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Moses
That is a rock bottom. Being on the rock.
Trish
Exactly.
Moses
While it's true. Target has ugly CR crap right now.
Trish
They used to. They used to be it. Actually.
Moses
For a long time they've had.
Trish
Oh, my God. What do you like over there?
Moses
Honestly, not much.
Trish
Hello and welcome to Just Trish. I don't mean to give away the sponsor so early on in the episode, but honestly, these master chips are kind of good. I feel like I'm very energized from them. I'm not even. I am sponsored. We are sponsored. But like, I really do like them. I really do. Hi, welcome to Just Trish. Today is an exciting day. Do you know why? Yeah, why?
Callie
Something in the Hollywood Ball.
Trish
Okay. Yeah, yeah. You knew. I thought you meant. I thought you're gonna say because my sister's here.
Moses
I thought so too.
Trish
But it is an exciting day because my sister's here and she's wearing it. But you knew. Yes. I'm so excited. Ever. All of it. My sister showed up. Hi. Hi. How are you? My sister's here. Oscar's out for the day. He'll be back at our next Hot Topics. We love him. Msm, as always. And there's Some hot, hot topics today. For real? For real. Usually Oscar's here, and I'm like, the top hot topics are hot. And there's, like, nothing that I have, but I actually have stuff. I prepared our big one. I'm all fired up for the big one at the end. I sent it to my sister last night. I'm like, get educated on this because I need to talk about. I have some rage. But I also have a lot of happiness today, too. But also because my sister's here. She's filling in today. My mom is going to come later on in the episodes because I was, like, talking to her yesterday. I'm like, yeah, maybe I'll ask Cali to jump in. She's like, I have some hot topics, too. And I was like, period. Come on.
Moses
After coming for my job.
Trish
Yeah, we would have her come with just a setup. We don't have enough setups. Everyone always wants to have, like, four ways. You guys know how I feel anyways. When there's a multiple conversations happening, I get very overwhelmed, especially with my mom and sister together.
Moses
I can't get a word in edgewise.
Trish
When she's both of them. I just. I love you, but both of you guys together. I love having solo one. Love us all together as a family, of course. But, you know, different vibes together. They are just unstoppable.
Moses
We're a lot.
Trish
But in a good way. You guys should have your own podcast and just be called, like, two packs of wolves. What? Oh, I don't know. Two pals. Wolves are always. Aren't wolves always, like. Like, they're always, like, over each other.
Moses
Going, that's giving Fuller House.
Trish
Please.
Moses
I can't wait.
Trish
Fuller House.
Moses
Remember when they're like, we're the. We're the she wolf pack or whatever, and then they do the cringe? Like, is this the one where they're adults?
Trish
Yes. No one watched that but you, I think.
Moses
No, you watch it, too.
Trish
Don't even. Maybe, like, one episode where Viper was bad.
Moses
It was so cringy. I couldn't.
Trish
I couldn't. I. I don't support. I don't love a Candace Cameron beret moment. I'm just gonna say it, but okay, I don't either. But you were watching. You were sat for all 800 seasons.
Moses
Of it watch at all.
Trish
But you knew I hated that show.
Moses
Sorry.
Trish
But you knew that she would. Whatever. Because they did it every episode.
Moses
Oh.
Trish
So I'm kind of accurate that your mom could be part of the.
Moses
No, don't put me in that no, no, no, no, no. I would say more like. Aren't like hyenas maybe more like that.
Trish
Hyenas is a crazy thing to call someone to be like, you guys are two hyenas.
Callie
We have so here.
Moses
I see.
Trish
And coyotes can be. Can be sweet. I mean, I know they. They have to eat wild dogs.
Callie
Well, we hear them every night.
Trish
That's what I'm thinking of.
Callie
They do a count.
Trish
Okay.
Callie
Usually they count, like, crocol. To see that everyone is there. That's.
Trish
It's actually sad. Yeah, there you go. Kind of sad, right? Like, you just hear the pack. We see them on our walk, and they're pretty nice. They kind of just go away from us. I always say that Mom's like, but one day you might meet a rabid one, so you should carry a bat. And I was like, okay, now you're me scared. Now I feel like I should.
Moses
I was like, leave it to mom to always fear monger, you know?
Trish
I'm like, I think they're nice for the most part. They're like sharks. Unless you irritate them, I don't think they're going to come for you. These are delicious. And I'm not just saying that.
Moses
No, I love them. I wouldn't.
Trish
You told me.
Moses
Yeah, maybe.
Trish
Okay.
Moses
Is this my consolation prize?
Trish
That's your consolation and compensation for today.
Moses
I love. I love these chips, though.
Trish
For real.
Moses
The habanero ones are so good.
Trish
I know. I love that. Before we even started the Ataries, my sister's like, oh, I like them. And you can even eat them alone. I'm like, what do you mean alone? You don't even need guac or salsa.
Moses
She said, yeah, like, a lot of.
Trish
Chips are so, like, dry. I mean, I love a dry chip. Yeah, but those are. I love this whole fit today. The blue Bay. Did I get that for you for Christmas? You did. I would think one like that. That's. I was like, oh, I love it. Yes. Peep the shirt. I love it so much. It looks so good on you. When I saw it, I just. I. I got chills. I got excitement. This morning I woke up and I kind of knew it was coming. If you're on the MCR side of Twitter, like, the posters have been showing up in different cities. Everyone's been texting me. They're like, I think they're going to be in San Diego. I think they're going to be here. And I was like, okay, perfect. San Diego's not too far. They're also coming back to LA Black Parade is returning in 2020. I love as if I had something to do with it, but I'm so excited about it. And I am already said October 21st through October 24th. I am blocking out that entire week, so I do not miss it. The tubes have been out. I removed the tubes for this reason in anticipation. Because could you imagine? I could imagine.
Moses
No, I would be dragging you by.
Trish
Your wig to go with my fourth baby if I. Yes, my wig is crazy. And I. Honestly, I. It's one of the hot topics. But, I mean, I am after Cardi B announcing her fourth baby and being like, I can do it all. I was like, should I have another baby? But also can't have another baby, which is why I got them removed. Because in my mind, I'd be like, yeah, let's just have a fourth one. Why not? So again, thank God I got them. I'm one of those people that. I think it was made. Tube removal was made for tubligation. I think it was made for me because I'd be having 20 babies, and it's hard enough for me to keep up with three babies we have now. But I would be. And then, of course, yeah, I would be missing out on Black Friday.
Moses
I just feel like people that have, like, so many kids, like, how do you even have time for each individual one of them? I feel bad for those families.
Trish
I think. I think, Yeah, I don't think they do because we talk to people with. In large families that have, like. Like, Isaiah is one of eight kids, and someone else we talked to, it was like, one of 10. And that's like, I don't think. Because I asked him, like, do you feel like I don't have time? She's like, absolutely not. And then he was one of the older ones we took care of. But I think it's maybe religious people. Like, I think they have kids for that reason. Like, they just think they should keep. I don't know. No, not knocking. If you can do it, you can do it. I agree what you're saying. That's why, like, right now, the lottery. Because one day I feel like I have to retire to drive them all to their sports. We talked about this, like, a couple Hot Topics ago, but I think Oscar was saying that the Kardashians take their kids everywhere to school into the extracurricular. How do they do that and work? But then you were saying, like, Kim's at home, so she doesn't necessarily have to go in somewhere every day to do a job. But I was like, man, once they get that age where they're doing, like, soccer and karate and we're gonna have. Our life will be just their life.
Callie
So we'll just be a shuttle driver.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
Their personal Uber drivers.
Trish
Well, get ready, because we're gonna hire. We need. We need more people because it is crazy. And, yeah, I love the idea of having, like, five or six kids, but how. And also, like, logistically, the biggest car we have is Lincoln Navigator. And, like, oh, we could fit one more in there. But, like, how do you have, like, seven? What kind of car are you getting when you have seven kids?
Moses
I guess the printer van.
Callie
You have a parade.
Moses
You have to get the big transit.
Trish
Cars with 15 rows. Those are so. We looked into that. Those are so, like, what?
Moses
I know.
Trish
Very bougie. If you have more than three kids, like, you're. You're doing it especially, like, at Disneyland. We see all this. I'm like, dang, you are really doing it. Shout out to you, Honestly. And I would love to be there with you, but luckily, the Black Parade is coming, and I want. Okay. And it's also. So. I think it's the same. I don't know. I. They. They make it look like it's the same tour because it's Black Parade, but the. This one. This past one was called Long Live the Black Parade, and now it's just the Black Parade. So did they die? Because he get. He gets unalived after each show of Long Live Black Parade. So it did he. And there's a little, like. What are those things called when they do the crime scene? Like a little chalk outline.
Moses
Oh, yeah, yeah, the outline.
Trish
Yeah, there's an outline of him in the promo. So I was just like, oh, is it like they're dead? Because I. That's what I've gathered.
Callie
The resurrection.
Moses
What if they're coming out with a new album?
Trish
Well, that's already a rumor that I'm. Seer 5 is coming, which call me a fake fan. I thought they only had three albums. I know. I know. People came for me. My Instagram. I was like, I'm so bad. I have a new. You know this. I am a new MCR fan. Relatively, like, 2020. I discovered them. I was very late. Okay. There was a person that, like, liked him, and I was, like, trying to impress him. Like, I like him too. But I ended up, like, loving. And I was like, oh, my God. They actually, like, saved me because, you know, 2020, you know. Yeah. Just doing my overdoses on the floor and stuff. Like, MCI spoke to me 20 years later, but they did speak to me, and so I'm very new to them. Did you know they had four albums?
Moses
I did. I can't name them all, though, because my memory.
Trish
Wait, what do you mean you can't name them all?
Moses
My favorite one is Three Cheers for Sweet.
Trish
That was also Moms in my comment on Instagram.
Moses
She does not know.
Trish
How did she know that? Or she probably from me.
Moses
No, because I asked on my Instagram, Googled it.
Trish
I said, no, I mean Instagram. I said, what is your favorite? I said, is it Three Cheers, Black Parade, or Danger Days? And then everyone's like, what about. And there was like a fourth one. And the mom's like, three Cheers. And I was like, okay, mom, I loved it. I'm gonna ask her.
Moses
When she comes, tell her to sing a song.
Trish
You sing a song from Three Cheers.
Moses
Well, now you put me on the spot, you know?
Trish
You know, one song from Three Cheers.
Moses
It's. I'm not.
Trish
Okay. Yeah.
Moses
Yeah. But there's a lot of other ones.
Trish
There was one worst thing I could say my favorite.
Moses
I mean, that's the most iconic.
Trish
That was the one that got me into My Chemical Romance. I remember that song when I was a kid. That's the one MCR song I remember as a kid because I was still in high school and would play on VH1. And I really was obsessed with Michael Jackson as a kid. You know, I used to, like, sock Michael Jackson. Like, I thought he was so gorgeous, but I was like, oh, he's like, you know, already has kids. He probably, you know, whatever. And then I remember seeing Gerard Way in the Helena video. That's the only video I remember. And I just remember being like, he looks like Michael Jackson. I like him in a young version. So maybe so. I think that's what, like, drew me.
Moses
When I did not look like him.
Trish
Back in the day. Yeah, the aesthetic, I don't see it.
Moses
But okay, well, the vibes.
Trish
The vibe, the suit, the black and red. Michael Jackson did Dangerous than black and red. It was giving a little Michael. Even black break is a little Michael Jackson because he wore a lot of the military style, like, jackets and stuff.
Moses
I could see that, though.
Trish
Yeah. They cite Smashing Pumpkins as, like, a inspiration, but I'm like, are you also inspired by mj? I think a lot of people probably were, probably. But they did announce that they will be at the Holly bowl three nights, and they also don't have an opener for those three shows. All the other shows had openers listed with them already. Like Iggy Poppas Pierce. The Veil is going to be with them at Phoenix. I think, like, there's. There's already different openers and there was no openers at la. So I'm. I don't want to, like, pitch my band yet, but I do have a band called Sad World 2005, which started out kind of as like a tribute band somewhat to mcr. I just started it because the person I liked that liked mcr, he was like a drummer. And I was like, oh, man, we should start a band together. That's how it all came about. Then we did try to do a band with him even after I met Moses because he was a talented drum, but then he couldn't drum. And then we just kept it going with the band. Connor stepped in. Connor, who's been my producer. And then we became like a band. Like it was a fake band, then became a real band because, like, Richie also does guitar and vocals. A real band.
Moses
You were one of my, like, God, that was my favorite era of you. It was such good songs. Every single one was so good. I was a boy. Like lover Sam.
Trish
Yeah, you were. You were on the videos too. I was too. And most. I remember you like playing them in your car. Really close to when we started dating is when I did this. So I remember you playing the first album in your car when I wasn't even with you. And I was like, okay.
Moses
I listen to them unironically because I just find them so good.
Trish
That's what someone said. Oh, my God. Okay, thank you. That's what someone said on TikTok too. They're like, I unironically listened to Van Gogh and I was like, oh, you mean. Mean this little number like. And I was like. And we were singing live at the music video shoots and Connor's like, playing. I'm like, wait, we could be a real band, so.
Moses
Except Jeremy really didn't play the bass.
Mom
No.
Trish
But he's learning. And Jeremy's super talented. Jeremy's my songwriter and voice. I think he can learn it for sure. I feel like so too, I know Connor's gonna work with him because Connor is like, he is sad boy. I mean, he did it all on the. The tracks because we had to do it like last minute.
Moses
But super talented.
Trish
Both of them. The best vocals.
Callie
I mean, Jeremy is important.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
Background.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
But I'm not just in the band acts aspect of it. But no, he's super talented.
Trish
So we may or may not because it is 2025. And we're sad, boy. 2005. It is our 20 years together, so we may or may not be trying to rehearse. I'm gonna try and put, like, a proof of concept together, and maybe we'll do some shows. Maybe. I don't know. We'll see. It's kind of fair. You're the manifestation queen, so. Yeah, I'm. It's in the works. We'll see. Like, can I sing live with a band? I don't know. I did it for my Broadway show, so maybe I can. But you're definitely sad, boy.
Callie
Yeah, because like you said, all the music videos. You sang like. We were there. We heard you sing.
Trish
Then live as I was. What more do you want from me? Empty veins I got nothing left Bleeding for your masterpiece. A starry night zombie Pricked me with knives and needles Put me high on a steeple Just for me to come down Is your black heart happy now? Love it.
Moses
That was.
Trish
I love it. You know it all, too. I know.
Callie
I know the words, too, but I didn't sing.
Trish
Why? Why? Okay. What?
Callie
Cause you sounded so good. I didn't want to.
Trish
Okay. Okay. Moses and I are also working on a musical number together. There's a lot happening. Okay. I said I was gonna take it slow the rest of the year. No, she's not.
Moses
She's 100. She's got the foot on the pedal.
Trish
She's.
Moses
Go. Go.
Trish
I don't know what it is. And then I.
Callie
Well. Cause everything you did before, you did while you were pregnant, now you're not pregnant.
Trish
Now you're not.
Moses
You've got all of this energy.
Trish
This energy. Yes, I. I agree. I'm. I. When I saw that there was no openers yet, it gave me hope. They had wallows open for them. So they always have, like, a. It seems to be like a. Somewhat of a local band when they come to the city and they're doing three nights, so one night could be sad. Boy 2005.
Moses
I feel like that, too.
Trish
We give the same vibes. I know. I don't know. We'll see if we can get it together. But I am maybe keep a day open, maybe the Wednesday show. Because Wednesday shows, you know. You know, it's a Wednesday show, so maybe. I think it's 20 years since the Blackbird came out. So I'm very excited about all of it. And I'll be there. I'll be there no matter what.
Moses
It's like full circle. Because the last time I was here is the time that we didn't go, oh, that's right. Now I'm here.
Trish
And boom. Yeah. Yeah.
Moses
And didn't we even say maybe they'll put. Maybe they'll add more dates?
Trish
I didn't think it was gonna happen. I thought, this is it. This is the last time they're trying Black Parade.
Moses
I'm like, you never know, though. Maybe. I feel like we did say it. Maybe they saw that and they're like, okay, Ari.
Trish
And Glam Station. I feel like they did this for you because they're doing all new markets. Like, they're doing shows like Nashville, like, cities they haven't been to before in New York, like, all these different cities. So I was like, that's interesting. They're coming back to LA after they did two nights at Dodger Stadium. So I don't know. I'm just saying it may be. Either way, I'm going somehow I'm gonna be front row. Hollywood Bowl. I'm gonna be front row. I'm a fan to be the Pit. Oh, okay.
Callie
Like, the front is Nice boxes.
Trish
Yeah. So one night I'll do the box. The other night I be in the pit, and the other night, there's no.
Moses
Pit at the Hollywood Bowl.
Trish
I think they can make one, don't they?
Callie
I think the boxes are the pit in a way.
Trish
No, the Pit is like, you get the Hollywood Bowl. Yeah. For the Little Mermaid.
Moses
Oh.
Trish
With John Stamos and Joshua Robert Collie and Sarah Bareilles. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. That's good.
Moses
I only went there one time.
Trish
Who'd you see?
Moses
Lincoln Park.
Trish
Oh. How was that? Was there good? There has to be a pit for Lincoln Park.
Moses
I think I was backstage.
Trish
Oh. Because. Wow. What a flex, my friend. Isn't it?
Moses
No, Imagine. No, My friend was really good friends with the drummer.
Trish
What song does Linkin Park? That I would know. There's a popular. Yeah, you know, it doesn't even. I like that one. Yeah.
Moses
You know, a lot of them I feel I'm.
Callie
I mean, it's one of the best venues in la. Hollywood Ball, hands down.
Trish
Hollywood. I, like, always wanted to play there, so. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Moses
I'm so excited.
Trish
Clearing my schedule. We even have something planned for next October, but I'm gonna have to tell them, like, I need, like, that five days off because. Yeah, I cannot. Cannot.
Moses
I can't either.
Trish
My sister. Yeah, my sister did text me. I was like, please. Like, I will never ask anything.
Moses
I don't want to go to any other Concert. Just please take me to this one, though.
Trish
Three nights, you know? But they're gonna be at Petco Park Aug. 30, too. So I'm like, maybe I'll just go down there now. It's my photographer, San Diego. And she's like, you have to come to Pepper Car. I'm like, are you gonna shoot, by the way? Mcr, if you're a team out there. If you're listening, Naz Nazir photos on Instagram. She is the best photographer ever, and I feel like she should photograph you so good.
Moses
She's so good.
Trish
She met Gerard when she was, like, 15 years old. And there's a picture.
Moses
I love that picture.
Trish
I love that picture too. Maybe she texts. I really want to show it one day because she looks so cute. And he looks. He looks good.
Moses
What are you drinking?
Trish
A little green tea. A little green tea. Lemonade.
Moses
It looks like pee.
Trish
Oh, yes. That's what I'm drinking. How did you know?
Moses
Or apple juice. I thought maybe.
Trish
Oh, I would drink an apple juice. I put apple juice on the rocks. Mom's always like, looks like you're drinking whiskey. I'm like, that's the whole point. It's like, at night now. My new favorite thing is to do a little. Sometimes I do the apple juice on the rocks. Huh?
Callie
Or cranberry in a glass of wine.
Trish
Cranberry and a glass of wine. So I feel like guacamole. I fill it up. I just feel very festive. I feel like I'm unwinding. I also feel right. Like you just feel like it's the nighttime and you need a new.
Moses
Yeah, you're unwinding a little. With a little crayon, it hits the.
Trish
Same, I think, as a wine would, because I do. I don't really drink. I usually drink water. So I'm kind of like, oh, this kind of. It's kind of naughty. It's like extra calories, extra sugar, but. Right. Right. Who cares? You know, I love that. I'm in my who cares Mode right now of if anyone cares of my body and dieting. I'm probably like, whatever. I'm hungry, so. You look great. Thanks. Been walking. Been Pilates. That's good.
Moses
I know. I saw you and Tana do Pilates. That was so cute.
Trish
You know, Pilates class.
Moses
I want to do that too.
Trish
It was pretty fun.
Moses
It's been a long time since I did Pil.
Trish
No, you did it before.
Moses
I did it only one time.
Trish
It's hard. Yeah, you do it. You're strong.
Moses
Though I'm not as strong as I used to be.
Trish
But you'd be surprised. Even me, I was surprised how not weak I was. I'm like, not strong, but I'm not super.
Moses
I don't know. Watching Tana do, I'm like, I don't know if I can do that.
Callie
Well, that class is not that.
Trish
Right.
Callie
That's not how you start.
Trish
That's right. It's called the Gree Pilates. It's a different form of Pilates, which is like, cardio and stuff. The Pilates I do is, like, literally, you're just sitting, but it's, like, very controlled. Like, it's very, like, little movements. I'm not like, like, sweating. It's just more, like, controlled. That one was like, cardio, stand up, sliding, like, just doing them. And lots of reps. What do we do? When we did Pilates, we did, like, it's like two or three reps. And then you did Pilates too.
Callie
I went with her, too.
Trish
You live on a guest pass with me.
Moses
Okay, I'll come.
Trish
Yeah, that'd be fun. I love doing. I love doing with Mom. I love doing it solo. I went, like, four times in one week. I'm very addicted to it because I feel so strong. Oh, I love that. Depending on how you feel anyways, so.
Moses
If you're feeling good, you're feeling strong. That's.
Trish
And that's how it's.
Moses
Yeah.
Trish
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Moses
I'm glad.
Callie
How many steps we did last week?
Trish
17,000. One day at Disney.
Moses
That's insane.
Trish
Yes. Yes. I went to Disney before I knew about the boycott, so I just want to say that I'm always at the wrong place at the wrong time. Always. I don't know what's happening. It's.
Moses
I think that, like, happened right as you left, literally.
Trish
We saw some protesters out front as we left, and I was like, what? What just happened? What did I do? I'm so sorry. It was for Malibu's birthday, which we, like, paid in advance, like, months before. And I did not know. I did not know. Good time.
Moses
But the girls were so cute.
Trish
They were so cute.
Moses
I'm like, elvis was so cute and so sweet.
Trish
Oh, yeah. She. She's in her era of posing, of, like, going up to character. She's not scared of anything. She went on the Dumbo ride. Our little Malibu, she gets more. She's more cautious. Cautious, yes. If anything's dark, Small World gets dark. Bibbidi Boppity Boutique. That's the whole thing. We're not trying to disparage the company here, but Bibbidi Boppity Boutique is very dark. I was thinking about it. Hindsight, if you don't know. Bibbidi Boppity Boutique, it's this cute little makeover thing that I never knew existed, but I would have loved as a kid. And you get, like, dresses and you get photos and you get jewelry, and they do glitter and they have, like, magic mirrors and all this stuff. And Melbourne loves makeovers. That's all she was talking about, was makeovers. Loves it. Glam. Whenever I get glam, they always keep. Give her a little glitter. She sits. She's so serious. She can get her nails done for an hour and a half, sit there and have them dry. Like, just so good at sitting. Loves the whole experience. I was so excited she finally turned three. I was so excited. I got the vip. Most popular package you can get. I was like. Because we didn't have a birthday party for her this year, so in lieu of that, we went to Disneyland. And so we're gonna do this, you know, And I was so excited. She was so excited. She was picking out the dress. She wanted the most expensive deluxe dress. She's like, I need that one perfect girl. You got it. You're the princess of the day. And then they have you wait outside again. It was so hot, too. Never gonna was outside like a sweating ball. I go over to Moses because he's, like, chasing Elvis everywhere, and he's just, like, sweating neck. Like. I've never seen him like that. I could just tell. I remember just, like, patting on the back. We're good? Are we good? Like, I'm just waiting for Moses. I was waiting. I was like, he's gonna. He's gonna break. He's gonna break. Because he's just like. It was just a lot. It was hot. And then dealing. It's just a lot. But then. So then they have us go outside and wait some more. They're like, we gotta wait because we had to have the dress. And I was like, no. Like, that's the dress. Yeah. They put it. So there's a separate part of the castle, the dress part. There's, like, windows and stuff. There's a separate part of the castle that they take you to. And they. Yeah, they look. Well, setting up the dress.
Callie
Small, like you go in, but tiny. Like to choose the dress, all that. And then they step outside in the heat. And I told. I kind of told you, but the VIP got heard us talk. I was like, how did I have, like, a lounge? Like a place you sit to wait for your appointment? What did he say? And then he ran in and kind of got them to.
Trish
Because that was amazing for. I mean, it's close.
Callie
Because it was crowded and it was just hard to wrangle everyone. Because, like, Elvis and Val were very different. Elvis just wants to explore. She cannot be in one spot for any. For a minute.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
So she needs to run around. And so it's better to be in a place for her to run around. Because I was just like. That's all. I was doing this, like, running after her and basically letting her explore all the time. So then they brought us in.
Trish
Then they brought us in. Well, it was so hot. Well, you got bubbles for Elvis. And then Malibu was so obsessed with the bubbles, too. So the bubbles. It was hot. We were sweating. You do pay. It's a ridiculous. It's so. It's, like, way overpriced. It's way overpriced. But, you know, magic mirrors. Okay. We'll love the whole thing, whatever. And you have to pay in advance. That's Important. You have to pay ahead of time. They. Before you even go into the next room, they're like, pay for this. Okay, got it. So we paid for it. And then. Yeah, then they take us to the next one. And Matt was excited. She takes the little lady's hand. And they were all great. Everyone there is very sweet and very nice. So, like, nothing against them. But then they go, and I'm so excited. I'm like filming. I'm so excited. Let's get her reaction. As soon as we walk, they react to them too. And then luckily we have the bubble wand because it kind of lit the room up a little bit. Like, in my footage, someone's like, it kind of looks like there's some light. I'm like, yeah, from her bubble one. She was not.
Moses
Why was it so dark?
Trish
I don't know.
Callie
It's not even. Like it's one thing if it's dark, but there's. But there's no elements in there that felt magical. Like, it really felt like you walked into a cave.
Trish
Oh, weird.
Callie
It's very. Yeah. Dungeon type space and like dark and dirty. You know what I mean? Like, and it didn't feel. And then they walk us in and straight into, like a changing room, which even smaller and darker. Yeah, like, okay, go change her over there and then she'll come out and do something and just like, no, I'm not. Like, I want to go outside.
Trish
Basically, she saw a dress. I thought she'd get excited. I really think. Well, I guess we should just say like, she is three. She is the youngest you can be. So maybe. Maybe you should be a little. But we've watched so many tick tocks. So I'm like, seen little girls do it before. Maybe Disney World has a different one because there's one that looks very bright and this one was very dark. So I don't know. The Disneyland one was. Yeah, she's not having it. And you know, that's so sad because.
Moses
She was talking about it all week.
Trish
She was talking about all week. And then you feel. I feel for the parents too, you know, because it's like, obviously you're not going to like, force your kids do something, but you did just pay 800. And I mean, when I heard that.
Moses
Price, I'm like, dang, you should just set her up with Ari.
Trish
I think, did you work in the morning and that. I know, exactly. But you thought like, again, the presentation, you think that I think of, like.
Moses
It'S going to be magical. Like, you have the whole little set going.
Callie
I tried. I was like, okay, let's, let's show her. I was asking the person, let's show her what she's going to do after. So maybe she'll be excited about that. So she takes us to the back room, which again, small and dark and a dirty chair, which is like, why was it dark? You're going to sit here and we're going to put, you know, do your hair and all that. And everything sounded horrible to her looking around and like nothing about it sounded appealing. You know, even the nail salon is more bright and fun.
Trish
Yeah, I think they were that part. I think they were trying to be nice by giving us like a private room because we were with my dad and his wife and two other adults and us and like usually can only go like two adults back. So I think they were trying to like accommodate us to like have more people back there. But even that row where all the kids were getting, that was dark too. They were very, very nice. And they even were like, hey, if she like, she wants to come back and try again, like we can like take her anytime today. Yeah, but she was not having it. But she, she really just didn't like dark rides, like anything like piano.
Callie
I mean, we know that since this is, I don't know, two years ago, like when we went to the Rainforest Cafe and we thought she's gonna be so excited.
Trish
Yeah. Scared.
Callie
And it's the same thing. It's like a dark space even though there's animals and things. But something about those spaces. There's. I don't know, you know, she's memories from old castles in England or something.
Trish
Something. Something was. Yeah, but even Dumbo, she was like so excited for Dumbo. Even at the park she's like, I wanna ride the elephants with mommy. I wanna ride the elephant's mom. Then we dumbledge like, I don't want to do this anymore.
Moses
I was like, okay, how about teacups?
Trish
No, mommy doesn't like teacups. That is not.
Moses
Spin it.
Trish
I don't know. I have, I have PTSD from that. Right. As a kid I used to be motion sickness. No, all of the rides there are dark though.
Moses
Like Ariel.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
Even the Star wars one I think is dark.
Trish
Peter Pan snow. Right. Oh, pirates definitely. Never going to go on for a while, obviously.
Moses
Haunted mansion.
Trish
Oh, she's too little for that. Well, my friend Ari gave me a good tip because she has a 13 year old daughter. She's like, next time you can just tell her like close her eyes or something because you Know, once you're on the ride, like, we did Mickey Mouse's. I don't know what that's called. Wild Ride Roadhouse. There's one in Toontown, and it's like a car, and it's like. It's pretty cool. It's kind of like Rise of Resistance kind of like all over the place. But she gets scared, and you're already on the ride. So I was like, what did it do? While we're already on there? Elvis is living her best life. Because it was for Elvis's age, too. And I was like, living her best life. But I guess she said, next time, just tell her to, like, you know, close her eyes or, like, you know, put a hood on or something like that. I was like, yeah, that's. I close my eyes on, like, the Mummy and those kind of rides. I'm like, I'm absolutely not. Cannot see.
Callie
All the rides are really designed around the darkness is what makes them magical because you don't see the space you're in. You only see the things that they want to show you. Yeah, but I don't know. I think. I mean, you know, it's a phase. I think she'll be, are you gonna.
Trish
Be going in next year?
Moses
Oh, my God. Like, maybe they should wait and.
Callie
It doesn't even matter. The. The rides don't matter. I mean, what she likes is the character. Like, they like characters. They like the people that like to be in that city, you know?
Trish
Yeah. She loves. They love Toontown.
Moses
Are you gonna go for October time, though? Because I feel like, really.
Trish
Trick or treat. That's Oogie Boogie Bash.
Moses
I know, but she doesn't like that either.
Callie
She did enjoy the trick or treating.
Trish
She liked trick or treating. But we avoided the parade this year.
Callie
We just avoided the loud parade and we didn't go into the rooms.
Moses
What about headphones, maybe?
Trish
Well, it wasn't loud because we weren't. So we discovered the parade. The speakers are right above you on the parade. So when we were outside, it wasn't because even Aquaman, we had headphones for him, but it was really not loud outside of the parade. So I think because when where you sit at the parade, they have speakers right on your. In your ear.
Moses
That's so weird. She doesn't like this. The parade, because that's where all the characters are.
Trish
Well, that parade is kind of scary. That parade is.
Callie
Yeah, yeah. No, it's a Halloween parade. The Oogie Boogie is last year.
Moses
I love Oogie Boogie.
Callie
Last year, the parade Started. And it's. First you see Mickey and Minnie, and it was great. She was, like, so happy. But then all the, like, scary. Yeah, the scary stuff starts showing up.
Trish
This horseman starts the thing like, oh, no. Holding his head. No, it is a little scary, that one. But the trick or treat she did love. She was loving her best life. She's in her stroller. She has. She still loves. She has her Oogie Boogie bag. And she carries it with her everywhere. To the bed, on the car seat. Everywhere she goes, she has a free Oogie Boogie.
Moses
I love that.
Trish
Like, she was taking a nap in the car with her Oogie Boogie. Like, if we. Yeah. Like, we're trying to get the. Out of the pacifier stage, she'll be like, hey, gotta give us the binky if you want the Oogie Boogie. So she'll give that up for anything. She'll be like, give me that Oogie Boogie bag. Like, take everything.
Callie
Kind of like her saving account. It makes her feel safe having all that candy with her, knowing that I have this candy. It's mine.
Trish
At her. At her leisure. She can just go in there and she can't open the candy.
Callie
She does ask. She always asks.
Trish
She's. And I always say after dinner, she's, no, please, now, please.
Moses
And I was like, oh, okay.
Trish
So then, you know, I cave in every time.
Moses
I wanted to come so bad. But then I was like, gosh, it's gonna be at least two hours there.
Trish
Two hours back.
Moses
It was gonna just be too much. And then what if I got there and she was like, I'm over this.
Trish
And then I go, well, that. It's good. She didn't. Obviously, you were going to come for Bop Boutique. That didn't even happen.
Moses
So imagine.
Trish
Then mom was talking about Oogie Boogie because that's where my mom. Mom was going. My dad was going to the other one. My mom's going to Oogie Boogie. And even that one took us so long just to get everyone ready. And, like, we had to figure out Aquaman. We were trying to. First we're going to carry him like this. Then, like, we're trying to figure out all the situation. So we really only were there for, like, an hour, which is, like, worth it for us. We stayed down there, but then.
Moses
Yeah, but I was like, I don't think it's a good idea. Because Mom's like, I don't think they even. We didn't even go trick or treating last year.
Trish
Yeah, they didn't like it Last year. This year they did. Elvis and Aquaman were sleeping the whole time, but Malcolm was. She liked it. She liked the churro. Remember?
Moses
You got the churro is the best part.
Trish
And she was like, no, I don't want it. And then I got some. I'm like, can you have some of that? Then she saw me eat it, and then she took it. And then. Then it cut to just her holding it. I'm like, well, it's her churro now.
Moses
So Mom's like, I'm gonna bring you home something. I'm like, she's like, what do you want? I'm like, I actually do know what I want. I had lost my porg. You know, the little.
Trish
What?
Moses
I lost him.
Trish
I don't know where he is.
Moses
And I'm like, I would love to have a replacement of that. She's like, well, sorry. I didn't get it because I didn't.
Trish
Even go into the park.
Moses
I'm like, oh, okay.
Trish
Well, we would have gotten you one because that's where the iced coffee is in Star wars land. I didn't know. You should have asked us.
Moses
Well, mom said she was gonna bring it, so I.
Trish
Well, she did bring you back a corn dog. Did you eat it?
Callie
I hope not.
Trish
Yes, she did.
Callie
No, I hope you didn't eat it.
Trish
I didn't eat it.
Moses
No.
Trish
She was so excited about it. She's like, I'm bringing this back for Callie.
Moses
Love that, though. Love the sentiment. But no, I didn't eat it.
Trish
Did she eat it? No, it's just sitting in the fridge.
Callie
Be careful with hot dogs, right?
Trish
Because the meat sitting out. But you could eat the corn, which is my favorite part. That's all you eat of it. I know, but it's. Honestly, it is so good. The corn of it is. No, I think it's better if it.
Moses
Was just, like fresh, you know?
Trish
Yes, yes. My taste buds are even more of a kids than Malibu and Elvis's. I took pictures of them on Saturday night. Like, they were literally eating, like, broccoli rice and watermelon while I was eating, like, Mac and cheese and chicken fingers down there. I was like, and I'll offer them Mac and cheese. I'll offer them and chicken fingers and like, no, I want watermelon. I want broccoli Malibu. I didn't even notice it. Leave a tick tock to point it out. Which love for them. But at the princess breakfast, I was. I was once again having my. I think I had chicken wings. What did they have there? And Mac and cheese. They had Mac and cheese there. Oh, yeah, they have a white Mac and cheese. I love Disneyland because they have Mac and cheese everywhere. So I had, like, chicken wings and white Mac and cheese. And then Malibu's whole plate was just, like, blueberries, watermelon, cantaloupe, like that. And it wasn't for the TikTok. I didn't even notice. But it was just, like, what she was eating for breakfast. I was like. Like, yeah. My kids are just. They're very into broccoli. I don't know what to say. So thank God. I know.
Moses
So you gotta get on that. You gotta get on to broccoli.
Trish
That's when I was talking to mom about it too, and she's like, yeah, our parents don't put us on to broccoli. I'm like, our parents never did either. Like, we never got on that bandwagon.
Moses
But I like broccoli.
Trish
I don't know how mom never made it. Your dad.
Moses
I know. I hated Mom's cooking. Oh, sorry.
Trish
Geez. Oh, my God, Mom, I love your cooking.
Moses
And I did the lemon pepper chicken all the time.
Trish
No, she made pasta. Pastas and mashed potatoes and corn and biscuits. It was delish. I love Mom's cooking. I liked her.
Moses
Her biscuits with the strawberries. Do you remember her making that?
Trish
Yes. It was like strawberry shortcake she was trying to make. Right. And you liked her lasagna.
Moses
When did she make that?
Trish
In the Encino apartments, remember?
Moses
That's older. That's when I was, like, 18. That's not growing up, though.
Trish
She probably made it growing up.
Moses
Not because you guys wouldn't need it.
Trish
Well, she also worked four jobs, so.
Moses
Exactly.
Trish
And I'm.
Moses
That's totally fine. I know.
Trish
She could have had time to cook.
Moses
She tried. On the weekend, she cooked Matters.
Trish
Sometimes I actually cook breakfast for dinner.
Moses
And that's what matters.
Trish
Oh, yeah, we get those. Remember that cash drawer she had in Enino?
Moses
Oh, God, that was great.
Trish
And I just ordered. Sorry. Pentatonica. It was the pearly one. And she had a cash, and it.
Moses
Was just like, little Amici's or not Amici's. God, what are some Lamborghinis? Lamborghinis. Lambronis.
Trish
Lambronis. Lambronis. Was it Aldo's Pizza? There was the one called like that.
Moses
Costas.
Trish
Oh, yeah. And then there was. Sometimes we go to Freeport later on and get the potato beef.
Moses
Oh, God. Now that's one I do miss.
Trish
We found the noodles. The. The noodles at Dim Din Tai Fung. They had Noodles almost exactly like the ones you like with the gravy.
Moses
I've never been there because the lines are always so long.
Trish
Well, you can't make a reservation. We found out because we were staying right next to it. Our hotel was literally, like, right behind it. You can't make reservations, but you can go on a wait list. We got there at like 4:30. I looked at the waitlist. 5, 10 minutes. Perfect. Okay. But then at 7:00', clock, we were talking about going out because the kids were gonna go to sleep. I was like, oh, we should go. Like, we go on the waitlist. Three hours. Yeah, we waited those three hours. We're like, all right, we'll go. Did you really?
Callie
In the hotel, shopping.
Trish
Oh, I see. I see.
Callie
Yeah, we went shopping. By the time we were done shopping. Yeah, it was time to eat.
Trish
I know, it was crazy. Actually, you're right. By the time we're done shopping, it was like, time to go, but. But it was dang.
Moses
I would like to have that brought home.
Trish
You know, I don't know if a dumpling, like a soup dumpling, sounds good.
Moses
Corn dog sounds good.
Trish
Mom said she had a Trader Joe's dumpling at the house. Maybe it's the same.
Moses
It's not the same. Okay, I like them too, but they're just not the same at all. You're talking about a fresh one versus a frozen one.
Trish
I know. Those were good. No, I. I don't even, like, love some noodles.
Moses
I would have had some noodles.
Trish
Those noodles. Ah.
Moses
Why didn't you bring any of those?
Trish
Homes? Dang. I know. I should have.
Callie
I mean, it's not fresh anymore. It's the day before and.
Moses
Well, yeah, leftovers.
Trish
Except for corn dog. It was very good. It was. It was good. It was Disney. But I. Again, I.
Moses
Do they have one up here?
Trish
No. Din Tai fung.
Callie
I think it's only some dumpling places, right?
Trish
Yeah, Disney's the clo. Like that specific one everyone loves. Anyways, I'm on the boycott with everyone until everything gets resolved, but just, you know, I didn't know it was happening. Like you said, like, like it literally happened.
Moses
The day that you were leaving, my.
Trish
Sister said she canceled her Hulu, so I did. Yeah. And I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know any of that. But we were talking about. Well, I don't know that one influencer who purchased Hulu. Just cancel it. Noah Centineo, I believe his name is.
Moses
Nothing gets past the Internet.
Trish
That is. I know the Internet.
Moses
I Would have not noticed that.
Trish
I didn't either. The Internet will clocky I'm so. But thanks to the Internet, I've learned not to be a liar anymore. Because it's like they will. They will put any hole they can find. He didn't cancel.
Moses
But also he did so.
Trish
No.
Moses
Why did you pay for a whole year?
Callie
So if he did nothing, he actually would not support them.
Trish
So yeah, that's the influencer he. Noah, we don't know for sure, but this is what the sleuths of the Internet found is like, he posted that he canceled Hulu. Like Cynthia Nixon talked about it. Everyone did. And it's good because I didn't know about it. So it's like, all right, we'll cancel Hulu. I'm with everybody. Yes. But he. He showed his screenshot. It says, okay, your Hulu has been canceled. You can enjoy it until September 19th of 2026. Meaning that he just purchased to cancel. And someone's like, there's a slight chance, like a 1 in 365 chance that maybe he purchased it. Like, I don't know what they said the logic was last year. Last year.
Moses
And it just went through.
Trish
Yes, right. Oh, yeah, that part. So he's like, maybe, but I mean.
Moses
Probably does to us.
Trish
So he was. He purchased it just to cancel it. Which I get the logic, I guess, like, you're trying to like, performative.
Moses
It's a performative thing.
Trish
Okay, so. But does that help a little bit. Because other people.
Moses
You just gave him 1 years worth. Usually it's monthly.
Trish
10 people didn't know about that. Like me. And I'm like, oh, okay, I should cancel mine too. So maybe he was like doing it to show people. Like, I did this. You should too.
Moses
I don't know.
Trish
You know, I don't know.
Moses
That's a reason.
Callie
Talk about it.
Moses
I've had it. I've had Hulu for. I mean, since I was 18, I think.
Trish
And wow.
Moses
Paid for it and everything. And I've had beef with them because they were kept on, you know, increasing prices.
Trish
And then they.
Moses
You had to pay for no ads.
Trish
That's a whole.
Moses
I think that's so weird.
Trish
By the way, what part that you're.
Moses
Paying for to see shows, but you're also having to pay without ads when before the whole reason you would get a streaming platform is so you don't have it.
Trish
Oh, really? It used to be like that. Yes.
Callie
Oh, because we. Don't you remember? We went from paying, I don't know, 10, $20 a month to like 90 something a month.
Trish
And we still get ads on some Hulu shows. Like, we still get. That is annoying. You're right. I remember the new ones we'd watch. We did pay like, it was like 80 bucks at a time where we couldn't afford it. And I was like, I'm so over these ads. Then we start watching, like, the new shows and they still get give us ads. It's like Married at first sight was the worst. We get like three minute ads and I'm like, we pay 80amonth. Like, what? Oh, yeah, no, that is.
Moses
I think you also paid for like live TV with that bundle.
Trish
Oh. Which.
Moses
But anyways, I've had it for so long and I'm honestly, even they right there. Wrong. I don't think I'm gonna get it anyway.
Trish
You're like, I'm just.
Moses
I'm over it.
Trish
Thank you for pushing me to cancel.
Moses
Yeah. Because why am I paying 20 bucks a month? You know?
Trish
Yeah. What do you watch? I guess you just stream. You just. You do video games, huh?
Moses
Yeah.
Trish
And then you guys got Netflix, I heard.
Moses
Yeah.
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Trish
Oh, my God. Just Trish. I forgot. I did a headshot today in this. I also forgot to mention just trish.com the whole point. Oh, my God. My sister. My sister said she was late today because. And she wasn't. I was just about finishing, so we were like on time, but she said she was here. And then my mom text her that she forgot this shirt and so she had to turn around to get the shirt Ordeal. Just. Well, I had one on yesterday. Truly. I wear these out and I'm like.
Moses
Why does she need to say, didn't she just wear one?
Callie
Yeah, we didn't have time to watch it.
Trish
Yeah. Right. Yesterday I was a little gross. I had not showered for like a day and a half and I was like, let me. I knew I was gonna be clean today, so I was like, let me get a clean one. So you can get these sleep shirts. I love them. I did wear them all yesterday. This is just. Just dot com. We also have. Oh, I should get this blanket out. Then we have these giant bags, which I love. You can get these@just trish.com and then we also have. I want to get my blanket out one day because I really do.
Callie
I will. I only kept it in for you to show the packaging and then we'll take it out.
Trish
Okay. Because I.
Callie
It's so pretty. It's good.
Trish
A.
Callie
A gift.
Trish
It is. I wear my gestures blanket literally every night. I always tell you to take a picture of me in it. Cuz, like, I'm always cuddled in it and I always want like every night I wear it, so.
Moses
Or you can use it as a backdrop.
Trish
Love that. Did someone do that on a tik tok? I feel like I saw someone do that. So.
Callie
Yeah, some people put it on their wall.
Moses
You can have the Just Trish studio in your house.
Trish
Oh my God. Well, if we have any travel plans coming up, we should take a bunch of blankets. Yeah, that's actually a good idea for.
Callie
The acoustics cakes too.
Moses
Oh, that's what I actually used it. I have a clothing rack and I have like towel clips, you know, And I had two of those blankets and I Just clipped it onto the thing so it would kind of deaden the sound for mom on your streaming. Well, it wasn't behind me.
Trish
You should put it behind you. That's funny.
Moses
No, because I decorated for Halloween. I can't have it behind.
Trish
Oh, yes, we'll check out. After you check out patreon.com just trish and justchurch.com. check out my sister's stream at Calgator 143.
Mom
Oh my God.
Trish
And look at.
Moses
You know it, of course.
Trish
Twitch.com. is that where we're at? We like Twitch. Twitch TV, Twitch. Okay, where's the dot com? Someone already took it. There's no.
Moses
I don't know.
Trish
They kind of get the domain.
Moses
I don't know. I'm not sure why it's called tv, but yeah, that's the. Going back to the whole Hulu thing. There's so much free content that you can consume and help out a small creator.
Trish
You know, you are the small creator. Not you used to be, but maybe on Twitch. I am. I tried Twitch. I did try it. It didn't work out for me, but love it for you.
Moses
Thanks. Well, it'd be easier if you played video games, right? Speaking of, when are you gonna play a video game?
Trish
Would love to try a Minecraft video with you.
Moses
I love for you to try mine.
Trish
I asked our patrons, I said, what do you guys want to see? And then 8% said, Minecraft.
Moses
Only 8?
Trish
Yeah, 42. I had target. I also didn't know Target was canceled. So the right patrons. I said, we're not going to Target anymore. I forgot about their whole or. Yeah, we haven't gone to Target in a while. I do go to cvs.
Moses
Their stuff is ugly anyway and overpriced. Sorry.
Callie
By the way, our decorations today are from World Market.
Trish
Yeah, we love to.
Callie
It's the only place in the world that's not canceled yet.
Trish
We love World Market. Yes, I do love a World Market cvs. They're very expensive for those deodorants, but we do go there. I do love a cvs. When he said, sorry, do you ever see that Nikki Blonsky clip of her and Wendy Williams? No. She's like, sorry. It was the one where she's like, wendy, oh God, this is my favorite clip. I laugh out loud every night when I see this on my tick tock. I scroll through Wendy asked Nikki Blonsky shows you're friends with Zac Efron. What do you think about him? Vanessa engines. You think they're gonna get married and Then she goes, no. Honestly, no. Shake. Sorry, V. She's like, sorry. She goes, I know him. I know him real well, and I love him.
Moses
I'm a little offended that I just reminded you of that.
Trish
Well, the way you said sorry, like, that was definitely her, like, sorry. Cause she looked at the audience like, sorry. Okay. No, I just love the clip. Sorry. I love the clip. Any chance I can bring it up? I will.
Moses
You don't know that clip, though.
Trish
I've seen it. It's very. It's really cringey. Nikki Blonsky or Nikki Blonsky and Wendy Williams. Did you find it? Okay, let me ask you something.
Moses
Okay, let's get serious now.
Trish
Do you think that he and Vanessa will go the distance and get married? Not yet. Just eventually, no. Okay. Sorry. Sorry, B.
Moses
Love you, girl. But it ain't happening.
Trish
This is three years after they did Hairspray. It wasn't even close Anyways, I don't know why I just wanted to bring it up. It wasn't you that ran me up. Sorry. I was like, sorry. Well, it's true.
Moses
Target has ugly crap right now.
Trish
They used to. They used to be it.
Moses
Actually, for a long time. They've had.
Trish
Oh, my God. What do you like over there?
Moses
Honestly, not much.
Trish
Callie's podcast is just called Hater.
Moses
Yeah, that's fitting.
Trish
No, no, you're real. You're real. I. I like you. My sister always keeps me in the know. What's. What's happening?
Moses
Home Goods isn't canceled.
Callie
What?
Trish
You can go to Home Goods.
Callie
Home Goods? Yeah.
Moses
Did you forget about that place?
Trish
You used to love that place. While you pondered like that, I was.
Callie
Like, it's kind of far. It's not far for having three kids. It's a little far from us.
Trish
It is a little far.
Callie
Every trip out of the house is so calculated. You only go to one place. Sorry to be nearby.
Moses
Sorry.
Trish
Sorry to eat. Love you, girl.
Callie
Sorry. Hungry. Not happening too far.
Trish
What a weird thing.
Moses
I wonder if she ever, like, responded to that, or.
Trish
I think she just. We've learned on this podcast that she is beyond, I think, coming back from cancellation. No, she's so far gone because, you know, you think, oh, that she's camp and she's doing cameos. But then, yeah, I think there's. There's certain people who I think can't come back from cancellations or, like, they didn't do the right steps to come back to show us that you're changing and growing and being a better person.
Callie
But unless they create their own Podcast just for that purpose.
Trish
Who? What?
Callie
Unless they create their own podcast just for that purpose.
Trish
Well, that's coming later on because I have some words.
Callie
Me too. I have noticed. Oh, my notes app is full.
Trish
Wow. Well, that's coming. But before we do the Home Goods, it's getting a raising cane's across the street from it.
Moses
I guess you'll be going to Home Goods and Raising.
Trish
Well, we'll save that Hot Topic for my mom because she has a lot of Thousand Oaks Hot Topics coming up. Oh, she does. She does. She was telling me all the new things coming in.
Callie
That's where most of our listeners are from.
Trish
First of all, I love a Thousand Oaks. I love Assimi Valley. That's where our Arby's is.
Moses
Oh, yeah, I do love Arby's.
Trish
I was thinking about that in bed.
Moses
Last night because I got a jamoka shake over the weekend.
Trish
Oh, we should have mom get some. I really want a Jamoca Shake now. That sounds so good. What time is it?
Moses
The mocha shake and a cheese fry. That's my order.
Trish
The crinkle fries. Yes. Yes. I always say cheese. Yes. My Arby's meal would be this, right? Arby's.
Callie
If you're listening, Carby's.
Trish
Carby's, yes. That'd be the Carby Meal by Trish. Because it'd be like. I think of it like red, but like, maybe some pink in there. Like a little pink packaging to go with like just whatever. A little pink accent somewhere. You know what I mean? Maybe the backdrop's pink instead of white. I don't know. But it's like a little box full of all their carbs. So it's a crinkle fry, a curly fry, the mozzarella stick, the potato wedge, and two cheese dips. And then I would have a shake. And I love the Jamoca shake. Maybe they'd want to do that if they want to bring a new one in. I love a peanut butter shake. Give me a peanut butter shake in there. Ooh, that would be so fire. And that's the Trish shake, and that's everything. You know, I would love a little chicken nugget, but I love the idea of just sticking with the carbs. Give me those sides.
Moses
How much do you think that would be?
Trish
You know, Arby's is pretty affordable these days. I would say we could do a. You know, if we get the pink packaging and we get the shake, maybe 20 bucks. Okay, right? That's like. That's affordable. And you get enough for, like, the family you can share. These are sharing.
Moses
These are like me. At least medium size for everything, right?
Trish
You know what? Yes. Medium size, everything. I also dream of one day them doing maybe an ex. Because I love the mozzarella stick so much. What if they do an extension? Like a big mozzarella stick? Like it's. You know those cheesy corn dogs they like, but a big one and it just like pulls apart, like. Yeah. Mm.
Moses
I like that.
Trish
Wow. When I was laying in bed last night, wow. I'm sense. I just. I was looking back because I've been doing great food at night. I know. I'm saying I'm in my eating era, which I am. And my eating era means like today I had a pumpkin spice donut, I had bagel bites, and I had hash browns for breakfast from Dunkin Donuts. And like, tonight we're having Moses got $136 tomahawk steak. Have you been on Steak Talk?
Moses
No, but I. Oh, my God.
Trish
You haven't seen steak top. Those people where they sprinkle the salt over and they just. They're just eating their steaks in front of the camera. No, I got a bling a one coming. I contact spring up. I have a bling a one sauce. I'm just pour a one. I'm just like. Anyways, he got this, like, really? What did we decide it was? What, like four and a half pounds of tomahawk steak?
Callie
He got me in heaven.
Trish
Oh, my. Yeah. I'm so excited.
Callie
I can't wait.
Moses
Are you gonna do a tick tock making it or what?
Callie
Probably.
Trish
You should. Steak talk is a big thing, you know?
Moses
Have you seen those ones? Ones to those one tick tocks where they're outside, like in the wilderness.
Callie
Oh, yeah.
Moses
I love that's amazing content.
Callie
This is the type of meat.
Moses
Yeah.
Callie
So, like, because I asked the guy, like, how am I. I asked him, like, how should I cook it? It's like, well, sear it first and then bake it. I was like, how am I searing this thing? Should I carve it off the bone? He's like, no, just hold the bone.
Trish
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, hold on.
Callie
Flip it over.
Trish
Okay. I'm so excited.
Moses
Can you do it with like a griddle? Like those ones that you plug in flat top?
Callie
If I do it, I mean, I can do it on the barbecue.
Moses
I'd say, oh, that too.
Trish
Gotta curl it and make it. Make it. I just love watching those. There's a girl named Katie Church. She's pregnant now. She's like 20. She's very young looking and she's pregnant. She eats these like big steaks and she's sprinkled like. It just makes me crave steak so much. Anyways, the whole point of that was at night I'll have a grapefruit for dinner sometimes. Grapefruit and eggs. That's my dinner every night. So like, yeah, I kind of eat whatever. And maybe you could say like, okay, don't have a pumpkin spice donut, but whatever. My theory is like, I eat whatever until like 2:00'. Clock. And then at night I have like a grapefruit. I don't know if that's like helping me lose we for me mentally. It makes me feel a little, you know, better in the morning. Whatever. So then at night I do get kind of hungry, like after my eggs and stuff, and I just sit there at night. I was up till midnight last night, scrolling. And then I just dream about what I'm like hungry for. And I was just thinking about the Arby's mozzarella sticks. Like, you know what, maybe I'll get that. But today there's plenty of things. I don't know, we could either go out afterwards or I could just have the steak. I'm not really quite sure. I know I want to do that steak. And now the new thing at Taco Bell is you can get a cheese cup in an extra large drink.
Mom
That's disgusting.
Trish
And they dip the burrito into it. Have you seen it?
Callie
No. It reminds me of raising canes. Right?
Trish
Yeah. It's the same thing.
Callie
They do this, but the Taco Bell.
Trish
Is see through the cups. So you see all the cheese in there?
Moses
I just don't know how I feel about that. I sound like it just seems like a waste, you know?
Trish
Not if you eat it all.
Moses
You're not gonna eat a large.
Trish
Yes. If I give me those chips. Give me those masa chips. I'm gonna be dunking them in there. Mas. Right?
Callie
I mean, if it's a family, maybe a family.
Trish
No, but more. I meant more mas. I'm gonna do masa chips. Oh, masa.
Moses
Speaking Spanish yeah, Yeah, I see.
Trish
What did you just say? I love a Mazda. Chip and cheese though. It's so good. I don't know.
Callie
She was. Wasn't she saying it in Spanish.
Moses
Oh, yeah, yeah, right.
Trish
So good. Anyways, we haven't gotten to one Hot Topic.
Callie
But that was Hot Topic.
Trish
That was a hot topic. That thing is good. I mean, you could say. Because sometimes she talks to people off camera while she's eating. Because I Don't know. I mean, obviously I can't eat the whole steak. So good. What. What I'm dreaming of or what I'm envisioning is doing it, like, outside on the teal table. Because she always does hers outside. We're back. Oops.
Moses
This is a trash chair over there. He just keeps her stuff.
Trish
Oh. I was like, well, it's not trash. We have some Chanel's shield sunglasses over there. Dior.
Moses
You just throw everything?
Trish
Yeah, it's a throw junk chair. It's very Gigi. Gorgeous when she throw, like, Hermes bag back and just throw it on the ground. Back in the day. Okay.
Moses
Saying that. Oh, let's see this video.
Trish
Oh, when I'm feeling my nose, it doesn't focus automatically. Just FYI.
Moses
It doesn't.
Trish
Oh, that's you and me. I thought you were a professional. We can say it at the end. What it was.
Callie
Jimmy will answer.
Trish
Oh, my God, I'm scared. Can you just do a little, little, tiny. Seriously? No.
Moses
I'm gonna give you.
Mom
No.
Trish
I'm so scared. I hate this shit. Oh, my God. Where's the paper towel? Okay, here. Oh, wait, here. I can't believe I'm doing this. I only do this for my sister. I would never do this for anyone else. Oh, my God. Where is it?
Moses
Open your mouth.
Mom
You got such pumpkin big things.
Trish
Is mom there? No, stop it. Oh, she is. Just a little. Little bit, Cal. Don't put it all in.
Moses
A little.
Trish
Here. Open your mouth. I'm scared. Okay. Open your mouth. Put your hand out so we can see your mouth. I know that Mom's there often.
Moses
It's a trauma.
Trish
Ew. Yeah, that's the one. Was that like, lasagna?
Moses
Lasagna.
Trish
Baby food.
Callie
Baby food.
Trish
Lasagna, maybe.
Callie
Whose channel was it for?
Moses
I think we did a collab. I think I fed you on mine and. Or yours. Yeah, you've gotten me on mine.
Trish
Wait, why is that a Hot Topic?
Callie
I just. When I saw it, I was like. The idea was to react to it on Patreon, but then you're here now, so might as well watch it, right?
Trish
Get racked against the whole video. Three Musketeers.
Moses
That was good times. That's like, back when, like, Style Mint and.
Trish
Yes.
Moses
Do you remember those?
Trish
Oh, God, those companies go.
Moses
I don't know. But honestly, I loved the jewelry, man.
Trish
Yeah, I loved it, too. I remember. Oh, God. I remember getting those sponsorships because there was, like, a website where you could, like, apply for campaigns. It was so much easier back then.
Moses
So much Easier.
Trish
And Luna could just get these, like. Yeah. They'd pay like $8,000 or something. I was like, wow.
Moses
But not mine.
Trish
What'd you get?
Mom
What would you.
Trish
I did.
Moses
I did Style Mint and then I did. I think I only did Style Mint, but I think I got 200 bucks first.
Trish
Oh, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. I remember getting 8,000. To me, that was the biggest because I was making, like, nothing. I was basically making no money. So when I was getting like $8,000, like, are you kidding?
Moses
That was so long ago, man.
Trish
I still would love it. I love it. Give me $8,000 for a sponsor. That's. That's amazing.
Moses
That was an iconic.
Trish
That's 2015 too apartment too.
Moses
Love that.
Trish
The beach apartment. Yes. I was very happy there. That was a good time. I know. I moved again for a guy. Never moved for a guy. Every time I moved for a guy, it ended up being disastrous on all fronts. So never move for. Actually, you make.
Moses
Well, what?
Trish
No, I want. I was gonna tell you for my book. You make one of the stories about going to church at Beach City. Oh, yeah. You know. Yeah.
Callie
I sent it to Jimmy. Like, oh, my God, there's so 2010s cool girls in this.
Trish
Aw. I have the same kind of hair actually in this. I had like the blonde and black in that one. And so did you. We were. We were 2010 cool girls. Yep.
Moses
You're kind of giving that right now.
Trish
That's what I'm saying. I'm kind of the same hair. I'll never get over 2010s.
Moses
I love that. That wig.
Trish
Thanks.
Moses
I mean, your hair.
Trish
I love a wig. I will say wig all day long, cuz it stayed in my hair. I love it so much. My dad. Your hair is so long. Yeah, my dad at Disneyland, I didn't have any extensions. He's like, is this all your hair? I was like, yeah. Like, I wear a wig most of the time and it's nice.
Moses
Yeah.
Trish
The best ever. Also, I forgot to announce at the beginning of the thing too. Stay tuned next week. What? Stay tuned next week for an announcement. Yeah, what's the announcement? I know. Okay.
Moses
I like day two.
Callie
I mean, you made a video. Something people are already speculating trying to.
Trish
I made a video. No, not that announcement. I don't know when that announcement happens. The announcement for something else. Maybe. Maybe something else.
Moses
Oh, I know, I know, I know.
Trish
But just. Just be prepared. Keep a lookout, eyes peeled. Yeah, I'm supposed to give a little.
Callie
A little, like, open Your calendars or open your wallet? What kind of a.
Trish
Well, kind of both, I guess, because there's calendars saving money this year. Right? Right. I guess. If that's the whole reason. I guess you announced ahead of time. So we announced ahead time. Let's just announce today. But like to let people know that next Tuesday there could be something for you to come to. Not quite the Black Parade, but a little appetizer for it. Teaser. No association with my. I know Warner team watches. They'll be like, don't promote it like that. It has nothing to do with Black Parade. But just maybe my own. I don't know. We'll see. I just recreate the entire Black Braid show. I would do it. I would do it. Have you seen the new glam Lexus? No. Bring it up immediately. It is a pink and it's real. Okay. So my agent, actually, Lydia, she was. She showed it to me and I thought it was just like a. A proof of concept car or something like that, but there was a real one. The housewives were in there getting glam. It's a pink Lexus. Oh, in the back it has a glam station. Opens up with mirrors and like, styling tools, outlets, makeup in there. Like, it has a place for everything glam. And it's a real car. And if they do most of sometimes they bring one over for a car show. Please. Oh, there it is. You see it? Or you can look it up too, but. Oh.
Moses
That'S giving almost like. Like your Rolls Royce.
Trish
Yes, but look, it has all the little, like, beauty features in there. Watch what you.
Callie
Oh, it's kind of like a Barbie. Let me show you the one thing you know, like.
Moses
Oh, that's so cute.
Callie
Barbie toys, when they make all kind.
Moses
Of things specific with this, I swear they made it because of you.
Trish
I know. Here's the thing.
Callie
It's also the same pink.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
The kind of pink that you had.
Moses
They're selling this.
Trish
I don't know if they're selling it. That's the whole thing. We don't know. Just in Europe, most of.
Callie
Sometimes it's just in Europe usually they always make especially, like, really special cars, but they usually don't bring them to the US So they don't compete with cars here. But if they had. Oh, they even have like, all the crystallized logo. But if they had the Housewives in it, then it's here.
Trish
But it could.
Moses
But are they manufacturing it or is it just like. Like, you can rent this.
Callie
It's probably one of a kind for this Type of look.
Trish
Did I show you it?
Moses
That's so cute.
Trish
Have you tried caviar? Moses over here, he made me try caviar one time. I just like the cream cheese and the bagel that it was on. Yeah, you like caviar? You should do one. You need to do the one with my mom. She keeps wanting to do a fish.
Callie
Oh, yeah, I thought about this morning.
Trish
Oh, why don't you text her then? You just thought about it?
Callie
Well, we. It's more about scheduling it, finding the time to do it, because usually when we're.
Moses
Well, I'll tell you her schedule.
Callie
I was almost thinking just to have Malibu with us and then we can do it.
Trish
Oh, that would be cute.
Callie
But this kind of car, for example, like you get Alexis, it's probably wrapped. But I can make that car. You know what I mean?
Trish
Like, you can make it. Please make me one. How do you do that?
Callie
Same people that make furniture. So they do upholstery and all that. So you just. Just you go there and they create all those shelving and the mirror.
Moses
She's not had good luck with doing cars herself, though.
Trish
I was gonna say I have faith in you, but I just don't think we have the time for you to do that. I just need Lexus to bring it on.
Callie
No, no, I agree, but when. What do you mean? Did. When did she try to customize the car like that?
Trish
Her pink chain?
Callie
I don't know. It's before me.
Trish
I don't know. You would ruin it. She said.
Callie
No, no. I just wonder what happened.
Trish
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Moses
The paint was really thick and ugly, and the door was like, wasn't it took forever. First of all, like, she didn't have her car, but they didn't put it.
Trish
Back right like it would when I was in the freeway. It would be like the wind blowing in me. Like, it just was like.
Moses
And then one of the panels of the door came off.
Trish
Yes. Oh, yes. Yeah.
Moses
It was just really bad job.
Trish
That was awful.
Moses
Iconic car. Really bad.
Trish
But I have a feeling the Lexus glam LX is would never do that. It would never fall apart. And I would love it. Like, I just. I think about this car now often, and I would love it more than anything. So please, if there's one available, I would love to purchase it. I would love to drive it, even for a month. Don't they do that for influencers? Sometimes they give you a car for.
Callie
Like, that's what they do for the show. Yeah, I would love it, definitely.
Trish
It is very my pink Rolls Royce.
Moses
Yeah, that's exactly what I thought when I first saw it. That's so cute.
Trish
So manifesting that because they have all.
Callie
Those shows where it's like, karaoke in a car. Mukbang's like glam in a car. You and somebody else interview talking.
Trish
I do think Jeffrey started that series with influencers. I think they used to glam in the back of his Rolls Royce. I think it was called Like Lamb with me in the back of his Rolls Royce. But same vibe. Cardi B. Her album's number one. Oh, yeah. And pregnant. I posted her interview today. She did one with Gayle King. Did you watch any of it?
Moses
I haven't.
Trish
I love Cardi B. I love Cardi B. I love her. I love her summer, too.
Moses
I loved her when she was on trial. I mean, she was just. That was like, one of my favorite.
Trish
So good things to see. Oh, me too. I was glued to it. At first, I didn't see it. I was like, where's everyone seeing the TikTok clips? And then once I found it, we talked about Hot Topics, and I was like, oh, my God, I love it so much. She did an interview with Gayle King. She was talking about being pregnant. And she, like, you're pregnant, doing all this and touring. She was talking about how her grandma, she's like, my Grandma had, like, 14 kids, gave birth in a wood farm. Immediately after she gave birth, she went and sold mangoes. She's like my grandma on my mom's side. Same thing. Like, 11 kids brought each one over to America one by one, all while pregnant and having babies and all stuff like that. Like that. She's so. Do you think I'm really gonna tell my grandmoms that me with three kids, touring, making millions is like, hard work shows? No. They would laugh at my face. Like, this is, like, something that we can do that's in her. But I just loved it so much because a lot of people gave me that same sentiment when I was on tour. They're like, oh, my God. You're, like, touring. And I think they mean it in a good way. Like, oh, my God, I can't believe you're doing this while pregnant. But, like, pregnancy was, like a superpower for me. Pregnancy was like, I can do more pregnant, actually. I like more energy. You feel sort of, like, fueled. Like, okay, I'm about to have this baby. Let me get a lot of work done beforehand. So I just, like, loved her, like, sentiment of it all. You know what I mean? Obviously, what her grandmoms did is, like, what she was saying. It's like, obviously way more work than, like, what she was doing and clearly what I was doing. But I just love that about her. I love her so much, and I love that she, like I said, she kind of influenced me. I was like, okay, I want to be pregnant again. Because it just looks so glam the way she's doing it. And she's going to do these promotions. Like, she wakes up early with the kids. Then she goes and does all the promotion for the tour. You know, at night she's going to all these, like, live streams. And also, I just. Just. I love her and I love that it's coming out as number one. And it's like.
Moses
But I think it's still a lot of work. Like, I think what you did was a lot of work. I mean, you were on stage, like, dancing up a storm.
Trish
It is. It's a lot of work. But I guess the whole point is, like, you can do it all. You can work and be pregnant. I think some people are like, you're pregnant at rest and, like, if you want to rest, rest. I did my first pregnancy, I did nothing. But by the third pregnancy, I was like, I want to work. I want to do all this. You know what I mean? It just feels very super power. Just super.
Moses
Like, you were crushing it. I couldn't. I would be very sleeping all the time.
Trish
Yeah. I think with the first pregnancies, it's just like, yeah, that's what you want to do because you're like, oh, I can just, like, lay around and, like. And you can do it any pregnancy. But the third, I just really was like, I need to do everything right. And I. I don't know. Yeah, I always thought my first one, too, I guess I was doing, like, a lot of videos because I was like, oh, I might not do videos after having a baby, but.
Callie
And also, like, for you, because it is very subjective. There's people that cannot. Cannot.
Trish
Yeah, for sure.
Callie
They're bad. Like, they cannot get out of bed because it's not safe for the baby or the mother.
Trish
Yeah, of course. Of course.
Callie
I'm not talking about that for you. It was just like, so, like, it was such a good fit. Like, you enjoyed being pregnant. You felt good. You didn't have morning sickness.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
So that specific experience, which was great for all of us, like, it was so much fun. Last three years of pregnancy.
Moses
Yeah.
Trish
Yeah. Cardi B's doing the same thing, though. She's, like, pregnant, pregnant. And the mean Greek photos. Have you seen her mean greet photos? I'm. Wait, my favorite. This is my. I'm gonna start doing these as my mean greets next meet and greets I have. Let me show you. These are so good. I screenshotted him because I was like, oh, stop.
Moses
That is so funny.
Callie
What'd you do?
Trish
She's like. And there was a video of the girl Jumping. There's so many good ones. Hold on, wait, there's more. This one, she's like holding someone's baby.
Moses
Oh, my God. That is so funny.
Trish
There's another one where she's like, I.
Moses
Love her so much because I feel like. Like she's so real.
Trish
Like, so real. Like any. Like, there's all these sort of different poses she's doing with different fans.
Moses
I love it.
Trish
I love that, like, I love that.
Moses
She even does meet and creets. Because how. How like rare is it that a big time celebrity does that?
Trish
They don't like My Chemical and it's. I get it because you're performing tours, but Taylor Swift, My Chemical Romance, like, they don't do them because they're just so big. Like you can't possibly do it all.
Moses
But I would say Cardi B is really big too.
Trish
No, that's what that. No, to your point. She's. Yeah, she's literally number one. She's a list this. She makes so much money. I literally. Someone told me her daughter has like a rainbow Birkin too. And I was like, love that.
Moses
I do love that she spoils her kids too.
Trish
I love it, love it so much. But the fact that this is my favorite. Please can I recreate that with someone at my meet and greet? It's so iconic. I love. I just love her.
Moses
I do too.
Trish
And she looks so good. She has her little Chanel slides on.
Callie
And the rainbow American was definitely, you know, she was giving homage to.
Trish
Always thinks that always, always don't just.
Callie
Create a rainbow Birkin and not know original.
Trish
I think the same person did do it though, the.
Callie
Exactly. Because she wanted to go and do the same.
Moses
Well, I feel like maybe the originator of the rainbow Birkin, which was Paris Hilton, right?
Callie
Rainbow.
Trish
No, no, she had a rainbow. She had the bling. She had a bling.
Callie
Pink crystal.
Trish
No, I think I might be the originator. I think I'm the only one want.
Moses
To be like, besides me and K. I didn't know.
Trish
So maybe. Maybe she got inspired by mine. Speaking of, my mom said the J. Okay, hold on. Ask. Okay, sorry. Okay, sorry. Okay.
Callie
I know today's episode is like Arby's board meeting.
Trish
Y.
Callie
We're making up the new menu prices.
Trish
It's a manifesting one. We manifested sad boy. We manifested Lexus and we manifested an Arby's meal for me.
Callie
And we're going to do it.
Trish
Should we manifest for you?
Moses
Oh, and you opening up for Michael McOr.
Trish
That's not saying sad boy. Oh, but yes, yes, yes. Should we manifest for you guys? I thought for Addison Rae's meet and greets. Love her so much. She's on tour right now. Her meet and greets are sound baths with everybody. Like, they're all, like, laying down, and there's, like, a sound bath all together. And I was like, oh, I love that. So I thought maybe for my meet and greet, like the super VIP we talked about, I was like, maybe my next one, I'm, like, manifesting for everyone. Like, we all just talk about what we want in life and, like, our goals and safe space to be as crazy as you want. So let's do it for you right now, both of you guys. Think about it. What is the craziest manifestation? Like, it could be something. So I'm gonna marry Zac Efron. Like, I don't know, just something so insane. Like, what would you. And I'm insane. It could happen. He is single, but, like, you know what I mean? Like, what's something that you just want? It doesn't matter if you could get it, if it's possible, if it's real, just you want it.
Moses
I want to win the lottery.
Trish
Oh, love. I did. It's kind of coming from my manifestation.
Moses
I feel like we can both manifest it.
Trish
We both win the lottery. Yes. Okay. Manifest that.
Callie
But when you win the lottery, what are you going to do with the money? Because that's what you're actually manifesting.
Moses
I mean, I would love to get multiple houses.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
So that's what you want? Yeah.
Trish
Where? And you want one in Maui?
Moses
Yes. One here, too.
Trish
Maybe next door to Tana or to.
Moses
Yeah. Oh, my God. Next door to Tana, too.
Trish
Yes.
Moses
I would be your neighbor and Tana's neighbor.
Trish
My lottery win is that too. I want to get a cul de sac in here and, like, gate it off and, like, just have all of us, like, live there. Like, anybody who wants a house can, like, live there. That works. Yeah. Okay. I love that for you. I love the lottery win. It definitely could happen. Do you play, though?
Moses
Yeah, I do not make a million since they first of all. Not a dollar.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
And, like, if you get five numbers, it's like you get a hundred thousand. I'm like, okay, well, if I'm getting five numbers, I better get at least a million.
Trish
Oh, I. If you play.
Moses
Super. Wait, what is it called? The power bomb, that if you get five numbers, you usually get over, like, 2 million, so.
Trish
David Joburg. I know. I hate to say that name. Okay. He was hit on his podcast he had. And the only reason I listened to it is the title was like Interviewing a Powerball winner. And I was like, okay, like, let me. Let me hear about this. He knew the kid who won in Sherman Oaks the 1.3 million on the last lottery. Do you remember when it was, like, really big. Yeah. Someone in Sherman Oaks recently. Yes, the 2 billion. The 2 billion. Someone won 1.3 in Sherman. Oh, I see.
Moses
Okay.
Trish
And he knew that person, so he called the person that won 1.3 million, and he asked him the same thing. The kid basically got five numbers, but just not the Powerball. And he's like, do you feel like, oh, man, like, it's really sucks that I didn't get. He's like, no, I feel. He goes. I feel like I win the win. Like, he goes, I won three wins. I have won two dollars. Same. I never.
Moses
You've never won two dollars?
Trish
I have won two dollars, but very rarely. It's usually no money win. I winner. Even my numbers that I play for the past five years, like, never even, like, somewhat close. Like, never even, like, three of the numbers. Like, it's. It's sometimes two, but I'm like, okay.
Callie
Well, I think it's all on nothing. It's a good sign. You didn't get anything.
Trish
Yeah, yeah.
Callie
He's gonna get all the numbers.
Trish
Yes. Okay. I love that. Okay. I love. Okay, great. That's a great manifestation. You're getting a Maui house next to Tiana. You're getting a house here next to me. Would you still twitch? Are you still playing video games?
Callie
Oh, I don't.
Moses
Maybe for fun.
Trish
I don't think you would.
Moses
Not five times a week, though.
Trish
Oh, interesting. Interesting. Yeah. I think with the podcast, too, I'm.
Moses
Like, I think I could just have time to do whatever I want and play with the kids more.
Trish
And, yeah, I travel more. Yeah. I think I would be on social media because, like. Yeah, could you imagine, like, we get to travel and go to, like, all the Disneylands, like, Japan and Hong Kong and, like, oh, my God, like, the VIP of all. Yeah. And I'd post the content of that. Like, would I be talking about, like, Michaela? I don't know. Right. Maybe Ned Fulmer. Would he consume my mind? Probably. I probably wouldn't want to say something. I could be a billionaire. I still have thoughts to say on Ned Fulmer. I'd still be like, I would, too.
Callie
I think it's a different structure because, like. Like, we talked about Kim Kardashian. Like, she has so much money, she has so many businesses at that point. You're not doing the work, you just. Just showing up, you know?
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
So like you'll show up. There's researchers, things are ready. All you need is to react to the stories and to the things, what people did. And I mean, because all the late night show and I mean they have millions of dollars. They do the job like they enjoy doing that job.
Trish
Right.
Callie
So it's just different structure.
Trish
I'll do a late night show. Very hacks.
Callie
Yeah. I think we'll still be doing this.
Trish
Like here in this house.
Callie
That's what I'm saying. A bit different slides.
Trish
I think about that often.
Moses
I know.
Trish
I think about it often. Too often.
Callie
So. Yeah.
Trish
Okay. Love it. And your manifestation, I guess it will.
Callie
Be like the water museum.
Moses
Oh, that's a good one.
Callie
There's the book that I'm working on, which is only like the book is a step towards the movie.
Trish
Wow. I didn't know you had a movie that went along with it.
Callie
That animation.
Trish
I didn't know you had a movie that went with it.
Moses
I also didn't know you had a book going on.
Trish
Yeah. Before I met him, he was showing me his illustration. He was working with a. Yeah.
Moses
Oh, is it like an art book or like a novel?
Callie
In my mind it's a movie. But I reduced it down to a short book just to take stepping stones toward the. Towards the full story.
Trish
Best selling book before you do the movie. And that's how it usually works. Interesting.
Callie
So I have all the illustrations already for it. The one with the tree.
Trish
Love it. I'm a supporter of it. I like that. I can't wait. Yeah. Love that. Yeah. It's kind of like a Bible. It's like in the beginning, it's the.
Callie
Story before Adam and Eve.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
Oh, my story ends with Adam and Eve. It's everything that happened before why nature created mankind.
Trish
Interesting. I love it. Yeah, I like that. That's great.
Callie
Is that a prequel?
Moses
Yeah.
Trish
I love that. Before Genesis, in the beginning, there was a beginning. Before that. Yeah. Love it.
Callie
The opening of my. Of my vision said.
Trish
Oh.
Callie
Because somebody will.
Trish
No spoilers. Someone will take it. You gotta keep those lips zipped. I'm the same way. You're so t though.
Moses
Don't. Don't give any spoilers.
Trish
Yeah. Someone could take it into a quick, quick so. Because I know yours is more of a long term plan, like in the next five years, 10 years.
Callie
I'll just say this, this one sentence because then I can claim it. This is the time Place, they will.
Trish
Say, oh, no, no, no, no. I don't think you should look at White Lotus. They took your lecture about water and death. That's true. They really did. No, I would believe.
Callie
I don't think. I think it's.
Trish
Well, I feel like it was very. No.
Moses
With a drop of water into the.
Trish
I know that seemed very much with you, with consciousness and water.
Callie
I'll take it.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
Well, you didn't get credit for it, so.
Trish
I know. They should.
Callie
The fact that she's giving me credit for it is enough.
Trish
Yeah. You look like White Lotus today in your shirt. You look like Walt.
Callie
I had a Disney shirt.
Trish
I had a Disney shirt, but I didn't know if we were supposed to wear it. I had a pink one for today.
Moses
No, no.
Trish
I know, I know, I know.
Callie
Next one.
Trish
Make sure Mom's on the way.
Callie
Next one.
Trish
God, we're really worried about these milkshakes.
Moses
It's been five minutes since you last checked.
Trish
Oh, mom is texting. She just texted.
Callie
We have. We have our live correspondent.
Trish
Right.
Moses
Right. She's actually on the field right now.
Trish
But how are the mocha shakes coming? Three in her cooler. And because I said four, and then she like. I'm like, okay, that's fine. She goes, I don't need one. And I'm like, oh, well, you can have mine. And she's like, no, I don't need one. I was like, okay.
Moses
She probably thinks it's for someone here.
Trish
Well, we are here. I know.
Moses
The fourth one she probably thinks is for someone here.
Callie
Yeah.
Trish
Should I tell her to drink one on the way? I love it.
Moses
This is so cozy. Vibes, you know?
Trish
It is cozy. I just feel cozy today.
Callie
Yeah. The fourth one is for you, mom. So if you want to drink another one.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
Because I don't think that she knows that it's not for her. I think she probably thinks it's for someone here. Well, speaking of Addison Rae.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
She's gonna be performing at Coachella next year.
Trish
She had a pretty big name in there, too. Yeah. And I guess the little names. This is what I hear. I don't know, because I'm. My Pride Festival, too. I was like, a littler name. I guess the little names are like, the ones that are like, whatever. And I thought Addison Rae, because she's, like, an influencer, would be. But she's a pretty big one up there. She's pretty.
Moses
Yeah. She's like. Was like, what, the second little name.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
Justin Bieber, I think. Also go to different stages. Like, not the Main stage.
Trish
Yeah, but you. Everyone always gives the Chapel Ron example. Like, when she was at Coachella, she was not on the main stage. She was like a 2pm show. And that, like, blew up her career. Everyone was like, Chapel Ron was like the best part of Coachella. So. Same thing with Sabrina. She wasn't a headliner, but she manifested her headlining when she was like, how.
Moses
Do you feel about the list?
Trish
Love.
Moses
Really?
Trish
Love.
Moses
Really? There's a mix.
Trish
Wait, who's mixed about Justin Bieber, Spinach Carpenter and Carol Garrett.
Moses
I mean, love Carol G. Love, love her, like. But I just think that Sabrina Carpenter and Justin Bieber have already. Already been there, you know?
Callie
When was the last time Justin performed in Coachella?
Trish
Ariana Grande.
Moses
I just feel like. I don't know. They've been there so many times. I feel at least him doing a.
Callie
Full performance and he has a new album.
Moses
Yeah, but here's the thing. A lot of people are afraid that he's gonna cancel because he canceled this tour.
Trish
I don't think you can cancel Coachella. Yes, you can. You can absolutely cancel. He won't, but I think he's getting.
Moses
Like 10 million to show up.
Trish
How do you know?
Moses
I saw a Tick tock on it, so I did.
Trish
They just made that up. 10 million is crazy. Is it crazy? Maybe not.
Callie
No, not.
Trish
Yeah, I guess 10 million doesn't seem that much for Coachella.
Moses
I think they're going both weekends, but I'm not quite sure.
Trish
Are they, Justin?
Moses
I think he is going both.
Trish
Yes, yes, yes. The headliners always do.
Moses
Who else is going? Cat's Eye is going to be there.
Trish
They should headline.
Moses
I know.
Trish
They should be your Cat's Eye fan, too.
Moses
I do love Cat's Eye.
Trish
Yeah. They're going to be here in December.
Moses
I mean, the gnarly dance is iconic.
Trish
Can you do it? You know, I need to get together because he's been begging me to do this gnarly dance and I cannot do it. No.
Moses
It's too hard.
Trish
Yeah. Learn it.
Moses
Yeah, probably. But I don't know.
Trish
How about the new one? The milkshake one? Can you do that one?
Moses
No. Oh, they slayed in that Gap commercial, too.
Trish
Oh, yeah. That was the best. Hands down. That was. Yeah, that was no Cat's Eye. They're everything. They can do no wrong in our eyes. I love that they're gonna be a Coachell. No, Coachella is a great lineup. I. I think I just.
Moses
I think I'm missing, like, some older bands. I think it's all. No, I Love Green Day.
Trish
Last year, that was one of my. I got in trouble for, I guess. Like, I thought they were canceled, but I guess people love them.
Moses
No, we love Green Day. My friend went to Coachella, and she brought me back a foam finger of.
Trish
Theirs and a shirt we used to. Did you delete that video off your channel of you playing the guitar to Green Day and me singing? No, I couldn't find it.
Moses
What, on Rockabarbie?
Trish
Yeah. It's not on there anymore.
Moses
Well, I can't even have. I don't have access to that channel.
Trish
Maybe they just deleted your whole channel.
Moses
They didn't. I miss that channel so much.
Trish
Dang.
Moses
I know.
Trish
No, I love Green Day.
Moses
Why don't we just do a rendition of it?
Trish
But do you think, like.
Moses
But I'm missing that.
Trish
Like, who?
Moses
I feel like all pop stars right now.
Trish
Who would be. Who would be a Coachella that you would want to see?
Moses
I don't know, because remember when the.
Trish
Guy from Queen came out, everyone's like, the crowd went mild. They're like, who?
Moses
No, because people went wild for Green.
Trish
Day, so that's not really an old band, though. When you say old, I think it's Queen old band.
Moses
Are you kidding me?
Trish
No, it's like. It's like. No, no. An old band is like, the Rolling Stones is an old man.
Moses
No, it's 2025. If they started back in the 90s, that's an old band. Like, if they've been around for 30 years, like.
Trish
No, I don't think so. I think. I think an old man is Queen. I think it's Alice Cooper. I think those are all bad.
Moses
We'll have to agree to disagree because.
Trish
Well, even like Smashing Pumpkins, like, it's still modern music. Like, it still feels new, even if, like.
Callie
I don't know. Yeah, but a lot of kids today don't know who they are.
Moses
Like, it is old, but it's not all. There's not only kids that go to Coachella. Old people go, too.
Trish
I don't know. I bet the demographic is. Is probably 18, 24.
Callie
Young. Very young.
Trish
Yeah. I don't know if old people are going there anymore.
Callie
I mean, the pop music is what fits the crowd, I think.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
Yoga Gabba was great when they came on.
Trish
That's so crazy you say yoga, but they were there last year.
Moses
Yeah.
Trish
I'm gonna get Yoga Abigail cover song soon.
Moses
Really?
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
I love you. The crowd was going crazy for them.
Trish
Was there.
Moses
That was a good one, too.
Trish
Okay.
Moses
But I just feel like there's not. I don't know.
Trish
So who would you want to see?
Moses
Well, Tool doesn't really fit, but I would love to see Tool there.
Trish
Who is Tool?
Moses
It's like an alternative band.
Trish
Okay. Maybe a little Death Cab for Cutie.
Moses
Oh, my God. Those are. See, bands like that, though, are going to. Like, when we were young.
Trish
Right. That's what. Yeah, so there's different festivals for that. Yeah, but Shaky Knees and ATL just happened, and that was mcr, so. Yeah. Okay, so those bands don't.
Moses
But I wish there would be some sort of, like, an older rock band that would. Come on.
Trish
I'm trying to think who would fit at Coachella. That's like an older.
Callie
Yeah, because now it's either pop, hip hop, or electronic music, like edm.
Trish
Right. That's probably gonna get Cardi B. She'd be good. Is Adele headlining or is she doing the halftime show? Someone said. Or is that just a rumor? I guess.
Moses
I don't know. I didn't hear that.
Trish
Okay. I didn't know. Yeah, I agree. Is there any hip hop names at Coachella this year? Maybe Justin Bieber will probably bring out.
Moses
Maybe. I don't know.
Trish
I don't know who he collapsed with, but.
Moses
But I'm just.
Trish
You're not for it.
Mom
You're not.
Trish
You're not for the Justin Bieber come back.
Moses
I mean, I've never been a fan of him. I guess I never had him on, like.
Trish
You don't know the songs.
Moses
I know, baby.
Trish
For all the times you try to rain on my parade for all the clouds you get and using my name. You think you broke wahara Good for goodness sake. Because if you like.
Moses
I know that.
Trish
Yeah, that's the best song ever.
Moses
I wouldn't say the best song ever.
Trish
Song ever. I don't know.
Moses
I just. I'm glad the cat's eyes going. I just wish there was a little bit more music diversity. I feel like it's very poppy, forward.
Trish
Well, I think that's just Coachella, but I. I'm with you. I feel you just can't think of a band that you want to see.
Moses
No, the Philharmonics played last year, too, and that was great.
Trish
Who are they?
Moses
Who are they?
Trish
Harmonics. Who are they?
Moses
Giants. The la. Yeah. No, but they played like Star Wars.
Trish
They were.
Moses
Oh, they were popping off.
Trish
Okay, so you wanted to see more.
Moses
I don't know, diversity in music, you know? Yeah, I think, like, three headliners that are all pop.
Trish
But Coachella is pop because, like you said, there's festivals for Like, Coachella has no Green Day Coaches country. But, like, where else is Green Day gonna go back to boys at Stagecoach. That's so weird, too. I don't know.
Callie
They're all just intermittent.
Trish
Oh, that is true.
Moses
He is going ingy pop.
Trish
I think he's also opening for My Chemical Romance. Wow. He's really.
Moses
You want to know a story about Iggy Pop?
Trish
I was.
Moses
I was on a hike in Encino, and he was running down with little short shorts and his top off. I was like, God, that guy's fitting in east. And I'm like, oh, my God, that's a pop.
Trish
How old is he?
Moses
Oh, God, I don't know, but 70s. I bet he needs to be with mom if he's not married. I say, I always hook a mom up with someone new at every podcast.
Trish
I was gonna hook you up with someone in the. Earlier. Earlier in the podcast, you said somebody. Who are you talking about? And I was like, that's the kind of person you. Oh, the wilderness guy that's outside cooking steaks. Oh. Or I don't know who you're talking about, but that's the kind of guy I envision you with someone out in the wilderness, just, like, crushing watermelons with his thighs and stuff. Have you seen that guy? No. There's, like, a guy in the wilderness, and he just is always, like, crushing things with his thighs. There's another guy, a separate guy, who does, like, asmr. Like, hello, welcome. I'm cooking some steak by the fire. What accent is that? He's like, he's in the woods.
Callie
Do you know who the woods.
Trish
Canadian. Alaskan. I don't know. You haven't seen that Alaskan. Yeah, yeah. He's like, hello. Oh, hello there. Welcome to my side of the cabin. Today we're gonna be cooking some beans on the.
Moses
It's like a transatlantic. You're trying to do.
Trish
This guy's doing his. That's his is. And he's like a mustache. He's in the middle of the woods.
Callie
The end. Used to pop, like, a VHS tape and watch.
Trish
Yeah. It was cozy vibes. It was cozy.
Moses
But I do like that content. But, yeah, I'm happy for Addison. Right. People are upset about it, but I'm excited. I'm very excited for Carol G. Though. I do.
Trish
Carol G. Is. Is the moment people are, like, kind of upset that she's there.
Moses
She's. They're like, who is she even?
Trish
I'm like, okay, where are you getting this information?
Moses
Because everyone's seeing a lot of different people.
Trish
I think everyone loves Carol G. I don't know. There's one person. I was like, carol G. I didn't.
Moses
Even know who she was.
Trish
I'm like, okay, because that's why I need to know you got this. Because everyone in the world knows Carol G. She is, like, international. Like, okay, don't shoot the message. You know where you found this different.
Moses
I'm like, okay, well, what do people feel about it? Because I think it's lackluster. So I need to see what that's called.
Trish
Wherever this forum is.
Moses
I'm like, okay, so are they gamers?
Trish
Are they in the twitch stream? Because I'm. They're gamers. Okay. You don't know what's happening in the world. I forgive you. But hey, now I kind of know.
Moses
What'S going on here.
Callie
You're not the typical game.
Trish
Yeah. You're not. You're not a full. Full twitcher yet. She had a whole thing.
Moses
Which is crazy to me that you say that gamers don't know. Carol G. Literally had a huge collaboration with Fortnite, by the way.
Trish
Well, so then where are these people who don't know who Carol G Is then? If that.
Moses
If they break the Tic Tacs, I don't know. I'll find another.
Trish
Yeah, we need to call them out.
Callie
No offense. Like, no offense to her because there's a lot of people that watch us that are female gamers, and they always, always. They always admit it to us.
Trish
Oh.
Callie
Because we don't know the gaming community, so we just make assumptions and risk.
Trish
To the gaming community.
Callie
We know you're out there.
Moses
Don't worry.
Callie
I'm here to represent, not you.
Trish
Yeah, we're just old and don't know anything. We just sit in the basement talking about. Who are we talking about?
Moses
Honestly, Trisha just wants to tell. She's just speaking to me, not anyone else.
Trish
That is true. No, no. I just say that community because it seems like people who wouldn't know anything. But you know a lot, right?
Moses
Anyways.
Callie
These are my notes about the Ned episode.
Trish
Whoa. Oh, my gosh. All right, well, let's get.
Moses
These are my notes.
Trish
Wow. Wow. Well, I have so many notes in my head about this, so let's get into it. Ned Filmer. Am I saying it? Fulmer. Ned Falmer from Try Guys. Boo Boo cheated on his white wife in 2022. Three years ago. Yes. He had a wife and kids. Known as the wife guy in the Try Guys. Why? Because he was boring and he had nothing else to add. To it, other than having a wife. So I'm the wife guy. So right away, what are you even doing? Then he cheats on her with one of his producers that works at the Try Guys, who is in videos with his wife, Ariel, who's in videos with him, clearly knowing he's like, clearly knowing he's married. You're with. You're with your wife. You're, like, all. Like, I can't even imagine someone you're hanging out with. Right? Like, everyone's hanging out together, and you're just openly cheating publicly. Publicly, by the way. Very public. Very public. Hence why Ariel found out, because you are so stupid doing it. And in the clubs, like, just kissing, making out. Like, with. So very publicly cheated, she finds out from fans, which is the absolute worst thing in the whole world. Like what? Like, how are you gonna. The humiliation alone. So then he disappears. Thank God, because it's like, nobody. Nobody wants to hear anything you have to say. Now he's come back with his own podcast called A Rock Bottom Thinking People care, thinking he's gonna, like, change people's minds. Or he's just coming back and be like, this is what I am now. I'm the cheater. But it's like, nobody wants. We want a wife guy. We don't want the cheater guy. We don't care what you have to say. We don't. Yes, you had a rock bottom. You're not qualified to help other people on his rock bottom. His whole goal, his whole mission with this podcast is so that other people come on and share their rock bottoms. I'm sorry. I do not want to relate to you. I do not want to sit next to you in a chair on a podcast and share my rock bottoms with an absolute loser. You know what I mean? Like, I know. Don't. My rock bottom is not anywhere close to your rock bottom.
Moses
That is a rock bottom. Being on the rock bottom.
Trish
Exactly. That's my rock bottom. Right? If I need a career boost and I'm going on Ned Fulmer's podcast, that's my rock bottom. I am. I can't be lower than that, and I don't want it. And then. But think about it. You go on there being like, this is my rock bottom. I have to come on this podcast to get some redemption. And then you just hit more. Another rock bottom.
Moses
You actually haven't hit the rock bottom yet unless you're on the rock bottom.
Trish
Just two bottoms together. And that just doesn't sound like a good idea at all. And. And so he Thought this was a good idea to come back. And his first episode being with once again his wife, just riding the coattails of Ariel, just, you know, just making everything like he can't do anything on his own. They open up. He opens up the podcast obviously with his, like, we'll talk about that in a second. His little vocal fry, like, I messed up well and stuff like that. But they literally open it up and shows I'm. He goes, this is weird. Like, yeah, it's weird. She's. I think I might just walk out. He's like, yeah, I might too. I'm like, it's your podcast. Yes. What do you mean it's your podcast? You're making your wife come on here again. Like, no, great grant. She ate him up. And like, we love that for her. Like, she probably came back and be like, this guy is such a. In like his, his whole appearance, his whole being, his whole little mousiness. I just wanted to like, I. I never, I've never hated someone more in my life that I don't even know. I really hated this person. I was just like, I hate you. Like, why am I. The anger I felt watching this and just him kind of trying to mimic her victimhood, like also just trying to act like he's also on that same level with her.
Moses
Like he was going through it. It's like you were the reason all.
Callie
Yeah, he doesn't think that.
Moses
No, I know you can.
Callie
He doesn't hear it.
Moses
Yeah.
Trish
He's like, we both had a dream that is now broken. What do you mean you broke it?
Moses
No, I know, I know. It's so inferior.
Trish
So actively just like, also, like, I didn't know that I would cause this pain for you. Like, what do you mean? What do you.
Callie
There were so many moments of this thing that his poor ex wife like, came to realization for the first time on this.
Trish
Yes, he was.
Callie
There was one moment where he talked about the fact that the moment that he realized that he did something wrong and hurt her was when she found out. Like, wait, that was the first time?
Trish
Yeah. Yeah.
Moses
That was really wild.
Callie
He never thought about her, her feelings, the outcome, what could happen. None of that ever crossed his mind. She never crossed his mind. He's so self centered. Like any of that, that. And she just realized that on the podcast. She was in shock.
Trish
She's like.
Moses
She said, huh? She's like, that was the first time.
Trish
I love that she hit him with the. Every day. Like there would be something.
Callie
We're so strong.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
Interesting. She goes, I'm like, she looked at him.
Trish
Like, there was so many moments where she's just like, huh? Like what? Like, the stuff he said was so insane to be. Like, this was something that was private that we didn't want to be made public. What do you mean? Like, you made it. You were publicly cheating. Like, but you also. Publicly cheating. Yeah. Like, it's one thing you're a public figure and you're doing this in the dark or whatever like that, but, like, taking your. You're at a club making out with her when you have a. What? Yeah, I'm scared over to two kids being, like, close. Even, like a gay friend. Like, any of my gay friends, anything hugging, Like, I'm just so, like, anybody being like, oh, I would hate for anyone to, like, think of this in a different way. Like, you know, even one time when you're just out with a platonic girlfriend, everyone's like, this was forever ago. Something like, oh, he's like, cheating. Like, it's crazy to one thing just be out with her, but then to, like, be making out in the clubs with her. And, like, not. And his whole Instagram. I went back to his Instagram, still has all the pictures up with his wife being like, love of my life. Happy birthday to the love of my life. My soulmate. Like, what?
Moses
Like, and what really hurt me was, like, when she was getting sent those photos, she's like, she trusted him so much. She's like, huh, that's weird. I didn't know your sister was gonna be there.
Trish
Thought it was a sister.
Callie
Just like her mind, like, your mind cannot process that.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
Like, she could not process. And then when she found out, like, her reality was shattered so much much that she couldn't trust anyone anymore. Like, yeah, Friends, family, nobody around her. Because now you don't know. Who knows? Who knew? Yeah, didn't tell me. Didn't share with me. Like, like, he really shattered her reality. And yeah, there was a moment he was like, are you excited now to be like, a solo artist? And, dude, I'm like, are you insane? Like, that's the worst thing a parent could experience right now is to be solo, to be by herself.
Moses
Especially when you had young, when you.
Callie
Had your dream family and dream and.
Trish
Everything where you want your mom and dad to be together in the same house. And grazing started. They came out to California together, said in their car full of stuff, like, with nothing. People said this. I love the girls on TikTok saying, this is like, never invest in a man this way. That's why A lot of girls want, like, a rich guy or someone who's already established because you can come up with a guy and invest everything you have into him. Like, she put herself aside.
Moses
They were together for, like, over 10 years.
Trish
Working together, just struggling together. Just putting your career aside for this man. And then they always do this. So I love that advice so much. And that's why they say, like, girls always want some already established so they don't have to do all that work to be, like, shattered, to be crushed. Because that happens, like, probably nine out of 10 times. You always hear that story, like, you come up together, and then as soon as you come up, they, like, cheat. They do whatever. And it's like, never, ever invest in a man like that. Because it just. And if you do, I mean. Yeah, because it doesn't even matter. Even if you're married and you get half of everything, it's still not worth it. You know? It's still, like, not. It's like your family is, like, torn apart and stuff. It's just. Oh, God, what a. What an.
Moses
To not even. Okay, it's one thing. Fine.
Trish
Fine.
Moses
You didn't think about your wife. What about your kids?
Callie
But, yeah, he never mentioned them. This whole.
Moses
I know.
Callie
This whole hour. He never brought them up. And I know she always says. When she talks, she says, my kids.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
She doesn't say it's our kids. She was just my kids.
Trish
That's the real. I mean, of course it's her, too, but it's like, those are the real people who suffer. Because, yeah, they. They're not adults. They can't. They can't understand why Dad's not there. They can't understand. They can't process it. You know what I mean? And it's like, that sucks for them, because obviously I was a child. Divorced, too, and you don't understand. All I knew is my dad wasn't lived in a different state. So you're just like, oh, my dad didn't want to be around me. My dad didn't choose me. And so as a child, you're just like, oh. Like, I don't know. You don't process it fully, but you just realize he's, like, not there. And you're like, why. Why is he not in the house with us? Why is it this and the kids suffer?
Moses
Well, not only that. It's like, they're gonna grow up and this is all gonna be documented, which is even.
Trish
I know.
Moses
Like, they have to live through it now, but when they get older, they're Gonna see it. Hopefully they know before. I'm. I'm sure they will, but. But, you know, they're going to get curious as to what happened. They wanted to see what everyone thought about it, I'm sure, you know, and it's documented for them to see. And how, like, he didn't. He doesn't. He didn't think about anything like that.
Trish
You know, like what I know. Like.
Callie
When Dr. Drew was here, you remember when we asked. You asked him about stuff like that, and he said, like, I would never. Like, he never did anything like that because it. He called it. It's an attack on my kids and wife.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
Like, to. To do something this. It's like, I'm attacking my kids, I'm attacking my wife. It's not like this guy obviously didn't even think about their feelings at all. And he kind of shifted quickly to use the word addiction. Like, he's trying to. He trying to shift, you know, and he's like. And then he talks about his shame and guilt, which contradicts what he said before. He really. He really thinks that something happened to him. He said, like, what I've been through.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
Like, to share. And that's why he's doing this podcast for other people that have been through stuff. I'm like, he doesn't know.
Trish
You're not an addict. You're not.
Callie
You're like, nothing about rock bottom. He's thinking about, like, he's a victim here of society.
Trish
You're so right. What is your rock bottom? The rock bottom you. Cause, like, usually rock bottom is a crash out. You losing your kids, you losing someone, an addiction, losing yourself. Like, you know, drugs. Like, there's just so many things that could be a rock bottom, that mental health, even. Like, like, we talked about the Kanye thing over the weekend and how it's, like, sad because, like, his kids will watch and stuff like that. But that there is a mental. He is mentally unwell. Right. So there's like, there's. That not an excuse, but it's what he's going through. And it's like, it sucks to see he has none of that. Like, he's. He's. There's nothing. Nothing of the sorts. Like, his rock bottom is just him. I don't know. Like, he doesn't even say he can't control himself. Like, it just. You just did this. Like, there's no explanation. There's no anything. There's no. Like, I don't know. It's. Yeah. He calls it devastating. This devastating thing that happened to our family, it's like, but that's it. You caused it. There is nothing else.
Moses
There's no sickness outcome was going to be, you know, I want to know what he was going to be.
Callie
From what I gather, he thought that if, let's say in his world, if, if the public didn't know about the affair, his wife would stay with him. That's what he thinks. And he thinks because the public knew about it and it became a big scandal, his wife couldn't stay with him because it was just not a possibility. And that's why they're going through what they're going through now and everything. Because he kept talking about that. Like, even when she told him. Because she told me something interesting that I didn't think about. When she said, I talked to other people that were betrayed, she uses the words. And she said the person like him that cheated on her, he carries guilt and shame during that process. But then when he tells her, it's a relief for him.
Trish
Exactly.
Callie
But then he dumps all that shame and guilt on her. Now she has to carry the guilt and shame. And she asked him, what do you think about that? And he said, said, I really hate that society put you through this. No, this is not.
Moses
You didn't.
Callie
It's not a social structure to. For her to feel the shame and guilt that you threw at her. It's her thinking, what did I do wrong? Why did he cheat on me? Maybe I wasn't a good wife. Maybe I wasn't. Like, there's so many things she's thinking and it's. So anyway, his shift is always. He thinks that society did them wrong. The fact that it became public is the problem.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
It should have been just a quiet affair. She would have find out and they would move on from it.
Trish
Oh my God.
Callie
That's what he thinks.
Trish
The gaslighting. Yeah. So really bad. And like, luckily she's like smart and everyone else could see it too and like, be like, what? Like gaslighting everyone. Gaslighting us. Gaslighting everybody. Because it's also like his, his business that he ran. Like, obviously he's doing this with an employee and all the people they had to edit out, they shot months worth of videos with him that were really expensive. They had to pay an editor to edit everything out to make sure that he wasn't there. So it's like, you also ruined this company. Yeah. Have all those, you know, your friends. Yeah.
Moses
Their whole lives changed and it's just.
Trish
The, the gap, the lack of accountability, responsibly. Like, he really. I think this is one where you just don't come back from it because someone said he has, like, a degree, and I don't know what. But he, like, went to college. He has a degree. There's so many other things. Like, she's like, I like being a private life. I'm not going back to podcasting. And it's like, ned, how about you also do that? How about you also. She shouldn't have to because she was podcasting with the other Try wives and stuff. She shouldn't have to. She chose to. Okay, that's good. You know, she likes her peace. She said she liked being private for three years. He needs also do that. He also needs to not show his face because there's zero accountability. There's zero like. Like, remorse, I guess, like every. Like you said, he doesn't think he's the problem, like, at all in this situation. And that's what's like, Don't Gaslight.
Callie
He talked about. Because she was talking about how she's finally starting to feel a bit normal and she can start making friends and. And he was like, oh, yeah. You know, like, now everyone has a cheating story and everyone has, like, he's.
Moses
Trying to normalize light of it or something.
Callie
And I'm just to normalize it and feel like, yeah, it's not a big deal anymore to meet somebody and tell them, like, that they find out that this is what's happening. Before he had. He was. He's really weird. He talked. She. She talked about.
Trish
He's real weird.
Callie
She talked about making friends, and she was worried about, okay, now I have to walk them through everything that happened because they're gonna find out. The way he said is like, yeah, if I meet somebody and then I'd give them my Instagram first, they're gonna see I have a lot more followers than they do. Yeah, that's the first thing he thinks about. Then they're gonna find out about the scandal.
Trish
This little weasel. He is.
Moses
I used to be a fan of Try Guys and I never liked him, so that's my flex.
Trish
I don't know who would like. He has no appeal. And I love. I love Ariel being like. He's like, yeah, I think I'm gonna, like, hold space for people who also have rock bottom and, you know, be the host of the show. Do you think you're interesting enough?
Moses
I love it because he's not. No, he's not.
Trish
He was the worst part of Try Guys face, and I think that's what she was even saying, and he is so boring. Even this interview, so boring. Gives nothing. Gives nothing but stupidity.
Callie
Like, she was opening up. She was asking.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
You could see that she wanted closure.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
She wanted answers. She's like, there was a moment she told him. She's like, who are you? Like, she literally asked him, like, you know, because they went through all of life together, and then suddenly he breaks her reality. Cheated. She's like, who are you really? No answers. He just sits quietly, give her any answers. And then at the end, it was so aggravating because at the end he's like, asking her, like, so what should I do? Like, what do you want me to do? What do you want from me? Like, instead of saying how what he can do for her or how he can be better, all these things, he throws it again at her. Now she needs to think about you figured out. Maybe she doesn't know at this moment.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
Or if she tells him something, he's like, well, I did everything you asked me.
Trish
The biggest takeaways from these that's so important is one, she doesn't forgive him. Love that for her so much. And I love that she's so honest and be like, sometimes I, like, I don't like you. Like, I hate you. Like, because she's. And she. She is so. She has, like, people are saying so much more grace than. Yeah, I would, I would, I would. It's so hard when you have kids, too. And I, like, I can't even think about being in that position because it's like, I literally would be. Have so much hatred to, like. Like, you're solely responsible. You build everything so big and everything is so great, and then you ruin it. Like, you are. You are the reason. Because what? Like, if you're unhappy in the marriage, like, you know, leave them, separate them.
Moses
Tell them ahead of time, have a.
Trish
Conversation, be like, I'm not happy.
Callie
I'm not this whatever, too. So he was hiding it even in therapy.
Trish
Yeah. If you're not getting something, if I'm like, I'm not happy, you just. You share that. So they're not. The humiliation of it all. The embarrassment having to find out from someone else and not your husband. Like, I would just hate so much. Like, that's like you said, other people knew just all this stuff. And also, like, I know it is the man's full responsibility, but also shame on the girl also, for, like, you work with the wife. Like, you're there with it. Like, you also know, well, she was engaged. She was engaged. And I think I. You know, it's. I think there's a lot of responsibility there too.
Moses
When her fiance found out, she. He went through her phone and saw the text messages between her and Ned. And then I guess he texted Ned saying, hey, you need to back off.
Trish
And that's so disgusting. So you're both. You're both awful people.
Moses
People are saying like, oh, well, he.
Callie
Was at a point of power before the wife find out. Yeah, that happened.
Trish
Yeah, he, like, knew before the fiance. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. And yes, he's a business of power, for sure. But also, like, they're having this affair. They're, like, going out. No, against that. It's like.
Moses
But if you look back at old clips, there are. There are so many weird clips of them too. Or even her, like, just her alone. Because they had a little segment on Try Guys, I think, called Food Babies.
Trish
Yes, I saw that one.
Moses
And they're like, oh, because you have a hot wife. I'm like, girl, this is not.
Trish
No, it's not. It. It's not cute. It's like, you knew you're a part of this too. It's like, if anything, because he's in the position of power and he tries to make a move on you or something, don't you be like, that's the time to be like, lawsuit. Like, what do you mean you're hitting on me? So he's like, she's, like, engaged. Like, it's all disgusting. Really? With that guy? Yeah. I don't try guy guys. Try another career. I don't know. They're probably fine. I don't know.
Moses
But I never liked Ned.
Callie
But try not to cheat guys.
Trish
Try not to cheat guys. That's a good one.
Moses
Well, let's not group them all in together now.
Trish
Can I say that does suck. That does suck. Remember they were pissed. We were reviewing apology videos on Patreon and they were pissed those try guys having to do an apology video or whatever to, like, Ned. Is his name Eugene? He was pissed. He's sitting there like. Because.
Moses
Okay, I think that him and Ari. Ariel were friends.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
So I can only imagine what back conversations they used to have about Ned. And, like, he could probably see it. Had to work with him still.
Trish
But, you know, net is disgusting and gross and ugly. Who is like you said, who is willingly gonna. Yeah, maybe Ariel saw, like, something in his personality, but he's a dummy forever.
Moses
You know, like, like.
Trish
And then he said something in the thing like. I just didn't know how to, like, tell you that I wasn't like, you know, what did he say? He said something.
Callie
Cuz they talked about having, you know, the dream and everything. And for him the dream kind of like slowly disappeared and he didn't know how to talk about it or something. He was just trying to make excuses about.
Trish
He just didn't want to be a wife guy. I was like, well, get a divorce then.
Callie
And that was a weird one too, the whole wife guy. Cuz it's like, because basically the group is like a band and yeah. When you start a band, you don't know who's going to be what.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
You know, somebody becomes the hot guy, the wife, whatever.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
So this group is like a band. You're so lucky to be so successful. You're so lucky to. And that's why he, everyone is upset because he ruined it for everyone. They had the best thing ever.
Trish
I know.
Callie
So then he even said he's like, suddenly I'm clumped into the wife guy and it's all about family. And now all the posts that are made for me are around that, that and I have to be performative about it.
Trish
Oh my God.
Callie
Which means none of it is genuine. Like it's all performative even when it does the family content. But he, so he was like always, I'm a victim.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
I'm a victim that I'm. Yeah, you're not like, that's like, what do you want to be the hot guy? You're not the hot guy.
Trish
You're the definitely, definitely not the hot guy. Never gonna be the hot guy. And I think that's why they cheat. It's always like those ugly, insecure little rats that do it because they're just so, they probably never got a girl in his life. Like Ariel is probably like, oh my God. Like they have like a hot wife that like supports them everything. And I think they're just so insecure. Once someone shows a little bit of interest, oh, this person might actually kiss me. Oh my gosh. This is a, that's their chance. Because they're just so insecure. They're just so tiny and small and just everything about them just pisses me off and I hate it so much. I just, I, I, I want to see who the second guest is. I want to see who that second.
Callie
Guess is gonna be. The woman that overcome like addiction or something and was like a book bestseller on open.
Moses
I think maybe after this she might cancel, but I would.
Trish
Let's not air that episode. Let's not forget. I love that it doesn't have A million views. Because I saw it all over TikTok.
Moses
You know what else is, like, added insult injury. That was her old podcast channel.
Trish
Yes, the baby Steps. It was their podcast channel together. He branded it for himself. Gives me the ick. Like, what do you mean? Like, nobody wants to see this. I'm so sorry to the second guest. Like, I just. I can't.
Moses
I do want to say, though, I think that it's.
Trish
It's.
Moses
It's not fair for people to, like, victim. Shame her because she gave it a try to work it out.
Trish
No pun intended. Gave it a try. Yeah. No, of course.
Moses
Because you want to try and get your family back together. And, like, people are like, that's weird that they travel together. I'm like, honestly, as a. As a child of divorce, I would have loved that.
Trish
Yeah, of course. I still would love my parents in the same room together.
Moses
So I think that's weird that people are like, that's weird that they're traveling together.
Trish
Like.
Moses
Well, no, because it's. It's good for the kids.
Trish
You do it for the kids. And. And, yeah, no, for sure. I. I don't judge. Even if she want to stay with him. I. You don't judge because, like, the kids are so confused by it all. Like, some people do just stay together till they're 18 and then get a divorce later. Watch that on Drop Dead Diva.
Moses
I mean, unless, of course, don't stay together if it's not good for the parents either.
Trish
I guess the cheating is bad. Like, you lied to me once about it. How would I ever trust you? Like, you leave the house and I don't know where to be. Yeah, so I get that. That. I guess I'm just saying, if she decided to say, I wouldn't judge because you might just be like, isn't that a blinkway? Two songs stay together for the kids. Like, I feel like you just, like, you would do it. I don't know. Like, it's. I don't even like to think about it. Like, that, to me, is just like. Yeah. But then on the other level, you are public figures. Like, if it's like you and me. Right. It's like, yes. Publicly. You don't want to also be, like, showing it's okay, okay, support him. Then it's, you know, stand by him. It's very. It's very Hillary and Bill Clinton. Right. Remember when she, like, stood by him and there's everyone's just like. But at the end of the day, you'd also want to be the clown you'd also want to be like, you know, disrespect yourself. It's like, you did that to me. Like, how could you do that to me? Like, I gave everything. Did you hear? You just go ahead, you go.
Moses
Well, I was just gonna say, like, if it would be one thing, if he was truly, like, sorry for what he did, I think that would be a different conversation. Like, he's actively taking accountability. He's actively trying to be a better, like, spouse and husband and.
Trish
No.
Moses
And father, whatever. But he's not. And that's obviously apparent to everyone, because we saw the podcast.
Trish
Yeah.
Moses
And that's probably why it didn't work. But she did try, because she's like. And it's really sad, too, because I have always said this. Sometimes when you date someone and then you break up, it's like, wow, did I even really know that person? So when you said she said that, it's like, who are you? No, I told. I feel that in my soul.
Trish
The realizations, too. Like you said. Like, watching hearing him say, that's your. Like, are you okay? Are you even real right now? Like, yeah, that is scary. I think that realization. And like you said, I don't think he wanted to be in it because he's just like, I didn't know how to tell you that I wasn't feeling it, that I wasn't want to be a wife guy. So he was, like, trying to get out, but just be like, man up, say it.
Callie
But what does it even mean? I don't want to be the wife? Like, you're a family, You're a husband. You have a wife, you have kids. Like, all of that. I mean, it's really just childish. And for him to be. I think he's just a perpetual victim. He always thinks that, that. And. And even in success, you see victimhood. It was like, oh, wow, I'm successful, but I never got to, I don't know, party. Like, I hear that from. Successful people get all the women that were, you know, married from a young age because all they think about is, like, a lot of men think that way. Like, oh, once you get the money and the fame, you get the girls and the party and the. The thing, like, he experience it. The rock star lifestyle, which is, like, not real. It's not a real thing.
Trish
And you know what? All those people are lonely and empty, and what they want is what you have. They want a wife that, like, takes care of you and supports you and is there at your, like, with no money, struggling out. It's like you had everything people want in their entire life. Not at a young age. Those are. Guys are so stupid. The ones that get married young and they're like, oh, well, I could have all the women and stuff like that. It's like you're what? That's so not fulfilling. And what, you're cheating with someone who's engaged with someone else. So like both of you, where's it going?
Moses
Where I could think. That's why my. I. I can't wrap my head around it. Like, what was the end product looking like?
Trish
I. I don't know. I don't know. They deserve each other.
Callie
If he thinks, you know, if he's kind of like that type of self centered, maybe narcissist. He thought he would get away with it and just nothing.
Trish
And the whole interview, him being like, yeah, like we. We couldn't ever be together. Like we wouldn't. We weren't a couple. Could we be? Like, it was very much just like our. Is she like. No, not now, not ever. Like we're never together. We weren't together. He was very much just trying to see if it was. Was. Do you know Sniper Wolf?
Moses
Yes.
Trish
Did you see her on Kaisenet Stream? No. Okay. Do you know she was married to Sausage? Do you remember him?
Moses
Yes.
Trish
I.
Moses
You know what's so weird? Like about two months ago, I watched like a docu series about her.
Trish
There's a docu series about her I need to watch?
Moses
Not a docu series, but it's on a YouTube channel.
Trish
Oh.
Moses
And like her whole how like she got so big and how she was like ripping off content.
Trish
It's. Yeah. Her story is crazy. I've loved her for so long. Cause I think she's pretty. I fall victim to that. I'm like, she's a cute girl. I don't even like love her videos.
Moses
And then she's like. Like she wasn't really playing Call of Duty or whatever.
Trish
Yeah. Like with Sausage doing it. Her boyfriend.
Moses
Yeah.
Trish
Anyway, so I guess it got married. I guess her parents kind of. She kind of said that they were like forced her to get married to him or something. But now they're like divorced and like their whole thing is so messy. And if you don't know, like she's super, super hot. And I'm not trying to be mean, but he's like, just not. But like what's crazy about it? And I don't know if she's a great person. I don't know if he's a good person. I Don't know if they're both good people, bad people. I don't really know. But they got divorced.
Moses
Well, from this. You got to watch it, because I don't think they're either of them.
Trish
Yeah, I've heard that. Like, even with the Jacks films, that whole thing with her, like, stalking his house or something. Yeah. Allegedly docked him. Yeah. Docs him. Right. So they got divorced, and I guess he, like, she had to give him half of everything or whatever, and. Which maybe is, like, warranted if, like, he was playing the games for her and helping her get started. Whatever. But, you know, they're currently in a legal battle. He wants. That's why she wasn't posting her main channel. He wants all half of all her future earnings on that channel and everything. And what was the other thing? It was half all her future earnings and. Oh, he wants all of her social accounts. Like, he wants control of all her social.
Moses
What are we gonna do with it?
Trish
She's the face of it. She's like, I don't want to do any of it. Because he's like, I can see.
Moses
I can see past. Past content fine. Because apparently, allegedly, he was the one that was coming up with content even though it was stolen or whatever.
Trish
Yes. Like, I understandable with even us and stuff like that. Future is crazy because she's like, I just stopped posting that channel. And yes, if you help build someone up, just like Ariel, just like, anything. If you help build someone up, like, you should. Ms. Rachel just talked about Mr. Aaron, like, being, like, also, like, building all the sets and editing and doing the composing, like, doing a lot of the work. So. Yes, of course. Like, half then that makes sense. It is. I did hear, allegedly, that Sausage was the one who cheated, which is, again, crazy. Which is why I bring up the book. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because so he cheated. So it's like, I do think if, like, someone cheats, like, that would be annoying to have to, like. Like, pay him. Like. Like, you were the one who broke up this marriage. Like, why do I. You know, whatever. And maybe they do that to Whatever the whole reason, but it's giving the same kind of vibes. It's just I get so. By the way, I would love to be on Kai Senate's podcast. I'm just putting it out there. I know Kim Kardashian does it. Oh, on your stream. Yeah. I'll come on yours. I love coming on yours. Invite me. I'll come. Okay. Anytime. I'll be there. Okay. And we can talk about it. I love. Do you know. Do you know Kai name?
Moses
I don't know him.
Trish
No.
Moses
I mean, I know him personally.
Trish
Hey, I love. I love all his streams and he said he loves Sniper Wolf and I love Sniper Wolf, too, but it just made me so mad. These people. Like, again, I. It's alleged that her husband had cheated.
Callie
Guys, we know. We know that she's coming.
Moses
I know.
Trish
Oh, my God. The mom dash. Here we are. Oh, my gosh. Oh, come here. Let's main attraction. You need help.
Moses
She's been checking her phone for the last.
Trish
I know. I've been so excited about these. Look at this. Wow. Oh, my God. My mom is the master deliverer. Look at that doordash. Take notes. She keeps these nice and frozen. Can you see? Did I show you? Wow. Do you have one on the way? We try to text you to have one on the way. Did you have one on the way? Okay. Hi, everybody. We're going on the Patreon. Then we'll go back to the main one for yours. All right. What a. What a Patreon. You guys go to patreon.com Josh, Trish, if you want to see a little what it's like at family dinner. We basically had a little family dinner here at Arby's. My mom coming through with Arby's is. Might be the most impressive thing my mom has ever done. Like, I mean, she doesn't know a lot of presses things, but I would say keeping those drinks more frozen than I think they even come at Arby's is so impressive. It's so good. Go over to our Patreon. Patreon.com Gestures if you want to see more Hot Topics. With my mom, my sister Moses, and me, it's kind of the wild, wild west to hear on Hot Topics. I don't know. We're all just kind of moving around, grooving around, but my mom is here to finish out our Hot Topics with us. Mom, welcome. Thank you.
Mom
Maybe I'll have to make a TikTok on how to keep them frozen.
Trish
Please do. I should. And I would love to be the recipient of that Jamoca shake, because we just finished this. Not sponsored. I know this looks like I'm sponsored by Arby's again, but I really do just, like, love it. And, you know, we just love it so much. Mama is here. Hey.
Mom
Thank you for having me.
Trish
Okay. Mama, if you don't know, got the glitter going too. Yes. I love this. I think I wore that once to a meet. Like, not that size, but a similar One. I know. How are you?
Mom
I'm great, thank you.
Trish
My mom is literally. She literally could not do life without her. I always tell her this. I always write her emotional texts at night for so many reasons. For giving me her credit cards when I was 18 years old to come to LA and put my rent on there and put my clothes on for the Greg Baron show at BB on there.
Mom
Oh, I forgot you were on that show.
Trish
Yeah. And I would go with my mom's Discover card. And we racked it up until we couldn't rack it up anymore. And then we had both had bad credit for so long and just always been there. Got me my first apartment. Just wonderful. But now more than ever, my mom comes. She ships things out. She helps me get rid of clothes for Poshmark. Then she listed on Poshmark. Now she is shipping stuff for Justch.com, we talked about the beginning of the show. Justchresh.com she ships stuff out for there. And then in the afternoons, she helps out with the kids so we can give them their baths and I can get stuff done and work and emails and all stuff like that. And then Moses is cooking, also doing bath time. So she really is amazing. We've been seeing you literally every day. And some days I'm like, oh, I better give my mom a break. Like, Saturday, we had seen you literally 24, like, 72 hours straight. It's like, I should probably give my mom a break and just. And it's not the same without you. Our dinners are not the same. What did we have Saturday night? Oh, we just had grapefruit. But still, it's not the same.
Moses
I'm always like, oh, well, I'm very.
Mom
Happy to do it. Making up for lost time over the years, I mean, you've been doing your thing, I was doing mine, and.
Trish
But you've always been. Even when you've been doing your thing, you've always, always been like, take money out of my account. We always had a joint account. And you've always been like, take money out of the account. Like. Like when you got, like, an inheritance, you got a little money and you, like, gave it to me to buy furniture. Like, you always been a person. So my mom's best. I owe her everything. And she's also very good at hot topics. That's why I wanted her on here today too, because we had a yesterday. Oscar wasn't gonna come in, so I was just like, oh, my gosh. And I was like, you know who I asked? I always think of, like, Callie or Jimmy, because they're twitchers, they're streamers. I was like, my mom always gives me Hot Topics. Every morning I get Hot Topics for my mom.
Mom
They're not like hot Topics like you guys do. They're my hot dog.
Trish
I love it. I love it. I think they're so. Nichi.
Mom
Thanks.
Trish
What's your hottest topic? Yeah.
Mom
First of all, I want to say congratulations to Tana for her one year sobriety.
Trish
That is so great.
Mom
You should be so proud, Tana.
Trish
I love that. I wrote that on her TikTok too. I was just like, oh, my God. Like, she's. She's literally thriving more than ever. She loves you too. You have to come be a guest on that loveline every time you come through. She was like, we need your mom on here. And I was like, my mom actually could give some good advice before.
Mom
After Moses, we need them on.
Trish
We need to just, like, redo that set so that way we can all fit in the bed. We're doing a bed over there now. Yeah. So that we have a bed. Moses is building it. He's gonna build a bed.
Mom
That's cool.
Trish
Yes. Because Tana has what, scoliosis. Which I didn't know about. And so she's like, sometimes we're there for nine hours. Okay. So, like, sitting on any chair for nine hours is crazy. So she's like. So we're thinking of a bed thing so then people can come in and so, yes, we do one.
Mom
Then y' all get in the bed together and.
Trish
Yeah.
Mom
Oh, that's so cool.
Trish
So we, like, have you on there too, but. Yeah. One year sober is. Is.
Mom
That is amazing.
Trish
So impressive. So good. I feel like she's. She's also. I feel like we're so parallel in lives a lot because she's also in this moment of her life where it's like, things are just, like, coming for her and to her and everything like that. And I. I love seeing her like that. She's 10 years younger than me, so I'm happy. I tell her. I'm like, you're so ahead of it. You're only 27 and you're, like, getting your life together. It took me a little longer, so I love that. But that's a good one. I love that. Would you see it on Tick Tock or. Where'd you see that?
Mom
I saw it on her. She said something on your podcast.
Trish
Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Mom
When she listen to it when I'm in the car.
Trish
I love that you listen to the podcast. I think that's everything. Yeah, she's. Yeah, she's a year. So she just did a tik tok and she was doing a video about it too. And yeah, she just got a place in Maui and she's like in the best space in her life. She looks amazing. She's.
Mom
I. I've been watching her. She's been trying to find a brown leather couch, I think or something.
Trish
She said she bought three couches and I was like, what does that mean? You have all three and I need to ask for these.
Mom
I have to say that square one though, looked a little uncomfortable.
Trish
You don't love a leather couch. You never liked a leather couch.
Mom
I find a leather couch if it's like cushiony. But that one square one looked a little hard.
Trish
Give her a little feedback for you.
Mom
I'll tell her I don't know what the choices are. Probably limited in Maui on an island.
Trish
Didn't you send furniture over to Maui once? Didn't you make a couch? When I first met Moses, when we got married. Do you remember? I remember that he made out of recycled materials and I was like, everything. And you had to ship it over there. I was like, how you going to ship over that couch?
Callie
Yeah, that was crazy. Did you just make a crate and you ship it?
Trish
It was such a cool thing. It was like one of those crates.
Mom
That fall into the ocean every see then they get to the port and they're all falling off.
Callie
Cuz they, they asked to make it from recycled tent. Yeah, that was tent material. So I thought they're going to send me a roll of fabric that is recycled tent material. They sent me tent. Like we received bags for a challenge. Yeah. I was like, there's always something. There's, you know, they ask you if it's something custom. There's always a catch.
Trish
Yeah.
Callie
So we had to actually cut those tents into pieces that would make sense and. But it came out beautiful.
Trish
It did. I was always impressed. I'm very impressed always with the stuff that you can make out of literally nothing. Sometimes it's kind of impressive.
Callie
It's kind of like the leftover food challenges on TV when like here's leftover fabric.
Mom
I saw that.
Trish
There's a leftover food show. I never saw that.
Mom
Oh, that'd be so your show.
Trish
Wait, what? Not. No, I'm not a leftover queen. My mom and Cie was talking to us about the hot. The corn dog you brought back.
Mom
Oh, I know that no one ate it really good. I still in the fridge. I will eat it if she's not eating it.
Trish
Well, she said she's not. So go, go have it. I don't know if you still want to eat it five days later.
Mom
Of course it's just a hot dog with, you know, covering some corn meal or whatever.
Trish
Yeah, that's pretty good. Honestly, last night I was looking at like funnel cakes. I was like, God, I want to see a post. ME s funnel cakes. Hot dog on a stick has funnel cake straws and they taste good. One time actually Tana, when Tana was here, we postmated hot dog on a stick and she got the funnel cake fries and they're so good.
Mom
They're actually pretty good.
Trish
Have you ever had them there? They're really good. Cuz you guys go to hot dog on a stick a lot. Hot dog on a stick.
Callie
Oh, you know why? Yeah, I never noticed it.
Trish
Funnel cake fries are so good.
Callie
Just like sweet like strings of funnel cake.
Trish
But they're like kind of like squishy.
Mom
You can get the funnel cake thing and you mix it with something and then you just pour it in the.
Trish
Didn't you try it? You got one once.
Mom
I don't know if we ever made.
Trish
No, no one ever made it. I would love that. If you want to try it.
Mom
To you, it probably got tossed out.
Trish
I mean, that's one thing to me. Sounds delicious. I'm all for the funnel. I'm asking my period because I swear I've been so hungry. Like so like so hungry. And I'm just. I don't know what it is, but.
Mom
I was like that last month. I don't know why.
Trish
I guess just the bodies go through periods of being hungry and not.
Mom
Oh, I stopped walking. I think I get more hungrier because I think and I should go walk and then I go eat.
Trish
Oh, I'm the opposite. We were talking about how I've been walking and doing Pilates and I'm just like so hungry all the time. But, but I know, I know what you're saying. Like sometimes when you're walking you just want to eat something like lighter as opposed to me. I'm just like trying to eat everything.
Mom
I did all this work. I know I'm not gonna have those five little candy bars tonight.
Trish
But the little candy bars are like portion control. It's Halloween too.
Mom
I would say it is with anything other little. I can have five of them or.
Trish
Know they get you.
Mom
I know.
Trish
Do you remember those snack well cookies? Those like black devil's food cookies.
Mom
Yes. They might kind of remind me of the Grandma's cookies. Those little vanilla cookies I got you.
Trish
I was trying these. Yes. I was trying to show Moses. I ever show you those?
Mom
Remember the grandma's? Call me.
Trish
My gosh. Let me show you. Okay. Find them.
Mom
What the grandma's cookies?
Trish
No, the snackle ones. Oh, they were in a green box.
Mom
Those were supposed to be like diet conscious, weren't they? Or healthier choices of cookies. These.
Trish
Oh yeah, this is what they. Oh they still sell them. They still used to buy them. Used to buy those?
Mom
Oh yes.
Trish
And they were supposed to be.
Mom
Do you like the devil's food ones?
Trish
Yeah, they were like squishy.
Mom
Oh my God. They sell those.
Trish
It looks like it. This was like. It looks like you can get it at compare prices. So Walmart sells them. Walmart would sell them.
Callie
I've seen it before.
Mom
Walmart sells all the oldie but goodies.
Trish
You think it's probably still from that era? Probably from the 2000. Right. But I think we were watching like like dropped a diva or something. They mentioned these or like something similar and I was like God, I used to love those. Those were like so good.
Mom
Well remember to also when we're trying to look for healthier alternative the wow chips.
Trish
Oh, and made everyone poop their pants.
Mom
Oh my God.
Trish
Well, and.
Mom
And gassy diarrhea. They were supposed to like be less calories and fat.
Trish
Was it oh like an olay. What was in there? Like it was like a. Was it called Olay like the oil or something?
Mom
Oh, I don't know. What? Well, I don't. You would know.
Trish
Yeah. Remember those?
Mom
I guess.
Trish
And it was like a big. I remember I ate like a whole bag of those because I thought it meant like fat free. You could just eat as much as you want.
Mom
Oh yeah. I think that's how they sold them.
Trish
Yeah, they're like fat free chips. I'm like what is that? So you could just eat all the, all the fat free chips you want.
Mom
The watch kind of like the manjaro at the time where you had always.
Trish
Go to the bathroom skinny. Oh I see. Yeah. Cuz the other one too. That weight loss one I took was called Ali A L L I. Yes. And that made me like liquid diarrhea in my sleep.
Mom
I remember you said saying that.
Trish
I remember like I woke up and I was just in liquid diarrhea and I was just like what the hell? And then I looked it up on that thing and it's like may cause that. And I was like, well that's how you.
Mom
They get you.
Trish
They Just make you. Yeah, that was.
Mom
They were way ahead of their time.
Trish
Then I'm sure it got banned or something. Just like the ephedra and trim spot and all those. Like literally it's illegal now. That ephedra that I was taking it like 13 years old. Those pills. I was like, give me some of those pills.
Mom
Trim spa. Didn't they want you to do something? Something one time. What was that one weight loss thing they wanted you to do?
Trish
Oh, it wasn't that. It was maybe hydroxy cut.
Mom
Oh yeah. I.
Trish
That was just from LA casting or something. And I remember they were gonna pay me if I lost like 30 pounds. I think they got like $4,000 to be like a thing. And I tried so hard and I couldn't lose the weight. Damn.
Mom
And I really tried out, right?
Trish
Yeah, I think so. I know I always wanted to be a good before and after. Just for the monetization of it all. To be like. To be like an old fortune. So I'm like, oh, that'd be so cool to get to be like, like. I just. I don't think that's in the cards for me. To be a before and after. But that's okay. Yeah.
Mom
You know, just take it a day at a time.
Trish
Yeah. I love this little setup, by the way. This is. This is giving snl. Like when they announce the musical guest and the host, they always put little post its there. What's next on your little board?
Mom
Well, first, what I was going to say there was another health thing where you had a. Maybe I can't remember what they were called. In fact, I worked for them for a day and nobody told me what to do.
Trish
Herbalife. Yes. Yeah.
Mom
Where you had to take like 20 pills a day. And they smelled going in and they.
Moses
Were these big horse tablets.
Mom
I remember you had it on your car.
Trish
Like lose weight. Now ask me how was their sl.
Mom
I worked for them. Right. I remember your dad dropped me off and I'm sat there for the morning. Nobody.
Trish
My dad. No, I swear. You did it with George?
Mom
No, I was with your dad then. I was still in California.
Trish
I swear. You did it again then? I remember it. And when you were with my dad, I was like two.
Mom
But then it's like all they had me do is go get donuts.
Trish
Wait, what? I went, I left.
Mom
They let me go at one and your dad picked me up. I'm not going back.
Moses
Back again.
Trish
I don't understand what they. What does that mean? They had you pick up donuts like you were like an assistant like, nobody.
Mom
Was teaching me what to do there, what I was supposed to do at. Because they hired me.
Trish
Right.
Mom
And nobody did anything.
Trish
So, like, go get donuts. And then you left.
Mom
Yes. Well, I was there, like, for three, four hours.
Trish
How did my dad drop you off and pick you up? Was he not working? He was just, like.
Mom
It was probably on a Saturday or something. Well, your dad worked from home a lot, too, sometimes. Okay, so it might have been that, but.
Trish
Oh, the original remote worker didn't know that. That's pretty cool. Back in the 80s.
Mom
Yeah.
Trish
Working from home.
Mom
Yeah, that's true.
Trish
So, okay, well, all right.
Mom
And also for you, since we're doing fast food Also today, McDonald's is going to have Monopoly in October.
Trish
Oh, yes. You just asked me this.
Mom
I guess they're gonna have. You have to get the prizes exclusively some other way because of the big scandal they had.
Trish
What's the scandal?
Mom
Remember when somebody stole, like, they knew where the winning tickets were that worked for McDonald's and they took the money and it was a big scandal that it never got.
Trish
Oh, like an employee took them? Yeah. Is it alleged or is this fact?
Mom
No, that's fact.
Trish
Wow.
Mom
Yeah.
Trish
And they just stopped it.
Mom
It was a big thing. Yeah, I didn't.
Trish
I never heard about that. You play Monopoly over there at McDonald's?
Callie
No. I don't know. What does it mean to have McDonald's?
Trish
You never played it.
Mom
Like, you could win a million dollars if you get the winning thing.
Trish
I swear we did. When you get the fries and you peel it off and you get. You get, like, Boardwalk or something, you get, like, the little places.
Mom
I think the person that made those kept. Knew. Kept the winning one. Maybe it was something like that because.
Trish
You always said the hard ones were, what, Boardwalk and Park Place?
Mom
I. I think so, yeah.
Trish
Those are like the two that would get you, like, a million dollars or something.
Mom
Been a McDonald's employee, but the person maybe that made those. You know, the company that made the little things that you tear apart, see if you want a fries or hamburger.
Trish
Well, they used to have more than nuggets, and then they stopped doing it on nuggets. It was only, like, fries and Cokes. Oh, yeah, you're right. You love that as a.
Mom
When we were little, so it's gonna be all different then. It's fun cheating.
Trish
It is fun. I love. I love things where you can, like, win something. It was usually, like, a free fry or something you won, but I think.
Mom
You know, I don't remember when that was, but, you know, that was probably not ever, you know, regulated by attorneys or people overseeing that. Nobody cheats. Who's making all these.
Trish
Yeah.
Mom
So, yeah, people were mad.
Trish
Yeah.
Mom
Oh, my gosh. Because they knew then, obviously, that they put all the money into McDonald's. They knew they would never win.
Trish
Right. Because that's like. The whole thing is, like, you could. You could win this and just have it be set up as.
Mom
And you were hoping. Because back then, I could have used a million.
Trish
Yeah. Well, now I could use it.
Mom
I do have my Powerball. I have not checked it.
Trish
Yeah. Oh, I got to say, like, back. Yeah. Back in. When we were, like, struggling in Illinois, for sure. And that's the sad part, is we're all paying, paying. But it does give you an excuse to go to McDonald's, too. You're like, well, if it's playing for money, it's kind of fun. Is that considered gambling, though? No, probably not. I guess they were just getting fries, and it's on the fry.
Mom
Yeah. You're getting something. You're paying for the food.
Trish
Right. So a bonus is the.
Mom
I think you have to be maybe 18 or older for the money.
Trish
Like. Yeah. Something.
Mom
You'd have to give it to your parent if you're under. But I think the parents would probably just take the.
Trish
I don't know. No, for sure. They're not gonna get.
Mom
I loved it. I loved it.
Trish
When we were earlier in the episode, I asked them to their manifest. Callie and Moses, if you can manifest anything just so wild and big, like your biggest, wildest dream, what would you manifest?
Mom
Okay, that put me on the spot.
Trish
Yeah. But don't you have one. Don't you have some fun? Well, okay. Yeah.
Mom
To win that billion dollars.
Trish
You have the same answer as Callie.
Mom
I know.
Callie
Okay. But no. You have the money. What do you do with it?
Mom
And then you get a house in Maui and in Manhattan Beach.
Callie
Oh, my God.
Trish
You're the same answer as Callie to the T. Because we asked her the same thing.
Mom
She copied off me.
Trish
But yeah.
Mom
And then give it to a lot of the animal rescue places. That's my big goal just to do that, because they. The food itself must be unbelievable to them people. I just. I get a lot of them on the Tik Tok, and I love. I love to what people like, who rescue animals.
Trish
And do you have any. We should donate to some. I don't have any organizations. Which one? Okay. Which ones do you like?
Mom
The big one is the Asher house. I mean, that man takes in so many animals, so God bless him.
Trish
Where's he at?
Mom
I think he's in Oregon now.
Trish
And he. What does he do? He like, collects money for food or. No. Well, he.
Mom
He built. He first started in a bus that he put the animals in and then he built his little empire. But he. He just saved so many that even are euthanized or are like handicapped. I mean, and he goes. And he goes on tour now for speaking engagements and he just has so much energy. He just, you know.
Trish
How did you find him? On Tick Tock? Yeah.
Mom
Many years ago, in fact.
Trish
But I love that. Yeah, we should donate to him. Does he collect? Does he have like a little, like, collection? Like, is he like a non profit or something? Yeah, right?
Mom
Yeah. But there's a lot of other ones too.
Trish
We'll look into it because that's a good. I love that.
Mom
I'll write him down.
Trish
The animals, they need help too. They're so like.
Mom
That's what I thought if I won that I would give a lot of money to animals.
Trish
Animals.
Mom
And they need it. I know. I'd be like, Betty. Betty White.
Trish
Did she do that? I love that.
Mom
She was. Did it till the end.
Trish
Yeah.
Mom
Barker too, maybe.
Trish
I feel like a lot of people don't speak up enough for the animals either.
Mom
In fact, I think Betty White maybe left a lot of her money too. And animals.
Trish
Oh, I love that.
Mom
So.
Trish
Well, we'll definitely donate.
Mom
Yeah.
Trish
Okay. Donate. That's amazing. Yeah, No, I love it. You always tell me that. You always think that's a good one. Okay. That's a good manifestation.
Mom
I don't know what it begins with a C. But he. Every day he'll have. And here's. Welcome to the Monday Morning. He plays music and his animals, they open the barn door and they come out. There's donkeys and llamas and these ducks coming all out. It's like the cutest thing.
Trish
Is that why you want llamas? My mom really wants llamas.
Mom
Oh, they're just cute.
Trish
But you, you could raise a llama like you. I think you could.
Mom
Kelly's friend has two llamas and some baby goats. Oh, we love a baby goat.
Trish
He's further out though, huh?
Mom
No, he's only 20 minutes from us.
Trish
Yeah, but that's more country when you go 20 minutes. Yeah. I don't think you could have it. No, actually, I think when we bought this house, the people said that they wanted to move because they wanted chickens.
Callie
They weren't allowing chickens here like our HOA wanted.
Trish
Yeah. Because we have space for him. But I don't think we can. Yeah, because that would be cute. Just have some chickens and feed them in the morning. Get you fresh eggs. That's ethical, is it?
Mom
What's that?
Trish
Is that ethical to just get their eggs? You don't. There's no harm in that, right? They're no harming chickens, some people say. But if they just lay it.
Callie
The eggs, because they're not fertilized, like there's no baby in the eggs.
Trish
Right.
Callie
It's like your period. It's like empty eggs, but they all.
Mom
Yeah, that's stuff is way beyond me. But yeah.
Trish
If I want to eat a period egg. But okay. Well, okay.
Mom
I had blood in my egg for a long time. When you crack it. That's why they say crack it in a separate bowl.
Trish
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I had gonna get blood in my eggs soon. I feel like I don't like the.
Mom
Double yolks and I'm a yolk person anyway.
Trish
But I think the yolks are so dusty. I think you're missing. I love a runny. Next time we do the big steaks. Not tonight, but when we do the big steaks, I would love to make a runny egg and dip it in there. There.
Callie
Well, we can make bags for that.
Mom
Because that's what all the videos take too, I've seen.
Trish
Yeah, I. I like it when they dip it because it looks like you just. It's satisfying because it just like breaks it.
Mom
One girl on Tick Tock does that.
Trish
I love a run.
Mom
She just has such a big mouthful. I don't know why I'm not known for. She's not known as a mukbanger, though.
Trish
Well, maybe she's trying.
Mom
She does that Tiffany plate thing or whatever. And she has a Tiffany.
Trish
Oh, like from Tiffany. Tiffany's.
Mom
No, wait, what's Tiffany? Tiffany plate. Somebody made it up years ago. They're saying she's copying and then. But she'll. She does. She's trying to lose weight after her fourth baby and then she'll have the steak and she'll dip it in that egg and like. Oh, she acts like she's starving.
Trish
But that's what people want to see because I do that too, is I take really big bites. I feel like you'd be good at it. I feel like you're a good chewer like that.
Mom
She's the one who does a cottage cheese and mustard. Watermelon and cottage cheese. Mustard and radishes and mustard and chicken sausage.
Trish
That's what she does.
Mom
I guess that's her thing.
Callie
She thinks mustard.
Mom
I know. I'm like, why do you have to say cottage cheese and mustard every time? Or she'll say, oh, and apples and cut a cheese and mustard. And then she won't dip it in there. Oh, my God.
Callie
Can't wait to see the beer roll on this one.
Trish
I know, Me too. Like, what? The B roll that Jimmy puts in. I want to see it, too. Like, who's eating over it? Okay. I love that. Okay, mom, you said you had not a lot of Hot Topics. You have, like. We have to get through, like, 10 more Hot Topics in an hour.
Mom
Oh, no. Well, some of them are all the same. Like, first of all, Dancing with the Stars, too.
Trish
Yes. We watched this at dinner. Did you watch it by yourself outside of it, or just during our dinner time? I love watching Dance with Stars.
Mom
Did you watch it all?
Trish
I did. I ended up watching it all. Yeah. Yes.
Mom
First of all, the best. The best outfit. Who you think had the best outfit?
Trish
Hilary Baldwin. Yes. The lime green. Yeah.
Mom
I'm like, okay. They say she's a diva because she needed mirrors in her rehearsal room and.
Trish
Stuff, but, well, how else would you rehearse?
Mom
A lot of people don't have the.
Trish
Mirror, but one mirror.
Mom
She wanted them all around.
Trish
I heard. Allegedly.
Mom
I don't know.
Trish
But yeah. I mean, she's only 41. Huh? She's only 41.
Mom
Yeah. I knew she was young.
Trish
I thought she was, like, at least 50 something.
Mom
No, he married young.
Trish
Oh, my. And he's, like, 67.
Mom
Well, did you see him when they brought him? When she danced and they brought him, like you said, they must bring in the.
Trish
Yeah, the front tables.
Mom
Their turn. He looks tired.
Trish
Well, he had seven kids.
Mom
I know, but in, like, 10 years, like, at 6, I'm 67. If I just had seven kids now, I'd be like. I mean, I want a young husband to be like, oh, man, he's tired.
Trish
I guess there's a reason why they cut it off for women at a certain age to stop having kids. Because I don't think physically our bodies, Even me at 37 versus me having a baby at 34, my body was so tired. It hurt so bad. I felt like I, like, got hit by a truck with my last one, as opposed to my first one. It was just, like, so much easier. The recovery. Everything was, like, so much easier. This last pregnancy, I was like, I think there is a reason our bodies just stop making babies as women after a certain age. And men are a whole different level because you have to, like, Carry or make the baby or something like that. But they also probably. I would say nature says not to have babies past 60 because it's a lot of energy, you know, that's like a lot.
Mom
I also think too you had yours pretty much back to back. Your, your. They say it takes a year, two years for your body. So your body has never really fully recovered.
Trish
Yeah. Oh definitely that. Definitely. Especially with greasy sections that's even like you need longer to recover now.
Mom
I can't imagine that's major surgery.
Trish
Yeah, we had about a year and a half in between the girls, but yeah, three months in between the last ones. Yeah. A little scary, a little hard.
Mom
No, I think you mean when they were born.
Trish
Three months when we conceived with the. Yeah.
Mom
But then again your body's going into that mode, you know, even before you have the baby.
Trish
Yeah, yeah, it was. It was a lot. But yeah, I cannot imagine having a baby yet.
Mom
It's like I said, you need to sleep when you can.
Trish
Why I try and come over both of you guys. Thank you so much. I always say that the Village. I did a little post the other day about it because I always repost things on Instagram about village because it's so true. Like if you don't have like. I just can't even imagine people do it alone and like shout out to those people who do it alone. But it's like I honestly think like yeah, I just. The help. It just. It makes you a. Makes me a better mom. I'll say that. Like I just having help and support, I just feel like I'm a better mom with it because otherwise I get.
Mom
Well, the girls are. They're just too funny. I mean if Elvis is a comedian, I will.
Callie
Will.
Mom
I will. I would be surprised.
Trish
And Malibu, oh my God, she made.
Mom
That funny joke when we were eating dinner when she was. You go, what was the funnest thing you had for your birthday? Did? And she goes, my makeover. Which she did.
Trish
Oh yes. Yeah. And she laughed like haha.
Moses
Like she knew.
Trish
Yeah. I had to ask Malibu. I'm like, what was your favorite part about Disneyland? She like makeover. And I was like, that you didn't do. And then she giggled like yeah, I think she knew she was being funny. Just like Elvis. She knows now when she does her. She knows she's being funny. Cuz now I'll do it to her. I literally sometimes just do it. Me and her. Cuz I think she's so funny. So I'm like Elvis, Elvis. I'm like. And Then she's like, jesus, so.
Mom
Or this head thing. That's so cute.
Trish
Remind me to send that to Jimmy. Let me make a note of that. I got to send that to Jimmy for B roll, so I don't forget. Cuz that is just the cutest little thing that she does.
Mom
That is so her.
Callie
She's cute and funny. I mean, like, she'll eat corn and then she'll just hold it with her mouth. Look at everyone.
Trish
She's looking for the laugh.
Mom
I love that her timing is exquisite. But with the Hilaria costume, it's like that makes a lot of the dances as a costume because some of them were so drab. Like I think that one Jennifer or.
Trish
Jenny or Jen Affleck, I don't remember.
Mom
One had a dark blue. And I thought, you know, that's not fair.
Trish
No, we were talking about that, you guys. If you go to our Patreon and talk about it in the extended. But we were talking about like the costume and also like the partner you have. Like, it makes such a difference because Mark Ballas is obviously very experienced. He's obviously the best choreographer of anyone on that show. So like, like, yes, Whitney's a good dancer, but like, I think. I think all of them could be good dancers if they have the right partner. Maybe not Corey Feldman. Love Corey, but maybe not with him. But like everyone else, I think would. You know, it just depends on if you get it. And I agree. The good costumes because like, hilarious stood out to me. I don't know her dance, but I loved her costume.
Mom
It was like a Vegas outfit.
Trish
Yeah. And then you had like nobody else did.
Mom
Nobody else did.
Trish
No Daniel. Even Danielle Fishell, she had. Hers was kind of like drab and she's. She's good. She could have had like a better one.
Mom
I mean, she had the slit going for her.
Trish
But I like Whitney's. I like Whitney. She had like a see through nude top. She had like a long sleeve nude top with like crystals on it. I kind of like that. But yeah, it wasn't the same as hilarious.
Mom
So did Alex Earl. Hers was really pretty.
Trish
I liked her as well. She's just gorge.
Mom
Skinny legs.
Trish
She just.
Mom
How tall is she? You're not six foot.
Trish
She is just beautiful.
Mom
We like to know what you eat to stay that way.
Trish
Carl's Jr. That's her sponsorship. She gets the queso burger is what she promotes.
Mom
Okay, well, I love the onion rings at Carl Jr. And Sourdough.
Trish
It is good.
Mom
It is daisy supporting Carol's Jr. Too.
Trish
Well, I Support. Okay.
Mom
Get the. We did have artbe's too.
Trish
Oh, yes. Best sponsorship I've ever had. Not today, but just. I love.
Mom
Well, I did just eat a whole roast beef sandwich and on our Patreon.
Trish
Check it out. And Moses had the roast beef sandwich for the first time too. Moses. That's on the roast bee sandwich.
Callie
Yeah. It was surprising. I didn't expect it to be what it is.
Mom
They shave it off actually.
Callie
Yeah, because like it's such a thin pieces of meat so it's kind of easy to eat.
Mom
Wow.
Trish
Okay. Glowing reviews. What do you rate it out of ten?
Callie
I don't know. I mean it's. It's really good. It's like an 8 out of 10.
Trish
We love their fish sandwiches. You want that year round? I think it's only seasonal during Lent.
Mom
But they really are good. I used to get them in Redondo Beach. I. I feel they had them all the time, but.
Trish
Oh, Moses would like the fish sandwich. He's a big fish sandwich fan. Big.
Mom
And yeah, they're not like McDonald's has a little square of. These are.
Trish
Or they were.
Mom
I haven't had one probably for 10 years.
Trish
But the McDonald's ones. You like the McDonald's ones? Sometimes. Sometimes do it.
Callie
I like that than something else.
Mom
Yeah, well, the steam bun is where it's at. I don't know why they don't steam the buns for the hamburgers at arby's.
Trish
Yeah.
Mom
No McDonald's.
Trish
Oh, have burgers. No, they don't have burgers. Who? Arby's?
Mom
I don't think so. Market for fresh sandwiches. BLTs are the great.
Trish
I know those. Arby are. That's what Kylie said too. Market fresh.
Mom
That was her favorite.
Trish
Who do you think is going to win front runner of Dancing with the Stars?
Mom
Oh, well, it's going to be Robert Irwin. I hope so.
Trish
He's so good. Yeah, he is really good and he seems really nice. And his whole family came over. Yeah.
Mom
And the one thing that made me cry was when he did his dad's iconic move out of one of those like this.
Trish
Yeah, I know. No, I think that's the thing. It's the sentiment. His whole family. I think that's why Bindi, she was obviously a great dancer and she's parody.
Mom
See her that season either.
Trish
Oh, she was so good. Her and Derek Huff did the dancing lift. It was so good. Oh my God.
Mom
Once again, he's a great choreographer.
Trish
No, I know. And he's not a judge because he's so Good. But if you have Derek or Mark, you're gonna win.
Mom
Yeah.
Trish
So.
Mom
But his mom was there. I feel like I look like her sometimes when I have the bang stuff.
Trish
She's so cute. I love her so much.
Mom
And I would love someday to go to the Australian zoo.
Trish
Yeah. No. And they think they're just, like, good people. And they don't do it, like, for the fame or anything like that.
Mom
Exactly.
Trish
They're no drama and. Right.
Mom
And she said that she's never dated since her Steve has passed away.
Trish
Oh, why did you say.
Mom
She goes, because when you have the best, you don't need anybody else.
Trish
She hasn't dated sense.
Mom
No.
Trish
Oh, no.
Mom
I mean, how could you? He was so bigger than life. How could you even top that? He's so bored with somebody else, I feel like.
Trish
Oh, for sure. Especially someone like him who's just so, like. Yeah. Entertaining. And. Yeah, I always think that. Obviously very different, but I always think that, too. With, like, if something had Moses, I'm like, I don't know if I could date anyone because there's no way anyone could give me, like, one tenth of what Moses gives me. You know what I mean? Like, he just gives people that you date it.
Mom
Not even close.
Trish
Oh, well, that was like, they actually hated me. But it's like, even finding someone that loves you is one thing, but finding someone that loves you and, like, devotes, like, their life to you and stuff, I mean, that's like, unheard of. So I truly don't think I could.
Mom
Look at me. I just like. I look at guys my age and older. It's like, I.
Trish
We.
Mom
I don't think I'd have anything in common with anybody anymore, you know?
Trish
Oh, you don't think.
Mom
I don't think so.
Trish
Not even Mount Owens, the Golden Bachelor?
Mom
That's another topic.
Trish
Is it on tonight? Is he on tonight or tomorrow?
Mom
That's the 24 fifth.
Trish
So that's Thursday. Oh, 24th.
Callie
I thought today's the 22nd.
Trish
22Nd. So 25th is Thursday.
Mom
Maybe it's Thursday. Are they on Thursdays?
Trish
I always thought it was Monday nights, but you would know more than me. Maybe. Maybe it's starting different because of Dancing with the Stars or something.
Mom
Maybe, but maybe it's different.
Trish
Are you tuning in?
Mom
My. No, I'm just going to watch the Tik Tok.
Trish
You're watch the class?
Mom
I don't know, but if I come back in October, I might have to do Hot Topic sound. But I've seen the women pop up.
Trish
And you like the women Some are.
Mom
Beautiful and then there's some that.
Trish
Are they all skinny again this year? Are they all thin? Yes, that's what I was like crazy about. The last one is long hair.
Mom
I think most of them all long.
Trish
Hair, all very thin. I mean, I guess if it's your preference. Your preference, I guess. But it's just like you could have a little curvy, like a little something extra. Like it's kind of weird, but I.
Mom
Feel there's just three that are really, really gorgeous. He'll take them. You know, I believe that's my prediction. But I think looking at the pictures, I think I'll take Lisa. That's my prediction.
Trish
I don't even know which one Lisa is. Should I look her up? Let me see.
Mom
You could, but you know, I feel at the end he's not going to end up with anybody because his preference is younger. Yeah, you, you can shove these beautiful women. Successful down his throat, but if you like a certain type and he wants somebody younger, he's gonna wait, just go for that. Just like last season. What was that guy's name?
Trish
Name that was Gary.
Mom
No, no, over the top from Chicago. The hairdresser.
Trish
Oh, the French guy.
Mom
I don't know how to name her all along.
Trish
This girl?
Mom
Yes.
Trish
She's one. Yeah, she's. How old is she? She looks young. 61. Do I want to say 66?
Mom
66 sounds pretty good. Yeah.
Trish
She looks like you. You would have been so good on this show. I don't understand how they didn't even like interview you. I'm. But I'm glad you didn't because if Mel Owens was that stuff and you were on that season, I would have been. No, I'm not be so pissed because I think he apologizes to the women on the first episode.
Mom
I'm sure he does.
Trish
Still. I would be. But if someone said to. If, if I even heard someone joking about that, like what. I don't know what his excuse was. Like there was a joke or whatever. I would leave. I would leave. I hope all those women have be.
Mom
Like, I think they're just all there to prove something that, you know, they still have it and that. But whether. And he'll play along if he's not really into it. Of course they're you're, they're women there for you. You're going to be trying to put your all fall into it. But I feel that he won't end up with anybody.
Trish
And these old men. When I said it once, I said again, the old man just Wanting these young, younger women. Like, okay, yes, 40s when you're in your 60s.
Mom
Like, well, he's got the fame, he's got money, his attorney now it was an NFL.
Trish
It's like, yeah, still gross. You were saying, like, you have hard time relating to anybody anyways your age. Think about relating to someone 40 years old. You know, like, trying to have a. Like what? Like, you have nothing common. You don't have the share same experiences, life experience. Oh, remember when. Remember this, like, even as we can, like, remember things like, oh, remember in high school. Remember in middle school? Like, we remember, like the same time period. But like, I've dated people 20 years older than me, and it's like just so far. Like, just. There's just no connecting to anywhere because you just didn't experience life the same.
Mom
Way with the advertising they're putting out there. Oh, my gosh.
Trish
Yeah.
Mom
It's just so much more than either Joan or Gary was.
Trish
Well, Gary had a pretty good hype because I remember being really excited for his season. Oh, Gary. Yeah. And they even. Even their wedding.
Mom
Remember now, though, it's like.
Trish
Well, I guess probably because he's like, more celebrity, I guess.
Mom
Yeah.
Trish
And he had the scandal already. They're probably trying to get some good publicity to it. I hope they don't televise a wedding like they did with Gary and Teresa.
Mom
What I think they are. Because she was saying they thought they were secretly married. Joan and Chalk. Is that her name? Joan? And she's like, no, we won't want to do that to our. The people who have been following our journey and our fans. And we'll get. If we get married, it'll be on tv so they can share mine.
Trish
Okay, that's.
Mom
And the money doesn't matter.
Trish
Right. And the whole fans thing, I'm sorry, I know Bachelor Nation is huge, but I just don't think there's. You don't have fans if you're on a season of the Bachelor. There's people who like. Like you. I don't know. I have. Even with me, I have, like, a weird time with fans. I mean, I like the idea of it, but it's like, you're not. You're on one season of the Bachelor. How do you have fans? Right? There's not something. They followed your journey forever. They could like you. They could support you, but especially Joan. I'm like, girl.
Mom
Anyways, not over and done with. They moved on.
Trish
You know, that's the thing with a Bachelor. I feel like every season we watch it's like I'm so into it and then I forget about him. Like the next. Like who was the first one we watched? I forgot the football player type. Do you remember his name?
Callie
Zach.
Trish
Zach. So boring. But like loved his season and I like loved him and then I totally forgot about him. Like, I wonder what Zach's doing from the Bachelor.
Mom
Did you watch first season with me in the second?
Trish
Yeah. Yeah. Was it Alex or something? Yes.
Mom
I forgot about that.
Trish
Not cute. And then Trista was second season, right? Yeah, I watched the first together.
Mom
That's a amazing though.
Trish
Yeah. They were so good looking. Yeah. Was it Ryan? Ryan and Trista. He's like a firefighter in Colorado.
Mom
Very cute.
Trish
Yeah, I loved the early seasons of it. I gotta watch it. I like Bachelor. We were watching Bachelor for a while.
Mom
Yeah, I mean I'll. I might. I don't know if I'll watch it because there again I only like certain women. So I probably just look at the highlights on. Kind of like Oscar does when he goes, I just look at this, right?
Trish
Well, if it's Thursday night, you know, that's bolognese night. So we'll have to turn it off. Well then I always tell my mom to make sure to stay hungry for dinner for holidays night. Because the other nights I just usually use grapefruit or whatever. Sometimes you eat. Moses says he'll like cook some random. He'll just throw random things together. What do you make, like a little baked hot dog casserole the weekend. My mom made it too. I was like, okay, I love that. I was like, because he always cooks for him. Sometimes you don't to cook for me. I'm like, but Mose likes to cook, you know, for not just for himself, for the kids too. But it's so funny when you like eat too with him because I'm always like, oh, at least someone can enjoy his food too. I would like to try it too. I just like my little grapefruit at night. Cuz during the day I have Arby's. So then at night I do grapefruit.
Mom
And you got your girls eating even Elvis eating grapefruit.
Trish
Who is she loves grapefruit. Well, I was just saying too earlier that they love their broccoli. Saturday night they were just like eating so much broccoli and I was just like, who are these kids? And I love them for it. Cuz we were saying we never ate broccoli growing up. Oh, Kelly was here. I was like, I love broccoli. And I was like, who, who fed you broccoli dad.
Mom
Oh, must be a dad thing. Moses. Good job, Moses, though.
Trish
Good job, Moses.
Mom
I never ate broccoli till I don't know what.
Trish
Do you like broccoli?
Mom
I'm not a fan.
Trish
Okay, so never.
Mom
I can't eat it in the ranch. Like a. Like a veggie plate or whatever. Little dip, mustard and cottage cheese.
Trish
The broccoli, it's like, you should start that. You should do that little trend. Somebody does a.
Mom
A, a thing. He's. He's a. He's a guy. What's her name? Janelle Roner. She would do. Oh, yeah, you know her. And he would be the top half. And then he'd have her body on the talk like she did, only it was her voice and he would not mock her, but maybe, like, lip sync.
Trish
Over her or something. I saw someone do that with a Gerard Way. He was doing Black Parade at Shaky Knees atl and they put me singing Black Parade, but they synced up with Gerard singing it. They're like, who's this guy cosplaying? And it was like my voice singing Black Parade and him just, like, lip syncing over it. It was so funny. I was like, that's pretty good. All right, so no Golden Basher. We're skipping that. You see the clip clips. I mean, I'm down to watch it if it's Thursday night. Bolognese night. Give me some cranberry juice in a wine cup and I'm ready. I can't wait.
Mom
You could do a little bubble water with that too.
Trish
Make it like a cocktail.
Mom
A little ice.
Trish
What do we have? What's that little thing? Yeah, we get a little seltzer.
Callie
Yeah.
Trish
Oh, a little seltzer. Yeah.
Mom
If you had just cranberry.
Trish
That's true. We could do that with champagne glasses. We could get a little. Yeah. Sparkling cider for our bachelor night. I like that. Okay, sounds good.
Mom
Cool. And then what I have been into, if you've been asking me at the documentaries, oh, my God, my mom's gonna.
Trish
Start a documentary podcast.
Mom
Charlie Sheen. I just watched that one. That is really good. But like, they say he's had so much control over it and he's left so much out. And other things he said, oh, well, we're not going to get into that. But there's so much more.
Trish
What was he talking about?
Mom
Different things during the documentary that were deeper. He's just kind of skimming on the surface.
Trish
Oh.
Mom
And it was interesting, I would say, to watch it. I mean, guy's been through a lot more Than we even know.
Trish
Yeah.
Mom
So. But that was it.
Trish
I wanted to watch it. We were looking at things to watch for Hot Topic history, and I was like, oh, kind of the Charlie. My thought, is it depressing? Like, won't make me sad? Like. Like the stuff about his daughters. You said his daughters would, like, be chauffeured to school because he was, like, too hungover.
Mom
But they know that lightened it up. It wasn't dark.
Trish
Oh, it lightened it.
Mom
No, I mean, it wasn't like, they made it. So it wasn't depressing.
Trish
Okay. Yeah, sounds depressing. No matter how he's like.
Mom
He's sitting in a diner drinking coffee while he's at a. At a corner booth drinking it.
Trish
So did he look good or worn out?
Mom
Like, he was worn out. Yeah. He is very thin.
Trish
I definitely was on that weird bandwagon of hyping Charlie Sheen back when he was doing Tiger Blood. And, like, by winning, like, I. I.
Mom
Thought, I guess that's when he went on tour.
Trish
Yes. He's like, am I bipolar? No, I'm. By winning. And I was like, it's kind of everything. Or he's like, you remember when. I remember an interviewer asked him. They're like. He's like, what, are there drugs in their house? No, there's no drugs here, but if there are, you better find them and give them to me. And I was just like, he was so. And he had the goddesses. And I remember being like, oh, I would love to be one of them. Like, I very Was weirdly, like, on a Charlie Sheen. Like, I remember. I think it was Gigi Gorgeous who told me, like, Charlie Sheen wanted to meet her because his kids were fans. And I was, like, so jealous. I don't know if she ever did, but I remember being, like, so jealous. I was like, God, I would love to meet Charlie. She. Because at the end of the time, I thought it would be glamorous to be, like, his girlfriend or something and. Or goddess or whatever. It's like Corey Feldman with his angels. What with all these, like, old men just wanting these young girls around them and calling them, like, names, like a cult, like the angels or the goddesses. It's like, what. What are they?
Mom
Did you know anything about him before?
Trish
No.
Mom
Okay. I think that's a lot of it, too. They didn't know his past.
Trish
What's his past? I don't even know.
Mom
You have to watch a documentary. I don't want to spoil it.
Trish
You know what I know for. My dad loved the Cleveland. Now they're just. What are they called? The Cleveland Seas? I don't think they're Cleveland Indians, but back in the day they were called the Cleveland Indians. And, and Charlie Sheen was in a movie called Major League.
Mom
Yeah.
Trish
And it was about the Cleveland baseball team. And my dad was obsessed because they.
Mom
Like him and his dad did this basketball thing with Michael Jordan back when they were younger. They were hitting half court things for money. I mean Char and his dad was really good. They were. He was good in sports. Charlie and his dad too. It was amazing. That's even to watch the documentary and see that in his younger years.
Trish
So what was your takeaway from the documentary and your Charlie Sheen fan? Are you like, do you have more empathy for him or you still like, okay, he's a mess?
Mom
No, I, you know, it is what it is. We all have our own past, you know, in our lives. So it's just, it was just interesting, you know.
Trish
I wonder why he did it. Probably for money. Like why do you put that out there? Like so much of that stuff? I'm sure.
Mom
Well, they say he was broke, you know, cuz he sold all his two and a half men residuals.
Trish
What?
Mom
32 million.
Trish
What do you mean he sold those? What does that mean?
Mom
You can sell them off. Kind of like you can sell your.
Callie
YouTube channel catalog, sign them off.
Trish
Right?
Mom
So he doesn't get any more from that.
Trish
But isn't that silly? Cuz don't you make money from residuals?
Mom
Yeah, but he didn't have any money.
Trish
I mean he isn't he getting money from residuals?
Callie
Somebody else is collecting.
Trish
But why would you sell that if you're making that money? Obviously they're going to make more. More, huh?
Callie
It wasn't enough in the moment.
Mom
He had no money. He blew it all on everything. Drugs, women, prostitute, everything. You need to watch that. You would be interested in that and be like, oh yeah, that's, you know.
Trish
I have like a weird soft spot for him. But I don't know, like, but then his daughters kind of talk like he wasn't a great dad. So then it kind of makes me side I am a little bit.
Mom
Yeah, I think we met, you know, maybe like a lot of people, you know, you go through those years, you know, that's who you are at that time.
Trish
That time, I think Tiana told us we met his daughter at the tart party. She said, she came up to us and said hi. I think she's an influencer. Sammy Sheen. Maybe I would like to interview them because I'm Always just like, yeah, I.
Mom
Don'T think it was Sammy I wanted. The other one was a blonde.
Trish
Yeah, there's one who did like of.
Mom
I remember, I don't have to guess her that was on there, but she was on there a couple times. Denise Richards was on John Crier. John Crier, he looks good. Then she goes, but I still love Charlie. I'm like, so I guess that's good.
Trish
I guess if you can still have like love for. Right.
Mom
She always went back somebody, they always wanted her to go check on Charl Charlie. And she'd go. And she goes, I, you know, John was there and I would make him sandwiches. And he goes, you're gonna, you're gonna make them for the. Those girls. And they're like, well they gotta eat. It doesn't matter what their profession is.
Trish
Right? Well why can't they get food?
Mom
Cuz they were prostitutes. John thought they shouldn't eat or something like that. That's weird that you need to watch it. It's really good. She goes, and they're only turkey and mayo and tomato or something sandwiches.
Trish
But were they incapable of getting their own food? Were they like intoxicated or. I don't understand.
Mom
I suppose they were up in his room or something. Who knows? Maybe they were on drugs or I don't know.
Trish
I would take it more as like, are you going to make them sandwiches? As if like you're enabling this behavior of these women being here. Because he had little small kids at the time. Probably something like if Moses and I were divorced and he had goddesses in the house where my kids are going over, I'd be like, absolutely not. I'm not enabling this. I'm not making sandwiches for you and your goddesses. Like, absolutely not.
Mom
That's how she was. Well, she's on of so I suppose it's, it's like, it's really.
Trish
I guess no, it's not about their profession. It's about like it's a bad environment for the kids.
Mom
Well they didn't have no kids there. This is old.
Trish
I think they did, they would come visit. They said. I remember the interview. It was Brie Olsen was one and I forgot the other one's name. And the kids would come visit, they would come see Charlie and stuff like that and they would be there like, yeah, the kids come over and whatever.
Mom
When they were under 18.
Trish
The kids. Yeah, yeah.
Mom
I don't know if they were there at the time. Well, it could have been.
Trish
I think I remember interviews of them talking about it. But I Mean, because it says their dad.
Mom
She was, I guess, kind of appalled at John for even saying that. She goes, well, they have to eat too. She goes, just because of their profession doesn't mean I don't think, make them a sandwich. It's kind of how it was. And maybe there was more into it that they didn't.
Trish
Yeah.
Mom
Get into.
Trish
Yeah. I feel like he must have said that, like, you're enabling this behavior because it's just, like, not right. And like, regardless if they're prostitutes, whatever. It's like he has kids and stuff.
Mom
It's like, yeah, they didn't touch upon that.
Trish
I think that's why a bigger issue than what they do.
Mom
Watch it since you were a thing during that era. Because when that tour came, I'm like, I don't even remember that happening.
Trish
Yeah, I. I credit a lot of that. I remember being, like, in that world, like, sex industry and sex work and stuff like that. I remember being, like, really, like, scared of it when the Charlie's Jean stuff happened, because I was just like, oh, my gosh. Like, this is like a reality of just like. Like, sleeping around and all that stuff like that. Not being careful. Because, like, no celebrities I've ever been with ever used protection. It was always just like, Wild west. Everyone giving each other STDs. And I remember when the Charlie Sheen thing, even before it came out in 2015, I think it was like 2011, the speculation was happening. And I remember being, like, really scared, and I was like. Because I thought Charlie Sheen to me was like, the end all be all. I'm like, oh, he likes prostitutes. Like, that's the one I want to get with. He probably gets so much money to them. And then, you know, you find out, and obviously, like, you can.
Mom
Obviously, Danny went, bro.
Trish
Yeah, that's crazy. Crazy because he made so much money after. That's wild.
Moses
Like, how.
Trish
How do you spend it all? But I. I guess there's.
Mom
Well, yeah, there was another guy later on supplying him, and he said I was getting so rich off of it.
Trish
Selena Gomez, air fryers, maybe 300. I mean, that's what he was spending his money on. Maybe that's wild.
Mom
Okay, but you should watch that. That one's good. And then I was watching the documentary, man, the Later Daters.
Trish
What's that?
Mom
Older women.
Trish
Oh, I love this new trend. Yeah, that was.
Mom
That was okay. I mean, what channel, I think was Netflix?
Trish
Okay, so. Oh, you're Netflix, girl.
Mom
That was interesting. Of course, there's one. The unknown number with the woman from Mother from Michigan. You guys should watch that one.
Trish
Did you see they did a movie with Lisa Rinna as the mom? No. Based on it already. Oh my God. She's like hiding in the closet, like texting your daughter. And then the daughter comes in. Daughter looks like she's like 30 years old. And she's like, mom, what are you doing? It's like, oh, nothing. And then she's like, did you ever hear back from that number? And then she finds all her mom's secret phones in there. What is that on like Lifetime is like a Lifetime movie. It's like based on that unknown number. Because we talked about that one. Hot Topics.
Mom
And it just come out too.
Trish
Yeah, they did it so fast.
Mom
That is fast.
Trish
And it's Lisa running, just looking like Lisa Rinna but playing the mom. And I was like, I love this for her. Yeah.
Mom
And it was interesting.
Trish
I know. The old mom being the bull, bullying. It's crazy.
Mom
You watch documentary?
Trish
No. You hate them. No, I don't hate them. But we might have to wrap it up because it's 3 o' clock in our. We're losing. Also the black rabbit.
Mom
If you're Justine Bateman. Justin not Justine Bateman fan. It's kind of dark.
Trish
You're so many. We could keep going. I didn't know you had so many that you didn't have that money.
Mom
Oh, I do have to say one more thing about Poshmark. They are not priority mail anymore. So it'll be taking a little longer for you to get their packages. They wanted to drop the shipping price from 827 to 6.49. Have to have our own packaging. So a lot of people won't have that available.
Trish
That is sad.
Mom
That is gonna take a little longer.
Trish
Poshmark. I don't know what happened. We were so cool with those priority shipping boxes, but I know had to.
Mom
Return them all to post office. So there.
Trish
Well, thanks mom for being here. We really appreciate. That was good. Oh my God. You could have done like a rapid fire. Hot Topics. You had so many more topics. Well, we'd love to have you back. I didn't know I was saying when we thought about of Hot Topics, I was like, I always think of like Cali because they stream put. You always come up with the hot Topics every morning. To me my mom's sending me hot topics left, right and center.
Mom
Well, they're different from yours and Oscars. Those are great.
Trish
No, those are so great. But that's why I love everything. Oscars is different than Moses mine are different than Oscars, Cali's, Jimmy's, like everyone's sash. So thank you so much for filling in with us. Thank you to Cali for filling in with us. Thank you, Moses, as always, for being here. And Arby's was delicious. Not sponsored, but it was so good. And those Masa chips, too. We had some of those earlier, I think. Think. I don't know if Callie took them with her or what, but those were also delicious. Go to just trish.com for merch patreon.com just trish for the extended and we'll see you guys in the next one. Bye, guys.
Podcast: Just Trish
Episode: Trisha GOES OFF on Cheater Ned Fulmer + SSSniperWolf Lawsuit
Date: September 23, 2025
Host: Trisha Paytas (with co-hosts Callie, Moses, and later, Mom)
This episode of Just Trish dives deep into the latest internet drama and celebrity pop culture, focusing on:
Tone: Hilariously unfiltered, blunt, emotional, with real-life stories and sharp insights into internet culture.
"MCR spoke to me 20 years later, but they did speak to me, and so I'm very new to them."
—Trisha (09:18)
“Thanks to the Internet, I've learned not to be a liar anymore. Because — they will put any hole they can find.”
—Trisha (36:41)
“Actively just like, also like, 'I didn't know that I would cause this pain for you.' Like, what do you mean?”
—Trisha (89:39) “He tries to normalize it… feel like yeah, it's not a big deal anymore...”
—Callie (98:50) “She doesn’t forgive him. Love that for her so much.”
—Trisha (100:35)
"He wants all her social accounts. Like, he wants control of all her social."
—Trisha (111:42)
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