Trisha Gets Cast on EUPHORIA Season 3 & Guest Stars on RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE?!

Summary

Just Trish Podcast Summary: "Trisha Gets Cast on EUPHORIA Season 3 & Guest Stars on RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE?!"

Valentine’s Day Hustle and Style The episode kicks off with Trisha Paytas and co-host Oscar Gracey delving into their hectic Valentine's Day preparations. Trisha shares her struggle with juggling multiple events, including a music video shoot, a tour, and family activities. At [01:16], she humorously remarks, "It’s always Valentine's Day in my heart," highlighting her deep appreciation for the holiday despite the chaos. Oscar contributes by discussing his outfit choices, wearing a Taylor Swift "lover" cardigan to embrace the season's theme, even admitting a hint of resistance in his demeanor at [02:52]: "I think I'm a little bit of a hater today, but I'm gonna try to be a lover."

Navigating the Influencer Lifestyle Transitioning from holiday prep, the conversation shifts to the complexities of being an influencer. Trisha discusses the demands of maintaining a consistent online presence, expressing frustration over managing multiple shoots and engagements at [02:17]: "Influencing is so hard. It's not for everyone." Oscar empathizes, sharing his own challenges with multitasking and staying organized amidst a packed schedule.

Celebrity Gossip and Scandals A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to current celebrity gossip. Trisha and Oscar dissect recent controversies, including David Dobrik’s revelations about his weight and questionable statements on his podcast. At [21:07], Trisha criticizes Dobrik, stating, "It makes me mad. I do feel myself getting angry again and I've never been that way." They also discuss Poppy’s backlash and Tati Westbrook’s “villain era,” with Trisha expressing concern for Westbrook’s well-being and mental health [30:07]: "She has been going through it. I feel like she's not in a space to do that."

Coloring and Relaxation Trends Shifting gears, the hosts explore the rise of coloring as a form of relaxation. Trisha suggests releasing a coloring book, noting its therapeutic benefits at [08:01]: "Coloring relaxes you. Like, weirdly. It does." Oscar agrees, emphasizing the importance of activities that help influencers unwind and disconnect from their hectic lives.

Environmental Concerns: Saving the Amazon Trisha and Oscar take a moment to address serious environmental issues, specifically the deforestation of the Amazon rainforest. At [72:56], Trisha passionately states, "Why don’t people do that when instead of throwing paint on the Mona Lisa, like, why don’t you go stand in front of the bulldozers?" They advocate for direct action and increased awareness to combat environmental degradation, stressing its critical role in sustaining life on Earth.

TV Shows and Movie Insights The conversation naturally flows into discussions about popular TV shows and movies. They reflect on the mixed reception of "Game of Thrones," particularly criticizing Daenerys Targaryen’s abrupt descent into tyranny and the polarizing final seasons [81:04]. Trisha shares her disappointment, saying, "She really wasn't that, like, terrible. And it just came out of nowhere." Additionally, they touch upon upcoming blockbusters like "Jurassic Park," "Fantastic Four," and "Superman," expressing excitement for dinosaur-themed adventures and superhuman heroics.

Euphoria Season 3 and Drag Race Casting A highlight of the episode is the announcement of Trisha being cast in "Euphoria" Season 3 and her potential guest appearance on "RuPaul's Drag Race." Trisha reveals her audition experience, reflecting on the competitive nature of casting for such high-profile shows [123:35]: "I was very nervous... I hope she doesn’t get eliminated because it's the curse of me at this point." Oscar discusses the logistics and emotional aspects of appearing on drag platforms, emphasizing the tight-knit community and the challenges of maintaining authenticity in performance.

Final Thoughts and Future Plans As the episode winds down, Trisha and Oscar share their aspirations for future collaborations and appearances. They express interest in expanding their podcast's reach, potentially featuring high-profile guests like Tyra Banks or Ricky Dillon [133:30]: "What would his podcast be called? Oscar Vlogs. That’d be so easy to find." They also discuss the importance of staying connected with their audience through various social media platforms and upcoming tour dates, ensuring listeners remain engaged and entertained.

Notable Quotes:

• Trisha on Valentine's Day chaos: "It’s always Valentine's Day in my heart." [01:16]
• Oscar on outfit choices: "I think I'm a little bit of a hater today, but I'm gonna try to be a lover." [02:52]
• Trisha criticizing David Dobrik: "It makes me mad. I do feel myself getting angry again and I've never been that way." [21:07]
• Trisha on saving the Amazon: "Why don’t people do that when instead of throwing paint on the Mona Lisa, like, why don’t you go stand in front of the bulldozers?" [72:56]
• Trisha on Euphoria casting: "I was very nervous... I hope she doesn’t get eliminated because it's the curse of me at this point." [123:35]

This episode of "Just Trish" offers a blend of personal anecdotes, insightful commentary on pop culture, and candid discussions about the influencer lifestyle, all delivered with Trisha Paytas's signature unfiltered honesty.

Transcript

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Code Spotify. That sounds like my worst nightmare.

[B]

Well, that was another thing David Dobrik said on his podcast was.

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My God.

[B]

He said he was clinically obese when he started Zilla. We should do something to help the rainforest, the Amazon.

[A]

I know, it's terrible.

[B]

I think if it goes away, we're just done breathing.

[A]

Army Hammer.

[B]

Maybe they're trying to get him a podcast or something.

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You know what I mean?

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What's this podcast called? Eat the. Her name is Trish. She's got the dish and all gossips. Filthy rich Rich.

[A]

Yay.

[B]

Hello. Happy pre Valentine's Day. If you don't have a Valentine, spend it with us here at Just Trish. There's three of them for you to choose from. There's me, your host, Trish, who didn't dress theme.

[C]

But you're always on theme.

[B]

I'm always on theme. It's always Valentine's Day in my heart. It's actually my favorite holiday, and I don't know why I didn't dress theme.

[C]

No, you fit the set so perfectly in your color.

[B]

Really? Okay. I was thinking about outfits for our actual Valentine's Day. For the Valentine's Day with the kids. Well, both Valentine's Day are with kids, but there's like, a Valentine's Kids events we're going to, so I was trying to think of that, and I just forgot. And then tomorrow we have a music video. It's just, like, a lot happening. And then I go on tour in a week, and I'm just like, I can't think of all these outfits all together, but how hard is that you or is that from something? It's me. That's wild.

[A]

It is hot. Let's roll up the Michaela clip. Influencing is so hard. It's not for everyone. You guys, Outfit after outfit after outfit. Damn.

[B]

It was outfit after outfit. Yesterday was outfit after outfit. It was. I think that's when I was texting you, and I was just so. It Was like, I had just. In the morning, I had a shoot. In the afternoon, I had a shoot. And again, love it all. But then I had to go straight to the dancing in North Hollywood at like 4:30 in the afternoon, which is like traffic. And then I was like, well, I wasn't texting you in traffic. I was like going to North Hollywood. And you said something. I like didn't read it right. And then I was like, oh my God, I think I read that wrong. And I was just. I've been a mess. I've been a mess because I love being busy and I love working. But also I'm not good at it. Cause I can't multitask. So it was a mess. But your second Valentine Day option is Oscar. You are dressed as.

[A]

I'm wearing a Taylor Swift lover cardigan.

[B]

Oh, it's so cute.

[A]

Yeah, I figured it was a good time to be in my lover era. Even though I'm a little. I think I'm a little bit of a hater today, but I'm gonna try to be a lover.

[B]

I think so too. You came out strong. I was like, damn. Okay.

[A]

I did. In my head, I think. Cause I've also been really busy with like work and stuff. And in my head, I cannot get out Remy Ashton's. Ms. Remy Ashton's 45k brand deal for an Instagram post. And I'm like. Like, it's weighing heavy on me because I'm like, this is so much work. And I could just do one Instagram post.

[B]

I know.

[A]

And then we'll get to it. But then Alicia Marie in Dubai, I'm like, what is.

[B]

Oh, you are in the hater mod. You're entering your villain era too. I love it. I watched it just now actually, before I came down. Villain era. Well, you're. You're just so cute though. You look like a cute lover boy.

[A]

So I think that's good.

[B]

I'm.

[A]

I'm presenting lover era. But inside villain era. Maybe. We'll see.

[B]

Well, you look adorable. And third option is Moses with his. You were this last Valentine's Day. I love this shirt on you. Oh, it's mean husband. Look at that mug. Wow.

[C]

Probably the first music video that you came to together.

[B]

Yeah. The video is no longer out, but the mug remains. Yeah, I took it out a while.

[C]

Ago, but this music video.

[B]

Yeah, because it literally was promoting my of which is no longer still out on what, itunes somewhere. I don't know. I think I deleted it. But you loved it. He didn't love that. Song. It was not good.

[C]

But anyway, that's my mug cam is my wife, my wife, my wife.

[B]

Millennial cringe right there.

[C]

And me.

[B]

I like it, though.

[C]

One second.

[B]

Oh, is this for me? Oh, is this my Valentine's gift? Oh, I haven't had Reese's in so long. This was like. This was my favorite snack in the whole wide world. Thank you so much. The Reese's heart. Oh, my gosh. Should I open the card now? I love that you give me a card.

[C]

Now look around before you take it out on the card.

[A]

This is not your surprise.

[C]

This is not your Valentine card.

[B]

Oh, you're asking. Finally. I've been like, I'm waiting. I did send him Starbucks cups with a little. Have you seen those?

[A]

No.

[B]

There's a Starbucks doing like a chocolate covered strawberry drink. And they put the cake pop, like a Valentine's cake pop in there. And they write on the couple, you be my Valentine's.

[A]

That's cute.

[B]

I sent him like 50 of those, but I like this too. I'll take this. I'll take it. Okay.

[C]

Yeah. There's no time to go to Starbucks before the show.

[B]

I should have gone today. I actually did have time today. I got done really early. I got done like 9am I should have gone to Starbucks. Okay. Oh, it's a little fishy. We're very fish coated over here. Yeah. Moses likes to eat the canned fish. You want a whole fish room. And I am Trish, like, fish.

[A]

Yay.

[B]

Okay. Yes. I will be your valentine. Huh? Oh, show close. Thank you. Thank you for asking. I was like, what are you gonna ask? You can't just assume this one is for you. This is an Oscar gift.

[A]

Me?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's so sweet.

[B]

I hope you know what it is.

[A]

I don't know what it is.

[B]

Okay, Well, I hope you know when you find out. I don't know how cute.

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A little axolotl.

[B]

Oh, my God. How did you know what that was?

[A]

They're my favorite. One of my favorite animals. Yes. Yes.

[B]

What is axolotl? What is that? I've never heard you say that once on the show. Have you at least an axolotl from, like, animal crossing? Is that what it's from?

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No, it's an animal that exists.

[B]

Oh, and they made an axolotl Valentine.

[A]

That's so cute. Love you a lotto. It's like the perfect pun.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

That's so sweet. Thank you.

[B]

I will say Moses remembered that. He's like, I got Oscar gift. And I was like, what is it?

[A]

You clearly did it too.

[B]

I was thinking, like, what do we get, Oscar? What do we get?

[C]

We are a couple. It's. It comes from us.

[B]

I know, but I have to give you credit where it's due, because you did. That was a good one. I'm so bad at gift giving. I tell you this all the time. I really was. I was like, we need to give something for Oscar. When you get something for Oscar.

[A]

That is so sweet. Thank you for even thinking of me. This is the perfect Valentine's Day.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

It's like, if you know, you know, kind of thing. I love it.

[B]

I love that they made it axolotl. Maybe they heard you talking about it, because I've never once heard that ever in my life. And now they made a valentine about it.

[A]

They were a TikTok Trend Back in 2020, I believe. Yeah. I don't think you're on fish talk like that.

[B]

Yay. Well, it's Valentine's Day for everyone. Moses. I still don't know. Do you want a card? Because I was gonna go and get a card for you, but I was.

[C]

Like, no, I never want cards.

[B]

But I feel. I feel literally, that's what I'm saying. We just need to stop giving gifts. And I said I was so happy to just literally. Because it's gonna rain on Valentine's Day. Because I took the whole day off. It's like the first day off. Again, not complaining, but trust me, I love a day off. I will take a day off any chance I get. But we took the whole day off, and I was like, I'd love to just sit and do nothing, honestly. So. But if I should get you. Should I get you a card? You don't care?

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No. Why did you spend time.

[B]

Sometimes I think I should just sell.

[A]

Him, like, made a card. That's kind of.

[B]

That sounds. And then I thought, like, Malibu.

[A]

Malibu. Yeah.

[B]

That also sounds like a lot of work. I'm not an arts and crafts mom. Moses is an arts and crafts dad, which is good. I'm not an arts and crafts mom.

[C]

That sounds true. She's good at drawing. When she draws. It's really.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But I just get into drawing myself whenever I color with Malibu, I just, like, focus on my own coloring. I just am, like. I just get really into it.

[A]

You should release a Trisha Paytas coloring book.

[B]

I would love to. And there's already some on Amazon people are making.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. I would love. I love a color because it does relax you. Like, weirdly. It does.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You don't think to do it. But when I do it with her, I'm like, why I should do this more often. It's very. Just kind of like zone out and like relax.

[A]

Yeah. There's also like coloring talk too as.

[B]

Wow, you're on.

[A]

Yeah, I. I like to dabble, you know, I like to dabble in all the talks. Get a little bit of this, a little bit of that.

[B]

How do you find them? You search.

[A]

I mostly get like referrals from like other people that I watch. Like oh, I'm on coloring talk. Then I go investigate.

[B]

You know what coloring talk is?

[A]

Yeah, same for like axolotl talk. I saw an axolotl video and then there was like a compilation of axolotls on TikTok. So then I went to go investigate.

[B]

Myself and then it show we need Jimmy find somewhere he's talked about Axolotl on the show. I don't remember once. Like this is a name I would remember.

[C]

This was a long time ago.

[A]

Season one or season one art season just blend together.

[C]

Early when he was still talking about.

[B]

And you just saw that and you're like Oscar, really? Did you think about it?

[C]

Cuz it's such a unique animal and people that love it, really love it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He's so good at gift giving. Honestly.

[A]

I know the fact you remember that is very impressive.

[B]

That's cute. And oh my God. Cuz I saw it. I was like I hope he gets it because I don't get it.

[A]

But I know I do. I. I collect little axolotl plushies actually.

[B]

Oh my God. And it's pink and it looks like you. You make an axolotl today.

[A]

I'll take it.

[B]

Yeah, it's very cute. I'm gonna think of a present for Moses. I have two days left to do. I just.

[A]

I don't know. Even this year I'm bad too. With Darian I was like, what do you want? Usually I'm pretty like on top of it. This time not so much. It kind of snuck up on me to be honest.

[B]

Do you ask what he wants usually?

[A]

No, because he's not very subtle with like hints. He's like, oh, I wish I had airpod maxes. You know, I'm like, got it, got it. But this time we just haven't like talked about there's no Easter eggs, you know, There is no foundation for what would be a good present. He. He wanted to get me a Swarovski crystal teddy bear necklace. Like he me on accident. Cuz he meant to send it to his girlfriend to get like, oh, would this be cute for him?

[B]

Wow. He was like asking so.

[A]

But then he sent it to me on accident and then he's like oh, sorry, I meant to send this to Natalie. And I was like oh thank God. I was like, I was wondering cuz this is such a weird.

[B]

Oh, I did that before. I did this like my mom like when I was a kid, she got like a Lakers backpack. I'm like that's so ugly. I thought it was for my sister and she like oh, it's like free. Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

[A]

I know. I felt bad. I felt bad. And then he had to conf. And then I just. I believed him. I believe that he meant to send that to his friend because it's like a really girly. It's very Nicki Minaj. I feel like you would love it.

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So watch anything. I ordered the Ariana Grande collection. I ordered the new snake collection. I ordered everything.

[A]

It was kind of like a chunky like gummy bear looking thing. It was giving me very Nicki Minaj vibes. So I just assumed it was for a girl. But no, he. He has to return it when it comes in the.

[B]

You were like I don't like this at all. Oh no. Yeah, well now you're not going anything.

[A]

Because I sent him in the right direction and I'm pretty easy to get gifts. Like I'm like gagged at this. You know what I mean? Like I'm pretty easy to get.

[B]

Ye. I. I'm always impressed by any gift. Like I love this. I love anything. It is easy to impress. But.

[A]

But me for him, I have no idea.

[B]

You haven't got anything?

[A]

Nothing. I got him a card already. I got him a card a couple weeks ago. But yeah, the actual gift. I don't know.

[B]

I can't do these something.

[C]

He's going into his TikTok era. Right?

[A]

That's true. Maybe a little tripod. You're getting a little set up, little ring light or.

[C]

Exactly.

[B]

That is hard. I'm trying to think. I. Yeah, I don't know. That's a tough one with him and you. You're everyone's. And Moses. Everyone's just tough. I just. Just can't buy anyone anything.

[C]

So architects you can always get them a nice briefcase. Cuz he's going to work for some good idea. Right? So it's like a job.

[A]

Briefcases probably in architecture I would think. Right?

[B]

That's so funny.

[A]

Come into the office with a little.

[C]

Briefcase or something, you know for laptop and documents.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

The blueprints.

[B]

Yeah. Mike Brady always had a blueprint. He always carried it under his arm and it looked very. They had the rolls, too. There's, like, big rolls of tubes they carry in. Are you doing anything?

[A]

I'm sure we'll have dinner or something.

[B]

Go out and have dinner.

[A]

Maybe on Valentine's Day.

[B]

Is wild.

[A]

I think we're going to order. We usually for, like, holidays will, like, order Maggiano's and then eat at home. And Fridays especially, we usually order and eat. Watch Drag Race, like, with dinner. That's kind of our schedule.

[B]

Yeah, actually we do that too, because Traders and Drag Race comes out. You choose Drag Race over Traders.

[A]

Traders. I watch Thursdays and comes out Thursday. Thursday night. Yeah. And I'm like, quick. Because I'm on Twitter a lot, so it gets spoiled right away always. So I have to watch with the quickness. Now I'm back on Trader, so.

[B]

Yeah, you're back.

[A]

Because things are going my way. The men are out, so. Yeah.

[B]

That is so true. That is so true. They're all gone. Spoiler alert. Kind of sad. I'm. I'm gonna tell you, I just caved into all the men this season. I like. I love Rob. I love Tom Sandoval. I was like, I kind of live for all them. So as soon as Tom and Dylan's out, I'm done.

[A]

Really? No. I have my girls. I love Brittany Haynes, who finally got some screen time. I never seen her once, like, hyper fixated on Gabby Wendy right now.

[B]

Like, yes, her.

[A]

Absolutely fixated on her.

[B]

She's on my TikTok all the time.

[A]

I literally just scroll through her TikTok and I re. Watch them. It's like my cocomelon. I'm like, let me watch that again.

[B]

I'm dead cocomelon over and over.

[A]

Her, like, vocal fry. And when she talks, she has the glasses. And I love that it's filmed, like on an iPhone or something. I don't know. It's all TikTok.

[B]

Yeah. Or a podcast.

[A]

Is a podcast.

[B]

Yeah. I see clips of it and I'm like, why is it so. I think maybe it's a choice. Probably, like Drew and artistic choice.

[A]

Yeah, but it fits her.

[B]

No, I love it. I see those clips too. And I'm always like, that's so funny.

[A]

But she cracks me up.

[B]

I love. No, I do love her and I do love Carolyn.

[A]

I love Carolyn.

[B]

Yeah. Her vocal fry.

[A]

I like her mannerisms, like the way that she talks. Like, she's so expressive with her eyes.

[B]

Love her I really love her too. I never ever see the other one. You talk about Britney.

[A]

She finally got some screen time the last episode because.

[B]

What'd she say?

[A]

Rob tried to get her eliminated instead of him. He was the one. Dylan was like, britney's a traitor.

[B]

Oh, and she was kind of on the Rob's side too, right. She was like, team Rob.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because she had said in the previous.

[A]

Kind of saved him.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because she hated Wes more. She just wanted to get rid of him.

[B]

I did not like him either.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

All those boys were horrible. Yeah, we. We love the Traders too, but we do drag race first. But Valentine's Day, honestly, going out is the absolute worst. I remember I went to Bunny Hana one year for. And I love anyone. I went like lunchtime at the 11 o'clock hour where, like, no one shows up really? Every table. And Benny Hana's like, this is our biggest day ever. Like, people love a Benihana meal especially.

[A]

That is like a romantic kind of thing for Valentine's Day.

[B]

No, I think it's the opposite of romantic. You're sitting at a table with eight people.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

It's like an experience almost. Right. Because it's like dinner and a show almost. Because they. They have the hibachi.

[C]

If you had. If you had a table to yourself.

[A]

That's a good point.

[C]

And a date and a private chef kind of situation, but you never know who the other people are going to be. That's hibachi talk to. There were people trying to buy stuff from us. Like, there was like, oh, what were.

[B]

They trying to buy?

[C]

Was it a drum set or.

[B]

Oh, yeah, we had a drum set. And the person's, oh, give me your number so I can buy it. I was like, okay, I don't want you. Last time, too, we were at 11 o'clock after you picked me up from the airport, and just everyone's drinking at 11am like, everyone's just like having a good time talking to us. They always love to make conversation with us. And I just. I really just love talking to Moses and not anyone else. And they love to just chit chat. Oh, what are you guys getting? Oh, you got double rice. Ooh, that was a good idea. Like, people just comment so much and it's a little annoying, I'm not gonna lie. But what are you gonna do? I know. That's why I saw Kim Kardashian's kids there after we were there like a years ago. I was just like, there's no way Kim Kardashian is sitting at A table with eight other people. There's just no way. No, it's like her kids.

[A]

And I feel like she must have had the whole place to herself or something. Right.

[B]

I thought she wasn't even there because it was just the kids. So I feel like maybe she had someone else take them out.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I just can't picture Kim Kardashian at all.

[A]

I only saw Northwest Northwest once when she was younger, and I don't think Kim was there.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Usually people see the kids with that. I mean.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, it's like normal to have people take them out, but.

[A]

Yeah. And especially it was like, during the day, like on a random weekday, you know, so like a. Yeah. Work week kind of situation.

[B]

But yeah, we go to a similar. We go to the same place, play place there. And you always know when you see, like, I would assume they're the Kardashian kids. Unless there's someone else, because I kind of don't recognize them. But there's always like five bodyguards around at this one play place we go to. And I'm always like, okay, someone famous is here. Makes me feel a little safe, I guess, that there's so many bodyguards around. But I don't know, it's kind of crazy to be a kid and, like, need a bodyguard. But honestly, every kid should have a bodyguard these days because it's wild out there.

[A]

Good point.

[B]

You know, people are crazy. But do we have plans for Valentine's Day? You have something planned. You said in the morning. You have a delivery coming tomorrow. You have something planned in the morning.

[C]

Well, I had a plan to spend tomorrow preparing everything for Valentine.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[C]

But then I got booked for a music video, so I have to go.

[B]

Oh, so hard.

[C]

Have to go and be in this music video.

[B]

And you gotta shave and you're bringing your fish. The canned fish was a request from the director, by the way.

[C]

You have to remind me, I think.

[B]

Okay, well, reminding you right now. Make a note.

[C]

So when I get back, hopefully I'll have time to get things ready for Friday.

[B]

What are we doing? Are we staying here? Moses always built like a fort every year since we've met. Well, the first year, he did nothing. And I was pissed. I was like, true.

[C]

I did. It was just at night, Like, I didn't know. For her Valentine starts. You wake up in the morning. There needs to be a wow factor. Valentine, we're here.

[B]

I don't think it was planned. I think, like, it was nighttime. It was like 10 o'clock at night when he, like, Put up a tent. And I was like, I think he just ran out, got a tent. Because that morning I was like, wait, there's no card. There's no donuts. Like, there's nothing for Valentine's Day. And we were engaged. We bought this house. And I was like, wait, what the hell? Like, I was so mad. He's like, oh, I. Oh, the day's not over. Like, whatever. I think. I think you ran out because you did go out in the afternoon and just got the. You got a tent and some lights, which was cute. It ended up being cute.

[C]

No, because that. It was. We just moved to the house. Our master bedroom was not yet set. So it's. The first night we spent in our master bedroom was in that. Like, it's a big room. So we camped in the room.

[B]

And you got the tent that same day.

[C]

So it was tent. It was mattress. It was a whole thing. And we got the heart shaped pizza and everything. For me, Valentine was like a thing you do in the evening. I didn't know it was Valentine's Day.

[B]

No, I don't believe it. I think that's an excuse because he had nothing planned because we always do it in the day, even the next few days.

[C]

There was no always before that. This is our first one that we actually.

[B]

So how did you change from nighttime Valentine's to daytime Valentine's?

[A]

Because he learned.

[C]

Because I learned that if you don't wake up to something.

[B]

But I did give you a pass. I'm like, I'm just. Because I just. These holidays are just too much for me because I can't do anything for you. And I.

[C]

It's not. Even before we met, I had no relationship to Valentine's Day. Like, I did not care about it. I did not. It's the opposite. For me, it was like a Hallmark holiday, you know, it was not a real thing. It was like a. So for me, it was the opposite. I was like, so I only do it for you.

[B]

Guess that's why you stayed single for a long time. People are like, what the hell?

[C]

No, but, you know, you care about it, so I care about it.

[B]

Well, I don't care about it anymore. I mean, now for the kids, it's cute because you make them, like, little forts and stuff. It's cute. But I like our ones where we just eat, like, lasagna and watch the Bachelor. We don't have to do lasagna, though. That's heavy. That's a heavy. But it's a special dish. It is a special dish. But it takes you, like three and a half hours, and then you're, like, in the kitchen for so long, and then I'm, like, missing you.

[C]

We need to make it a family activity. Bring everyone to the kitchen.

[B]

Melba would love it. I don't know about Elvis, but. All right, so we're here. We're in the house for Valentine's Day.

[C]

Yeah. Because it's also raining.

[B]

Building a fort. There's all kind of things, surprises I'm excited to see. I always do love the last. Like, three have been. They've been solid, but.

[C]

Yeah. But now it's important for Malibu to see Valentine, you know.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That we do it and to. For her.

[B]

And we have, like, a kids Valentine's thing on the weekend, so it's the vibes. All right, well, thank you to the sponsor of today's episode, Bilt Rewards. If you're a renter, I'd start taking advantage of BILT if I were you. Here's the thing. We earn points on groceries, travel, and practically everything else we buy. But we should also be earning points on rent, one of our biggest monthly expenses. Bilt changed the game by letting renters earn high value points on rent and around the neighborhood. There's no cost to join bilt, and as a member, you earn valuable points on rent and on your everyday spending. BILT points can be transferred to your favorite hotels and airlines and even the ones you haven't heard of. There are over 500 airlines and 700,000 hotels and properties around the world. You can redeem your BILT points today. Points can also be redeemed towards a future rent payment and unique experiences that only BILT members can access. So if you're not earning points on rent, my question is, why not start earning points on rent you're already paying by going to joinbuilt.comtrish that's J O I I N B I L T.comtrish. make sure to use the URL so they know we sent you. Join built.comtrish to start earning points on your rent payments today. Thank you, Built Rewards. We love you. And thank you for sponsoring the podcast. That's the podcast. Thanks for watching.

[A]

If this was David Dobrik's podcast, he would be wrapping up right about now, actually. Yeah.

[B]

And I listened to it yesterday on the way to the. I think there was one episode I had missed. There's only like five episodes out each 32 minutes. And there was nothing, actually. He said he was in love with a stripper. I'm like, every Episode is like, I'm in love with stripper. I get all these girls. Like, yeah, this one, he's just like.

[C]

Can't even imagine him speaking those words out of his mouth.

[B]

It's crazy. It's the craziest thing. And he like goes and teases and. No, like, I. I gave her my number and I waited up all night, like, for her to text. But like, we had a connection and her name was Honey. Like, he's really going hard, this man. Just loving strip clubs and strippers and they.

[A]

I remember when he took you to strip club and he was so awkward about it.

[B]

So awk. Hated it. All of a sudden he's like, love strippers. Like there's. Yeah, he goes all the time. He tips. He's like, this is.

[A]

I think just because I loved him so much that it literally breaks my heart.

[B]

But it's also like, not him. Like, I just. I also know him and I'm just like, what is this rebrand?

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Crazy.

[C]

Who is writing the script? It sounds like a bad sitcom.

[B]

It is. It definitely is that. It's definitely. And then talking about like, oh my God, like sex robots. Did you see Megan? Megan Fox as a sex robot? I would get a sex robot.

[A]

Oh, my.

[B]

They talked about it like twice on the PODC cast. Like, they keep bringing up the same Megan Fox movie as a sex. It's very bizarre.

[A]

This is so weird, I guess because, like, he kind of lost the baby girl audience. That he's like, I guess I gotta go full swing the other way, you know, and just be like a Logan Paul kind of he's character trying.

[B]

But like, it doesn't hit the same because he's not looking. Which is probably good for David because it's like, you're not that person. Why are you trying to be this person that breaks me off? Yeah.

[A]

I don't know. I don't know why that makes me so sad. I think it's so weird.

[B]

It's just weird too. I'm like, what is this?

[A]

You know when you like. And this is gonna sound so like parasocial, but like when you have like an ex boyfriend, you're like, you at least hope they're well, you know, and then you see that. You see that they're like, terrible. And I'm like, damn. But like, no, you hope they're.

[B]

Well, not me. I'm always like, I mean, I try to think that way, but also like, no, I need to see you're doing worse without me. You know what I mean?

[A]

I Like, I want them to at least not be terrible, you know, because it also makes me look bad if, like, my ex is a, like a freaking delinquent, like a menace on society.

[B]

About him many times and so have I. So, yeah, it'd be one thing if you're like, associated like, oh, man, that like, sucks. You know what I mean? But again, as we said last time, no accountability. Vile creature over here.

[A]

It's just the selfishly, like, oh, my. People are going to think my taste in men is freaking deplorable because it's like, David Dobrik is. I know. Again, hung out. Not even hung out. Interviewed him four times, hung out with him a few times, I think, as if I had a whole relationship with this man. But damn, it hits hard either way.

[B]

You should listen to it. Then you can get your 32 minute dose of him every week. I mean, it's really my last resort. Like, I literally go through all my music, all my purchase songs, and I'm like, I guess there's nothing else. There's just nothing else. But honestly, I'm done for real because I'm like, I'm literally feel like I'm losing brain cells. It makes me mad. Like, I feel myself getting angry again and I've never been that way, so I was like, I need to like, not watch this because it's. It makes me so angry. Just so annoyed. I don't know why, for no reason. But, you know, when there's a slow news day, what are you gonna do? Try and find something from the worst podcast in the world.

[A]

I know we do. I mean, I also sent you a Tati Westbrook video.

[B]

Wait, what is it?

[A]

I also sent you a Tati Westbrook video this morning, you guys.

[B]

And I was like, that was your big one.

[A]

That's not my big one.

[B]

There's not much in there. I know. I was watching it on like, literally three times speed, which I never do, and I was just like, what? There's nothing. There's nothing.

[A]

I went through. I was like, let me see. Little. I dabbled with everyone. I was like, what is Shane up to? What is Tati up to? I'm like, there's gotta be something in here, something, somewhere. My only takeaway was Tati Westbrook entering her villain era. She teases for 2025.

[B]

Yeah, she said she's. Well, she's. She's been in her depressed era, but I'm like, I don't know if villain era is the right arc for you after being sad episode. Yeah, she said Past four years, actually, she's been miserable, so. Which is sad.

[A]

Yeah. And that's post. Yeah, that is post Dramageddon.

[B]

I would have her on. When she said I was gonna be a villain, I was like, yeah, call on the podcast. But I'm not touching Dramageddon at all. Love to everybody involved. Like, that's so scary. It's like a cursed.

[A]

It is a little bit of a curse cancellation. Yeah. It's funny, though, I will take credit because I do think John McGedon got a big new resurgence after we reviewed it, because all of a sudden everyone was going back to John McGed and that was like my one contribution. I was like, we really should react to it. And I. I do think that was good. A lot of the times I don't ever like one credit. I'm like, I don't really care, but this is the one. I'm like, I. I think I started that wave of everyone wanting to go back.

[B]

That is true.

[A]

Examine Dramageddon it was.

[B]

Yeah, I was on our Patreon. That's when our Patreon was the most popular. I think we had the most members at the time. Patreon.com just trish we forgot to do the shout out. Oh, gosh. I forgot to shout out everything. Patreon okay, shout out. Where are we at?

[A]

20 minutes.

[B]

Okay. Yikes. Here's our ad break. Patreon.com just trish we do extended podcasts every week, plus we do bonus videos where we react to all your favorite YouTube controversies. And there's headshots and stickers and so much more you can get in the mail from me to you. Patreon.com Jesse. Jesse. Just Trish Give it this Valentine's Day. A gift they'll actually use. Also, I'm on tour. Tickets now available. We are going to Indianapolis, Detroit and two Torontos. I believe the second night of Toronto is still available. We'll be there. And then the next weekend we're going to Denver, Seattle and Salt Lake City. New dates added in New York, Boston and LA and Vegas. Check them out on tour today, the eras of Trish. Did you want to promote something? Oscar's blog. Oh, just trish.com where you can now get these cosmetic bigs. Affordable, convenient, and a great gift. Maybe Ms. Valentine's Day, but Easter's coming up and don't you want to plant these in an egg for everyone to find? And Oscar, Easter. It's the next holiday, right? Because you can't get for Valentine's Day.

[A]

It's too late St. Patrick's Day.

[B]

No, we are skipping and being Gabbie Hanna. No one likes St. Patrick's Day. But he likes it. You do. Oh, my God, you do. We get celebrated. I didn't know you liked St. Patrick's Day.

[A]

And if you want to see that reaction that is on Patreon.

[B]

Yes, it's a good one, honestly. And Oscar Vlogs. You should call it Oscar Vlogs. That'd be so easy to find.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I should change my channel to that. But then I also stream, so I guess that's a little confusing.

[B]

Oscar streams and vlogs.

[A]

Vlogs, yeah. Period.

[B]

What is it? Oscar, Gracie.

[A]

It's just my name. Yeah, find it.

[B]

Find it out there.

[A]

We'll plug Jimmy on Twitch and Callie on Social.

[B]

Just everybody, everybody. What's Jimmy's Twitch? I forget. Wetzel.

[A]

Jimmy Wetzel. I think it's just his name.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And Callie's Calgada 143.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

She's always.

[A]

You can always catch her if you always need something to watch.

[B]

Every minute of the day. She's on every time I see it. And then Moses's tin can fish reviews on Moses Hackman. Patagonia sent him a box. He's getting booze. I have to check the names now when I open boxes, they're like, all the time for Moses. For real. I was like, what the heck? So now you can't come for me when there's boxes by the gate because half the time they're for Moses, who's.

[A]

Just gonna skip you and just do Moses?

[B]

Yeah, actually, no. All the time. And like, it's. If it's not for Moses, it's like something was ordered off TikTok Shop for the girl. Like, he's like a tick tock shop king. He loves to, like, get every toy he sees on there, which I love. It's great. But check everyone out. That's our thing. 20 minutes in. Sorry. We also have built rewards coming up, so stay tuned for that. If it's not already here.

[A]

They're seated. They're seated for the ad reads.

[B]

Yeah, they're great. It's a good one today.

[A]

Yeah. Back to Tati Westbrook. I guess the villain era. I, I. There is just still no, like, closure from it. So if she does come back in her villain era, I kind of want her to go full sports to Earth because she did, did kind of start the whole thing. She picked it back up, but she.

[B]

Just can't handle it. Like, we've seen her try to Be like a villain. And she can't.

[A]

That's true. She does kind of like back down. She posts and then she does the. She spills the tea and then she goes dark for a couple weeks and.

[B]

Then she should do that. I guess that's what she needs to do. I just feel like she's not in a space to do that. Because the video is called yes, I'm okay and the whole video because I watch at three times speed. Literally it's a 26 minute video the whole time. But guys, don't worry. I am okay. I'm like every little thing she says. I'm like, girl, are you sure? Because now you're making me question if you are. And I kind of feel bad for her because we did watch her like little breakdown and I think there was one point she said she was gonna get divorced from her husband and like they were moving to Maui. Like just like crazy. Like. And then in this video she talks about like this past December family stuff going down. Like she just seems like she's gone through a lot of. I'm like, maybe let's not enter the villain era because villainaire, you got to be strong. You got to have a strong mind because people are going to come for you. We're gonna recap it here and even me as soon as. When we get a little too spicy over here, a little too messy, I'm like, let's, let's tone it back a little. I don't wanna ever come across like, like I don't even want to attacking me. You know what I mean? We just like to be cute. So. Yeah, it's. I'm worried for her in that sense. She looks great. She looks fierce.

[A]

She does.

[B]

She inspired me to wear a hoodie. I was gonna wear hoodie.

[A]

Damn. I like fell back in so quick. Cuz she's plugging the. Her oversized hoodie. She's like, you guys, I'm wearing a. I'm wearing a small oversized hoodie. She had her hair done. She was plugging her hair products that.

[B]

She got comfort hoodies. She comfort hoodies below. I wanted to get an extra small, but they didn't have it. So I'm in a small. I was like, okay, girl, I think we need to know the sizes when you're not a small. You know what I mean? Like, she's like for reference.

[A]

I was like, and then the sweatpants too big for her. Oh, that's what it was.

[B]

Yeah, we watched the full thing. She's like, link below for that comfort hoodie. Made me want it. I was like, maybe I should put my hoodie on today.

[A]

I'm just plugging the makeup again too. And I'm like, I could use a new foundation, I guess. Did you get it? I didn't get it yet, but she really still has that impact on me.

[B]

Yeah, she looks good. I love. She looks at herself all the time. If I could see myself, I probably would. Like, if there was a monitor down there, I'd look at myself. She looks at herself all the time and I do that when I have the iPhone. Look good at myself. But she looked good. She looked pretty. She didn't sound great, but she sounded. I felt bad. I was like, damn, girl. So I try not to go too hard on her. Not that there was anything to go hard on. She's kind of just like living life, she said. But cuz, what was her updates? She didn't really have much.

[A]

She didn't have many updates. No. I mean, she also did have that like, Halo beauty, like, legal battle too. She kind of did actually go through a lot of. Actually is hard for sure.

[B]

No. Yeah.

[A]

Because like the marriage stuff, the Halo beauty stuff. Her sister's baby is in the nicu. Is that what it is?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then her dog Puka passed away. I love Puka.

[B]

Yeah, I love that little Puka.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

She says she's still grieving.

[A]

Yeah. So love and light to talk to you.

[B]

Yeah. No, she was. She's been going through it. I was like, but she still won't glam. I know one day she's like, you know what? For a whole week I went with no makeup around the house. I'm like, girl braver. That's me. Every day. I must be depressed. For the past 10 years, no makeup. She looked good, though. She had her full glam on. She had the lights blasting.

[A]

Yeah. Her setup is fierce. Like the lights that she uses.

[B]

It's like drag race.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

She's like blurred out. I need that. I need more. We do have a lot of lights, but we need. I need more. I need more of them flooding on me. I would listen to her podcast, honestly, 26 minutes, I was like, that's basically a podcast.

[A]

I would love it. Yeah.

[B]

What would hers be called? The Tea Tea With Tati, she'd make a it.

[A]

And this is. I say this with love, but she would make it something corny because, you know, she's very like, all about faith and like.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

So keeping the faith with Tati, I feel like that.

[B]

That's a good one actually.

[C]

What Is it The tea is in her name, right?

[B]

So what's the name?

[C]

What's the name?

[B]

Oh, just that I can see. Like, spill the tati or something. You know what I mean? Like something. Yeah. Hot and totty. The puns are hard. I'm not gonna lie, but they're coming out of me today. Johnny is amazing, but that's not very Christian girl.

[A]

But if she signs to the Just Trish network, like, we need to do that.

[B]

Who would we sign? I would sign hot and toddy instantly.

[A]

That is such a good name. I can't even, like, process it. Like, it's amazing.

[B]

Okay. She's assigned. She's our only person on it.

[A]

Ricky Dillon. I feel like, even sign Love Ricky Dillon.

[B]

He pops up on my TikTok everywhere. He looks so good.

[A]

He does look good.

[B]

He's okay, man. I mean, that's gonna be whatever. He beefed.

[A]

He's beefy, and he beefed up. He sent him to the Just Trish network.

[B]

Oh, absolutely. What would his. Because Ricky Dillon broke back. Ricky. Because he looks like a mountain man.

[A]

Oh, that's honestly pretty good too. You're good. I can hear with names I never answered.

[B]

I couldn't think of my drag name last time, but yeah. Okay. That's good. I like it. We're building a squad over here.

[A]

Now that Alex Cooper has her roster, I feel like you got to start.

[B]

I'm ready for the next.

[A]

Next. To be the next Alex Cooper.

[B]

I would love. She's crushing it. Did you see. Did you see an interview someone did with her and they asked her favorite sex position between her and her husband?

[A]

Yeah. Was it Gayle King?

[B]

Oh, I think so. Which is wild.

[A]

Yeah. Gayle King interviewed her and asked what her and her husband's favorite sexual position is, which is also like. So is that. I mean, I don't know Gail like that, I guess, but I've never heard her ask that kind of question.

[B]

No, I don't think think so. And I don't think that's, like, Alex Cooper's brand. Like, she's never, like, super sexual. Like, it's such a weird. Did she answer? I didn't even see.

[A]

Let's see. I don't think she really answered this. She said, oh, my God, Gail, are we allowed to talk about that? And then Gail clarified that and said, I'm making a point that this is what Alex does on her show with her guests.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Because Alex got Katy Perry to talk about her love language. She got Haley Bieber to talk about her favorite sex position. Simone Biles about her mental health. I'm amazed by it.

[B]

Oh, okay. Well, I guess in that sense, yes. I guess that's what she just thought to do, which is kind of tea, actually. I kind of like that she did that because it's like, yeah, you ask all these questions. I didn't know. I know that when I was on it, she wasn't asking my favorite sex positions. I don't know.

[A]

I feel like she didn't even have to ask you that much on Call Her Daddy. You kind of just gave. Was just her being like, oh, my God. And, like, laughing. Be like, Trisha. That is.

[B]

Yeah. That's how I found the moment, too. I remember thinking, like, did that go well? Was that weird? Like, I don't remember. What can I. I can't. I just. I can't help, but I just take over when I go on a show. You know what I mean? I do like, Alex Cooper. That is crazy. And she answer, okay, Alex. Then like, what? Don't be asking everyone else these questions if you don't want to answer.

[A]

I do like her too. Again, I'm, like, perpetually jealous of her because she really does have it all. But she seems like a sweet girl, all in all.

[B]

Yeah, right? Yeah.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

But humble.

[A]

Yeah. She just had Kylie Kelsey on her podcast.

[B]

Travis Kelsey's. No, no.

[A]

Jason Kelsey's wife.

[B]

What did she say?

[A]

I only saw, like, there was a segment about her interrogating Alex, interrogating Kylie about, like, Taylor Swift. It was only one short segment out of the whole, like, our interview. And I think Alex prefaced, like, this is the Taylor section. And it was just like, a lot of, when did you know Travis and Taylor were dating? Do you guys go on double dates? Yada, yada, yada. But Kylie is really good at, like, the PR answers. Like, she answered it but didn't say anything. You know what I mean?

[B]

So what did you say?

[A]

She was like, well, I knew about Taylor and Travis, like, a little bit before they launched, but no one told us anything. And then Alex followed up with, like, oh, the first time he met her was at the football game, the Bills versus the Chiefs.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. Okay. Investigating also, like, that is so annoying. But on the other hand, it's like, I don't know that person, but I'm assuming they're only famous because they're married to Jason.

[A]

Kelsey, I think she wasn't at me before or in the. In the field. Not literally and figurative. In the sportless field. Before dating Jason, I found out via Alex Cooper that Jason and Kylie met on Tinder.

[B]

Oh, I think I always heard that. I feel. I feel. I feel like they talked about that.

[A]

So many times, probably. I just have never heard them speak. I look at Jason Kelsey, but that's as far as.

[B]

Is he handsome? I don't even know what he looks like.

[A]

He is. He's, like, big and beefy. Gays love Jason Kelsey, I think more than Travis Kelsey, to be honest.

[B]

Giving Ricky Dillon maybe super sized Ricky.

[A]

Dylan because he's, like, tall. Like, he's like, what, like six foot or something and then just, like, big.

[B]

Ricky's pretty tall. He's like six.

[A]

Is he really? I've never seen Ricky Dillon in person. Actually.

[B]

He's pretty tall. All right, let's put a side by side of them. Clap if you think they look like each other. I watch Wendy. She really pops up on my feet. I'm really just gonna become her. This is my. That's my goal at 40. I'm doing the manjaro. I'm doing the boob implants. I'm getting a pointer and pointing to things. She pointed out. Who was it? I want to say maybe it was Kanye. Him talking about even back in, like, whenever this was, like, 2014. Talking about, like, fat people and how, like, they're discussed, like, oh, something about, like, fat people should be sexual offenders because he's offend. His sexuality is offended whenever he sees.

[A]

That or something back then maybe.

[B]

Or whenever she was on 2016 or something like that.

[A]

Crazy.

[B]

I'm pretty sure. And then she, like, took out a pointer and just, like, pointed to, like, his fatness. That's like, we need Wendy back. She could do it. I can't do that. I wish I could, but, like, tea, honestly. And I was like, damn. I was like, I. She really was. She really was fierce. I just loved her so much. And we need her back. People found the assisted living center she's living in because really, they saw, like, literally a lamp behind her, and she's, like, in a senior home or very.

[A]

Don't. What is it? Don't f. With cats. Like, that vibe. Yeah.

[B]

Oh. Where they found, like, an outlet, and they're like, that's actually in that crazy. But it's crazy. She's like an assisted living, like, senior home. Like, just so sad because, like, when she was on. Was it the Breakfast Club? She seemed, like, completely fine. Yeah, I know I talk about this with glam. Like, obviously she has, like, there is something maybe, like, I. I don't know. I don't want to diagnose her, but obviously there's something, like, a little wrong. But she seems to be able to take care of herself. And, like, people say, like, Britney was put under conservatorship for, like, way less than, like, what Connie is doing. You know what I mean? And I know we don't talk about Kanye here because, like, I mean, he's just, like, a lot to take it. There's just so much, like, happening with him, but it's like, he's doing, like, actually, like, outlandish stuff and, like, hateful, like, all this crazy stuff. And it's like, how does he not get put in a conservatorship? Like, like, has any guy, but there.

[C]

Has to be somebody to put him in. I don't know, somebody else.

[B]

Wendy is, like, put in by Wells Fargo. The bank put her in her conservative.

[C]

There must be a family member involved, too, or something.

[B]

There's not. I literally did a deep dive into this. I literally did a deep dive. And, like, the sun's trying to get her out. The niece is, like, trying to get her out. The husband obviously has nothing to do it. Oh, that was messy. She did a Hot Topics where she called out her husband's mistress. She's like, sandy did that. Welcome to Hot Topics. And it was, like, crazy. She's like, calvin, I see you, baby Joy. They had a baby or something. I'm like, like, she was. I guess I watched it, but, like, not religiously.

[A]

I think so, too. Yeah.

[B]

She's so good. She's so fierce. And I feel like she could only get away with, like, no one. Maybe when I'm in my 40s, like I said, I can. Maybe by then I'll, like, go on the lottery. I don't care about money. I don't care about followers. Like, I can just, like, let everyone have it.

[A]

You know what's funny about Wendy, too, though, is that, like, I remember at the time, it was, like, so outrageous or whatever. Like, taken kind of unseriously, you know? But then now looking at Wendy and like. Like, in the scope of the media right now, I'm like, damn. She was really ahead of her time, you know, P. Diddy.

[B]

I mean, she's calling out all these people, and I was like, no, like you said, no one was taking it serious or even. Yeah, everyone's like, oh, my God. So shocking them. He's like, death to all them. But everyone's kind of like, honestly, like, Britney's parents stuff. Everyone's like, don't care about them. You Know what I mean? Cuz they were awful. And she called it. She's been calling it for forever. So that's my new. In my new era.

[C]

I'm going to be Tik Tok at the time, you know, there would be things.

[A]

Honestly.

[B]

True.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

It was just whoever watched it, watched it in daytime tv and that's so true.

[B]

Yeah. I guess they have like highlights on YouTube. But you're right. No. Without Tick tock, we're toast. I'm like, we. I just. I don't know. Like, no one would care about my shows. Like, Tick tock is everything it needs to stay. When is that hearing? April?

[A]

Yeah. Are you gonna be there?

[B]

I'll be there. Is it in Washington? I'm gonna be there. Have you been to Washington D.C. no, never.

[C]

You should testify in front of Congress.

[A]

Yeah. That's why we need to save it.

[B]

How do they do that? Like, I've seen tiktokers just go there.

[C]

And I'm just invited. Usually get invited by some congressman by TikTok.

[B]

I would love congressmen put me out there. Like Legally Blonde. I don't know. Congressman. That's crazy. I know someone on TikTok is like, Trish, you talk more about politics. I'm like, do you really?

[A]

Misinformation that would be spread between us.

[B]

I feel like everyone already spreads misinformation. I don't know what's happening, but all I see is like, this is myth. Like we would be the masters of it. We'd be. The country would literally go down because of us. And I'm just like, that's. That was a wild comment someone made. I'm like, I'm blocking. Like, that's crazy.

[A]

Oh my God. That was a good segue into influence. Influencers at the World Government Summit, which is crazy.

[B]

In Dubai.

[A]

In Dubai.

[B]

The influencers are infiltrating Dubai to go.

[A]

Speak at the World Government Summit.

[B]

What does that even mean?

[A]

Honestly, I. This is the first time I've heard about it, I guess it's a yearly conference that goes on in Dubai. And the reason I saw it is I saw Alicia Marie posting. So thank you, Forbes, for having me speak at the World Government Summit. And I was like, the world Alicia. Alicia Marie at the World Government.

[B]

She's making moves.

[A]

She's making those moves. Moves. Damn. And then I saw. I went to Brianna chicken fry story.

[B]

She was there because you told me that. And I was like, wait, Brian chicken fry? I know she was there for that. She brown chicken fries in Dubai. Just being like, I'm Trying to get my hair done. I'm trying to eat.

[A]

That was the Gap for me then. Because you said, Brian, chicken fries there. I'm like, let me go look at her story. She's there. She's, like, posing next to someone with a gun. She's getting her hair done. She's drinking. And then the next slide is her speaking at the Forbes World Government Summit. And I was like, what is going on at the World Government Summit? Summit? And I went to go see the agenda. I was like, you know, maybe it's entertainment focused or something. There are a couple, like, entertainment panels, but the rest of the day is Government Efficiency, Financing the Future, Emerging Global Influence, Leadership Strategies, Global Trade and Economy. Like, this is all the panels that are going on at this summit. And then it's Alicia, Marie and Brianna Chicken fries.

[B]

Is there anyone else? Did we see anyone else?

[A]

All of BFFs was there. Jo, the. Oh, whatever. I forget his name.

[B]

Josh. How.

[A]

What's his name?

[B]

Josh.

[A]

Josh something. Yes. The blonde. Yes, yes.

[B]

We don't know his last name. I'm like, it's not chicken fry. It is catchy Chicken fry. No one's gonna forget that.

[A]

Yeah, that is iconic. It really is.

[B]

Yeah. Josh. What?

[C]

But chicken fry just.

[B]

She got it from burking. She got the chicken fry burking.

[C]

You know, it's those two. So Josh, chicken fry and Mary.

[B]

He's there. Okay. Well, at least a man is there. Because I was thinking, like, well, the.

[A]

Panel spoke on was like a female, like, girl. I can't even find that specific panel in the agenda, though. I literally went through. I mean, I'm sure it's there somewhere, I guess, but. And they were speaking about being entrepreneurs. Oh, I suppose. But I'm like, damn, you couldn't get like a Hank Green or like someone's like someone just a little bit more DeFranco, maybe.

[B]

I don't know, a woman that could do it.

[A]

Think of a woman who is like a. Oh, zway.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, see, why would make way too busy.

[A]

I can't go to Dubai.

[B]

I mean, Alicia's killing it with the brand deals. You know, she's probably getting more than. She probably gets more than 45, 000. Because after you talked about her and Zayn, I've been seeing it all over my tick tock of them, like, eating the burgers out of a truck. And I was like, oh, my God, I can't believe. It's crazy. That thing works now. Like those fake couple things, like, work.

[A]

I know. It got her to Dubai, I guess. And, like, this is not even shade towards them. I think it's more towards, like, why is Forbes sending, like, the most random group of, like, influencers? This seems like the tarte brand trip. You know what I mean? At the World Government Summit, it is giving that.

[B]

That's what I was like, is this, like. Is this like a real trip? But, like, yeah. I mean, I bet they probably got paid, too.

[A]

They must have. They must have gone paid all the way to Dubai. Go all the way to Dubai. And then it just makes no sense for what is going on at this summit. It's all about, like, government and there's world leaders. There's, like, prime ministers of, like, Sri Lanka there. There's like, all these. Let me read some of the names.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

Well, I can read the names. You're not even going to know them.

[B]

I know. Vladimir Putin.

[A]

I don't know who.

[B]

I know Tony Blair.

[A]

Like, the president of Google is there.

[B]

Who's that? Who's the president of Google?

[A]

I didn't. I just saw President of Google. I'm not trying to. You don't know. Do you know?

[B]

I feel like, you know, you know Sergey or Sergey. Sergey is there. We know Sergey. We love him. That we know.

[A]

It's just so. It's so crazy to me, this. This Secretary General of Advanced Technology Research, like, what? And then Brianna Chicken fry. Huh?

[B]

She's like, I'm going to Dubai. She just partying, living it up.

[A]

The dichotomy of, like, her party, like, just being wild child. And then like, she. She got her girl boss blazer on.

[B]

Did she? I love. I love when people do that, too. I love when you go with a blazer. Yes. Here I am.

[A]

It's a woman's world. And, honey, you're lucky to be living in it.

[B]

Cue Katy Perry.

[A]

It's giving very. That. It really is giving that.

[B]

It was so funny.

[A]

That's what I saw this morning. And I was like, what is going on in the world? I think that kind of kick started the. The haters, the Brandia, Alicia and Remy.

[B]

Yeah. They're triggering it, honestly.

[A]

And they're the sweetest girls, so I know this. They genuinely are so kind. But the bitterness.

[B]

No, for a fact. Have you met them?

[A]

I met Alicia. I've seen her. I've met her, like, a couple times. She was really good friends with the Rhodes bros. And I was best friends with the Rhodes bros. Yeah.

[B]

And she, like, hung out with them and stuff.

[A]

Yeah, for a little bit.

[B]

Okay, so she's Genuinely very sweet.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They seem like nice people.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You never hear anything bad. Like, you never hear anything like.

[A]

Like, and I feel like it's hard to keep that hidden for. Especially. They've been doing videos since they were, like, teenagers. I feel like at some point something would have come out. Right.

[B]

You think they were actually teenagers? Because I feel like remy just turned 30 and Alicia's a little older. I feel like they must have been, like, 20s pretending to be in high school, because I think they talk about that. I think, like, Nikki and from Nikki and Gabby have talked about it, how.

[A]

They were, like, 20 pretending school videos.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I get it, but it's kind of funny. I was thinking about that when, like, Joy was here, and I was like, oh, Luke Connor, he was, like, 30, pretending he was, like, 14, which is even crazier. But I guess that was you too. I'm so glad the era is over when people are just trying to act, like, so young.

[A]

I know. Now I feel like everyone's trying to act older, though, right?

[B]

Everyone now is just in their bad party girl era.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They're like, I'm bad now.

[A]

Yeah, Very. Like, the tar yummy vibe, which I love the tar yummy aesthetic, but I. That could literally never be me back then in my youth, or never, like.

[B]

Party girl, anything like that. That sounds awful. In my 20s and now I did it.

[A]

What's her new. Like, she did a new campaign was Zoomies, I think, and it was like, what is it? Rock stars ruined my life or something. I was like, she's on the billboard. I'm like, I love it.

[B]

I just. So it's like. But I guess it's coming back around. I was gonna say it's outdated, but I guess that, like, Y2K is coming back around because to me, it looks like something from, like, 2003. Like, zoomies and, oh, rock stars ruined my life.

[A]

Just, like, the text on, like, a shirt. But it. That is the vibe.

[B]

So I guess it's coming back, which is, like, so crazy to see. Yeah. I loved her doing anything. I love that she and Zoomies. I mean, that. That's. That's, like a Tilly.

[A]

That's, like a blast from every mall.

[B]

We have, weirdly, a lot of Tillies around here.

[A]

Oh, so do I. Yeah.

[B]

Really? Any, like, standalone stores, like, next to Target?

[A]

I was like, yeah, I kind of live for a Tilly's. I'm like, this is from Tilly's. Just.

[B]

You love a Tilly's. We did a video, like, buying Each other clothes from Tilly's. And I'm like, that sucks.

[A]

I live for a Tilly's.

[C]

I ended up looking like Drew Munson.

[B]

Oh, yeah. And he had, like, a beanie and a striped shirt. I was like, this is. I think I liked it at the time because I think we just moved into the area and there were so many Tilly. So I was like, I'm going to shop at Tilly's. But it feels. It feels like 2003.

[A]

I kind of live for a Tilly's. And they always have a sale.

[B]

Yours is like a skims today, actually. You're. Oh, okay. Underneath.

[A]

Well, life hack, I guess. Go to Tilly's for the skin.

[B]

Is it cheaper? I don't even know if it is.

[A]

It was cheap. Yeah.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. They always have a sale going on.

[B]

Because they always have the brands, like Billabong and stuff, Right.

[A]

But then it's always like, buy one, get one half off or something, you know?

[C]

Well, you better go before they close. I mean, like, quicksilver. They're all closing.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Really? Is that a hot topic? Why are they closing?

[A]

Out of business.

[B]

Isn't that sad? Who else is going? Someone else is going on business. Like, God, it's so sad. All those. All the places that are going out of business. Like, just so many restaurants and. What was it? I think maybe Arby's. Like, there's like, no more Arby's around.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I think there may be one in Reseda that might be the last remaining one. And see me.

[A]

We gotta support. Support the business.

[B]

Go as much as I can, but no one's ever there. I was like, everyone needs to go more. It's just, like, so sad to see them all closed. Bye bye, babies.

[A]

Bye bye, bye, bye bye, baby was in the name.

[B]

No one's gonna ever be able to find a safe crib because we can't see it in person. You gotta wait till it shows up. And it's like flimsy wild. Kiki Palmer, did you see her podcast? Was it today with Usher?

[A]

Oh, no, I didn't watch it yet.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I just saw, like, a clip of it. And Usher was talking about dancing with her, and she's like, oh, like, it rocked my relationship. And he's like, I'm not. I don't take any responsibility for that. He's like, I'm just entertaining entertainer. But Kiki stands by it. She goes, that was my moment, and no one's gonna take it away from me. I've lost her. All My life. And she was standing by it. That they are performers and they're entertainers, and that's what they do.

[A]

I love Kiki. I love that she is standing strong on her decision.

[B]

Yeah, same. I love her. She. Yeah, that's what I was saying, too. I was like. I kind of. Because I think about. I know we talked about Hot Topics before. Because I was thinking about it, I was like, on one hand, I'm like, that would feel kind of ick. But I guess in the moment, like, what are you gonna do to say no? And I guess if you really love Usher, I guess it'd be like, okay, I'm going up there. And it wasn't, like, that bad. I was watching the video again. I'm like, this wasn't like that.

[A]

No. And that's like, the thing. I like the us. It's like you go to the Taylor Swift tour and she gives her little 22 hat. You go to Celine. Sabrina Carpenter, she's doing the Juno position.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Go to Usher. You do that little dance. Like, it's kind of the vibe.

[B]

Get a sex position on you. He says that too. He says at the beginning show, he tells people. He's like, I'm not here to. What is it called when you, like, ruin a relationship? I'm not here to home wreck, but I'm here to entertain you. And that's it. So he does give a disclaimer, I guess, before his shows. But she was. She looks good, too. Like, Kiki looks really good. She looks different, but good. Like, she looks.

[A]

She just cheated this morning. She said someone at a gas station came up to me and said, you look like a skinny Kiki Palmer. And I live.

[B]

I get. Because she does. That's what she looks like.

[A]

Can you imagine? Somebody came up to you. You look like a skinny Trisha Paytas.

[B]

I cannot wait for that day row body. I'm doing it. Oh, my God. I know. Because everyone is so skinny. Okay, we're not talking about it.

[A]

We're not.

[B]

Before the show, we did.

[C]

We got rid of the system.

[B]

Moe's like, get it out of your system now. Because both of us were just, like, loving our bodies. I'm not complaining. Look, I had a grilled cheese burrito and I loved it. And I had some jalapeno chips. Now I'm gonna have some Reese's. It's fine. Honestly, like, I do talk about I'm gonna be skinny, but actually just, I really do love food. So, you know, that's it. Luckily, I have someone who loves Loves and chunky over there. I think he's truly do because he's always very against me, like doing Ozempic or anything like that. I'm like, I think you just want to keep me chunky.

[C]

You're healthy and I want to keep you healthy.

[B]

He always says that. He's like, you are healthy. You do this. I was like, how am I healthy? What do I do that's healthy?

[C]

You're not taking drugs. Okay.

[A]

I guess. Yeah. I've seen you at like, very unhealthy, so.

[B]

Oh my God.

[C]

That's.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Well, the comparison. Yeah, that's a good way to look at it. Yeah.

[C]

I'm saying it's a drug story. It is a drug. It is something that modifies the body.

[B]

I mean, it's meant to help. Okay, got it.

[C]

That's what I meant. They mean.

[B]

Oh, got it, got it, got it. Well, I think the other one was better actually, to be like in comparison, like f you. It's helping us lose weight. It's by them being obese. Do you think they make. Anyways, that's two more. They like caskets for big people. How do you carry a casket with a big person?

[A]

Oh, my God. That's a good question. Cuz at my grandpa's funeral, I had to carry his casket. And I'm like a strong, pretty strong guy.

[B]

Heavy.

[A]

And there was four of us. There was me, my brother, my two cousins, and that thing was. And then we had to lower it into the dirt. And he wasn't a big.

[B]

You did it. You lowered it?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, I wish that they had like something that does. Was it.

[A]

No, it was for some. We had to be the casket carriers.

[B]

How do you get it down so far?

[A]

It wasn't that I. It was kind of shallow. It wasn't like anything crazy. I think if I remember, maybe they lower it. Yeah, I think you put it. You like put it on this little like platform or something and then it like gets fully lowered. Like that's crazy. But yeah, he wasn't like a big guy, but damn. Just the casket itself is heavy.

[B]

Right.

[A]

So a big person, like, I think. I don't know, just burn me at that point. Just cremate me. White lotus at the ashes.

[B]

You know, White lotus.

[A]

Remember Jennifer Coolidge spreading her mom's ashes?

[B]

Yeah. Just throw it in the ocean. Yeah, yeah. What do we do? We're wrapping ourselves in gauze. I think we're gauze in the. In the. In the thing.

[C]

Yeah. I don't want to be closed in.

[B]

A casket yeah, we're gauze in ourselves and just. I guess you could do it in your house. Someone said you can do it on your property, and then they can never actually, like, either. They can't take away your property or build on your property if you have, like, bodies on it.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

I know. Someone's like, I was hiding someone. Like, you can get special permission, and they can never, like, really build on it because it's technically like, your family.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Anyways. So dark. I know. I don't know. I thought about that. I was thinking. Because I was breaking chairs, I was like, that's crazy. Like a casket.

[A]

The way your mind works. It's fierce.

[B]

Well, I know. Or like, seat belt extenders on the plane. I was on it, and I was like, a nightmare. Like, do you have to ask?

[A]

That's a good question.

[B]

Because they were kind of tight, and.

[A]

I was like, I need to look that up.

[B]

I wonder if you have to ask.

[C]

Because it's probably better to ask them. Them offering. And you'd be like, I don't need it.

[B]

Right. I mean, it was tight around me. I can imagine.

[A]

Oh, yeah. You can't ask for a seat belt extender on a plane, either from the airline or by bringing your own.

[B]

I love that. I'm gonna.

[C]

Profound.

[A]

Yeah. That's kind of. That's the light back. Bring your own seat belt extender.

[C]

That should be a merch we make.

[A]

I kind of live honestly.

[C]

Nobody's making.

[B]

That's true. You can have a poo, but then it's his brain. You're like, what the. Oh, my God.

[A]

I would love that, actually.

[B]

Yeah. I feel like, okay, too. I like it, too. Do a prototype so I can wear it on my tour. Because those things are tight. I was like, damn, these. These things are tight.

[A]

I always start, like, I put it on the maximum when I buckle in.

[B]

Smart.

[A]

Yeah. That way it's not. You're not, like, trying to. Exactly. Then you have that. You feel tiny.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Like, damn, I'm loose in here. Meanwhile, it's, like, stretched.

[B]

Did it make you tighten it?

[A]

No, I. Oh, you just do it loose as possible. I just do it loose? Yeah.

[B]

I don't know if that's very sane.

[A]

Probably not.

[C]

But actually, they walk around and ask.

[B]

You to do you know they used to do that? I don't know if they can.

[A]

I don't think they care these days.

[B]

Yeah. Because I also. They're, like, looking at your crotch like, No, I don't also, like. I mean, this sounds stupid, but, like, a seat Belt in a plane. What does it do?

[A]

There was one. I. I think I read something where there were. There was a. Like, a plane crash, and they could tell, like, who wasn't based on, like, the injuries or something, really.

[B]

So maybe.

[A]

I think you should buckle up. Probably. I think that's probably the way to go.

[B]

I just wondered. I was like, is it really gonna help you?

[A]

Obviously, I guess it depends on the severity of, like, the crash, but I think it was the one.

[B]

Because I always heard, like, if your car is going into the water to unbuckle. You know what I mean? So would the same thing apply for an airplane? If it's going in the water, you don't want to be strapped.

[A]

I think it was the crash in South Korea last year where they said they could tell, like, who wasn't wearing a seat belt or something based on, like, the injuries or whatever.

[C]

But even more common, there's air pockets. Sometimes they're so big that people just hit their head on the ceiling.

[B]

These are skinny people. There's no way I'm gonna have that much air. That's crazy.

[C]

It's us. You stay in place. It's the airplane that moves, and you kind of stay in place.

[A]

So maybe it's worse if you're bigger because, like. Oh.

[B]

Because if the airplane moves and you're just like. I don't know. I'm pretty weighted.

[C]

I keep it on whenever I get.

[B]

What a flex.

[A]

When you swim, do you float or do you sink?

[B]

Oh, oh, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, well, if you sink, you drown.

[A]

When you enter a body of water, like, when you went to her pool, do you, like. Because I. Do bigger people float?

[B]

I don't know. Like, if I just started walking all the way to the deep end, like, like.

[A]

And if you got on your back, you would float?

[B]

Oh, well, I think. Yes.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Is it bigger? People think because Darian can't swim. Because he can't float. He can't float. He just sings.

[B]

Sinks. Wait, what? That is weird. You would think a bigger person would sink.

[A]

Yeah, but I think maybe we have more buoyancy or something.

[B]

That's crazy.

[C]

But, no, he just doesn't know how to float.

[A]

No, he tries. He, like, goes on his back.

[B]

That is so weird. I guess I never think about it. I'm gonna go try it because, like.

[A]

When I was learning how to swim as, like, a little kid, my brothers just threw me in the pool.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

And I kind. I just rose to the top.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. But if you throw Darian in a pool, he's just sinks.

[B]

What does that mean? He sinks? He.

[A]

He literally goes to the bottom.

[B]

Get up and.

[A]

Not exactly. You can't.

[B]

You have to take. Get him. You have to go save him or what?

[A]

I. There was only one time. He can like move his legs and stuff, but he can't really swim. And there was one time when we first started dating, we're in like our Airbnb's pool or something and he did kind of have a. He. He was like splashing in the middle. Yeah. Then I had to go back and then grab his arm and bring him to.

[B]

He never learned to switch swim.

[A]

No, he just sinks. So he can't really.

[B]

That is so interesting because you would think he's tiny, but I don't know, maybe it's.

[A]

That's why I think it might be like, you let us know in the comments. Do big people float? Like, if you're big, let us know in the comments.

[B]

So we can also give you a pre order for our seat belt extenders. Just put a little thing out there. I'm one of those people too. You know what I mean? So that's so funny. That is interesting because I guess like you, you. I guess in theory, if you don't know how to float, then you just would sink because I think you probably do have to know how to float. I don't know. I float naturally, but I don't know.

[C]

If I walk into the pool, I'm just gonna keep walking into the pool. It's. I'm not gonna float suddenly.

[B]

What if I hold you on your back and then like, let go? Do you continue? Let's try it. Like, would you continue to flow? You know what I mean?

[C]

You have to know how to do it.

[B]

But little kids at like 2 know how to float. Like Malibu, you know, she knows how to float on her back.

[A]

The kid. Like, don't they just throw the kids in there too? Oh, my God.

[B]

Some. Do we. No, not ours.

[A]

No.

[B]

My brother was talking about one he went to. I forgot what it was called. Some like crazy intense one. And they do. They throw the kids in there and just like learn to swim.

[A]

It's very shocking to see. I've seen it on Tik Tok and stuff too. And I'm like, can you do that? But they come up to the top, I guess.

[B]

I guess that's one way to learn. They do learn quicker as kids. I think you should. They seem to know pretty quickly, like how to like Malibu could float.

[C]

They have the instinct of holding their breath and they kick their legs.

[B]

That's true. Like, even in the bathtubs and stuff like that. Like, they kind of just know, like, you know, know, like, how to be. I don't know.

[A]

I think in the bathtub, Darren would probably sink, too.

[B]

Try it. Do you guys have one? Try it on.

[A]

We. Do.

[B]

You take baths?

[A]

I never do, but we do have a bathtub.

[B]

Does he?

[A]

I don't think so. I don't think in our apartment we've ever done a bath. It is a small. Like, you know, it's the combination. So. Yeah.

[B]

But it looks good. It looks fun.

[A]

I think he would probably sink in there for sure. Maybe it's like a BMI thing, you know, like.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Have you ever done the body mass index?

[B]

What is that fat?

[A]

Like the. I think it's the. Let me find out what it actually. Like, you're fat, but it's like the fat. Fat percentage in comparison to muscle percentage, I think.

[B]

Oh, God. Who would want to know that? That's crazy. How do you measure it? What's a good one? I never. I never heard of it. A bmi.

[A]

You have to go in a little. And I've seen it. You go in, like, a little container or something that I've seen before or like, you. And then it has, like a scan. Like, it scans you and stuff. Stuff.

[B]

Never done it. You.

[A]

No, I've never. That sounds like my worst nightmare.

[B]

Well, that was another thing David Doberg said on his podcast was. He said he was clinically obese when he started Zela and he got the test done, he went to a doctor and they said he was clinically obese. There's no way.

[A]

There's no way.

[B]

And he's like, no, I was. I was obese. I was like, that's crazy.

[A]

Maybe. But like. Like the. The when you go to the doctor for your physical, I guess because it's more. They're really intense. As far as, like, if you're this height, you have to weigh this much, you know, but come on. Realistically.

[B]

100 and, like six pounds. He's pretty tall. Maybe five'eleven I think he's like five'ten.

[A]

Because she's a little bit taller than me. Yeah.

[B]

You have a picture of you guys staying next to each other.

[A]

Yes. I'll insert it.

[B]

Were you wearing lifts?

[C]

Framed at home?

[A]

No, I. I don't remember my shoes actually.

[B]

Framed at home. Still there. Should I put it for Valentine's?

[A]

That's what the bear looked like. I wanted to give me. Yeah.

[B]

On my necklace. You don't want it? I think that's so cool.

[A]

It was so big and chunky that, like, I would never.

[B]

I think you should keep it just so you wear. On the show now. I want to see it. Wear it the next time you come.

[A]

In and then return it after I wear it once.

[B]

No, keep it anytime you can, I guess, but.

[A]

But I. Maybe I should print my photo of David and keep it.

[B]

Oh, my God. I know. I need to see it. No, I don't need to see it.

[A]

Triggered.

[B]

Triggered all around. That's crazy, though. Yeah.

[A]

I can't believe he was saying that, though. His podcast sounds. Sounds horrific. Like, it literally sounds like it's just.

[B]

The worst thing I've ever listened to in my life. It's just so boring. And same stories. Like, there's maybe six episodes, and I think they tell the same Megan Fox story, like, three times. It's so.

[A]

What is the Megan Fox robot? They're like.

[C]

Oh, man, the company.

[B]

In what company? The Mega Fox movie Robots or the.

[C]

Movie or the something.

[B]

It's a movie with me.

[C]

Everything they do is promotion, so there's nothing. They talk about something three times. They get paid to talk about about it.

[B]

I don't know. Natalie talks about herself, like, so many times. Same thing. Like, she loves Australian men. Talking about Australian men. Do you think she getting paid to talk about them, too? I don't know. It's. It's a wild one.

[A]

I know we came a long way off Usher and Kiki Palmer, but it did. You did remind me that, like, in that same interview, Usher talked about the boundaries that he and his wife set up to kind of, like, protect the relationship. Exactly. So that perfect segue. To my question, would you let Moses be doing those Ushers. Usher dances if he was a performer?

[B]

It's so hard to, like, imagine Moses, because it's Moses.

[A]

I guess you're the dancer, but I feel like, what would you do? Think Moses if she had, like, the segment in her show where she did, like, one of those sexy, like, Usher, like, lap dances.

[C]

I find if she danced with a gay person.

[A]

With a gay.

[B]

What if they're not gay?

[C]

That situation. It was.

[B]

Who?

[C]

What?

[B]

What. What situation? Timeout. Usher and Kiki Pop Palmer.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

Okay, but. Okay, now it's a. If it's a header.

[C]

No, if you. I mean, you are dancing on your shows. Like, you do.

[B]

No, but he, like, goes out in the crowd, right?

[A]

Yeah. He picks a person from the audience and they do, like a. Like a sexy, like, lap dance or whatever. That's why Kiki Palmer.

[C]

If I see him coming our way, I slowly kind of walk and stand in front of you.

[B]

No, but what about doing it?

[C]

It's gonna go down to the crowd. She gonna go and pick men from the audience.

[B]

That's what he's saying. That's what Usher does.

[A]

Because Usher and his wife had to set up the boundaries and stuff in order to protect their relationship.

[C]

Yeah, I'm totally fine with it. Because in your shows, it's all girls engaged.

[B]

What if I pick the one straight person? Good luck finding that marriage.

[A]

A lot of, like, it'd be the.

[C]

One boyfriend that's sitting there.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

No, because Brittany used to do that for. I think it was her, like, Freak Like Me song or something like that. She would pick or. What was it?

[A]

I do. I remember what it. They. She brought him up on the stage with the whips and, like, a leash. Yeah.

[B]

Guess like me, it's something. Gosh, that's so weird. I can't think of it. But she, like, brought Tyler Oakley on stage.

[A]

That's what I was gonna say.

[B]

That's so funny. We just know him. Only she'd always. Yeah, she would mostly pick gay guys. I think one time she had, like, a wrestler go up there. But. Yeah, I guess, like, at that kind of show, you would. But I guess it's. Yeah. It's also very different for a man, like, if Moses is the performer to watch, like, a straight girl. Because it's, like. It is different. I don't know.

[A]

It is weirdly campier when, like, a straight guy, like, even strippers or whatever. Like the Thunder from Down Under. Whatever. Or like, the Magic Mike strip show in Vegas. It all is. It's not really sexy. Like, it's kind of campy. Yeah.

[B]

Right. Guys go to strip clubs to get, like, horny and, like, look at, like, naked girls. Like, girls go to the men ones for, like, just a fun time. Yeah. Which is, like. Yeah, it's definitely, like, not serious. It is weird. I could not. So what's the boundary they set? What's the Usher boundary?

[A]

They just talk about how they set up different things with work. Like, they'll never work together.

[B]

Who's his wife? Is she a performer?

[A]

Her name is Jennifer. I don't think she's a performer. No.

[B]

Oh, why would they work together?

[A]

And they. She works in the music industry, but behind the scenes.

[B]

Oh, I see.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And their boundaries. They wouldn't work together.

[A]

No. She said that Usher says That that would like cause tension between them. So it would damage the relationship. So they have a policy to like, he has his business, she does her business. Yeah, but she's pretty strong. Cuz again, I kind of forgot that he was married too. Cuz he does do all these sexy dances and it's like such a big deal at his shows. So I was thinking like, wow, she has to be really like confident and not threatened at all by a lot.

[B]

Of those people are. That are married to celebrities. But I also just think it's like he's not and like he's still good looking obviously, but he's just like not like a young thing anymore. I think it's something you do when you're like young and single like a Harry Styles. I don't know if he does that, but like that seems like something he could do. You know what I mean? But like, yeah, when you're like married, Usher has kids.

[A]

Does he? Let me see.

[B]

I assume he'd have kids and you're.

[A]

Just older when you married into that.

[C]

Expect like, you know that women like look at Donnie, Donnie Osmond. I mean even now, you know, they love him and they just want.

[B]

And he loves them. Donny Osmond will bring up women of all ages, sizes, backgrounds and they just. They grab him, he's hugging them. He like dance slow dances with them behind. I mean respectful way.

[C]

But all I'm saying is like his wife knows. You know, his wife is very confident.

[B]

That's what's crazy relationship.

[C]

And you know that the world he lives in, there's all those. His fans are women.

[B]

So not putting in that perspective because I guess I just don't. I'm not like an Usher fan. If I was like Donnie as his wife and like yes, I guess it is like healthy. They know. But I would be jealous. So I think it depends on the person for sure.

[C]

Jealous for the first year. For the second year, it's been 50 years. Like that's his life.

[B]

That is true. They have been married a very long time. They've been very longer than I have been alive since 1978. That is true. I don't know. I still be jealous and like, because he is so nice too. He's like so nice to everyone. I mean, yeah, I feel like everyone would be a little delusional. Be like, oh my God, Donnie was like flirting with me or something. I don't know. Like, I don't know. It's very interesting.

[C]

That's the magic of entertainment. Like she knows that's his job. To give them that attention.

[B]

That's true. And he's, like, really loyal. I don't know. I would feel more threatened by Donny Osmond than Usher if, like. Do you know what I mean? Like, if Usher was dancing, who would you feel more jealous by, Usher or Donny Osmond?

[C]

With you?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Donnie.

[A]

Not too close.

[B]

Donnie.

[C]

I think that's the thing. You don't marry a rock star unless you know what comes with it. Like, don't enter that world. It's gonna be.

[B]

Yeah, that's true. That is true. When you put in Donnie perspective, he is very, like, wholesome and fun, and, you know, it's just for a show. So I guess I haven't seen the Usher show to know. Yeah, okay. In that perspective, then. I think it's fine. Honestly, like, you're right. I think that's, like, true. And in my show, you haven't seen it yet, but we have a freaky number at the end. But Cedric was so funny because he was very much like, okay. He's like, don't worry, I'm the only one who's gonna touch you on your shoulder. And I was like, it's fine. It doesn' they're all like, I have a gay guy, two girls. Like, everyone's fine. But he's like, no, she's married now. She has kids. Gotta keep it cute. So I was like, well, I mean, you guys can touch my shoulders. It's fine. Because I'm, like, trying to lay down on the. On the. On the chairs. There's like three folding chairs. And so he's like, I'm help you, like, lean back. He's like, but they won't touch you. It's like, literally not a big deal, but it is freaky, so we gotta get freaky. Interesting. I don't know.

[A]

What do you think I think of Darian was entertaining? Well, if it was me, Darian would not let me be dancing with anyone, to be honest.

[B]

Oh, he wouldn't let you?

[A]

No, and I don't think I would either. Just in the Usher way, because I know the Usher one is very much like. It's very grindy, you know, like, it is. Yeah. I mean, that's what Kiki Palmer's partner at the time was, like, pissed over it. And that caused, like. Obviously they had other problems, but that was, like, one of the big public, you know, fallouts of their relationship is because he. It was so, like, physical. Grindy, hip thrusty.

[B]

Donny Osmond's not doing that. He's definitely not grinding yeah, the Donny Osmond.

[A]

That's like, a cutesy way. You probably wouldn't do, you know, like, the Justin Bieber, like, one less, One lesson even. That is kind of. It's just like, you know, he sings to them on a little chair. I'm like, that's kind of cutesy, you know? But I think the Usher one is very, like. But that's his thing.

[B]

Like, grinding is crazy, though, because then you're just, like, feeling someone's genitals on you. That is a lot. That's a lot. That's.

[A]

That's a lot. Yeah. So that's why, if it was the Usher situation, it would be a no, but like, a Dustin Bieber One lesson League girl, Donny Osmond, it would be fine.

[B]

My perspective changes that, I guess, on that, then, in that case. Yeah. But you think they set up before the show. Like, don't you think they know who they're gonna be?

[A]

It definitely is very much set up. And it's usually a celebrity, too, because obviously he has a lot of, like, celebs that.

[B]

So Kiki was agreeing to.

[A]

Yeah, it is very much consensual and, like, you know, everyone wants to be that girl, you know? Know. Or a lot of. Not everyone.

[B]

I probably would say no in general. I just feel more prudish these days. Maybe it was Donny Osmond. Okay.

[A]

He would grind on you.

[B]

Usher is wild. I don't know. I don't know. But then I think about, like, Britney Spears, like, calling Moses up on stage and putting it on, like, a leash like she did. I'm like, oh, I kind of love that, though. I don't know.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you know what I mean?

[A]

But we love Britney, so it'd be fierce, you know what I mean?

[B]

I know. It's so. I know. I guess I need to find someone that, like, equivalent to that. Yeah. I guess it's just Donnie. So Donnie is the main. Yeah. I don't know. Would you go up on stage with Britney and let her ride you? She did. I think she, like, straddle that ride. She kind of. He's on all fours and she straddles him. No, you wouldn't do it.

[C]

No.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Jesus. Okay.

[C]

I'm thinking about Miller but watching it.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's a little different when you have kids, I guess. Yeah. That's me with everything now. I'm just like, oh. I, like, cringe at so many things I used to do. I was like, oh, God, that's cringy. Hopefully one day the Internet can be Erased. That's so funny. That's so funny that he does that. Does he still do it? Is he still performing that show?

[A]

I don't know if he still has his Vegas show.

[B]

Did he do Kim? Did Kim go?

[A]

Kim went, but I don't know if she was one of the girls. She went with a big group of girls, maybe one of the. The girlies in that squad. But I. I remember Doja Cat did it once. She went, and she was that girl, too. And Doja, like, gives it back, though, you know, because she's, like, so fierce, too. Yeah, but, yeah, it was, like, always, like, a thing.

[B]

But yeah, I guess, like you said, people, like, marry celebrities. They just know that's part of it. Like, I'm sure if you're married to a rockstar, it's true.

[A]

The setting of Vegas, that's what makes.

[B]

It a little bad, because then it's like, you never know. People are wild there.

[A]

Temptation.

[B]

Is that the island with Montoya?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Any updates about him?

[A]

I saw that they did a reunion and then. And they made him. They keep making him rewatch the clip of. Of his ex girlfriend having sex while they were together. Like, they had a reunion special and they put it again on the big screen. I'm like, damn, can catch a break.

[B]

Was he still mad or was he over?

[A]

He still pretty. He was better. He done was better. Yeah.

[B]

I love it.

[A]

But damn, I saw they're still together. Oh, did they. Are they still together?

[B]

Where? You see that?

[C]

A little Reddit post somewhere.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

You're looking at Temptation Island. Spanish, Google Translate.

[C]

It was, like, in popular culture.

[B]

Oh, wow. They look still together. Good for them. All right.

[A]

Is it good? I mean, I guess. I don't. I don't know if I could bounce back from that.

[B]

I couldn't never. But some people can. Just like the Usher situation. If I had a Vegas residency, what would I do? I guess. I guess you have to do something when you're in Vegas. You have to pull someone out.

[A]

You could give them a chicken nugget or something.

[B]

Just start feeding them. Weirdly, that happens at my meet and greets in New York. I did that at the Beacon Theater. There was someone who brought nuggets and, like, asked me to feed them.

[A]

Drag. Drag race queens, say, all the time. Like, whenever they have, like, a moment. Like, I think Monet, like, she wore sponges on the show, so everyone came and would bring her sponges.

[B]

That is so funny.

[A]

So anytime someone has, like, a thing or, like, Nymphia was, like, bananas. So everyone Would bring her bananas.

[B]

That would be annoying. After.

[A]

Yeah, after a while.

[B]

Mine are always cold chicken nuggets because they smuggle them in and they're so cold by the time.

[A]

It's been like, hours.

[B]

Yeah. A cold nugget is not my friend. But they'll always be like, can you feed me? And I just, like, do it. I should probably say no to some things. I'm just like, I guess and like, I don't know. You have no idea where it's going to end up. I'm really bad at it. When people ask me to do something, I'm like, okay, but whole nuggets. Not it. What would people bring you? What is that thing called?

[A]

An axolotl. I would definitely take an axolotl. For sure.

[B]

Just axolotl meat.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They live in the ocean or where.

[A]

They are native to Mexico. Just one specific lake in Mexico, actually. But they're endangered in the wild. Their numbers are really low in the wild, so they're mostly just pets.

[B]

Mostly pets, yes. We should do something to help the rainforest. The Amazon tea going away.

[A]

I know, it's terrible.

[B]

I think if it goes away, we're just done breathing. Which is crazy.

[A]

Yes. Yeah.

[B]

And what do we do to stop it?

[A]

Maybe we go and we stand in front of the bulldozer. We say stop.

[B]

I think it's like fires or something destroying it. Right. What is destroying our rainforest?

[A]

It is like a lot of. Like the bulldozers. Yeah, it is a lot of. I mean, obviously fires and stuff too, but, like, we just have to see ourselves. Yes. Enough.

[B]

Why don't people do that when instead of throwing paint on the Mona Lisa, like, why don't you go stand in front of the bulldozers? Like, that makes more sense to me.

[A]

Clocked it.

[B]

Right. Why are people doing something about it? I love the image of, stop, don't do it. Don't go any further. It's sad. I see AI of like the rainforest being destroyed and it makes me sad. I was like, damn, it's really gonna go away soon and we need. We haven't done anything to do help it. That should be our platform because no one's talking about that. No one's making a stance on it.

[A]

Mr. Beast did do something where he planted a lot of trees in the rainforest. I don't know where.

[B]

Where. Just here in.

[C]

That was a long time ago.

[B]

Georgia was a while ago, I think.

[C]

Actually, like, donated for, like, the trees.

[A]

When he was a little less devious. For sure.

[B]

That was. Wasn't that a thing? That Your school did, like, Save the trees. Did you guys ever see that? What happened to that movement? It's just.

[A]

Bring that back. Yeah, bring back Save the Trees. What happened?

[B]

Save the Amazon and the animals that live there.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

It's kind of sad.

[A]

It is sad. Those dolphins that pee in the air in the Amazon.

[B]

Amazon, yeah. And where is. Is the Amazon exactly? South America.

[A]

It's in South America. It's in a lot of different.

[B]

Can people just go and visit it?

[A]

I'm sure. I mean, there's probably restrictions, I guess, but there's a lot of nature shows that just go to the Amazon.

[B]

So, yeah, we're should help it out somehow.

[A]

We should shoot a podcast episode.

[B]

Like, no one talks about that. Like, people talk about so many things and I get it, and it's great to raise awareness for everything, but no one talks about the saving the Amazon, which actually, like, is the reason we're breathing, you know, no one talks about it.

[A]

Yeah, that was a bigger thing, like in the early 2000s. I feel like we heard a lot more about Save the Amazon now. It's a little less. Maybe there's just so many causes now that it's like people are need to. But we gotta. Yeah, we gotta bring it back in.

[B]

This something that's like, keeping us alive. You know what I mean?

[A]

Yeah, good point. That's your new platform.

[B]

I see so many ads of that all over my fyp and I'm just like, oh, my God, it's so sad. And it's always like, animals crying. It's like a tear coming down the dodo bird's eye. And I was like, damn, I think the dodo board is extinct. But I think they said, like, anacondas are gonna go extinct.

[A]

Oh, anacondas?

[B]

Really? Yeah, they're going extinct.

[A]

Oh, that's sad.

[B]

I know. And they're huge. Have you seen the movie?

[A]

Yes. I used to be afraid of anacondas back in the day.

[B]

Where are they gonna be around here? You.

[A]

Well, again, everything comes back to my brothers. My brothers told me that the anaconda would come out of the pipes.

[B]

Oh, ttt. I believe that some snakes do. I've seen some on Tik Tok. I've seen snakes coming out of a toilet pipe. Yeah, it could just come and bite you. I think about that when I sit on there too long. I was like, just make sure you check it out. I guess it's logical they slither through there.

[A]

I don't know if it's super logical. I think maybe. Maybe that was in Florida. Or something. Cuz I do remember seeing like the toilet, the snake in the toilet.

[B]

But in Florida.

[A]

Yeah. And even alligators when there was. Yes, when. That's why I don't go to Florida.

[B]

Everyone's like, bring your show to Florida. I was like, no, thank you. There's a lot of disaster, you know. Thank you. They proposed three Florida dates. I was like, I'm good. I don't want to get eaten by an alligator or a snake coming up the pipes or anything.

[A]

I kind of want to go to Florida soon because Universal is opening their new theme park and it has like.

[B]

What is it?

[A]

It has like five worlds in one. They have like. It's almost like a horror nights one where it's like all the Universal monsters, they have how to train your dragon. They have the new Harry Potter world. They have all these new worlds and it all looks really cute. And I want to go.

[B]

I mean Tokyo's cheaper. Just go there.

[A]

Honestly, you kind of gagged me with that. That is so true. The amount of money to go to like a theme park.

[B]

So expensive. Especially Florida, those hotels, because it's in Orlando. I went once to go Disney World and I like did love it, did eat. But like so expensive. We got the like Animal park hotel suite or whatever. And you'll see the giraffes. Giraffes. And it was tiny. There was like bunk beds in the room or something like that. And it was like literally like 900 a night for like the tiniest room that you can't even see a giraffe. I was like, where is the giraffes? We were supposed to be in the animal kingdom. It was so tiny. The food was so expensive and everyone's saying Tokyo popcorn. There is like a dollar at Disney.

[A]

So yeah, just go there.

[B]

We gotta go there. Oh, someone fly us to Tokyo, please.

[A]

Anyone?

[B]

Truly, any company will go. It seems like the place to be right now.

[A]

Honestly, Everyone is going on a Japan trip.

[B]

Watch me see Alicia and Remy get sponsored by Japan.

[A]

That's my like joke Joker or my origin story. Same if. If this is my hater error right now, it's in 10 times worse. If pretty basic unfiltered is in Japan.

[C]

They just met the Japanese government.

[A]

You're so right.

[B]

Who did? Who did?

[A]

Who met him at the global world government summit or whatever the governments were there.

[B]

The Japanese government too.

[C]

Nice to meet them.

[B]

They say it's like super clean over there and safe and they like, you know, for babies, like they really put prioritize for like people like you know, changing diapers in there. They do. It's, like, so nice. I need to. We need to move there.

[A]

That I really want to go. So we'll figure out a way.

[B]

Yeah, we have this year, I think so. We'll do. We'll do something. I don't know. I don't know how it works. I've been asking everybody I know. How do I get over there to Japan? I'll do a Japan tour. Like, whatever it takes. Nobody in Japan cares. Like, we do not care about you.

[A]

What is your Japan demo? I am curious.

[B]

Your Japanese song. I would love to.

[C]

Freaking Japanese would be good.

[B]

I'm just gonna do it in every language so every country in my. If someone invites me somewhere, I would love. They really should have done White Lotus in Japan. I don't know why they. I mean, I'm sure Thailand is beautiful, but.

[A]

Yeah, Thailand does look beautiful. I'm very excited for White Lotus because.

[C]

Thailand is known for the resorts.

[B]

Oh, really? There's a fancy Four Seasons in Okinawa in Japan.

[A]

I know.

[B]

I was like, okay, it's pretty. It's a pretty one.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm excited for the Thailand one too. I guess. The only thing I know about Thailand is the Hangover 2 movie, and they did not make it look pretty pretty in that movie.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

They made it look like. Because they were like.

[A]

I do remember that. I always hate when they do, like, Thailand and movies and stuff or whatever, because they always make it, like, look very yellow. Like, they put a yellow. And I hate it. I hate the yellow filter. It's like a very, like, infamous thing that, like, movies and stuff do. There's like, a filter for, like, the. For Asia and the Middle east. And then there's, like, a filter that they use for, like, Mexico and stuff, too, to like, make it warmer. Yeah, it's so annoying.

[B]

That's wild because, yeah, the Hangover did look like that. It just remember Dust storm or something. What is it?

[A]

It was so yellow.

[B]

And then they always go, like, the strip clubs, and they, you know, like, they always just make it a little bit of a mockery of Thailand.

[A]

The first time I saw, like, Thailand in media was America's Next Top Model. And maybe that's a good thing to bring it back. Remember it was Danielle. Remember the girl with the gap? That one didn't loved her her season. They went to Thailand. No, they remember they used to send them, like, international to do, like, go sees and stuff.

[B]

Oh, I love that. They had to run around y in Thailand.

[A]

They had to do that. One shoot where they were mermaids in the net and they, like, were hung upside down in like a fisher net.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And it looked cool. In Thailand.

[B]

They made it look pretty.

[A]

Yeah, they made it look cool.

[B]

They didn't do that. That's a crazy thing that they do. Yeah.

[A]

I kind of miss Mix Next Top.

[B]

Model for that due to Tyra. Bring it back. We're all ready for it.

[A]

You know, it was just the 18 year anniversary of the Kiss My big fat moment on The Tyra Show. 18 years.

[B]

I remember it vividly. Yeah. Cosplayed it last year. I loved it. Ty is another gem too. She. She's not Wendy, but she is her own lane, which I like.

[A]

Yeah. I think I feel like we're a year or two short from like a Tyra resurgence, because early. Yeah, early 2020, like in quarantine. I remember it was very much like, damn, Tyra did this, this, this and that. Like, it was so out of pocket.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I really come back around. People are gonna like it again.

[B]

Yeah. Because, like, you miss a little bit of the rawness. You know what I mean? Like, it could actually be cleaned up in a little better. But, like, people miss a little bit of that. Like, just raw. Say whatever.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And that's what we need. We need it in 2025 just a little bit. And I think Tyrannical Wendy is like, certain people can pull it off.

[A]

Yeah. I agree. Because she won't, like, go too intense with that either. I feel like she would have a nice balance, you know, of like the being sensitive to something.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But then being real raw about other things.

[B]

Yeah. Because she was even. Because who's that one? Janice Dickinson was always kind of like evil on the show and tyranny. Tyra would kind of like reel it in a little. She was out of pocket a lot, but I still love her. Tyra, ready for your comeback too?

[A]

I feel like we're a year or two out from a big time.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Sex Top Model, it kind of would eat, especially in this kind of like, generation with like a lot of, like Instagram, like tick tocking kind of models and stuff too.

[B]

And just such, like, diverse models now. You know, there's so much diversity, which is like, so cool too. They don't want to be like direct competition because I think that showed they all kind of look the same. They all were like very tall, thin, young, beautiful.

[A]

Yeah. And then they had like one plus size girl.

[B]

The one token that was like 20 pounds.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Heavier than the others.

[A]

They always had like a token like, so remember that one girl was, like, really, really tall. She was, like, over six feet or something. And shout out, Ann.

[B]

That was towards the end, though. Like, I feel like the beginning seasons were all just skinny and.

[A]

Yeah. But they had, like. There was one girl who was, like, autistic, and that was. Her whole storyline is she was like, autistic. Can the autistic girl be a model?

[B]

Wild.

[A]

They are. It was very out of pocket.

[B]

That was God. Do you ever watch Girl Meets World with Sabrina Carpenter?

[A]

I saw that one clip of the autistic. Yes.

[B]

Where he's like, hey, I think I'm gonna get tests for autism.

[A]

She's like, no, no, tell them they don't have it.

[B]

And, yeah, we're gonna go right now and tell them you don't have it. It's like, why were they so mad about the test for autism?

[A]

Actually, it was a crazy episode. I mean, were like. So I have no context of Girl Meets World because I just saw that one clip very much out of context, but I was like, what is going on over here?

[B]

I don't even know either. I did watch a little bit of it because I remember when I was on, I was kind of like, oh, I want to watch it. Because I liked Boy Meets World. You ever watched that?

[A]

I loved Boy Meets World.

[B]

Yeah. Too. It was good, like, primetime tv. I talked about this, like, not too long ago when there was no, like, streaming service, and you'd watch, like, the primetime shows, like, my Wife and Kids, the George Lopez show, Boy Meets World, and I was like, I just don't have that anymore. It's like Hulu. There's just too many options to watch things.

[A]

Yeah. I. I miss an event, like television, everyone watching at the same time. I tried. I try to do it now just because it gets spoiled so fast. So, like, with, like, a drag race, even, like, when White Lotus comes, I'll watch that, like, right away.

[B]

Yes, same.

[A]

Because people will just be tweeting it as they watch it, and everything's gone.

[B]

Yeah. You know, that's kind of why I, like, I didn't watch it, but I like the idea of the super bowl is everyone's, like, in the house watching the same show and, like, talking about it. You know, it sounds like a good idea. I wish they would do that with more things, I guess. The Oscars, you know, Conan O'Brien's hosting the Oscars.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Random. That's like a resurgence. That's like Tyra. It's like, what?

[A]

Like, honestly, give it to Tyra.

[B]

Yeah. I Would love if Tyra hosted. That would be great. Cuz Conan like literally hasn't had a show in like 10 years. That's so random, right?

[A]

I didn't have one on t TBS or something.

[B]

I mean even that was a long time ago, I swear. That was like at least five years ago, I would say.

[A]

I. Oh no, it ended in 2021, so not really. I guess you're right. Five years, huh? Because.

[B]

But his like big shot was on NBC, so.

[A]

Yeah, I remember that.

[B]

That's when I feel like the end of him happened.

[A]

But I'm sure he's still done like comedy and stuff. I would think, right?

[B]

He's had like a podcast and stuff.

[C]

He was doing podcasts.

[A]

That makes sense.

[B]

Jay Leno was just on Shifting Gears. I was like, wow, I haven't seen him in so long. And he's just what were we watching? And Jay Leno was on it.

[C]

I see him all the time. He has a car channel on YouTube.

[B]

Oh, isn't that crazy? It's like you have so much money. I don't think he ever had kids. And it's like, why would you want to continue? Like you're Jay Leno, you're like 70, your wife's in a conservatorship and you're like, I want to make a YouTube video. Like, you know what I mean?

[A]

I think people just want to create or something.

[C]

He's passionate about cars. Not just his passion, but he's like the number one. Because he'll have, you know, if there's a new car, he'll have, you know, let's say there's a new Corvette. The designer and the CEO of the car, like they're all there showing him the car and explaining everything.

[B]

What happens because he has 100 cars in his collection. What happens when he dies? Who gets the.

[C]

He has more than that.

[B]

Well, I'm sure.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He probably has like how many. I don't know. Has more than 100.

[C]

He has like a museum. Yes.

[B]

Where do they all go when he dies?

[C]

Probably a museum. He's probably. Probably has like a setup for it to just become a museum.

[B]

That's crazy. You're like whole life's purpose and passion and just. I guess then it goes to museum. I guess it's like something. I guess it doesn't go government. That'd be awful if like the government just comes and takes everything that you worked hard for and it's like, well, okay, I guess you have to have some something in life. That's crazy. Well, good for him. I love Jay Leno. I used to stand in line to go to his show. I would love to have him on the podcast. Right. Is he. He's fine, right? Nobody has any issues.

[A]

He just had an issue where he, like, burned himself or something. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

That was a while ago. He. He fell. The last thing that happened to me just fell down a hill.

[B]

Oh, my God. Why did you laugh?

[C]

Because the way it happened, it was very.

[B]

Is he okay?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Dubious. What did he do?

[A]

I don't think it was.

[C]

He was in a. He was somewhere in the mood. He had to walk somewhere. Like, why did you even walk to the restaurant or something? And somehow he fell down a hill.

[B]

He's just old.

[A]

He just seems old.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So don't walk down the hill.

[B]

Oh, my God. What are you supposed to do? Just not walk.

[C]

Just Uber to the restaurant? I don't know.

[B]

We need to fact check that. That sounds like misinformation right there. Oh, my God. Geez. Well, he is like 70 something. I mean, he is, but I guess Dick Van Dyke is going to the gym every day, so he's 99. You love. I didn't know you knew so much about Jay Leno.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, he broke his wrist and bruised his face.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[C]

He was bad. Half of his face was black.

[A]

He fell down a hill in Pennsylvania after he was leaving the inaugural AmFar Las Vegas benefit event.

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[B]

Well, what hill was he not supposed to be walking down?

[A]

It. Like, there we go. To get to the restaurant. I didn't have a car, so he had to walk about a mile, mile and a half around. I said, well, the hill doesn't look that steep. It's about 60 to 70ft. Let me see if I can go down there.

[B]

70Ft, 70.

[A]

Boom, boom, boom. Down the hill.

[B]

It was a 70 foot hill and there's no way. Seven zero.

[C]

I remember 60ft. Yes.

[B]

What? Who does that now? Who would go down a 60 foot hill?

[C]

That's what I'm trying to say.

[B]

60Ft. Like, what is that for a mile too?

[A]

That's kind of crazy.

[B]

That's insane, actually.

[C]

That's why in the dark it's at.

[B]

Night, like, oh, gosh. And we didn't have a car. He has 500 cars. Where was his car? That's crazy. Wherever he goes, if he's a car person. That's crazy, actually. Oh, my God. Well, jeez, I think a PSA to everyone. Don't go down 70 foot hill. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[A]

Especially for, you know, an older.

[B]

Yeah, I wouldn't do that. I would.

[C]

I would literally event, you know, somebody will give you a ride. Jay Lens.

[B]

Yeah, especially like a golf cart or something.

[C]

Like, I'd rather walk by myself than.

[B]

How did you know all the details of that story?

[C]

Because it was so insane. The story was like he suddenly showed up. When he showed up, he had an eye patch.

[B]

Showed up where?

[C]

To his like club and you know, just show up to the public. He had an eye patch and half of his place face was bruised.

[B]

So he fell down the hill, went to a doctor, got an eye patch, and then went to the event.

[C]

This is like later.

[B]

Oh, my God. Jesus.

[A]

Us. Oh, my God.

[C]

This is old news.

[B]

Old news. Well, new to us.

[A]

November of last year.

[B]

Yeah, that's new. That's relatively new. I haven't heard anyone else spill. Slash isn't on that beat. I don't think Jay Leno put him in our thumbnail. Him and Conan. See how it does. Remember when Conan used to be so cool too? Like, that was like the coolest person was Conan O'Brien. And now everyone's just like, who? Who is that? Like, I just seen somebody tick tocks be like, who's Conan? And like, it is crazy because he was so popular. Like, he did have a huge show and like people loved him. But I don't think this new generation, like text Harry Daniels if he knows. If he wants to Conan O'Brien, see if he knows who he is. Okay, I bet he doesn't. So many people don't. It's like crazy because he was tv.

[C]

TV generation is different from people that don't take talk tv.

[B]

I mean, that's how I got the news. I was like, my Hot Topics is like watching like Jay Leno or Conan, like whoever they talked about in their monologue was like in the news that day. Day. Which is like so crazy to say. Did you text him?

[A]

Yeah, I did text him. We'll see he on it.

[B]

I put back in minutes.

[A]

He is a quick texture. I. He's better than me. I am such a late texter. I never text about it.

[B]

I know you're the only one text back in a timely manner if it's like something cuz we're going to see each other the next day or something.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Otherwise I just love to leave something on Red. Did you text back? I already see a notification.

[A]

Oh my God. He did. He said yeah, he's mama's an exception.

[B]

He does know a lot of people. Would you ask him if he's gonna sing?

[A]

I said do you want to sing the Conan O'Brien?

[B]

That's. I'm done.

[A]

So now we need to make.

[B]

Okay, we'll make it happen at the Oscars. He'll probably do it. We'll see Harry Daniels at the Oscars. Oh gosh, that's so funny. Who was the other one? Do you remember a guy named Craig Kilborne?

[A]

No.

[B]

Really?

[C]

I remember Craig.

[B]

Craig Hillborn. He was like, he was really like misogynistic and gross. He was like after David Letterman on cbs. I think Seth Meyers has his show now. But he was like that time slot, he was like the midnight one and he was just awful. And he had a show for so long. I'd rather see Lily sing back on. Give her a late night talk show again. I think maybe she was ahead of her time. I would like to see it now. Maybe she should do it.

[A]

Yeah. And I think too, I wonder how much creative control she had over it. I mean I'm sure she had a bit, but I remember like I watched a video a couple months ago that kind of explained the rise and fall of that show and how like they, they pre recorded like a bulk of episodes on one day. But it's a lot of like this, it's like a lot of like current events, Hot topics. So I was like current events are like a month old because they, they film like five episodes in one day.

[B]

Why do they do that?

[A]

I don't know. I guess to save money, but.

[B]

Well, don't do Hot Topics. You guessed or something. That is crazy. That's so like she had guests but.

[A]

Like her opening monologue was like current to like whatever was happening.

[B]

And they would do five in one day. Yeah, that was weird. That's weird. That was the. That's where it failed. I think that's where they failed her. That's why I saw a video of hers pop up. She did a video. Justin Baldoni.

[A]

Recently.

[B]

No, but like, five years ago. And it was like, how to have, like, a hot boyfriend or something. It was like, him shirtless and the thumbnail. I'm like, what is just Baldoni even doing? Like, I thought he was like, a big On Jane the Virgin. And then he's, like, doing these videos. Like, Lily saying. I was like, this is so she.

[A]

Was like, the person to collab with for a long time. Like, really?

[B]

I guess I'm saying, I think the.

[A]

Way that people collab with, like, Emma Chamberlain or, like, a Brittany Broski or Jake Shane now is like, Lily saying back in the day.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. And she was at, like, Priyanka Chopra Nick Jonas's wedding. Like, she has very, like, good Hollywood connections.

[B]

Weird industry place plant. Is she? Because how did she get all those connections?

[A]

She was just with someone. I think she was just with Rosanna Pansino recently.

[B]

Really? What did they talk about?

[A]

I think they. They were at an event together a couple, like, a month or two ago.

[B]

I think maybe it was her, like, Diwali party, because I know.

[A]

Yes, that's what it is.

[B]

Yeah. She always throws us. You look great. I would love to know everyone was there. It's hard to find those parties. I would love to be invited to one.

[A]

I feel fun this year.

[B]

I'll go to L for sure. I kind of missed that era of her. I don't know if I was like, I don't know where was during that time. 2019, I bet.

[A]

Honestly, even for me, who was very much, like, on YouTube and, like, consuming a lot of YouTube, I never watched, like, her videos, but I just didn't respond to those, like, skit kind of things, you know, like the sketch YouTube sketches, like, the smosh kind of vibe either.

[B]

I think they're still going with the sketches on.

[A]

They're really popular. Still, like, yeah, killing it. It's crazy.

[B]

Who watches sketch comedy anymore besides SNL or something like that, which, okay, it's snl, but, like, that's crazy. Who watches that?

[A]

Oh, Harry Daniels texted back.

[B]

What did he say?

[A]

He said, she's the queen. Tell her I said, thank you. All caps. He's very excited to sing the Conan, so you got to make it happen.

[B]

All right, we'll figure it out.

[C]

Con, if you're listening, I'm sure you're watching.

[B]

I would love Come on the podcast I'll do a pod swap with you.

[A]

You know who just was on a podcast that I thought was kind of insane was Army Hammer.

[B]

Oh, well, he's been making the rounds. He's trying to make a comeback, I think.

[A]

I think he has his own podcast. But, yeah, he. He is in, like, the PR campaign of trying to win people over again. And. And he did a podcast, the Louis. The podcast, I want to say. And the quotes in there were, like, insane. So as far as, like, a PR comeback, I'm like, wait. Huh?

[B]

What did he say? Well, he.

[A]

Well, the direct quote, obviously, with Army Hammer, there is the violence and the essay allegations and stuff. He was never criminally charged. There was an investigation, and he never got charged after the investigation. But the text messages and. And stuff with, like, him, between him and the girls that he was seeing were crazy, obviously. Like, I think the big takeaway that everyone remembers is like, The I'm not 100 accountable, but I want to take a bite out of you or whatever. Everyone kind of remembers.

[B]

Yeah. Cannibalistic text.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Exchange, which he claims was consensual.

[A]

He. Yeah, he said it was cons, like, consensual thing. And in this podcast, too, because he gets really pressed about it in this podcast, and the whole thing is very awkward, but he gets pressed about it. He's like, well, that was taken, like, out of context. Like, if you had. If you showed her the replies too, you see, like, oh, it was kind of like a funny. It wasn't serious.

[B]

He said that before in an interview. Yeah.

[A]

And then when he gets asked about, like, the. These relationships, he says, people were sort of like my bags of dope with skin on them. You make me feel amazing. So I'm going to throw everything into this. We're going to have a whirlwind romance, and I'm going to whisk you up and we're going to go on trips. We're going to do all this, and I'm going to bring you home. And I'm gonna go, thanks so much. That was great. And I'm gonna move on. So he talks about, like, love bombing. He said he never did anything illegal, but the fact that he describes them as bags of dope with skin on them, I'm like, it gave him a rush.

[B]

I get it. It's like his little drug.

[A]

You shouldn't say, I can't.

[B]

I get the logic of that analogy.

[A]

I guess, but, like, as who is working with this man? That's like, who would let him say that phrase for someone with cannibal allegations.

[B]

Why don't think anyone. Anyone. Maybe he doesn't have a person, or maybe they're trying to get him a podcast or something.

[A]

Podcast?

[B]

What's his podcast called?

[A]

Eat the.

[B]

Watch this.

[A]

Let me see what it's called.

[B]

What's his podcast? What's he talking about? He should have podcast about cannibalism. I'm sure a lot of people would tune in, honestly. They make movies about it.

[A]

Army Hammer Time podcast.

[B]

Oh, that's good. Army Hammer Time. Fine. That's good, right?

[C]

That's what he came up with.

[B]

It's pretty good. I mean, that's pretty good. It's good fun.

[A]

Oh, my God. I mean, it's on YouTube.

[B]

I don't know. I mean, right? I mean, everybody's cleared. No. Okay. We don't like it.

[A]

The allegations, I mean.

[B]

Okay, there.

[A]

I guess there is. No, actually, I wanted to give you that because the text messages are still, no matter what context, are so, like, violent and crazy.

[B]

But what if it was, like, a mutual. They met up there where you both like this. It's their cute kink.

[A]

But there's, like, three different girls just that are. Have, like, similar experiences and are alleging the same thing. And then there was that whole, like, Hulu documentary about, like, the house of Hammer and stuff.

[B]

My mom was obsessed with that story.

[A]

We need to bring Lena in here to weigh in.

[B]

She'll give you all the. Like, he is sick. He is this. She's like, yeah, that's true. That's my mom.

[A]

I think that because there's so many. And girls and they all have, like, different text messages and stuff. Like, there is just a lot of evidence, no matter the context. Like, he makes it, like, obviously Kinks and BDSM and stuff, but there's just a lot of them with a lot of stories and a lot of details, so.

[B]

But there's no, like, actual biting of anybody.

[A]

He said he has never eaten flesh. Digested human flesh. He said that he had a hunting trip where he took a bite out of a deer's heart. A deer heart where. He said he was like. It was kind of like a frat thing where, like, they were hunting and it was like a ritual. Like, you have to take a bite.

[B]

So, like, straight out of the deer.

[A]

Take the bite out of the heart.

[C]

No, there's a lot between you and that heart.

[B]

Yeah. How do they get in there?

[C]

It's a lot of.

[B]

That's crazy. I think he's bull. I really think he's just, like, trying to make this his brand because no one else is doing it. So he's like, all right, let me.

[A]

Lean into the cuz.

[B]

You can't just go on a hunting trip. And like, what, did he just like, rip the heart out of him and start eating it? Like, it just doesn't work that way. Like you said, there's like tendons you have to cut.

[A]

And like, maybe he did and he cut it open. Open.

[B]

Maybe there is a movie I remember where someone took the heart out of somebody.

[A]

Like Game of Thrones.

[B]

Did they do.

[A]

You did that? You did the cosplay with the heart?

[B]

Oh, yeah. I didn't need a bloody heart. Did they take it out of somebody or was like a worse heart?

[A]

I don't think it was a human they took it out of. It was.

[B]

At least he ate it. Why did it? Maybe to be strong or gave her like immunity or something.

[A]

I think it was with the. For like a Dothraki thing, right? Because it was when she was with Jason Momoa.

[B]

I love that you remember Doth Rocky. Did you speak it?

[A]

Honestly? I remember when I was hyper fixated on Game of Thrones and I would quote, like whenever she would speak in like Dothraki and stuff.

[B]

There was one I always knew and I can't think of it now. Do you know any guy? I used to know one Dothraki like, phrase.

[A]

Let me. I'm gonna look it up because.

[B]

Oh, man. Were you trying to learn all the languages, like Avatar and stuff. You're like, let me learn every language.

[A]

Just. I loved like, like Emilia Clarke's character. Like, I love Daenerys so much. And I remember like her whole monologue. I am Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, first of her name. Like, I would quote.

[B]

Wow, I don't even remember all that. But I do remember it now that you said it. I loved her.

[A]

Which. Do you remember what. Which phrase that you did you just.

[B]

Type in like the Thraki phrases?

[A]

Yeah, there's like a lot. There's like Shek ma Sharikiani, my sun and stars.

[B]

Yeah, that's the one. Yeah. I used to always say that. And I love that thr. And I think I probably have it. There's probably. Probably in our. In our storage. I had so much of that.

[A]

Honestly, it's a beautiful quote when you think about it.

[B]

Check me.

[A]

Shirakiani, my son and stars the moon in my life. Like that. I still love their 10 year old te. Oh, wait. Did it get problematic their relationship?

[B]

I mean, he kind of r wor.

[A]

Did he? I don't remember that at all. I just remember that my son is starting my life.

[B]

I'm not to bring up a cancellation. I'm trying to cancel him again because I think he's apologized. But I think he said on a panel once that he, like, had the dream job because he got to, like, R word women. I think it was crazy. I think, like, he was trying to, like. I don't know. I don't know. But he's apologized then, so I'm not trying to cancel him again. But it was a wild thing to say.

[A]

Oh, you're right. 2017.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, wild.

[A]

Oh, no, it got. It got brought up in 2017. It originally happened in 2011.

[B]

Okay. So weird.

[A]

But yeah, yeah. But not a pattern of behavior on Jason Momoa's. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

He seems to be a woman. Ally over there.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

So let's not cancel him. But it was a wild thing.

[A]

I was like, okay, that is a crazy thing to say.

[B]

And then when he. No, I love their relationship, too. I mean, that's the reason I watched it is because, like, oh, my God, Jason was so hot. And I remember watching the whole first scene thing, it was hot. And then. Then you, like, watch it back in, like. Like a problematic, but I guess it's a fake and it is a different time. And it's like.

[A]

I guess I have to rewatch it because I have no recollection besides, like, when they were in, like, the tent or something and had, like, moon. My life sounded. Ms. Stars, whatever. That's the only part I remember.

[B]

Yeah, she, like, weirdly started falling in love with him, but.

[A]

Oh, yeah, she was like a pr. Was she a prisoner or a slave or something?

[B]

She was, like, given to him.

[A]

Yes, yes, yes. It was the Middle Ages, you know. What can you do? I think.

[B]

Yeah. I think it's, like, not real. Probably was like that back then. You know what I mean?

[A]

About the ending? I feel like that was so.

[B]

I don't think I watched.

[C]

That was a true crime.

[A]

Yes, that was the crime. I didn't watch it either. I was just pissed.

[B]

I really don't think I watched it. Like, didn't they just, like. She just get died because, like, a rock knocked her over or something? Like something, like, so anticlimactic.

[A]

I'm like, no, Jon Snow killed her.

[B]

Oh, maybe it was Cersei who just got, like, crumbled to death. Survives so much stuff. And that's how you get her.

[A]

She's like, in the castle or something. I was like, okay, yeah. But Jon Snow Killed Daenerys? Yeah. Damn.

[B]

How?

[A]

Because she was gonna be. She was like. Just went to, like, embrace her and then stabbed her in the stomach.

[B]

Kind of lame compared to all the other deaths.

[A]

Very lame. And also, like, why it. This is. Again, my feminist cap is on tightly with this one. But, like, the whole theory or the whole idea was like, oh, she got got mad with power, like the Mad Queen. And I'm like, she really wasn't that, like, terrible. And it just came out of nowhere. It wasn't like a thing that was developed over, like, the seasons. All of a sudden, she was just, like, deranged, crazy woman that wasn't rational.

[B]

So she was the queen for a minute.

[A]

Yeah, kind. Well, no, not on the Iron Throne, but, like, you know, the other little.

[B]

Is it based on something? Like, what is the Iron Throne? Like, what is it supposed to symbolize, represent? Is it a real thing that happened back then?

[A]

I don't think it's a hurry up based on.

[B]

So it really is up. The whole show.

[A]

Things like metaphor for politics and stuff and monarchy or whatever. Maybe I'm assuming just the little boy that got pushed out the window and, like, why?

[B]

Why? He was so not a part of the show.

[A]

Yeah, I do. I kind of want them to, like, redo the ending. There was a whole thing. Jon Snow was supposed to get a spin off. And then there was, like, a theory running around that if they. There's like, other shows, the Game of Thrones shows like, that are in the works, too, besides, like, House of the Dragon off, obviously. And one theory I saw was like, they. Because Daenerys's body gets taken by the dragon or whatever, and people die and get resurrected in Game of Thrones. So that was.

[B]

I don't like when they get brought back from the dead because it's like.

[A]

Okay, well, Jon Snow was brought back from the dead.

[B]

He was?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When did he get killed? When?

[A]

Season six or five or something.

[B]

I really did stop watching. There was that wedding where everybody got murdered, and I was like, I'm not watching this anymore. That was just like, why? Why did everyone just die at this wedding?

[A]

Do you watch House of the Dragon when it's on or. No?

[B]

No. Is it a prequel or prequel?

[A]

Yeah, No.

[B]

I really did love Game of Thrones, but I think. I don't know, I just got bored of it or something.

[A]

So I kind of tapped out of Game of Thrones. I probably, like, around season five or six, I kind of tapped out, but I would read, like, recaps to know what was going on because I was curious.

[B]

But yeah, I should have done that for the last season. I couldn't care less when the last season came out because there was like night walkers and this.

[A]

It was a lot of lore. And I was like, I don't know.

[B]

And it was dark. I think I watched one episode and it was just like, visually dark. Get some lighting. Like Spider man, the first movie. You know what I mean? That was very bright.

[A]

I love, love. This is. I've noticed too. I know now because then I. You'll say jokes and stuff and then I'll like, later we'll see them on Tik Tok comments or like tweets or whatever. And I'm like, oh, this is where she got.

[B]

You got on Tik Tok.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The Spider Man.

[A]

Yes. On Twitter. The comparison of like Spider Man.

[B]

Okay. Cuz that's. You're going to call me. I'll be like, you watch Spider Man. I'm like, no. I actually just saw like a comparison of like, why Spider man is dark now. But the first one, I was like, oh, that is pretty bright.

[A]

The Poppy thing too. With like. This could have been an email. When you're talking about Poppy, there could.

[B]

Have been an email. I always say, know that. I don't even know what it means. I. I used your nachos one yesterday and I was like, I don't know if this is the right thing to say, but I'm like, I took your nachos. And she had no idea what I was talking about. I guess I was like, okay, so I definitely steal. Yeah. Which is true. I mean, you know what I mean?

[A]

That does remind me though, There was an update in the Poppy saga. Did you see that?

[B]

I saw.

[A]

I didn't know that was.

[B]

It was the CEO Poppy. She's very young.

[A]

Yeah. The founder of Poppy. She made a TikTok addressing the backlash.

[B]

So crazy. And also like crazy.

[A]

I've been thinking about it more because it is crazy thinking about how much backlash is around. To me, it was kind of unserious, but I didn't know people were like, really upset about the Poppy.

[B]

It's so unserious. The apology is wild. She's going on apology tour. Be like, we're gonna do better. Someone's like, put it in a homeless shelter. She's like, yep, we're on it. And I saw this other guy I follow on TikTok. I forget his name, but he's like, they want food. They don't want a puppy vending machine. Like, brighten their eyes in the morning. Like, what the hell? People are crazy. Like, it's like, what do they want from Poppy? And she was so serious about it too. She's like, I'll do better. I hear you guys.

[A]

I was like, I guess mama kudos for addressing it right away because she said, I've been hearing a lot of negativity, so I wanted to get on here and chat with you guys directly. First of all, I want to say, I hear you. There's been a lot of misinformation spread about there by one of our competitors, Olipop.

[B]

Not the Olipop.

[A]

This vending machine campaign was put into place to bring awareness to the biggest soda moment of the year, the Super Bowl. We want. We wanted to share Poppy with creators across the US who were hosting super bowl parties for their friends and their family. Where's Jake, Shane? Super bowl party? I seen that.

[B]

He was in the super bowl commercial. So that is. No, all of them. The people that. The three people I saw, which was Jake, Shade and these two other creators, like, they're just like, not that vibe. They're just like, like very wholesome family. Like vloggers who are never in parties. Never in that setting. So I was like, that is. It was a weird, weird group of people to send it to.

[A]

And she did add that it was always part of the marketing plan to share these vending machines with fans through marketing events, community pop ups and giveaways. And she went on to acknowledge that we can always learn and do better.

[B]

I mean, it's not that serious. Poppy. It's fine. Like, Tart is taking people on private jets ruining the whole economy, the whole air, the atmosphere, ozone layers, whatever it's ruining with private jets for the whole world is suffering because of that. You guys are just giving out vending machines scenes that nobody wants anyway. So it's fine. Poppy. And everyone talked about it. Honestly, Poppy wins. My poppy one has like 7 million views right now. I like, should I delete it? Because then I kind of felt bad because, like, there was a Poppy representative in there and obviously it was meant to be film. But then I'm kind of like, well, I didn't want to, like, make it like people. Yeah, people are like, prebiotics and probiotics are not the same thing. But, like, people are like going, I thought it was just kind of camp because I got it. And I was like, oh, let me show this or whatever. I didn't see anyone show those holographic trunks that I got. So I was like, where did I.

[C]

I think Nobody else filmed it.

[B]

Everyone was clocking it too. They're like, not them dragging that all the way up driveway to her.

[C]

Okay. So I had to help them push it up the driveway. And on the way, we lost the wheel.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Like, we hardly made it up there. And then. And then I came to get you guys, to get you out. You guys were filming for Patreon. And then I had to help them push it back down.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. Get that ring footage. Get the camera footage and see, I want to see that happen.

[A]

And there was the. Excuse me.

[B]

The girl didn't push it down. There was two guys with her. And it was just. My mom loved it. My mom stayed. She was just here loading up stuff. She's like, oh, I gotta see what's happening. Like, she was like. She was all about the spectacle. It was cool in the moment. And then people, you know, they gave me the little bags of clothes. Like, wow. They don't even, like, let you keep all the clothes and stuff. Like, I guess they too, like, I, like, opened up a drawer and the girl, like, pushed it back.

[A]

And then you took a beanie. I don't think you were supposed to take.

[B]

Yeah, don't touch it. Your bag is over over there.

[C]

But then they were nice because she. That same representative, she went back to the truck and she got a whole set of bags for your mom with her size.

[B]

Yeah, she did get a bunch.

[C]

She was super nice.

[B]

She was nice. They were nice, and it was great. And I wasn't getting paid for it. I thought it was. I thought it was funny. Like, they literally were just like, can we send you a package? And I was like, yeah, because my mom likes poppy. So I was like, yeah, look at it. But, yeah, I could have gotten a case of poppy. Maybe we all just got one. I don't even think you got one. Candy. I didn't even get one.

[A]

And I love a cream soda.

[B]

You dead.

[C]

Oh, no.

[A]

I didn't know the flavor. Like, when I go see your Tik Tok. And I was like, damn, that cream soda sounds refreshing.

[B]

No, with the glass straws, too. We could have been with the glass.

[C]

I'm sure Ollipop will be in your DMs.

[A]

Oh, my DMs are open.

[B]

Never even heard of Ollipop. I thought it was like a parody account or something.

[A]

I thought it was medicine.

[B]

What is an Olipop? Olipop. Don't send it to us. We have enough stuff. We have liquid death and bloom. And. And people are like, can we ask. I'm like, yeah, they don't stop sending it. Like, with death. We don't get sponsored by them anymore. They keep sending all this liquid death. I was like, okay. I do love a bloom, though. I do love it.

[A]

Does crack me up, though, because the comments were just so, like, vicious. They're like, a number of the creative creators who got them were at the super bowl, so they didn't even host a party. Oh, and then you guys say, this has always been your plan, but then you're asking us to give you ideas where to put these vending machines. Here's my take. Someone unbiased. Either side. The marketing was extremely distasteful. Consumers are getting. Getting sick of extravagant wealth, being pushed from influencers.

[B]

I mean, I think it was that machine. Extravagant wealth is like private jets to an island like that. Like a vending machine. Like, nobody wants a vending machine in their home. It just. It's the. Could you imagine Poppy shows up to your place to put a vending machine in there. Like, you would. Like, what? Like, what are you gonna do with it? It's gonna be, like, in your face at night. Just the bright lights.

[C]

Like, not like the fountain at David Dobrik's house.

[B]

You know, it's out. Yes. I'd rather have that found. I'd rather go to David Dobrik's house and drink out of that Kool Aid fountain than that. That. I mean, it does fit my vibe. I will say, Poppy, you should have brought here because it fits buds. And I always did want a fridge. Have I not said that I always wanted a fridge?

[A]

The clear pink.

[B]

Yes, actually, that kind of works. God. Which is a just trash. It was a Poppy by just trash. I would leave it up all day long. It is fits my brand.

[A]

We get a lot of use, too.

[B]

I do want it. It actually does work for us because we have, like, a downstairs area I call the basement. It would look good. It's like our little studio. People come in, and then that's what.

[C]

Was so funny, because when they. They brought it, they showed it to me, and I was like. I was excited, but I was like, wow, this is so cool.

[A]

You'll be excited in the studio.

[C]

And I knew her first question would be. And so I asked her, can we keep this? She's like, no. I was like, oh. So I knew you're gonna ask her, and she's gonna tell you. No.

[B]

That was the first thing, because it was so cool.

[A]

Like, wow.

[B]

Keep this. Like, nope. Your bag's over there in Here in the soda.

[A]

It is a lot. Like, could it even just ship the bag or like.

[B]

Exactly. I mean, that's what it should have been a piece here. So far it's. I'm so far. It's not easy to get up our driveway. Half the people can't do a delivery up this way. Like, where was the truck even? Like, it had to be down there. They couldn't get up driveway.

[C]

No, we had to stop the truck to get this.

[B]

And then they had to take it all the back and. But at least the. The machines, the vending machines. It looks like they got to keep it there for a little while.

[A]

Yeah. Cuz it was in there actually installed in their home.

[B]

So I need to know. I need to know how long they.

[A]

Got to keep that first.

[C]

I think they figured there's people that have people come through or entertain people so people will show up. Oh, that's cool. I'm gonna get to you.

[B]

They should do it for us. We have people come all the time.

[A]

Honestly. Yeah. Yes. You filmed three podcasts.

[B]

Three podcasts. We had Acacia here yesterday and she's like, wow, this is like a studio down here. We could have had promo everywhere for you, Poppy. Honestly, I would probably do it for free if they gave me that pink.

[A]

Thing, that hologram thing for free. But I guess. Did you post. Oh, you didn't. You didn't post that? No story.

[B]

I think I posted a story. But it did feel. It felt a little awkward at the time. I was like, I don't know. But I still had that footage. Usually I delete stuff. And I was like, you know what? This is my time. The Poppy is trending.

[A]

Let me get in there.

[B]

It's just not that serious, Poppy. Like you all need to tell. But maybe they did it to be even more like, now people are talking about it again, to be like, okay, now they issued apology because literally everyone's like, what? The comments are wild though. I think they're buying comments. Because who is like leaving? Like, I don't know. It's crazy. It's just crazy. The suggestions where people put them too. It's like a women's shelter.

[A]

And I was like, I get the idea. But it's like they don't need it.

[B]

Not Poppy. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it's good. You know, actually I never really.

[A]

Maybe because, I mean, they did send like prime with Logan Paul KSI. They send it to the firefighters. The firefighters liked having that when they're fighting the fire. So. Okay, maybe do they need the Whole vending, I guess. Yeah. Why not just send the whole vending machine?

[B]

That sounds a little much like at a homeless shelter. Like just put some cans for them to have. I don't know if you need a whole vending machine. Vending machine takes up space and electricity. Could always just put more people there, you know?

[A]

Yeah. And also it's like so it is very lavish. So it would almost feel kind of Hunger Games to have like this big like.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Hot pink feature.

[B]

Yeah, like rich coffee. Yeah, no, not that, not that. Maybe Domino's or something should get like vending machines and like be able to.

[A]

Do hot pizzas or even like those sprinkles cupcake vending machines that they have.

[B]

Yeah, they do each of those.

[A]

Why don't they do Lowe's for pr? I guess they don't need it.

[B]

But do they have them everywhere, the vending machines of sprinkles? Because when I used to work at Sprinkles, the one in Beverly Hills, there would be one where you could just go up to it and get it at any time of day. But it would be someone placing it into the.

[A]

Oh no. At my mall they have like a normal vending machine for.

[B]

Oh, it's probably not good. It's probably not fresh.

[A]

I wonder how often they stock it.

[B]

I think I saw once a week maybe. Cuz I saw someone do a review of Buddy, who's the cake guy? Cake boss Buddy something. He has a cake machine maybe in Harris in Vegas and someone did a review and like the cakes are like literally like expired from like a year ago.

[A]

That's a good investig. Maybe we go investigate.

[B]

The sprinkle machine had to ping them off. Okay, I'm down. Let's go.

[A]

Just investigate.

[B]

We haven't gone to our amc. When's the next bucket's coming out?

[A]

I don't think there's any big movie for a while. Right.

[B]

Park maybe.

[A]

Yeah, like I think July will be very booked and busy, so you're gonna have to clear some time because it's.

[B]

Oh, what's happening?

[A]

Jurassic Park, Fantastic Four and Superman all back to back.

[B]

Well, I'm not interested in any of those. Except for Jurassic Park Superman, who's in Superhero Superman.

[A]

What's his David Corn Sweat.

[B]

Who is that?

[A]

He's. He was in. Was it Hollywood? Ryan, didn't you watch that?

[B]

Hollywood?

[A]

It was in that Ryan Murphy Netflix show. Oh yeah, he was in the Politician.

[B]

See, we did love that show.

[A]

Ben Platt, he was River Barkley in the Politician.

[B]

Oh, he's hot.

[A]

And he was in Hollywood as well. Yeah. Oh, I did get it right. Yeah.

[B]

Hollywood. That's weird. He was probably the one. Was he in season two Politician or season one?

[C]

He was the love interest of him.

[B]

Right? The one who, who was dead. He was hot.

[A]

He is hot.

[B]

Ryan Murphy only cast like hot looking people.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

He's playing Superman.

[A]

Yeah, he's Superman.

[B]

Good for him. God, I haven't seen him anything else.

[A]

He hasn't been in a ton of stuff. Like this is going to be his big like breakout role for sure.

[B]

I think the Politician was his breakout role cuz he was so good in that.

[A]

But was it a big role? I know he was in his undies, cuz I saw that come up a lot after. He was in his undies on that show.

[C]

Right?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, he was good. He was like. He was like. It's kind of like Evan Hansen. There's. There's like a friend that like unalive themselves and they keep showing up to him. It was very. That.

[A]

Oh, he was in Pearl. That one. You know the. I'm a star. I'm a. No, please. I'm a star. That Tik Tok sound.

[B]

Oh, I know the sound, but what movie is it? It's like. Oh, it's called Pearl. Never heard of it. A horror movie.

[A]

Mia Goth. It's like Maxine in that. That trilogy.

[B]

Get into that. Yeah, people love that. I know. Like Holly loves those movies. I need to watch it.

[A]

I mean he died in it really early, but he was in it for a little bit.

[B]

I'll watch it.

[A]

I actually eat a cosplay of. I know Holly told you that for Maxine, but even the pro cosplay, I.

[B]

Feel like you get into it.

[A]

It's.

[B]

I'll look at it.

[A]

The trend is over, but I think that means it's perfect.

[B]

Yeah, I'm ready. I'm entering it now. Is he.

[A]

Yeah, I know he's as far as I know, straight because he was in. There's also famously these paparazzi photos where he's on the beach. Beach with a. A young woman and they're like on a romantic. And he went into the ocean in his underwear and the bulge was bulging. It was super.

[B]

You say that you think it was real or you think it was staged?

[A]

I think it was real because he's not that big of a star who.

[B]

Goes in the ocean with their underwear on.

[A]

I think guys do it like. Like an impromptu. Like. Oh, let me just.

[B]

I've never seen that ever. And I've been with some Weird weirdos. I've never seen anyone maybe go naked. I've seen people like naked. But underwear is crazy because like, you know, you're getting papped. Papped paparazzi. You're getting pat. That's interesting. Didn't you say, was it Matt Bomer? He said was up for Superman and they didn't give him because he was gay?

[A]

Yes, back in the day, I think, I wonder which Superman movie it was. But yeah, Matt Bomer was up for Superman, but then they didn't want a gay actor to be Superman.

[B]

That's crazy. This is their chance. There's a chance they could have gotten someone to be Superman. I would have loved to see Ben Platt as Superman. Superman. That would have been so good. Like, why don't they give it to him? Crazy. I just don't get it. You know? Matt Bomber. It probably was the one that everyone's like criticizing. There was someone who was Superman. Tom Wellington. Oh, is it that one or no.

[A]

Tom Welling, maybe. Yeah.

[B]

Everyone's like, I don't know what happened. Did he get into some trouble or something?

[A]

He had a DUI recently and everyone's.

[B]

Like, oh, damn, what happened to him? I'm like, well, he is like, he's just older now.

[A]

He was very hot. It was like the C.W. smallville. It was like the CW version, like CW show. And he was really hot in it. But yeah, he just looks like a middle aged man now.

[B]

Like he is.

[A]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Also, who gets a DUI in 2025?

[A]

I think he has some issues. But yeah, obviously.

[B]

I mean, there's like Ubers. I just don't get it.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Like, anyways, even when I don't. We never drink, but anytime we go out, we're like, we're taking a car because what? Like. Yeah, it seems easier anyways, just in general, he has money, I'm sure from the ct. Cw. Maybe not.

[A]

Maybe not. Cheap. Yeah, especially, obviously deals also like pre streaming. I don't know. I don't know. But it did get into syndication. Who knows how much.

[B]

But you gonna see Superman?

[A]

Yes. I. I love a blockbuster though. Like, I love a event kind of movie that everyone's going to be talking about.

[B]

If you could only pick one Jurassic Park, Fantastic Four or Superman to see.

[A]

It's my. It's okay. Superman is the bottom of the three for sure. The bottom, yeah. Who likes to be Superman, Fantastic Four or Jurassic. I think then it's fantastic for the Jurassic just because I love a dinosaur movie. I think they're so camp.

[B]

Oh, Wait. Oh, oh, Fantastic Four seconds.

[A]

Yeah, I kind of think.

[B]

Oh, I would have thought Fantastic Four because you said you love superheroes and.

[A]

You love Marvel, but I also love Jurassic park movies because they're so like. They're like kind of like brain rot to me. Kind of like you just don't have to think about anything except you see dinosaurs running amok. And I think that's fun.

[B]

That is fun. I haven't seen it since the first one, but I hope this one does not have CGI dinosaurs. I hope they're animatronics.

[A]

I. The cgi.

[B]

No, because the first one was probably animatronics.

[A]

No, I think they had some. Probably.

[B]

I want to see some real. Like, that's why we loved Wicked is because they had real sets, no cgi.

[A]

You are kind of spilling with that. We do love a practical set these days.

[B]

You don't think there's any somewhat realistic dinosaurs?

[A]

I don't know. The. The theme for this one is that they're like genetically modified modified dinosaur. They kind of look like Godzilla, E kind of thing. They're humongous. And they're not. Some are real dinosaurs, but a lot of them are like hybrids and like, made up, so. But Jonathan Bailey looks good in it.

[B]

So good. Loves glasses. That's why you wear your glasses. So you can look like him. Superman. He should have been Superman. John the Bailey could have been Superman, Right?

[A]

Well, David Gord Sweat looks literally like the cartoon of Superman.

[B]

It's a cartoon, so anyone can play it. I'm so over. Like, let's look like. Exactly. Cartoon. It's like. Okay, let's deviate away. Is devious.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Deviate away from that. We can have someone else look different than that team.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Isn't there a new Captain America?

[A]

Yeah, well, in the comics it is like, it's. He's. Sam Wilson becomes Falcon. He's black. In the comics, he then becomes Captain America.

[B]

It's not just like he replaced Chris Evans.

[A]

No, it's like it is comic accurate. Yeah.

[C]

Okay, well, we can just have Superman the music musical.

[B]

I would love that. Well, we looked at how Spider man the musical worked out. It didn't just disaster. Just people falling over everywhere and just a mess.

[C]

But eventually it worked.

[B]

Did it? I don't think so. I think it closed.

[C]

No, I'm saying eventually. Like, the rehearsal phase was rough, but.

[B]

Then I think it was a performance. One of the Spider Man's fell. I saw it on TikTok.

[C]

It was the, like.

[B]

Oh, like previews. You're Saying, yeah. Did it even make it to Broadway?

[C]

It made a lot of. Of money.

[B]

Are you sure? Then why did it close? Because Broadway shows rarely make money. Ask. There's no way. Cuz they always close because it's like, so expensive. I think that's why a lot of shows closed, because it's just like too much. Oh, Back to the Future just closed because they said it just was too expensive. It wasn't making money because it's so expensive to put it on.

[A]

The Broadway musical Spider Man, Turn off the Dark was a box office failure, losing $60 million.

[B]

Wow. There you go. I love when Moses is like, right his face. It's like. I was like, there's no way.

[C]

I just remember there were big numbers. Remember which direction.

[B]

Losing 16 million is actually crazy. I love the fact check. Thank God you fact checked it.

[A]

If you want us to talk about politics.

[C]

Yeah, this is our politics.

[B]

That was wild.

[C]

Because at first I was thinking more of a Joker than music goal.

[B]

I mean, that would work better, I'm sure. I'm sure somebody would go see that.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

Campness. I need to watch it. God, we should watch that movie. I want to watch Joker too. I want to watch kind of pregnant Amy Schumer. That was the number one stream movie on Netflix I saw, which is like, what?

[A]

I did not expect that.

[B]

No, because it's like, it looks kind of like a dumb movie. And I thought people were like, over Amy Schumer, but I guess it's the number one streaming movie.

[C]

So that's a new movie. I thought it was like one.

[A]

No, it just came out last weekend.

[B]

Once she's already done or something.

[A]

But they all. All those kind of movies kind of look. Look the same to me. Netflix movies in particular, the big event ones that they have, they all kind of blend. It's like that kind of comedy. Or it's like the action comedy like the one that Cameron Diaz just did.

[B]

Oh, I seen her do press, but I don't even know she was promoting.

[A]

It was Cameron Diaz with Jamie Fox and it was like an action comedy. I think it was about them being like older parents or whatever. Being spies. I didn't watch it.

[B]

Oh, wow, that sounds horrible.

[A]

But they have so many movies that are like that, that are like the action comedies with like, leading Hollywood stars that make a lot like, they are like, very well received and like, for fans, but like, are critically terrible, like.

[B]

The Zac Efron Nicole Kidman one.

[A]

And that, that's. I feel like that's like the romance, like Vibe. Yeah. It is like the two lanes from Netflix movies. Like the romance ones or like the action comedy? Yeah, yeah, it is interesting.

[B]

Well, I guess people are watching it.

[A]

So everyone loves little brain rot. I can't. I can't fall them.

[B]

I do too. If you're a brainwash, what is a good brain watch show? We're watching now. Jane the Virgin. There's too much going on. So you can't even like focus on anything else. You have to focus on the show.

[A]

Oh, Euphoria is officially coming back and I didn't know about this. I. I can't believe I never knew this. That you auditioned to be in Euphoria season two.

[B]

What?

[C]

You were supposed to have like a cameo.

[B]

Oh, well, I don't know if that was like real. I did get an email, but I don't know how to dish it. I did get an email email. It was so specific to be like a plus sized person, like influence. Where did you see it? Or you're just saying you remember this?

[A]

We got quiz at your premiere by Oscar Craven. Trish Crave. Trish Trivia. It was me versus Nicole Rafi and I didn't know it, but Nicole knew it.

[B]

And what was the question?

[A]

Which show did Trish audition for? Which scripted show to play?

[B]

She did send in an audition. I think you filmed it. I remember I had that really big hair. I think I did. I think they did have me send it in and it was weird. It might have been a fake email. And usually I'm pretty good at clocking it. Like emails.

[A]

I'm down if it was fake because.

[B]

It was like talk about why you like plus size, like power, like why you feel like power in your body. It wasn't even like a script or something. But it was such a weird because I think I talked about it somewhere and it was such a weird thing because I got the email and it looks like I'm pretty good. Like I'm actually pretty good at emails. I know. AI, I definitely have no idea what's wet, but I always look at the. At where. What it's at coming from. So it's like, okay. It was like a reputable like casting company and had the ad. So I was like, okay, maybe and then whatever. And they're like, okay, it's gonna shoot like next week. And so they had me sending like a video and obviously I didn't hear back from him, but it seemed real. I think that was like 2021. I think it was like June of 2020.

[A]

Yeah. Because it that season aired in 2022. So that makes sense. Yeah. And yeah. What month did you say?

[B]

June?

[A]

Yes, because I remember they filmed in summer because they filmed around my. My neighbor like my neighborhood. I remember.

[B]

Really?

[A]

I remember they filmed. I think it was that party scene. It was like down the street. Cuz I. There was all the. I love when I. You see the signs like when you get off the freeway and it says like crew over and I'm nosy as hell.

[B]

Do you walk around?

[A]

I. I like go up. I forget what website it. I think it's like there's some website that says like what's filming in different locations.

[B]

Oh yeah, it's like seeing stars or something. There's one like that.

[A]

So I always type like the code name and find out what it was. And I saw it was Euphoria.

[B]

I was like did you take pictures?

[A]

No, cuz it was just like tr. Like trailer.

[B]

What people now people who are filming. When it ends with us in that neighborhood, people were taking like videos of like Justin Baldon and Blake Livey are posting it and cuz they were at.

[A]

Least out on the street. These ones were just like in the houses so.

[B]

Oh, I see. Oh that's kind of cool by you. That's crazy. Cuz I always thought they were like.

[A]

No, they filmed a lot in like West Hills. Woodland Hills a lot in like Van Nuys I want to say.

[B]

Yeah, so it must have been that. It was like one day film. It looks legit but like it would be a weird prank because I was thinking about that. I was like I know people have like done pranks but it was like weird. It was so specific. It was like just name slate and just say like why? Like what plus size.

[A]

And it was supposed to be with Barbie Ferreira's character, wasn't it? That's what Trish says. And I think Trish Craig would know the team maybe.

[B]

I never actually watched Euphoria past like two episodes, so maybe it might have been.

[A]

You should. I love how they just reach out to Barbie Ferreira for a statement. I wonder if she knew we're in touch.

[B]

Like yeah, Drew from emergency intercom was like oh my friend Barbie, she wants come on. But we've been talking so I think she just did a play on Broadway for like eight weeks. She was like there for a while. Yes, she's coming on. She's coming on very soon. Yeah, I haven't like got the date yet but she is like my next guest for sure. I love her. Should I watch Euphoria or She does not know about Euphoria. I just like, love her. I love her.

[A]

I don't think you need to watch it. She's not on the season three and I think her stuff post Euphoria is like more interesting now because Euphoria, season two was also so long ago. That's why no one thought season three was going to happen. But they just started filming it like I think this past week.

[B]

And all original people, Z and Jacob Flor, Sydney Sweeney, a lot of there.

[A]

A lot of those ones are. There are obviously people who aren't coming back. Like, Barbie's not coming back. Storm Reed, who plays Rue's sister in the show, weirdly, is not coming back. Oh, yeah.

[B]

So did Barbie say why? Like, which like, you know, the girl from season one of British and was like, I wasn't asked back. I'm waiting for the phone call. Or did Barbie not want to do it?

[A]

I remember she had like, there was like conflict between her and Sam Levinson, I think especially about her character, like the plus size character and like not knowing what to do. There was like disagreements about that. There was a big thing when she was doing like the hot tub scene. There was like a lot of drama. It was a hot tub scene or the party scene. Seen that in season two that where they filmed actually in West Hills. There was like drama about that. She had to be like in a hot tub or something. There was like issues. Yeah, I don't know about that.

[B]

Tea then.

[A]

There was a lot, a lot of tea, especially with her. I remember her specifically, like, her disagreeing with Sam Levinson. Then it came out a lot of people had disagreements with Sam Levinson. Like, I think Hunter Schaefer talked a bit about it on Call Her Daddy.

[B]

Yeah, she was in there. Yeah.

[A]

And then there was a whole report that like Zendaya and Sam Levinson were having conflicts because of all the mishap with the Idol and that was Sam Levinson show.

[B]

Wait, why was Zendaya upset about it?

[A]

Because it was coming out. Like, Sam Levinson looked bad for the.

[B]

Idol because this was trash. Why did you do it? I love the Idol. Just for the record, I'm down for a season two.

[A]

And then like, there was a source from Sam Levinson side. Obviously the source was unnamed. It's hard to pin where it came from. But then it was blaming the delay of euphoria on Zendaya. Well, like saying that Zendaya. Zendaya focused on her like, film career and that's why Euphoria season three is taking so long.

[B]

Well, yeah, she's a star.

[A]

It's so crazy. Her like rise like after like season one of Euphoria because she was always kind of like a B lister, I guess.

[B]

But then after Euphoria, she's on Dancing with the Stars, which love dancing stars. But also.

[A]

Yeah, no, like, no. A list actress. Yeah.

[B]

No one's going on that day list. But I am available this fall if you would like to add me.

[A]

There's a day I might not come back.

[B]

But it's crazy. It's like 30 seasons and they've never asked me. That's like gonna be traitors. It's gonna be like in season 30, it's like escape the night.

[A]

Yeah. We ran out of.

[B]

We ran out of people. Me and just like, who else? Like, I don't know, mama taught or something. Just the most random people.

[A]

Oh, but maybe you'll get on season three. Since they just started filming now.

[B]

I mean, I have to find out the tea. I don't want to like step on her toes. I love Barbie, but maybe I'll take that character if they want me to. I'm happy to get get into it. She also lost a bunch of weight. Maybe she physically can't do it. I'm down. Put me in coach.

[A]

You take the role as Cat. I think that was her character.

[B]

That's why I thought the Captain America thing I thought was like just a switch where they just put like someone else in there. They did that with Aunt Viv and Fresh Prince. They just like switched the actress. So, you know, I'm down to do it.

[A]

That would be so funny again. And just never acknowledge that Trisha was playing Cat.

[B]

I would love.

[A]

And also like the time jump, like they're supposed to be be. It's like a five year time jump. So they're not in school anymore, obviously.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Are you saying I look older than her?

[A]

A little older than Zendaya maybe.

[B]

How old is she?

[A]

She's younger than me.

[B]

Is she?

[A]

I think so. Let me check her age.

[B]

No. She does look so young. I'm not saying that, but it just seems like she's been around for so long.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh. And I always think like, oh, we're close, but we're not.

[A]

I don't know if I'm that close.

[B]

Crazy. I know. I saw someone the other day too, and they were 28 and I was like, oh, it's like kind of close. I was like, kind of. Not actually like, I'm 37. Well, I will be 37. I'm 37 in May. So I keep calling myself 37.

[A]

It's got to get ahead of it, you know?

[B]

So it's a one to wrap your head around. It's like, oh my God, that's crazy. 40 will be crazy. But 40 is my year. That's my year that I get the top manjaro and the boobs and all that stuff. It's my year for sure.

[A]

I'm probably gonna make that my title. Trisha's cast in euphoria Manifest that watch.

[B]

It happens like people like, damn, Trisha really is the queen of manifest thing.

[A]

That honestly would be tea. I would gonna live.

[B]

I think about that all the time. I'm like, I hope people just keep putting me in stuff because it really does just go with that narrative. Like Trisha's manifesting everything.

[A]

I would love to see you and like as Sydney, Sweetie's like cousin or something. That also makes sense to me.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Why? I. You guys could be the same family tree.

[B]

You think?

[A]

Yeah, 100%.

[B]

I need my boobs. And what's it filming? Is it half filming right now? Yeah, tape them up or something. And what's the scenario if they're not in high school?

[A]

The plot has been very much like tightly under wraps. The last thing that was going around was that it was going to be some kind of like five year time jump and Rue is going to be a detective, like a P.I. but it makes no sense as far as crazy.

[B]

She's all of a sudden just like clean and just like here I am.

[A]

Investigating and no relation to her sister. Like, it's all very weird.

[B]

Was her sister a big part of the show?

[A]

Kind of, yeah. Like she was the one that would like that found Rue when she was on drugs and stuff. She was kind of a big character in it.

[B]

Like, you're not coming back.

[A]

So weird. No, I. I'm curious how that show is going to be received for season three. Cuz Season two. I mean I never. I didn't even watch it. I literally just. I know everything about it from Tik Tok clips and every like Sunday I would see it on Twitter.

[B]

But Euphoria.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You didn't watch it?

[A]

No, but I feel like I did cuz I basically did.

[B]

I always see the Oklahoma Click everywhere. I just like, I don't know what context this is in, but is this play about us? I think Barbie was in. I think she was in season two.

[A]

She was?

[B]

Yeah, she was in that scene. In the bathroom scene. Yeah, I never watched either. We watched the first two seasons. That's why it's crazy for her to be like, oh, I can't believe you did Idol. Because, like, while a lot of people didn't like the Idol and could be considered, like, gross, like the first two episodes, we, like, physically could not stomach. We watched it, me and Moses. I'm like, we cannot watch, like, past the second episode. I think we even stopped after the second episode where it was like, in the bathroom scene after the dad was with the hunter. And then the. And then Jacob Elordi it with, I want to say, Lucas Gage's character. I don't know. It was crazy. It was like in the. You didn't know what happened. And it was violent and physical and sexual. And I was just like, I don't know what's going on.

[A]

I think it was probably. That report probably came more about, like, Sam Levinson, the. The origin of the Idol being like, it was like, a very different production than Sam Levinson took it over and then it became something else. I think that was a lot of it, too.

[B]

He's the problem. He seems a little dubious if everyone's, like, making these. All the shows he makes are. I mean, love the Idol. My favorite show. It was raunchy but not violent. You know what I mean? It wasn't like. I don't know. I think the thing with Euphoria, it's like their high school age. It was raunchy but also sexual and violent. And it was just like, this is a lot happening.

[A]

Also, the. I saw recently to the hair and makeup person for Euphoria. The artist said that season three isn't going to be doing, like, the. The colors, the glitter. Remember? That was like, what they were known for was, like, the Hunter, Schaefer and Zendaya with, like, the sparkly eyes and they're not impulsive.

[B]

With like, 5,000 crystals on my face. Oh, my God, I'm impulsive. I think I had, like, blue crystals here. I had silver like, all over my entire face. Just, like, everywhere you could. Like, I was weirdly obsessed with, like, the makeup of you. I never watched it, but I loved it.

[A]

No, but I should. Maybe we should do an episode.

[B]

Yes. Next week.

[A]

The Barbie episode.

[B]

Yes. Just. She's like, I hate Euphoria. I'm like, oh, okay. We show up with complete euphoria. Love. Oh, my God, that's great. I thought those were the serve. I was like, oh, everyone with the crystals.

[A]

I know. I don't want to see her be a PI without the little sparkles in her eyes like I love.

[B]

What are they thinking? And the filters on TikTok were all like blue.

[A]

Yes, like the blue and purple filters.

[B]

Call us, we'll help you with creative direction. Oscar lives right down the street. You can go film, be an extra like that.

[A]

I think I want to say they even filmed it around my apartment one time because I got a like a filming notice from HBO and I think it was before.

[B]

It could have been an extra.

[A]

Honestly team.

[B]

Yeah, I do love your little neighborhood. It's so cute. Everything about it. People are just like walking the streets freely. Like I kind of like it. Like, you know what I mean? Like I know you never see that. Like the Kardashian kids would have bodyguards. Those were like kids running around. It was cute. It felt wholesome and sweet.

[A]

There's a school on the block, but.

[B]

Yeah, there was a little like food cart there. People were getting food. I wanted to get it that day. I do love those carts.

[A]

They are good.

[B]

I have cash now because I played lotto. But that's fun. Did you ever get it?

[A]

No, I've never gotten it actually I probably should but I just. I don't really go outside that much like on the street as you depict. But.

[B]

It'S a school, a mall. You have a nice neighborhood. Yeah, it's expensive over there though.

[A]

My rent is very cheap.

[B]

Really?

[A]

It's 1500.

[B]

Is it rent control? Because that seems.

[A]

No, I just. Yes.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Okay, well there's two empty units over there if you want to move.

[B]

That's. Wow. I'm shocked. That's actually so. Wow. That is really nice. It's. It's like central to all the like restaurants and movie theaters.

[A]

I like it and it's close to like family and stuff. So yeah, that's why I'm there. That's why I'm there until I get a house or something.

[B]

Cuz I'm like Yeah, that's like 2009 prices when I used to rent. That's like crazy.

[A]

And then when I hear where people pay like in like more towards the influencer kind of area like the Sherman Oaks or like the West Hollywood and stuff. I'm like like oh no.

[B]

When I lived near the one Jimmy was at, like I lived with my mom and sister and I think our rent for like two bedrooms and it was like really, really small. I think it was like $2,100 and that was 2009.

[A]

Now it must be like almost three, I bet.

[B]

Oh at least. Cuz it was like bouge. It was like fancy. It Was like marble, whatever. And I was like, okay. But it was really small. It was really tiny.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Damn. Stay there. That's crazy. I stay there forever. Oh my God.

[A]

Got to keep it a secret though. No influencers move. But.

[B]

Well, you just said two are available.

[A]

I know you didn't hype it up. People are walking, there's corn on the street. But it smells so good.

[B]

I think that's what I remember. It's like just. It smells so good. I love coming up during any time we have to drop off things. I'm like, let's go eat at my favorite restaurant. There's like the Kardashians restaurant is right there. Like everything is. It's just right there. It's really nice. Next time we go to the movies, I'll pick you up. Cuz every time we go to the movies. That's true.

[A]

I always have to find parking.

[B]

Yeah, we always. I was driving back to this parking spot which takes longer than getting to your house. And I was like. Because we go back to the Target and then move up. And I was like, hey, let's. You never go where I go. The Topanga Social Eatery, where It's like a 15 minute parking. Just go there so we can just sit there and eat.

[A]

I get scared. I don't know why. I'm like a paranoid person with that, you know, I don't like breaking the rules. So it says like, but we're only.

[B]

Up there for 15 minutes. And then we sit in the car. And then sometimes they'll come and be like, excuse me. Like, oh, we're just eating. What are they going to say, you know, to us while we're eating our snacks? We're always in the car because otherwise that parking is crazy. And you never do. I'm always like, what the heck? I do miss a movie. A movie day soon. Because I do love that movie.

[A]

I know. There really is no like big movies coming out. There's the Captain America movie.

[B]

I mean it looks good. I saw it all over the New York airport. I just saw like a whole alleyway or aisle of like the airport. Just Captain America.

[A]

And that is kind of it for a while, right? I can't even think, oh, Snow White is in a couple weeks, March, definitely going that they gotta have a bucket for that. I want a Rachel's like popcorn bucket.

[B]

Do too. She's everywhere. She's such a queen. I love her.

[A]

That's your friend.

[B]

I wish I could watch it, but I just, I know like, especially that song, which is like one of my favorites, but it's like the hardest song in the world. I just know. I think I heard someone using the sound when they went back. Did you see it? It was like one where they go Back to the St. James to watch Sunset Boulevard. It's like me just thinking about the Queen Trisha, like, performing here and just like, me being like, take me. It's like me belting so loud. I was like, oh, my God, Ghost Girls girl. It was so bad. But anyways, still got to perform with her, so. Love her. Got a dmr. I did DMR to thank her. She was very sweet. Love her.

[A]

Did you invite her on the podcast yet or what?

[B]

No, I'm scared.

[A]

You have to.

[B]

I'm just scared. I. I like, you know, because also when people could just very well be busy, and then it's like, yeah, of course she's busy. Why the hell would you want to come on your podcast? You know what I mean?

[A]

Like, I've been on a DM kick. Maybe it's those little microdosing mushrooms I've been on, but I've just been DMing people. I DM Bob the Drag Queen. I said, bob, come on down.

[B]

I've been texting and, like, I met him at Wicked and I've been texting. I'd love to come on the podcast. Never heard that.

[A]

Anyone I see show up in the stories. I just reply, come on, just Trish, and one day it'll work.

[B]

One day it should work. I used to do that, but it didn't work. Like, nobody was coming. I think my one guest, I don't know if I ever talked about it, was supposed to be AJ from the Backstreet Boys was supposed to come on. And so many times like, yes, I'm down. He actually lives in this area, so it was so perfect. And he was doing podcasts. He was on a Joe Vulpis from the Vlog Squads podcast. Like, I was like, okay, you're doing Joe's podcast. Like, what? And he was down. But then I just, like, never heard. And I was so excited. You know how excited I was? Because I was like, I love the backstory boys. I was like, telling my sister. I was like, oh, my God, it's gonna be so good. And then I. I text him a couple times like, yeah, I'm down. And then I heard from him. I'm like, I really. I don't think it'd be like the smash hit episode, but I would love it personally fulfilled. I feel like he would sing because he sings A lot. Like just randomly on podcast. I feel like he would like sing with me. You know what I mean? Like I love when people sing and I just. I love. I do love the backstory. Do you like them or no?

[A]

Yeah. So much anymore. I wasn't a huge stand. I think I liked NSYNC more. But I did like Backstreet Boys.

[B]

I really had a Backstreet Boys phase. I was really obsessed with all them. And we should just like the Backstreet Boys one day. Because Moses looks like Kevin, you look like Brian. And I could be, I guess Nick Carter. I don't really want to look like him, but I guess that's the one I look closest to if he's okay. Is he okay? Never hear about him.

[A]

I have no idea.

[B]

People don't care either. I don't really care about Nicarter, but I do care about aj. I think. I don't know. I know nothing about him now. But Joey is. Oh, he's from Insane Key and Juliet with Charlie D'Amelio right now.

[A]

Oh, I did see something with Charlie D'Amelio and Juliet. I did see that she. At first she got like smashed by like the wall that came down her face.

[B]

That happened like a day before my show. Everybody no one knew. And I was like what? How did no one see this on Tick Tock. And she came back out right after and was like okay, I'm fine. But.

[A]

And then she just had a wardrobe malfunction. Her. Her white. She was wearing white pants and she was dancing and her pants split in half.

[B]

Oh how it's like they're beggy. I've seen the outfit she's in. I would love to have seen that show. I wish I could. I wish I had time to Z shows when I was there. That would have been good. I love her. She does eat. She looks good. Like I saw her perform on the Good morning America with them and she does look good doing it.

[A]

Is it. How much longer is it going on? Cuz I think it's.

[B]

I don't know her contract but I think it's just like forever.

[A]

Oh really?

[B]

Until it's done. Until the show's done.

[A]

Cuz the Rachel Zler one ends Romeo Plush. Yeah.

[B]

Wow. Yeah. Because as I work just like going Kit Connor I feel like it came. I see like. Yeah, it's kind of weird that like no one goes into their spot. You mean?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That is interesting. I wonder why. Because she said also I think at my show she said it was like 100 seat theater so it's like not a big theater. It seems like a relatively inexpensive show. Like there doesn't seem like a lot of sets because it's like a round theater. That's interesting. Maybe it's only meant to be there for like a limited time or something.

[A]

I guess that makes it more special and. But like Jack Ansonoff did the music and stuff, so it's a pretty big deal.

[B]

Oh man, I really wish I would have seen it. Damn.

[A]

I know. I really wanted to see it. If I was there like an extra day, I literally would have day cuz I had to work.

[B]

Or a day before you could have gone in and seen it. Or Saturday night that you were there instead of going out, she gone to see her. I wait, you had pizza on Saturday night?

[A]

Oh yeah. Well, I got in that day and I was sleepy.

[B]

I would have loved see, I should have seen it. I'm so sad. That's like my biggest regret.

[A]

I know. And I love Kit Connor too.

[B]

I haven't started watching that show, but I run to. He seems cool. I don't know him.

[A]

He's a. Joe Locker Lock is like best friends with Dylan Mulvaney.

[B]

And is he on the show?

[A]

Joe Lock? Yeah, he's in Heart Stopper. Yeah. But I always see like Joe always posts Dylan on his Instagram and I feel like one degree of separation now.

[B]

I love that because I always see Dylan with Alan coming and I'm like, damn, I'm so jealous of her. Like I. She really does have all the connections. I know.

[A]

She really does. And it's so casual. I think when she posted that Instagram story, doing her makeup, listening to Was it what dreams are made of by you? Joe Lock was there. And I was like, damn. So that means Joe Lock is listening.

[B]

Yes. She put me in her photo dump and I was like, oh my God, I was so excited. She's actually super nice. And she's a super dawn to come on the podcast too. I gotta get a date for her too because I. I really do love her.

[A]

She's in LA now.

[B]

She's not currently.

[A]

Yes, currently. She was just. I'm sat for a Dylan Instagram story because she was at the DMV yesterday in Hollywood and she ran into Trixie.

[B]

Mattel, which is the whole thing crazy.

[A]

It is crazy. LGBT icons in one DMV at the same time.

[B]

I was like, let's do a selfie. I would do the same thing. Like, we're here together, let's do this. That's kind of everything. Okay. I'll hit her up because, like, I love her. She was supposed to come to my Broadway show, and then she. She's like, DM should do a cruise. Yeah, I was gonna come, but I'm on a gay cruise. I was like, love that. That's everything. That's my dream, actually, is to be on a gay cruise. I was supposed to have a cruise next year. I don't know if that's happening anymore. We were supposed to have tickets go on sale February, but I'm like, maybe it's not happening. We were supposed to adjust, like, a church cruise, and it was gonna be, like, all themed, and it was, like, for 4,000 people, and it sounded like the best thing ever. And we were gonna cruise from Florida to the Bahamas. Florida. Maybe that was a sign, but I would have done it for the Bahamas cruise. And. Yeah. And I was gonna perform every night on the cruise. It was. That was so fun. And it was like, a major cruise line that does this. Like, a lot of, like, celebrities or I guess influencers too. I think Bert Kreischer had a cruise, like, whatever. And I was so excited for it, but I don't know. I never heard anything about it. Not that it couldn't happen, but that's what I was saying. If I didn't do a tour next year, I was like, maybe a cruise, maybe Vegas, maybe Broadway, but somewhere in one spot.

[A]

And then just.

[B]

I can bring the kids. Everyone's with me. Me. Like, it's cute, but maybe this will happen. I don't know. I'll follow up today about it. Would you come on the cruise?

[A]

Oh, yeah, I would love. I've never been on a cruise.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

You're my first Broadway show, and you could be my first cruise.

[B]

That's so crazy to me. Have you never been on a cruise?

[A]

Because when I was. It goes back to what I was saying. I forget what episode. But when I was younger, I was afraid because of the Titanic. Ships made me anxious, wild. So going to the cruise. I didn't want to go on a cruise.

[B]

So they couldn't go either.

[A]

No. If I can't go, you sabotage all.

[B]

Their plans to travel when they had.

[A]

Money and they would. And then they were supposed to finally go on a cruise, and then covet happened. They had it booked and everything.

[B]

Gone on a cruise. Either bring them on the Trish cruise. That would be everything. That would be so much fun. Have you been on a cruise, Moses?

[C]

No.

[B]

Wow. Whoa. I feel like it's so common. Like, you just see everyone on Tick tock. Always on cruises and stuff like that.

[C]

Going by myself on a cruise.

[B]

You couldn't or could. Well yeah. Going by yourself on a cruise is wild. But I mean, I guess you could meet someone there. I don't know. And then the Disney cruises sound fun, but then they always say like kids are peeing everywhere, like in the pools and stuff.

[C]

Yeah, well that's any kids pool you just don't go in.

[B]

That's true. Let's tea. But I've been on cruises. They're fun. I like it. Cuz you really can like just eat food all hours of the day. It's just like food.

[A]

The buffet is just open.

[B]

Buffet. I think there's even like restaurants open all the time. And I think, really, I think it's like, I, I think that's part of the cruise appeal is like you just get it for free. Like it's just included.

[A]

Oh yeah. All inclusive.

[B]

So you never have to pay. You're just always getting this free food.

[A]

That's dangerous.

[C]

Love to be on a boat on the ocean.

[B]

You what?

[C]

I would love it. I mean it sounds great. Cruise.

[B]

Yeah, it. Okay, let's make this happen. Trish Cruz, caa. I'm ready. It was pretty cool because it was like my, the people who do my tours, they were like, oh, maybe like a cruise and they actually like a full package, like a full packet of like what would be included in the activities. And I. Oh, I was gonna be able to pick the menus. So like, oh my God. Because you know for dinners you could always pick Benihana night or like, you know, Hibachi night or something. So yeah, that was, the whole thing.

[C]

Is designed so like pink. Enter her. Wow.

[B]

It did seem very cool. It seemed crazy ever since I was like, that's crazy. They would never give me this. But then I did see like Bert Kreischer did a cruise like that. I was like. I guess they.

[A]

I see Drag queen is like from RuPaul. Get their own cruises too.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, Like Jimbo had her own cruise.

[B]

Stop it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's crazy. I mean that's amazing. Good for them.

[A]

Honestly. Speaking of. You're on Drag Race this week.

[B]

I'm on Drag Race this week. It just got leaked today. I saw it on Trish Crave was breaking it to me. They see everything. Yes. I, I am on Drag Race this week. I'm so excited. I have actually haven't seen it. It's gonna air Valentine's Day and I'm on, on Snatch Game again, which is crazy. It's crazy. The past two years that I've been on Snatch Game, very nervous. My girl Acacia forgot she was over here yesterday. And I haven't been talking about her a lot of the show because I didn't want spoil it because she did email me early on that I was gonna. That she did me and she wanted to do a collab, which I was like, absolutely, yes. They can't do podcasts until the full season airs. Because I was like, oh, please come on my podcast. And she was like, so down. Weirdly, can't do podcasts. But we could do, like, vlogs and stuff where we, like, talk about everything. So I was like, okay. But she was, like, so down to come on. But we did whole. I guess. I don't know. I actually don't need to spoil that part. But I met her, I guess. I don't know. But yeah, she was. She was wonderful. And, oh, it was the best thing ever. She was. She was so, so sweet because we did get, like, really deep and it's, like, crazy because, you know, you make videos for so long and you really don't think, like. I don't know. I don't think anything of it, to be honest. I'm just like, oh, I'm happy I have this job or whatever. But then. And people are nice and they tell you their story, especially meet and greets, but you only get a few minutes with someone. But when you spend, like a full day with someone. And she was just telling me, like. Because I said, oh, my God, I can't believe you did me for, like, Snatch Game. Like, oh, like. And she's like, there was never another choice. Like, you're it. Like, you're the reason she, like, my personality, my sense of humor, everything is because of you. Yeah, it was really, really sweet. She. She was. Been doing me in drag. There was. I mean, from she Had My Heart, my original tour, Trisha Live hoodie. She came to the show in New Jersey and she did a cosplay from one of my glams back in, like, 2018, in the same sweatshirt, ponytail, like, exact look, everything. So she's been, like, cosplaying me for, like, a minute, which is cute. She's like, a segment in the show where she does. So I don't know. She was just like. She was. She was really, really sweet and really, really nice. And then it made me, like, emotional because she's just like, you know, I, you know, ate alone with you. She was, like, homeschooled. And she was just like, you know, I would always eat with you and I was like, really depressed and you were there for me. It was just like, it just made me want to cry and. Yeah. So I just was. It was really fun and we had a good time and actually I. She was the. I guess I don't want to spoil it. I won't spoil our club. But it was, it was the first time I got put in drag. I don't, I don't think I've ever done drag makeup cuz I. Sugar did a makeover on me, but it wasn't like the drag makeup. So it was my first, like, cover Brow moment. It's really cool. So check out the socials that. But yeah, check out sashing. I'm. I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous. She didn't spoil it for me, but I, I don't know. I just hope. Hope she doesn't get eliminated because it's the curse of me at this point. Rue was like, I don't know. The first time when Sugar went out, no idea who this person is. The clip they showed was who was asking her.

[A]

Another one of the queens, Crystal Envy.

[B]

Oh, oh, okay. Crystal Envy was asking like, oh, aren't you scared? Because like Sugar did Trish and she's like, no, because I can do it. And she and Acacia had told me that she had done me at Snatch Games at like local bars. Really one and stuff. So I think it's hard because Aru, like doesn't know me obviously. So it's. But on one hand she made a good point because she said like her back up was like Paula Dean or something. And she goes, you know, on one hand, if Rue does know you like a Joan Rivers, he'll know if he do bad.

[A]

Yeah, like he, if he knows the reference, he can clock it. If it's not living up to what he expects.

[B]

Sure. So if they do me, I guess in theory, like, wouldn't know. So I'm nervous. I'm very nervous. So hopefully, hopefully she stays. I just don't want to be the curse of the Queens going home because of me. It's a big honor. Damn the. This is like. I think, yeah, season 15 and season 17 both did me for Snatch Game. Crazy. I don't think any YouTuber has been done twice on there. I think they've done Bretman. I think they did Gigi a couple times and both icons, but I can't.

[A]

Believe Anthony Padilla was on Drag Race. But you have not been.

[B]

How? What?

[A]

What? I think it was season maybe 10. I want to say, as a judge, as someone they made over, like, for a challenge.

[B]

What was the challenge?

[A]

Making influencers over. Yeah.

[B]

Who else was on there?

[A]

I only remember Anthony Padilla. I remember Tyler Oakley on Drag Race. Yeah. But he. He was partnered with Monet Exchange and they got sent home. I remember that was like a. Their makeover was crazy. I love Mona, but that makeover was crazy. It was bad.

[B]

Well, Acacia told me, too. Like, it's hard to do. She's like, I love doing my own makeup. She's like, it's hard to, like, do other people's, too. I imagine that'd be hard if you're, like, not a makeup artist. Like, put someone else. Who did. Who did Monet do?

[A]

Monet did. Tyler Oakley. I forgot.

[B]

I need to see.

[A]

Yeah, that one. I remember they wore glasses to, like, make it look like they're related or something.

[B]

Oh, gosh. And Tyler can be pretty. I feel like Tyler, like, would be really pretty in drag, so I don't know how they messed that up.

[A]

Oh, Anthony Padilla was with.

[B]

Is it Monet Exchange or Monet McMichael McMichaels.

[A]

Monet Exchange.

[B]

Is she doing Pit Stop this year?

[A]

Yes, she's the host of the Pit Stop. Oh, Anthony was with Cameron Michaels for their makeover.

[B]

Cameron Michaels.

[A]

She was on season 10. I don't think. I think she quit drag now. She's just, like, hot, muscular out of drag.

[B]

Oh, Anthony Padilla was with. Okay.

[A]

She's a.

[B]

Let me see.

[A]

It's kind of a bad photo, but kind of.

[B]

Listen, Anthony, Andre.

[A]

Not bad.

[B]

He's giving myself what I thought at first, too.

[A]

Let me look up. Tyler Oakley and Monae Exchange.

[B]

Damn. They're living my dreams.

[A]

The photo is crazy.

[B]

Let me see. Oh, wow.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, why? That's crazy. And Monet is so, like, beautiful. Like, why? She's like. She sabotaged. She said, I'm not going to make you pretty. That's crazy.

[A]

This is crazy. I love that she kept the glasses on to still make it, you know, a thing, but, yeah, that's. That is crazy. The wig is good.

[B]

Okay. They're matching. They're giving body. I really do need to get. I love the pads. They look so.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Padding is tea Looks so good. Okay. Yeah. They got sent home.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Wow. I can see why, I suppose. But damn. I can't believe Anthony Pettit has been on. Well, what year is that? That was a while ago.

[A]

That was a while ago. That was season 10, so I guess they were seven years ago.

[B]

I love you.

[A]

Joey was pissed that it was Anthony instead of him, which makes it. Because they kind of look alike, so I guess technically it probably should have been.

[B]

And they were kind of doing content together. Together.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And Joey's fan of Drag Race.

[A]

Yeah. And gay, so.

[B]

Oh, that's crazy, actually. Yeah. I guess they were trying to get the Smosh viewership or something like that. Joey would look.

[A]

Oh, yes.

[B]

You said he did do drag for a day. He does have, like. Yeah, he does like to do it. Yeah. That is. That's kind of crazy because he was kind of popular back then, too.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He was trying for Hunger Games, Drag Race. Nothing relatable, though. Me trying for everything and never getting it. Let me have one Broadway night. Everyone's like, wow. I don't know. How'd she get that? I was like, I don't know. I haven't gotten anything in 18 years. So one benefit, one night a week when Broadway is dark is fine. It's all good. Now if I'm in 4i season 3, then y'all can be like, what the hell? That's crazy. Cause I would be the same way.

[A]

I'm surprised you're not SNL50 for the big.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Same as far as I know.

[B]

Adam, Stan, Jimmy Fallon, all these people. I was like, where's my invite?

[A]

Pop Crave.

[B]

Pop Grave's gonna be on it. Doing what? They announced it or what?

[A]

They tweeted they're gonna be live from SNL50.

[B]

How.

[A]

I think they'll just be covering the red carpet.

[C]

But you. Did you get an invitation?

[B]

I did get an invite, but that was for, like, the Radio City Music hall thing. It wasn't for, like, the show. Well, maybe we'll go. No, I think I'm on. I think I can't. I think I'm on tour. Yeah. Like, just working so hard, getting my swig in my Rainforest Cafe, which you don't need to go ferry to get to the Rainforest Cafe. And someone else. I think Catherine told me there was a Rainforest Cafe in Atlantic City, New Jersey. So I'm just going to be tennificent, eating up those nachos and going to all the Rainforest Cafes.

[A]

You are me all day long. I should reach out to him for a statement.

[B]

Yes. Be like, come back.

[A]

And you did do the. The water ride. I found out. So did you look it up? Yes.

[B]

Looks fun. Is it scary? Is it, like, a bumpy one?

[A]

No, it looks. You know those ones where it's like, you sit in the round boat?

[B]

Oh, that's kind of scary. Like Bigfoot. Like not sp Raspberry Farm.

[A]

I, I, it kind of reminds me of the one in California Adventure at Disneyland.

[B]

Like that one's scary. That one. Oh my God, that one like, is like a white water rafting. It's like so much Ted looked a little wet.

[A]

Not very wet, but yeah, right. Let me get a poncho or something and get that seat belt extender.

[B]

Bringing my pink one. Cuz they might have it at theme parks. I wonder if Jonathan Bailey would like, go in the Jurassic park ride like Johnny Depp did when the movie comes out to be like, in it.

[A]

Imagine.

[B]

That'd be so cool.

[A]

So cool. I was gonna say you need to do like the VIP thing with the animatronic.

[B]

I would. Wait, what? Like I get to be one or what?

[A]

No, like you have to do like the behind the scenes tour so you can like get close to the animatronic.

[B]

Oh my God, I would absolutely die if he was on the ride. They should do that Universal get on that.

[A]

I think Chris Pratt is in it right now, so yeah, they should update it.

[B]

Oh, like his figure is in it.

[A]

I think there's like a screen of him. Like he's acting in it.

[B]

I don't know if we do we like him? I don't know if we like him.

[A]

I don't, I don't know. I don't think anything really of Chris Pratt.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

He seems nice enough.

[B]

I guess he's married to a Schwarzenegger.

[A]

Yes, Catherine.

[B]

And isn't there a Schwarzenegger in the new White Lotus?

[A]

Oh my God. Yes. And I know. Oh my God. I.

[B]

Are we out of time? What is it? Almost.

[A]

But I did see one thing of Arnold Schwarzenegger. So Patrick Schwarzenegger is in the White Lotus. And then Arnold Schwarzenegger posted on Instagram from the premiere and was like so proud of my son Patrick for. And the white, for being in the White Lotus. He has a. I was surprised to see as a nude scene in it. Turns out the apple doesn't far fall far from the tree.

[B]

Oh, I love supportive King.

[A]

I don't know if he's talking about like their penises. Oh, you think that's what it sounded like? Like their, their junk didn't involve. Did Arnold Schwarzenegger do a lot of nude scenes?

[B]

And then I don't know. I'm not familiar. I would feel like I would know his body. I would think like, oh, I thought it was like a butt scene or something. But he seems Like a penis?

[A]

Maybe. I don't know. That was just my takeaway. But my brain is a little bit different, so.

[B]

Aren't they Schwarzenegger is also super like part of the Kennedy. Like aren't they like political Kennedy?

[A]

Like he was the governor. But I don't know, I just thought.

[B]

They were like high class. I don't know. I guess you can still be high class and show your penis. I don't know.

[A]

Oh yeah, Maria Shriver is. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

But anymore I want to see Joe Schwarzenegger. He his son, his other son.

[A]

Oh, from Dancing with the Stars?

[B]

Yeah. Why are he acting? I would like to see him and stuff Traders and get him on Traders.

[A]

Oh, honestly T. Yeah. Wasn't he good on Dancing with the Stars? He's Joe.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Bana, I think.

[B]

Oh, he didn't take his name?

[A]

No, I think he took his. Maybe his mom's name, I'm assuming, but it wasn't Schwarzenegger.

[B]

Oh, do you think he could change it now? Cuz he talks to his dad, his relationship with him.

[A]

Maybe he goes to the gym with him.

[B]

That's nice. I do like that. I'm glad he glad he's doing that. I mean do whatever you want, but I mean, probably good for the sun, I guess to have that connection. That's crazy. This other Schwarzenegger being in White Lotus naked, it's so wild. He kind of came out of nowhere, right? He hasn't like acted or anything.

[A]

He was. He said a couple things. Yeah, he did. He dated Miley Cyrus for a while. He's had a couple shows.

[B]

Like he's done some things. All right. Will Schwarzenegger's name?

[A]

Patrick.

[B]

Patrick.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Will Schuster is Bleach blonde and that Jump Scare, Scare and me. Did you see him lately? My God, I haven't seen him in so long. Talk about scary. Everyone's worried about Tom Welling. I was like, let's worry about Matthew Morrison. Jump Scare.

[A]

Did you see?

[B]

I don't know. He's doing a video with platinum blonde hair, no tone, just a bleach. And it was wild. And that's ended on, I guess, I don't know. You guys stream High Fashion by Addison Rae out the 14th of February. My new EP might be out the 14th. It might be out next Monday. I don't know. When it comes out. It comes out out soon. Check out Drag Race and vote for Acacia. I wish you could vote for them again. You should be able to, I think, vote for your favorites.

[A]

You would be able to retweet like, who do you want to see when. For, like, the finale?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But I don't know if the retweets do anything.

[B]

Retweet for her. Give her some love, please. I think she's going to kill it. I'm. I'm nervous because I wouldn't even know how to impersonate me because it's, like. It's so niche. It's so niche. I don't know what she could do because it's like, I don't know, and it's. It's hard to impersonate. What are you gonna do? Like, eat? Just, like, eat in your. And be like, what? Like, how do you make it funny? I don't know if anyone can do it. I think Keisha can do it. She did say the other queens knew who I was, and they were very excited. Like, Lexi gave her nails that were like, oh, these are Trisha nails.

[A]

No way.

[B]

Yeah, she did give me some tea on that. They were all, like, very excited.

[A]

Oh, my God. That's everything.

[B]

FaceTime. I don't know how I can say it. Well, we didn't film it, but we FaceTime Arietti yesterday, so they're, like, really close. So. So we'd, like, FaceTime them. And. Yeah, she said she's, like, great with all them. And they were. All. They all, like, were. They knew who I was, so that was very exciting. And anyways, Acacia will always be the queen to me because she chose me to do Snatch Game, so it's great. There was never even a second option. She said. Yeah, she was just like. Obviously, you saw in the clip that, like, people were like, are you sure you want to do this? And she's like, yeah, so maybe she'll win.

[A]

That'd be my friend. I would love.

[B]

It's either me versus the Gilbert Gottfried impressionation. I have no idea who's doing that, but that is. I saw it in the previews.

[A]

I thought, someone's doing Bigfoot. I think Jule Sparkles is doing Bigfoot.

[B]

Oh, gosh. Okay. Good luck to everyone. I hope it does well. And that's it, you guys. We went long when we went long for having nothing to talk about. Tati Westbrook, the villain. Love you guys. And we'll see you in the next video by.

[A]

Sat.