Trisha’s AWKWARD Run-In With A Former Enemy + Blake Lively’s Met Gala Drama | Just Trish Ep. 274

Summary

Just Trish Podcast — Episode Summary

Episode: May 07, 2026

Host: Trisha Paytas
Co-hosts: Oscar Gracey, Moses
Main Theme: A hilarious, unfiltered tour through internet drama, celebrity gossip, birthday celebrations, Met Gala fashion police, influencer run-ins, and behind-the-scenes thoughts on influencer culture.

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Trisha celebrates her birthday week and Mother’s Day, sharing joyful family moments, gifts, and reflections on aging and happiness. Alongside Oscar and Moses, she dives into viral pop culture topics—from analyzing Met Gala looks (and AI fashion fakes) to dissecting influencer drama, debating internet personalities (Shane, Rylan, JoJo Siwa, James Charles), and pondering the mechanics of reality TV scandals. Trisha’s trademark honest, chaotic, and self-deprecating humor gives listeners a raw, conversational recap of the week’s wildest headlines.

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Highlights & Key Discussion Points

1. Birthday & Mother’s Day Joy (00:54–10:00)

• Trisha’s Birthday Week: Overflowing with excitement about personal milestones and family traditions, notably elaborate photo shoots with giant cakes and flowers.
• “This is my favorite week of the year. My birthday. It's my birthday and Mother's Day, which feels just so wonderful.” — Trisha (01:00)
• Heartfelt family exchanges, gifts curated by her children, and playful parenting anecdotes underscore themes of gratitude and simple joys.
• Discussion about different Mother's Day observances in Mexico vs. the U.S. (07:26—08:09)

2. Musings on Aging & Gifts

• Trisha reflects on the freedom of growing older: “Every year, you just care less and less, and only care about things that matter.” (03:11)
• Appreciation of thoughtful, handmade gifts over expensive ones, featuring a sweet story about a present from Tana. (09:13–09:49)

3. Free Birthday Perks & Social Anxiety (11:12–14:16)

• Lighthearted debate about collecting every possible free birthday treat around town, with Trisha noting: “I have severe social anxiety and asking anything for free... especially because, like, the influencer of all... (people think) these influencers think they can just get anything for free.” (13:47)

4. Met Gala Deep Dive & AI Fashion Hoaxes (15:39–30:34)

• Oscar shares the behind-the-scenes of covering the Met Gala as an entertainment journalist, noting the relentless pace and iPhone dominance in press coverage. (17:52–18:36)
• The hosts dissect viral fashion moments and fall for some AI-generated/Photoshopped images, critiquing the confusion it causes:
  • “AI is the worst... I don’t even know who showed up anymore!” — Trisha (26:21)
• Favorite Met Gala Looks: Anaki, Emma Chamberlain, Eileen Gu (the “bubble dress”) are standouts. (20:41–21:04)
• Harshest “fashion police” takedowns focus on Lauren Sanchez Bezos: “You can't buy taste... you could wear literally anything you want, and you buy your way into the Met Gala... the least you can do is gag us!” — Oscar (27:33)

5. Internet Influencer Run-ins & Dynamics (37:38–47:16)

• Ryland Adams Sighting: Trisha’s anxiety and humorous account of running into ex-friends/influencers in public, specifically the “Sip” podcast crew filming a food video.
• “That was definitely, like, five people. It looked like literally Kardashians were filming.” — Trisha (41:56)
• Playful banter about whether influencers should acknowledge each other (“I am so sorry. I apologize for calling you a snake... but I am just a nice person and I have no ill will.” — Trisha, 48:43)

6. Celebrity Gossip: The Are-They-Just-People? Segment (64:18–67:47)

• Musings about how even the super-rich and famous (like the Kardashians) are just “regular people” at the end of the day, and oddities of celebrity relationships.
• Debates over whether figures like David Harbour or Hasan Piker are “hot,” sampling perspectives from the gay community: “I thought he was like, Hasan’s Daddy Bear. … David Harbour, try it for your gay fans!” — Trisha & Oscar (66:14–69:02)

7. Reality TV & Social Media Redemption Arcs (78:23–83:35)

• Deep dive into Taylor Frankie Paul’s possible comeback and analysis of her recent legal controversies, reality show cancellations, and the potential for media “redemption arcs.”
• “They should air it. They have it, it's ready to go.” — Trisha (81:57)
• Moses breaks down legal nuances: “ABC never said canceled… they kept saying the language was postponed. And as you know now from, you know, legal… that one word makes a big difference.” (82:46)

8. James Charles Job Posting, Gen Z Drag, and Impersonations (98:01–102:58)

• The trio lampoons James Charles’ viral job posting and his irate response to “applicants” missing instructions: “Who's wanting to work for James Charles, that's what I wanna know.” —Trisha (100:49)
• Oscar’s hilarious James Charles and Shane Dawson impressions wow the crew: “You do Shane and James perfectly... you should play them in the memoir.” — Moses (101:41)
• The group discusses influencer “spam accounts” and social media strategies.

9. Miscellaneous Viral Topics & Trends (112:20–115:55)

• Jokes about a viral Hantavirus scare on a mythical “JoJo Siwa cruise,” pandemic TikTok memories, banana bread phases, and quarantine fads.
• “Our kids will learn about the pandemic in history books: ‘a virus came, locked in our houses,’ ... but everyone’s just chilling on TikTok.” — Trisha (117:43)

10. Closing Musings on Home, Legacy & Future (104:37–111:43)

• Desire for “brick and mortar” business ventures, reflections on home ownership, and the oddity of celebrity home tours or posthumous fame.
• Plug for Moses’ cooking channel and a tease for a major upcoming “biggest announcement ever.” (120:00)

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Notable Quotes

• “Every year, you just care less and less and only care about things that matter.”
  — Trisha (03:11)
• “You can’t buy taste, and that’s kinda the problem.”
  — Oscar (27:35)
• “AI is the worst… I don’t know who showed up anymore.”
  — Trisha (26:21)
• “I am so sorry. That is funny to everyone that's in my book! I'm just kidding. It's not that bad. Honestly, I feel like my book is actually not that bad.”
  — Trisha (49:15)
• “You know, just May is great. Like flowers that bloom, so should you. And you should let those flowers bloom by watering them and getting the proper nutrients and sleep. Flowers need lots of sleep, and that's how they get beautiful rose buds.”
  — Trisha (119:37)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:54–10:00: Full birthday/Mother’s Day celebration, gift openings, cake story, reflections
• 11:12–14:16: Free birthday stuff, influencer social anxiety
• 15:39–30:34: Met Gala debrief (favorite/worst looks, AI fakes, media coverage)
• 37:38–47:16: Influencer encounters in LA/eating podcasts
• 64:18–67:47: Celebrities are "regular people," gay thirst discourse, Kardashians, David Harbour
• 78:23–83:35: Taylor Frankie Paul, reality TV redemption arcs, cancelled/postponed shows
• 98:01–102:58: James Charles job debacle, Gen Z, impersonations
• 112:20–115:55: Hantavirus cruise joke, pandemic TikTok nostalgia
• 104:37–111:43: Homeownership, "brick and mortar" dreams, celebrity legacy, plugs

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Tone & Style

True to the “Just Trish” brand:

• Hilariously unfiltered, self-aware, emotionally open
• Alternates between heartfelt family intimacy and spicy, irreverent pop culture critique
• Banter is spontaneous, fast-paced, with side tangents embraced as part of the fun
• Emphasis on honesty, sometimes to the point of gleeful oversharing

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Takeaways

This episode’s core is Trisha’s frank celebration of family, self-acceptance, and her unique place in influencer culture. Listeners are treated to an immersive, witty, and whirlwind recap of online drama and “real life” moments, punctuated with sharp pop culture analysis, playful confessionals, and a promise of even bigger news next week.

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Next Week Tease:
“I have a really, my big, big, big, big announcement... it's the biggest that's ever happened to me.” — Trisha (120:08)

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Transcript

[Trisha Paytas]

I am just a nice person and I have no ill will. I apologize for calling you a snake. I probably shouldn't have done that. That was probably. That was probably awful. Well, you guys created the disrespectful environment online. Like, what do you mean? You're just up and down with us. You're doing it right before Christmas Eve. You're doing all this stuff, like, you're toying with us.

[Oscar]

So, like. And you did at our birthday dinner.

[Trisha Paytas]

And you did at our birthday dinner. Like, what do you mean? I just. Her name is Trish. She's got the dis. Welcome to the Just Trish podcast. What a lovely day it is in May, huh?

[Oscar]

Wow.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my. Wait, what did you say?

[Moses]

So empty over here.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wow. Yeah. Oh, my God. It just matches our photo shoot we just did. This is my favorite week of the year. My birthday. It's my birthday and Mother's Day, which feels just so wonderful. We already celebrated this morning by doing what mommy loves best, photo shoots. And it was, you know what? My girls, I think, know, make me know that it makes me so happy. They really put so much just excitement and energy into it, and it makes me happy. We had a really giant, tall, pink cake that was like 6 foot tall and like 8ft wide. It came on this, like 27 foot truck, and that was really funny. Shout out, drip dome. And the kids were like, climbing on there and they really just give their all. And then once the yellow sunflowers came for the Mother's Day a photo shoot, they really were like, all right, let's lock in. And they just had so much fun, but they. They crush it. They're like, so good at it. But I think they just know it brings me so much joy because I get so much happiness. I love photo shoots. Moses, you crushed it too. I love seeing it with the daisy flowers. He was wearing those Fast Nova shirts that I got, which I was so excited. I was like, I didn't think you would like those because I know you have your own, like, style shirts. And the fact that you wore the one with the daisies made me so happy. And you just crushed. You did. Yeah.

[Moses]

Because I did not have any yellow shirts.

[Trisha Paytas]

So the family was familying to their full extent. Little Aqu man was in there.

[Moses]

It was cute. We had matching shirts. And the minute we walked, everyone was like, oh, my God. There's something cute about it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, well, it's a baby. All babies are so cute. Should I open these now? This is so exciting.

[Moses]

Yesterday. It's great. I mean, you know, Malibu wanted to go to Target, and.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, really?

[Moses]

I get you some stuff.

[Trisha Paytas]

I haven't been to Target in so long. Oh, my gosh.

[Moses]

Maybe the big one first.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. You have an order. This was tanning yesterday on that Loveline shake. There's an order to the presents. And I was like, oh, my gosh. Okay.

[Moses]

This is just. This is just Mother's Day. There's birthday gifts.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, I did. Oops, sorry. I did say I didn't need or want anything, and I really mean that. I really mean. Photo shoots mean everything to me. I love doing them so much. They're my favorite thing. Plus, a really exciting announcement is happening, too, on Friday. Well, really Monday. You'll see. But there's a lot happening this weekend. And, like, the biggest thing isn't even my birthday or Mother's Day or Euphoria, really. There's even something bigger. The biggest it can get. My wildest dream has come true, and you guys will hear about it very soon. The biggest, biggest, biggest thing in the whole world. And I'm so excited for that. So there's just, like, a lot of excitement, and I'm actually just, like, trying to keep my cool about it all. On top of being 38, which I love being 38, I love. I love getting older. Everyone's like, how does it feel getting older? It feels great, because you just don't care. Every year, you just care less and less and only care about things that matter. Honestly, it's just like, whatever happens, happens. That's life, right? You figure it out or you don't, and you keep it moving. And there's some beauty in that also, you know, just being alive. Honestly, love that. Like, you really think about that, right? It's just like, damn, we really made it to 38. And that's. That's great gift into itself. All right, here we go. Wow. Already? Oh, is this from Target?

[Moses]

Yeah, it's a card. This card we picked a couple of weeks ago.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my gosh. Okay.

[Moses]

Because when we saw the size of it, I was just like, oh, my

[Trisha Paytas]

gosh, it made me cry. Candles. Final gift to me yesterday. You guys will see on that loveline, like, made me sob. I was, like, bawling my eyes out. I like. And yesterday was a tough day because my back hurt. My back still hurts, by the way I throw it on my back. I can't move it. It was, like, a tough day for me, and it was just, like, made me sob. And this is gonna make me sob, too. Oh, my gosh, Mom. I'M gonna cry already. Oh my gosh. Okay. Thank you, America. So magical. Malibu office. Aquaman. Aw. And dad. Oh my God. So cute. I never thought I'd be a mom either. Oh my God. So exciting.

[Moses]

It's actually before we even knew the flowers. Theme. Theme. I just knew about the cake. I didn't know about the flowers.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, we were doing a full. Oh, their little macaroons are on their way too. I don't know. Okay. Yes. I. They were like, we want real cake. Cuz the cake was made out of asbestos. What was on the cake? Asbestos.

[Oscar]

Crazy.

[Moses]

What was that?

[Trisha Paytas]

It was something. Cuz they're like, don't eat it.

[Moses]

No, it's just wood and it's like putty. It's like, you know, makes play. D'oh.

[Trisha Paytas]

But it dries with s. Spackle.

[Moses]

Yeah, like spackle or.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, just like. Like they're like, we want to eat the cake. And I was like, oh, we'll get real cake. So the real cake's on the way. And I was like, okay. Not asbestos.

[Moses]

So she immediately, she was like, no, this is for mommy.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, she knows. She knows. We go to that club and we do a pickleball. Pickleball is my thing. I'm telling you.

[Moses]

She wanted to like one for me and one for mommy.

[Oscar]

How sweet.

[Trisha Paytas]

She might think it's ping pong because I showed her the ping pong video from New York because she like plays it on her little phone. She has a little phone now which is not a real phone. Well, it's kind of real fun. She's selfies and there's a little ping pong game on there and she like remembered it from New York. We went to the ice cream museum and I was showing her that and we were playing ping pong. She might think it's ping pong, but she might love. You might love pickleball. Pickleball I'm so good at. I feel like I'm like pickleball. We gotta play. We need to do a patreon. Yes. Also me just thinking everything's a patreon. We can do it for fun too. We also just go and have fun. It's so much fun. I'm a pickleball queen. I feel like that's why my arms and shoulders are looking so sick. Oh my God. And it's a Barbie pickle ball.

[Moses]

I know. It was perfect.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm cuz summer's like slows down a little bit for us and I really just want to go to like the club for like a week. And just, like, play pickle ball there for, like, a full week straight. It'd be so much fun. That's, like, my dream. Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited. And it's pink pickle ball. Wow. I love that she picked it out.

[Moses]

I love that gift.

[Trisha Paytas]

She's good at ping pong, too. Jimmy Rem send you the clip of me and her playing ping pong at the ice cream museum. It's a pink. It was like a pink ping pong thing. And it was. She was so good at it. All right. Wow. Thank you, Malibu. And kids appreciate it. And what's this type of this? This is so cute, too. Yeah, we had the floors. I guess it's a very Mother's Day theme is to have flowers, I guess. This is so cute. The Hungry Caterpillar. I heart Mom. Chicka chicka love Mom.

[Moses]

I love her. She was like, should not put that one down.

[Trisha Paytas]

This one. The chicken. Chicken Boom boom. I used to love this one as a kid. Oh, my God.

[Moses]

I didn't know this one.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, they, like, just changed the names. The Hungry Caterpillar, too. I used to love this one because, like, the worm eats its way through. Or I guess caterpillar eats its way through all the food, which is, like, everything. My mom is the best. Oh, it's blue. Oh, my God. We love Bluey. Oh, my God. Can't wait to go to Disneyland to see Bluey Land soon. And you're my little mama bear. She picked him out.

[Moses]

Yeah. And we were thinking about, you know, that's for Elvis. Malibu Bluey's for Elvis. This one is Aquaman.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yep. Oh, my God. I love that there's a little theme and then the chicken. Chicka boom for. Yay. That's so cute. Oh, my God. The best day ever. Thank you. Oh, my God. I did not need anything. There's just so much happening this weekend. I think with my dad's 70th, I forgot it's Mother's Day, too. I gotta see my mom on Mother's Day. I gotta see. There's a lot happening. Wow. Well, go tell your moms that you love them today. It's on May 10th is Mother's Day here. But there's also Mexican Mother's day that is May 10th every year. So, like, in here in the U.S. mother's Day is, like, always, like, the second Sunday or something of the month. And I guess in Mexico, May 10, it's always mother's Day, no matter if it's in the middle of the week or whatever. But it happens to fall on May 10th. Everything's May 10th, so say happy Mother's Day to your mom.

[Oscar]

If you don't have a mom, that's okay, too.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Oscar]

Your biological moms, your drag moms, your chosen moms, your mothers, Internet moms.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, Mothers. Yes. Everyone's a mom. And, you know, just. Yeah. Pet moms. You. If you're taking care of something or you've at least taken care of something at least once in your life, you know. You know. Yeah. You're mothering and, you know, work and. Happy. Happy Mother's Day. It's. It's a good day. It's a great day, actually. We love it. And this was so nice. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. It was very, very sweet and wonderful and. Are you doing anything for Mother's Day?

[Oscar]

Yeah, I'll be doing brunch with my mom. And then we both. Darian and I have to deliver your present on Friday.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God.

[Oscar]

I know. We have nothing going on it off for you. It's a one of a kind thing.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God.

[Oscar]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Stop. I really don't expect anything ever. But I really do appreciate it. I mean, so much coming from people. I love it. Obviously, you and Moses and Tana, you guys, like, my core. I really. Yeah, I really. I thought about, like, literally, because remember

[Oscar]

when Tana texted me and I had to ask you if this was a real. Or a catfish?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, yes.

[Oscar]

She was texting me questions to ask Moses about your birthday.

[Trisha Paytas]

So what. What is. I kind of put that together yesterday because she was like. I wanted to make sure. Yeah. She got me crazy. She got me like a Gucci. A blood Dang. But then she was like, really heartfelt, like a book of. Just like. It was like, prompts of the reasons why she loves me. And it was just like, all handwritten by her.

[Oscar]

Was like, so sweet. Remember that when Brooke went on there and said, like, oh, how come she only got you a Shutterstock book?

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, Drama. I forgot about. First of all, that's the coolest thing ever. And there's a Shutterstock. She. That's. I forgot about that completely. But she puts so much thought. Because here's the thing, right. Is like, of course I get myself like a Balenciaga Gucci. I don't anymore. So, like, what's very special to get? But, like, I don't know. Yeah. When someone, like, hand writes something for you or just putting thought into stuff is just like. I don't know. It just means so much more Another thing about getting older just means so much more. I love a little gift, I love gifts. But when someone puts any thought into the gifts, I'm just very appreciative. I love it. I love thoughtful gifts and I don't have many people in my life. And that's why this year for my birthday too, I was really just like, there's so much going on. I was like, honestly, I'm just good to chill. So we'll be here. We have a lot of family coming for my dad's birthday so we're like receiving a lot of people on Friday which is great. But we'll be here. We'll be here all day. Maybe we'll go out to eat. Maybe we'll go see what Domino's today. I was like, oh God, I got so hungry. The photo shoots were taking over today. I didn't have time to eat and I was like, oh, Domino's kind of sounds fun. There's lots of stuff happening. Oh, are you okay?

[Moses]

Well, I'm trying to coordinate the cupcakes to the kids.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, they came, the cupcakes and the macarons. I ordered them so many goodies cuz they really wanted that. The cake was so enticing. It was like a six foot cake and they're like I want to eat this cake. And I was like, don't worry, we're going to get cake after. Gonna be a whole cake weekend. Honestly, it's gonna be non stop cake. A cake a thon if you will. No, I'm very excited. I love, I love a birthday. I just love a birthday too because like it's even if you like don't celebrate or don't do anything, I just, it's just like your day, you know.

[Oscar]

And it's fun to like go to every little store that gives you a free little something on your birthday. I always, I've never done it but I always did tiktoks of like the guide of what to get for free on your birthday and it seems like a good activity.

[Trisha Paytas]

Does that be on your actual birthday?

[Oscar]

I feel like you can just lie because I'm like, I don't think anyone chats.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm so we should go do that for Patreon, see how many free things we can get. But it's like what they might know be like Your birthday's my 8th famousbirthdays.com right? They look it up and like wait,

[Oscar]

that's actually so fun, right?

[Trisha Paytas]

I'd be like, let's go get a free. That Sounds fun. And you just get free. I think it was. Is it raising canes? I think it's giving away a free chicken box on Mother's Day. And I think anyone can get it. I think it was like, buy one, get one free. Not sponsored. But I think it was something like that. And I was like, that's pretty good. Shout out to all the places doing stuff for moms out there. I guess you could just lie about that, too. Honestly, be like, I'm a mom. You know what I mean? What do you mean? Maybe it's for everyone. Maybe they didn't eliminate, like. I don't think they were specified moms. I think it was just like a Mother's Day promotion or something.

[Oscar]

Wow. There's actually a lot of free stuff.

[Trisha Paytas]

What can you get?

[Oscar]

You can get a free Slurpee at 7:11 for your birthday. A free large popcorn at AMC at Applebee's, a free dessert Arby's with any sandwich, receive a free order of small curly fries and a small shake. Wow, that's actually everything.

[Trisha Paytas]

Ooh, a Jamal.

[Oscar]

Auntie Ann's. You can get a free soft pretzel. Baskin Robbins. Free ice cream.

[Trisha Paytas]

What does that mean?

[Oscar]

You get a free 2 1/2 ounce ice cream spoon. That's a pretty good size Benihana. $50 free, complimentary birthday gift. Wow. What if you're registered at the chef's table?

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, who's not like that? You should be VIP Benihana. Oh, my gosh.

[Moses]

Wow.

[Oscar]

There's so much.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my gosh.

[Oscar]

Chili's, you get free dessert. Cinnabon, you get a free cold brew. The Cracker Barrel, you get a free dessert and a birthday.

[Trisha Paytas]

My God.

[Oscar]

Crumble cookies. You get a free cookie.

[Trisha Paytas]

Any cookie.

[Oscar]

You want a $5 cookie. Oh, what are different prices if there's, like, one? I think. Remember, the pies are more. Or like, you know, the really thick ones, the cakey ones.

[Trisha Paytas]

So I said none of that for you.

[Oscar]

No. Wow, that actually sounds so fun.

[Trisha Paytas]

That is. It's a lot of sweets. And also, like, then we have to, like, film, though. It's like we're just, like, filming in public. I can have something for free. Like, I don't know. I mean, it does sound fun, but also sounds a little scary.

[Oscar]

But, hey, it's my birthday.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, that sounds okay. And I know, right? That sounds. Oh, my God. I feel like it, like, shouldn't be embarrassing, but I feel like I'd be embarrassed, you know? Yeah. Let me just buy my own. Oh, my God. Okay. That's okay, maybe not. I just order a Domino's. I don't know. But I do love all those deals, honestly. Those are good deals. And honestly, you should, if you're someone who's just not scared of public interaction.

[Oscar]

Social anxiety.

[Trisha Paytas]

That part. Yeah, that part for sure. I have severe social anxiety and asking anything for free. Especially because, like, you know, the influencer of all. They're like, these influencers think they can just get anything for free. Anyway, so this week is wonderful. Shout out to all my Tauruses out there. Love you. We didn't celebrate Cinco de Mayo last episode. We should have done that. Happy Cinco de Mayo. Happy late. Mine's Ocho de Cinco. That's my birthday. No Ocho de Mayo.

[Oscar]

Now you'd be like, yep, totally. My ADD is also so bad today, so I always have to do, like, a blanket apology in advance because it's a little wild.

[Trisha Paytas]

Mine, too.

[Oscar]

I think just you're undiagnosed. I'll say it. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think you give me it. I think if you have it, you can diagnose me. Yeah. I think whoever has it can tell me. I think so. I did was talking about Tama the other day, too. I was like, I think I need to go get a diagnosis because I would love to be, like, not love to be. But I think, like, then I can say confidently that I also do have it, because I do think I. Yeah, I think I have a little bit of it.

[Oscar]

I would not be surprised.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I think it gets. It sounds like it's worse. I was, like, talking through. Because I think when I do not love line, I'm so focused because it's like, the conversation go anywhere. But with you, I'm more relaxed because you drive the conversation. So I was just like. So I feel like I'm a little more. I could. I think about other things because I'm like, oh, I don't have to.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

But I need to do my note cards. Yeah. But when we're both off, that's trouble. Then it's like, then I have to. Maybe you need to focus in more. Right. Which is kind of good that Moses. Because sometimes I'm like. I had to focus more on what Moses said because he says sneaky things, and I'm like, okay, I need to focus more. So I think it's. Yeah, but that's a compliment. I think if you. If your ADHD gets a little looser around someone, that means you trust them and you feel safe because you're just like, I can just My brain can wander.

[Oscar]

Yes, ttt, I agree with that.

[Trisha Paytas]

We wander everywhere today, but we're not wandering here. It's hot topics today. And there's so many.

[Oscar]

Met Gala.

[Trisha Paytas]

How are you feeling after your Met Gala extravaganza?

[Oscar]

That's why it feels like so long ago, but also not at the same time. It was kind of weird. It was a long day. It was a really long day because we filmed early. Super early. And then I went here straight to E.T. oh, my God. Gag. The craziest part was when I was sending Jimmy the cards. I had to send them from, like, my office in Studio City, and he saw that, like, in Uber, that it was coming from, like, my office. And then it was at the same time that Trish Crave posted. Trisha Paytas arrives at the Met Gala Stop. And he goes, oh, my God, Trisha's at the Met Gala. And I was like, what? He's like, you're sending it from your work? And Trish Crave just posted this is it AI. And I was like, what?

[Trisha Paytas]

What was it? Was it AI?

[Oscar]

I think it was. I thought it was her Bridgerton.

[Moses]

It was your Bridgerton cosplay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, so maybe it was Photoshop.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. Not AI. AI is the worst. Okay. It was a cute little edit. I did see. It didn't look like. I did look like part of it. Yeah, I know. Oh, Jimmy. Darian. Oh, my God. Okay.

[Oscar]

No, Jimmy was like, did you guys film yesterday? She really. In New York for the Met.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God. They duped him. Was Oscar Craver. Trish Crave. Trish Crave duped. Wow. Dang. You got Jimmy even who is an editor.

[Oscar]

I know. And I was like, I. I figured Jimmy would know because you say a lot of stuff like.

[Trisha Paytas]

And then.

[Oscar]

Oh, wait, Jimmy cut that out. And Jimmy's like, kind of the first to know everything because.

[Trisha Paytas]

Right.

[Oscar]

You talk about it, but yeah, Jimmy. Jimmy was fooled.

[Moses]

The image was good at first look when you just glance at it. Yeah, it was a good Photoshop.

[Oscar]

Yeah. And it had a little grain to it, too, to kind of COVID up if any, like, edits or whatever. So it all blended in. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

You think Aiden did it or you think someone sent it to him?

[Oscar]

I feel like Aiden probably did it. He's really crafty like that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Very impressive. His stuff gets a lot of views too. Oh, my gosh. I know. It was.

[Oscar]

The Craves are better at social media for us than we are for ourselves, which is so funny.

[Trisha Paytas]

A thousand percent. I know. Oscar Crave issued the apology to Being like, I thought, guys, I really thought.

[Oscar]

You really did.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know, but you know, we. We tried. Was that Monday? Oh, yeah, that was Monday. And so you went and then you're just like, seated.

[Oscar]

Yeah, I was seated. I couldn't even get up. Like, it was just relentless because there was just non stop people. We were at. ET was at every hotel that the Met attendees stay at. So it was like we're at every hotel, so we have to post all the hotel stuff. And then they're also at the carpet. Like three people on the carpet sending videos. So we have to like just post everything, just live.

[Trisha Paytas]

Are they doing it on iPhones?

[Oscar]

IPhones? Miley Cyrus. Yeah, all iPhone. And it's like, what? I mean, we have a crew there too, but crazy. The iPhone stuff. Gaggett looks better. Like if Michaela. If we're filming Michaela with an iPhone at the hand of Montana premiere, she

[Trisha Paytas]

would have looked great. Yeah, that is true. Because the color coloring, all that stuff does a little diabolical.

[Oscar]

And it's like the. The crew footage comes via like a live stream. And like the service in the Met is terrible, so it goes in and out a lot. So we had to like all do iPhones. So they're in New York and they upload the footage like a folder and then we like post it. And it's easy. But it was just so much that, like, I remember I finally was able to like go to the bathroom at like, like 7:30.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh.

[Oscar]

So I know we started at 1.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wait, what do you mean? Finally got to go.

[Oscar]

Busy.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

Like, I didn't have like a chance to like, get up.

[Trisha Paytas]

But what if you really had to pee?

[Oscar]

If it was like I was gonna like pee my pants, then yeah, I would have.

[Trisha Paytas]

But I was like, they're not like.

[Oscar]

No, it's not like Amazon where like, you know, in a bottle. Yeah. And it's all like, easy stuff. But there's just so much. I think we posted like 200 videos, so it was like.

[Trisha Paytas]

How many did you edit personally?

[Oscar]

Probably over a hundred.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wow.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Your Super Bowl.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's crazy. What was your favorite?

[Oscar]

My favorite outfit.

[Trisha Paytas]

Tick Tock that you edited.

[Moses]

Oh.

[Oscar]

They're all like, really simple. That's why, like, the actual editing was easy. Like it was anything, like, crazy, I guess.

[Trisha Paytas]

Outfits.

[Oscar]

My favorite was at the very end. I had my last, like, little bit of juice was Anaki. I. I posted a video of Anaki at the end and I really, like, gave it a little put my pulled.

[Trisha Paytas]

What did you do?

[Oscar]

I like There was only a couple video clips of her too, like on Getty. So I had to really, like, punched in. I zoomed in 500 because I'm like,

[Trisha Paytas]

I need to get the tears so good.

[Oscar]

So I like, focused on the tears and then just did a montage of her. It's like really dramatic, like orchestra music. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

To give her a real.

[Oscar]

And I put a little glow. I put a little sparkle filter onto it. And I was like, wow, this is kind of giving.

[Trisha Paytas]

She was my best dress, actually. That was my favorite. That's so crazy. That's so wild. You said that was your favorite Chicago. Because that was like, my favorite dress.

[Oscar]

Yeah, that was my favorite one to edit because I got to put a little something into it. And she looks so good. So I was inspired. The second I saw her face, I

[Trisha Paytas]

was like, oh, she's gorge.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Love her.

[Oscar]

My favorite look through my top three would be number one. I think I'm a Chamberlain. Yeah. I love them.

[Trisha Paytas]

Very beautiful.

[Oscar]

A knock and then Eileen goo. I really love too. She is.

[Trisha Paytas]

What was she wearing?

[Oscar]

She was the one that had the bubble dress and then the bubbles were, like, flying around.

[Trisha Paytas]

Everyone loved that bubble. Was the bubbles too. Everyone loved the bubbles, huh?

[Oscar]

It was very Glinda coated.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. I think if we do too many bubbles in our real life, that I'm sick of the bubbles. Oh, there's just bubbles inside down here. There's open the bubbles. And I'm like, okay, we have enough bubbles. Aquaman's birthday is bubbles. My dad 70th is having bubbles. I'm like, okay, I'm done with the bubbles. But I guess, yes, for the people who are not engulfed in bubbles every day. It was cute. It was a cute look. I like the bubbles blowing around her. A little set design.

[Oscar]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

She looked really good, honestly. Yeah.

[Moses]

Chase Infinity. That's her name.

[Oscar]

Yes. I love her.

[Moses]

She pretty much wore your rainbow Birkin.

[Trisha Paytas]

I feel Moses's interpretation.

[Moses]

It was a rainbow Birkin.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. That was the inspo. What was the actual inspo? Do we know? For that it has to be okay.

[Moses]

The colors, everything is exactly.

[Trisha Paytas]

I guess I would have really missed this year's theme. I mean, she does look beautiful as my rainbow Birkin. I think I would have really missed this year's theme because I thought when it first was announced, it's like, like it was like recreating costume. Wasn't it like costume something? When it was first announced, I swear there was costume in the theme.

[Oscar]

I don't think so. I think it was just artist Fashion

[Trisha Paytas]

or fashion is art from the beginning, I think. So we're gonna double check it because I really do feel like costume was in there because I remember thinking like, oh, that's so me. It's like recreating beginning.

[Moses]

There was something about cosplay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Definitely, definitely costume.

[Moses]

Right. But we talked about how it fitting for you, right?

[Trisha Paytas]

Because I was like, oh, this is meant for me. It's like costumes from film or something like. That was like one of the.

[Oscar]

I see where the mix up was. The actual exhibit is called, quote, costume Art. That's the exhibition inside. Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, that's what I thought. And I was like, they always do that. They always switch. Because, like it was like Sleeping Beauty, but then everyone came as something else.

[Oscar]

And I was just like, the actual exhibition, it's like they are almost like sisters, I guess. Like they're related, but it's not the exact same. Like the exhibition versus the theme.

[Trisha Paytas]

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[Oscar]

She was a melting clock.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Oh, right. Am I, like, am I getting tricked by AI Because I don't know.

[Oscar]

Maybe with the bob and everything.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know.

[Moses]

Almost looks like she was wearing a silky.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, no.

[Oscar]

I thought she was giving a little cultural appropriation tease.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh.

[Oscar]

But I didn't really look into her.

[Trisha Paytas]

Was it kimono?

[Oscar]

It kind of was giving that with the blunt bob.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, I did see that one. So now I'm like, wait, did I see AI?

[Moses]

But

[Oscar]

Kylie.

[Moses]

Kylie had. And it's kind of like a sculpture with a dress kind of down. So that looked almost like that.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, this one was actual multi clocks. But, Jimmy, you'll be editor of the year if you can find the outfit I saw. But now you're right. Now that you're saying that I remember the sequin kimono fabric. No, it was actual, like, clocks melting. Oh, my gosh.

[Moses]

From a different ear because I see things come up all the time.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, I think it was. I think it might have been AI. The stupid AI gets me every time. I know you guys are right because I saw that. Her too, with the kimono looking thing.

[Oscar]

Yeah. Dang.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. I don't know I'm gonna find it.

[Oscar]

Yeah. I was like, I didn't really look at the print, so I'm like, maybe. But now that I'm looking at the print, there's no clock.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, because it wasn't. It's like, it was like a dressing clock.

[Oscar]

Okay. I mean, it's giving AI the E block.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God. Was Meghan Trainor's real?

[Oscar]

That was AI Mama. Meghan Trainor wasn't even there

[Trisha Paytas]

because it was so literal. I had, like, the starry night. Oh, my God. See, that's what I'm saying. Oh, my God. Like, I hate AI now. Like, what do you mean? Because I. Even when I saw her there, I was like, well, good for her with all this hate train going from Megan Trainer. She's like, there. You know. I was like, that's good. And she was giving literal art. And I was like, all right. I love that. Damn. I don't even know what's real now anymore. Like, I don't actually even know what's real. That's like, what's so annoying?

[Oscar]

That is sending me.

[Trisha Paytas]

All right, well, I don't. I don't know anyone. I don't know who showed up anywhere. Worst dress. We're fashion police.

[Oscar]

Oh. Worst dress, easily. Lauren Sanchez Bezos. Like, I understand.

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

Because then some people. People love to comment in here. Oh, but it's a reference to Madame X, the painting. I'm like, I don't care. I'm not gagging. I. This could be boy wearing a blue shirt, and I could show up to the mat and, like, no, you guys. But I'm referencing a painting. I don't care. Like, I still. Like, I'm not gagging. Like, I'm not eating it up. So if you are, you have access to literally every resource in the world, every fashion house. You could wear literally anything you want, and you buy your way into the Met Gala. At least gag. You know what I mean? Like, you're hated. Everyone's mad that you're there. The least you can do is gag us. Like, you have access to everything. Why aren't you gagging?

[Trisha Paytas]

Why do you think? Do you think someone like, I think

[Oscar]

you just can't buy taste, and that's kind of the problem.

[Trisha Paytas]

You don't think so I feel like you could get the. You get law roach or something to style you. Like, I feel like, no, I think

[Oscar]

she just doesn't get.

[Moses]

You can get scammed into thinking that you're getting the best.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's true. Like, you spend the most on.

[Moses]

If you don't have taste, you don't know. If the people around you tell you, oh, this is amazing, and everyone around you is like, oh, this is incredible. This is amazing.

[Trisha Paytas]

Sometimes I think the designers of the mat are just trying to prank, right? Like, it feels like a prank. Sometimes you're like, I don't know. Like, look, and we talked about this yesterday in the moment, too. I was like, I really would be like. Like, if they told me to wear, like, a potato Sack. I'd wear a potato sack. Like, I would wear anything someone said looks good. Of course. But I do think sometimes they're doing it to be a little messing with.

[Oscar]

I think in the case of Lauren Sanchez Bezos, like, she's kind of in charge of the creative image because also her wedding dress was kind of tacky, too. And, like, she just has, like, a lack of style.

[Trisha Paytas]

Right.

[Oscar]

I think she's like, oh, I'm skinny and that's enough. Like, yes. You have a face that, you know is fairly snatched. And you have a waist also. That's fairly snatched. But, like, where's the fashion? Where's the style? Like, be a little serious. You know what I'm saying? She kind of actually really pissed me off. How do you buy your way into the Met Gala? And then naughty. Like.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, literally. I. I guess I don't know what she looked like. I didn't see it.

[Oscar]

I'll show you.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. I wanna.

[Oscar]

Just this blue dress.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh. Oh, yeah. It is giving Windsor.

[Oscar]

Yeah, it is.

[Trisha Paytas]

Which we love. But not for the map.

[Oscar]

Yeah. And, like, technically, yes, it could have been a reference to Madame X, the painting. But pick a better painting. You know, Go into the museum and pick something that's a little bit more interesting. Like what?

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, into the actual Met is where they pick these paintings or where just.

[Oscar]

Anyway, it's just like, art in general. Like, anything. So there's millions of art pieces. Literally, go. Go do Moses's walk. You know what I mean?

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, that would have been gangi. I know. I feel like. Like, that wasn't giving enough. Like, it wasn't on themed enough.

[Oscar]

Boring.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

So, so boring. For an honorary co chair. Like, that's what you get.

[Trisha Paytas]

Is she. Yeah, she's up there with Beyonce.

[Oscar]

She. It was her. Nicole Kidman and Anna Wintour were the ones that greet you when you enter at the end of the carpet. When you enter.

[Trisha Paytas]

Really?

[Oscar]

Yes. Because they're like the committee.

[Trisha Paytas]

Anna Winter with everybody that comes in.

[Oscar]

Yeah. They stand at the end, they say, hello, welcome.

[Moses]

I mean, she's probably just taking notes. Who's not invited next time?

[Oscar]

Yes. He.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God.

[Oscar]

Wow. The Bezos did it. Gave a generous donation to the Met. So, like, literally, they bought their way in.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, what's the generation? How much?

[Oscar]

I don't know if they said how much.

[Moses]

How come those people got in trouble, maybe?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, that doesn't seem like. I guess it's a lot. Yeah, I guess it's a lot for just. I guess.

[Oscar]

Oh, yeah. 10 million.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wow. I mean, Okay. I don't know.

[Oscar]

Oh, it says. Some reports say up to. It could be up to 20, but at least 10 million.

[Trisha Paytas]

Dang. It's not even a jackpot of the lottery. The minimum jackpots. 20 million. That's so.

[Oscar]

Yeah. Easily my worst dress, for sure. And it's all on her. Like, I know there's some. Like, there was a model, Bavita Mandava, and she was wearing, like, a blouse and what looked like jeans.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my gosh. Okay. That's crazy, right?

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Or what was her. What was her. What was she channeling?

[Oscar]

So she was a guest of Chanel. So they. Chanel, like, styled her for this.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's crazy.

[Oscar]

I know. And the jeans were actually made of silk, so it wasn't denim. It was silk. So I think that's was kind of the gag was that it looks like denim, but it's not denim. And it was a reference to how she was discovered because. Okay, she got scouted as a model when she was leaving the subway wearing jeans. So. Okay. The explanation of the outfit is that it's a reference to that.

[Moses]

Okay.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't mind that. Like, Moses said, like, going with, like, a rainbow Birkin, be like, what the hell is she wearing? But it's like, I guess if you're giving, like, a little niche to your fans, I guess that's kind of cute.

[Oscar]

I guess it's also, like, not her fault because, like, Chanel put her in it. You know, it's like, a big difference between her and, like, Lauren Sanchez Bezos.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. You wear what they tell you to wear.

[Oscar]

But. Yeah. Yeah, I. I wasn't really gagging. Troye Sivan also wore denim, and I thought he at least looked good. But I think the blouse paired with the not denim jeans was just, like,

[Trisha Paytas]

so normcore that especially, like, look at the background, right. She's on the Met Gala stairs and all the beautiful things behind her. It's like, she's so gorge. Like, why not give her, like, a moment? Like, she would. Of anybody could pull off something.

[Oscar]

Anything.

[Trisha Paytas]

She's literally. Literally anything.

[Oscar]

Yeah. Standing in a model.

[Trisha Paytas]

I feel like we didn't get enough gag that way, you know? And she wouldn't have gagged for sure.

[Oscar]

What did you think of the Kar Jenners?

[Trisha Paytas]

You know? Yeah. Again, saying from somebody that wears Fashion Nova, I'd take this for what it is. I wasn't. I wasn't like, wow. I feel like. I mean, Kris Jenner's facelift looked amazing, like, as she really did look. I mean, I feel like, she had another one. I feel like she looks 40 years old. Like, she looks so. It's insane how young she looks. And I, like, love it so much. Like, standing next to Kim, you're like, are they the same age or is she younger than Kim? Like, she looked really good. I don't know. I guess all of them even like Kim's. I wasn't like, wow. You know, I wasn't recreating it even last year. Remember when I recreated that little, like, gray cardigan? Or was that two years ago?

[Oscar]

Oh, yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, everyone, like, hated it, but I was like, no, I was gagging for it. I feel like this was kind of like. I don't know. Yeah. Tea. Right? The girls just had their little corsets and their cute little bodies. I looked okay. I feel like the Kardashians, like, could have just done so much more. The Kar Jenners, if you will.

[Oscar]

Yeah. Kylie's was a reference to the Venus Day Milo the statue. And Kendall's was a reference to the Winged Victory statue. And she kind of wore Gap, but inside she, like, took off her train and, like, it was like waving it in the air to have, like, the wings of the statue. And that was gaggy. I'm like, well, where was that? For the carpet?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Why didn't you do that, I wonder? Because leaf blowers or something blowing it, like, that's so weird. Show it inside.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

How do you see inside? I thought they could have phones inside.

[Oscar]

They have photos, they have photographers and you can't have phones. I think there's, like, a limit of what you can post because people were posting Sabrina Carpenter's performance inside.

[Trisha Paytas]

I did see that. Yeah.

[Oscar]

Yeah. And then there was a couple bathroom selfies that always.

[Trisha Paytas]

A bathroom selfie. Who took that? Who was the. Who took it on their phone?

[Oscar]

There was a couple. The Blackpink girls did when I think Jenny took one of the. Of the. The group of them and Hudson Williams took one of him and Connor's story. And everyone was hitting on Hudson Williams.

[Trisha Paytas]

But the Shane Dawson eyeshadow.

[Oscar]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

That was a crazy gagging.

[Oscar]

When he came on, I was like,

[Trisha Paytas]

okay, you liked it.

[Oscar]

It was just something.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's your era. That's your core.

[Oscar]

I like that he just kind of did something, you know, artistic.

[Trisha Paytas]

Do you think I was referencing Shane for real? Because you sent it to me and I was like, wait. I feel like maybe, you know what? They grew up on him. Like, people who grew up on him. There was like, you and Shane. You know what I mean?

[Oscar]

Like you know what? That's so funny because I. My idea, as I was watching everyone come up and, like, ref. And everyone was playing the references of some kind of art, I was like, I think I would do the James Charles unleash your inner artist palette. And I would be like. It would be different pigments dusted on to, like, you know, a white gown or something.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's what you would have done. The painted palette.

[Oscar]

Yes, the James Charles unleash your inhearst palette, but with different colors. Like, almost Emma Chamberlain esque. But instead of, like, looking like paint dripping, it would look like, you know, powdery. Like some little pigment was dusted on. And then I would have a handbag, and. And my handbag would be like a block symbol. And then.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Oscar]

And the X would be time in one line and then place on the other line. So it really is sending a big statement.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. I was like, first of all, I thought, he's enemy number one of the show. Why are we dressing like female pants? I feel like he'd still be like, wow, for sure.

[Oscar]

But it'd be a statement.

[Trisha Paytas]

I like, I guess. Okay, the handbag is cute. I like where you're going with that. Are you.

[Oscar]

I'd be posing with, like, keeping. Making sure the handbag is like, center

[Trisha Paytas]

block. Yeah. Like, time. Okay. I like that. I do like that. I guess. I guess giving a little statement, but it's giving painted a little too much promo. Is anyone buying that painted palette?

[Oscar]

I think it's done. I think Morphe. It's Morphe still make it?

[Trisha Paytas]

No, he has makeup line is painted.

[Oscar]

Painted. But I'm talking about the James Charles unleash your inner artist palette from Morphe.

[Trisha Paytas]

I have no idea what that is. Okay, so that's like his as.

[Oscar]

That's from, like, 2019.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, you're doing a deep cut too. You would have been.

[Oscar]

Well, just because it literally is called the Unleash youh Inner Artist and.

[Trisha Paytas]

Got it. I guess I wasn't getting all the verbiage. Now I understand.

[Oscar]

This is me, that girl explaining her. Her jeans and blouse.

[Trisha Paytas]

People would probably gag for it. That would go viral. That moment would go viral. You and Hudson would be like the 2019 beauty is ours. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Oscar]

He's a conspiracy palette. Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

Is that what the Shane eyeshadow was from when he was like, oh, I'm getting really good.

[Oscar]

That was his beauty. Yeah. His beauty influencer era.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. He was serious too.

[Oscar]

He was locked in.

[Trisha Paytas]

You remember? He was like, oh, I look how good he really was, like, proud that he was getting better with the eyeshadow, remember?

[Oscar]

Yeah, he thought he was eating for sure. That's something that would happen to me, though, for sure. I would think I'm eating and then

[Trisha Paytas]

like, oh, me all the time. Like, I don't want people to know. I'm never, like, judging from a place of meanness. I'm judging from a place, like, I know you thought you ate, and we just didn't. I look at so many things in 2019 that I thought I was eating and did not. We saw someone on Monday that we talk about on the podcast. I gag. Okay, this is the problem. This is the problem with, like, doing a podcast and then going out in public immediately. I also tell Moses, don't look. What's he do? Look. He's like, oh, he's not there anymore. And then he's like, like, oh, he's there. I was like, don't look. I was like, don't look. Of course he's there. What do you think? He just disappeared? Oh, my God. Who?

[Oscar]

David Do.

[Trisha Paytas]

Close. Should we say, or should we keep it a mystery? I guess it doesn't matter. Is it weird? No. Think about our area. I guess we can say where we're at. We're at the C. About half of the cal.

[Oscar]

Oh. Oh, my God. That's like, every influencer.

[Trisha Paytas]

We're just at Sugarfish, me and Moses, and I was just like, I see a camera crew outside, and I was just like. And I look.

[Oscar]

And I was like, no, clavicular.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I see jail or something, right? Yeah. I saw a camera crew, and I saw hair, and I was like, oh, my gosh. And then I. And I was like, I didn't think they were gonna come in Trigger Fish because it's very, like, specific. And I was just like. But then Moses looks, and then when we go out, right? I'm like, I guess it's, like, giving too much power to people. Be like, trisha, you're, like, overthinking everything. But then I was just like, oh, God. Now we have to, like, get up and, like, leave. Like, I'm like, just. Just bolt the other way. Because I knew which place they were going. There's a new place that opened, which I already tried. I was the first one. I was actually there. IHO burger with those chicken. Yes. So I knew they were off to IHO cheeseburger next door. And I was like, so then when we left, and they're right next to each other, and I hope cheeseburger's Outside. And I was just like, okay. So I tell Moses. I'm like, just keep. Just walk. Don't even look. Moses, like, looks right over. He's like, he's not there. He's like, oh, there he is. I was like, moses left to go change something, but I was just like, oh, my God. It was crazy.

[Oscar]

Wait, hold on. I really want to guess. You know, I'm terrible at guessing for some reason. I don't know what it is.

[Trisha Paytas]

So easy.

[Oscar]

Okay, it's not David. It's not. No one in the vlogs. Watch.

[Trisha Paytas]

No,

[Oscar]

not James.

[Trisha Paytas]

No. No.

[Oscar]

Who else? Who do we talk about a lot? And it's he.

[Trisha Paytas]

To heat with the. I think. I don't know. We'll check pronouns. I think it's. I think it's he. That sounds bad. Anyways, Jimmy, if it's he, keep whatever pronoun is right, Jimmy. So sorry. Oh, my God. I don't know. I think so.

[Oscar]

So it has to be someone queer. What do we talk about? What? That's queer.

[Trisha Paytas]

What do you mean? What do you mean? I wish Moses was in here. Like, what do you mean?

[Oscar]

Influencer. An influencer. Not Jake Weber.

[Trisha Paytas]

No. There's so many huge hints.

[Oscar]

Who the hell do we talk about? Why am I blinking? Who do we talk about that's queer? Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Trisha Paytas]

Then I'd go the other direction. Like, scared. Just like, ah.

[Oscar]

Not Blog Squad. Not James Charles

[Trisha Paytas]

Moses. You're missing all of this. Moses just came back. He's been trying to guess for the past five minutes, and he knows he has every single hint. It's so obvious. And he's just like, who?

[Oscar]

Oh, my God, why don't I know? Did I already get. I said Shane already. Yeah, it's not Shane.

[Trisha Paytas]

I said, he went to Hijo Cheeseburger because it's a new food spot. He had a camera crew. We saw the hair. We said that. Queer. I feel like.

[Oscar]

I guess catastrophe.

[Moses]

You already mentioned somebody that's related to him.

[Oscar]

Related to clavicular?

[Moses]

No, to the person that you're trying to guess.

[Trisha Paytas]

I kind of like not saying it, actually. I'm gonna leave it on everybody.

[Oscar]

No. Who is it? Just tell me. Just tell me.

[Trisha Paytas]

Ryland.

[Oscar]

Oh, my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

He wasn't even in your head.

[Oscar]

No, but, like, when I say Shane, Ryland is implied. Like, if I say, what if?

[Trisha Paytas]

That's crazy.

[Oscar]

No, like you. If. If it's like. It's if someone says Moses. I feel like Trisha's implied and vice versa is different than seeing Trisha I implied that you two were together. Same with Shane and Rylan. Like, it's implied.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, they weren't together, I don't think. I think it was just a Rylan and he had like a crew. He was with a posse. He thinks it was the girl.

[Moses]

It's the same.

[Oscar]

It's the podcast. Yes. Because they'd be. They be maybe eating.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's why when I said a new spot, I thought you were gonna know, because they do. Their podcast just became an eating podcast, which I'm not mad at, by the way. I kind of love that. That's our direction for sure. Like, let's just go try food. They have, like, someone on, like, like a Steadicam with them. Like, it was like, crazy. Yeah, it looked like literally Kardashians were filming. That's like, who's out there? And then I saw Ryland and I was just like, oh, my God. It was definitely like, what? At least five people, right? I'm not over exaggerating. Call them and be like, there it is. Maybe four. Okay. You said maybe that girl from the sip.

[Moses]

And maybe I just saw the back and it looked like the color hair. And I recognized the guy with the camera. He's always.

[Trisha Paytas]

Now, why did you look when I said, don't look.

[Moses]

Look, babe, I look. I have no problem looking.

[Trisha Paytas]

But I was like, babe, don't look over. And then you look over, you're like, he's not there. He's like, oh, he's there. I just saw him.

[Moses]

No, but what would happen?

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know what would happen. We don't need to make, like, contact.

[Moses]

I make eye contact with people.

[Trisha Paytas]

But did you make eye contact with them or you just.

[Moses]

No, they were filming. They were all, like, looking.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, he said they were all filming the food all together. Like, all four of them had. Right. It was their iPhones.

[Moses]

Yeah. Nobody could.

[Trisha Paytas]

It was. I don't like it. I don't like that feeling. I just do not like it.

[Moses]

Oh, wait, they posted two hours ago.

[Trisha Paytas]

Who? The Tahoe cheeseburger.

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Did they say what's the title? Oh, my God.

[Oscar]

I wonder if they name drop you. That'd be everything.

[Trisha Paytas]

They never say anything.

[Moses]

And then they're like, now trying viral foods in Kardashian. Kardashians neighborhood.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Moses]

Spencer.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know what Spencer is with Spencer.

[Moses]

So anyway.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, Spencer was what? They were trying to end the Patreon too. They're like, here's Spencer now. I also love just like introducing, like a new character that no One knows because I remember like Shane was doing like trying food with Spencer and I was like, oh, I love that we should just find some person and just start trying food. Not even in the universe of Trish. Just like some random and like never address it. Just be like, oh, today we have Andrew.

[Moses]

Andrew is a good name. You just be like an Andrew.

[Trisha Paytas]

We probably know an Andrew. Yeah, I'm gonna just start. Just have someone that gives like Oscar esque vibes. Because that was the thing. I think this Spencer from what I know was giving like Andrew Sawicki vibes or like, what's the. Who's the other one? We talk about Garrett's vibes. Vibes. Like, I feel like it was giving that. And so we just find someone that's like Oscar s when you're not available and be like, oh, today with Anthony, like, that looks like Oscar. Anyways. I don't know. It wasn't a big deal. Of course not. But I mean me just being like, I.

[Moses]

No, we just want to promote their

[Trisha Paytas]

podcast and shout out sip. We saw it live in person. I think maybe that's more star impressive. Yeah, it's kind of like, wow. Okay, sip here.

[Oscar]

You were on it once, right?

[Trisha Paytas]

I was. I was on it once.

[Moses]

I went with her.

[Oscar]

Wow.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's great. It was a great day. It was a great day. And we should watch the review, see how they liked it.

[Moses]

You loved it.

[Trisha Paytas]

You love.

[Moses]

It's probably the best burger.

[Trisha Paytas]

We went the day open. It was a soft launch. We were at the park and I want to go to bowling crab. But one crab is open at noon now and at 11:30 and I'm like, oh. So we had to go to hi Ho Cheeseburger, which was the soft launch. And I went because they said they had the best chicken fingers in la. Like, everyone's like on TikTok. Like the best chicken fingers at a high ho cheeseburger. Because they have like them in Santa Monica and Sioux City. And you like honey.

[Oscar]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. So they were like. Were they hot honey or just regular honey chicken fingers?

[Moses]

It was spicy.

[Trisha Paytas]

It was a little spicy. So they had like a. It wasn't too spicy though. It was like a honey. Like a Chinese honey sauce. They were good. They were good. And they don't do it without the sauce. I asked for like the kids and they don't do it. So you can only get it with the sauce. They were good. You loved the burger. I thought the burger was okay. You loved it. You said it was the best burger you ever had. So Our taste buds very different, for sure. You like the spices in it or something?

[Moses]

Something they put in it. And it feels like it's fresh, you know, like French ground beef. It didn't feel like it was ever frozen.

[Trisha Paytas]

They were nice. But their system is weird. You can only go in one by one to order. It's a very odd system. And there's not a lot of seating outside, so it's kind of an odd system. But there was a line and people. People love it. But I prefer sugar fish next door. So we went there. But, you know, I guess that's what's happened. When you're in that neighborhood, you just might run into.

[Moses]

That's why I was like, happy that Shan's neighborhood, right? He might turn into Ryland.

[Trisha Paytas]

You might. You just might. And I know, why is he saying like that?

[Oscar]

It's also like, ever you live here too, like, what is your neighborhood?

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know. I guess they just me knowing everything. They just put an offer on a new house. So maybe they're moving out of the neighborhood.

[Oscar]

You really do know a lot.

[Trisha Paytas]

I do. I really don't watch. I think it does pop up. Like, I did block them, like, a long time ago. And I don't. I really don't actually, like, actively seek, but I do see the titles and thumbnails, and I don't. But I never see it on TikTok, really. I really don't. But I think again, because the book and going through legal with the book, it's like. It's almost like rewriting the book all over again. Because it's like so specific, every little thing. It's like, did that actually happen or did you feel that way? And then it's like the legal. Legality of it, where it's like, would other people attest to this? And if they wouldn't, you could say, right? Like, if it was everyone's on David's side or something like that, you just say, like, oh, it felt like everybody was doing this. So there's like, so much verbiage, I think, like. Like with all these eras, it's like really going through the video and really just being like, okay, what's. What? Well, is this actual fact? Is there video? Thank God. There's video of a lot of things. Because that, like, does. Who was it? We were just talking about last Hot Topics. Oh, Clavicular. Where I was like, did he actually inject her? And, like, it's on stream. I was like, oh, okay. Well, that's pretty easy then. But yeah, I Guess when I moved out of the Valley, I loved it because I was away from, like, all the influencers because the influencers were living, like, Studio City. That was, like, the area, at least the, like, the vlog squad and stuff. Stuff. So I'll be so far out. But I guess in theory, they were here first, and we're not even in that area. We just drove. We drove, I think.

[Moses]

Oh.

[Trisha Paytas]

Because the podcast ended early, and I was like, oh, we can go to, like, Sugar Fish because we have time today. It was good. It was a good. It was a good outing. And we saw a celebrity in. In the Wild, and it was very exciting. And he was getting celebrity. I'm not gonna lie. Like, when you see those, like, a steady cam following someone around and his hair was quaffed, like he was giving celebrity. We stared, we stopped, we were gagged. Moses looked a second time. You know what I mean? So it was an overall great experience. And you know what? No energy had to be exchanged. And I love that.

[Moses]

I always believe that in person when you meet people, I would say hi and talk.

[Trisha Paytas]

Right? You always. Yeah. You always be cordial. Yeah, I'm always cordial. Even if I don't like someone, I'm always like, hey, I'm actually. I'm not even cordial. I'm, like, super nice, actually. But I try to avoid. But if you can't avoid, if you, like, literally run into each other, then I'm like, hey, how's it going? And we should have just gone into high O Cheeseburger. I wish we were actually there eating,

[Oscar]

because, like, I'm sure they would be. Even if it was Shane or Rylan, they would be, like, totally calm and cordial. But, like, I don't think so. You don't think they would at least be, oh, hey, you don't think so? I don't think they care.

[Trisha Paytas]

Awkward thing. No, I don't think they care that much.

[Moses]

Think about Jeff in Starbucks, right?

[Trisha Paytas]

Is it giving that? Is it giving? Am I the Jeff? Are they the Jeff who's running away from.

[Moses]

Who's running away?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I will always run away.

[Moses]

It'd be funny to see a whole crew come in.

[Trisha Paytas]

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[Moses]

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[Trisha Paytas]

I feel like that might happen. Like, it's just one of those things where I don't know. I don't know what the Persona is of me anymore. Are people scared of me or not? I hope not. I hope everyone knows I am just a nice person and I have no ill will. I apologize for calling you a snake. I probably shouldn't have done that. That was probably. That was probably awful. And also, we love snakes.

[Oscar]

Apology to Rylan Adams. We love an apology.

[Trisha Paytas]

And it's like. Like what?

[Oscar]

Well, you really threw me off with the pronoun bit. I'm like, I didn't.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[Oscar]

That's true. You haven't been keeping up with.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's what I'm saying. He's blocked. I can't go to the bio, you know, where they have the pronouns and I just don't know. But, you know, I do apologize. I apologize to everyone, honestly, just. I am so sorry. That is funny to everyone that's in my book. I'm just kidding. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. Honestly. I feel like my book is actually not that bad. I feel like I'm actually pretty nice, actually, from the feedback I've heard from, like, the few people that read it. They're like, you're actually pretty nice to a lot of people.

[Oscar]

Just wait till those arcs are out, honey.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. I can't wait to hear. I know I do. It's so scary. I thought about that after we finally handed in the final manuscript. I really was just like, wait, this is, like, so scary that it's like, like out there and you, like, yeah, you can retract or you could, like, do reprints, but it's kind of like, once it's, like, out there, it's out there. Get those first editions, baby. Just in case. You never know. Robert Wilson. Didn't you have to, like, take out some words about Sasha Baron Cohen for the UK version or something? I do think the UK is a little more conservative. They did tell me they are a little more conservative with stuff. But so funny because, like, last night, well, not funny, but, like, interesting. Moses was like, I don't know. How do you even get brought up? You're like, I don't know if I. If I should read the book or just hear about it.

[Moses]

So I didn't know how to approach the book. And like, yeah, it's like, to wait to get People's reactions to the book and through that. Experience it the first time or reading it myself or. I don't know.

[Trisha Paytas]

Or listening is what I said, too.

[Moses]

I said, you said listen. And I said, I'm gonna wait for the movie.

[Trisha Paytas]

He, like, didn't know if he was gonna read the book. And I was like, of course read it. But then I was like, I don't know. Maybe not. I guess, maybe, like, listen to art parts. I don't know. And it's such a weird thing.

[Moses]

More like, I don't know what it's gonna make me feel about certain people in your past. Like. You know what I mean? Like, there's certain amount. Yeah. There's things in your past that I haven't fully experienced. And then if I experience them, I can get mad, I can get angry. I can get. I don't know.

[Trisha Paytas]

No. Yeah. I don't know either. I know. That's what I. That's what I'm scared of people in real life, like, reading my book, I'm always just like, oh, my God. Like, it's a lot. Because I feel like people, like, hear things or don't hear things and you can't possibly keep up with every little thing I've ever said. But it's like, yeah, it is kind of a weird thing. I don't know.

[Moses]

And for the most part, I heard most of it from you firsthand.

[Trisha Paytas]

So, yeah, some of it. But not even all that. Because even when I'd say, like, I was just like, oh, my God. Like, when I was, like, writing it, so I was just like. I don't know if I, like, tell anybody this stuff. It's kind of weird, kind of scary. But especially because it's printed, I guess, in my mind it feels like less people will know about it because it's in a book. I'm like, who really reads books? You know what I mean? Like, that's what it's in my mind, obviously. But then I'm like, but it's. You know, what if it sells, like, a million copies? What if I'm Jeanette McCurdy over here and I start having an Apple TV movie with Jennifer Aniston or David Schwimmer or something? You know what I mean? Like. Like, it's just. I don't know. I don't know what I would expect. But, yeah, anyways, it's kind of scary. But you're gonna. So would you decide you're gonna read it, listen to it?

[Moses]

I'm still undecided.

[Trisha Paytas]

Waiting for comments.

[Moses]

Probably Start. Maybe I'll start from the end, like, reading our chapter.

[Trisha Paytas]

Can I say, I'm actually most nervous for you to hear, like, our. Our meet. Cute. Like, how I perceived us meeting, because

[Moses]

our memories are very different.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know a lot of things. And one of the people, like, I would, like, collaborate on this book with, I would, like, tell him, like, stories and stuff like that. And it was just like, that he'd also talk to Moses, and it was, like, very. Two different. Obviously, like, you know, he's, like, listening to me and stuff like that, but it's just, like, very. So I. At the end of the day, I'm the one writing the book. So I was like, you know what? I'm gonna. But I was just starting to, like, get stories like, which one should make the book, which one shouldn't? And obviously us, like, meeting and. Yeah, I think it's. I think it's cute. But I'm just writing.

[Moses]

I'll just write my own.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm gonna write a memoir back, actually. That's the great thing about a memoir. Yeah. If you want to reply to anything I said, you can write a memoir

[Moses]

back on my side of the story.

[Trisha Paytas]

I probably would be nervous, I think about that. Like, I wouldn't be nervous. Like, what? Yeah, I think I'd be nervous if someone, like, wrote like, that I knew, wrote a memoir. I might be nervous, I guess, because, yeah, how people perceive things is very different. Obviously, there's, like, the truth, but it's like, yeah, how people perceive people is interesting. And I actually don't know how people perceive me. Like, people I've known in my past. I actually don't know how they perceive me. Like, we were just talking about, like, the Jeff versus the Rylan thing and stuff. It's like, are people, like, scared? Are they, like, whatever. It's just Trish. Who cares about her? No one listens to her. She's crazy. Or like, oh, my God, it's scary. Don't talk to Church. Like, I don't know. I don't know how people receive me. So I guess I'd be scared. But we'll see. Hang on. Kitchen floor. A memoir coming it soon. Do the audio soon, too. I was like, oh, it's gonna be a lot, but Shout out the sip.

[Oscar]

We sent a collab request. I was gonna. Our minds. We said the collab. Can you imagine? They receive a notification. Collaboration request from.

[Trisha Paytas]

Just try it. See if they accept or not. That's a good little thing. That's actually so funny. Let's do it. I love it. I love that. That's like their. It's kind of like our Patreon. I guess it's like, let's just do that. Let's just go around Kardashian and just try things.

[Oscar]

I think you did say they wanted to do that. Just do live like Khloe Kardashian.

[Trisha Paytas]

I did. I think like yeah, when my sister was here. I thought about it because they had the new like chips out. Oh my God. We should just do that. It is kind of a fun. Let's just watch and see what they did and we'll do it too.

[Oscar]

Living like Ryland and Molly for the day.

[Moses]

I mean the reality is they just went to try burgers and they were like, how do we put. How do we put the Kardashians in the title?

[Trisha Paytas]

I know that is because pretty much

[Moses]

anything you do in Calabasas, you can put the Kardashians in the title.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know, I know what I'll say.

[Moses]

Park in where the Kardashians park.

[Trisha Paytas]

They go to skims or. That'll be fun. Go to the skims LA store.

[Moses]

The best way to segue.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, Mose got a segue off that one.

[Oscar]

He knew. He knew. Neurodivergent.

[Trisha Paytas]

Today I will leave this podcast.

[Moses]

Famous people using your sound.

[Trisha Paytas]

I do love this segment. Moses always finds someone using my sound and it makes me so happy. How do you see this? I feel like I see so much.

[Moses]

Do we like the Pussycat Dolls?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh no, they just. I don't know. Do we know?

[Oscar]

What do you mean? Jesus Christ. Kick the girls while they're down.

[Moses]

First of all, so many people have canceled tours lately. It's not.

[Trisha Paytas]

It seems like it's the ticket prices or flops.

[Moses]

I think think it's more that people. There's people designing tours for artists. Yeah, I think they're not designing the tours properly and they're not doing the right research before launching the tour. Cuz you can find out how many people are going to buy tickets.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, so you're asking do we like Pussycat Dolls?

[Moses]

Like I'm going to play it anyways.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Oscar]

Three, two, one, go.

[Moses]

My.

[Trisha Paytas]

Caption.

[Oscar]

Yeah. What's the tag?

[Trisha Paytas]

When your tour. When you have to cancel your tour and think of excuses.

[Moses]

Let's to catch up on. So just the three of them talking to each other really fast.

[Trisha Paytas]

Frantically trying to find a way to why we canceled the tour. No, I like Nicole was nice. I think there's like a little bit questions about her like beliefs and stuff like that. Because she. She talked about liking a hat or something like that, but she was nice when I met her at Sunset Boulevard. She's talented. They probably should have more cat dolls, but I love that they use that sound. That sound must be, like, a trending one, because that's the one Olivia Rodrigo used, right? From 2011. That's from, like, 2011. Like, how did anyone even find. That's not even from my YouTube. It's from, like, a show that's not even on Guinness World Records. Unleashed. Like, how do they find that clip? It's me doing to be or not to be. Can you have my phone? I'll do it right now, and I'll recreate my viral moment. Me just thinking of, like, hot topics that we don't have. Like, what else can we talk about? Okay. Oh, you have more. Okay, well, I love that you have them. Let's see. To be or not to be. We can do the Hamlet. Hamlet soliloquy. Why do they have that? Be the thing you have to read. The words are so hard. Like, to be. Not to me. That is the answer. Like, it's so, so hard.

[Moses]

Oh, I did it, too.

[Trisha Paytas]

You did?

[Moses]

Here on the podcast.

[Trisha Paytas]

What?

[Moses]

When we. Right.

[Oscar]

When we celebrated your YouTube anniversary.

[Trisha Paytas]

You did the William. You did the soliloquy?

[Moses]

Yeah, I wrote that.

[Trisha Paytas]

You wrote it. Oh. So you know. Oh, my God. This is, like, so triggering. I remember practicing this, like, literally, Bear botkin Fartles. Bear. Like, what's a bodkin? What's a fartles? Pangs of disprized love. Like, and they're like. Oh, you didn't say every word. Well, what do you mean? Disprizzed has a little apostrophe. What does that even mean? D, I, S, P, R, I, Z. Apostrophe. D. That's not even a word. And, like, you didn't see all the words because they're not real words.

[Moses]

Words.

[Trisha Paytas]

What's pangs of dispriz? Love.

[Moses]

He just made up words.

[Trisha Paytas]

I remember this so much being like, this is not even words. Like, what do you mean? Okay, to be an octopus. That is the question. Whether there's reasonable than mine to suffer the slings and arrows of our rigid fortune, Take arms against the sea of troubles, and by putting the end of them to die to sleep in warm by sleep is safe we end the hearty and thousand of natural doctors. Flesh to air too tis the consumption valley to be which died to sleep. To sleep perhaps dream at there's the rough. For in the sleep the death of dreams Become worn We have shuffled with this mortal. Let's give us pause. There's the respect that makes colony so long like for who would bear the whips and scores of times they press as wrong the proud man's continually the pains of despised love. The laws to slay the instance of offices since the sprints the patient merit of unworthy takes when he himself might as quietest but when he himself might his quietest make with a bear broken who had fartles bear to grunt his wet under a weary life by that dread of something after death to undiscovered country from whose born no traveler returns. Puzzles that will then makes us rather bear the ills than we have flying to others not know of this country. Thus conscious death makes cowardice of all that's native IQ of resolution is singled over with the pale cast of thought and enterprise of great pith and moment with regard to the currents. Turner. Right. And those in name of action. Like, what are those words? What is. What do you mean, like what? It's just, like. It's literally 5, 000 commas in one sentence. It's literally just, like, listing things. Oh, my. Like, it's just like. What does that mean?

[Oscar]

You know what? William Shakespeare. Not that good.

[Trisha Paytas]

Not that good. Not that good.

[Oscar]

Hey, come on.

[Moses]

What are those people?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, okay. Well, that's enough vine for Moses Divine. He was so, like, on that stupid. Like, that's your thing that you have to do to break the Guinness World Record. No one's gonna ever break it. I don't think anyone has since, like, 1982. Because it's like. What is that for words? You know what I would love. That's my challenge. That's gonna be my challenge. Actually. I would love a retry. I don't know how that works, actually. Be in England. I think they're, like, based over in England. I would love to do a redo on that because I could actually nail that. I think now I would actually, like, practice like I practiced maybe, like, a day before now. I would practice for, like, weeks before I would get all those words perfect. Because I don't know what those words are, but I would get them so perfect, and I would love to do it. That'd be cool to have a world record. That's my new. I never had a new manifestation dream list. I think getting the world record for fastest talker is now on there. All right. Someone make it happen out there.

[Oscar]

Well, you gotta make it happen.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, I don't know. I think you have to, like, call Guinness World Records. And you have to get publicity and then you have to, like, pay for it. So, you know, that's why the show was great, because people could just go on the show and break a world record.

[Oscar]

I see. It's kind of like a store on the walk of Fame where you gotta pay for it. Oh.

[Trisha Paytas]

Or like, you have to know or they have to be interested in it. Like, it has to get publicity. Like it's a whole thing random. You have to get, like an official person over here to officiate. I would love a do over. Maybe they could bring the show back and I could host it. But first I can win the world record. That'd be so.

[Moses]

I mean, you would be the perfect host for it. You're pretty much the most famous person related to it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Thank you. You're right. Me and John Macheta, who holds the world record for fastest talker. He did all the FedEx commercials. He did micro machine commercials. He was. He was the guy. And he does go really, really fast. I wonder if he's still alive. He was doing them in the 80s, those FedEx. Do you remember those FedEx commercials where he would talk really, really fast?

[Oscar]

If you die, like, I feel like you should. Like, that should. It's like if the queen dies, then there has to be someone to succeed.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, right.

[Oscar]

I feel like that should be for the Guinness Book 3. There should be, like a successor.

[Trisha Paytas]

Right. But I probably have to get the record first. T. Right. Like, maybe someone passed.

[Oscar]

They should.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like.

[Moses]

Yeah. You're saying, yeah, the next one gets it.

[Trisha Paytas]

I mean, right. I just attempted. I didn't win it.

[Oscar]

Second place. What place did you get? You didn't even play.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't think there's.

[Oscar]

Loser.

[Trisha Paytas]

Maybe there is places. Maybe you're right. I don't know. I have no.

[Moses]

Well, people that measure it.

[Oscar]

Because if they did, I don't know.

[Moses]

They don't. It's not like they give it to you, but you remember, you know, I did it in 10 seconds, you did it in 11 seconds. So you know, you're next.

[Trisha Paytas]

Right. People do call me the world's fastest talker. Unofficially, they do say that. They're like, she's a. I mean, hacks, really. I did speed talking in hacks. I really, really did it all. Well, what would your Guinness World Record be?

[Oscar]

Excellent question.

[Trisha Paytas]

Either realistically or just fantasy, what you'd want it to be.

[Oscar]

I feel like I could recognize Taylor Swift songs really, really quickly. Because it is a challenge on TikTok where, like, it's like, an audio and then. And you can quiz yourself. And I'm really, really.

[Trisha Paytas]

Did you do it?

[Oscar]

I, like, play along when they come up. That's fun. And I can usually get them super quick.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, you're like, in, like, in the sense of like, it's one second of a song and you can recognize it

[Oscar]

and it's just like the first, like, note of like, the instrument or whatever or the production.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's really good.

[Oscar]

Usually I can. I can clock it pretty quick, so maybe that.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's a good one. I wonder if they have a good. I feel like there's Guinness World Record for everything.

[Oscar]

I know.

[Trisha Paytas]

Could probably just make one up.

[Oscar]

I guess I'll just piggyback when you have the little. The person here to, like, tiny. Hey, hey, I got one.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wait, that's a good idea. That's such a good idea. I'm surprised no YouTubers have done that. Like, brought a Guinness World Record officiator to, like, officiate Mr.

[Oscar]

Beast next week or the sip next week.

[Trisha Paytas]

They know they're watching. Maybe because they went to hiho cheeseburger and that's not a Kardashian thing. Because that just came. That literally popped up a week ago. So I was like, I don't know if that's a Kardashian thing, but I guess they're in the neighborhood.

[Oscar]

They eat cheeseburgers like that.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, I definitely not. Honey chicken tenders.

[Oscar]

No. Although Kim, before the Met Gala, did show that she was eating a big old ice cream cone, which is a. Don't give me that look.

[Trisha Paytas]

Was she. Was she doing the full eating video that they do on Tick Tock now that shows the full thing. So you see that them not.

[Oscar]

It was just a still and said Met prep. And it was her ice cream girl.

[Trisha Paytas]

We saw you. We've seen you on the Kardashians. Be like, I. I've only drinking water. I can't even drink water for 12 hours because I can't.

[Oscar]

Well, in defense, that was her Maryland dress that she had to fit into because I couldn't alter it. This one looked a little bit more comfortable, maybe.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I was giving a little corset. Just like, squeeze in there. Yeah, maybe they do. I shouldn't know. Slander. I will say when we reach out to guests. I did another month of, like, trying to reach out to guests. Didn't get any. But. But we were. We did get a response from Chloe's rep that was like, it's out to Chloe. The request is out. Did you see that?

[Oscar]

Oh, no.

[Trisha Paytas]

I was like, that's kind of big. Like, no one ever responds. And Khloe Kardashian's rep was like, the. The request has been sent. And I was like, love that.

[Oscar]

I feel like Chloe Buggy.

[Trisha Paytas]

I would love. Oh, my God. I would. I love. I love, love, love, love, Chloe. I love.

[Moses]

I mean, definitely when your boob comes out. What? She'll interview you on her podcast Moses.

[Trisha Paytas]

Just really aiming high for.

[Oscar]

She'll be interviewing random people over there. So, like, you make at least make more sense for Chloe.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I would love. I have.

[Oscar]

She like mediums and the most random people dream and analyzers. Like, Trisha Betas is not that far, right?

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Oscar]

Girl Wonderland, Pod Swap.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I would love. I love. I do love it. I love listening to her. I think she's. I think she's just so funny. And I do love your cloud chip chips. They're delicious. And I love the cloud popcorn at Starbucks. Damn, they have so much money. She's like, good. American was so good. And then like, they did cloud and then cloud has to get in Starbucks. It's like, oh, my God. Like, how do you just have so much product and business and just also so much money? I just feel like you can't even, like, look at people as regular people and they have so much money.

[Oscar]

You're just like, how she's postmating just like you.

[Trisha Paytas]

I need to. That's the question I want to ask. Are you like, what do you mean?

[Moses]

She's definitely complaining about it, but, like,

[Trisha Paytas]

if you make so much money, why don't you just have someone be your personal postmate? Like, just hire someone full time, just on call whenever you need, and just pay them. Create like a $40,000 a month to just be on call when you want to go get some breakfast. I'm sure somebody would, like, love that job. You know what I mean? It's just weird. But I. You know what? I guess they're people too. It's a bad take on my part. People are just people. Who was it? Oh, God. Someone was talking about. Oh. Does anyone care about Fred Armisen? I do. Do you know him from Wednesday? Or Portlandia? But yes, from Wednesday. The Uncle Buster. I saw someone talk about how I guess he's just like, known to be like a bad partner, like, relationship partner. And I guess he says it too. I guess he's just like a. Anyways, he was married to Elizabeth Moss. You know her from Man Hamates, too, maybe. Is she from both. Is she from Madman's and Hands Me too.

[Oscar]

I know she. Elizabeth Moss is definitely, if you're getting the name right, that she's the star of Handmaid.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. I think so.

[Oscar]

The Handmaid that the tale was about.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wow. The main one, the one that missed the eye. The eye was missing.

[Oscar]

I didn't watch it, so I don't know, but I know she was the star.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. She was the star. She liked the poster.

[Oscar]

Yes. Literally blonde.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes. He was married to her and I guess he was just like, just. He said he was just starstruck. And once the. Once, I guess basically he was like a big fan and he was so excited. And then once they were, like, married, it only didn't last very long, like, because he just realized she was a normal person. He said he's just like, oh, she's just a person. And then the starstruckness wore off.

[Oscar]

Oh.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I was like, they are kind of just normal people at the end of the day, you know what I mean? I think about, like, Lily Allen and the David Harbour of it all. I'm like, God, she's really heartbroken over him and he looks like a foot. And I'm just like, damn, what was it about him that just got you?

[Oscar]

So I don't know. The gaze would beg to differ.

[Trisha Paytas]

They love David Harbour.

[Oscar]

Yeah. Jimmy Wetzel, I'm sure is going to edit.

[Trisha Paytas]

Stop it.

[Oscar]

He loves David Harbour.

[Trisha Paytas]

Please, Jimmy, tell me why. Get a little insert there. What? Tell me. Well, you're a gay. Yeah. Tell me why.

[Oscar]

I think he has a bit of the Daddy Bear vibe to him. Like, he's big, has a little bit of a belly, but also, like, fit, too. He has that, like.

[Trisha Paytas]

I thought that was like, Hasan. I thought he's Daddy Bear. I thought Hassan's Daddy Bear.

[Oscar]

A bear. I guess maybe Hassan. I guess muscle cub would be Hassan, but David Harbour, I guess more muscle bear, I would say, like, he's older. He's. He's very much Daddy Vibes. But then he's like. Because he has, like, muscle definition. Like, he has pecs and stuff, but

[Trisha Paytas]

he has it harbor.

[Oscar]

Yeah. But he also has a little bit of a belly.

[Trisha Paytas]

But that face, though.

[Oscar]

But he has a beard, so he kind of gets away with a lot.

[Trisha Paytas]

Losing hope in my gaze out there, like. What do you mean? Oh, he. I've never been more turned off by anybody than when I look at him. And then you find out stuff about him, then you're like, oh, God, he's. He just looks awful. The little dildos he was buying at this CVS or Whatever.

[Oscar]

And then maybe that even won him points because they're like, stop. He likes his hold tickled a little bit. So there's like, there's hope. Hope. So I fear that might have put. Gave him more game points.

[Trisha Paytas]

God. See, y' all are the reason. He gave him the confidence. You gave him the confidence to go out there and make it a pussy palace. Okay. You are the reason. Because, like, what do you mean? That's so.

[Oscar]

And we lost the Grinder Awards. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't even care anymore. Yeah, I don't even care. David Harbour should do a Grinder sponsorship, then. Like, what do you mean? I don't know. I didn't know one person found him attractive, but. Okay. All right, well. Insane.

[Oscar]

Oh, my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

The worst. Why do we start talking about him? I don't know. Celebrity.

[Oscar]

They're just people is how that's.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, they're just. Oh, right. He really is just people.

[Oscar]

By the way, that reminds me, the Grinder Awards, the Lost Culture Risa's Culture Award nominations came out. You know who did get nominated was Hassan Piker. For, like, who?

[Trisha Paytas]

For what?

[Oscar]

I think for straight man. That we thirst the most for, essentially. Yeah. I told you gays love Hasan fun.

[Trisha Paytas]

Who would you rather, Hassan Piker or David Harbor?

[Oscar]

Hassan. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. What would you think the majority of gays would say?

[Oscar]

That's where it gets tough, I think. I think maybe Hassan, I think.

[Trisha Paytas]

Has David harbor ever been on all fours like Hassan has?

[Oscar]

I don't think so.

[Trisha Paytas]

David Harbor. Try it for your gay fans. We. I guess we need to see. I guess we need to compare and then we can get a visual of what we're working with. Does he have a. Does he have a little but dunk on him? David Harbour?

[Oscar]

That's a good question.

[Trisha Paytas]

We hate him anyways, but.

[Oscar]

No, you try to, like, help him out.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, absolutely not. Yeah.

[Oscar]

Googling David harbor, but I don't know, does he. A little bit of a booty going on.

[Trisha Paytas]

Drama of the Stranger Things, too. Like, Millie Bobby Brown. What did he say about her? Or do or.

[Oscar]

There was a report that Millie Bobby Brown and David Harbour were feuding. That, like, he yelled at her on set. Although seemingly it got debunked because they did the press tour together, Millie and David Harbour, and they seem to be fine. So it's not like they even did press separately or anything. Like, they were together a lot. So I don't know. It's not like with Blake and Justin Baldoni, where, like, there were reports, but then also there was never any Exchange during the press tour, you know, so it's like, oh, those reports got to be true.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Justin was in the basement.

[Oscar]

Yeah, exactly.

[Trisha Paytas]

Also, how'd she get invited to the mcala? We didn't talk about her.

[Oscar]

Gaggy. That was. She really did gag me there. I was also kind of annoyed, too. At the same time, I was like, what? Because the settlement just got announced. Literally, I just got to my desk, I put my Arby's down on my desk, went to the bathroom, came back, they settled, and it was like, oscar, you need to make a video on this. I was like, I barely place my mozzarella sticks on my desk, and I'm already having to, like, I couldn't even breathe.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God.

[Oscar]

Already. I was like, that is crazy.

[Trisha Paytas]

So she just went. And then I think even was it was this AI Or a rumor that I'm falling for, but the official Matt or something posted like, oh, Blake Lively showed up, and she wasn't even invited or something. Definitely was fake because someone's like, she just, like, asked for an invite last minute or something.

[Oscar]

There was reporting from multiple outlets, but it was confirmed from tmz, and Dumois had an insider that it was in the works for met to attend. For Blake to attend the met for we weeks. She was personally invited from Anna Wintour, and she sat at Anna Wintour's table.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wow.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

All right, girl. You got it. Like that.

[Oscar]

And even if they didn't settle that day, she was gonna go regardless. But she was like, when press, like, arrives to the carpet, like, you get a tip sheet. Naughty. It's not, like, a traditional one. Like, the ones you and Moses now know very, very well with, like, photos. It's just like, literally five pages of just names, and you can't post about it or anything. It's just for, like, prep. But so. But we got the tip sheet, and Blake Lively's name wasn't even on it. So it was a surprise to, like, literally everyone, which is so crazy surprise

[Trisha Paytas]

in a good way, that they wanted people to be gag or surprised. And, like, what happened?

[Oscar]

I guess they just didn't want it out there for some reason. I don't know why, but, yeah, she was on the tip sheet, so that was kind of weird. And then she just kind of, like, showed up, and everyone was like, damn. I think in the context of her settling, to me, I was like, girl, that's a little dicey. But it reminded me it was very Serena Vander Woodson. I know this reference goes over your head, but the Gospel, you know? Yeah. That's her Gossip Girl character. Like, and she's just messy. She's messy, and she likes to make a scene. So it's so Serena Vander Woodson to, like, be canceled, and then, like, you just settle your big lawsuit that kind of ruined your career, and then you go to the biggest event of the year because unbothered.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. She's like.

[Oscar]

And it's New York, too. And like. Like, Gossip Girl. They do a lot of stuff on the Met step, so it was very Gossip Girl. Serena Vander was so.

[Trisha Paytas]

You lived for it.

[Oscar]

I didn't live. I was kind of annoyed because it was, like, more work for me. And also, like, I was annoyed that, selfishly, I guess, that they settled just because, like, they both swore up and down, like, we're gonna see this trial and then to settle. And then, like, the joint statement that was kind of like a nothing burger.

[Trisha Paytas]

What was the statement?

[Oscar]

Let me read it. Exactly. But, like, the. To paraphrase, essentially, it was just like. Like, we are both happy with this decision, and Blake deserved to be heard about her. Her qualms on set and that this is us. The movie was still, like, we're proud of it, and it's still. We love what it meant to survivors everywhere.

[Trisha Paytas]

I was like, all right.

[Oscar]

God.

[Trisha Paytas]

And, yeah, it was just like, a

[Oscar]

nothing burger after, like, what's been drawn out.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Both of you just going so hardcore.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

And both of you, wild accusations against each other.

[Oscar]

Like, both teams telling, you know, the press and stuff. Like, putting out different sides of the story and having it be such a trial by public opinion, like, court of the people. And then to settle, like, last minute, I was like, oh, my God. It's, like, so annoying to me.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Lesson to everyone out there. Lawsuits are dumb. They're just, like, so not worth it because, like, look at this. It's been dragged out. It's like, both of their reputations, they both suck to everybody in the public eye, like, money. Everything has just been like. Like, and for what? You just settle, and now you're both like, we're okay, actually. Everything's fine. Like, what do you mean? You just put us all through, like, torment and torture and trauma together, and now everything's fine. And so, like, we hate you even more now for that. Like, that's so annoying. Like, don't. Yeah.

[Oscar]

Was the end product. The movie. It ends with us is a source of pride to all of us who work to bring it to life, Raising awareness and making a meaningful impact in the lives of domestic Violence survivors and all survivors is a goal that we, that we stand behind. We acknowledge the process presented challenges and recognize concerns raised by Ms. Lively deserved to be heard. We remain firmly committed to workplaces free of improprieties and unproductive environments. It is our sincere hope that this brings closure and allows all involved to move forward constructively and in peace, including a respectful environment online.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wow. You guys created the disrespectful environment online. Like, what do you mean? You're just up and down with us. You're doing it right before Christmas Eve. You're doing all this stuff. Like you're toying with us.

[Oscar]

So, like, and you did at our

[Trisha Paytas]

birthday dinner, and you did add our birthday dinner. Like, what do you mean? I just, I'm happy it's over because it is just, like, so annoying. It was so annoying to follow and everyone. Yeah. Just picking sides at the same time. Like, why would you go through it? It's all, what's the point?

[Oscar]

Like, in the terms of the settlement, like, are sealed. Like, they'll never really come out unless one of them chooses. I suppose. But so that also was annoying too. Like, we don't even know why.

[Trisha Paytas]

Give us the conclusion.

[Oscar]

Like, you kind of involved us in it. You know what I mean? So let us know how it ended. Like, what?

[Trisha Paytas]

I. Yeah, I, I don't like any of that. Yeah, I saw, I saw one of the Mormon wives commenting on was Jesse. Did you see the tick tock of Jesse? She was with Marciano. They were doing like a Heathcliff Catherine. She was like in a red dress and I guess he was Heathcliff. And he like pulls her up by the corset only like, so, like, she's like, corseted. Whatever. He like, lifts her up by the corset and then kisses her. They do like a, like a crazy long, sloppy face French kiss or whatever. And so everyone's obviously talking about it because it was like, so gaggy. And Jesse deletes it. She deleted the tick tock. So everyone's like, reposting. Like, this is so crazy. Like, Jesse was just saying she went from her last husband to her, you know, her first husband to her second husband and she needs a break. Someone's like, talking about it obviously. And I think it was like Macy or one of the, The Mormon wives was just like, can you guys just like, do you guys have nothing better to talk about? We just need privacy. I was like, you guys are literally filming the fifth season of your show going on. Call her daddy. Your whole lives is a spectacle of like, no. And she posted it. It wasn't even. Like, someone zoomed in on a private moment. Like, Jesse posted it. And never delete if you want to not look. If you don't. If you want to be, like, not suspicious, don't delete. Because then you look even more guilty. Whatever it was that people are accusing.

[Oscar]

Draft you guys. Like, what?

[Trisha Paytas]

And they're beautiful. He's in a tux, and she's in this red Walter. It was a Walter. He did my wedding dress, too. Walter. Walter Mendez collection. The one who did my corset. He did her beautiful red dress. It was gorgeous. It was gorge. And she looked gorge. Lifts her up by just her boobies, makes out with her. I was like, all right, love this. And then the one woman might be like, you guys have nothing better to talk about? No, actually, this is our hottest topic. Like, it's just so crazy to me when you Especially reality stars, none of those Mormon wives of Orange county better ever say, give us privacy. Because you all. Everyone's online. Everyone's sharing everything around the reality show. And that's what you signed up for. Not to say, I won't one day. I mean, I guess one day you might just, like, give me that housewife franchise. You know, whatever franchise will take me. But these people are so funny. But the Blake Lively one. Did you see the interview? Maybe you had. Maybe you edited the interview. Did you see the one where she was like, my kids made this purse?

[Oscar]

She was like, was it the one with Vogue?

[Trisha Paytas]

I think so. And she's like. And then she's like, I'm just really shy. And I was just like, what? Like, it was.

[Oscar]

Oh, I did. No, we didn't edit that, but I did see it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God. She was just like, It's. It's very giving trying to rebrand. Be like, my kids made this for they. They did this section and then did second. I'm just. I'm just really shy, actually. I was just like, yeah.

[Oscar]

She said something like, I love either. I can do both. Like, I can either, like, be in my PJs with my kids or, like, come out here. Yeah. I'm like, okay, girl, but let me.

[Trisha Paytas]

Let me try and relate to you guys.

[Oscar]

I kind of wish she didn't do anything. And I wish she looked gaggier. Like, you know, I guess, like, a beautiful dress. Yeah. But this could have been, like, if she looked insanely, like, perfect. And it was like, a really dramatic, artistic, like, indisputably glam and gaggy. Like, no one could say anything.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, for sure. She should have come with just like a sheer piece of fabric on and just been like, look at me.

[Oscar]

Florals everywhere.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Oscar]

Like, we could have picked florals everywhere. Florals would have been gaggy. Like a 20 foot floral gown.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like lilies.

[Oscar]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

They open up, they start blooming.

[Oscar]

She could have. God, and like she would have won. Like, yeah, she settled. But guess what? She won, you know?

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. You're so right.

[Oscar]

I wish.

[Trisha Paytas]

That is so true. That good, that good comeback. And honestly, people forgive so literally, Michelle, right? It's just like she was like so hated for like awful like accusations from like on set and stuff like that. And now be like, love her. She's so great. Like, she did like Funny Girl. Everyone's like, she's amazing. You know what I mean? And it's like, like you can win people back with a good, with a good comeback. Which Taylor, Frankie Paul is. They're airing her season now this summer on abc.

[Oscar]

Oh, is it official? No, it's not official.

[Trisha Paytas]

I mean, that's what everyone has been saying, like literally all the Page Six gossip things that I see.

[Oscar]

Yeah. And they were asked recently. An ABC executive was. Was asked and the answer was very vague to make it seem like, like it is still very likely that it could.

[Trisha Paytas]

Which means yes, it's probably bad because they're just like testing the waters because, yeah, like how people are going to be. But everyone wants it. So I'm sure it's going to be like the biggest thing ever. Including me. I. You know what? I kind of. I think after we talked about it on our Patreon, I think after the Moses actually brought up the last minute of the Patreon, it was like our number 50. And I was like, actually. And yeah, after I saw what the judge said and kind of what the Internet's been saying and the judge himself was like, like, Dakota, you're manipulative as. But Taylor, you did do the actual physical abuse, even though I think it's reactive. But it made and put things so much more in perspective. And Taylor's been posting on her Instagram too. She posted something. I don't know if it was her back or it's like an art. It was like her back with all the bandages. Did you see it? It was all like band aids. And I don't know if it was actually hers, but it was like her looking in the mirror and you see Taylor, like just how she looks. And then you saw like this like bandaged and beaten up, like back, which I Don't know if it was her back or just, like, an art thing, but she's talking about May being Mental health awareness month, which I love. And I don't know, I just feel like. Yeah. The more I see stuff and I'm just like. I don't know. I feel like, obviously, like. I don't know. The whole thing makes me, like, sad. I would. I would be seated for a Taylor Frankie Paul season. And I think she should get it. I think. I don't know. Again, all that stuff, like, they knew prior. Everyone knew prior to Dakota, I think, is when we see. What did the judge say? That he never saw someone filming. Usually he'll see, like, ring camera footage or something. And he never saw someone as a judge. And he's an older judge. He never saw someone, like, filming from that pov. So multiple times.

[Moses]

It was very coordinated and calculated.

[Trisha Paytas]

So now that I'm, you know, seeing all of it, I'm like, it's. It all sucks. But I don't know, I kind of. I feel like there could be a comeback for Taylor Freakball. And I think that they should air the season.

[Moses]

I think the judge said that we

[Trisha Paytas]

didn't ASMR over there.

[Moses]

I think the judge said that we didn't mention the last one. Was that also the way. The way Dakota was basically describing himself as a victim and how he's afraid for his safety, all those things is like. Well, you kept those videos for a long time until it was advantageous to use them to get a certain goal you had. And it wasn't. He didn't seem like he was in any distress or there was any urgency to his claims. So again, he was just showing how calculated it was.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. You can go to our Patreon for more because I. We went into it, too, just about him getting Taylor to get out of the house, to fight with her, and driving her around like she's like an infant or something. It's the whole thing. He's the worst. And he's not invited back to filming. Thank God. He's always been sneaking sneaky snake, and I mean that with my whole chest. I think he's the worst. I think he's the worst enemy number one. Wow. They should air it. They have it. It's ready to go.

[Oscar]

Yeah. I think a lot of it really relied on the recent case or the recent event that was like, what was that now? February, end of February. Right. I think a lot of it wrote on that versus because obviously with the video and stuff, it's stuff that People already knew about. But I think the fact that it happened so recently was what kind of jeopardized everything. And also the video itself. But Taylor kind of being cleared of that, I think did a lot to.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, right. Nothing. No charges were.

[Oscar]

No.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, yeah. Right. Okay. So they were kind of just more waiting.

[Oscar]

I think so. Because again, like, people ran with, oh, the. The whole season is canceled. But even like back then, ABC never said canceled. They kept saying the language really was postponed. And as you know now from, you know, legal.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes.

[Oscar]

That one word makes a big difference.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

They chose that word very specifically, I think. I think if she was found guilty of anything from her incident with Dakota from February, it was.

[Trisha Paytas]

Would have changed.

[Oscar]

Wouldn't see the light of day. But I think that being her being cleared of that helps.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

The case.

[Trisha Paytas]

And now we know the kind of person Dakota is clearly with, like, the Jesse voice memos, too, being sent to. All of a sudden, that's going to dmz. I'm like, okay, we know. We know who the mole is. We know who the leak is. It's obvious as now, oh, my God. What if Taylor, Frankie, Paul's on Dancing with the Stars. What if I'm cast on Dancing? She'll win. She's gonna win. I can't compete with her. Oh, no. Maybe I'll save myself for next year. Sorry. Dancing with the Stars. I might have to wait. If TFP's on there, I think that's gonna be her redemption. And I. I'm gonna. I don't think I'm gonna win. I think I can't compete. I heard Rob Roush was supposed to be on.

[Oscar]

Oh, my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. I think it's a season I couldn't win. Moira.

[Oscar]

Too many traders, though, because then Sierra was also on, like, two seasons ago, but still. And then.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God, you're right.

[Oscar]

And Rob.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's the same casting.

[Oscar]

Oh, people make sense.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. I think that's why.

[Oscar]

Oh, my gosh.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's all traders on there. Jesus and Mormon wives. It's Mormon rising. Potatoes. Yeah.

[Moses]

Ellen Cummings.

[Trisha Paytas]

What?

[Moses]

I'm Dancing with the Stars. He should be Dancing with the Stars.

[Trisha Paytas]

So random.

[Moses]

Get the head traitor.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, well, maybe would love. I would love to be on with him. There was rumors. Connor, I just can't compete. I don't know. Maybe next season.

[Oscar]

There's a rumor about Connor being on it. Connor Levitt.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I'm on Connor. Tick tock right now. Partnership. I sent it to Moses. I'm like, why is this not you, Connor? Love it. Got his skip. I love him, by the way. Once again, I feel like people think I have, like this. I know I want everything. I love the Connor Whitney pipeline is what I want to go down. Okay. I want to be in the C suite of some company. Like, I love them. And they had said that. Yeah. Connor Levitt was rumored to be on Dancing with the Stars, but he got a skims partnership in New York, which is my favorite skims ever because it's a five. It's the flagship store. It's like five stories tall. I love it. When we went to New York, I did not buy anything. I just went to skims and bought everything and lived in skims. The robe I wore, everything was skims. And he got a skims partnership, paid partnership. And it was to go shop for Whitney at the skim store in New York City. I sent it to Moses. I'm like, can you please. Can we please get you a skim sponsorship so you can shop for me? Like, it was everything.

[Oscar]

I went to go look it up. So he's in. Not wearing the skims.

[Trisha Paytas]

Nobody.

[Oscar]

Damn. I think Connor's kind of hot. I do.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wow.

[Oscar]

So I was hoping he was wearing the skims.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wait, really? Like, actually, Yeah, I think he's hot. Is this in the same. I think he's attractive. But is it in the same David Harbour way? Like the dad bought of it? I don't know what his body looks like.

[Oscar]

I don't think he's like, dad. I forget he is technically a dad because he. But he's so young.

[Trisha Paytas]

Dad talk. No, I'm trying to think. Was it a Hassan hot? Like, what is the hotness? You know, I don't see anyone that hot.

[Oscar]

You know what? I think it might be a similar to Ted thing where it's like, they're so. Yeah, they have like a goofy charm and they're like kind of sweetie pies, you know, and like, funny.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, okay.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. I guess to me it's giving. I love whenever someone's a supportive husband, I'm like, that is attractive. I was like, look at him. Like, he. The last night when Whitney's doing her stage door, he's just, like, looking at her longingly. And I was like, okay, that. Okay, so he's just goofy. Sweetheart.

[Oscar]

I think he's just. He already is attractive. But I think his personality, like, makes him hot to me because he has, like a goofiness that enhances his physical attractiveness. Okay. You know what I mean?

[Trisha Paytas]

And does the magic add to the attractiveness I think so.

[Oscar]

I think that's so cute. I'm not like Ava from Hacks who's, like. Who can't do a magician. Yeah. Like, I think doing magic is cool. Like, I would.

[Trisha Paytas]

All right, come on. Justice there in New York, he's doing his off Broadway debut. Right. I know everything. I know everything about the Levitts. Damn. That's okay. All right. Super fan. We like that. I like him, too. Yeah. I don't see attractiveness. I really don't like. I don't know what's a hot person, what's not. So I am a bad judge of what's attractive, but. All right, Connor, shout out for that skims partnership. That's.

[Oscar]

Next time, wear the skims. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Oscar]

Buy your own skims. Why did they buy them for Whitney?

[Trisha Paytas]

You go luck. You went to go search.

[Oscar]

Where was it? On Tick Tock.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, it's like him, like, in New York. He was like. He walked past the theater, then he went to the skims flagship. He's picking stuff out for her. He should. Okay, maybe he's wearing it at the end. Maybe he's wearing a little underwear at the end. They do have great shirts.

[Oscar]

And now it's all for. For Whitney. Yeah. Wear those undershirts and wear those undies. Come on.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love that partnership. That's a great one, huh? They don't show men in their underwear, do they?

[Oscar]

They do. They'll do. Who was it? They did some football player kind of recently, I think last year.

[Trisha Paytas]

But we. Okay, a football player. Obviously an athlete. They should give, like, someone who's just, you know, a Connor a sweetie.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

And not to say he's not a model. God, me. Just me sounding shady every chance I get, but you know what I mean.

[Oscar]

Just an average dad bought looking guy in underwear. Yeah. Do it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Throw my back on Monday and I'm so bent alone. We love Connor. There's no Goddard. I don't know why it sounds shady every chance I get, but I promise you it's not. It's actually like the blueprint. Like I said, I love it so much. I want to follow their footsteps, get their private chef in New York. They're living the life. So I. I love everything about them. And I mean that so sincerely. David Harbor's the next skims model. Haven't gotten Hassan. Like I said, he's everywhere. He's Vanity Fair.

[Oscar]

That would be gaggy, actually. I would live for that. Every. Everyone would live for that. Really.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. If they're trying to cater to them. Yeah, to the gays and girls.

[Oscar]

Did you see the reporting that Alex Cooper and Matt Kaplan are sleeping in separate rooms?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh my gosh. Who. Who reported that? I was like, did she really? What? What's. No. Who reported this?

[Oscar]

The Daily Mail.

[Trisha Paytas]

So Daily Mail doesn't know anything, they just be reporting anything?

[Oscar]

Insider told the Daily Mail that the page Paris tension was mounting even before Kaplan was accused of berating and threatening the staff at his and Cooper's production company, Unwell Network. In a bombshell Bloomberg report last month, Matt fully courted Alex and was so sweet with her in the beginning, the source said. Once they moved in together, that's when things changed. Cooper, 31, and Kaplan, 42, first met during a Zoom call in 2020 and got engaged in March 2023, the same year the pair co founded their trending media company and its Unwell Network subsid subsidiary. Cooper and Kaplan, who is the founder and CEO of Ace Entertainment, tied the knot in Mexico in April 2024 and now they're sleeping in separate bedrooms. Apparently because of the tensions that have been going on, Matt pushes her to do the things in the business. She doesn't have a manager. Matt is always in the room. Everything goes through Matt.

[Trisha Paytas]

I thought you said she had like a good publicist and she has like one of the best publicists.

[Oscar]

She did, I guess. Guess that was. I think she switched recently but she had the same publicist as like Kim Kard or one of the Kardashians.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, and they don't have it.

[Oscar]

I guess not anymore. Cuz that was a while ago. That was not last. Not this Super Bowl I guess last super bowl so over a year ago. So she must have switched have a management or something cuz the, the deals are so big. I can't imagine she doesn't have like

[Trisha Paytas]

she's doing it herself.

[Oscar]

Yeah, well some people say, say it's

[Trisha Paytas]

a secret to a marriage is separate. Everyone has been saying that lately. Everyone's like separate bedrooms, separate houses. Like everyone just like doesn't want to live with their spouse, I guess.

[Oscar]

This quote is killing me. According to the Daily Mail source, Cooper struggling to deal with the fallout from the accusations against her husband. This is Alex Cooper's biggest fear. Bad press, the insider stated. Oh it matters to her. She wants to control the narrative always. She's insecure and cutthroat all in one. She really doesn't have that many friends.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh my God.

[Oscar]

Brown chicken five.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's kind of giving for the Inquirer. What do they call them the op eds. That's her op ed for it.

[Oscar]

She's the source. Her and Dave Portnoy are the sources. I could totally see that as a gag.

[Trisha Paytas]

And also she has no friends.

[Oscar]

Yeah, it is kind of like, okay, what.

[Trisha Paytas]

What does that have to do with anything? Just adding it in there. All right, well, I don't believe the Daily Mail on this one. But also like who's in their bedroom? Who's like seeing this happen? Like, like it's so weird. Such a weird reporting fake news. But Alex thing is kind of like, oh God. Remember, everyone was like so we, us too. Just like being like so obsessed with it. Now it's kind of like obsessed for like two.

[Oscar]

Because we were. We really thought like the shoe was gonna draw.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

And not. It never did. It was just like the biggest nothing burger ever.

[Trisha Paytas]

Gotta wait for that reality show. And I'm like, But even by then it's like with the Kardashians when it's so far, it's just like. I don't know. I don't know what you care about this anymore.

[Oscar]

I know. Tea. It's like it tastes like nothing. Like, this water is delicious.

[Trisha Paytas]

Thanks.

[Oscar]

Like I want to taste something, you know?

[Trisha Paytas]

Now I want it messy. Maybe it should be on caller. Daddy.

[Oscar]

Alex, Earl, we want it hot. Messy. Wasn't that her podcast?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, she might have to pay her for it.

[Oscar]

I thought she. In Alex's statement when they separated, she said that she had a hot mess. Like she didn't keep any of the.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh yeah, I meant like if she did call her daddy, I thought she'd have to pay for the interview. But I just can't pay for interviews. Right. You said journalistic.

[Oscar]

It depends on the publication, I suppose. Yeah,

[Trisha Paytas]

I would love to see an Alex on Alex interview, but she probably want to do it. I guess when you have your own entity and your own thing going on, you don't need it.

[Oscar]

Also, I saw that Emma Chamberlain's ex boyfriends were feuding, which is like so funny because that's how you know you really are that girl. West Elm collection, best dress of the bet. And now you're you're ex boyfriend. Boyfriends are fighting, which is like who's your ex boyfriend?

[Trisha Paytas]

Are they famous?

[Oscar]

Well, what is your good Judy role model?

[Trisha Paytas]

I thought you were saying one of my ex boyfriends. I was like, who did she date?

[Oscar]

I don't think she was dating any 70 year old actors as far as I know.

[Trisha Paytas]

You never know. You never know.

[Oscar]

Okay, Role model is feuding with Peter

[Trisha Paytas]

McPolin and he's a musician as well.

[Oscar]

Yeah. He uploaded a cover of Sally when the Rock Ryan Wine Runs out, which is, you know, that Role Model song where he would bring out a girl and they were the Sally for the live performance.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love that. I love that. Okay. A lot of people are doing that. Like, one less lonely girl.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay. Sabrina Carpenter's arrest.

[Oscar]

Everyone loves a little. A little live show.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love it too. I was Madeline. I'll go. I'll do any of those things. That sounds so fun.

[Oscar]

And then he didn't reference Chamberlain or Role Model by name, but he captioned his TikTok talk Sally cover. Viral. Hashtag viral. Hashtag awesome. Hashtag nothing but love. And in November, Emma talked about going through a breakup on her podcast. It was two years after she was dating Role Model, and also Role Model is dating Dakota Johnson right now, which is, like, kind of funny.

[Trisha Paytas]

So random.

[Oscar]

Very random. It's funny because, you know, maybe do. I don't know. You remember Kai from Emergency Intercom? He's like, the friend that helps produce and whatever.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, no, but kind of. Yeah.

[Oscar]

Well, he's, like, best friends with Role Model, so it's just so funny, like, seeing the paparazzi videos of Dakota Johnson and Role Model because it's Dakota Johnson. Also, like, having a key with Kai.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, he's in the photos.

[Oscar]

Yeah, he's in the video. And, like, Dakota is, like, she looks so smitten because, like, she even starts dressing like him a little bit too. They're really cute. But it's like, the concept of, like, Emergency Intercom being friends with, like, Dakota

[Trisha Paytas]

Johnson, really, I feel like they're, like, in the mix.

[Oscar]

They're always a lot of celebrity friends.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. I feel like they're already there.

[Oscar]

Yeah. Dakota Johnson just seems, like, so, like. I mean, she's the one that was like, so this is Alex. They're both named Alex, and they don't like each other.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, right.

[Oscar]

She seems so far like she doesn't know anything about it, so it's kind of funny.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Well, that's kind of, like, the best person to be, like, friends with in that sense, too, if, like, they don't care about social media and then, you know, then they often be like, let's do a TikTok. Although I would love. God, that would be tough to be friends with, like, Dakota Johnson. Be like, oh, man. Do you want to do a quick TikTok? Do you know what I mean? Like, just how do you keep it casual? I don't even know, like, I film everything and then like, what if you're just like at an event, you want to take a picture? Like, do they think it's weird if, like, let's all take a photo. I don't know. It's like a weird. She seems cool, right?

[Oscar]

She seems cool. I really like the.

[Trisha Paytas]

She scares me, though. I can never have her on interview. Like that one with Alan. I remember being like, oh, my God, girl, she scares me.

[Oscar]

She's just so, like, cutthroat. She's too real.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

Because she doesn't have any of the, like, she's polite, but she doesn't have any of the niceties, I guess, where, like, she would lie to you to make you feel better, you know? Yes. Very blunt.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

So she scares me.

[Trisha Paytas]

So that was at the Met, they were doing this.

[Oscar]

No, that was just her ex boyfriend, Peter McPolin posted that shady TikTok to about role model. Yeah. Very random. I feel like also, like, the timeliness of like, Emma really having her moment because this was on May 4th, so the same day as Matt. Right.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God. All these guys with their timing. It's like, oh, your girl starts getting successful and it's like, let me just do something to like, drag her down. Yeah, she's not dragged down. Emma's not bothered. She's like, I am queen of the Met, actually. So are they both exes, you said?

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, so okay, why are they okay? Why is he feuding with role model? They're both ex.

[Oscar]

That's why it's so random. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Damn. She got it like that. I guess she got it like that. Yeah, right? Like, I guess they're just like, damn, they can't get over her. They're like, we're gonna still fight duel to the death over her even though neither one of us is with her. I love that for her. Is she with somebody now?

[Oscar]

I don't know. I. I don't really keep up with Emma Chamberlain like that. I know. So they broke up in November. So maybe by now, actually. Let me see. But I remember when she was dating role model because that's how I found out about his music actually was because of emerging.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wow. She influenced it early on.

[Oscar]

You know, she really was the number one influencer for me. And honestly, still kinda.

[Trisha Paytas]

Have you ever gone, you know, they don't keep up with her. You're like, I don't keep up with her.

[Oscar]

But then when she drops a collection, I'm kind of seeing, well, have you

[Trisha Paytas]

been to Chamberlain Coffee? Like, the location?

[Oscar]

I've Walked past one at the Century City Mall, but the line was really long and so I kind of kept it moving.

[Trisha Paytas]

Why were you so. Century City Mall. That's so random for you. That's so far from you.

[Oscar]

It was my Labubu phase and they had a pop mark.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, that is the place to get one.

[Oscar]

You know what's so funny? Paige, D.M. chamberlain Coffee and was like, hello. She shot her shot, which I love because I've been there too. But she was like, hello, I would love to see if you guys are doing any influencer collabs, like for the PR list. Whatever. I just genuinely love the product so much and I would happily post post no matter what, like in blah, blah, blah. And then they responded. We're not currently looking for influencers at this time, but we'll keep you in mind.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, well, that's responded. Oh, she. She posted it.

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Also her just be like this. I don't think that's bad, though. At least I responded. It's giving like, oh, we sent this request to Chloe's representative and I was like, I did something like, you know, and they kept you in mind.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Somebody could be rude and be like, hell no, not you. Like, you know what I mean? Like, at least I was like, somewhat nice. I saw Paige applied to be James Charles, social media content creator, and then had to issue her statement via Instagram story and be like, the amount of people that thought I was being serious, I'm like, well, I kind of did

[Oscar]

think she was serious.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. I was like, well, maybe she wants to help him or maybe she wants to sabotage him. I thought it was serious. Either way, she was trying to get that. That job. We were talking about this too the other day is like, people who look for, like, serious positions on social media, like Cuzine. Charles was looking for someone to be his social person. Is that what he's looking for?

[Oscar]

He posted on his spam account, which. Which it's so funny because, like, I blocked James Charles, like, main account, I guess, on TikTok. But I see I watched a clip of his Coachella vlog on my TikTok. So now I feel like I got. He got my FYP that way because his spam account started coming in my TikTok because I was on it last night and then I saw the follow up he posted. So he posted the first TikToks asking for anyone who's interested in being like his content producer. And they would have to like, send in an email. And he had like an email where people can Apply send in your applications. You have to send references, examples of your work. You have to give him idea, three ideas of what he should do and then also submit a video of yourself. That was like the gist. It's a lot of work.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's a lot of work. Yeah.

[Oscar]

And then the next day, I think he just posted. Last night he was, he posted yelling at everyone who applied because he said out of 300 people who applied, only 13 sent in a video. So I had to delete 270 emails because Gen Z, what is your problem? You cannot follow directions.

[Trisha Paytas]

You.

[Oscar]

I said submit a video.

[Trisha Paytas]

And who's lying to work for this monster? Like he's already yelling at. Yeah, like literal 12 year olds. Let's just walk back in 100. James Charles. Like, what do you mean? Why are you yelling at your applicants before they're even hired? Like, like also, is that necessary? Just go over the 13 that sent you the video. Like, what do you mean? Like your audience are children. Obviously they're your fans. So you know, they're a little, a little screw loose there. You know what I mean? So it's like, why, what do you expect? Like, it's so crazy. He scares me and not like I'm scared of you. Like if I saw him at high ho cheeseburger, I'm going to be like, can we sit down and talk? Because there's a lot of issues going on with you right now that we need to fix. Like, love that.

[Moses]

That's all he wants to do.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. Yeah, that's true. He ordered a phone call. This is an in person phone call. If I see my hair she's burger, I'll be like, here's your in person phone call. Let's talk and let's, let's go over everything that's wrong with you. Because he wanted to know. He asked us, he asked me an Oscar. Can we have a phone call? He wants to be fixed anyways. This is crazy. I don't know. And then like, what again? What do you expect? You put out a blast on social media. Like, of course people are like, it killed me. Not even a LinkedIn.

[Oscar]

And then he was talking about take

[Moses]

the ideas is giving them.

[Oscar]

That's. That was my first thought. Yeah.

[Moses]

That is like 300 times three. That's 900 ideas. They just gave him.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, that he's like, send me your ideas up for me and then just does them. And he's like, I never saw it. Actually, I never saw your email. Yeah, right. So it didn't even get Looked at who's wanting to work for James Charles. That's what I want to know.

[Oscar]

And then he was talking about how some of the people who commented on his tick tock. Like, he would look at them and then go to their tick tocks and like. Or comment on some of their stuff. Stuff. And then they would reply like, hey, James, like, I'm so interested. Where do I apply? And then he yelled at them. He's like, you can't even read. I put the email. I put the email on the description right there. And guess what? You can't get the job. You're already fired. And like, he was screaming at these people. I was like, damn, I don't know

[Trisha Paytas]

what that rebrand is of him yelling at everything, but it's not working for you. James maybe views, but overall, people are like, this person is.

[Moses]

This is the way he treats you before you even hired.

[Oscar]

That's true.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. First of all, you do a great James Charles impersonation. You do Shane and James perfectly. Like, you should play them in the.

[Moses]

That's what I'm saying. I walked in, I was like, oh, it's James.

[Trisha Paytas]

You heard the yelling.

[Oscar]

Kayla pretty well too.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

Wait, come with me. Answering.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, that one.

[Oscar]

No. Kim Kardashian.

[Moses]

That's the one.

[Oscar]

I was dressed at the Met Gala. Little JoJo too.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Okay. It is giving a cross. Not bad. Could use some work. But the James is spot on.

[Oscar]

That is so funny.

[Trisha Paytas]

People love to yell at a camera. James is very Shane coded. They are kind of similar with, like, the.

[Oscar]

I think I'm good at the cross lashing out aspect because I can only do. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's so good.

[Oscar]

You would call the job channels.

[Trisha Paytas]

That gives me chills. You do it so Good. My memoir, 2019. Get in there. That's gonna be us. Shane. That is like. It's so good. It sounds just like him. It's so crazy. And the James too. Wow. Hire Oscar for voice acting.

[Oscar]

That is sending me. I did for Patreon.

[Trisha Paytas]

Let me hear James.

[Oscar]

Oh, my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

You're gonna do a video. We're gonna set one up for you, bro.

[Oscar]

I want all three of us to do little videos. Applause. Applying Moses as well.

[Trisha Paytas]

You give him a lot more credit than a lot more publicity than he needs. You're gonna be him as the painted palette. Now you want to apply for his positions. He's gonna think you're the number one fan. He's like, well, Oscar really loves me.

[Oscar]

You're the number one. Shayna Rylan.

[Trisha Paytas]

Fan, of course. Obviously. I was so gagged to see them admit it. No, that's true. If you keep up with people, you're low key. A little curious man.

[Oscar]

Yeah. Seeing the spam account did shock me. I didn't. I didn't know that was happening. I didn't know he had a spam account. Also, like, what is the need for a spam account? Girls posted on Maine, right? Like, Chris Olson, Crystals. I'm like, you just.

[Trisha Paytas]

It confuses me because I would think it's like, is this just a re upload? Did someone re upload your video? Because there's never like a check mark. It is. It does kind of confuse me. I like, want to have one because everyone has a spam account. I would love to have one and I wanted it to be like, user 53596. But then it's like, but it looks like someone just re uploaded my video. Then I don't know, know, maybe I'll create one. Is it hard to create a new one? I want to do a spam account just for that. I want to be like, hey, guys, looking to hire nobody? Actually, maybe a permanent postmaker. I guess that would be kind of fun. It would be fun to have just someone be like, it's because it can't get go far either. Like, I want someone to go get a Chamberlain coffee at like, Westfield in Century City would be so wonderful. Is there multiple locations? I think there's just one location.

[Oscar]

Is it really?

[Trisha Paytas]

I could have more. She becomes a Starbucks. She's just like on every corner. They should. Fun coffees are fun. Like just getting a cute little coffee.

[Oscar]

I guess maybe you're right. I could have. I thought it was a chain, but I'm probably wrong. Oh, because it wasn't the Century City. Like, it was a big deal. Because it was the first one, I think, right? Like the first physical location.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wait, but you said there's more.

[Oscar]

I thought so, but I think you're right because I remember when it opened, the lines were like insanely long. Because it was kind of the first. First. The first physical. I would love to.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, on the manifestation list, we need to write this down. Somebody. Jimmy, Anybody. We need to put. I want a Guinness World Record. And I think I do want, like a brick and mortem. Like something. I don't know what my thing is. Like pastas.

[Oscar]

Brick and what?

[Trisha Paytas]

Brick and mortem. Brick and mortar. Broken mortar. Mortar. What's mortar?

[Moses]

The thing you put between the bricks.

[Trisha Paytas]

Brick and mortem is just my funeral home. Or you can also eat. What is it? Brick and mortar. I've never heard that. What does that mean?

[Oscar]

It's like, the material for building.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, but really, what?

[Oscar]

Like, building a physical place. Like, you know you make it with brick and mortar, right?

[Moses]

The store. The store is made. It's a physical store, and the walls are made out of bricks.

[Trisha Paytas]

The store is called brick and mortar. I'm so confused.

[Moses]

Like, let's say you have a website, Then you have a site on the web, but if you have a brick. Brick store, it's a real store. It's physical.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, and you're building it. The mortar is like the.

[Moses]

The spot that connects the bricks.

[Trisha Paytas]

I want a brick and mortar store. That's why it's called that. How did you know that?

[Moses]

I mean, I did study how to build buildings.

[Oscar]

Honestly, how does the architect know?

[Trisha Paytas]

But also just in general, Like, I'm always impressed when you know more words than me in English. I'm always just like, how? Like, he'll say words. I'm just like, what does that even mean? And it's a real word all the time. So smart. You are smarter than I'll ever be. That's. That's really impressive. I want a brick and mortar store. Like, I would love. Like, I just don't know, like a. You know how they have, like, Prince Street Pizza or something? I want, like, something like that. But I don't know. Something with my food. Not my food. Your food, I guess, like, chicken fingers and pasta and I don't know what it is or.

[Moses]

We're giving the secret away this week. It's Bolognese night all across the world.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, right, you're making it for your cooking. Check out Moses. We didn't do our plugs at the beginning because I was too busy talking about myself. Sorry. If you made it this far, check out Moses's cooking videos at. Moses cooking videos. He's going to make the Bolognese recipe tonight, and it's so good. I can't wait to eat it. I forgot.

[Moses]

Yeah, the ingredient list is on Tik Tok right now, so you can get your stuff and get ready.

[Trisha Paytas]

I reposted it. I should have planned my meals better because now I'm hungry. And now I'm going to have to have, like, a little snack before, but I want to really be hungry for the pasta tonight. What time is it going to be done?

[Moses]

It's fast.

[Trisha Paytas]

I mean, are you going to make

[Moses]

it now when we're pretty much. When you guys do Patreon, I usually record the Videos.

[Trisha Paytas]

That sounds so good. Okay. Anyways, Moses cooking videos. Check it out. Oscar vlogs. He's getting sponsorship after sponsorship over there and I'm so happy for him. I'm always gig bit. I was like, wow, it's so good. And that's amazing. When's the vlog going up?

[Oscar]

Friday actually is my ad. We got approved, so not as big as big.

[Trisha Paytas]

What's the title?

[Oscar]

Oh, my God. I actually didn't think about the title. I thought about the thumbnail. I know what the thumbnail is going

[Moses]

to be, but moving in next to the Kardashians.

[Oscar]

Oh, yeah. Empty house or my house that I bought with money from Trisha Paytas. 10 minutes away from the Kardashians neighborhood. I got to get all the keywords in there.

[Moses]

So we got Trisha Paytas bought me a house.

[Oscar]

Oh, that's actually so good.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's a great title. Publicity would be great. That's so funny. Is it a house tour?

[Oscar]

It's my empty house tour because it was like the day before I moved. I filmed it, which was just a week ago, weirdly. But it feels like it's been. I've aged a lot in the past week.

[Trisha Paytas]

Let's say that I know moving will do it for you at least. It's like you're like home for a while. Yeah, forever maybe.

[Oscar]

I mean, I hope so because I

[Trisha Paytas]

love a forever home.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, no, usually there's like a. People do a starter home and then they get like a bigger house or something. But like straight to like the ours too. I think of ours like forever home. Like I always think I want a bigger. I'm like, do I need a bigger house? No, I do not your house.

[Oscar]

You just need it organized, I think.

[Trisha Paytas]

But yeah, that part, once it's organized, like a brand new house and it's like so I know stuff just keeps applying. Like when it was accumulating, I'm like, I just need your house. And I was like, you know what? Just get rid of some stuff. And that's where we're at. And I can't wait for that summer new organized house over here. Oh, that's so exciting. Well, check out Oscar Gracie vlogs and check out our patreon. Patreon.com.

[Oscar]

just Trish I want to do for Patreon. Maybe in a week or two. But like your reaction to that. My house, I feel like would be such a good Patreon video, right?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, I would love. Oh my God, let's do it today.

[Oscar]

Well, my furniture most of my furniture finishes this week, like, the big pieces. So next week I should be.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, fun.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Would love.

[Oscar]

In good shape.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God, that's gonna be so much fun.

[Oscar]

I feel like that's a fun Patreon.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, I love. That's such a good one. Oh, I'll be, like, so gag. I love houses. I love, love houses. Like, I'll, like, go look at open houses. Even if I'm not looking for a house. I just love them. Like, I just think they're so. Like, on Zillow, I always look in our neighborhood. I'm always like, what's around here? Like, let's Would love that. And I'm excited because your house does look so nice. I always like every time you do, like, a little, like, a little sneak peek.

[Oscar]

Yeah, I know. I'm excited to finally, like, post most. Although it looks so different now that it's furnished. Furnished. 80. But even the empty one's still kind of gaggy. Although we didn't have water and power when I filmed the empty one. So it was a little dark, but, you know.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Oscar]

But they'll make the reveal with furniture, like, gaggier. Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Yes. I think we did an empty house where I saw it on, like, Tik Tok. I think I did one. I don't think I did, like, a video. And I was like. I was looking. I was gonna get. Yeah, houses look so different before they're, like, furnished and lived in. But that's kind of fun. I kind of like it. Do you ever look at the. Was it staged your house?

[Oscar]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

So, like, the Zillow pictures versus, like, your house.

[Oscar]

We save them all, too. So we could kind of remember, like, how they staged it in reference for, like, when we're placing furniture. Like, okay, how do they stage.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, you're trying to do the same.

[Oscar]

Similar. Yeah. And we kept the nails in from where they hung art. So we know. Know, like, okay, we need art here.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, we did that too. There's. It's so funny, though. Like, couldn't be more opposite than the staged ours. The way our house was staged versus what we have. Like, there was, like, a coffee table where our bling tiger is. You know what I mean? Their bed was, like, underneath the chandelier. I was, like, in the middle of the room and feel like it's blocking the fireplace. But the way they had it was like an office in the bedroom. And I was like, no, ours is completely different places. Huh?

[Moses]

We never use fireplaces.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Malibu loves to, like, peek through because you can see it from my office. Office. It's so funny. But yeah, we went the complete opposite of how they staged our house. And I honestly think we upgraded. I think we did better than the original Beetlejuice and all that themed. Oh, Michael Jackson's house is open for the public. I was like, oh, that's kind of everything. It's like designed as if it was when they were living there. I was like, that's kind of cool. Maybe like 80 years from now. They can do that with our house. People can. It'll be like a time capsule. Not 80, I guess. How long has it been since the 70s. What is that math? 80. 80 years.

[Moses]

So 56.

[Trisha Paytas]

56. So 50 years.

[Oscar]

70s, yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

So yeah, 50 years from now, if someone wants to come walk through our house and have it be a time cap so they can come sit in the chairs. The. Just.

[Oscar]

That's kind of fierce.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. I wonder if they allow that in here.

[Moses]

Maybe with invitation. You know, it's limited amount.

[Oscar]

Yeah, you gotta get through the gate.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wait, would we be still living in 50 years? I guess. Yeah. I was like, are we still here? No, we moved. We moved somewhere else, I guess. I don't know.

[Moses]

We'll be in the little glass box like a. That people can walk by him.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's a crazy thing actually, that people are like going to his like house and everyone's like still alive that like live there. Cuz I get Elvis, he's been gone for so long and it's like, okay. But everyone's like visiting Michael Jackson's house and his family is still like alive.

[Moses]

It's kind of weird, but probably his family is the one orchestrating this. I think they probably on this date.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh my gosh. Such a crazy thing. Yeah. Like when you're just gone and people can just make those decisions for you. My sister's just like here. Walk through Trish's house. I guess I wouldn't like. Yeah, I guess that's fine. I guess she has my blessing. It's kind of weird, but what are you gonna do? I guess keep the legacy alive.

[Oscar]

Oh my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like Selena's family. Oh, we're doing great.

[Oscar]

I know. And I said my fyp, as I said, is, was the James Charles band. It's also a lot of the hantavirus. Have you been keeping up?

[Trisha Paytas]

What?

[Oscar]

Have you been.

[Trisha Paytas]

The hantavirus?

[Moses]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

Have you been keeping up with.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Simone's like, yeah, of course he is.

[Oscar]

I knew that.

[Trisha Paytas]

What's hantavirus?

[Oscar]

I. I thought you might have caught up with it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Scary, spooky kind of.

[Oscar]

I mean it's an. It's this very deadly.

[Trisha Paytas]

Sorry, just one second.

[Oscar]

I got your poor back.

[Trisha Paytas]

Also coming at you. So creepy. Back to the hantavirus. What is happening?

[Oscar]

Well, it is a deadly virus that's really rare. But there's a boat that is. It's a boat of a cruise of 149 people. And there have been seven cases of it and three people have passed away. But I thought you would know because of the boat that it's on. It's the JoJo seawall cruise.

[Trisha Paytas]

Stop.

[Oscar]

I tried to keep it here. I'm so mad. That was good.

[Trisha Paytas]

That was like. I was Hans Myers real.

[Moses]

Yeah, yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, not on the JoJo misinformation again, Oscar. Misinformation. Gracie, over here. Oh my gosh.

[Moses]

It's a virus that he gets from rats droppings.

[Trisha Paytas]

Ew.

[Moses]

So I think this is.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh my God.

[Moses]

Gene Hackman. His wife died.

[Oscar]

Yes.

[Trisha Paytas]

What?

[Oscar]

Yes.

[Moses]

Remember when they passed away. She passed away from that.

[Trisha Paytas]

What did he pass away from?

[Moses]

I don't think the. A fall maybe. Oh, I think maybe he fell the

[Trisha Paytas]

same time it happened. He fell and she had the.

[Moses]

Well, I think she passed away. He fell and he couldn't get. I'm not sure, but it was a weird one.

[Trisha Paytas]

One that was weird.

[Moses]

But anyway, if. If you are around a lot of rat droppings, you can get the virus. But usually that's the only way you get it. People don't transmit it to each other, but in this case they think they do in the boat. So the cruise. Sh.

[Oscar]

It is a cruise, not show cruise,

[Moses]

but there's like people from 23 different countries. And so they're stuck on this boat now. Nobody wants to let them dock in their country.

[Trisha Paytas]

So I'll just gonna die.

[Moses]

I mean, I've seen a tick tock from a person on the boat who's like, help us. Like his name is.

[Oscar]

I think it's name is Jake. He is. He's a travel vlogger on Instagram and Tik Tok and he's gay. And then I was like, oh, what if he's a fan? We can send him a message of hope like a cameo for free. But he doesn't follow you. He just follows like every other gay person.

[Trisha Paytas]

How do you know he doesn't follow me?

[Oscar]

Cuz I went through his following cuz

[Trisha Paytas]

I was like, oh, it would be

[Oscar]

like maybe send him a message of encouragement.

[Trisha Paytas]

I would have loved to.

[Oscar]

I know.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, well, Jake. Yeah, you maybe you don't know us, but I hope you get well. Wear a mask.

[Oscar]

He's okay right now. He posted a couple of days ago. But it also takes up to eight weeks to display symptoms.

[Trisha Paytas]

So who knows everything about cruises? Obviously, Trish cruise is not happening because everything about cruises scare me. We have friends that, like, went away to a cruise and they came back and they were both, like, sick with, like, something crazy too. Like, they had, like, a crazy stomach bug for like a month. It doesn't seem ideal to just be on a ship where things can go awry and then everybody's just stuck there because you can't dock.

[Oscar]

Like happened with COVID too, right?

[Moses]

Like, it was when Covid started. There were. Yeah, there were boats puts out out there that people had Covid on them.

[Oscar]

So everyone on Tick Tock is preparing for another pandemic. Although disclaimer. The medical professionals have said the threat of pandemic is really low. But everyone is like, okay, I'm in the house. I'm in the house board. Let me make some bread. Let me do a Tick Tock dance. Like, everyone's preparing in case the rat droppings come here.

[Trisha Paytas]

Is it in the U.S. where is it?

[Oscar]

It's in Bahamas Verde. Where is Cape Verde actually? Oh, it's off the coast of Africa right now. But yeah, there are Americans on my

[Trisha Paytas]

board, so I actually think it would be another pandemic. It's unlikely.

[Oscar]

It's. It's tough to say because the threat of pandemic right now, they're saying is low. But if it is, like, airborne or like, if you're able to transfer from human to human.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God.

[Oscar]

That is kind of scary, right? Because like Moses said, it's mostly from, like, when you inhale, like, dust, and in that dust is particles of like, rat or rodent, like fecal matter or urine. That's how it transfers. And it's like, really rare. But I watched an interview from like, a medical professional who, like, studied covet and stuff and was like, on a cruise. That's like, so rare. Like, it would be like, not even on the top 100 things of diseases like, or sicknesses I could ever guess, because it's also incurable.

[Trisha Paytas]

And so everyone just dies.

[Oscar]

You can. Yeah, they. You can only treat it like you get respiratory symptoms. So you can only treat it for, like, respiratory symptoms. But it's like, it's also really hard to diagnose too. But yeah, my whole bit was that it was on the JoJo seawall cruise and I kind of ruined it really Quick.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, better I'll be a title or thumbnail, because that's one person I'm not obsessed with with maybe Rylan, maybe Shane, but not JoJo. And I love her, but not obsessed at all. I don't think people care. I feel like people are also very like, we don't care about Jojo.

[Oscar]

Jojo Cruz causing next pandemic. That's kind of clickable.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think that's the. I. I think anything is better than that, literally. What did we talk about? What did I say? I had so many horrible hot Topics.

[Oscar]

Okay. Yeah, work. I'll put him down.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's so funny. You should put Fred Armerson in the title. I would click on it. I would see it for all those tiktoks, you know, Honestly. Yeah, it's so funny. I saw a TikTok that was like, you know, our kids will learn about the pandemic and, like, history books being like, 2020. Like, a virus came and wiped out so many people, and we were locked in our houses. Scary. But then, like, you were saying the tick tocks. It was like. And it was just like, what were people doing? Why were we not scared? Why was everyone just, like, chilling on TikTok?

[Oscar]

I know. Tea.

[Trisha Paytas]

Doing like, crazy.

[Oscar]

We had nothing else to do, I guess.

[Trisha Paytas]

Were you a part of that? Were you doing banana bread? Were you doing the whole.

[Oscar]

I was playing Animal Crossing.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, that's right.

[Oscar]

But that's probably the most. Yeah, you do. That was the most pandemicy activity.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think I did the banana bread. I was doing banana bread.

[Oscar]

I believe you were influenced to do any old.

[Trisha Paytas]

Everything. I was talking about Fauci. I was talking about everybody, and I don't even know who that is. I remember. Remember that shirt I had that said Fauci on it? It. It was like, all the names. Is he good or bad? I have no idea.

[Oscar]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

Is he good?

[Oscar]

He's just like a, you know, medical professional.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. I had a shirt with his name on it. I was doing everything. I think at the time, Jared Leto was, like, a cult leader. I was, like, signing up for his text messages. Anything pandemic related, I was so in. What else you were. You knew me at the time. I was doing everything.

[Oscar]

You were composting, right?

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, I was composting.

[Moses]

I was Hamilton, too.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Okay. Not really pandemic related, but we were doing a lot of Hamilton Trish talks. That was post. Oh, that was like, 2021. We're in this house. We were in, like, this house in, like, Studio City.

[Oscar]

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Because that was right before. Yeah, it was right before I went with Joey. Right. It was like before. Right before the pandemic.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. The Joey video was like, what, March or it was January or something. It was 2020.

[Oscar]

Yeah. Either early February or late January.

[Trisha Paytas]

I was really skinny in that video. I looked at the video the day I was like, what was I doing before the pandemic?

[Oscar]

Drugs. You're on met.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, you're right. In the book. I was like, you see, you know, you're right. I know my chronological order now. I was like, that was.

[Oscar]

I remember a lot happening in that house.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes. Oh, my God. My lips were, like, blue. I was like, yeah. You know, weirdly, when you're on a lot of drugs, you don't eat. I didn't eat for like three weeks. Almost died, literally. Wow. Well, that's it. That's it for today. This was a great.

[Oscar]

Covered a lot.

[Trisha Paytas]

We covered a lot. I think great Hot topics. I think we. You know, just May is great. Like flowers that bloom, so should you. And you should let those flowers bloom by watering them and getting the proper nutrients and sleep. Flowers need lots of sleep. And that's how they get beautiful rose buds. It's like bears in the winter rose. The buds become petals on the flowers. We have roses out there. Moses, you pick those roses for my birthday. Please. Those are so beautiful. I love them so much. I would do it myself. I don't know how you properly cut them without hurting them, because you can't just yank a flower. You have to cut them delicately, as I've been told. But like the bears that to hibernate in the winter, the flowers will bloom come May, and here we are. And I love you guys. Thanks for watching and we'll see you in the next one for a really fun week. Next week. I have a really. My big, big, big, big announcement will be next week. And it's the biggest that's ever. That's ever happened to me. Do you know? No, you don't know. Jimmy knows. Jimmy knows everything's. I have him cut stuff.

[Oscar]

I'm like, you should have known if you were or weren't at the Met gala. But anyway.

[Trisha Paytas]

Right, right. Because he added, like, my blog, and everyone's like, okay, make sure you cut that. That if it's not, you know, not Loveline, we. I'm like, I'll hold that another week because I can't talk about it yet. So that's it. I love you guys. Thanks for being here. And we'll see you soon. Bye.