Houston We Have A Problem

Summary

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Karma & Chaos with Kail Lowry & Becky Hayter

Episode: Houston We Have A Problem
Date: July 21, 2026
Hosts: Kail Lowry (“Killer”) & Becky Hayter
Main Theme:
Kail and Becky bring their signature blend of candid friendship, unfiltered talk, and hilarious chaos to an on-the-road, hotel-bed recording from Texas. They reflect on their live show tour, balancing family and work, pop culture, sex positivity (with some wild sex swing debate), and musings on growing up, letting go of judgment, and the infamous “blue whale that no one’s seen.” The episode is full of personal anecdotes, audience confessions, and their easy chemistry, giving listeners a relatable window into the messy, joyous, and unpredictable thirties.

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Tour Life, Crowds, and Family Balance

Timestamps: 02:14 – 11:57

• Tour Reflections:

  • The energy from live tour shows is a highlight for both hosts, with Becky naming San Antonio as her favorite crowd so far.

    “San Antonio was my absolute favorite crowd. I would go back to San Antonio 10 times over.” - Becky (03:00)

    “The energy was just electric.” – Killer (03:10)

  • They reminisce about adventures in Dallas, time with family, and the “Fatherless Behavior Tour” spanning 23 cities and 3 countries. Becky’s nephew Brooks makes a special mention, as does Killer’s time with her sister.

• Family & Time Management:

  • Becky gets emotional discussing her desire to be closer to her sister amid the chaos of adult life, partners, and raising nine kids between them.

    “How do you make time for all of the things all of the time?” – Becky (05:29)

  • Killer suggests frequent FaceTimes as a realistic way to bridge distance when life gets busy and discusses being "out of sight, out of mind."

    “Even if it’s just, like, a five-minute phone call...There's like a bridge of a connection there.” – Killer (06:43)

  • Both lament the challenge of balancing a touring schedule with being present for their kids.

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Sex Positivity, Lap Dances, and “The Sex Swing Chronicles”

Timestamps: 07:56 – 26:25

• Lap Dances and Relationship Boundaries:

  • Killer addresses online criticism about on-stage lap dances, stressing the consent and trust in her relationship with Leah.

    “There’s, like, no sexual part of it in my mind. Like, I’m not doing it for arousal or some, like, sexual aspect.” – Killer (09:08)

    “Leah’s gonna find out when she sees it on Facebook—do you? First of all, what kind of friend do you think I am?” – Becky (09:19)

  • Leah calls in to confirm her full trust and support, expressing zero discomfort or jealousy.

    “No, she just lifted her eyebrow. No, no disrespected.” – Becky (26:24)

    "Nobody's as hot as you, Leah. Becky doesn't look at anyone the way she looks at you.” – Killer (26:46)

• The Sex Swing Debate:

  • The chaos wheel leads to a deep, hilarious, and explicit debate about sex swings, practicalities for “big people,” and overcomplicating things.

    “I come so fast there is no time for a sex swing!” – Becky (17:31)

    “People think it needs to be some crazy adventurous thing when in reality it’s really just to help ease of movement.” – Killer (19:12)

  • Becky is convinced to shop for a sex swing online and considers starting small with a chair version.

    “Let me call him—do you want to get a sex swing with me? Because this looks fun.” – Becky (21:37)

  • Hilarity ensues as they ponder installation logistics, hiding it from parents, and possibly getting a BOGO deal.

    “Imagine asking my dad, can you mount this on my ceiling right above my bed?” – Becky (23:18)

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The Value of Non-Judgment & Childhood Upbringings

Timestamps: 33:06 – 37:49

• Listener Confessions & Judgment:
  • Becky retells an outrageous audience confession about a woman’s husband and his cousin being in prison and hooking up with the cousin after release.

    “People are wild...it’s so funny because, like, I have no judgment.” – Becky (33:25)

  • They reflect on how their own lives—under constant public scrutiny—have made them less judgmental and more empathetic.

    “As long as it’s obviously not of ill nature, like pedophilia—like, just let people freaking live and enjoy life.” – Killer (37:08)

    “Because of the way I grew up, I don’t...I take people as they are.” – Becky (35:39)

  • Both agree that exposure to diverse experiences in childhood leads to greater understanding in adulthood.

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Strange Encounters & The Whale Nobody Has Seen

Timestamps: 40:05 – 47:13

• On Boundaries and Creepy Behavior:

  • Killer describes confronting an airport creep who took a secret photo of a young woman and how Becky’s partner Ike was inappropriately groped by fans.

    “Please do not touch anybody without their permission.” – Becky (38:32)

    “No one’s actually touched me inappropriately.” – Killer (39:02)

• The 52 Hz Whale Rabbit Hole:

  • Becky and Killer spiral into absurd, deadpan debate about the “blue whale that’s been tracked for decades but never seen—only heard.”

    “There is a species of whale that we've never seen, but that we can hear.” – Becky (43:07)

    “If we’ve been to the moon, but we can’t find a whale?” – Becky (46:44)

  • They drag in friends and family for their takes—most are baffled, and Becky admits she hasn’t thought about it since it came up.

    “I think about it almost every day.” – Killer (44:59)

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Tattoos, London Plans, and Future Dreams

Timestamps: 48:48 – 51:24

• Meaningful Ink:
  • Becky reveals she got a custom tattoo on stage—with personal symbols for her kids, memories of her dad, Texas roots, and a nod to the year and tour theme.

    “Roman numeral 7 in a rock for my kids because they’re my rock...and then it has 26 degrees Fahrenheit for the year 2026...and the F for fatherless." – Becky (48:48)

  • They discuss plans to get more matching tattoos in London.

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Notable Quotes

• "The shows are the easiest part. It’s the day that leads up to it—and the travel." – Killer (12:02)
• “If all my energy was just podcasting, I’d be a multi-millionaire.” — Becky (30:51)
• “Strict parents raise sneaky kids.” – Becky (35:16)
• “Life is so short. Like, this is it. We have this small time on this earth to do things that make us happy.” – Killer (36:09)

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Recurring Themes

• Friendship and Family: The hosts’ genuine affection and openness set a deeply relatable tone.
• Sex Positivity with Humor: Unapologetic talk around intimacy, consent, and funny sex mishaps.
• Letting Go of Judgment: Life experience—and being in the public eye—makes them advocates for empathy and not sweating the small stuff.
• Absurd Curiosity: Whether it’s debating sex swings or whales, nothing is off the table.

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Segment Timestamps – Quick Guide

• 02:14 – On tour, crowd favorites, family time
• 05:41 – Time management struggles between sisters
• 07:56 – Lap dance controversy, Leah’s perspective
• 16:32 – Sex swing chaos and logistics
• 33:06 – Audience confessions and non-judgment
• 38:24 – Creepy airport guy, boundaries at live shows
• 40:05 – 52 Hz whale discussion
• 48:48 – Meaningful tattoos and tour memories
• 50:09 – London trip and more tattoo plans

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Closing Vibes

Kail and Becky deliver another episode that balances laughter, candid struggle, cultural commentary, and the weird little facts that stick in your brain. Whether you’re on the road, managing a houseful of kids, or spiraling about whales, it’s the perfect window into heart, chaos, and the humor of adult life.

Transcript

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[Killer]

Good morning, good evening, good night to all of our karmaroos.

[Becky]

Oh, you that up. Say that again.

[Killer]

Good morning, good evening, good night, good night, good morning, good evening, good day. Good night to all of our karmaroos. We are coming at you live from our hotel room bed.

[Becky]

When you guys listen to this, I will have begged Becky to please, please come to Minneapolis. What the fuck am I going to do?

[Killer]

It's a great question. Tour's been going great.

[Becky]

My favorite show of all time so far, crowd. My favorite crowd of all time has been San Antonio.

[Killer]

San Antonio was lit.

[Becky]

San Antonio was my absolute favorite crowd. I would go back to San Antonio 10 times over. I would tour only in San Antonio if I got to. That crowd was so fun. That show was so fun.

[Killer]

The energy was just electric.

[Becky]

Yeah, I loved it. I think San Antonio, these are like my top, like three to five, San Antonio, Indianapolis. Cincinnati was good. I know you weren't there, but Cincinnati was good. Those are, I would say, my top three for sure.

[Killer]

And I'm of two of them.

[Becky]

And you were at two of them. Yeah, the crowds were just good.

[Killer]

So yesterday we hung out in Dallas. I. It was fun because I also. I have friends in Dallas, so I got to see Nick, I got to see Elva. Kel's sister was here. We got to meet. I got to meet little baby Brooks,

[Becky]

my little baby nephew.

[Killer]

Yeah, he was so cute. And it was so good to see her sister. We had such a great time yesterday. It's really beautiful to get you to see you with your sister because obviously I don't like, see you talk or be with family too much and. And she loves you so much. And like, I. Obviously there's not a lot of people in your life that is just this. What is the word I'm looking for? Yeah, like a genuine care and love. And she, like, there's so much genuine care and love when she's around you and you can like, see it. It's like an energy around you guys. Oh, yeah.

[Becky]

Really?

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

I love my sister so much. Yeah, my sister did, like confessionals for the show, the vertical show that we're filming. And they said that she said she wanted a village with me. And I started, I got really upset cuz I'm having a really hard time with time management. I have been having a hard time with time management for a long time and I feel like my sister and I are finally in very similar places in life. Just like, obviously she's married and I'm not, but we both have a family and we have our partners and we have our lives. But this is like what I always wanted and I feel like I don't have the time. And I know everyone will tell me, like, you make time for what you want. But I'm. I. It's easier said than done. And I just don't know. I. I want to pour into my sister in a real way. And I. It's so hard because you have to consider there's nine kids between us. Kids are in school back. My sister works, and I think she's still on maternity leave. But, like, how do you make time for all of the things all of the time? And I want my kids to know her kids and I want me and my sister to be able to like, go on vacations together and stuff. But, like, how do you make that happen when we're talking about. On my side, nine plane tickets.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

And on her side, her husband works nights, which is its own separate thing.

[Killer]

Yeah. I feel like I can actually somewhat relate because I feel that way with my sister Alex, that's in Florida, like, because she just had a kid too. And like, we are at like such similar places. And when we're together, it's like, wow, like, I wish I had this all the time with her. That I would, I would say that one thing that's helped me, like, we randomly FaceTime, like a lot just to say hi to the kids. And I would maybe try to just add that in. I think that would fuel you. You're. I've talked about. I said this a bunch of times. You're an out of sight, out of mind person. So.

[Becky]

And that's not intentional.

[Killer]

No, I know. I'm not saying that in like a malicious way or like a. So like even like when we don't spend a lot of time together, there becomes like a disconnect. Which is. It is what it is. But when we're together, it like, it snaps right back into place. So I found with like facetiming with my sister, it like, it. There's like a bridge of a connection there. And even if it's just like a five minute phone call.

[Becky]

Yeah.

[Killer]

Like to see the baby, to like, say hi to like, and then that's it. Maybe you should try to add that into here.

[Becky]

Try that. Because I think that you're right. I'm. Anything out of sight, out of mind.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

Anything from products in my house to people in my life. And that is not okay. And I'm not making an excuse for it.

[Killer]

But I mean, you're busy.

[Becky]

I'm struggling.

[Killer]

You have a lot. Yeah, I think that's fair.

[Becky]

If you change your mind about Minneapolis, let me know. I can book your flight.

[Killer]

My uncle and cousin are driving up here from Austin to come to lunch with Me tomorrow.

[Becky]

Oh, okay. I guess I'll.

[Killer]

How far of a flight is it?

[Becky]

I have no idea. I've never been to Minneapolis.

[Killer]

But anyway. Yeah, so it was really cool hanging out with. With your sister with Stir. It was so nice. Sterling looks great.

[Becky]

Sterling looks so hot. Somebody in the front row asked me for her number, so.

[Killer]

Becky ask about her.

[Becky]

Sterling doesn't swing that way. Otherwise I would have given it.

[Killer]

She would for me.

[Becky]

Okay, wait. People asked about her because she's so hot. I love that. Yeah, I love that.

[Killer]

I do, too. So I've been getting a lot of lap dances. Giving a lot of lap dances.

[Becky]

Can we talk about the Leah part of it all?

[Killer]

Yeah. Listen.

[Leah]

And.

[Killer]

And obviously the people that are listening right now aren't the people that need to hear this, but I love Leah with literally every part of my body. They're like, I'm so obsessed with my wife.

[Becky]

You don't have to look at me

[Killer]

because I already know that, like, you guys just don't. You don't understand. I so. And I. I was FaceTiming with her this morning, and we were. It was so fun. We were, like, talking about the show and all the things that happened and. And we were talking about the lap dances because a lot of people on the Internet are really upset about it. And she's like, do you like. She's like, I feel like I should comment and say something. I'm like, it doesn't matter to me, like, if you want to be. Because she's like. She's like, oh, I'll just say something funny. And I'm like, you don't have to, like, no, it's literally.

[Becky]

It's not worth it.

[Killer]

No one's going to. It's not going to matter. But the way that I was talking about it with her is like, when I'm doing these things and I'm getting a lap dance or giving a lap dance, there's, like, no sexual part of it in my mind. Like, I'm not doing it for, like, arousal or you're like, some, like, sexual aspect.

[Becky]

If you're getting on stage and getting or receiving. Getting or giving a lap dance for arousal in a crowd of 400 people.

[Killer]

It's just like a bit. It's funny to me.

[Becky]

No, it's. Yeah. And if. Do you honestly think somebody commented on the video and it was like, couldn't be my wife or something like that? And it's like, oh, and. And Leah's gonna find out when she sees it on Facebook. Do you? First of all, what kind of friend do you think I am? Do you think that this is what I would do if she. If.

[Killer]

If it made her uncomfortable or if it made, like, I. Me and Lee and I had a conversation about it. I knew it. I wasn't going to be an issue. But it's also respectful to have the conversation so that it is said. I said, if you have any hesitation or reservation of me doing any of this, I. Like, it doesn't. Like, I don't need to do that.

[Becky]

Yeah.

[Killer]

Like, it. Like, there's millions of other things that we could do. And she's like. And she was like, I don't care. Like, she's like, I trust you. Like, I know you love. Like, it's. We've been together for 10 years. Like, she knows how obsessed I am with her. I've literally never faulted or, like, strayed from that.

[Becky]

I asked 2k if he wanted to get a lap dance, and he said no. It's like, okay, then we won't get you a lap dance. Like, I don't know. We're kidding.

[Killer]

Yeah. Click that and send it to him.

[Becky]

Okay. What the.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Leah]

Oh.

[Becky]

And then I'm like, who wants to give my man a lap dance? Because Lord knows he's not getting one from me.

[Killer]

Oh, man.

[Becky]

I kind of feel like if I drank enough, I could give him one.

[Killer]

Ooh. Should we surprise him tonight?

[Becky]

No, not in front of people. Maybe after. How are we feeling, though? Energy? Good. I wish I had time to see Houston. Anytime I've been to Houston, which this will be the second time, I've never gotten to see anything because I'm in a hotel room, and then I go do what I got to do, and then I leave. So one day, I will get to see Houston.

[Killer]

I'm gonna see it tomorrow.

[Becky]

It's been fun having you in Texas.

[Killer]

Are we gonna go on a Karma and chaos tour next year?

[Becky]

I think 2027 should be the year of karma and chaos only. And, you know, I just mean, like, it. It could be a joint karma and chaos one. We could go back to comedy clubs so they're a little more intimate. Yeah. Because I like the big crowds, but I just like the little. I like the inside settings.

[Killer]

Yeah. The intimate settings.

[Becky]

So I would love to do that. And then they would be more, like, spread out, I think, too, just because it's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot. Like, at first, I was like, oh, I love that I get to be with my kids one week and then travel one week. But it's it's, it's harder than I thought.

[Killer]

Yeah. I expected it to be very hard.

[Becky]

No idea why I thought it would be.

[Killer]

I mean it's also, I mean honestly, the shows are the easiest part. Right. Like it's the day that lead leading up to it because.

[Becky]

And the travel.

[Killer]

The travel. Yeah, the travel's rough. The, it, it is nicer with the Sprinter van though.

[Becky]

Yeah.

[Killer]

Being able to sleep and not have to drive yourself.

[Becky]

Yeah. And also like being able to drive between cities because as much as it's exhausting and you're not really sleeping really well in the vn, in the van, in the sprinter, it beats flying.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

Tomorrow I, I fly out at 5:30 in the morning.

[Killer]

That's crazy.

[Becky]

And then I, when I get home Sunday, I think I land at like 2:30. I'm, I have to get my kids right away. So I get the babies right away and then I get Lux and Creed at 6. So there is not a single day off.

[Killer]

Yeah, it's a lot.

[Becky]

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[Killer]

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[Killer]

It's fun. It's. It's like. It's definitely, like, a unique and fun experience. We're bringing. We're reeling Kayl back in. She multitasks while we record.

[Becky]

And I'm not medicated. I was medicated yesterday, too. I think that's why it was like, I was so calm.

[Killer]

You were calm yesterday?

[Becky]

Yeah, I do. I feel like when things got rattled, I was calm. I. I stayed calm.

[Killer]

Oh, okay.

[Becky]

You don't think.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

Are you lying? I feel like when I would, like,

[Killer]

I actually do feel like you're more calm than.

[Becky]

Is it. It's too late for me to take my meds? Huh?

[Killer]

Damn it. Why?

[Becky]

Because they calm me down, but they keep me up. Like, awake.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

Okay, so I got to search in Becky's phone last night. One of the things on the chaos wheel said to search the word sex in your messages. Messages. And Becky's talking about a sex swing.

[Killer]

Wait, that wasn't the. The message was one. I can't wait to have sex again. If you're my mom, skip through this or if anyone in my real life don't listen right now. And then the other conversation was about a sex swing.

[Becky]

So I just. It was funny to me because I had no idea that you were into that sort of thing. I mean, why would I know? But also.

[Killer]

What? Yeah. I mean,

[Becky]

you just happened.

[Killer]

You wouldn't want to. You wouldn't want to have a sex swing.

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[Becky]

Okay, I. I'm gonna.

[Killer]

We're gonna talk.

[Becky]

I come so fast. Like, I come so fast that there is no time for a sex swing.

[Killer]

You can.

[Becky]

You can. Yeah, go ahead.

[Killer]

Oh, you guys need to learn sign language. Elliot can teach you. Anyway, I'm gonna. We're gonna speak to. I'm gonna speak to this because I. I do try to not. Leah actually asked if I was going to talk about sex swings, and I said it was. I don't know, because I typically don't talk about things like this because of my two identities in life, but I'm going to talk about them in a factual way. I think that people over complicate what a sex swing is.

[Becky]

Okay.

[Killer]

It doesn't have to be like some crazy sexual, like, experience. Like, it. A sex spoon can be used very simply. Right. No more of a convenience thing than anything.

[Becky]

Okay, but hear me out, because it's like I'm thinking of, like, scissoring or going down on her. I wasn't thinking of it in any other way. So, like, what are you. Like, how do you make.

[Killer]

You are thinking about yourself? Scissoring. Leah.

[Becky]

Well, no, not Leah.

[Killer]

You said her like.

[Becky]

That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant. I just meant, like, you and Leah, like, if it's swaying, how can you, like, do the things and, like, the amount of pressure that is needed. Like, I don't know that it's like,

[Killer]

she also overthinks it. I'm trying to convince her we need to get one and it does. Do you have a sex wing?

[Becky]

I would argue that 99% of the population does not have a sex.

[Leah]

Sure.

[Killer]

Because it's overcomplicated. Like, people think it needs to be some, like, crazy adventurous thing, when in reality it's really just to help ease of, like, like movement.

[Becky]

How are you moving for this to ease the movement?

[Killer]

There's just a. But, you know, you guys need to live a little. Everyone in the audience, no one had an orgy. No one has threesomes. You guys did. If you're single, if you are willing, go out there and have some fun.

[Leah]

All right?

[Killer]

That's my motto.

[Becky]

I agree with you. I'm agreeing with you. I think it would be a fun thing to have. But, like, truly, how often would you use it? Just be like, spice it up sometimes.

[Killer]

Yeah, for sure. Like, Like a.

[Leah]

Like.

[Becky]

I'm not saying the thing.

[Killer]

It was funny because I was like, oh, you could just put it. You just have to put, like, a mount above the bed or on, like, towards the side or whatever. And she was like, what are you gonna say to people when they ask what it is?

[Becky]

Like, you could hang a plant in

[Killer]

the center of the bed and, like, the foot.

[Becky]

Why are you putting it? Okay, but my thing, too, is, like, me and Ike are big people.

[Killer]

Yeah. Make sure you connect it to a post.

[Becky]

Like, it has to be built into our house.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

Because if not, the drywall is coming down.

[Killer]

Okay. Yes. You have to put it into a stud.

[Becky]

I don't think that's enough. To be honest, between Ike and I, we are over £400.

[Killer]

You both aren't getting on the swing.

[Becky]

Oh, well, how does that work? Should I Google this?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Google it.

[Becky]

I'll go. I'll stay off my phone. You can do it. Because maybe I'm confused about.

[Killer]

Yes, you are. You think that you're both just swinging on a swing.

[Becky]

Maybe. I don't know.

[Killer]

No.

[Becky]

Then what is the point?

[Killer]

The point is for movement and momentum. Like, standing, like. Like, you can. You can both be on the swing,

[Becky]

but not when you're big people.

[Killer]

But there's definitely, like, positions you can. But, like, that's in my mind. That's not how.

[Becky]

This is absolutely fascinating. And I now want a sex swing, actually.

[Killer]

Thank you.

[Becky]

Let me call him. Who

[Leah]

that.

[Killer]

This is what I'm people. It doesn't. It's not that complex. Like, people over complicated.

[Becky]

You're yelling at me for not knowing, and I'm sorry. Hey, babe. Do you want to get a sex swing with me? Because this looks fun.

[Killer]

If you get a sex wing.

[Becky]

Do you want to get.

[Killer]

I get a sex wing. I'm gonna be pissed.

[Becky]

Do you want to get a sex swing with me?

[Killer]

Maybe they use buy one, get one free. We both do.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

You want to see?

[Becky]

They have buy one, get one free. Look at this.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. We're doing it.

[Leah]

Yeah.

[Killer]

That's what everyone doesn't understand, a sex wing. And then when you do, it's like, oh, wow. Yeah. That sounds so fun. Let's do it.

[Becky]

Buy one, get one free. Thank you. Okay, love you. Bye. This is. I mean, that right there.

[Killer]

That's what I'm. That's. That's what in my.

[Becky]

Like, that, like, it's.

[Killer]

And it's move, like. But like, you're laying stationary in a bed. Imagine, like, being able to, like, free.

[Becky]

Because I love. Missionary is my favorite. But, like, this is, like, missionary with spice.

[Killer]

Yes.

[Becky]

You know so it's, like, good for me, but not for him. But also, I really come quick so, like, it wouldn't fall. You know what I mean? Like, we'd be done before it came down. This would be great. Can you actually send me this screenshot? This exact one.

[Killer]

Okay, the thing is this. I need you to lock in because we.

[Becky]

Listen, I'm actually gonna order one right now.

[Killer]

I need you to lock in. In life because I need you to retire me from my corporate job so that we can have more fun conversations.

[Becky]

Did you work in corporate? And you're talking about.

[Killer]

Anyway, because.

[Becky]

Do you think they sell these on Amazon? Like, where would one. Okay, I'm gonna buy one. You need home. And asking my dad, can you mount this on?

[Killer]

Just was going through my head.

[Becky]

Hey, pop up. Do you think you could put this on the ceiling right above my bed?

[Killer]

Yeah. Well, you wouldn't put it right.

[Becky]

I have to hire that out.

[Killer]

You couldn't put it. You don't put it on your bed.

[Becky]

No. Yeah, I couldn't because also, I have a chandelier there.

[Killer]

Yeah, you'd. And also, you can't. You're not standing.

[Becky]

Alexa, play Chandelier by Sia.

[Killer]

I was gonna start singing it, but I don't know how it starts.

[Becky]

It was like sex swing.

[Killer]

Wait, let me. I'm gonna call Leah real quick.

[Becky]

But they have ones that sit on the floor. I think that you know those.

[Killer]

They do. They have.

[Becky]

Maybe I should start there.

[Killer]

Maybe.

[Leah]

But that.

[Killer]

That doesn't seem as fun. I'm like an all or nothing kind of person.

[Becky]

I'm new to this.

[Killer]

Let me call Leah real quick. Oh, they're not that expensive.

[Becky]

No, they're not. This is like a. Like a chair kind of one. I'll send you the link.

[Killer]

Hi.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Hi.

[Killer]

How are you?

[Becky]

Leah, look at. You don't have to mount it to the wall. You don't have to mount it to the ceiling. Oh, my God.

[Killer]

I thought it was a crib or a child.

[Becky]

I think I'm gonna get one. I'm gonna get one of these ones. I'm gonna start with this because to your point, I can't have something hanging from the ceiling. You know what I mean?

[Leah]

God.

[Becky]

Sorry, Leo.

[Leah]

So

[Becky]

I. I thought it was.

[Killer]

She's crying.

[Leah]

She's.

[Killer]

Oh, so uncomfortable.

[Becky]

I thought it was like a. A baby rocker.

[Killer]

Yeah, I thought it was something innocent. No, we were having the conversation, and I'm like, you guys are all over complicating this. Like you. It doesn't have to be that complex. And she goes, let me see a picture. And I show her a picture and she's like, oh, yeah, I want one. No, it scared me more to see a picture.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

It just.

[Leah]

I can't.

[Becky]

I don't understand it.

[Killer]

Oh, actually, let me show you this picture.

[Becky]

No, this one's a really good demo diagram because I didn't show.

[Killer]

I just showed you the picture of it. I didn't show you this. Let me. Let me send this to you because it's. I think it's buy one, get one free.

[Becky]

So we're gonna get one and you're gonna get one.

[Killer]

Should we get a spot? Can they be a sponsor? Oh, my God. Everyone say hi to Leah. I just want to let you know that we are. That's what we were talking about.

[Becky]

Okay, cool.

[Killer]

Love you.

[Becky]

I'll call you.

[Killer]

I'll call you later. We gotta finish recording this episode before I lose her.

[Becky]

I will. I'll let you know because I'm gonna order it right now, actually, while I have you.

[Killer]

Do you wanna. Do you want about your thoughts on me getting lap dances?

[Becky]

Oh, I feel like it's like a

[Killer]

little trip to the strip club for five minutes.

[Becky]

And you love that.

[Killer]

We love that.

[Becky]

So you love that?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

I do love it.

[Killer]

Get a little dance, then come home

[Becky]

to me in a couple of days.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

Do you feel disrespected? I think is the biggest question. No, she just lifted her eyebrow. No, no disrespected.

[Killer]

You asked me before you went, you got a little dance.

[Becky]

Nobody's as hot as you, Leah. Becky doesn't look at anyone the way she looks at you.

[Killer]

That's true.

[Leah]

I know.

[Killer]

And I believe that and I trust that.

[Becky]

See, y' all heard it from Leah's mouth. First.

[Killer]

Second.

[Becky]

Second.

[Leah]

Yeah.

[Killer]

All right. Love you so much.

[Leah]

All right. Love you.

[Becky]

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[Killer]

Does anyone have time for that?

[Becky]

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[Killer]

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[Becky]

Yeah. Oh my gosh.

[Killer]

I got the navy and it's like, they're so cute and they're actually really comfortable.

[Becky]

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[Killer]

not in like a. I'm asking. Asking for much. Just in. Let's put in some. I'm put in some work. Let's grow the podcast so that we

[Becky]

could just, you know, off all day.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

Okay.

[Killer]

Could you imagine if all of my energy was just put on podcasting?

[Becky]

If that was my only task, I would be. I would be a multi. Multi millionaire.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

Like, I would have. I would have a lot of money because I would just dedicate all my things.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

But here we are, and that's in a perfect world, actually. No, it's not because I. I love my kids and I, like, want to be with my kids, so.

[Killer]

Oh. I wasn't even thinking about my kid being a.

[Becky]

Well, like one kid versus seven. Do you know what I mean?

[Killer]

Oh, girl, I do. So anyways, I went to. We went to Bucky's.

[Becky]

We did. I purchased a blanket for Becky because the sprinter that we were going from city to city in was either no air. It's like the only two options were have the air on full blast or no air at all. And when you turn the air off in this Texas heat, it is. You're sweating your ass off. I literally almost took my shirt off and I was the only one with the blanket. So then last night, everyone just bought blankets and so I got Becky this Buc. EE's one. I hope you think of me when you use it.

[Killer]

I think of you often.

[Becky]

Oh, thank you.

[Killer]

And I will think of you when I use it.

[Becky]

Yeah.

[Killer]

Can I have a sip of your Alani?

[Becky]

Yeah, it's not cold.

[Killer]

I just need a little sip.

[Becky]

I also have other ones out there if you need one. I don't. Not that I want to make this whole thing about tour, but what do you. What segments do you like versus don't like.

[Killer]

I don't really think it's about me. I think it's about. What do I feel like the crowd likes the most?

[Becky]

Okay.

[Killer]

I like the never have I ever.

[Becky]

Yeah, I do too. I need y' all to be a little bit more creative, though. Okay. When we Go to the Carolinas. Let's get a little bit more creative.

[Killer]

I thought that the never have I ever questions last night were better than Indianapolis from the crowd.

[Becky]

I don't remember Indianapolis. I remember the crowd being really fun, but I don't remember the never have I evers.

[Killer]

The never have I evers were very targeted in Indianapolis.

[Becky]

I think that I. If there's time or maybe somebody from the crew can run out to the store. I think that I'm gonna add something to that tonight because I don't want it to be the same as last night. So I think I need to send someone to the store for something we.

[Killer]

We can do we didn't do in yet. Like, crowd confessions.

[Becky]

Yeah. Okay. But there was one last night that someone said. And she said that her. I want to say her husband or her boyfriend and her husband's cousin got. Were in prison at the same time. And the.

[Killer]

She.

[Becky]

The cousin who got out first.

[Killer]

Yeah. And he was about to get out, like, six months after.

[Becky]

People are wild.

[Killer]

Yeah. People.

[Becky]

It's. It's so funny because, like, I have no judgment. Like, I laughed, and I was like, oh, my God. But, like, I don't have judgment. And so, like, the. The shock factor is there. The shock value is there. Right. But, like, I'm not.

[Killer]

Like,

[Becky]

I just think of people so differently than we get thought of or, like, the things that we do. Like, people are so upset about, like, you getting a lap dance or giving a lap dance and think it's so disrespectful to the partners. And then we hear these crazy stories from other people, and I don't think twice about it.

[Leah]

Yeah.

[Killer]

Just like, oh, yeah, okay.

[Becky]

You. Them. You know what I mean? Like, that's my reaction. And then I never, ever. Yeah.

[Killer]

Just move on with life.

[Becky]

Yeah. I don't think too deep into it. And so it's crazy to see, like, how, like, I don't know if it's, like, the position of people, like, because I'm in the public eye or if it's just the type of people we are that we don't. I don't know. It's like, truly listen. And we don't.

[Killer]

Because we're so. We have so much insight into, like, people's lives. And because with, like, Barely Famous with. Were the haters, too. We have so complex understandings of, like, what people go through.

[Becky]

Do you think that when people are exposed to more. And I'm not saying it's better or worse, and I'm not saying that you're A bad mom or a good mom or a good parent. Right. But like when you're exposed to more non traditional things as a younger, like during childhood, that it gives you different perspective as an adult. Or do you think that. That when you are exposed to stuff like that then you judge as an adult?

[Killer]

No, I think it's the first. I think that it gives you like more of a understanding, like, and lean. I don't think you judge. I think you're open to more things. It sounds like shocking.

[Becky]

Like, bad.

[Killer]

No, not at all.

[Becky]

Yeah, that's how I feel.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

Lindsay has always said like strict parents read strict. Super strict parents raise sneaky kids.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

But then also when you take it a step further into adulthood, you're like as an adult, you're going. If you're this way all the time, you're gonna judge other people because that's not how they were raised or what they've seen or what they've been through. Because of the way I grew up, I don't. I take people as they are.

[Killer]

Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Like, I was just talking to Lindsay about this yesterday. Like, Lindsay.

[Becky]

Okay, just so you guys know the. The show that we're filming and I'll take a picture so that you guys can see back end how we're recording. There's a Lindsay who is on this production that is not associated with Lindsay Chrisley. So lots of Lindsay's, but that's who I'm talking about.

[Killer]

This Lindsay

[Becky]

picture of her in the corner.

[Killer]

We. I was just talk. We were talking yesterday just about life and like how my outlook on life and just different things. And I was speaking about how like life is so short. Like this is it. We have this small time on this earth to do things that make us happy and so like just do them right. Like, and let go of things that make you sad. Let go of things that make you angry. Like carrying all that stuff with you. Like you have this one, like, I could die tomorrow. I don't want to die sad, you know?

[Becky]

Yeah.

[Killer]

I don't want to die angry. I don't want to die with like all this like held resentment and like held like I don't like find more happiness.

[Becky]

So. Are you saying that people who are judgmental are gonna die miserable?

[Killer]

No, I'm just saying like people should walk with more empathy of like letting people it. As long as it's obviously not of ill nature, like pedophilia or anything like

[Becky]

that that escalated quickly.

[Killer]

Like just let people freaking live and like enjoy life and.

[Becky]

But they Think it's disgusting. Like, all I could think about last night was, like, the old people in the crowd hating their lives being here last night.

[Killer]

They were probably having the best time.

[Becky]

You think? I tried to get that guy, that old guy up. His wife was like, send him up. Get him a laugh. Dance. And he was like, no.

[Killer]

Yeah. No. I was like, I think that I.

[Becky]

I think he had to have been in his 60s. He was a silver fox, though. If you're listening to this, ma', am, respectfully, your husband was hot. I mean, he had to have been 65.

[Killer]

I don't really remember what he looked like. I just remember hearing from.

[Becky]

He was hot, too.

[Killer]

For I rem hearing her behind me say, don't do it, and it was like to smack my ass. And I probably would have punched him in the face if he did, and he didn't. So. Speaking of. I saw a man take a picture of a girl at the airport. Like, a girl was sitting there with her legs crossed, and she didn't have. She had shorts on. And this man takes his phone and goes like this.

[Becky]

Last night?

[Killer]

No, at the airport. Ew.

[Becky]

Did you call him out?

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

You called him out?

[Killer]

Yeah. What did you say? No, I went up to her. I went to her and I said, hey, that man just took a picture of you. And she was like, I don't know what to do. I was like, I don't really know what to do.

[Becky]

I called him out.

[Killer]

No, I went up.

[Becky]

Speaking of that, Ike was sexually assaulted last night. Twice. Somebody grabbed his butt twice.

[Killer]

Oh, really?

[Becky]

And he didn't tell me until wee hours of the morning. Psa. Please do not touch anybody without their permission. Yeah, you cannot grab Ike's butt in the crowd. And that's not only.

[Killer]

I can do that.

[Becky]

Like, that's not me. It could be him or anybody. You can't do that. Please don't do that.

[Killer]

No one's touched me.

[Becky]

It kind of made me uncomfortable because I'm like, no. What do I even. Like, yeah, I didn't know, so I couldn't have done anything about it. But also like, yeah, I was so weird.

[Killer]

No one's actually touched me inappropriately.

[Becky]

Wait, so did she do anything about that?

[Killer]

She was like. She was like, thank you so much for telling me. She's like. Like, I. She' like, my ride is here. I have to go. I was like, do. Like, do you want me to find someone? She's like, no, I think it's okay.

[Becky]

That is so disturbing.

[Killer]

It was so. And it was like, this Old dude. It was so gross. I was like. I couldn't believe. And, like, there was a couple next to me and it was a guy and a girl. And he was like, should I con? Like, like, should I confront him? And the wife was like, yeah. And then it. I don't. Nothing happened.

[Becky]

That is so disgusting. Oh, my God.

[Killer]

Yeah. Like, imagine what. What else he's done.

[Becky]

Ew. But also, if they'll do it to adults, like, imagine what they're doing for, like.

[Killer]

I hate that.

[Becky]

I don't like that. Which airport was that? Newark.

[Killer]

No, it was here. It was in. Well, it was San Antonio. It was when I landed.

[Becky]

Watch out for creepers.

[Killer]

And he worked there. He was like an employee.

[Becky]

That's even worse.

[Killer]

Yes, it was some old dude. Anywho,

[Becky]

why do we come back from that?

[Killer]

I don't know. I could bring up a random fact. Do you think about that whale often?

[Becky]

I've never thought about the whale ever again. No, I never thought about that ever again. Wait, did you. Hold on, because now I have to FaceTime Elliot and ask him.

[Killer]

Did you guys know that there's a whale that has been tracked for decades that they have never seen, but they track it by its sound, that they've never been able to capture it? You know that? Yeah. Isn't that crazy? How many years it's been like, decades that they've been tracking it?

[Becky]

They're tracking it with sonar?

[Killer]

Yeah, with. Yeah, they can. Because the frequency of its sound is so different than, like, any whale species that we've have identified that it's never been.

[Becky]

I'm gonna ask Elliot.

[Killer]

Yeah, it's like blue 54 or something or. Yeah, that's what they call it. It's crazy. It's. He's in school.

[Becky]

It's July.

[Killer]

God, I'm so dumb. You thought about it though, didn't you?

[Becky]

No.

[Killer]

What is he doing?

[Becky]

Probably sleeping. He's 16.

[Killer]

It's 12:30.

[Becky]

He didn't even answer. This one's for all my TV lovers. My entertainment from DirecTV gets you 60 plus channels and Disney Plus, Hulu and HBO Max all in one pack. But here's the thing. With so much great TV in my entertainment, you're going to want to talk about everything you've been watching. Just a reminder that your friends might not be as well watched as you. Don't be a spoiler and encourage them to get my Entertainment just for 34.99 per month. Go to directv.com genre packs and sign up today. New customers only. Service renews Monthly unless canceled. Credit card required conditions apply to app HBO Max Basic with ads begins after DirecTV 5 day trial. Learn [e-mail] restrict apply. Okay, let me try Lincoln. Let me see what he thinks about this whale. I think he's going to say. If I could gauge my kids reactions based on this fact, I think Lincoln's going to say, oh, cool. Or he's going to be like, okay, let's see what he. If he answers what he says. I miss Lincoln so much. I bet he was so bummed when Portugal got is out of the World Cup. Why aren't my kids answering? Why aren't they answering for me?

[Killer]

If my kid had a phone, he'd answer about this.

[Becky]

I'm going to call Lindsay.

[Killer]

Chrisley.

[Becky]

Yeah.

[Killer]

Ask.

[Becky]

I want to tell her about the whale.

[Killer]

Damn, no one likes you.

[Becky]

She text me back and we'll answer. Oh, there she goes. Hey, Lindsay, did you know that there is a species of whale that we've never seen but that we can hear?

[Leah]

No, we can't.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

What?

[Leah]

No. Yeah, that's manatees. Are y' all okay?

[Becky]

Are you.

[Killer]

Are you.

[Becky]

How would we.

[Leah]

If there is a species of whale that we have never seen, but we know what it sounds like.

[Killer]

Y' all are full of. No, it's. It's real. We've tracked it for decades.

[Leah]

Why haven't we seen it?

[Killer]

Because they can't find it. It's too deep in the ocean.

[Leah]

So you're telling me that there's not any type of person that could go down there, like a diving expert that could go down there and find it?

[Killer]

No, it's been tracked for decades and they've only.

[Leah]

This is a scam and y' all are gonna piss.

[Becky]

It's not a scam.

[Killer]

It's not. I swear. I swear. I'm Bex's life.

[Leah]

Okay, well, I kind of believe it.

[Becky]

The flip was so quick.

[Leah]

But, like, why. Why are we talking about this, like, casually on a Friday?

[Becky]

Like, I mean, so Becky told me about this about a month ago, and she asked me while we were recording. She said, how often, like, do you think about the whale Often? And I said, no, I've never thought about it again since you told me. Let me call Lindsay and see if she thinks about it.

[Leah]

Oh, I. Well, first of all, I never knew about it to think about it. Secondly, I will never think about this again.

[Becky]

Thank you. We are on the same page.

[Killer]

I think about it almost every day.

[Leah]

Okay, well, Becky, then you need to be the person to find it since you've been looking for it for decades. Then you need to be the person to find it.

[Becky]

We're gonna get. Imagine.

[Killer]

Imagine I just like switch my entire life around and like brain biology. Like my entire life at goal now is to find this whale.

[Leah]

Wait, can you tell me what it sounds like? Like give a re. Inaction.

[Killer]

I actually have never heard. That's like.

[Becky]

No, she wants you to do it.

[Killer]

I've never heard it, so I don't even know.

[Becky]

But we'll send you a video of it.

[Killer]

Was it blue?

[Becky]

Okay. We love you. Wait, no, she's. She has to go.

[Killer]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Have you ever used a sex wing?

[Becky]

Bye. We love you. Bye.

[Leah]

Love you guys. Bye.

[Becky]

What the is wrong with you?

[Killer]

Wait. Blue 52 whale sound. Wow. A lot of people are looking for. Was first recorded in 1989. 1949.

[Becky]

89, 89.

[Leah]

Which means.

[Killer]

Yeah, gotta be a cat skip.

[Becky]

Oh, this is during the Cold War America.

[Killer]

I literally just want.

[Becky]

A lone whale adrift at sea.

[Killer]

God, how hard is it to find a friggin sound?

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[Becky]

I do find it a little bit hard to believe because it's one of those things where it's like. Like wish I can tell you or like. Because if there's so many of them, it's not. Well, it can't just be one.

[Killer]

No. Well, yeah, you're right.

[Becky]

So like if there's so many of them and we've heard it, we've obvious. We've obviously been close enough to hear it and so it doesn't make sense to me. You're telling me that we've been to the moon, but we can't find a whale.

[Killer]

Have we been to the moon?

[Becky]

No. That's a hot take. I feel like we should ask Houston tonight. Wait, isn't it Houston, we have landed. Oh, no. Houston, we have a problem. You know what I mean?

[Killer]

It's funny.

[Becky]

The hair on it's hot.

[Killer]

I feel like these people should be responding to us and they're not.

[Becky]

They do not want to be part of our live studio audience, do you? They haven't laughed one time.

[Killer]

Not one singular time.

[Becky]

Top crowd.

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So you remember the 52 Hz whale? It was a blue whale that got cloud because the frequency of his calls were so high. And unlike normal blue whales that apparently.

[Killer]

Why can I just not hear the sound? Like that's all I'm looking for. Why I don't. Oh, is this it? This is it.

[Becky]

They're. They're contemplating their lives right now about. Why are we Filming these two girls. Talk about a whale. That's not a whale. Well, I don't. I think it doesn't exist.

[Killer]

Okay.

[Becky]

That doesn't. That's not a whale.

[Killer]

I am having a hard time cuz.

[Becky]

Don't whales sound like. Like, you know, you can hear a whale?

[Killer]

I've never heard a whale, so I don't know what it sounds like. Have you ever heard a whale?

[Becky]

Yeah, I feel like I have.

[Killer]

When you wake up in the morning, kill the whale. Anyways. Yeah, this has been great. Texas has been great so far.

[Becky]

I love San Antonio.

[Killer]

I didn't really get to see this, actually. I really liked. Where were we yesterday?

[Becky]

Dallas. No, Dallas.

[Killer]

San Antonio. I really like the city.

[Becky]

I also got a tattoo on stage.

[Killer]

Yes.

[Becky]

I forgot to mention that I. In San Antonio, I got a really, really cute custom tattoo. It's a little dry right now. I got it right here. We did it during my meet and greet. I didn't shave my legs. Sorry about that. And the tattoo artist made it custom to me, which I thought was really sweet. And so There's Roman numeral 7 in a rock for my kids because they're keep me grounded. They're. My rock healed because of my dad. Because I do. I do. I make a lot of jokes, but I. I do feel very healed by going to see him before he died and stuff. And then it's like cacti and stuff for Texas. And then it has 26 degrees Fahrenheit for the year 20. 26. And the F for fatherless, but it's like 20. Get it? But it's like a. I'll post a picture on socials. I. I love it. I think it's so cute and. But I still do want to take Becky's idea with the bouquet. Although last night when I couldn't sleep.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

I was thinking about that because I. That I couldn't remember where that idea came from. I knew it wasn't mine.

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[Becky]

But that's going to be too big of a bouquet. Like, the. The tattoo will have to be like the size of my hand to have 21 flowers.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

So it would be so big. Where the would I put a tattoo like that? I don't have any real estate space left.

[Killer]

You have a lot of real estate left.

[Becky]

So. I don't know. I feel like I want to get a stamp in London.

[Killer]

O.

[Becky]

Because London. I would get a tattoo because karma and chaos is where I learned about your stamp collection.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

So going to London with you. I want to do a stamp for Lond.

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London.

[Killer]

Okay.

[Becky]

But the rest of them. So I guess I could do, like, a bouquet without San Antonio and without London, because those two I got tattoos for. But to be determined, if you are

[Killer]

listening and you're in London and you're a tattoo artist, hit us.

[Becky]

Hit us up, because we do have free time in London, so. Yeah, I will be there for. Are you going for the same amount of time as me or. No, no, I'll be there for 10 days. Lincoln is playing soccer during the days. I. I can't go see him every day. There's, like, a schedule. So I'm. We're gonna do a Paris day trip. I really, really, really want to go to the Luis Carmen store, and I'll show you what that is.

[Killer]

Can we do the Paris day trip on Tuesday?

[Becky]

I think our show is on Tuesday.

[Killer]

Our show is on Monday,

[Becky]

probably, because

[Killer]

I think I'm gonna leave Wednesday.

[Becky]

Fly in when?

[Killer]

Friday. Leave Wednesday.

[Becky]

Okay. I'm gonna be sad without you. You. Elliot's coming?

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

Okay. Well, this has been fun. I hope you all laughed a little bit. Alessandra, good luck with these edits. I'm so sorry. You people. Also asked for you in San Antonio, which I.

[Killer]

In Dallas.

[Becky]

Oh, no. San Antonio.

[Killer]

Yeah.

[Becky]

I'm really sorry if you said you were going to be there and then we didn't make that happen. Like, I did not. It just was so over my head. So I apologize, Alessandra. Oh, okay.

[Killer]

Well, time for us to eat.

[Becky]

We're going to eat, and we'll be back for part two of Texas.

[Killer]

Part two of Texas later today.

[Becky]

Okay, See you.

[Killer]

Love you.

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Bye.

[Becky]

Okay, guys, we're back. You asked for it, and we're delivering. Killer is going on tour. We're super excited for the fatherless behavior tour. 23 cities, three countries, all in one summer. And you guys can check out tour dates and see if we're coming to a city near you on killlowry.com. and if you want early access to information and announcements, head over to Patreon, because you might get it before everyone else.

[Killer]

Hey, guys, it's your friend Michelle Collins, and I'm here to invite you to listen to the Michelle Collins Show. Yes, that's my show. Unfiltered, unscripted, unhinged, and covers pretty much everything you're going to want to care about. It's funny, it's fearless. It could go off the rails at any moment and often does. So follow, rate and review the Michelle Collins show wherever you get your podcasts. And let's spiral together.

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[Becky]

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[Leah]

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[Killer]

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