like, Americans. You know, I'm having an American meal and the. This big waitress came and offered me food in her southern accent. She's just so big, you know, which was crazy.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's a crazy one. Yeah. Maybe not like her Forever.

[Darian]

Forever.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, I didn't go see Devil Wears Prada too, because of that. No, that was a crazy thing to say. But people say crazy things, I guess. People. People really do. Right.

[Darian]

Well, speaking of fatties, Burger King is launching an all you can eat burger challenge challenge. And you can eat as many four patty burgers as possible for a shot at a national final later this year.

[Trisha Paytas]

A national final.

[Darian]

I think it's like an eating contest. Like, you know, you could be in the hall of the hall of fame or Shame. I suppose.

[Trisha Paytas]

I can not do eating contest. This feels unhealthy and unnecessary.

[Moses]

I think people are not buying the food, so they're just trying to give it to you for free. First of all, just eat as much as you can.

[Trisha Paytas]

No Burger King slander. I do love Burger King. Never sponsored. But love a Burger King Chicken fries. Fries. Love the employees. But I don't know about this idea. And I love their little. The square burgers. That's Wendy's.

[Darian]

That's Wendy's.

[Trisha Paytas]

Moses has beef with Wendy's. Never looking like what it comes with. Okay, Burger King has. What do I like? Oh, I like the chicken fries. What else do they have?

[Darian]

Mozzarella sticks.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Darian]

Don't they have the 2 for 6?

[Trisha Paytas]

2 for 6? How could we forget? Yes, that's right. Okay. Yes, I did that. And they had a great spicy chicken sandwich. The Han Wa. Okay. Was the Burger King spicy chicken sandwich. And then it was so nice and thin and crispy and spicy. And now it's like, not good. Okay. Yes. Well, what are they trying to promote?

[Darian]

The one pounder. It's a burger made with four flame grilled beef patties. Four. Four. Four slices of cheddar cheese, pickles, mayo, chopped bacon, and a newly developed smoked bacon sauce. And the burger weighs 545 grams and contains a whopping 1615 calories.

[Trisha Paytas]

How many grams of protein?

[Darian]

You know what? The press release doesn't say how much.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's what they should lead with. That's why like 20. That's why like with all that cheese and be. Okay, I know, right? A Flying Dutchman from in and out is 30g of protein. If you get 2, that's 60 grams of protein. So now let's say you get 4. I bet it's going to be like 250g of protein.

[Darian]

That is.

[Moses]

No, but that, that is 4. So it should be more or less the same.

[Trisha Paytas]

60. 60 grams. Oh, cuz you're saying a Flying Dutchman is 2 patties and 2 patties and cheese. 2 patties, 2 cheese. So 1 is 30 grams. Okay, so 60 grams. So you're thinking 60 grams. Okay, 60 grams of protein.

[Moses]

Their burgers are probably bigger too.

[Darian]

True. Yeah, it's a whole quarter pound. Wait, yeah, whole. No, a whole one pound of meat, so.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh well, like one pound of tomahawk was like 180 grams of protein. So it's anywhere between 60 grams. 180 grams of bedding. Oh my God. Might be like 110. They should lead with that.

[Moses]

They should teach math with that in schools.

[Trisha Paytas]

For real. I always judge by the protein because also like it's so funny you told me about the calorie thing. Like I would like at a, a a protein bar and it's like oh, 50g of protein, but the back's like 400 calories. And you're like oh, you know what I mean? But I only care about the protein. So that's what they should lead with because who cares about how many calories it is? But I do like that cuz I do love a quad burger in n out. That is really tasty. Do you have to eat it in a certain amount of time or you

[Darian]

just got to eat it within a 45 minute session?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, that's, that's easy. One. One. One pound burger.

[Darian]

Eat as many as you can.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, oh my God.

[Darian]

As many one pounders as you can. Can.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, that's just like promoting the hashtag

[Darian]

One Pounder Challenge 20, 26. It runs from June 19 to June 25. Only in Japan though, by the way.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, you're like one of those damn Instagrams that are like, look at this cute new thing. It's like a Philippines McDonald's. Okay, well I knew that would get you crazy. Okay, okay. I don't understand it, but okay. All right. Well.

[Moses]

Well, I guess.

[Trisha Paytas]

Huh?

[Moses]

I guess we're going.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. That is kind of. I guess it sounds fun. Maybe they do it. I don't know. Another taste in Japan. It makes me think it's a little cuter and funner, but.

[Darian]

Okay. What? $30 to end. So it's like $30, and then you eat as much as you can. Like, as many one pounders as you can.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's giving. I think John Cena, on a recent interview, said that he used to go to a place in New York and they would let you eat for free if you ate, like, a whole pizza or something. And he would. Would do it. Do you need to get it? Go ahead.

[Darian]

I'm just making sure.

[Trisha Paytas]

Is he okay?

[Darian]

Oh.

[Trisha Paytas]

What?

[Darian]

It was the flop Girls. I was like, what are all these Ms.

[Trisha Paytas]

So concerned.

[Darian]

I was like, what are all these Ms. FaceTime calls? I thought Darian was trying to get a hold of me, but it's. It was the flop Girls.

[Trisha Paytas]

You want, you know, FaceTime. I'm back. Let's hear what the. The thing is.

[Darian]

Okay, let's see.

[Trisha Paytas]

Let's see.

[Moses]

That's probably more exciting than Live Update.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, we love the flop. Flop Girls. Flopcasters. Oh, my God.

[Moses]

You're in the room still in their life.

[Darian]

I. I saw all the. The missed FaceTimes, and I was. I was like, who's trying to FaceTime me? And then I was like, oh, it's the flop girls. And Trisha was like, please.

[Trisha Paytas]

Please answer as an answer right now. This is important. Hi. Oh, I. We're trying to plan our Vegas outfits right now. Okay. What are you wearing? We want to know. The teeth. Well, we're calling on Oscar because we don't really know. Oh, no, you're the stylist. Oscar. I don't know how we're gonna go with this. I, like, I called Tana last night, and I had this, like, scary revelation where I was like, oh, my God. Like, Tana and Trisha are gonna be on stage in showgirl costumes. I'm gonna walk out there like, what? In my sweatpants. Well, for what is worse, the showgirl costumes got nixed by Tana, so I don't know what she's wearing. She's like, I'm gonna have my sweat stylist pull something. So we're. We also don't know what we're wearing. So for what it's worth, it's gonna be just chaotic. Yeah. I'm telling you. Gucci tracksuit. Okay. It's giving boy throb. I don't mind that it's giving Jeffrey Shane a little more than Tana Trish. But that's exactly like, right?

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. We need. We need to get those Gucci tracks too. I like my friends. Wow. It's like 1pm and it's like, goodbye, everyone on a FaceTime. Get that good June Jackson.

[Darian]

Wait.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, we'll let you guys get back to it. I love this. Are you gonna pop out in like a suit?

[Moses]

A suit Tuxedo.

[Darian]

I was gonna wear sparkly pants and then the top. To be determined. Charmond. A little razzle dazzle for sure.

[Trisha Paytas]

Because I'm getting like a lot of. I'm getting a lot of input. Like, I don't know who's telling her what's going on. Oh, I gotta see what I can do.

[Darian]

If this isn't gonna sell tickets, I don't know what was this is it.

[Trisha Paytas]

See what they're gonna wear.

[Darian]

See what the flops are gonna wear?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Guys, buy. Buy tickets. Come see what we're gonna wear.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Period with eye holes cut out. I like that.

[Darian]

They did just get canceled for. For wearing Shane Dawson merch on their podcast. I mean, so I don't know right

[Trisha Paytas]

now because I fell asleep. Okay. Well, rightfully so. I started that brigade. I thought it was a dupe. We got it off of Amazon. I was like, I didn't. I thought it was funny. Oh, my God.

[Darian]

And little did they know, it was the official Shane Dawson.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God. So funny. We can still return them. Doesn't count. The money's already been there.

[Darian]

He already ordered his door dash with your money, so it's over. And he bought the twins a cupcake. So, like, come on. Uno needs dog food. Exactly. And Cheeto too. Probably bleed. Okay,

[Trisha Paytas]

see you Friday. Yay. The flop. Flop Girls.

[Darian]

Oh, my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

Flop. How do they call themselves? The Flop Casters. Love them. All right.

[Darian]

Yeah, that was crazy.

[Trisha Paytas]

We don't know what we're wearing either, so that's gonna be something to look forward to.

[Darian]

That sending me my big finale topic is Ariana and Ethan breaking up. Of course this comes out literally. Like, as soon as I got home one day, this got confirmed about Ariana and Ethan's breakup.

[Trisha Paytas]

But, God, Ariana is having a week of just people coming for her.

[Darian]

Well, to me, I was like, oh, it's the Pop girl tour curse. Because I think Perry. Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom, but also Katy Perry and Russell Brand.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God.

[Darian]

I know. And then Taylor Swift and Joe always during the eras tour. And then Ariana obviously just Started the Eternal Sunshine tour. Granted, it was revealed that they have been broken up for a little bit now. So it was technically before the tour, but she was still in preparation for the tour. So I think that still counts as the tour curse or a tour blessing.

[Moses]

I guess she probably was like, I'm breaking up with you and then leaving the tour.

[Trisha Paytas]

It makes it a little easier, I guess, if you've been thinking about it because you're distracted. Yeah. You're kind of like. Like, I've never broken up with someone, but I'm assuming there's never a right time to break up with someone. So I guess if you're leaving for a while, you're like, this is. This is the time. It's sad. It's sad. I feel like, what does he must feel, right? Like, do you go back to your wife and kid? You're like, hey, like, I'm back.

[Moses]

No, it's been a while too.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Three years.

[Darian]

Three years.

[Trisha Paytas]

In a way. I don't know. No, I. I would.

[Moses]

I mean, he probably wishes he could,

[Trisha Paytas]

but I feel like if you. I would take you. I would want you back.

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Darian]

We're not.

[Moses]

We shouldn't. You would do with Darian. No, but, like, we're always in a good way.

[Trisha Paytas]

In a good way. It's like, okay. I don't know.

[Darian]

No. Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Am I wrong on this?

[Darian]

Yeah, I think so. I mean, I get there are cases where people like, you know, are on breaks or whatever or separate and get back together, but this was like a

[Trisha Paytas]

full on to me. It's. It. I would view it as like a midlife crisis sort of thing where it was like, okay, you went out and did that,

[Moses]

but there's so much more that goes with it. What about how you actually. What you actually went through? Yeah, like, yeah, yeah, baby, and you went through. And you. The way you found out about it, the way the world is treated, like, there's so much that goes.

[Trisha Paytas]

I guess I just would, like, want you so bad with our family that I'd be like, okay, if I had to wait three years and you're back. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Let me know if it's a hot.

[Moses]

I personally think he definitely should just do nothing but be a dad.

[Trisha Paytas]

Just stay single for a minute.

[Moses]

Look, I actually, like, make up for all this time.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think it was awful. I feel like what the wife went through, like, postpartum was awful. I kind of liked them as a couple. I thought they were cute and, like, theory and I was like, if that's what he chose. Okay. But I also kind of like the idea of going back and being a family. I don't know, maybe that's just me being a child of divorce where I was like, I would have loved if my dad would have come back after 10. I still had that fantasy up until I was like 16 years old.

[Moses]

Right. But that's so the child would. But I don't think the mom would you. So I mean, like you're still seeing the relationship between them from the point of view of the child and not the parent.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I guess I can't even see it any other way. I even like without. I just. You can't see it any other way. I just be like, oh, I just want you to be around for me.

[Moses]

What if he does it again?

[Trisha Paytas]

Like it's just so then you get hurt again. Okay. Well, I mean, I mean it's always sad. A brainy breakup is.

[Moses]

And if you even if you did think of it of like something like a blip in time. But it was like what, three years?

[Darian]

Three years.

[Moses]

Three years.

[Trisha Paytas]

They've been together 15 years.

[Moses]

No, but for the mom, like in those three years, what she went through

[Darian]

to plus her baby was like a newly born. That's like.

[Trisha Paytas]

So remember him or something.

[Darian]

Well, I'm saying like to have like, I feel like for a new mommy. You tell me like from, from in like newborn to three years. Yeah, that's a bit like, that's a big job. Yeah. Right. So even though like as an adult, that doesn't feel like a long time. Like I see in the eye of your child, like looking through the eyes

[Trisha Paytas]

of your child, but the child probably saw him.

[Darian]

Well, yeah, Steve, I'm just saying like that takes so much like you imagine how much as like a single newly

[Moses]

single mom he wasn't there to help raise.

[Darian]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

I guess what I'm saying is like you don't Remember right before 5, so like he comes back in, the child's gonna to not remember any of this. Oh, my dad's always been there until

[Moses]

they get access to the Internet.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, okay, but that's with our family too.

[Darian]

Until they have access to the Internet,

[Moses]

it's not about the child, it's about the mom.

[Trisha Paytas]

But it is about the child, whether

[Moses]

the mom will take.

[Trisha Paytas]

They were always there for me.

[Moses]

Huh. Well, but look at Ned Fulmer and I mean they still co parent and do the best they can to be parents to the child.

[Darian]

But.

[Trisha Paytas]

But Ned Fulmer is like not Ethan Slater.

[Moses]

No, but I'm saying even she didn't take him back. Like they're not because that Fulmer is

[Trisha Paytas]

a troll is what I'm saying. Like Ethan Slater has some redeeming qualities and that Fulmer should be under a brid.

[Darian]

I don't know.

[Moses]

I think you think he has them because he's a celebrity, but I don't think.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, he's like, he seems like sweet and like she seems like. I think it's who likes net. Like Ariana liked Ethan, who's like, I need Ned in my life. You know what I mean? So we trust Ariana's judgment. No one wants Ned.

[Moses]

No, I don't. I don't trust Ariana judgment because she's doing it over and over again.

[Trisha Paytas]

I do, I trust her. She's sweet. She wouldn't.

[Moses]

She married him. I would.

[Trisha Paytas]

But no, no, I think there's. I met Ethan Slater. He seems nice. His aura was good, I think. I don't know, but maybe I'm wrong. So I don't know. I'm not gonna die on this hill.

[Darian]

I think it was different if it was like a, like a blip, like if it was like a labs in judgment, like a one time thing. But to leave. So like, if I was left for three years and then, oh, it didn't work out with her. So now you're coming back to me. I'd be like, okay, like, what am I, the backup plan? Like, I'm no one's backup plan. I am the plan.

[Trisha Paytas]

She was the initial plan. She was the first plan.

[Darian]

Yeah, too. But then it was like, oh, the grass is greener over here.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. But then you go and you're like, okay, it's not. Guess I'm a flip flopper that I might be that person. Be like when they didn't get married, they didn't have kids. You know, like some people go and have babies with people and then like, I'm coming back to you. You know what I mean?

[Moses]

Like, probably Ariana dumped him. So it's not like he's going back because he's like, no, we don't know.

[Trisha Paytas]

He's also busy. He's on Broadway, he's doing his thing and you just don't know.

[Moses]

Think she broke up.

[Trisha Paytas]

All of Twitter was like, aaron Tyler Johnson. This is it. Is that his name?

[Darian]

Yeah, Aaron. Yeah, yeah, Aaron. Aaron Taylor Johnson.

[Trisha Paytas]

Aaron Taylor Johnson. Yeah. Everyone's like, ariana, now's the time.

[Darian]

I love that you called it Ariana. Like what you pronounce like Rihanna.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, Ariana, Ariana, Ariana I love Ari. I love Ethan Slater. And I. I think, you know, I don't know. There's hope. I don't know I would want you in my life forever. I think you could, like, go away for five years. Even if you went missing for five years and you came back, like, you just be, like, wandering. Like, if you're wondering the world for five years and didn't tell me, then you come back, I'd be like, you're back. You know, Like, I'd be excited.

[Moses]

Five years, a long time. You might, in that time completely change. You might meet someone else. You might have. Completely different. It's a long time. Yeah. If he had an affair on the movie set and then, you know, came back to real life and realized he made a mistake.

[Trisha Paytas]

Fake.

[Moses]

Very different story.

[Darian]

Yeah, I agree.

[Moses]

They were together for three years until she kicked him out. And then he's like, oh, so now we don't know?

[Trisha Paytas]

That's Moses's assumption.

[Darian]

People is reporting that it was an amicable separation, which means she kicked him out and they were made friends, allegedly reported by People magazine.

[Trisha Paytas]

I. It's sad, but. Damn loves to cheer a breakup.

[Moses]

The sad moment was when he left his child.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, okay, again, like, his decision, whatever he could. Like, he didn't leave the child. He just said it wasn't about the child before. Now. It's not the child.

[Moses]

Yeah, it is. I'm saying it's sad. His return is not up to the child. That's what I'm saying.

[Trisha Paytas]

Right. Well, I'm just saying, if you were gone for five years, I would let you come back in, no questions asked. But all right. Come back. You know what I mean? We missed you. I need you. Been doing too much takeout. Without you, it's like, a lot. Well, she has her tour. We'll go see her this week and cheer her on.

[Darian]

That's what she has. She needs us.

[Trisha Paytas]

Because I feel like that's probably sad for her too. She's probably, like, you know, I feel bad for her. I feel like she gets just also kind of dogpiled on. I don't know. I have a little. A little sympathy, obviously. Like, I feel bad for the wife too, but I don't know if that's necessarily Ariana's fault. I think that's more Ethan, because you can only. What is the saying? You can only steal. If you steal my man, you can only steal a man that was never yours to begin with. You can only take a man. You can't take a man that was mine. No man is really yours, boy is mine, Ariana.

[Darian]

I can't wait to try him.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, what's that about? Ethan Sayer.

[Darian]

I think it was about her homewrecking allegations. She's like, y' all call me a home wrecker. Let me check this one out. Let me write this one out.

[Trisha Paytas]

She's had one before.

[Darian]

It's like, wake up with a girlfriend cause I'm bored.

[Trisha Paytas]

Little pattern

[Darian]

now.

[Moses]

The song is like, I hate that I made you fall in love with me or something.

[Darian]

Yeah. That one's to the Arianators, I fear. Hate that. Amaze. You love me.

[Trisha Paytas]

It might be to Ethan, though. She might be like, damn, I don't know how to get rid of him now.

[Darian]

People also reports that Ari's new music for the record is not inspired by Ethan, either the breakup or the relationship. But I'm like, okay, then what the hell was inspired by? I guess we'll find out.

[Trisha Paytas]

But, yeah, I know we're at the end, but to follow up to that old man from Stranger Things. What's his name?

[Darian]

David Harbour.

[Trisha Paytas]

David Harbour commented on Lily Allen's West End album for the first time.

[Darian]

Oh, he did?

[Trisha Paytas]

And he was like, okay, I respect it. Cause it's art. But I value privacy in my private life and I value other people's private life, so I won't comment further. But if that was her, that was not my perception of the incense. But I respect the art.

[Moses]

Larry, I mean, he definitely did. I mean, he said basically this is fiction. This is her art.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, he was trying to be like, that's not his value. We went to that CVS and got some jelly serum dildos. That was two of them. I don't know. I'm gonna see the cheating. I don't know. By all Real, probably.

[Darian]

Yeah, I would believe Lily Allen.

[Trisha Paytas]

I believe Lily over everything. All right.

[Darian]

Oh, what? My last follow up to our Tuesday episode after the the Colleen Ballinger documentary, speculation who was behind it. It was Joshua David Evans confirmed.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, okay. Is it out there?

[Darian]

He outed himself. He started commenting on all of Adam McIntyre's, like, videos and Instagram saying, like, yeah, confirming that it was him and that he's. Now he's mad at Adam for not doing it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Last night, Adam. Adam did DM me. Like, he wanted to know it was Josh. And then I saw the DMs and it was crazy. And then he threatened Adam at VidCon.

[Darian]

Yeah, he's like, see you at Vidcon, bro.

[Trisha Paytas]

Josh, you are too old to be doing all this. And the thing he wrote to, like, he, like, kind of trauma dumped a little when he was talking to Adam about, like, doing. Also, like, why are you doing this? It's so weird. He kind of trauma dumped a little. So it was like this weird thing. And then now he's like, for your own mental health, like, stay offline. Stay away from Adam. We should have told you 15 years ago when you were married. Okay? Stay away from Adam. The whole thing's messy. You're messy. I am with Adam. I'm with everyone on this. I'm actually, like I said, I'm. Adam's like, oh, my God. Make me sad with Colleen. Same, like, honestly, why? What are you doing? Like, Lee, leave her alone. Like, you are awful, too. No one wants to hear from you. You're the last person this POV needs to be told from. Oh, my God. I don't want to get. I just always remember, like, Josh clapping back at me. And I feel. I fear when someone is just, like, rock bottom, like, nothing to lose. I feel like they get a little scared.

[Moses]

But then he flipped after he did the.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, he's flipping. He flips a lot. He's like.

[Moses]

He's like, I love you and I have nothing.

[Trisha Paytas]

Maybe I should take it easy. But just.

[Moses]

He was gently all over the place.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, you're right. Gently. And I mean this. So actually so sincerely. Like, so sincerely. Like, I think I was being a little snippy there for a minute because I was getting a little triggered. But sincerely, from what I heard from Adam, from where he's at, the comments, all the stuff like that, it does sound like maybe this is not the place for you to make your return on this documentary.

[Moses]

On the Internet, if you come in to make a documentary, you can't come in with so much emotion.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Moses]

Because if you come in with so much emotion, it means it's not going to be what we want, which is something that's very objective, very just real. And it's just odd to me that if an ex is making a documentary about their ex, basically right away. No, because at the beginning, when Adam talked about. I thought it would be a production company at TV and Netflix and hbo.

[Trisha Paytas]

I saw he does have production companies that attach.

[Moses]

Sure, sure. But he's still her ex. This is an ex you're making about past relationship. A documentary.

[Trisha Paytas]

Odd and very odd.

[Moses]

And he was. He already said everything he had to say at swoop.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. And it's like, why are you threatening Adam? Like, the whole thing is. Is very. And I don't even say his name. Like, he just was like, this documentary. It's weird. I don't like it.

[Darian]

And then he comment though of Adam talking about the documentary, not naming anybody and then exposed like he confirmed that it was himself.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's why I was like, what he said. I was like, wait, I got a dm. I was kind of. I wasn't shocked by guess, like shocked because I was like, just not healthy for him either. Like, it's not healthy. Like I. There's so many people that I like, can't stand. You know what I mean? But it's like, okay, we talk about a little bit here on the podcast or whatever. Sure. But it's just like to make a whole documentary and you're devoting a lot of time. Time life. You have a, a wife and you have like personal things.

[Darian]

That's like of a full time obsessing.

[Trisha Paytas]

And it is, it is an obsession. It is, it is obsessing over. When you're making a documentary, you have to obsess over that person. When you write a book about someone, you have to obsess over that person to really like. So you're doing that over your ex wife, which, yeah, like, did some bad things. Oh my God. Sound like Vanessa. Yeah, I did some bad things. But like, so did you. And also, like, is this what you want? Like, just, just give yourself peace too. If you're going through stuff, which it sounds like you are, like, give yourself peace. Peace. And like, I don't know what. People just need to take some time. I don't know. I don't understand the big deal. Like, take some time to like, heal also. Yeah. Anything about exes, like, just. Right. I have a very like, hard rule to not unless it's in my memoir. But other than that, like, don't talk about, like, don't mention anyone's name.

[Darian]

Write a book.

[Trisha Paytas]

Write a book, period. Someone will give you something, at least a publishing deal. Even if it's no upfront. Like, you'll get a little publishing deal and that's fine. That's valid. Write about your life story.

[Darian]

Sure. And that's a chapter in your story.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's a chat as well. It might be his whole life.

[Moses]

Then if somebody picks it up. Somebody reads a book and picks it up and thinks this should become a documentary. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

But yeah, yeah. You trying to do this or spearhead something or whatever.

[Darian]

It's like also co. We are other like people like cornering them and bullying them into being in it. That's the weird part.

[Trisha Paytas]

So Scary.

[Moses]

Especially Adam.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Moses]

You can't revictimize the person.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, it's just for all the ballingers.

[Darian]

I literally commented that. I was like, why everyone whacking you?

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. I said that too. I'm like, are you okay? Because that's actually kind of scary. Like, I hope, like, you're okay. I know. He just.

[Darian]

Every time I keep getting these notifications, this person yelled at me, this person confronted. I'm like, who else? Who else come whack you?

[Trisha Paytas]

Just. Just. Everyone protect your peace in this situation. Okay? Everyone, just. Let's all take a breath. Everyone's doing okay, right? Right? Josh, you're remarried. Colleen is touring. Rachel, you're okay with your low views. Let's just. Let's just keep it moving, everybody. Let's keep it moving and just stay calm and not reaction. Anyways, I want everyone to just be at peace. It's too much for me. I'm not even that closely involved, but, like, little bit. And it's, like, too much. And I'm just like, this is a lot, and I can feel it. And it just. We all need to breathe. All right. I love that you threw that last one in there. Just like, last minute.

[Darian]

I forgot because you were like, oh, I know. We're wrapping up. And then I was like, wait, I forgot. I have one more.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, everyone stay safe.

[Darian]

Everyone feels fine.

[Trisha Paytas]

And just, you know, sometimes log off. Sometimes we just have to log off. Whenever I think about leaving a comment, I'm just like, let me just log off for the night.

[Darian]

That is wild.

[Trisha Paytas]

And that's it. But write a book, start a podcast, do whatever you need to do. But maybe this documentary. Not a great idea you. Love you guys so much. We'll see you in Vegas this weekend. And we'll be back next week for a recap where I think Tana might be joining us next Hot Topic. So here we go. Okay, bye, guys. Have a great weekend.